2026-06-17
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[2026-06-17 06:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty good, but I just don't feel like with it today which I guess every day But at least it's someday At least that means you got one more day after today. Oh God this fucking week week it's just too much. I can't I have a job I like going to like enjoy doing I don't know maybe 3-D printing will takeoff Yawn So I'm not loving that Couldn't get up out of bed I just stay up for a minute though listen to an audiobook last night so maybe that's That's why A little trouble getting up Yeah, I'm really God still trying to wake up. I have not been doing too good in the morning lately. Yeah I can't wait to hear your voice that's for sure Miss you You're the best and the prettiest and I Gonna hang up and talk to you soon still wake up OK bye
[2026-06-17 07:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 07:40:00] Dave: The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
[2026-06-17 07:40:00] Dave: I’m struggling
[2026-06-17 07:40:00] Dave: I feel ya
[2026-06-17 07:43:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-06-17 07:44:00] Sam Willis: I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
[2026-06-17 07:44:00] Dave: Oh man, everyone told me
[2026-06-17 07:44:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-06-17 07:44:00] Dave: They didn’t??
[2026-06-17 07:44:00] Dave: “You don’t know how good you got it”
[2026-06-17 07:45:00] Dave: “You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
[2026-06-17 07:45:00] Sam Willis: But I had to wake up early then too!! For school
[2026-06-17 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Ok maybe they did tell me 😭
[2026-06-17 07:46:00] Sam Willis: Society just needs to normalize everyone waking up no earlier than 9am
[2026-06-17 07:47:00] Dave: Then you’d just want to sleep until 11
[2026-06-17 07:48:00] Sam Willis: 😑
[2026-06-17 08:41:00] Dave: Omg just kill me please
[2026-06-17 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Lol. Hang in there baby
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m on my way to take the dogs to daycare
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Dave: Good job baby
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Dave: Look at YOU
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I meant to leave the house at 6. Buttt that’s hard to do when I don’t get out of bed until 530 lol
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Dave: Then wtf you piece of shit?!
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Sam Willis: It’s 645! It’s late lol
[2026-06-17 08:42:00] Dave: up and out early af
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Sam Willis: I’ll message you soon
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Dave: I got it
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Sam Willis: If I have time before my dumbass 715 call
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-17 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Voice message
[2026-06-17 09:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 09:22:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m tired. And yes, I’ve had 2 monsters
[2026-06-17 09:22:00] Dave: Ooooh! Tell Candace I said happy bday!!
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Perk up! Lol
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Sam Willis: I gave you over 6 inches
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Dave: 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Dave: Omg you just made me yawn
[2026-06-17 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Listen
[2026-06-17 09:28:00] Dave: Movie with Christian. Sounds fun
[2026-06-17 09:29:00] Dave: Hahaha, you can lay around and watch YouTube aaaaaall evening!
[2026-06-17 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm still listening to Lena Dunham's memoir don't know if it's actually memoir but the audiobook that you downloaded for me forever And I just I feel bad. I wanna do some deep research after this, but like I don't know if you know anything about her, but She, both of her parents were artist like art art I think I think she grew up with a life of privilege and so she's kinda a ton of fucking hate about that but also because she's constantly kind of like with me and supposedly she like lied about the fact that she was raped or something and And then like in her first book she like Made a show not really a joke. I don't know. I gotta research more about it but something about like how people accused her of sexually molesting her sister who now is. Is trans but anyway like and I don't, I don't know but anyway I just I feel bad because yes, her whole book is basically like complaining about how hard it is to you know basically be famous And like it does sound fucking hard like she's had death in her family and they've been like well. You really need to stay here and finish the shoot like she has no fucking autonomy over her life. I'm not just talking about her. I'm talking like all of these celebrities it's like well you know what do it anyway oh, you're having a nervous breakdown. You should still show up anyway. So anyway, I just I feel bad. I don't know man.
[2026-06-17 09:30:00] Sam Willis: I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol
[2026-06-17 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
[2026-06-17 09:30:00] Sam Willis: I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol
[2026-06-17 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
[2026-06-17 09:34:00] Dave: I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
[2026-06-17 09:34:00] Dave: I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
[2026-06-17 09:35:00] Dave: Yeah celebrity problems seems ridiculous from the outside but in reality they’re usually more traumatized than normal people
[2026-06-17 09:35:00] Dave: Yeah celebrity problems seems ridiculous from the outside but in reality they’re usually more traumatized than normal people
[2026-06-17 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Lol. I know. I’m not dreading it but I also just felt like it was the nice thing to do.
[2026-06-17 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Lol. I know. I’m not dreading it but I also just felt like it was the nice thing to do.
[2026-06-17 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I know what made me feel this way is because He we were supposed to go when we were together. We were supposed to go to Seattle this long weekend and see his friends like that was gonna be his birthday celebration and at one point he brought up yesterday that he still was keeping the time off and so he liked him with work. For the next like four days and so then I was like internally thinking oh cool he took all this time off work and because of me we're like you know all his plans got ruined and so like I should do something that's that's how that started
[2026-06-17 09:40:00] Dave: Not because of you…
[2026-06-17 09:41:00] Dave: But I hear you
[2026-06-17 09:42:00] Sam Willis: I’d give anything to get a big ol hug in bed from you ❤️
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Dave: Think he’s going to want to know whose shit was there when he came over? 🤭
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Dave: I knoooooow
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even fucking like affection. Grrrrrrr
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Sam Willis: So warm and cozy 🫠
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Sam Willis: I really really hope this never comes up lol
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Dave: I knoooooow
[2026-06-17 09:43:00] Sam Willis: I really really hope this never comes up lol
[2026-06-17 09:44:00] Dave: Yeah keeping saying this….
[2026-06-17 09:44:00] Dave:
[2026-06-17 09:44:00] Dave: Yeah keeping saying this….
[2026-06-17 09:44:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-17 09:48:00] Sam Willis: I’m serious! You can ask my family
[2026-06-17 09:48:00] Sam Willis: But I think about how affectionate you are and that Juliet gets to get all your hugs and cuddles and 🤬🤬
[2026-06-17 09:51:00] Dave: I’m not like that with her.
[2026-06-17 09:51:00] Dave: That’s pretty much just a you thing
[2026-06-17 09:52:00] Sam Willis: You lieeeeee
[2026-06-17 09:52:00] Sam Willis: And that’s ok!
[2026-06-17 09:53:00] Dave: No. I’m for real.
[2026-06-17 09:53:00] Dave: We don’t even sleep in the same room lol
[2026-06-17 09:54:00] Sam Willis: You don’t stay married all this fvcking time and not be!
[2026-06-17 09:54:00] Dave: Nah. Never like I am with you.
[2026-06-17 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Ok but you used to and I’m sure you were very affectionate
[2026-06-17 09:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for putting up with me
[2026-06-17 10:00:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-17 10:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 10:04:00] Dave: The pleasure is all mine sweetiepie
[2026-06-17 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Ok I’ve started to read Josh’s now TWENTY page paper and I want to die.
[2026-06-17 10:08:00] Sam Willis: The fact he is using such big words as anthropomorphic is even setting me off
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Dave: Durr… he has to since he’s a PhD. How else is everyone supposed to know?
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’m his boss, and he’s presenting it to the insider risk working group tomorrow and bc we have a 1x1 later today
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Dave: Why are you reading it? I wouldn’t.
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Dave: Why are you reading it? I wouldn’t.
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Dave: Durr… he has to since he’s a PhD. How else is everyone supposed to know?
[2026-06-17 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Fml
[2026-06-17 10:13:00] Dave: Tell it to give you some reasonable questions to ask the author
[2026-06-17 10:13:00] Dave: Tell it to give you some reasonable questions to ask the author
[2026-06-17 10:13:00] Dave: Just ask copilot if it’s worth a shit
[2026-06-17 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-17 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Well. I’m a bitch. Bc it’s actually pretty good 😂
[2026-06-17 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever….dropped your phone in the toilet?
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Sam Willis: Very close lol
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Dave: Hahaha, me too
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Sam Willis: I think I’d be so disgusted lol
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Dave: Have you?
[2026-06-17 11:17:00] Dave: Did you just?
[2026-06-17 11:18:00] Dave: Right?! It’s like the worst thing that couple possibly happen to a person
[2026-06-17 11:18:00] Sam Willis: I’d rather drop it on the concrete a thousand times vs dropping it in the toilet once 😂😂
[2026-06-17 11:20:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqtggjVAi8M What Happens Inside You Brain When You Form a Memory Avoid your blindspots and get every side of every story at https://...
[2026-06-17 11:20:00] Dave: Something a little different
[2026-06-17 11:21:00] Dave: This episode in particular is really good. The channel is worth keeping an eye on too because they have a lot of good content
[2026-06-17 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Ugh all I wanna do is go homeeeee and watch youtubeeeeeee
[2026-06-17 11:28:00] Sam Willis: I hate this!!!
[2026-06-17 11:28:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-17 11:28:00] Dave: I soo love that you’re finally on board 🤭
[2026-06-17 11:28:00] Dave: It’s soooo good
[2026-06-17 11:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude, I gotta talk fast cause I have a meeting but yesterday I watched this one maybe I told you about it I don't know, but anyway this it was a road rage incident between the guy who was like in his work van and off duty, police officer and the off duty police officer Came up and punched this guy in the face And then like try to make freaking excuses for it it was hilarious. The police officer looked like a total freaking idiot, but the work van had a dash cam in the front and in the back or I'm sorry like inside facing and then also outside facing so like the guy who got assaulted provided the dash cam video and they were showing it and he's like they're pulling up to the red light like right before the instant happens and he's like picking his nose. I do not need to see this and then it shows the whole freaking thing it's insane anyway I don't know what reminded me of that but I'm in the better part was the cop just in the cop was in a different jurisdiction so he didn't work for the police department that Pulled them over or you found him and was talking to him and he was. He was his whole thing about how like you know I didn't really assault him. You know he was getting me the finger like it isn't there anything I can do for him giving me the finger and being disrespectful and these police officers are like. No, like you punched him like so give somebody the finger is not the same as you punching them fucking idiot
[2026-06-17 11:34:00] Dave: Hahaha that’s hilarious that he was picking his nose
[2026-06-17 11:35:00] Dave: Yeah, the hypocrisy is real
[2026-06-17 11:59:00] Sam Willis: Can you get this audio book for me
[2026-06-17 11:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 12:01:00] Sam Willis: Thank you and you’re the best ❤️
[2026-06-17 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Why did you laugh?!?
[2026-06-17 13:01:00] Dave: What?! Nothing!
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Sam Willis: THAT’S WHY I NEED TO LEARN
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Sam Willis: if I already kept my mouth shut, I wouldn’t be asking for the book now would I
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Lol
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Sam Willis: What!!
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Dave: It’s just…
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Dave: You
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Wow
[2026-06-17 13:02:00] Dave: Keep your mouth shut?!
[2026-06-17 13:03:00] Dave: Around my cock
[2026-06-17 13:03:00] Dave: You’re actually actually good at keeping it shut…
[2026-06-17 13:03:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-17 13:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna become a mute
[2026-06-17 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-17 13:04:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-06-17 13:07:00] Dave: What is my status on teams
[2026-06-17 13:08:00] Dave: K
[2026-06-17 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Green
[2026-06-17 13:08:00] Dave: Lmk if it changes
[2026-06-17 13:13:00] Dave: Still green?
[2026-06-17 13:22:00] Dave: Nvm
[2026-06-17 13:27:00] Dave: https://www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/09f15Exn7PznYukcxCYoQuL9A#shared
[2026-06-17 13:28:00] Dave: I thought maybe you were talking about an older episode or something 😜
[2026-06-17 13:28:00] Dave: Daaaaamn.. look at you! Watching the new stuff before I even see it!
[2026-06-17 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Still green. Sorry on calls
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best!!
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Some people work around here!!
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best!!
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: Thanks anyway
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Hehe Get on my level, bitch!!!! 😂😂
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Wow
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: …for nothing
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: …for nothing
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter now…
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Hehe Get on my level, bitch!!!! 😂😂
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter now…
[2026-06-17 13:31:00] Dave: Thanks anyway
[2026-06-17 14:03:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-17 14:03:00] Sam Willis: How’s your day?
[2026-06-17 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Tell me all the things
[2026-06-17 14:26:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-06-17 14:27:00] Dave: Taking a nap
[2026-06-17 14:27:00] Dave: That’s it
[2026-06-17 14:28:00] Dave: I want to keep napping but I have a dumb meeting 🙄
[2026-06-17 14:28:00] Dave: How about you?
[2026-06-17 14:39:00] Sam Willis: What is your dumb meeting about?
[2026-06-17 14:41:00] Dave: The Taliban
[2026-06-17 14:41:00] Dave: You know.. normal stuff
[2026-06-17 14:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh wowza!
[2026-06-17 14:42:00] Dave: Actually that guy seems really nice
[2026-06-17 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, but like what is the meeting topic is it something interesting? Is it about resilience? I only have one meeting left today finally have a break and I'm gonna go to Subway and get a sandwich but most importantly I'm gonna get two chocolate chip cookies and I cannot fucking wait
[2026-06-17 14:44:00] Dave: Lucky!
[2026-06-17 14:44:00] Dave: I want cccs!!
[2026-06-17 14:44:00] Dave: Idk.. the meeting is about resilience plans or something.
[2026-06-17 14:45:00] Sam Willis: Your usage of acronyms is so random lol
[2026-06-17 14:46:00] Sam Willis: Stop it lol
[2026-06-17 14:46:00] Dave: NOT, “lick my ass”
[2026-06-17 14:46:00] Sam Willis: The sad thing is I knew exactly what lma meant lol
[2026-06-17 14:46:00] Dave: I know you lma 😛
[2026-06-17 14:46:00] Dave: Love my acronyms
[2026-06-17 14:47:00] Sam Willis: Good lawd
[2026-06-17 14:47:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-17 14:47:00] Dave: That was a bonus
[2026-06-17 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I had a one on one with Josh Barrett earlier and we were talking about some research around Genzie and he was like Yeah, so you're a Gen X are right and I was like no I'm a millennial he's like oh are you like right on the cusp? He's like you know cause my brother he was born in like 1980 1981. He's like right on the cusp, but I was like nope I was born in 88 and he was like oh OK I'm just like yeah, but you didn't know that bitch. I'm just kidding, but I can't believe that he thought I was like fucking you know almost 10 years older than I am
[2026-06-17 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, literally I have realized that whenever I am repeating back a conversation that I had every time I'm talking about someone saying something I say I was like he was like And I said every single time I don't know when other way to say it I guess I could say and I said, and he said that just doesn't seem natural is there like a third alternative? What do people say?
[2026-06-17 15:11:00] Dave: I say: I was like, he was like, and then I was like… and then sometimes I’ll throw in a “and then he said”
[2026-06-17 15:11:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-17 15:12:00] Dave: Or: so he goes…
[2026-06-17 15:26:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-17 15:26:00] Sam Willis: OK so you’re not much better than I am
[2026-06-17 15:28:00] Sam Willis: God damn people are stupid. Just spitting out bullshit slop from copilot. For fuck sake. Looking like an idiot. Goddddd
[2026-06-17 15:31:00] Dave: Who
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Like i dunno what he is doing
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Dave: It’s so dumb
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Sam Willis: But in particular, one person on my team is notorious for this. And it’s bad
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Lots of ppl
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Dave: On your team
[2026-06-17 15:32:00] Dave: Right!! Who?!
[2026-06-17 15:33:00] Sam Willis: John Richardson. You don’t know him
[2026-06-17 15:35:00] Dave: It’s so dumb
[2026-06-17 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Copilot spits out 1000 words when it only takes 100 to get to the fucking point
[2026-06-17 15:36:00] Dave: Ai writing slop for other ai to read
[2026-06-17 15:41:00] Sam Willis: It drives me NUTS
[2026-06-17 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Have to voice memo you soon about a gabby story
[2026-06-17 15:53:00] Dave: I talked to her for a while this morning
[2026-06-17 15:53:00] Dave: Eeeee!!
[2026-06-17 16:05:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVXKabRhXSQXh_U0au5JSzQ EWU Crime Storytime Welcome to EWU Crime Storytime! We're a news agency committed to delivering factual information about police procedures and local news events. Our videos aim to educate the public without bias. Our goal is to empower viewers with a clear understanding of what's happening in their communities.
[2026-06-17 16:05:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGBZFFufYgUJ56MCvfyAXfA Police Insider We provide unbiased and authentic footage of incidents captured on body cams. We believe this footage can be used as an educational guide for viewers. We only provide unique and original content that hasn’t been covered before on YouTube. The raw footage for the videos on this channel has been obtained directly from the respective Police Departments. Most incidents may require a fee ($1000/ case on average) associated with the request and take several days to process. The channel is not affiliated with any law enforcement agency. Our channel is compliant with YouTube's Fair Use Policy as our team of 25 creates a storyline and cuts down several hours of long footage to a few minutes to bring out the most educational & entertaining parts, just like other YT channels such as Midwest Safety & Code Blue Cam. Featured content is NOT intended to publicly shame, ridicule, or degrade the individuals involved or to glorify violence in any way. Best, Deep & Team
[2026-06-17 16:05:00] Dave: Not sure if you had those
[2026-06-17 16:06:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been watching quite a few of these!
[2026-06-17 16:06:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been watching quite a few of these!
[2026-06-17 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Why!!
[2026-06-17 16:07:00] Dave: Ewu is good
[2026-06-17 16:07:00] Dave: But also: fuck them
[2026-06-17 16:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I can't wait to hear the Gabby tail, but the thing that happened with you is like I watched like all their videos or lots of them and They advertise this is like But they advertise this whole join our Patreon and see uncensored content, completely unfiltered, and uncensored no edits and everything's nothing nothing's edited blah blah blah and sounds like oh that sounds cool. I'd rather yeah I'd love to see that. So I signed up and happy to pay like 799 a month or whatever it is for access to that And I watched some of the videos and I like the latest one in fact, the one that I wanted to see Uncensored version of which I'd like just watched on regular YouTube It's like that post on Patreon. I got on there and left a comment that said it was real chill. It was like you know love your content and I'm I have no intention of unsubscribing you know here, but I think you should probably note that this isn't actually uncensored like everything is completely still censored here and I got banned from their Patreon with him like. 30 seconds of posting that so I googled around it which pissed me off right so I googled it because once you band like from the picture, I can't go back to your comment So I had Google around and ended up on Reddit with a bunch of people saying the exact same thing like if you say anything Remotely negative or call out that shit isn't uncensored Then you get banned immediately, so fuck them
[2026-06-17 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Whattttt
[2026-06-17 16:20:00] Dave: Ha! It just said “get less restricted content…” on the one I’m watching
[2026-06-17 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, well that's ridiculous Like what some people suck but also, why are you recommending them to me weirdo That's so shitty people suck bitches to that pimple in my nose. It hurts so bugging badly and like OK part of it eyeball because I tried to pop it like while I'm driving. But holy fuck it hurts so fucking badly Anyway, oh no, I might need to please So I haven't and we're just like shooting shit cause we don't really we're not really talking about anything we're related and you know she has a boyfriend and he has three kids OK for nine and 11 47 and 11 something like that Anyway, but she was talking about the fact that we were talking about the long weekend and she's like yeah Brandon's coming into town with the kids live in Dallas and he has them every other weekend in Denver or maybe sometimes he does it in Dallas whatever anyway he's supposed to have them every other weekend So anyway, this long weekend, though Brandon's gonna be in Dallas, they're gonna have the kids there to Airbnb that has a pool and like you know that's gonna be this nice place and she's like you know And just like figure out you know what the kids wanna do and she's like I'm not really big the kid I just started laughing because like obviously I can relate but anyway, they may just have this whole conversation about how you know how it's so hard to date somebody with kids and how you know I just look at it as I just get to be a cool adult figure like don't try to parent. Don't try to discipline realize if they have two totally capable parents. I was telling her a little bit about like my experience as a chat and how I just went all in and we were talking about like how sometimes it's hard to find with the kids and some kids are super easy to bond with Then she informed me like he is legally divorced, but they're still actively going through court for custody bullshit because she continues to break the custody orders. She denies him his time he was supposed to have them on Easter. She literally would not open up the door. She seemed super high conflict, but then she was also like he's high conflict too with her like it's not a good situation like literally still actively going through court And I'm just thinking How are you gonna marry this man? If you like, want nothing to do with kids like I don't want my own kids either, but I also have no intentions of marrying dude and never did like that. Had the kids like and she's gonna uproot move her life to Denver. This is not looking good I mean she obviously didn't say anything about her being happier or anything like that but she sounds tired and she probably is tired and I just told her I was like like look I helped jazz through his divorce. I said I'll never do that again I said, protect your peace. You know don't get involved and I guess he was like super stressed out this last time rescheduled and it was like to reschedule time is bad timing for him, but he obviously had to make it work and his whole big fucking ordeal So anyway, it's just it's rough. What did you and her talk about oh way, speaking of YouTube she didn't ask if I watched maternal instincts yet that crazy show about the crazy bitch cut the baby out of the girl and I said girl of course I have and she's like well. I listening to a two hour podcast about it on YouTube and I'll send you the link and you get so much more details from the podcast you do in the show. So that is what I'm doing on my drive home and I'm only like literally three minutes in and I've already gotten way more information
[2026-06-17 16:28:00] Dave: Because their content IS good
[2026-06-17 16:28:00] Dave: I hate it lol
[2026-06-17 16:29:00] Dave: Lmao! What?? Not into kids??
[2026-06-17 16:30:00] Dave: wtf is she doing
[2026-06-17 16:32:00] Dave: So much YouTube
[2026-06-17 16:32:00] Sam Willis: I dunno man
[2026-06-17 16:32:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-06-17 16:33:00] Dave: Send me the link
[2026-06-17 16:33:00] Dave: I love it
[2026-06-17 16:33:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwNQclZSqpc Pathological Liar Photographs Friend’s Wedding Then Cuts Baby Out Of Her Stomach Full Show Notes: http://rottenmangopodcast.comHIRING Full-time & ...
[2026-06-17 16:35:00] Sam Willis: God damnit. Just ran over a ton of tire debris 😭😭
[2026-06-17 16:36:00] Dave: Bitch hit it a hawk?! lol
[2026-06-17 16:36:00] Dave: Oof
[2026-06-17 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?
[2026-06-17 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Taylor the crazy bitch is part of the family that owns Morton Salt!!!
[2026-06-17 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeeeee
[2026-06-17 16:47:00] Sam Willis: So the money part was real
[2026-06-17 16:47:00] Dave: Omg lol
[2026-06-17 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Bitch is insane lol
[2026-06-17 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Omg no that was a fucking lie
[2026-06-17 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Nap time ❤️
[2026-06-17 17:11:00] Dave: Yayyyy
[2026-06-17 17:12:00] Sam Willis: And no dogs. Should be a decent nap 🤞
[2026-06-17 17:12:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-06-17 17:13:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t done that in forever
[2026-06-17 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Don’t want to do that again 😭
[2026-06-17 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Omg do you ever pooch out your stomach just for funsies. Dude I look 5 months pregnant
[2026-06-17 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm maybe I’ll just sleep the rest of the night??
[2026-06-17 18:16:00] Sam Willis: A girl can dream lol
[2026-06-17 18:17:00] Dave: Fuck it
[2026-06-17 18:17:00] Dave: Give it a try
[2026-06-17 18:18:00] Sam Willis: lol. Gotta go get the dogs. And I want some ice cream 😃
[2026-06-17 18:24:00] Dave: Booo
[2026-06-17 19:32:00] Dave: Did you get the idiots from daycare? How are they doing?
[2026-06-17 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Just got home. They’re eating and then hopefully they just chill 🤞🤞
[2026-06-17 19:35:00] Sam Willis: They’re not energetic so yayyyy! lol
[2026-06-17 19:41:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing
[2026-06-17 19:45:00] Dave: I’m good
[2026-06-17 19:45:00] Dave: WANT since peanut butter cups 😒
[2026-06-17 19:45:00] Dave: Just ate a salad 🙄
[2026-06-17 19:46:00] Sam Willis: Good for you baby!!
[2026-06-17 19:46:00] Dave: Shut up 😒😩
[2026-06-17 19:55:00] Sam Willis: God some cops are such arrogant assholes
[2026-06-17 19:55:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-17 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Watching one with some FL cops and I just hate FL regardless
[2026-06-17 19:56:00] Dave: No doubt
[2026-06-17 19:58:00] Dave: Oh Florida is the worst
[2026-06-17 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Oh god I’m watching one right now about Karens and holy shit these bitches are so so so annoying
[2026-06-17 20:09:00] Sam Willis: Really babe? lol
[2026-06-17 20:09:00] Dave: I’m watching rug cleaning videos
[2026-06-17 20:10:00] Sam Willis: lol I’m trying to watch some videos but the ones with the K9s piss off my dogs lol
[2026-06-17 20:11:00] Dave: The amount of filth on some of these rugs is astounding
[2026-06-17 20:12:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-17 20:13:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgf85K79WIg Cleaning A $1 Million Persian Rug: The Biggest Challenge Yet! Cleaning A $1 Million Persian Rug: The Biggest Challenge Yet!"Eve...
[2026-06-17 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Dude yea. Like my living room rug where the dogs lay everywhere
[2026-06-17 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm This is disgusting
[2026-06-17 20:20:00] Sam Willis: At this point just throw the fucking rug away lol
[2026-06-17 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm This is disgusting
[2026-06-17 20:21:00] Sam Willis: They didn’t purposely make it this gross for purposes of the video?
[2026-06-17 20:21:00] Dave: It’s probably like 1000 years old
[2026-06-17 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Watching him hose away the dirty water into the drain is highly satisfying too lol
[2026-06-17 20:22:00] Dave: Idk. Some do. But it could also be from a flood or fire.
[2026-06-17 20:23:00] Dave: Or in India or Afghanistan they like rebuild old Toyota trucks, or raise goats on rugs like this lol
[2026-06-17 20:23:00] Sam Willis: No bueno
[2026-06-17 20:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 20:23:00] Sam Willis: No bueno
[2026-06-17 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Yea multiple tornados in the area
[2026-06-17 20:24:00] Dave: Oh shit son!!
[2026-06-17 20:25:00] Sam Willis: I just noticed the title on this. A MILLION DOLLARS?!?? The thing ain’t even pretty!!!
[2026-06-17 20:25:00] Sam Willis: I just noticed the title on this. A MILLION DOLLARS?!?? The thing ain’t even pretty!!!
[2026-06-17 20:26:00] Dave: I think it’s beautiful
[2026-06-17 20:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Ok now that I see what it actually looks like, I can see that it is quite intricate
[2026-06-17 21:13:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️
[2026-06-17 21:13:00] Dave: What guy?
[2026-06-17 21:13:00] Sam Willis: This guy has come over and knocked on my door twice. Not a fan.
[2026-06-17 21:14:00] Dave: Just some random guy?
[2026-06-17 21:14:00] Sam Willis: He came 1.5 hrs ago and then again just now
[2026-06-17 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Like at first I just figured a solicitor. But the fact he came back??
[2026-06-17 21:14:00] Dave: A solicitor?
[2026-06-17 21:15:00] Dave: Yeah, they do that
[2026-06-17 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like him.
[2026-06-17 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Both times he is singing
[2026-06-17 21:16:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-17 21:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 21:18:00] Dave: Yeah I’m sure he’s a solicitor
[2026-06-17 21:18:00] Sam Willis: I can’t tell what symbol is on his shirt
[2026-06-17 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Idiots
[2026-06-17 21:19:00] Dave: I mean… that… or a raper
[2026-06-17 21:19:00] Dave: You never use protection 🙄
[2026-06-17 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Stop it!! I don’t have protection!
[2026-06-17 21:20:00] Sam Willis: (Are we talking about sex now?) lol
[2026-06-17 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sorry. Do you WANT me to use protection?
[2026-06-17 21:21:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-17 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I’ll gut a bitch with a screwdriver
[2026-06-17 21:24:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-06-17 21:24:00] Dave: While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵
[2026-06-17 21:24:00] Sam Willis: I fucking love it!
[2026-06-17 21:24:00] Dave: While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵
[2026-06-17 21:27:00] Sam Willis: It was dumb
[2026-06-17 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Unrelated to sex but I think it was the day you were leaving and I straddled you on the couch and we were hugging-i was getting emotional!!
[2026-06-17 21:27:00] Sam Willis: I hated it
[2026-06-17 21:27:00] Sam Willis: 10/10 don’t recommend
[2026-06-17 21:29:00] Dave: I hated it too
[2026-06-17 21:29:00] Dave: Awwwee
[2026-06-17 21:30:00] Dave: But I loved having you straddle me
[2026-06-17 21:31:00] Dave: I really appreciate that
[2026-06-17 21:31:00] Dave: And I love that you let me into your space 🥰
[2026-06-17 21:31:00] Sam Willis: I always want you in my space ❤️
[2026-06-17 21:45:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby. Sweet dreams!!
[2026-06-17 21:45:00] Sam Willis: One last day of work tomorrow. 1/2 day!! WE CAN DO THIS!
[2026-06-17 21:45:00] Dave: You too!
[2026-06-17 21:45:00] Dave: OK beautiful, I’ll calling it a night
[2026-06-17 21:45:00] Dave: I love you 💕
[2026-06-17 21:46:00] Dave: We can do it!!
[2026-06-17 21:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-17 21:46:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW
The day starts with a gloomy mood as Dave struggles to get up and go to work, expressing a desire to leave his current job. Sam shares her excitement about a pending birthday celebration and discusses a recent audiotape about a road rage incident. They share a playful tone, trading jokes and teasing about their day at work. Their conversation progresses to a sexually charged midday, ending with an affectionate and tender evening.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Mood and Work
- Dave expresses his dislike for work, suggesting he doesn't love his job and dreams about leaving it. They joke about the mundane tasks of their jobs.
- Emotional Register: Frustrated, Playful
-
Noteworthy Quotes:
- "The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes."
- "I can't wait to hear your voice that's for sure."
-
Celebrations and Plans
- Sam talks about her excitement for a friend's birthday celebration and plans the details. She mentions a potential trip to Seattle but is unsure due to work commitments.
- Emotional Register: Excited, Hopeful
-
Noteworthy Quotes:
- "I can't wait to get a big ol' hug in bed from you."
- "I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful."
-
Road Rage Incident
- Sam shares a vivid story about a road rage incident involving a police officer and discusses the hypocrisy and absurdity of the situation.
- Emotional Register: Amused, Critical
- Noteworthy Quotes:
- "The police officer looked like a total freaking idiot."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- Initiator/Escalation: Dave initiates with playful teasing, which Sam reciprocates, escalating the conversation.
- Descriptions & Language: They discuss a past intimate moment where Sam straddled Dave on the couch, focusing on the emotional connection rather than explicit acts. Dave says, "I really do love cumming in you," and Sam responds with, "I fucking love it!"
- Physical Sensations: Not explicitly mentioned but implied through their expressions of longing and affection.
- Toys, Scenarios, Fantasies: None explicitly mentioned.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- Leadership & Vulnerability: Dave is more playful and teasing, while Sam shares vulnerable feelings and ideas, such as discussing a past intimate moment.
- Expressions of Love & Longing: Both express deep affection and longing for each other's presence, with Dave stating, "I love you" multiple times and Sam confessing her physical and emotional needs, such as wanting a hug.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "I can't wait to hear your voice that's for sure." — Dave, expressing longing.
- "The police officer looked like a total freaking idiot." — Sam, amused and critical.
- "I really do love cumming in you." — Dave, sexually charged.
- "I fucking love it!" — Sam, reciprocating sexual longing.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Sam’s pending trip to Seattle for a birthday celebration and the uncertainty of her work commitments.
- Their playful dynamic and expressions of love and longing are ongoing themes that will likely continue in future conversations.
MOOD MAP
Gloomy → Playful → Sexually Charged → Affectionate
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
341
190.8 more; previous daily average 150.2 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
34
14.6 more; previous daily average 19.4 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 171 · 50% | 170 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 2m 6s (n=86) | 2m 36s (n=86) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 6s (n=86). 28% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 56s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 179 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 36s (n=86). 14% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 0s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 178 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 60.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 40.0% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 52s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 127% higher than the previous daily average of 150.2 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 341 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (45), Humor (31), Frustration (20), Affection (13), Disagreement (9)
- Sam Willis: Status update (34), Frustration (29), Humor (28), Vulnerability (15), Checking in (9)
Tension and positive follow-ups
23 of 51 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (45%).
28 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 13s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 51 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
They didn’t??
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
“You don’t know how good you got it”
- Context · · Dave
“You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Society just needs to normalize everyone waking up no earlier than 9am
- Context · · Dave
Then you’d just want to sleep until 11
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
😑
- Context · · Dave
Omg just kill me please
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. Hang in there baby
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
298 of 341 messages (87.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 153 / 171 | 89.5% |
| Sam Willis | 145 / 170 | 85.3% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.79 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.71 |
| Disagreement | 0.63 |
| Emotional support | 0.73 |
| Encouragement | 0.71 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.70 |
| Frustration | 0.72 |
| Humor | 0.66 |
| Passive aggression | 0.57 |
| Planning | 0.79 |
| Request | 0.68 |
| Sexting | 0.88 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 09:21:58
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty goo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. Hang in there baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on my way to take the dogs to daycare
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good job baby
- Context · · Dave
Oh
- Context · · Dave
Look at YOU
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Good job baby
- Context · · Dave
Oh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Look at YOU
- Context · · Sam Willis
I meant to leave the house at 6. Buttt that’s hard to do when I don’t get out of bed until 530 lol
- Context · · Dave
Then wtf you piece of shit?!
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, I’m tired. And yes, I’ve had 2 monsters
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ooooh! Tell Candace I said happy bday!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Perk up! Lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok but you used to and I’m sure you were very affectionate
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thanks for putting up with me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can you get this audio book for me
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you and you’re the best ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why did you laugh?!?
- Context · · Dave
What?! Nothing!
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty goo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Detected signal · · Dave
I feel ya
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, me too
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think I’d be so disgusted lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Have you?
- Context · · Dave
Did you just?
- Context · · Dave
Right?! It’s like the worst thing that couple possibly happen to a person
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Movie with Christian. Sounds fun
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, you can lay around and watch YouTube aaaaaall evening!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So I'm still listening to Lena Dunham's memoir don't know if it's actually memoir but the audiobook that you downloaded for me forever And I just I feel bad. I wanna do some deep research after this, but like I don't know if…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol This message responded to an earlier me…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah celebrity problems seems ridiculous from the outside but in reality they’re usually more traumatized than normal people This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah celebrity problems seems ridiculous from the outside but in reality they’re usually more traumatized than normal people
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. I know. I’m not dreading it but I also just felt like it was the nice thing to do.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. I know. I’m not dreading it but I also just felt like it was the nice thing to do.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. I know. I’m not dreading it but I also just felt like it was the nice thing to do. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, I know what made me feel this way is because He we were supposed to go when we were together. We were supposed to go to Seattle this long weekend and see his friends like that was gonna be his birthday celebration and at…
- Context · · Dave
Not because of you…
- Context · · Dave
But I hear you
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Look at YOU
- Context · · Sam Willis
I meant to leave the house at 6. Buttt that’s hard to do when I don’t get out of bed until 530 lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Then wtf you piece of shit?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s 645! It’s late lol
- Context · · Dave
up and out early af
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol This message responded to an earlier me…
- Context · · Dave
Yeah celebrity problems seems ridiculous from the outside but in reality they’re usually more traumatized than normal people This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You lieeeeee
- Context · · Sam Willis
And that’s ok!
- Detected signal · · Dave
No. I’m for real.
- Context · · Dave
We don’t even sleep in the same room lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t stay married all this fvcking time and not be!
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty goo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Detected signal · · Dave
I feel ya
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
😑
- Context · · Dave
Omg just kill me please
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lol. Hang in there baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on my way to take the dogs to daycare
- Context · · Dave
Good job baby
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Ooooh! Tell Candace I said happy bday!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Perk up! Lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gave you over 6 inches
- Context · · Dave
🤭🤭🤭
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
A girl can dream lol
- Context · · Dave
Fuck it
- Detected signal · · Dave
Give it a try
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol. Gotta go get the dogs. And I want some ice cream 😃
- Context · · Dave
Booo
Excitement
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So I'm still listening to Lena Dunham's memoir don't know if it's actually memoir but the audiobook that you downloaded for me forever And I just I feel bad. I wanna do some deep research after this, but like I don't know if…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait. This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol This message responded to an earlier me…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
I soo love that you’re finally on board 🤭
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s soooo good
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, I gotta talk fast cause I have a meeting but yesterday I watched this one maybe I told you about it I don't know, but anyway this it was a road rage incident between the guy who was like in his work van and off duty, p…
Flirting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Idiots
- Context · · Dave
I mean… that… or a raper
- Detected signal · · Dave
You never use protection 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Stop it!! I don’t have protection!
- Context · · Sam Willis
(Are we talking about sex now?) lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll gut a bitch with a screwdriver
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking love it!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking love it!
- Detected signal · · Dave
While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was dumb
- Context · · Sam Willis
Unrelated to sex but I think it was the day you were leaving and I straddled you on the couch and we were hugging-i was getting emotional!!
Frustration
Showing 3 of 49 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
- Context · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
- Detected signal · · Dave
They didn’t??
- Context · · Dave
“You don’t know how good you got it”
- Context · · Dave
“You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Society just needs to normalize everyone waking up no earlier than 9am
- Context · · Dave
Then you’d just want to sleep until 11
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😑
- Context · · Dave
Omg just kill me please
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. Hang in there baby
Humor
Showing 3 of 59 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
- Context · · Dave
They didn’t??
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
- Context · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😅
- Context · · Dave
They didn’t??
- Context · · Dave
“You don’t know how good you got it”
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
- Context · · Dave
They didn’t??
- Detected signal · · Dave
“You don’t know how good you got it”
- Context · · Dave
“You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I had to wake up early then too!! For school
Passive aggression
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I sense sarcasm but that’s ok lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t. Fucking. Wait. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I think I was more mirroring your tone. Like how you said something about it being easy and you wouldn’t have to talk - as if you didn’t really want to go… but YOU suggested it in the first place lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5
- Context · · Dave
You
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wow
- Detected signal · · Dave
Keep your mouth shut?!
- Context · · Dave
Around my cock
- Context · · Dave
You’re actually actually good at keeping it shut…
Planning
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ai writing slop for other ai to read
- Context · · Sam Willis
It drives me NUTS
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Have to voice memo you soon about a gabby story
- Context · · Dave
I talked to her for a while this morning
- Context · · Dave
Eeeee!!
score 0.88 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Fuck it
- Context · · Dave
Give it a try
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
lol. Gotta go get the dogs. And I want some ice cream 😃
- Context · · Dave
Booo
- Context · · Dave
Did you get the idiots from daycare? How are they doing?
Request
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Durr… he has to since he’s a PhD. How else is everyone supposed to know? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fml
- Detected signal · · Dave
Tell it to give you some reasonable questions to ask the author This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Tell it to give you some reasonable questions to ask the author
- Context · · Dave
Just ask copilot if it’s worth a shit
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha that’s hilarious that he was picking his nose
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, the hypocrisy is real
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Can you get this audio book for me
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thank you and you’re the best ❤️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Dave
🤭
- Detected signal · · Dave
What is my status on teams
- Context · · Dave
K
- Context · · Sam Willis
Green
Sexting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wow
- Context · · Dave
Keep your mouth shut?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Around my cock
- Context · · Dave
You’re actually actually good at keeping it shut…
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna become a mute
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Dave
🤭
- Context · · Dave
What is my status on teams
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll gut a bitch with a screwdriver
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking love it!
- Context · · Dave
While we’re on the topic… I really do love cumming in you 🥵
Status update
Showing 3 of 79 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to run my car right off the fucking bridge. Hope you're having a great morning. I do not feel like going to work today here we are going to the office I slept pretty goo…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
“You don’t know how good you got it”
- Context · · Dave
“You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But I had to wake up early then too!! For school
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok maybe they did tell me 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Society just needs to normalize everyone waking up no earlier than 9am
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Omg just kill me please
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol. Hang in there baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m on my way to take the dogs to daycare
- Context · · Dave
Good job baby
- Context · · Dave
Oh
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
The only thing in the world I want right now is to be able to close my eyes lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m struggling
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I wish someone would have told me when I was a kid that being an adult was awful
- Context · · Dave
Oh man, everyone told me
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
score 0.79 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
“You’re complaining because all you had to do today was mow the yard?!”
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I had to wake up early then too!! For school
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ok maybe they did tell me 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Society just needs to normalize everyone waking up no earlier than 9am
- Context · · Dave
Then you’d just want to sleep until 11