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[2026-06-06 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a couple weeks that's typically what makes it hurt and I don't do that So do that this morning my shit back together I'm so excited to see you. That's coming up so quick it's gonna be here before you know it. Kiss you and hug you Snuggle you so hard and it's gonna be the best thing ever Fuck you too oh my God, so good Sorry, stomach If you didn't already know I slept pretty good. I think I got a 90 on my sneak score. Yeah So far, I'm having a little bit of buyers are worse than the rain But we'll see if I keep it It's all as far as the sleep. It looks like it's all the same as the Apple Watch does. Give us some time to like Get to know me, your Acclimator or whatever the hell it's called I'll see Yeah Still kind of waking up, I guess What's new with you since the last time we talked? I guess she had a couple more hours last night after I went to bed. I slept pretty good. I think I feel like I did. I already said that. My brain is Still getting going here So I will go ahead and Like idiots Yeah, anyway I can't keep a steady thought Don't work out. I definitely do get some donuts. Up a little bit, catch up with me. I don't feel so bad. Such a fatty Yeah, it's a doughnut. Sorry this is a terrible. This is a terrible message. But I do love you and I miss you and I cannot wait to see you. It's gonna be great. All right go on for another 4 inches for total debate. That would be nice in bed. Love that. I love you
[2026-06-06 08:33:00] Dave: Godddd!!
[2026-06-06 08:34:00] Dave: I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫
[2026-06-06 08:35:00] Dave: Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵
[2026-06-06 08:35:00] Dave: I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵
[2026-06-06 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Holyyyyy
[2026-06-06 09:22:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️
[2026-06-06 09:23:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close
[2026-06-06 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.
[2026-06-06 09:28:00] Dave: 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-06-06 09:37:00] Sam Willis: You missed National Donut Day yesterday
[2026-06-06 09:38:00] Sam Willis: But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️
[2026-06-06 09:44:00] Dave: Gym was meh
[2026-06-06 09:44:00] Dave: Oh! Actually one of my with buddies brought some donuts around yesterday!
[2026-06-06 10:54:00] Dave: Too early for a nap?… nope 🤭
[2026-06-06 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Hehe. I gotta get upppp
[2026-06-06 11:08:00] Sam Willis: I keep thinking about all the amazing sex we are going to be having. I can’t think of anything else.
[2026-06-06 12:05:00] Dave: Me either
[2026-06-06 12:05:00] Dave: No I gotta get up lol
[2026-06-06 12:06:00] Sam Willis: My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh
[2026-06-06 12:06:00] Dave: I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol
[2026-06-06 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol
[2026-06-06 12:07:00] Sam Willis: But now I’m fucking taping the bathroom to prep for painting. Fmllll
[2026-06-06 12:07:00] Dave: Down? I can’t wait
[2026-06-06 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol
[2026-06-06 12:10:00] Dave: Omg I just want to grab your hips and force you down onto my cock. All the way in - in one thrust
[2026-06-06 12:10:00] Sam Willis: You gotta stop this torture!!!
[2026-06-06 12:10:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-06 12:21:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I’ve mentioned to you yet this past week how much I hate painting. Mmmk that is all lol
[2026-06-06 12:25:00] Dave: I was thinking about getting you some brushes and a drop cloth for your birthday
[2026-06-06 12:25:00] Dave: Thanks for reminding me!
[2026-06-06 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Shut it
[2026-06-06 12:26:00] Sam Willis: All painting after this will be professionally done ☺️
[2026-06-06 12:26:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-06 13:05:00] Sam Willis: What do you have going on today?
[2026-06-06 13:09:00] Dave: Nothing lol
[2026-06-06 13:10:00] Dave: Trying to work on rocker dock site but meh
[2026-06-06 13:10:00] Dave: Not feeling it
[2026-06-06 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Maybe you need to go outside and get fresh air 🤪
[2026-06-06 13:15:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-06 13:37:00] Dave: How’s the painting going?
[2026-06-06 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It's not yet I taped off the bathroom and also can we talk about how disgusting kids are because of the walls in their bathroom Like toilet, just what the fuck so anyway I had to clean all that everything's taped now I'm gonna go get some paint and I was gonna go to Home Depot cause it's cheaper but like it smells so bad they paint Sherwin-Williams has like much better, low odor much better So I'm gonna go there and then also I'm freaking bummed because I need to do some touchup work on the paint that Joe did back in 2018 2019 I thought for sure we'd have some leftover in the garage so I could see what the hell it was and I can't find it so that sucks now I don't know how to find out what He used to have and I'm so mad because I used to have paint samples in the house like I would keep records and I feel like I distinctly remember throwing them away one time and like oh I won't need this and now I need it so anyway So yeah, Sherman Williams I have no idea when Cami's coming over if she's coming over like Kendall never really confirmed well I guess when I go about my day until she comes so we'll see. I don't know if I'm actually gonna pay today. I should just get the fuck done. It's been like hanging over me for fucking ever.
[2026-06-06 13:59:00] Sam Willis: This guy has a young kid in here and he’s so fed up with him and the kid won’t stop talking and I’m just so glad it’s not me 😂
[2026-06-06 14:01:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-06 14:01:00] Dave: I love that for you
[2026-06-06 15:33:00] Dave: Yeah that doesn’t seem too bad
[2026-06-06 15:33:00] Sam Willis: $1650 for 3 fence panel replacements, a post replacement, and painting the entire fence. That’s not god awful. Not great but not making me want to murder someone
[2026-06-06 15:34:00] Dave: Is that the iron gate?
[2026-06-06 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea around the pool
[2026-06-06 16:44:00] Dave: Good job baby!
[2026-06-06 16:44:00] Sam Willis: All the tight spots. Fml
[2026-06-06 16:44:00] Sam Willis: And I don’t know how to take blinds down. Soooooo
[2026-06-06 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Kami is almost here though. Yay!!
[2026-06-06 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Bathroom is about 70% painted. But what’s left is all the bullshit
[2026-06-06 16:45:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-06-06 16:45:00] Sam Willis: It’s probs gonna be a lemonade/vodka night lol
[2026-06-06 16:48:00] Dave: Didn’t you say you weren’t drinking anymore until Tuesday? 🤔
[2026-06-06 16:48:00] Dave: Oh you 💯 do
[2026-06-06 16:48:00] Sam Willis: I DESERVE IT OKAY
[2026-06-06 16:48:00] Dave: I was just wondering
[2026-06-06 16:52:00] Dave: I show you how if you let me fuck you in front of the bare window 😏
[2026-06-06 16:52:00] Dave: I show you how if you let me fuck you in front of the bare window 😏
[2026-06-06 17:30:00] Sam Willis: She’s a bulldozer
[2026-06-06 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Copy.MOV
[2026-06-06 17:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-06 17:32:00] Sam Willis: I forgot that she’s one of those dogs that doesn’t actually swallow water and it all just drips off her face 🤦‍♀️
[2026-06-06 17:32:00] Sam Willis: And all over onto the floor lol
[2026-06-06 17:34:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-06 17:34:00] Dave: I had a lab that was like that
[2026-06-06 17:35:00] Dave: He’d slosh his face all around in the water for a while then look up and all around and sling it everywhere, then back to sloshing.
[2026-06-06 18:27:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-06 18:34:00] Sam Willis: How’s it going baby?
[2026-06-06 18:35:00] Dave: I’m watching a movie on Netflix called The Ritual
[2026-06-06 18:35:00] Dave: Just counting down the minutes 😁
[2026-06-06 18:41:00] Sam Willis: What’s it about? Is it new?
[2026-06-06 18:43:00] Dave: I’m only 20 mins in
[2026-06-06 18:43:00] Dave: 5 friends trying to choose an annual trip. One suggest hiking, they all hate the idea, the one gets murdered in a robbery so they all go on the hike in his honor. Set in Sweden. Horror ensues.
[2026-06-06 19:09:00] Sam Willis: Is it based on a true story?
[2026-06-06 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Thank Christ. The bathroom is basically done
[2026-06-06 19:22:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see it
[2026-06-06 19:22:00] Dave: Nice!!
[2026-06-06 19:44:00] Sam Willis: I am so annoyed with you
[2026-06-06 19:45:00] Dave: Why?
[2026-06-06 19:46:00] Dave: Because of how much you love my dick?
[2026-06-06 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Well that too
[2026-06-06 19:48:00] Sam Willis: But no
[2026-06-06 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Because you’ve had the ring for a DAY and you already have triple 👑 s
[2026-06-06 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Just means you have a score of 85 or higher in each of the 3 measurements
[2026-06-06 19:49:00] Dave: What does that mean?
[2026-06-06 19:50:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-06 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Which is good. Great. And I triple 👑 like 2 times every 3 months. Legit. 😭
[2026-06-06 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Asshole lol. But that’s a big part of it. It dings if you if you don’t get enough rest.
[2026-06-06 19:51:00] Dave: You know what’s hilarious? I’ve been totally laying around ALL day lol
[2026-06-06 19:54:00] Sam Willis: No no no
[2026-06-06 19:54:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-06-06 19:54:00] Dave: 😌
[2026-06-06 19:54:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-06-06 19:54:00] Dave: I did tell you I was gonna stomp that ass
[2026-06-06 21:11:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if somewhere does icecream delivery… 🤔
[2026-06-06 21:13:00] Sam Willis: There is!!! Done and DONE!
[2026-06-06 21:32:00] Dave: Wuuuut
[2026-06-06 21:32:00] Dave: What kind
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Just Oreo
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Dave: Lmk if the bottom 70% is just plain ass ice cream lol
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Just Oreo
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Dave: What’d you get
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Dave: What flavor
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: This sounds better than alcohol lol
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: But like there’s lots. Coldstone delivers too
[2026-06-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m having Dairy Queen deliver a blizzard lol
[2026-06-06 21:34:00] Sam Willis: I’ll just be pleased if it’s not fully melted lol
[2026-06-06 21:34:00] Dave: I haven’t gotten an actually good blizzard in literal decades
[2026-06-06 21:34:00] Dave: lol right?
[2026-06-06 21:35:00] Sam Willis: But also. Even just regular icecream would be good right now!
[2026-06-06 21:35:00] Dave: I make my own Oreo blizzards sometimes and they’re soooo good
[2026-06-06 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmm
[2026-06-06 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-06-06 21:44:00] Sam Willis: And leaving the house?! I could NEVER! 😂
[2026-06-06 21:44:00] Sam Willis: It’s almost 10pm!! 😂😂
[2026-06-06 21:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-06-06 21:45:00] Dave: And napping
[2026-06-06 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Love you!
[2026-06-06 21:45:00] Dave: Yeah but I’ve laying around all day
[2026-06-06 21:45:00] Sam Willis: My pussy is alllllll yours
[2026-06-06 21:45:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
[2026-06-06 21:46:00] Dave: And I love you
[2026-06-06 21:46:00] Dave: And I’m walking into Albertsons all hard 🤭
[2026-06-06 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmmmn
[2026-06-06 21:54:00] Dave: I’m going to treat it sooooo well
[2026-06-06 21:54:00] Dave: I’m going to treat it sooooo well
[2026-06-06 21:55:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait
[2026-06-06 22:02:00] Dave: Me either
[2026-06-06 22:02:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-06 22:05:00] Sam Willis: Icecream hit the spot
[2026-06-06 22:07:00] Sam Willis: That’s a fact
[2026-06-06 22:07:00] Dave: I’m gonna hit the spot 😏
[2026-06-06 22:08:00] Sam Willis: How’s your Reese’s?
[2026-06-06 22:12:00] Dave: Big cups have been consumed
[2026-06-06 22:12:00] Dave: And they were delicious
[2026-06-06 22:12:00] Sam Willis: Good ❤️
[2026-06-06 22:13:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-06 22:13:00] Dave: Now it’s time to go to bed so every single calorie can be stored as fat l 👍
[2026-06-06 22:13:00] Sam Willis: Yayyyyyy!! 🤪😂
[2026-06-06 22:13:00] Sam Willis: You still burn calories in your sleep. Maybe.
[2026-06-06 22:13:00] Sam Willis: It’s fineeeeee
[2026-06-06 22:14:00] Sam Willis: I love you lots baby. Sweet dreams!!
[2026-06-06 22:14:00] Dave: I love you more
[2026-06-06 22:14:00] Dave: Yeah we’ll see if you’re celebrating when my fat ass is smothering you lol
[2026-06-06 22:15:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow ❤️
[2026-06-06 22:15:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!! 2.5 days!!
[2026-06-06 22:15:00] Dave: Ahhhhhh!!
[2026-06-06 22:15:00] Dave: You’re the best baby!
[2026-06-06 22:15:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-06-06 22:16:00] Dave: Do you have a favorite pizza place there that isn’t a chain?
[2026-06-06 22:16:00] Sam Willis: Like it’s a restaurant
[2026-06-06 22:16:00] Sam Willis: With wood fired pizzas
[2026-06-06 22:16:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Sam Willis: You know what I mean
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Bye
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Sam Willis: It’s not like a pick up a pizza at a counter place. HMPH
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Dave: Yeah… pizza… places… typically…. Are 🤔
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Dave: You love meeeeee
[2026-06-06 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-06-06 22:18:00] Sam Willis: It’s questionable some days
[2026-06-06 22:18:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-06 22:18:00] Dave: God I can’t wait to squeeze you!!
[2026-06-06 22:18:00] Dave: Nite.
[2026-06-06 22:18:00] Sam Willis: It’s questionable some days
[2026-06-06 22:19:00] Sam Willis: Night baby
[2026-06-06 22:19:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!
[2026-06-06 22:19:00] Dave: Ok, now nite.

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DAY OVERVIEW Sunday. The day started with playful teasing and anticipation of their upcoming visit, transitioning into increasingly intense sexual flirting, and ending with affectionate and humorous exchanges about food, sleep, and their shared excitement for their visit. The day was marked by a strong undercurrent of physical longing and affectionate banter.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Morning Gym and Sleep: Dave complained about going to the gym but acknowledged the need for it. He also mentioned a high sleep score from his new tracker. - Painting and Home Repairs: Sam discussed her frustration with painting and repairing a bathroom, mentioning issues with finding the right paint and dealing with a messy kid. - Fence and Pool: They discussed the cost of replacing fence panels and painting the fence, with a focus on the iron gate around the pool. - Food and Ice Cream: Dave and Sam discussed eating donuts and the possibility of ice cream delivery, including a delivery from Dairy Queen. - Movie Watching: Dave mentioned watching the Netflix horror movie "The Ritual." - Sleep and Dreams: They talked about the importance of sleep and the desire to spend more time in bed, with humorous references to their shared future.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Physical Longing: Dave expressed a strong desire to be intimate, mentioning "I need you wrapped around my cock so badly" and "I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard." Sam responded with "I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel." - Sexual Fantasies: They discussed the anticipation of their visit with phrases like "I can’t wait to see you" and "your tongue in my mouth is sooo fucking hot." - Physical Acts: Dave mentioned a desire to "grab your hips and force you down onto my cock" and "squeeze you."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Tension and Longing: There was a clear sense of tension and longing, with both expressing their desire to be together physically. - Expressions of Love: Both Dave and Sam expressed their love and affection for each other, with phrases like "I love you" and "Love you, baby." - Power Dynamics: There were playful power dynamic moments, such as Dave teasing Sam about her feelings towards him and his excitement to meet her.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine, I'm off to the stupid gym" — Dave, playful morning message. - "I need you wrapped around my cock so badly" — Dave, intense desire. - "God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you" — Sam, anticipation. - "I can’t wait to see you, it’s gonna be the best thing ever" — Dave, excitement. - "Your tongue in my mouth is sooo fucking hot" — Sam, sexual longing. - "Fuck you too, oh my God, so good" — Dave, playful compliment. - "I'm gonna treat it sooooo well" — Dave, affectionate promise. - "My pussy is alllllll yours" — Sam, intimate declaration. - "Big cups have been consumed, and they were delicious" — Dave, humorous food reference. - "Now it’s time to go to bed so every single calorie can be stored as fat" — Dave, playful and teasing. - "Sweet dreams!!" — Sam, affectionate closing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved Topics: The anticipation of their visit and the plans for their time together were a recurring theme. - Emotional Threads: The strong emotional connection and longing for physical intimacy were left open. - Running Jokes: The playful teasing and humorous exchanges about food and sleep set the tone for future interactions.

MOOD MAP nervous anticipation → playful teasing → intense longing → affectionate flirting → emotional connection

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    172

    139.4 fewer; previous daily average 311.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    26

    1.4 fewer; previous daily average 27.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 84 · 49% 88 · 51%
Average reply time 3m 41s (n=42) 4m 44s (n=42)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 41s (n=42). 64% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 553 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 44s (n=42). 82% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 549 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 33.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 5s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 45% lower than the previous daily average of 311.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 64% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 553 historical observations).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 82% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 549 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 172 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update48 · 28%
Humor33 · 19%
Affection22 · 13%
Frustration18 · 10%
Excitement15 · 9%

All other signals

Sexting14 · 8%
Checking in10 · 6%
Flirting8 · 5%
Planning3 · 2%
Request1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (23), Humor (16), Affection (11), Sexting (10), Frustration (7)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (25), Humor (17), Affection (11), Frustration (11), Excitement (9)

Tension and positive follow-ups

12 of 18 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (67%).

6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 50s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 18 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Gym was meh

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Actually one of my with buddies brought some donuts around yesterday!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Too early for a nap?… nope 🤭

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe. I gotta get upppp

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I keep thinking about all the amazing sex we are going to be having. I can’t think of anything else.

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Me either

  4. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Me either

  2. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

  4. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

159 of 172 messages (92.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 76 / 84 90.5%
Sam Willis 83 / 88 94.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.81
Appreciation 0.74
Checking in 0.64
Deep sharing 0.74
Disagreement 0.63
Emotional support 0.60
Encouragement 0.75
Excitement 0.78
Flirting 0.81
Frustration 0.69
Humor 0.73
Passive aggression 0.65
Planning 0.69
Request 0.54
Sexting 0.89
Status update 0.66
Vulnerability 0.63
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 07:45:35
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a cou…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  3. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holyyyyy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

  4. Context · · Dave

    Gym was meh

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Actually one of my with buddies brought some donuts around yesterday!

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.88 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t think I’ve mentioned to you yet this past week how much I hate painting. Mmmk that is all lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I was thinking about getting you some brushes and a drop cloth for your birthday

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Thanks for reminding me!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shut it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    All painting after this will be professionally done ☺️

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    All the tight spots. Fml

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I don’t know how to take blinds down. Soooooo

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Kami is almost here though. Yay!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bathroom is about 70% painted. But what’s left is all the bullshit

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How are you doing?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s your Reese’s?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Big cups have been consumed

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And they were delicious

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good ❤️

  5. Context · · Dave

    🤦‍♂️

Checking in

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a cou…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  3. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

  2. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Gym was meh

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    All painting after this will be professionally done ☺️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What do you have going on today?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nothing lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Trying to work on rocker dock site but meh

Deep sharing

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.74 · confidence 0.646

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    How’s the painting going?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: It's not yet I taped off the bathroom and also can we talk about how disgusting kids are because of the walls in their bathroom Like especially by the toilet, just what the fuck so anyway I had to clean all that everything's…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This guy has a young kid in here and he’s so fed up with him and the kid won’t stop talking and I’m just so glad it’s not me 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Why?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Because of how much you love my dick?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Well that too

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But no

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Because you’ve had the ring for a DAY and you already have triple 👑 s

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Because of how much you love my dick?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well that too

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But no

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Because you’ve had the ring for a DAY and you already have triple 👑 s

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just means you have a score of 85 or higher in each of the 3 measurements

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    You know what’s hilarious? I’ve been totally laying around ALL day lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    No no no

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    No

  4. Context · · Dave

    😌

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🙄🙄

Emotional support

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which is good. Great. And I triple 👑 like 2 times every 3 months. Legit. 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Asshole lol. But that’s a big part of it. It dings if you if you don’t get enough rest.

  4. Context · · Dave

    You know what’s hilarious? I’ve been totally laying around ALL day lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No no no

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    And I’m walking into Albertsons all hard 🤭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmmmmn

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m going to treat it sooooo well

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m going to treat it sooooo well This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait

Encouragement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

  4. Context · · Dave

    Gym was meh

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Actually one of my with buddies brought some donuts around yesterday!

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Is that the iron gate?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea around the pool

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good job baby!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    All the tight spots. Fml

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I don’t know how to take blinds down. Soooooo

Excitement

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a cou…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  3. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

score 0.88 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

  4. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

score 0.88 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Too early for a nap?… nope 🤭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe. I gotta get upppp

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I keep thinking about all the amazing sex we are going to be having. I can’t think of anything else.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Me either

  5. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

Flirting

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holyyyyy

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

  5. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

  4. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

score 0.92 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    But now I’m fucking taping the bathroom to prep for painting. Fmllll

Frustration

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Gym was meh

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Actually one of my with buddies brought some donuts around yesterday!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Too early for a nap?… nope 🤭

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe. I gotta get upppp

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I keep thinking about all the amazing sex we are going to be having. I can’t think of anything else.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Me either

  4. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Me either

  2. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Humor

Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Me either

  2. Context · · Dave

    No I gotta get up lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My fucking sleep score went DOWN bc it’s like “you’re restless” and it’s like no bitch, I’m being lazy. Ugh

  2. Context · · Dave

    I can’t want to go back to bed with you after only being up like an hour lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But now I’m fucking taping the bathroom to prep for painting. Fmllll

  5. Context · · Dave

    Down? I can’t wait

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But now I’m fucking taping the bathroom to prep for painting. Fmllll

  2. Context · · Dave

    Down? I can’t wait

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg I’m SO GLAD you’re down for that!!!! lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Omg I just want to grab your hips and force you down onto my cock. All the way in - in one thrust

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You gotta stop this torture!!!

Passive aggression

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I was thinking about getting you some brushes and a drop cloth for your birthday

  2. Context · · Dave

    Thanks for reminding me!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Shut it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    All painting after this will be professionally done ☺️

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    No

  2. Context · · Dave

    😌

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🙄🙄

  4. Context · · Dave

    I did tell you I was gonna stomp that ass

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I wonder if somewhere does icecream delivery… 🤔

Planning

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t think I’ve mentioned to you yet this past week how much I hate painting. Mmmk that is all lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I was thinking about getting you some brushes and a drop cloth for your birthday

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks for reminding me!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shut it

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    There is!!! Done and DONE!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Wuuuut

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What kind

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just Oreo This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmk if the bottom 70% is just plain ass ice cream lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ahhhhhh!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    You’re the best baby!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

  4. Context · · Dave

    Do you have a favorite pizza place there that isn’t a chain?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like it’s a restaurant

Request

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re the best baby!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do you have a favorite pizza place there that isn’t a chain?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like it’s a restaurant

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    With wood fired pizzas

Sexting

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.95 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a cou…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

  4. Context · · Dave

    Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵

score 0.93 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holyyyyy

score 0.92 · confidence 0.960925

  1. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

  2. Context · · Dave

    Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holyyyyy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

Status update

Showing 3 of 48 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to the stupid gym Don't feel like working out it kinda hurts but It's because I need to go work out I haven't done mine Stretching and strengthening exercise exercises in a cou…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Godddd!!

  3. Context · · Dave

    I need you wrapped around my cock SOOO BADLY 😫😫😫

  4. Context · · Dave

    Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Absolutely throbbing for you 🥵

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m laying here after my shower so fucking hard 🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Holyyyyy

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥵🥵 wowza! These are quite the messages to wake up to! ❤️❤️

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm we are so close baby. So so close

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk I got so wet so fast just thinking about how amazing you feel. God I am so so excited. Even just to kiss you. Your tongue in my mouth is soooo fucking hott.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You missed National Donut Day yesterday

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I hope you enjoyed the gym! Good for you baby. I’m definitely not going lol. I might try to go back to sleep. ❤️

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.77 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Trying to work on rocker dock site but meh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Not feeling it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe you need to go outside and get fresh air 🤪

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Dave

    What does that mean?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Which is good. Great. And I triple 👑 like 2 times every 3 months. Legit. 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Asshole lol. But that’s a big part of it. It dings if you if you don’t get enough rest.

  5. Context · · Dave

    You know what’s hilarious? I’ve been totally laying around ALL day lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which is good. Great. And I triple 👑 like 2 times every 3 months. Legit. 😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Asshole lol. But that’s a big part of it. It dings if you if you don’t get enough rest.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You know what’s hilarious? I’ve been totally laying around ALL day lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No no no

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No