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[2026-07-02 07:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept pretty well. It's chilly in here. I slept pretty well. I woke up a couple times sweating though and wasn't like hot in there, but sometimes that happens where I wake up, just completely soaked and sweat I guess has something to do with my metabolism Changing or something like when I I've been running and eating better and stuff this last week or two couple weeks General change in health sometimes it I think kicks it off But still slept pretty good One more day half a day we can do this We can make it I can't remember are you going into the office today? Or working from home you're working from home today right I don't remember Either way it's cool. You and Josh are besties now you better not be getting too fucking Close with that guy, friendly too friendly with him I admire him all Anything I need to worry about there Yeah, you know he's annoying, but he has a But I've always said that I mean, he's you know Impressive character I guess like he's anybody in my opinion that I can Make it through Navy SEALs training and deploy and survive and stuff is Extraordinary, and some kind of way Because they really, really weed out like the I'm looking for people without much character Here comes yawning I mean some scumbags and assholes for sure but like even they have Some quality traits you have to be able to persevere through that So I appreciate that for sure And he got got his doctorate, which you know that's all impressive, even if it was from liberty university So yeah What else is going on? Nothing much I'm just gonna go listen this fucking Terrible It's not terrible, but it's like full of gay sex and I'm not a huge fan of that But I got like gotta get through it cause it's a Foundation Literary piece in the genre I'm going through right now. I think it's the last book before I get onto is older, but I think it's the last one. Oh my God sorry I guess it's the last Older like One of these that I'm reading or listening to Just for background in the genre like I said so and then I'll get onto like Newer More modern like books so That'll be nice So yeah I forgot what I was talking about All right Baby, I hope you're having a great morning and a great drive if you're going in and if you're not, I hope you sleep in and I can't wait to hear your voice because it just makes my day Don't you after glow picture again? Last night and I always forget how pretty you are. I mean, I don't forget but like did I see a photo of you and I'm just like oh my gosh, it's like this. Warm or something runs I don't know you're just something about your your luck that I just brightens up my day. It's like you glow you're my sunshine. So I will hope your light shines on soon Baby, I'm just being silly. I miss you and I love you and I will talk to you soon. OK bye
[2026-07-02 09:04:00] Sam Willis: But can’t wait to hear your voice!
[2026-07-02 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.
[2026-07-02 09:06:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-02 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Happy even 🤪
[2026-07-02 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Lively
[2026-07-02 09:06:00] Sam Willis: You sound chipper
[2026-07-02 09:06:00] Dave: Do I?
[2026-07-02 09:08:00] Sam Willis: I can’t do itttttttt
[2026-07-02 09:08:00] Sam Willis: I gotta get upppppp
[2026-07-02 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL
[2026-07-02 09:08:00] Dave: Oh right!! What interview is it?
[2026-07-02 09:08:00] Sam Willis: I’d rather get a root canal
[2026-07-02 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Second interview with Clover Health. At 1
[2026-07-02 09:09:00] Sam Willis: I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd
[2026-07-02 09:10:00] Sam Willis: I stayed up too late watching the worst neighbor show
[2026-07-02 09:10:00] Dave: Oh nice!
[2026-07-02 09:10:00] Dave: You should just take a bunch of pills and go back to bed and die
[2026-07-02 09:10:00] Sam Willis: All the dogs are still in bed too. It’s so glorious.
[2026-07-02 09:11:00] Sam Willis: So good
[2026-07-02 09:11:00] Sam Willis: 2 episodes down. 2 to go.
[2026-07-02 09:11:00] Sam Willis: The last one was in Indianapolis !!
[2026-07-02 09:19:00] Sam Willis: I’m out of dog food topper
[2026-07-02 09:19:00] Sam Willis: They’re going to riot
[2026-07-02 09:20:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-02 09:20:00] Dave: Your dogs are so spoiled
[2026-07-02 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-02 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeee I have had super fucked up dreams. Oh man just kind of remembering
[2026-07-02 09:27:00] Dave: Tell me!
[2026-07-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: PATIENCE
[2026-07-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: lol hold on I’m still listening to your message
[2026-07-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: JB and I are not besties!!
[2026-07-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Literally sick to my stomach at that thought
[2026-07-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwwww
[2026-07-02 09:30:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-02 09:32:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-02 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo that your book is full of gay sex 😂😂
[2026-07-02 09:33:00] Dave: Bleh
[2026-07-02 09:34:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-02 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Your light shines above me soon 😂😂
[2026-07-02 09:34:00] Sam Willis: You’re adorable and so sweet with your compliments 🫠🫠
[2026-07-02 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I have so much to do and I don't wanna do it anyway God focus I think I can't focus because I have my interview later and I know I have so much I need to like do to like get myself presentable. I also didn't wash my face before I fell asleep last night cause I just sent a total fucking dark kid and so now I look like a two dollar whore. I have still mascara around my eyes I also think I wanna takeoff my second skin on my tattoo today and I'm very excited because it's starting to itch me and it's been almost 4 days right Monday. Tuesday was a Thursday so yeah I think I'm gonna take it off and I can't wait cause it's so fucking gross you know just like all the fucking juices underneath there all the coloring blurred together oh, I can't wait to wash it. So anyway Well, I'm proud of you for making the office and you're in a good mood sounding so very proud. Love that for you who all is in the office I think Gabby was gonna go in today. That's really all I know. I think she was gonna go in today. Anyway Sorry, I'm really not with it. You really need to watch the worst neighbor ever shit so good people are fucking crazy as we know. My dreams Last night in her dream that I was going to was traveling to Mexico, I was trying to get there with my mom and one of my friends. I don't know who, though I can't remember, and we were like running really late and I was bringing Simba with me. And we didn't realize what time it was and then that was the plane was like literally about to take the fuck off without us and Simba was just running around in the airport, cause I didn't have them in his little crate thing carrier and they wouldn't let me go find him they were like we have to takeoff now like you know well, put him in Lost and Found and you can get them later when you come back like that sort of shit in the airport was so sketchy I had like a basement and that's the last time I saw him that he was going down to the basement Anyway It was so weird. It was like an airport where you could like go into the sauna and stuff before you before you board and like have this whole relaxation period and we got like tied up doing that not realizing when our flight was and so then it was just like super late. It was so fucked up. I have so many dreams like that where I am somewhere and I have to leave and I have one or all of the animals with me and I can't get to them in time before I have to leave or I'm like scrambling calling them trying to get them to come Because they're all like off leash or you know not contained it's really terrible So many way That was last night then I think Sunday night I don't even remember all the specifics, but I was like trying to get married to Mike who has my very first boyfriend love the guy who went to prison for drugs. I mean he's out now but still anyway, we were like trying to get married and he was like. Late or I was late so I'm obviously having a lot of dreams about how I'm not getting shit done and I think that's because Or I'm like late things because I'm like very behind at work I think that that's what this is waiting into Anyway, things have been really weird Feel like there's gonna tell you, but Who knows I was speaking of Josh Barrett, though not funny but he is doing a brown bag later today and honestly, I've heard the presentation and it's honestly like really Good talking about like the concerns about humanizing AI tools So anyway, oh my God now I'm messing with my second skin for the tattoo and I just really wanna take it off So Cannot wait for that all right Bye
[2026-07-02 09:59:00] Dave: All of Reid’s harem
[2026-07-02 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Shocker lol
[2026-07-02 09:59:00] Dave: Actually a bunch of people are here
[2026-07-02 10:00:00] Dave: Awww poor simba
[2026-07-02 10:01:00] Dave: lol.. the sauna
[2026-07-02 10:02:00] Dave: Yeah seems like a “behind” vibe to the dreams
[2026-07-02 10:03:00] Dave: Do it! Take it off!!
[2026-07-02 10:19:00] Sam Willis: I really would like an email to come through that says they are rescheduling my interview to next week lol
[2026-07-02 10:20:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-07-02 10:20:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-07-02 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’m just gonna suck it up and complain about it instead
[2026-07-02 10:20:00] Dave: Why don’t YOU just reschedule it? Make something up… death in family 🤷‍♂️
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Sam Willis: It’ll be fine. I’m frazzled right now bc I promised I’d have something done for yesterday andddddd I’m not done
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Dave: What is it
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Dave: And I’m here for it 😘
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-02 10:21:00] Dave: I know you are baby
[2026-07-02 10:27:00] Dave: I hate that behind feeling
[2026-07-02 10:27:00] Sam Willis: This stupid fedline mapping that TRACC does every year that somehow I’ve been on the hook to review. And they always fuck a lot of it up
[2026-07-02 10:27:00] Dave: That’s a bummer
[2026-07-02 10:27:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-07-02 10:28:00] Dave: I know how you feel 😒
[2026-07-02 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I’m always behind 😭
[2026-07-02 10:29:00] Dave: I’m pretty sure everyone is
[2026-07-02 10:31:00] Dave: So don’t feel bad 🤪
[2026-07-02 10:37:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-07-02 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Justin is applying to be on your team
[2026-07-02 10:38:00] Dave: I’ll back him if you say so
[2026-07-02 10:38:00] Dave: Is he good? Or nah?
[2026-07-02 10:41:00] Dave: I’m sure he’s as capable as anyone
[2026-07-02 10:44:00] Dave: Yeah, I’ve picked up on that in our limited interaction
[2026-07-02 10:44:00] Sam Willis: He is for sure. He’s just socially awkward.
[2026-07-02 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Very capable though. Loves to dig in. Loves to learn.
[2026-07-02 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Just rough around the edges
[2026-07-02 10:45:00] Sam Willis: He talked to Eric yesterday again. I know he talked to him like a month or so ago too
[2026-07-02 10:46:00] Dave: K. I’ll see what I can do. Not that I have any real say
[2026-07-02 11:09:00] Sam Willis: I wonder who else will be applying for it
[2026-07-02 11:13:00] Dave: Yeah I’m interested to see
[2026-07-02 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you already heading home? I hate you 😂 jkkkk
[2026-07-02 11:16:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-02 11:16:00] Dave: 🤫
[2026-07-02 11:16:00] Sam Willis: What all plans do you have for the rest of the day?
[2026-07-02 11:22:00] Dave: Nothing much
[2026-07-02 11:22:00] Dave: Probably a nap
[2026-07-02 12:01:00] Sam Willis: That things are getting weird in TRM
[2026-07-02 12:01:00] Sam Willis: I think
[2026-07-02 12:01:00] Sam Willis: A lot of disgruntlement
[2026-07-02 12:02:00] Sam Willis: I think Samir will make org changes…again.
[2026-07-02 12:26:00] Dave: Why do you think these things?
[2026-07-02 12:27:00] Dave: Once he has been here long enough to get an idea of things
[2026-07-02 12:27:00] Dave: Eric has confirmed that he definitely expects Samir to make changes.
[2026-07-02 12:28:00] Sam Willis: And the COE should be working through them. To then get to us. But Reid is just like going to CJ for shit. I dunno man. Everything is weird.
[2026-07-02 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Shits just weird. lol. Roy, Vanessa, and John are like butting heads with the COE bc Reid is acting like they report to him. They do not
[2026-07-02 12:28:00] Sam Willis: I also lowkey get the sense that like…do we have too many people in TRM? lol
[2026-07-02 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Like what’s everyone doing? lol
[2026-07-02 12:29:00] Dave: Idk… we’re hiring 7 people lmao
[2026-07-02 12:30:00] Sam Willis: I mean, a lot of us are doing shit but maybe we ARE too siloed.
[2026-07-02 12:30:00] Sam Willis: We are duplicating shit. I dunno man. It’s all weird. I’m sick of it. lol
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Dave: Maybe
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Dave: This is what I’m thinking. I think Samir is going to broaden the boundaries between disciplines
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Sam Willis: But that means to me, less people
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Dave: This is what I’m thinking. I think Samir is going to broaden the boundaries between disciplines
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Dave: I doubt it though
[2026-07-02 12:31:00] Dave: Idk
[2026-07-02 12:34:00] Dave: I feel like the tech landscape has evolved too much for the current configuration to still be relevant. The disciplines were never perfect, and I think think recent changes have made it even more clear. The addition of ai and crypto for example
[2026-07-02 12:34:00] Sam Willis: Yep 💯
[2026-07-02 12:35:00] Dave: Cloud and vendor reliance
[2026-07-02 12:48:00] Dave: And on top of that… the “chief of staff” roles.. 🙄
[2026-07-02 12:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea. They are trying hard to be of value. It’s just all weird
[2026-07-02 13:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 13:35:00] Sam Willis: OK no it was like that. Good lol
[2026-07-02 13:35:00] Sam Willis: Yay!
[2026-07-02 13:35:00] Sam Willis: Although. Did he color out of the lines for real? I need to check lol I or did it get fucked up
[2026-07-02 13:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 13:35:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-07-02 13:36:00] Dave: Why don’t you angle that camera up a little more 😈
[2026-07-02 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-02 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I look and feel like a human now so that's exciting now I just need to eat something. You know what I was thinking about, though I am so glad that when you came to visit that I did not refrain from the Gummies because here we are. A month later still no damn job so that would've been real fucking stupid. I had fun but now every day I'm like should I have another gummy with that sounds really good to like relax I will I feel like there was gonna tell you that I don't remember But I'm very happy to have my tattoo out and And healing woo did you nap? What are you up to? I need to work this weekend. Will I work this weekend no idea but I need to
[2026-07-02 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh that work yesterday on the damn drip system was $170. 🙄 fine
[2026-07-02 14:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I am so glad that you're feeling good and human again and your tattoos out I just watches YouTube I feel like doing anything today and probably won't but tomorrow I think we're doing A bunch of yardwork and power washing defense, and I need to stain the fence I feel like doing that shit that is what I'm gonna be doing all day tomorrow I think So there's that Yeah, I know it's a good thing you didn't stay Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't since it's been so long. I figured it would. I figured you have plenty of time. When is your interview today though? Oh God, yeah 170 bucks for that the blue key Yeah, that sucks but at least Oh, I thought that said the first time I looked at 770 and I was like damn but 170 OK that's not too bad But yeah, hopefully that we'll fix it for good and you'll have to worry about it again
[2026-07-02 14:17:00] Sam Willis: $770!!!!! I’d kill a bitch
[2026-07-02 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Interview is in 45 mins
[2026-07-02 14:18:00] Dave: You’re gonna do great, as always!
[2026-07-02 14:21:00] Sam Willis: I’m like, ugh, do I leave my house today then since now I’m looking all beautiful??
[2026-07-02 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Thank you love
[2026-07-02 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-07-02 14:21:00] Dave: Send me a pic of yourself
[2026-07-02 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow, all that yardwork sounds sucky butttt also good exercise and a tannnnnn!
[2026-07-02 14:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 14:23:00] Sam Willis: What are those thingies called again? Crows feet?
[2026-07-02 14:23:00] Sam Willis: God I gotta get rid of those
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. I love you ❤️
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Dave: You are so hot!!
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Oh that reminds me. I saw this the other night 😂😂
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Sam Willis: But for real WHERE DID THESE COME FROM
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Sam Willis: ugh. It’s fine
[2026-07-02 14:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Remember that cape fear show we started watching?
[2026-07-02 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I totally forgot about it but now I’m like ok I need to finish that. So need to get Apple TV back. Wasn’t it on Apple TV?
[2026-07-02 14:36:00] Dave: Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍
[2026-07-02 14:36:00] Dave: Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍
[2026-07-02 14:36:00] Sam Willis: Awww you’re the best
[2026-07-02 14:36:00] Sam Willis: I soooooo miss you
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Yeah I forgot about it too. I think it was Apple TV
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Yeah I forgot about it too. I think it was Apple TV
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Sam Willis: Your tongue in my mouth, like you always do 🥵🥵
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Yesssss 🥵
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Ugh, I know. I love you
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Ugh, I know. I love you
[2026-07-02 14:37:00] Dave: Yesssss 🥵
[2026-07-02 15:53:00] Dave: How was it!?
[2026-07-02 15:53:00] Sam Willis: I feel decent
[2026-07-02 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Phew. Done.
[2026-07-02 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I mean, I feel like I'm a super personable person so they seem very personable too. They're so small dude the director cyber security is he has like four direct reports and like they're all of security operations like what So this role would do a lot and the problem is that I don't have any hip-hop background like dude I will study that shit so he was basically like you know you would kind of be on like a 90 day probation type of you know. Just to make sure you know that that's something that you can pick up on. He's like I'm sure that you can. I'm like yes bitch I will like I can't be that fucking heart. I'll go do it right now. I didn't say that, but I'm like it's just more fucking framework. Some damn controls to it but now anyway So Oh, there were a couple things I was gonna say my what I might struggle with is the fact that they're so small that I might come in and be like thinking that they need to build out all this shit but they don't actually need to build The other thing I was gonna say was that I guess there was a manager or senior manager in this role before and the person fucking sucked and like really shit the bed basically and like did not collaborate with people and now like if I sit in this rule, I would have to rebuild all that trust that this person lost And they were like you really only get one maybe two shots to do that otherwise like it's gonna be a struggle, but I'm like fuck fuck Anyway I know I feel like I can do it right I don't know. We'll see all right. I'm gonna fucking relax now though watch some YouTube movies. I'm gonna watch Netflix first. And they would pay well they would so pay well. Also, the guy that this is so that I would report to. He's the one that I sent you that LinkedIn picture of him and he's in Seattle and he's like as a drink in his hand or something he's looking out at his phone yeah bro that is an old picture because he looks a lot older than that. Anyway, so all right what are you up to?
[2026-07-02 15:57:00] Sam Willis: You think that bc you love me. That’s different
[2026-07-02 15:57:00] Dave: You’re soooo personable
[2026-07-02 15:58:00] Dave: Hipa is easy
[2026-07-02 15:58:00] Dave: Done
[2026-07-02 15:58:00] Dave: Don’t share patient’s personal info.
[2026-07-02 15:58:00] Dave: Noooo, I love you becaaaaause you’re personable
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Dave: And what is the job again?>
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Dave: Nooooo
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Sam Willis: I think I was probs too goofy in the interviews
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Dave: How much does it pay?
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Not the professional one.
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Dave: That’s the best!!
[2026-07-02 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Like I let the real Sam come out
[2026-07-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Unlimited PTO
[2026-07-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Fully remote
[2026-07-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: 20 holidays a year
[2026-07-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Director of GRC
[2026-07-02 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I reallllllyyyy wish someone would go grocery shopping for me
[2026-07-02 16:11:00] Dave: There’s services like DoorDash that do that!!
[2026-07-02 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-02 16:20:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-07-02 16:20:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-07-02 16:20:00] Sam Willis: Sighhhhh
[2026-07-02 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Did you know there’s a cottage cheese shortage?
[2026-07-02 16:33:00] Dave: Lol wut
[2026-07-02 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Because of all the rage about “protein maxing” that’s on TikTok and shit
[2026-07-02 16:33:00] Dave: I did not know that
[2026-07-02 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-02 16:34:00] Dave: Oh so people have been buying more
[2026-07-02 16:34:00] Dave: ?
[2026-07-02 16:34:00] Dave: Cottage cheese IS really good for you
[2026-07-02 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Demand is super high
[2026-07-02 16:35:00] Sam Willis: I guess so lol
[2026-07-02 16:35:00] Dave: Tiktok kids are just now figuring that out lol?
[2026-07-02 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Too bad it’s disgusting
[2026-07-02 16:36:00] Dave: You shut your mouth!
[2026-07-02 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-02 16:43:00] Dave: Speaking of things I love to eat. You know what’s at the very top of the list?
[2026-07-02 16:44:00] Dave: Your opulent pussy 🤤😏
[2026-07-02 17:41:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-07-02 17:42:00] Sam Willis: I would very much like that to happen again soon lol
[2026-07-02 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Opulent 🤭
[2026-07-02 17:43:00] Sam Willis: It scared the shit out of me
[2026-07-02 17:43:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-02 17:43:00] Sam Willis: I was just napping and Loki woke me up to my side of the bed and stuck her tongue on my mouth
[2026-07-02 17:44:00] Dave: Awwwwe, she just wanted kisses 😘
[2026-07-02 17:44:00] Dave: Awwwwe, she just wanted kisses 😘
[2026-07-02 17:44:00] Dave: I was looking for something different than beautiful, pretty, etc 😋
[2026-07-02 17:44:00] Dave: I was looking for something different than beautiful, pretty, etc 😋
[2026-07-02 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Well iiiiii want her to let me sleep! lol
[2026-07-02 17:46:00] Dave: How was your nap?
[2026-07-02 17:46:00] Dave: Minus the frenching
[2026-07-02 17:48:00] Sam Willis: How is it that my dogs always seem to want something. But yours don’t lol
[2026-07-02 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Short but ok.
[2026-07-02 17:58:00] Dave: Because you spoil them lol
[2026-07-02 17:58:00] Dave: And treat them like people and not dogs
[2026-07-02 18:00:00] Dave: What do you think dog parents do lol
[2026-07-02 18:00:00] Sam Willis: But what else are they supposed to do allllll day if you don’t talk to them and entertain them
[2026-07-02 18:00:00] Dave: Do that and your dogs will respect you
[2026-07-02 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Do what exactly? lol
[2026-07-02 18:01:00] Dave: What dogs parents would do
[2026-07-02 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Do what exactly? lol
[2026-07-02 18:02:00] Dave: Be the pack leader, not the treat-source
[2026-07-02 18:04:00] Dave: Watch the first season or two of dog whisperer
[2026-07-02 18:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna have to google how to do that lol
[2026-07-02 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-07-02 18:05:00] Dave: It shouldn’t
[2026-07-02 18:05:00] Dave: Seriously. It 100% changed the way I thought about dog psychology
[2026-07-02 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Is it going to make me sad?
[2026-07-02 18:06:00] Sam Willis: But I already know dog psychology
[2026-07-02 18:06:00] Sam Willis: It’s the same as my psychology ☺️☺️
[2026-07-02 18:06:00] Dave: Then why are we having this conversation
[2026-07-02 18:06:00] Dave: Lolololol
[2026-07-02 18:07:00] Dave: Oh ok. Yeah you’re right 😋
[2026-07-02 18:07:00] Dave: Oh ok. Yeah you’re right 😋
[2026-07-02 18:07:00] Sam Willis: I worry that if I watch that, then I will be told that they don’t actually love me as much as I think they do lol
[2026-07-02 18:07:00] Dave: No not at all
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Sam Willis: Ok okkkkkk
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Dave: In fact it, it shows you how to show THEM how much you love them in a way they’ll understand.
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Sam Willis: I’ll watch it
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Dave: Yaaaaaay!!
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Sam Willis: lol but ok ok
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Sam Willis: Eventually
[2026-07-02 18:08:00] Sam Willis: These spoiled asses better already KNOW how much I love them
[2026-07-02 18:09:00] Dave: It literally changed my dogs’ behavior within in days of implementing the mindset
[2026-07-02 18:09:00] Sam Willis: Like…in my life
[2026-07-02 18:09:00] Sam Willis: Can you just move in with me and be our pack leader? ❤️
[2026-07-02 18:09:00] Dave: Even the first session tbh
[2026-07-02 18:10:00] Sam Willis: That would be the best
[2026-07-02 18:10:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-02 18:10:00] Dave: Our pack leader
[2026-07-02 18:36:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujeu9VJEuKI Cops Discover Sick Recordings While Searching for Missing Baby In today's true crime documentary, we're covering the case of Franc...
[2026-07-02 18:36:00] Dave: Wild bro
[2026-07-02 18:37:00] Sam Willis: Ooo can’t wait to watch. 10 more minutes pool with the idiots
[2026-07-02 19:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m not even 5 minutes in and I’m already stressed
[2026-07-02 19:02:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-02 19:02:00] Sam Willis: Too much chaos
[2026-07-02 19:03:00] Sam Willis: A trespassing, missing baby, a crash, a possible gun/confrontation. Like wtf lol
[2026-07-02 19:05:00] Dave: It gets better
[2026-07-02 19:13:00] Sam Willis: So many of these videos happen so late at night. Like after 11pm. Who is out and about at that time of night?
[2026-07-02 19:14:00] Sam Willis: That is the problem. Go to fucking sleep people
[2026-07-02 19:27:00] Sam Willis: I am sooooo confused.
[2026-07-02 19:27:00] Dave: It comes together
[2026-07-02 19:27:00] Sam Willis: His sister?!?!
[2026-07-02 19:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m only halfway through
[2026-07-02 19:28:00] Sam Willis: And do these ppl just live at a damn campsite?
[2026-07-02 19:28:00] Dave: Looks like it
[2026-07-02 19:28:00] Dave: The main twist is that it’s his sister
[2026-07-02 19:31:00] Sam Willis: My face this entire time
[2026-07-02 19:36:00] Sam Willis: Sister my ass!!
[2026-07-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 19:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 19:48:00] Dave: Like wtf
[2026-07-02 19:48:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-02 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Literally
[2026-07-02 19:51:00] Sam Willis: This bitch is ridiculous
[2026-07-02 19:51:00] Sam Willis: OK today’s Midwest safety video is hilarious
[2026-07-02 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha omg
[2026-07-02 19:52:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eEnLncgdtE Gen-Z Woman Screams For Mom During DUI Stop TIPS: Submit a tip: https://midwest.clickup.com/forms/9006119175/p...
[2026-07-02 19:52:00] Dave: Omg I saw that one on the villains or ewu a while ago
[2026-07-02 20:16:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going baby?
[2026-07-02 20:27:00] Dave: Pretty good. Just watching some yt and 3d printing some stuff
[2026-07-02 21:10:00] Dave: What are YOU up to?
[2026-07-02 21:11:00] Dave: Did you get the idiots worked out good?
[2026-07-02 21:12:00] Sam Willis: And meh. They had 30 min of pool time. I’m about to give them some calming chews because I anticipate idiots might set off fireworks tonight 😩
[2026-07-02 21:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching the last episode of Worst Neighbor Ever
[2026-07-02 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Just had a big ol salad
[2026-07-02 21:17:00] Sam Willis: And once I digest, I’m gonna make a drink lol
[2026-07-02 21:18:00] Dave: Oh yeah! I saw this on Netflix and it’s in my list
[2026-07-02 21:18:00] Dave: Oh yeah! I saw this on Netflix and it’s in my list
[2026-07-02 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Yes hurry it up. Shit is good.
[2026-07-02 21:21:00] Dave: Thankfully there are signs up all over my area that fireworks are illegal in my county so it hasn’t been soooo bad
[2026-07-02 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh good!!
[2026-07-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Not around this shithole lol
[2026-07-02 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha one of the detectives just said so and so “just up and vanished like a fart in church” 😂😂
[2026-07-02 21:49:00] Sam Willis: I can’t remember if I have sent you this or not 😂
[2026-07-02 21:49:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-02 21:55:00] Dave: No. But I’ll box you!
[2026-07-02 21:58:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaa bitch!!!
[2026-07-02 21:58:00] Sam Willis: Let’s wrassle
[2026-07-02 22:09:00] Dave: You should watch Servant on Apple TV too
[2026-07-02 22:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to finish Running Point now. Hopefully tonight 🙏
[2026-07-02 22:10:00] Sam Willis: SO MANY SHOWS!!!
[2026-07-02 22:35:00] Dave: Well I’m finally going to bed my love
[2026-07-02 22:35:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ sweet dreams baby
[2026-07-02 22:35:00] Sam Willis: Okkkk I love you and I miss you so much
[2026-07-02 22:36:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeeeee!!!
[2026-07-02 22:36:00] Dave: I love you baby
[2026-07-02 22:36:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either. And we will sleep in! AND NO WORK!!
[2026-07-02 22:36:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-02 22:39:00] Dave: Sleeping in like a mfer
[2026-07-02 22:39:00] Dave: Ikr!
[2026-07-02 23:02:00] Dave: Ugggggh
[2026-07-02 23:03:00] Dave: I’d give anything to be snuggled up behind you right now 🥰
[2026-07-02 23:04:00] Dave: Nite nite sweetpea 💕
[2026-07-02 23:58:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/thealexgreaner/reel/DaNVE-9KO5F/ Alex Greaner on Instagram 950K views, 53K likes: "Love is peace…and science"
[2026-07-02 23:58:00] Sam Willis: Me with you 💯

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(missing Odyssey)

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DAY OVERVIEW A playful morning of teasing and affection leads into a day of work stress and personal struggles. The conversation closes on a tender, longing note. Dave's messages from the office set a lighthearted tone, but Sam's anxiety about an upcoming interview and work pressures weigh heavily. The day's most defining moment is the emotional release after Sam's challenging interview, where a shared sense of relief and affection brightens their mood.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Dave's Morning - Key Points: Dave wakes up thinking of Sam, is in a good mood at the office, mentions his improving health. - Emotional Register: Affectionate, reflective. - Notable Quotes: "Good morning sunshine... I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you."

  1. Sam's Interview Anxiety
  2. Key Points: Sam is dreading her second interview with Clover Health, feels unprepared, and anxious. She expresses frustration with the process and her work backlog.
  3. Emotional Register: Anxious, frustrated.

  4. Notable Quotes: "Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL," "I have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd."

  5. Work Stresses and Dynamics

  6. Key Points: Sam discusses the complexity and disorganization of her work at TRM, fears potential changes, and expresses a desire for clarity and order.
  7. Emotional Register: Frustrated, overwhelmed.

  8. Notable Quotes: "There's been a lot of disgruntlement," "I think Samir will make org changes... again."

  9. Job Application Discussions

  10. Key Points: Dave is aware of Justin applying to his team, and Sam suggests she would support the decision. They both agree Justin is capable, albeit socially awkward.
  11. Emotional Register: Neutral, supportive.

  12. Notable Quotes: "Justin is applying to be on your team," "He talked to Eric yesterday again."

  13. Interview Experience and Aftermath

  14. Key Points: Sam describes her interview as going decently, though she felt she may have been too casual. She appreciates the job's benefits but expresses trepidation due to its small team size and the previous manager's poor performance.
  15. Emotional Register: Relieved, hopeful.

  16. Notable Quotes: "I feel decent," "They're so small dude... like what."

  17. Personal Plans and Dreams

  18. Key Points: Sam shares her vivid, disturbing dreams and the pressure she feels to catch up on work and personal responsibilities.
  19. Emotional Register: Anxious, fatigued.

  20. Notable Quotes: "Super fucked up dreams... trying to get married to Mike."

  21. Physical and Sensory Experiences

  22. Key Points: Sam discusses her tattoo removal, describing the physical discomfort and relief, and her need for a spa-like bath. Dave humorously suggests she needs a "root canal" to escape the day.
  23. Emotional Register: Playful, relieving.
  24. Notable Quotes: "I really wanna take it off," "Why don’t you angle that camera up a little more 😈."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expresses his desire to be physically close to Sam, using the phrase "I’d give anything to be snuggled up behind you right now." - Dave mentions being sexually attracted to Sam, calling her "opulent pussy," and Sam responds with playful excitement, saying "I would very much like that to happen again soon."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with affection and humor, often teasing and reassuring Sam. Sam, while vulnerable about her work and anxiety, reciprocates with warmth and shares personal and emotional challenges. - There's a dynamic of support and encouragement, with Dave emphasizing his belief in Sam's capabilities and Sam appreciating his affirmations.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I'm at the office... I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you." — Dave, affectionate opening. - "Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL." — Sam, expressing anxiety. - "I think Samir will make org changes... again." — Sam, discussing work changes. - "Why don’t you angle that camera up a little more 😈." — Dave, tease with a sensual undertone. - "I’d give anything to be snuggled up behind you right now." — Dave, expressing physical longing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's unresolved feelings about her interview and the potential job offer. - The ongoing work stress and organizational changes at TRM. - Their shared desire for physical closeness and affection.

MOOD MAP Playful morning → anxious preparation → stressed midday → relieved and tender evening.

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    315

    59.3 more; previous daily average 255.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    38

    13.6 more; previous daily average 24.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 141 · 45% 174 · 55%
Average reply time 2m 5s (n=73) 3m 37s (n=73)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 5s (n=73). 5% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 11s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 427 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 37s (n=73). 33% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 427 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 40.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 60.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 15 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 41s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 23% higher than the previous daily average of 255.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 315 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update75 · 24%
Humor49 · 16%
Frustration35 · 11%
Affection33 · 10%
Checking in16 · 5%

All other signals

Excitement16 · 5%
Vulnerability16 · 5%
Planning11 · 3%
Emotional support10 · 3%
Request9 · 3%
Encouragement8 · 3%
Flirting7 · 2%
Deep sharing6 · 2%
Appreciation5 · 2%
Sexting4 · 1%
Boundary setting2 · 1%
Disagreement2 · 1%
Passive aggression2 · 1%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (39), Humor (21), Affection (18), Emotional support (7), Encouragement (7)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (36), Frustration (29), Humor (28), Affection (15), Vulnerability (15)

Tension and positive follow-ups

15 of 34 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (44%).

19 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 20s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 34 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

  2. Context · · Dave

    Do I?

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Second interview with Clover Health. At 1

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

276 of 315 messages (87.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 128 / 141 90.8%
Sam Willis 148 / 174 85.1%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.80
Appreciation 0.76
Boundary setting 0.70
Checking in 0.74
Deep sharing 0.75
Disagreement 0.67
Emotional support 0.70
Encouragement 0.72
Excitement 0.75
Flirting 0.85
Frustration 0.68
Humor 0.68
Passive aggression 0.70
Planning 0.67
Request 0.68
Sexting 0.87
Status update 0.64
Unmet need 0.70
Vulnerability 0.67
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 11:05:26
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re gonna do great, as always!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like, ugh, do I leave my house today then since now I’m looking all beautiful??

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thank you love

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  5. Context · · Dave

    Send me a pic of yourself

score 0.88 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍

  2. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Awww you’re the best

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I soooooo miss you

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I forgot about it too. I think it was Apple TV

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I mean, I feel like I'm a super personable person so they seem very personable too. They're so small dude the director cyber security is he has like four direct reports and like they're all of security operations like what S…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You think that bc you love me. That’s different

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re soooo personable

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hipa is easy

  5. Context · · Dave

    Done

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hipa is easy

  2. Context · · Dave

    Done

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Don’t share patient’s personal info.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Noooo, I love you becaaaaause you’re personable

  5. Context · · Dave

    And what is the job again?>

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Tiktok kids are just now figuring that out lol?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Too bad it’s disgusting

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You shut your mouth!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Speaking of things I love to eat. You know what’s at the very top of the list?

Checking in

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lively

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

  4. Context · · Dave

    Do I?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Why don’t YOU just reschedule it? Make something up… death in family 🤷‍♂️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’ll be fine. I’m frazzled right now bc I promised I’d have something done for work by EOD yesterday andddddd I’m not done

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What is it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    And I’m here for it 😘

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just rough around the edges

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He talked to Eric yesterday again. I know he talked to him like a month or so ago too

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    K. I’ll see what I can do. Not that I have any real say

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I wonder who else will be applying for it

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I’m interested to see

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao. Your light shines above me soon 😂😂

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re adorable and so sweet with your compliments 🫠🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I have so much to do and I don't wanna do it anyway God focus I think I can't focus because I have my interview later and I know I have so much I need to like do to like get myself presentable. I also didn't was…

  4. Context · · Dave

    All of Reid’s harem

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shocker lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I’ve picked up on that in our limited interaction

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He is for sure. He’s just socially awkward.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Very capable though. Loves to dig in. Loves to learn.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just rough around the edges

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He talked to Eric yesterday again. I know he talked to him like a month or so ago too

Disagreement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    PATIENCE

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol hold on I’m still listening to your message

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    JB and I are not besties!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Literally sick to my stomach at that thought

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ewwwwww

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guess so lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Tiktok kids are just now figuring that out lol?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Too bad it’s disgusting

  4. Context · · Dave

    You shut your mouth!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao. Your light shines above me soon 😂😂

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re adorable and so sweet with your compliments 🫠🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I have so much to do and I don't wanna do it anyway God focus I think I can't focus because I have my interview later and I know I have so much I need to like do to like get myself presentable. I also didn't was…

  4. Context · · Dave

    All of Reid’s harem

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shocker lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shocker lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Actually a bunch of people are here

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Awww poor simba

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol.. the sauna

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah seems like a “behind” vibe to the dreams

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dudeeee I have had super fucked up dreams. Oh man just kind of remembering

  2. Context · · Dave

    Tell me!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    PATIENCE

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol hold on I’m still listening to your message

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    JB and I are not besties!!

score 0.88 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    I know how you feel 😒

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m always behind 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m pretty sure everyone is

  4. Context · · Dave

    So don’t feel bad 🤪

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’ll back him if you say so

  2. Context · · Dave

    Is he good? Or nah?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m sure he’s as capable as anyone

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I’ve picked up on that in our limited interaction

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He is for sure. He’s just socially awkward.

Excitement

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Lively

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

  5. Context · · Dave

    Do I?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do I?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I stayed up too late watching the worst neighbor show

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh nice!

  4. Context · · Dave

    You should just take a bunch of pills and go back to bed and die

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    All the dogs are still in bed too. It’s so glorious.

Flirting

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol.. the sauna

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah seems like a “behind” vibe to the dreams

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do it! Take it off!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I really would like an email to come through that says they are rescheduling my interview to next week lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Why don’t you angle that camera up a little more 😈

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I look and feel like a human now so that's exciting now I just need to eat something. You know what I was thinking about, though I am so glad that when you came to visit that I did not refrain from the Gummies because he…

score 0.87 · confidence 0.7735

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Remember that cape fear show we started watching?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I totally forgot about it but now I’m like ok I need to finish that. So need to get Apple TV back. Wasn’t it on Apple TV?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍

  4. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Awww you’re the best

Frustration

Showing 3 of 35 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

  2. Context · · Dave

    Do I?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

score 0.73 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Second interview with Clover Health. At 1

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd

Humor

Showing 3 of 49 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lively

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lively

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The last one was in Indianapolis !!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m out of dog food topper

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    They’re going to riot

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Your dogs are so spoiled

Passive aggression

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I stayed up too late watching the worst neighbor show

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh nice!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You should just take a bunch of pills and go back to bed and die

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    All the dogs are still in bed too. It’s so glorious.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So good

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I really would like an email to come through that says they are rescheduling my interview to next week lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bc I’m just gonna suck it up and complain about it instead

  5. Context · · Dave

    Why don’t YOU just reschedule it? Make something up… death in family 🤷‍♂️

Planning

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Second interview with Clover Health. At 1

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I stayed up too late watching the worst neighbor show

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525

  1. Context · · Dave

    So don’t feel bad 🤪

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Justin is applying to be on your team

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’ll back him if you say so

  5. Context · · Dave

    Is he good? Or nah?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    We are duplicating shit. I dunno man. It’s all weird. I’m sick of it. lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Maybe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    This is what I’m thinking. I think Samir is going to broaden the boundaries between disciplines This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But that means to me, less people

  5. Context · · Dave

    This is what I’m thinking. I think Samir is going to broaden the boundaries between disciplines

Request

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I don’t want to interview today AT ALL

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh right!! What interview is it?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’d rather get a root canal

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Second interview with Clover Health. At 1

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    2 episodes down. 2 to go.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    The last one was in Indianapolis !!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m out of dog food topper

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    They’re going to riot

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dudeeee I have had super fucked up dreams. Oh man just kind of remembering

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Tell me!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    PATIENCE

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol hold on I’m still listening to your message

Sexting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Why don’t you angle that camera up a little more 😈

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I look and feel like a human now so that's exciting now I just need to eat something. You know what I was thinking about, though I am so glad that when you came to visit that I did not refrain from the Gummies because he…

score 0.88 · confidence 0.88

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Remember that cape fear show we started watching?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I totally forgot about it but now I’m like ok I need to finish that. So need to get Apple TV back. Wasn’t it on Apple TV?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍

  4. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmmm, I could just eat you up!! 😍 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Awww you’re the best

score 0.95 · confidence 0.8245

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I forgot about it too. I think it was Apple TV

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I forgot about it too. I think it was Apple TV This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Your tongue in my mouth, like you always do 🥵🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I know. I love you This message responded to an earlier message.

Status update

Showing 3 of 75 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Second interview with Clover Health. At 1

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have to shower. Put on makeup. Do my fucking hair. Godddddddddd

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I stayed up too late watching the worst neighbor show

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh nice!

  5. Context · · Dave

    You should just take a bunch of pills and go back to bed and die

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    All the dogs are still in bed too. It’s so glorious.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So good

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    2 episodes down. 2 to go.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    The last one was in Indianapolis !!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m out of dog food topper

score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So good

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    2 episodes down. 2 to go.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    The last one was in Indianapolis !!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m out of dog food topper

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    They’re going to riot

Unmet need

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    20 holidays a year

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Director of GRC

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I reallllllyyyy wish someone would go grocery shopping for me

  4. Context · · Dave

    There’s services like DoorDash that do that!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the office Which But there's nobody here yet so hopefully it stays that way I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you, which are two of my favorite things to do. I slept p…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But can’t wait to hear your voice!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Morning love. I’m just waking up. Dead. Hating life. All the usual things.

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy even 🤪

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lively

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You sound chipper

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do I?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do itttttttt

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta get upppppp

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Your dogs are so spoiled

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Dudeeee I have had super fucked up dreams. Oh man just kind of remembering

  4. Context · · Dave

    Tell me!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    PATIENCE