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2026-09-15 — Transcript
[2026-09-15 07:21:00] Sam Willis: I gotta get uppppp [2026-09-15 07:21:00] Sam Willis: And I can’t [2026-09-15 08:29:00] Dave: Ugh same [2026-09-15 08:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning yeah I stayed in bed until about 8:45. It was a I don't know why it was so freaking rough to get up but I didn't sleep too too well last night it was pretty broken so I'm blaming the Doggo for that but anyway I'm home and it's great and. Hopefully, I have a good day. I need to shower and like get out get my life together but Also have a lot of work to do so yeah anyhow I just wanted to say hello and Yeah, I will be talking to you later. Bye. [2026-09-15 08:38:00] Dave: Hahaha, it’s different sending the first message huh?! 🤪 [2026-09-15 08:39:00] Dave: We took some gummies last night and I totally gave a hangover from them [2026-09-15 08:39:00] Dave: SA just left and I think I’m going back to…
2026-09-14 — Transcript
[2026-09-14 06:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning oh my gosh should I start calling you sunshine? Anyway, you're probably late to be honest because it's already 750 this is like so weird to be getting ready for work at 7:15 in the freaking morning but I'm not playing. I think I got a solid eight hours of sleep that was much much needed. So I'm gonna go into the office for a few hours Definitely not the whole day I don't know how these dumb dogs are gonna do Until five today is actually a meeting day thank God Well, I'll probably be to look for like four hours and then head out. I don't know. We'll see. I set up one camera and King's house so far so I could check on the idiots but I probably need to set up one more to get like a different angle. But like I check on them, I'm half tempted, maybe more than half tempted to give them one trazodone today But I don't know, but the …
2026-09-13 — Transcript
[2026-09-13 05:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning 4 AM there I wonder what time you went to bed last night Hopefully Anthony Nathan OK 10 minutes ago at the airport I'm heading back And hopefully go back to bed. I did not sleep very well last time. All did I tell you that the mattress that is in that guest room is beyond soft like it is the exact opposite of the type of mattress that I need And all having all four fucking dogs if that was the on a queen is something So anyway I just wanted to say good morning and I will be talking to you later. I am sure. I can't believe today's Sunday I can't believe I've been off work for a week. It has been insane. I have so much shit to go back to. I can't believe I'm going through a new office. The first day of school know anybody weird might even gonna have a desk yet like what a weird time. Who knows oh my God need to charge Air What …
2026-09-12 — Transcript
[2026-09-12 00:44:00] Dave: So tired my eyeballs are burning lol [2026-09-12 00:44:00] Dave: Aaaand just got home. I’m soooo tired [2026-09-12 06:21:00] Sam Willis: That is roughhhh. It’s already 720 here and the dogs woke me up. It is way too late in the day already! I need to sleep in until 10 lol [2026-09-12 06:23:00] Dave: That I’m up right now because he has to be back at 0730!! 😱 [2026-09-12 06:23:00] Dave: You know what’s rough?? [2026-09-12 06:23:00] Sam Willis: Omg why are you awake [2026-09-12 06:23:00] Sam Willis: Getting 4 hrs of sleep?!? [2026-09-12 06:24:00] Sam Willis: What. The. Fuck. [2026-09-12 06:24:00] Dave: Right?! [2026-09-12 06:24:00] Dave: I got about 6 hrs so that’s not terrible. Plus I actually feel pretty good. [2026-09-12 06:25:00] Dave: lol [2026-09-12 06:25:00] Dave: Nite nite baby… again… [2026-09-12 06:25:00] Dave: So I’m going to drop him off and go to…
2026-09-11 — Transcript
[2026-09-11 07:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting at the office getting ready to go in and I was just thinking is it bad that I am like long? I feel like it's been a year since I've talked to you Or heard you Which I doubt Oh God, so hopefully I don't die from that It's definitely a possibility, but I just thought I'd tell you that Oh gosh, I'll keep it short I know But I hope that you got some good sleep. I fucking slept great. It was so nice. Going to bed so early. I actually woke up a little bit before my alarm went off and decided to just get up and felt pretty good So that was nice Yeah, so Heading down to Indy today, huh? Let me know. How that goes and stuff and how much stuff do you have now like suitcase? Suitcase plus a bunch of shit like pack boxes to take to her house or is it just like the bare minimum? Probably got more dog food …
2026-09-10 — Transcript
[2026-09-10 01:55:00] Sam Willis: Made it to the Airbnb. Good night! [2026-09-10 07:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad you made it safe safely Even if it was 2 AM, my God that sucks But I guess you're wrathfully there maybe I don't like check the map but hopefully you're a little further than halfway there so it's not as long of a drive today. Your home inspection looks. Pretty good lotta little stuff, but like I don't think any of that would make a big deal I just read the summary report looked at the pictures and stuff and I wouldn't really worry too much about that. I mean it's all stuff you could ask them to fix I guess Like stuff that you fix like the ceiling crack and Cosmetic things like that if you want, but if they decline, I wouldn't Well, I'm keeping it short cause I know you got company around and probably can't listen so I don't …
2026-09-09 — Transcript
[2026-09-09 07:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine well, I guess today's a big day. Hopefully, you are excited and can relax a little bit. Even though I'm sure you're exhausted still Yeah, I'll keep it short cause I know you got a lot going on and people all around so Let me know how you're doing when you can and I hope you have a safe trip Cameron said that, but either way I will talk to you soon [2026-09-09 07:38:00] Sam Willis: Hey babe. Good morning. We hit the road and going to get the dogs. I won’t be able to talk much but I’ll check in at times today [2026-09-09 07:41:00] Dave: Whenever you can ☺️. Drive safe [2026-09-09 07:51:00] Dave: What’s the plan? Are you and Christian switching off driving the van? And are you driving straight through or do you have to stop? Not sure how long of drive that is. Probably pretty far now that I think about it [2…
2026-09-08 — Transcript
[2026-09-08 07:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you got a great night sleep and are ready to finish up packing that house today Hopefully it didn't work too late either cause that would be dumb And Yeah, you got some air today so let me know what he says. I imagine it's gonna be news about the new MD so that'll be interesting. I'm sure. I just got to the office Thank God, I was able to get up Feeling pretty good today, so that's nice I guess I got over whatever that funk was from the weekend I guess your body sometimes just knows when you can Just fucking veg out for a couple days and take the opportunity So It's Tuesday at least it's a short week so it's Tuesday today. I guess you're leaving tomorrow, huh? When does when do your parents get in? I imagine sometime today. Till you leave Wednesday, are you driving straight through or do you have t…
2026-09-07 — Transcript
[2026-09-07 09:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting outside the gym Hayden life God I slept so good but I did not wanna get up again. I don't know what the hell is going on. Gotta get my shit together Hopefully, you slept well on the floor Hope you got the air mattress blown up and slept on that otherwise you're really gonna be hurting. I bet today if you slept on the floor and you're already felt like your bag was breaking. So yeah What is it looking like there? How much like how much more do you have to do? Aside from cleaning or whatever but like just packing and stuff Gotta be getting pretty close so that's awesome Oh God Yeah, I'm just gonna go in here and Half ass work out go grocery shopping and then take a nap It's about all I got going on today. I do have a gigantic ass sleeper sofa that I gotta put curb though. So that's gonna suck if…
2026-09-06 — Transcript
[2026-09-06 09:52:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just woke up And I am so fucking tired still, I might just go back to bed Oh gosh, I don't know why I'm so exhausted But I can barely I could barely drag my ass out of bed So Yeah, I think it might be naptime already I know you don't have that luxury today though so you got the movers coming that's pretty awesome Yeah, and then it's just Monday, Tuesday Wednesday and you'll be on the road and it's crazy. I can't believe. How fast that is all gone from Like idea or you know, putting the plan of motion to By the house and now your shit's all packed up that's wild So I hope that all goes smoothly And Everything all packed up What else I guess that's the main thing for you today huh did you get the whole kitchen? All packed up? Probably I think I am just gonna Fuck off all day going to the gym Just lay and …
2026-09-05 — Transcript
[2026-09-05 09:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just woke up Oh man, I didn't go to bed. You went to bed first and went to bed at like one, so I'm just now getting up and getting going. Grabbing my prints where we're late So yeah Particularly special going on today I don't think Just the usual, probably do some grocery shopping maybe possibly I had to get that stupid sleeper sofa down Out of the upstairs living room But I guess you'll be Packing up getting up out of here next week during the final stretch it's so exciting When remind me again, when movers are coming, I can move all the stuff into the truck And are you and I have them like move all the big stuff or you can have everything boxed up and like everything for the movers or what's the plan there? Oh God I went to bed about one and still wasn't really even ready for bed So I slept OK but now…
2026-09-04 — Transcript
[2026-09-04 07:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ahead and get up if you aren't already with all the shit you got going off today so that's fun for you. What do you have two doctors appointments for? Is this your mammogram or is that the other day? Yeah I think what mammogram yesterday was supposed to be bloodwork. That's right. Well, I'm sure it's gonna be fantastic. I've never had one myself, but I hear it's not the most pleasant thing in the world. Oh Dumpster mammogram Damn, all kinds of shit going on Do you have to throw away a dumpster? I don't know I can't think of stuff like outside of bulk trash for my house like if I was moving that I would just straight up throw a…
2026-09-03 — Transcript
[2026-09-03 07:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office And I actually Self drove all I guess I would see smoke drive all the way to the office today which I don't usually do it's usually I don't know I felt I didn't feel like dropping today so I let her handle the whole thing she did was nice. Just sit back and relax. Traffic was a little bit lighter today I guess since we're getting towards the end of the week So that's nice finally Thursday We can do this only one more day for you A year all the way off tomorrow I think right Have two doctors appointments tomorrow I'm gonna come to the office for a while tomorrow I guess it'll probably be a half-day I think right and then we're off Monday Right I don't know it sounds right I have to work for home next week Cause of my appointment to get my roof and stuff fixed it's on Wednesday I do…
2026-09-02 — Transcript
[2026-09-02 07:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up this morning and then I did get out like a little bit later than usual but like not too much like 10 or 15 minutes but my freaking On the cameras on my car is not working just out of the blue like it was fine last night when I parked after the gym and then this morning The left side left camera is not working so that fucks up like the whole thing and I've gotten so like throws up a big video feed when I turn the turn signals like on the screen so I'm used to looking to the middle of the car to see the screen rather than out Driver side mirror So that was like a huge hassle anyway I stopped and turned the off and on again sk…
2026-09-01 — Transcript
[2026-09-01 07:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office Getting ready to go in Yeah, I guess 56 is too terrible It's still pretty terrible, but at least I guess it's a countdown What you got to worry about that get lots of other bigger countdowns going Yeah, I got I slept so good. I had a little trouble getting to sleep actually probably cause. Of the gym I am Was tired, but Just couldn't get to sleep for like another, but probably an hour after we stop texting. I'm kind of tossed and turns. Actually, I might've put an audiobook on for a little bit too, but Yeah, I slept really good after I finally got to sleep, but I did not want to get up And I certainly don't wanna be here, but here I am Just the same What are you got going on is there? Another offer out about God I can't even I can't even keep up with all that Coming and going Situat…
2026-08-31 — Transcript
[2026-08-31 08:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept great. And still didn't feel like going to work so I'm working from home today Hopefully You hear something from the house today Hopefully, it's good news Oh Actually part of the reason I stayed home cause I had a ton of orders to get out this morning. I didn't feel like fucking with it last night before I went to bed so I was like you know I'll just do that in the morning. I still haven't done so I need to get in gear before the mail runs So yeah I guess you're going into the office today I don't know. Don't remember. Get something else scheduled for the week ready to be home or not Yeah, I'm really disappointed about that meatloaf it did not turn out very good I'm gonna have to go back to the old way that I did. It was much better. Although this time I did My own beef like…
2026-08-30 — Transcript
[2026-08-30 09:23:00] Dave: Bro… am I on meth?? Couldn’t stop talking lol [2026-08-30 09:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you're still sleeping. I hope you got everything packed and you're all done and ready for the movers. I know that's definitely the case because you're super productive and you get things done Speaking of how is that going for you? Are you still going through the motions and like doing the things noticing? Difference in things running through your mind all the time if there's still things running through your mind all the time you should be putting them down in your inbox I actually think I have decided to go ahead and do GTD again myself Which I decided laying in bed this morning before I got up I don't know why oh so yeah I do know why Cause I had an idea, I don't even remember what it was but I remember it was important whi…
2026-08-29 — Transcript
[2026-08-29 08:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are sleeping like a baby and the dog goes are letting you do so peacefully I slept like the dead, of course not for long enough I just got back from dropping Grace off and I was planning on going to the gym right afterwards but I'm thinking I might just take a little nap Or I might go to the gym I haven't decided yet I should go to the gym But we'll see I guess Other than that just More of the same Oh God from his Mars Working around the house got some logistics projects going on With my printers and developments got so much filament That I need to make so I found at the container store if I told you, but I found some larger. I got a bunch of like little containers to organize that stuff, but I also found some larger containers that are sealed they have like a phone seal around the lid so their…
2026-08-28 — Transcript
[2026-08-28 08:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and had a bunch of crazy dreams to process all the shit that happened yesterday. I just got to the office. I slept really well, so that was nice, but I'm definitely running a little late. I slept good, but I was Needed to sleep somewhere I feel like I feel all right right now though Yeah So another few hours at work in the office are you going to work today or you can call in sick? You should probably call in sick or at least work from home but I know you'll probably be in the office cause that's the right thing to do. And you're in your opinion Man A lot going on I know you got a lot to think about Still So I won't bother you too much I'm looking forward to hearing your voice and I will talk to you soon [2026-08-28 09:08:00] Sam Willis: God I don’t want to get up 😩😩 [2026-08-28 09:0…
2026-08-27 — Transcript
[2026-08-27 07:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office a few minutes earlier than usual Oh God You cough every morning and I stretch and yawn for half to call every morning Sleeping went much better last night I didn't toss and turn it off, thankfully So I don't know I didn't work out maybe that was it but I've been working out at night and it's been fine so I don't know that video Don't ever told you this I probably have but I may have not also because I've been trying to catch it on video but it's hard to do from the angle but whenever I'm laying on the sofa and creek comes around and I start petting him obviously bear gets jealous He starts doing this thing like if I don't let him like a lot of times so just like poke his head and where my hand is and I'll start but if that doesn't work if I keep petting creek bear will like get up…
2026-08-26 — Transcript
[2026-08-26 07:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked at my clock was like my phone was like quarter after 12 My legs were just like super restless like I feel like I needed to stretch a ton and I got up and stretched at one point. I don't know if it's from working out or if it was something else or just extra energy that I didn't know I had, but I was just uncomfortable for. Three hours Like maybe dozed off some but never like really Enough to go completely out so that sucks I'm tired Usually, I rarely ever take that long to go to sleep like usually I lay down and I'm out within like a few minutes So that really sucks. I hope you slept better than I did. Probably not I know, b…
2026-08-25 — Transcript
[2026-08-25 07:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night and got a lot of dumb work done And get a good night sleep I slept great woke up pretty easy Kinda On time got out of the house on time everything went pretty good Feel pretty decent again Sitting in the office, getting ready to go in So there's that Damn Nothing else is really happens since last time I talk to you I just can't believe how close you're getting to the move though that's so crazy I'm excited for him and it's fun and exciting and Nude Go shopping for all your stuff and that's gonna be fun. You mattress your bedroom set. Yeah, that's exciting Nothing that exciting going on here Sorry I am pitiful this morning. I feel pretty good, but I guess my brain hasn't really started working yet. It's hungry If you think about working out at night, so I'm always fucking starv…
2026-08-24 — Transcript
[2026-08-24 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Good morning babe. I’m WFH today [2026-08-24 08:48:00] Sam Willis: I can’t get up ugh [2026-08-24 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Now, are you alive? lol [2026-08-24 09:33:00] Sam Willis: I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping [2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day [2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: (I went back to bed) [2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: It feels too good laying in bed [2026-08-24 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning turd I need to fuck is already 10 o'clock there have you even been online? Anyway I am also working from home today which reminds me I need to put that on my calendar because I will forget also I definitely should not be working from home today. I really needed to work from home this Thursday cause I have a doctors appointment right smacked up in the middle of the day, b…
2026-08-23 — Transcript
[2026-08-23 05:36:00] Sam Willis:
2026-08-22 — Transcript
[2026-08-22 07:13:00] Sam Willis: Why can’t I sleeeeeppppp 😭 [2026-08-22 07:14:00] Sam Willis:
2026-08-21 — Transcript
[2026-08-21 00:45:00] Sam Willis: I just landed ❤️ [2026-08-21 02:21:00] Sam Willis: I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night. [2026-08-21 07:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a place there I don't know. Oh, you're back in the same time zone too so it must be like 7:50 right now Oh God, I hope you're not getting up soon, but probably are. It's gonna be tough long day for you another one. Imagine you were fucking beat last night, but hopefully you got some Were able to get some sleep on the plane maybe I don't know how long that flight is but It'll be nice, I guess Hopefully you slept well for the few hours last night I'm sorry you have to do that. I definit…
2026-08-20 — Transcript
[2026-08-20 07:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumbass office God kill me You work for the week I mean all the work I'm gonna do for the week Yesterday Oh God, sorry stretch all these sore ass muscles Feels good though Jesus Christ am I even gonna like talk A recording of me, yawning and stretching I slept really good last night. I went to bed and. Woke up with the alarm, went off So that was pretty awesome That's the thing that sucks about working out at night I think is that I always have to pee because I drink obviously more water And then Of course I pay for go to bed but it all processes through from the previous couple hours and I wake up at first like five or 530 and can't just go back to sleep so yesterday today I got up just when I got up cause I woke up pretty decently Yesterday that I did not, I just went back to bed for 10 minut…
2026-08-19 — Transcript
[2026-08-19 07:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I think I already woken up like once or twice and was like fuck it. I'm just gonna hold off but then at five I had to get up. And peed and then I was like fuck this I'm gonna go back to bed for my last 30 minutes, even though I know that was gonna be terrible cause you know like going back to sleep and then Having to get up 30 minutes later when the alarm goes off, which I didn't do I snoozed for until about 10 after six I think Then I got my ass up and got moving Luckily, I got out early enough that the traffic wasn't Horrible yet, Ibiza school rush, at least in front of the house or in my neighborhood So how was last night? I…
2026-08-18 — Transcript
[2026-08-18 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Did you know… [2026-08-18 08:24:00] Sam Willis: That I fucking hate mornings? [2026-08-18 08:24:00] Sam Willis: 😭 [2026-08-18 08:25:00] Sam Willis: I know right [2026-08-18 08:25:00] Sam Willis: It’s a shocker [2026-08-18 08:25:00] Dave:
2026-08-17 — Transcript
[2026-08-17 02:30:00] Sam Willis: https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/lifestyle/egg-recall-linked-to-salmonclassified-to-highest-risk-level-by-fda/ Egg recall linked to Salmonclassified to highest risk [2026-08-17 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Ummm. Did I send you that article last night? [2026-08-17 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake. [2026-08-17 08:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't wanna work, but you know that's just the baseline Fucking traffic is the worst No school starts fucking hate it Just like so ridiculous So many people everywhere Oh yeah, and then that Midwest safety last night Yeah, those kids were fucking brutal. I wish and they just kept calling …
2026-08-16 — Transcript
[2026-08-16 08:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-08-16 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Don’t like… I gotta get out of hereeeee [2026-08-16 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am why is that? Hold on Good Lord OK sorry I need to stop being distracted. I have the movie bridesmaids on and there's a woman in here and I'm like what do I know her from? I hate that. I still didn't figure it out anyway OK focus so yeah I'm Wow, I'm so fucking distracted this morning, but like dude like my ceiling in my main Part of the house is cracking like Quite a bit This is not good I don't like that Also My realtor in Indy they are having like historic flooding and so much of Indy is like fucked and I emailed the title company last night cause I'm like hey like there's 1 million questions here I have Can somebody fucking help me and I copy the realtor on anyway he's displaced right now because of …
2026-08-15 — Transcript
[2026-08-15 08:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sleeping well or something. I know I woke up again. Soaking sweat at 3 AM That scooted over out of the fucking wet spot And then went back to sleep for a couple hours And then for the last hour or two, I just kind of tossed and turned So that was dumb But I feel all right What have you got going on today? I'm gonna do the gym. I'm gonna go grocery shopping but I don't know. I had to go stop and get an energy drink cause I'm all out at home so I need to go to the grocery store. But I don't know There's those bunnies Are still back in the backyard And Sorry, get hiccups or something or pick up energy drink They're still back the…
2026-08-14 — Transcript
[2026-08-14 08:50:00] Sam Willis: TGIF [2026-08-14 08:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good late morning sunshine I just got to the office Oh my God Stretches So thrown off of my schedule I woke up early and then went back to sleep for a little bit and then I had to wait till 830 When the place to drop my packages off open up, cause I have to get them in the mail today Yeah, gosh, I had bad dreams last I've actually had a couple of dreams for the last couple of few nights And I've been waking up wedding Like early morning, like about three I'll wake up and just like The sheets are wet around me like I'm sweating so much and I like White sweat off of my chest Like so bad that I have to like scoot over into the middle or the other side of the bed or whichever side I'm not on I think it's cause I quit drinking. I wasn't drinking like a lot, but it was every day. So since I qui…
2026-08-13 — Transcript
[2026-08-13 07:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill myself all the way to work. It took me so much longer and it's such a pain in the ass Just cause people are back and kids are back in school. What the fuck I don't understand why it fucks everything up. And it's been staggered like it's not like all schools went back today So I don't know, but I'm here now Looking forward to another wonderful day as Schwab Yeah It's funny how My jerk off adapters like go from 0 to 100 overnight because I had like it was like zero to ship out yesterday actually one maybe two yesterday but this morning I had nine packages out so I can only fit for my actual mailbox so I gotta mail store and drop…
2026-08-12 — Transcript
[2026-08-12 07:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work, but I think maybe working out last night Helped I'm fucking starving that's the only thing about working out at night. Is that wake up in the morning fucking just completely famished like my stomach growling as I sit here I'll go get some breakfast Everybody eats down here at the café. I guess it's pretty good. Maybe I'll try that out. I got a couple like protein bars or whatever but nothing real food. So yeah Oh You know what else I realized is I Just like I do when I leave you messages in the morning When I start working out a lot, I yawn like constantly for the first 10 minutes of a workout So That's interesting Must have…
2026-08-11 — Transcript
[2026-08-11 08:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at least Yeah I do got some Hindu figures I've given away all the ones on my desk. I've gotta replenish them. Was What is There's new girls Saw one of them on my desk could I was talking about it how much she loved it and I gave it to her. They're like whenever I give one of these things to a Hindu person. They're always just like fucking over the moon. So I don't know if I told you this, but I guess she told her mom and dad and they were like oh my God it's so fucking miracle blessing from the gods or whatever and that it's a sign and so we were talking about it and she told me which God they prayed to you so I found One of th…
2026-08-10 — Transcript
[2026-08-10 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH [2026-08-10 08:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan either if any kind of storms just because I don't wanna lose power the main thing it looks like a pretty big storm now according all those locations impacted That's right and yes, the video from my drone is super nice. That's one of the cool things about DJI drones is they're all super high-quality. Well they got some like more or less expensive ones. But I'm open to the professional category With the one I got so that's pretty cool Hopefully you slept good even though you hate mornings I did in fact I woke up at About three and me and Bear both were fucking in the exac…
2026-08-09 — Transcript
[2026-08-09 01:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol. [2026-08-09 01:30:00] Sam Willis: Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, badges, license plates, IDs!!! Like that is insane [2026-08-09 07:15:00] Dave: I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on?? [2026-08-09 07:16:00] Dave: Like, there were ALL in on the story [2026-08-09 07:16:00] Dave: But they had Soooooo much [2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals” [2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Also. Good morning. [2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo…
2026-08-08 — Transcript
[2026-08-08 06:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine You are never gonna guess where I'm at I'm at the dumb gym getting ready to go in and work out Because I realized that A leadership meeting is only in about eight or nine weeks now I think So in October, right it's already August so no more than 28 weeks but it's coming up close and I don't wanna still be a fat piece of shit when I see you That I mean, that is I mean, if you're still if you're still? That is always away I hope you had a great time last night getting out and doing some things seeing some people I ate my gross. McDonald's pretty much went on the bed. I slept pretty well I think I didn't want to get up, but I did And now I'm here so go in here and do this thing and hopefully I can get back into that habit. I need to start going more during the week, but I'm going to the grocery store after t…
2026-08-07 — Transcript
[2026-08-07 08:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are crazy. I haven't watched this one yet, but I will you know. What did I watch win last night? I don't think I watched any last night. Oh you know what I did watch a Sergeant Curtis one with this black chick that got pulled over I'll have to link it to. I haven't already seen it, but she went fucking ballistic. Like right from the beginning of the traffic stop it was like One of those where he walked up to the car and she was on the phone and like basically just ignoring him talking to her mom and then talking to her dad and he was like license registration she would do it 70 something in a 35 or something like that and she jus…
2026-08-06 — Transcript
[2026-08-06 08:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-08-06 08:56:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome. [2026-08-06 08:57:00] Dave: Blah [2026-08-06 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Listening to an FS-ISAC call. Blah. And running late to work. Blah. lol. Talk to you soon [2026-08-06 09:28:00] Sam Willis: God school started again and traffic is SO BAD [2026-08-06 09:54:00] Sam Willis: You turd [2026-08-06 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m glad you feel great lol [2026-08-06 09:54:00] Sam Willis: You just woke up at 9 am?!?!? [2026-08-06 10:01:00] Sam Willis:
2026-08-05 — Transcript
[2026-08-05 08:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept really well I slept pretty good again And Oops Tried to climb up in my lap and bumped his head on the desk Yeah, I've just been up this morning working on rocker dock, of course Cutting out rubber backing For them and slapping it on Thank you would've been batches like bigger batches will help out the time it takes to get them done But we'll see I guess Yes, so let's see what I got going on today. Nothing much Eric's on leave this week for the rest of the week so that means I pretty much am too. No, not really, but it's always nice For some reason, not like he sweats me about anything, but like you know, it's cool and the boss is gone So what is what is your agenda looking like? Did you get all your disclosures and all that shit done yesterday and I guess what's next on the list? Like you…
2026-08-04 — Transcript
[2026-08-04 07:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept really well last night. I know I did. I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you. So that's always wonderful I Listen to my audiobook for a while or little while Like 20 minutes Last night when I got in bed and then Turned it off and rolled over and then Woke up. It felt like a few minutes later, but it was like six hours later. Don't think I moved again. And then, of course, I went right back to sleep and didn't wanna get up when the alarm went off Well, hopefully I know it's a lot going on, but hopefully some stress and pressure is Melting away I don't know what they call it reducing cause like with offers in your house and putting an offers on the other house like big steps being checked off the list I'm super excited for that That's why I was Trying not to be A Debbie downer yeste…
2026-08-03 — Transcript
[2026-08-03 08:08:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome [2026-08-03 08:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you were up early for work from home day I forgot that I have to work from home all week this week because Dominic has to be picked up at 11 from band camp at school and then be back at four or 430 for I think for football I don't know one of the other So that I work all week so I just got out of the shower Expect you to have been up already I slept pretty good. I think I slept really well. I remember waking up once at like two or three in the morning it was still like laying on my back in the exact same position so much so I was like I don't know. I just knew that I hadn't moved. I think cause there was like Quick clearance felt like I just had dozed off, but it actually actually sleep for a few hours And then went back to sleep, so yeah, not too ba…
2026-08-02 — Transcript
[2026-08-02 08:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well knowing that you have an offer to review this morning. I can't wait to hear how it goes and If you get any more, that's gonna be awesome I'm so excited for you It's a good side that you're getting that offer so quickly Hopefully, it's exactly what you want and you'll be out of that baby in 30 days Yeah, with no major issues like the roof or whatever I slept really well I would probably still be in bed if bear hadn't woken me up He was like A little restless, I guess like up on me in my face which he usually doesn't do until I'm like awake awake but he can wake me up so I got some I got a feeling you might need to go out So I got up which sucked but it was all right. I slept OK so And now I'm just doing the usual having my energy drink and watching a little YouTube and working on rock…
2026-08-01 — Transcript
[2026-08-01 09:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I am hoping that's the case I slept pretty good I unfortunately did not celebrate orgasm day As I was exhausted By the time bed came around and just fucking died Yeah, I hope you got to But I guess probably not since I didn't hear anything from you So what are you got planned for the day then did you finish your painting? And what are you doing with the dogs like when people come to view the house and to the open house you're just gonna go take them somewhere to the dog park Good luck the cats lock the cats up and leave them Yeah, so I'm just waking up sitting here in front of rocker dock That's my new. It's my new thing obvi…
2026-07-31 — Transcript
[2026-07-31 07:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today today? That would be pretty awesome. I can't wait to see what it looks like even though you don't care about me enough to give me a preview I'll just see it when it comes out for everybody else in the world, but that's all. I know you're too busy for me I slept really well Still Hope y'all up I'm not actually tired. I feel pretty decent. Yeah, what else is going on? Oh, I'm at the stupid office. I do love driving to work on Friday mornings that's for sure. But I don't like getting here they're going At least somebody over here so I don't have to fuck with people Yeah, oh gosh, what am I doing? Interview two now today Hopefu…
2026-07-30 — Transcript
[2026-07-30 07:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe yeah was that I don't know. Maybe I missed the first rush. Yeah, it wasn't too bad at all so that was nice But now I'm here so that fucking sucks but I guess it is what it is good to have a job Not gonna complain too much I'm so pictures day tonight I can't remember Carpets are cleaned yesterday that's good that you're all staged up So that's fun Hopefully the rest of your evening went well and you got some good sleep I slept freaking great I crashed out right after I said good night to you and I don't know if I woke up at all Until my alarm went off Hopefully, hopefully you got some sleep We need to figure out what the fuck …
2026-07-29 — Transcript
[2026-07-29 06:16:00] Dave: I DON’T LIKE THIS [2026-07-29 06:16:00] Dave: THIS IS NOT OK [2026-07-29 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome [2026-07-29 09:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why I'm late messaging you I'm up now working from home today Better than going into the office, but not as good as But Day Only two more days of the week left after today and then we gotta do it all again Sorry You got a busy day I'm sure Just a regular day for me Just regular old stuff gotta get caught up at work. I'll probably not gonna do. Had one energy drink this morning before I don't know what's wrong with me today I hope you have a better as this is what you feel like every mom…
2026-07-28 — Transcript
[2026-07-28 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby [2026-07-28 08:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭 [2026-07-28 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you alive [2026-07-28 08:15:00] Dave: You’re gonna kill me 🫣 [2026-07-28 08:16:00] Sam Willis: You’re an asshole lol [2026-07-28 08:16:00] Dave: Taking another sick day hehehe [2026-07-28 08:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your ass up. Or not: I am alive and kicking and On my way to drop off some shit at the Package mailing place So Yeah, I got like 1010 jerk off adapters to get out the door. I hadn't really noticed I didn't think I was getting that many orders and you had a couple over the last couple da…
2026-07-27 — Transcript
[2026-07-27 07:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with it last night after messing with fusion 360 all day So I'm filling in all the stuff and little things that I ever put off And then Then it begins we'll see what happens Obviously, I won't keep you up-to-date without Obvious I think I'm calling in sick today so I can fuck with us Yeah I feel fine. I'm just don't feel like going in and I need to work on this. So yeah I hope you have a nice easy ride to work and are you going? Are you in the office today? You got a shit load of stuff going on this week. I'll have to scroll back up to that schedule. Or all that stuff that you told me what's going on cause I forgot just know it's…
2026-07-26 — Transcript
[2026-07-26 10:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep like a baby. I hope that you did too. Oh gosh, I just been awake for a little bit but just rolled my ass out of bed not too long ago Man, I'm a little bit sore from all work yesterday But I feel pretty good. Slept pretty good. And today I'm trying to work on rocker dock, but still gotta finish up some outside stuff And of course, get ready for the week gotta go grocery shopping sometime So how was the rest of your evening? I hope it was nice and relaxing What's on the agenda for today? I got plant there's two trees that I bought they were bushes or whatever they are. They're on sale pretty cheap so I snatched them up. So I got a fucking plan It sucks because the ground here is fucking ass It's full of rocks and shit so digging a hole anywhere for anything is a huge pain in the ass But I got fi…
2026-07-25 — Transcript
[2026-07-25 08:14:00] Dave: 🥵 [2026-07-25 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I miss your face so so so much [2026-07-25 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Omgggg you are so fucking hott 🥵🥵 😍😍😍 [2026-07-25 09:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I miss every part of you too You are the hot one in the situation And that was much needed session this morning Oh God Basically, same as yours except you were I was seated you were facing away and Except I was actually in your ass and there was that dildo suction to the chair so you're getting peed while I could reach around and squeeze your breast and You I was grabbing your hair too and forcing you down, but yeah, that was pretty hot Definitely first order of business next time AnyWho, I just dragged myself out of bed And go to buy that fucking lawnmower Another thousand dollars God well I mean it's not just buying a thing that'll las…
2026-07-24 — Transcript
[2026-07-24 07:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'll fucking be falling asleep in the next 45 minutes but as of right now, I feel OK. I slept good of course not long enough somehow. I guess I can't Cut off the recording So yeah Just getting ready to go into work you were the last thing I thought about and the first thing I thought about when I woke up Which I love And your photo yesterday still kind of tingly From that interaction You are so so sexy oh my gosh twice I can't believe you went twice That's pretty wild That's it do you ever do that? Is that common place? Or just like every now and then And you I would go twice with you So yeah, just getting ready to go in here a…
2026-07-23 — Transcript
[2026-07-23 07:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when I start recording I didn't sleep very well last night I couldn't go to sleep. I remember I told you I wasn't that tired and then. I tossed and turned For a long time seem like hours And then Of course was exhausted when my alarm went off But I actually don't feel too bad So that's good I definitely don't feel like working or being here Last night, I am well you know how we're talking about like finding new jobs and stuff and so last night has started looking at elevator mechanic jobs Cause that's something I've always been kind of interested in or at least something that I think would be cool You know going around different…
2026-07-22 — Transcript
[2026-07-22 07:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office thinking about just killing myself instead of going inside Do it inside? That'll show God, I am just so Not into this place There's just nothing about my job That makes me wanna do it I should start looking for something else I don't know Gosh, sorry It's gotta be something about talking that makes that it makes us yawn To figure that out But I hope you slept good. It was hot in my house last night. I think they couldn't really keep up yesterday cause it was like 117 years or something. So it was like up in the lower 70s when I went to bed like 72 or 74 something like that sucked Still slept pretty good though For the most part, I guess How about you? I'm sure you didn't sleep well at all. That's just that's just your life. But I hope you did. You deserve some sleep. Need some sleep with…
2026-07-21 — Transcript
[2026-07-21 07:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna be means but it's quarter after seven. I got up pretty easy as I slept good so I went to bed pretty early. So yeah, at least there's that Yeah I don't wanna get back to work after so much time off and Even before that, I hadn't been doing anything for a week or two, so I got some catching up to do Yeah, so I'm super excited to talk to you today. I'm also super excited for you and getting your house together. You're like really just killing it doing all the things. I'm so proud of you and impressed At how Formidable you are Looking at houses getting ready to buy a house fixing your house getting on the market like all these thi…
2026-07-20 — Transcript
[2026-07-20 08:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can only imagine how good it must've felt to get back in your bed. Actually, I can easily imagine that because I felt the same way when I got back. Thursday or Wednesday whatever day it was So yeah, I'm glad you made it home safe. I hope you slept really well. You deserve it and you need it now that you're you're older. Yeah, so I'm just working from home today Not feeling it big shocker there I'm sure you have even more shit to catch up with than I do But here we are doing the things There's something else I was gonna tell you Dammit It was one of those things that I was like oh, I'll talk about that tomorrow but now I don't remember what it was I slept well And still did not want to get up This morning But Today's the day for no more drinking Eating better Have any pretty decently last few weeks but I…
2026-07-19 — Transcript
[2026-07-19 07:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am on my way to Indy driving on the interstate. I hope you're still in bed way did you go to the gym yesterday? I don't recall you ever saying kind of feel like you didn't anyway are you going today or no? Hopefully Grace and Juliet made it home OK and they weren't up too late. Trying to get back so. So yeah, I'm just on my way. I'm gonna have to stop at some point and get gas also to get fucking snacks cause I'm gonna be like not eating lunch and all I had for cereal was cinnamon toast crunch and it was just a little bit and so I'm gonna be very fucking hungry today so Also man, what am I gonna do about my voice for my interview tomorrow interviews My voice is not with it. I really wish I didn't have to fuck with an interview tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning, but I did it to myself. And did I tell you that I'm talking to fi…
2026-07-18 — Transcript
[2026-07-18 08:52:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a wonderful birthday and slept really well last night. I'm up just Doing my thing packaging up, sex to adapters and cleaning up Yeah, that's pretty much it Yeah, nothing going on so far I kinda just rolled out of bed not too long ago. Had some Oreos for breakfast. Maybe I'm gonna take a nap I don't know I'm just kidding. I gotta get up. I gotta stay up and. Do some shit I don't know what yet I'm thinking about going shopping and like buying something for myself I don't know what But Kind of feel like buying another truck I don't know why I'm not going up but I was looking at them this morning. I'll see if there's something I would like better but I don't know. I just feel like buying something. So be careful Julie and Grayson are going to T-ball game this morning at like 930 and then leavin…
2026-07-17 — Transcript
[2026-07-17 09:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinking and pool sitting and hopefully your sunburn isn't too bad. I am just cleaning up and hitting the grocery store I think today Wishing I could take you out for your birthday tonight But maybe another time Sorry this fucking yawning Yeah, I slept great again And I'm just fucking cranking out these orders, Jesus Christ So much jerk off machine activity this week Almost still not quite caught up So you can't wait to hear from you if you can't voice message me that's fine I understand I do appreciate the videos yesterday and the photos. It's always great to see your. Your sexy body hopefully oh yeah, I think your sunburn. Hopef…
2026-07-16 — Transcript
[2026-07-16 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Happy morning handsome. How are you? [2026-07-16 08:16:00] Sam Willis:
2026-07-15 — Transcript
[2026-07-15 07:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on the road actually at my first charging stop. I am super excited for you. I hope you're up and getting ready and heading to the airport. I know you deserve some time off and I'm super excited also that you are Approved to work from Andy that's a huge little bonus to your trip now you get to look for houses maybe even buy one this weekend which is pretty crazy. I guess next weekend or this weekend. So yeah, yesterday was Was busy So I think where I left off was I filled up the car with this bed that we bought and it was like it's kind of elevated and it has like a little stairs, going up one side and like two dressers that go under the elevated end A memory foam mattress, and anyway, all of it was in like six boxes and one of them was too far too big to fit into the Palisade so Dominique Called this…
2026-07-14 — Transcript
[2026-07-14 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Good morningggggg. Hope you had a fabulous night’s sleep. [2026-07-14 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Just got off the phone with Samir about the relo. He still hasn’t talked to HR 🙄🙄 but he said he’s personally fine with it but he worries about me leaving Phoenix bc I’m the most senior one there. [2026-07-14 09:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine So I did not sleep great it's all right. I feel OK. That was up every hour and a half or so again of the night, but expected hotel bed behavior, I guess Yeah, so that sucks about the smear thing That's most senior person like you're the only director at all in Phoenix I guess within TRM I mean everyone there is an adult. I don't know I don't know. Are you supposed to be babysitting them? Cause none of your actual support that are even there right so I don't know what difference that makes…
2026-07-13 — Transcript
[2026-07-13 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Goooood morning!! Hope you slept like a baby 😊 I am my normal grumpy morning self! 🤪 [2026-07-13 08:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-07-13 08:55:00] Dave: Oh damn, sorry. I had my AirPods in so I figured it would sound ok [2026-07-13 08:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I think I caught most of what you said it was really like not static, but like it seemed like a fan was blowing loudly in the background or something of your message, but we're sitting outside Where were you or maybe you were down getting breakfast? I don't know, but Oh man, that sucks you were up every hour. I I can understand though like sleeping in the bed next to somebody and it's not your bed and it's a springy bed at that no thank you I hope you guys have fun at the zoo hopefully it's good weather it is and I know you don't believe me, but it is so humid here when …
2026-07-12 — Transcript
[2026-07-12 08:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I slept a little better than expected Like Hella springy Like I've never I don't think I've ever seen that mattress. That's like a trampoline, but that's what it feels like. Oh gosh, oh my yawning is so ridiculous I hope you had a great evening of YouTube and so forth Yeah, went right to bed and got tossed and turned for most of the night, but I feel rested So that's nice First time I've slept in a while though, and that fucking sucks Fucking Grayson snoring all night So that wasn't any fun either but it's all right What did you have going on today? I think today we're meeting Dominic's girlfriend's parents for lunch and her of course. And then we're going to patio Bay, which is like this pool place thing that's pretty cool I got a high dive so there's that and some slides and shit But it's where the kids…
2026-07-11 — Transcript
[2026-07-11 08:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-07-11 10:20:00] Dave: Are you alive? [2026-07-11 10:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️ [2026-07-11 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to get there and I can't remember and there's not a time change right so I don't think so yeah so what's your ETA? Cause you've been at maybe you're already like almost there I am messaging you so much later, but anyway, honey, I'm sorry that you're dreading this. I hope that it's way better than you think it will be. Yeah, so just you know try to enjoy the fam and yeah, hopefully you do have a place where you can retrieve and not be around people so you …
2026-07-10 — Transcript
[2026-07-10 08:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine happy Friday. We finally made it so good job on that. I am super excited about You maybe getting to move to Indianapolis right so where where the office is? That would be so cool You wouldn't even have to worry about all since all this job bullshit So yeah, but I hope you slept well. I definitely did. I was super tired for some reason I got a good nap. Oh my God shit. Yeah, so well, let's see Meeting and that's all I got today. I know you've got a bunch of shit probably but probably a bunch of one on ones. And then I am driving to Nebraska tomorrow So that's stupid but I said yes it is hello I hope you have a great drive to work. That's my drive to work. Sorry, I'm just scrolling back through our text. See if we talked about anything that I need to comment on. I'm still still waking up even though I slept…
2026-07-09 — Transcript
[2026-07-09 07:52:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept really well. I slept pretty great. Woke up pretty easy this morning. Apparently, I'm still tired Thursday finally is Thursday so happy about that almost over I was looking at the map and it's too bad you're not flying into Oh shit, what is the area called? Topeka, Topeka, Kansas, Kansas City I don't know whatever Cause there's an area where I like, go Yeah Kansas City you're not flying to Kansas City I'm like right there Yeah, it looks like I'm going Saturday and returning Wednesday Emerson staying here so he'll watch the dogs so that's nice at some savings And then Juliet's coming back Saturday the following Saturday so That'll be cool. Have the house to myself for a couple days? Oh well, except for Yes, so an escape room does sound pretty fun Could definitely get on board with that and …
2026-07-08 — Transcript
[2026-07-08 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well [2026-07-08 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scroll at all, I just paid my went to bed. It was great. Yeah I was gonna ask you what's going on with Fuck sake the thing you and Dominic are doing why can't I remember the name I wanna say Roto-Rooter is not that it's not though Obviously What's going on with that and then I was gonna ask you did you decide to just throw away your robot vacuum Since it's not the battery And But anyway Did I tell you that that SCS is gonna be reorg and we're pro…
2026-07-07 — Transcript
[2026-07-07 07:42:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend [2026-07-07 07:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So yeah, that's pretty awesome for me Oh God, I slept so good. I hope you did too. I'm sure you didn't. Hope you did. There was something to that. I wanted to tell you some random thing I thought about. Texting you and but realized that it wasn't like it just easy to tell you and then I was like oh certainly won't forget and now, of course I forgot Yeah, I can't remember. Just trying to think. I'm sure I'll remember later Oh yeah, it is pretty pretty crazy. How people are fucking jobs. Yeah, I guess they a…
2026-07-06 — Transcript
[2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hehe [2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love [2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Did you know… [2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: That I despise mornings? [2026-07-06 08:41:00] Sam Willis: But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu [2026-07-06 08:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that doesn't sound like you at all [2026-07-06 08:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old today's…
2026-07-05 — Transcript
[2026-07-05 08:37:00] Dave: And you ofc. All of you ❤️ [2026-07-05 08:37:00] Dave: You’re hair is so pretty 😍 [2026-07-05 09:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-07-05 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome! [2026-07-05 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends [2026-07-05 11:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol [2026-07-05 11:10:00] Dave: Awe dang [2026-07-05 11:10:00] Dave: Still blurry? [2026-07-05 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Yea I saved it to my phone too [2026-07-05 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Story time 👆 [2026-07-05 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I gr…
2026-07-04 — Transcript
[2026-07-04 07:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I slept freaking great I am not going to the gym this morning Because I am worn the hell out actually I feel pretty good, but I got some more shit to do today But right now, I am unpacking my drone that came in last night. Super excited about that. I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you love that for me How was the rest of your evening last night? Got I can't believe the blood clot thing that's fucking crazy Hopefully he All right, come on out That was pretty ridiculous Anyway, he's lucky to still have you there to support him. That's super sweet of you. Yeah Oh, so you got a party tonight y'all gonna watch fireworks or anything? Just hang out for a while and yes, she can't get in the pool I don't think we're doing anything tonight which is awesome Grayson's going to his f…
2026-07-03 — Transcript
[2026-07-03 07:12:00] Dave: I totally feel this with you 🤯 [2026-07-03 07:30:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpF6IE0rdxA Antigravity A1: A New Take on Drones! Thanks Antigravity for sponsoring this video! Get 25% off the A1 at... [2026-07-03 07:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-07-03 09:12:00] Sam Willis: SLEEP SHOPPING!!!!! Omggggggg [2026-07-03 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby [2026-07-03 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Good job going to the gym!!! [2026-07-03 09:16:00] Sam Willis: Brooooo you took sleep shopping to another level!!! [2026-07-03 09:16:00] Sam Willis: SIXTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!?? [2026-07-03 09:16:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-07-03 09:20:00] Dave: You know meeeee [2026-07-03 09:20:00] Dave: You know meeeee [2026-07-03 09:21:00] Dave: When I go in, I go AAAAALL in [2026-07-03 09:24:00] Sam Willis: It looks super cool. Buttttt I just don’t get what the use case i…
2026-07-02 — Transcript
[2026-07-02 07:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept pretty well. It's chilly in here. I slept pretty well. I woke up a couple times sweating though and wasn't like hot in there, but sometimes that happens where I wake up, just completely soaked and sweat I guess has something to do with my metabolism Changing or something like when I I've been running and eating better and stuff this last week or two couple weeks General change in health sometimes it I think kicks it off But still slept pretty good One more day half a day we can do this We can make it I can't remember are you going into the office today? Or working from home you're working from home today right I don't remembe…
2026-07-01 — Transcript
[2026-07-01 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home today I am driving into daycare and coming in but I'm just so excited to sleep in tomorrow and to have a last day of the week so Way Never mind Had to bring my personal computer cause I have a call with Brandon my brother later talk about my freaking My whatever his financial financial advisor shit and I sent him back my little like freaking PDF of all my accounts and all my shit and I added an extra an extra zero to my savings balance and they texted me like immediately after I emailed it At like 8 o'clock last night and he's like holy fuck like why do you have this much in your savings? I'm like oh yeah that's definitely…
2026-06-30 — Transcript
[2026-06-30 08:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Yeah, so we can do it we can make it through Thinking about the tattoo, I like the sun, sunshine thing for sure still definitely totally open I haven't really caught up with anything new, but I've been thinking about it fondly So that's pretty cool. Looking forward to that. I'm glad we talked yesterday. That was. That's always great to open up to you. Talk about personal things or I mean obviously personal things but like Difficult conversations I've been thinking about it since then And I don't know. I just makes me feel more connected to you and. More clear makes it more clear that you know how…
2026-06-29 — Transcript
[2026-06-29 07:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna have something else clever to say but I know you're probably not And if you are, I'm sure you're life is understandable cause life sucks Especially life in the morning But I think it sucks all the time actually pretty equally Oh God, I don't wanna go to work Oh well, short week right that's right that's gonna make it till Monday Tuesday Wednesday That's pretty cool. I forgot about that. Already Right that is this week isn't it? What is today? June 29 That's right I thought this week was bulk trash week. It's actually next week. It's like the first full week of the month So I'm sure I'll forget to put all my shit like I did l…
2026-06-28 — Transcript
[2026-06-28 08:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a store like the opposite way at the gym and then took the long way around just procrastinate and listen to my audiobook and drink some of this monster before I got here and now that I'm here I'm kinda like baby. I should just go back home and take a nap. I'm gonna go in it'll be fine Fine it's fine. It'll be fine. I did notice that Amazon just delivered my eyes very own squatty potty though so I got that to look forward to What else are we doing today? Oh so you got your tattoo this wind is that this afternoon I imagine that is pretty awesome. Looking forward to seeing how that turns out. I'm just gonna go home and I gotta go gr…
2026-06-27 — Transcript
[2026-06-27 08:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-06-27 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅 [2026-06-27 10:37:00] Sam Willis: But I think I actually slept pretty well! [2026-06-27 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬 [2026-06-27 10:39:00] Sam Willis: That sucks about Greyson 😢 [2026-06-27 10:40:00] Sam Willis: You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place [2026-06-27 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking [2026-06-27 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Safelite is coming this afternoon to fix the windshield chips otherwise I have nothing scheduled. Might go shopping for funsies. Still need to finish this paint and sand bullshit. Sigh. [2026-06-27 11:19:00] Dave: Oh yeah!! How is the baseboa…
2026-06-26 — Transcript
[2026-06-26 09:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit for the rest of the day. How about you? You probably had actual work to do. I guess you're not gonna hear anything from midline today So that sucks It'll be a nice little Friday Friday treat But you are working out tomorrow he said maybe I'm pretty sore from running two days in a row now so I don't know if I'll be doing any working out today Just trying to drink it off water and eat decently so I'm not really craving too much sugar stuff so that's good I'm just trying to steer clear of obviously bad things So yeah, that's what I'm doing today I'm probably gonna work on some laundry and a little odds and ends to clean it up. O…
2026-06-25 — Transcript
[2026-06-25 07:14:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't wanna get out of bed in the morning. I feel pretty rested now despite all the yawning so that's good. I decided to come in. So I don't have to come in tomorrow, I guess So yeah, I'm super excited about your tattoo. Did you tell me where you're gonna get it? I don't think so. So where are you gonna get it? I'm sure that'll be awesome. When you're talking about being looking trashy, you don't all your tattoos are super tasteful. I like them. I was I was looking for some photos last night of those Fucking savages that I did jujutsu with Virginia because they all had tattoos, but like one of them had like one of the leaders had …
2026-06-24 — Transcript
[2026-06-24 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Good morning. Are you alive? [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: I’m still in bed 🤭 [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Sick day or WFH day? [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: Kinda [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: WFH [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Without internet? [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Daveeeee lol [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Yay! [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Oh no, internet is back up [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Yes [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Wanna know some other good news? [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Thanks baby Jesus! [2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Maybe sick though… that a good idea [2026-06-24 08:36:00] Sam Willis: 😂 [2026-06-24 08:36:00] Dave: Omg I forgot you ordered the tests hshahaha [2026-06-24 08:36:00] Sam Willis: We aren’t having a love child together 🤭 [2026-06-24 08:36:00] Dave: Lololol [2026-06-24…
2026-06-23 — Transcript
[2026-06-23 07:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of those rare occasions where I went to bed and close my eyes and like within minutes, my alarm was going off and I didn't wake up. Blunt didn't have any dreams no nothing I was just close my eyes. I opened them and it was, which is kind of good. It's kind of cool sometimes but like. Also kind of feels like I didn't sleep that long I guess For enough apparently I feel all right, not particularly motivated to work, but what else is new? I still I'm just bitch taken away That's from Candace like what the actual fuck like what kind of petty little bitch do you have to be? To get somebody a bonus and then later, take it back cause …
2026-06-22 — Transcript
[2026-06-22 08:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I broke my ass on the traffic actually wasn't that bad at this time so that was nice Just still another full week of work But you've got hopefully we got another interview this morning so that's fun why you said that for 830 who knows cause you're crazy I guess Hopefully remind me what the status is on Midland Tell them or is that who you're talking to today now But when are you gonna tell them about your? Persistence to stay in Indianapolis Excited to see what happens with that House the dragon was really good Boy, way better than I was expecting it was It felt like a season finale. There was so much going on so that was nice. I…
2026-06-21 — Transcript
[2026-06-21 10:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I Just got my lazy ass up apparently I turned my alarm off this morning and went right back to sleep Because I was sudden it's 10 o'clock So no gym for me today I won't Slept really good I think I woke up at all So that was pretty awesome What are you got going on today? I think I. Just doing the usual get ready for the week and try to do some meal prepping Yeah, I guess that's about it Regular stuff around the house Bunch of order to pack 3-D printing to do Or doc work to do Take me to watch Oh man Sick tomorrow three day weekend didn't seem like quite enough I think I need for like four days I need to make it Make it worth it I wanna see how your little baseboard repair turned out It's great I'm sure it's awesome Good for you If you're not how to do carpentry work and stuff You're so smart Yeah, so I gu…
2026-06-20 — Transcript
[2026-06-20 07:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to the stupid gym so I hope you're fucking happy Damn Stuff Sorry Heading to the gym my hip is a little sore. I think probably cause I haven't worked out in so long. But yeah, I slept really well kind of kept sleeping I'm hoping that getting back to the gym wall Get my ass back on track with a little bit energy or something I feel I feel kinda like I just gotta Get moving Oh Jesus, I gotta get back to them routine of things you know like Exercising I feel like it's been a while I guess Yeah, I don't know I'm doing it so that's great. I'm gonna go grocery shopping and I might even. Try to groom one of the dogs, maybe both of them today That's all rainy and shitty again today. It's not rainy yet. Everything's dry but it's overcast. I think it's called rain. That sucks, but whatever What you g…
2026-06-19 — Transcript
[2026-06-19 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I hope that you slept well. I'm just kinda waking up. I gotta get my butt in gear. I have my eye appointment in like an hour and a half but Did you go to the gym this morning? I bet you it's a Friday. I don't know if you did I don't know but let me know so I woke up and I realized I had a missed call from Dan at 6 AM and I'm like what the fuck Dan, the guy from Midland and. So I just called him back like a few minutes ago and he basically was like this week was so crazy. I didn't get a chance to connect with Shawna and Claire, but I have time set up with them for Tuesday. I don't know how hard it is to like connect to people they must be like busting their ass who knows what's going on whatever anyway he's like, but I have time set up for Tuesday. So I just wanted to let you know I'm like OK you know I appreciate the update a…
2026-06-18 — Transcript
[2026-06-18 07:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-06-18 08:10:00] Dave: It’s pretty mid [2026-06-18 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee [2026-06-18 08:10:00] Dave: Yeah [2026-06-18 08:11:00] Sam Willis: You don’t love me. I get it. [2026-06-18 08:11:00] Dave: Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨 [2026-06-18 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Side note [2026-06-18 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Hehe [2026-06-18 08:14:00] Sam Willis: Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings [2026-06-18 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Omg about Henry! [2026-06-18 08:16:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t heard shit [2026-06-18 08:16:00] Sam Willis: That’s sad 😔 [2026-06-18 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Hehe 7 inches [2026-06-18 08:17:00] Sam Willis: No one tells me a damn thing [2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: 50!?!!! [2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: Wtfff bro lol [2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: OK since you’r…
2026-06-17 — Transcript
[2026-06-17 06:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty good, but I just don't feel like with it today which I guess every day But at least it's someday At least that means you got one more day after today. Oh God this fucking week week it's just too much. I can't I have a job I like going to like enjoy doing I don't know maybe 3-D printing will takeoff Yawn So I'm not loving that Couldn't get up out of bed I just stay up for a minute though listen to an audiobook last night so maybe that's That's why A little trouble getting up Yeah, I'm really God still trying to wake up. I have not been doing too good in the morning lately. Yeah I can't wait to hear your voice that's for sure Mis…
2026-06-16 — Transcript
[2026-06-16 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't know I haven't done that for a while. It's probably just the humidity or something. I don't know. Yeah Oh, what is new? Nothing much just Oh Lord, I'm just gonna make noises for a little while I can't quite think and I definitely was not interested in working yesterday after get off So Not anymore interested in working today but at least it's a short week so there's that Check in today Always wonderful looking forward to that They're surprising a little traffic so far I don't know Hope you enjoyed you too. I'm so glad you're on the YouTube wagon now. So much stuff on there and you can really like On top of just like entertain…
2026-06-15 — Transcript
[2026-06-15 03:32:00] Dave: Hehehe 🫠 [2026-06-15 08:05:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome [2026-06-15 08:05:00] Sam Willis: Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅 [2026-06-15 08:06:00] Sam Willis: Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol [2026-06-15 08:08:00] Dave: So is yuh boiiiiiii!! [2026-06-15 08:08:00] Dave: So is yuh boiiiiiii!! [2026-06-15 08:08:00] Sam Willis: Lmao [2026-06-15 08:09:00] Dave: Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘 [2026-06-15 08:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I figured it would be a nice pretty easy Tuesday through Thursday in the office since we're off on Friday so that makes sense to work today Going to bed last night…
2026-06-14 — Transcript
[2026-06-14 00:14:00] Sam Willis: Laying here without you sucks [2026-06-14 08:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it does suck not liking up next to you. That's for sure. But I did sleep pretty well cause I was tired After that Roll the airport So yeah Glad it's Sunday though at least so I got a day to go back into the swing of things obviously not looking forward to going to work tomorrow But I did have an amazing time with you so that was pretty awesome. I'm still yes it's a bummer that. I'm not still there, but it was also pretty amazing so there's that Definitely I'm not going to the gym today. That shit has already failed. I reckon just Getting ready for the week at this point Boy was happy to see me Of course too Kitties didn't give a shit about cats are fuck them Yeah, so hope you ended up sleeping well And I will talk to you soon, sweetie. I love…
2026-06-13 — Transcript
[2026-06-13 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Already through security? [2026-06-13 15:53:00] Dave: Aaaaand in [2026-06-13 15:53:00] Dave: Send me the pics you got when you get a chance [2026-06-13 15:53:00] Dave: Yep [2026-06-13 15:53:00] Sam Willis: wtf lol [2026-06-13 15:53:00] Dave: So quick lol [2026-06-13 15:54:00] Sam Willis:
2026-06-10 — Transcript
[2026-06-10 06:19:00] Me: Started sharing location! [2026-06-10 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha doing? [2026-06-10 11:21:00] Sam Willis: How long have you been waiting for my bum ass to get up? [2026-06-10 11:21:00] Dave: Nothing much… just ate a few Oreos 😋 [2026-06-10 11:22:00] Dave: I haven’t been waiting for you lol [2026-06-10 11:22:00] Sam Willis: How long ago did you go downstairs lol [2026-06-10 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
2026-06-09 — Transcript
[2026-06-09 07:15:00] Sam Willis:
2026-06-08 — Transcript
[2026-06-08 07:30:00] Dave: 16”!! 😳 [2026-06-08 07:30:00] Dave: Is that even possible?! [2026-06-08 07:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so excited because this time tomorrow I'm gonna be fixing to head out Great So aware to even start with the Emerson thing So Let's see So last night I was Pulling out of the drive-through at the barbecue place actually the guy was like handing me the food through the window when Julie calls And I get the food start heading out and answer the phone and she's crying hysterically So I get her calm down and she says that a guy just showed up on the doorstep all aggressive and said that his acting weird being aggressive and he said that Emerson coerced his daughter into having sex and their contacted the police and they're doing a rape kid and All this shit So I was like what the fuck and we talked about it some more a…
2026-06-07 — Transcript
[2026-06-07 06:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt like I forgotten. So going to the dump gym That love that Probably go to the grocery store afterwards feel a little more energetic today already that I have been that's nice I didn't drink last night though that's probably why It's just so excited to see you Can't wait to touch skin Skin soft skin Go to the gym Also love life see you soon so weird Got much going on today it's all wet and rainy here So probably not gonna do any yardwork today It's gonna be getting ready to come see that ass So I've done not Hopefully, hopefully you are getting good. I know you're not but a good 15 pounds nice Probably only like one or two enou…
2026-06-06 — Transcript
[2026-06-06 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a couple weeks that's typically what makes it hurt and I don't do that So do that this morning my shit back together I'm so excited to see you. That's coming up so quick it's gonna be here before you know it. Kiss you and hug you Snuggle you so hard and it's gonna be the best thing ever Fuck you too oh my God, so good Sorry, stomach If you didn't already know I slept pretty good. I think I got a 90 on my sneak score. Yeah So far, I'm having a little bit of buyers are worse than the rain But we'll see if I keep it It's all as far as the sleep. It looks like it's all the same as the Apple Watch does. Give us some time to like Get t…
2026-06-05 — Transcript
[2026-06-05 06:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was already in bed Julie came in in like Went in the bathroom and get ready to go to bed just like usual She came, creeping up and in my bed, naked and snuggled up next to me And I was like oh sorry drink too many beers. I don't think I can think I can. Handle anything right now Because I did drink like six beers last night Anyway So I said that and I was like you know how how's this gonna go? And because I was definitely not interested or thinking about anything but you Thankfully She said oh thank God So we got to talk and She was like you know so I know we talked about this before. I'm really sorry it's not been in the mood. …
2026-06-04 — Transcript
[2026-06-04 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oh no, is there a train stopped on the fucking tracks kill me There's this one road like in my neighborhood where when I come up and I can see across through the neighborhood to the train tracks I can see where there's a train stopped there Sometimes it just stopped there waiting, but also sometimes It's blocking like the actual road down here Ridiculous But Loose Yeah, anyway I slept pretty good Printing out some oral ring sizing Things size rings I found the size for my ring finger. I fucking hate it. I'm wearing it now not that I can do it. Not only is it 500 bucks but then I'd have to wear a ring all the time and that fuc…
2026-06-03 — Transcript
[2026-06-03 08:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like way before you And next week and in the dream, I moved my cock up and slid up right behind you and just slid right inside you while you were still asleep and Just kind of obviously you woke up and then we continued to have some nice and slow from behind sex And When I woke up, I was so fucking hard oh my God and like my get it I didn't have a wet dream, but like a sudden come, but like pre-come it's soaked through my underwear so much that like the sheets were wet with it So That was a pretty awesome dream Anyway, so I got up this morning and did some laundry. I think I might go to the grocery store. This morning cause I gott…
2026-06-02 — Transcript
[2026-06-02 06:20:00] Dave: Yessssss! I can’t wait either! [2026-06-02 06:21:00] Dave: You are so incredibly hot 🥵 [2026-06-02 06:22:00] Dave: And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰 [2026-06-02 06:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slept well. I bet you did. After that photo you sent You sure were after glowing so hopefully that means you got some good sleep too Sleep so good when I'm there What's happening today? Going For her Tuesday at work Sucks but Eric is on vacation now so I'm on vacation Now I reckon I got some more to do still, but I'm feeling pretty goo…
2026-06-01 — Transcript
[2026-06-01 06:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause About a week from now Going to sleep ready to get on a plane the next morning I cannot wait for that Right now it's fucking humid here so it's actually a great stock But it's not too bad. This guy will go on. Oh yeah to try out the new double term lane on my way to work sick. I've actually been pretty excited about that ever since I saw it yesterday. So it'll be that'll be nice Oh What else is going on? Nothing much Eric's on vacation which means pretty much. I'm on vacation. Cat is away mouse Pretty happy about that Oh God I hope Hope you feel good this week. We had to check out today so that's nice. Always love talking to you …
2026-05-31 — Transcript
[2026-05-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome [2026-05-31 10:19:00] Dave:
2026-05-30 — Transcript
[2026-05-30 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Are you alive? [2026-05-30 09:04:00] Dave: Didn’t make it to the gym [2026-05-30 09:04:00] Dave: Hehehe kinda [2026-05-30 09:05:00] Dave: Got dressed then said fuck if and went back to bed 🤭 [2026-05-30 09:08:00] Sam Willis: I have no desire to go to my class but it’s too late to cancel so I’m going to force myself [2026-05-30 09:08:00] Sam Willis: And I’m going to take an amazing nap later today [2026-05-30 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Hope you slept well [2026-05-30 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Do you feel refreshed? [2026-05-30 09:08:00] Dave: I slept great! I had a crazy ass, long ass dream [2026-05-30 09:09:00] Dave: It was like a whole movie lol [2026-05-30 09:09:00] Dave: Yeah I feel pretty good so far [2026-05-30 09:16:00] Sam Willis: Do you remember any of it? [2026-05-30 09:24:00] Dave: Kinda.. I’m trying to right now. I was a teenager and in had 2 people w…
2026-05-29 — Transcript
[2026-05-29 05:56:00] Dave: LMAO [2026-05-29 05:57:00] Dave: How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-05-29 05:58:00] Dave: And yeah that’s a wild ass story [2026-05-29 06:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun And then it'll be Fault for making Anyway, yeah, Lorena Bobbitt That's a wild story. I've seen that documentary. I see was that same one Where they like showed all like everything the whole story And your family is hilarious So yeah Going to work I'm not gonna do shit. That'll show. Just sit there once my audiobook properly. What else? I'm still still getting going All eight cylinders just yet Well, you're beautiful. I know that. And I ca…
2026-05-28 — Transcript
[2026-05-28 06:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel like I might have finally caught up on sleep Feel pretty decent today I think Got up fine Checked out all my printers and packed up some shit got out the door No problemo I hope you do the same that had a great night sleep Cartwheel downstairs to get your cereal I hope you slept well and I hope you have a great morning and a great ride to work I'm glad it's Thursday so that's nice. At least something feels like. It's been a long week Seems like it's been the case lately for the last couple of three day weekends. If I remember correctly it feels like it gets fucking longer than it actually has supposed to feel like it's shorter. When you work one less day longer somehow Crazy In other news, I gotta try to find out how to get Custom product packaging made because of Dominic wants to have like rocker …
2026-05-27 — Transcript
[2026-05-27 08:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs to get you some cereal Look out the window and take a deep breath and smile Cause it's gonna be such a beautiful great day and you feel so good. You can work out tonight and all the great things. It's not exactly what happened to me today I'm doing all right I didn't. I just didn't wanna get out this morning. I was so sleepy here we go with the yawning. Once I felt pretty good So that's nice working remote today No other real plans Yeah, I didn't really do anything last night Other than just kind of tinker around with rock or dock stuff I think I was gonna tell you this last night but I decided to just wait till today so I …
2026-05-26 — Transcript
[2026-05-26 00:03:00] Sam Willis: My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️ [2026-05-26 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so yeah, so 327 429. What are we looking at? I'm not gonna touch my phone fucking Cancel the recording what is today's date is probably getting close to that 20s So I guess that's the indicator for the Apex of your What would be your menstrual cycle week for menstrual week or whatever days this week to call in sick? That's a good indicator if that's what that is Yeah, I should be like mine. My tracking should be pretty close then. Yeah, I slept r…
2026-05-25 — Transcript
[2026-05-25 08:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel so nice tonight. I have to go to work on a Monday. And I ain't really got shit planned for today Except the usual Might just Work on Some Stuff for the website for rocker dock, but other than that I'm gonna try to do shit See I know you've got your thing today. Hopefully, you're taking mimosas. I I slept well I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you and that I can't wait to see you in a couple weeks tomorrow it'll be two weeks or two weeks tomorrow At this time, I'll be at the airport probably or on my way a few time the plane leaves, but It's gonna be great to see you. I miss you so much. And I can't wait to see you. I just can't wait and hug you and kiss you. Did you finish painting last night? Have much left so that's good Groggy If I told you lately, how pretty you are Cause you were ser…
2026-05-24 — Transcript
[2026-05-24 06:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-05-24 08:41:00] Sam Willis: 🥰 morning handsome. Hope you had a great workout!! Hope your legs aren’t too sore still. [2026-05-24 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Have fun at the grocery store 😝 [2026-05-24 08:41:00] Sam Willis: My body feels like one with my bed so I’m going to go back to sleep. I’ll message more in a bit [2026-05-24 08:42:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-05-24 09:06:00] Dave: Hahaha love this for you [2026-05-24 09:06:00] Dave: Hahaha love this for you [2026-05-24 10:12:00] Sam Willis: I think I could stay in bed forever [2026-05-24 10:14:00] Dave: Do it! [2026-05-24 10:16:00] Dave: I might just go back to be myself lol [2026-05-24 10:16:00] Dave: My workout was a struggle [2026-05-24 10:16:00] Dave: Then I didn’t even go to the grocery store [2026-05-24 10:17:00] Dave: Well… I went to the grocery store but I didn’t go in 🤭 [2026-05-24 …
2026-05-23 — Transcript
[2026-05-23 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on my hard dick multiple multiple times in a few weeks So I guess this is number one for the day Account Yeah, what so today you are going out with friends from somewhere not the rescue right that's tomorrow Or Monday I don't know you're painting this weekend. That's right. I don't know what Up to Nothing I don't think I don't feel like doing anything That's for sure So I don't know it rains here It rang here last night, so everything was all wet so it probably gonna be humid today. Awesome. I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do today Probably just cleared the house Like what I'm always doing I don't feel like doing that…
2026-05-22 — Transcript
[2026-05-22 07:58:00] Sam Willis: But good morning! [2026-05-22 07:58:00] Sam Willis:
2026-05-21 — Transcript
[2026-05-21 08:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You are just incredibly pretty. I'm looking at them now. I cannot. I just can't even. Sometimes get over how hot you are and like just How great you are all around I like the total package You're OK Stop over You are amazing and I do love you. You're the best. So OK rest of the message if I got anything else for you Not since we talked a few hours ago So maybe I will just talk about how much I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited and. I was just thinking about Going to the grocery store, oddly enough and Getting stuff for women drops and white Russians, of course for the big Lebowski movie night, but I wonder if pulp fiction ha…
2026-05-20 — Transcript
[2026-05-20 07:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably only like 10 minutes before I woke up how that goes. It felt like. Forever, which was awesome And like him or anything, it wasn't like super vivid. It was more just like. Just kind of a conglomeration of all the things that we've been talking about nothing like super specific just that like we were definitely doing all the things but like time and Space was kind of messed up like it was just from just like a kind of a stream of thoughts from our list So it was still pretty awesome though Yeah, I'm still like pretty hard just from that AnyWho How's your day look? For meetings and stuff I've got a lot of done meetings, which is …
2026-05-19 — Transcript
[2026-05-19 08:20:00] Sam Willis: good morning [2026-05-19 08:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting orders ready and shit this morning so didn't send your message yet sorry about that Oh shit I run it after that The shipping place now to get some packages out they're too big to fit in the mailbox. I know my post fucking hates my guts because it's just about every day. It was like full of boxes that just barely fit in there and I think I could get five of them into the mailbox. So he's gotta like reach all in there and it's gotta be a pain in the heck Like their big square boxes and you know what looks like obviously So you can't grab them easily really So anyway What if I go up t…
2026-05-18 — Transcript
[2026-05-18 07:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great in your own bed with your dogs all over the place. I'm sure they were super happy to see you. Hope your night was good and you got to relax and get rid of the headache I slept pretty well. I'm working from home this week. I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you. That's nothing new of course I think mostly I'm going to work on this Rocker dock today I printed a couple out yesterday and realized I had some issues So I got a little adjustment And then Get a final prototype out send to Dominic so yeah doing that I can't wait to talk to you today And I can't wait to see you in just a couple weeks. It's gonna be so great. I think the last thing we said was something about snuggling yes I cannot wait to snuggle up next to you. Watch the big Lebowski. Yes Right Sweetheart, I hope th…
2026-05-17 — Transcript
[2026-05-17 07:14:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-05-17 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby. I love you. ❤️ Hope you’re crushing it at the gym! [2026-05-17 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Just listened to your message but I’m going to see if I can fall back asleep for awhile. Talk soon [2026-05-17 08:45:00] Sam Willis:
2026-05-16 — Transcript
[2026-05-16 06:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I'm sure you haven't slept long enough because I think your graduation is at 8:30. Oh, so you're gonna have to be getting that ass up soon I slept well, I think I've been up since like three I think I don't know why But I went to bed and then woke up like an hour later kind of tossed and turn, and like just unrestful and then Slept for a few more hours and then woke up about three and kinda just wasn't really tired, but I didn't wanna get up so I Laid there and kind of you in and out and basically thought about you the entire time I guess going to bed on The Topic of our conversation last night was fun because I just played around and thought about all the ways. I'm gonna fuck you when I see you and I thought about you riding my dick on the couch and all these things that he said. I…
2026-05-15 — Transcript
[2026-05-15 07:29:00] Sam Willis:
2026-05-14 — Transcript
[2026-05-14 06:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording these messages In the morning, so I get all my yawns out first But I realize that I hadn't re-recorded messages in ages until Just today like this morning just right before this I started and then just completely Blank For like a minute, and I literally didn't say anything So yeah, but aside from that Restarted voice messages forever Funny how comfortable you get because at first it was super super weird But I'm pretty good and happy. It's the last day of work. Today is also TRM going out for lunch today, but I'm not going ha ha Because I got I got Gail today, but I don't go anywhere Pretty Well, you got graduation coming up…
2026-05-13 — Transcript
[2026-05-13 06:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enough for me and my pals That's insane and I was in the other insane thing that I realize is that Corner report show that he sexually assaulted that last woman after she was dead so that was pretty gross And then just how gross it was that all those women are Like all in love with you Colony Mail and shit while he's in jail Get to see your friends where those friends like like old old friends, like high school friends or something like that or but you know for a long time and The bar was cool. I guess take it. It's cute that your dad came to pick you up Six years old But that's smart. I'd rather you do that and get her of cours…
2026-05-12 — Transcript
[2026-05-12 06:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night. And Did I tell you about I know I did Mine and Dominic's New venture 3-D printing engine part well after I did actually That's coming along. He's sending me some parts today so I can test the tray that I've made. Come up with a name for it Just walking around the neighborhood They've started painting like these big cross section things at intersections that commonly get blocked. I guess I noticed them like out in the town. Around some train tracks that where people commonly get backed up and like block the side roads Apparently, nobody knows how the traffic around here They were popping up over the last couple weeks. They …
2026-05-11 — Transcript
[2026-05-11 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great first night at your folks house I hope you have a great day working from there I Went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you and I just opened up my messages and saw eat pussy pussy pussy and now that's all I can think about Cannot wait to see you And whatever else kiss you blah blah blah I'm just kidding. I can't dismiss that. That's all just as good as the rest. I can't wait to kiss and eat all of you eat you all up I slept pretty well feeling like going to work, but when am I ever A couple things of shit I can't remember oh yeah I wanted to just comment comment real life voice about Christian like what the fuck dude he's just like spending up all your money on shit for himself like he spent $800 yesterday I think he said I'm just like chicken paper towels He's gotta be stocking…
2026-05-10 — Transcript
[2026-05-10 06:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to the dump gym And Not super excited about that, but it is what it is Probably not gonna run today so fuck that and fuck you for making me run I am super excited that you get to go see your folks today though that's awesome Super excited for you I know you're excited. Hopefully you got packed cause I know I know how hard you're working on it last night. So hopefully that goes well and I guess say the best parties will come back to a nice empty house you will and that is gonna be awesome for you No more bullshit kid, gross drama And messy grossness No more lingering anger, intention Have your own space walk on naked all you want Cause I know you love doing that that's probably like your favorite past time is just walking around your house naked right? Is funny I know a thought obviously but…
2026-05-09 — Transcript
[2026-05-09 06:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm on my way to the dump gym I'm actually going to a new gym today there's one that just opened up That damn show was gone the other way cause there was just a Corvette that I could've raced and he's over there showing off and stuff Anyway, I'm going to a new gym today that I haven't been to yet just opened up like Like two weeks ago I think I think it's just another chain. It's called crunch fitness See how many people are there and see if I can get a tour or something I don't know we'll see. I fucked with it cause I figured it would be just way too busy just being here. I'm gonna check it out Mother, I slept pretty well Yeah, still Still waking up Oh yeah, I'm gonna check out that Show today Or later, probably tonight I was looking for today Before I finish that fucking LDS thing Oh yeah Show in the do…
2026-05-08 — Transcript
[2026-05-08 08:03:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and acce…
2026-05-07 — Transcript
[2026-05-07 07:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no…
2026-05-06 — Transcript
[2026-05-06 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna …
2026-05-05 — Transcript
[2026-05-05 07:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I have already arrived at the office. I'm sitting out here in the parking garage now just waiting to go in. Oh gosh, I hope you slept well We are I don't know. Sorry my Bluetooth is doing something. Hopefully, I'm still connected right I slept pretty good A little sore from that running outside yesterday Am I like feeding ankles and stuff actually all of my running muscles Is it so much different than running on a treadmill? Oh God So yeah, you're for another Tuesday Just feel I'm kind of bored Not bad just kind of ready for this week to be over already Bored with work Yeah Kind of Blank I don't know Yeah, I just kind of listened to music all the way to work instead of an audiobook for a change I just zoned out And I'm still kind of just zoned out I feel like Yeah, I'm like not Byron on all cylinders for …
2026-05-04 — Transcript
[2026-05-04 06:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope that you slept well. I slept better than I thought that probably would even go to bed. I guess that was a little bit early. I definitely went to sleep and woke up thinking about you Oh, God like I was in bed at like quarter after nine and then Get out of bed till Till six when the lights came on, I tried to button a few times, so that was surprising usually if I go to bed that early Wake up on my own A little earlier for the alarm goes off usually So there's that, but I'm looking forward to work Rich I'll win the lottery That would be sweet So yeah, what? What's this about beta blockers? You're having summer Heart troubles Come on Kill them at the one driving normal So I've beta blocker Heart problems or are you thinking about taking a beta blocker before your interview so you have? A little more I…
2026-05-03 — Transcript
[2026-05-03 06:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like…
2026-05-02 — Transcript
[2026-05-02 07:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go…
2026-05-01 — Transcript
[2026-05-01 07:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope your beautiful face slept well And I hope you have a wonderful drive to work today Since you're going out on a Friday in the guest to make the best of it At least there will hopefully be less traffic So I'm glad your pool guy didn't go too crazy the 1300 is not too bad for I guess all the work he did sounds like it was a lot So that's nice The puppies looked like a blast. How many puppies were there and what was this again so you like did a workout and then it was for the I was like was this the final workout for that like? That whatever competition thing that that one bitch was totally cheating on Anyway, it looks fun and you looked wonderful So I hope that was great And did you go get pizza afterwards or did you just go home? I slept really well I didn't wanna get out of bed I went to bed a littl…
2026-04-30 — Transcript
[2026-04-30 06:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions ar…
2026-04-29 — Transcript
[2026-04-29 06:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-04-29 06:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh shit, it's 12. The new record. I can't remember what the last. Record was [2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: Woah!! Can’t wait to listen to all this!! [2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: 12.5 inches!! [2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: Now THAT’S too big btw lol [2026-04-29 08:00:00] Dave: Hahaha [2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: Well, lucky for you that is addressed within 😂 [2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: Actually about 10” of that is about my dick [2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: And/or your vagina [2026-04-29 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!! [2026-04-29 08:02:00] Dave: It’s mostly dick/sex talk [2026-04-29 08:02:00] Dave: Lmao 🤦♂️ [2026-04-29 08:02:00] Sam Willis: The best! [2026-04-29 08:03:00] Dave: Probably not really sexy dick/sex talk mind you, but dick/sex talk nonetheless 🤪😘 [2026-04-29 …
2026-04-28 — Transcript
[2026-04-28 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-04-28 08:42:00] Sam Willis: You are all over the place 😂😂 [2026-04-28 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome! [2026-04-28 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, how is the office see I'm like is there something going on this week? Why is traffic so weird not that I'm complaining about it, but I kinda have FOMO of like the rest of the world is taking time off what the hell man But actually, I haven't looked at how traffic is today hopefully it's not bad because I have a meeting in one hour and five minutes Just left my house, so we'll see Anyway, it's gonna ask how if you're sore from the run yesterday or if you feel totally normal And also OK so I have some tea on that Midland Bank that I'm interviewing with tomorrow so I was asking Claude to like help me prepare so it just like gave me first like a rundown OK, very interesti…
2026-04-27 — Transcript
[2026-04-27 07:59:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome. Hope you’re sleeping in on your sick day! I’m just getting up. Well kind of. I haven’t physically gotten up yet 😩 happy mondayyyyy 🙄 [2026-04-27 08:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start do…
2026-04-26 — Transcript
[2026-04-26 08:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was definitely in bed and to sleep when you are That last message, which was amazing love all of it and cannot wait myself Yeah, so we got like there's a tornado. It is like 15 miles away from here but there's that and there's some flooding or some flooding and there was more shock and warnings going off all night like there's a emergency alerts on your phone so that was. Fucking dumb But yeah, I fucking slept Like I don't even know Didn't go to the gym didn't do nothing. I just like got up a little while ago and took a shower and I got up at like 730 so I'm just all fucking out of whack but I guess I didn't go to bed an hour or two later than usual. Oh God, excuse me I hope things are going OK with Kai Ride home What you got going on today pool stuff still cleaning probably that's all I'm doing Doing s…
2026-04-25 — Transcript
[2026-04-25 00:15:00] Sam Willis: my time to sleep now. Love you! [2026-04-25 06:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I hope your choir thing. I didn't last too long two hours is kind of a long time for that You know it sucks though like Grayson is in Like all the dance Shit so whatever we go to a band stuff His band is always the end so we have to like sit through all these other shit kids like doing their shit performances and they're not shit. I shouldn't say that there. Doing their best heart So we gotta set like Through all of that and wait till the end and then like People get up and bounce out like when their kids done their parties like yeah I would definitely do that too if I could, but part of like fuck you bitch like I had to sit through your stupid kids watching this shit watching them be fucking losers and then non-advan…
2026-04-24 — Transcript
[2026-04-24 08:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine You're probably bouncing out of bed right about now I've been up for a while, of course actually doing some work which sucks so now I'm about ready to go back to bed I had one of those Sorry, fell into a stretch Man, I had a dream that I woke up and I wanted to tell you about it and I was like I'll definitely remember this and now I don't remember Dammit, what was it? It wasn't anything like special or great, but it was. I don't know something. Whatever I slept so I slept well and I woke up at like 3 AM to Grayson banging around in the kitchen or something and I was like oh God dammit what what what is he doing up at this time too like what a fucking shitty time to get woken up right Cause it's like so close to my alarm went off anyway so I looked over at the clock or my phone and turns out it was like 11…
2026-04-23 — Transcript
[2026-04-23 06:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad they still hastate the office. Oh my God I hope you slept well. I'm sure that you did sure you slept well. You're probably up in the fucking singing and dancing. I slept like right through my alarm apparently cause I woke up when lights came on in the room at six I was like what the fuck and looked at my phone and it was. There's no sound coming out of it, but the alarm screen was on so I guess after a little while it cuts off I guess I just didn't wake me up. So yeah, I was slumped Yeah, I guess I slept pretty well. My eyes are still kind of fucked up though so there's that. I am on my way in I miss you and I love you so much. I can't wait to see you again. You're the best and the prettiest. Without a doubt You'd also the sexiest What else I got You're laughing about how you do this too we're…
2026-04-22 — Transcript
[2026-04-22 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people b…
2026-04-21 — Transcript
[2026-04-21 06:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just leaving the house little late actually cause I had to Pack up some shit in the mail But do you know what one of my least favorite things is? It's pulling out of the garage for my car is all nice and super clean and the wheels and tires all look good and into the rain. The most annoying thing ever Anyway, I hope you slept well and blasted out of bed at 5 AM and skipped to the bathroom and get ready and sing in the shower And skip downstairs and get your cereal Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen I slept really well last night. It was like another one of those where I like. Say good night to you My head down and rolled over and my alarm was going off So that was pretty cool So yeah, relationship cards for the first thing in the morning. I like that I'm gonna have to think about it though gosh you're s…
2026-04-20 — Transcript
[2026-04-20 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are ready for a fabulous day Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend The week Yeah, I'm up on my way to work It's about it Oh God, fucking stupid I wish we just didn't have to do it I wonder what would happen like stopped going to work and stop paying my bills Like how long would it take? Before somebody like, literally came and kicked me out of my house like with the police To look into that So yeah, another week to get through What else I slept pretty well I think oh yeah I did Cause one of my alarm went off I was like what the fuck can't be my alarm and then turns out it was I'd like like I had just gone to sleep not too long ago so Oh man, there's a guy in front of me. Oh no, that's not him. There's we got in our neighborhood. A black Toyota Tacoma, a Toyota tundra in front …
2026-04-19 — Transcript
[2026-04-19 06:07:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-04-19 06:08:00] Dave: You totally do btw 😘 [2026-04-19 06:09:00] Dave:
2026-04-18 — Transcript
[2026-04-18 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I started texting you and I was like wait and just message you except Lexi's being a fucking asshole and barking Eltons underneath the bed hiding from her dumb ass and so she's Staring underneath the bed barking at him I'll be back there. She is OK calm down OK which leads me to the thing I was going to talk about I am so torn till I get up and do I go on like an hour and a half W ALK I can't say the word otherwise they're gonna freak the fuck out do I do that and exercise them and myself And get them worn out from that or do I drive in the 20+ minutes to DAYCAREI also can't say that but the day place For them to play around all day and then I can bed rot which sounds really amazing but it's a 20+ drive 20+ minute drive each way so let's just even say that's also an hour ordeal I'm really torn. I'm so tired though in bed ridi…
2026-04-17 — Transcript
[2026-04-17 03:32:00] Sam Willis: I am having a night 😩 been up atleast, no joke, 5x already with the dogs. No idea wtf they got into but atleast 1 is a mess. Thennnnn 😩 Simba, oldest cat, has been acting backed up for a day or two. So thought it might be a hairball he needs to get out. Then just now, I realized, dudes ass hole is like…crowning. Like shit is literally stuck/impacted and he can’t get it out and he’s been straining for lord knows how long 😭 so I need to call the vet in the AM. What. A. Time [2026-04-17 07:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh, what a time indeed I'm sorry you had such a shit night that looks like crazy especially with your cats butthole Yeah, got fucking dogs and cats That's a bummer. Hopefully they're all all right. Just another freaking asshole take care of Oh gosh I guess perhaps I'm not well slept. I think I slept pret…
2026-04-16 — Transcript
[2026-04-16 05:25:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-16 05:30:00] Dave: 😘 [2026-04-16 06:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I have one very important question for you though. They kept me up all night So Seriously, serious question Why in the fuck do smoke detector batteries always go bad in the middle of the night and fucking beep when you're trying to sleep I don't know if you ever experience that but it is the fucking worst like they never go out during the day. It's always at like 2 AM which is what happened this morning And then I really like seven of them in the house and I gotta go like the way it echoes you can never tell which one's leaving so if you don't know, I guess when the batteries just fucking screech as loud as fuck like every 90 seconds and change the battery So yeah, that was it was my morning and creek fucking freaks …
2026-04-15 — Transcript
[2026-04-15 06:01:00] Dave: Mooooore toyyyys 😁😜 [2026-04-15 06:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Of course it's not as good as it was yesterday or the day before when I got to wake up actually beside you, but I'm still Flying in pretty high from that gosh it was so so amazing being with you And just all the things So we are back to the daily grind, I guess Going to work at 6:30 Not snuggling up next to you until Nine or 10 in the morning or whatever I hope you slept well I did I think Yeah Crashed right up I don't think I woke up once so I did I was thirsty. It was woke up die of thirst from all the alcohol the last couple days. Trains come through here and block traffic at 6:30 on the morning I hope you have a great day and I can't wait to hear your voice Some more even though I've heard it for the last two days up close and personal it's still my favo…
2026-04-14 — Transcript
[2026-04-14 09:20:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TZ-fhIwatUY So you think you want a Malinois. #dog So you think you want a Malinois. #dog #malinois #maligator #foryou #fyp #funnydog [2026-04-14 11:48:00] Sam Willis:
2026-04-13 — Transcript
[2026-04-13 20:17:00] Dave: Hahaha, that’s awesome [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Dave: When was the last time you got carded? [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Sam Willis: No idea
2026-04-12 — Transcript
[2026-04-12 05:43:00] Sam Willis: ❤️🥳 [2026-04-12 05:43:00] Dave: 😁😁😁 [2026-04-12 06:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hi, I'm so excited. Oh my God it's finally. Finally, the day I've been waking up like every hour or two since I went to sleep and like looking at the clock and hoping it was, I could go to the gym and get started Hopefully you're up and on your way obviously you're up but I guess it's a Oh no shit What time is it here? I was thinking it was. I don't know what I was saying I guess I wasn't math thing yet cause I thought it was 545 there but I guess it's oh that's right 345 you want to be:45 so hopefully Hopefully you're up and on your way and hopefully the airport isn't too bad. Hopefully you can get some sleep on the plane and get some sleep when you get here I cannot wait to see you. I don't need to tell you how absurdly horny but I wi…
2026-04-11 — Transcript
[2026-04-11 03:20:00] Dave: 👸🫠 [2026-04-11 05:51:00] Sam Willis: ❤️😍😘 [2026-04-11 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I did not. I didn't sleep poorly, but I was up a lot thinking about you. And how I can't wait to see you and how I can't wait for you to touch my dick That is gonna be fantastic because I'm so fucking horny still like I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the gym which is where I'm on my way to you Oh my God I just don't even know what to do with myself, but we are getting so close and I'm so excited to see you just to see you too I guess In case you talk to me all that boring stuff too I'm just kidding. That's the best part. I don't know. It's all that's all even good. There's no best. It all makes the other part great That makes sense Back up here real quick 36 hours So yeah great now just from talking to yo…
2026-04-10 — Transcript
[2026-04-10 04:09:00] Dave: 🥵😭🥰 [2026-04-10 06:19:00] Dave: Didn’t have to “tie” them, but I think it counts 😜 [2026-04-10 07:56:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh! You did so good!!! I’m honestly super impressed! [2026-04-10 07:56:00] Sam Willis:
2026-04-09 — Transcript
[2026-04-09 06:22:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-09 06:29:00] Dave: Gm love [2026-04-09 07:44:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGPSVvfJWOk 7 Exercises You MUST Pass (Or You’re Aging Too Fast) Everyone thinks they're fit until they actually have to prove it. In this video, I break down the ultimate fitness test using real fitness benchmarks and sta... [2026-04-09 08:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I thought about you all night I'm still home I'm gonna take Emerson to work and then head into the office I slept pretty well I had dreams about you Nothing like really specific That I can't remember other than just kind of being around you But you were like omnipresent all night it seemed like Which was awesome actually, it didn't Alleviate any of my horniness though so I hope you're in a nice horny mood today. Well, you'll be at …
2026-04-08 — Transcript
[2026-04-08 07:45:00] Dave: WAA ALERT Morning routine has been disrupted. Please expect delays on morning voice message. No action is necessary on your part. Normal operations will resume shortly. END OF ALERT [2026-04-08 07:49:00] Sam Willis:
2026-04-07 — Transcript
[2026-04-07 06:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I slept pretty well and went to sleep and woke up thinking about you and how I cannot wait to see you and I'm so excited about that. I am off to work Motherfucking day doing that Nothing much you since last night I got a couple orders on file for my site. I guess I got two orders and one order from my site which I think search. Appearance is working now, so that's great Happened faster than I expected cause I just fixed it last night and changed my side around to make it more SCO friendly So I was actually kind of surprised, but whatever I'm not complaining I'll take it So yeah, oh I also noticed. I haven't really dug into it yet but my website provider I think has a partnership with legal Zoom and there's there's a button. Like in the console that says something like Easily crea…
2026-04-06 — Transcript
[2026-04-06 06:05:00] Dave: 🤔… I don’t get it [2026-04-06 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep even though you sent me that message 1030. I guess that would be 930 your time but still probably right before you went to bed. But that's OK. I still love you. Never take my advice about anything ever. But either way, I can't wait to see you get so close end of the week Great On my way to work Working from the office, unlike yourself But I hope you're Your dental surgery is it is it that's it Removed Concentrate Traffic strategy I slept pretty well I guess that's just impossible for me to say that without you I slept pretty well. I got to bed early. That was awesome. Woke up Oh, for fucks sake Woke up pretty early There's this car that like in my neighborhood like Rolled up on my ass in the 30 mile an hour zone, which is whe…
2026-04-05 — Transcript
[2026-04-05 07:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I did and woke up pretty good. Just left the gym. Oh no, this is time for a nap I just got finished up with the gym now I'm heading to the grocery store I can't wait to see you. I woke up thinking about you. Of course I went to sleep. Thinking about you. And how nice it's gonna be to give you that first big hugs kiss I just can't wait to smell you and touch your hair face I miss you so much. It's gonna be so great to see you. We're down to. I guess just this time next week right I'll be In flight, I guess an hour at the airport waiting for 12 hours But yeah, pretty soon about Six hours from now, baby next week I can't wait can't wait. Wait wait Yeah, so I'm just doing Sunday things heading out to the grocery store and I think I might go groom bear today cause I fucking hair in the b…
2026-04-04 — Transcript
[2026-04-04 06:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way. Stupid ass gym not loving that actually feeling about it. I'm not loving how fucking rainy it is though storming all night. Well, not all night but for the last hour and it's like seriously flash flooding up this place There's standing water like all over the sidewalks are covered where I'm at at the stoplight like I was driving in the middle of the road Like on my road Was spraying water like from both sides of the car cause the road is so flooded place is fucking ridiculous So yeah, I hope you slept well I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you so did there I slept well I think I told the thunderstorms sorry for being an asshole I hope you did too. I'm glad you got to work out yesterday and walk the dogs. That's pretty impressive. I hope you ordered some good stu…
2026-04-03 — Transcript
[2026-04-03 06:39:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-03 08:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I almost forgot to message you this morning I have to stretch Not going to work we're not going to the office now. It's messes up my whole messaging routine, but that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about you because I have and I cannot wait to see you in less than nine days I think. Or maybe maybe we're still in nine days but I'm still looking forward to it Cause I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin and you're pretty face and you're pretty everything else. Seems like that's been the theme of my messages this week. I guess that's what it's like when we get close Because all I can think about is snuggling up to you spooning and you laying on top of me And kissing and hugging It's gonna be great. I can't wait to see you anyway. I hope you slept well and I …
2026-04-02 — Transcript
[2026-04-02 06:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I hope you wake up easy and have a nice drive to work. Hope your cereal is good and the milk's nice and cold and fresh. And I slept really well and you know what I just realize something Completely random, I guess I when I started doing voice messages. It took me a while to like get the hang of it and I was I would like. Have to start over a couple times usually to get it before I got going for the first little while and I just realized that I hadn't done that in like forever months and because I did just delete one because I was just completely coherent And couldn't say like I got like 10 words out It was like a bit long already so I did delete that one to start over. That's like well I. Delete A message because of complete reincarnation So yeah, anyway that's interesting Oh God, t…
2026-04-01 — Transcript
[2026-04-01 06:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair chokin…
2026-03-31 — Transcript
[2026-03-31 06:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innoc…
2026-03-30 — Transcript
[2026-03-30 06:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you are not rushing to get ready right now or rushing to work already in your car right now. I hope everything's nice and easy. And chill and relaxing this morning I know you usually have a great chill morning, so I don't know why this wouldn't be like any other I slept pretty well myself. I woke up thinking about you. Went to sleep, thinking about you as well but On my way to work start this fucking shit wake up. I'm sorry I'm sorry it's a great week. It's gonna be an awesome week. It is gonna be a great week because there's only less than two more of them before we get to see each other, but that's gonna be the best thing ever. Not much else going on Last night Yeah, I guess I just I finished up my shit and went to bed and Oh, anyway No need development sinc…
2026-03-29 — Transcript
[2026-03-29 00:40:00] Dave: Ugh that’s a bummer. Tell me about the talk? [2026-03-29 00:41:00] Dave: I was sleeping like a baby, and I’m about to go right back 😊. I hope you are now doing the same. [2026-03-29 00:42:00] Dave: ❤️ you more [2026-03-29 06:22:00] Dave: When you get a chance, I want you to help me test it some questions about anything we’ve talked about since 01/01/2023. It’s the “Ask” page from the sidebar. I’ve done a lot of work on it recently. It should now have all of our txt msg history. It can be specific like: how old is Dave?, what color hair does Sam have?, etc. Or more complex like: summarize Sam and Dave’s relationship dynamic. [2026-03-29 06:22:00] Dave:
2026-03-28 — Transcript
[2026-03-28 02:31:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-03-28 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept great and I. Woke up, thinking about you as usual, and that led to me flipping through my photos of you and also flipping through our Reddit threads And that led to some other things So I have another afterglow at a station that I'm gonna send after after I send this message And that was Another amazing orgasm oh my God, thinking about you And just touching you and everything oh my God I'm getting hard again right now just thinking about it I came like I don't know 30 minutes ago, but maybe a little bit longer than that but Not long ago, and I already want to be inside you Yeah, those two Double penetration Videos are the ones that did it for me that is like Get me all riled up Anyway, I'm actually sitting at the gym Now with a fucking fu…
2026-03-27 — Transcript
[2026-03-27 06:12:00] Dave: YAAAAY! That’s the best feeling ever! [2026-03-27 07:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you Found out your doctors appointments later than you thought. That's such a nice surprise. It's like finding 20 bucks in your jacket pocket after it's been in the closet all season but I guess you wouldn't know what that's like. Living in Arizona, where you don't have jackets What are you from the Midwest so you might know and from back when $20 is actually like fucking worth anything And people use cash anyway I hope you slept well again I slept. I slept really well actually. I had to like hit the snooze button a couple times even and I didn't wake up at all last night So that was pretty cool of course I'm yawning I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up, thinking about you. I can't wait to hear your voice and the…
2026-03-26 — Transcript
[2026-03-26 06:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nic…
2026-03-25 — Transcript
[2026-03-25 03:49:00] Sam Willis: 😘 [2026-03-25 06:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just laughing because right before I started this message. My audiobook was playing, and it said. It was just like the beginning of every chapter's name they said, the narrator says the name of the chapter This chapter and he says it like style I was like you know it is obviously narrator voice And the name of this chapters squirter that they didn't they didn't do it justice. He said it. It made me laugh squirter I don't know if it was. It was funny. Anyway, like in the way that he said it you could like tell That inside he was like Anyway I hope to God you slept well You need to get yourself some good sleep, lady So if the dogs are your main problem, then if you ever thought about kenneling them at night so you can you know sleep yourself That might get considera…
2026-03-24 — Transcript
[2026-03-24 08:09:00] Dave: As expected, literally falling asleep at my desk 😴 [2026-03-24 08:11:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-23 — Transcript
[2026-03-23 03:09:00] Dave: Dreaming about you 🫠🥰 [2026-03-23 06:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you and I guess I slept thinking about you because I had a dream about you that I texted you about and I was like you know what I should. People Somehow, people still don't know how traffic circles work in this world I don't know what the fuck Sorry anyway I thought that I like half asleep halfway state that I should Tell you what the dream was about so I didn't forget and I was like putting hours I'll get up and I'll remember but I don't remember at all what it was about It wasn't like a sex dream or anything like crazy Or negative it was just I don't know Dream about you we're doing something or I remember feeling like nice and sweet And it just reminded me of you I guess I get a loving ki…
2026-03-22 — Transcript
[2026-03-22 06:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty good. I went to sleep and woke up. Thinking about you as usual. Two things I love to do I'm on my way to the gym 640 now a little bit later than usual but Hop back on self copy for a few minutes I was drinking the whole prompt system and the way that it compiles them So it's you probably don't care but I've already started to explain it a year ago so there's a module inside that User interface has a now six blocks for different parts of the prompt. There's like the instruction block system block and the context block and some other ones that add stuff there's like some rules and output rules. So there's there's a box of those in the UI and you put in your prompt text and then when it Goes to send it to the model at like compile all those things in order and inserts th…
2026-03-21 — Transcript
[2026-03-21 07:00:00] Sam Willis: 😚 hope you slept well [2026-03-21 07:01:00] Sam Willis: Good morning and good night again lol [2026-03-21 07:01:00] Dave: GMGN love ❤️ [2026-03-21 07:02:00] Dave: Thanks for the message! I love getting quick check-ins from you 🥰 [2026-03-21 07:03:00] Sam Willis: These dogs are like clockwork [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh. I also had a dream I was married to Justin Bieber [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Lmao [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Gross [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: …married [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Gross to all of it [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Over 8 minutes!!!! [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: What the hell [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: What are you even going to be talking about?!? Eeeee!! I can’t wait [2026-03-21 09:11:00] Dave: Hehehe… nothing lol [2026-03-21 09:17:00] Sam Willis: I’ll li…
2026-03-20 — Transcript
[2026-03-20 05:10:00] Dave: Omg I just realized you’re going on this sabbatical today 😱😭 [2026-03-20 05:14:00] Dave: I knooooow! And can you imagine if we can really get like, a week in June?! [2026-03-20 07:00:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t even think about that 😂 [2026-03-20 07:01:00] Sam Willis: I literally can’t imagine lol [2026-03-20 07:01:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️ and now good night lol [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: I might just DIE [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: GMNN Love 💕 [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Sam Willis: Meh you’ll probably get sick of me if you had a whole week lol [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: Not a chance [2026-03-20 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you soon 💕 [2026-03-20 07:04:00] Dave: Can’t wait ❤️ [2026-03-20 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby. Just ate my cereal and am going to take the dogs on walks bc they’re insane with energy lately 🙄 then I have stupid meetings starti…
2026-03-19 — Transcript
[2026-03-19 05:55:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-03-19 05:57:00] Dave: Dogs? [2026-03-19 06:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you got to sleep after letting the dogs out And I hope you're not sleeping on your arms Still well first of all, I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you No news there but I'm still fucking thinking What it is that Ohio people say that always bugs me and it's still right on the tip of my toe like it was already in my head even before you thought about it But so yeah, that's kind of driving me crazy Thank God it's Friday and Thursday Still still complaining about that? I am excited about the movie tonight so that's gonna be fun. I wore my grumpy angry stupid. How long since last question shirt today see if anybody else gets it probably not. Yeah, I'm just Going to work Slept pretty well everything is just…
2026-03-17 — Transcript
[2026-03-17 00:29:00] Dave: Wow! God for you baby ☺️. That’s such a huge step [2026-03-17 05:57:00] Dave:
2026-03-16 — Transcript
[2026-03-16 01:27:00] Dave:
2026-03-15 — Transcript
[2026-03-15 06:05:00] Dave: 1. I love love love when you text me the excerpts you liked 🥵 2. I spiced up the “romantic” ones a little 🤭😉 3. I need to teach it to say cum instead of come lol [2026-03-15 07:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm on my way to the stupid gym. I definitely do not want to be but yeah she gotta do what you gotta do if you wanna look good naked in front of Sam. So yeah, I loved your messages last night. I guess I'm just gonna repeat what I already texted you but I love it when you reply with your favorite parts in those soft copy stories. I think it's so super sexy that you're into that all of all the things that we been talking about the Reddit and just like just everything you're just so I just love pal Open and eager, how much like you enjoy all that That's super sexy Oh yeah, right the romantic ones I love that you put a rom…
2026-03-14 — Transcript
[2026-03-14 06:12:00] Dave: I’m getting these prompts really dialed in on our chat context. 😁 …“Open your mouth.” She did, tilting her head back. He unbuttoned his fly, freed his cock, already thick and heavy with arousal. He didn’t guide himself into her mouth. He simply held the head at her lips, a silent command to take him. She leaned forward, enveloping him, her tongue flattening against the underside. The taste of him, clean and musky, filled her senses. He let her set the initial rhythm, her movements eager, a physical plea. He placed a hand on the crown of her head, not forcing, just resting. “Good. That’s it. Just this. Nothing else exists but the feel of me in your mouth. The sound of my voice. Can you do that?” She made a muffled sound of affirmation around him, her world narrowing to the weight on her tongue, the stretch of her lips, the gentle pressure of his hand. “You’ve …
2026-03-13 — Transcript
[2026-03-13 07:04:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-12 — Transcript
[2026-03-12 06:24:00] Dave: For your feedback when you get a chance to review… [2026-03-12 06:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up gently and the dogs didn't bother you too much last night And I hope you're in the best mood you've been in all week when you wake up I know you will be, but if not, that's fine. You know I love whatever boo you're in they all have their wonderful benefits. So yeah, there is some space trap and that one story which I am a part of what I've been working on with that is Keeping one like that it's called an SFWNSFW one and two in my back end, but I think it translates to With the labels to corn and it's kind of romantic So those are each one of those are separate prompts so the porn prompt is basically the same. It's it's upgraded, but it's kind of the same real life story type thing. It should be…
2026-03-11 — Transcript
[2026-03-11 06:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have a good morning sunshine I must be having sympathy PMS not feeling it today. That's for sure. Why just drive right into this fucking wall in front of me coming up Still thinking about it I decided not to I'm feeling pretty good now just to not want to get up this morning that sucked I'm sure I'll be fucking falling asleep about 45 minutes when I get to the office and sit down at my desk where it's all nice and quiet With Henry a couple doors down In there, so yeah I hope you had a great workout. Let me know what you guys did and I hope you had a nice peaceful rest of your evening after you got home. Hope you slept well. I think I slept pretty well Yeah, woke up once just to go get something to drink I think and then So I'm being reminded why The rule to not let dogs in the bed. It's cause I end up with fucking fur in my mo…
2026-03-10 — Transcript
[2026-03-10 06:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up easy. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you and that started me off to a pretty good day just like it usually does. On my way in the office on Tuesday, which still feels weird Other than that pretty normal day, I guess I miss you and I love you and I can't wait to see you again. I can't wait to talk to you later today and like 12 hours you wake up. OK honey I hope you have a great day and Slept well and have a great ride at work and looking forward to hearing your voice [2026-03-10 07:46:00] Sam Willis: Hi baby. Just waking up. I hate mornings. I’m so grumpy. So so grumpy. OK talk to you soon. [2026-03-10 08:17:00] Dave: I bet you’ll perk up soon sweetie [2026-03-10 08:24:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-09 — Transcript
[2026-03-09 06:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you're up and ready to have a wonderful productive week. I know I am mainly because I'm excited at the line for new jobs and fuck this one. I'm not just that feel pretty good. It does suck right now thinking that it's 430 where you're at there so that's Kind of gay on like for my side I was more worried about you feeling like Too far away now I'm like was fine because you were in bed before I was I think and now here we are in the morning and I'm like it's gonna be six hours before you even hear this, but hopefully maybe you'll be up earlier because you have a stupid asshole, Steven meeting at 7 o'clock or whatever so that's kind of done but even still that's my time Oh well, maybe you'll just an extra hour to do some actual work which I won't do anyway so yeah I slept well. I hope you did too. I f…
2026-03-08 — Transcript
[2026-03-08 04:22:00] Dave: Maybe I should be an electrician [2026-03-08 05:28:00] Dave: The commissioning engineer role is technical fieldwork first, paperwork second — it is explicitly not a project manager job, even though it requires some of the same thinking. Here's what it actually looks like day to day. ## What You're Actually Doing A commissioning engineer (CxE) is the person who verifies that a data center's systems actually work as designed before the facility goes live — and you do on-site, hands-on, running the tests yourself. The job is about proving that the physics matches the paperwork.[1] You're not managing budgets or timelines. You're the person who knows what should happen when you pull a breaker, and you're confirming it does exactly that.[2] ## The Five Stages of the Work The commissioning process follows a clear progression, and you're present and active a…
2026-03-07 — Transcript
[2026-03-07 06:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-03-07 06:36:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings 😂 [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️ [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: What are you doing up?! [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hopefully it’s just temporary [2026-03-07 06:39:00] Sam Willis: These bitches got me up I think this is the 4th time tonight 😡 [2026-03-07 06:39:00] Dave: Oh no [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep 😔 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: Hope you’re having fun at the gym [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: Yeah, that’s the worst 😒 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕 [2026-03-07 06:41:00] …
2026-03-06 — Transcript
[2026-03-06 01:31:00] Dave: K, good data. Thanks sweetie. [2026-03-06 01:33:00] Dave: Let Bear out. Totally fine though. He just stood there like wtf are we doing bro 🤷♂️ [2026-03-06 01:35:00] Dave: Anyway, still thinking about you. You know what I just realized? I’m still always thinking about you. What is this spell you’ve cast on me woman 😈 [2026-03-06 01:36:00] Dave: Love you. Hope you’re sleeping so well 😘 [2026-03-06 01:56:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-05 — Transcript
[2026-03-05 03:07:00] Dave: You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰 [2026-03-05 03:08:00] Dave: I love you, and I miss you so much [2026-03-05 06:38:00] Sam Willis: That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔 [2026-03-05 07:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like all these days I've been going into t…
2026-03-04 — Transcript
[2026-03-04 00:28:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-04 00:29:00] Dave: 😘 [2026-03-04 06:12:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-03 — Transcript
[2026-03-03 06:36:00] Sam Willis:
2026-03-02 — Transcript
[2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Morning love. ❤️ [2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m up and at em too. Sigh. [2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Message you in a bit [2026-03-02 07:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello good morning I just feel like it's already one of those days and it like the energy in the house was already looking Frantic so whatever I'm happy to be out of there Christian's already in the mood poor foster dog had an accident in our room last night. Her stomach is so out of whack so I have her on some probiotics and hopefully. Shit, we'll get figured out literally Anyway, still woke up to that that was fine and otherwise I slept mostly fine. It took me a while to fall asleep. I noticing that when I'm sleeping, I'm tense like I'm literally. My shoulders are raised ears like I'm just like intense. I don't know it. My pillow is bad but I'm rambling. I'm glad you slep…
2026-02-27 — Transcript
[2026-02-27 05:48:00] Dave: You got me all fucked up btw… letting him in the office, letting him sleep in bed with me 🙃 [2026-02-27 07:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you wake up feeling a little lighter today since it's Friday oh it's pro day so no meetings that's a plus I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well even considering I had a dog in bed with me. You'll be happy to see that. I'm sure. Yeah, I just been letting him follow me around more upstairs yesterday and I decided to slam him come on into bed and he did pretty good so that was pretty cool It's pro day and we get to voice message this morning. That's sounds like it's shaping up to be a pretty good day. I'll talk to you soon and I can't wait baby doll. [2026-02-27 08:19:00] Sam Willis: I love this so so much! He looks like he’s no problem at all up there! [2026-02-27 08:19:00] Sam…
2026-02-26 — Transcript
[2026-02-26 02:05:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-02-26 03:36:00] Dave: Do you know what I just realized… [2026-02-26 03:37:00] Dave: We’re going to have to take the stairs if we’re ever in the office together. [2026-02-26 03:38:00] Dave: I don’t think I can keep my hands off you in elevators anymore 😏🤭 [2026-02-26 03:39:00] Dave: …pretty random middle of the night thought lol [2026-02-26 03:39:00] Dave: Anyway. Back to sleep. Love you 😘 [2026-02-26 06:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine this one's gonna be short and then I'll send you another one later but you know there's things those rare occasions of something that drives me fucking crazy. I don't see it very often but I'm on my way to get an energy drink because I was dumb and didn't get it yesterday. But when somebody fucking drives their foot on the break like and their brake lights are all in the whole t…
2026-02-25 — Transcript
[2026-02-25 08:55:00] Dave: Mmmmmm I love you 😏🥰 [2026-02-25 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!! Now THIS is an amazing surprise!! 🥵 ❤️🔥😱 [2026-02-25 09:07:00] Sam Willis: I love you! [2026-02-25 09:25:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭 [2026-02-25 13:03:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It doesn't look like you're up as early or yesterday, but that's all right. I was definitely up early this morning. I I had a dream it was pretty vague, but it was just about you in your office yesterday and like I basically woke up with my hand on my dick And just kinda went from there and it was pretty fantastic. Apparently I was pretty worked out from yesterday too. Yeah, it was actually actually really really good Yeah, anyhow I love that. I'm glad you were pleasantly surprised. And so I hope you have a good morning and get out easy and have a great commute and I love you and I'll talk to yo…
2026-02-24 — Transcript
[2026-02-24 09:58:00] Dave: 😍 Feb 24, 2026 6:04:08 AM after 14 minutes, 57 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Normal Sticker from Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis: [sticker] Feb 24, 2026 6:04:33 AM after 14 minutes, 32 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Good morning baby Feb 24, 2026 6:13:13 AM after 5 minutes, 52 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis I’m up, like up, up. Like moving around up. Disgusting 🤮 [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: Omg [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: Why?! [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: How?! (Sloppy) Jo Willis Feb 24, 2026 6:27:37 AM after 42 minutes, 57 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Bc it was either wake up at 5 or sleep in until almost 7 per usual. Sooooo here I am. Hating life. Feb 24, 2026 6:27:41 AM after 42 minutes, 53 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis How are you feeling? Feb 24, 2026 7:12:51 AM after 2 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis [attachment] Messa…
2026-02-23 — Transcript
[2026-02-23 07:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up gently and I hope you had a great commute and aren't rushed And I slept pretty well myself feel much better this morning so gonna call the doctor though I roll And just see if I can get in or whatever I don't know what he's gonna do but just in case I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you far for the course. I love it. And I guess that's it for today I hope your Monday is not as bad as you were expecting and I can't wait to talk to you and check in later. Have a great morning, sweetheart. I love you. [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh hell. I turned off my alarm at 6 thinking I was going to get right up and I fell back asleep. Godddd [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Sam Willis: I just woke up 😭 [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Dave: Awwwwwe [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Dave: 0640 isn’t too…
2026-02-22 — Transcript
[2026-02-22 08:43:00] Dave: [2026-02-22 11:01:00] Sam: 🥰 [2026-02-22 13:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up thinking about you as usual And then I was laying in bed for a minute and I was ordering some stuff on Amazon and I thought about that sponge wash rag thing whatever and I was like yeah I'll check that out. Let me find that photo that she sent me and. When I went to look at our pictures, I like saw the other photo from yesterday. The selfie and I was just like oh my God she is so pretty and it just made my morning. With your smile in your eyes that I just love to look at so I wanted to tell you that so thank you for that. That was fantastic. I didn't go to the gym today cause I'm a fat lazy piece of shit. Did I go to the grocery store? I'm not doing shit yet. Which is whatever it's fine. I'll have to get going here pretty soon. I guess and…
2026-02-21 — Transcript
[2026-02-21 13:15:00] Dave:
2026-02-20 — Transcript
[2026-02-20 15:03:00] Sam: Morning baby 🥰 how are you so good with words?! [2026-02-20 15:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And is there anything that does trigger you like even if I was joking around like calling you a Cunt or something like that? [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Sam: Where you literally asked about it lol [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Dave: So [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Sam: What about you [2026-02-20 15:27:00] Dave: wtf. It won’t let me edit “So”. It was supposed to say “Wow” lol. In reply to you saying cunt before you listened to my message saying it. [2026-02-20 15:29:00] Sam: Slut [2026-02-20 15:29:00] Sam: Dirty little slut [2026-02-20 15:30:00] Dave: Slut is ok in that context? Or no Feb 20, 2026 9:31:00 AM after 1 second) Sam It’s ok in that context [2026-02-20 15:30:00] Sam: Sparingly Feb 20, 2026 9:31:24 AM Dave Maybe I’ll just stay away from those all together lol [2026…
2026-02-19 — Transcript
[2026-02-19 12:19:00] Dave: I did know that. But I appreciate you confirming it. It’s this kind of perception and attunement that I love about you. It’s funny how crazy and unstable you think you are, yet you not only recognize these deep, emotional issues we experience - but you also reach out to clarify and settle. You really are incredible, and I frequently find myself in awe of your… soul 💕 [2026-02-19 12:20:00] Dave: I love you and I hope you wake up feeling good. I’ll talk to you soon [2026-02-19 13:58:00] Dave: Don’t be guilty for taking care of yourself 😌 [2026-02-19 13:59:00] Dave: But who you be if you weren’t guilty 🤷♂️🤪 Feb 19, 2026 7:59:31 AM Sam Right? If I didn’t fret about EVERYTHING Feb 19, 2026 7:59:34 AM after 1 second) Sam Fml lol Feb 19, 2026 8:01:29 AM Dave You’d be boring, shallow, and bleh. Just another brick in the wall. At least you’d still be smokin hot 🔥😏😉 […
2026-02-18 — Transcript
[2026-02-18 13:12:00] Dave: Awwwe [2026-02-18 13:13:00] Dave: Like, sick shit? [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: Old lady [I] like fucking [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: See what I did thar [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: Yeah I’m here 🙄 [2026-02-18 13:21:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-02-18 13:21:00] Dave: I wonder how long we could go before it escalated being hugging 🤭 Feb 18, 2026 7:23:30 AM Sam 10 seconds 🥰 [2026-02-18 13:22:00] Dave: No back pain at least? Feb 18, 2026 7:23:42 AM Sam For now [2026-02-18 13:22:00] Dave: No back pain at least? [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Sam: 10 seconds 🥰 [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Dave: Thanks sweetie 😘 [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Sam: For now [2026-02-18 13:26:00] Sam: Sometimes though, I just need a hug! Like when I want to kill myself when I have to get up in the morning 😭 [2026-02-18 13:26:00] Dave: I love that you also joke about killing yourself 🤭 [2026-02-18 13:27:00] Dave: A lo…
2026-02-17 — Transcript
[2026-02-17 13:15:00] Dave: Wooooooow [2026-02-17 13:38:00] Sam: Wowza. I talk a lot lol [2026-02-17 13:39:00] Dave: 4:40! Daaaamn! Let’s goooo! You know I love when you talk!! [2026-02-17 13:41:00] Sam: Oooo interesting 🤔 do I have a pattern of troubling thoughts after our check ins? I need to better track [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: STILL listening 🙄 [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: 😜 [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: Wow [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: THE BEST PART OF YOUR DAY [2026-02-17 13:44:00] Dave: Omg fiiiinaly finished [2026-02-17 13:45:00] Dave: Jk jk babydoll, it IS the best part of my day, which I’ll tie into my response coming up 😘 [2026-02-17 13:51:00] Dave: BOOOOM beat that! 5+ minutes 🔥 Feb 17, 2026 7:51:48 AM Sam Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂 [2026-02-17 13:51:00] Sam: Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂 [2026-02-17 13:55:00] Sam: WHY am I horn…
2026-02-16 — Transcript
[2026-02-16 15:49:00] Sam: The dogs let me sleep 🙌. I am freaking STARVING though. I had a fucked up dream that I’ll have to tell you about later. 🤯 Ill also argue with you later about the Taco Bell thing 🤪 I’m glad you slept well in your strait jacket, you little psycho, you [2026-02-16 15:49:00] Dave: Gm baby [2026-02-16 15:50:00] Sam: I’m sad that during secret weekend I didn’t lay directly on top of you. I feel I’m too heavy and you wouldn’t be able to breathe lol [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: I am too!! That’s top of the list for next time 😋. Remember, I can comfortably survive underneath men hundreds of pounds heavier than you 😜 [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: What were you doing for 2 hours?! Feb 16, 2026 9:53:21 AM Sam Tossing, turning, picking back up phone to scroll, putting back down phone, more tossing, more turning [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Sam: I don’t want you to comfortably SURVIV…
2026-02-15 — Transcript
[2026-02-15 09:56:00] Sam: Hope the gym was good [2026-02-15 09:56:00] Dave: Bruuuuh. I just had one of those moments where I was dreading going to work tomorrow. Then I realized we’re off tomorrow 😊 Feb 15, 2026 9:57:36 AM Sam This was literally one of the things I was going to message you bc it didn’t sound like you remembered 😅 [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Sam: I’ve been awake for like an hour but was trying to get these damn dogs out the door. They are on their way to daycare for the day and this girl is going to cleannnnn and organize and yayyyyy!!! [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Dave: Feeling good? Feb 15, 2026 9:58:32 AM Sam About the same but oh well. I’m motivated Atleast. For now lol [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Sam: This was literally one of the things I was going to message you bc it didn’t sound like you remembered 😅 [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Dave: Ha! I totally didn’t. [2026-02-15 09:58:00] Sam: Abo…
2026-02-14 — Transcript
[2026-02-14 04:40:00] Dave: [attachment] Did you hear him say it?? Right at the end [2026-02-14 08:12:00] Sam: Rudeeeee [2026-02-14 08:13:00] Sam: Anyway, good morning handsome! ❤️ [2026-02-14 08:19:00] Dave: Yeah, now I’m starting to cough 😑 [2026-02-14 08:19:00] Dave: I don’t feel too bad though, really [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Dave: Hey! I say stay there! [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Dave: I was just curious [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Sam: I wish. [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Sam: Yes I have that brunch. [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Dave: And you want to move to the midwest?! [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Sam: I lied. You can eat inside. Thankfully [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Sam: It is cold, thank you very much! [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: Wait [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: It still thinks I’m in Dallas [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: LOLOLOL [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: hold on [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: Is it gonna rain there? [2026-…
2026-02-13 — Transcript
[2026-02-13 01:21:00] Dave: Mmmmm yes 🫠 [2026-02-13 02:35:00] Dave: Well… looks like all that sleep caught up with me lol 😳. So I’m laying here, feeling better, and you know what else just caught up with me? The thirst for your juicy pussy 🥵🤤. I guess that was kinda disabled for the last couple days while my body revolted lol. But omg is it back!! [2026-02-13 06:49:00] Sam: I told you it would take a few days!!! [2026-02-13 06:50:00] Dave: Sleep well 👸🏼 [2026-02-13 10:21:00] Dave: Oof 😬. Like, wtf is he waiting for? That’s a good point though! And I’m glad you noticed it. I wasn’t sure how likely you would be to bail him out at this point. [2026-02-13 10:22:00] Dave: But then that makes me think… maybe he’s banking on you bailing him out 😬 Feb 13, 2026 10:28:46 AM after 4 minutes, 21 seconds) Sam I kind of wondered too. Not like thinking he’s trying to be malicious about it. But just th…
2026-02-12 — Transcript
[2026-02-12 00:19:00] Dave: Yess! That made all of the sense 🤭. It’s definitely more than just anything but yeah I’m sure we’ll talk about it tomorrow [2026-02-12 07:43:00] Dave: Ugh [2026-02-12 07:45:00] Sam: Taking another sick day? Feb 12, 2026 7:46:19 AM Dave Yeah 🫣 [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: Yeah I’m gonna if it doesn’t doesn’t feel better [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: Yeah 🫣 [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Sam: Tsk tsk [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: I can not believe how much I’ve slept lol Feb 12, 2026 7:47:18 AM Sam I’m so jealous. You need it! Sleep some more. [2026-02-12 07:47:00] Sam: I’m so jealous. You need it! Sleep some more. [2026-02-12 07:47:00] Dave: No, I need to get my ass up! [2026-02-12 07:48:00] Dave: Haha, true… true [2026-02-12 07:49:00] Dave: Yeah… I gotta do the qra things [2026-02-12 07:49:00] Dave: They’re due tomorrow [2026-02-12 08:30:00] Dave: No, you were wet af! 🤤 [2…
2026-02-11 — Transcript
[2026-02-11 07:34:00] Sam: 😔 [2026-02-11 07:34:00] Dave: Good morning sunshine [2026-02-11 07:35:00] Dave: Hahaha yeah I feel fucking awful [2026-02-11 07:35:00] Dave: Hbu? [2026-02-11 07:36:00] Sam: I’m sorry. Thanks for being such a trooper when you were with me though! 😅 [2026-02-11 07:36:00] Dave: Haha, I’m sorry I couldn’t talk! [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Sam: Do you have a voice now? Lol [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Dave: You doing ok? [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Dave: No, it’s worse [2026-02-11 07:39:00] Sam: I definitely didn’t/dont want to get up this morning lol [2026-02-11 07:39:00] Dave: Who are you doing today? [2026-02-11 07:40:00] Dave: Nice. At least you’ll be done [2026-02-11 07:43:00] Sam: I miss you [2026-02-11 07:43:00] Dave: I’m definitely going to sleep a while longer. But I’m sure I’ll talk to you soon [2026-02-11 07:44:00] Dave: I know! I miss you too [2026-02-11 07:45:00] Dave: I…
2026-02-10 — Transcript
[2026-02-10 12:41:00] Dave: You Ok? [2026-02-10 12:42:00] Dave: I feel soo good [2026-02-10 12:42:00] Dave: Afterglow I guess [2026-02-10 12:45:00] Dave: I’ve been reflecting on being with you for the whole ride and it makes me warm all over 🥰 [2026-02-10 12:47:00] Dave: Yeah. It’s surreal [2026-02-10 12:47:00] Dave: And just how great it was. Like, better and more comfortable than I expected. Which is saying a lot, because I expected a lot haha [2026-02-10 12:54:00] Dave: Haha, ok that’s a later thing [2026-02-10 12:57:00] Sam: No no. Listen when you’re sad lol [2026-02-10 12:57:00] Sam: It’ll make the sadness even more so 🤪 [2026-02-10 12:58:00] Dave: That sounds terrible! [2026-02-10 13:06:00] Dave: Omg you and these sad songs.. [2026-02-10 13:06:00] Sam: Did you listen? Lol [2026-02-10 13:07:00] Dave: You’re really good at finding these [2026-02-10 13:07:00] Dave: Still listening [2…
2026-02-08 — Transcript
[2026-02-08 01:51:00] Dave: [attachment] Can. Not. Sleep. [2026-02-08 05:20:00] Dave: Don’t forget to eat too! 😜 [2026-02-08 08:10:00] Sam: It doesn’t seem real [2026-02-08 08:10:00] Dave: lol me too! [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: It surreal [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Yuppp [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: I’m beside myself haha [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Lmao [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Did you sleep? [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: Yeah, a little [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: I was in and out [2026-02-08 08:12:00] Dave: So are you all packed and ready to roll? [2026-02-08 08:12:00] Dave: Got your work laptop? [2026-02-08 08:14:00] Sam: Sir, I’m still in bed lol [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: What time does your flight leave again? [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Sam: 11:25 [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: Oh [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: You got plenty of time [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Sam: I’m leaving my house around 9 […
2026-02-07 — Transcript
[2026-02-07 05:15:00] (Read by Dave after 10 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 05:15:00] Dave: ♥️ to you [2026-02-07 05:18:00] (Read by them after 3 seconds): Dave [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 37 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 34 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 17 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: I was wondering! [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Sam: I woke up when I sent you the ❤️ then laid awake in an anxiety spiral for a bit about Arwen 😩 [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: Awwwwe [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: I’m sure she’s fine’ [2026-02-07 09:33:00] (Read by Dave after 1 second): Sam [2026-02-07 09:34:00] Sam: They sent some updates. It’s going ok. Their young nieces and nephews came over bc it’s very important to them that their dog is great with little kids Tapbacks: 🙄 by Dave [2026-02-07 09:34:00] Sam: …
2026-02-06 — Transcript
[2026-02-06 07:14:00] (Read by them after 3 seconds): Dave [2026-02-06 08:24:00] (Read by Dave after 8 seconds): Sam [2026-02-06 08:30:00] (Read by Dave after 9 seconds): Sam [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Dave: Why don’t you feel good about it? [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Sam: But the things they’re saying makes it sound like 1. They are inexperienced, especially with puppies and 2. Expect a perfect dog right out of the gate Tapbacks: 😬 by Dave [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Sam: Examples: [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Dave: Glad you slept well 😊 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam [2026-02-06 08:32:00] Sam: Thank you all! Very excited to start the potential process. Happy to answer questions that you have. We are to many different types of dogs and breeds but we are specifically looking for a dog that is good with all age humans. That is a big deal for us as we start our family and have many young nieces and nephews. (Okay this …
2026-02-05 — Transcript
[2026-02-05 02:26:00] Dave: Hope your ass is doing ok 😘 [2026-02-05 06:33:00] (Read by them after 4 seconds): Dave [2026-02-05 08:04:00] (Read by Dave after 14 seconds): Sam [2026-02-05 08:05:00] Sam: But I Atleast wanted to sneak some texts! Hehe Tapbacks: Loved by Dave [2026-02-05 08:05:00] Sam: So far I’m feeling ok. My ass feels like it does after you get a Covid shot, ya know? Like that sting around it. [2026-02-05 08:06:00] Sam: I have a bad headache and am tired but that’s most days soooo not even sure if that’s related lol Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave [2026-02-05 08:07:00] Dave: I’m glad you aren’t SICK-sick, just… normal-sick 🤔 [2026-02-05 08:08:00] Dave: Did you sleep well? Having a bad headache shouldn’t be a most days thing lol Feb 05, 2026 8:12:03 AM (Read by Dave after 18 seconds) Sam Lol no it shouldn’t but I get tension headaches alll the time bc well, as you know, I’m just…
2026-02-01 — Transcript
[2026-02-01 10:09:00] Dave: I actually did dream about you 🥰. It was something weird though lol. The building I was in was on fire, but the fire was like, you? That’s about all I remember 🤷♂️ [2026-02-01 15:24:00] Dave: Can I call? [2026-02-01 15:24:00] Sam: Duh 🤪 [2026-02-01 16:06:00] Dave: Lost ya [2026-02-01 16:06:00] Dave: Yeah, figured [2026-02-01 16:07:00] Dave: I still have about 20 mins [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Dave: Haha, still nope [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Sam: Boo try me lol. I couldn’t hear you. Could you hear me [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Dave: No, it didn’t connect at all [2026-02-01 16:11:00] Dave: Give it another couple minutes [2026-02-01 18:39:00] Dave: lol, random 🤪. 50-50 degrees, 2-10 mins [2026-02-01 18:47:00] Dave: Yeah, and still working on that 😜 [2026-02-01 18:48:00] Dave: I’ve been laying in bed, drifting in and out [2026-02-01 19:09:00] Dave: I assume you’ve made it Se…