2026-07-31
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[2026-07-31 07:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today today? That would be pretty awesome. I can't wait to see what it looks like even though you don't care about me enough to give me a preview I'll just see it when it comes out for everybody else in the world, but that's all. I know you're too busy for me I slept really well Still Hope y'all up I'm not actually tired. I feel pretty decent. Yeah, what else is going on? Oh, I'm at the stupid office. I do love driving to work on Friday mornings that's for sure. But I don't like getting here they're going At least somebody over here so I don't have to fuck with people Yeah, oh gosh, what am I doing? Interview two now today Hopefully that goes better than I'm expecting That guy from yesterday is really good So and It's also Henry and Henry and Nick Brennan, who is our first life counterpart Doing the interview so it's funny. He asked the other guy like all these fucking questions like from a first line perspective like how do you deal with things with situations where you think something is a risk and then your first line people tell you that it's not Shit like that actually really cool and easy to work with, but like a few of his questions were like that and at one point when it was my turn, I chimed in and I told him you could probably tell that Nick is our first line way, he's asking some question Everybody laughed Like his point of view So we'll see how that goes. I'll let you know of course there might be one of those situations though where it's like. To Like I want Justin to get the job like I'm a pretty big internal hire kind of guy So that's where I'm already heading any way to do so, but it might be one of those situations where like we can't let this guy go or we can't choose this guy because of the rules you know like we'll see like if this guy is way more suited for the job which I think he might be Just has like tons of experience in resilience So we'll see how it goes Are you going to the office today or are you taking the dogs to daycare cause I've already gone twice in right? I can't handle that and I really hope the cat isn't the photos that would be so funny for the walk-through or whatever Yeah When are you leaving at the house? Is your refrigerator stay on the street like that or take that Not sure what that like Anymore I know when I bought my house they took their refrigerator, but I left mine in the house I sold so I don't know Anyway, baby doll, I am gonna go in here and probably kill myself So I'm still around when you get up I can't wait to hear your voice cause it always makes my day OK, bye
[2026-07-31 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid there stressing until about 230 🙄
[2026-07-31 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. Talk soon
[2026-07-31 08:54:00] Dave: Sleep well sweetpea
[2026-07-31 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Yes house goes on market today
[2026-07-31 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Yes you’ll have to see it as the same time as everyone else lol sorry baby
[2026-07-31 09:42:00] Sam Willis: What time is Justin interview
[2026-07-31 09:43:00] Sam Willis: lol yes I love those panel interviews
[2026-07-31 09:43:00] Dave: 1:00
[2026-07-31 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Yea you gotta go with the better candidate, regardless of who it is
[2026-07-31 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
[2026-07-31 10:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't even responded so that's lovely. I just can't I cannot Anyway Well was I gonna say I don't know Xander and Molly might which honestly like I'm happy but honestly, I don't really wanna hang out with anybody But we'll see also I haven't shared my legs in like two fucking weeks. I haven't got to shave my legs tonight. I cannot handle myself anymore, so there's that. And The dogs are not going to daycare. They're just gonna have to be home alone. I'm gonna have to keep the door locked because the pool guy is coming so they're just gonna have to deal fortunately But it is what it is How your interview goes? And I'm dude I Need to not eat for like two days it is bad. I am like my gut is just really doing a thing. I swear just like in the past like three days I have zero plans this weekend other than be at the Beck and Cole of anybody who wants to look at the house Said she might do an open house this weekend, but I haven't heard anything back from her but I'm like OK well that shit tomorrow so like what's the plan so anyway I'm just trying to stay I can put the cats up and take the dogs somewhere if I need to leave I don't think you said you don't know can you leave almost August also payday also I think SPP comes out today and then like I think quarterly bonus is next week and I'm like thank you God give me all of the money That would be lovely So Oh, we decided to list the house for even less money because because two other houses in the neighborhood are going for 499 so we're gonna go for 497 five which I'm just really not happy about. I just had it in my mind that I would easily. Double my equity in the house like I would sell the house for double what I have In it still and that's not happening and it's very much of studying me just cause I had this notion you know But whatever I gotta put on mascara and then I'll be back
[2026-07-31 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all you know buttoned up and I felt like I was just moving at a snails pace, but in reality like I probably was moving faster than I normally move you know to compensate I don't know so like I just kept thinking I'm like oh my God I'm I'm so high and then I just kept getting like stressed out about it and like total anxiety About me being high, which was very annoying cause then my brain just kept going on a loop a loop a loop Hair And I was a voice message, Joe something I gotta go back and listen, cause I'm sure I made no sense and then he voice message something back that also at the time made no sense anyways I got like this just overwhelming like Just I don't know if it's fear or like just just this overwhelming like got feeling like oh my God you know this will be like you know the one and only time that I voice message Joe when I'm high like cause you know something bad is gonna happen like it was just not pleasant so then that was in my brain and you know how everything is amplify your brain Whenever you're high like you feel like you have these moments that like are epiphanies when in reality like it's not at all, it's shit you probably already knew or like it's just heighten feelings I don't know, but at the time it feels like so strong and so at the time, I just felt like I was looking into the future and like I don't know I don't even wanna like say it out loud but it was just like sad shit about Joe and I did not like it so I had a whole fucking moment panicking about that and then I woke up at one could not go back to sleep, and I started tossing and turning Sorry, and of all things I was thinking about is how I'm going to Mexico the week of Thanksgiving and for the dogs you need to get them into daycare wait in advance because that's a super busy week and I'm like oh my God I have to get moved first and I have to find a daycare first and they have to get accepted into a daycare first and then I have to book the boarding and like I just have this total fear that I'm not gonna be able to find anybody to watch them so I frightened about that And then I think there were some other crisis in my brain. I don't know I can't remember. I'm so fun Tell me about you
[2026-07-31 10:34:00] Dave: Do you ever have a second?
[2026-07-31 10:34:00] Dave: Just never reply
[2026-07-31 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just died.
[2026-07-31 10:35:00] Dave: Gut doing a thing…
[2026-07-31 10:35:00] Dave: I totally feel ya
[2026-07-31 10:35:00] Dave: Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
[2026-07-31 10:37:00] Dave: Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
[2026-07-31 10:38:00] Dave: Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
[2026-07-31 10:49:00] Dave: So that’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand about weed. That epiphany feeling is a feature not a bug. When you get high and have those deep, scary, thoughts what’s happening is the medicine is allowing your brain to have very important thoughts that you don’t normally allow yourself to have. That is where the therapeutic benefits of cannabis lies. And that’s the reason I used the word medicine in this context. Embracing it and paying attention to it is key. Deep down you know Joe very well might not make it. You maintain hope and a positive attitude to avoid the devastating reality throughout your daily life. The message your brain was temporarily allowed to give you is: you do need to think about this possibility. Why? Because how much worse would you feel if the unthinkable did happen and you never made your peace with him.
[2026-07-31 10:50:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭😭
[2026-07-31 10:50:00] Dave: It sucks when you just want to get high and chill
[2026-07-31 10:52:00] Dave: It’s Friday, slides are fine lol
[2026-07-31 10:52:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-31 11:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I don't know what Candace is doing and I pretty worried but like shit is blowing up at that place that she's leaving And like I don't know what normal is when it comes to therapy so I can't even like advise, but it feels like shit hit in the van But her contract is ending. She's supposed to be wrapping up like any day now and I guess you know they told her hey we need you to discharge your clients and essentially you're gonna refer them to another provider within the network and so she's they didn't give her like any script. She says they haven't given her a script or anything like what exactly to say Indie in these meetings and so she's having these therapy sessions with these clients that are her clients and she's telling them she's leaving them like oh my God like where are you going and she's like well I can't say you know, but you feel free to book me up you know after this blah blah blah and so a lot of the clients have been saying like well I'm gonna stay with you And like get out, I don't give a fuck if you're not with this network or not like I'm gonna stay with you which my therapist did the same thing but she never had to like. Tell me she was always just my therapist like I went where she went anyway well, I guess 15 clients have not. Like reached out to basically schedule any further appointments through the network and Katie the bitch she was like 32 is losing her mind and she's like this is not normal. Candace are you see these clients outside of caramel therapy and Candace is like no I am not seeing anybody outside of these calls which she hasn't until next week she's going to start seeing them and I'm like I don't know that I would. Yet like be completely done with this contract I would anyway but everybody's different. I'm more risky verse and chickenshit but anyway, so like Candace also. Maybe rightfully so does not respond right away to this girl like she'll go hours without responding to her and Katie just kinda like the ones response is way sooner than that so she's like messaging her all day long and can wait until like fucking midnight to respond so anyway she's just like sending Messages and it's mentioning like reach of contract like she just sent over like the AI summary of summarizing what this girl said in the latest one and it's talking about preacher contract all those shit and I'm just like dude you need to get out of here. I don't know what you're doing is right but like get the fuck out regardless because it sounds like this shit's going really fucking south. And It seems crazy though like it's a client didn't sign a contract with that network then I would think the client could go wherever the fuck the client wants to go. We're not fucking bound to go to therapy through this therapy network so it's just kind of really wild to me I don't know.
[2026-07-31 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Justin seems stressed
[2026-07-31 12:01:00] Dave: I’m sure he is lol… he getting ready to do an interview
[2026-07-31 12:01:00] Dave: I’m sure he is lol… he getting ready to do an interview
[2026-07-31 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-31 12:14:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I think it sounds like this woman is being spiteful probably at least that's the idea I get from what you told me about the previously tear. She sounds just like a bitch like she took like a bonus back or something right once she found out Candace was leaving. Something like that happened is fucking shitty and then this whole thing like The clients can go wherever they want like it's not there's no way you can but like if a provider goes somewhere and says I'm leaving you know and if I can't tell you where I'm going, but you know you can look me up if you want that's totally above board and more than I would think is even like you know legally necessary, right because it is the clients choice Like if I ask my provider like where are you going cause I wanna stay with you like they should be able to tell me where they're going and I think they can but even still it sounds like this woman is just super butt hurt about Clients not making you know about leaving with Candace either one out of spite or two because she's fucking stressing about her numbers at the clinic and or whatever you know Maybe she's not maybe they're not doing so hot in the way and having a provider leave and take clients with them is a pretty big hit like they're on their patient numbers or whatever for the money so it's probably that she's probably freaking out because she's a bitch and she needs clients
[2026-07-31 14:01:00] Dave: Justin did ok
[2026-07-31 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Oof. “Ok” is not bueno lol
[2026-07-31 14:06:00] Dave: Yeah 😬
[2026-07-31 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Did you get the socially awkward vibes
[2026-07-31 14:07:00] Dave: Just a little bit of nerves
[2026-07-31 14:07:00] Dave: Not terrible tbh
[2026-07-31 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I have been non stop on calls. Can’t even think 😭
[2026-07-31 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Welp. c'est la vie
[2026-07-31 14:10:00] Sam Willis: How are you
[2026-07-31 14:11:00] Sam Willis: QRA workbooks are due today and I haven’t even freaking looked at it
[2026-07-31 14:24:00] Sam Willis: I think you and I watched police cam footage of this guy. Remember the brewery owner who is super liberal and always harassing ppl?
[2026-07-31 14:24:00] Sam Willis: https://people.com/brewery-losing-alcohol-permit-after-promising-free-beer-trump-death-12030969 Brewery That Promised Free Beer on the Day Trump Dies Is Stripped of Alcohol Permit Wisconsin officials are revoking Minocqua Brewing Company’s alcohol permit after progressive owner Kirk Bangstad vowed that he would serve free beer whenever President Donald Trump dies
[2026-07-31 14:24:00] Sam Willis: I’m pretty sure this is his brewery lol
[2026-07-31 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Fucking kill me with these calls
[2026-07-31 14:39:00] Dave: How many more calls do you have today
[2026-07-31 14:39:00] Dave: I’ve been pretty busy today actually. Not even mad about it though lol
[2026-07-31 14:40:00] Dave: Doing pretty good
[2026-07-31 14:43:00] Sam Willis: 2
[2026-07-31 14:43:00] Sam Willis: 2
[2026-07-31 14:44:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less
[2026-07-31 14:44:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less
[2026-07-31 14:51:00] Dave: Shut your mouth
[2026-07-31 14:54:00] Dave: I don’t know shit
[2026-07-31 14:54:00] Sam Willis: You know it’s true
[2026-07-31 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-07-31 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Today!!
[2026-07-31 15:30:00] Dave: Are you going to celebrate??
[2026-07-31 15:30:00] Dave: Wuuuut
[2026-07-31 15:31:00] Sam Willis: Duh
[2026-07-31 16:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-31 16:24:00] Dave: Ffs
[2026-07-31 16:24:00] Dave: Did that just happen?
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Sam Willis: I told Candace to get a lawyer bc this lady isn’t going to pay her. Guaranteed
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Material breach of contract
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Dave: Katie’s a fucking twat
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Sam Willis: That’s not something that you just say
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Dave: Haha right?
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Just a bit ago
[2026-07-31 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Katie sucks
[2026-07-31 16:26:00] Dave: When was Candace expecting to stop working there
[2026-07-31 16:26:00] Sam Willis: In the next few days was the hope
[2026-07-31 16:27:00] Sam Willis: She had 2 sessions literally today
[2026-07-31 16:27:00] Sam Willis: As soon as she finished documentation of her sessions
[2026-07-31 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Like actively still seeing clients
[2026-07-31 16:27:00] Dave: What the actual fuck
[2026-07-31 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Katie makes the whole practice look chaotic as fuck
[2026-07-31 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Ok I love you!
[2026-07-31 16:28:00] Dave: I’m taking a quick nap babe
[2026-07-31 16:28:00] Dave: I guess Katie was trying to “beat her to it”
[2026-07-31 16:29:00] Dave: I love youuuuuu
[2026-07-31 16:42:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13513-W-Rovey-Ct-Litchfield-Park-AZ-85340/55289863_zpid/ 13513 W ROVEY Court, Litchfield Park, AZ 85340 | MLS #7061074 | Zillow This 2582 square feet Single Family home has 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 13513 W ROVEY Court, Litchfield Park, AZ.
[2026-07-31 16:42:00] Sam Willis: We are live!!
[2026-07-31 17:54:00] Dave: Yesss! When??
[2026-07-31 17:54:00] Sam Willis: Omg I already have my first showing!!
[2026-07-31 18:00:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow at 445. And she’s doing an open house from 10-2
[2026-07-31 18:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, so much for a relaxing night I'm gonna be rushing around. I gotta do more motherfucking painting. Oh my God there was one room left I needed to I need to go to Sherwin-Williams and get paint so I can touch up like the nail holes. Anyway, so the guy coming to look tomorrow is a CA loan. I don't know how old he is or whatever but he was already well in the process of going to buy another house and he decided to back out because it the inspection report came back and it just needed too much work. So I'm like the only thing I'm worried about is the roof because the roof is probably original to the house so it's 23 years old and the roofs here last typically 20 to 30 years so That worries me but a part of me also like it comes back and they wanna throw a bitch fit. It's like OK. I also replaced two fucking HVAC units so would you rather have a cracked roof or no fucking AC OK I think that I picked wisely. I'm already like gearing up for a fucking battle. I'm getting stressed but anyway So yeah, that's it's exciting
[2026-07-31 18:21:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to tonight?
[2026-07-31 18:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, that's super exciting Hi Yeah, gosh, I wouldn't be gearing up for a battle just yet I mean, you know They can be easy-going like if you don't wanna put a roof on fuck them don't put a roof off. There'll be more people. I'm sure. And if he's already been backed out of one, he's ready to get shit. Get shit going in. I bet so that will be quite interesting. Yeah I was just actually just typing your message that said yeah that said. What if you get an offer like I can't believe like just everything this is all like everything has happened so fast because just think last November where you were sad because you weren't ever gonna get to move home And you missed it so much and you were in such a funk and then you are just eight months later About to be done like you are kicking so much ass I'm so proud of you so happy for you. I love it. So yeah, that'll be awesome. Keep me updated of course Fucking crazy about Candace's boss or whatever the fuck that twat is like Jesus Christ like was she trying to get the Termination of contract out before Candace quit You can't you can't quit because you're fired. You can't find me because I quit. Shit like that like Jesus Christ But yeah, she needs to fucking tell her like what the breach of contract was you know like she can't just say that about all that shit just fucking AI anyway Yeah, so fucking crazy and I'm not doing shit just fucking. I just got a message from Dominic about like right started recording something about Mr. Subaru talking to him again so I gotta fucking figure that out but yeah I'm just waiting to get my pizza right now. Pizza pizza work on some rocker dock think about you Orgasm day maybe I'll think about you a lot Yeah, so are you going to get paid now? I guess it's only four a lot so 430 anyway good luck. Love you. Can't wait to hear how it goes and an open house that's crazy so much going on
[2026-07-31 18:31:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-31 18:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-31 20:26:00] Dave: Whatcha up to sweetiepie?
[2026-07-31 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Patching walls 🙄🙄
[2026-07-31 20:29:00] Sam Willis: atleast I’m not having to repaint a whole room. Thank Christ
[2026-07-31 20:29:00] Dave: Yeah that’s what I figured
[2026-07-31 20:29:00] Dave: How’s it going?
[2026-07-31 20:30:00] Dave: Don’t some laundry
[2026-07-31 20:30:00] Dave: Just watching yt lol
[2026-07-31 20:30:00] Sam Willis: I still need to watch my MWS today 😭
[2026-07-31 20:30:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-07-31 20:30:00] Sam Willis: Patch stuff is drying. I’m about to head out to Ace to see if they can color match
[2026-07-31 20:31:00] Dave: Delish, as always!
[2026-07-31 20:31:00] Sam Willis: How was the pizza
[2026-07-31 20:32:00] Sam Willis: How does one cut off a piece to color match?
[2026-07-31 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Ahh I’m getting it. I think
[2026-07-31 20:33:00] Sam Willis: This thingy seems too weak
[2026-07-31 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Eep 😬
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Dave: But do it like at the corner where the trim meets the door broooo
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Dave: Well… the first rule is to not do it right in under middle of the wall lmao
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Sam Willis: It’s behind a door!!
[2026-07-31 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Close enough lol
[2026-07-31 20:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best baby
[2026-07-31 20:39:00] Dave: Nah just the usual stuff
[2026-07-31 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Watching anything good on YT?
[2026-07-31 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Also. I’m soooooo glad we don’t have work tomorrow
[2026-07-31 20:47:00] Sam Willis: What are your thoughts on holding hands…while walking…
[2026-07-31 20:49:00] Sam Willis: I asked YOU
[2026-07-31 20:49:00] Dave: What are YOUR thoughts on it
[2026-07-31 20:50:00] Dave: Part of me says: I’d hold your hand 100% of time, all the time. But another part of me says…. It’s pretty annoying lol
[2026-07-31 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-31 20:50:00] Dave: In guess it depends on the situation
[2026-07-31 20:51:00] Sam Willis: I have no problem holding your hand when we are sitting or laying or something. But while walking?? Like into a restaurant? Or store? No
[2026-07-31 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Bc I walk fast so like…you’re slowing me down. And I feel like I’m a 15 yr old when I’m holding hands lol
[2026-07-31 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Remember when that was a huge deal in like jr high? Omgggg he held my hand!!!!!! 😱
[2026-07-31 20:53:00] Dave: Like… into the office… to the cafe..
[2026-07-31 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I would be fucking mortified
[2026-07-31 20:53:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-07-31 20:53:00] Dave: It’s settled. We’re holding hands everywhere next time
[2026-07-31 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol
[2026-07-31 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol
[2026-07-31 20:56:00] Dave: Mostly my penis
[2026-07-31 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Ya big softie 🤪
[2026-07-31 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[2026-07-31 20:57:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-07-31 20:58:00] Sam Willis: On top of the fridge
[2026-07-31 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Omg Nala IS in the 3D tour. Lmao
[2026-07-31 20:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-31 20:59:00] Dave: That’s so awesome!
[2026-07-31 20:59:00] Dave: Yessss!!
[2026-07-31 21:27:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe how many times I yell at my TV “PIT THAT BITCH!!” these days 😅
[2026-07-31 21:31:00] Dave: Lmao ikr
[2026-07-31 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams!
[2026-07-31 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. I love you so much!
[2026-07-31 21:33:00] Dave: I love you so so much
[2026-07-31 21:33:00] Dave: I’m doing to bed baby
[2026-07-31 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow ❤️
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DAY OVERVIEW It was a busy Friday for the couple, with their house going on the market and Sam dealing with a stressful work situation. The day began with playful teasing about the gummy Sam took, which led to a conversation about the therapeutic effects of cannabis and the importance of embracing deep thoughts that come up. The conversation also touched on their feelings of pride and excitement for Sam's upcoming move, contrasting with the stress of her work and the chaos at her therapy practice. There was a mix of playful banter, emotional support, and some light teasing about hand-holding.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Cannabis Effects (Gummy): - What was said: Sam shared her experience with a gummy, feeling good at first but then experiencing heart racing and anxiety, which kept her awake. Dave discussed the therapeutic benefits of cannabis, suggesting the deep thoughts Sam had were important. - Emotional register: Initially playful, then anxious, with a shift to philosophical reflection. - Notable quotes: "Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing," "Embracing it and paying attention to it is key."
- House on the Market:
- What was said: The house is listed for 497,500, and Sam is preparing for open houses. Dave is excited to see the house, though Sam has not given him a preview.
- Emotional register: Excitement and pride for Sam.
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Notable quotes: "You're so cute when you're stoned," "I love it."
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Work Stress (Sam's Therapy Practice):
- What was said: Sam discussed the chaos at her work, with a colleague, Candace, dealing with a difficult boss, Katie, who is trying to prevent clients from leaving with Candace. Sam advised Candace to get a lawyer due to a potential breach of contract.
- Emotional register: Concern and frustration.
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Notable quotes: "I told Candace to get a lawyer bc this lady isn’t going to pay her. Guaranteed."
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Justin's Job Interview:
- What was said: Dave shared that Justin had a job interview and provided updates on the process. He also discussed the internal hiring preference and the potential for Justin to be a strong candidate.
- Emotional register: Neutral to supportive.
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Notable quotes: "Hopefully that goes better than I'm expecting."
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Hand-holding Discussions:
- What was said: The couple discussed their preferences and thoughts on holding hands, with Sam finding it uncomfortable in public settings while Dave sees it more positively, especially when initiated by his "penis."
- Emotional register: Playful and teasing.
- Notable quotes: "Part of me says: I’d hold your hand 100% of time, all the time," "Mostly my penis."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Physical Longing: - What was described or discussed: Dave mentioned thinking about Sam while having pizza, noting it's "Orgasm day" and suggesting he might think about her a lot. - Specific language: "Think about you a lot," "I guess it depends on the situation."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with playfulness and teasing, especially about the gummy's effects and the house. Sam was more vulnerable, sharing her anxieties about the gummy and her work. Both showed care and support, with Dave offering a philosophical perspective on the cannabis experience and Sam providing advice for Candace. The playful banter about hand-holding showed a dynamic of teasing and understanding.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned." — Dave, playful morning. - "I just kept getting like stressed out about it and like total anxiety." — Sam, anxious reflection. - "It sucks when you just want to get high and chill." — Dave, empathetic. - "I love it." — Dave, proud of Sam's progress. - "You know it’s true." — Sam, playful tease. - "I love you so so much." — Dave, tender goodbye.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The situation with Candace and Katie at the therapy practice is ongoing, with Sam waiting to see how it resolves. The house's open house and potential offers are upcoming events. The playful discussion about hand-holding leaves their dynamic open for further teasing and exploration.
MOOD MAP Playful morning → anxious reflection → philosophical discussion → supportive care → playful banter → tender goodbye.
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
149
44.1 fewer; previous daily average 193.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
28
0.9 fewer; previous daily average 28.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 64 · 43% | 85 · 57% |
| Average reply time | 2m 13s (n=32) | 4m 44s (n=34) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 13s (n=32). 20% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 47s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 321 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 44s (n=34). 2% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 50s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 326 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 23.1 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 76.9% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 92.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 23% lower than the previous daily average of 193.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 149 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (11), Status update (10), Affection (9), Frustration (7), Excitement (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (21), Humor (13), Frustration (11), Checking in (8), Affection (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
10 of 19 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (53%).
9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 42s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 19 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Passive aggression
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Just never reply
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just d…
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
- Context · · Dave
I totally feel ya
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
- Context · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
I’m sure he is lol… he getting ready to do an interview This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I think it sounds like this woman is being spiteful probably at least that's the idea I get from what you told me about the previously tear. She sounds just like a bitch like she took like a bonus bac…
- Context · · Dave
Justin did ok
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof. “Ok” is not bueno lol
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
136 of 149 messages (91.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 58 / 64 | 90.6% |
| Sam Willis | 78 / 85 | 91.8% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.70 |
| Boundary setting | 0.80 |
| Checking in | 0.69 |
| Deep sharing | 0.83 |
| Disagreement | 0.57 |
| Emotional support | 0.75 |
| Encouragement | 0.71 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.70 |
| Frustration | 0.72 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.70 |
| Status update | 0.66 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.72 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:49:18
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sleep well sweetpea
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes house goes on market today
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes you’ll have to see it as the same time as everyone else lol sorry baby
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetpea
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes house goes on market today
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes you’ll have to see it as the same time as everyone else lol sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
What time is Justin interview
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol yes I love those panel interviews
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Whatcha up to sweetiepie?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Patching walls 🙄🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
atleast I’m not having to repaint a whole room. Thank Christ
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s what I figured
- Context · · Dave
How’s it going?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.90000000000001
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to
- Context · · Sam Willis
Patch stuff is drying. I’m about to head out to Ace to see if they can color match
- Detected signal · · Dave
Delish, as always!
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the pizza
- Context · · Sam Willis
How does one cut off a piece to color match?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg Nala IS in the 3D tour. Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s so awesome!
- Context · · Dave
Yessss!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t believe how many times I yell at my TV “PIT THAT BITCH!!” these days 😅
Boundary setting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Dave
In guess it depends on the situation
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I have no problem holding your hand when we are sitting or laying or something. But while walking?? Like into a restaurant? Or store? No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I walk fast so like…you’re slowing me down. And I feel like I’m a 15 yr old when I’m holding hands lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remember when that was a huge deal in like jr high? Omgggg he held my hand!!!!!! 😱
Checking in
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Context · · Dave
Just never reply
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just d…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof. “Ok” is not bueno lol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah 😬
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Did you get the socially awkward vibes
- Context · · Dave
Just a little bit of nerves
- Context · · Dave
Not terrible tbh
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea you gotta go with the better candidate, regardless of who it is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Context · · Dave
Just never reply
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
- Context · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
- Detected signal · · Dave
So that’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand about weed. That epiphany feeling is a feature not a bug. When you get high and have those deep, scary, thoughts what’s happening is the medicine is allowing your brain to have very impo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭
- Context · · Dave
It sucks when you just want to get high and chill
Disagreement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Material breach of contract
- Context · · Dave
Katie’s a fucking twat
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s not something that you just say
- Context · · Dave
Haha right?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. Just a bit ago
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Context · · Dave
Just never reply
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just d…
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
- Detected signal · · Dave
I totally feel ya
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
- Context · · Dave
So that’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand about weed. That epiphany feeling is a feature not a bug. When you get high and have those deep, scary, thoughts what’s happening is the medicine is allowing your brain to have very impo…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭
- Context · · Dave
It sucks when you just want to get high and chill
- Context · · Dave
It’s Friday, slides are fine lol
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
2 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
2
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less
- Context · · Dave
Shut your mouth
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
2
- Context · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less
- Context · · Dave
Shut your mouth
- Context · · Dave
I don’t know shit
score 0.84 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Well, so much for a relaxing night I'm gonna be rushing around. I gotta do more motherfucking painting. Oh my God there was one room left I needed to I need to go to Sherwin-Williams and get paint so I can touch up like the…
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to tonight?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, that's super exciting Hi Yeah, gosh, I wouldn't be gearing up for a battle just yet I mean, you know They can be easy-going like if you don't wanna put a roof on fuck them don't put a roof off. There'l…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Excitement
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You know it’s true
- Context · · Sam Willis
Uh huh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Today!!
- Context · · Dave
Are you going to celebrate??
- Context · · Dave
Wuuuut
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Uh huh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Today!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you going to celebrate??
- Context · · Dave
Wuuuut
- Context · · Sam Willis
Duh
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Ffs
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did that just happen?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I told Candace to get a lawyer bc this lady isn’t going to pay her. Guaranteed
- Context · · Sam Willis
Material breach of contract
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
🤪
- Context · · Dave
It’s settled. We’re holding hands everywhere next time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Mostly my penis
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
It’s settled. We’re holding hands everywhere next time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Which part of you says you’d hold my hand 💯 % of the time? lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Mostly my penis
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ya big softie 🤪
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ya big softie 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm 🤤🤤🤤🤤
- Detected signal · · Dave
Heheh
- Context · · Sam Willis
On top of the fridge
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg Nala IS in the 3D tour. Lmao
Frustration
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
- Context · · Dave
I totally feel ya
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
- Context · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
score 0.80 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
I’m sure he is lol… he getting ready to do an interview This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I think it sounds like this woman is being spiteful probably at least that's the idea I get from what you told me about the previously tear. She sounds just like a bitch like she took like a bonus bac…
- Context · · Dave
Justin did ok
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof. “Ok” is not bueno lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Justin did ok
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof. “Ok” is not bueno lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah 😬
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get the socially awkward vibes
- Context · · Dave
Just a little bit of nerves
Humor
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes you’ll have to see it as the same time as everyone else lol sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
What time is Justin interview
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
lol yes I love those panel interviews
- Context · · Dave
1:00
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea you gotta go with the better candidate, regardless of who it is
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Context · · Dave
Just never reply
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just d…
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
- Context · · Dave
I totally feel ya
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I totally feel ya
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
- Context · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
- Context · · Dave
So that’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand about weed. That epiphany feeling is a feature not a bug. When you get high and have those deep, scary, thoughts what’s happening is the medicine is allowing your brain to have very impo…
Passive aggression
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just never reply
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, dude I just got out of my neighborhood and thank God I realized I'm still wearing my slides. I never put on. I've lost my fucking mind thank God I did not drive all the way to the office. Dude, I would have just d…
- Context · · Dave
Gut doing a thing…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
SEE?!!!? It’s better this way. You would hate your job less
- Detected signal · · Dave
Shut your mouth
- Context · · Dave
I don’t know shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
You know it’s true
Planning
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Eep 😬
- Context · · Dave
I love you
- Detected signal · · Dave
But do it like at the corner where the trim meets the door broooo
- Context · · Dave
Well… the first rule is to not do it right in under middle of the wall lmao
- Context · · Dave
Lololol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Part of me says: I’d hold your hand 100% of time, all the time. But another part of me says…. It’s pretty annoying lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
In guess it depends on the situation
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have no problem holding your hand when we are sitting or laying or something. But while walking?? Like into a restaurant? Or store? No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I walk fast so like…you’re slowing me down. And I feel like I’m a 15 yr old when I’m holding hands lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I walk fast so like…you’re slowing me down. And I feel like I’m a 15 yr old when I’m holding hands lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remember when that was a huge deal in like jr high? Omgggg he held my hand!!!!!! 😱
- Detected signal · · Dave
Like… into the office… to the cafe..
- Context · · Sam Willis
I would be fucking mortified
- Context · · Dave
🤪
Request
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes house goes on market today
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes you’ll have to see it as the same time as everyone else lol sorry baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What time is Justin interview
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol yes I love those panel interviews
- Context · · Dave
1:00
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. Just a bit ago
- Context · · Sam Willis
Katie sucks
- Detected signal · · Dave
When was Candace expecting to stop working there
- Context · · Sam Willis
In the next few days was the hope
- Context · · Sam Willis
She had 2 sessions literally today
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s what I figured
- Context · · Dave
How’s it going?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Don’t some laundry
- Context · · Dave
Just watching yt lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I still need to watch my MWS today 😭
Status update
Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetpea
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad you took a gummy last night. You're so cute when you're stoned. I hope you slept really well. And got to relax after all this shit so does the house go on the market today…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hey baby. I’m going to sleep a bit more. I told the team I’d be in by 930. Bc my head is hurting. Again. The gummy was both good and bad. Felt good for the first 2 hrs then I felt like my heart was racing. I also woke up at 1 and just laid…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Anyway. Talk soon
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetpea
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes house goes on market today
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Don’t some laundry
- Context · · Dave
Just watching yt lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I still need to watch my MWS today 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to
- Context · · Sam Willis
Patch stuff is drying. I’m about to head out to Ace to see if they can color match
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea you gotta go with the better candidate, regardless of who it is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I’m going into the office. Eventually lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Feeling slightly more alive though I need that it's already so late but it is what it is of course Chris Foy. I am me. I don't even know what fucking time I said hey let me know when you have a second. I haven't…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so yeah like I took half of a gummy last night and was feeling like amazing and was laughing my ass off and also was like slow as fuck you know how like I was like getting ready for bed and I was getting a house like all…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever have a second?
- Context · · Dave
Just never reply
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… trying to find pants that fit.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah the time dilation
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yup, sometimes I get anxiety with gummies too
- Context · · Dave
So that’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand about weed. That epiphany feeling is a feature not a bug. When you get high and have those deep, scary, thoughts what’s happening is the medicine is allowing your brain to have very impo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭