2026-04-29
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[2026-04-29 06:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-04-29 06:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh shit, it's 12. The new record. I can't remember what the last. Record was
[2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: Woah!! Can’t wait to listen to all this!!
[2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: 12.5 inches!!
[2026-04-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: Now THAT’S too big btw lol
[2026-04-29 08:00:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: Well, lucky for you that is addressed within 😂
[2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: Actually about 10” of that is about my dick
[2026-04-29 08:01:00] Dave: And/or your vagina
[2026-04-29 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!
[2026-04-29 08:02:00] Dave: It’s mostly dick/sex talk
[2026-04-29 08:02:00] Dave: Lmao 🤦♂️
[2026-04-29 08:02:00] Sam Willis: The best!
[2026-04-29 08:03:00] Dave: Probably not really sexy dick/sex talk mind you, but dick/sex talk nonetheless 🤪😘
[2026-04-29 08:08:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha whichever works
[2026-04-29 08:08:00] Sam Willis: But also…
[2026-04-29 08:08:00] Sam Willis: I might take a sick day…🫣
[2026-04-29 08:08:00] Sam Willis: I don’t wanna get up
[2026-04-29 08:09:00] Dave: Do it!!
[2026-04-29 08:09:00] Dave: And what’s up?
[2026-04-29 08:09:00] Sam Willis: So sleepy and have a headache
[2026-04-29 08:10:00] Sam Willis: I have my interview at 830. Which is just a phone call. Sweet!! But I don’t want to adult the rest of the day
[2026-04-29 08:13:00] Dave: Hahaha I thought that said “audit” the rest of the day and I was like 🤔
[2026-04-29 08:14:00] Dave: You definitely deserve a sick day baby 💯😘
[2026-04-29 08:20:00] Dave: You should also probably find time to insert your plug, and suction that dildo to the wall to suck while you fuck yourself with the other one and imagine I’m outside your door watching you 😈
[2026-04-29 08:26:00] Dave: You know… jic you’re looking for ideas 😏
[2026-04-29 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Wowza! I’m just getting up and reading your texts 🥵🥵
[2026-04-29 09:42:00] Sam Willis: OK going to listen to your message now
[2026-04-29 09:43:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭
[2026-04-29 09:43:00] Dave: The message is much more juvenile than my txts 🤪
[2026-04-29 09:44:00] Sam Willis: You are such a shit
[2026-04-29 09:44:00] Sam Willis: No I was not rolling my eyes!
[2026-04-29 09:44:00] Sam Willis: I was smiling
[2026-04-29 09:44:00] Dave: Yes! Live commentary
[2026-04-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: God, I came like a full waterfall on you
[2026-04-29 09:46:00] Dave: Yes. Dick = just fine 😌
[2026-04-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Yea. I am sorry about the micro peens. It is sad.
[2026-04-29 09:46:00] Dave: Yes. Dick = just fine 😌
[2026-04-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: = perfection
[2026-04-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Like…if you can’t put all your fingers around it. Like in a fist
[2026-04-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Like, if I only can hold it with like 2 fingers
[2026-04-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: 🫣🫣
[2026-04-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-29 09:47:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: I’m also very happy you are circumcised
[2026-04-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: It shouldn’t matter. But it is my preference
[2026-04-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Wait
[2026-04-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Vaginas can be offset??
[2026-04-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-04-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Are you joking?
[2026-04-29 09:49:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-04-29 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Ok my vagina doesn’t smell amazing. Let’s be real lol
[2026-04-29 09:51:00] Dave: I figured the sideways Chinese vaginas comment would give it away
[2026-04-29 09:51:00] Dave: I figured the sideways Chinese vaginas comment would give it away
[2026-04-29 09:51:00] Sam Willis: lol you really are a juvenile sometimes 😂😂 but I love all of you
[2026-04-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Lolll yess the fruity pebbles
[2026-04-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea gotta soak it
[2026-04-29 09:53:00] Dave: OR JUST RINSE THEM OUT BEFORE THEY FUCKING SOLIDIFY
[2026-04-29 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Your affirmations are adorable
[2026-04-29 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Interview in 35 min
[2026-04-29 09:54:00] Sam Willis: I’m feeling fine. I just honestly think we are too far off $$ wise
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: If anything; I am feeling guilty for probably wasting their time
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I annoy myself
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Dave: Yeah don’t feel guilty.
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: No I’ve never had 12 inches
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Dave: It’s just part of the process
[2026-04-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I’ve never had 10 inches
[2026-04-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Probs not 9 either
[2026-04-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 09:57:00] Sam Willis: How many men are actually walking around with 12 inch dicks. My lawddd
[2026-04-29 09:57:00] Dave: Ikr
[2026-04-29 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Definitely NOT the majority lol
[2026-04-29 09:57:00] Dave: But according to porn… ALL OF THEM
[2026-04-29 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Right? 🙄
[2026-04-29 10:09:00] Sam Willis: This is such bullshit
[2026-04-29 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I hate mornings with a fiery passion
[2026-04-29 10:10:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-29 10:10:00] Sam Willis: “Social schedules are not usually a problem for you.” Ummm fuck yes they are
[2026-04-29 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Anything with the word “social” in it is a problem for me
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Dave: What about with the word… my dick.. in it? 😏
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Dave: You seem pretty good with that in the morning
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok just bc that happened ONE time doesn’t mean I’m a morning sex person. I’m still not convinced 😂
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s something I love
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Have you looked at flights?!?
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-04-29 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok just bc that happened ONE time doesn’t mean I’m a morning sex person. I’m still not convinced 😂
[2026-04-29 10:12:00] Dave: Sounds like a challenge
[2026-04-29 10:12:00] Dave: Sounds like a challenge
[2026-04-29 10:14:00] Sam Willis: That’s perfect ❤️
[2026-04-29 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning how was work? I'm also feeling guilty that I didn't go into work. This is this was the case where I woke up at 4:55 because of the dogs and I was mad that they woke me up before five so then I went back to bed, even though I was already up getting things for them. I went back to bed at like 515. I know my alarm went off at six. I was like yeah fuck this. I need to stop doing that, but Anyway, I'm feeling guilty. Just feeling guilty about all the things. Yeah, OK so interview in like 10 minutes. I'll let you know how it goes. Hopefully it doesn't take the full 45 minutes Anyway, I should really be saving my vacate or my vacation my sick days for when I'm actually like suffering from a deep depression you know which could be like at anytime So I'm mad at myself Why is this bitch talking? I have I mentioned I cannot fucking stand Aaron. Anyway, OK, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get into the mindset for this interview. Maybe I should not have logged into work. Anyway, all right well I will let you know how it goes and I love you and you are a deuce and I hope you're having a great day and all of the things and I can't wait to talk to you more later bye
[2026-04-29 10:25:00] Sam Willis: The key is that I need to be able to go back to sleep again right after ☺️
[2026-04-29 10:25:00] Sam Willis: The key is that I need to be able to go back to sleep again right after ☺️
[2026-04-29 10:37:00] Dave: Work is dumb
[2026-04-29 10:37:00] Dave: Don’t feel guilty lol. You deserve it
[2026-04-29 10:38:00] Dave: lol… Erin
[2026-04-29 10:38:00] Dave: Good luck on your interview!!
[2026-04-29 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Interview was fine She doesn't think Indy would be a problem actually she's like you know you just have to have to travel at least once a quarter. I'm like that's not a problem like travel to Effingham I mean that's like I'll be there more often than that but anyway. I think the rub is really gonna be the pay. I told her I needed to be closer to like I needed to be right around 200. To To move and fuck I don't even know like I really struggled with taking a pick up. I know it's like Comish for people to take pay cuts, but I've never had to take one and I just I don't love it. So I don't know I don't know my answer is for the stupid like star questions could've been better, but I pulled shit out of my ass, but I need to think of way better examples. I just totally pulled shit out of my ass, but it was fine. Let's see if she really didn't get into like the rest of benefits because I think base pay is probably what matters most at this point So yeah, I mean they've had. They had a really shitty year last year they They lost like $125 million And that's why they see if I was fired like their bonuses were ass I don't know I don't know. It's too hard to know yet cause I haven't talked to like I need to talk now more to people that are like close to the actual work but Also, the last time I have was scrolling through fucking LinkedIn and seeing like all the people you know that like are tied to the bank, you know currently work there I used to work there are so many people from high school. I just don't know if I can handle it, I really don't. I'm mean it's not like I would see them every day but like oh my God also on the board there's only one woman. One out of like 10 men I don't know who the audit committee people are. I couldn't tell from like their titles who was audit committee probably some old, fucking white man. That is one thing I don't like public speaking do I really want to be the one talking to the fucking audit committee and talking to the fucking fed I mean honestly it be really good for me but like do I want it now so I don't know I feel OK It's not like oh yay, but you would like just Reading their Tim K last night though oh my God it did bring back so much like reading the footnotes in the financial statements. I'm like holy fuck I haven't done this in so long so like there's parts of it that's like. Nostalgic but I don't think I love it you know, but I was learning a lot But anyway, all right, what am I gonna do the rest of the day? I'm feeling feeling a type of way. OK, what's going on with you?
[2026-04-29 11:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 11:06:00] Dave: In meetings will listen soon
[2026-04-29 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, so remember me talking to you about somebody using copilot as a fucking side hustle they're literally using it to generate images to like make stickers you know like how people sell their fucking stickers what are people thinking? So stupid
[2026-04-29 11:34:00] Dave: Is it common to take a pay cut?? I would never recommend it
[2026-04-29 11:35:00] Dave: Oh shit! Ppl from Highschool??
[2026-04-29 11:35:00] Dave: Ugh lol
[2026-04-29 11:35:00] Dave: Are you going to be able to talk to the people doing the work before you accept?
[2026-04-29 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Talk to my peers
[2026-04-29 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Talk to my peers
[2026-04-29 11:46:00] Sam Willis: I thought lots of ppl were taking pay cuts these days?? Fuck I dunno 😭
[2026-04-29 11:46:00] Sam Willis: If Stephen would just get back to me on whether I can transfer. Jesus
[2026-04-29 11:56:00] Sam Willis: But also…to be able to work from home again??? I mean…that’s really a nice thought lol
[2026-04-29 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Wait!!! Didn’t you have real bad storms last night?!
[2026-04-29 12:30:00] Dave: Not that I’ve heard. I mean some people do it they’re intentionally downgrading to reduce stress or whatever
[2026-04-29 12:30:00] Dave: So yeah… this might be a reason to take a pay cut 🤔🤷♂️
[2026-04-29 12:30:00] Dave: Not that I’ve heard. I mean some people do it they’re intentionally downgrading to reduce stress or whatever
[2026-04-29 12:30:00] Dave: So yeah… this might be a reason to take a pay cut 🤔🤷♂️
[2026-04-29 12:31:00] Dave: Nah. 10mins of rain
[2026-04-29 12:31:00] Dave: Nah. 10mins of rain
[2026-04-29 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Ok I’m back. Took a little nap.
[2026-04-29 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Right? A thought.
[2026-04-29 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I would take longer if not for these fools 🙄
[2026-04-29 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Right? A thought.
[2026-04-29 13:47:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-04-29 13:48:00] Dave: Pretty good. I figured you were napping 😋
[2026-04-29 13:48:00] Dave: And now I’m about to do the same 😁
[2026-04-29 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Haha enjoy turd! Talk to you later ❤️❤️
[2026-04-29 13:50:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-29 14:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Also. Audiobooks. How do you get them for free? Bc the Spotify thing was a no go lol
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Dave: Do you know what BitTorrent is?
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Sounds like a piracy thing
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Dave: It is
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Sam Willis: That’s how you get your audio books?
[2026-04-29 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Sir!! It’s not worth going to jail 😂
[2026-04-29 15:32:00] Dave: I mean… bt is a peer to peer protocol. It’s the main way all pirated material is shared. Services called trackers are what distribute the information that tell clients who’s sharing what, so they can connect. There are public and private trackers. Private trackers are exclusive and hard to get into, and that’s what I use. I’m a member of the god tier private trackers for movies, tv shows, and audiobooks (they’re are separate ones).
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Dave: So yeah that’s where I get them
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Dave: I’ve been doing this shit since the 80s and haven’t gone to jail yet lol
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Sam Willis: The god tier??? lol
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Sam Willis: The 80s!!!
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Sam Willis: When you were like 8?!?
[2026-04-29 15:33:00] Dave: 90s
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: wtf lolol
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Dave: When aol came out
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: 🤦♀️
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been a little criminal since you were a child 🤪🤪
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: You sexy man, you
[2026-04-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-29 15:35:00] Dave: There are varying degrees of exclusivity and I’m in the most exclusive. The ones that everybody wants to be a member of.
[2026-04-29 15:35:00] Dave: There are varying degrees of exclusivity and I’m in the most exclusive. The ones that everybody wants to be a member of.
[2026-04-29 15:35:00] Sam Willis: And how did you get into that?
[2026-04-29 15:36:00] Dave: Years of reputation building
[2026-04-29 15:36:00] Dave: By sharing and participating in the community and system
[2026-04-29 15:37:00] Dave: So lmk what books you want and I’ll hook you up
[2026-04-29 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Do I have to become part of this criminal entity in order to get it?? Lmfao
[2026-04-29 15:38:00] Dave: Nah. Just an associate 🤪
[2026-04-29 15:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 15:41:00] Sam Willis: How was your nap? ☺️
[2026-04-29 15:43:00] Dave: It was great
[2026-04-29 15:43:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-04-29 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Mine was pretty good. I’ve been a total bum. Wondering if I should go work out tonight but also like…meh lol
[2026-04-29 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Bc tonight is upper body and I’m already doing that kettlebell class tomorrow night soooooo
[2026-04-29 15:44:00] Dave: shared com.apple.CloudDocs_9D9876D6-163A-415A-A79F-4C3182BA43FC__0759c9d9f075457cdc3251ac47713625
[2026-04-29 15:45:00] Dave: Download file. Open in audiobook reader. I recommend bound.
[2026-04-29 15:45:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching this new true crime documentary on Netflix called “Should I Marry a Murderer”. Love it. About to start the 3rd/last episode
[2026-04-29 15:45:00] Dave: Download file. Open in audiobook reader. I recommend bound.
[2026-04-29 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh my gosh you’re the best!!!
[2026-04-29 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Love you so so much
[2026-04-29 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Yea I need to download an audio book reader
[2026-04-29 15:48:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t even put on a bra yet today. Sigh
[2026-04-29 15:49:00] Dave: Bound - Audiobook Player Play MP3/M4B/M4A audiobooks iOS Books https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bound-audiobook-player/id1041727137
[2026-04-29 15:51:00] Sam Willis: $5!?!!!
[2026-04-29 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Blasphemy
[2026-04-29 15:51:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-04-29 15:55:00] Dave: 😐
[2026-04-29 15:55:00] Dave: Less than the audiobook would have cost
[2026-04-29 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Touché
[2026-04-29 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Jesus
[2026-04-29 16:04:00] Sam Willis: I hear Christian on the phone talking to someone at work and he’s totally sounding like an asshole
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Literally talking down to whoever this person is
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: As if the other person is a child
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Dave: Just gotta make it through the week lol
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: This week and next
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Dave: Ohhh, that’s right
[2026-04-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-29 16:06:00] Sam Willis: There are parts of me that will miss him but this stuff puts me on edge
[2026-04-29 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Now he’s talking total shit.
[2026-04-29 16:06:00] Sam Willis: He also told me earlier today that he’s been feeling really lonely the past few weeks and I’m like….i dunno what to say to that
[2026-04-29 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t say that but that’s what I thought. I mean, it’s a normal feeling. Now I’m worried about how lonely he’ll be once he moves
[2026-04-29 16:07:00] Sam Willis: The man lives his life outside of work on Reddit…..
[2026-04-29 16:08:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m sure it’s going to take him some time to adjust
[2026-04-29 16:11:00] Dave: Don’t continue to torture yourself because he’s lonely.
[2026-04-29 16:12:00] Dave: Maybe if he wasn’t such a condescending asshole to everybody, he’d have some friends and wouldn’t be so lonely 🤷♂️
[2026-04-29 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-04-29 16:14:00] Dave: For?
[2026-04-29 16:15:00] Dave: Saying that stuff?
[2026-04-29 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Yea!
[2026-04-29 16:16:00] Dave: I’m glad it was helpful 😊
[2026-04-29 16:17:00] Sam Willis: You’re always so supportive
[2026-04-29 16:17:00] Dave: Thanks baby! You’re easy to support
[2026-04-29 16:17:00] Sam Willis: What do you have going on this evening?
[2026-04-29 16:18:00] Dave: Nada
[2026-04-29 16:18:00] Dave: I gotta figure out something for dinner
[2026-04-29 16:18:00] Dave: But other than that…
[2026-04-29 16:22:00] Sam Willis: The detective in this case is an absolute cunt
[2026-04-29 16:22:00] Dave: What’s his problem
[2026-04-29 16:23:00] Sam Willis: He is an example of white, old man, that is privileged and looks down on other ppl
[2026-04-29 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Total cunt
[2026-04-29 16:23:00] Dave: That reminds me.. I guess you haven’t watched dtf yet?
[2026-04-29 16:24:00] Sam Willis: No. But it’s on my list!! I promise
[2026-04-29 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Did you finish the false prophet?
[2026-04-29 16:25:00] Dave: No, just watched the first ep
[2026-04-29 16:25:00] Dave: Will probably finish tonight
[2026-04-29 16:34:00] Sam Willis: The woman that is the subject of this documentary is a messssss
[2026-04-29 16:34:00] Dave: Can you relate?
[2026-04-29 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Like a literal doctor. A pathologist. By age 30!! And she spirals so much she gets into tons of drinking and drugs. Coke. Ketamine.
[2026-04-29 16:35:00] Sam Willis: All bc of some dumb douche guy
[2026-04-29 16:35:00] Dave: lol, ofc
[2026-04-29 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Men really are the downfall of human society
[2026-04-29 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Lmao 😂😂😂
[2026-04-29 16:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m kidddingggg
[2026-04-29 16:36:00] Dave: I don’t know bro
[2026-04-29 16:37:00] Dave: Men run the world for the most part… and it ain’t going so well
[2026-04-29 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Also. Can we talk about!!! Why the FUCK the courts in the UK have the judge and other ppl wear those stupid wigs
[2026-04-29 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Lmao I do not understand
[2026-04-29 16:38:00] Sam Willis: It is not the 1700s!
[2026-04-29 16:38:00] Dave: Here they wear black robes and we call them “your honor”…
[2026-04-29 16:39:00] Dave: It’s not much better lol
[2026-04-29 16:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 16:39:00] Dave: At least the wigs are funny
[2026-04-29 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Ok but I can’t
[2026-04-29 16:40:00] Dave: That looks like a fucking ku klux klan robe lol
[2026-04-29 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?!?
[2026-04-29 16:45:00] Dave: Conversation card?
[2026-04-29 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo
[2026-04-29 16:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-04-29 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Ok funny award and then serious award
[2026-04-29 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Funny (ish)
[2026-04-29 16:48:00] Dave: Ok. Thinking
[2026-04-29 16:48:00] Sam Willis: You win for being a man of many talents and/or a jack of all trades
[2026-04-29 16:50:00] Sam Willis: I also would give you an award for being a “Cancer’s best friend” or most trusted sidekick
[2026-04-29 16:52:00] Dave: Ok… which one’s the funny one lol?
[2026-04-29 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Ok maybe neither lol
[2026-04-29 16:52:00] Sam Willis: OK thinking
[2026-04-29 16:52:00] Dave: Then which one’s the serious one?!
[2026-04-29 16:52:00] Sam Willis: BOTH
[2026-04-29 16:53:00] Sam Willis: You know what. They just are lol
[2026-04-29 16:53:00] Sam Willis: They are what they are 😂
[2026-04-29 16:53:00] Dave: True true
[2026-04-29 16:55:00] Sam Willis: I would also give you an award for the best person that can make me horny AF
[2026-04-29 16:58:00] Sam Willis: What are my awards!!
[2026-04-29 16:59:00] Dave: I’m trying to put things into words lol
[2026-04-29 16:59:00] Dave: Hold please
[2026-04-29 16:59:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like perfection 😝
[2026-04-29 17:00:00] Dave: Ok. How about: The Wetest Cowgirl award
[2026-04-29 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooooo
[2026-04-29 17:01:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-29 17:01:00] Dave: Ok working on another one…
[2026-04-29 17:08:00] Dave: For my serious one, I think I’d have to give you: The love of my life award 🥹
[2026-04-29 17:19:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭😭
[2026-04-29 17:20:00] Sam Willis: WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME!!!
[2026-04-29 17:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 17:20:00] Dave: Oh I’m soooo sorry I love you too much
[2026-04-29 17:21:00] Dave: I think that’s from the office too 🤭
[2026-04-29 17:21:00] Dave: I think that’s from the office too 🤭
[2026-04-29 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh I think you’re right!!
[2026-04-29 17:22:00] Sam Willis: No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭
[2026-04-29 17:22:00] Sam Willis: No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭
[2026-04-29 17:24:00] Dave: 😭
[2026-04-29 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Candace just marcod me. She ended up hiring a full on marketing firm. They’ll do her website, psych today profile, a market analysis, SEO, some funnel stuff (whatever that is) and some other BS. No idea what she paid.
[2026-04-29 17:41:00] Dave: Oh good
[2026-04-29 17:41:00] Dave: Hopefully that gets her some traffic
[2026-04-29 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully. Thank you though for all you worked up for her!!
[2026-04-29 17:43:00] Dave: Oh it’s nbd
[2026-04-29 17:43:00] Dave: For someone like me 😏
[2026-04-29 17:43:00] Dave: You’re welcome 😋
[2026-04-29 17:46:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best ❤️
[2026-04-29 17:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m writing a stupid thank you email to the hr lady
[2026-04-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Really? 🙄🙄
[2026-04-29 18:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s exactly what it is
[2026-04-29 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Justifying their costs
[2026-04-29 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Corporate pukes
[2026-04-29 18:02:00] Dave: I love you 😂
[2026-04-29 18:02:00] Sam Willis: lol well thank you! I love you too!
[2026-04-29 18:03:00] Sam Willis: I had to talk John on my team off a ledge yesterday bc Schwab won’t even pay for a $170 conference he goes to every year
[2026-04-29 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Do you know the acronym BOHICA?
[2026-04-29 18:03:00] Dave: No
[2026-04-29 18:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 18:04:00] Dave: And $170?…
[2026-04-29 18:04:00] Sam Willis: John said it yesterday lol
[2026-04-29 18:04:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-29 18:04:00] Sam Willis: About Schwab. Bc it IS fucking ridiculous
[2026-04-29 18:05:00] Dave: Like, seriously? 170 🙄
[2026-04-29 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-29 18:06:00] Sam Willis: They only will reimburse current cert renewals/memberships or new certs already pre approved OR for a select few ppl to get specialized digital assets training
[2026-04-29 18:08:00] Dave: Fucking weak
[2026-04-29 20:05:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going? I’ve been watching true crime all day hehe
[2026-04-29 20:13:00] Dave: You know what’s hilarious? I checked my phone to see if you’d texted me lately about 2 mins before you did
[2026-04-29 20:14:00] Dave: I decided to finish this YouTube video and txt you 😋
[2026-04-29 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Turd lol
[2026-04-29 20:14:00] Dave: Well you’ve been watching crime all day
[2026-04-29 20:15:00] Dave: I’ve actually just been laying around watching yt Hehehe
[2026-04-29 20:21:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching a documentary about the Idaho College murder that happened just a couple yrs ago.
[2026-04-29 20:24:00] Dave: Is that the one where there were like 4 friends living together?
[2026-04-29 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-29 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Well there were 5 that lived there. Some of the ppl that were killed didn’t actually live there but still. Yea 3 girls, 1 guy were murdered
[2026-04-29 20:27:00] Sam Willis: So sad. 😭 the guy that was murdered was a triplet
[2026-04-29 20:29:00] Dave: I’m watching a video about the most disturbing books lol
[2026-04-29 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Have you read any of the books before?
[2026-04-29 20:49:00] Dave: Noooooo
[2026-04-29 20:50:00] Dave: It turned out to weird shit
[2026-04-29 20:50:00] Dave: There are a couple I might try…
[2026-04-29 20:50:00] Dave: Dk though
[2026-04-29 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Also. Dogs are so smart. I have this anti itch spray I put on Levon sometimes bc he has really bad allergies. But he recognizes even the bottle and now totally avoids me when he sees it lol
[2026-04-29 20:54:00] Dave: Boobers used to fucking disappear when I’d get the ear cleaning solution down
[2026-04-29 20:54:00] Dave: She’d get super low to the floor and make herself as small as she could
[2026-04-29 20:54:00] Dave: And try to creep away
[2026-04-29 20:55:00] Sam Willis: They’re such turds!
[2026-04-29 20:55:00] Sam Willis: So smart
[2026-04-29 21:07:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rpILyUYNfY Man Carrying Thing 60K likes, 6.8K comments. "i read the 10 most disturbing books ever written."
[2026-04-29 21:13:00] Sam Willis: This guy looks like he never steps outside his house 😂 I’m a bitch
[2026-04-29 21:13:00] Dave: Hahah
[2026-04-29 21:13:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the sloppiest video I’ve seen in a while tbh
[2026-04-29 21:13:00] Dave: He seems clever though so I gave it a chance
[2026-04-29 21:14:00] Sam Willis: I’ll have to watch it in its entirety soon. Still on Idaho murders 😭
[2026-04-29 21:14:00] Dave: Nah don’t bother
[2026-04-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-29 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Friday will suckkkk lol
[2026-04-29 21:40:00] Dave: Why are you wfh? Pool?
[2026-04-29 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Yea
[2026-04-29 21:41:00] Sam Willis: And I’m keeping the dogs at home bc I don’t want to spend the money. And they’re going to be little psycho assholes
[2026-04-29 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Also. Why are you still awake?
[2026-04-29 21:42:00] Dave: Just finished packing up some orders.
[2026-04-29 21:43:00] Dave: Heading to bed now I think
[2026-04-29 21:43:00] Dave: How’s your night?
[2026-04-29 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Good. I’ve been so lazy. I’m not going to be able to sleep until I finish this whole series
[2026-04-29 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Christian went to bed at like 630 lol
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Dave: Alright babydoll
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Dave: Guess what
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 😘
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Sleep time!
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Sam Willis: I love you! ❤️
[2026-04-29 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you too
[2026-04-29 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
[2026-04-29 21:47:00] Dave: Goodnight love
[2026-04-29 21:47:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-04-29 21:48:00] Sam Willis: I miss you too ❤️
[2026-04-29 23:44:00] Sam Willis: I just wanted to tell you… That I watched 8, yes EIGHT, hours of true crime shows today. I’m never going to be able to fall asleep lol.
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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday. The day begins with a playful exchange, transitions into a sexually charged midday, and ends on a tender, intimate note. Dave shares his new record, sparking flirty and explicit discussions, while Sam reflects on her interview and work struggles, seeking both comfort and validation.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. New Record Release - Key Points: Dave mentions a new record, 12.5 inches, which causes Sam to tease about size. He clarifies it's mostly "dick/sex talk." - Emotional Register: Playful and flirty. - Notable Quotes: "12.5 inches!! Now THAT’S too big btw lol," "Well, lucky for you that is addressed within 😂."
- Sam's Interview and Work Struggles
- Key Points: Sam discusses her feeling guilty about not going to work, the interview, and concerns about taking a pay cut. She shares her discomfort with the corporate culture and the stress of the job.
- Emotional Register: Anxious and reflective.
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Notable Quotes: "I’m feeling guilty that I didn’t go into work," "I need to be closer to like I needed to be right around 200."
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Audiobooks and Piracy
- Key Points: Sam asks about getting audiobooks for free, leading to a discussion about BitTorrent and its use in acquiring audiobooks. Dave shares his history of pirating and his involvement in an exclusive torrent community.
- Emotional Register: Informative and amused.
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Notable Quotes: "How do you get them for free? Bc the Spotify thing was a no go lol," "There are varying degrees of exclusivity and I’m in the most exclusive."
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True Crime Documentaries and Entertainment
- Key Points: Sam shares her thoughts on true crime documentaries, including her disappointment in the detective's behavior and her enjoyment of the genre. They discuss the Idaho College murders and a YouTube video about disturbing books.
- Emotional Register: Engaged and interested.
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Notable Quotes: "The woman that is the subject of this documentary is a messssss," "Men really are the downfall of human society."
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Courtroom Wigs and Legal Fashions
- Key Points: Sam and Dave discuss the impracticality and absurdity of the wigs worn by judges in UK courts, comparing them to KKK robes.
- Emotional Register: Amused and critical.
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Notable Quotes: "Why the FUCK the courts in the UK have the judge and other ppl wear those stupid wigs," "It is not the 1700s!"
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Awards and Appreciation
- Key Points: They create awards for each other, with Dave giving Sam the "Wetest Cowgirl award" and "The love of my life award," and Sam giving Dave the "man of many talents" and "Cancer’s best friend" awards.
- Emotional Register: Loving and affectionate.
- Notable Quotes: "I would also give you an award for the best person that can make me horny AF," "For my serious one, I think I’d have to give you: The love of my life award 🥹."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Descriptions of sexual content in records, including size and preferences. - Discussion of using sex toys and fantasies, such as imagining Dave watching Sam. - Sexual teasing and innuendos throughout the conversation. - Verbal expressions of desire and longing for physical intimacy.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave takes a leading role in initiating playful and sexual topics. - Sam follows and reciprocates, sometimes with playful pushback. - Expressions of love and longing are present, with Dave providing comfort and support. - The dynamic is primarily affectionate and playful, with moments of vulnerability and emotional support.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "12.5 inches!! Now THAT’S too big btw lol" — Sam, playful teasing. - "You should also probably find time to insert your plug, and suction that dildo to the wall to suck while you fuck yourself with the other one and imagine I’m outside your door watching you 😈" — Dave, sexually explicit instruction. - "I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 😘" — Dave, affectionate. - "God, I came like a full waterfall on you" — Sam, playful exaggeration. - "You’re the best ❤️" — Sam, appreciative and loving.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The flirty and sexual dynamic is likely to continue in future conversations. - Sam's job interview and potential pay cut may be revisited. - Their shared interest in true crime and entertainment will likely be explored further.
MOOD MAP playful teasing → anxious discussion → sexually charged flirting → tender affection → wistful longing.
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
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Messages exchanged
352
32 more; previous average 320.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
33
3 more; previous average 30.4 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 151 · 43% | 201 · 57% |
| Average reply time | 3m 6s | 1m 43s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 23% shorter; previous average 4m 1s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 11% shorter; previous average 1m 56s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 7m 34s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 352 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (44), Humor (40), Frustration (14), Checking in (12), Affection (9)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Sam Willis: Humor (53), Frustration (33), Status update (32), Vulnerability (24), Affection (21)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
340 of 352 messages (96.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 151 / 151 | 100.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Sam Willis | 189 / 199 | 95.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.79 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Boundary setting | 0.75 |
| Checking in | 0.68 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.66 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.73 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.73 |
| Request | 0.59 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.65 |
| Unmet need | 0.60 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-11 23:08:35
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
30 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you! ❤️
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.833
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:08:00 PM] Dave
For my serious one, I think I’d have to give you: The love of my life award 🥹
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 PM] Dave
Goodnight love
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:20:00 PM] Dave
Oh I’m soooo sorry I love you too much
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 PM] Dave
I miss you
Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol well thank you! I love you too!
Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:02:00 PM] Dave
I love you 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you so so much
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I miss you too ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re the best ❤️
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.731
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haha enjoy turd! Talk to you later ❤️❤️
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
= perfection
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re always so supportive
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:14:00 AM] Dave
You definitely deserve a sick day baby 💯😘
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
I was smiling
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sweet dreams
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:17:00 PM] Dave
Thanks baby! You’re easy to support
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m also very happy you are circumcised
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh my gosh you’re the best!!!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol you really are a juvenile sometimes 😂😂 but I love all of you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis
The key is that I need to be able to go back to sleep again right after ☺️ This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis
The key is that I need to be able to go back to sleep again right after ☺️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
You sexy man, you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Alright babydoll
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
How was your nap? ☺️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. Dogs are so smart. I have this anti itch spray I put on Levon sometimes bc he has really bad allergies. But he recognizes even the bottle and now totally avoids me when he sees it lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’ve been a little criminal since you were a child 🤪🤪
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
But also…to be able to work from home again??? I mean…that’s really a nice thought lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Appreciation
11 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-04-29 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
You win for being a man of many talents and/or a jack of all trades
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
I also would give you an award for being a “Cancer’s best friend” or most trusted sidekick
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh my gosh you’re the best!!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Your affirmations are adorable
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hopefully. Thank you though for all you worked up for her!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:43:00 PM] Dave
You’re welcome 😋
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
So smart
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I think you’re right!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m writing a stupid thank you email to the hr lady
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:43:00 PM] Dave
It was great
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Boundary setting
2 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-04-29 09:14:00 PM] Dave
Nah don’t bother
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
It shouldn’t matter. But it is my preference
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Checking in
28 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.68
[2026-04-29 08:09:00 AM] Dave
And what’s up?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are you doing?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
What do you have going on this evening?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. Why are you still awake?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Wait!!! Didn’t you have real bad storms last night?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
How was your nap? ☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:43:00 PM] Dave
How’s your night?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
How’s your night going? I’ve been watching true crime all day hehe
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:40:00 PM] Dave
Why are you wfh? Pool?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
I have my interview at 830. Which is just a phone call. Sweet!! But I don’t want to adult the rest of the day
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.646
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Dave
You seem pretty good with that in the morning
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
And how did you get into that?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:24:00 PM] Dave
Is that the one where there were like 4 friends living together?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Can’t wait to talk to you too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I might take a sick day…🫣
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just wanted to tell you… That I watched 8, yes EIGHT, hours of true crime shows today. I’m never going to be able to fall asleep lol.
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:23:00 PM] Dave
That reminds me.. I guess you haven’t watched dtf yet?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did you finish the false prophet?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:34:00 PM] Dave
Can you relate?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:48:00 PM] Dave
Pretty good. I figured you were napping 😋
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sir!! It’s not worth going to jail 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mine was pretty good. I’ve been a total bum. Wondering if I should go work out tonight but also like…meh lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:43:00 PM] Dave
Hbu?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
I didn’t say that but that’s what I thought. I mean, it’s a normal feeling. Now I’m worried about how lonely he’ll be once he moves
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:48:00 PM] Dave
Ok. Thinking
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Hopefully that gets her some traffic
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Not that I’ve heard. I mean some people do it they’re intentionally downgrading to reduce stress or whatever This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Talk to my peers
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Deep sharing
2 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-04-29 10:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning how was work? I'm also feeling guilty that I didn't go into work. This is this was the case where I woke up at 4:55 because of the dogs and I was mad that they woke me up before five so then I went back to bed, even though I was already up getting things for them. I went back to bed at like 515. I know my alarm went off at six. I was like yeah fuck this. I need to stop doing that, but Anyway, I'm feeling guilty. Just feeling guilty about all the things. Yeah, OK so interview in like 10 minutes. I'll let you know how it goes. Hopefully it doesn't take the full 45 minutes Anyway, I should really be saving my vacate or my vacation my sick days for when I'm actually like suffering from a deep depression you know which could be like at anytime So I'm mad at myself Why is this bitch talking? I have I mentioned I cannot fucking stand Aaron. Anyway, OK, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get into the mindset for this interview. Maybe I should not have logged into work. Anyway, all right well I will let you know how it goes and I love you and you are a deuce and I hope you're having a great day and all of the things and I can't wait to talk to you more later bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like, if I only can hold it with like 2 fingers
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Disagreement
8 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-04-29 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
He is an example of white, old man, that is privileged and looks down on other ppl
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
The detective in this case is an absolute cunt
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Men really are the downfall of human society
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:37:00 PM] Dave
Men run the world for the most part… and it ain’t going so well
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Not that I’ve heard. I mean some people do it they’re intentionally downgrading to reduce stress or whatever
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:34:00 AM] Dave
Is it common to take a pay cut?? I would never recommend it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
It is not the 1700s!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Touché
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Emotional support
16 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.72
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Dave
It’s just part of the process
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Dave
Yeah don’t feel guilty.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:37:00 AM] Dave
Don’t feel guilty lol. You deserve it
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:08:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, I’m sure it’s going to take him some time to adjust
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:16:00 PM] Dave
I’m glad it was helpful 😊
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are you doing?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
He also told me earlier today that he’s been feeling really lonely the past few weeks and I’m like….i dunno what to say to that
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:11:00 PM] Dave
Don’t continue to torture yourself because he’s lonely.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll have to watch it in its entirety soon. Still on Idaho murders 😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
So sad. 😭 the guy that was murdered was a triplet
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea. I am sorry about the micro peens. It is sad.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Wait!!! Didn’t you have real bad storms last night?!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
I had to talk John on my team off a ledge yesterday bc Schwab won’t even pay for a $170 conference he goes to every year
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well there were 5 that lived there. Some of the ppl that were killed didn’t actually live there but still. Yea 3 girls, 1 guy were murdered
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Encouragement
3 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-04-29 10:38:00 AM] Dave
Good luck on your interview!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:09:00 AM] Dave
Do it!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:12:00 AM] Dave
Sounds like a challenge This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Excitement
14 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-04-29 08:02:00 AM] Sam Willis
Eeeeee!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
Woah!! Can’t wait to listen to all this!!
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wowza! I’m just getting up and reading your texts 🥵🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:02:00 AM] Sam Willis
The best!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m watching this new true crime documentary on Netflix called “Should I Marry a Murderer”. Love it. About to start the 3rd/last episode
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:14:00 PM] Dave
I decided to finish this YouTube video and txt you 😋
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:44:00 AM] Dave
Yes! Live commentary
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:35:00 AM] Dave
Oh shit! Ppl from Highschool??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:48:00 PM] Dave
And now I’m about to do the same 😁
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
The 80s!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:00:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oooooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Guess what
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
$5!?!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Flirting
13 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-04-29 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I would also give you an award for the best person that can make me horny AF
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:20:00 AM] Dave
You should also probably find time to insert your plug, and suction that dildo to the wall to suck while you fuck yourself with the other one and imagine I’m outside your door watching you 😈
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Dave
What about with the word… my dick.. in it? 😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
You sexy man, you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:26:00 AM] Dave
You know… jic you’re looking for ideas 😏
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 AM] Dave
Yes. Dick = just fine 😌 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 AM] Dave
Yes. Dick = just fine 😌
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Probably not really sexy dick/sex talk mind you, but dick/sex talk nonetheless 🤪😘
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:01:00 AM] Dave
Well, lucky for you that is addressed within 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:43:00 PM] Dave
For someone like me 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:00:00 PM] Dave
Ok. How about: The Wetest Cowgirl award
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sounds like a piracy thing
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s how you get your audio books?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Frustration
47 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.69
[2026-04-29 04:22:00 PM] Dave
What’s his problem
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Total cunt
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:08:00 PM] Dave
Fucking weak
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME!!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
The detective in this case is an absolute cunt
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
“Social schedules are not usually a problem for you.” Ummm fuck yes they are
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, so remember me talking to you about somebody using copilot as a fucking side hustle they're literally using it to generate images to like make stickers you know like how people sell their fucking stickers what are people thinking? So stupid
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:12:00 PM] Dave
Maybe if he wasn’t such a condescending asshole to everybody, he’d have some friends and wouldn’t be so lonely 🤷♂️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:18:00 PM] Dave
But other than that…
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Really? 🙄🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:05:00 PM] Dave
Like, seriously? 170 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
🙄🙄
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
I hate mornings with a fiery passion
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:37:00 AM] Dave
Work is dumb
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
This is such bullshit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Anything with the word “social” in it is a problem for me
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
No I was not rolling my eyes!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hear Christian on the phone talking to someone at work and he’s totally sounding like an asshole
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Literally talking down to whoever this person is
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
As if the other person is a child
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now he’s talking total shit.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like a literal doctor. A pathologist. By age 30!! And she spirals so much she gets into tons of drinking and drugs. Coke. Ketamine.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
All bc of some dumb douche guy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Corporate pukes
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
About Schwab. Bc it IS fucking ridiculous
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get up
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:13:00 PM] Dave
Yeah that’s the sloppiest video I’ve seen in a while tbh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I’m keeping the dogs at home bc I don’t want to spend the money. And they’re going to be little psycho assholes
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
I annoy myself
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:12:00 AM] Dave
Sounds like a challenge
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:49:00 PM] Dave
Noooooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:53:00 AM] Dave
OR JUST RINSE THEM OUT BEFORE THEY FUCKING SOLIDIFY
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
How many men are actually walking around with 12 inch dicks. My lawddd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Noooooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
The man lives his life outside of work on Reddit…..
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. Can we talk about!!! Why the FUCK the courts in the UK have the judge and other ppl wear those stupid wigs
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:52:00 PM] Dave
Then which one’s the serious one?!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
This guy looks like he never steps outside his house 😂 I’m a bitch
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:30:00 PM] Dave
So yeah… this might be a reason to take a pay cut 🤔🤷♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:30:00 PM] Dave
So yeah… this might be a reason to take a pay cut 🤔🤷♂️ This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:35:00 AM] Dave
Ugh lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Right? 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok but I can’t
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Blasphemy
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Friday will suckkkk lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Humor
93 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.71
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
They are what they are 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sir!! It’s not worth going to jail 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’ve been a little criminal since you were a child 🤪🤪
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmaooooo
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Turd lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:13:00 PM] Dave
Hahah
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Probably not really sexy dick/sex talk mind you, but dick/sex talk nonetheless 🤪😘
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:00:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
Now THAT’S too big btw lol
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
You are such a shit
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:51:00 AM] Dave
I figured the sideways Chinese vaginas comment would give it away This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol you really are a juvenile sometimes 😂😂 but I love all of you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:51:00 AM] Dave
I figured the sideways Chinese vaginas comment would give it away
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:01:00 AM] Dave
Well, lucky for you that is addressed within 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
wtf lolol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do I have to become part of this criminal entity in order to get it?? Lmfao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:35:00 PM] Dave
lol, ofc
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmao 😂😂😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m kidddingggg
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:39:00 PM] Dave
At least the wigs are funny
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:52:00 PM] Dave
Ok… which one’s the funny one lol?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:00:00 PM] Dave
Ok. How about: The Wetest Cowgirl award
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 06:04:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
This guy looks like he never steps outside his house 😂 I’m a bitch
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
The god tier??? lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wowza! I’m just getting up and reading your texts 🥵🥵
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I would take longer if not for these fools 🙄
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just wanted to tell you… That I watched 8, yes EIGHT, hours of true crime shows today. I’m never going to be able to fall asleep lol.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
I thought lots of ppl were taking pay cuts these days?? Fuck I dunno 😭
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haha enjoy turd! Talk to you later ❤️❤️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Are you joking?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok just bc that happened ONE time doesn’t mean I’m a morning sex person. I’m still not convinced 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:29:00 PM] Dave
I’m watching a video about the most disturbing books lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:38:00 AM] Dave
lol… Erin
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 11:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Interview was fine She doesn't think Indy would be a problem actually she's like you know you just have to have to travel at least once a quarter. I'm like that's not a problem like travel to Effingham I mean that's like I'll be there more often than that but anyway. I think the rub is really gonna be the pay. I told her I needed to be closer to like I needed to be right around 200. To To move and fuck I don't even know like I really struggled with taking a pick up. I know it's like Comish for people to take pay cuts, but I've never had to take one and I just I don't love it. So I don't know I don't know my answer is for the stupid like star questions could've been better, but I pulled shit out of my ass, but I need to think of way better examples. I just totally pulled shit out of my ass, but it was fine. Let's see if she really didn't get into like the rest of benefits because I think base pay is probably what matters most at this point So yeah, I mean they've had. They had a really shitty year last year they They lost like $125 million And that's why they see if I was fired like their bonuses were ass I don't know I don't know. It's too hard to know yet cause I haven't talked to like I need to talk now more to people that are like close to the actual work but Also, the last time I have was scrolling through fucking LinkedIn and seeing like all the people you know that like are tied to the bank, you know currently work there I used to work there are so many people from high school. I just don't know if I can handle it, I really don't. I'm mean it's not like I would see them every day but like oh my God also on the board there's only one woman. One out of like 10 men I don't know who the audit committee people are. I couldn't tell from like their titles who was audit committee probably some old, fucking white man. That is one thing I don't like public speaking do I really want to be the one talking to the fucking audit committee and talking to the fucking fed I mean honestly it be really good for me but like do I want it now so I don't know I feel OK It's not like oh yay, but you would like just Reading their Tim K last night though oh my God it did bring back so much like reading the footnotes in the financial statements. I'm like holy fuck I haven't done this in so long so like there's parts of it that's like. Nostalgic but I don't think I love it you know, but I was learning a lot But anyway, all right, what am I gonna do the rest of the day? I'm feeling feeling a type of way. OK, what's going on with you?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 05:01:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
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[2026-04-29 10:10:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
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[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahaha whichever works
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:13:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha I thought that said “audit” the rest of the day and I was like 🤔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 09:43:00 AM] Dave
The message is much more juvenile than my txts 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 09:49:00 AM] Dave
Lolol
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[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Dave
I’ve been doing this shit since the 80s and haven’t gone to jail yet lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤦♀️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmao I do not understand
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:40:00 PM] Dave
That looks like a fucking ku klux klan robe lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right?!?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok funny award and then serious award
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok maybe neither lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
You know what. They just are lol
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[2026-04-29 06:04:00 PM] Dave
And $170?…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. Dogs are so smart. I have this anti itch spray I put on Levon sometimes bc he has really bad allergies. But he recognizes even the bottle and now totally avoids me when he sees it lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:02:00 AM] Dave
Lmao 🤦♂️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sounds like a piracy thing
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.82
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[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
When you were like 8?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Touché
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 05:21:00 PM] Dave
I think that’s from the office too 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 05:21:00 PM] Dave
I think that’s from the office too 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:13:00 PM] Dave
You know what’s hilarious? I checked my phone to see if you’d texted me lately about 2 mins before you did
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:14:00 PM] Dave
Well you’ve been watching crime all day
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:15:00 PM] Dave
I’ve actually just been laying around watching yt Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:54:00 PM] Dave
Boobers used to fucking disappear when I’d get the ear cleaning solution down
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:54:00 PM] Dave
She’d get super low to the floor and make herself as small as she could
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
They’re such turds!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Definitely NOT the majority lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Dave
But according to porn… ALL OF THEM
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok just bc that happened ONE time doesn’t mean I’m a morning sex person. I’m still not convinced 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lolll yess the fruity pebbles
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Dave
Ikr
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:43:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe 🤭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Vaginas can be offset??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Dave
Just gotta make it through the week lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Funny (ish)
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:53:00 PM] Dave
True true
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[2026-04-29 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
John said it yesterday lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian went to bed at like 630 lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right? A thought. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right? A thought.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s how you get your audio books?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
How’s your night going? I’ve been watching true crime all day hehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 08:14:00 PM] Dave
I decided to finish this YouTube video and txt you 😋
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Friday will suckkkk lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:39:00 PM] Dave
It’s not much better lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 01:48:00 PM] Dave
Pretty good. I figured you were napping 😋
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 01:50:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 03:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mine was pretty good. I’ve been a total bum. Wondering if I should go work out tonight but also like…meh lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I think you’re right!!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 06:05:00 PM] Dave
Like, seriously? 170 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression
2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-04-29 05:43:00 PM] Dave
Oh it’s nbd
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 08:54:00 PM] Dave
And try to creep away
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Planning
3 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-04-29 04:18:00 PM] Dave
I gotta figure out something for dinner
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 03:37:00 PM] Dave
So lmk what books you want and I’ll hook you up
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 11:35:00 AM] Dave
Are you going to be able to talk to the people doing the work before you accept?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Request
9 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.59
[2026-04-29 03:37:00 PM] Dave
So lmk what books you want and I’ll hook you up
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 11:35:00 AM] Dave
Are you going to be able to talk to the people doing the work before you accept?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I need to download an audio book reader
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Have you looked at flights?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have you read any of the books before?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:15:00 PM] Dave
Saying that stuff?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 04:45:00 PM] Dave
Conversation card?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 08:50:00 PM] Dave
There are a couple I might try…
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-29 04:14:00 PM] Dave
For?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Sexting
3 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.90
[2026-04-29 08:20:00 AM] Dave
You should also probably find time to insert your plug, and suction that dildo to the wall to suck while you fuck yourself with the other one and imagine I’m outside your door watching you 😈
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:02:00 AM] Dave
It’s mostly dick/sex talk
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I would also give you an award for the best person that can make me horny AF
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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Status update
76 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-04-29 11:06:00 AM] Dave
In meetings will listen soon
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-29 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
OK going to listen to your message now
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 12:31:00 PM] Dave
Nah. 10mins of rain
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 12:31:00 PM] Dave
Nah. 10mins of rain This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
They only will reimburse current cert renewals/memberships or new certs already pre approved OR for a select few ppl to get specialized digital assets training
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 09:42:00 PM] Dave
Just finished packing up some orders.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-29 10:14:00 AM] Sam Willis
That’s perfect ❤️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 09:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Interview in 35 min
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
No. But it’s on my list!! I promise
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m watching a documentary about the Idaho College murder that happened just a couple yrs ago.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 03:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bc tonight is upper body and I’m already doing that kettlebell class tomorrow night soooooo
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m watching this new true crime documentary on Netflix called “Should I Marry a Murderer”. Love it. About to start the 3rd/last episode
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 03:49:00 PM] Dave
Bound - Audiobook Player Play MP3/M4B/M4A audiobooks iOS Books https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bound-audiobook-player/id1041727137
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-29 09:43:00 PM] Dave
Heading to bed now I think
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:01:00 PM] Dave
Ok working on another one…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:18:00 PM] Dave
Nada
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 04:25:00 PM] Dave
Will probably finish tonight
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 04:25:00 PM] Dave
No, just watched the first ep
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Hopefully that gets her some traffic
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 09:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good. I’ve been so lazy. I’m not going to be able to sleep until I finish this whole series
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok I’m back. Took a little nap.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 03:43:00 PM] Dave
It was great
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-29 06:36:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh shit, it's 12. The new record. I can't remember what the last. Record was
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea gotta soak it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
Probs not 9 either
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. Audiobooks. How do you get them for free? Bc the Spotify thing was a no go lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:36:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 08:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
12.5 inches!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
But also…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wait
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Talk to my peers This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:32:00 PM] Dave
I mean… bt is a peer to peer protocol. It’s the main way all pirated material is shared. Services called trackers are what distribute the information that tell clients who’s sharing what, so they can connect. There are public and private trackers. Private trackers are exclusive and hard to get into, and that’s what I use. I’m a member of the god tier private trackers for movies, tv shows, and audiobooks (they’re are separate ones).
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Dave
I’ve been doing this shit since the 80s and haven’t gone to jail yet lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 03:35:00 PM] Dave
There are varying degrees of exclusivity and I’m in the most exclusive. The ones that everybody wants to be a member of. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:35:00 PM] Dave
There are varying degrees of exclusivity and I’m in the most exclusive. The ones that everybody wants to be a member of.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:36:00 PM] Dave
Years of reputation building
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:36:00 PM] Dave
By sharing and participating in the community and system
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:38:00 PM] Dave
Nah. Just an associate 🤪
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Jesus
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Dave
Ohhh, that’s right
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
This week and next
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK thinking
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
BOTH
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are my awards!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:59:00 PM] Dave
Hold please
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 04:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t like perfection 😝
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 05:24:00 PM] Dave
😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Candace just marcod me. She ended up hiring a full on marketing firm. They’ll do her website, psych today profile, a market analysis, SEO, some funnel stuff (whatever that is) and some other BS. No idea what she paid.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s exactly what it is
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Justifying their costs
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:03:00 PM] Dave
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you know the acronym BOHICA?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sleep time!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Dave
Do you know what BitTorrent is?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:27:00 PM] Dave
It is
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Dave
90s
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:33:00 PM] Dave
So yeah that’s where I get them
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:34:00 PM] Dave
When aol came out
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-29 03:44:00 PM] Dave
shared com.apple.CloudDocs_9D9876D6-163A-415A-A79F-4C3182BA43FC__0759c9d9f075457cdc3251ac47713625
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:45:00 PM] Dave
Download file. Open in audiobook reader. I recommend bound.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:45:00 PM] Dave
Download file. Open in audiobook reader. I recommend bound. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:55:00 PM] Dave
😐
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 03:55:00 PM] Dave
Less than the audiobook would have cost
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:07:00 PM] Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rpILyUYNfY Man Carrying Thing 60K likes, 6.8K comments. "i read the 10 most disturbing books ever written."
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 09:13:00 PM] Dave
He seems clever though so I gave it a chance
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:38:00 PM] Dave
Here they wear black robes and we call them “your honor”…
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:24:00 PM] Dave
Is that the one where there were like 4 friends living together?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:50:00 PM] Dave
It turned out to weird shit
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:15:00 PM] Dave
I’ve actually just been laying around watching yt Hehehe
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Oh good
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:43:00 PM] Dave
Hbu?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Unmet need
1 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-04-29 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
If Stephen would just get back to me on whether I can transfer. Jesus
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:
Vulnerability
29 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-04-29 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok my vagina doesn’t smell amazing. Let’s be real lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
If anything; I am feeling guilty for probably wasting their time
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok just bc that happened ONE time doesn’t mean I’m a morning sex person. I’m still not convinced 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
So sleepy and have a headache
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
There are parts of me that will miss him but this stuff puts me on edge
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
I didn’t say that but that’s what I thought. I mean, it’s a normal feeling. Now I’m worried about how lonely he’ll be once he moves
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
No, I just get mad that we can’t actually be together bc it’s some bullshit 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
God, I came like a full waterfall on you
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:01:00 AM] Dave
And/or your vagina
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:01:00 AM] Dave
Actually about 10” of that is about my dick
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m feeling fine. I just honestly think we are too far off $$ wise
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
No I’ve never had 12 inches
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ve never had 10 inches
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
That’s something I love
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
How many men are actually walking around with 12 inch dicks. My lawddd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
He also told me earlier today that he’s been feeling really lonely the past few weeks and I’m like….i dunno what to say to that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I might take a sick day…🫣
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 03:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I haven’t even put on a bra yet today. Sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
So sad. 😭 the guy that was murdered was a triplet
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea. I am sorry about the micro peens. It is sad.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like…if you can’t put all your fingers around it. Like in a fist
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
🫣🫣
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
The woman that is the subject of this documentary is a messssss
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:36:00 PM] Dave
I don’t know bro
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 04:59:00 PM] Dave
I’m trying to put things into words lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get up
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-29 08:50:00 PM] Dave
Dk though
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: