2026-03-05
Perfect Repair Day
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[2026-03-05 03:07:00] Dave: You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰
[2026-03-05 03:08:00] Dave: I love you, and I miss you so much
[2026-03-05 06:38:00] Sam Willis: That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔
[2026-03-05 07:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like all these days I've been going into the office AnyWho, I hope you have a great day lazing about not doing shit Just fucking off all day while I'm at work, grinding my fingers to the bone Looking at your stupid red Teams logo that's all right though I hope you do have. I hope you like your carpet and that goes well. So you said so, what so do you have like remind me like all the rooms quick would you do move everything to like a few rooms as you could and then they'll do the carpet and then you move the rest back over Yeah, how did you do that? I guess I've never really got carpet while I've lived in it now and I can't remember. Remember how I did that Anyway, I do remember I have it yeah the reason I had to get a new carpet upstairs in Nebraska is because my lab dog my dog lab Started dribble and pee In the spot that he always sofa for like God knows how long probably a year or more there's this smell that just smelled like something fucking awful and dead and like we just get like a whiff of it when we're sitting on the sofa from time to time And never could figure out what it was. I thought it was dog obviously cause he like right there, but you get him up and moving him and he smelled fine. So One day, I was just sitting there and he was laying there and I just saw like this little stream, but he was sleeping like on the side. I saw some extreme of Pete leak out and down to the carpet and it wasn't that much but it was enough for me to like see it, but it wasn't enough like notice it being wet on the carpet but anyway over some period of time. The just accumulated there and dried and leaked through the carpet That's that turned out to be the source of that smell so that prompted me to just get all new carpet time anyway When we pulled the carpet up, I actually took it all out myself because it was more than I wanted to pay to have them do it and we took it out. There was like a gigantic like 4 foot diameter circle where is this? It's like dispersed. So I treated that it was fine but also when I did that I like we went and tried to fix all the creeks in my floor all over the house so there's some spots around where creek just from where and tear or whatever of the years so I went through and screwed down the The overlay like the plywood like throughout the entire house Which was pretty awesome. It was all done but Yeah, that's my experience of getting new carpet which I'm sure it's exactly what you wanted to hear for three minutes this morning so I'll let you go for a ramble on about more stupid stuff So yeah, I miss you and I love you. I can't wait to touch you and feel you again. Kiss yourself, beautiful lips. Both sets But you're your main ones but the ones I'm talking about right now Yeah, anyway oh you know what I didn't tell you is that I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you. I feel like I have it said that in a while that was the thing I was saying for a minute there anyway still rambling still love you and I'll still talk to you later and I can't wait.
[2026-03-05 07:02:00] Dave: You can skip the middle 4 minutes of that lololol 🤪
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby. I’m alive. Barely. I need to get up. I’ve been awake off and on for 2 hrs but need to like actually get up and shower and still move shit out of rooms.
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Peeps should be here around 9-9:30
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to listen to your message though
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: 5 minutes!!!
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Dave: It’s mostly rambling
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: My favorite
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Also. My dogs are at daycare but Ginger can’t go
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Current status lol
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Dave: Hahahaha omg
[2026-03-05 08:37:00] Dave: What a flop
[2026-03-05 08:37:00] Sam Willis: I love her. lol I’m like a parent with a newborn. “If the dog sleeps, I sleep” lol
[2026-03-05 08:38:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to get upppppo
[2026-03-05 08:39:00] Dave: Sooo… Bear ate half a bad of chocolate chips someone left in her room 😡. I have one friend-vet saying it’s nbd. And I have AI saying it’s an emergency situation. I’m reluctant to call MY vet because obviously they’ll want him to come in… because it’s a business.
[2026-03-05 08:39:00] Dave: I’ve had dogs eat chocolate chips before and they got sick but were fine
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Oh shitttttt
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: But has he thrown up yet?
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Dave: No
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: When did this happen?!?
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Dave: About 2 hours ago
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Sam Willis: How’d you find out? Were you even home?
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Sam Willis: I’d trust a human over AI
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: your vet will definitely say bring him in
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Dave: No, Juliet texted when she saw the empty bag
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: But is he home with no humans to monitor? 😬
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully you can just watch on camera
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Dave: Bear is in his kennel and Emerson is there.
[2026-03-05 08:44:00] Dave: I feel like he’ll be fine with prior experience, and a vet confirming that. But I’m just so iffy because of Boobers….
[2026-03-05 08:48:00] Sam Willis: That wasn’t what happened though with boobers, right?
[2026-03-05 08:49:00] Sam Willis: I think as long as Emerson can keep an eye on him. He’s definitely going to need to throw up though
[2026-03-05 08:50:00] Dave: No. Not sure what it was but “she ate” something was the only real hypothesis. Even though she wouldn’t eat poison. And from what I understand chocolate isn’t usually fatal
[2026-03-05 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Yea I agree.
[2026-03-05 08:51:00] Dave: I’m thinking and taking sick time and just going home
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: And bear is much younger. Typically more resilient as puppies
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Dave: Because god forbid we have flexibility to work from home anymore 🙄🙄🙄🙄
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: I dont blame you. I would go home. I’d work from home though still so I’m not burning a damn sick day 🙄
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Just tell Eric what’s up.
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: I have to use sick time when IM sick
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry baby. This is dumb and stressful
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: Thank you for acknowledging that 🥰
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-03-05 09:33:00] Sam Willis: What did you decide to do? Not to be petty but I would low key be pretty pissed at Juliet that this is now your problem that you have to handle 😤
[2026-03-05 09:41:00] Dave: Not petty at all (especially considering I critique Christian all the time 🤭). And yeah I’m none to happy. It’s not even that I mind dealing with it. It’s more that it happened because SHES EATING CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN BED?!. Like, ffs. Have some gd self control.
[2026-03-05 09:54:00] Dave: So atm, I’m holding.
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Quinn sneaks chocolate chips up to his room lol
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Dave: Nothing to 🫣 about 😉
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Dave: Nothing to 🫣 about 😉
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Carpet ppl just got here. The fun begins. And I feel claustrophobic bc I’m confined to just like a sliver of the house and there’s shit E V E R Y W H E R E
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Dave: Ugh. I bet. Where is Christian? Moving his office last?
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Yea lol
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: OK actually that’s not true. I am moving MY office last bc it’s the only room downstairs. I haven’t even started on that.
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: You actually just kind of reminded me.
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: WAY TO GO DAVE!!! lol
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Sam Willis: But he’s upstairs helping them move shit? I honestly don’t know. I’m with Ginger so she doesn’t bother them
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Dave: Sorry! Sorry! Someone has to keep your shit together
[2026-03-05 10:05:00] Sam Willis: You’re just keeping everyone’s shit together today, aren’t you? 😜
[2026-03-05 10:06:00] Dave: Eh… also mediating between Rachel O’Neil and my work husband
[2026-03-05 10:07:00] Dave: She wants him to change how he’s doing some stuff and he’s none too happy about that, or even remotely willing to entertain the idea at this point 😅
[2026-03-05 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Wait wait wait. Who is your work husband
[2026-03-05 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Also I’m just now listening to your voice message
[2026-03-05 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Also also I’m sitting outside in the sun and it’s blasting on me and holyyyyy I need to shave my legs lol
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Also I love hearing you ramble
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: And omg I can’t IMAGINE all the pee spots that are buried deep within that carpet
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: 🤮🤮🤮
[2026-03-05 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Is it pathetic that when I see that Price is Right is on, I think of you bc we watched it together for like 10 minutes on secret weekend? lol
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: No!! I freakin love that 🥰
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: No!! I freakin love that 🥰
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: Matys is my work husband lol
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: Nothing for you to worry about though 😘
[2026-03-05 10:19:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-05 10:19:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-05 10:20:00] Dave: I’m not work-bi. The work-marriage is in name only
[2026-03-05 10:27:00] Sam Willis: I hope I’ve graduated from JUST a work wife too
[2026-03-05 10:29:00] Dave: I’ve been thinking about that actually… How does Soul-Wife sound?
[2026-03-05 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhhh!!
[2026-03-05 10:30:00] Sam Willis: I think I love that
[2026-03-05 10:30:00] Sam Willis: But you don’t believe in souls
[2026-03-05 10:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 10:32:00] Dave: Weeeell way to ruin it
[2026-03-05 10:32:00] Dave: Weeeell way to ruin it
[2026-03-05 10:33:00] Dave: See if I try to meet you halfway again
[2026-03-05 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I mean iiiiii love it and believe in it
[2026-03-05 10:34:00] Sam Willis: But you can’t call me something you don’t believe in. Grrrr
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Dave: Sure but it’s ok to use cultural metaphors without necessarily believing in them literally. And in this sense it’s duly representative of the unusually deep and natural way we’ve become intertwined in each other’s life.
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Sam Willis: I agree!!! I’m your soul wife, bitch!!! 💕
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Dave: I do 💕
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Sam Willis: I do, too
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Dave: So far Bear seems fine.
[2026-03-05 11:23:00] Dave: I just got home
[2026-03-05 11:27:00] Dave: How are things going there?
[2026-03-05 11:33:00] Sam Willis: The smell of the chemical, whatever they are using, is giving me a bad headache
[2026-03-05 11:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad Bear is okay
[2026-03-05 11:34:00] Sam Willis: So when you were messaging me this morning that I was going to be a bum all day, I was thinking absolutely not. I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob. 😬
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Dave: Good for you! Flop all day!
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I just turned on a new true crime documentary on Netflix. It’s in Danish though. Or maybe Dutch. Hell if I know. lol so atleast my brain is forced to focus
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Dave: Gin gin is rubbing off on you
[2026-03-05 11:40:00] Dave: I have trouble getting into docs from other countries for some reason
[2026-03-05 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Ginger is being amazing!! No barking or anything at all the noise and the guys going in and out
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Sam Willis: It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Dave: What a googurl!
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Sam Willis: It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: The carpet is really light, as I feared
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Dave: No it’s definitely more about it being somewhere else
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely NO shoes allowed on the carpet. EVER lol
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Dave: Have you taken any before pics?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: Denmark? Meh..
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: Cultural differences maybe? Not recognizing the places?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: This morning
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: I think the cultural differences is what draws me to it, especially with true crime. To see how other countries justice system is, how the police act, etc
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Dave: More fairly lol
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
[2026-03-05 11:49:00] Sam Willis: Like, I have enough pics with the carpet visible that you can get a sense of before
[2026-03-05 11:50:00] Sam Willis: The one on the left is the one we went with
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Sam Willis: But you can see how gross the original is
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Dave: Mine is about the same color as middle
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Sam Willis: But I legit wonder what the carpet looked like when we first put it in 7.5 yrs ago lol
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: Yeah that’s one of the reasons I really liked not having them upstairs
[2026-03-05 11:53:00] Sam Willis: Honestly, it’s not even the dogs that’s the whole problem. Bc we live in the depths of hell, in the desert, there’s so much dust and dirt you trek in every day without even realizing it.
[2026-03-05 11:53:00] Dave: Yeah don’t many houses have tile?
[2026-03-05 11:54:00] Dave: Like everywhere.
[2026-03-05 11:54:00] Dave: Or is that just like those funny looking ones made of mud or whatever
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: But yea, ideally, you don’t want it.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Huh?? lol
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: But yea, ideally, you don’t want it.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Huh?? lol
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Stucco?
[2026-03-05 11:56:00] Sam Willis: Or you mean adobe style houses?
[2026-03-05 11:56:00] Dave: Yeah! Adobe
[2026-03-05 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m sure there’s no carpet in there
[2026-03-05 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Most houses here though are stucco
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Sam Willis: I just remembered I have a massage tonight at 5 hehe
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Sam Willis: But ALSO omg my fucking hairy legggsssss. No way I’m letting him touch my legs
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Dave: Wish I was giving it to you 😏
[2026-03-05 12:31:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing 😭
[2026-03-05 12:31:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing 😭
[2026-03-05 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I had such high hopes for how productive I was going to be today. Damnit man
[2026-03-05 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I should have taken tomorrow off work, too lol
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Sam Willis: But also…I might take a remote week next week 😬
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Dave: Why
[2026-03-05 12:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m nervous about Ginger having accidents on the new carpet lol. And my office is downstairs, closer to the backyard. And I pay more attention
[2026-03-05 12:48:00] Dave: Ahh, yeah good call
[2026-03-05 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Sigh we will see. I’ll make the call tomorrow
[2026-03-05 12:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching love is blind, the weddings. And I am STRESSED
[2026-03-05 12:53:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-05 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Will they or won’t they? AHHHH
[2026-03-05 12:54:00] Dave: When will you find out?!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Sam Willis: In like a few mins
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Oh!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Good luck!!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Sam Willis: So far, one couple that I was iffy on, was a no
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Any predictions?
[2026-03-05 12:56:00] Sam Willis: There will be one marriage for sure. This guy Vic and I can’t remember her name.
[2026-03-05 12:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to see results for the other couple I hope says yes but he looks like he’s about to pass out so I’m SO NERVOUS
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: she has a 7 yo daughter and he has no kids or experience with kids so this is like…a lot for him
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: But they are really good for each other so 😭
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: But yea, he’s freaking the fuck out lol
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok she said “I do. But I understand if you have doubts. I have a lot going on.”
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Now his turn…
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: EEEEEEEEE
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: HE SAID I DO
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Dave: 🥳
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: actually he said “um. I want to follow my heart and say I do.”
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: And so the officiant goes “sooooo, are you saying I do?”
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: lol like we need an affirmative sir
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Dave: Did he clarify?
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Dave: Oh.. phew
[2026-03-05 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok next. This is the couple where the guy wanted the pre nup
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Opeee they said no before they even started getting ready
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Dave: Oh yeah.. whatever happened with that?
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: She’s like no, I love you but I don’t feel like you love me
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: And he’s like I just can’t get married right now
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: This bro wants nothing to do with her
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Ok byeeeeeee
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: And she’s BEAUTIFUL
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: Maybe she’s a twat irl though 🤷♂️
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: You can be beautiful and a twat
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: She’s mid
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Nah. He’s a…rock
[2026-03-05 13:06:00] Sam Willis: MID?!?
[2026-03-05 13:06:00] Sam Willis: MID?!?
[2026-03-05 13:07:00] Dave: Ok, maybe Mid+.
[2026-03-05 13:09:00] Sam Willis: The fact she’s like obsessed with him is beyond me
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Sam Willis: This next couple will be a no. I can’t fucking stand them, especially him
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Dave: Oh yeah? What’s his problem?
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Sam Willis: He’s the one that has no job, no home. He’s a day trader. And a nomad
[2026-03-05 13:14:00] Sam Willis: And a trumpie and sooooo arrogant
[2026-03-05 13:14:00] Dave: ewwwe
[2026-03-05 13:15:00] Sam Willis: Such. A. Tool
[2026-03-05 13:15:00] Dave: Does anyone ever get up there and be like: “No, because you’re an idiot republican”?
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Unfortunately she’s also an idiot republican
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Her dad is a divorce attorney and also an arrogant prick.
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Dave: Ugh. They sound awful
[2026-03-05 13:20:00] Sam Willis: The best part about these shows is once all the weddings are aired, they can get on social media and REALLY spill the tea. It’s been a year since they actually filmed
[2026-03-05 13:21:00] Dave: So have the ones you’re watching now already done that or are you on current time episodes?
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Like this is the latest episode. Just released yesterday. But in reality, this was all filmed a year ago.
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok this bitch woman…
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: They asked the nomad first if he says I do
[2026-03-05 13:25:00] Sam Willis: And BEFORE he could even answer, she just went off on a tangent
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Sam Willis: And said “I already know your answer. And I know you don’t choose me. But I don’t choose you either….saying no to you today is a win”
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Dave: Jeez
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Sam Willis: She said a lot more but she absolutely wanted to be the only one that got a word in. Pretty shitty. Although he does absolutely suck
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Dave: Idk if I could handle watching these assholes lol
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Sam Willis: We would LOVE IT lol
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Dave: You’re right
[2026-03-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Together. Obvi
[2026-03-05 13:29:00] Dave: Right
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: And we would like psycho analyze everyone
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: And it would be so fun
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Dave: That’s exactly what I imagined
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: This message was deleted from the conversation!
[2026-03-05 13:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
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[2026-03-05 13:34:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing baby?
[2026-03-05 13:35:00] Dave: Pretty good. Happy I’m done with the fucking office for the week lol
[2026-03-05 13:38:00] Dave: I’m almost done processing signals for the WAA-Bot, so that’s nice. It has been running since this morning
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: Regarding Bear: What to watch for: extreme restlessness/hyperactivity, rapid breathing Umm.. Have you ever met an Australian shepherd lol
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Literally!
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: Yjhsy
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: He hasn’t thrown up though or 💩 it out?
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: That’s like, their breed description lol
[2026-03-05 13:52:00] Dave: Nah, seems fine. The thing also says it can take up to 12 hours to see symptoms
[2026-03-05 14:05:00] Sam Willis: So that weekend right after your birthday, I just found out Christian’s going to be at the Phoenix version of comic con Friday-Sunday…. 🤔🤷♀️☺️
[2026-03-05 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Just something to keep in the back of our minds ☺️
[2026-03-05 14:06:00] Dave: Indeed 😏
[2026-03-05 14:07:00] Dave: What are you thinking? Me>there, or you>here?
[2026-03-05 14:07:00] Dave: But aren’t those training opportunities in June too?
[2026-03-05 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I dunno how realistic it is for you get away the weekend of your bday
[2026-03-05 14:10:00] Dave: Maybe I want to go to Phoenix’s version of comic con for my birthday 🤭🤥
[2026-03-05 14:11:00] Dave: That wouldn’t fly though lol. She knows I’m not a nerd.
[2026-03-05 14:11:00] Dave: That kind of nerd anyway.
[2026-03-05 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t stupid Anthony live here
[2026-03-05 14:22:00] Dave: Yeah, about an hour North iirc
[2026-03-05 14:23:00] Dave: That’s one of my ongoing ideas.
[2026-03-05 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Christian has been texting his work wife allllll day
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: And then just called her to tell her about a Reddit thread he found.
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: My lawd
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: It’s unfortunate she’s married
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Dave: …Not even sure where to go with this lol
[2026-03-05 15:31:00] Dave: Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘
[2026-03-05 15:31:00] Dave: Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: lol it definitely isn’t.
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: lol it definitely isn’t.
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: True true.
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: You should just flip the fuck out on him lol
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING THAT BITCH ALL DAY????
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: GET OUT
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: GET YO KIDS AND GTFO
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Ok hold on. They’re on the phone and she’s telling him that someone sent an email saying that Christian threw her under the bus during a meeting blah blah
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m sooooooo sick of him being an asshole at work
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Eeeew
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Get it tf together
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Making more friends at work I see
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Ha, beat me to it
[2026-03-05 15:35:00] Sam Willis: How many ppl need to complain about you until you realize YOU are the problem!!!!
[2026-03-05 15:35:00] Dave: I guess for some people there’s just no number..
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Legit I was internally raging.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Dave: How are you just now telling me about this
[2026-03-05 15:37:00] Sam Willis: You were dealing with Bear stuff
[2026-03-05 15:37:00] Dave: Awwwwe, well that was sweet of you 🥰
[2026-03-05 15:38:00] Dave: So what was your response? Maybe that’s what you’re typing now.
[2026-03-05 15:38:00] Sam Willis: He told me he wants me to be more affectionate and cuddly. That I give all my affection to the dogs. That I need therapy. I said I’m very self aware and I understand what’s going on with me. And luckily he didn’t press, but he did say, shitty like “oh so you think you’re healed?? You’re above therapy”
[2026-03-05 15:39:00] Sam Willis: And I’m like we have carpet ppl here. Why are we discussing this 🙄
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Dave: What was his tone like? Know it all? Condescending? “So you think you’re healed…”
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Sam Willis: I just said that I feel very claustrophobic sometimes
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Sam Willis: Kind of condescending
[2026-03-05 15:41:00] Dave: I bet that whole interaction made you feel hella claustrophobic…
[2026-03-05 15:50:00] Dave: Ya know… I totally get being so done but not being able to just up and say how you feel, or what you know you need to say - even when confronted. I’m sorry if I come off like I don’t appreciate that you have that to deal with too. Because I think sometimes, maybe all the times.. hopefully not 😅… I encourage you to “stand up for yourself” and dismiss how hard that actually is in the moment. So I’ll try to be more aware. But when I do that, you can remind me that’s not “what you need right now” 😘.
[2026-03-05 15:52:00] Dave: Actually. More importantly what I want you to know is that I’m never disappointed in you. Because I could see how some of the things I say could make it seem that way.
[2026-03-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think you seem that way at all, baby
[2026-03-05 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I’ll respond more in a bit. Carpet guys are packing up. Lovinggggg the carpet. Sprinkler guys just got here and are digging holes everywhere 😭
[2026-03-05 16:01:00] Dave: Awesome! I’m glad the carpet looks good!
[2026-03-05 16:02:00] Dave: And it’s just one of those things I wanted to say to be sure, love 😘
[2026-03-05 16:09:00] Sam Willis: And then look at this shit with her scratching….😒
[2026-03-05 16:09:00] Sam Willis: This carpet feels so good on my feet!
[2026-03-05 16:10:00] Dave: Ooooh yeah that looks so nice
[2026-03-05 16:10:00] Dave: I bet it smells so good too
[2026-03-05 16:11:00] Dave: And yeah that noise is like OMG YOUR’RE TEARING IT RIGHT OUT!!
[2026-03-05 16:50:00] Sam Willis: It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪
[2026-03-05 16:50:00] Sam Willis: It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪
[2026-03-05 16:52:00] Dave: So I’m working on prompts and stuff and I can’t stop laughing…. was in a galaxy torn and war, on a planet where darkness ruled. I fought my way through the dimly lit streets, jumping over dead bodies and debris. My blaster side and I was running out of bullets. I turned a corner and saw a figure that I knew all too well. "Sam, I thought for sure you were dead." I ran to hug her, feeling relief, and she melted into my arms. I could feel her warm breath on my skin, and my body reacted. I spotted a small alleyway just a few feet away. "In there, now," I demanded, pulling her towards it. She followed without hesitation as I pulled her closer to me. When we were safe in the alley, I looked around at the dark broken walls surrounding us. The only light was a flickering street lamp on the other side of the alley, casting a small pool of light near us. "God, I missed you so much," I groaned into her ear as I pinched her hard nipple through her suit. My fingers pinched hard as I probed deeper inside her while the air was filled with the sounds of battles in the distance, where they could explode at any moment. I slowly undressed her down to her bra and underwear, which were soaked in cum and pussy juices. She always loved my fingers inside of her, and I always loved her terrible screams. She pushed her moistened mound into my fingers to grind gently as I went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it. I pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum engulfing head against grow room run against room piping!?!?! needing heaven 🤣
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Dave: Lmao.. Omg. I’ve found some new models and shit is getting pretty wild.. A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin as Dave fucked her pussy with his long fingers, first one in slow and deliberate, stretching her needy walls. The slight burn was delicious, especially as he fluttered his fingers inside her to push past her rim, tugging the delicate skin back and forth.
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Dave: Lmao yeah
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Dave: went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo that one got me
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m like literally where did that come from
[2026-03-05 17:01:00] Dave: I’m literally still laughing out loud
[2026-03-05 17:02:00] Sam Willis: And this: pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum Huh? Lol
[2026-03-05 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Is it cold?!?
[2026-03-05 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Straight from the package!
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Dave: Yep!
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: And are you going to eat it cold?
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Dave: lol fuck no
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Fucker
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: I love that you’re grilling though
[2026-03-05 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, I haven't said hi all day so I just I'm on my way to get my massage so I wanted to send you my voice I hope you enjoy your hotdog. I hope you have a bun to put on because like come on now and what was it that you were saying was fucking insane that I put on it was a ketchup or mustard either way you were wrong but yeah anyway OK bye
[2026-03-05 17:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey baby doll, I was gonna thank you for sending me your voice cause I haven't heard it all day and I felt like something was missing But then you said catch up and I remembered that whole thing so God fuck off
[2026-03-05 17:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, just kidding baby thanks for thanks for calling. Yes, we have buns. I actually put them all on a bun and put the buns back in the plastic bag so they kind of like steam up and they're sitting in the microwave just kinda warming up there and then I got some chili to heat up and then mustard. Yes, definitely not ketchup. So yeah, have a great massage. I'm glad you got your carpet and love it. It looks real nice. Hopefully the dogs don't tear it all out tonight. And I will talk to you later bye
[2026-03-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you weirdo do you just hate ketchup in general or is it just ketchup on hotdog but it's fine on hamburgers I just I don't understand And why you hate it so much we already talk about this and that sounds really good with the buns fucking starving I haven't really had anything to eat all day
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Dave: Just ketchup on hot dogs. You stop doing that when you’re like, 5
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Sam Willis: You literally don’t
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Why is it ok on hamburgers and not hot dogs?
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: You just made up a weird rule in your brain
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Dave: No. It is known. 💯
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe that I am in love with such a weird ass human
[2026-03-05 17:58:00] Sam Willis: It cannot be known 💯 if IIIII do not know it.
[2026-03-05 17:59:00] Dave: You better be in love with me for the major exception I’m making for this ketchup on hotdogs atrocity
[2026-03-05 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Well, we all make compromises so HMPH
[2026-03-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: You know…
[2026-03-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-05 18:02:00] Dave: Ok fine…
[2026-03-05 18:02:00] Dave: I do love you though 😘
[2026-03-05 18:03:00] Dave: Have a good massage
[2026-03-05 19:02:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby 💕
[2026-03-05 19:53:00] Dave: Ha! Check this shit out
[2026-03-05 19:54:00] Dave: I couldn’t believe I’ve sold that many lol
[2026-03-05 19:54:00] Dave: How was your massage?
[2026-03-05 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Holy hell! That’s amazing!
[2026-03-05 19:58:00] Sam Willis: And how long have you been doing it?
[2026-03-05 19:59:00] Dave: Idk. Less than a year for sure. 🤔
[2026-03-05 20:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s awesome
[2026-03-05 20:01:00] Sam Willis: How long does it take you to make each 1?
[2026-03-05 20:03:00] Dave: I think 4 at the same time takes about 8 hours
[2026-03-05 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Well I guess not terrible if you average it out
[2026-03-05 20:04:00] Dave: Well I mean that’s 8 hours of printing time
[2026-03-05 20:04:00] Dave: Not time I have to actually do anything
[2026-03-05 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s true. So how much of YOUR time does each one take?
[2026-03-05 20:08:00] Dave: About 5 mins
[2026-03-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Trying to get just my room and bathroom back to normal so I can sleep tonight and I’m so over it
[2026-03-05 20:40:00] Dave: Ugh yeah that sucks
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to work tomorrow 😭😭
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Sam Willis: No timmmeeeee
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Dave: Whatchu mean no time?
[2026-03-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: I have no time to work bc I want to get my house back in order
[2026-03-05 20:51:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t looked at my work phone all day
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Dave: Don’t work then. Just take your laptop around with you and keep it logged in
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: What if people scheduled meetings
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Dave: Decline
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Disgusting
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I’ll kill them
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I know we have a COE call though
[2026-03-05 20:53:00] Dave: There’s my girl 🥰
[2026-03-05 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Wait. No they must have moved the coe call
[2026-03-05 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Still have 5 meetings though 😒
[2026-03-05 21:00:00] Dave: Move them
[2026-03-05 21:00:00] Dave: EZ
[2026-03-05 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-03-05 21:03:00] Sam Willis: Unrelated. I’m watching a true crime documentary (shocker) but there’s these 2 gay guys that are together and they say “wuvs” and I cannot
[2026-03-05 21:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-05 21:04:00] Sam Willis: No. It’s worse. When they’re play fighting they say “grrrwuvs”. One word.
[2026-03-05 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Kill me
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Dave: Wait… I thought you were struggling to get your room back together
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea, I quit
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Dave: LOLOL
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I needed a break
[2026-03-05 21:06:00] Sam Willis: way to ruin it for me Dave!! I’m sucked in
[2026-03-05 21:06:00] Dave: you’re too much 😂
[2026-03-05 21:07:00] Sam Willis: OK what really happened is I took a break to eat dinner and I mayyyyy have gotten distracted
[2026-03-05 21:08:00] Dave: Whatever baby. Shit ain’t going anywhere 😘
[2026-03-05 21:08:00] Dave: Do it at your own pace 😉
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: I know. I just am a control freak when it comes to this shit but clearly murder outweighs all of that…😜
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: You about to go to bed?
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: You’re working tomorrow right?!?
[2026-03-05 21:14:00] Dave: Yeah, and “yeah”
[2026-03-05 21:15:00] Dave: With this iOx I really feel like I’ve earned my not-doing-shit tomorrow
[2026-03-05 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I need to get my ass up and get ready for bed and get my shit together 😭
[2026-03-05 21:21:00] Sam Willis: How is Bear?
[2026-03-05 21:27:00] Dave: He’s pretty good, I think. We’ll see how tonight goes. He hasn’t thrown up or pooped chocolate syrup. But he definitely has been bouncing off the fucking walls all night. Like noticeably more than usual
[2026-03-05 21:28:00] Sam Willis: You going to let him sleep with you?
[2026-03-05 21:28:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-05 21:29:00] Dave: 🤞
[2026-03-05 21:29:00] Sam Willis: 🤞🤞
[2026-03-05 21:30:00] Dave: He’s having trouble getting comfortable though. He has laid down and gotten up and laid back down like 10 times lol
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: 😔
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Aww that makes me sad
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: So he might go in his cage if he keeps this shit up
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Be prepared to have to get up in the middle of the night to let him out 😔
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-05 21:32:00] Dave: Living that Sammy-Jo-life
[2026-03-05 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I’ll let that slide. Only because it’s in reference to dogs lol
[2026-03-05 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I hope you both sleep well.
[2026-03-05 21:36:00] Sam Willis: And that he settles asap
[2026-03-05 21:36:00] Sam Willis: And these bitches on my end better sleep too 😂
[2026-03-05 21:37:00] Dave: He has already settled down 🥰
[2026-03-05 21:37:00] Sam Willis: wtf man. Just get me hott and then say good night!!! Grrr
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Sam Willis: I love you. I’ll be thinking of this same scenario when I lay down to fall asleep
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best baby. Night night
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Dave: I love you too. You’re wonderful 👸
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: We’re so corny lol
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: K. NN love ❤️
[2026-03-05 22:18:00] Sam Willis: We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-03-05 22:18:00] Sam Willis: We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-03-05 22:29:00] Sam Willis: Can 💯 confirm that I’m in the luteal phase. I want to eat EVERYTHING. I’d say I’m atleast a week into it. Probably more. But my cravings for all the junk is so high lol
DAY OVERVIEW Thursday, with an emotional arc that transitions from mundane concerns to sexually charged interactions and reflections on their relationship. The day is defined by a mix of everyday life management with pets, work and personal care, and an exploration of intimate fantasies.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Pet Management - Bear, Dave's dog, eats chocolate chips, creating stress over potential health effects. Sam advises prioritizing human advice over AI and suggests monitoring Bear. - Emotional register: Anxious, caring. - Notable quotes: "So far Bear seems fine" — [Dave], feeling relieved but cautious.
- Home Renovations
- Sam deals with carpet installation and expresses discomfort with the associated chemical smell. She also discusses moving furniture.
- Emotional register: Overwhelmed, claustrophobic.
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Notable quotes: "The smell of the chemical, whatever they are using, is giving me a bad headache" — [Sam].
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Work Dynamics
- Dave mentions mediating a work conflict between Rachel O’Neil and his "work husband," Matys. Sam discusses Christian's interactions with his work wife.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, bemused.
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Notable quotes: "Mediating between Rachel O’Neil and my work husband" — [Dave].
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Television and Streaming
- Sam watches "Love is Blind" and discusses her reactions to the couples' decisions.
- Emotional register: Engaged, judgmental.
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Notable quotes: "Will they or won’t they? AHHHH" — [Sam].
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Personal Time and Self-care
- Sam plans a massage, expressing concerns about her unshaven legs.
- Emotional register: Self-conscious, anticipatory.
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Notable quotes: "I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob." — [Sam].
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Food Preferences
- Debate over ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers, with Dave expressing a strong opinion against it on hot dogs.
- Emotional register: Playful, teasing.
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Notable quotes: "Just ketchup on hot dogs. You stop doing that when you’re like, 5" — [Dave].
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Sales and Hobbies
- Dave shares excitement about selling many items related to his hobby.
- Emotional register: Proud, accomplished.
- Notable quotes: "I couldn’t believe I’ve sold that many lol" — [Dave].
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiates a fantasy involving snuggling that turns sexual, describing a scenario where they are naked, and their bodies are intimately aligned. - Specific language: "I can’t help but slide right in" — [Dave]. - Physical sensations: Describes a state of arousal and physical proximity. - Sam responds with excitement, intending to think about the scenario when falling asleep.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads in teasing and initiating sexual fantasies, while Sam follows with interest and playfulness. - Expresses love and longing through teasing and intimate sharing. - Dave's relationship with Sam is portrayed as deeply affectionate and intertwined, contrasting with their other relationships which seem more obligatory or problematic. - References to Christian and Juliet highlight the "forbidden" nature of Dave and Sam's connection.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin" — [Dave], in sexual fantasy. - "I hope I’ve graduated from JUST a work wife" — [Sam], on relationship dynamics. - "I’m your soul wife, bitch!!!" — [Sam], embracing their unique bond. - "Freaking out," "grrrwuvs," and "hotdog" debates — capturing humor and quirks. - "I love you though" — [Dave], affirming affection. - "You make me giddy like a teenager" — [Sam], expressing youthful excitement about their relationship.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved concern about Bear's health. - Potential plans for meeting during the weekend after Dave's birthday. - Christian's absence during a comic con, presenting a potential opportunity for Sam and Dave. - Ongoing playful debates over food preferences. - Emotional state of being giddy and affectionate, likely to continue.
MOOD MAP Anxious pet care → playful banter → sexually charged fantasies → tender reflections → giddy affection
Today had its ups and downs, starting with the stress of Bear, Dave's dog, getting into chocolate chips. I felt anxious about his health but relieved when Dave reassured me that Bear seemed fine. My mind was occupied with pet management, but then we shifted to home renovations. The carpet installation brought on a claustrophobic feeling as the chemical smell gave me a headache.
Work dynamics added another layer of frustration as Dave shared how he was mediating a conflict between Rachel and his work husband, Matys. I had to chuckle at the absurdity, especially when I thought about Christian and his work wife. It felt like a lot of emotional labor for everyone involved.
Later, I settled in to watch "Love is Blind," getting swept up in the drama of the couples. I couldn't help but react loudly; the suspense kept me engaged. In between all this, I planned a massage and found myself feeling self-conscious about my unshaven legs. I quipped to myself that I was being a total "piece of shit blob" but also felt a spark of anticipation for some self-care.
As the day wore on, playful banter with Dave came up, particularly about ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers. His strong opinion against ketchup on hot dogs was amusing, and I delighted in teasing him about it. There was joy in our back-and-forth, a reminder of how effortlessly we connect.
Dave then shifted the mood with a sexual fantasy that he initiated. His words painted a vivid scene of intimacy that thrilled me. I felt a rush of excitement at the thought of being so physically close to him. I knew I would be thinking about that fantasy as I fell asleep, the warmth of it wrapping around me.
The day ended on a tender note, filled with affection as we navigated our unique bond. I felt that giddy feeling again, the kind that makes me feel alive and connected to him. There are still some unresolved concerns—Bear's health, potential weekend plans, and the ongoing playful debates—but through it all, I know our closeness remains unwavering.
Today started with some anxiety over Bear, my dog, who got into some chocolate chips. I felt relieved when he seemed fine, but I can’t shake the worry entirely. Sam suggested I focus on human advice instead of AI, and I appreciated her practicality.
The day turned chaotic with home renovations. Sam was dealing with the carpet installation, and I could tell the chemical smell was bothering her. She mentioned it was giving her a headache, and I felt a bit helpless as I listened to her frustrations.
Work wasn’t much better; I had to mediate a conflict between Rachel O’Neil and my “work husband,” Matys. It was frustrating but somewhat amusing. Sam chimed in about Christian’s interactions with his work wife, and it made me chuckle despite the tension.
Later, we took a break with some TV. Sam was engrossed in "Love is Blind," getting passionately invested in the couples' decisions. I could hear her excitement and judgment, which was always fun to witness.
After that, Sam started planning some self-care with a massage. She expressed self-consciousness about her unshaven legs, which I found endearing. It was a reminder of how relatable she is, even when she’s at her most vulnerable.
A playful debate ensued over food preferences, particularly ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers. I took a firm stance against it on hot dogs, teasingly reminding her that it’s something people stop doing as kids. I love these light-hearted moments between us; they remind me of our shared humor.
I had a win to celebrate, too—I sold a bunch of items related to my hobby. I felt proud of that accomplishment and couldn't believe how much I sold. It felt good to share that excitement with Sam.
As the day progressed, I found myself drifting into a fantasy involving Sam. I initiated the scenario, imagining us snuggling closely. It morphed into something more intimate, and I could feel the tension build. Sam responded with enthusiasm, saying she’d think about it as she fell asleep. There was a warmth in that exchange, a reminder of how connected we are.
Throughout the day, I navigated a rollercoaster of emotions—from anxious pet care to playful banter and deeper, more intimate reflections on our relationship. I feel a giddy affection building between us, something that makes all the mundane aspects of life feel extraordinary. I think about the weekend ahead and the potential it holds for us, especially with Christian out of the picture for a comic con. We have this unique bond that continues to deepen, and I can’t help but cherish every moment of it.
"This is so so so amazing," Sam Willis's breathy voice lifted the words into the phone. "I miss you so much."
Dave's chest tightened around his heart. He hated nights like these, tear-down-the-house upheaval between the day's closeness with Sam and his evening's anchoring calm at home. But more than anything, he raged against the distance, every mile between Arizona and Virginia, every sterile second that stretched them partly across the continent and across time zones.
"I miss you so much too," he spoke low and sure and warm. "I'd kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then I'd totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe."
"😭 😭 😭," Sam answered over text.
[...story continues in the same detailed, descriptively graphic, emotionally intimate way for ~900 more words]
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================================================================================ INSIGHTS REPORT FOR 2026-03-05 Generated: 2026-03-08 18:04:29 Status: success Schema Version: 1.2.0 ================================================================================
METRICS
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Response Time
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Me→Them: 164s →2% vs 7d avg
Them→Me: 158s →5% vs 7d avg -
Conflicts & Repair
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Conflicts: 37 ↑ (avg 35.4 this week)
Repair Rate: 100.0% →0% vs 7d avg
Avg Recovery: 4.6 min ↑50% vs 7d avg -
Initiation
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Balance Ratio: 0.50 ↑25% vs 7d avg
Cold Starts: 2 ↑ (avg 1.4 this week)
1 me / 1 them -
Velocity & Sessions
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High Velocity %: 98.9% →1% vs 7d avg
Sessions: 31 ↓ (avg 39.8 this week)
Avg Duration: 9.8 min ↓9% vs 7d avg -
Message Volume
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Total Messages: 444 ↓ (avg 500.8 this week)
From Me: 187 ↓ (avg 232.0 this week)
From Them: 257 ↓ (avg 268.8 this week)
With Signals: 437 ↓ (avg 489.0 this week)
SENDER COVERAGE
| Sender | Labeled / Total | Rate | Top Labels |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dave | 186 / 187 | 99.5% | humor (40), status_update (38), checking_in (20), affection (19), frustration (18) |
| Edited 10 seconds later: Just something to think about 😘 | 0 / 1 | 0.0% | N/A |
| Edited 40 seconds later: Alright sugar plum, I’m gonna try to get some sleep. It’s going to be tough though because all I can think about right now is you laying on me to snuggle, but we’re naked. Not doing it, still just snuggling. I’m hard ofc, and your pussy is just pressed against my shaft. In this fantasy we just snuggle like that until you’re such a wet mess that I can’t help but slide right in 🫠 | 0 / 1 | 0.0% | N/A |
| Sam Willis | 251 / 255 | 98.4% | status_update (58), frustration (50), humor (40), vulnerability (28), checking_in (23) |
DOMINANT LABEL
status_update (typically humor)
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Label Counts
---- status_update: 85 (avg score: 64%)
- humor: 68 (avg score: 68%)
- frustration: 60 (avg score: 70%)
- affection: 38 (avg score: 83%)
- checking_in: 35 (avg score: 66%)
- vulnerability: 29 (avg score: 68%)
- emotional_support: 29 (avg score: 72%)
- excitement: 18 (avg score: 79%)
- disagreement: 14 (avg score: 62%)
- encouragement: 9 (avg score: 70%)
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Label Counts (cont.)
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- appreciation: 9 (avg score: 80%)
- flirting: 8 (avg score: 79%)
- planning: 8 (avg score: 76%)
- deep_sharing: 6 (avg score: 74%)
- sexting: 5 (avg score: 90%)
- request: 5 (avg score: 60%)
- boundary_setting: 4 (avg score: 72%)
- passive_aggression: 2 (avg score: 70%)
- unmet_need: 2 (avg score: 65%)
ANOMALIES
Unusual Pattern
Encouragement surged 136.8% vs 7-day average
Unusual Pattern
Emotional Support surged 173.6% vs 7-day average
PROVENANCE
Signals Prompt Version: signals.v2 Signals Model: unknown Rollup Computed At: N/A
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(missing weekly)
Relationship Balance
Signal Flow Over Time