2026-03-05
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[2026-03-05 03:07:00] Dave: You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰
[2026-03-05 03:08:00] Dave: I love you, and I miss you so much
[2026-03-05 06:38:00] Sam Willis: That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔
[2026-03-05 07:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like all these days I've been going into the office AnyWho, I hope you have a great day lazing about not doing shit Just fucking off all day while I'm at work, grinding my fingers to the bone Looking at your stupid red Teams logo that's all right though I hope you do have. I hope you like your carpet and that goes well. So you said so, what so do you have like remind me like all the rooms quick would you do move everything to like a few rooms as you could and then they'll do the carpet and then you move the rest back over Yeah, how did you do that? I guess I've never really got carpet while I've lived in it now and I can't remember. Remember how I did that Anyway, I do remember I have it yeah the reason I had to get a new carpet upstairs in Nebraska is because my lab dog my dog lab Started dribble and pee In the spot that he always sofa for like God knows how long probably a year or more there's this smell that just smelled like something fucking awful and dead and like we just get like a whiff of it when we're sitting on the sofa from time to time And never could figure out what it was. I thought it was dog obviously cause he like right there, but you get him up and moving him and he smelled fine. So One day, I was just sitting there and he was laying there and I just saw like this little stream, but he was sleeping like on the side. I saw some extreme of Pete leak out and down to the carpet and it wasn't that much but it was enough for me to like see it, but it wasn't enough like notice it being wet on the carpet but anyway over some period of time. The just accumulated there and dried and leaked through the carpet That's that turned out to be the source of that smell so that prompted me to just get all new carpet time anyway When we pulled the carpet up, I actually took it all out myself because it was more than I wanted to pay to have them do it and we took it out. There was like a gigantic like 4 foot diameter circle where is this? It's like dispersed. So I treated that it was fine but also when I did that I like we went and tried to fix all the creeks in my floor all over the house so there's some spots around where creek just from where and tear or whatever of the years so I went through and screwed down the The overlay like the plywood like throughout the entire house Which was pretty awesome. It was all done but Yeah, that's my experience of getting new carpet which I'm sure it's exactly what you wanted to hear for three minutes this morning so I'll let you go for a ramble on about more stupid stuff So yeah, I miss you and I love you. I can't wait to touch you and feel you again. Kiss yourself, beautiful lips. Both sets But you're your main ones but the ones I'm talking about right now Yeah, anyway oh you know what I didn't tell you is that I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you. I feel like I have it said that in a while that was the thing I was saying for a minute there anyway still rambling still love you and I'll still talk to you later and I can't wait.
[2026-03-05 07:02:00] Dave: You can skip the middle 4 minutes of that lololol 🤪
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby. I’m alive. Barely. I need to get up. I’ve been awake off and on for 2 hrs but need to like actually get up and shower and still move shit out of rooms.
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Peeps should be here around 9-9:30
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to listen to your message though
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: 5 minutes!!!
[2026-03-05 08:35:00] Dave: It’s mostly rambling
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: My favorite
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Also. My dogs are at daycare but Ginger can’t go
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Current status lol
[2026-03-05 08:36:00] Dave: Hahahaha omg
[2026-03-05 08:37:00] Dave: What a flop
[2026-03-05 08:37:00] Sam Willis: I love her. lol I’m like a parent with a newborn. “If the dog sleeps, I sleep” lol
[2026-03-05 08:38:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to get upppppo
[2026-03-05 08:39:00] Dave: Sooo… Bear ate half a bad of chocolate chips someone left in her room 😡. I have one friend-vet saying it’s nbd. And I have AI saying it’s an emergency situation. I’m reluctant to call MY vet because obviously they’ll want him to come in… because it’s a business.
[2026-03-05 08:39:00] Dave: I’ve had dogs eat chocolate chips before and they got sick but were fine
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Oh shitttttt
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: But has he thrown up yet?
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Dave: No
[2026-03-05 08:40:00] Sam Willis: When did this happen?!?
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Dave: About 2 hours ago
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Sam Willis: How’d you find out? Were you even home?
[2026-03-05 08:41:00] Sam Willis: I’d trust a human over AI
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: your vet will definitely say bring him in
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Dave: No, Juliet texted when she saw the empty bag
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: But is he home with no humans to monitor? 😬
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully you can just watch on camera
[2026-03-05 08:42:00] Dave: Bear is in his kennel and Emerson is there.
[2026-03-05 08:44:00] Dave: I feel like he’ll be fine with prior experience, and a vet confirming that. But I’m just so iffy because of Boobers….
[2026-03-05 08:48:00] Sam Willis: That wasn’t what happened though with boobers, right?
[2026-03-05 08:49:00] Sam Willis: I think as long as Emerson can keep an eye on him. He’s definitely going to need to throw up though
[2026-03-05 08:50:00] Dave: No. Not sure what it was but “she ate” something was the only real hypothesis. Even though she wouldn’t eat poison. And from what I understand chocolate isn’t usually fatal
[2026-03-05 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Yea I agree.
[2026-03-05 08:51:00] Dave: I’m thinking and taking sick time and just going home
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: And bear is much younger. Typically more resilient as puppies
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Dave: Because god forbid we have flexibility to work from home anymore 🙄🙄🙄🙄
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: I dont blame you. I would go home. I’d work from home though still so I’m not burning a damn sick day 🙄
[2026-03-05 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Just tell Eric what’s up.
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: I have to use sick time when IM sick
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry baby. This is dumb and stressful
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: Thank you for acknowledging that 🥰
[2026-03-05 08:53:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-03-05 09:33:00] Sam Willis: What did you decide to do? Not to be petty but I would low key be pretty pissed at Juliet that this is now your problem that you have to handle 😤
[2026-03-05 09:41:00] Dave: Not petty at all (especially considering I critique Christian all the time 🤭). And yeah I’m none to happy. It’s not even that I mind dealing with it. It’s more that it happened because SHES EATING CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN BED?!. Like, ffs. Have some gd self control.
[2026-03-05 09:54:00] Dave: So atm, I’m holding.
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣
[2026-03-05 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Quinn sneaks chocolate chips up to his room lol
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Dave: Nothing to 🫣 about 😉
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Dave: Nothing to 🫣 about 😉
[2026-03-05 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Carpet ppl just got here. The fun begins. And I feel claustrophobic bc I’m confined to just like a sliver of the house and there’s shit E V E R Y W H E R E
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Dave: Ugh. I bet. Where is Christian? Moving his office last?
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Yea lol
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: OK actually that’s not true. I am moving MY office last bc it’s the only room downstairs. I haven’t even started on that.
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: You actually just kind of reminded me.
[2026-03-05 10:00:00] Sam Willis: WAY TO GO DAVE!!! lol
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Sam Willis: But he’s upstairs helping them move shit? I honestly don’t know. I’m with Ginger so she doesn’t bother them
[2026-03-05 10:01:00] Dave: Sorry! Sorry! Someone has to keep your shit together
[2026-03-05 10:05:00] Sam Willis: You’re just keeping everyone’s shit together today, aren’t you? 😜
[2026-03-05 10:06:00] Dave: Eh… also mediating between Rachel O’Neil and my work husband
[2026-03-05 10:07:00] Dave: She wants him to change how he’s doing some stuff and he’s none too happy about that, or even remotely willing to entertain the idea at this point 😅
[2026-03-05 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Wait wait wait. Who is your work husband
[2026-03-05 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Also I’m just now listening to your voice message
[2026-03-05 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Also also I’m sitting outside in the sun and it’s blasting on me and holyyyyy I need to shave my legs lol
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Also I love hearing you ramble
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: And omg I can’t IMAGINE all the pee spots that are buried deep within that carpet
[2026-03-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: 🤮🤮🤮
[2026-03-05 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Is it pathetic that when I see that Price is Right is on, I think of you bc we watched it together for like 10 minutes on secret weekend? lol
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: No!! I freakin love that 🥰
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: No!! I freakin love that 🥰
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: Matys is my work husband lol
[2026-03-05 10:17:00] Dave: Nothing for you to worry about though 😘
[2026-03-05 10:19:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-05 10:19:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-05 10:20:00] Dave: I’m not work-bi. The work-marriage is in name only
[2026-03-05 10:27:00] Sam Willis: I hope I’ve graduated from JUST a work wife too
[2026-03-05 10:29:00] Dave: I’ve been thinking about that actually… How does Soul-Wife sound?
[2026-03-05 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhhh!!
[2026-03-05 10:30:00] Sam Willis: I think I love that
[2026-03-05 10:30:00] Sam Willis: But you don’t believe in souls
[2026-03-05 10:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 10:32:00] Dave: Weeeell way to ruin it
[2026-03-05 10:32:00] Dave: Weeeell way to ruin it
[2026-03-05 10:33:00] Dave: See if I try to meet you halfway again
[2026-03-05 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I mean iiiiii love it and believe in it
[2026-03-05 10:34:00] Sam Willis: But you can’t call me something you don’t believe in. Grrrr
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Dave: Sure but it’s ok to use cultural metaphors without necessarily believing in them literally. And in this sense it’s duly representative of the unusually deep and natural way we’ve become intertwined in each other’s life.
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Sam Willis: I agree!!! I’m your soul wife, bitch!!! 💕
[2026-03-05 11:21:00] Dave: I do 💕
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Sam Willis: I do, too
[2026-03-05 11:22:00] Dave: So far Bear seems fine.
[2026-03-05 11:23:00] Dave: I just got home
[2026-03-05 11:27:00] Dave: How are things going there?
[2026-03-05 11:33:00] Sam Willis: The smell of the chemical, whatever they are using, is giving me a bad headache
[2026-03-05 11:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad Bear is okay
[2026-03-05 11:34:00] Sam Willis: So when you were messaging me this morning that I was going to be a bum all day, I was thinking absolutely not. I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob. 😬
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Dave: Good for you! Flop all day!
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I just turned on a new true crime documentary on Netflix. It’s in Danish though. Or maybe Dutch. Hell if I know. lol so atleast my brain is forced to focus
[2026-03-05 11:39:00] Dave: Gin gin is rubbing off on you
[2026-03-05 11:40:00] Dave: I have trouble getting into docs from other countries for some reason
[2026-03-05 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Ginger is being amazing!! No barking or anything at all the noise and the guys going in and out
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Sam Willis: It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Dave: What a googurl!
[2026-03-05 11:44:00] Sam Willis: It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: The carpet is really light, as I feared
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Dave: No it’s definitely more about it being somewhere else
[2026-03-05 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely NO shoes allowed on the carpet. EVER lol
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Dave: Have you taken any before pics?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
[2026-03-05 11:46:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: Denmark? Meh..
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: Cultural differences maybe? Not recognizing the places?
[2026-03-05 11:47:00] Dave: This morning
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: I think the cultural differences is what draws me to it, especially with true crime. To see how other countries justice system is, how the police act, etc
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Dave: More fairly lol
[2026-03-05 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
[2026-03-05 11:49:00] Sam Willis: Like, I have enough pics with the carpet visible that you can get a sense of before
[2026-03-05 11:50:00] Sam Willis: The one on the left is the one we went with
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Sam Willis: But you can see how gross the original is
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Dave: Mine is about the same color as middle
[2026-03-05 11:51:00] Sam Willis: But I legit wonder what the carpet looked like when we first put it in 7.5 yrs ago lol
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs
[2026-03-05 11:52:00] Dave: Yeah that’s one of the reasons I really liked not having them upstairs
[2026-03-05 11:53:00] Sam Willis: Honestly, it’s not even the dogs that’s the whole problem. Bc we live in the depths of hell, in the desert, there’s so much dust and dirt you trek in every day without even realizing it.
[2026-03-05 11:53:00] Dave: Yeah don’t many houses have tile?
[2026-03-05 11:54:00] Dave: Like everywhere.
[2026-03-05 11:54:00] Dave: Or is that just like those funny looking ones made of mud or whatever
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: But yea, ideally, you don’t want it.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Huh?? lol
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: But yea, ideally, you don’t want it.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Huh?? lol
[2026-03-05 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Stucco?
[2026-03-05 11:56:00] Sam Willis: Or you mean adobe style houses?
[2026-03-05 11:56:00] Dave: Yeah! Adobe
[2026-03-05 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m sure there’s no carpet in there
[2026-03-05 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Most houses here though are stucco
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Sam Willis: I just remembered I have a massage tonight at 5 hehe
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Sam Willis: But ALSO omg my fucking hairy legggsssss. No way I’m letting him touch my legs
[2026-03-05 12:30:00] Dave: Wish I was giving it to you 😏
[2026-03-05 12:31:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing 😭
[2026-03-05 12:31:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing 😭
[2026-03-05 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I had such high hopes for how productive I was going to be today. Damnit man
[2026-03-05 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I should have taken tomorrow off work, too lol
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Sam Willis: But also…I might take a remote week next week 😬
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-03-05 12:45:00] Dave: Why
[2026-03-05 12:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m nervous about Ginger having accidents on the new carpet lol. And my office is downstairs, closer to the backyard. And I pay more attention
[2026-03-05 12:48:00] Dave: Ahh, yeah good call
[2026-03-05 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Sigh we will see. I’ll make the call tomorrow
[2026-03-05 12:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching love is blind, the weddings. And I am STRESSED
[2026-03-05 12:53:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-05 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Will they or won’t they? AHHHH
[2026-03-05 12:54:00] Dave: When will you find out?!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Sam Willis: In like a few mins
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Oh!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Good luck!!
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Sam Willis: So far, one couple that I was iffy on, was a no
[2026-03-05 12:55:00] Dave: Any predictions?
[2026-03-05 12:56:00] Sam Willis: There will be one marriage for sure. This guy Vic and I can’t remember her name.
[2026-03-05 12:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to see results for the other couple I hope says yes but he looks like he’s about to pass out so I’m SO NERVOUS
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: she has a 7 yo daughter and he has no kids or experience with kids so this is like…a lot for him
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: But they are really good for each other so 😭
[2026-03-05 12:57:00] Sam Willis: But yea, he’s freaking the fuck out lol
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok she said “I do. But I understand if you have doubts. I have a lot going on.”
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Now his turn…
[2026-03-05 13:00:00] Sam Willis: EEEEEEEEE
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: HE SAID I DO
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Dave: 🥳
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: actually he said “um. I want to follow my heart and say I do.”
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: And so the officiant goes “sooooo, are you saying I do?”
[2026-03-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: lol like we need an affirmative sir
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Dave: Did he clarify?
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-05 13:02:00] Dave: Oh.. phew
[2026-03-05 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok next. This is the couple where the guy wanted the pre nup
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Opeee they said no before they even started getting ready
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Dave: Oh yeah.. whatever happened with that?
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: She’s like no, I love you but I don’t feel like you love me
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: And he’s like I just can’t get married right now
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: This bro wants nothing to do with her
[2026-03-05 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Ok byeeeeeee
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: And she’s BEAUTIFUL
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: Maybe she’s a twat irl though 🤷♂️
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: You can be beautiful and a twat
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Dave: She’s mid
[2026-03-05 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Nah. He’s a…rock
[2026-03-05 13:06:00] Sam Willis: MID?!?
[2026-03-05 13:06:00] Sam Willis: MID?!?
[2026-03-05 13:07:00] Dave: Ok, maybe Mid+.
[2026-03-05 13:09:00] Sam Willis: The fact she’s like obsessed with him is beyond me
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Sam Willis: This next couple will be a no. I can’t fucking stand them, especially him
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Dave: Oh yeah? What’s his problem?
[2026-03-05 13:13:00] Sam Willis: He’s the one that has no job, no home. He’s a day trader. And a nomad
[2026-03-05 13:14:00] Sam Willis: And a trumpie and sooooo arrogant
[2026-03-05 13:14:00] Dave: ewwwe
[2026-03-05 13:15:00] Sam Willis: Such. A. Tool
[2026-03-05 13:15:00] Dave: Does anyone ever get up there and be like: “No, because you’re an idiot republican”?
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Unfortunately she’s also an idiot republican
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Her dad is a divorce attorney and also an arrogant prick.
[2026-03-05 13:16:00] Dave: Ugh. They sound awful
[2026-03-05 13:20:00] Sam Willis: The best part about these shows is once all the weddings are aired, they can get on social media and REALLY spill the tea. It’s been a year since they actually filmed
[2026-03-05 13:21:00] Dave: So have the ones you’re watching now already done that or are you on current time episodes?
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Like this is the latest episode. Just released yesterday. But in reality, this was all filmed a year ago.
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok this bitch woman…
[2026-03-05 13:24:00] Sam Willis: They asked the nomad first if he says I do
[2026-03-05 13:25:00] Sam Willis: And BEFORE he could even answer, she just went off on a tangent
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Sam Willis: And said “I already know your answer. And I know you don’t choose me. But I don’t choose you either….saying no to you today is a win”
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Dave: Jeez
[2026-03-05 13:26:00] Sam Willis: She said a lot more but she absolutely wanted to be the only one that got a word in. Pretty shitty. Although he does absolutely suck
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Dave: Idk if I could handle watching these assholes lol
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Sam Willis: We would LOVE IT lol
[2026-03-05 13:27:00] Dave: You’re right
[2026-03-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Together. Obvi
[2026-03-05 13:29:00] Dave: Right
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: And we would like psycho analyze everyone
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: And it would be so fun
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Dave: That’s exactly what I imagined
[2026-03-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: This message was deleted from the conversation!
[2026-03-05 13:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-05 13:31:00] Sam Willis: This message was deleted from the conversation!
[2026-03-05 13:34:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing baby?
[2026-03-05 13:35:00] Dave: Pretty good. Happy I’m done with the fucking office for the week lol
[2026-03-05 13:38:00] Dave: I’m almost done processing signals for the WAA-Bot, so that’s nice. It has been running since this morning
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: Regarding Bear: What to watch for: extreme restlessness/hyperactivity, rapid breathing Umm.. Have you ever met an Australian shepherd lol
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Literally!
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: Yjhsy
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: He hasn’t thrown up though or 💩 it out?
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised
[2026-03-05 13:51:00] Dave: That’s like, their breed description lol
[2026-03-05 13:52:00] Dave: Nah, seems fine. The thing also says it can take up to 12 hours to see symptoms
[2026-03-05 14:05:00] Sam Willis: So that weekend right after your birthday, I just found out Christian’s going to be at the Phoenix version of comic con Friday-Sunday…. 🤔🤷♀️☺️
[2026-03-05 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Just something to keep in the back of our minds ☺️
[2026-03-05 14:06:00] Dave: Indeed 😏
[2026-03-05 14:07:00] Dave: What are you thinking? Me>there, or you>here?
[2026-03-05 14:07:00] Dave: But aren’t those training opportunities in June too?
[2026-03-05 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I dunno how realistic it is for you get away the weekend of your bday
[2026-03-05 14:10:00] Dave: Maybe I want to go to Phoenix’s version of comic con for my birthday 🤭🤥
[2026-03-05 14:11:00] Dave: That wouldn’t fly though lol. She knows I’m not a nerd.
[2026-03-05 14:11:00] Dave: That kind of nerd anyway.
[2026-03-05 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t stupid Anthony live here
[2026-03-05 14:22:00] Dave: Yeah, about an hour North iirc
[2026-03-05 14:23:00] Dave: That’s one of my ongoing ideas.
[2026-03-05 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Christian has been texting his work wife allllll day
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: And then just called her to tell her about a Reddit thread he found.
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: My lawd
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: It’s unfortunate she’s married
[2026-03-05 15:30:00] Dave: …Not even sure where to go with this lol
[2026-03-05 15:31:00] Dave: Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘
[2026-03-05 15:31:00] Dave: Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: lol it definitely isn’t.
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Sam Willis: lol it definitely isn’t.
[2026-03-05 15:32:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: True true.
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: You should just flip the fuck out on him lol
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING THAT BITCH ALL DAY????
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: GET OUT
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-03-05 15:33:00] Dave: GET YO KIDS AND GTFO
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Ok hold on. They’re on the phone and she’s telling him that someone sent an email saying that Christian threw her under the bus during a meeting blah blah
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m sooooooo sick of him being an asshole at work
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Eeeew
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Get it tf together
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Making more friends at work I see
[2026-03-05 15:34:00] Dave: Ha, beat me to it
[2026-03-05 15:35:00] Sam Willis: How many ppl need to complain about you until you realize YOU are the problem!!!!
[2026-03-05 15:35:00] Dave: I guess for some people there’s just no number..
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Legit I was internally raging.
[2026-03-05 15:36:00] Dave: How are you just now telling me about this
[2026-03-05 15:37:00] Sam Willis: You were dealing with Bear stuff
[2026-03-05 15:37:00] Dave: Awwwwe, well that was sweet of you 🥰
[2026-03-05 15:38:00] Dave: So what was your response? Maybe that’s what you’re typing now.
[2026-03-05 15:38:00] Sam Willis: He told me he wants me to be more affectionate and cuddly. That I give all my affection to the dogs. That I need therapy. I said I’m very self aware and I understand what’s going on with me. And luckily he didn’t press, but he did say, shitty like “oh so you think you’re healed?? You’re above therapy”
[2026-03-05 15:39:00] Sam Willis: And I’m like we have carpet ppl here. Why are we discussing this 🙄
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Dave: What was his tone like? Know it all? Condescending? “So you think you’re healed…”
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Sam Willis: I just said that I feel very claustrophobic sometimes
[2026-03-05 15:40:00] Sam Willis: Kind of condescending
[2026-03-05 15:41:00] Dave: I bet that whole interaction made you feel hella claustrophobic…
[2026-03-05 15:50:00] Dave: Ya know… I totally get being so done but not being able to just up and say how you feel, or what you know you need to say - even when confronted. I’m sorry if I come off like I don’t appreciate that you have that to deal with too. Because I think sometimes, maybe all the times.. hopefully not 😅… I encourage you to “stand up for yourself” and dismiss how hard that actually is in the moment. So I’ll try to be more aware. But when I do that, you can remind me that’s not “what you need right now” 😘.
[2026-03-05 15:52:00] Dave: Actually. More importantly what I want you to know is that I’m never disappointed in you. Because I could see how some of the things I say could make it seem that way.
[2026-03-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think you seem that way at all, baby
[2026-03-05 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I’ll respond more in a bit. Carpet guys are packing up. Lovinggggg the carpet. Sprinkler guys just got here and are digging holes everywhere 😭
[2026-03-05 16:01:00] Dave: Awesome! I’m glad the carpet looks good!
[2026-03-05 16:02:00] Dave: And it’s just one of those things I wanted to say to be sure, love 😘
[2026-03-05 16:09:00] Sam Willis: And then look at this shit with her scratching….😒
[2026-03-05 16:09:00] Sam Willis: This carpet feels so good on my feet!
[2026-03-05 16:10:00] Dave: Ooooh yeah that looks so nice
[2026-03-05 16:10:00] Dave: I bet it smells so good too
[2026-03-05 16:11:00] Dave: And yeah that noise is like OMG YOUR’RE TEARING IT RIGHT OUT!!
[2026-03-05 16:50:00] Sam Willis: It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪
[2026-03-05 16:50:00] Sam Willis: It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪
[2026-03-05 16:52:00] Dave: So I’m working on prompts and stuff and I can’t stop laughing…. was in a galaxy torn and war, on a planet where darkness ruled. I fought my way through the dimly lit streets, jumping over dead bodies and debris. My blaster side and I was running out of bullets. I turned a corner and saw a figure that I knew all too well. "Sam, I thought for sure you were dead." I ran to hug her, feeling relief, and she melted into my arms. I could feel her warm breath on my skin, and my body reacted. I spotted a small alleyway just a few feet away. "In there, now," I demanded, pulling her towards it. She followed without hesitation as I pulled her closer to me. When we were safe in the alley, I looked around at the dark broken walls surrounding us. The only light was a flickering street lamp on the other side of the alley, casting a small pool of light near us. "God, I missed you so much," I groaned into her ear as I pinched her hard nipple through her suit. My fingers pinched hard as I probed deeper inside her while the air was filled with the sounds of battles in the distance, where they could explode at any moment. I slowly undressed her down to her bra and underwear, which were soaked in cum and pussy juices. She always loved my fingers inside of her, and I always loved her terrible screams. She pushed her moistened mound into my fingers to grind gently as I went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it. I pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum engulfing head against grow room run against room piping!?!?! needing heaven 🤣
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Dave: Lmao.. Omg. I’ve found some new models and shit is getting pretty wild.. A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin as Dave fucked her pussy with his long fingers, first one in slow and deliberate, stretching her needy walls. The slight burn was delicious, especially as he fluttered his fingers inside her to push past her rim, tugging the delicate skin back and forth.
[2026-03-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Dave: Lmao yeah
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Dave: went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo that one got me
[2026-03-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m like literally where did that come from
[2026-03-05 17:01:00] Dave: I’m literally still laughing out loud
[2026-03-05 17:02:00] Sam Willis: And this: pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum Huh? Lol
[2026-03-05 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Is it cold?!?
[2026-03-05 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Straight from the package!
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Dave: Yep!
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: And are you going to eat it cold?
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Dave: lol fuck no
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Fucker
[2026-03-05 17:35:00] Sam Willis: I love that you’re grilling though
[2026-03-05 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, I haven't said hi all day so I just I'm on my way to get my massage so I wanted to send you my voice I hope you enjoy your hotdog. I hope you have a bun to put on because like come on now and what was it that you were saying was fucking insane that I put on it was a ketchup or mustard either way you were wrong but yeah anyway OK bye
[2026-03-05 17:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey baby doll, I was gonna thank you for sending me your voice cause I haven't heard it all day and I felt like something was missing But then you said catch up and I remembered that whole thing so God fuck off
[2026-03-05 17:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, just kidding baby thanks for thanks for calling. Yes, we have buns. I actually put them all on a bun and put the buns back in the plastic bag so they kind of like steam up and they're sitting in the microwave just kinda warming up there and then I got some chili to heat up and then mustard. Yes, definitely not ketchup. So yeah, have a great massage. I'm glad you got your carpet and love it. It looks real nice. Hopefully the dogs don't tear it all out tonight. And I will talk to you later bye
[2026-03-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you weirdo do you just hate ketchup in general or is it just ketchup on hotdog but it's fine on hamburgers I just I don't understand And why you hate it so much we already talk about this and that sounds really good with the buns fucking starving I haven't really had anything to eat all day
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Dave: Just ketchup on hot dogs. You stop doing that when you’re like, 5
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Sam Willis: You literally don’t
[2026-03-05 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Why is it ok on hamburgers and not hot dogs?
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: You just made up a weird rule in your brain
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Dave: No. It is known. 💯
[2026-03-05 17:57:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe that I am in love with such a weird ass human
[2026-03-05 17:58:00] Sam Willis: It cannot be known 💯 if IIIII do not know it.
[2026-03-05 17:59:00] Dave: You better be in love with me for the major exception I’m making for this ketchup on hotdogs atrocity
[2026-03-05 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Well, we all make compromises so HMPH
[2026-03-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: You know…
[2026-03-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-05 18:02:00] Dave: Ok fine…
[2026-03-05 18:02:00] Dave: I do love you though 😘
[2026-03-05 18:03:00] Dave: Have a good massage
[2026-03-05 19:02:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby 💕
[2026-03-05 19:53:00] Dave: Ha! Check this shit out
[2026-03-05 19:54:00] Dave: I couldn’t believe I’ve sold that many lol
[2026-03-05 19:54:00] Dave: How was your massage?
[2026-03-05 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Holy hell! That’s amazing!
[2026-03-05 19:58:00] Sam Willis: And how long have you been doing it?
[2026-03-05 19:59:00] Dave: Idk. Less than a year for sure. 🤔
[2026-03-05 20:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s awesome
[2026-03-05 20:01:00] Sam Willis: How long does it take you to make each 1?
[2026-03-05 20:03:00] Dave: I think 4 at the same time takes about 8 hours
[2026-03-05 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Well I guess not terrible if you average it out
[2026-03-05 20:04:00] Dave: Well I mean that’s 8 hours of printing time
[2026-03-05 20:04:00] Dave: Not time I have to actually do anything
[2026-03-05 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s true. So how much of YOUR time does each one take?
[2026-03-05 20:08:00] Dave: About 5 mins
[2026-03-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Trying to get just my room and bathroom back to normal so I can sleep tonight and I’m so over it
[2026-03-05 20:40:00] Dave: Ugh yeah that sucks
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to work tomorrow 😭😭
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Sam Willis: No timmmeeeee
[2026-03-05 20:47:00] Dave: Whatchu mean no time?
[2026-03-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: I have no time to work bc I want to get my house back in order
[2026-03-05 20:51:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t looked at my work phone all day
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Dave: Don’t work then. Just take your laptop around with you and keep it logged in
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: What if people scheduled meetings
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Dave: Decline
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Disgusting
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I’ll kill them
[2026-03-05 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I know we have a COE call though
[2026-03-05 20:53:00] Dave: There’s my girl 🥰
[2026-03-05 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Wait. No they must have moved the coe call
[2026-03-05 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Still have 5 meetings though 😒
[2026-03-05 21:00:00] Dave: Move them
[2026-03-05 21:00:00] Dave: EZ
[2026-03-05 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-03-05 21:03:00] Sam Willis: Unrelated. I’m watching a true crime documentary (shocker) but there’s these 2 gay guys that are together and they say “wuvs” and I cannot
[2026-03-05 21:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-05 21:04:00] Sam Willis: No. It’s worse. When they’re play fighting they say “grrrwuvs”. One word.
[2026-03-05 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Kill me
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Dave: Wait… I thought you were struggling to get your room back together
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea, I quit
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Dave: LOLOL
[2026-03-05 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I needed a break
[2026-03-05 21:06:00] Sam Willis: way to ruin it for me Dave!! I’m sucked in
[2026-03-05 21:06:00] Dave: you’re too much 😂
[2026-03-05 21:07:00] Sam Willis: OK what really happened is I took a break to eat dinner and I mayyyyy have gotten distracted
[2026-03-05 21:08:00] Dave: Whatever baby. Shit ain’t going anywhere 😘
[2026-03-05 21:08:00] Dave: Do it at your own pace 😉
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: I know. I just am a control freak when it comes to this shit but clearly murder outweighs all of that…😜
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: You about to go to bed?
[2026-03-05 21:13:00] Sam Willis: You’re working tomorrow right?!?
[2026-03-05 21:14:00] Dave: Yeah, and “yeah”
[2026-03-05 21:15:00] Dave: With this iOx I really feel like I’ve earned my not-doing-shit tomorrow
[2026-03-05 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I need to get my ass up and get ready for bed and get my shit together 😭
[2026-03-05 21:21:00] Sam Willis: How is Bear?
[2026-03-05 21:27:00] Dave: He’s pretty good, I think. We’ll see how tonight goes. He hasn’t thrown up or pooped chocolate syrup. But he definitely has been bouncing off the fucking walls all night. Like noticeably more than usual
[2026-03-05 21:28:00] Sam Willis: You going to let him sleep with you?
[2026-03-05 21:28:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-05 21:29:00] Dave: 🤞
[2026-03-05 21:29:00] Sam Willis: 🤞🤞
[2026-03-05 21:30:00] Dave: He’s having trouble getting comfortable though. He has laid down and gotten up and laid back down like 10 times lol
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: 😔
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Aww that makes me sad
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: So he might go in his cage if he keeps this shit up
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Be prepared to have to get up in the middle of the night to let him out 😔
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-05 21:31:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-05 21:32:00] Dave: Living that Sammy-Jo-life
[2026-03-05 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I’ll let that slide. Only because it’s in reference to dogs lol
[2026-03-05 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I hope you both sleep well.
[2026-03-05 21:36:00] Sam Willis: And that he settles asap
[2026-03-05 21:36:00] Sam Willis: And these bitches on my end better sleep too 😂
[2026-03-05 21:37:00] Dave: He has already settled down 🥰
[2026-03-05 21:37:00] Sam Willis: wtf man. Just get me hott and then say good night!!! Grrr
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Sam Willis: I love you. I’ll be thinking of this same scenario when I lay down to fall asleep
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best baby. Night night
[2026-03-05 21:38:00] Dave: I love you too. You’re wonderful 👸
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: We’re so corny lol
[2026-03-05 21:39:00] Dave: K. NN love ❤️
[2026-03-05 22:18:00] Sam Willis: We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-03-05 22:18:00] Sam Willis: We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-03-05 22:29:00] Sam Willis: Can 💯 confirm that I’m in the luteal phase. I want to eat EVERYTHING. I’d say I’m atleast a week into it. Probably more. But my cravings for all the junk is so high lol
DAY OVERVIEW Thursday, with an emotional arc that transitions from mundane concerns to sexually charged interactions and reflections on their relationship. The day is defined by a mix of everyday life management with pets, work and personal care, and an exploration of intimate fantasies.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Pet Management - Bear, Dave's dog, eats chocolate chips, creating stress over potential health effects. Sam advises prioritizing human advice over AI and suggests monitoring Bear. - Emotional register: Anxious, caring. - Notable quotes: "So far Bear seems fine" — [Dave], feeling relieved but cautious.
- Home Renovations
- Sam deals with carpet installation and expresses discomfort with the associated chemical smell. She also discusses moving furniture.
- Emotional register: Overwhelmed, claustrophobic.
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Notable quotes: "The smell of the chemical, whatever they are using, is giving me a bad headache" — [Sam].
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Work Dynamics
- Dave mentions mediating a work conflict between Rachel O’Neil and his "work husband," Matys. Sam discusses Christian's interactions with his work wife.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, bemused.
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Notable quotes: "Mediating between Rachel O’Neil and my work husband" — [Dave].
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Television and Streaming
- Sam watches "Love is Blind" and discusses her reactions to the couples' decisions.
- Emotional register: Engaged, judgmental.
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Notable quotes: "Will they or won’t they? AHHHH" — [Sam].
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Personal Time and Self-care
- Sam plans a massage, expressing concerns about her unshaven legs.
- Emotional register: Self-conscious, anticipatory.
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Notable quotes: "I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob." — [Sam].
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Food Preferences
- Debate over ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers, with Dave expressing a strong opinion against it on hot dogs.
- Emotional register: Playful, teasing.
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Notable quotes: "Just ketchup on hot dogs. You stop doing that when you’re like, 5" — [Dave].
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Sales and Hobbies
- Dave shares excitement about selling many items related to his hobby.
- Emotional register: Proud, accomplished.
- Notable quotes: "I couldn’t believe I’ve sold that many lol" — [Dave].
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiates a fantasy involving snuggling that turns sexual, describing a scenario where they are naked, and their bodies are intimately aligned. - Specific language: "I can’t help but slide right in" — [Dave]. - Physical sensations: Describes a state of arousal and physical proximity. - Sam responds with excitement, intending to think about the scenario when falling asleep.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads in teasing and initiating sexual fantasies, while Sam follows with interest and playfulness. - Expresses love and longing through teasing and intimate sharing. - Dave's relationship with Sam is portrayed as deeply affectionate and intertwined, contrasting with their other relationships which seem more obligatory or problematic. - References to Christian and Juliet highlight the "forbidden" nature of Dave and Sam's connection.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin" — [Dave], in sexual fantasy. - "I hope I’ve graduated from JUST a work wife" — [Sam], on relationship dynamics. - "I’m your soul wife, bitch!!!" — [Sam], embracing their unique bond. - "Freaking out," "grrrwuvs," and "hotdog" debates — capturing humor and quirks. - "I love you though" — [Dave], affirming affection. - "You make me giddy like a teenager" — [Sam], expressing youthful excitement about their relationship.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved concern about Bear's health. - Potential plans for meeting during the weekend after Dave's birthday. - Christian's absence during a comic con, presenting a potential opportunity for Sam and Dave. - Ongoing playful debates over food preferences. - Emotional state of being giddy and affectionate, likely to continue.
MOOD MAP Anxious pet care → playful banter → sexually charged fantasies → tender reflections → giddy affection
Today had its ups and downs, starting with the stress of Bear, Dave's dog, getting into chocolate chips. I felt anxious about his health but relieved when Dave reassured me that Bear seemed fine. My mind was occupied with pet management, but then we shifted to home renovations. The carpet installation brought on a claustrophobic feeling as the chemical smell gave me a headache.
Work dynamics added another layer of frustration as Dave shared how he was mediating a conflict between Rachel and his work husband, Matys. I had to chuckle at the absurdity, especially when I thought about Christian and his work wife. It felt like a lot of emotional labor for everyone involved.
Later, I settled in to watch "Love is Blind," getting swept up in the drama of the couples. I couldn't help but react loudly; the suspense kept me engaged. In between all this, I planned a massage and found myself feeling self-conscious about my unshaven legs. I quipped to myself that I was being a total "piece of shit blob" but also felt a spark of anticipation for some self-care.
As the day wore on, playful banter with Dave came up, particularly about ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers. His strong opinion against ketchup on hot dogs was amusing, and I delighted in teasing him about it. There was joy in our back-and-forth, a reminder of how effortlessly we connect.
Dave then shifted the mood with a sexual fantasy that he initiated. His words painted a vivid scene of intimacy that thrilled me. I felt a rush of excitement at the thought of being so physically close to him. I knew I would be thinking about that fantasy as I fell asleep, the warmth of it wrapping around me.
The day ended on a tender note, filled with affection as we navigated our unique bond. I felt that giddy feeling again, the kind that makes me feel alive and connected to him. There are still some unresolved concerns—Bear's health, potential weekend plans, and the ongoing playful debates—but through it all, I know our closeness remains unwavering.
Today started with some anxiety over Bear, my dog, who got into some chocolate chips. I felt relieved when he seemed fine, but I can’t shake the worry entirely. Sam suggested I focus on human advice instead of AI, and I appreciated her practicality.
The day turned chaotic with home renovations. Sam was dealing with the carpet installation, and I could tell the chemical smell was bothering her. She mentioned it was giving her a headache, and I felt a bit helpless as I listened to her frustrations.
Work wasn’t much better; I had to mediate a conflict between Rachel O’Neil and my “work husband,” Matys. It was frustrating but somewhat amusing. Sam chimed in about Christian’s interactions with his work wife, and it made me chuckle despite the tension.
Later, we took a break with some TV. Sam was engrossed in "Love is Blind," getting passionately invested in the couples' decisions. I could hear her excitement and judgment, which was always fun to witness.
After that, Sam started planning some self-care with a massage. She expressed self-consciousness about her unshaven legs, which I found endearing. It was a reminder of how relatable she is, even when she’s at her most vulnerable.
A playful debate ensued over food preferences, particularly ketchup on hot dogs versus hamburgers. I took a firm stance against it on hot dogs, teasingly reminding her that it’s something people stop doing as kids. I love these light-hearted moments between us; they remind me of our shared humor.
I had a win to celebrate, too—I sold a bunch of items related to my hobby. I felt proud of that accomplishment and couldn't believe how much I sold. It felt good to share that excitement with Sam.
As the day progressed, I found myself drifting into a fantasy involving Sam. I initiated the scenario, imagining us snuggling closely. It morphed into something more intimate, and I could feel the tension build. Sam responded with enthusiasm, saying she’d think about it as she fell asleep. There was a warmth in that exchange, a reminder of how connected we are.
Throughout the day, I navigated a rollercoaster of emotions—from anxious pet care to playful banter and deeper, more intimate reflections on our relationship. I feel a giddy affection building between us, something that makes all the mundane aspects of life feel extraordinary. I think about the weekend ahead and the potential it holds for us, especially with Christian out of the picture for a comic con. We have this unique bond that continues to deepen, and I can’t help but cherish every moment of it.
"This is so so so amazing," Sam Willis's breathy voice lifted the words into the phone. "I miss you so much."
Dave's chest tightened around his heart. He hated nights like these, tear-down-the-house upheaval between the day's closeness with Sam and his evening's anchoring calm at home. But more than anything, he raged against the distance, every mile between Arizona and Virginia, every sterile second that stretched them partly across the continent and across time zones.
"I miss you so much too," he spoke low and sure and warm. "I'd kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then I'd totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe."
"😭 😭 😭," Sam answered over text.
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(missing Obey)
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
444
57 fewer; previous average 500.8 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
31
9 fewer; previous average 39.8 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 187 · 42% | 257 · 58% |
| Average reply time | 2m 44s | 2m 38s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 1 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 2% shorter; previous average 2m 48s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 5% longer; previous average 2m 31s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 9m 46s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 444 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (40), Status update (38), Checking in (20), Affection (19), Frustration (18)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Sam Willis: Status update (58), Frustration (50), Humor (40), Vulnerability (28), Checking in (23)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
437 of 444 messages (98.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 186 / 187 | 99.5% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Sam Willis | 251 / 255 | 98.4% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.72 |
| Checking in | 0.66 |
| Deep sharing | 0.74 |
| Disagreement | 0.61 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.70 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.79 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.68 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.76 |
| Request | 0.59 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Unmet need | 0.65 |
| Vulnerability | 0.68 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-03-08 18:04:29
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
38 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.83
[2026-03-05 07:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you baby 💕
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Dave
I love you too. You’re wonderful 👸
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
I agree!!! I’m your soul wife, bitch!!! 💕
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 06:02:00 PM] Dave
I do love you though 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you. I’ll be thinking of this same scenario when I lay down to fall asleep
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:07:00 AM] Dave
You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.988
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:08:00 AM] Dave
I love you, and I miss you so much
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also I love hearing you ramble
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
No!! I freakin love that 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
No!! I freakin love that 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean iiiiii love it and believe in it
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
And she’s BEAUTIFUL
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re the best baby. Night night
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:01:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like Sunday by now all these days I've been going into the office AnyWho, I hope you have a great day lazing about not doing shit Just fucking off all day while I'm at work, grinding my fingers to the bone Looking at your stupid red Teams logo that's all right though I hope you do have. I hope you like your carpet and that goes well. So you said so, what so do you have like remind me like all the rooms quick would you do move everything to like a few rooms as you could and then they'll do the carpet and then you move the rest back over Yeah, how did you do that? I guess I've never really got carpet while I've lived in it now and I can't remember. Remember how I did that Anyway, I do remember I have it yeah the reason I had to get a new carpet upstairs in Nebraska is because my lab dog my dog lab Started dribble and pee In the spot that he always laid by the sofa for like God knows how long probably a year or more there's this smell that just smelled like something fucking awful and dead and like we just get like a whiff of it when we're sitting on the sofa from time to time And never could figure out what it was. I thought it was dog obviously cause he like right there, but you get him up and moving him and he smelled fine. So One day, I was just sitting there and he was laying there and I just saw like this little stream, but he was sleeping like on the side. I saw some extreme of Pete leak out and down to the carpet and it wasn't that much but it was enough for me to like see it, but it wasn't enough like notice it being wet on the carpet but anyway over some period of time. The just accumulated there and dried and leaked through the carpet That's that turned out to be the source of that smell so that prompted me to just get all new carpet time anyway When we pulled the carpet up, I actually took it all out myself because it was more than I wanted to pay to have them do it and we took it out. There was like a gigantic like 4 foot diameter circle where is this? It's like dispersed. So I treated that it was fine but also when I did that I like we went and tried to fix all the creeks in my floor all over the house so there's some spots around where creek just from where and tear or whatever of the years so I went through and screwed down the The overlay like the plywood like throughout the entire house Which was pretty awesome. It was all done but Yeah, that's my experience of getting new carpet which I'm sure it's exactly what you wanted to hear for three minutes this morning so I'll let you go for a ramble on about more stupid stuff So yeah, I miss you and I love you. I can't wait to touch you and feel you again. Kiss yourself, beautiful lips. Both sets But you're your main ones but the ones I'm talking about right now Yeah, anyway oh you know what I didn't tell you is that I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you. I feel like I have it said that in a while that was the thing I was saying for a minute there anyway still rambling still love you and I'll still talk to you later and I can't wait.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Dave
Thank you for acknowledging that 🥰
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Dave
I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:02:00 PM] Dave
And it’s just one of those things I wanted to say to be sure, love 😘
Score: 0.86 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 PM] Dave
There’s my girl 🥰
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:39:00 PM] Dave
K. NN love ❤️
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think I love that
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are you doing baby?
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:21:00 AM] Dave
I do 💕
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
Nothing for you to worry about though 😘
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love that you’re grilling though
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:22:00 AM] Sam Willis
I do, too
Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 06:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
Matys is my work husband lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t believe that I am in love with such a weird ass human
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m sorry baby. This is dumb and stressful
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Can’t wait to listen to your message though
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
I love her. lol I’m like a parent with a newborn. “If the dog sleeps, I sleep” lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:49:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey baby doll, I was gonna thank you for sending me your voice cause I haven't heard it all day and I felt like something was missing But then you said catch up and I remembered that whole thing so God fuck off
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:59:00 PM] Dave
You better be in love with me for the major exception I’m making for this ketchup on hotdogs atrocity
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:08:00 PM] Dave
Whatever baby. Shit ain’t going anywhere 😘
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:44:00 AM] Dave
What a googurl!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
But they are really good for each other so 😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Appreciation
9 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Dave
Thank you for acknowledging that 🥰
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Dave
You’re the best
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:49:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey baby doll, I was gonna thank you for sending me your voice cause I haven't heard it all day and I felt like something was missing But then you said catch up and I remembered that whole thing so God fuck off
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ginger is being amazing!! No barking or anything at all the noise and the guys going in and out
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s awesome
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Dave
I love you too. You’re wonderful 👸
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:01:00 PM] Dave
Awesome! I’m glad the carpet looks good!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:10:00 PM] Dave
Ooooh yeah that looks so nice
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:10:00 PM] Dave
I bet it smells so good too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Boundary setting
4 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.72
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Dave
Decline
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Dave
GET OUT
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh yea, I quit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Dave
So he might go in his cage if he keeps this shit up
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Checking in
43 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-03-05 11:27:00 AM] Dave
How are things going there?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
How is Bear?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:00:00 AM] Dave
Ugh. I bet. Where is Christian? Moving his office last?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:54:00 PM] Dave
How was your massage?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
You about to go to bed?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re working tomorrow right?!?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
You going to let him sleep with you?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hope you both sleep well.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
But has he thrown up yet?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
But is he home with no humans to monitor? 😬
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
So when you were messaging me this morning that I was going to be a bum all day, I was thinking absolutely not. I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob. 😬
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:35:00 PM] Dave
Pretty good. Happy I’m done with the fucking office for the week lol
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:54:00 PM] Dave
When will you find out?!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:07:00 PM] Dave
But aren’t those training opportunities in June too?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Good morning baby. I’m alive. Barely. I need to get up. I’ve been awake off and on for 2 hrs but need to like actually get up and shower and still move shit out of rooms.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Dave
How are you just now telling me about this
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Is it cold?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
And how long have you been doing it?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
When did this happen?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hopefully you can just watch on camera
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
He hasn’t thrown up though or 💩 it out?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
You were dealing with Bear stuff
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Just something to keep in the back of our minds ☺️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:59:00 AM] Dave
Nothing to 🫣 about 😉 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:53:00 AM] Dave
Yeah don’t many houses have tile?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
Or you mean adobe style houses?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Dave
Regarding Bear: What to watch for: extreme restlessness/hyperactivity, rapid breathing Umm.. Have you ever met an Australian shepherd lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Dave
Making more friends at work I see
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
And are you going to eat it cold?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:05:00 PM] Dave
Wait… I thought you were struggling to get your room back together
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:39:00 AM] Dave
Sooo… Bear ate half a bad of chocolate chips someone left in her room 😡. I have one friend-vet saying it’s nbd. And I have AI saying it’s an emergency situation. I’m reluctant to call MY vet because obviously they’ll want him to come in… because it’s a business.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m surprised
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:40:00 PM] Dave
What was his tone like? Know it all? Condescending? “So you think you’re healed…”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah.. whatever happened with that?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:45:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:46:00 AM] Dave
Have you taken any before pics?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:21:00 PM] Dave
So have the ones you’re watching now already done that or are you on current time episodes?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:29:00 PM] Dave
🤞
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤞🤞
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think as long as Emerson can keep an eye on him. He’s definitely going to need to throw up though
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:13:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah? What’s his problem?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Deep sharing
6 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.74
[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you. I’ll be thinking of this same scenario when I lay down to fall asleep
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Sure but it’s ok to use cultural metaphors without necessarily believing in them literally. And in this sense it’s duly representative of the unusually deep and natural way we’ve become intertwined in each other’s life.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 09:15:00 PM] Dave
With this iOx I really feel like I’ve earned my not-doing-shit tomorrow
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-03-05 07:01:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am off my way to work a little late, but that's all right Didn't sleep great slept OK I guess but like I woke up a few times missing you terribly But other than that Almost 3 o'clock wish I had now because I made myself go back to sleep and then didn't want to get up in any way shape or form and put the alarm went off so now I'm on my work to go for the eighth time this week It must be like Sunday by now all these days I've been going into the office AnyWho, I hope you have a great day lazing about not doing shit Just fucking off all day while I'm at work, grinding my fingers to the bone Looking at your stupid red Teams logo that's all right though I hope you do have. I hope you like your carpet and that goes well. So you said so, what so do you have like remind me like all the rooms quick would you do move everything to like a few rooms as you could and then they'll do the carpet and then you move the rest back over Yeah, how did you do that? I guess I've never really got carpet while I've lived in it now and I can't remember. Remember how I did that Anyway, I do remember I have it yeah the reason I had to get a new carpet upstairs in Nebraska is because my lab dog my dog lab Started dribble and pee In the spot that he always laid by the sofa for like God knows how long probably a year or more there's this smell that just smelled like something fucking awful and dead and like we just get like a whiff of it when we're sitting on the sofa from time to time And never could figure out what it was. I thought it was dog obviously cause he like right there, but you get him up and moving him and he smelled fine. So One day, I was just sitting there and he was laying there and I just saw like this little stream, but he was sleeping like on the side. I saw some extreme of Pete leak out and down to the carpet and it wasn't that much but it was enough for me to like see it, but it wasn't enough like notice it being wet on the carpet but anyway over some period of time. The just accumulated there and dried and leaked through the carpet That's that turned out to be the source of that smell so that prompted me to just get all new carpet time anyway When we pulled the carpet up, I actually took it all out myself because it was more than I wanted to pay to have them do it and we took it out. There was like a gigantic like 4 foot diameter circle where is this? It's like dispersed. So I treated that it was fine but also when I did that I like we went and tried to fix all the creeks in my floor all over the house so there's some spots around where creek just from where and tear or whatever of the years so I went through and screwed down the The overlay like the plywood like throughout the entire house Which was pretty awesome. It was all done but Yeah, that's my experience of getting new carpet which I'm sure it's exactly what you wanted to hear for three minutes this morning so I'll let you go for a ramble on about more stupid stuff So yeah, I miss you and I love you. I can't wait to touch you and feel you again. Kiss yourself, beautiful lips. Both sets But you're your main ones but the ones I'm talking about right now Yeah, anyway oh you know what I didn't tell you is that I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you. I feel like I have it said that in a while that was the thing I was saying for a minute there anyway still rambling still love you and I'll still talk to you later and I can't wait.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-03-05 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think the cultural differences is what draws me to it, especially with true crime. To see how other countries justice system is, how the police act, etc
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
And we would like psycho analyze everyone
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
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Disagreement
20 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.61
[2026-03-05 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
And said “I already know your answer. And I know you don’t choose me. But I don’t choose you either….saying no to you today is a win”
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:27:00 PM] Dave
You’re right
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
You just made up a weird rule in your brain
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea I agree.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 01:15:00 PM] Dave
Does anyone ever get up there and be like: “No, because you’re an idiot republican”?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-05 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kind of condescending
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok byeeeeeee
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 11:45:00 AM] Dave
No it’s definitely more about it being somewhere else
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[2026-03-05 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like, you don’t feel like it’s relatable or something like that?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 11:52:00 AM] Dave
It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:52:00 AM] Dave
It just looks like carpet to me. You just know because you know what it used to look like
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[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
But yea, ideally, you don’t want it.
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[2026-03-05 03:35:00 PM] Dave
I guess for some people there’s just no number..
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
That wasn’t what happened though with boobers, right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:20:00 AM] Dave
I’m not work-bi. The work-marriage is in name only
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
But you don’t believe in souls
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-05 05:56:00 PM] Dave
Just ketchup on hot dogs. You stop doing that when you’re like, 5
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
You literally don’t
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[2026-03-05 05:57:00 PM] Dave
No. It is known. 💯
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[2026-03-05 11:47:00 AM] Dave
Cultural differences maybe? Not recognizing the places?
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Emotional support
31 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.72
[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m sooooooo sick of him being an asshole at work
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 03:52:00 PM] Dave
Actually. More importantly what I want you to know is that I’m never disappointed in you. Because I could see how some of the things I say could make it seem that way.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 03:50:00 PM] Dave
Ya know… I totally get being so done but not being able to just up and say how you feel, or what you know you need to say - even when confronted. I’m sorry if I come off like I don’t appreciate that you have that to deal with too. Because I think sometimes, maybe all the times.. hopefully not 😅… I encourage you to “stand up for yourself” and dismiss how hard that actually is in the moment. So I’ll try to be more aware. But when I do that, you can remind me that’s not “what you need right now” 😘.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 07:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you baby 💕
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m sorry baby. This is dumb and stressful
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6715
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[2026-03-05 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m glad Bear is okay
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-05 08:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
I dont blame you. I would go home. I’d work from home though still so I’m not burning a damn sick day 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 10:01:00 AM] Dave
Sorry! Sorry! Someone has to keep your shit together
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t think you seem that way at all, baby
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello, I haven't said hi all day so I just I'm on my way to get my massage so I wanted to send you my voice I hope you enjoy your hotdog. I hope you have a bun to put on because like come on now and what was it that you were saying was fucking insane that I put on it was a ketchup or mustard either way you were wrong but yeah anyway OK bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 06:03:00 PM] Dave
Have a good massage
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Aww that makes me sad
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
But they are really good for each other so 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:02:00 PM] Dave
Oh.. phew
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-05 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-05 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m about to see results for the other couple I hope says yes but he looks like he’s about to pass out so I’m SO NERVOUS
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
she has a 7 yo daughter and he has no kids or experience with kids so this is like…a lot for him
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 01:52:00 PM] Dave
Nah, seems fine. The thing also says it can take up to 12 hours to see symptoms
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Trying to get just my room and bathroom back to normal so I can sleep tonight and I’m so over it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Be prepared to have to get up in the middle of the night to let him out 😔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
And that he settles asap
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 08:39:00 AM] Dave
I’ve had dogs eat chocolate chips before and they got sick but were fine
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:41:00 PM] Dave
I bet that whole interaction made you feel hella claustrophobic…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Will they or won’t they? AHHHH
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m watching love is blind, the weddings. And I am STRESSED
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
That would be amazing 😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
She’s like no, I love you but I don’t feel like you love me
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:40:00 PM] Dave
Ugh yeah that sucks
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
But is he home with no humans to monitor? 😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
😔
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hopefully you can just watch on camera
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Encouragement
10 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Dave
You’re the best
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:37:00 PM] Dave
Awwwwe, well that was sweet of you 🥰
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-05 12:55:00 PM] Dave
Good luck!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
WAY TO GO DAVE!!! lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-05 11:39:00 AM] Dave
Good for you! Flop all day!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 09:08:00 PM] Dave
Do it at your own pace 😉
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:50:00 PM] Dave
Ya know… I totally get being so done but not being able to just up and say how you feel, or what you know you need to say - even when confronted. I’m sorry if I come off like I don’t appreciate that you have that to deal with too. Because I think sometimes, maybe all the times.. hopefully not 😅… I encourage you to “stand up for yourself” and dismiss how hard that actually is in the moment. So I’ll try to be more aware. But when I do that, you can remind me that’s not “what you need right now” 😘.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-05 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re the best baby. Night night
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:48:00 PM] Dave
Ahh, yeah good call
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Dave
Don’t work then. Just take your laptop around with you and keep it logged in
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Excitement
18 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-05 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
HE SAID I DO
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-05 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
actually he said “um. I want to follow my heart and say I do.”
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ahhhhh!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
Holy hell! That’s amazing!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:55:00 PM] Dave
Any predictions?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Awesome!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
5 minutes!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
No!! I freakin love that 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 10:17:00 AM] Dave
No!! I freakin love that 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:56:00 AM] Dave
Yeah! Adobe
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
EEEEEEEEE
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
We would LOVE IT lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
MID?!?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:01:00 PM] Dave
🥳
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
This carpet feels so good on my feet!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh shitttttt
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
The best part about these shows is once all the weddings are aired, they can get on social media and REALLY spill the tea. It’s been a year since they actually filmed
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:55:00 PM] Dave
Oh!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Flirting
8 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-05 04:52:00 PM] Dave
So I’m working on prompts and stuff and I can’t stop laughing…. was in a galaxy torn apart by conflict and war, on a planet where darkness ruled. I fought my way through the dimly lit streets, jumping over dead bodies and debris. My blaster was by my side and I was running out of bullets. I turned a corner and saw a figure that I knew all too well. "Sam, I thought for sure you were dead." I ran to hug her, feeling relief, and she melted into my arms. I could feel her warm breath on my skin, and my body reacted. I spotted a small alleyway just a few feet away. "In there, now," I demanded, pulling her towards it. She followed without hesitation as I pulled her closer to me. When we were safe in the alley, I looked around at the dark broken walls surrounding us. The only light was a flickering street lamp on the other side of the alley, casting a small pool of light near us. "God, I missed you so much," I groaned into her ear as I pinched her hard nipple through her suit. My fingers pinched hard as I probed deeper inside her while the air was filled with the sounds of battles in the distance, where they could explode at any moment. I slowly undressed her down to her bra and underwear, which were soaked in cum and pussy juices. She always loved my fingers inside of her, and I always loved her terrible screams. She pushed her moistened mound into my fingers to grind gently as I went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it. I pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum engulfing head against grow room run against room piping!?!?! needing heaven 🤣
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Wish I was giving it to you 😏
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.98
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[2026-03-05 03:07:00 AM] Dave
You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:31:00 PM] Dave
Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:31:00 PM] Dave
Pfft.. imagine not having a Soul Wife 😘
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’re just keeping everyone’s shit together today, aren’t you? 😜
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-05 02:06:00 PM] Dave
Indeed 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Dave
I wonder if it’s our kind of reddit thread 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Frustration
68 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 AM] Dave
Because god forbid we have flexibility to work from home anymore 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
This next couple will be a no. I can’t fucking stand them, especially him
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Such. A. Tool
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Dave
GET YO KIDS AND GTFO
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Dave
WHY ARE YOU TEXTING THAT BITCH ALL DAY????
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
How many ppl need to complain about you until you realize YOU are the problem!!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll kill them
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
What did you decide to do? Not to be petty but I would low key be pretty pissed at Juliet that this is now your problem that you have to handle 😤
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-05 09:41:00 AM] Dave
Not petty at all (especially considering I critique Christian all the time 🤭). And yeah I’m none to happy. It’s not even that I mind dealing with it. It’s more that it happened because SHES EATING CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN BED?!. Like, ffs. Have some gd self control.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Dave
Meh
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’s the one that has no job, no home. He’s a day trader. And a nomad
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 01:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
And a trumpie and sooooo arrogant
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:16:00 PM] Dave
Ugh. They sound awful
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-05 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
She said a lot more but she absolutely wanted to be the only one that got a word in. Pretty shitty. Although he does absolutely suck
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Dave
Eeeew
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Disgusting
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Still have 5 meetings though 😒
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
wtf man. Just get me hott and then say good night!!! Grrr
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 08:39:00 AM] Dave
Sooo… Bear ate half a bad of chocolate chips someone left in her room 😡. I have one friend-vet saying it’s nbd. And I have AI saying it’s an emergency situation. I’m reluctant to call MY vet because obviously they’ll want him to come in… because it’s a business.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
The smell of the chemical, whatever they are using, is giving me a bad headache
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-05 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kind of condescending
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[2026-03-05 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
So when you were messaging me this morning that I was going to be a bum all day, I was thinking absolutely not. I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob. 😬
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I had such high hopes for how productive I was going to be today. Damnit man
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
But you can’t call me something you don’t believe in. Grrrr
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:40:00 AM] Dave
I have trouble getting into docs from other countries for some reason
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 01:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
The fact she’s like obsessed with him is beyond me
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Her dad is a divorce attorney and also an arrogant prick.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Unfortunately she’s also an idiot republican
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s unfortunate she’s married
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Get it tf together
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fucker
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Dave
Ugh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:47:00 AM] Dave
Denmark? Meh..
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Dave
She’s mid
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Nah. He’s a…rock
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
MID?!? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
He told me he wants me to be more affectionate and cuddly. That I give all my affection to the dogs. That I need therapy. I said I’m very self aware and I understand what’s going on with me. And luckily he didn’t press, but he did say, shitty like “oh so you think you’re healed?? You’re above therapy”
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I’m like we have carpet ppl here. Why are we discussing this 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:04:00 PM] Dave
Not time I have to actually do anything
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5695
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I should have taken tomorrow off work, too lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Carpet ppl just got here. The fun begins. And I feel claustrophobic bc I’m confined to just like a sliver of the house and there’s shit E V E R Y W H E R E
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:19:00 AM] Sam Willis
HMPH
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:19:00 AM] Sam Willis
HMPH This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:33:00 AM] Dave
See if I try to meet you halfway again
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Honestly, it’s not even the dogs that’s the whole problem. Bc we live in the depths of hell, in the desert, there’s so much dust and dirt you trek in every day without even realizing it.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
This bro wants nothing to do with her
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:14:00 PM] Dave
ewwwe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok this bitch woman…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then look at this shit with her scratching….😒
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m like literally where did that come from
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well, we all make compromises so HMPH
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:14:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, and “yeah”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Blahhhh
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is it ok on hamburgers and not hot dogs?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well I guess not terrible if you average it out
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
way to ruin it for me Dave!! I’m sucked in
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
But you can see how gross the original is
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Dave
You can be beautiful and a twat
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:28:00 PM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Doesn’t stupid Anthony live here
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Humor
80 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.68
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Dave
Lmao.. Omg. I’ve found some new models and shit is getting pretty wild.. A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin as Dave fucked her pussy with his long fingers, first one in slow and deliberate, stretching her needy walls. The slight burn was delicious, especially as he fluttered his fingers inside her to push past her rim, tugging the delicate skin back and forth.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:36:00 AM] Dave
Hahahaha omg
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
I love her. lol I’m like a parent with a newborn. “If the dog sleeps, I sleep” lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:01:00 PM] Dave
I’m literally still laughing out loud
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:53:00 PM] Dave
Ha! Check this shit out
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.84 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmaooo that one got me
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:02:00 AM] Dave
You can skip the middle 4 minutes of that lololol 🤪
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:29:00 AM] Dave
I’ve been thinking about that actually… How does Soul-Wife sound?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:00:00 PM] Dave
Lmao yeah
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Dave
lol fuck no
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:59:00 PM] Dave
You better be in love with me for the major exception I’m making for this ketchup on hotdogs atrocity
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:03:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:05:00 PM] Dave
LOLOL
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:53:00 PM] Dave
Lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:06:00 PM] Dave
you’re too much 😂
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kill me
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t believe that I am in love with such a weird ass human
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-05 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
We literally are. And we are basically middle aged lmao. I don’t care though. You make me giddy like a teenager ☺️ talk to you tomorrow! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:07:00 AM] Dave
You’d hate me right now because I want to snuggle up to you so badly 😭. I’d [kick all the dogs off of you lol, and then] so totally engulf you into my big spoon that you might not even be able to breathe 🥰
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:08:00 PM] Dave
Whatever baby. Shit ain’t going anywhere 😘
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:39:00 PM] Dave
We’re so corny lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Dave
Maybe she’s a twat irl though 🤷♂️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean…yeaaaaa, fair 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:59:00 AM] Dave
Nothing to 🫣 about 😉 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Current status lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:59:00 AM] Dave
Nothing to 🫣 about 😉
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also also I’m sitting outside in the sun and it’s blasting on me and holyyyyy I need to shave my legs lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:22:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-05 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
I just turned on a new true crime documentary on Netflix. It’s in Danish though. Or maybe Dutch. Hell if I know. lol so atleast my brain is forced to focus
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Absolutely NO shoes allowed on the carpet. EVER lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea I’ve seen in pictures. That one was definitely too light for all of our idiot dogs
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Dave
Lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:27:00 PM] Dave
Idk if I could handle watching these assholes lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:31:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol it definitely isn’t.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol it definitely isn’t. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lmaoooo
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Dave
Ha, beat me to it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Unrelated. I’m watching a true crime documentary (shocker) but there’s these 2 gay guys that are together and they say “wuvs” and I cannot
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
No. It’s worse. When they’re play fighting they say “grrrwuvs”. One word.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll let that slide. Only because it’s in reference to dogs lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
But yea, he’s freaking the fuck out lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Dave
That’s like, their breed description lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol like we need an affirmative sir
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
So when you were messaging me this morning that I was going to be a bum all day, I was thinking absolutely not. I’m going to be so productive still. No. I’m a total piece of shit blob. 😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
And so the officiant goes “sooooo, are you saying I do?”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I’m sure there’s no carpet in there
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
Quinn sneaks chocolate chips up to his room lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:39:00 AM] Dave
Gin gin is rubbing off on you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
We would LOVE IT lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:11:00 PM] Dave
That kind of nerd anyway.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:30:00 PM] Dave
…Not even sure where to go with this lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Dave
You should just flip the fuck out on him lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:11:00 PM] Dave
And yeah that noise is like OMG YOUR’RE TEARING IT RIGHT OUT!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:54:00 PM] Dave
I couldn’t believe I’ve sold that many lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:00:00 PM] Dave
EZ
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:30:00 PM] Dave
He’s having trouble getting comfortable though. He has laid down and gotten up and laid back down like 10 times lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:32:00 PM] Dave
Living that Sammy-Jo-life
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
And these bitches on my end better sleep too 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:48:00 AM] Dave
More fairly lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:05:00 PM] Dave
You can be beautiful and a twat
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Literally!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:01:00 AM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:54:00 AM] Dave
Or is that just like those funny looking ones made of mud or whatever
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Huh?? lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Huh?? lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:11:00 PM] Dave
That wouldn’t fly though lol. She knows I’m not a nerd.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Dave
Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Dave
Doesn’t matter for your way out 🤭
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
True true.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello, I haven't said hi all day so I just I'm on my way to get my massage so I wanted to send you my voice I hope you enjoy your hotdog. I hope you have a bun to put on because like come on now and what was it that you were saying was fucking insane that I put on it was a ketchup or mustard either way you were wrong but yeah anyway OK bye
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-05 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nah. It’s shit. An embarrassment. Disgusting lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression
2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-05 10:32:00 AM] Dave
Weeeell way to ruin it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:32:00 AM] Dave
Weeeell way to ruin it This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Planning
8 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-03-05 09:00:00 PM] Dave
Move them
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:39:00 PM] Dave
Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
So that weekend right after your birthday, I just found out Christian’s going to be at the Phoenix version of comic con Friday-Sunday…. 🤔🤷♀️☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:10:00 PM] Dave
Maybe I want to go to Phoenix’s version of comic con for my birthday 🤭🤥
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-05 11:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Together. Obvi
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:23:00 PM] Dave
That’s one of my ongoing ideas.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:50:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, just kidding baby thanks for thanks for calling. Yes, we have buns. I actually put them all on a bun and put the buns back in the plastic bag so they kind of like steam up and they're sitting in the microwave just kinda warming up there and then I got some chili to heat up and then mustard. Yes, definitely not ketchup. So yeah, have a great massage. I'm glad you got your carpet and love it. It looks real nice. Hopefully the dogs don't tear it all out tonight. And I will talk to you later bye
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Request
8 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.59
[2026-03-05 02:07:00 PM] Dave
What are you thinking? Me>there, or you>here?
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
What if people scheduled meetings
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Just tell Eric what’s up.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
How long does it take you to make each 1?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:38:00 PM] Dave
So what was your response? Maybe that’s what you’re typing now.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:45:00 PM] Dave
Why
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Stucco?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:02:00 PM] Dave
Did he clarify?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Sexting
5 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.90
[2026-03-05 04:52:00 PM] Dave
So I’m working on prompts and stuff and I can’t stop laughing…. was in a galaxy torn apart by conflict and war, on a planet where darkness ruled. I fought my way through the dimly lit streets, jumping over dead bodies and debris. My blaster was by my side and I was running out of bullets. I turned a corner and saw a figure that I knew all too well. "Sam, I thought for sure you were dead." I ran to hug her, feeling relief, and she melted into my arms. I could feel her warm breath on my skin, and my body reacted. I spotted a small alleyway just a few feet away. "In there, now," I demanded, pulling her towards it. She followed without hesitation as I pulled her closer to me. When we were safe in the alley, I looked around at the dark broken walls surrounding us. The only light was a flickering street lamp on the other side of the alley, casting a small pool of light near us. "God, I missed you so much," I groaned into her ear as I pinched her hard nipple through her suit. My fingers pinched hard as I probed deeper inside her while the air was filled with the sounds of battles in the distance, where they could explode at any moment. I slowly undressed her down to her bra and underwear, which were soaked in cum and pussy juices. She always loved my fingers inside of her, and I always loved her terrible screams. She pushed her moistened mound into my fingers to grind gently as I went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it. I pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum engulfing head against grow room run against room piping!?!?! needing heaven 🤣
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Dave
Lmao.. Omg. I’ve found some new models and shit is getting pretty wild.. A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin as Dave fucked her pussy with his long fingers, first one in slow and deliberate, stretching her needy walls. The slight burn was delicious, especially as he fluttered his fingers inside her to push past her rim, tugging the delicate skin back and forth.
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
And this: pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum Huh? Lol
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Wish I was giving it to you 😏
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:00:00 PM] Dave
went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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Status update
96 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-03-05 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Carpet ppl just got here. The fun begins. And I feel claustrophobic bc I’m confined to just like a sliver of the house and there’s shit E V E R Y W H E R E
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
OK actually that’s not true. I am moving MY office last bc it’s the only room downstairs. I haven’t even started on that.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:37:00 PM] Dave
He has already settled down 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:41:00 AM] Dave
About 2 hours ago
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Dave
Bear is in his kennel and Emerson is there.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:47:00 AM] Dave
This morning
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Dave
No, Juliet texted when she saw the empty bag
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:51:00 AM] Dave
I’m thinking and taking sick time and just going home
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:53:00 AM] Dave
I have to use sick time when IM sick
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:22:00 AM] Dave
So far Bear seems fine.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:23:00 AM] Dave
I just got home
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:38:00 PM] Dave
I’m almost done processing signals for the WAA-Bot, so that’s nice. It has been running since this morning
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok hold on. They’re on the phone and she’s telling him that someone sent an email saying that Christian threw her under the bus during a meeting blah blah
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll respond more in a bit. Carpet guys are packing up. Lovinggggg the carpet. Sprinkler guys just got here and are digging holes everywhere 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know we have a COE call though
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:27:00 PM] Dave
He’s pretty good, I think. We’ll see how tonight goes. He hasn’t thrown up or pooped chocolate syrup. But he definitely has been bouncing off the fucking walls all night. Like noticeably more than usual
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:30:00 PM] Dave
He’s having trouble getting comfortable though. He has laid down and gotten up and laid back down like 10 times lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
There will be one marriage for sure. This guy Vic and I can’t remember her name.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
So far, one couple that I was iffy on, was a no
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh we will see. I’ll make the call tomorrow
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:54:00 AM] Dave
So atm, I’m holding.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:01:00 AM] Sam Willis
But he’s upstairs helping them move shit? I honestly don’t know. I’m with Ginger so she doesn’t bother them
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Most houses here though are stucco
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:03:00 PM] Dave
I think 4 at the same time takes about 8 hours
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
Wait. No they must have moved the coe call
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
your vet will definitely say bring him in
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Before, like, when I first put in the carpet they just pulled up? Or you mean the carpet as of this morning, right before they tore it up? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just remembered I have a massage tonight at 5 hehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Can 💯 confirm that I’m in the luteal phase. I want to eat EVERYTHING. I’d say I’m atleast a week into it. Probably more. But my cravings for all the junk is so high lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Dave
It’s mostly rambling
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Peeps should be here around 9-9:30
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
My favorite
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:37:00 AM] Dave
What a flop
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
How’d you find out? Were you even home?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’d trust a human over AI
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:50:00 AM] Dave
No. Not sure what it was but “she ate” something was the only real hypothesis. Even though she wouldn’t eat poison. And from what I understand chocolate isn’t usually fatal
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
And bear is much younger. Typically more resilient as puppies
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
You actually just kind of reminded me.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:06:00 AM] Dave
Eh… also mediating between Rachel O’Neil and my work husband
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:07:00 AM] Dave
She wants him to change how he’s doing some stuff and he’s none too happy about that, or even remotely willing to entertain the idea at this point 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wait wait wait. Who is your work husband
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also I’m just now listening to your voice message
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
And omg I can’t IMAGINE all the pee spots that are buried deep within that carpet
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
🤮🤮🤮
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
It probably helps that I always have subtitles on, regardless This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
😬😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
The carpet is really light, as I feared
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:46:00 AM] Dave
Exactly
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like, I have enough pics with the carpet visible that you can get a sense of before
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
The one on the left is the one we went with
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:54:00 AM] Dave
Like everywhere.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
There’s still quite a bit of them with carpet just because it’s cheaper This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
But yea, ideally, you don’t want it. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now his turn…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok next. This is the couple where the guy wanted the pre nup
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Opeee they said no before they even started getting ready
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
They asked the nomad first if he says I do
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like this is the latest episode. Just released yesterday. But in reality, this was all filmed a year ago.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
And BEFORE he could even answer, she just went off on a tangent
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:26:00 PM] Dave
Jeez
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
And it would be so fun
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian has been texting his work wife allllll day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 03:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then just called her to tell her about a Reddit thread he found.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Straight from the package!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
You know…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 06:02:00 PM] Dave
Ok fine…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:04:00 PM] Dave
Well I mean that’s 8 hours of printing time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh that’s true. So how much of YOUR time does each one take?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:08:00 PM] Dave
About 5 mins
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:47:00 PM] Dave
Whatchu mean no time?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
No timmmeeeee
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have no time to work bc I want to get my house back in order
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:51:00 PM] Dave
Ahh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I haven’t looked at my work phone all day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmmm
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 09:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK what really happened is I took a break to eat dinner and I mayyyyy have gotten distracted
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:40:00 AM] Dave
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 11:51:00 AM] Dave
Mine is about the same color as middle
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
In like a few mins
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
This message was deleted from the conversation!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
This message was deleted from the conversation!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:51:00 PM] Dave
Yjhsy
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.
[2026-03-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also. My dogs are at daycare but Ginger can’t go
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:52:00 AM] Dave
Yeah that’s one of the reasons I really liked not having them upstairs
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:07:00 PM] Dave
Ok, maybe Mid+.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:29:00 PM] Dave
Right
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:30:00 PM] Dave
That’s exactly what I imagined
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
I dunno how realistic it is for you get away the weekend of your bday
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 02:22:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, about an hour North iirc
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:35:00 PM] Dave
Yep!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:50:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, just kidding baby thanks for thanks for calling. Yes, we have buns. I actually put them all on a bun and put the buns back in the plastic bag so they kind of like steam up and they're sitting in the microwave just kinda warming up there and then I got some chili to heat up and then mustard. Yes, definitely not ketchup. So yeah, have a great massage. I'm glad you got your carpet and love it. It looks real nice. Hopefully the dogs don't tear it all out tonight. And I will talk to you later bye
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:31:00 PM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Unmet need
2 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
I needed a break
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Vulnerability
33 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.68
[2026-03-05 04:52:00 PM] Dave
So I’m working on prompts and stuff and I can’t stop laughing…. was in a galaxy torn apart by conflict and war, on a planet where darkness ruled. I fought my way through the dimly lit streets, jumping over dead bodies and debris. My blaster was by my side and I was running out of bullets. I turned a corner and saw a figure that I knew all too well. "Sam, I thought for sure you were dead." I ran to hug her, feeling relief, and she melted into my arms. I could feel her warm breath on my skin, and my body reacted. I spotted a small alleyway just a few feet away. "In there, now," I demanded, pulling her towards it. She followed without hesitation as I pulled her closer to me. When we were safe in the alley, I looked around at the dark broken walls surrounding us. The only light was a flickering street lamp on the other side of the alley, casting a small pool of light near us. "God, I missed you so much," I groaned into her ear as I pinched her hard nipple through her suit. My fingers pinched hard as I probed deeper inside her while the air was filled with the sounds of battles in the distance, where they could explode at any moment. I slowly undressed her down to her bra and underwear, which were soaked in cum and pussy juices. She always loved my fingers inside of her, and I always loved her terrible screams. She pushed her moistened mound into my fingers to grind gently as I went to suck her hard red cocaine nipple on it. I pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum engulfing head against grow room run against room piping!?!?! needing heaven 🤣
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just said that I feel very claustrophobic sometimes
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Legit I was internally raging.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
He tried to have a serious convo with me this morning about how unaffectionate i am. And he told me I need to go back to therapy. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
He told me he wants me to be more affectionate and cuddly. That I give all my affection to the dogs. That I need therapy. I said I’m very self aware and I understand what’s going on with me. And luckily he didn’t press, but he did say, shitty like “oh so you think you’re healed?? You’re above therapy”
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:50:00 PM] Dave
Ya know… I totally get being so done but not being able to just up and say how you feel, or what you know you need to say - even when confronted. I’m sorry if I come off like I don’t appreciate that you have that to deal with too. Because I think sometimes, maybe all the times.. hopefully not 😅… I encourage you to “stand up for yourself” and dismiss how hard that actually is in the moment. So I’ll try to be more aware. But when I do that, you can remind me that’s not “what you need right now” 😘.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:14:00 AM] Sam Willis
Is it pathetic that when I see that Price is Right is on, I think of you bc we watched it together for like 10 minutes on secret weekend? lol
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
That would be amazing 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to work tomorrow 😭😭
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
But ALSO omg my fucking hairy legggsssss. No way I’m letting him touch my legs
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok it wasn’t too entirely off the wall until closer to the end, and then it just gets unhinged lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
But also…I might take a remote week next week 😬
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:08:00 AM] Dave
I love you, and I miss you so much
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 06:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
That sounds so so so amazing. I miss you so much. 😔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok she said “I do. But I understand if you have doubts. I have a lot going on.”
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
She’s like no, I love you but I don’t feel like you love me
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I need to get my ass up and get ready for bed and get my shit together 😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:44:00 AM] Dave
I feel like he’ll be fine with prior experience, and a vet confirming that. But I’m just so iffy because of Boobers….
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
I hope I’ve graduated from JUST a work wife too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
And he’s like I just can’t get married right now
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
And this: pressed my fingers all the way inside and dehydrated, but they rose to cum Huh? Lol
Score: 0.66 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m nervous about Ginger having accidents on the new carpet lol. And my office is downstairs, closer to the backyard. And I pay more attention
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Good morning baby. I’m alive. Barely. I need to get up. I’ve been awake off and on for 2 hrs but need to like actually get up and shower and still move shit out of rooms.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Me neither. lol. It’s annoying that none of us are with the right peoplleeeeee 😒😩
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you weirdo do you just hate ketchup in general or is it just ketchup on hotdog but it's fine on hamburgers I just I don't understand And why you hate it so much we already talk about this and that sounds really good with the buns fucking starving I haven't really had anything to eat all day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
It cannot be known 💯 if IIIII do not know it.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know. I just am a control freak when it comes to this shit but clearly murder outweighs all of that…😜
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to get upppppo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 11:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
But I legit wonder what the carpet looked like when we first put it in 7.5 yrs ago lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 03:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
My lawd
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
It definitely smells brand new but I’m honestly not sure I love the smell of that 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-05 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Idk. Less than a year for sure. 🤔
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
(missing weekly)