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[2026-06-25 07:14:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't wanna get out of bed in the morning. I feel pretty rested now despite all the yawning so that's good. I decided to come in. So I don't have to come in tomorrow, I guess So yeah, I'm super excited about your tattoo. Did you tell me where you're gonna get it? I don't think so. So where are you gonna get it? I'm sure that'll be awesome. When you're talking about being looking trashy, you don't all your tattoos are super tasteful. I like them. I was I was looking for some photos last night of those Fucking savages that I did jujutsu with Virginia because they all had tattoos, but like one of them had like one of the leaders had like I thought they they look good on him But I don't know if I could pull it off, but they were good for him And he they were all I don't wanna say homemade but like like in the in the club Like that professional equipment and everything but it's about he did itself like him and his brother tattooed each other like growing up or something Like half of them were white power related probably a couple skulls So not not quite my style but They worked for him I'll see if I think I've shared photos of them, but I can't fucking find any of them like I was looking through my Google photos and I thought like because we took photos after after class like I had like probably 50 different photographs of us. I couldn't find any of them last night so I don't know what's up with that. Yeah, so Oh gosh Yeah, anyhow don't look trashy. You look beautiful. Especially your big Phoenix tattoo I love that that's so hot Yeah What else is going on? Nothing much just go in. And waste my life away in the stupid office I should be looking for new jobs I don't know what I wanna do, though. I kinda wanna be an elevator mechanic I told you that. I don't know that's what Gabby's old man does and She mentioned it the other day and I was like oh that's right that's something I've always been interested in one of those more of those things of mine I think that would be pretty cool cause there's a lot of technology involved. A lot of mechanics there you know I kinda kinda like my thing. You know completely change the subject, but you know what Grinds my gears is Really anywhere any parking lot that has I'm looking at like everybody does it in the Schwab parking lot and it's super annoying it's never affected me in anyway but it's still annoys me but like when you know which way of direction or which direction a parking lot Lake lane is supposed to go even if it doesn't have the errors which this one does right as an error pointing The direction that each one goes and you can tell because all the parking spaces are like Slanted the same way, right They're pulling into straight in as you're coming up that lane and then backing out when you're ready to go and following the like Pass to the next winter around go out right so people fucking pull through like when they get here early they pull all the way through to the next side with them puts them facing the wrong way And well, I guess there's enough room here for some cars to pull out and then go to the right way, but like this truck sitting, there's no way he's turning because now the lane is slanted the opposite way the lot of the parking lot whatever Spot parking spots are slammed the wrong way as he pulls out so now this asshole has to go in his big ass truck down the wrong way so if someone else is like following the flow of traffic, here's this asshole block in the hole way because he wanted to pull through it's fucking stupid I don't know Ranting about something that doesn't even matter, but Anyway I got 7 inches for you this morning, baby I hope you can take all that I know you can cause you're a big girl Sorry, OK still thinking about you and big dicks Gotta go inside probably kill myself OK, bye
[2026-06-25 08:59:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11
[2026-06-25 08:59:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby
[2026-06-25 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣
[2026-06-25 09:00:00] Dave: What time did you take it?
[2026-06-25 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣
[2026-06-25 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730
[2026-06-25 09:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow
[2026-06-25 09:01:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Let’s just say i was too videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭
[2026-06-25 09:02:00] Dave: You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?
[2026-06-25 09:02:00] Sam Willis: I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.
[2026-06-25 09:02:00] Dave: Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop
[2026-06-25 09:05:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even begin to fall asleep if there’s talking going on
[2026-06-25 09:08:00] Dave: …but you can literally fall asleep with your eyes open, phone screen blaring, while you’re actively making financial decisions?
[2026-06-25 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions
[2026-06-25 09:08:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-25 09:11:00] Sam Willis: I want to go back to sleep after this stupid meeting in a few mins
[2026-06-25 09:11:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: lol you really are!!
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Dave: Except posted speed limit 😋
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: The god damn daily stand up
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: lol you really are!!
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Dave: Do it!
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Dave: What meetin?
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: The god damn daily stand up
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Those are all your pet peeves!
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Those are all your pet peeves!
[2026-06-25 09:12:00] Dave: Apparently I’m a stickler for traffic rules lol
[2026-06-25 09:25:00] Sam Willis: So that voucher scam program interview…they want me to sign a NDA before my next interview?
[2026-06-25 09:25:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-25 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd
[2026-06-25 09:26:00] Dave: Sounds…. Republican-y 🤔🤭
[2026-06-25 09:26:00] Dave: Whatever. Do it. I want to know what they’re doing lol
[2026-06-25 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-25 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Oh also I still have to do some stalking. The interview is with the Chief Risk Officer Hmong Vang
[2026-06-25 09:29:00] Sam Willis: I need a pic
[2026-06-25 09:29:00] Sam Willis: There’s no pic on LinkedIn
[2026-06-25 09:31:00] Dave: Gotchu
[2026-06-25 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-06-25 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-06-25 09:32:00] Sam Willis: You’re an ass
[2026-06-25 09:32:00] Dave: https://www.perplexity.ai/search/dd196703-607f-438f-b72a-450cc073146e Hmong vang chief risk officer Based on the search results, Hmong Vang (the person, not the ethnic group) is a technology and compliance executive, not a Chief Risk Officer. The closest...
[2026-06-25 09:33:00] Sam Willis: What’s funny is his LinkedIn isn’t even updated for this role. He doesn’t want to claim them either. He’s out of Atlanta. Might be Democrat lol
[2026-06-25 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Ok a few of those pics are of a dude that was a general in the Lao Army soooo I’m gonna say that’s not him 😂
[2026-06-25 09:35:00] Dave: Scamming people for education
[2026-06-25 09:35:00] Dave: Maybe he retired and got his dream job
[2026-06-25 09:35:00] Dave: I’m just trying to help
[2026-06-25 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-25 09:35:00] Sam Willis: And you’re the best lol
[2026-06-25 09:36:00] Sam Willis: I wanna hear back from that Clover Health place. But I dunno if that girl liked me. She literally cut me off in the interview to go see who was at her front door
[2026-06-25 09:36:00] Sam Willis: And she was almost 5 min late
[2026-06-25 09:41:00] Sam Willis: So much for my nap. Forgot pool fence guys were coming over. 😭
[2026-06-25 09:43:00] Dave: Oh nooo
[2026-06-25 09:44:00] Dave: Just leave him a note
[2026-06-25 09:46:00] Sam Willis: I guess I should go out there to make sure there’s no dog poop to step in. Sigh
[2026-06-25 09:54:00] Sam Willis: There’s atleast 2 mosquitos in the house that I cannot fucking catch quickly with to kill
[2026-06-25 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I just tried to go on a murderous rampage and it got Levon so upset he won’t stop barking at me 😅
[2026-06-25 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Ok send me a link to these salt gun thing you’re talking about
[2026-06-25 09:58:00] Sam Willis: also. Why don’t our dumb dogs just kill the damn insects lol
[2026-06-25 09:58:00] Dave: Whenever I get the salt gun down Bear springs to action because he knows that means there are flying insects around for him to help kill 🤭
[2026-06-25 09:59:00] Dave: Bear does
[2026-06-25 09:59:00] Dave: Flies, bees, wasps
[2026-06-25 09:59:00] Dave: He dgaf
[2026-06-25 09:59:00] Dave: Whenever he sees them, he goes after em
[2026-06-25 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Some of mine try to go after them but they aren’t successful lol
[2026-06-25 10:00:00] Dave: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089CDCCR1/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_J55WGMY8RDV7R5MNVZQN BUG-A-SALT Yellow 3.0 Classic look, more power! ÂThe Yellow 3.0 features all the bells & whistles most hardcore hunters! The BUG-A-SALT 3.0 is specifically tailored to the needs of the more serious fly hunter. ÂThose who are fluent in weaponry & gun handling will appreciate custom improvements such as...
[2026-06-25 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Well this looks fun!!
[2026-06-25 10:06:00] Dave: Oh it’s amazing
[2026-06-25 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Is there a way to like…make my phone screen not hurt my head so much
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Mmm let me see
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Dave: Search it in settings
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Dave: Yeah, turn on blue light filter
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Is there like some blue screen stuff
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Dave: It’s called night shift
[2026-06-25 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Other than adjusting brightness
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Dave: I never have it on
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Sam Willis: That’s better. Oh my poor eyes.
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Dave: No
[2026-06-25 10:32:00] Sam Willis: So do you just have yours on all day??
[2026-06-25 10:33:00] Sam Willis: How’s work?
[2026-06-25 10:33:00] Dave: Ass
[2026-06-25 10:33:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-06-25 10:33:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-25 10:36:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-25 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Ass
[2026-06-25 10:37:00] Sam Willis: You know what I think would be fun?
[2026-06-25 10:38:00] Dave: You should do it!
[2026-06-25 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Doing a sleep study
[2026-06-25 10:39:00] Dave: Figure out why you sleep like shit all the time
[2026-06-25 10:40:00] Dave: Speaking of proper diet and exercise… I haven’t consumed any processed sugars in… a few days at least ☺️
[2026-06-25 10:40:00] Dave: I’ve even eaten some fruit
[2026-06-25 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Woah baby that’s awesome!!
[2026-06-25 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm
[2026-06-25 10:42:00] Dave: Nothing
[2026-06-25 10:42:00] Sam Willis: What have you been eating instead? Aside from fruit
[2026-06-25 10:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m just saying what else are you eating!
[2026-06-25 10:43:00] Sam Willis: You need to eat lol
[2026-06-25 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Well no shit dummy 😝
[2026-06-25 10:43:00] Dave: lol… it’s not like I was ONLY eating processed sugar before
[2026-06-25 10:46:00] Dave: So basically just cut out all sugar
[2026-06-25 10:46:00] Dave: Just regular stuff. I made cheesburgers Monday or Tuesday so I had some leftovers, grilled chicken and rice which I also made plenty of, and last night I made breakfast sandwiches.
[2026-06-25 10:46:00] Dave: And I already feel better tbh
[2026-06-25 10:47:00] Sam Willis: That’s awesome!
[2026-06-25 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!
[2026-06-25 11:19:00] Sam Willis: I got another interview with clover health
[2026-06-25 11:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m just hoping SOMETHING pans out
[2026-06-25 11:31:00] Dave: You’re a hot commodity!!
[2026-06-25 11:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-25 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Ok this is the CISO of Clover
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Sam Willis: Looks like…he’s trying to be cool
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Dave: I’m SURE something will
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Dave: I’m SURE something will
[2026-06-25 11:34:00] Sam Willis: Definitely divorced vibes
[2026-06-25 11:51:00] Sam Willis: OK if money wasn’t a consideration, which would you rather have: personal chef, driver, or errand runner lol
[2026-06-25 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Pool fence looks so good!!
[2026-06-25 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So Christina on my team, I love her She reminds me of me when I was younger and Had energy and excitement in my life But she's going through the aspiring leader program and a lot of it is very like you know therapy like you know personal development anyway so she's messaging me. This is the second time now she's like I need to talk through this with you like I'm having all these epiphanies about how I'm maybe not an authentic person and I. You know, I am such a people pleaser and I really wanna be liked. I'm like let's schedule something with me and then I'm thinking like oh my God basically this is gonna be a therapy talk and like who am I to talk someone through this shit that I also struggle with so much but it'll be fine. It'll be great. We can learn from each other. It's just she just reminds me of me because she wants to process and I love that. But it's just like am I the person to process with maybe you should go talk to one of the career coaches
[2026-06-25 12:04:00] Dave: Chef. We’ve covered this one before 😋
[2026-06-25 12:04:00] Dave: Chef. We’ve covered this one before 😋
[2026-06-25 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Ah I thought maybe we had. Bc I’m also chef
[2026-06-25 12:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That means that you're the perfect person for her to talk to because you've experienced it now and you you know of her advice or you can just invite me and me For y'all Since I'm also your therapist
[2026-06-25 12:07:00] Sam Willis: “I’ve added Dave to the call as my personal therapist, lover, and now our mediator” 😝
[2026-06-25 12:08:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha godddd so true
[2026-06-25 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Im going to lay down for a few before my next call at 11
[2026-06-25 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha godddd so true
[2026-06-25 12:08:00] Dave: He knows me inside and out
[2026-06-25 12:09:00] Dave: Ikr
[2026-06-25 12:09:00] Dave: Hilarious
[2026-06-25 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Just out here. Unprotected. Shooting your sperm wherever!!
[2026-06-25 12:09:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe I took a pregnancy test yesterday. wtf. But honestly it’s YOUR fault
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Dave: Not wherever
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Dave: Just inside you 🫠🥵
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Dave: Hehe, me too
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I just had a wave of heat roll through me
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-06-25 12:10:00] Dave: Enjoy your nap!!
[2026-06-25 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Love you. Talk to you soon
[2026-06-25 13:09:00] Sam Willis: They look identical
[2026-06-25 13:09:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if you ever work with them but I literally can’t tell the difference between Sarah brackle and Sara woods
[2026-06-25 13:10:00] Dave: Not enough to compare anyway
[2026-06-25 13:10:00] Dave: Brackle
[2026-06-25 13:10:00] Dave: I know woods but not brace
[2026-06-25 13:22:00] Dave: How was your nap??
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Sam Willis: My body is broken
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Non nap 😩
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Maybe it’s just my brain
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Dave: I’m sorry sweetie
[2026-06-25 13:25:00] Dave: Your brain is broken
[2026-06-25 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Haha
[2026-06-25 13:26:00] Dave: I mean… Not that you can’t take naps
[2026-06-25 13:26:00] Dave: I hate that
[2026-06-25 13:26:00] Dave: And I love it
[2026-06-25 13:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-25 13:27:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing? Make it home?
[2026-06-25 13:28:00] Dave: Yeah I’m home
[2026-06-25 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Yummm I’m so hungry
[2026-06-25 13:28:00] Dave: Good
[2026-06-25 13:28:00] Sam Willis: The dogs are definitely going to want to run off energy tonight and I’m not feeling it lol
[2026-06-25 13:28:00] Dave: I just finished up some chicken and rice
[2026-06-25 13:29:00] Dave: Ugh.. I know how you feel, and I sympathize 😶‍🌫️
[2026-06-25 13:35:00] Sam Willis: Do you have any plans for the weekend? I’m so glad tomorrow is Friday
[2026-06-25 13:36:00] Dave: It has been such a long week
[2026-06-25 13:36:00] Dave: Besides tattoo!!
[2026-06-25 13:36:00] Dave: No, do you?
[2026-06-25 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Taboo 😂
[2026-06-25 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Then tattoo!
[2026-06-25 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm just working out sat morning then Safelite is coming Saturday afternoon to fix those couple chips on my car windshield
[2026-06-25 13:37:00] Dave: Fuck these 5 day weeks
[2026-06-25 13:37:00] Sam Willis: I need to figure out if I’m going home over my bday
[2026-06-25 13:39:00] Dave: Or did you already
[2026-06-25 13:39:00] Dave: Aren’t you taking Christian out for your bday?
[2026-06-25 13:43:00] Sam Willis: My bday isn’t until 7/17
[2026-06-25 13:43:00] Sam Willis: I’ll hang out with him at some point I’m sure
[2026-06-25 13:45:00] Sam Willis: God these dogs stink
[2026-06-25 13:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m making eggs for them and me lol. And some watermelon!
[2026-06-25 13:47:00] Dave: You’re making eggs for your dogs and not yourself?
[2026-06-25 13:47:00] Dave: Oh ok lol
[2026-06-25 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m making eggs for all of us
[2026-06-25 13:47:00] Dave: Scrambled?
[2026-06-25 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Nah. Just over hard
[2026-06-25 13:48:00] Sam Willis: It’s not anything pretty lol
[2026-06-25 13:48:00] Sam Willis: I just cut em all up anyway
[2026-06-25 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Talking about romance scams
[2026-06-25 13:53:00] Sam Willis: You’re probably not on it but the speaker on the FCRM trending call is really good
[2026-06-25 13:54:00] Dave: Really?
[2026-06-25 13:54:00] Sam Willis: And how we have a loneliness epidemic
[2026-06-25 13:54:00] Dave: That’s kinda sad
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Like masochists
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCvcd0FYi58LwyTQP9LITpA Soft White Underbelly Soft White Underbelly interviews and portraits of the human, Mark Laita. Contact: info@softwhiteunderbelly.com For those interested in being considered for an interview please send a short version of your story, your location and a 15-30 second video of yourself to: info@softwhiteunderbelly.com. For business/ad placement inquiries please contact ads@softwhiteunderbelly.com. For ad-free, uncensored versions of SWU videos, as well as some exclusive videos please subscribe to the SWU Subscription Channel at softwhiteunderbelly.com Here's how to purchase the Soft White Underbelly books & merchandise: https://softwhiteunderbelly.org.
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Sam Willis: You’ve sent me a couple from them before
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Dave: I started to get on it but I’m watching Soft White Underbelly instead
[2026-06-25 13:55:00] Sam Willis: It’s wild how many ppl are scammed
[2026-06-25 13:56:00] Dave: Ohhh that’s right
[2026-06-25 14:05:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to try to take another nap 😩
[2026-06-25 14:06:00] Sam Willis: More than anything I just feel like….i can’t do anything. Like my brain won’t work. Like my whole head is heavy
[2026-06-25 14:06:00] Dave: Are you exhausted?
[2026-06-25 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-06-25 14:06:00] Dave: Having trouble keeping your eyes open?
[2026-06-25 14:07:00] Dave: That’s how I feel in the mornings lately
[2026-06-25 14:07:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-25 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Lexi brought in a whole rock 🙄
[2026-06-25 14:33:00] Dave: K good luck baby
[2026-06-25 14:33:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 14:33:00] Dave: What a savage
[2026-06-25 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Gonna attempt to sleep again!
[2026-06-25 16:46:00] Dave: How was nap?
[2026-06-25 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Very mid
[2026-06-25 16:46:00] Sam Willis: What an idiot
[2026-06-25 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Just started a Midwest safety video of some idiot who stole a $3M yacht
[2026-06-25 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Like as if that’s going to be easily concealed
[2026-06-25 16:47:00] Sam Willis: No it’s 10 months old.
[2026-06-25 16:47:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-06-25 16:47:00] Dave: I just straightened up my work bench in the garage so I’m back inside trying to stop sweating.
[2026-06-25 16:47:00] Dave: Boooo
[2026-06-25 16:47:00] Dave: Is it a new one?
[2026-06-25 16:48:00] Dave: Yeah but I don’t want to buy another one until the next version comes out later this year
[2026-06-25 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I bet. It’s so hot and humid here
[2026-06-25 16:48:00] Dave: I’m trying to figure out how to clean up my Apple Watch to get better performance. It has gotten laggy over the years.
[2026-06-25 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Bc you need a new one!
[2026-06-25 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. True
[2026-06-25 16:50:00] Dave: It’s supposed to be a big upgrade. Lighter weight, better sensors, etc. The ultra 2 and 3 perform better but are definitely only incremental upgrades
[2026-06-25 16:50:00] Dave: People are dumb lol
[2026-06-25 16:50:00] Sam Willis: How do these dudes think they’re going to actually steal a yacht. Sigh
[2026-06-25 16:51:00] Sam Willis: You’ll love the new one when you get it
[2026-06-25 16:51:00] Dave: Idk.. it’s an AW Ultra 1. The first version. So a few years I guess
[2026-06-25 16:51:00] Sam Willis: How old is your current watch
[2026-06-25 16:52:00] Dave: Oh I know!! That’s the best feeling
[2026-06-25 16:52:00] Dave: Major tech upgrades
[2026-06-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Maybe 3 🤔
[2026-06-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t left my house in 2 days
[2026-06-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-25 17:09:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-25 19:28:00] Sam Willis: I love drunk white girls
[2026-06-25 19:32:00] Dave: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
[2026-06-25 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhhh!!! Great job baby! ❤️
[2026-06-25 19:36:00] Dave: ME. TOO. 😏
[2026-06-25 19:36:00] Dave: ME. TOO. 😏
[2026-06-25 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Wonder wtf she’s been doing
[2026-06-25 19:37:00] Sam Willis: This child just came in from outside…..
[2026-06-25 19:52:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: It’s pretty much all drunk chics
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkIWae0ysRjYzdzN20jzI5Q Transparency Bodycam We provide public footage of police incidents captured on body worn cameras. Our mission is to encourage transparency and public records. All footage is meant to be informative and educational. Our raw footage is obtained through submitting public records requests to each respective law enforcement agency. Transparency Bodycam is not affiliated with any law enforcement agency. This content complies with YouTube's Fair Use Policy because we edit several long clips into a concise story. This is similar to other media organizations and law enforcement channels on YouTube. Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and consider supporting this channel. If you are interesting in supporting us, please email us for more information. Additional videos on our Rumble channel: https://rumble.com/c/c-7800634 Email for business inquiries: transparencybodycam@gmail.com
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: Then you’ll love this
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Sam Willis: EXHAUSTING
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: Then you’ll love this
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkIWae0ysRjYzdzN20jzI5Q Transparency Bodycam We provide public footage of police incidents captured on body worn cameras. Our mission is to encourage transparency and public records. All footage is meant to be informative and educational. Our raw footage is obtained through submitting public records requests to each respective law enforcement agency. Transparency Bodycam is not affiliated with any law enforcement agency. This content complies with YouTube's Fair Use Policy because we edit several long clips into a concise story. This is similar to other media organizations and law enforcement channels on YouTube. Please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and consider supporting this channel. If you are interesting in supporting us, please email us for more information. Additional videos on our Rumble channel: https://rumble.com/c/c-7800634 Email for business inquiries: transparencybodycam@gmail.com
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Sam Willis: They’re fucking insane
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: Like when someone at the strop club comes back from the bathroom looking all shifty and still has white powder around their nose 😂
[2026-06-25 19:54:00] Dave: It’s pretty much all drunk chics
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Sam Willis: So late!!
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Dave: This 💯
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Dave: This 💯
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Dave: I just ate a handful of gummies
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Dave: Juliet and Greyson just left for a soccer game
[2026-06-25 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Dave !! lol
[2026-06-25 19:56:00] Dave: It doesn’t even START until 9 😱😱😱
[2026-06-25 19:56:00] Dave: It doesn’t even START until 9 😱😱😱
[2026-06-25 19:56:00] Dave: And now I’m going to eat my last leftover cheeseburger ☺️
[2026-06-25 19:58:00] Dave: Oh! I meant to tell you. I took Bear on that run with me 🙂
[2026-06-25 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Omg!! How did he do?!?
[2026-06-25 20:10:00] Dave: Great
[2026-06-25 20:11:00] Dave: He slowed down for a min about half way through so I dropped to a walk for like 30 seconds before he was looking back at me like: lesssgoooooo bro
[2026-06-25 20:17:00] Sam Willis: But I think I’m gonna pour me a drink!!
[2026-06-25 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Well I just showered and my house is basically clean and it feels good to be a human again
[2026-06-25 20:19:00] Dave: I love that for you!
[2026-06-25 20:20:00] Dave: I’m in the same zone
[2026-06-25 20:20:00] Dave: House clean
[2026-06-25 20:21:00] Dave: Me clean
[2026-06-25 20:21:00] Dave: Tomorrows Friday
[2026-06-25 20:21:00] Dave: Here alone
[2026-06-25 20:21:00] Dave: Feel good 👍
[2026-06-25 20:21:00] Dave: Worked out
[2026-06-25 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-06-25 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm working fun times, but I'm reading these risk events that happened at Forge. You know the company that we acquired People are fucking messed. Payroll funding was delayed due to insufficient funds like fucking a five hour delay and people getting paid they didn't have fucking sufficient funds absolutely insane. Can you imagine that happened Schwab? One of them said migration from migration to a new bank in May 2024 led to a six week operational crisis issues, included account access problems, missing functionality integration, challenges, loss of yield. Like these people do not have their shit together another one was like JP Morgan notified us. This is from the financing JP Morgan notified us of a corporate bank account that was set up that we did not have any awareness of which goes which suggests that we may not know basically all of our corporate assets. It's like who opened up the fucking account? Crazy times OK that's all
[2026-06-25 20:58:00] Dave: Oh shit that sounds like… criminal? lol
[2026-06-25 20:59:00] Dave: Which place was it again? Not the effingham one?
[2026-06-25 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: No, sorry this is the company that Schwab acquired. We we have this company now. So we have this is part of work and I'm looking as part of the integration due diligence. I'm looking back at their history of like risk events, both operational and security and like they're a mess.
[2026-06-25 21:02:00] Dave: But yeah, wtf
[2026-06-25 21:02:00] Dave: Oh right.. you said who it was 😅
[2026-06-25 21:03:00] Dave: That sounds baaaad
[2026-06-25 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I see those gummies have kicked in….lol
[2026-06-25 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I see those gummies have kicked in….lol
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Dave: It’s intense!!
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Dave: And I’m watching this inaaaaane movie on Netflix
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Sam Willis: WHAT ONE
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Dave: War machine
[2026-06-25 21:06:00] Sam Willis: That sounds very boy like
[2026-06-25 21:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure lol
[2026-06-25 21:07:00] Dave: It’s SOOOOO boy!!
[2026-06-25 21:07:00] Dave: You would probably love it if you got dragged into watching it hahaha
[2026-06-25 21:08:00] Sam Willis: YouTube. Hehe
[2026-06-25 21:08:00] Dave: Oh that’s right 😒
[2026-06-25 21:08:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-25 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Working and….
[2026-06-25 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Bro you are definitely high lol
[2026-06-25 21:09:00] Dave: 🤫🤫🤫
[2026-06-25 22:01:00] Dave: But it was good lol
[2026-06-25 22:01:00] Dave: Well… that wasn’t at all what I expected
[2026-06-25 22:02:00] Dave: Are you still working?🙄
[2026-06-25 22:03:00] Sam Willis: No. I’m scrolling Instagram and about to eat some icecream. Hehehe
[2026-06-25 22:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-25 22:04:00] Sam Willis: Ahem
[2026-06-25 22:10:00] Dave: I gotchu baby
[2026-06-25 22:14:00] Dave: I ate that cheeseburger. It sounds bad but it’s like 80% MEAT 🤷‍♂️
[2026-06-25 22:14:00] Sam Willis: And you’re awake at 10:15! On a SCHOOL NIGHT
[2026-06-25 22:14:00] Sam Willis: I think it sounds delish
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: I watched that dumb movie though
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: I watched that dumb movie though
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: I mean… it was pretty good 🤭
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: I mean… it was pretty good 🤭
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-25 22:15:00] Dave: And cottage cheese + yogurt
[2026-06-25 22:16:00] Dave: Yeah yeah
[2026-06-25 22:16:00] Sam Willis: Exactly you doof. It wasn’t dumb at all
[2026-06-25 22:17:00] Dave: I’m literally dead after running 🥵
[2026-06-25 22:17:00] Dave: Alright, nighty night sweetiepie
[2026-06-25 22:18:00] Dave: But tgif
[2026-06-25 22:18:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby
[2026-06-25 22:18:00] Sam Willis: TGIF!
[2026-06-25 22:18:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-25 22:18:00] Dave: 💕I love you

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW It was a Thursday that started with a playful banter and discussions of tattoos, work frustrations, and personal interests. The mood transitioned to a mix of relaxation and reflection in the evening, with some sexual tension and intimacy woven in throughout the day.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Tattoos - Dave is excited about Sam's upcoming tattoo and discusses the style of tattoos, mentioning a previous encounter with individuals from his jujutsu class. - Emotional register: Playful, interested. - Notable quotes: "I'm sure that'll be awesome. When you're talking about being looking trashy, you don't all your tattoos are super tasteful."

  1. Work Frustrations
  2. Dave expresses dissatisfaction with his job, considering a career change and discussing the idea of becoming an elevator mechanic.
  3. Emotional register: Frustrated, hopeful.

  4. Notable quotes: "I should be looking for new jobs. I don't know what I wanna do, though."

  5. Parking Pet Peeve

  6. Dave shares his frustration with people incorrectly navigating parking lots, indicating a personal pet peeve.
  7. Emotional register: Irritated, amused.

  8. Notable quotes: "It's never affected me in anyway but it's still annoys me."

  9. Sam's Sleep Issues

  10. Sam has a bad night's sleep and discusses her struggles with falling and staying asleep.
  11. Emotional register: Exhausted, frustrated.

  12. Notable quotes: "I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11."

  13. Interview Process

  14. Sam talks about her upcoming interviews, including a program that requires signing an NDA, and the challenges of finding photos for her chief risk officer interview.
  15. Emotional register: Stressed, curious.

  16. Notable quotes: "So that voucher scam program interview… they want me to sign a NDA before my next interview?"

  17. Health and Diet

  18. Dave shares his efforts to cut out processed sugars from his diet and the improvements he's noticed.
  19. Emotional register: Proud, determined.
  20. Notable quotes: "I haven’t consumed any processed sugars in… a few days at least."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave mentions having "7 inches for you this morning, baby," indicating a sexual reference, initiated by Dave. - The conversation touches on sexual fantasies and desires, with Dave teasing Sam with phrases like "I know you can cause you're a big girl." - There is no mention of specific sexual acts, toys, or scenarios.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave takes on a teasing and playful role, especially with sexual comments and discussions. - Sam is more receptive and shares her frustrations and daily challenges, showing a level of vulnerability. - Expressions of love and affection are present throughout the conversation, indicating a strong emotional bond.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I'm sure that'll be awesome. When you're talking about being looking trashy, you don't all your tattoos are super tasteful." — Dave, discussing tattoos. - "I should be looking for new jobs. I don't know what I wanna do, though." — Dave, on his job dissatisfaction. - "I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11." — Sam, expressing her sleep issues. - "7 inches for you this morning, baby." — Dave, teasingly referencing morning wood. - "I haven’t consumed any processed sugars in… a few days at least." — Dave, on his diet change.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's upcoming tattoo and interviews, particularly the one that requires an NDA. - Dave's potential career change and his renewed focus on a healthier diet.

MOOD MAP Playful banter → Frustrated workday → Sexual teasing → Reflective evening → Affectionate goodnight

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    336

    115.1 more; previous daily average 220.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    23

    1.7 fewer; previous daily average 24.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 167 · 50% 169 · 50%
Average reply time 54s (n=83) 1m 48s (n=82)
Conversation starts 2 of 3 · 67% 1 of 3 · 33%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 54s (n=83). 65% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 382 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 48s (n=82). 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 20s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 383 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 66.7%; 3.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 63.6% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 41s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 52% higher than the previous daily average of 220.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 65% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 382 historical observations).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 20s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 383 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 336 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update104 · 31%
Humor79 · 24%
Frustration24 · 7%
Checking in21 · 6%
Affection19 · 6%

All other signals

Vulnerability17 · 5%
Excitement16 · 5%
Emotional support14 · 4%
Encouragement10 · 3%
Appreciation6 · 2%
Request6 · 2%
Deep sharing5 · 1%
Planning4 · 1%
Flirting3 · 1%
Disagreement2 · 1%
Unmet need2 · 1%
Sexting1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (59), Humor (37), Checking in (10), Frustration (10), Affection (9)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (45), Humor (42), Vulnerability (16), Frustration (14), Checking in (11)

Tension and positive follow-ups

22 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (88%).

3 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 44s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 25 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even begin to fall asleep if there’s talking going on

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Dave

    …but you can literally fall asleep with your eyes open, phone screen blaring, while you’re actively making financial decisions?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I want to go back to sleep after this stupid meeting in a few mins

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭

  5. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    lol you really are!!

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Those are all your pet peeves! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Those are all your pet peeves!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Apparently I’m a stickler for traffic rules lol

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

311 of 336 messages (92.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 154 / 167 92.2%
Sam Willis 157 / 169 92.9%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.76
Appreciation 0.72
Checking in 0.62
Deep sharing 0.68
Disagreement 0.62
Emotional support 0.69
Encouragement 0.73
Excitement 0.74
Flirting 0.73
Frustration 0.63
Humor 0.72
Passive aggression 0.50
Planning 0.62
Request 0.66
Sexting 0.85
Status update 0.63
Unmet need 0.75
Vulnerability 0.68
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 10:50:48
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

  5. Context · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to go back to sleep after this stupid meeting in a few mins

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    lol you really are!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Except posted speed limit 😋

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up This message responded to an earlier message.

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just regular stuff. I made cheesburgers Monday or Tuesday so I had some leftovers, grilled chicken and rice which I also made plenty of, and last night I made breakfast sandwiches.

  2. Context · · Dave

    And I already feel better tbh

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That’s awesome!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Eeeeee!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I got another interview with clover health

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Definitely divorced vibes

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK if money wasn’t a consideration, which would you rather have: personal chef, driver, or errand runner lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Pool fence looks so good!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So Christina on my team, I love her She reminds me of me when I was younger and Had energy and excitement in my life But she's going through the aspiring leader program and a lot of it is very like you know therapy like you…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Chef. We’ve covered this one before 😋

Checking in

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

  2. Context · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh it’s amazing

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is there a way to like…make my phone screen not hurt my head so much

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmm let me see

  4. Context · · Dave

    Search it in settings

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, turn on blue light filter

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do it!

  2. Context · · Dave

    What meetin?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Those are all your pet peeves! This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Im going to lay down for a few before my next call at 11

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha godddd so true

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    He knows me inside and out

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ikr

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hilarious

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s not anything pretty lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just cut em all up anyway

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Talking about romance scams

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re probably not on it but the speaker on the FCRM trending call is really good

  5. Context · · Dave

    Really?

Disagreement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even begin to fall asleep if there’s talking going on

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    …but you can literally fall asleep with your eyes open, phone screen blaring, while you’re actively making financial decisions?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    It has been such a long week

  2. Context · · Dave

    Besides tattoo!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No, do you?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Taboo 😂

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Then tattoo!

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So that voucher scam program interview…they want me to sign a NDA before my next interview?

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Goddddd

  4. Context · · Dave

    Sounds…. Republican-y 🤔🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    Whatever. Do it. I want to know what they’re doing lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.65

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I need a pic

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    There’s no pic on LinkedIn

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Gotchu

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmfao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lolol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Scamming people for education

  2. Context · · Dave

    Maybe he retired and got his dream job

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m just trying to help

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And you’re the best lol

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol you really are!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do it!

  4. Context · · Dave

    What meetin?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through

score 0.70 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Goddddd

  2. Context · · Dave

    Sounds…. Republican-y 🤔🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Whatever. Do it. I want to know what they’re doing lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh also I still have to do some stalking. The interview is with the Chief Risk Officer Hmong Vang

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ass

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You know what I think would be fun?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You should do it!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Doing a sleep study

  5. Context · · Dave

    Figure out why you sleep like shit all the time

Excitement

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Whenever he sees them, he goes after em

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Some of mine try to go after them but they aren’t successful lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089CDCCR1/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_J55WGMY8RDV7R5MNVZQN BUG-A-SALT Yellow 3.0 Classic look, more power! ÂThe Yellow 3.0 features all the bells & whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters! The BUG-A-SALT 3…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well this looks fun!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh it’s amazing

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Some of mine try to go after them but they aren’t successful lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089CDCCR1/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_J55WGMY8RDV7R5MNVZQN BUG-A-SALT Yellow 3.0 Classic look, more power! ÂThe Yellow 3.0 features all the bells & whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters! The BUG-A-SALT 3…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Well this looks fun!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh it’s amazing

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is there a way to like…make my phone screen not hurt my head so much

Flirting

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I got another interview with clover health

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m just hoping SOMETHING pans out

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re a hot commodity!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok this is the CISO of Clover

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ah I thought maybe we had. Bc I’m also chef

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: That means that you're the perfect person for her to talk to because you've experienced it now and you you know of her advice or you can just invite me and me For y'all Since I'm also your therapist

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    “I’ve added Dave to the call as my personal therapist, lover, and now our mediator” 😝

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha godddd so true This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahhhhh!!! Great job baby! ❤️

  2. Context · · Dave

    ME. TOO. 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    ME. TOO. 😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wonder wtf she’s been doing

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This child just came in from outside…..

Frustration

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even begin to fall asleep if there’s talking going on

  4. Context · · Dave

    …but you can literally fall asleep with your eyes open, phone screen blaring, while you’re actively making financial decisions?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh that’s the thing, I’m not actively making any decisions

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want to go back to sleep after this stupid meeting in a few mins

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol you really are!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Those are all your pet peeves! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Those are all your pet peeves!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Apparently I’m a stickler for traffic rules lol

Humor

Showing 3 of 79 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Lmao

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?

score 0.68 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

  4. Context · · Dave

    You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

  2. Context · · Dave

    You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even begin to fall asleep if there’s talking going on

Planning

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Then you can sleep watch yt instead of sleep shop

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ass

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You know what I think would be fun?

  4. Context · · Dave

    You should do it!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Doing a sleep study

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I just finished up some chicken and rice

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ugh.. I know how you feel, and I sympathize 😶‍🌫️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Do you have any plans for the weekend? I’m so glad tomorrow is Friday

  4. Context · · Dave

    It has been such a long week

  5. Context · · Dave

    Besides tattoo!!

Request

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol you really are!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Do it!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What meetin?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Anyway I totally know what you mean about the parking garage and the pulling through

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    The god damn daily stand up

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh also I still have to do some stalking. The interview is with the Chief Risk Officer Hmong Vang

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I need a pic

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    There’s no pic on LinkedIn

  5. Context · · Dave

    Gotchu

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh also I still have to do some stalking. The interview is with the Chief Risk Officer Hmong Vang

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I need a pic

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    There’s no pic on LinkedIn

  4. Context · · Dave

    Gotchu

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmfao

Sexting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t believe I took a pregnancy test yesterday. wtf. But honestly it’s YOUR fault

  2. Context · · Dave

    Not wherever

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Just inside you 🫠🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehe, me too

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I just had a wave of heat roll through me

Status update

Showing 3 of 104 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office And that sucks But I'm here I'm actually not too bad. I feel pretty decent today. I had a lot of trouble getting up out of bed. With the yawning already Right Don't…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

Unmet need

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well this looks fun!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh it’s amazing

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Is there a way to like…make my phone screen not hurt my head so much

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmm let me see

  5. Context · · Dave

    Search it in settings

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm just working out sat morning then Safelite is coming Saturday afternoon to fix those couple chips on my car windshield

  2. Context · · Dave

    Fuck these 5 day weeks

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I need to figure out if I’m going home over my bday

  4. Context · · Dave

    Or did you already

  5. Context · · Dave

    Aren’t you taking Christian out for your bday?

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh I slept like absolute shit. Didn’t fall asleep until like after 11

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

  4. Context · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣

  2. Context · · Dave

    What time did you take it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm I don’t want to talk about it 🫣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Benadryl was a bust apparently. I think I need to take it at like 730

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

score 0.70 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m glad you’re at work and get to WFH tomorrow

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Let’s just say i was too intrigued by YT videos to go to bed at my normal time 😭

  4. Context · · Dave

    You have a tv in your room. Why don’t you just watch yt in there… in bed?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean…it wasn’t TERRIBLE. it was like 940.