2026-05-04
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[2026-05-04 06:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope that you slept well. I slept better than I thought that probably would even go to bed. I guess that was a little bit early. I definitely went to sleep and woke up thinking about you Oh, God like I was in bed at like quarter after nine and then Get out of bed till Till six when the lights came on, I tried to button a few times, so that was surprising usually if I go to bed that early Wake up on my own A little earlier for the alarm goes off usually So there's that, but I'm looking forward to work Rich I'll win the lottery That would be sweet So yeah, what? What's this about beta blockers? You're having summer Heart troubles Come on Kill them at the one driving normal So I've beta blocker Heart problems or are you thinking about taking a beta blocker before your interview so you have? A little more I guess I've never actually taken beta blocker before but Different stuff migraines Yeah, tell me about Sorry Another short one because I'm still Trending wake up, I think Oh my gosh I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice though I miss you. I love you. I'm looking forward to seeing you, etc. etc.. Bye You're the best too
[2026-05-04 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Happy Monday. Hope you're woke up a little bit more now it was that about two hours ago. I woke up at five. I'm like all right let's go because I have my stupid meeting at 7:15 which is normal but then the CO we put a meeting for fucking 730 for the goddamn stereo analysis. I'm just like 730 thanks it's just so annoying. Anyway But I was gonna say it's actually super cloudy today and the highest supposed to be only 80 Naturally, I'm wearing a whole ass sweater as if it was winter, but it brings me joy to think that it's winter but random question but how long does it take you from the moment you wake up and get out of bed until you leave the house in the morning for work is it like 30 minutes? Is it an hour probably not an hour it's an hour for me at least an hour. That includes like a whole bunch of taking care of dogs too. But still Anyway, OK beta blockers I don't know anything about that. What's it called pro Hypno or some shit do you know that like apparently the Kardashians like made them kind of like mainstream but no I was reading this mental health like May's mental health month or some shit and The newsletter that I read every day, one of them the morning brew anyway their article yesterday was all about mental health and yeah, apparently people take beta blockers this propanol or maybe I'm thinking of entirely wrong medicine But to To manage stress, but it sounds like it's actually doesn't manage like the mental part of the stress, which is the worst part Manages the physical symptoms I guess but it was saying like several people I've taken it before like big presentations or like before like celebrities before they hosted like an award show or whatever so then I was like do I need this? This sounds great for like public speaking shit But what does it feel like stop your fucking heart from eating I guess it stops it from racing. I don't know but the mental parts is the worst part but maybe the physical part thing makes the mental part even worse because you can feel your heart racing to the mentally your mind is racing and it's just a circle of stress and terror and anxiety. Anyway, how does one go about getting beta blockers? Sounds like it could be dangerous. What's the actual point of them you mentioned heart I guess is it? What's the actual point I feel like it's sad, but I can't remember Anyway I slept OK Christian in a terrible mood this morning And I'm just envisioning him like next week while I'm gone like he'll be all alone at the house no dogs and the kids once they leave on Wednesday he'll just be packing everything and then I think he's just gonna be really fucking sad He's just so angry though he's just such an angry, angry, angry person. I just he just feels so slide it all the. It's just kind of like really depressing and bureau. Do we work for buzzing like crazy anyway? Sorry, I yawned in your ear most of the time but yeah What else else I'm gonna try to work out tonight we'll see supper body, which should love upper body, but you know it Really hard whenever you don't have machines and you're just relying on body weight or dumbbells to really adequately work your back I feel I'm so much exercise is focused on the front like chest and such but in the back like I need something to like pull my back back it needs to be stronger so it doesn't lead for a time. Also it reminds me I wish I wasn't so broad back. Like when I did, I could exercise on whatever that was Thursday They posted the video Just looking at myself in the back, I'm like a fucking linebacker And like there's no definition What happened? I used to have a nice looking back. It's just so bro. I know it's like partly genetics for my fucking dad. This whole side of the family all very broad back. Still Anyway Get off of here I love you and it's great to hear from you and I love getting your messages first thing in the way don't feel obligated that you have to do that. OK I don't want you to like start your morning every morning like oh God, I love message this bitch like I just wanna be left alone. You don't have to message me, but I do love it. And I love you and I'll talk to you soon bye
[2026-05-04 08:23:00] Dave: Yeah, all BB do is blunt your adrenaline response.
[2026-05-04 08:24:00] Dave: It basically just calms you down when you’d normally be stressed (physical)
[2026-05-04 08:26:00] Sam Willis: I mean…sounds kind of nice lol
[2026-05-04 08:26:00] Dave: It’s hard to be around people like that. People who feel.
[2026-05-04 08:26:00] Dave: lol… broad backed
[2026-05-04 08:26:00] Sam Willis: I mean…sounds kind of nice lol
[2026-05-04 08:26:00] Dave: You’re athletic, and you look great
[2026-05-04 08:27:00] Sam Willis: But…I’m not athletic lolol
[2026-05-04 08:27:00] Sam Willis: But…I’m not athletic lolol
[2026-05-04 08:27:00] Dave: lol… the messages are an integral part of my day at this point
[2026-05-04 08:28:00] Dave: I haven’t missed one since they started with the exception of the days we’ve been together in the morning 🤭🥰🫠
[2026-05-04 08:29:00] Dave: Yes you are. You have athletic potential. Like, if you MADE yourself workout every day and started running and shit… you’d be a fucking BEAST
[2026-05-04 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This reminds me and this person put it as a compliment, but like OK you know how women who we talked about this for women who live weights like weightlifting Like how they're thicker and like they're definitely not they're definitely a one body type versus like fucking petite little skinny twat anyway So at the gym, this was like a few months ago, but one of the coaches is used to be like a competitive weightlifter and anyway she was going through a dead lift and a cold snatches. I don't know anyway, and she was like didn't you used to? Do weightlifting in high school or something to me and I'm like no I did not buy and then another person said the same thing I thought you did. I'm like no why do people think this why I pick you know why cause it's cause I'm brought back OK that's why. I don't find it to be a compliment, but thank you for not saying that I'm brought back OK Oh thank you about the messages. I I love that and you're right you haven't missed a day not one single day cause you're the best.
[2026-05-04 08:29:00] Dave: Yes you are. You have athletic potential. Like, if you MADE yourself workout every day and started running and shit… you’d be a fucking BEAST
[2026-05-04 08:30:00] Sam Willis: Self. Diagnosed. Asthma. 😝
[2026-05-04 08:31:00] Dave: It is a compliment!
[2026-05-04 08:33:00] Dave: And I think your “asthma” is actually just the normal amount of suck everyone experiences. And it gets better the more you push yourself
[2026-05-04 08:34:00] Dave: And as far as back exercises… anything where you pull is a back exercise
[2026-05-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Hard with dumbbells. Not hard. But most dumbbell exercises are focused on the lift
[2026-05-04 08:35:00] Dave: You mean focused on pushing?
[2026-05-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Like I can do reverse flys or rows. What else. Push ups.
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Dave: Push ups are chest
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Back too!!
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Back too!!
[2026-05-04 08:36:00] Dave: Well pulling is also a “lift”
[2026-05-04 08:37:00] Dave: Uh… negative
[2026-05-04 08:37:00] Dave: Uh… negative
[2026-05-04 08:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m still waiting for you to name specific exercises
[2026-05-04 08:37:00] Sam Willis: 😤😤
[2026-05-04 08:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-04 08:40:00] Dave: It’s a back exercise in the same way pull-ups are a chest exercise. Sure, you have to keep the other side tight. But the focus is pushing, which is chest and triceps.
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Dave: Any kind of row: bent over, upright, db, bb
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Dave: Pull ups, chin ups
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea but still. It’s ok. You don’t need to tell me I am right. 😜
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Dave: Battle ropes
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Dave: Kettlebell swings
[2026-05-04 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Are you sick of me yet? Lol
[2026-05-04 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I would have thought this is maybe chest and shoulders.
[2026-05-04 08:42:00] Dave: As if I HAVENT been
[2026-05-04 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Boy byeeeeee
[2026-05-04 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I would have thought this is maybe chest and shoulders.
[2026-05-04 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Boy byeeeeee
[2026-05-04 08:43:00] Dave: Never!!
[2026-05-04 08:43:00] Dave: Never!!
[2026-05-04 08:44:00] Dave: If you’re pushing something away (the ground, or weight) then it’s chest. If you’re pulling something (from the ground, or towards you) then it’s back
[2026-05-04 08:44:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm I can’t WAIT to see you!!
[2026-05-04 08:44:00] Dave: If you’re pushing something away (the ground, or weight) then it’s chest. If you’re pulling something (from the ground, or towards you) then it’s back
[2026-05-04 08:47:00] Dave: Shoulders handle movements that transition in between those plains above your head
[2026-05-04 08:53:00] Sam Willis: So then, a plank, is obviously core but also chest then?
[2026-05-04 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’m also thinking it’s your back 😂
[2026-05-04 08:54:00] Dave: It’s everything. Chest, back, shoulders, glutes, abs. But it’s a static hold so it’s a different kind of training than pushups, pull ups, etc.
[2026-05-04 08:57:00] Dave: If you want a stronger back because you feel like you’ve concentrated on chest (pushing) muscles enough to cause an imbalance, then you need to do sets/reps of pulling exercises to make those muscles grow. rather than static exercises which will make them all stronger together - as in a supportive way. Which is also great, but different than what your original complaint was.
[2026-05-04 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Okkkk. Sigh.
[2026-05-04 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Taking care of yourself is SO MUCH WORK
[2026-05-04 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby
[2026-05-04 09:20:00] Sam Willis: You know what I wanna get back into?
[2026-05-04 09:20:00] Sam Willis: Spin classes
[2026-05-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Andddd of course, Steven cancelled my 1x1 this week
[2026-05-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: 😤
[2026-05-04 09:43:00] Dave: lol, ofc he did. Bitch
[2026-05-04 09:43:00] Dave: I’ve never done a spin class
[2026-05-04 09:43:00] Dave: lol, ofc he did. Bitch
[2026-05-04 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo much better than running!!
[2026-05-04 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo much better than running!!
[2026-05-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Meanwhile…
[2026-05-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: 🤦♀️🤦♀️
[2026-05-04 10:10:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-05-04 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Does this man know nothing at all about corporate America?
[2026-05-04 10:11:00] Dave: So there’s a new boss that he has the opportunity to start over with?
[2026-05-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-04 10:11:00] Dave: And he’s like: fuck that
[2026-05-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: A new boss’s boss. Stella is his boss still. And he wants to 1. Shit talk Stella and 2. Say that he plans to leave
[2026-05-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: WHY
[2026-05-04 10:13:00] Dave: This is what I think about when I feel you being sad for him - or maybe more specifically when you feel bad about yourself for it. Not that you shouldn’t be sympathetic, but like, he doesn’t, and probably will not get it. He’s digging his own hole in these things.
[2026-05-04 10:14:00] Dave: It’s hard to articulate why you shouldn’t, in the moment, but this is kinda it…
[2026-05-04 10:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 10:18:00] Sam Willis: lol ignore the Portillo’s picture 😂
[2026-05-04 10:19:00] Sam Willis: I know what you’re saying. I think. I’ll try to articulate it in a few min lol
[2026-05-04 10:19:00] Sam Willis: I know what you’re saying. I think. I’ll try to articulate it in a few min lol
[2026-05-04 10:21:00] Dave: Well that’s good. He seems to get it.
[2026-05-04 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Sorry I'm stretching so I think what you're saying is like I shouldn't feel bad about I shouldn't feel bad about things maybe going on his life or whatever cause they're kind of of his own doing is what I think you're saying like at the end of the day he's a grown man and he doesn't know how to control his feelings Like I don't understand somebody who could be so angry like yesterday we went to the grocery store. He parked the car and he was like complaining about how other people parked or something and then we got out and he was like I know I know I'm the angriest black man that you know. And I'm thinking I don't know a whole lot of black men to begin with, but then he just kind of looked at me and I said do you really want me to answer that and he was like no But he almost wears it a little bit. He doesn't wear it like like you know a badge of honor but like he's totally aware of it and it's just like dude you're almost 50 years old. Are you so angry all the time you can feel the feelings you just don't have to like react in that way he has no cooking skills but anyway, yeah and then it's like He thinks going scorched earth is the way to go and like you can read that message from Nikki that she sent to him and it's very nice all the things that she said, but that doesn't give him leeway or the go ahead in my brain to like Act disgruntled like dude we are professionals at the end of the day in corporate America. They don't give a shit about us like, what are we doing? Also, like yesterday, he like freaked out at Quinn literally Christian was in the kitchen, making dinner had a podcast on on his phone And And was like focus on making dinner that's it and he had gloves on cause he's like handling the chicken and Quinn comes up and all Quinn said was hey dad whenever you have time I'm gonna leave this paper here. Can you sign it and Christian like blow us up at him because he has to take off his gloves. He has to then pauses his podcast to hear what Quinn saying. And and like continue to have a conversation with him and he's like what what I said he just is gonna leave this paper here for you to sign and then he like takes off his gloves, knees like listen. Don't just come in hot like that you know if you need to talk to me and I'm obviously busy you should just say hey dad do you have a minute? Don't just starting on what you need and I'm just like. What the fuck? This is what you choose to yell at your kid about that is ridiculous
[2026-05-04 10:44:00] Dave: Whoa wtfffff
[2026-05-04 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m legit sad and worried for the kids when they move out bc I think his mood is going to be even worse for awhile
[2026-05-04 10:53:00] Dave: Ok, this might sound bad. But you know I usually try not to shit talk him 🫣… You got the right idea about what I meant. But now I’m also kind of realizing that maybe it’s more (or at least also): This guy doesn’t really deserve to have you feeling bad for him - and again, especially you feeling bad about yourself for any of this. I feel like any of his misfortune has been brought. He strikes me as the exact same personality as a rabid trump supporter, but just on the opposite end of the spectrum. But still having the same shit personality traits.
[2026-05-04 10:58:00] Sam Willis: No I get it
[2026-05-04 10:58:00] Sam Willis: He’s the exact stereotype of an angry black man
[2026-05-04 10:59:00] Dave: It blows my mind that you managed to stay with him for as long as you did. No wonder you were such a mess. That’s all sooooo not your vibe
[2026-05-04 10:59:00] Dave: It isn’t just not your vibe, it’s like anti-your-vibe
[2026-05-04 11:00:00] Sam Willis: What’s my vibe?
[2026-05-04 11:00:00] Sam Willis: This? lol
[2026-05-04 11:00:00] Dave: The exact opposite of his lol
[2026-05-04 11:00:00] Dave: Sweet, understanding, compassionate..
[2026-05-04 11:02:00] Dave: Not the-problem-is-always-someone-else
[2026-05-04 11:02:00] Dave: Whatever that’s called lol
[2026-05-04 11:34:00] Sam Willis: I hate being in back to back meetings and I have to pee soooo badly. Don’t you hate that lol
[2026-05-04 11:35:00] Dave: I’m never in back to back meetings 😅🤷♂️
[2026-05-04 11:36:00] Dave: But yeah, that sucks. I guess I have experienced it on occasion 😜
[2026-05-04 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Ah. It’s THIS
[2026-05-04 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Ah. It’s THIS
[2026-05-04 11:39:00] Dave: That’s such a harsh personality trait
[2026-05-04 11:39:00] Dave: I mean, lots of people are like that.
[2026-05-04 11:39:00] Dave: But like, how does anyone be with someone like that
[2026-05-04 11:40:00] Sam Willis: And it’s not like lack of accountability. It’s just this attitude of always feeling world
[2026-05-04 11:40:00] Sam Willis: That ppl are out to get you
[2026-05-04 11:40:00] Sam Willis: That shit is so unfair
[2026-05-04 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Like total lack of healthy coping and reframing
[2026-05-04 11:41:00] Dave: I guess some people are ok with it. But I think that is my least favorite characteristic in a person
[2026-05-04 11:42:00] Dave: This is what pissed me off so bad about Emerson. Thankfully he has grown out of it
[2026-05-04 11:54:00] Sam Willis: Well I also have an extremely negative mother so maybe I was kind of used to it? But this isn’t exactly the same thing.
[2026-05-04 11:54:00] Sam Willis: Well I also have an extremely negative mother so maybe I was kind of used to it? But this isn’t exactly the same thing.
[2026-05-04 11:54:00] Sam Willis: Anywho. Thanks for listening to me rant. Like always! ❤️
[2026-05-04 11:54:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best!
[2026-05-04 11:54:00] Dave: It’s in the same category I think
[2026-05-04 12:19:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-05-04 12:19:00] Sam Willis: What’s exciting about your day? ☺️☺️
[2026-05-04 12:19:00] Dave: lol… exciting
[2026-05-04 12:19:00] Dave: That I’m getting ready to leave
[2026-05-04 12:20:00] Dave: I did get a couple things done this morning though so that was nice. I got my compliance report for third party service testing knocked out
[2026-05-04 12:20:00] Dave: Also got a KBT recovery plan coverage tracker up and running
[2026-05-04 12:21:00] Dave: Oooh I’m excited about getting home and having a chicken salad sandwich 🤪
[2026-05-04 12:22:00] Dave: I got croissant loaf bread and it’s reeeeally good
[2026-05-04 12:24:00] Sam Willis: You’re a jerk lol
[2026-05-04 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmmm
[2026-05-04 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmmm
[2026-05-04 12:24:00] Sam Willis: You’re a jerk lol
[2026-05-04 12:25:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been so productive!! You know what else you should do today??
[2026-05-04 12:25:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been so productive!! You know what else you should do today??
[2026-05-04 12:26:00] Dave: What’s that?
[2026-05-04 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Go on a run!
[2026-05-04 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Bring a dog with you!
[2026-05-04 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Bear would LOVE it!
[2026-05-04 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-04 12:28:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-04 12:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Look at this perfect weather!!
[2026-05-04 12:29:00] Sam Willis: ☺️
[2026-05-04 12:31:00] Dave: God I hate you
[2026-05-04 12:32:00] Dave: And love you 🙄😘
[2026-05-04 12:33:00] Sam Willis: I cannot wait to have hate sex with you!
[2026-05-04 12:34:00] Dave: Hahaha actually laughed out loud AND got hard at the same time
[2026-05-04 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss
[2026-05-04 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-05-04 12:35:00] Sam Willis: I’m seriously so so excited to have sex with you again
[2026-05-04 12:58:00] Dave: Omg me tooooo 🥵
[2026-05-04 12:59:00] Dave: We have an actual list to attend to this time 😈😏
[2026-05-04 13:07:00] Sam Willis: It’s a quite lengthy list
[2026-05-04 13:07:00] Sam Willis: I am going to be quite sore 😂
[2026-05-04 13:07:00] Dave: I mean… if you aren’t up for it…
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m up for it!!!
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Are YOU up for it?!?!
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Dave: I think you know I am 😏
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Dave: Also:
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Sam Willis: 🤤
[2026-05-04 13:21:00] Dave: HATE HATE HATE HATE
[2026-05-04 13:22:00] Sam Willis: ARE YOU RUNNING?!?
[2026-05-04 13:22:00] Dave: I went for a quick run about the block
[2026-05-04 13:22:00] Sam Willis: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
[2026-05-04 13:22:00] Dave: Tracker shut off half way though
[2026-05-04 13:22:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Dave: Literally the only reason I did it 🥰
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Do you feel amazing?
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Dave: I feel… meh 😒
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Dave: Literally the only reason I did it 🥰
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Now you will really enjoy that croissant thingy lol
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Dave: I feel… meh 😒
[2026-05-04 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Oh you know you are happy you did it
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Dave: Fine
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Dave: Shut up
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Dave: I’m happy
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Love you
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Sam Willis: 😍
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Sam Willis: And the most sexy 😍
[2026-05-04 13:24:00] Dave: You are, baby 😘
[2026-05-04 13:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna try to take my broad back to the gym tonight 😭
[2026-05-04 13:25:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-04 13:26:00] Dave: I can’t wait till that broad back is bent over in front of me 😏
[2026-05-04 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Man, it’s so hard to keep my back up straight when I have this huge chest….
[2026-05-04 13:26:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-04 13:27:00] Sam Willis: lol for real, I feel awful for women with huge boobs bc that shit would/does absolutely hurt your back
[2026-05-04 13:27:00] Dave: Tell me about it! This huge dick is probably why I had hip problems 😂
[2026-05-04 13:44:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-05-04 13:44:00] Sam Willis: EXACTLY!!!!
[2026-05-04 13:44:00] Sam Willis: You so get it!!
[2026-05-04 13:44:00] Sam Willis: The struggle is REAL!!!
[2026-05-04 13:45:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-05-04 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh boy so I told you about Quinn's suspected bulimia well Christian found him a therapist and called her today like for the first time to get set up and they have an appointment today at two. It's virtual to do like an intake like an initial intake. So Christian just signed him up and he's at school so he has no idea and he gets out of school in nine minutes and he's gonna find out his surprise. Remember how I told you I was gonna find you a therapist yeah you're gonna talk to one in two hours. Like I don't think that's gonna go well at all, and I guess Christian had to call Emily to get her permission because you know they coparent whatever And Emily was like you need to go about this the right way you can't come in hot you can't come and angry blah blah like this is very sensitive like you need to let him do this like on his own terms and he called me to basically Complain about her like like she's saying these things like no dub blah blah blah blah you know trying to like control what I do and I was like dude maybe her delivery wasn't great but I totally get what she saying. I'm like this is super sensitive and you don't know how to handle it and neither does she neither do I like. Disordered eating is a big deal and it's very delicate how you approach it so he can't go in feeling like shame he can't go in feeling like this is a form of discipline for him like this is about way more than just wanting to lose weight. this is like there's something seriously mental going on. And yeah, I'm like and this is being sprung on him and he is not going to like that and also I just know how Christian is he brought it up to him yesterday Literally oh my God, I've never tell you this, but Quinn was eating. I came back like several times to have more leftovers of the chicken sliders and Christian just cause he has no idea how to talk to people. He was like ask Quinn was like walking away Christians like Quinn. Don't overheat I don't want you to be throwing this up later tonight. He's like because I know that that's something that you've been doing and I don't want you to throw any of it up. And just like OK well I'm not gonna throw it up that blah blah, and like just the way that he said it was not a place of like love or concern. It was a place of like parenting reprimanding. Anyway, all this is this is not going to go well and this is gonna be like a night from hell
[2026-05-04 13:56:00] Dave: Ok… come in hot… isn’t that what he literally told Quinn last night about something TINY??
[2026-05-04 13:58:00] Dave: Oh lawd
[2026-05-04 13:58:00] Sam Willis: Christian’s POV with Emily is that she has all these opinions yet never sets him up with drs, therapists, etc. he always does all that so he gets pissed at her when she’s doing fuck all. Which I GET but still.
[2026-05-04 13:58:00] Dave: Oh lawd
[2026-05-04 14:03:00] Sam Willis: This is going to be a mess
[2026-05-04 14:03:00] Dave: Oh I’m sure
[2026-05-04 14:12:00] Dave: Uuuuuugh
[2026-05-04 14:13:00] Dave: Now I have self diagnosed asthma
[2026-05-04 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Oh no!!!
[2026-05-04 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Why do you say that??
[2026-05-04 14:18:00] Dave: Because I’m a little cough-y after my run 🤪
[2026-05-04 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Sorry love lol
[2026-05-04 14:18:00] Sam Willis: But WORTH IT
[2026-05-04 14:18:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-05-04 14:20:00] Dave: Hahaha, yeah
[2026-05-04 14:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 14:33:00] Dave: 😐
[2026-05-04 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know what to say. That’s not the right answer either
[2026-05-04 14:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so part of me is like it's the parents responsibility to facilitate this in a way that helps their kid not Decline treatment because you can't like I mean, you can't let that be an answer kind of And but another part of me also understands how much of a pain in the ass it is take it a kid to do therapy that doesn't wanna do therapy because I don't know if you remember, but we had this whole thing with Emerson trying to get him to therapy for like I want to say years, but I don't know if it was actually that long If you don't remember that, would you probably will remember is that once we finally got him to do it? They've completely broke our trust and like reported him to all of us to social services or some shit nothing ever came out but still like that was the first experience, but that's regardless of that experience back to like getting them to do it like you gotta not Springing on them Like after school with you know an hour or two notice you know like I think that is where that Situation failed in this scenario But again, you know, I don't know either of them so Take that for what you will
[2026-05-04 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Like of COURSE he’s going to decline treatment
[2026-05-04 14:39:00] Sam Willis: I remember with Emerson
[2026-05-04 14:39:00] Sam Willis: And then that therapist was a fucking bitch
[2026-05-04 14:39:00] Sam Willis: You were LIVID
[2026-05-04 14:40:00] Dave: Yeah, you remember
[2026-05-04 14:40:00] Sam Willis: you were sooooo mad. I so remember 😅
[2026-05-04 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Right???
[2026-05-04 14:40:00] Sam Willis: He’s making so many mistakes 🤦♀️ he’s trying but it’s not working
[2026-05-04 14:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I get frustrated though too because I guess Emily had said like he had confided in her that yes he does have a problem. He didn't like elaborate but anyway, the fact that he even confided in her, he's obviously more comfortable telling her things and he is telling Christian, which nobody can blame him I mean, except maybe Christian but like then she should do something. You know what I mean and I said that to Christian, I said didn't like maybe she can help facilitate something I mean. She doesn't though cause I'm not a big fricking fan of her but anyway whatever it's it's also not my thing I don't know man also like he doesn't do any sort of like research like even just googling like how do I approach my teenage kid that may have anything disorder like I don't know I feel like knowledge is power. He just like goes in blind, you know, and I just feel like you could kind of study up a little bit on how to handle these situations.
[2026-05-04 14:48:00] Dave: Yeah, going in blind… 🤦♂️
[2026-05-04 14:50:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-04 15:56:00] Sam Willis: My brain is toast
[2026-05-04 15:56:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-05-04 15:56:00] Dave: Why? Besides all the shit with Christian lol
[2026-05-04 15:57:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been working on making a case to retire the insider standard. You have to go and map it to somewhere else where it’s covered. Or say that it’s more procedural. Or whatever the fuck
[2026-05-04 15:58:00] Sam Willis: I just sent it to Maria and was like please review bc I can’t look at it anymore. Lorddddd
[2026-05-04 15:58:00] Sam Willis: I tried to use copilot. I mean it gave me some stuff but not really
[2026-05-04 15:58:00] Sam Willis: It can’t map worth a shit lol
[2026-05-04 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh I’m tired. The Quinn stuff has me all upset. This sounds REALLY fucking awful, but I just…don’t want to care.
[2026-05-04 16:00:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to be around the stress and drama and anger
[2026-05-04 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Maybe this is highlighting my own control issues?? Like, bc it’s something I can’t control/fix, so I don’t want to deal.
[2026-05-04 16:06:00] Dave: It’s a hugely stressful, draining force in your life that doesn’t HAVE to be there. They aren’t your kids. You don’t want to say that out loud but it’s true and there’s nothing wrong with that. That’s why you don’t have kids lol. Because they’re a pain. Christian himself has caused you years of being uncomfortable in your own house. You’ve had all you can handle. You had it a long time ago. Stress, drama, and anger. The good news though, is that you’re almost on the other side of it! Just hang in there another couple weeks!
[2026-05-04 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Do you want to check in today?
[2026-05-04 16:06:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-05-04 16:07:00] Dave: Bitch, of course I do 😘😘😘
[2026-05-04 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-04 16:07:00] Sam Willis: lol ❤️
[2026-05-04 16:08:00] Dave: Jesus… you got your hmphs on a hotkey or something?
[2026-05-04 16:08:00] Dave: I can’t even get my follow-ups out…
[2026-05-04 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I thought you were going to let it play out for a minute!!
[2026-05-04 16:09:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-04 16:09:00] Dave: Not that one
[2026-05-04 16:09:00] Dave: I’ll only play around so much with check-ins 😅🥰
[2026-05-04 16:10:00] Dave: When you leaving?
[2026-05-04 16:10:00] Sam Willis: God. I dunno how much longer I can make it lol
[2026-05-04 16:11:00] Sam Willis: When do you have time to chat?
[2026-05-04 16:11:00] Dave: Any time
[2026-05-04 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Going to try to make it like maybe 20-30 more min
[2026-05-04 16:11:00] Dave: Just enough time for me take a nap 🤭
[2026-05-04 16:12:00] Dave: Greyson has a band concert tonight
[2026-05-04 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Ahh! OK go get a nap in. Text me when you wake up.
[2026-05-04 16:13:00] Dave: So I get to go watch all the piece of shit asshole parents leave when their dumbass kids are done.
[2026-05-04 16:45:00] Dave: Whatcha up to now?
[2026-05-04 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Walking to my car
[2026-05-04 16:47:00] Dave: Call me when you’re ready 😊
[2026-05-04 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Gingers adopter that had the stroke? She’s only 39!!! 🤯
[2026-05-04 18:01:00] Dave: That’s scary bro
[2026-05-04 18:03:00] Sam Willis: And I’m just over here eating cereal every morning and chocolate milk every night like an ASSHOLE
[2026-05-04 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Geesh
[2026-05-04 18:04:00] Dave: Total asshole
[2026-05-04 18:04:00] Dave: I’m going to eat cheesecake tonight
[2026-05-04 18:05:00] Sam Willis: DOUBLE asshole!! 😂
[2026-05-04 21:01:00] Sam Willis: I temporarily forgot I have this nose and I have decided that it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t unsee it!
[2026-05-04 21:14:00] Dave: It’s not ugly at all baby
[2026-05-04 21:15:00] Dave: Everything about you is gorgeous 😍
[2026-05-04 21:15:00] Dave: Ugh.. just got home 🙄
[2026-05-04 21:15:00] Dave: Got chic fil a salad though 😁
[2026-05-04 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Geesh I was wondering if you were still alive!!
[2026-05-04 21:44:00] Dave: Hahaha, barely
[2026-05-04 21:44:00] Dave: How’s your evening going?
[2026-05-04 21:44:00] Dave: Oh and how was the workout?
[2026-05-04 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha ummmm confession
[2026-05-04 21:44:00] Sam Willis: So the first time I saw you on camera 4 years ago…after we started talking….
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Sam Willis: I took a pic of you and sent it to Candace so I could tell her how hott you are
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Sam Willis: And I just opened up Google Photos…
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha YASSSSSSS
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-05-04 21:45:00] Sam Willis: mmmmmm I want to make out with you sooooo badly!!! lol
[2026-05-04 21:46:00] Sam Willis: You sexy sexy man
[2026-05-04 21:46:00] Dave: Mmmmmm omg I can’t wait to kiss your lips
[2026-05-04 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Workout kicked my ass. I am sooooo sore. Then walked the dogs after. I could fall asleep at any time 😅
[2026-05-04 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Workout kicked my ass. I am sooooo sore. Then walked the dogs after. I could fall asleep at any time 😅
[2026-05-04 21:47:00] Dave: Nice!
[2026-05-04 21:47:00] Sam Willis: How was the concert?
[2026-05-04 21:47:00] Dave: Boring
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Yea not surprised
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Dave: And it was 2 hours… not 1 like I expected
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Ooof
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Sam Willis: 2 hrs is so long!!!
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Dave: It really is
[2026-05-04 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Ppl got shit to do!
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Like 2 hrs is legit a movie
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Dave: At least it was the last concert this year
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Sam Willis: True
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Wait. Is he about to go into freshman year?
[2026-05-04 21:49:00] Sam Willis: I can’t remember
[2026-05-04 21:50:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-04 21:50:00] Sam Willis: So same age as Kai. Does he have a whole 8th grade promotion ceremony?
[2026-05-04 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Kai asked me to still go to hers. It’s on a Wednesday. At 1pm!! How dumb
[2026-05-04 21:51:00] Dave: I don’t know
[2026-05-04 21:51:00] Dave: I hope not
[2026-05-04 21:51:00] Dave: Yeah wtf
[2026-05-04 21:52:00] Sam Willis: He probably does. Most 8th graders do that ya know 😝
[2026-05-04 21:52:00] Dave: Lame
[2026-05-04 21:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-04 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow I’ll tell you about my brothers 8th grade graduation. I’ve probably told you the story before lol
[2026-05-04 21:53:00] Dave: How has the vibe at home been?
[2026-05-04 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Actually not bad. But I’ve like barely been around between the gym, dog walks, showering, etc lol
[2026-05-04 21:54:00] Sam Willis: How’s the vibe been at your home?? 😜
[2026-05-04 21:55:00] Dave: Fine. Just the usual. I haven’t really talked for a few hours
[2026-05-04 22:01:00] Dave: Well, sweetipie, sorry my night got cut so short. But I gotta get to bed 😅
[2026-05-04 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Totally understand baby. I hope you sleep well! I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow ❤️
[2026-05-04 22:03:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to talk to you. Miss you and love you so much
[2026-05-04 22:03:00] Dave: NN Princess
[2026-05-04 22:03:00] Sam Willis: 💕💕
[2026-05-04 22:03:00] Sam Willis: I love you
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DAY OVERVIEW Monday was a mix of playful teasing, emotional vulnerability, and sexual longing, with a significant focus on Sam's complex family dynamics and her ex-husband, Christian, whose anger and actions are causing stress. Dave offers support and insights, while also engaging in their playful and flirtatious banter, including exciting plans for their upcoming physical reunion. The day ends on a tender note with both expressing their love and longing for each other.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Work and Compliance - Dave: Discusses his work tasks, including a compliance report and a KBT recovery plan, expressing excitement for his day's productivity. - Emotional register: Satisfied, enthusiastic.
- Morning Routines and Sleep
- Dave: Talks about his early bedtime and feeling refreshed.
- Sam: Describes her early morning wake-up for meetings.
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Emotional register: General, slightly grumpy.
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Beta Blockers and Stress Management
- Discuss the use of beta blockers for stress management, with Dave explaining their physical calming effects.
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Emotional register: Informative, curious.
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Christian’s Behavior and Its Impact
- Sam: Expresses concern and anger over Christian's aggressive and unhelpful behavior, including his handling of his son Quinn's suspected bulimia and his general anger issues.
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Emotional register: Frustrated, worried, and sad.
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Exercise and Fitness Goals
- Sam: Discusses her desire to strengthen her back, specifying challenges with bodyweight and dumbbell exercises.
- Dave: Suggests various back exercises, emphasizing the importance of 'pulling' for back strength.
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Emotional register: Determined, self-critical.
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Family Dynamics and Support
- Sam: Talks about the dynamics between Christian, Emily, and their children, Quinn and Kai, especially regarding therapy for Quinn.
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Emotional register: Emotionally invested, concerned.
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Personal Reflections and Growth
- Sam: Reflects on her own emotional response to Christian's behavior, recognizing her limits and the impact of his personality on her well-being.
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Emotional register: Self-aware, determined.
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Future Plans for Reunion
- Both: Discuss their excitement for an upcoming physical reunion, highlighting their anticipation and sexual longing.
- Emotional register: Excited, teasing, affectionate.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam and Dave express their excitement and anticipation for their upcoming physical reunion, teasing each other with plans and fantasies. They discuss a 'list' of sexual activities they wish to attend to, with Sam hinting at being 'quite sore' afterward. Dave also mentions feeling a physical sensation (hard) upon receiving a message from Sam. They exchange playful and suggestive language, with Dave noting he laughed and got hard at the same time.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave takes a supportive role, offering insights and advice, particularly concerning Sam's family issues. Sam often leads in discussing personal and emotional topics, showing vulnerability, while Dave follows with encouragement and understanding. They tease each other playfully, indicating a balanced and affectionate dynamic. Dave dominates the conversation in terms of offering solutions and advice. There's a clear expression of love and longing, with both missing each other and looking forward to their reunion.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can’t wait to have sex with you again" — Sam, expressing her anticipation and desire. - "HATE HATE HATE HATE" — Dave, teasingly referring to their sexual list, showing their playful dynamic. - "Now I have self diagnosed asthma" — Dave, humorously referring to his cough after a run, indicating their light-hearted communication. - "This is going to be a mess" — Sam, regarding her ex-husband's approach to Quinn's therapy, showing her frustration. - "I got croissant loaf bread and it’s reeeeally good" — Dave, casually sharing a detail about his day, showing their everyday, relatable conversations. - "I don’t want to care" — Sam, expressing her emotional exhaustion and need to detach from family drama. - "I got chic fil a salad" — Dave, updating on his dinner, showing their casual and everyday conversations. - "We have an actual list to attend to this time" — Dave, referring to their list of sexual activities, showing their playful and anticipatory mood.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The unresolved tension and concern regarding Christian's behavior and its impact on the family, especially Quinn. - The anticipation and plans for their upcoming physical reunion, including their detailed 'list' of activities. - The emotional and physical stresses Sam faces, potentially affecting their interactions. - The playful and affectionate banter, suggesting a continuation of their light-hearted and teasing dynamic.
MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Emotionally supportive → Tender and affectionate → Playful and sexually charged → Reflective and loving → Playful and teasing again
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
322
14 fewer; previous average 335.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
30
1 fewer; previous average 31.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 147 · 46% | 175 · 54% |
| Average reply time | 1m 46s | 2m 17s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 1 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 43% shorter; previous average 3m 5s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 16% longer; previous average 1m 59s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Average session duration: 6m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Dave's average reply time: 43% shorter; previous average 3m 5s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Messages per hour, in America/Chicago.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 322 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (53), Humor (20), Emotional support (14), Frustration (14), Affection (12)
- Sam Willis: Status update (49), Frustration (20), Humor (20), Affection (14), Checking in (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
18 of 34 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (53%).
16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 23s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
298 of 322 messages (92.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 137 / 147 | 93.2% |
| Sam Willis | 161 / 175 | 92.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.75 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.73 |
| Encouragement | 0.80 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.81 |
| Frustration | 0.67 |
| Humor | 0.73 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.69 |
| Request | 0.75 |
| Sexting | 0.87 |
| Status update | 0.61 |
| Unmet need | 0.60 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-13 07:39:44
- Schema: 1.3.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
26 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.82
[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Totally understand baby. I hope you sleep well! I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Dave
And I can’t wait to talk to you. Miss you and love you so much
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:15:00 PM] Dave
Everything about you is gorgeous 😍
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Dave
You are, baby 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 06:34:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope that you slept well. I slept better than I thought that probably would even go to bed. I guess that was a little bit early. I definitely went to sleep and woke up thinking about you Oh, God like I was in bed at like quarter after nine and then Get out of bed till Till six when the lights came on, I tried to button a few times, so that was surprising usually if I go to bed that early Wake up on my own A little earlier for the alarm goes off usually So there's that, but I'm looking forward to work Rich I'll win the lottery That would be sweet So yeah, what? What's this about beta blockers? You're having summer Heart troubles Come on Kill them at the one driving normal So I've beta blocker Heart problems or are you thinking about taking a beta blocker before your interview so you have? A little more I guess I've never actually taken beta blocker before but Different stuff migraines Yeah, tell me about Sorry Another short one because I'm still Trending wake up, I think Oh my gosh I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice though I miss you. I love you. I'm looking forward to seeing you, etc. etc.. Bye You're the best too
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
💕💕
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
Are you sick of me yet? Lol
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Mmmmmm omg I can’t wait to kiss your lips
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:14:00 PM] Dave
It’s not ugly at all baby
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol ❤️
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:47:00 PM] Dave
Call me when you’re ready 😊
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
mmmmmm I want to make out with you sooooo badly!!! lol
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 11:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’re the best!
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Happy Monday. Hope you're woke up a little bit more now it was that about two hours ago. I woke up at five. I'm like all right let's go because I have my stupid meeting at 7:15 which is normal but then the CO we put a meeting for fucking 730 for the goddamn stereo analysis. I'm just like 730 thanks it's just so annoying. Anyway But I was gonna say it's actually super cloudy today and the highest supposed to be only 80 Naturally, I'm wearing a whole ass sweater as if it was winter, but it brings me joy to think that it's winter but random question but how long does it take you from the moment you wake up and get out of bed until you leave the house in the morning for work is it like 30 minutes? Is it an hour probably not an hour it's an hour for me at least an hour. That includes like a whole bunch of taking care of dogs too. But still Anyway, OK beta blockers I don't know anything about that. What's it called pro Hypno or some shit do you know that like apparently the Kardashians like made them kind of like mainstream but no I was reading this mental health like May's mental health month or some shit and The newsletter that I read every day, one of them the morning brew anyway their article yesterday was all about mental health and yeah, apparently people take beta blockers this propanol or maybe I'm thinking of entirely wrong medicine But to To manage stress, but it sounds like it's actually doesn't manage like the mental part of the stress, which is the worst part Manages the physical symptoms I guess but it was saying like several people I've taken it before like big presentations or like before like celebrities before they hosted like an award show or whatever so then I was like do I need this? This sounds great for like public speaking shit But what does it feel like stop your fucking heart from eating I guess it stops it from racing. I don't know but the mental parts is the worst part but maybe the physical part thing makes the mental part even worse because you can feel your heart racing to the mentally your mind is racing and it's just a circle of stress and terror and anxiety. Anyway, how does one go about getting beta blockers? Sounds like it could be dangerous. What's the actual point of them you mentioned heart I guess is it? What's the actual point I feel like it's sad, but I can't remember Anyway I slept OK Christian in a terrible mood this morning And I'm just envisioning him like next week while I'm gone like he'll be all alone at the house no dogs and the kids once they leave on Wednesday he'll just be packing everything up by himself and then I think he's just gonna be really fucking sad He's just so angry though he's just such an angry, angry, angry person. I just he just feels so slide it all the time by life. It's just kind of like really depressing and bureau. Do we work for buzzing like crazy anyway? Sorry, I yawned in your ear most of the time but yeah What else else I'm gonna try to work out tonight we'll see supper body, which should love upper body, but you know it Really hard whenever you don't have machines and you're just relying on body weight or dumbbells to really adequately work your back I feel I'm so much exercise is focused on the front like chest and such but in the back like I need something to like pull my back back it needs to be stronger so it doesn't lead for a time. Also it reminds me I wish I wasn't so broad back. Like when I did, I could exercise on whatever that was Thursday They posted the video Just looking at myself in the back, I'm like a fucking linebacker And like there's no definition What happened? I used to have a nice looking back. It's just so bro. I know it's like partly genetics for my fucking dad. This whole side of the family all very broad back. Still Anyway Get off of here I love you and it's great to hear from you and I love getting your messages first thing in the morning by the way don't feel obligated that you have to do that. OK I don't want you to like start your morning every morning like oh God, I love message this bitch like I just wanna be left alone. You don't have to message me, but I do love it. And I love you and I'll talk to you soon bye
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Dave
NN Princess
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Dave
Literally the only reason I did it 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
I took a pic of you and sent it to Candace so I could tell her how hott you are
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Dave
Literally the only reason I did it 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 11:00:00 AM] Dave
Sweet, understanding, compassionate..
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 12:32:00 PM] Dave
And love you 🙄😘
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmm I can’t WAIT to see you!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sorry love lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Back too!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Back too!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Appreciation
8 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78
[2026-05-04 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
Thanks baby
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 11:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Anywho. Thanks for listening to me rant. Like always! ❤️
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: This reminds me and this person put it as a compliment, but like OK you know how women who we talked about this for women who live weights like weightlifting Like how they're thicker and like they're definitely not they're definitely a one body type versus like fucking petite little skinny twat anyway So at the gym, this was like a few months ago, but one of the coaches is used to be like a competitive weightlifter and anyway she was going through a dead lift and a cold snatches. I don't know anyway, and she was like didn't you used to? Do weightlifting in high school or something to me and I'm like no I did not buy and then another person said the same thing I thought you did. I'm like no why do people think this why I pick you know why cause it's cause I'm brought back OK that's why. I don't find it to be a compliment, but thank you for not saying that I'm brought back OK Oh thank you about the messages. I I love that and you're right you haven't missed a day not one single day cause you're the best.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re the best
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:31:00 AM] Dave
It is a compliment!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
You so get it!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:27:00 AM] Dave
lol… the messages are an integral part of my day at this point
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Look at this perfect weather!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Boundary setting
1 qualifying messages with boundary_setting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.60
[2026-05-04 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to be around the stress and drama and anger
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Checking in
20 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71
[2026-05-04 09:53:00 PM] Dave
How has the vibe at home been?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
How’s the vibe been at your home?? 😜
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Dave
I feel… meh 😒
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:10:00 PM] Dave
When you leaving?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you feel amazing?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-04 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Geesh I was wondering if you were still alive!!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian’s POV with Emily is that she has all these opinions yet never sets him up with drs, therapists, etc. he always does all that so he gets pissed at her when she’s doing fuck all. Which I GET but still.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:45:00 PM] Dave
Whatcha up to now?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Happy Monday. Hope you're woke up a little bit more now it was that about two hours ago. I woke up at five. I'm like all right let's go because I have my stupid meeting at 7:15 which is normal but then the CO we put a meeting for fucking 730 for the goddamn stereo analysis. I'm just like 730 thanks it's just so annoying. Anyway But I was gonna say it's actually super cloudy today and the highest supposed to be only 80 Naturally, I'm wearing a whole ass sweater as if it was winter, but it brings me joy to think that it's winter but random question but how long does it take you from the moment you wake up and get out of bed until you leave the house in the morning for work is it like 30 minutes? Is it an hour probably not an hour it's an hour for me at least an hour. That includes like a whole bunch of taking care of dogs too. But still Anyway, OK beta blockers I don't know anything about that. What's it called pro Hypno or some shit do you know that like apparently the Kardashians like made them kind of like mainstream but no I was reading this mental health like May's mental health month or some shit and The newsletter that I read every day, one of them the morning brew anyway their article yesterday was all about mental health and yeah, apparently people take beta blockers this propanol or maybe I'm thinking of entirely wrong medicine But to To manage stress, but it sounds like it's actually doesn't manage like the mental part of the stress, which is the worst part Manages the physical symptoms I guess but it was saying like several people I've taken it before like big presentations or like before like celebrities before they hosted like an award show or whatever so then I was like do I need this? This sounds great for like public speaking shit But what does it feel like stop your fucking heart from eating I guess it stops it from racing. I don't know but the mental parts is the worst part but maybe the physical part thing makes the mental part even worse because you can feel your heart racing to the mentally your mind is racing and it's just a circle of stress and terror and anxiety. Anyway, how does one go about getting beta blockers? Sounds like it could be dangerous. What's the actual point of them you mentioned heart I guess is it? What's the actual point I feel like it's sad, but I can't remember Anyway I slept OK Christian in a terrible mood this morning And I'm just envisioning him like next week while I'm gone like he'll be all alone at the house no dogs and the kids once they leave on Wednesday he'll just be packing everything up by himself and then I think he's just gonna be really fucking sad He's just so angry though he's just such an angry, angry, angry person. I just he just feels so slide it all the time by life. It's just kind of like really depressing and bureau. Do we work for buzzing like crazy anyway? Sorry, I yawned in your ear most of the time but yeah What else else I'm gonna try to work out tonight we'll see supper body, which should love upper body, but you know it Really hard whenever you don't have machines and you're just relying on body weight or dumbbells to really adequately work your back I feel I'm so much exercise is focused on the front like chest and such but in the back like I need something to like pull my back back it needs to be stronger so it doesn't lead for a time. Also it reminds me I wish I wasn't so broad back. Like when I did, I could exercise on whatever that was Thursday They posted the video Just looking at myself in the back, I'm like a fucking linebacker And like there's no definition What happened? I used to have a nice looking back. It's just so bro. I know it's like partly genetics for my fucking dad. This whole side of the family all very broad back. Still Anyway Get off of here I love you and it's great to hear from you and I love getting your messages first thing in the morning by the way don't feel obligated that you have to do that. OK I don't want you to like start your morning every morning like oh God, I love message this bitch like I just wanna be left alone. You don't have to message me, but I do love it. And I love you and I'll talk to you soon bye
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why do you say that??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:07:00 PM] Dave
I mean… if you aren’t up for it…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 11:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
What’s my vibe?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:44:00 PM] Dave
How’s your evening going?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 06:34:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope that you slept well. I slept better than I thought that probably would even go to bed. I guess that was a little bit early. I definitely went to sleep and woke up thinking about you Oh, God like I was in bed at like quarter after nine and then Get out of bed till Till six when the lights came on, I tried to button a few times, so that was surprising usually if I go to bed that early Wake up on my own A little earlier for the alarm goes off usually So there's that, but I'm looking forward to work Rich I'll win the lottery That would be sweet So yeah, what? What's this about beta blockers? You're having summer Heart troubles Come on Kill them at the one driving normal So I've beta blocker Heart problems or are you thinking about taking a beta blocker before your interview so you have? A little more I guess I've never actually taken beta blocker before but Different stuff migraines Yeah, tell me about Sorry Another short one because I'm still Trending wake up, I think Oh my gosh I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice though I miss you. I love you. I'm looking forward to seeing you, etc. etc.. Bye You're the best too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 06:01:00 PM] Dave
That’s scary bro
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 10:19:00 AM] Sam Willis
I know what you’re saying. I think. I’ll try to articulate it in a few min lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right???
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you want to check in today?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:19:00 AM] Sam Willis
I know what you’re saying. I think. I’ll try to articulate it in a few min lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
Meanwhile…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Deep sharing
6 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.75
[2026-05-04 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Sorry I'm stretching so I think what you're saying is like I shouldn't feel bad about I shouldn't feel bad about things maybe going on his life or whatever cause they're kind of of his own doing is what I think you're saying like at the end of the day he's a grown man and he doesn't know how to control his feelings Like I don't understand somebody who could be so angry like yesterday we went to the grocery store. He parked the car and he was like complaining about how other people parked or something and then we got out and he was like I know I know I'm the angriest black man that you know. And I'm thinking I don't know a whole lot of black men to begin with, but then he just kind of looked at me and I said do you really want me to answer that and he was like no But he almost wears it a little bit. He doesn't wear it like like you know a badge of honor but like he's totally aware of it and it's just like dude you're almost 50 years old. Are you so angry all the time you can feel the feelings you just don't have to like react in that way he has no cooking skills but anyway, yeah and then it's like He thinks going scorched earth is the way to go and like you can read that message from Nikki that she sent to him and it's very nice all the things that she said, but that doesn't give him leeway or the go ahead in my brain to like Act disgruntled like dude we are professionals at the end of the day in corporate America. They don't give a shit about us like, what are we doing? Also, like yesterday, he like freaked out at Quinn literally Christian was in the kitchen, making dinner had a podcast on on his phone And And was like focus on making dinner that's it and he had gloves on cause he's like handling the chicken and Quinn comes up and all Quinn said was hey dad whenever you have time I'm gonna leave this paper here. Can you sign it and Christian like blow us up at him because he has to take off his gloves. He has to then pauses his podcast to hear what Quinn saying. And and like continue to have a conversation with him and he's like what what I said he just is gonna leave this paper here for you to sign and then he like takes off his gloves, knees like listen. Don't just come in hot like that you know if you need to talk to me and I'm obviously busy you should just say hey dad do you have a minute? Don't just starting on what you need and I'm just like. What the fuck? This is what you choose to yell at your kid about that is ridiculous
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:36:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so part of me is like it's the parents responsibility to facilitate this in a way that helps their kid not Decline treatment because you can't like I mean, you can't let that be an answer kind of And but another part of me also understands how much of a pain in the ass it is take it a kid to do therapy that doesn't wanna do therapy because I don't know if you remember, but we had this whole thing with Emerson trying to get him to therapy for like I want to say years, but I don't know if it was actually that long If you don't remember that, would you probably will remember is that once we finally got him to do it? They've completely broke our trust and like reported him to all of us to social services or some shit nothing ever came out but still like that was the first experience, but that's regardless of that experience back to like getting them to do it like you gotta not Springing on them Like after school with you know an hour or two notice you know like I think that is where that Situation failed in this scenario But again, you know, I don't know either of them so Take that for what you will
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh boy so I told you about Quinn's suspected bulimia well Christian found him a therapist and called her today like for the first time to get set up and they have an appointment today at two. It's virtual to do like an intake like an initial intake. So Christian just signed him up and he's at school so he has no idea and he gets out of school in nine minutes and he's gonna find out his surprise. Remember how I told you I was gonna find you a therapist yeah you're gonna talk to one in two hours. Like I don't think that's gonna go well at all, and I guess Christian had to call Emily to get her permission because you know they coparent whatever And Emily was like you need to go about this the right way you can't come in hot you can't come and angry blah blah like this is very sensitive like you need to let him do this like on his own terms and he called me to basically Complain about her like like she's saying these things like no dub blah blah blah blah you know trying to like control what I do and I was like dude maybe her delivery wasn't great but I totally get what she saying. I'm like this is super sensitive and you don't know how to handle it and neither does she neither do I like. Disordered eating is a big deal and it's very delicate how you approach it so he can't go in feeling like shame he can't go in feeling like this is a form of discipline for him like this is about way more than just wanting to lose weight. this is like there's something seriously mental going on. And yeah, I'm like and this is being sprung on him and he is not going to like that and also I just know how Christian is he brought it up to him yesterday Literally oh my God, I've never tell you this, but Quinn was eating. I came back like several times to have more leftovers of the chicken sliders and Christian just cause he has no idea how to talk to people. He was like ask Quinn was like walking away Christians like Quinn. Don't overheat I don't want you to be throwing this up later tonight. He's like because I know that that's something that you've been doing and I don't want you to throw any of it up. And just like OK well I'm not gonna throw it up that blah blah, and like just the way that he said it was not a place of like love or concern. It was a place of like parenting reprimanding. Anyway, all this is this is not going to go well and this is gonna be like a night from hell
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I get frustrated though too because I guess Emily had said like he had confided in her that yes he does have a problem. He didn't like elaborate but anyway, the fact that he even confided in her, he's obviously more comfortable telling her things and he is telling Christian, which nobody can blame him I mean, except maybe Christian but like then she should do something. You know what I mean and I said that to Christian, I said didn't like maybe she can help facilitate something I mean. She doesn't though cause I'm not a big fricking fan of her but anyway whatever it's it's also not my thing I don't know man also like he doesn't do any sort of like research like even just googling like how do I approach my teenage kid that may have anything disorder like I don't know I feel like knowledge is power. He just like goes in blind, you know, and I just feel like you could kind of study up a little bit on how to handle these situations.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
A new boss’s boss. Stella is his boss still. And he wants to 1. Shit talk Stella and 2. Say that he plans to leave
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
So same age as Kai. Does he have a whole 8th grade promotion ceremony?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Disagreement
7 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73
[2026-05-04 08:37:00 AM] Dave
Uh… negative
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:37:00 AM] Dave
Uh… negative This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:53:00 AM] Dave
Ok, this might sound bad. But you know I usually try not to shit talk him 🫣… You got the right idea about what I meant. But now I’m also kind of realizing that maybe it’s more (or at least also): This guy doesn’t really deserve to have you feeling bad for him - and again, especially you feeling bad about yourself for any of this. I feel like any of his misfortune has been brought on by himself. He strikes me as the exact same personality as a rabid trump supporter, but just on the opposite end of the spectrum. But still having the same shit personality traits.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:59:00 AM] Dave
It isn’t just not your vibe, it’s like anti-your-vibe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 11:39:00 AM] Dave
That’s such a harsh personality trait
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
He’s the exact stereotype of an angry black man
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:59:00 AM] Dave
It blows my mind that you managed to stay with him for as long as you did. No wonder you were such a mess. That’s all sooooo not your vibe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Emotional support
25 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.74
[2026-05-04 10:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Totally understand baby. I hope you sleep well! I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Dave
And I can’t wait to talk to you. Miss you and love you so much
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:59:00 AM] Dave
It blows my mind that you managed to stay with him for as long as you did. No wonder you were such a mess. That’s all sooooo not your vibe
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea I’m legit sad and worried for the kids when they move out bc I think his mood is going to be even worse for awhile
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh boy so I told you about Quinn's suspected bulimia well Christian found him a therapist and called her today like for the first time to get set up and they have an appointment today at two. It's virtual to do like an intake like an initial intake. So Christian just signed him up and he's at school so he has no idea and he gets out of school in nine minutes and he's gonna find out his surprise. Remember how I told you I was gonna find you a therapist yeah you're gonna talk to one in two hours. Like I don't think that's gonna go well at all, and I guess Christian had to call Emily to get her permission because you know they coparent whatever And Emily was like you need to go about this the right way you can't come in hot you can't come and angry blah blah like this is very sensitive like you need to let him do this like on his own terms and he called me to basically Complain about her like like she's saying these things like no dub blah blah blah blah you know trying to like control what I do and I was like dude maybe her delivery wasn't great but I totally get what she saying. I'm like this is super sensitive and you don't know how to handle it and neither does she neither do I like. Disordered eating is a big deal and it's very delicate how you approach it so he can't go in feeling like shame he can't go in feeling like this is a form of discipline for him like this is about way more than just wanting to lose weight. this is like there's something seriously mental going on. And yeah, I'm like and this is being sprung on him and he is not going to like that and also I just know how Christian is he brought it up to him yesterday Literally oh my God, I've never tell you this, but Quinn was eating. I came back like several times to have more leftovers of the chicken sliders and Christian just cause he has no idea how to talk to people. He was like ask Quinn was like walking away Christians like Quinn. Don't overheat I don't want you to be throwing this up later tonight. He's like because I know that that's something that you've been doing and I don't want you to throw any of it up. And just like OK well I'm not gonna throw it up that blah blah, and like just the way that he said it was not a place of like love or concern. It was a place of like parenting reprimanding. Anyway, all this is this is not going to go well and this is gonna be like a night from hell
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:06:00 PM] Dave
It’s a hugely stressful, draining force in your life that doesn’t HAVE to be there. They aren’t your kids. You don’t want to say that out loud but it’s true and there’s nothing wrong with that. That’s why you don’t have kids lol. Because they’re a pain. Christian himself has caused you years of being uncomfortable in your own house. You’ve had all you can handle. You had it a long time ago. Stress, drama, and anger. The good news though, is that you’re almost on the other side of it! Just hang in there another couple weeks!
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:13:00 AM] Dave
This is what I think about when I feel you being sad for him - or maybe more specifically when you feel bad about yourself for it. Not that you shouldn’t be sympathetic, but like, he doesn’t, and probably will not get it. He’s digging his own hole in these things.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:53:00 AM] Dave
Ok, this might sound bad. But you know I usually try not to shit talk him 🫣… You got the right idea about what I meant. But now I’m also kind of realizing that maybe it’s more (or at least also): This guy doesn’t really deserve to have you feeling bad for him - and again, especially you feeling bad about yourself for any of this. I feel like any of his misfortune has been brought on by himself. He strikes me as the exact same personality as a rabid trump supporter, but just on the opposite end of the spectrum. But still having the same shit personality traits.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahh! OK go get a nap in. Text me when you wake up.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh no!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:33:00 AM] Dave
And I think your “asthma” is actually just the normal amount of suck everyone experiences. And it gets better the more you push yourself
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Happy Monday. Hope you're woke up a little bit more now it was that about two hours ago. I woke up at five. I'm like all right let's go because I have my stupid meeting at 7:15 which is normal but then the CO we put a meeting for fucking 730 for the goddamn stereo analysis. I'm just like 730 thanks it's just so annoying. Anyway But I was gonna say it's actually super cloudy today and the highest supposed to be only 80 Naturally, I'm wearing a whole ass sweater as if it was winter, but it brings me joy to think that it's winter but random question but how long does it take you from the moment you wake up and get out of bed until you leave the house in the morning for work is it like 30 minutes? Is it an hour probably not an hour it's an hour for me at least an hour. That includes like a whole bunch of taking care of dogs too. But still Anyway, OK beta blockers I don't know anything about that. What's it called pro Hypno or some shit do you know that like apparently the Kardashians like made them kind of like mainstream but no I was reading this mental health like May's mental health month or some shit and The newsletter that I read every day, one of them the morning brew anyway their article yesterday was all about mental health and yeah, apparently people take beta blockers this propanol or maybe I'm thinking of entirely wrong medicine But to To manage stress, but it sounds like it's actually doesn't manage like the mental part of the stress, which is the worst part Manages the physical symptoms I guess but it was saying like several people I've taken it before like big presentations or like before like celebrities before they hosted like an award show or whatever so then I was like do I need this? This sounds great for like public speaking shit But what does it feel like stop your fucking heart from eating I guess it stops it from racing. I don't know but the mental parts is the worst part but maybe the physical part thing makes the mental part even worse because you can feel your heart racing to the mentally your mind is racing and it's just a circle of stress and terror and anxiety. Anyway, how does one go about getting beta blockers? Sounds like it could be dangerous. What's the actual point of them you mentioned heart I guess is it? What's the actual point I feel like it's sad, but I can't remember Anyway I slept OK Christian in a terrible mood this morning And I'm just envisioning him like next week while I'm gone like he'll be all alone at the house no dogs and the kids once they leave on Wednesday he'll just be packing everything up by himself and then I think he's just gonna be really fucking sad He's just so angry though he's just such an angry, angry, angry person. I just he just feels so slide it all the time by life. It's just kind of like really depressing and bureau. Do we work for buzzing like crazy anyway? Sorry, I yawned in your ear most of the time but yeah What else else I'm gonna try to work out tonight we'll see supper body, which should love upper body, but you know it Really hard whenever you don't have machines and you're just relying on body weight or dumbbells to really adequately work your back I feel I'm so much exercise is focused on the front like chest and such but in the back like I need something to like pull my back back it needs to be stronger so it doesn't lead for a time. Also it reminds me I wish I wasn't so broad back. Like when I did, I could exercise on whatever that was Thursday They posted the video Just looking at myself in the back, I'm like a fucking linebacker And like there's no definition What happened? I used to have a nice looking back. It's just so bro. I know it's like partly genetics for my fucking dad. This whole side of the family all very broad back. Still Anyway Get off of here I love you and it's great to hear from you and I love getting your messages first thing in the morning by the way don't feel obligated that you have to do that. OK I don't want you to like start your morning every morning like oh God, I love message this bitch like I just wanna be left alone. You don't have to message me, but I do love it. And I love you and I'll talk to you soon bye
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Dave
I feel… meh 😒 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Dave
I feel… meh 😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-05-04 06:01:00 PM] Dave
That’s scary bro
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
God. I dunno how much longer I can make it lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’s making so many mistakes 🤦♀️ he’s trying but it’s not working
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Self. Diagnosed. Asthma. 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
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[2026-05-04 04:06:00 PM] Dave
Nah
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 02:48:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, going in blind… 🤦♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
You were LIVID
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
you were sooooo mad. I so remember 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Dave
I’m happy
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 04:07:00 PM] Dave
Bitch, of course I do 😘😘😘
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 10:14:00 AM] Dave
It’s hard to articulate why you shouldn’t, in the moment, but this is kinda it…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Encouragement
10 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.80
[2026-05-04 01:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-04 08:29:00 AM] Dave
Yes you are. You have athletic potential. Like, if you MADE yourself workout every day and started running and shit… you’d be a fucking BEAST This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:29:00 AM] Dave
Yes you are. You have athletic potential. Like, if you MADE yourself workout every day and started running and shit… you’d be a fucking BEAST
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bring a dog with you!
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-04 08:28:00 AM] Dave
I haven’t missed one since they started with the exception of the days we’ve been together in the morning 🤭🥰🫠
Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-05-04 11:00:00 AM] Dave
The exact opposite of his lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-04 04:47:00 PM] Dave
Call me when you’re ready 😊
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-04 04:11:00 PM] Dave
Any time
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Go on a run!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 10:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea I’m legit sad and worried for the kids when they move out bc I think his mood is going to be even worse for awhile
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Excitement
12 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.82
[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m up for it!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmm I can’t WAIT to see you!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m seriously so so excited to have sex with you again
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 1.0
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[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are YOU up for it?!?!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-04 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sooooo much better than running!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:58:00 PM] Dave
Omg me tooooo 🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bear would LOVE it!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yassssss
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sooooo much better than running!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
But WORTH IT
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
EXACTLY!!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 12:22:00 PM] Dave
I got croissant loaf bread and it’s reeeeally good
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Flirting
7 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81
[2026-05-04 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Mmmmmm omg I can’t wait to kiss your lips
Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
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[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
mmmmmm I want to make out with you sooooo badly!!! lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
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[2026-05-04 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
You sexy sexy man
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-04 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mmmmm
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
And the most sexy 😍
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤤
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Dave
I think you know I am 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Frustration
34 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68
[2026-05-04 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Andddd of course, Steven cancelled my 1x1 this week
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to be around the stress and drama and anger
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Uuuuuugh
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just sent it to Maria and was like please review bc I can’t look at it anymore. Lorddddd
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 11:39:00 AM] Dave
That’s such a harsh personality trait
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Dave
HATE HATE HATE HATE
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
😤😤
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Does this man know nothing at all about corporate America?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Okkkk. Sigh.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:24:00 PM] Dave
Shut up
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
🤦♀️🤦♀️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:56:00 PM] Dave
Ok… come in hot… isn’t that what he literally told Quinn last night about something TINY??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave
And he’s like: fuck that
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:51:00 PM] Dave
Yeah wtf
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
The struggle is REAL!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kai asked me to still go to hers. It’s on a Wednesday. At 1pm!! How dumb
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:44:00 AM] Dave
Whoa wtfffff
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:52:00 PM] Dave
Lame
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I tried to use copilot. I mean it gave me some stuff but not really
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 06:04:00 PM] Dave
Total asshole
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-05-04 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
This is going to be a mess
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
WHY
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
It can’t map worth a shit lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:08:00 PM] Dave
I can’t even get my follow-ups out…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:55:00 PM] Dave
Fine. Just the usual. I haven’t really talked for a few hours
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh you know you are happy you did it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
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[2026-05-04 08:42:00 AM] Dave
As if I HAVENT been
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t even know what to say. That’s not the right answer either
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like of COURSE he’s going to decline treatment
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
😤
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 04:13:00 PM] Dave
So I get to go watch all the piece of shit asshole parents leave when their dumbass kids are done.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then that therapist was a fucking bitch
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Humor
40 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.75
[2026-05-04 01:27:00 PM] Dave
Tell me about it! This huge dick is probably why I had hip problems 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re a jerk lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-04 08:26:00 AM] Dave
lol… broad backed
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
LOLOL
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 11:35:00 AM] Dave
I’m never in back to back meetings 😅🤷♂️
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:09:00 PM] Dave
I’ll only play around so much with check-ins 😅🥰
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-05-04 01:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now you will really enjoy that croissant thingy lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-04 08:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean…sounds kind of nice lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 11:39:00 AM] Dave
But like, how does anyone be with someone like that
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-04 08:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean…sounds kind of nice lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 04:11:00 PM] Dave
Just enough time for me take a nap 🤭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-04 01:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol for real, I feel awful for women with huge boobs bc that shit would/does absolutely hurt your back
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
DOUBLE asshole!! 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 11:00:00 AM] Sam Willis
This? lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 02:18:00 PM] Dave
Because I’m a little cough-y after my run 🤪
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:26:00 AM] Dave
You’re athletic, and you look great
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
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[2026-05-04 11:36:00 AM] Dave
But yeah, that sucks. I guess I have experienced it on occasion 😜
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-04 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yummmmmm This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-04 04:08:00 PM] Dave
Jesus… you got your hmphs on a hotkey or something?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Boy byeeeeee
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
He probably does. Most 8th graders do that ya know 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am going to be quite sore 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
It can’t map worth a shit lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:09:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re a jerk lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-04 01:25:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 02:20:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha, yeah
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 11:02:00 AM] Dave
Whatever that’s called lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:43:00 AM] Dave
lol, ofc he did. Bitch This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:45:00 PM] Dave
🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 10:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol ignore the Portillo’s picture 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Boy byeeeeee This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bc I’m also thinking it’s your back 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 09:43:00 AM] Dave
lol, ofc he did. Bitch
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea yea but still. It’s ok. You don’t need to tell me I am right. 😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:58:00 PM] Dave
Oh lawd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 01:58:00 PM] Dave
Oh lawd This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Passive aggression
1 qualifying messages with passive_aggression signals | Qualifying average score: 0.60
[2026-05-04 12:31:00 PM] Dave
God I hate you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Planning
6 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-04 12:59:00 PM] Dave
We have an actual list to attend to this time 😈😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are YOU up for it?!?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Tomorrow I’ll tell you about my brothers 8th grade graduation. I’ve probably told you the story before lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:54:00 AM] Dave
It’s everything. Chest, back, shoulders, glutes, abs. But it’s a static hold so it’s a different kind of training than pushups, pull ups, etc.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-04 09:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
You know what I wanna get back into?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:20:00 AM] Sam Willis
Spin classes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Request
2 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.75
[2026-05-04 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
When do you have time to chat?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m still waiting for you to name specific exercises
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Sexting
8 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.87
[2026-05-04 01:26:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait till that broad back is bent over in front of me 😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m seriously so so excited to have sex with you again
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 1.0
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 12:34:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha actually laughed out loud AND got hard at the same time
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Mmmmmm omg I can’t wait to kiss your lips
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
I cannot wait to have hate sex with you!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 1.0
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:21:00 PM] Dave
I think you know I am 😏
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
mmmmmm I want to make out with you sooooo badly!!! lol
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
You sexy sexy man
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
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Status update
102 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.62
[2026-05-04 08:40:00 AM] Dave
It’s a back exercise in the same way pull-ups are a chest exercise. Sure, you have to keep the other side tight. But the focus is pushing, which is chest and triceps.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 12:19:00 PM] Dave
That I’m getting ready to leave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 09:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Actually not bad. But I’ve like barely been around between the gym, dog walks, showering, etc lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 12:20:00 PM] Dave
I did get a couple things done this morning though so that was nice. I got my compliance report for third party service testing knocked out
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-04 08:47:00 AM] Dave
Shoulders handle movements that transition in between those plains above your head
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 08:54:00 AM] Dave
It’s everything. Chest, back, shoulders, glutes, abs. But it’s a static hold so it’s a different kind of training than pushups, pull ups, etc.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Going to try to make it like maybe 20-30 more min
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave
So there’s a new boss that he has the opportunity to start over with?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Walking to my car
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-04 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s a quite lengthy list
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Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:12:00 PM] Dave
Greyson has a band concert tonight
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Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:57:00 AM] Dave
If you want a stronger back because you feel like you’ve concentrated on chest (pushing) muscles enough to cause an imbalance, then you need to do sets/reps of pulling exercises to make those muscles grow. rather than static exercises which will make them all stronger together - as in a supportive way. Which is also great, but different than what your original complaint was.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 03:56:00 PM] Dave
Why? Besides all the shit with Christian lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea not surprised
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Dave
Hahahaha
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
Gingers adopter that had the stroke? She’s only 39!!! 🤯
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
And it’s not like lack of accountability. It’s just this attitude of always feeling slighted by the world
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
So then, a plank, is obviously core but also chest then?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Taking care of yourself is SO MUCH WORK
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’ve been so productive!! You know what else you should do today?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
I would have thought this is maybe chest and shoulders.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:43:00 AM] Dave
I’ve never done a spin class
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Man, it’s so hard to keep my back up straight when I have this huge chest….
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ah. It’s THIS
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:43:00 AM] Dave
Never!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
That ppl are out to get you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:42:00 AM] Dave
This is what pissed me off so bad about Emerson. Thankfully he has grown out of it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 01:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
ARE YOU RUNNING?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bahaha YASSSSSSS
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
I would have thought this is maybe chest and shoulders. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
So the first time I saw you on camera 4 years ago…after we started talking….
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Dave
Right?!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 02:40:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, you remember
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:41:00 AM] Dave
I guess some people are ok with it. But I think that is my least favorite characteristic in a person
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:39:00 AM] Dave
I mean, lots of people are like that.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Workout kicked my ass. I am sooooo sore. Then walked the dogs after. I could fall asleep at any time 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
I hate being in back to back meetings and I have to pee soooo badly. Don’t you hate that lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Kettlebell swings
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 09:51:00 PM] Dave
I hope not
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:21:00 PM] Dave
Oooh I’m excited about getting home and having a chicken salad sandwich 🤪
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:47:00 PM] Dave
Boring
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
True
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Workout kicked my ass. I am sooooo sore. Then walked the dogs after. I could fall asleep at any time 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ppl got shit to do!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:20:00 PM] Dave
Also got a KBT recovery plan coverage tracker up and running
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 06:04:00 PM] Dave
I’m going to eat cheesecake tonight
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:19:00 PM] Dave
lol… exciting
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Pull ups, chin ups
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Dave
It really is
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Battle ropes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:54:00 AM] Dave
It’s in the same category I think
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
How was the concert?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:35:00 AM] Dave
You mean focused on pushing?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha ummmm confession
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well I also have an extremely negative mother so maybe I was kind of used to it? But this isn’t exactly the same thing.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:26:00 PM] Dave
What’s that?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:15:00 PM] Dave
Ugh.. just got home 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I just opened up Google Photos…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:44:00 AM] Dave
If you’re pushing something away (the ground, or weight) then it’s chest. If you’re pulling something (from the ground, or towards you) then it’s back This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:23:00 AM] Dave
Yeah, all BB do is blunt your adrenaline response.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yummmmmm
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:43:00 AM] Dave
Never!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:24:00 AM] Dave
It basically just calms you down when you’d normally be stressed (physical)
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Any kind of row: bent over, upright, db, bb
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:34:00 AM] Dave
And as far as back exercises… anything where you pull is a back exercise
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Geesh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hard with dumbbells. Not hard. But most dumbbell exercises are focused on the lift
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like I can do reverse flys or rows. What else. Push ups.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:47:00 PM] Dave
Nice!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
I temporarily forgot I have this mole by my nose and I have decided that it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t unsee it!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
2 hrs is so long!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:36:00 AM] Dave
Well pulling is also a “lift”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t remember
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:39:00 AM] Dave
That’s such a harsh personality trait
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:15:00 PM] Dave
Got chic fil a salad though 😁
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 04:09:00 PM] Dave
Not that one
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 01:22:00 PM] Dave
Tracker shut off half way though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
That shit is so unfair
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like 2 hrs is legit a movie
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Dave
At least it was the last concert this year
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
I remember with Emerson
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:44:00 PM] Dave
Oh and how was the workout?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:44:00 AM] Dave
If you’re pushing something away (the ground, or weight) then it’s chest. If you’re pulling something (from the ground, or towards you) then it’s back
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well I also have an extremely negative mother so maybe I was kind of used to it? But this isn’t exactly the same thing. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ve been working on making a case to retire the insider standard. You have to go requirement by requirement and map it to somewhere else where it’s covered. Or say that it’s more procedural. Or whatever the fuck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 02:33:00 PM] Dave
😐
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like total lack of healthy coping and reframing
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 01:22:00 PM] Dave
I went for a quick run about the block
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 08:36:00 AM] Dave
Push ups are chest
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
Wait. Is he about to go into freshman year?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’ve been so productive!! You know what else you should do today??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 03:56:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Dave
And it was 2 hours… not 1 like I expected
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:44:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha, barely
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooof
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
My brain is toast
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are you doing?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 12:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
What’s exciting about your day? ☺️☺️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 11:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ah. It’s THIS This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-04 10:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
💕💕
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
1 qualifying messages with unmet_need signals | Qualifying average score: 0.60
[2026-05-04 03:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Blahhhh I’m tired. The Quinn stuff has me all upset. This sounds REALLY fucking awful, but I just…don’t want to care.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Vulnerability
11 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.67
[2026-05-04 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Sorry I'm stretching so I think what you're saying is like I shouldn't feel bad about I shouldn't feel bad about things maybe going on his life or whatever cause they're kind of of his own doing is what I think you're saying like at the end of the day he's a grown man and he doesn't know how to control his feelings Like I don't understand somebody who could be so angry like yesterday we went to the grocery store. He parked the car and he was like complaining about how other people parked or something and then we got out and he was like I know I know I'm the angriest black man that you know. And I'm thinking I don't know a whole lot of black men to begin with, but then he just kind of looked at me and I said do you really want me to answer that and he was like no But he almost wears it a little bit. He doesn't wear it like like you know a badge of honor but like he's totally aware of it and it's just like dude you're almost 50 years old. Are you so angry all the time you can feel the feelings you just don't have to like react in that way he has no cooking skills but anyway, yeah and then it's like He thinks going scorched earth is the way to go and like you can read that message from Nikki that she sent to him and it's very nice all the things that she said, but that doesn't give him leeway or the go ahead in my brain to like Act disgruntled like dude we are professionals at the end of the day in corporate America. They don't give a shit about us like, what are we doing? Also, like yesterday, he like freaked out at Quinn literally Christian was in the kitchen, making dinner had a podcast on on his phone And And was like focus on making dinner that's it and he had gloves on cause he's like handling the chicken and Quinn comes up and all Quinn said was hey dad whenever you have time I'm gonna leave this paper here. Can you sign it and Christian like blow us up at him because he has to take off his gloves. He has to then pauses his podcast to hear what Quinn saying. And and like continue to have a conversation with him and he's like what what I said he just is gonna leave this paper here for you to sign and then he like takes off his gloves, knees like listen. Don't just come in hot like that you know if you need to talk to me and I'm obviously busy you should just say hey dad do you have a minute? Don't just starting on what you need and I'm just like. What the fuck? This is what you choose to yell at your kid about that is ridiculous
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I’m just over here eating cereal every morning and chocolate milk every night like an ASSHOLE
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe this is highlighting my own control issues?? Like, bc it’s something I can’t control/fix, so I don’t want to deal.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.92
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 10:01:00 PM] Dave
Well, sweetipie, sorry my night got cut so short. But I gotta get to bed 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:26:00 AM] Dave
It’s hard to be around people like that. People who feel slighted by life.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: This reminds me and this person put it as a compliment, but like OK you know how women who we talked about this for women who live weights like weightlifting Like how they're thicker and like they're definitely not they're definitely a one body type versus like fucking petite little skinny twat anyway So at the gym, this was like a few months ago, but one of the coaches is used to be like a competitive weightlifter and anyway she was going through a dead lift and a cold snatches. I don't know anyway, and she was like didn't you used to? Do weightlifting in high school or something to me and I'm like no I did not buy and then another person said the same thing I thought you did. I'm like no why do people think this why I pick you know why cause it's cause I'm brought back OK that's why. I don't find it to be a compliment, but thank you for not saying that I'm brought back OK Oh thank you about the messages. I I love that and you're right you haven't missed a day not one single day cause you're the best.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
But…I’m not athletic lolol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:13:00 PM] Dave
Now I have self diagnosed asthma
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 08:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
But…I’m not athletic lolol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 02:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-04 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m gonna try to take my broad back to the gym tonight 😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: