2026-06-14
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[2026-06-14 00:14:00] Sam Willis: Laying here without you sucks
[2026-06-14 08:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it does suck not liking up next to you. That's for sure. But I did sleep pretty well cause I was tired After that Roll the airport So yeah Glad it's Sunday though at least so I got a day to go back into the swing of things obviously not looking forward to going to work tomorrow But I did have an amazing time with you so that was pretty awesome. I'm still yes it's a bummer that. I'm not still there, but it was also pretty amazing so there's that Definitely I'm not going to the gym today. That shit has already failed. I reckon just Getting ready for the week at this point Boy was happy to see me Of course too Kitties didn't give a shit about cats are fuck them Yeah, so hope you ended up sleeping well And I will talk to you soon, sweetie. I love you bye
[2026-06-14 11:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Lexi must've eaten too much grass or some shit actually this reminds me I should check on her cause I'm not exaggerating. She got up every two hours last night and had to go outside to the bathroom so Finally at like Six cause I had signed up to go to the class to work out class this morning and at six I was like yeah fuck this so then I canceled it and then finally we all just got up but like 30 minutes ago So anyway, last night was rough, but I'm glad it's Sunday like you said a part of me is like maybe I should just take a remote week but Friday we have off anyway so yeah That sounds good actually Anyway But yes, I missed you and I am missing you but It was an awesome time. I appreciate you for just being the best person to chill out and relax with. You're always just down for whatever and I love that so thank you Anyway Anyway, I hope you're up and Readjusting to life I don't even know what I'm gonna do today except the same sort of stuff still being a lazy fucking bum so yeah
[2026-06-14 12:07:00] Dave: Trying to readjust
[2026-06-14 12:07:00] Dave: That was the best chilling out and relaxing EVER!!
[2026-06-14 12:07:00] Dave: I just got up from a nap hehehe
[2026-06-14 12:11:00] Sam Willis: I know right? Blahhhh
[2026-06-14 13:29:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I haven’t worked or like been in my normal life for a month lol
[2026-06-14 13:42:00] Dave: Hahaha same here
[2026-06-14 13:43:00] Dave: And omg I haven’t felt clean since I’ve been home because I’m always on the verge of sweating from the humidity now that I’m acclimated to the beautiful phoenix weather
[2026-06-14 13:45:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to change the damn bedding and she’s impossible
[2026-06-14 13:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-14 13:46:00] Sam Willis: You’re really worrying me that I might hate being back in the Midwest. But bro. It’s soooooo hot here!!!
[2026-06-14 13:46:00] Sam Willis: You’re really worrying me that I might hate being back in the Midwest. But bro. It’s soooooo hot here!!!
[2026-06-14 13:46:00] Dave: Layla?
[2026-06-14 13:46:00] Dave: Who is that?
[2026-06-14 13:47:00] Dave: Looks like it could be her thiccc ass
[2026-06-14 13:48:00] Dave: I think you might genuinely be underestimating it. Because I’m absolutely miserable now after being reminded what low humidity heat is like. If you think you sweat a lot now… oof
[2026-06-14 13:48:00] Dave: It’s 73/50% in my office rn and literally moist all over
[2026-06-14 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Lexi. But all of them are a pain
[2026-06-14 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Moist. 😂😂
[2026-06-14 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Lexi. But all of them are a pain
[2026-06-14 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Moist. 😂😂
[2026-06-14 13:49:00] Sam Willis: You just need to put back on a pair of shorts! 😉
[2026-06-14 13:50:00] Dave: Perhaps
[2026-06-14 13:50:00] Dave: But the thing is… it’s also fucking cold
[2026-06-14 13:51:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-14 13:51:00] Sam Willis: And you say immmmm impossible to please
[2026-06-14 14:34:00] Dave: All I want to do is lay around and snuggle with youuuuu 😅
[2026-06-14 14:44:00] Sam Willis: I forced myself to get up and go get groceries
[2026-06-14 14:44:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I know 😩
[2026-06-14 14:45:00] Dave: Started some laundry
[2026-06-14 14:45:00] Dave: I cleaned my office and upstairs
[2026-06-14 14:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m proud of you!
[2026-06-14 14:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m fvcking starving
[2026-06-14 14:57:00] Dave: Yeah I haven’t really eaten anything
[2026-06-14 14:57:00] Dave: Ugh I need to go to the grocery store
[2026-06-14 15:12:00] Sam Willis: You need to eat
[2026-06-14 15:12:00] Sam Willis: I just had a salad and it hit the damn spot 🙌
[2026-06-14 15:13:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-06-14 15:13:00] Dave: Yeah I probably will at some point
[2026-06-14 15:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m actually making food this week. For now. That’s the plan anyway 😅
[2026-06-14 15:14:00] Sam Willis: And I know you won’t believe me but it IS humid today!!!
[2026-06-14 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Over 20%. Which is a lot. And it is gross.
[2026-06-14 15:15:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!?! It’s hell
[2026-06-14 15:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-14 15:15:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-06-14 15:15:00] Dave: Yeah that is humid for there!!
[2026-06-14 15:15:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. I miss you.
[2026-06-14 17:13:00] Dave: Is it bed time yyyyyyet
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Sam Willis: YOUTUBE
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Dave: Yeah fuck that
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Dave: ME TOO!!
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Sam Willis: I am watching…. Wait for it….
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Dave: Wuuuuut
[2026-06-14 17:14:00] Sam Willis: But then it would almost be time for work 😭
[2026-06-14 17:15:00] Sam Willis: but. I’m done. lol. I wanted to watch the Crime Junkie channel about a case here in Phoenix.
[2026-06-14 17:15:00] Sam Willis: The ads don’t bother me. So YAY!!
[2026-06-14 17:15:00] Sam Willis: And I’m also…. Ugh. Logging into my work computer
[2026-06-14 17:15:00] Sam Willis: The ads don’t bother me. So YAY!!
[2026-06-14 17:16:00] Dave: Ads are literally the worst thing ever
[2026-06-14 17:17:00] Sam Willis: I’m used to them anyway with YouTubeTV soooo
[2026-06-14 17:25:00] Dave: Yeah true
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Dave: I haven’t seen ads in anything since I got rid of cable in like 2006
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t even ever heard of Netflix
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Sam Willis: 2006!!?
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Sam Willis: wtf
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Dave: Yeah bro
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Sam Willis: Bro. I didn’t have ANY streaming services in 2006
[2026-06-14 17:26:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-14 17:30:00] Sam Willis: My little criminal…❤️
[2026-06-14 17:30:00] Dave: No, streaming services weren’t a thing yet. But tech savvy folks like myself could download pretty much anything
[2026-06-14 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Not legally
[2026-06-14 17:30:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-14 17:40:00] Sam Willis: 187 unread emails 😭😭😭
[2026-06-14 17:40:00] Dave: Just kill your self
[2026-06-14 17:40:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-14 17:40:00] Dave: That’s what I’d do
[2026-06-14 17:41:00] Sam Willis: You probably have something similar!
[2026-06-14 17:45:00] Dave: Well… I guess this is it then
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Byeeeeee
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Sam Willis: It’s been great knowing you
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Asshole lol
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Dave: Actually I don’t get anywhere near as many emails as you do
[2026-06-14 17:46:00] Dave: Byeeeeee
[2026-06-14 17:47:00] Sam Willis: So many of mine are junk anyway. Thank Christ
[2026-06-14 17:47:00] Dave: Praaaaise him 🙏
[2026-06-14 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Was your family happy to have to home? 🙄😒
[2026-06-14 17:49:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-14 17:49:00] Dave: Nah they don’t care lol
[2026-06-14 17:50:00] Dave: Happy to have somebody to do housework hahaha
[2026-06-14 17:54:00] Sam Willis: I doubt that
[2026-06-14 17:54:00] Sam Willis: I doubt that
[2026-06-14 17:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-14 17:55:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-14 17:56:00] Dave: Awwwe, I know baby
[2026-06-14 18:02:00] Sam Willis: So many meetings tomorrow 😭😭
[2026-06-14 18:11:00] Sam Willis: So. It’s trumps bday. And the whole White House UFC fight is tonight. So of courseeeeee it’s announced today that they’ve entered a peace deal with Iran
[2026-06-14 18:11:00] Sam Willis: I could not roll my eyes enough lol
[2026-06-14 18:17:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-14 18:18:00] Dave: The whole ufc thing is so gross
[2026-06-14 18:19:00] Dave: It’s all part of his fucking dictator fascination
[2026-06-14 18:22:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-06-14 18:28:00] Sam Willis: Father’s Day is next Sunday. I think we are going to get dad a Blackstone. Mason got one on Friday so now dads all like well I need one. Lol. Makes life easier for meeeee. He’s impossible to gift shop for.
[2026-06-14 18:35:00] Dave: What’s a Blackstone
[2026-06-14 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Sigh.
[2026-06-14 18:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-14 18:40:00] Sam Willis: The grill! The griddle.
[2026-06-14 18:41:00] Sam Willis: I mean. I didn’t know how to use it. But Joe did 😂
[2026-06-14 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Can make eggs. Stir fry! Pancakes!
[2026-06-14 18:41:00] Sam Willis: It’s pretty awesome. I used to have one.
[2026-06-14 18:42:00] Dave: Yeah I thought about getting one instead of my last grill
[2026-06-14 18:43:00] Sam Willis: My lawdddd
[2026-06-14 18:43:00] Sam Willis: I thought you didn’t know wtf I was talking about
[2026-06-14 18:44:00] Dave: Well if you had just said “griddle”, I would have
[2026-06-14 18:44:00] Dave: There are things of different brands.
[2026-06-14 18:45:00] Dave: Although, I think it was blackstone note that I looked at the photo
[2026-06-14 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Blackstone is definitely the most popular and like only way to go.
[2026-06-14 18:46:00] Sam Willis: I DID
[2026-06-14 18:46:00] Sam Willis: I DID
[2026-06-14 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Blackstone is definitely the most popular and like only way to go.
[2026-06-14 18:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-14 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Hence why it’s synonymous with “griddle”
[2026-06-14 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Hence why it’s synonymous with “griddle”
[2026-06-14 18:48:00] Dave: Yeah. AFTER you acted like I was a lunatic for not know what a “Blackstone” was
[2026-06-14 18:48:00] Dave: Yeah. AFTER you acted like I was a lunatic for not know what a “Blackstone” was
[2026-06-14 18:50:00] Sam Willis: I mean…you kind of are but I still love you
[2026-06-14 18:50:00] Sam Willis: I mean…you kind of are but I still love you
[2026-06-14 19:00:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-06-14 19:00:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-06-14 19:50:00] Dave: Ya know what
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Dave: I’m going to fucking bed lol
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Sam Willis: I was just typing that lol
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Lollll
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Dave: I’m so tired
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Dave: I love you too! I hope you sleep well and I can’t wait to ttyt
[2026-06-14 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy baby. I love you lots!
[2026-06-14 19:52:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either ❤️
[2026-06-14 21:43:00] Sam Willis: I have Top Gun on, and it’s on the sex scene and watching them kiss is reminding me of how you kiss me and I just 🫠
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW
Sunday begins with both Sam and Dave missing the other's presence after a recent trip. They share feelings of restlessness and a desire to return to their relaxed, carefree time together. The day is punctuated with playful banter, longing for physical closeness, and a shared sense of exhaustion and unease about returning to routine. The evening ends on a tender note, with both expressing love and anticipation for future connection.
TOPIC INVENTORY
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Travel & Reentry: Both mention missing each other after their trip, feeling the absence in their sleep and daily routines. There's a shared longing to return to the relaxed time spent together, with Dave mentioning the toll of re-adjusting to work and Sam also feeling out of sync with normal life.
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Weather & Climate: The conversation touches on the harsh heat of Phoenix, with Sam joking about the humidity and Dave expressing discomfort with the Midwest's low humidity after getting used to Phoenix's dry heat. There's a mutual acknowledgment of how climate can change their mood and physical state.
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Domestic Routines: There's discussion of both trying to get back into domestic habits—Sam struggled to change bedding with Lexi (the cat) and Dave started laundry and cleaned his office. Each expresses the challenge of returning to these tasks after the trip's break.
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Food & Meals: Sam mentions running out to get groceries, forcing herself to break the laziness. Dave, however, hadn't eaten much, mentioning the need to go to the grocery store. There's a shared sentiment of neglecting self-care like proper meals in favor of laziness.
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Entertainment & Media: Sam and Dave talk about watching YouTube and TV, with Sam mentioning she doesn't mind ads and Dave talking about his long-standing avoidance of ads by cutting the cable. The conversation also touches on the UFC event and the humorous commentary on its scheduling during Trump's birthday.
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Gifts & Shopping: Sam shares plans for Father's Day, discussing gifting her father a Blackstone griddle based on her brother Mason's recent purchase. Dave didn't know about the griddle and there's playful teasing about his unfamiliarity. There's a shared understanding of the difficulty in finding gifts for their father.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
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Physical longing: There's an underlying theme of physical desire and longing for closeness. Dave expresses a wish to "lay around and snuggle," highlighting their emotional and physical connection. Sam references a moment of physical memory, noting how watching a kiss in a movie reminded her of Dave's kisses.
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Sexual teasing: Sam playfully teases Dave about the humidity, suggesting he "put back on a pair of shorts," and Dave humorously responds to Sam's mention of being "moist," showing a lighthearted but sexually charged interaction.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
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Vulnerability & Longing: Both express feelings of missing each other, with Sam describing the experience as "laying here without you sucks" and Dave sharing a similar sentiment. There's a clear desire for physical and emotional closeness, with moments of vulnerability.
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Playful Teasing: The conversation is peppered with playful banter, such as joking about humidity and weather, and teasing about Dave's unfamiliarity with the Blackstone griddle. This dynamic adds a layer of lightheartedness and adds to their emotional connection.
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Love & Affection: Both clearly express their love and affection for each other, with David ending messages with "I love you" and Sam reciprocating this sentiment. These expressions serve to reinforce their deep emotional bond.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "Laying here without you sucks" — Sam, expressing the void of being apart.
- "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, with a affectionate greeting.
- "Yeah, it was pretty amazing so there's that" — Dave, reflecting on their time together.
- "That shit has already failed" — Dave, joking about not going to the gym.
- "Layla? Who is that? Looks like it could be her thiccc ass" — Dave, teasingly assuming.
- "Ugh I need to go to the grocery store" — Dave, showing neglect for self-care.
- "My lawdddd, I thought you didn’t know wtf I was talking about" — Sam, humored by Dave's confusion.
- "I can’t wait either ❤️" — Sam, expressing longing and affection.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Plans for upcoming Father’s Day, with Sam planning to get her dad a Blackstone griddle as a gift.
- The unresolved discussion about the differences in humidity between their locations.
- The mention of the UFC event and the peace deal with Iran, which may be revisited in political or social discussions.
- The lingering desire and longing for physical closeness, hinting at future intimate or emotional moments.
MOOD MAP
Restless nostalgia → Playful teasing → Reflective vulnerability → Tender longing
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
142
7.6 fewer; previous daily average 149.6 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
21
6.2 more; previous daily average 14.8 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 59 · 42% | 83 · 58% |
| Average reply time | 4m 25s (n=29) | 2m 22s (n=30) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 3 · 33% | 2 of 3 · 67% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 25s (n=29). 68% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 196 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 22s (n=30). 16% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 3s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 190 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 33.3%; the same as the pooled historical share 33.3% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 94.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 68% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 196 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 142 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (22), Affection (9), Frustration (9), Humor (9), Checking in (3)
- Sam Willis: Status update (19), Frustration (12), Humor (12), Affection (6), Checking in (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
10 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (48%).
11 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 36s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
125 of 142 messages (88.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 54 / 59 | 91.5% |
| Sam Willis | 71 / 83 | 85.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.86 |
| Appreciation | 0.67 |
| Checking in | 0.60 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.64 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.65 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.64 |
| Passive aggression | 0.90 |
| Planning | 0.67 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.72 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 09:14:58
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
Checking in
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
Encouragement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
Excitement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
Frustration
Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
Humor
Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
Passive aggression
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
Planning
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
Status update
Showing 3 of 41 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8