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[2026-05-12 06:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night. And Did I tell you about I know I did Mine and Dominic's New venture 3-D printing engine part well after I did actually That's coming along. He's sending me some parts today so I can test the tray that I've made. Come up with a name for it Just walking around the neighborhood They've started painting like these big cross section things at intersections that commonly get blocked. I guess I noticed them like out in the town. Around some train tracks that where people commonly get backed up and like block the side roads Apparently, nobody knows how the traffic around here They were popping up over the last couple weeks. They really stand out cause they're like you paint bright white, you know. One of them just like popped up inside my neighborhood question is weird I guess people are blocking up Along the road all the way out where people come back up Anyway Test and We're looking pretty forward to it and thinking it could possibly get big A lot of potential customers and I don't think there's much of a Supply for this niche thing and then with his Tins of millions of views on a social media You could possibly reach like Buying multiple new printer levels of production so that would be super cool If it scales up to like an actual business That's what I'm secretly hoping I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much so they're not Disappointed So Love that sorry trying to read his license plate Oh yeah, another great news for the best news of the century Red Bull Juliet booked That was so last time you found out the whole trip thing A friend of ours from back in Nebraska Who had the big crush on me? Her family go to Disney like 20 times a year she has season passes for her all her family It was her idea to like do this whole big trip and Juliet found out last night that I guess Stacy forgot about it and they've planned some other vacation like during that time Which is pretty shitty because that was like a whole part of the fun was going with them and the fact that Stacy like is a professional Disney trip planner since they go multiple times a year And we're gonna get a discount because Brent her husband is Well, I guess now he's retired military and you get like huge discount for the military hotel there on on premise If you're active duty or retired Just a veteran I'm not retired so I don't get discount except for like certain times throughout the year where they open it up to just like all veterans Anyway So they're not going so now Juliette's planning the trip And she booked a hotel accommodations and bought tickets last night for eight people which does not include me and that is pretty fucking awesome so I am officially I think out of the Disney nightmare So happy about that loving it Such a huge Sounds so fucking real problem you know like oh poor you have to go to Disneyland but I guess so That's the big news of the day Hurt her now Are the boys Dominic Dominic's girlfriend Jenny sister and Audrey Jenny's daughter So yeah I gotta pay the fucking Million dollars cost to go there But anyway, happy to pay it. I'd pay extra since I don't have to go. Super stoked about that anyway I almost forgotten about that. I'm glad I called and told you about it now feel renewed happiness. Not going That's it you're getting This morning, lucky you I'll talk to you soon. I guess yeah cause it's the same time zone now it's about time for you to get your ass up out of bed. Anyway, I can't wait to see your ass and hear your ass's voice and I love you and I miss you and I'll talk to you soon
[2026-05-12 07:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 07:07:00] Dave: You’re so cute
[2026-05-12 07:25:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby
[2026-05-12 07:25:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!
[2026-05-12 07:25:00] Sam Willis: Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen
[2026-05-12 07:27:00] Dave: Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌
[2026-05-12 07:28:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-05-12 07:58:00] Sam Willis: How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩
[2026-05-12 07:58:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally listening!
[2026-05-12 07:59:00] Sam Willis: I want some ducks!!
[2026-05-12 08:03:00] Sam Willis: They booked another trip?!? wtf
[2026-05-12 08:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m still listening
[2026-05-12 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Omg the Disney thing!!!
[2026-05-12 08:03:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-12 08:04:00] Dave: Which is kind of shitty in and of itself
[2026-05-12 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Omg you’re not going!!!!!????
[2026-05-12 08:04:00] Sam Willis: So who are the 8
[2026-05-12 08:04:00] Dave: I guess she forgot all about it
[2026-05-12 08:05:00] Dave: I think I list them
[2026-05-12 08:05:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know how you don’t tell me this stuff REAL TIME
[2026-05-12 08:07:00] Sam Willis: Did she straight up say that she booked it and it didn’t include a spot for you?
[2026-05-12 08:16:00] Sam Willis: Is this you when you get home from the gym? ☺️☺️
[2026-05-12 08:16:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/cobreezzy/reel/DWrEy7bkdl2/ Conor O’Brien on Instagram 333K views, 37K likes: "Haven’t had nutrients in a while #health"
[2026-05-12 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo. Wanna take a trip to come see me while they are in Disney 🤭🤭🤭 No you can’t. Too risky lol. But a girl can dream.
[2026-05-12 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo. Wanna take a trip to come see me while they are in Disney 🤭🤭🤭 No you can’t. Too risky lol. But a girl can dream.
[2026-05-12 08:44:00] Dave: What stuff??
[2026-05-12 08:44:00] Dave: What stuff??
[2026-05-12 08:45:00] Sam Willis: About Disney!
[2026-05-12 08:46:00] Sam Willis: And the friend couple no longer going. And just all the drama.
[2026-05-12 08:47:00] Dave: It all happened last night and into this morning
[2026-05-12 08:47:00] Dave: This IS basically real time lol. Like, I’M still processing it.
[2026-05-12 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Hmph. Okkkk
[2026-05-12 08:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-12 08:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-12 08:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-12 08:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-12 08:55:00] Sam Willis: What kind of muffin?! I want a muffin!
[2026-05-12 08:55:00] Dave: 💯
[2026-05-12 08:55:00] Dave:
[2026-05-12 08:55:00] Dave: 💯
[2026-05-12 08:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m cracking open my first energy drink now
[2026-05-12 08:56:00] Dave: It wasn’t very good tbh
[2026-05-12 08:56:00] Dave: Lemon blueberry
[2026-05-12 08:56:00] Dave: Lemon blueberry
[2026-05-12 08:56:00] Dave: It wasn’t very good tbh
[2026-05-12 08:57:00] Dave: You’re first? That implies there will be multiple 🤪
[2026-05-12 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Are you a junk food snob??? You areeeeee 😝
[2026-05-12 08:57:00] Dave:
[2026-05-12 08:57:00] Dave: You’re first? That implies there will be multiple 🤪
[2026-05-12 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Was it like a snarky, sarcastic “I uninvited you” or she seems genuinely ok
[2026-05-12 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Oh you just answered that
[2026-05-12 09:00:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s true. But also, Jen can’t stand her own husband soooooo
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Dave: Jen’s husband isn’t going so I think that makes it better
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s true. But also, Jen can’t stand her own husband soooooo
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Sam Willis: But yea we will have to see with money lol. Godddddd
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Oooo maybe I come see you!!!!
[2026-05-12 09:01:00] Dave: Yeah, seemed genuinely ok
[2026-05-12 09:02:00] Sam Willis: But I can’t stay WITH you and you need to take care of the dogs soooooo
[2026-05-12 09:02:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-12 09:03:00] Dave: Ha! Perfect
[2026-05-12 09:03:00] Dave: 🫪
[2026-05-12 09:03:00] Dave: Yeah, imagine my face when she’s pulling long red hair out of everywhere lmao
[2026-05-12 09:03:00] Sam Willis: I can’t see the emoji!!!!
[2026-05-12 09:04:00] Dave: You didn’t update last night?
[2026-05-12 09:04:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-12 09:04:00] Sam Willis: …..
[2026-05-12 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-12 09:04:00] Sam Willis: …..
[2026-05-12 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Haha no shit, plus I’d be soooooooo uncomfortable. There’s no way lol
[2026-05-12 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Haha no shit, plus I’d be soooooooo uncomfortable. There’s no way lol
[2026-05-12 09:05:00] Dave: We’ll figure something out
[2026-05-12 09:05:00] Dave: We’ll figure something out
[2026-05-12 09:06:00] Dave: If you’re even still into
[2026-05-12 09:06:00] Dave: If you’re even still into
[2026-05-12 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Same goes for you!!!
[2026-05-12 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Oh shut upppp
[2026-05-12 09:10:00] Dave: VALIDATE ME
[2026-05-12 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭
[2026-05-12 09:11:00] Sam Willis: This is me validating!!!
[2026-05-12 09:11:00] Sam Willis: This is me validating!!!
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Dave: And I know, hehehe 🤭
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Ahem. Now where’s mine 😂
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Dave: And I know, hehehe 🤭
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Dave:
[2026-05-12 09:12:00] Dave: That’s more like it
[2026-05-12 09:13:00] Dave: Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭
[2026-05-12 09:13:00] Dave: Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭
[2026-05-12 09:14:00] Sam Willis: Wow
[2026-05-12 09:14:00] Sam Willis: Just wow
[2026-05-12 09:15:00] Dave: But you said it sooo well
[2026-05-12 09:15:00] Sam Willis: GOOD
[2026-05-12 09:15:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud and people looked at me
[2026-05-12 09:15:00] Dave: I couldn’t have possible said it better 👸
[2026-05-12 09:16:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Of course I'll still be. I love you and I can't wait to see you and you are absolutely the best and most beautiful kisses.
[2026-05-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So you're not gonna love this but my first thought on what you should do over your sabbatical is go see your mom Which I still really think that you should do
[2026-05-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: ok that’s better
[2026-05-12 09:19:00] Dave: Actually that’s not a bad idea
[2026-05-12 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Maybe there’s a setting you can change or something for the auto correct?
[2026-05-12 09:21:00] Dave: I swear to god this thing… I literally watched it put “that’s” and then change it to “says” after I typed “not a bad idea” 😠
[2026-05-12 09:22:00] Dave: Maybe I’ll try again
[2026-05-12 09:22:00] Dave: I tried that but the only thing I can do is turn it ALL the way off which is no good either
[2026-05-12 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So the more I'm on LinkedIn the more just like fucking depressed I get and I'm so sick of school scrolling through these freaking job offerings. I want to find a place where I can literally just posted for every single listing. I'm sure there's probably way on LinkedIn and I'm just not seeing it but like I don't wanna keep scrolling through the same fucking promoted job postings every fucking day and I don't wanna keep going through ones that were posted you know two weeks ago that I've had like. Thousands of people apply it's just fucking depressing and so discouraging also speaking of discouraging I opened up the app and like the top the top post on my feed was this guy I don't know like I don't know if I follow this guy who the fuck this guy but anyway, I was basically complaining about how job descriptions these days like they want to pay you $120,000 but they expect somebody to build like you know a GRC Program from scratch you know it's just so unrealistic what they want but I was asking like what's some of the most unrealistic job descriptions that you've seen in the top comment was that somebody saw on a job description that they wanted five years of? MCP experience and they said which is impressive because anthropic only introduced MCMCP in November 2024, so fuck you have five years of experience and then another one was they were asking for 20+ years of SalePoint experience and sale points only been around for 20 years so like I guess if you're a founder of sale point then you're qualified otherwise you're not like what are we doing?
[2026-05-12 09:39:00] Dave: Ok let's try Google keyboard lol
[2026-05-12 09:42:00] Dave: Yeah the job market is total ass
[2026-05-12 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Stephen is never around 🙄 like wtf is he doing lol
[2026-05-12 11:01:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I find it very rude when AI tells me to not use an! Like I just sent thank you emails and it's like you need to use a period. I'm like cool. My email sounds completely fucking monotone.
[2026-05-12 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-05-12 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Sooooooo
[2026-05-12 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Samir is coming in that Tuesday you fly in 😭😭😭😭
[2026-05-12 11:20:00] Sam Willis: And taking everyone to lunch
[2026-05-12 11:21:00] Sam Willis: I might try to swing the lunch though 😬😬😬
[2026-05-12 11:21:00] Sam Willis: He’ll be in Wednesday too but I’m for sure not coming in for that.
[2026-05-12 11:34:00] Dave: Yeah we should both go🤪
[2026-05-12 11:34:00] Dave: Yeah we should both go🤪
[2026-05-12 11:37:00] Dave: And yeah that's total bullshit about the exclamation point. Thank you. Seems so lackluster compared to Thank you!
[2026-05-12 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I can’t tell if you’re joking or not lol
[2026-05-12 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I can’t tell if you’re joking or not lol
[2026-05-12 11:40:00] Dave: Why would I be joking?
[2026-05-12 11:40:00] Dave: 🤣
[2026-05-12 11:40:00] Dave: Ofc I'm joking
[2026-05-12 11:41:00] Dave: I mean, I'd love to do it and not say a word about it just to fuck with everyone lol
[2026-05-12 11:59:00] Sam Willis: Who knows. I might not even be working here
[2026-05-12 12:02:00] Dave: "lunch time" is right about the time I'll be arriving lol
[2026-05-12 12:02:00] Sam Willis: I noticed that. So it’s all fucked!
[2026-05-12 12:03:00] Dave: Fine
[2026-05-12 12:03:00] Dave: Nbd
[2026-05-12 12:03:00] Dave: That's fine... I'll just wait while you go have lunch with your boyfriend samir 😒
[2026-05-12 12:04:00] Sam Willis: We are too much alike. 🤭
[2026-05-12 12:04:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-12 12:04:00] Sam Willis: We are too much alike. 🤭
[2026-05-12 12:04:00] Dave: It's fine
[2026-05-12 12:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure I’ll have to remind you atleast 4 more times, but there’s no work on Monday the 25th
[2026-05-12 12:05:00] Dave: There's a whole thing from a show I might make watch that is exactly what I think about evrytime I say that lol
[2026-05-12 12:06:00] Dave: You'll hate it. But I will 🤪
[2026-05-12 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Show me!!!!
[2026-05-12 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Now I really must see
[2026-05-12 12:15:00] Dave: It's from an animated series from Adult Swim called Metalocalypse. It's about a death metal band and the cometely absurd shit they do. The humor is 100% me though.
[2026-05-12 12:16:00] Sam Willis: OK well you and I have similar humor. Ish.
[2026-05-12 12:17:00] Dave: Yeah, we'll see lol
[2026-05-12 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Side note but lettuce is sooooo fucking underwhelming
[2026-05-12 12:24:00] Sam Willis: A Cobb salad
[2026-05-12 12:24:00] Sam Willis: It’s honestly just trash at this point
[2026-05-12 12:24:00] Dave: What is your underwhelming lettuce on?
[2026-05-12 12:24:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-05-12 12:25:00] Dave: So fresh and crispy
[2026-05-12 12:25:00] Dave: Spinach is ass
[2026-05-12 12:25:00] Dave: It's bitter
[2026-05-12 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Spinach is just soooo much better
[2026-05-12 12:25:00] Dave: I had a BLT last night with iceberg lettuce and it was the fucking bomb
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE bitter!!
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Dave: I can't argue with this
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Dave: Bitter doesn't go on bacon sandwiches
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Sam Willis: It’s not fresh though. It’s barely even green
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Sam Willis: It’s not fresh though. It’s barely even green
[2026-05-12 12:26:00] Dave: I can't argue with this
[2026-05-12 12:27:00] Dave: Mine was green af
[2026-05-12 12:27:00] Dave: Ok yeah that looks pretty mid
[2026-05-12 12:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 12:27:00] Sam Willis: 🤮
[2026-05-12 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Not compared to spinach
[2026-05-12 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Not compared to spinach
[2026-05-12 12:29:00] Dave: I dont like iceberg in salad though. Like if I'm eating something primarily consisting of lettuce, I want green/red leaf, butter, and yes, spinach
[2026-05-12 12:30:00] Dave: Yeah. Butter lettuce?
[2026-05-12 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Butter???
[2026-05-12 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Iceberg is the worst
[2026-05-12 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Never heard of it. But looked it up and it looks good
[2026-05-12 12:31:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-12 12:31:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-12 12:31:00] Sam Willis: I thought you were going to tell me that you put butter in your salads, and I didn’t wake up today emotionally prepared to break up.
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Sam Willis: No!!
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Dave: Do you some days?!
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Jerk
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Dave: You're the one that said it!!
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Do you!!!
[2026-05-12 12:32:00] Dave: Never
[2026-05-12 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Well we would have to if you put butter in your salads!!!
[2026-05-12 12:34:00] Dave: I am from the south though babydoll so you might should be prepared for something like that to come up lol
[2026-05-12 12:34:00] Dave: My mom probably has a way to incorporate butter into salad
[2026-05-12 12:34:00] Dave: I am from the south though babydoll so you might should be prepared for something like that to come up lol
[2026-05-12 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-05-12 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-05-12 12:36:00] Sam Willis: “Might should”
[2026-05-12 12:36:00] Sam Willis: “Might should”
[2026-05-12 12:38:00] Dave: ... From the south
[2026-05-12 12:38:00] Dave: ... From the south
[2026-05-12 12:39:00] Dave: My education weren't not great
[2026-05-12 12:39:00] Dave: My education weren't not great
[2026-05-12 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Is Virginia really considered the South though or is it just east?
[2026-05-12 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Pitiful
[2026-05-12 13:09:00] Dave: Oh yeah. Southern VA is where the civil war was surrendered. The line between "south" and "North" from a confederate perspective has pretty much always been VA
[2026-05-12 13:09:00] Dave: Oh yeah. Southern VA is where the civil war was surrendered. The line between "south" and "North" from a confederate perspective has pretty much always been VA
[2026-05-12 13:27:00] Sam Willis: OK that’s fair lol
[2026-05-12 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Great job baby!!
[2026-05-12 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Omg you crushed it!!!
[2026-05-12 13:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Only 1.5 more hrs of meetings. I wanna be doneeeeee
[2026-05-12 13:56:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSS!!!!!
[2026-05-12 13:56:00] Dave: I also just crushed something else 😏
[2026-05-12 13:57:00] Sam Willis: That seems fast!!! Hehe
[2026-05-12 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[2026-05-12 14:04:00] Dave: Yeah, damn. Like 4 mins lol
[2026-05-12 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Whoa!!!
[2026-05-12 14:05:00] Dave: Understandable when I have this face looking at me 🥰😍
[2026-05-12 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Awwww stop ☺️☺️☺️☺️
[2026-05-12 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Look at my lazy eye though 😭😭
[2026-05-12 14:34:00] Sam Willis: My brother is playing a game downstairs on the computer against who knows who but he is yelling and carrying on like an idiot
[2026-05-12 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So very quick follow up on the insider incident where the guy was using copilot to create the stickers for his sticker business, and he was also playing poker with copilot. Apparently, his boss had said I want you to be really creative with what you can use copilot for you know tested the house. See what all you can do. That's what the guy did. Without having any of the AI training doing the AI at the station that you're supposed to take and just like you know had no clue that you couldn't use it for personal use so it's nothing burger but it's a lot of people
[2026-05-12 15:07:00] Dave: Lmao!!
[2026-05-12 15:07:00] Dave: That guy with the ai
[2026-05-12 15:08:00] Dave: Oh man, I laid down after I got out of the shower and passed out and had a great lol
[2026-05-12 15:09:00] Dave: Totally get this
[2026-05-12 15:09:00] Dave: That's like, just part of gaming these days
[2026-05-12 15:09:00] Dave: Totally get this
[2026-05-12 15:19:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-05-12 15:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 15:39:00] Sam Willis: I just got done working. No one is here. No idea where bubs is. He’s not answering me. And I just have these dumb dogs staring at me. Do I need to take them out? Do I need to feed them!?!? No one tells me anything!
[2026-05-12 15:40:00] Sam Willis: Must be nice!! 🤪
[2026-05-12 15:40:00] Sam Willis: Must be nice!! 🤪
[2026-05-12 15:42:00] Sam Willis: Christian just texted asking if I can talk
[2026-05-12 15:42:00] Dave: I was wondering what he's been up to
[2026-05-12 15:42:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkkkk
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Sam Willis: I called him. He said I’m actually at Quinn’s school right now picking him up. Can I call you back? And I said sure. And he said there’s alotttttttt going on
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Sam Willis: I swear to god. I can’t deal
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Dave: Don't worry. He'll be fine
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Dave: Nothing for you to be anxious about
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Sam Willis: What if he got fired
[2026-05-12 15:43:00] Sam Willis: So now I’m very anxious
[2026-05-12 15:44:00] Sam Willis: What if one of the kids attempted suicide
[2026-05-12 15:44:00] Dave: That would suck for him
[2026-05-12 15:45:00] Dave: It really isn't your problem though
[2026-05-12 15:45:00] Dave: But I'm sure it's fine
[2026-05-12 15:46:00] Sam Willis: 😩😩😩
[2026-05-12 15:50:00] Sam Willis: What the fuck
[2026-05-12 15:50:00] Sam Willis: He’s literally unloading all his stress on me
[2026-05-12 15:51:00] Dave: Right now?
[2026-05-12 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-12 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Telling me how absolutely stressed he is. That he has to do this move. He doesn’t have the money for the movers. Nissan got back and it’s going to be another $350
[2026-05-12 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Like what am I even supposed to say?!?
[2026-05-12 15:52:00] Sam Willis: He doesn’t have time to pack things up bc the kids have after school stuff. He has so much work to do. Etc etc.
[2026-05-12 15:52:00] Dave: Sorry?
[2026-05-12 15:52:00] Dave: Idk 😬
[2026-05-12 15:53:00] Dave: That’s a bummer bro?
[2026-05-12 15:53:00] Dave: Really though, tell him to just breathe, everything will be fine..
[2026-05-12 15:54:00] Dave: Work through one thing at a time
[2026-05-12 15:54:00] Dave: Nooooo, this isn’t your fault
[2026-05-12 15:54:00] Sam Willis: Like what an awkward situation to put me in. I’m the reason he’s stressed
[2026-05-12 15:55:00] Dave: He doesn’t know how to adult and that’s not your problem
[2026-05-12 15:56:00] Dave: Don’t give him more money
[2026-05-12 15:57:00] Dave: Doing that is enabling this behavior
[2026-05-12 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I just do the $350 for the car
[2026-05-12 15:57:00] Dave: Are you still on the phone with him
[2026-05-12 15:57:00] Dave: Baby
[2026-05-12 15:58:00] Dave: Call me rq
[2026-05-12 15:58:00] Sam Willis: No he said he needed to call me back
[2026-05-12 15:58:00] Sam Willis: WHERE DID HIS MONEY GO!!! IM SO CONFUSED
[2026-05-12 16:01:00] Dave: Ok… Maybe he just needs someone to vent to and you’re the only one he has
[2026-05-12 16:02:00] Dave: Just listen to him, try to help him work through options or whatever
[2026-05-12 16:03:00] Dave: Do NOT offer to pay for his shit. If he straight up asks, tell him you’ll think about it but you really feel like you’ve already gone out of your way.
[2026-05-12 16:04:00] Dave: Are you reading this?
[2026-05-12 16:04:00] Dave: Remember, he has had MORE than enough time to figure this out.
[2026-05-12 16:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m reading
[2026-05-12 16:07:00] Dave: Also don’t forget dude basically just stole hundreds of dollars from you Sunday.
[2026-05-12 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s this. I just got off the phone. He didn’t ask for anything. He just needed to get it out.
[2026-05-12 16:07:00] Sam Willis: God damnit
[2026-05-12 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s this. I just got off the phone. He didn’t ask for anything. He just needed to get it out.
[2026-05-12 16:07:00] Sam Willis: God damnit
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: It was perfect
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Dave: No idea how to spell that
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Dave: AFTER YOU BOUGHT HIM AN OTTOMAN
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I DON’T UNDERSTAND
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: He also informed me he is not moving out until Sunday now
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Like how much does someone have to give?!? Jesus.
[2026-05-12 16:08:00] Sam Willis: It was perfect
[2026-05-12 16:09:00] Dave: It’s really insane
[2026-05-12 16:09:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for listening to ME vent!
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Dave: You don’t sound judgy at all!!
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Sam Willis: And I know I sound judgy as shit
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Sam Willis: You’ve done a really great job baby
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Somethings just do not make sense
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Dave: That’s kinda while I feel the need to stick up for you
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Dave: Thanks
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Sam Willis: And I don’t want to shit talk either but god damn!!!
[2026-05-12 16:10:00] Dave: Like, I’ve legitimately tried to withhold judgment for this entire time - and I think I’ve done pretty good. But ffs… he doesn’t make it easy lmao
[2026-05-12 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Brooooooo
[2026-05-12 16:11:00] Dave: WHERE TF DOES HIS MONEY GO??
[2026-05-12 16:11:00] Sam Willis: I do not want to live with anyone again
[2026-05-12 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Brooooooo
[2026-05-12 16:11:00] Sam Willis: This shit is just not worth it
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Sam Willis: No not really?? Some new clothes and his damn funkos he collects but nothing at all big ticket
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Sam Willis: What if he has Secret family he’s been funneling money to all this time?? 😂
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Dave: Does he turn up with new things?
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Sam Willis: No not really?? Some new clothes and his damn funkos he collects but nothing at all big ticket
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Dave: Rofl
[2026-05-12 16:12:00] Sam Willis: What if he has Secret family he’s been funneling money to all this time?? 😂
[2026-05-12 16:13:00] Sam Willis: So I truly do not get it
[2026-05-12 16:13:00] Dave: Ok, maybe I take back the withholding judgement thing
[2026-05-12 16:13:00] Sam Willis: No rent. No utilities. Minimal groceries
[2026-05-12 16:13:00] Dave: Ok, maybe I take back the withholding judgement thing
[2026-05-12 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Like the only other thing I can think of then is paying off big debt? But he said he doesn’t have much. The car and a credit card which was paid off not too long ago
[2026-05-12 16:14:00] Dave: Then he can use the credit card for the movers 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-12 16:14:00] Dave: So he isn’t moving out until Sunday now? The day you get back right?
[2026-05-12 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Yea right!!
[2026-05-12 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Yea right!!
[2026-05-12 16:15:00] Dave: This is kinda fucked up tbh
[2026-05-12 16:15:00] Dave: Like, is he moving stuff over a little at a time through out the week?
[2026-05-12 16:15:00] Dave: This is kinda fucked up tbh
[2026-05-12 16:16:00] Sam Willis: He said he had to move it bc couch delivery was at the same time they charge you if you move that time
[2026-05-12 16:17:00] Dave: Wait, what? Couch delivery? What difference does it make when the couch gets delivered?
[2026-05-12 16:17:00] Sam Willis: He can’t be at my place with the movers and the new place for the couch at the same time
[2026-05-12 16:18:00] Dave: Ok.. I guess 🤔
[2026-05-12 16:19:00] Dave: Have you actually been inside the apartment since he allegedly got the keys?
[2026-05-12 16:19:00] Dave: Just to check the possibility that he doesn’t even have the apartment off the list 😅
[2026-05-12 16:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s a house and no. I trust he’s going freaking somewhere 😂
[2026-05-12 16:21:00] Dave: He better not fucking murder you 🤨
[2026-05-12 16:21:00] Dave: Oh man..
[2026-05-12 16:22:00] Sam Willis: What do you mean!!!!
[2026-05-12 16:22:00] Sam Willis: WHAT!!!!
[2026-05-12 16:22:00] Dave: Think back through some of your true crime show motives…
[2026-05-12 16:22:00] Sam Willis: No I don’t know!!
[2026-05-12 16:22:00] Dave: You know…
[2026-05-12 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Stop it
[2026-05-12 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Well I have cameras outside and inside the house sooooo
[2026-05-12 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Dave
[2026-05-12 16:23:00] Dave: And then when the truth is about to be found out…
[2026-05-12 16:23:00] Dave: How many dudes tell lies about all the shit that they’re doing and come to find out none of it’s true
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Sam Willis: They’re not!!
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Dave: That’s what I’m saying though!!
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Dave: Make sure they’re not ripped out
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Here’s my thing. I don’t give a flying fuck what he has been doing or will be doing as long as he is moved time I get home
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Dave: What if he doesn’t actually have a place to even go?!?!
[2026-05-12 16:24:00] Dave: Well you better be keeping an eye on them yourself
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Right now
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Dave: lmao
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: OK you’re reminding me
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Dave: This conversation might save your life
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Need to watch Worst Ex Ever
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Dave: Don’t deflect
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Dave: According to him
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: He signed a lease
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: He took the kids to it
[2026-05-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Sir.
[2026-05-12 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Bitchhhh, I know what to be on the lookout for!
[2026-05-12 16:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m meeting my friends in an hour for dinner at a new steakhouse and I’m very excited!!
[2026-05-12 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Bitchhhh, I know what to be on the lookout for!
[2026-05-12 16:27:00] Dave: And 2. Everybody thinks that until it happens to them
[2026-05-12 16:27:00] Dave: 1. I said DON’T YOU TRY TO REDIRECT ME
[2026-05-12 16:27:00] Dave: But ok, ok..
[2026-05-12 16:28:00] Dave: Mostly 🤨
[2026-05-12 16:28:00] Dave: I know this is probably mostly unlikely
[2026-05-12 16:29:00] Dave: Is this the girls night out? Aren’t you meeting a few? Or is this different?
[2026-05-12 16:30:00] Sam Willis: Girls night out
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Dave: That sounds dumb
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: I gotta drive my dads big ass truck
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Dave: Make sure you drink too much!
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: lol I might not drink at all
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Dave: That’ll be super fun!
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m excited to see them
[2026-05-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: I’ll probs have one
[2026-05-12 16:32:00] Sam Willis: A murano lol but she’s at work
[2026-05-12 16:32:00] Dave: Mamma Jo doesn’t have a little whip you can take?
[2026-05-12 16:44:00] Sam Willis: So what’s the status of the thing you’re making with Dominic
[2026-05-12 16:45:00] Dave: Thursday
[2026-05-12 16:45:00] Dave: I’m waiting to get the things so I can make sure they fit. They’ll be in
[2026-05-12 16:46:00] Dave: Then I’ll make any changes as necessary, print a few out and send them to him to test, create the website, maybe make some social media account for it.. Oh, we also have to come up with a name
[2026-05-12 16:46:00] Dave: I wrote the business plan today
[2026-05-12 16:49:00] Dave: I think I’m going to go ahead and open an LLC for dc3d too. I need to start keeping track of taxes and shit 🙄
[2026-05-12 16:52:00] Sam Willis: This is wise
[2026-05-12 16:52:00] Sam Willis: This is wise
[2026-05-12 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Woah!!! Look at you!! That’s awesome!!
[2026-05-12 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Woah!!! Look at you!! That’s awesome!!
[2026-05-12 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Copy.MOV
[2026-05-12 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Listen to the grunts at the end 😂
[2026-05-12 16:57:00] Dave: Hahaha omg
[2026-05-12 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Little psychos
[2026-05-12 17:00:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-12 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I cannot get them to come inside. They’re like fuck you byeeeeee
[2026-05-12 17:06:00] Sam Willis: How handy!!!
[2026-05-12 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Woah I need one of these phone holder things
[2026-05-12 17:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-12 17:13:00] Dave: They sure are 😜
[2026-05-12 17:31:00] Sam Willis: THEY HAVE CHEESECAKE!!
[2026-05-12 17:31:00] Dave: NO FUCKING WAY
[2026-05-12 17:32:00] Dave: GET IT
[2026-05-12 17:57:00] Dave: Idk if we’ve ever talked about what kind of steak you like!!
[2026-05-12 18:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm in this town called. It's technically called Titos but everybody calls a T town. I have not been here in probably. 15 years or so anyway we just had dinner and now we're gonna go out to a bar auto fucking Tuesday. This is so great. I haven't like hung out with these pizza in forever. Also, I had to put it in my GPS cause I'm like I don't even know my way around So I just wanted to say hi and also I like my steaks, medium rare of course I mean, maybe even a little bit rare but medium rare is the norm
[2026-05-12 18:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, and I wanna fillet not any of that New York strip bullshit and ribeyes are OK but they've been really fatty lately
[2026-05-12 18:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That is awesome. I'm glad you're having fun. I'm kind of surprised that you eat your steak medium rare or even a little rare. That seems a little weird for you. Miss hard fried eggs. I don't know anyway. Yeah, fillet is the only basically the only thing I eat and medium rare is the only way to get steak cooked so I am certainly glad we're on the same page there cause that's definitely break up material OK bye
[2026-05-12 20:22:00] Sam Willis: My dad is coming to get me 😂😂
[2026-05-12 20:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m home!
[2026-05-12 21:02:00] Dave: Sounds like it
[2026-05-12 21:02:00] Dave: Have fun??
[2026-05-12 21:03:00] Dave: OK so Deadpool killer.. WTF bro
[2026-05-12 21:03:00] Dave: Just… how
[2026-05-12 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Had a blast!
[2026-05-12 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Brooooo literally wtf
[2026-05-12 21:07:00] Dave: That detective that “investigated” the first girls sexual assault…
[2026-05-12 21:08:00] Dave: Like what the actual fuck
[2026-05-12 21:08:00] Dave: He was basically like: naaah don’t worry bro, you seem cool… It’s just some dumb bitches words against yours… I’d never lock you up
[2026-05-12 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Omg I was SO PISSED!!
[2026-05-12 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Like I literally thought his attitude was like…a tactic to get the guy to talk. But no
[2026-05-12 21:09:00] Sam Willis: are you kidding me?!?
[2026-05-12 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Then the mother fucker only was suspended for TWO WEEKS
[2026-05-12 21:11:00] Dave: I was like, surely this just to make him comfortable
[2026-05-12 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!!!
[2026-05-12 21:11:00] Dave: Right?! That’s what I thought too!!
[2026-05-12 21:12:00] Sam Willis: And then it just…. Continued
[2026-05-12 21:12:00] Sam Willis: What a fucker
[2026-05-12 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Is that the only episode you watched so far?
[2026-05-12 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Also. His tattoos!!!
[2026-05-12 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Dude is insane. Zero remorse. Oh and the way he was talking to his dad!! Like…complete sociopath
[2026-05-12 21:17:00] Dave: Yeah that’s all so far
[2026-05-12 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Oh and I had a red velvet cheesecake. SO GOOD!!
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Sam Willis: With the cherries? 😝
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Dave: Because I’m a fat piece of shit
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Dave: I ate my Cheescake too
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m a fat POS toooooo
[2026-05-12 21:18:00] Dave: Good
[2026-05-12 21:19:00] Sam Willis: OK literally lol’d
[2026-05-12 21:19:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-12 21:19:00] Dave: Can we just be fat together and forget about all this working out bullshit lol
[2026-05-12 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Lmfaooooo
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Dave: He’s the gay guy right?
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Sam Willis: One episode so far
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Dan levy?!?!
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I have to try. I’m too fat. lol
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Dave: Oh! Big Mistakes on Netflix
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Dave: Wait
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Dave: David
[2026-05-12 21:20:00] Dave: Yeah! Have you seen it?
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: The BEST
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: He’s pan, technically. I think
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Dave: From schits creek
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Dave: It’s pretty good
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Dan levy
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Have you watched it?
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Dave: Not pet food lol
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Pet food!!!! Lmfaoooo
[2026-05-12 21:21:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Dave: Also dtf
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Ok I need to finish
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I was like huh???
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Dave: Finished it
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwwww!
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Sam Willis: How far into it are you?
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Whoa!
[2026-05-12 21:22:00] Dave: Do you though
[2026-05-12 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha
[2026-05-12 21:23:00] Sam Willis: I don’t forget things like you!!
[2026-05-12 21:23:00] Dave: I never forget anything. Ever.
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Sam Willis: What’s my favorite color
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Dave: In fact, I’ve probably never forgotten anything in my whole life
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Dave: Well, I must have forgotten about that
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Dave: Who dis?
[2026-05-12 21:24:00] Dave: And if I have..
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Dave: Green, durr
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwwwww
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Dave: Blue, durr
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Sam Willis: ewwwww!!!
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Dave: Orange, durr
[2026-05-12 21:25:00] Dave: Red, durr
[2026-05-12 21:26:00] Sam Willis: SKY blue
[2026-05-12 21:26:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-05-12 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Only to wear
[2026-05-12 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Only to wear
[2026-05-12 21:27:00] Sam Willis: OK love. I need to wash my face and do the same.
[2026-05-12 21:27:00] Dave: OK sweetiepie, I think it’s finally that wonderful time of day ☺️
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Love youuuuuu
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Did you miss me tonight not talking that much?
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Maybe absence makes the heart grow fonder
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Dave: Both!
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Sam Willis: GOOD! 😜
[2026-05-12 21:28:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-12 21:29:00] Dave: Night night love 💗
[2026-05-12 21:29:00] Dave: They will be if they’re about you 🥰
[2026-05-12 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams

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DAY OVERVIEW The conversation began with playful teasing and flirtation, transitioned to a mix of anxious and frustrated discussions about Sam's roommate's financial and logistical struggles, and ended with a tender exchange of love and longing, with a touch of self-deprecating humor. The defining theme was the blend of day-to-day stressors and the comforting presence of their romantic connection.

TOPIC INVENTORY - 3D Printing Venture: - Dave and Dominic are starting a 3D printing business, focusing on engine parts. Dave is testing a tray and awaits parts from Dominic. - Emotional register: Excitement, anticipation. - Notable quote: "Come up with a name for it."

  • Disney Trip:
  • A friend's family planned a Disney trip, but one family member backed out, and the trip is still on without Dave.
  • Emotional register: Relief, amusement.

  • Notable quote: "That was so last time you found out the whole trip thing."

  • Roommate's Moving Struggles:

  • Sam's roommate is stressed about moving due to lack of funds, and his car needs repairs. He's also delaying the move until the last possible day.
  • Emotional register: Frustration, concern, irritation.

  • Notable phrase: "I swear to god. I can’t deal."

  • Job Market Frustrations:

  • Sam is frustrated with the job market, feeling discouraged by the unrealistic job descriptions and the abundance of promoted job postings.
  • Emotional register: Frustration, hopelessness.

  • Notable phrase: "I'm so sick of school scrolling through these freaking job offerings."

  • Lettuce Preference Debate:

  • Dave and Sam discuss their preferences for types of lettuce, with Dave favoring iceberg and Sam preferring spinach.
  • Emotional register: Playful, teasing.

  • Notable phrase: "Spinach is just soooo much better."

  • Girls' Night Out:

  • Sam is excited about her girls' night out, including dinner at a new steakhouse.
  • Emotional register: Excitement, anticipation.

  • Notable phrase: "I’m meeting my friends in an hour for dinner at a new steakhouse."

  • TV Show Discussion:

  • They discuss the TV show "Worst Ex Ever," expressing shock and anger at the detective's handling of a sexual assault case.
  • Emotional register: Outrage, disbelief.
  • Notable phrase: "Omg I was SO PISSED!!"

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam initiated flirtation with a playful message about 8.5 inches, suggesting she was "getting warmed up" for physical intimacy. - Dave responded with teasing and anticipation, hinting at their connection. - Sam mentioned wanting to see Dave, expressing physical longing. - They discussed Dave's sexual encounter, with Sam expressing that she missed him and the physical aspect of their relationship.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam engaged in playful teasing and flirtation, with Dave taking a more dominant, teasing role and Sam following with playful banter. - There was a shift to a more anxious and frustrated dynamic when discussing Sam's roommate's situation, with Sam seeking support and Dave offering advice and reassurance. - Expressions of love and longing were present throughout, with both individuals expressing their affection and the desire to be together. - The power dynamic was relatively balanced, with both individuals taking turns leading the conversation and expressing their needs and feelings.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!" — Sam, playful initiation. - "That’s coming along." — Dave, business venture. - "He’s basically just stole hundreds of dollars from you Sunday." — Dave, frustration with roommate. - "I haven’t had nutrients in a while" — Sam, referencing a health-related post. - "I’m a fat POS toooooo" — Sam, humorous self-deprecation. - "Maybe absence makes the heart grow fonder" — Sam, reflecting on their distance. - "I love you and I miss you and I'll talk to you soon" — Dave, tender closing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - The discussion about the 3D printing business suggests further updates and developments in the venture. - Sam's roommate's moving situation hints at ongoing tension and the need for resolution. - The mention of a girls' night out and the emotional reflections at the end suggest a continued exploration of their individual lives and their impact on the relationship. - The playful teasing and flirtation indicate a strong bond and the promise of future romantic interactions.

MOOD MAP playful → anxious/frustrated → tender → reflective/longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    492

    148.3 more; previous daily average 343.7 (6 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    35

    7.8 more; previous daily average 27.2 (6 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 234 · 48% 258 · 52%
Average reply time 1m 4s (n=115) 2m 17s (n=114)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 4s (n=115). 44% shorter; pooled historical mean 1m 55s (6 usable days out of the previous 7; 492 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 17s (n=114). 13% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 37s (6 usable days out of the previous 7; 491 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 22.2 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 77.8% (6 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 9m 38s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 43% higher than the previous daily average of 343.7 (6 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm

Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.

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15:0049
16:00121
17:0011
18:003
19:000
20:002
21:0095
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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 492 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update133 · 27%
Humor102 · 21%
Frustration85 · 17%
Checking in42 · 9%
Excitement29 · 6%

All other signals

Affection21 · 4%
Vulnerability21 · 4%
Emotional support18 · 4%
Encouragement16 · 3%
Disagreement14 · 3%
Appreciation13 · 3%
Planning9 · 2%
Request9 · 2%
Flirting6 · 1%
Boundary setting4 · 1%
Deep sharing4 · 1%
Passive aggression3 · 1%
Sexting3 · 1%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (65), Humor (49), Frustration (30), Checking in (23), Affection (12)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (68), Frustration (55), Humor (53), Excitement (21), Checking in (19)

Tension and positive follow-ups

47 of 77 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (61%).

30 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 77 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  5. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    They booked another trip?!? wtf

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m still listening

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

465 of 492 messages (94.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 217 / 234 92.7%
Sam Willis 248 / 258 96.1%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.84
Appreciation 0.79
Boundary setting 0.68
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.66
Emotional support 0.76
Encouragement 0.73
Excitement 0.78
Flirting 0.72
Frustration 0.73
Humor 0.71
Passive aggression 0.60
Planning 0.72
Request 0.68
Sexting 0.85
Status update 0.64
Unmet need 0.80
Vulnerability 0.69
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-14 15:59:02
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.992

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re so cute

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

score 0.85 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh shut upppp

  2. Context · · Dave

    VALIDATE ME

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wow

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just wow

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But you said it sooo well

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    GOOD

  5. Context · · Dave

    Actually laughed out loud and people looked at me

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    GOOD

  2. Context · · Dave

    Actually laughed out loud and people looked at me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I couldn’t have possible said it better 👸

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Of course I'll still be. I love you and I can't wait to see you and you are absolutely the best and most beautiful kisses.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So you're not gonna love this but my first thought on what you should do over your sabbatical is go see your mom Which I still really think that you should do

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Of course I'll still be. I love you and I can't wait to see you and you are absolutely the best and most beautiful kisses.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So you're not gonna love this but my first thought on what you should do over your sabbatical is go see your mom Which I still really think that you should do

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    ok that’s better

  4. Context · · Dave

    Actually that’s not a bad idea

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe there’s a setting you can change or something for the auto correct?

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And taking everyone to lunch

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I might try to swing the lunch though 😬😬😬

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He’ll be in Wednesday too but I’m for sure not coming in for that.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah we should both go🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah we should both go🤪

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    "lunch time" is right about the time I'll be arriving lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I noticed that. So it’s all fucked!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Fine

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nbd

  5. Context · · Dave

    That's fine... I'll just wait while you go have lunch with your boyfriend samir 😒

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    No I don’t know!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    You know…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Stop it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well I have cameras outside and inside the house sooooo

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dave

Checking in

Showing 3 of 42 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m still listening

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Right?!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I guess she forgot all about it

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think I list them

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t know how you don’t tell me this stuff REAL TIME

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I think I list them

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t know how you don’t tell me this stuff REAL TIME

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Did she straight up say that she booked it and it didn’t include a spot for you?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is this you when you get home from the gym? ☺️☺️

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/cobreezzy/reel/DWrEy7bkdl2/ Conor O’Brien on Instagram 333K views, 37K likes: "Haven’t had nutrients in a while #health"

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Show me!!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Now I really must see

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It's from an animated series from Adult Swim called Metalocalypse. It's about a death metal band and the cometely absurd shit they do. The humor is 100% me though.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK well you and I have similar humor. Ish.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, we'll see lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    What do you mean!!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT!!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Think back through some of your true crime show motives…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No I don’t know!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    You know…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dave

  2. Context · · Dave

    And then when the truth is about to be found out…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How many dudes tell lies about all the shit that they’re doing and come to find out none of it’s true

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    They’re not!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s what I’m saying though!!

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Spinach is ass

  2. Context · · Dave

    It's bitter

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Spinach is just soooo much better

  4. Context · · Dave

    I had a BLT last night with iceberg lettuce and it was the fucking bomb

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    YOU’RE bitter!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I had a BLT last night with iceberg lettuce and it was the fucking bomb

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    YOU’RE bitter!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can't argue with this This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Bitter doesn't go on bacon sandwiches

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s not fresh though. It’s barely even green This message responded to an earlier message.

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    If you’re even still into me by then This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    If you’re even still into me by then

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Same goes for you!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh shut upppp

  5. Context · · Dave

    VALIDATE ME

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    VALIDATE ME

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    And I know, hehehe 🤭

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haha no shit, plus I’d be soooooooo uncomfortable. There’s no way lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haha no shit, plus I’d be soooooooo uncomfortable. There’s no way lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    We’ll figure something out

  4. Context · · Dave

    We’ll figure something out This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    If you’re even still into me by then This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haha no shit, plus I’d be soooooooo uncomfortable. There’s no way lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    We’ll figure something out

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    We’ll figure something out This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    If you’re even still into me by then This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    If you’re even still into me by then

score 0.78 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh shut upppp

  2. Context · · Dave

    VALIDATE ME

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Excitement

Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    They booked another trip?!? wtf

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m still listening

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What kind of muffin?! I want a muffin!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    💯 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    💯

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    And I know, hehehe 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s more like it

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Flirting

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re so cute

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

  5. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t know how you don’t tell me this stuff REAL TIME

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did she straight up say that she booked it and it didn’t include a spot for you?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Is this you when you get home from the gym? ☺️☺️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/cobreezzy/reel/DWrEy7bkdl2/ Conor O’Brien on Instagram 333K views, 37K likes: "Haven’t had nutrients in a while #health"

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sooooo. Wanna take a trip to come see me while they are in Disney 🤭🤭🤭 No you can’t. Too risky lol. But a girl can dream.

Frustration

Showing 3 of 85 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    They booked another trip?!? wtf

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m still listening

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg the Disney thing!!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

  5. Context · · Dave

    I guess she forgot all about it

Humor

Showing 3 of 102 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

score 0.77 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

  2. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    They booked another trip?!? wtf

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m still listening

Passive aggression

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Jerk

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤪

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You're the one that said it!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Never

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    And 2. Everybody thinks that until it happens to them

  2. Context · · Dave

    1. I said DON’T YOU TRY TO REDIRECT ME

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But ok, ok..

  4. Context · · Dave

    Mostly 🤨

  5. Context · · Dave

    I know this is probably mostly unlikely

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Green, durr

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ewwwwwww

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🙄🙄

  4. Context · · Dave

    Blue, durr

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    ewwwww!!!

Planning

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s true. But also, Jen can’t stand her own husband soooooo This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But yea we will have to see with money lol. Godddddd

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oooo maybe I come see you!!!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, seemed genuinely ok

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I can’t stay WITH you and you need to take care of the dogs soooooo

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So you're not gonna love this but my first thought on what you should do over your sabbatical is go see your mom Which I still really think that you should do

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    ok that’s better

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Actually that’s not a bad idea

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe there’s a setting you can change or something for the auto correct?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I swear to god this thing… I literally watched it put “that’s” and then change it to “says” after I typed “not a bad idea” 😠

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I might try to swing the lunch though 😬😬😬

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’ll be in Wednesday too but I’m for sure not coming in for that.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah we should both go🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah we should both go🤪

  5. Context · · Dave

    And yeah that's total bullshit about the exclamation point. Thank you. Seems so lackluster compared to Thank you!

Request

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

  4. Context · · Dave

    I guess she forgot all about it

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think I list them

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    ok that’s better

  2. Context · · Dave

    Actually that’s not a bad idea

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Maybe there’s a setting you can change or something for the auto correct?

  4. Context · · Dave

    I swear to god this thing… I literally watched it put “that’s” and then change it to “says” after I typed “not a bad idea” 😠

  5. Context · · Dave

    Maybe I’ll try again

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Samir is coming in that Tuesday you fly in 😭😭😭😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And taking everyone to lunch

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I might try to swing the lunch though 😬😬😬

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’ll be in Wednesday too but I’m for sure not coming in for that.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah we should both go🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.

Sexting

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

  5. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What kind of muffin?! I want a muffin!

  4. Context · · Dave

    💯 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Pet food!!!! Lmfaoooo

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Also dtf

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok I need to finish

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I was like huh???

Status update

Showing 3 of 133 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t wait to get these 8.5 inches!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Going on a walk real quick then I’ll listen

  4. Context · · Dave

    Gotta get warmed up first 😏. Good thinking 😌

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is it only Tuesday?!? 😩

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok finally listening!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want some ducks!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    They booked another trip?!? wtf

Unmet need

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Same goes for you!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh shut upppp

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    VALIDATE ME

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ofc I’ll still be into you baby ❤️ it’ll be almost our 1 year WAA anniversary!!! 🤭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is me validating!!!

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I am on my way to work again. Tuesday So sick going to work Yeah, nothing much has happened since I talk to you a few hours ago. I hope you slept well last night…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    You’re so cute

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Which is kind of shitty in and of itself

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg you’re not going!!!!!????

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So who are the 8

  5. Context · · Dave

    I guess she forgot all about it

score 0.70 · confidence 0.925

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is this you when you get home from the gym? ☺️☺️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/cobreezzy/reel/DWrEy7bkdl2/ Conor O’Brien on Instagram 333K views, 37K likes: "Haven’t had nutrients in a while #health"

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sooooo. Wanna take a trip to come see me while they are in Disney 🤭🤭🤭 No you can’t. Too risky lol. But a girl can dream.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sooooo. Wanna take a trip to come see me while they are in Disney 🤭🤭🤭 No you can’t. Too risky lol. But a girl can dream. This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    What stuff??