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2026-04-16 — Transcript

[2026-04-16 05:25:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-16 05:30:00] Dave: 😘 [2026-04-16 06:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I have one very important question for you though. They kept me up all night So Seriously, serious question Why in the fuck do smoke detector batteries always go bad in the middle of the night and fucking beep when you're trying to sleep I don't know if you ever experience that but it is the fucking worst like they never go out during the day. It's always at like 2 AM which is what happened this morning And then I really like seven of them in the house and I gotta go like the way it echoes you can never tell which one's leaving so if you don't know, I guess when the batteries just fucking screech as loud as fuck like every 90 seconds and change the battery So yeah, that was it was my morning and creek fucking freaks …

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2026-04-15 — Transcript

[2026-04-15 06:01:00] Dave: Mooooore toyyyys 😁😜 [2026-04-15 06:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Of course it's not as good as it was yesterday or the day before when I got to wake up actually beside you, but I'm still Flying in pretty high from that gosh it was so so amazing being with you And just all the things So we are back to the daily grind, I guess Going to work at 6:30 Not snuggling up next to you until Nine or 10 in the morning or whatever I hope you slept well I did I think Yeah Crashed right up I don't think I woke up once so I did I was thirsty. It was woke up die of thirst from all the alcohol the last couple days. Trains come through here and block traffic at 6:30 on the morning I hope you have a great day and I can't wait to hear your voice Some more even though I've heard it for the last two days up close and personal it's still my favo…

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2026-04-14 — Transcript

[2026-04-14 09:20:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TZ-fhIwatUY So you think you want a Malinois. #dog So you think you want a Malinois. #dog #malinois #maligator #foryou #fyp #funnydog [2026-04-14 11:48:00] Sam Willis: [2026-04-14 12:01:00] Dave: Home! [2026-04-14 12:01:00] Dave: Miss you already 🙄 [2026-04-14 12:03:00] Dave: Gotta say though: that was an incredible amount, and quality of sex 🥵🫠 [2026-04-14 12:03:00] Dave: And you had early morning sex!! Remember you said that was a definite no?! [2026-04-14 12:04:00] Sam Willis: I totally miss you. It’s like this dull sadness. Ugh, you’re so annoying 🙄😜 [2026-04-14 12:04:00] Dave: Not so bad though eh? [2026-04-14 12:04:00] Sam Willis: I totally miss you. It’s like this dull sadness. Ugh, you’re so annoying 🙄😜 [2026-04-14 12:04:00] Sam Willis: God I’m getting wet again thinking about it [2026-04-14 12:04:00] Sam Willi…

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2026-04-13 — Transcript

[2026-04-13 20:17:00] Dave: Hahaha, that’s awesome [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Dave: When was the last time you got carded? [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha [2026-04-13 20:18:00] Sam Willis: No idea

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2026-04-12 — Transcript

[2026-04-12 05:43:00] Sam Willis: ❤️🥳 [2026-04-12 05:43:00] Dave: 😁😁😁 [2026-04-12 06:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hi, I'm so excited. Oh my God it's finally. Finally, the day I've been waking up like every hour or two since I went to sleep and like looking at the clock and hoping it was, I could go to the gym and get started Hopefully you're up and on your way obviously you're up but I guess it's a Oh no shit What time is it here? I was thinking it was. I don't know what I was saying I guess I wasn't math thing yet cause I thought it was 545 there but I guess it's oh that's right 345 you want to be:45 so hopefully Hopefully you're up and on your way and hopefully the airport isn't too bad. Hopefully you can get some sleep on the plane and get some sleep when you get here I cannot wait to see you. I don't need to tell you how absurdly horny but I wi…

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2026-04-11 — Transcript

[2026-04-11 03:20:00] Dave: 👸🫠 [2026-04-11 05:51:00] Sam Willis: ❤️😍😘 [2026-04-11 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I did not. I didn't sleep poorly, but I was up a lot thinking about you. And how I can't wait to see you and how I can't wait for you to touch my dick That is gonna be fantastic because I'm so fucking horny still like I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the gym which is where I'm on my way to you Oh my God I just don't even know what to do with myself, but we are getting so close and I'm so excited to see you just to see you too I guess In case you talk to me all that boring stuff too I'm just kidding. That's the best part. I don't know. It's all that's all even good. There's no best. It all makes the other part great That makes sense Back up here real quick 36 hours So yeah great now just from talking to yo…

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2026-04-10 — Transcript

[2026-04-10 04:09:00] Dave: 🥵😭🥰 [2026-04-10 06:19:00] Dave: Didn’t have to “tie” them, but I think it counts 😜 [2026-04-10 07:56:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh! You did so good!!! I’m honestly super impressed! [2026-04-10 07:56:00] Sam Willis: [2026-04-10 07:58:00] Sam Willis: I get to see your handsome face IN PERSON in TWO DAYS!!!!!!!! [2026-04-10 07:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I forgot that you had to go in the office today so I thought I had more time and I got caught up working on my website again Actually, I'm generating images Of Like a Louis, the classic Louis Vuitton leather pattern except with Flashlight on our house, I'll send you a picture. I'm gonna use it for my background anyway hope you slept well. Love you. You're the best. Can't wait to see you the Emojis in the middle of the morning I know two days I can't wait but yeah, the emo…

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2026-04-09 — Transcript

[2026-04-09 06:22:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-09 06:29:00] Dave: Gm love [2026-04-09 07:44:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGPSVvfJWOk 7 Exercises You MUST Pass (Or You’re Aging Too Fast) Everyone thinks they're fit until they actually have to prove it. In this video, I break down the ultimate fitness test using real fitness benchmarks and sta... [2026-04-09 08:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I thought about you all night I'm still home I'm gonna take Emerson to work and then head into the office I slept pretty well I had dreams about you Nothing like really specific That I can't remember other than just kind of being around you But you were like omnipresent all night it seemed like Which was awesome actually, it didn't Alleviate any of my horniness though so I hope you're in a nice horny mood today. Well, you'll be at …

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2026-04-08 — Transcript

[2026-04-08 07:45:00] Dave: WAA ALERT Morning routine has been disrupted. Please expect delays on morning voice message. No action is necessary on your part. Normal operations will resume shortly. END OF ALERT [2026-04-08 07:49:00] Sam Willis: [2026-04-08 07:58:00] Sam Willis: Remind me to tell you about my brother and his ex wife [2026-04-08 07:58:00] Sam Willis: Also. Good morning [2026-04-08 07:58:00] Sam Willis: Also. What’s happening?!? [2026-04-08 07:58:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like this. It’s weird. Are you ok? [2026-04-08 07:59:00] Sam Willis: I just woke up not too long ago. Slept like ass. Head is pounding. Decided I’m going to wait to drive in until like 9 when I have a small break in meetings to do so. I hate all these fucking meetings and 1x1s. I’m grumpy. Hmph. I love you. [2026-04-08 08:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine N…

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2026-04-07 — Transcript

[2026-04-07 06:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I slept pretty well and went to sleep and woke up thinking about you and how I cannot wait to see you and I'm so excited about that. I am off to work Motherfucking day doing that Nothing much you since last night I got a couple orders on file for my site. I guess I got two orders and one order from my site which I think search. Appearance is working now, so that's great Happened faster than I expected cause I just fixed it last night and changed my side around to make it more SCO friendly So I was actually kind of surprised, but whatever I'm not complaining I'll take it So yeah, oh I also noticed. I haven't really dug into it yet but my website provider I think has a partnership with legal Zoom and there's there's a button. Like in the console that says something like Easily crea…

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2026-04-06 — Transcript

[2026-04-06 06:05:00] Dave: 🤔… I don’t get it [2026-04-06 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep even though you sent me that message 1030. I guess that would be 930 your time but still probably right before you went to bed. But that's OK. I still love you. Never take my advice about anything ever. But either way, I can't wait to see you get so close end of the week Great On my way to work Working from the office, unlike yourself But I hope you're Your dental surgery is it is it that's it Removed Concentrate Traffic strategy I slept pretty well I guess that's just impossible for me to say that without you I slept pretty well. I got to bed early. That was awesome. Woke up Oh, for fucks sake Woke up pretty early There's this car that like in my neighborhood like Rolled up on my ass in the 30 mile an hour zone, which is whe…

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2026-04-05 — Transcript

[2026-04-05 07:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I did and woke up pretty good. Just left the gym. Oh no, this is time for a nap I just got finished up with the gym now I'm heading to the grocery store I can't wait to see you. I woke up thinking about you. Of course I went to sleep. Thinking about you. And how nice it's gonna be to give you that first big hugs kiss I just can't wait to smell you and touch your hair face I miss you so much. It's gonna be so great to see you. We're down to. I guess just this time next week right I'll be In flight, I guess an hour at the airport waiting for 12 hours But yeah, pretty soon about Six hours from now, baby next week I can't wait can't wait. Wait wait Yeah, so I'm just doing Sunday things heading out to the grocery store and I think I might go groom bear today cause I fucking hair in the b…

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2026-04-04 — Transcript

[2026-04-04 06:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way. Stupid ass gym not loving that actually feeling about it. I'm not loving how fucking rainy it is though storming all night. Well, not all night but for the last hour and it's like seriously flash flooding up this place There's standing water like all over the sidewalks are covered where I'm at at the stoplight like I was driving in the middle of the road Like on my road Was spraying water like from both sides of the car cause the road is so flooded place is fucking ridiculous So yeah, I hope you slept well I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you so did there I slept well I think I told the thunderstorms sorry for being an asshole I hope you did too. I'm glad you got to work out yesterday and walk the dogs. That's pretty impressive. I hope you ordered some good stu…

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2026-04-03 — Transcript

[2026-04-03 06:39:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-04-03 08:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I almost forgot to message you this morning I have to stretch Not going to work we're not going to the office now. It's messes up my whole messaging routine, but that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about you because I have and I cannot wait to see you in less than nine days I think. Or maybe maybe we're still in nine days but I'm still looking forward to it Cause I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin and you're pretty face and you're pretty everything else. Seems like that's been the theme of my messages this week. I guess that's what it's like when we get close Because all I can think about is snuggling up to you spooning and you laying on top of me And kissing and hugging It's gonna be great. I can't wait to see you anyway. I hope you slept well and I …

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2026-04-02 — Transcript

[2026-04-02 06:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I hope you wake up easy and have a nice drive to work. Hope your cereal is good and the milk's nice and cold and fresh. And I slept really well and you know what I just realize something Completely random, I guess I when I started doing voice messages. It took me a while to like get the hang of it and I was I would like. Have to start over a couple times usually to get it before I got going for the first little while and I just realized that I hadn't done that in like forever months and because I did just delete one because I was just completely coherent And couldn't say like I got like 10 words out It was like a bit long already so I did delete that one to start over. That's like well I. Delete A message because of complete reincarnation So yeah, anyway that's interesting Oh God, t…

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2026-04-01 — Transcript

[2026-04-01 06:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair chokin…

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2026-03-31 — Transcript

[2026-03-31 06:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innoc…

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2026-03-30 — Transcript

[2026-03-30 06:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you are not rushing to get ready right now or rushing to work already in your car right now. I hope everything's nice and easy. And chill and relaxing this morning I know you usually have a great chill morning, so I don't know why this wouldn't be like any other I slept pretty well myself. I woke up thinking about you. Went to sleep, thinking about you as well but On my way to work start this fucking shit wake up. I'm sorry I'm sorry it's a great week. It's gonna be an awesome week. It is gonna be a great week because there's only less than two more of them before we get to see each other, but that's gonna be the best thing ever. Not much else going on Last night Yeah, I guess I just I finished up my shit and went to bed and Oh, anyway No need development sinc…

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2026-03-29 — Transcript

[2026-03-29 00:40:00] Dave: Ugh that’s a bummer. Tell me about the talk? [2026-03-29 00:41:00] Dave: I was sleeping like a baby, and I’m about to go right back 😊. I hope you are now doing the same. [2026-03-29 00:42:00] Dave: ❤️ you more [2026-03-29 06:22:00] Dave: When you get a chance, I want you to help me test it some questions about anything we’ve talked about since 01/01/2023. It’s the “Ask” page from the sidebar. I’ve done a lot of work on it recently. It should now have all of our txt msg history. It can be specific like: how old is Dave?, what color hair does Sam have?, etc. Or more complex like: summarize Sam and Dave’s relationship dynamic. [2026-03-29 06:22:00] Dave: [2026-03-29 06:24:00] Dave: [2026-03-29 06:25:00] Dave: [2026-03-29 06:25:00] Dave: It still needs some work, but it’s getting there 😊 [2026-03-29 06:27:00] Dave: So ask it anything…

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2026-03-28 — Transcript

[2026-03-28 02:31:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-03-28 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept great and I. Woke up, thinking about you as usual, and that led to me flipping through my photos of you and also flipping through our Reddit threads And that led to some other things So I have another afterglow at a station that I'm gonna send after after I send this message And that was Another amazing orgasm oh my God, thinking about you And just touching you and everything oh my God I'm getting hard again right now just thinking about it I came like I don't know 30 minutes ago, but maybe a little bit longer than that but Not long ago, and I already want to be inside you Yeah, those two Double penetration Videos are the ones that did it for me that is like Get me all riled up Anyway, I'm actually sitting at the gym Now with a fucking fu…

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2026-03-27 — Transcript

[2026-03-27 06:12:00] Dave: YAAAAY! That’s the best feeling ever! [2026-03-27 07:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you Found out your doctors appointments later than you thought. That's such a nice surprise. It's like finding 20 bucks in your jacket pocket after it's been in the closet all season but I guess you wouldn't know what that's like. Living in Arizona, where you don't have jackets What are you from the Midwest so you might know and from back when $20 is actually like fucking worth anything And people use cash anyway I hope you slept well again I slept. I slept really well actually. I had to like hit the snooze button a couple times even and I didn't wake up at all last night So that was pretty cool of course I'm yawning I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up, thinking about you. I can't wait to hear your voice and the…

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2026-03-26 — Transcript

[2026-03-26 06:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nic…

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2026-03-25 — Transcript

[2026-03-25 03:49:00] Sam Willis: 😘 [2026-03-25 06:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just laughing because right before I started this message. My audiobook was playing, and it said. It was just like the beginning of every chapter's name they said, the narrator says the name of the chapter This chapter and he says it like style I was like you know it is obviously narrator voice And the name of this chapters squirter that they didn't they didn't do it justice. He said it. It made me laugh squirter I don't know if it was. It was funny. Anyway, like in the way that he said it you could like tell That inside he was like Anyway I hope to God you slept well You need to get yourself some good sleep, lady So if the dogs are your main problem, then if you ever thought about kenneling them at night so you can you know sleep yourself That might get considera…

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2026-03-24 — Transcript

[2026-03-24 08:09:00] Dave: As expected, literally falling asleep at my desk 🫩😴 [2026-03-24 08:11:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-24 08:12:00] Sam Willis: Both of us [2026-03-24 08:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m just getting up. [2026-03-24 08:12:00] Sam Willis: Hating life [2026-03-24 08:12:00] Dave: Did you sleep any better? [2026-03-24 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Not really? Ugh [2026-03-24 08:14:00] Sam Willis: Yesterday vs today. I feel heavier. Like I feel like I slept heavier when I did sleep. But I was up 3 or maybe 4 times with the assholes. [2026-03-24 08:14:00] Dave: Hey that’s a little better [2026-03-24 08:15:00] Dave: Maybe that’s your whole problem. The assholes. [2026-03-24 08:15:00] Sam Willis: It’s a big one for sure. That and not being able to fall asleep right away [2026-03-24 08:16:00] Dave: In fact. That’s almost certainly your whole problem now that I think about it [2026-03…

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2026-03-23 — Transcript

[2026-03-23 03:09:00] Dave: Dreaming about you 🫠🥰 [2026-03-23 06:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you and I guess I slept thinking about you because I had a dream about you that I texted you about and I was like you know what I should. People Somehow, people still don't know how traffic circles work in this world I don't know what the fuck Sorry anyway I thought that I like half asleep halfway state that I should Tell you what the dream was about so I didn't forget and I was like putting hours I'll get up and I'll remember but I don't remember at all what it was about It wasn't like a sex dream or anything like crazy Or negative it was just I don't know Dream about you we're doing something or I remember feeling like nice and sweet And it just reminded me of you I guess I get a loving ki…

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2026-03-22 — Transcript

[2026-03-22 06:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty good. I went to sleep and woke up. Thinking about you as usual. Two things I love to do I'm on my way to the gym 640 now a little bit later than usual but Hop back on self copy for a few minutes I was drinking the whole prompt system and the way that it compiles them So it's you probably don't care but I've already started to explain it a year ago so there's a module inside that User interface has a now six blocks for different parts of the prompt. There's like the instruction block system block and the context block and some other ones that add stuff there's like some rules and output rules. So there's there's a box of those in the UI and you put in your prompt text and then when it Goes to send it to the model at like compile all those things in order and inserts th…

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2026-03-21 — Transcript

[2026-03-21 07:00:00] Sam Willis: 😚 hope you slept well [2026-03-21 07:01:00] Sam Willis: Good morning and good night again lol [2026-03-21 07:01:00] Dave: GMGN love ❤️ [2026-03-21 07:02:00] Dave: Thanks for the message! I love getting quick check-ins from you 🥰 [2026-03-21 07:03:00] Sam Willis: These dogs are like clockwork [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh. I also had a dream I was married to Justin Bieber [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Lmao [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Gross [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: …married [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Gross to all of it [2026-03-21 07:04:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Over 8 minutes!!!! [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: What the hell [2026-03-21 09:07:00] Sam Willis: What are you even going to be talking about?!? Eeeee!! I can’t wait [2026-03-21 09:11:00] Dave: Hehehe… nothing lol [2026-03-21 09:17:00] Sam Willis: I’ll li…

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2026-03-20 — Transcript

[2026-03-20 05:10:00] Dave: Omg I just realized you’re going on this sabbatical today 😱😭 [2026-03-20 05:14:00] Dave: I knooooow! And can you imagine if we can really get like, a week in June?! [2026-03-20 07:00:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t even think about that 😂 [2026-03-20 07:01:00] Sam Willis: I literally can’t imagine lol [2026-03-20 07:01:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️ and now good night lol [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: I might just DIE [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: GMNN Love 💕 [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Sam Willis: Meh you’ll probably get sick of me if you had a whole week lol [2026-03-20 07:02:00] Dave: Not a chance [2026-03-20 07:04:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you soon 💕 [2026-03-20 07:04:00] Dave: Can’t wait ❤️ [2026-03-20 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby. Just ate my cereal and am going to take the dogs on walks bc they’re insane with energy lately 🙄 then I have stupid meetings starti…

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2026-03-19 — Transcript

[2026-03-19 05:55:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-03-19 05:57:00] Dave: Dogs? [2026-03-19 06:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you got to sleep after letting the dogs out And I hope you're not sleeping on your arms Still well first of all, I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you No news there but I'm still fucking thinking What it is that Ohio people say that always bugs me and it's still right on the tip of my toe like it was already in my head even before you thought about it But so yeah, that's kind of driving me crazy Thank God it's Friday and Thursday Still still complaining about that? I am excited about the movie tonight so that's gonna be fun. I wore my grumpy angry stupid. How long since last question shirt today see if anybody else gets it probably not. Yeah, I'm just Going to work Slept pretty well everything is just…

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2026-03-17 — Transcript

[2026-03-17 00:29:00] Dave: Wow! God for you baby ☺️. That’s such a huge step [2026-03-17 05:57:00] Dave: [2026-03-17 06:47:00] Dave: This morning was this. Fucking you from behind except I also had a small dildo hilted in your ass. I was feeling your breasts like you mentioned 🤤. None of it was rough or too hard. Just, intentional. Or deliberate. That’s a good word too. And in mine, you were rubbing your clit, and you came when I grabbed a handful of hair to hold on to. I didn’t jerk it… more like used it to gently pull your neck to my mouth. That’s actually when we both came. Me, irl 🥵 [2026-03-17 06:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, shit, just Wasted a bunch of time typing that, but I guess it's not a waste, but I used a bunch of time typing that all out before I pulled out the garage and then as soon as I did, I realized I could've just told you all about…

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2026-03-16 — Transcript

[2026-03-16 01:27:00] Dave: [2026-03-16 06:42:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh, back to another fucking 15 days in the office this week Feeling good though I slept OK It's freezing ass here it's like 39°. It was 62 in my room when I woke up this morning so that was pretty awesome. Probably why I slept so well. Yeah, just Go to work I woke up thinking about you as usual this morning but also last night when I sent you that Jeff, I was just really really wanting to snuggle you last night I guess Just everything Last while But you know over the weekend Want to be close to you and hug you Snuggle you so now you've gone through a lot. It's been emotional and draining. And I feel that too It would just be so nice to snuggle with you So I hope you have A good day and you wake up easy and have a stress-free morning hopefully this is one of those week…

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2026-03-15 — Transcript

[2026-03-15 06:05:00] Dave: 1. I love love love when you text me the excerpts you liked 🥵 2. I spiced up the “romantic” ones a little 🤭😉 3. I need to teach it to say cum instead of come lol [2026-03-15 07:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm on my way to the stupid gym. I definitely do not want to be but yeah she gotta do what you gotta do if you wanna look good naked in front of Sam. So yeah, I loved your messages last night. I guess I'm just gonna repeat what I already texted you but I love it when you reply with your favorite parts in those soft copy stories. I think it's so super sexy that you're into that all of all the things that we been talking about the Reddit and just like just everything you're just so I just love pal Open and eager, how much like you enjoy all that That's super sexy Oh yeah, right the romantic ones I love that you put a rom…

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2026-03-14 — Transcript

[2026-03-14 06:12:00] Dave: I’m getting these prompts really dialed in on our chat context. 😁 …“Open your mouth.” She did, tilting her head back. He unbuttoned his fly, freed his cock, already thick and heavy with arousal. He didn’t guide himself into her mouth. He simply held the head at her lips, a silent command to take him. She leaned forward, enveloping him, her tongue flattening against the underside. The taste of him, clean and musky, filled her senses. He let her set the initial rhythm, her movements eager, a physical plea. He placed a hand on the crown of her head, not forcing, just resting. “Good. That’s it. Just this. Nothing else exists but the feel of me in your mouth. The sound of my voice. Can you do that?” She made a muffled sound of affirmation around him, her world narrowing to the weight on her tongue, the stretch of her lips, the gentle pressure of his hand. “You’ve …

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2026-03-13 — Transcript

[2026-03-13 07:04:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-13 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby ❤️ [2026-03-13 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Stupid JB scheduled a meeting for 7 am [2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: WHAT [2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: THE [2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: FUCK [2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: OR: Stupid SW accepted the meeting for 7 am… [2026-03-13 08:31:00] Dave: Hehehe, and good morning love ❤️ [2026-03-13 08:36:00] Dave: [2026-03-13 08:36:00] Dave: I didn’t know you’d been to the grand canyon [2026-03-13 08:38:00] Dave: Or… THE MOON 🤪 [2026-03-13 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha holdddd onnn! What picture is this??? [2026-03-13 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Also. I have been to the Grand Canyon [2026-03-13 08:40:00] Dave: 2.jpeg I figured you had, actually [2026-03-13 08:41:00] Dave: From with Candace [2026-03-13 08:41:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I thought. Maybe. [2026-03-13 08:42:00] …

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2026-03-12 — Transcript

[2026-03-12 06:24:00] Dave: For your feedback when you get a chance to review… [2026-03-12 06:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up gently and the dogs didn't bother you too much last night And I hope you're in the best mood you've been in all week when you wake up I know you will be, but if not, that's fine. You know I love whatever boo you're in they all have their wonderful benefits. So yeah, there is some space trap and that one story which I am a part of what I've been working on with that is Keeping one like that it's called an SFWNSFW one and two in my back end, but I think it translates to With the labels to corn and it's kind of romantic So those are each one of those are separate prompts so the porn prompt is basically the same. It's it's upgraded, but it's kind of the same real life story type thing. It should be…

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2026-03-11 — Transcript

[2026-03-11 06:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have a good morning sunshine I must be having sympathy PMS not feeling it today. That's for sure. Why just drive right into this fucking wall in front of me coming up Still thinking about it I decided not to I'm feeling pretty good now just to not want to get up this morning that sucked I'm sure I'll be fucking falling asleep about 45 minutes when I get to the office and sit down at my desk where it's all nice and quiet With Henry a couple doors down In there, so yeah I hope you had a great workout. Let me know what you guys did and I hope you had a nice peaceful rest of your evening after you got home. Hope you slept well. I think I slept pretty well Yeah, woke up once just to go get something to drink I think and then So I'm being reminded why The rule to not let dogs in the bed. It's cause I end up with fucking fur in my mo…

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2026-03-10 — Transcript

[2026-03-10 06:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up easy. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you and that started me off to a pretty good day just like it usually does. On my way in the office on Tuesday, which still feels weird Other than that pretty normal day, I guess I miss you and I love you and I can't wait to see you again. I can't wait to talk to you later today and like 12 hours you wake up. OK honey I hope you have a great day and Slept well and have a great ride at work and looking forward to hearing your voice [2026-03-10 07:46:00] Sam Willis: Hi baby. Just waking up. I hate mornings. I’m so grumpy. So so grumpy. OK talk to you soon. [2026-03-10 08:17:00] Dave: I bet you’ll perk up soon sweetie [2026-03-10 08:24:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-10 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Hehe jk 😘 [20…

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2026-03-09 — Transcript

[2026-03-09 06:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you're up and ready to have a wonderful productive week. I know I am mainly because I'm excited at the line for new jobs and fuck this one. I'm not just that feel pretty good. It does suck right now thinking that it's 430 where you're at there so that's Kind of gay on like for my side I was more worried about you feeling like Too far away now I'm like was fine because you were in bed before I was I think and now here we are in the morning and I'm like it's gonna be six hours before you even hear this, but hopefully maybe you'll be up earlier because you have a stupid asshole, Steven meeting at 7 o'clock or whatever so that's kind of done but even still that's my time Oh well, maybe you'll just an extra hour to do some actual work which I won't do anyway so yeah I slept well. I hope you did too. I f…

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2026-03-08 — Transcript

[2026-03-08 04:22:00] Dave: Maybe I should be an electrician [2026-03-08 05:28:00] Dave: The commissioning engineer role is technical fieldwork first, paperwork second — it is explicitly not a project manager job, even though it requires some of the same thinking. Here's what it actually looks like day to day. ## What You're Actually Doing A commissioning engineer (CxE) is the person who verifies that a data center's systems actually work as designed before the facility goes live — and you do on-site, hands-on, running the tests yourself. The job is about proving that the physics matches the paperwork.[1] You're not managing budgets or timelines. You're the person who knows what should happen when you pull a breaker, and you're confirming it does exactly that.[2] ## The Five Stages of the Work The commissioning process follows a clear progression, and you're present and active a…

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2026-03-07 — Transcript

[2026-03-07 06:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf [2026-03-07 06:36:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings 😂 [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️ [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: What are you doing up?! [2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hopefully it’s just temporary [2026-03-07 06:39:00] Sam Willis: These bitches got me up I think this is the 4th time tonight 😡 [2026-03-07 06:39:00] Dave: Oh no [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep 😔 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: Hope you’re having fun at the gym [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: Yeah, that’s the worst 😒 [2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕 [2026-03-07 06:41:00] …

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2026-03-06 — Transcript

[2026-03-06 01:31:00] Dave: K, good data. Thanks sweetie. [2026-03-06 01:33:00] Dave: Let Bear out. Totally fine though. He just stood there like wtf are we doing bro 🤷‍♂️ [2026-03-06 01:35:00] Dave: Anyway, still thinking about you. You know what I just realized? I’m still always thinking about you. What is this spell you’ve cast on me woman 😈 [2026-03-06 01:36:00] Dave: Love you. Hope you’re sleeping so well 😘 [2026-03-06 01:56:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-06 07:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well but I wonder because you Tapped back to my messages this morning at 1:30 your time or one or so I guess almost 2 maybe almost one. I don't know it's too early to be doing time zone math. So yeah, hopefully you aren't still up at Almost 1 AM Bear was fine. I got up oh that's right that's what that's when I texted you. I got up and he…

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2026-03-05 — Transcript

[2026-03-05 03:07:00] Dave: You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰 [2026-03-05 03:08:00] Dave: I love you, and I miss you so much [2026-03-05 06:38:00] Sam Willis: That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔 [2026-03-05 07:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like all these days I've been going into t…

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2026-03-04 — Transcript

[2026-03-04 00:28:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-03-04 00:29:00] Dave: 😘 [2026-03-04 06:12:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-04 06:32:00] Dave: Lmao [2026-03-04 06:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I I couldn't get the audio Going in time to catch my actual natural laugh, but I laughed out loud for a good two seconds Said Obviously, you're beautiful when you wake up because you're beautiful all the time but like I could definitely see you like rolling up out of it like that I'm still actually looking at it cause my things is open – but anyway yeah I'm just on my way to work a little late cause I had to pack up more fucking horses this morning not that I'm complaining but like Jesus Christ people Need their flesh adapter that's for sure So yeah, what is this like? Friday should be as much as I've been in the fucking office already. And there's a cop being weird…

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2026-03-03 — Transcript

[2026-03-03 06:36:00] Sam Willis: [2026-03-03 06:37:00] Dave: I haven’t seen that one in a while! [2026-03-03 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. At least even though you're dragging I'm sorry that that's the case. I actually just got to the office a little bit earlier than usual. I don't know. I kind of just woke up earlier and got moving. Oh God of course now I'm young. Yeah, I got time Gotta get fucking clocked in at the at the badge thing so I don't get yelled at, but I also have a doctors appointment This morning, so I gotta leave here again shortly just to go get some blood drawn for normal regular labs Yeah, I slept pretty well. I think and of course, there is proven to be just the best little. Sleeping companion cause he doesn't doesn't wake me up doesn't fuck with me all night. He just curls his little ass up a…

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2026-03-02 — Transcript

[2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Morning love. ❤️ [2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m up and at em too. Sigh. [2026-03-02 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Message you in a bit [2026-03-02 07:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello good morning I just feel like it's already one of those days and it like the energy in the house was already looking Frantic so whatever I'm happy to be out of there Christian's already in the mood poor foster dog had an accident in our room last night. Her stomach is so out of whack so I have her on some probiotics and hopefully. Shit, we'll get figured out literally Anyway, still woke up to that that was fine and otherwise I slept mostly fine. It took me a while to fall asleep. I noticing that when I'm sleeping, I'm tense like I'm literally. My shoulders are raised ears like I'm just like intense. I don't know it. My pillow is bad but I'm rambling. I'm glad you slep…

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2026-02-27 — Transcript

[2026-02-27 05:48:00] Dave: You got me all fucked up btw… letting him in the office, letting him sleep in bed with me 🙃 [2026-02-27 07:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you wake up feeling a little lighter today since it's Friday oh it's pro day so no meetings that's a plus I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well even considering I had a dog in bed with me. You'll be happy to see that. I'm sure. Yeah, I just been letting him follow me around more upstairs yesterday and I decided to slam him come on into bed and he did pretty good so that was pretty cool It's pro day and we get to voice message this morning. That's sounds like it's shaping up to be a pretty good day. I'll talk to you soon and I can't wait baby doll. [2026-02-27 08:19:00] Sam Willis: I love this so so much! He looks like he’s no problem at all up there! [2026-02-27 08:19:00] Sam…

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2026-02-26 — Transcript

[2026-02-26 02:05:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ [2026-02-26 03:36:00] Dave: Do you know what I just realized… [2026-02-26 03:37:00] Dave: We’re going to have to take the stairs if we’re ever in the office together. [2026-02-26 03:38:00] Dave: I don’t think I can keep my hands off you in elevators anymore 😏🤭 [2026-02-26 03:39:00] Dave: …pretty random middle of the night thought lol [2026-02-26 03:39:00] Dave: Anyway. Back to sleep. Love you 😘 [2026-02-26 06:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine this one's gonna be short and then I'll send you another one later but you know there's things those rare occasions of something that drives me fucking crazy. I don't see it very often but I'm on my way to get an energy drink because I was dumb and didn't get it yesterday. But when somebody fucking drives their foot on the break like and their brake lights are all in the whole t…

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2026-02-25 — Transcript

[2026-02-25 08:55:00] Dave: Mmmmmm I love you 😏🥰 [2026-02-25 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!! Now THIS is an amazing surprise!! 🥵 ❤️🔥😱 [2026-02-25 09:07:00] Sam Willis: I love you! [2026-02-25 09:25:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭 [2026-02-25 13:03:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It doesn't look like you're up as early or yesterday, but that's all right. I was definitely up early this morning. I I had a dream it was pretty vague, but it was just about you in your office yesterday and like I basically woke up with my hand on my dick And just kinda went from there and it was pretty fantastic. Apparently I was pretty worked out from yesterday too. Yeah, it was actually actually really really good Yeah, anyhow I love that. I'm glad you were pleasantly surprised. And so I hope you have a good morning and get out easy and have a great commute and I love you and I'll talk to yo…

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2026-02-24 — Transcript

[2026-02-24 09:58:00] Dave: 😍 Feb 24, 2026 6:04:08 AM after 14 minutes, 57 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Normal Sticker from Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis: [sticker] Feb 24, 2026 6:04:33 AM after 14 minutes, 32 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Good morning baby Feb 24, 2026 6:13:13 AM after 5 minutes, 52 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis I’m up, like up, up. Like moving around up. Disgusting 🤮 [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: Omg [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: Why?! [2026-02-24 12:19:00] Dave: How?! (Sloppy) Jo Willis Feb 24, 2026 6:27:37 AM after 42 minutes, 57 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis Bc it was either wake up at 5 or sleep in until almost 7 per usual. Sooooo here I am. Hating life. Feb 24, 2026 6:27:41 AM after 42 minutes, 53 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis How are you feeling? Feb 24, 2026 7:12:51 AM after 2 seconds) Samantha (Sloppy) Jo Willis [attachment] Messa…

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2026-02-23 — Transcript

[2026-02-23 07:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and woke up gently and I hope you had a great commute and aren't rushed And I slept pretty well myself feel much better this morning so gonna call the doctor though I roll And just see if I can get in or whatever I don't know what he's gonna do but just in case I went to sleep and woke up thinking about you far for the course. I love it. And I guess that's it for today I hope your Monday is not as bad as you were expecting and I can't wait to talk to you and check in later. Have a great morning, sweetheart. I love you. [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh hell. I turned off my alarm at 6 thinking I was going to get right up and I fell back asleep. Godddd [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Sam Willis: I just woke up 😭 [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Dave: Awwwwwe [2026-02-23 07:40:00] Dave: 0640 isn’t too…

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2026-02-22 — Transcript

[2026-02-22 08:43:00] Dave: [2026-02-22 11:01:00] Sam: 🥰 [2026-02-22 13:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up thinking about you as usual And then I was laying in bed for a minute and I was ordering some stuff on Amazon and I thought about that sponge wash rag thing whatever and I was like yeah I'll check that out. Let me find that photo that she sent me and. When I went to look at our pictures, I like saw the other photo from yesterday. The selfie and I was just like oh my God she is so pretty and it just made my morning. With your smile in your eyes that I just love to look at so I wanted to tell you that so thank you for that. That was fantastic. I didn't go to the gym today cause I'm a fat lazy piece of shit. Did I go to the grocery store? I'm not doing shit yet. Which is whatever it's fine. I'll have to get going here pretty soon. I guess and…

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2026-02-21 — Transcript

[2026-02-21 13:15:00] Dave:

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2026-02-20 — Transcript

[2026-02-20 15:03:00] Sam: Morning baby 🥰 how are you so good with words?! [2026-02-20 15:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And is there anything that does trigger you like even if I was joking around like calling you a Cunt or something like that? [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Sam: Where you literally asked about it lol [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Dave: So [2026-02-20 15:26:00] Sam: What about you [2026-02-20 15:27:00] Dave: wtf. It won’t let me edit “So”. It was supposed to say “Wow” lol. In reply to you saying cunt before you listened to my message saying it. [2026-02-20 15:29:00] Sam: Slut [2026-02-20 15:29:00] Sam: Dirty little slut [2026-02-20 15:30:00] Dave: Slut is ok in that context? Or no Feb 20, 2026 9:31:00 AM after 1 second) Sam It’s ok in that context [2026-02-20 15:30:00] Sam: Sparingly Feb 20, 2026 9:31:24 AM Dave Maybe I’ll just stay away from those all together lol [2026…

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2026-02-19 — Transcript

[2026-02-19 12:19:00] Dave: I did know that. But I appreciate you confirming it. It’s this kind of perception and attunement that I love about you. It’s funny how crazy and unstable you think you are, yet you not only recognize these deep, emotional issues we experience - but you also reach out to clarify and settle. You really are incredible, and I frequently find myself in awe of your… soul 💕 [2026-02-19 12:20:00] Dave: I love you and I hope you wake up feeling good. I’ll talk to you soon [2026-02-19 13:58:00] Dave: Don’t be guilty for taking care of yourself 😌 [2026-02-19 13:59:00] Dave: But who you be if you weren’t guilty 🤷‍♂️🤪 Feb 19, 2026 7:59:31 AM Sam Right? If I didn’t fret about EVERYTHING Feb 19, 2026 7:59:34 AM after 1 second) Sam Fml lol Feb 19, 2026 8:01:29 AM Dave You’d be boring, shallow, and bleh. Just another brick in the wall. At least you’d still be smokin hot 🔥😏😉 […

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2026-02-18 — Transcript

[2026-02-18 13:12:00] Dave: Awwwe [2026-02-18 13:13:00] Dave: Like, sick shit? [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: Old lady [I] like fucking [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: See what I did thar [2026-02-18 13:19:00] Dave: Yeah I’m here 🙄 [2026-02-18 13:21:00] Dave: Hehehe [2026-02-18 13:21:00] Dave: I wonder how long we could go before it escalated being hugging 🤭 Feb 18, 2026 7:23:30 AM Sam 10 seconds 🥰 [2026-02-18 13:22:00] Dave: No back pain at least? Feb 18, 2026 7:23:42 AM Sam For now [2026-02-18 13:22:00] Dave: No back pain at least? [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Sam: 10 seconds 🥰 [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Dave: Thanks sweetie 😘 [2026-02-18 13:23:00] Sam: For now [2026-02-18 13:26:00] Sam: Sometimes though, I just need a hug! Like when I want to kill myself when I have to get up in the morning 😭 [2026-02-18 13:26:00] Dave: I love that you also joke about killing yourself 🤭 [2026-02-18 13:27:00] Dave: A lo…

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2026-02-17 — Transcript

[2026-02-17 13:15:00] Dave: Wooooooow [2026-02-17 13:38:00] Sam: Wowza. I talk a lot lol [2026-02-17 13:39:00] Dave: 4:40! Daaaamn! Let’s goooo! You know I love when you talk!! [2026-02-17 13:41:00] Sam: Oooo interesting 🤔 do I have a pattern of troubling thoughts after our check ins? I need to better track [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: STILL listening 🙄 [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: 😜 [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: Wow [2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: THE BEST PART OF YOUR DAY [2026-02-17 13:44:00] Dave: Omg fiiiinaly finished [2026-02-17 13:45:00] Dave: Jk jk babydoll, it IS the best part of my day, which I’ll tie into my response coming up 😘 [2026-02-17 13:51:00] Dave: BOOOOM beat that! 5+ minutes 🔥 Feb 17, 2026 7:51:48 AM Sam Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂 [2026-02-17 13:51:00] Sam: Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂 [2026-02-17 13:55:00] Sam: WHY am I horn…

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2026-02-16 — Transcript

[2026-02-16 15:49:00] Sam: The dogs let me sleep 🙌. I am freaking STARVING though. I had a fucked up dream that I’ll have to tell you about later. 🤯 Ill also argue with you later about the Taco Bell thing 🤪 I’m glad you slept well in your strait jacket, you little psycho, you [2026-02-16 15:49:00] Dave: Gm baby [2026-02-16 15:50:00] Sam: I’m sad that during secret weekend I didn’t lay directly on top of you. I feel I’m too heavy and you wouldn’t be able to breathe lol [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: I am too!! That’s top of the list for next time 😋. Remember, I can comfortably survive underneath men hundreds of pounds heavier than you 😜 [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: What were you doing for 2 hours?! Feb 16, 2026 9:53:21 AM Sam Tossing, turning, picking back up phone to scroll, putting back down phone, more tossing, more turning [2026-02-16 15:52:00] Sam: I don’t want you to comfortably SURVIV…

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2026-02-15 — Transcript

[2026-02-15 09:56:00] Sam: Hope the gym was good [2026-02-15 09:56:00] Dave: Bruuuuh. I just had one of those moments where I was dreading going to work tomorrow. Then I realized we’re off tomorrow 😊 Feb 15, 2026 9:57:36 AM Sam This was literally one of the things I was going to message you bc it didn’t sound like you remembered 😅 [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Sam: I’ve been awake for like an hour but was trying to get these damn dogs out the door. They are on their way to daycare for the day and this girl is going to cleannnnn and organize and yayyyyy!!! [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Dave: Feeling good? Feb 15, 2026 9:58:32 AM Sam About the same but oh well. I’m motivated Atleast. For now lol [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Sam: This was literally one of the things I was going to message you bc it didn’t sound like you remembered 😅 [2026-02-15 09:57:00] Dave: Ha! I totally didn’t. [2026-02-15 09:58:00] Sam: Abo…

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2026-02-14 — Transcript

[2026-02-14 04:40:00] Dave: [attachment] Did you hear him say it?? Right at the end [2026-02-14 08:12:00] Sam: Rudeeeee [2026-02-14 08:13:00] Sam: Anyway, good morning handsome! ❤️ [2026-02-14 08:19:00] Dave: Yeah, now I’m starting to cough 😑 [2026-02-14 08:19:00] Dave: I don’t feel too bad though, really [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Dave: Hey! I say stay there! [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Dave: I was just curious [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Sam: I wish. [2026-02-14 09:03:00] Sam: Yes I have that brunch. [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Dave: And you want to move to the midwest?! [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Sam: I lied. You can eat inside. Thankfully [2026-02-14 09:05:00] Sam: It is cold, thank you very much! [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: Wait [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: It still thinks I’m in Dallas [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: LOLOLOL [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: hold on [2026-02-14 09:06:00] Sam: Is it gonna rain there? [2026-…

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2026-02-13 — Transcript

[2026-02-13 01:21:00] Dave: Mmmmm yes 🫠 [2026-02-13 02:35:00] Dave: Well… looks like all that sleep caught up with me lol 😳. So I’m laying here, feeling better, and you know what else just caught up with me? The thirst for your juicy pussy 🥵🤤. I guess that was kinda disabled for the last couple days while my body revolted lol. But omg is it back!! [2026-02-13 06:49:00] Sam: I told you it would take a few days!!! [2026-02-13 06:50:00] Dave: Sleep well 👸🏼 [2026-02-13 10:21:00] Dave: Oof 😬. Like, wtf is he waiting for? That’s a good point though! And I’m glad you noticed it. I wasn’t sure how likely you would be to bail him out at this point. [2026-02-13 10:22:00] Dave: But then that makes me think… maybe he’s banking on you bailing him out 😬 Feb 13, 2026 10:28:46 AM after 4 minutes, 21 seconds) Sam I kind of wondered too. Not like thinking he’s trying to be malicious about it. But just th…

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2026-02-12 — Transcript

[2026-02-12 00:19:00] Dave: Yess! That made all of the sense 🤭. It’s definitely more than just anything but yeah I’m sure we’ll talk about it tomorrow [2026-02-12 07:43:00] Dave: Ugh [2026-02-12 07:45:00] Sam: Taking another sick day? Feb 12, 2026 7:46:19 AM Dave Yeah 🫣 [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: Yeah I’m gonna if it doesn’t doesn’t feel better [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: Yeah 🫣 [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Sam: Tsk tsk [2026-02-12 07:46:00] Dave: I can not believe how much I’ve slept lol Feb 12, 2026 7:47:18 AM Sam I’m so jealous. You need it! Sleep some more. [2026-02-12 07:47:00] Sam: I’m so jealous. You need it! Sleep some more. [2026-02-12 07:47:00] Dave: No, I need to get my ass up! [2026-02-12 07:48:00] Dave: Haha, true… true [2026-02-12 07:49:00] Dave: Yeah… I gotta do the qra things [2026-02-12 07:49:00] Dave: They’re due tomorrow [2026-02-12 08:30:00] Dave: No, you were wet af! 🤤 [2…

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2026-02-11 — Transcript

[2026-02-11 07:34:00] Sam: 😔 [2026-02-11 07:34:00] Dave: Good morning sunshine [2026-02-11 07:35:00] Dave: Hahaha yeah I feel fucking awful [2026-02-11 07:35:00] Dave: Hbu? [2026-02-11 07:36:00] Sam: I’m sorry. Thanks for being such a trooper when you were with me though! 😅 [2026-02-11 07:36:00] Dave: Haha, I’m sorry I couldn’t talk! [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Sam: Do you have a voice now? Lol [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Dave: You doing ok? [2026-02-11 07:37:00] Dave: No, it’s worse [2026-02-11 07:39:00] Sam: I definitely didn’t/dont want to get up this morning lol [2026-02-11 07:39:00] Dave: Who are you doing today? [2026-02-11 07:40:00] Dave: Nice. At least you’ll be done [2026-02-11 07:43:00] Sam: I miss you [2026-02-11 07:43:00] Dave: I’m definitely going to sleep a while longer. But I’m sure I’ll talk to you soon [2026-02-11 07:44:00] Dave: I know! I miss you too [2026-02-11 07:45:00] Dave: I…

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2026-02-10 — Transcript

[2026-02-10 12:41:00] Dave: You Ok? [2026-02-10 12:42:00] Dave: I feel soo good [2026-02-10 12:42:00] Dave: Afterglow I guess [2026-02-10 12:45:00] Dave: I’ve been reflecting on being with you for the whole ride and it makes me warm all over 🥰 [2026-02-10 12:47:00] Dave: Yeah. It’s surreal [2026-02-10 12:47:00] Dave: And just how great it was. Like, better and more comfortable than I expected. Which is saying a lot, because I expected a lot haha [2026-02-10 12:54:00] Dave: Haha, ok that’s a later thing [2026-02-10 12:57:00] Sam: No no. Listen when you’re sad lol [2026-02-10 12:57:00] Sam: It’ll make the sadness even more so 🤪 [2026-02-10 12:58:00] Dave: That sounds terrible! [2026-02-10 13:06:00] Dave: Omg you and these sad songs.. [2026-02-10 13:06:00] Sam: Did you listen? Lol [2026-02-10 13:07:00] Dave: You’re really good at finding these [2026-02-10 13:07:00] Dave: Still listening [2…

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2026-02-08 — Transcript

[2026-02-08 01:51:00] Dave: [attachment] Can. Not. Sleep. [2026-02-08 05:20:00] Dave: Don’t forget to eat too! 😜 [2026-02-08 08:10:00] Sam: It doesn’t seem real [2026-02-08 08:10:00] Dave: lol me too! [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: It surreal [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Yuppp [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: I’m beside myself haha [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Lmao [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Sam: Did you sleep? [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: Yeah, a little [2026-02-08 08:11:00] Dave: I was in and out [2026-02-08 08:12:00] Dave: So are you all packed and ready to roll? [2026-02-08 08:12:00] Dave: Got your work laptop? [2026-02-08 08:14:00] Sam: Sir, I’m still in bed lol [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: What time does your flight leave again? [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Sam: 11:25 [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: Oh [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Dave: You got plenty of time [2026-02-08 08:15:00] Sam: I’m leaving my house around 9 […

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2026-02-07 — Transcript

[2026-02-07 05:15:00] (Read by Dave after 10 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 05:15:00] Dave: ♥️ to you [2026-02-07 05:18:00] (Read by them after 3 seconds): Dave [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 37 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 34 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:28:00] (Read by Dave after 4 minutes, 17 seconds): Sam [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: I was wondering! [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Sam: I woke up when I sent you the ❤️ then laid awake in an anxiety spiral for a bit about Arwen 😩 [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: Awwwwe [2026-02-07 09:33:00] Dave: I’m sure she’s fine’ [2026-02-07 09:33:00] (Read by Dave after 1 second): Sam [2026-02-07 09:34:00] Sam: They sent some updates. It’s going ok. Their young nieces and nephews came over bc it’s very important to them that their dog is great with little kids Tapbacks: 🙄 by Dave [2026-02-07 09:34:00] Sam: …

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2026-02-06 — Transcript

[2026-02-06 07:14:00] (Read by them after 3 seconds): Dave [2026-02-06 08:24:00] (Read by Dave after 8 seconds): Sam [2026-02-06 08:30:00] (Read by Dave after 9 seconds): Sam [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Dave: Why don’t you feel good about it? [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Sam: But the things they’re saying makes it sound like 1. They are inexperienced, especially with puppies and 2. Expect a perfect dog right out of the gate Tapbacks: 😬 by Dave [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Sam: Examples: [2026-02-06 08:31:00] Dave: Glad you slept well 😊 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam [2026-02-06 08:32:00] Sam: Thank you all! Very excited to start the potential process. Happy to answer questions that you have. We are to many different types of dogs and breeds but we are specifically looking for a dog that is good with all age humans. That is a big deal for us as we start our family and have many young nieces and nephews. (Okay this …

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2026-02-05 — Transcript

[2026-02-05 02:26:00] Dave: Hope your ass is doing ok 😘 [2026-02-05 06:33:00] (Read by them after 4 seconds): Dave [2026-02-05 08:04:00] (Read by Dave after 14 seconds): Sam [2026-02-05 08:05:00] Sam: But I Atleast wanted to sneak some texts! Hehe Tapbacks: Loved by Dave [2026-02-05 08:05:00] Sam: So far I’m feeling ok. My ass feels like it does after you get a Covid shot, ya know? Like that sting around it. [2026-02-05 08:06:00] Sam: I have a bad headache and am tired but that’s most days soooo not even sure if that’s related lol Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave [2026-02-05 08:07:00] Dave: I’m glad you aren’t SICK-sick, just… normal-sick 🤔 [2026-02-05 08:08:00] Dave: Did you sleep well? Having a bad headache shouldn’t be a most days thing lol Feb 05, 2026 8:12:03 AM (Read by Dave after 18 seconds) Sam Lol no it shouldn’t but I get tension headaches alll the time bc well, as you know, I’m just…

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2026-02-01 — Transcript

[2026-02-01 10:09:00] Dave: I actually did dream about you 🥰. It was something weird though lol. The building I was in was on fire, but the fire was like, you? That’s about all I remember 🤷‍♂️ [2026-02-01 15:24:00] Dave: Can I call? [2026-02-01 15:24:00] Sam: Duh 🤪 [2026-02-01 16:06:00] Dave: Lost ya [2026-02-01 16:06:00] Dave: Yeah, figured [2026-02-01 16:07:00] Dave: I still have about 20 mins [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Dave: Haha, still nope [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Sam: Boo try me lol. I couldn’t hear you. Could you hear me [2026-02-01 16:10:00] Dave: No, it didn’t connect at all [2026-02-01 16:11:00] Dave: Give it another couple minutes [2026-02-01 18:39:00] Dave: lol, random 🤪. 50-50 degrees, 2-10 mins [2026-02-01 18:47:00] Dave: Yeah, and still working on that 😜 [2026-02-01 18:48:00] Dave: I’ve been laying in bed, drifting in and out [2026-02-01 19:09:00] Dave: I assume you’ve made it Se…

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