2026-08-09
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[2026-08-09 01:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
[2026-08-09 01:30:00] Sam Willis: Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, badges, license plates, IDs!!! Like that is insane
[2026-08-09 07:15:00] Dave: I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
[2026-08-09 07:16:00] Dave: Like, there were ALL in on the story
[2026-08-09 07:16:00] Dave: But they had Soooooo much
[2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
[2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Also. Good morning.
[2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
[2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
[2026-08-09 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
[2026-08-09 09:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I didn't expect you to be up this early. I actually just got up myself. And Trying to decide what I wanna do if I feel like going to Grocery shop, but I don't know might didn't make it yesterday Just FYI Sorry, I'm looking at Yeah, I didn't didn't make it yesterday. What the fuck Sorry, my fucking Camera cameras Something has changed in my camera face That could find I look for anyway Yes, I'm gonna think I'm gonna buy another drink So I'm gonna ride out to Micro Center and they open at 11 it's out Dallas though so I got like a ride So I've got an hour before I need to leave here Should I go grocery shopping or do I just maybe take another nap or a nap? I don't know I guess we'll see Yeah, that fucking Marshalls, what the fuck was that? Like I feel like Like I don't know if they maybe they did think that that would work like it can be legit but like I mean come on you can't just start wearing guns and badges because you've submitted some fucking thing to become an Indian reservation even then you can't just like Use that all over the country like that's fucking insanity like so could they like really believe that maybe I feel like it was more of a front for something like my thought was that They are Like Doing all of that to fool whoever is buying the guns from them to make that person think that they're getting guns from the government or something that I don't know it could be anything With those people it was like they were so bought on all of the Paperwork and stuff Yeah, anyway Good morning I hope you slept good. Well, I guess you probably didn't which is probably why you're up cause you slept all day yesterday. So yeah, I didn't get to plant in the trees yesterday either they were too too hot outside after I did all the yardwork cause I had to like extra mow the grass cause every day every now that it gets to this point where It grows like unevenly I have to cut it in one direction and then go back over and the perpendicular direction like the opposite direction or something To get it to cut evenly I just cause it's weird. Shitty grass here. Since it's so hot, it has to survive the heat, which makes it just like I'm really just a weed that looks kinda like grass Yeah, ideas go get my drone. It's a whole different kind of drone. I think's gonna work better for me. And to also get those trees planted, but I also got a grocery shop I don't feel like doing any of that except going to get my own Anyway, those are my lemons. Let me know what you think OK bye
[2026-08-09 09:10:00] Sam Willis: ANOTHER DRONE?!? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
[2026-08-09 09:23:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm awake, but I'm not like awake you know Another too, the whole thing wasn't the drone it was that you had no use case for it so I don't know what use case you suddenly have for one now I'm very confused Oh my Lord But obviously let me know how it goes Oh God, you are you're such a boy sometimes Oh God anyway I don't know what I'm gonna do today. I know what I need to do today which is start fucking seriously packing, but that doesn't sound fun. So anyway, I really need to get my shit together but yeah I feel like I had weird ass dreams last night And literally about the tribal marshal thing I think I dreamed about it but anyway Oh no man also, you wonder how many people like have they arrested people and that's what I was thinking like if they arrest someone where do they go like have they gone so far is like do they have their own facility? It's just. What is happening in like stick to your jurisdiction? If you believe in this fake ass try that you made up I don't know, man weird but AnyWho OK, I might go back to bed I feel like I was gonna say oh your lawn the grass it's actually weeds. I know 100% what you're talking about because that is exactly Phoenix as well like And then the funny sad part is I pay $80 every two weeks for the landscapers to come in No fucking weed it's just Mo and right now the lawn is so fucking pitiful. They don't even mow it anymore. They literally just take the weedeater to it to trim it down. God, oh my God, I'm so excited to have the actual grass again but also I'm gonna have to hire a new landscaper cause I don't really wanna do it Nobody ever taught me how to use a way I can use a leaf blower and a mower, but nobody's taught me a weedeater. I'm sure I can figure it out.
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Dave: I do have a use case now
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Literally. What is your use case
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Dave: Shut
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Dave: With your… logic 🙄
[2026-08-09 09:32:00] Dave: Up
[2026-08-09 09:33:00] Dave: I heard babies cawwing yesterday
[2026-08-09 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Do tell
[2026-08-09 09:33:00] Dave: To check out the murder or crowd that lives in the trees behind myself
[2026-08-09 09:34:00] Dave: And right?’ Are the these guys arresting… and then what?
[2026-08-09 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Omg if you find a dead body, I’m the FIRST person you tell!! Got it?!?! 🤪
[2026-08-09 09:34:00] Dave: I’ll send you all the videos asap
[2026-08-09 09:34:00] Dave: Are they snatching up women
[2026-08-09 09:35:00] Dave: But then again… I got drones to buy!!
[2026-08-09 09:35:00] Dave: Yeah I’ve been thinking about just paying a landscaper.
[2026-08-09 09:36:00] Sam Willis: And return…
[2026-08-09 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t been to my gym in so long they’ve stopped texting me their schedule 😅
[2026-08-09 11:14:00] Dave: Yeah you need to get back on it too
[2026-08-09 11:15:00] Sam Willis: You’re not the boss of me! 🤪
[2026-08-09 12:11:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-09 12:11:00] Sam Willis: How much
[2026-08-09 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Dave….
[2026-08-09 12:13:00] Dave: What is this? The inquisition?!
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: That’s not close!!! Lmao
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: OK let me guess
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: $975
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: How much was that other one
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Dave: It was 1200 after tax and stuff
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Dave: Ooh, close
[2026-08-09 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Damn I’m good
[2026-08-09 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Your money, your choice 🤪
[2026-08-09 12:15:00] Dave: 🤫🤫🤫
[2026-08-09 12:15:00] Dave: It’s fiiiine
[2026-08-09 12:15:00] Dave: Closer to 1600
[2026-08-09 12:46:00] Dave: What are you doing today?
[2026-08-09 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Starting to clear out like bathroom toiletries and pack
[2026-08-09 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Gotta get Layla a new leash lol
[2026-08-09 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Get groceries
[2026-08-09 12:52:00] Dave: Drone has to charge 😒😒😒
[2026-08-09 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Did you get groceries yet
[2026-08-09 12:52:00] Dave: I’m fixing to dig some holes though
[2026-08-09 12:52:00] Sam Willis: So sorry baby
[2026-08-09 12:52:00] Dave: Ugh, no
[2026-08-09 12:53:00] Dave: 🤪🤭
[2026-08-09 12:53:00] Dave: It’s literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
[2026-08-09 12:53:00] Sam Willis: I know you’re so excited to play with your new toy lol
[2026-08-09 12:56:00] Sam Willis: You will be missed!
[2026-08-09 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Might as well unalive yourself
[2026-08-09 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I realllllyyy want to love my audiobook but god the narrator is horrid
[2026-08-09 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I know I’ve told you that before but I just wanted to complain again
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Dave: I’m listening to one that’s also fucking horrible
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Sam Willis: The narrator or the story?
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Sam Willis: I was JUST typing “just some of the voices are so off”
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Dave: One of the voices he does is so annoying and whiny
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Nooooooo
[2026-08-09 13:50:00] Dave: The narrator
[2026-08-09 13:51:00] Sam Willis: She does this male voice that’s like an idiotic whisper growl
[2026-08-09 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Like a couple are normal but then a couple are like you sound like an idiot lol
[2026-08-09 13:51:00] Dave: It could be so much better
[2026-08-09 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Like who the f sounds like that lol
[2026-08-09 13:52:00] Dave: Yeah this one does a female voice that sounds like she’s ALWAYS on the verge of tears
[2026-08-09 13:52:00] Dave: I want to punch the narrator himself every time
[2026-08-09 14:03:00] Sam Willis: This bitch will get 1 star lol
[2026-08-09 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Also she’s not being very consistent with her voices so it’s extra annoying.
[2026-08-09 14:38:00] Sam Willis: It might be nap time ☺️
[2026-08-09 14:40:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-08-09 14:40:00] Dave: I just came in from planting
[2026-08-09 14:40:00] Dave: Literally dead
[2026-08-09 14:40:00] Sam Willis: I bet you looked sexy doing it
[2026-08-09 15:01:00] Dave: Hehehee
[2026-08-09 15:02:00] Dave: “Pitiful” is probably the word I’d use, but I’ll take it
[2026-08-09 15:13:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-09 15:33:00] Sam Willis: What do you think of it?
[2026-08-09 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Look at you with your legs showing!!! ☺️☺️
[2026-08-09 15:34:00] Dave: So far I do like it better
[2026-08-09 15:34:00] Dave: Much more familiar to fly than the other one. This one had traditional controls.
[2026-08-09 15:38:00] Dave: And not having to wear the headset like the other one is sooo much better. I thought that would be cool but the lack of situational awareness was too much. Especially in the ridiculous heat
[2026-08-09 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s true
[2026-08-09 15:39:00] Sam Willis: This probably feels more like any other remote control…thing
[2026-08-09 15:41:00] Sam Willis: I just realized Friday was our quarterly bonus payout day. I was like huh, I have more money in here than I thought lol
[2026-08-09 15:43:00] Dave: Oh nice
[2026-08-09 15:49:00] Sam Willis: My friend texted me this earlier about her pup. The tri-pawd that I fostered a couple years ago. She’s insane!! lol. Remember the pup I watched for a couple days in June?
[2026-08-09 15:50:00] Sam Willis: She’s my pup “that got away” but she’s also a total terrorist 😂
[2026-08-09 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Today’s MW Safety is something else lol
[2026-08-09 16:03:00] Sam Willis: This girl is going off about how she’s fucked someone on the GB Packers football team 😅
[2026-08-09 16:04:00] Sam Willis: And she’s comparing him to this new guy she’s with. And how this new guy ain’t shit 😂😂
[2026-08-09 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh wow. It’s getting more insane
[2026-08-09 16:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's fucking crazy it reminds me. I've probably told you the story before, but just in case I'm gonna go and tell it again. But when I was like probably one 1920 years old Me and my buddy Brad was his name we took it so His Family is on or something that we are real close to hung out with all the time and wife to kids and we're friends with all the kids are young but you know we hung out with them a lot Because he was pretty crazy he was like in his 30s at the time we were you know 1920 Anyway, he had a Jeep Cherokee And they went to the beach so he and his family went down to the beach and like his brother and I think they were we were Myrtle Beach was Virginia Beach. I don't know it was 4 to 6 hours away and me and Brad. Decided to go down Like on a Friday night like maybe they left Friday morning and me and Brad left Friday night once we got off work so we were taking there Jeep Cherokee and we were bringing their dog down Because they didn't I guess I don't know why they didn't take the dog with the first place, but this German Shepherd they had it for a couple few years. Good dog pretty chill. So it's nighttime I wouldn't leave till like probably nine or 10 o'clock at night and we're driving down the highway down the interstate at like 70 miles an hour with the back windows open And all of a sudden, we are this fucking noise like Something like that, and we both look back and realize I can't think of the dogs name either but the dog Slid across the cooler and out the window at 6070 miles an hour on the interstate and we were in the left lane luckily because she Hit the OK Well, we thought you know we're fucked because like Surely the dogs be dead and that was like Amy's baby like she cared more about the dog that were children and Anyway, we went and turned around like at the first place we could, which wasn't too far away and started going back to the opposite direction and there was like a big Like section of grass it was like a big field. There was one field. It was like a big golly kind of dipped way down. As well as place like two lanes were on once I hit the other two lanes of the highway the right way away like 50 yards away Sawgrass and between anyway We turned it back around start going down if we see we see her at her fucking doll guys just glowing over in the middle of the median area and we pulled out and she came. We pulled over and she came like just fucking up to the jeep like it was no big deal. And we were so relieved that we weren't gonna have to suffer Amy's wrath for killing her dog, but that was fucking crazy as hell and wild so that's that This girl is going off about how she's fucked someone on the Green Bay Packers. Oh nice she's complaining comparing him to this new guy. She's with this new guy and shit like, what did she say? That sucks new guy I guess like what's going on here
[2026-08-09 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Omg the dog!!
[2026-08-09 16:09:00] Sam Willis: I swear, these animals are crazy lol
[2026-08-09 16:09:00] Sam Willis: I would be SCREAMING
[2026-08-09 16:13:00] Sam Willis: This girl is just wasted and said she no longer wants to fuck him 🤦♀️😂
[2026-08-09 16:18:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-09 16:19:00] Dave: Is this like, out of character? Or does she usually talk about stuff like that?
[2026-08-09 16:20:00] Sam Willis: It seems like she’s always drama lol
[2026-08-09 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m watching Tony romo’s dui arrest video. CRINGE
[2026-08-09 16:24:00] Sam Willis: He’s being cooperative but you can also tell he’s like fuckkkkkk
[2026-08-09 16:28:00] Sam Willis: He’s straight up stretching before he does the field sobriety tests. Lmao
[2026-08-09 16:29:00] Sam Willis: They go “any head injuries, any concussions recently?” Lmfao. And he’s like well…are you serious??? 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-08-09 16:30:00] Sam Willis: Oh man he’s failing soooo hard
[2026-08-09 16:31:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-09 16:32:00] Dave: I saw that he was arrested but I didn’t watch the video
[2026-08-09 16:33:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODRXhbAxgGo Midwest Crime Watch 6.7K likes, 6.1K comments. "Tony Romo DUI Arrest Body Cam Video Rel...
[2026-08-09 17:06:00] Dave: Just checked my “bonus”. $450. Pitiful.
[2026-08-09 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Dude same. wtf.
[2026-08-09 17:08:00] Dave: Goddddd I don’t want to go back to the office
[2026-08-09 17:08:00] Sam Willis: This is getting so old lol
[2026-08-09 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Gotta love taxes!!
[2026-08-09 17:09:00] Dave: Cmooooooon 3d printing businesses lol 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
[2026-08-09 17:09:00] Sam Willis: Like legit
[2026-08-09 17:10:00] Sam Willis: I have nothing 😭😭😭
[2026-08-09 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Unless someone wants to pay me bc I’m such a naturally funny person 🤪
[2026-08-09 17:13:00] Sam Willis: It’s the dramatics
[2026-08-09 17:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-09 17:13:00] Dave: You are funny af
[2026-08-09 18:28:00] Sam Willis: Aside from Sunday scaries, how are you doing?
[2026-08-09 18:29:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been mentally really blah this weekend. I feel like I’m just on “hold”. Stuck between an old life and new
[2026-08-09 18:54:00] Dave: So tired
[2026-08-09 18:54:00] Dave: I’m in bed lol
[2026-08-09 18:54:00] Dave: So tired
[2026-08-09 18:54:00] Dave: I’m in bed lol
[2026-08-09 18:55:00] Dave: Not going to sleep yet but it feels really good to lay down and stretch out. I’m super sore from working out yesterday
[2026-08-09 18:55:00] Dave: Not going to sleep yet but it feels really good to lay down and stretch out. I’m super sore from working out yesterday
[2026-08-09 18:57:00] Dave: Yeah you’ve really crashed out this weekend
[2026-08-09 18:57:00] Dave: Yeah you’ve really crashed out this weekend
[2026-08-09 18:58:00] Dave: I totally get that on-hold feeling
[2026-08-09 18:58:00] Dave: I totally get that on-hold feeling
[2026-08-09 19:02:00] Sam Willis: I felt the crash out coming
[2026-08-09 19:02:00] Sam Willis: I felt the crash out coming
[2026-08-09 19:02:00] Dave: Yeah me too lol
[2026-08-09 19:02:00] Sam Willis: lol. I figured
[2026-08-09 19:03:00] Dave: Hopefully you feel a little better this week
[2026-08-09 19:04:00] Dave: It’s usually good to have that
[2026-08-09 19:04:00] Dave: Ok, maybe I did go to sleep a little bit lol 🤭
[2026-08-09 19:05:00] Dave: I’m awake now 😒
[2026-08-09 19:05:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy baby
[2026-08-09 19:05:00] Dave: I’m watching a drone video and just realized a missed a whole bunch of it hahaha
[2026-08-09 19:06:00] Dave: I might go up to the school and fly a little
[2026-08-09 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Laylas bath water 🤮
[2026-08-09 20:16:00] Dave: What has the gross bitch been doing??
[2026-08-09 20:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-09 20:19:00] Sam Willis: All these days in daycare. Her fur was starting to smell like sewage
[2026-08-09 20:20:00] Sam Willis: They’re allll getting a bath
[2026-08-09 20:25:00] Dave: Damn
[2026-08-09 20:26:00] Dave: That’s pretty ambitious
[2026-08-09 20:26:00] Dave: Bear fucking reeks too 🤢
[2026-08-09 20:29:00] Sam Willis: The job is done 🤪
[2026-08-09 20:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m pretty quick. Douse them in shampoo. Rinse. Dry. Done lol
[2026-08-09 20:31:00] Dave: Yeah I guess they’re all pretty short-haired
[2026-08-09 20:31:00] Dave: Mine are a pain
[2026-08-09 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Laylas just always the dirtiest bc her hair is so thick
[2026-08-09 20:32:00] Dave: This is my one time a year
[2026-08-09 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Why would you do this! lol
[2026-08-09 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Oh god why are you there
[2026-08-09 20:32:00] Dave: God I hate Walmart so much
[2026-08-09 20:33:00] Dave: Because Kroger didn’t have ginger beer
[2026-08-09 20:34:00] Dave: And I want a Moscow mule
[2026-08-09 20:34:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣
[2026-08-09 21:36:00] Sam Willis: How’s the ginger beer?
[2026-08-09 21:38:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-09 21:38:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Dave: It’s great
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Vodka. That’s my liquor
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Welllll I am sorry to say this, but…. No
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-08-09 21:39:00] Dave: I JUST picked up my phone to ask you if you like Moscow mules 😊
[2026-08-09 21:40:00] Dave: Ginger beer, lime, vodka
[2026-08-09 21:40:00] Dave: Uhhh. That’s what is in Moscow mules homie
[2026-08-09 21:40:00] Sam Willis: It is?!?
[2026-08-09 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-08-09 21:40:00] Sam Willis: That’s my booze
[2026-08-09 21:41:00] Dave: Alcoholic
[2026-08-09 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh ok then it’s the ginger I don’t like
[2026-08-09 21:41:00] Sam Willis: But the TASTE
[2026-08-09 21:41:00] Dave: Ginger beer in not alcohol
[2026-08-09 21:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m only there 2 nights.
[2026-08-09 21:42:00] Dave: Are we going to go to our place for some lemon drops?
[2026-08-09 21:42:00] Sam Willis: Possibly!
[2026-08-09 21:42:00] Dave: In October
[2026-08-09 21:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s true!!
[2026-08-09 21:43:00] Dave: Am I even going to see you?
[2026-08-09 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Yes!
[2026-08-09 21:48:00] Dave: …naked? 😏
[2026-08-09 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Probably
[2026-08-09 21:49:00] Sam Willis: ☺️
[2026-08-09 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Alright love. I’m getting ready to hop into the shower.
[2026-08-09 21:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-09 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you at LOVELY work tomorrow!!
[2026-08-09 21:53:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-08-09 21:53:00] Sam Willis: If you go to bed before I’m done, I wanted to say good night!
[2026-08-09 22:04:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
[2026-08-09 22:05:00] Dave: Can’t wait 😊
[2026-08-09 22:05:00] Dave: Can’t wait 😊
[2026-08-09 22:06:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-08-09 22:32:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-08-09 23:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-09 23:01:00] Sam Willis: Do. Not. Like. At. All.
[2026-08-09 23:05:00] Sam Willis: Woahhhh!! How’d you get it to follow your car?!?
[2026-08-09 23:05:00] Sam Willis: The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome
[2026-08-09 23:05:00] Sam Willis: The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome
[2026-08-09 23:05:00] Sam Willis: Woahhhh!! How’d you get it to follow your car?!?
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DAY OVERVIEW Friday started with insomnia and insomnia jokes, then dove into a conspiracy theory deep dive about fake tribal marshals. The conversation pivoted to Dave's drone purchase, which Sam lightly teased, and then to her packing and moving stress. The mood lightened with audiobook complaints and a funny story about a dog escaping a moving car. The day wrapped with Sam's joint bath for all her dogs, Dave's Walmart errand for a Moscow mule, and flirtatious banter, leaving them both loving and anticipating their upcoming reunion.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Fake Tribal Marshals - What was said: Speculated that the marshals may have believed their own cover story or could be trafficking weapons. Layered in questioning their jurisdiction and facility setup. - Emotional register: Skeptical, fascinated, and slightly horrified. - Notable quotes: "Like, there were ALL in on the story," "they actually believe they are 'tribal marshals.'"
- Dave's Drone
- What was said: Discussed the new drone purchase, its use case (checking out trees and a murder of crows), and its operational benefits over the previous one.
- Emotional register: Amused, skeptical, playful.
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Notable quotes: "ANOTHER DRONE?!?", "Shut... Up with your... logic."
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Sam's Moving Stress
- What was said: Sam's feelings of being "on hold" and "stuck between an old life and new." Mentioned starting to pack.
- Emotional register: Overwhelmed, introspective, slightly humorous.
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Notable quotes: "I feel like I’m just on 'hold'. Stuck between an old life and new."
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Audiobook Complaints
- What was said: Both shared frustrations about audiobook narrators' poor voice acting and consistency.
- Emotional register: Annoyed, amused.
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Notable quotes: "This bitch will get 1 star," "like a couple are like you sound like an idiot."
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Dog Bathing
- What was said: Sam bathed all her dogs, including Layla, who had become "sewage-smelling." Discussed Dave's annual dog bath.
- Emotional register: Amused, affectionate.
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Notable quotes: "Laylas just always the dirtiest," "Bear fucking reeks too."
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Dave's Walmart Trip
- What was said: Dave bought ginger beer at Walmart for a Moscow mule. Sam expressed her dislike for ginger beer.
- Emotional register: Playful, surprised.
- Notable quotes: "God I hate Walmart so much," "Oh ok then it’s the ginger I don’t like."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave flirtatiously asked about Sam being "naked" during their upcoming reunion, which she teasingly confirmed.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam initiated playful teasing about Dave's drone and moving stress, while Dave responded with lighthearted banter. Both shared vulnerability about their feelings and plans, and there was an underlying theme of anticipation and affection for their upcoming reunion.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Oh my Lord" — Sam, in disbelief over another drone purchase. - "I'm the FIRST person you tell!!" — Sam, jokingly demanding to be notified first about a potential dead body. - "They don't even mow it anymore. They literally just take the weedeater to it." — Sam, about her landscaping woes. - "Literally dead" — Dave, about his exhaustion after planting. - "Pitiful" — Dave, about his bonus check. - "That's fucking crazy" — Dave, about the dog escaping the car story. - "I love you" — Both, in their goodnight exchange.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Their upcoming reunion in October and the anticipation of it. - Sam's moving process and the emotional transition she's experiencing.
MOOD MAP insomniac humor → speculative intrigue → playful teasing → affectionate humor → flirtatious anticipation
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
218
57.0 more; previous daily average 161.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
26
4.0 more; previous daily average 22.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 100 · 46% | 118 · 54% |
| Average reply time | 5m 21s (n=49) | 2m 8s (n=47) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 5m 21s (n=49). 88% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 51s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 281 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 8s (n=47). 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 58s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 280 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 8.8 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 58.8% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 17 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 27s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 35% higher than the previous daily average of 161.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 88% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 51s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 281 historical observations).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 58s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 280 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 218 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (40), Humor (16), Frustration (14), Affection (5), Checking in (5)
- Sam Willis: Humor (39), Status update (28), Checking in (10), Frustration (10), Affection (9)
Tension and positive follow-ups
13 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (62%).
8 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 37s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Context · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
I do have a use case now
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally. What is your use case
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Shut
- Context · · Dave
With your… logic 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Up
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg if you find a dead body, I’m the FIRST person you tell!! Got it?!?! 🤪
- Context · · Dave
I’ll send you all the videos asap
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Are they snatching up women
- Context · · Dave
But then again… I got drones to buy!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’ve been thinking about just paying a landscaper.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
205 of 218 messages (94.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 95 / 100 | 95.0% |
| Sam Willis | 110 / 118 | 93.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.75 |
| Appreciation | 0.67 |
| Boundary setting | 0.62 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.71 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.65 |
| Encouragement | 0.82 |
| Excitement | 0.74 |
| Flirting | 0.87 |
| Frustration | 0.72 |
| Humor | 0.74 |
| Passive aggression | 0.40 |
| Planning | 0.72 |
| Request | 0.65 |
| Sexting | 0.81 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Vulnerability | 0.71 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:14:43
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.629
- Context · · Sam Willis
How much was that other one
- Context · · Dave
It was 1200 after tax and stuff
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ooh, close
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damn I’m good
- Context · · Sam Willis
Your money, your choice 🤪
score 0.70 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Sam Willis
Your money, your choice 🤪
- Context · · Dave
🤫🤫🤫
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s fiiiine
- Context · · Dave
Closer to 1600
- Context · · Dave
What are you doing today?
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get groceries yet
- Context · · Dave
I’m fixing to dig some holes though
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
So sorry baby
- Context · · Dave
Ugh, no
- Context · · Dave
🤪🤭
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
This probably feels more like any other remote control…thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just realized Friday was our quarterly bonus payout day. I was like huh, I have more money in here than I thought lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
My friend texted me this earlier about her pup. The tri-pawd that I fostered a couple years ago. She’s insane!! lol. Remember the pup I watched for a couple days in June?
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s my pup “that got away” but she’s also a total terrorist 😂
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
Bro
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s great
- Context · · Sam Willis
Vodka. That’s my liquor
- Context · · Sam Willis
Welllll I am sorry to say this, but…. No
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do. Not. Like. At. All.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woahhhh!! How’d you get it to follow your car?!? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woahhhh!! How’d you get it to follow your car?!?
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t been to my gym in so long they’ve stopped texting me their schedule 😅
- Context · · Dave
Yeah you need to get back on it too
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re not the boss of me! 🤪
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
How much
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I’m fixing to dig some holes though
- Context · · Sam Willis
So sorry baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ugh, no
- Context · · Dave
🤪🤭
- Context · · Dave
It’s literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
Checking in
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
But they had Soooooo much
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals” This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. Good morning.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I didn't expect you to be up this early. I actually just got up myself. And Trying to decide what I wanna do if I feel like going to Grocery shop, but I don't know might didn't make it…
- Context · · Sam Willis
ANOTHER DRONE?!? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm awake, but I'm not like awake you know Another too, the whole thing wasn't the drone it was that you had no use case for it so I don't know what use case you suddenly have for one now I'm very confused Oh my Lord But obv…
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Context · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
And she’s comparing him to this new guy she’s with. And how this new guy ain’t shit 😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh wow. It’s getting more insane
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's fucking crazy it reminds me. I've probably told you the story before, but just in case I'm gonna go and tell it again. But when I was like probably one 1920 years old Me and my buddy Brad was his nam…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg the dog!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I swear, these animals are crazy lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do. Not. Like. At. All.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Woahhhh!! How’d you get it to follow your car?!? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
The video is so so crystal clear. It’s awesome
Disagreement
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
It’s great
- Context · · Sam Willis
Vodka. That’s my liquor
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Welllll I am sorry to say this, but…. No
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Dave
Awwwe
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s my booze
- Context · · Dave
Alcoholic
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh ok then it’s the ginger I don’t like
- Context · · Sam Willis
But the TASTE
- Context · · Dave
Ginger beer in not alcohol
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.73 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
It’s literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know you’re so excited to play with your new toy lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You will be missed!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Might as well unalive yourself
- Context · · Sam Willis
I realllllyyy want to love my audiobook but god the narrator is horrid
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh wow. It’s getting more insane
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's fucking crazy it reminds me. I've probably told you the story before, but just in case I'm gonna go and tell it again. But when I was like probably one 1920 years old Me and my buddy Brad was his nam…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg the dog!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I swear, these animals are crazy lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I would be SCREAMING
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
You are funny af
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Aside from Sunday scaries, how are you doing?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ve been mentally really blah this weekend. I feel like I’m just on “hold”. Stuck between an old life and new
- Context · · Dave
So tired This message responded to an earlier message.
Encouragement
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
And return…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t been to my gym in so long they’ve stopped texting me their schedule 😅
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah you need to get back on it too
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re not the boss of me! 🤪
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
score 0.80 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Yeah me too lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol. I figured
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hopefully you feel a little better this week
- Context · · Dave
It’s usually good to have that
- Context · · Dave
Ok, maybe I did go to sleep a little bit lol 🤭
Excitement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
This girl is going off about how she’s fucked someone on the GB Packers football team 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
And she’s comparing him to this new guy she’s with. And how this new guy ain’t shit 😂😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh wow. It’s getting more insane
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's fucking crazy it reminds me. I've probably told you the story before, but just in case I'm gonna go and tell it again. But when I was like probably one 1920 years old Me and my buddy Brad was his nam…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg the dog!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I would be SCREAMING
- Context · · Sam Willis
This girl is just wasted and said she no longer wants to fuck him 🤦♀️😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
Is this like, out of character? Or does she usually talk about stuff like that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It seems like she’s always drama lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Possibly!
- Context · · Dave
In October
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s true!!
- Context · · Dave
Am I even going to see you?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes!
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
I just came in from planting
- Context · · Dave
Literally dead
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I bet you looked sexy doing it
- Context · · Dave
Hehehee
- Context · · Dave
“Pitiful” is probably the word I’d use, but I’ll take it
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
What do you think of it?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Look at you with your legs showing!!! ☺️☺️
- Context · · Dave
So far I do like it better
- Context · · Dave
Much more familiar to fly than the other one. This one had traditional controls.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Am I even going to see you?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes!
- Detected signal · · Dave
…naked? 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably
- Context · · Sam Willis
☺️
Frustration
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Context · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I do have a use case now
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally. What is your use case
- Detected signal · · Dave
Shut
- Context · · Dave
With your… logic 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Up
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg if you find a dead body, I’m the FIRST person you tell!! Got it?!?! 🤪
- Context · · Dave
I’ll send you all the videos asap
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are they snatching up women
- Context · · Dave
But then again… I got drones to buy!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’ve been thinking about just paying a landscaper.
Humor
Showing 3 of 55 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals” This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Good morning.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Good morning.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I didn't expect you to be up this early. I actually just got up myself. And Trying to decide what I wanna do if I feel like going to Grocery shop, but I don't know might didn't make it…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals”
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ooooo that could have been it. That gun in the trunk!!! 😳😳😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I didn't expect you to be up this early. I actually just got up myself. And Trying to decide what I wanna do if I feel like going to Grocery shop, but I don't know might didn't make it…
- Context · · Sam Willis
ANOTHER DRONE?!? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Planning
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’ll send you all the videos asap
- Context · · Dave
Are they snatching up women
- Detected signal · · Dave
But then again… I got drones to buy!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’ve been thinking about just paying a landscaper.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And return…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Are they snatching up women
- Context · · Dave
But then again… I got drones to buy!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah I’ve been thinking about just paying a landscaper.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And return…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t been to my gym in so long they’ve stopped texting me their schedule 😅
score 0.62 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
🤫🤫🤫
- Context · · Dave
It’s fiiiine
- Detected signal · · Dave
Closer to 1600
- Context · · Dave
What are you doing today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Starting to clear out like bathroom toiletries and pack
Request
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Starting to clear out like bathroom toiletries and pack
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get Layla a new leash lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Get groceries
- Context · · Dave
Drone has to charge 😒😒😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get groceries yet
Sexting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
I just came in from planting
- Context · · Dave
Literally dead
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I bet you looked sexy doing it
- Context · · Dave
Hehehee
- Context · · Dave
“Pitiful” is probably the word I’d use, but I’ll take it
score 0.78 · confidence 0.78
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
What do you think of it?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Look at you with your legs showing!!! ☺️☺️
- Context · · Dave
So far I do like it better
- Context · · Dave
Much more familiar to fly than the other one. This one had traditional controls.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Am I even going to see you?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes!
- Detected signal · · Dave
…naked? 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably
- Context · · Sam Willis
☺️
Status update
Showing 3 of 68 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Context · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
- Context · · Dave
But they had Soooooo much
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Detected signal · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
- Context · · Dave
But they had Soooooo much
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals” This message responded to an earlier message.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
- Context · · Dave
Like, there were ALL in on the story
- Detected signal · · Dave
But they had Soooooo much
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. Like what if they’re weird enough that they actually believe they are “tribal marshals” This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Good morning.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh hey, guess who can’t sleep 😭😭 lol.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc that’s what happens when you’re worthless all day!! Ugh. Anyway I watched that last video you sent me. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds to create this entire fake persona of being a police officer. And these crazies had flags, b…
- Context · · Dave
I wondered if they were trafficking weapons and that’s their cover story… And how many small town cops had that actually worked on??
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
🥵
- Context · · Dave
I just came in from planting
- Detected signal · · Dave
Literally dead
- Context · · Sam Willis
I bet you looked sexy doing it
- Context · · Dave
Hehehee
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh that’s true
- Context · · Sam Willis
This probably feels more like any other remote control…thing
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I just realized Friday was our quarterly bonus payout day. I was like huh, I have more money in here than I thought lol
- Context · · Dave
Oh nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
My friend texted me this earlier about her pup. The tri-pawd that I fostered a couple years ago. She’s insane!! lol. Remember the pup I watched for a couple days in June?