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[2026-05-10 06:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to the dump gym And Not super excited about that, but it is what it is Probably not gonna run today so fuck that and fuck you for making me run I am super excited that you get to go see your folks today though that's awesome Super excited for you I know you're excited. Hopefully you got packed cause I know I know how hard you're working on it last night. So hopefully that goes well and I guess say the best parties will come back to a nice empty house you will and that is gonna be awesome for you No more bullshit kid, gross drama And messy grossness No more lingering anger, intention Have your own space walk on naked all you want Cause I know you love doing that that's probably like your favorite past time is just walking around your house naked right? Is funny I know a thought obviously but like does it feel weird to you to walk out like even though it's your own house like is it does it feel weird to walk out like your bedroom naked? It does for me obviously I still do it though Get out of the shower and I have to go to laundry or something Underwear Yeah, whatever Did I mention I don't feel like going to the gym? Cause I don't I'm still tired somehow look up like 20 hours With my nap and then going to bed All right, yeah still still getting the brain going supposed to rain today sucks Water all over side of the street Spot I'm here at the job hating life So I will talk to you later I can't wait to hear your sweet voice I love it and I love you and you are the best and the beautiful list I can't wait to hear your voice say that I can't wait to hear your voice. I can't wait to see your face in a couple weeks and touch your body. Kiss you everywhere everywhere And watch the pickle Lebowski on movie night Yeah, all that stuff you're the best. I love you so much. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
[2026-05-10 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Davveeee!! you’re way too sweet. That’s too much!!
[2026-05-10 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby ❤️❤️ I love you
[2026-05-10 09:38:00] Dave: You’re welcome ☺️
[2026-05-10 09:38:00] Dave: And I love you
[2026-05-10 09:45:00] Sam Willis: I gotta get my ass in gear. I slept too long 🙄 I’m proud of you for going to the gym!! Hope you’re feeling good. How’s your hip?
[2026-05-10 09:46:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best and have I mentioned lately how fucking hott you are 🥵🥵
[2026-05-10 10:00:00] Dave: Yes, but it never gets old 🥰
[2026-05-10 10:00:00] Dave: Yes, but it never gets old 🥰
[2026-05-10 10:01:00] Dave: Hip is ok. I’ve been having some pain since I started running but I’m hoping it is just general because-I-haven’t-been-running pains.
[2026-05-10 10:52:00] Sam Willis: Why oh whyyyy do I wait until the last minute to run errands. Sigh
[2026-05-10 10:54:00] Dave: It’s just who you are 😘
[2026-05-10 11:01:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have time for all my nonsense this morning lol
[2026-05-10 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Bro took my card AGAIN!!! Grrrrrrr
[2026-05-10 11:05:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud 😜
[2026-05-10 11:05:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud 😜
[2026-05-10 11:06:00] Dave: Lmao… I guess he has to take every opportunity he can get
[2026-05-10 11:06:00] Dave: Lmao… I guess he has to take every opportunity he can get
[2026-05-10 11:32:00] Sam Willis: FOURTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
[2026-05-10 11:32:00] Sam Willis: $1400 to board the dogs.
[2026-05-10 11:33:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-05-10 11:33:00] Dave: That’s insane
[2026-05-10 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, I'm finally on the way to the airport. My flight leaves in two hours. I normally like to get there sooner than this so This is what happens when I didn't plan my time accordingly or I did, but I like chose to push it off. Love that for me anyway. I have been like sweating my ass off like running around it's hot as fuck here. It's already 95°. It feels humid. It's gross. And I always wear black pants when I fly like comfy pants, but like long pants because I don't like to be cold on the flight and so then I'm just sweating even more though right now so I gotta love that. I hope the weather is amazing. I looked in the highs are like 70s low 80s I think I think it's gonna be great. I also brought my swimsuit cause I'm hoping I can get a tan. I can lay pool some Anyway, I'm gonna try to work central time hours will probably be more like 10 hours. I don't really know man we'll see. But yeah, I'm also gonna be distracted as fuck cause I'm probably just gonna You know post up at the kitchen table And work all week while there's six animals in the house and we're running around and mom running around like she always does cleaning and God Fox News is gonna be on the TV every day And I guess fucking Brandon oh no that reminds me. Oh, thank God, I brought my AirPods. I guess Brandon he's studying for all of his series licenses and all that sort of shit and he's watching a lot of of the videos on his phone and he's just chilling out in the living room doing that cause he doesn't wanna be downstairs with his desk and he won't put in AirPods so it's just all this boring shit is blasting out loud over his phone all fucking day mom's like about to lose her shit So I'm sure I will too, but he says he's gonna be taking tests and studying all week anyway so we shall see Anyway, I'm just rambling what's going on with you? I'm feeling very excited to be home. I'm feeling anxious about Christian and I know he's gonna go through like all the feels he's dropping the dogs off now at boarding and like so he can like say goodbye to them and I just feel like he's just gonna be very emotional this week. Very kids are with their mom too today for a while cause it's Mother's Day so he's like literally gonna come home to the house which is the cat I mean at least there's three cats to keep company and he's going to start packing up. He went to you. I'll pay $45 for five large boxes and five like medium boxes that's it $45. I'm like, bro you're gonna have to find. Some free boxes cause like that's not gonna be enough I can see him totally just moving shit over like peace all week which I whatever he wants to do but anyway all right I'm shutting up. You know you don't give a shit about any of this. I'm rambling cause I'm I'm running on adrenaline OK bye
[2026-05-10 12:24:00] Dave: Humid in phoenix?? lol. It’s 10% baby
[2026-05-10 12:25:00] Dave: Omg Fox News
[2026-05-10 12:25:00] Dave: 🤮
[2026-05-10 12:26:00] Dave: The boxes?
[2026-05-10 12:26:00] Dave: Is that what he used your card for lol?
[2026-05-10 12:27:00] Dave: Hopefully the airport isn’t too bad
[2026-05-10 12:27:00] Dave: I’m at Barnes and noble waiting for Juliet and Emerson
[2026-05-10 12:27:00] Dave: I give tons of shits about ALL of that!
[2026-05-10 12:28:00] Dave: I’m sitting here listening to an audio book which makes me feel really good. Like I’m protesting the system or something 🤭
[2026-05-10 12:28:00] Dave: There’s a Cheesecake Factory right next door though so that’s mighty convenient 🤪
[2026-05-10 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Finally got to my gate. Got some yogurt and some cheese, crackers, and salami lol Did you get some cheesecake?!
[2026-05-10 13:07:00] Dave: I ordered it
[2026-05-10 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Dude.
[2026-05-10 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Bullshit.
[2026-05-10 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Christian has legit spent $775 the past two days at Costco. With my card
[2026-05-10 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Bulllllshit
[2026-05-10 13:10:00] Sam Willis: And I asked him what we got and he’s like just the usual household stuff
[2026-05-10 13:11:00] Sam Willis: I guess I just funded shit he wanted to buy for the new place. Ugh. I’m glad I now have all my cards. This is insane.
[2026-05-10 13:11:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Dave: I was jk about getting what he could but is he like, actually taking advantage of you?
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Dave: Well, don’t feel about what we he’s feeling like this week
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Sam Willis: Whatever. It’s done.
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Sam Willis: $260 yesterday and he literally brought nothing home. Guaranteed he went straight to his new place. Not cool. Seriously not cool.
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Dave: Cuz that’s some shit
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Sam Willis: It seems that way! I don’t even know what to say!!
[2026-05-10 13:12:00] Dave: I mean, more so than usual
[2026-05-10 13:13:00] Sam Willis: I know! I’m over here feeling bad. I don’t get what goes through ppls minds. I really don’t.
[2026-05-10 13:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 13:14:00] Sam Willis: How the fuck does that cost over $700?!?!?
[2026-05-10 13:14:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-10 13:14:00] Dave: Entitlement ?
[2026-05-10 13:15:00] Sam Willis: I digress. Just wild
[2026-05-10 13:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t feel entitled to anyone’s money, let alone my ex’s!! 😤
[2026-05-10 13:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t feel entitled to anyone’s money, let alone my ex’s!! 😤
[2026-05-10 13:16:00] Sam Willis: If I were British, then I’d be absolutely gobsmacked right now 🤭
[2026-05-10 13:18:00] Dave: Pip pip, chereo mate
[2026-05-10 13:19:00] Dave: He’s always right
[2026-05-10 13:19:00] Dave: Well I mean, it’s probably definitely entitlement…
[2026-05-10 13:20:00] Dave: Hasn’t paid rent
[2026-05-10 13:20:00] Dave: Sorry lol
[2026-05-10 13:20:00] Dave: “Tells it like it is” or whatever
[2026-05-10 13:20:00] Dave: Why not just buy what ever for his place
[2026-05-10 13:21:00] Dave: Not trying to be that guy
[2026-05-10 13:21:00] Sam Willis: I am just so over relationships. My god, they all suck
[2026-05-10 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Yea but taking advantage of me is something that I just don’t see in him. He even TELLS me it makes him upset when ppl try to take advantage of me
[2026-05-10 13:21:00] Dave: Right. But he literally HAS been taking advantage of you lol
[2026-05-10 13:22:00] Sam Willis: Next dude asks what I do for work. “I work in the kitchen at McDonald’s.” Now leave me the fuck alone
[2026-05-10 13:22:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-05-10 13:23:00] Sam Willis: No here’s the problem. They see single, no kids, owns home, MUST have money to spend on me. 🤬🤬 (which I don’t)
[2026-05-10 13:28:00] Dave: Cheescake obtained 🤤
[2026-05-10 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Yay!! What did you get?!?
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Oh you get TWO?!?
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Why do you get two!
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Dave: And some of the peanut butter cup 🤭
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Where is Greyson
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Dave: Because I’m motherfucking special bitch
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Didn’t he get any?!
[2026-05-10 13:30:00] Dave: Original and celebration is for me
[2026-05-10 13:31:00] Sam Willis: It’s not even YOUR day, bitch!
[2026-05-10 13:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 13:31:00] Dave: Emerson didn’t want any. Greyson is at home so I got the Reese’s one for him
[2026-05-10 13:32:00] Sam Willis: (And you)
[2026-05-10 13:32:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-10 13:32:00] Sam Willis: …. Apparently
[2026-05-10 13:33:00] Dave: You’re main one?
[2026-05-10 13:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh. I flew with a vibrator again. Hehehe
[2026-05-10 13:33:00] Dave: Awesome
[2026-05-10 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea the clit one
[2026-05-10 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Oh look at this fun shit I noticed yesterday. A part of the pool gate has rusted right on off. 😩😩 sooooo I have to figure that out when I get back.
[2026-05-10 14:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 14:09:00] Sam Willis: Joe sent me the contact info for a welder. So hopefully it’s an easy ish fix? 🤞🤞
[2026-05-10 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Taking off. Byeeeee
[2026-05-10 14:30:00] Dave: So excited for you to see your folks
[2026-05-10 14:30:00] Dave: Safe travels! Lmk when you land!
[2026-05-10 16:02:00] Sam Willis: There’s also one I recorded to myself like 1.5 yrs ago to remind myself that Bucky will never change 😂
[2026-05-10 16:02:00] Sam Willis: lol I decided to listen to all my voice memos I’ve recorded and there was one where I was going to start like a video diary to bitch about work and life. So I’m just rambling to myself. And I’m like this is weird. I’m such a doof. Also. I haven’t changed at all. Shit from 2 yrs ago, I’m still bitching about 😅
[2026-05-10 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Still have like 50 min left 🙄
[2026-05-10 16:27:00] Dave: Were you thinking maybe he had changed?
[2026-05-10 16:27:00] Dave: Did you hope?
[2026-05-10 16:28:00] Sam Willis: It was more like, he has the same playbook every single time
[2026-05-10 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Who knows. I must have just had talked to him right before then. It was January 2025.
[2026-05-10 16:29:00] Dave: What’s the play?
[2026-05-10 16:29:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-10 16:31:00] Sam Willis: First time he contacts you, total love bombing, I miss you, we were made for each other, etc etc etc. then second day it’s either 1. ALL he talks about is sexual shit. Or 2. He totally ghosts Or 3. He will be in a bad mood and give like 1 word responses.
[2026-05-10 16:31:00] Sam Willis: He never genuinely asks how I am or what’s new. Ever.
[2026-05-10 16:31:00] Sam Willis: His multiple personalities
[2026-05-10 16:32:00] Sam Willis: I told you no and that I haven’t talked to him
[2026-05-10 16:32:00] Sam Willis: No still 30 min
[2026-05-10 16:32:00] Dave: I know, but that was a while ago
[2026-05-10 16:32:00] Dave: Are you seeing him while you’re there?
[2026-05-10 16:32:00] Dave: Are you there yet?
[2026-05-10 16:33:00] Dave: Are you still on the plane?
[2026-05-10 16:33:00] Dave: And Im self conscious
[2026-05-10 16:33:00] Dave: That’s a while!!
[2026-05-10 16:33:00] Sam Willis: It was 10 days ago
[2026-05-10 16:33:00] Sam Willis: It was 10 days ago
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea. 30 minutes until land
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea. 30 minutes until land
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want you to be self conscious. ❤️
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Dave: Your dad coming to pick you up?
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea him and my mom
[2026-05-10 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea him and my mom
[2026-05-10 16:38:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to? How was the cheesecake?
[2026-05-10 16:38:00] Dave: I meant insecure I think 🤔
[2026-05-10 16:38:00] Dave: I meant insecure I think 🤔
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: I just got out of the shower
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: Haven’t eaten it yet
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: But either way, I believe you ofc, just being silly
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: Just hanging out watching speed up videos is things being cleaned on YouTube lol
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: But either way, I believe you ofc, just being silly
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: Just hanging out watching speed up videos is things being cleaned on YouTube lol
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: I just got out of the shower
[2026-05-10 16:39:00] Dave: Haven’t eaten it yet
[2026-05-10 16:44:00] Sam Willis: I get it. I get insecure, too, thinking about Juliet 😑
[2026-05-10 16:44:00] Sam Willis: I get it. I get insecure, too, thinking about Juliet 😑
[2026-05-10 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Ah I’m so ready to be “home” for good
[2026-05-10 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Phoenix feels like I’m a whole fucking world away
[2026-05-10 16:59:00] Dave: Well you’re getting so close!!
[2026-05-10 17:00:00] Dave: I’m actually really proud of you for how you’ve taken action towards that move 😌
[2026-05-10 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Aww thank you. I still have a longggggg ways to go.
[2026-05-10 17:02:00] Dave: Not really though
[2026-05-10 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Well yea but I mean. A job, buy a house, sell a house, move. My animals 😭😭😭
[2026-05-10 17:03:00] Sam Willis: And….big thing. A job lol
[2026-05-10 17:03:00] Sam Willis: And….big thing. A job lol
[2026-05-10 17:03:00] Dave: Now it’s just a matter of selling the house and finding a new one
[2026-05-10 17:03:00] Dave: Christian was the major blocker
[2026-05-10 17:04:00] Dave: You already have a pretty good shot at the bank job
[2026-05-10 17:05:00] Sam Willis: The current job
[2026-05-10 17:05:00] Dave: And the house is just a matter of procedure
[2026-05-10 17:05:00] Dave: And you might even be able to keep your current job
[2026-05-10 17:05:00] Sam Willis: So I’ve been thinking about that
[2026-05-10 17:06:00] Sam Willis: And I feel to the Indianapolis office, and never seeing anyone and not being in a main “hub”, I’d be one of the first to get let go in a layoff
[2026-05-10 17:07:00] Sam Willis: So I dunno. We will see. Hopefully I do well in my interviews this week 🙏
[2026-05-10 17:07:00] Sam Willis: It’d be nice to atleast have options lol
[2026-05-10 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Especially with how much EVERYTHING seems to be in WL/SL
[2026-05-10 17:07:00] Dave: Yeah that’s valid
[2026-05-10 17:08:00] Dave: I’m sure you’ll do great!
[2026-05-10 17:08:00] Sam Willis: I also feel like in order to compensate for the lower salary, they might try to offer me a sign on bonus/small relo package
[2026-05-10 17:09:00] Dave: Oooh yeah, that’s would be nice!
[2026-05-10 17:10:00] Sam Willis: I also am thinking about selling off a bunch of my Schwab stock. Bc they piss me off 😂
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Sam Willis: Have I mentioned my mom smokes cigarettes 🙄
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Dave: Yes!!
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Dave: Does she smoke in the car?!
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Sam Willis: What. The. Fuck.
[2026-05-10 17:44:00] Sam Willis: She just spent $130 on 10 packs
[2026-05-10 17:45:00] Dave: I remember when a carton of smokes was $22
[2026-05-10 17:45:00] Sam Willis: How much were they back in your day? 😂
[2026-05-10 17:48:00] Dave: I walked behind someone today who was leaving a trail of disgusting smokers scent
[2026-05-10 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea my dads truck smells like ass
[2026-05-10 17:49:00] Sam Willis: She hasn’t smoked yet since I’ve been in. Thank the lawd
[2026-05-10 17:50:00] Dave: I mean, I guess it’s better than being an alcoholic…. 🤷‍♂️ …. Maybe ?
[2026-05-10 17:54:00] Sam Willis: That was the thought…😂
[2026-05-10 17:55:00] Sam Willis: 🤷‍♀️
[2026-05-10 17:55:00] Dave: At least alcohol doesn’t reek
[2026-05-10 18:06:00] Sam Willis: YAY!!
[2026-05-10 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Same time as you!!!
[2026-05-10 18:06:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-05-10 18:06:00] Dave: Omg!!
[2026-05-10 18:06:00] Dave: What time is it there?!
[2026-05-10 18:09:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Dead
[2026-05-10 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Ok now mom is smoking and I’m dying
[2026-05-10 18:55:00] Dave: I bet that’s pretty great
[2026-05-10 18:55:00] Sam Willis: Omg it’s chilly outside. Yasssss!!
[2026-05-10 18:56:00] Sam Willis: 66 degrees 🥳
[2026-05-10 18:57:00] Dave: 69 (nice 😏) here
[2026-05-10 19:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m already a wee overstimulated and retreating to my room lol.
[2026-05-10 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Dude I haven’t stayed in Effingham this many days in…. Ever lol
[2026-05-10 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Miss you. Whatcha up to
[2026-05-10 19:47:00] Dave: I was actually wondering if you would get overstimulated
[2026-05-10 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Also it’s one thing to come here for holidays and family time, but to come and attempt to actually work 😅 gooooood luck to me 😂
[2026-05-10 19:48:00] Dave: Just finished packing up more orders lol
[2026-05-10 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Awesome!! How many orders are you averaging a week??
[2026-05-10 19:49:00] Dave: Do you think you won’t be able to concentrate, or won’t want to?
[2026-05-10 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Awesome!! How many orders are you averaging a week??
[2026-05-10 19:49:00] Dave: Good question… off the top of my head I’d say 20ish
[2026-05-10 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Both
[2026-05-10 19:50:00] Dave: This thing with Dominic has the potential to go way up too
[2026-05-10 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Are they for sale yet?
[2026-05-10 19:51:00] Dave: And this is definitely that.
[2026-05-10 19:51:00] Dave: Like, when you see people who are successful with 3d printing businesses it’s always someone who found something very specific or niche.
[2026-05-10 19:54:00] Dave: Plus with Dominic’s social media presence growing, that’s a huge audience. We already know there’s interest because people ask him about it whenever it’s in one of his videos.
[2026-05-10 19:54:00] Dave: And the real potential is that basically ALL engines have these things and keeping them in order when rebuilding is something all mechanics have to deal with… They’re all different sizes for all the different manufacturers and shit.
[2026-05-10 19:55:00] Dave: Hahaha, I was like tf is excitedkidding lol
[2026-05-10 19:55:00] Sam Willis: You’re gonna need a second printer lol
[2026-05-10 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? Are you fucking excited?!
[2026-05-10 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Lord only knows why tf it did that lol
[2026-05-10 19:57:00] Dave: Lol... a second one? More like:
[2026-05-10 19:58:00] Dave: I’m trying to keep it cool so I don’t get my hopes up just to come crashing down when it’s not as popular as I expect lol
[2026-05-10 19:58:00] Dave: I’m trying to keep it cool so I don’t get my hopes up just to come crashing down when it’s not as popular as I expect lol
[2026-05-10 19:59:00] Dave: And no, they aren’t for sale yet. There’s still some details on the design to work out
[2026-05-10 20:00:00] Dave: I tell you everythingggggg
[2026-05-10 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok fine. But let me know when it goes live (obvi)
[2026-05-10 20:00:00] Dave: Of course
[2026-05-10 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Cause you know…you never tell me anything
[2026-05-10 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok fine. But let me know when it goes live (obvi)
[2026-05-10 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Days later you’ll be like…oh, did I tell you about that thing? 🙄🙄
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Dave: Maybe if you stopped talking long enough…
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Like real time. As it’s in my brain
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Nope. Silent Sam
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Dave: KIDDING
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Dave: Never stop talking baby
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Sam Willis: I tell YOU everythingggggggg
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Dave: Oh pleas
[2026-05-10 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s it
[2026-05-10 20:03:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-05-10 20:03:00] Sam Willis: I KNEW I WAS TOO MUCH FOR YOU!!!
[2026-05-10 20:03:00] Dave: NEVER
[2026-05-10 20:03:00] Sam Willis: I knew I talked too much 😭
[2026-05-10 20:04:00] Dave: I love your stream of consciousness sweetie 😘
[2026-05-10 20:04:00] Dave: Which is kinda weird
[2026-05-10 20:04:00] Dave: But whatever… that’s what you do to me
[2026-05-10 20:04:00] Dave: In fact, I actually just got hard 😅
[2026-05-10 20:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 20:06:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-05-10 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss!!!
[2026-05-10 20:07:00] Dave: I’m aight 😏
[2026-05-10 20:07:00] Sam Willis: You’re my favorite
[2026-05-10 20:07:00] Dave: YOU’re the best
[2026-05-10 20:07:00] Sam Willis: You’re my favorite
[2026-05-10 20:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to jump into the shower. I hate figuring out this fucking shower. It’s so temperamental lol. Be back soon
[2026-05-10 20:08:00] Dave: Also: you naked 🤤
[2026-05-10 20:37:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-05-10 20:37:00] Dave: Idk
[2026-05-10 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Do you want to hear one of the most boomer things ever? 😂
[2026-05-10 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Dad just asked mom if she wants to watch an episode of their show and mom goes “ugh I can’t. I haven’t been on Facebook all day and there’s just too many things I need to go through and comment on”
[2026-05-10 20:38:00] Sam Willis: 💀
[2026-05-10 20:38:00] Dave: (Yes)
[2026-05-10 20:39:00] Dave: Ok, yeah… I can see it
[2026-05-10 20:39:00] Dave: …Is that a boomer thing?
[2026-05-10 20:39:00] Sam Willis: I think so bc I think boomers are like the largest demographic active on Facebook now
[2026-05-10 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Old people
[2026-05-10 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Btw. Did you talk to your mom today
[2026-05-10 20:40:00] Dave: Ofc 😊
[2026-05-10 20:41:00] Dave: God… I’m still flabbergasted over how much cigarettes cost now lol
[2026-05-10 20:41:00] Sam Willis: It’s so dumb
[2026-05-10 20:42:00] Dave: OMG no kidding
[2026-05-10 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Thank god she doesn’t smoke in the house
[2026-05-10 20:42:00] Dave: It’s so is
[2026-05-10 20:42:00] Sam Willis: I dated a smoker in college. I bet I smelled fucking terrible going to work every day 🤮
[2026-05-10 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Ugh the smell that permeates your clothes oh goddddd
[2026-05-10 20:43:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-10 20:43:00] Sam Willis: You don’t even realize it
[2026-05-10 20:43:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-10 20:43:00] Dave: No you get so used to it
[2026-05-10 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Ppl probably thought I was white trash 😭
[2026-05-10 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Tell me something good about your day
[2026-05-10 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Valid
[2026-05-10 20:45:00] Dave: I got cheesecake
[2026-05-10 20:46:00] Sam Willis: 20 min?!? Omg I WOULD have gone home then. Geesh
[2026-05-10 20:46:00] Sam Willis: So proud of you for going. I didn’t work out all weekend 😭
[2026-05-10 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Very valid
[2026-05-10 20:46:00] Dave: I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally didn’t feel like working out this morning and I almost didn’t. I sat in the car for like 20 mins thinking about going home and going back to bed. But I did it anyway.
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Dave: I might go for a run
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Sam Willis: I tried…
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Sam Willis: You gonna go tomorrow too? ☺️
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Dave: So that was the excuse lol
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Dave: Well, I was trying to change audiobooks and it was being dumb
[2026-05-10 20:47:00] Sam Willis: YEA YOU ARE!!
[2026-05-10 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Awww
[2026-05-10 20:48:00] Sam Willis: 👏👏👏
[2026-05-10 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I love you the most
[2026-05-10 20:48:00] Dave: Seriously. Thank you ❤️
[2026-05-10 20:48:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-10 20:49:00] Sam Willis: It was all you that started it though
[2026-05-10 20:49:00] Dave: You have genuinely been the only reason I’ve stuck to this running bullshit lol.
[2026-05-10 20:50:00] Sam Willis: I’ll work on that 😉
[2026-05-10 20:50:00] Sam Willis: I’ll work on that 😉
[2026-05-10 20:50:00] Dave: Yeah I started it, but I probably would’ve stopped after that first run lol
[2026-05-10 20:50:00] Dave: Now if you can just get me to stop eating cheesecake and Reeses pb cups 😅
[2026-05-10 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Step 1. Stop buying the shit!! 😜
[2026-05-10 20:51:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-10 20:51:00] Dave: Shut up
[2026-05-10 20:51:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see you
[2026-05-10 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Never
[2026-05-10 20:52:00] Dave: So I can make you shut up 😏
[2026-05-10 20:54:00] Dave: Fuuuuck
[2026-05-10 20:54:00] Dave: You are so good at talking dirty 😈
[2026-05-10 20:54:00] Sam Willis: You can do whatever you want to me 🥵🥵
[2026-05-10 20:54:00] Sam Willis: I am alllll yours
[2026-05-10 20:55:00] Dave: And instantly hard as granite
[2026-05-10 20:55:00] Dave: You know just want to say to get me 🔥
[2026-05-10 21:00:00] Sam Willis: All over
[2026-05-10 21:00:00] Sam Willis: I was on the plane thinking about you today. And just how quickly you turn me on. I just absolutely love being with you and kissing you and touching you and feeling you…. You make me feel sooooo amazing 🥰
[2026-05-10 21:01:00] Dave: 29 days!!
[2026-05-10 21:01:00] Dave: Mmmmm, you do the same to me babydoll
[2026-05-10 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Speaking of. Have you figured out when you’re going to Omaha
[2026-05-10 21:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-10 21:05:00] Sam Willis: We are gonna have so much fun. A little mini vacation
[2026-05-10 21:12:00] Dave: It’s gonna be sooo great!
[2026-05-10 21:13:00] Dave: I think Omaha is sometime in July?.. Not sure. We might not be able to because of all of Greyson’s camps lol
[2026-05-10 21:13:00] Dave: Church, Band, etc..
[2026-05-10 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea that’s true
[2026-05-10 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. Well iiiii am getting into bed! lol
[2026-05-10 21:16:00] Sam Willis: It’s 915!! Why aren’t you! lol
[2026-05-10 21:16:00] Dave: It’s great being back on the same (or close) time zone
[2026-05-10 21:16:00] Dave: I’m getting ready to
[2026-05-10 21:16:00] Dave: Hahaha wuuuut
[2026-05-10 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Wish we were together. But I’ll take the same time zone
[2026-05-10 21:17:00] Dave: I can’t remember.. is that what we’re call it?
[2026-05-10 21:17:00] Dave: Do we need to start making an agenda for… full send(?) weekend?
[2026-05-10 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Ooo I like full send!!
[2026-05-10 21:18:00] Dave: I think that’s the one we were both keen on last time - for this one
[2026-05-10 21:18:00] Sam Willis: You want an itinerary for that week?
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Dave: Just a thought… Like which night are we gonna watch TBL, etc 😋
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Yes I’m down. We don’t have to plan out every hour but general idea is good!
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Dave: Or we can play
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Dave: That’s a great idea!
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Make a note along with the sex agenda 😉
[2026-05-10 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah, for sure
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Dave: On top of it 😏
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Dave: You’re so on top of it
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’ll be on top of it, alright
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Big Lebowski should be the first fucking night lol
[2026-05-10 21:20:00] Sam Willis: It was your idea! You’re the one that’s on top of it lol
[2026-05-10 21:21:00] Dave: 0800: eat pussy 0900: eat pussy 0930: eat breakfast 0935: eat pussy
[2026-05-10 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh this is a perfect agenda
[2026-05-10 21:21:00] Sam Willis: 🤤
[2026-05-10 21:21:00] Dave: And so on
[2026-05-10 21:21:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-10 21:22:00] Dave: Ok, sweetpea. Sleep well
[2026-05-10 21:22:00] Dave: I love you so so much and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-10 21:22:00] Sam Willis: You too baby. I love you so much
[2026-05-10 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow!

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DAY OVERVIEW This Wednesday began with playful banter, escalating to sexually charged exchanges and ending on a tender, affectionate note as they planned a future visit. The most defining moment was their detailed, flirty planning of a future "full send" weekend, which included an agenda mixing intimacy and leisure.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Gym and Fitness - Dave expressed reluctance to go to the gym, running pains, and low energy. - Emotional register: Frustrated, tired.

Sam's Travel and Home Visit
Sam shared excitement and anxiety about visiting her folks, Christian's emotional week, and her plans to work and relax.
Emotional register: Excited, anxious.
Christian's Spending and Entitlement
Sam revealed Christian's excessive spending using her card, suggesting entitlement and misuse.
Emotional register: Angry, betrayed.
3D Printing Business and Dominic
Dave shared his hopes for a 3D printing business with Dominic, discussing potential for niche markets and growth.
Emotional register: Optimistic, hopeful.
Personal Insecurities (Juliet and Greyson)
Both shared feelings of insecurity related to Juliet and Greyson in their lives.
Emotional register: Vulnerable.
Parenting and Cigarette Smoking
Sam talked about her mom's smoking and its impact, including the smell and cost.
Emotional register: Disgusted, resigned.
Cheesecake and Snacks
Dave's cheesecake indulgence was a recurring topic, highlighting a shared love for sweets.
Emotional register: Playful, indulgent.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiated teasing about Sam's nakedness, expressing desire to kiss and touch her. - The conversation escalated to a detailed, playful agenda for their future "full send" weekend, including frequent sexual activity. - Both expressed physical longing and excitement about their future intimacy.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave was the primary initiator of playful and sexual topics, while Sam responded with enthusiasm and affection. - Both showed vulnerability in discussing insecurities and past relationships. - The power dynamic was balanced, with mutual teasing and affection.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, affectionate start. - "Probably not gonna run today so fuck that and fuck you" — Dave, humorous defiance. - "I can't wait to hear your sweet voice" — Dave, longing. - "Big Lebowski should be the first fucking night" — Sam, playful agenda planning. - "0800: eat pussy 0900: eat pussy" — Dave, detailed, explicit agenda.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Planning for their "full send" weekend, including a detailed agenda. - Hopes and plans for Dave's 3D printing business with Dominic. - Unresolved feelings about Christian's behavior and spending.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Tender affection → Sexually charged excitement → Nostalgic reminiscing → Longing anticipation.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

350

25.0 more; previous daily average 325.0 (4 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

24

2.5 fewer; previous daily average 26.5 (4 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	175 · 50%	175 · 50%
Average reply time	2m 7s (n=82)	3m 16s (n=81)
Conversation starts	1 of 2 · 50%	1 of 2 · 50%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 7s (n=82). 5% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 1s (4 usable days out of the previous 7; 308 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 16s (n=81). 30% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 31s (4 usable days out of the previous 7; 309 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 33.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 83.3% (4 usable days out of the previous 7; 6 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 51s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Insufficient comparable history: five compatible historical days are required for descriptive alerts.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 350 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update111 · 32%

Humor58 · 17%

Frustration33 · 9%

Affection27 · 8%

Checking in25 · 7%

All other signals

Excitement22 · 6%

Vulnerability20 · 6%

Appreciation19 · 5%

Planning13 · 4%

Emotional support10 · 3%

Sexting8 · 2%

Flirting7 · 2%

Deep sharing6 · 2%

Encouragement6 · 2%

Disagreement5 · 1%

Request5 · 1%

Unmet need2 · 1%

Boundary setting1 · 0%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (58), Humor (33), Affection (14), Checking in (14), Excitement (12)
Sam Willis: Status update (53), Frustration (26), Humor (25), Affection (13), Vulnerability (13)

Tension and positive follow-ups

21 of 31 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (68%).

10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 14s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 31 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-10 10:00:00 AM · Dave
Yes, but it never gets old 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-10 10:01:00 AM · Dave
Hip is ok. I’ve been having some pain since I started running but I’m hoping it is just general because-I-haven’t-been-running pains.
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-10 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Why oh whyyyy do I wait until the last minute to run errands. Sigh
Positive follow-up · 2026-05-10 10:54:00 AM · Dave
It’s just who you are 😘
Context · 2026-05-10 11:01:00 AM · Sam Willis
I don’t have time for all my nonsense this morning lol

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-10 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Why oh whyyyy do I wait until the last minute to run errands. Sigh
Context · 2026-05-10 10:54:00 AM · Dave
It’s just who you are 😘
Tension signal Episode start · 2026-05-10 11:01:00 AM · Sam Willis
I don’t have time for all my nonsense this morning lol
Tension signal Episode end · 2026-05-10 11:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Bro took my card AGAIN!!! Grrrrrrr
Positive follow-up · 2026-05-10 11:05:00 AM · Dave
Actually laughed out loud 😜 This message responded to an earlier message.

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-10 11:32:00 AM · Sam Willis
FOURTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
Context · 2026-05-10 11:32:00 AM · Sam Willis
$1400 to board the dogs.
Tension signal Episode start · 2026-05-10 11:33:00 AM · Dave
wtf
Tension signal Episode end · 2026-05-10 11:33:00 AM · Dave
That’s insane
Context · 2026-05-10 12:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I'm finally on the way to the airport. My flight leaves in two hours. I normally like to get there sooner than this so This is what happens when I didn't plan my time accordingly or I did, but I like chose to push…

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

331 of 350 messages (94.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	167 / 175	95.4%
Sam Willis	164 / 175	93.7%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.83
Appreciation	0.77
Boundary setting	0.70
Checking in	0.71
Deep sharing	0.69
Disagreement	0.67
Emotional support	0.74
Encouragement	0.78
Excitement	0.78
Flirting	0.87
Frustration	0.72
Humor	0.72
Passive aggression	0.60
Planning	0.73
Request	0.65
Sexting	0.84
Status update	0.63
Unmet need	0.70
Vulnerability	0.68

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-14 07:10:04
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 27 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Detected signal · 2026-05-10 06:40:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to the dump gym And Not super excited about that, but it is what it is Probably not gonna run today so fuck that and fuck you for making me run I am super excited that y…
Context · 2026-05-10 09:28:00 AM · Sam Willis
Davveeee!! you’re way too sweet. That’s too much!!
Context · 2026-05-10 09:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
Thank you baby ❤️❤️ I love you