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[2026-06-29 07:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna have something else clever to say but I know you're probably not And if you are, I'm sure you're life is understandable cause life sucks Especially life in the morning But I think it sucks all the time actually pretty equally Oh God, I don't wanna go to work Oh well, short week right that's right that's gonna make it till Monday Tuesday Wednesday That's pretty cool. I forgot about that. Already Right that is this week isn't it? What is today? June 29 That's right I thought this week was bulk trash week. It's actually next week. It's like the first full week of the month So I'm sure I'll forget to put all my shit like I did last month Nothing This audiobook I'm listening to kind of sucks I'm thinking about maybe just quitting listen to you know I don't think I've like quit listening to an audiobook Like I can't remember when this is just not grabbing my attention like I expected it too Actually I have this list of about I guess 10 books that are like I guess, classic splatter punk kind of Like escalating from what started the drama like some drama genre, which started the genre from like some Clive Barker Books all the way up to some more recent stuff like in an escalates event Violence and stuff It's like a curated list Kind of some of the best and cool classics and stuff so at the beginning of it and I've gotten through the first couple of First couple I've been OK This one is just not doing it for me, boring So about skip to the next one Who I am just rambling about nothing now boring you to death. I'm sure. I got so Well, I mean it's not that bad but more than a little sunburn on the back of my neck Is there a little red but But they're actually mostly just now so my neck hurts a little bit though that's why I just just thought about that. I just turned to look over my shoulder and hurt. All right, still rambling about nothing You know what is Pretty sweet That's how sexy you are You're very sexy. I don't know. I'm really never really been sex lately. Now today's check-in day too. Let's not forget about that. Maybe we can talk about why we haven't been sexy. I'm just kidding. It's all right. Yeah, I meant have you not been masturbating or just not sending me a afterglow that's a quote that's the question. I think just occurred to me that I hadn't gotten one in like ages. Since before full send, I guess right now it's been a while. I find it hard to believe you have masturbated since then. But I guess I only have like once so that's not that far-fetched I couldn't have left you that satisfied Right I don't know Oh God, I just don't wanna go into the office Yeah, yeah how's the tattoo feeling? I love it. What I guess we gotta think of what we can get for our tattoo I feel like it should be an animal of some kind But I don't know what Maybe you can bring some ideas to the table for when we check in this afternoon Yeah, I don't know Let's think about it Procrastinated long enough Speaking of long enough, almost 8 inches Ramble until so I can give you that much. You deserve it. Nice long 8 inches of messaging this morning There you go bye
[2026-06-29 08:15:00] Sam Willis: I was NOT up 😝
[2026-06-29 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Sam Willis: Interview in 45 min
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Dave: Which place is it ?
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Sam Willis: Short week though we can do it 💪
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Dave: Oh that’s right!!
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Sam Willis: Florida fraud place
[2026-06-29 08:16:00] Dave: Hehe
[2026-06-29 08:17:00] Dave: That’s the official name of it now
[2026-06-29 08:19:00] Sam Willis: That sucks about your audio book
[2026-06-29 08:19:00] Sam Willis: You never bore me
[2026-06-29 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Hehe 8 inches
[2026-06-29 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon
[2026-06-29 08:24:00] Dave: Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
[2026-06-29 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally can message you!
[2026-06-29 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've messaged and you're like halfway done with your damn day and I'm just now leaving to go to work shithead anyway the interview I thought went pretty well. The guy's name is Wong. HMONG but the age is silent. I feel like he's maybe Thai. Maybe anyway he lives in Atlanta. He's a chief risk officer. I would be reporting to him. The bad thing is I feel like I would really not necessarily like the organization, but I would like the role. Like it's literally building up all their controls and making sure they're audit ready and getting them prepared for their first sock too and it's just as like yeah this is this is this is what I do like yeah I'm down for this So I don't know, man I'm not rolling it out. It's totally remote. So I gotta look into this bullshit, but he was telling me we didn't get into politics, but he was telling me that the big beautiful bill passed a thing or had a thing in it. That money could be earmarked for public school scholarships as well now it's like through tax credits. And so this is a way to get the public schools some funding because right now the money that would be earmarked for a kid
[2026-06-29 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucking Republican, but he was telling me that there I mean, he views the organization. He just got there in November and he came on as a consultant and then I was like there's a shit ton of work to do. but he was telling me that really the new CEO that came in a couple years ago and he agrees it looks at this organization, not as not profit, which is what it is but more is like a midsize bank because they're moving four to five billion dollars a year they have over half 1 million students enrolled For the scholarship, so it's a lot of money movement and tracking So I don't know I it sounds interesting. I hate to say that so I don't know if he's interested in me, but I thought it was an easy conversation. I mean he's not the most personable fucking person in the world, but he used to work for E*TRADE like he is a sis so like that is his career, but now he's chief risking his legal under him this role compliance fraud. Even like internal audit Like he has all these organizations under him with the dotted line to the board, but he technically reports the CEO so it's just kind of interesting, but it seems like you know they're trying to get their ducks in a row and they've been hiring people who you know have big company experience so People can get their shit together I asked I was like is like is all this maturity result of you know audit findings or whatever any kind of like didn't say exactly but was just like yeah we gotta get our shit together Anyway, OK enough about that how are you? I thought I slept well but then I looked at my sleep score it was ass, but it says it took me over an hour to fall asleep which I don't think it's true so who knows the point is I feel like I got decent sleep and that is gonna be my focus this week I'm gonna get good sleep. That is my goal. Also, I didn't realize I had nine audible credit so I went ahead and used a credit to get me another audiobook because I have the one that you sent me but that's personal development and I can only listen to that in small doses. Sometimes I need just like lighthearted, so I started this one. I don't know what all about, but it's fiction so far really liking it. The narrator is fantastic. She does all these different voices and I just love her. I'm excited about that Yeah, we have not been sex. I think I mean I've been really blah as you know so that's been mostly on me. I have masturbated like twice, but it's been since you left, but it's been like late night whenever I am not able to go to sleep and so I'm trying to do something to wipe me out so it's literally been just like masturbating and it black and then going to bed and I'm sorry I haven't sent you afterglow and I'm sorry I didn't tell you would like cheating But But no all in all like I haven't been feeling sexy at all. I feel like a fat ass, my gut and every time I start to think that my arms are looking, you know, strong and muscular the next day they look like just total fucking lab again. And it's cause I'm not consistent but still it's like throw me a phone bro come on body get it together fuck so anyway yeah I just haven't. I haven't felt sexy. I just feel like a fucking Bob. But I think this will be a good week so Yeah, I also think like and I've mentioned this, but I am one. There's a lot of other shit on my mind, but too, not knowing when I'm gonna see you again in like a very real possibility of me not seeing you again the rest of this year it's really hard for me to want to get myself all riled up and horny. Whenever I know there's no fucking release coming and I just like. Yeah, I can't stand knowing that there's no fucking relief coming. I hate it so I think that's like a bit of big mental block like I don't even wanna go there. But I'm excited to check in today. I have meetings until two fucking 30 so it sucks. So I'm gonna need to hurry my ass back home though poor babies can't be home alone that long anyway All right, well I feel like there all the tattoo hurts like a bitch dude I've accidentally bumped in a few times. I'm just like goddamn dammit I just I don't know my memory is sure because I'm sure every tattoo has felt sore afterwards that I just like don't remember it, but yeah, it's so pretty. And of course it's all like now you know healing and I have the second skin on top of it and it does that don't look good, but I'm gonna try to wear this thing for four more days so we shall see We shall see and then Monday, I should be able to swim again so kind of sucks to not be able to swim all fucking long weekend cause I wanna get a tan so Anyway I feel like there was something else you said I don't know OK, bye
[2026-06-29 10:16:00] Dave: Lmao. Getting ready to pack it up over here..
[2026-06-29 10:18:00] Dave: That IS a lot of money
[2026-06-29 10:18:00] Sam Willis: You jerk lol
[2026-06-29 10:19:00] Dave: …for them to steal
[2026-06-29 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-29 10:20:00] Dave: 9 credits?!
[2026-06-29 10:20:00] Dave: Sounds awful lol
[2026-06-29 10:20:00] Dave: That’s interesting though that you’d be responsible for so much!
[2026-06-29 10:20:00] Dave: Daaaamn!
[2026-06-29 10:21:00] Dave: HMPH
[2026-06-29 10:21:00] Dave: Woooooooowwwwwww
[2026-06-29 10:21:00] Sam Willis: That’s what happens when you pay for audible and never use it lol
[2026-06-29 10:21:00] Dave: Twice?!
[2026-06-29 10:22:00] Dave: I haven’t been particularly horny either lately tbh
[2026-06-29 10:23:00] Dave: Ugh… the rest of the year 😩😩😩
[2026-06-29 10:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry!!!!
[2026-06-29 10:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry!!!!
[2026-06-29 10:24:00] Dave: It’s ok 😘
[2026-06-29 10:24:00] Dave: It’s ok 😘
[2026-06-29 10:25:00] Dave: I haven’t been FIGHTING to stay awake all morning
[2026-06-29 10:25:00] Dave: I’m glad you’re feeling good though! It IS going to be a good week
[2026-06-29 10:25:00] Dave: I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning
[2026-06-29 10:26:00] Dave: Oooh, good point
[2026-06-29 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Bc you’re eating well and had a productive weekend!
[2026-06-29 10:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m realizing it’s bc it’s a holiday week. Yassssss
[2026-06-29 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Traffic is so great today I’m so pleased
[2026-06-29 10:32:00] Dave: Ohhhh you’re right!! I noticed traffic was WAY lighter too
[2026-06-29 10:50:00] Dave: You don’t tell me ANYTHING!
[2026-06-29 10:50:00] Sam Willis: Oh did I tell you I booked a trip back home for my bday?
[2026-06-29 10:50:00] Dave: No!!
[2026-06-29 10:52:00] Sam Willis: It literally happened last night fool lol
[2026-06-29 10:52:00] Sam Willis: I tell you my every thought!
[2026-06-29 10:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to fly into Indy this time (instead of stl) and look at houses
[2026-06-29 10:54:00] Dave: What are the dates?
[2026-06-29 10:54:00] Dave: Is your dad going to meet you there to look at houses?
[2026-06-29 10:55:00] Sam Willis: I definitely plan on getting in touch with the realtor and get in a few places
[2026-06-29 10:55:00] Dave: Or are you just gonna cruise around and check out what’s on Zillow
[2026-06-29 10:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m not sure. I might look at houses the day I fly out (that Sunday) bc I don’t fly out until like 7pm
[2026-06-29 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Dang it’s coming up quick. Like 2.5 weeks. Woo hoo!
[2026-06-29 11:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-29 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Ok this bio is pretty ridiculous
[2026-06-29 11:09:00] Sam Willis: wtf does that even mean lol
[2026-06-29 11:09:00] Sam Willis: “Can hold a container”
[2026-06-29 11:10:00] Dave: But who knows
[2026-06-29 11:10:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-06-29 11:10:00] Dave: What do you think it means
[2026-06-29 11:10:00] Sam Willis: Pretty sure that’s not it lol
[2026-06-29 11:10:00] Dave: I thought: like, someone who can open a stubborn jar for her… 🤷‍♂️
[2026-06-29 11:11:00] Dave: Carry things for her… take care of her… let her be the girl
[2026-06-29 11:14:00] Sam Willis: The phrasing is so dumb though
[2026-06-29 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-06-29 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Which I get.
[2026-06-29 11:15:00] Sam Willis: OK last one lol
[2026-06-29 11:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-29 11:15:00] Sam Willis: God I don’t want to be back on apps. The whole thing sucks
[2026-06-29 11:16:00] Dave: But everyone still does it
[2026-06-29 11:16:00] Dave: It seems like everyone hates the apps…
[2026-06-29 11:16:00] Dave: Yeah she’s definitely an anti-vaxer
[2026-06-29 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Bc what else ya gonna do!
[2026-06-29 11:19:00] Dave: The same thing people did before apps? Live your life and see what happens?
[2026-06-29 11:21:00] Sam Willis: Easy for you to say 😝
[2026-06-29 11:21:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-29 11:21:00] Sam Willis: But you’re right
[2026-06-29 12:41:00] Sam Willis: You’ve already left me for the day 😭
[2026-06-29 13:03:00] Dave: I’m sorry baby
[2026-06-29 13:04:00] Dave: Your day still going well?
[2026-06-29 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Yea it’s all good
[2026-06-29 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Not getting shit done but still good lol
[2026-06-29 13:30:00] Sam Willis: How is your day?
[2026-06-29 13:34:00] Dave: Not too bad
[2026-06-29 13:34:00] Dave: Not too bad
[2026-06-29 13:34:00] Dave: Awwwe, why not?
[2026-06-29 13:34:00] Dave: Awwwe, why not?
[2026-06-29 13:36:00] Dave: I only dozed off for a minute though
[2026-06-29 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Did you just wake up
[2026-06-29 13:36:00] Dave: I was thinking about going for a run but decided to take a nap instead
[2026-06-29 14:05:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m so tired
[2026-06-29 14:05:00] Sam Willis: Just had a salad and some pita bread and omgggg so good
[2026-06-29 14:06:00] Dave: I ate some chicken and rice
[2026-06-29 14:06:00] Dave: Bleh
[2026-06-29 15:57:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-29 15:57:00] Sam Willis: I’m feeling horny 🤭
[2026-06-29 15:57:00] Dave: What, baby?
[2026-06-29 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Guess what?
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Dave: That’s exactly it
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Dave: Hahahahaha
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what it is?
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Dave: Did you just need a reminder lol?
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Perhaps?
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: God
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: My
[2026-06-29 15:58:00] Sam Willis: It’s bc I haven’t been in the fucking office
[2026-06-29 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Moreso: what is with my fucking house??! Killing my vibe lol
[2026-06-29 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Are you free to check in soon?
[2026-06-29 16:33:00] Dave: Yep! Whenever you’re ready
[2026-06-29 16:34:00] Dave: K
[2026-06-29 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Kk I’ll call you in a few
[2026-06-29 17:33:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like the term breakup. I’ve decided we can no longer use it lol
[2026-06-29 17:33:00] Dave: K
[2026-06-29 17:34:00] Dave: Conscious uncoupling?
[2026-06-29 17:34:00] Dave: What do you propose instead?
[2026-06-29 17:34:00] Sam Willis: I dunno lol
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. I hate this
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: My first thoughts were dissolve or wind down
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. I hate this
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Kind of sounds too transactional though maybe??
[2026-06-29 17:36:00] Dave: I do too
[2026-06-29 17:37:00] Dave: Dissolve waves arms around
[2026-06-29 17:38:00] Dave: Wind down waves arms around
[2026-06-29 17:38:00] Dave: ….None of it
[2026-06-29 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Well just more casual like “should we start winding down?”
[2026-06-29 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Unwind? Backspace? Lmao
[2026-06-29 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Is it?
[2026-06-29 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Ew don’t like that
[2026-06-29 17:39:00] Dave: Yeah I think winding down is the best so far. I think that’s the term I used earlier too?
[2026-06-29 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Pulling back?
[2026-06-29 17:40:00] Dave: Obviously
[2026-06-29 17:40:00] Sam Willis: You were probably in my brain then. Obvi.
[2026-06-29 17:41:00] Sam Willis: You know what. That’s my favorite
[2026-06-29 17:41:00] Sam Willis: I think I like unwind the best but we are close lol
[2026-06-29 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Or rewind?
[2026-06-29 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Bc it’s not a total undoing. It’s just going back.
[2026-06-29 17:42:00] Dave: ….idk
[2026-06-29 17:42:00] Dave: Will think about it
[2026-06-29 17:42:00] Sam Willis: It’s not an end. It’s just going back to how we were at a different point in time.
[2026-06-29 17:43:00] Dave: … or pull out back
[2026-06-29 17:43:00] Dave: And I love you
[2026-06-29 17:43:00] Dave: Don’t you rewind me yet!
[2026-06-29 17:43:00] Sam Willis: Don’t wind me down yet 😝
[2026-06-29 17:43:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-29 17:44:00] Dave: And 🫠
[2026-06-29 17:44:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-29 17:44:00] Sam Willis: I definitely would be sad if you pulled out…..
[2026-06-29 17:44:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-29 17:45:00] Dave: 🥵🫠
[2026-06-29 17:45:00] Sam Willis: 🫠
[2026-06-29 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Ok now I want you inside me
[2026-06-29 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Omg the newest Midwest safety video-girl is SCHWASTED
[2026-06-29 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Sooooooo wasted lol
[2026-06-29 17:59:00] Dave: Hehehe, I’ll watch it next!
[2026-06-29 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Whiteeeeee girl wastedddddd
[2026-06-29 18:05:00] Sam Willis: She just told one of the cops that she loved him 🤣
[2026-06-29 18:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-29 18:15:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
[2026-06-29 18:15:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-06-29 18:16:00] Dave: He’s such an ass
[2026-06-29 18:22:00] Sam Willis: It’s so ridiculous
[2026-06-29 18:23:00] Dave: Yeah I couldn’t handle that shit
[2026-06-29 18:30:00] Dave: I feel like he treats everyone like an intern
[2026-06-29 18:30:00] Sam Willis: We are grown ass experienced professionals
[2026-06-29 18:54:00] Dave: Whoooooa
[2026-06-29 18:54:00] Dave: Whoooooa
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Sam Willis: Like other than someone just being straight up asleep 😅
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Dave: Idk if I’ve ever seen anyone this drunk
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Dave: Idk if I’ve ever seen anyone this drunk
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-06-29 18:55:00] Sam Willis: Dude!! I thought the exact same!
[2026-06-29 19:03:00] Dave: She blew a .219!!
[2026-06-29 19:03:00] Dave: That’s impressive
[2026-06-29 19:08:00] Sam Willis: And this is her THIRD ONE!
[2026-06-29 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Right?!??
[2026-06-29 19:09:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-29 19:10:00] Sam Willis: Insanity
[2026-06-29 19:11:00] Sam Willis: I love how she was calling the one guy Smith lmao
[2026-06-29 19:11:00] Dave: That’s not my name
[2026-06-29 19:12:00] Dave: Pretty much..
[2026-06-29 19:12:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-29 19:12:00] Dave: Read that, what does it say
[2026-06-29 19:12:00] Dave: …walker
[2026-06-29 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m dying. I’m only 2 songs into this dance workout and FML
[2026-06-29 19:28:00] Dave: Are you doing the online thing from ft worth?
[2026-06-29 19:28:00] Dave: You should record yourself and send me a clip!!
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Let me like get back into it lol
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Bitch, be so for real 😂
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Sam Willis: $15 a month
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Dave: Pretty much what I expected
[2026-06-29 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Bitch, be so for real 😂
[2026-06-29 19:30:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-06-29 19:30:00] Dave: I want to see you doing it now though!!
[2026-06-29 19:30:00] Sam Willis: Why?!?
[2026-06-29 19:30:00] Sam Willis: So you can be even less attracted!! lol
[2026-06-29 19:30:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I tried to pause my computer and froze it all up now
[2026-06-29 19:31:00] Dave: (I am)
[2026-06-29 19:31:00] Dave: Even less? As if I’m not completely attracted to you now?!
[2026-06-29 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-29 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Ok 30ish min is enough for tonight. I’m dripping sweat lol. But yay! Hopefully this turns into a habit!
[2026-06-29 19:55:00] Sam Willis: I lost 15 lbs for my dance cardio on the Wii lol. Let’s gooooooo
[2026-06-29 19:55:00] Dave: Good job baby!
[2026-06-29 21:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-29 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Ha this is so true
[2026-06-29 21:35:00] Dave: Oooh, I like that
[2026-06-29 21:35:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Dave: Hooking up with some random guy you aren’t going to tell me about?
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Having sex with your wife?
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: What are YOU doing??
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Just looking at IG
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God.
[2026-06-29 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God.
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Sam Willis: But wait…were you?
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Sam Willis: You deserved that. HMPH
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-29 21:37:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised you aren’t asleep yet?
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Dave: I want to touch you 🤗
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Sam Willis: I miss you so much
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Ugh that sounds amazing
[2026-06-29 21:38:00] Dave: I just got into bed
[2026-06-29 21:39:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think you’ve ever said these exact words to me before but literally, I melt.
[2026-06-29 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Omg thank you for the reminder. There’s an Amazon delivery sitting at my door, of dog food lol
[2026-06-29 21:39:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think you’ve ever said these exact words to me before but literally, I melt.
[2026-06-29 21:39:00] Dave: I had to go get dog food 🙄
[2026-06-29 21:40:00] Dave: I just want to curl up behind you and go to sleep 🥰☺️🫠
[2026-06-29 21:40:00] Dave: I just want to curl up behind you and go to sleep 🥰☺️🫠
[2026-06-29 21:41:00] Sam Willis: That sounds so so amazing. I’d sleep so well
[2026-06-29 21:41:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby. Sweet dreams!! I can’t wait to talk to you!
[2026-06-29 21:41:00] Dave: Ok sweetpea, I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow! I love you so so much 💕
[2026-06-29 21:43:00] Dave: Mmmm I would also really like to have a fistful of your hair and my cock buried deep inside you right now 😏
[2026-06-29 21:44:00] Dave: …in case you were wondering
[2026-06-29 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-29 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Godddddddd 🔥
[2026-06-29 21:44:00] Dave: Kaaaay… nite nite 😘
[2026-06-29 21:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW On Tuesday, the mood shifted from morning grogginess and a focus on work struggles like audiobooks and office perspectives, to a late-night sexually charged and emotionally intimate evening. The defining theme was the evolving tension and longing in the relationship, with a moment of humor and connection in discussing a drunk Midwest safety video.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Work and Office - Dave and Sam both complained about work, with Dave mentioning his dislike for the office and Sam discussing a potentially boring job interview at a Florida fraud company. They both agreed it was a short week, providing some relief. - Emotional Register: Frustrated, resigned - Notable Quote: "Oh that’s right!!" — Dave, excited about the short work week.

Audiobook Trials
Dave mentioned he wasn't enjoying the current audiobook and considering quitting, having a list of classic splatterpunk books to choose from.
Emotional Register: Bored, frustrated
Notable Quote: "I'm thinking about maybe just quitting listen to you know" — Dave, contemplating abandoning the audiobook.
Home and Tattoo
Sam's new tattoo was discussed, with her mentioning it was healing and hurting, but she loved it. They also briefly discussed ideas for their next tattoo.
Emotional Register: Fond, playful
Notable Quote: "I love it. What I guess we gotta think of what we can get for our tattoo" — Dave, considering tattoo ideas.
Relationship and Intimacy
Both expressed a lack of sexual activity and the struggle of not seeing each other, with Sam admitting she hadn't been feeling sexy and Dave hoping to discuss it in their check-in.
Emotional Register: Vulnerable, longing
Notable Quote: "I just haven't. I haven't felt sexy. I just feel like a fucking Bob." — Sam, expressing her lack of sexual desire and self-confidence.
Personal Goals
Sam resolved to focus on getting better sleep and Dave mentioned he was feeling less exhausted, hinting at living a healthier life.
Emotional Register: Hopeful, determined
Notable Quote: "That is my goal. Also, I didn't realize I had nine audible credit" — Sam, setting her goal for the week and finding a new audiobook.
Travel and Housing
Sam discussed her upcoming trip back home to look at houses, with Dave asking about dates and arrangements.
Emotional Register: Excited, anticipatory
Notable Quote: "It literally happened last night fool lol" — Sam, excited about her trip.
Online Dating
They discussed the frustrating nature of online dating apps and the desire to avoid them, with Sam joking about a strange dating profile.
Emotional Register: Frustrated, amused
Notable Quote: "Can hold a container" — Sam, mocking a confusing dating profile.
Workplace Dynamics
They commiserated over a difficult colleague, with Sam saying, "We are grown ass experienced professionals" in response to his treatment of them.
Emotional Register: Frustrated, defensive
Notable Quote: "He’s such an ass" — Dave, describing the colleague.
Exercise and Health
Sam started a new dance workout and shared her experience, finding it challenging but promising for weight loss.
Emotional Register: Determined, hopeful
Notable Quote: "I lost 15 lbs for my dance cardio on the Wii lol. Let’s gooooooo" — Sam, motivated by her workout goals.
Humor and Entertainment
- They shared humor and enjoyment over a Midwest safety video featuring a drunk woman, which they found entertaining.
- Emotional Register: Amused, lighthearted
- Notable Quote: "She just told one of the cops that she loved him" — Sam, recounting the woman's drunk actions on the video.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - The lack of sexual activity and intimacy was discussed, with both acknowledging they haven't been horny lately and the difficulty of not having physical release. - Dave initiated the conversation about their lack of sexual activity, teasingly asking, "Maybe we can talk about why we haven't been sexy." - Physical sensations mentioned included Dave's sunburn and Sam's tattoo hurting, which was described as "the second skin on top of it and it does that don't look good." - The desire for physical intimacy was expressed through Dave wanting to "curl up behind [Sam] and go to sleep" and having a "fistful of your hair and my cock buried deep inside you."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - The dynamic was mostly balanced, with both leading different conversations and neither showing clear dominance. Dave often initiated playful teasing, while Sam shared her vulnerable feelings. - There was a strong emotional thread of frustration and longing, with both expressing their desire for physical intimacy but inability to act on it. - Love and affection were consistently expressed, such as Dave's "I love you so so much" and Sam's "I miss you so much," providing a tender contrast to their frustrations.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, starting the day with affection. - "Fucking getting ready to attack the day" — Dave, talking about his morning routine. - "Life sucks. Especially life in the morning" — Dave, expressing his morning mood. - "I haven't been feeling sexy. I just feel like a fucking Bob." — Sam, expressing her lack of sexual desire. - "I love you so so much" — Dave, expressing his affection. - "I miss you so much" — Sam, expressing her longing. - "Why?!?" — Sam, responding to the idea of recording her workout. - "She just told one of the cops that she loved him" — Sam, recounting the funny moment from the Midwest safety video. - "I'd sleep so well" — Sam, imagining curling up with Dave. - "I love you baby. Sweet dreams!!" — Sam, saying goodnight with affection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topics: The job interview at the Florida fraud company and plans for their next tattoo. - Open emotional threads: The discussion about their lack of sexual activity and the tension of not seeing each other soon. - Running jokes: The humor around the Midwest safety video and online dating profiles.

MOOD MAP Frustration → Playful humor → Frustration and longing → Amused → Vulnerable and affectionate → Hopeful → Sexually charged → Teneder

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

249

22.9 fewer; previous daily average 271.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

23

2.7 fewer; previous daily average 25.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	114 · 46%	135 · 54%
Average reply time	1m 30s (n=56)	3m 3s (n=55)
Conversation starts	1 of 1 · 100%	0 of 1 · 0%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 30s (n=56). 35% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 19s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 454 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 3s (n=55). 12% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 44s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 455 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 38.5 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 61.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 3s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 249 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor49 · 20%

Status update46 · 18%

Frustration24 · 10%

Checking in21 · 8%

Affection18 · 7%

All other signals

Excitement17 · 7%

Vulnerability12 · 5%

Encouragement10 · 4%

Emotional support9 · 4%

Flirting8 · 3%

Planning8 · 3%

Sexting7 · 3%

Disagreement5 · 2%

Request5 · 2%

Appreciation3 · 1%

Deep sharing2 · 1%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (34), Humor (15), Affection (10), Checking in (9), Frustration (9)
Sam Willis: Humor (34), Frustration (15), Excitement (13), Checking in (12), Status update (12)

Tension and positive follow-ups

13 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 25 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been FIGHTING to stay awake all morning
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeling good though! It IS going to be a good week
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
Traffic is so great today I’m so pleased
Context · 2026-06-29 10:32:00 AM · Dave
Ohhhh you’re right!! I noticed traffic was WAY lighter too
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
You don’t tell me ANYTHING!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Sam Willis
Oh did I tell you I booked a trip back home for my bday?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
No!!

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
You don’t tell me ANYTHING!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Sam Willis
Oh did I tell you I booked a trip back home for my bday?
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
No!!
Positive follow-up · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
It literally happened last night fool lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I tell you my every thought!

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

219 of 249 messages (88.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	102 / 114	89.5%
Sam Willis	117 / 135	86.7%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.85
Appreciation	0.73
Checking in	0.69
Deep sharing	0.60
Disagreement	0.60
Emotional support	0.72
Encouragement	0.73
Excitement	0.68
Flirting	0.75
Frustration	0.68
Humor	0.69
Passive aggression	0.60
Planning	0.73
Request	0.66
Sexting	0.88
Status update	0.63
Vulnerability	0.65

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-16 10:58:55
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Detected signal · 2026-06-29 07:34:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna…
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
I was NOT up 😝
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

Context · 2026-06-29 07:34:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna…
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
I was NOT up 😝
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Interview in 45 min
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Which place is it ?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-06-29 10:22:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been particularly horny either lately tbh
Context · 2026-06-29 10:23:00 AM · Dave
Ugh… the rest of the year 😩😩😩
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m sorry!!!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m sorry!!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning
Context · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Oooh, good point
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Sam Willis
Bc you’re eating well and had a productive weekend!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m realizing it’s bc it’s a holiday week. Yassssss
Context · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
Traffic is so great today I’m so pleased

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 06:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
Dude!! I thought the exact same!
Context · 2026-06-29 07:03:00 PM · Dave
She blew a .219!!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 07:03:00 PM · Dave
That’s impressive
Context · 2026-06-29 07:08:00 PM · Sam Willis
And this is her THIRD ONE!
Context · 2026-06-29 07:08:00 PM · Sam Willis
Right?!??

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 09:29:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-29 09:29:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ha this is so true
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 09:35:00 PM · Dave
Oooh, I like that
Context · 2026-06-29 09:35:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?
Context · 2026-06-29 09:36:00 PM · Dave
Hooking up with some random guy you aren’t going to tell me about?

Checking in

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon
Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me off by dumb bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucki…

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me off by dumb bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucki…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:16:00 AM · Dave
Lmao. Getting ready to pack it up over here..

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been FIGHTING to stay awake all morning
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeling good though! It IS going to be a good week
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning
Context · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Oooh, good point

Deep sharing

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 07:30:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you can be even less attracted!! lol
Context · 2026-06-29 07:30:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ugh I tried to pause my computer and froze it all up now
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 07:31:00 PM · Dave
(I am)
Context · 2026-06-29 07:31:00 PM · Dave
Even less? As if I’m not completely attracted to you now?!
Context · 2026-06-29 07:54:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hehe

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 07:54:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hehe
Context · 2026-06-29 07:54:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ok 30ish min is enough for tonight. I’m dripping sweat lol. But yay! Hopefully this turns into a habit!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 07:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
I lost 15 lbs for my wedding by doing dance cardio on the Wii lol. Let’s gooooooo
Context · 2026-06-29 07:55:00 PM · Dave
Good job baby!
Context · 2026-06-29 09:29:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
You don’t tell me ANYTHING!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Sam Willis
Oh did I tell you I booked a trip back home for my bday?
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
No!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
It literally happened last night fool lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I tell you my every thought!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 11:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-29 11:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
God I don’t want to be back on apps. The whole thing sucks
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 11:16:00 AM · Dave
But everyone still does it
Context · 2026-06-29 11:16:00 AM · Dave
It seems like everyone hates the apps…
Context · 2026-06-29 11:16:00 AM · Dave
Yeah she’s definitely an anti-vaxer

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 04:34:00 PM · Dave
K
Context · 2026-06-29 04:34:00 PM · Sam Willis
Kk I’ll call you in a few
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 05:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
I don’t like the term breakup. I’ve decided we can no longer use it lol
Context · 2026-06-29 05:33:00 PM · Dave
K
Context · 2026-06-29 05:34:00 PM · Dave
Conscious uncoupling?

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Hehe
Context · 2026-06-29 08:17:00 AM · Dave
That’s the official name of it now
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
That sucks about your audio book
Context · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
You never bore me
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe 8 inches

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-06-29 08:17:00 AM · Dave
That’s the official name of it now
Context · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
That sucks about your audio book
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
You never bore me
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe 8 inches
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon

score 0.80 · confidence 0.714

Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me off by dumb bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucki…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:16:00 AM · Dave
Lmao. Getting ready to pack it up over here..

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Interview in 45 min
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Which place is it ?
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Short week though we can do it 💪
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Oh that’s right!!
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Florida fraud place

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe 8 inches
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been FIGHTING to stay awake all morning
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeling good though! It IS going to be a good week
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning
Context · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Oooh, good point

Excitement

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

Context · 2026-06-29 10:20:00 AM · Dave
Sounds awful lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:20:00 AM · Dave
That’s interesting though that you’d be responsible for so much!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:20:00 AM · Dave
Daaaamn!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
HMPH
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
Woooooooowwwwwww

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 10:20:00 AM · Dave
Daaaamn!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
HMPH
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
Woooooooowwwwwww
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Sam Willis
That’s what happens when you pay for audible and never use it lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
Twice?!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Oooh, good point
Context · 2026-06-29 10:26:00 AM · Sam Willis
Bc you’re eating well and had a productive weekend!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m realizing it’s bc it’s a holiday week. Yassssss
Context · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
Traffic is so great today I’m so pleased
Context · 2026-06-29 10:32:00 AM · Dave
Ohhhh you’re right!! I noticed traffic was WAY lighter too

Flirting

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-06-29 02:06:00 PM · Dave
Bleh
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
Hehehe
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m feeling horny 🤭
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
What, baby?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
Guess what?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m feeling horny 🤭
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
What, baby?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
Guess what?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

Context · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do you know what it is?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Dave
Did you just need a reminder lol?
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Perhaps?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Oh
Context · 2026-06-29 03:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
God

Frustration

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.857

Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-06-29 10:24:00 AM · Dave
It’s ok 😘
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been FIGHTING to stay awake all morning
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeling good though! It IS going to be a good week
Context · 2026-06-29 10:25:00 AM · Dave
I’m feeling less exhausted than usual this morning

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
Traffic is so great today I’m so pleased
Context · 2026-06-29 10:32:00 AM · Dave
Ohhhh you’re right!! I noticed traffic was WAY lighter too
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
You don’t tell me ANYTHING!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Sam Willis
Oh did I tell you I booked a trip back home for my bday?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:50:00 AM · Dave
No!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 11:10:00 AM · Dave
I thought: like, someone who can open a stubborn jar for her… 🤷‍♂️
Context · 2026-06-29 11:11:00 AM · Dave
Carry things for her… take care of her… let her be the girl
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 11:14:00 AM · Sam Willis
The phrasing is so dumb though
Context · 2026-06-29 11:14:00 AM · Sam Willis
Yes
Context · 2026-06-29 11:14:00 AM · Sam Willis
Which I get.

Humor

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Detected signal · 2026-06-29 07:34:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna…
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
I was NOT up 😝
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 07:34:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to the office So let's yay for me Love that Slept pretty good I hope you did too, and you're probably already up Fucking getting ready to attack the day Thought I was gonna…
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
I was NOT up 😝
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Interview in 45 min

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
That sucks about your audio book
Context · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
You never bore me
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe 8 inches
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon
Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!

Passive aggression

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 05:42:00 PM · Dave
Will think about it
Context · 2026-06-29 05:42:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s not an end. It’s just going back to how we were at a different point in time.
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 05:43:00 PM · Dave
… or pull out back
Context · 2026-06-29 05:43:00 PM · Dave
And I love you
Context · 2026-06-29 05:43:00 PM · Dave
Don’t you rewind me yet!

Planning

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 08:19:00 AM · Sam Willis
You never bore me
Context · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe 8 inches
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok I gotta rush to get ready. Talk to you soon
Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
It literally happened last night fool lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I tell you my every thought!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m going to fly into Indy this time (instead of stl) and look at houses
Context · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
What are the dates?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
Is your dad going to meet you there to look at houses?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
What are the dates?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
Is your dad going to meet you there to look at houses?
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:55:00 AM · Sam Willis
I definitely plan on getting in touch with the realtor and get in a few places
Context · 2026-06-29 10:55:00 AM · Dave
Or are you just gonna cruise around and check out what’s on Zillow
Context · 2026-06-29 10:55:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m not sure. I might look at houses the day I fly out (that Sunday) bc I don’t fly out until like 7pm

Request

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Interview in 45 min
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Which place is it ?
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Short week though we can do it 💪
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Oh that’s right!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I tell you my every thought!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m going to fly into Indy this time (instead of stl) and look at houses
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
What are the dates?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:54:00 AM · Dave
Is your dad going to meet you there to look at houses?
Context · 2026-06-29 10:55:00 AM · Sam Willis
I definitely plan on getting in touch with the realtor and get in a few places

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 05:33:00 PM · Dave
K
Context · 2026-06-29 05:34:00 PM · Dave
Conscious uncoupling?
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 05:34:00 PM · Dave
What do you propose instead?
Context · 2026-06-29 05:34:00 PM · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
Context · 2026-06-29 05:36:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lmao. I hate this This message responded to an earlier message.

Sexting

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

Context · 2026-06-29 02:06:00 PM · Dave
Bleh
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
Hehehe
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m feeling horny 🤭
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Dave
What, baby?
Context · 2026-06-29 03:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
Guess what?

score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

Context · 2026-06-29 05:44:00 PM · Dave
And 🫠
Context · 2026-06-29 05:44:00 PM · Dave
lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 05:44:00 PM · Sam Willis
I definitely would be sad if you pulled out…..
Context · 2026-06-29 05:44:00 PM · Sam Willis
🤭
Context · 2026-06-29 05:45:00 PM · Dave
🥵🫠

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 05:45:00 PM · Dave
🥵🫠
Context · 2026-06-29 05:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
🫠
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 05:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ok now I want you inside me
Context · 2026-06-29 05:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Omg the newest Midwest safety video-girl is SCHWASTED
Context · 2026-06-29 05:59:00 PM · Sam Willis
Sooooooo wasted lol

Status update

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
I was NOT up 😝
Context · 2026-06-29 08:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning love
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Interview in 45 min
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Which place is it ?
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Short week though we can do it 💪

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Which place is it ?
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Short week though we can do it 💪
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Oh that’s right!!
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Florida fraud place
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Hehe

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Short week though we can do it 💪
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Oh that’s right!!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Sam Willis
Florida fraud place
Context · 2026-06-29 08:16:00 AM · Dave
Hehe
Context · 2026-06-29 08:17:00 AM · Dave
That’s the official name of it now

Vulnerability

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

Context · 2026-06-29 08:24:00 AM · Dave
Good luck on yours fraud interview!!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me off by dumb bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucki…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:16:00 AM · Dave
Lmao. Getting ready to pack it up over here..

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

Context · 2026-06-29 10:05:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ok finally can message you!
Context · 2026-06-29 10:07:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever All I had was like an hour meeting and I just feel like it's been like days since I talk to you I guess cause I'm just I'm out of my routine like normally I would've message…
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:15:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: This dumb bitch cut me off by dumb bitch I mean my phone anyway right now the money that would be earmark public school goes out in the form of private school so anyway I don't know. I gotta look into it. It's still so fucki…
Context · 2026-06-29 10:16:00 AM · Dave
Lmao. Getting ready to pack it up over here..
Context · 2026-06-29 10:18:00 AM · Dave
That IS a lot of money

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Sam Willis
That’s what happens when you pay for audible and never use it lol
Context · 2026-06-29 10:21:00 AM · Dave
Twice?!
Detected signal · 2026-06-29 10:22:00 AM · Dave
I haven’t been particularly horny either lately tbh
Context · 2026-06-29 10:23:00 AM · Dave
Ugh… the rest of the year 😩😩😩
Context · 2026-06-29 10:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m sorry!!!!