2026-08-10
Transcript (tap to expand)
[2026-08-10 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
[2026-08-10 08:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan either if any kind of storms just because I don't wanna lose power the main thing it looks like a pretty big storm now according all those locations impacted That's right and yes, the video from my drone is super nice. That's one of the cool things about DJI drones is they're all super high-quality. Well they got some like more or less expensive ones. But I'm open to the professional category With the one I got so that's pretty cool Hopefully you slept good even though you hate mornings I did in fact I woke up at About three and me and Bear both were fucking in the exact same spot like he was kind of like leaned up against my leg The exactly so it's he hadn't moved I can't talk this morning He was there when we went to sleep and I woke up and he hadn't moved like all all night so that was He must've been tired too cause usually Oh my God Because usually He hangs around in the bed for a little while he's up and out doing stuff and not doing stuff, but laying on the floor last night though I am working from home today. Today is the last day of band camp so I don't have to take or so. I have to pick Grayson up from that at 11 but That's the last time in school starts Thursday So yeah Friday's Friday I just saw that that's pretty sweet. Nice little day off there. I guess I'm gonna have to go into the office for a couple hours But that'll be all right So I gotta run up to the mailing place which I'm getting ready to do now because I got like Eight or 10 packages I gotta go out Oh gosh I need some more Energy drink apparently Hopefully your day is off to a great start And I can't wait to hear your voice I will talk to you soon
[2026-08-10 09:00:00] Sam Willis: I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
[2026-08-10 09:00:00] Dave: Hahaha, good for you
[2026-08-10 09:00:00] Sam Willis: OK going to listen now!
[2026-08-10 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Are you WFH today?
[2026-08-10 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh you just got to that part in your message lol
[2026-08-10 09:05:00] Dave: I thought I mentioned it lol
[2026-08-10 09:05:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-10 09:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep
[2026-08-10 09:07:00] Dave: Can you get me a couple packs?
[2026-08-10 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Felt like my skin was on fire. Ugh
[2026-08-10 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave: Wtf
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Sir…
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave: Thanks baby! You’re the best
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave: That sounds awful 😭
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave:
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Sir…
[2026-08-10 09:08:00] Dave: Thanks baby! You’re the best
[2026-08-10 09:09:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-08-10 09:09:00] Sam Willis: We will argue later
[2026-08-10 10:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 10:15:00] Dave: Ok… that’s a little weird with Brian
[2026-08-10 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh God now Brian just said I'm not sure how much help I can be but if you need any help or need a place to stay on the way it's not on the way. By the way let me know. I'm not staying at your place. This is weird This is weird
[2026-08-10 10:15:00] Sam Willis: It gets worse. lol
[2026-08-10 10:16:00] Dave: Is he trying to hook up?!
[2026-08-10 10:16:00] Dave: Hahaha ok… I’m pausing your first message to listen to this
[2026-08-10 10:16:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-10 10:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: But we talked about this before he's he's always like just kind of said like borderline inappropriate shit to me. It seems weird. I don't know of any other female coworkers that have stayed at his place. I know he has like a barn that has been converted to like an apartment place where he has had people stay, but never fucking woman, but I'm aware of a coworker.
[2026-08-10 10:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I used to legitimately report to him and he invited me to stay at his place Like maybe he's gay and then he doesn't view. This is a thing but I don't think so.
[2026-08-10 10:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking brat oh, my God I expect to it's probably innocent enough and just trying to help out but you know like who knows It is a little creepy, but yeah yeah I guess I don't really know. I'm well enough just from what I do know it seems like he's probably just unaware of that being weird but Still Yeah, it's crazy about storm Ominous is the right word I know exactly what you mean but You are moving back to the Midwest so pretty soon you're gonna be having real tornadoes and not just stupid little dust tornadoes so look forward to that
[2026-08-10 10:25:00] Dave: Also, check in today?
[2026-08-10 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You shut your mouth about real tornadoes OK that is the only thing that does have me worried about not getting a house to the basement but like I knew that if I got a basement, it would literally just be completely wasted space other than to hide when there's a possible tornado but basements creep me the fuck out anyway, but that part does worry me that I don't have one
[2026-08-10 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: And yes, we can check in today. I am expecting two calls. One is from my bank to go over like the loan terms and then another from the insurance guy so I told them both I'm available after two my time so we will see when they call. Dude, the insurance guy called me four times this weekend between Friday night and Saturday night and I just didn't fucking respond. He sent me three emails. I'm like bro it's my weekend. I don't wanna talk to you like Jesus Christ.
[2026-08-10 10:29:00] Dave: Jeez
[2026-08-10 10:30:00] Dave: The insurance guy
[2026-08-10 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: The insurance guy always ends with. I can't wait to earn your business. I'm so looking forward to earning your business. It's like bitch. I'm already a customer. I'm literally just going from a policy in Arizona to a policy in Indiana and yes, you are now servicing this new policy, but you don't need to earn my business. I already told you I'm I'm gonna fucking lock it in. There's no earning here Christ you're about to not hurt my business cause you're pissing me off
[2026-08-10 10:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking insurance people are like that man so like overeager ones are that's just annoying
[2026-08-10 11:08:00] Sam Willis: This kid…🤦♀️
[2026-08-10 11:08:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 11:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 11:12:00] Sam Willis: What?!?!
[2026-08-10 11:12:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-08-10 11:27:00] Dave: And I’m going where the wind takes me cowboy 🤣
[2026-08-10 11:27:00] Dave: Lolol… ms protective
[2026-08-10 12:14:00] Sam Willis: I can’t find my chapstick and this is a fucking travesty
[2026-08-10 12:21:00] Dave: Omg! What are you gonna do?!?
[2026-08-10 12:21:00] Dave: Kill urself? I would
[2026-08-10 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Do you even use chapstick
[2026-08-10 12:22:00] Dave: But that’s what I’d do
[2026-08-10 12:22:00] Dave: I mean… don’t. I’d miss you.
[2026-08-10 12:52:00] Dave: Hehe, no
[2026-08-10 12:53:00] Dave: I usually keep some Burt’s bees around in the winter but that’s about it.
[2026-08-10 12:55:00] Sam Willis: I have an addiction
[2026-08-10 12:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m on the phone with insurance guy. Omg his voice I can’t stand
[2026-08-10 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Can. Not. Stand
[2026-08-10 12:55:00] Sam Willis: 50 times a day
[2026-08-10 13:06:00] Sam Willis: Holy shit you won’t believe this. I’ll have to tell you when I got off this call.
[2026-08-10 13:06:00] Sam Willis: I am SCREAMING
[2026-08-10 13:41:00] Sam Willis: I have been on the phone with this fucker for 53 mins. I’m about to lose my shit
[2026-08-10 13:42:00] Dave: wtf is going on?
[2026-08-10 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: That call was supposed to be five minutes per this freaking email an hour later anyway So in Arizona glass coverage is just an automatic because we get rock chips so frequently And this is my bad for not really thinking about this but like I get rock chips three times at least and like if it's just a chip, I'll let it go for a while but eventually it starts spreading and then I get the holding replaced well it's always been free, but it's a claim and I just haven't talked through but anyway I have had insurance at Costco American family insurance for four years and you file these freaking claims whatever so I'm working with the same insurance company and they just came back today and said we can't ensure you because of all of these claims But you are ensuring me and they're like I know, but when she moved, we can't ensure you any longer and I'm like, but this won't be a thing in Indiana like and I like sorry we still can't ensure you So it's just completely fucking asinine dude completely asinine so whatever I'm going through progressive but all those claims are following me over to progressive too and it's just whatever it's done. I'm gonna redo this shit in like six months to a year and screw it all, but I am like make this make sense.
[2026-08-10 13:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my god that's such bullshit. That is the insurance racket though they're perfectly happy to take your money for years and years and years and never fucking have to settle a single claim and then as soon as you get one, they're like oh fuck this guy making all these claims. Yeah, it's fucking total bullshit Like they're not making enough fucking money It's ridiculous
[2026-08-10 14:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s literally enraging. Bc now my premiums are so much higher bc of this. When it’s a GIVEN in Arizona. Ughhhhh I’m an idiot. I just never should have filed a claim but GOD FORBID they pay out fucking anything
[2026-08-10 14:02:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-08-10 14:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, and then this freaking douche was like oh so I'm getting progressive now which like he could set up through their partnership or whatever I don't like her I'm shopping again for all the shit in like six months but anyway he was like oh progressive wants to know if you want snapshot like what snapshot and he's like This really cool tool that you put in your car and it adjust your premiums based off of your driving and how good you're driving and I'm like absolutely not. I remember then it was. I'm like fuck you this is ridiculous.
[2026-08-10 14:03:00] Dave: Fuuuuuck that shit
[2026-08-10 14:03:00] Dave: HAHAHAHAHAH
[2026-08-10 14:03:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-10 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Justin accepted Brian’s position
[2026-08-10 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Which fine. I’m just not in the mood to freaking interview and train
[2026-08-10 14:07:00] Dave: That’s good. I’m glad we don’t have to tell him no and we can hire that other guy lol
[2026-08-10 14:07:00] Dave: Wanna hire me? 🤭
[2026-08-10 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know if Eric knows
[2026-08-10 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Like had Eric already cut him loose?
[2026-08-10 14:09:00] Sam Willis: No. We would hate each other. 🤪
[2026-08-10 14:09:00] Dave: I wouldn’t do anything, and you’d just do it all like you do anyway.
[2026-08-10 14:09:00] Dave: No we wouldn’t.
[2026-08-10 14:09:00] Dave: Win-win
[2026-08-10 14:09:00] Sam Willis: No. We would hate each other. 🤪
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Digital forensics, incident response, and SOC
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Sam Willis: But also. This is literally your space….
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Sam Willis: I’d kill you
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Sam Willis: I don’t WANT to do it all
[2026-08-10 14:10:00] Dave: What is it?
[2026-08-10 14:11:00] Sam Willis: Like riding a bike
[2026-08-10 14:11:00] Dave: Yeah, I guess it is huh?
[2026-08-10 14:11:00] Dave: Well… used to be
[2026-08-10 14:11:00] Sam Willis: It totally is
[2026-08-10 14:11:00] Dave: It’s been a while
[2026-08-10 14:12:00] Dave: You can just say it baby
[2026-08-10 14:12:00] Sam Willis: We’d have to stop WAA though
[2026-08-10 14:12:00] Dave: You’re just looking for a reason aren’t ya
[2026-08-10 14:12:00] Sam Willis: No I’m just telling you that it would HAVE to
[2026-08-10 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-08-10 14:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m not trying to end WAA
[2026-08-10 14:13:00] Sam Willis: 😡
[2026-08-10 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Stop it. Hmph
[2026-08-10 14:13:00] Dave: I know I know 😘
[2026-08-10 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-08-10 14:18:00] Dave: Ironically enough, WAA is probably the only thing that would actually motivate me to work hard at this job 🤣
[2026-08-10 14:19:00] Sam Willis: But wouldn’t it get super awkward between us?
[2026-08-10 14:22:00] Dave: It would be awkward if I was lazy and made you look bad. That’s what I mean. I wouldn’t put you in that position so I’d work my ass off
[2026-08-10 14:23:00] Sam Willis: But how could I give you a performance review or any sort of constructive feedback??? lol
[2026-08-10 14:23:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-08-10 14:23:00] Dave: I mean… I imagine that’s how I’d feel
[2026-08-10 14:24:00] Dave: Do you give anyone “constructive feedback”? Like, ever? 😐
[2026-08-10 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Thank you very much
[2026-08-10 14:24:00] Sam Willis: YES
[2026-08-10 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Do I like doing it? No. lol
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Dave: Right 🙄
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Sam Willis: 😡
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Sam Willis: That’s why Justin is leaving me
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Sam Willis: He hates me
[2026-08-10 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Not sure why that sent twice
[2026-08-10 14:59:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-08-10 14:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m grumpy.
[2026-08-10 15:00:00] Dave: Fine. But unmotivated
[2026-08-10 15:00:00] Sam Willis: What’s going on with you
[2026-08-10 15:00:00] Dave: I’m kinda… meh
[2026-08-10 15:00:00] Dave: Why are you grumpy??
[2026-08-10 15:01:00] Dave: You know when you have a hangover and nothing like, feels good?
[2026-08-10 15:02:00] Dave: Kinda that. Nothing wrong or on my mind. I’m just bored
[2026-08-10 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-10 15:02:00] Dave: I mean…
[2026-08-10 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Do you have a hangover?
[2026-08-10 15:02:00] Dave: I mean…
[2026-08-10 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Haha oh lawdddd
[2026-08-10 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Probably bc you’ve been at home for over a week and need to get out and into the office around other ppl. Even if that doesn’t sound fun…it DOES have an impact 😅
[2026-08-10 15:03:00] Dave: What IS a hangover anyway 🤪
[2026-08-10 15:03:00] Dave: What IS a hangover anyway 🤪
[2026-08-10 15:04:00] Dave: No comment 😑
[2026-08-10 15:04:00] Dave: Now you. What’s your problem?
[2026-08-10 15:04:00] Dave: No comment 😑
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just like exercise and diet. You know it’s needed.
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh the insurance stuff just set me off lol
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Now I want to go home and watch TV 😅
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Dave: Ok. Gogggggggg
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just like exercise and diet. You know it’s needed.
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Now I want to go home and watch TV 😅
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Dave: Ok. Gogggggggg
[2026-08-10 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh the insurance stuff just set me off lol
[2026-08-10 15:06:00] Dave: Oh man. Speaking of working out… I’ve been sooooo sore in my chest since Saturday
[2026-08-10 15:07:00] Dave: But like, the kind of sore that makes it feel really good when you stretch
[2026-08-10 15:08:00] Sam Willis: You know you did good!
[2026-08-10 15:08:00] Sam Willis: I love that!!
[2026-08-10 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I dunno why I’m opening new ones before I finish old ones 😅
[2026-08-10 15:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 15:40:00] Sam Willis: https://www.facebook.com/groups/azfamilyweather/posts/2573988596383226/?mibextid=wwXIfr Tornado cleanup in Sage Creek Send a crew to Sage Creek and check out the destruction we had here. This is tornado clean up...
[2026-08-10 15:40:00] Dave: Hahaha it’s a thing bro
[2026-08-10 15:40:00] Sam Willis: Legit tornado last night
[2026-08-10 15:41:00] Sam Willis: I want to chop off all my hair
[2026-08-10 15:41:00] Sam Willis: But my face is too fat to support it
[2026-08-10 15:42:00] Dave: Ngl… it really triggers me that you don’t straighten the bottle out.
[2026-08-10 15:42:00] Dave: Don’t you fucking dare!!
[2026-08-10 15:42:00] Dave: Don’t you fucking dare!!
[2026-08-10 15:42:00] Sam Willis: HAHAHAHA. Yassssssss!!
[2026-08-10 15:42:00] Sam Willis: HAHAHAHA. Yassssssss!!
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Sam Willis: It looks like a fucking mop dude
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Not paired with my face
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Dave: Tf is wrong with you?!
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Dave: Your hair is beautiful
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Dave: 😳
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Sam Willis: It has no volume
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s in my face
[2026-08-10 15:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s just there. Flat.
[2026-08-10 15:44:00] Dave: Yes, paired with your face
[2026-08-10 15:44:00] Dave: But now that I think about it…
[2026-08-10 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-08-10 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Ok but let’s just brainstorm OTHER hairstyles for me
[2026-08-10 15:45:00] Dave: I do enjoy your hair most when I’m looking at the back of it 😏
[2026-08-10 15:46:00] Dave: But no, you have great hair and it looks perfect with your gorgeous face
[2026-08-10 15:52:00] Sam Willis: I know YOU believe that
[2026-08-10 15:52:00] Sam Willis: I do not lol
[2026-08-10 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Well. Maybe. You SAY that
[2026-08-10 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm thank you
[2026-08-10 15:53:00] Sam Willis: But…. Is it when it looks like a mop???? lol
[2026-08-10 15:53:00] Sam Willis: I do feel like long hair, in general, is sexier
[2026-08-10 15:54:00] Dave: Why do you think it looks like a mop?
[2026-08-10 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Bc no volume!
[2026-08-10 16:01:00] Sam Willis: Bc it’s so thick, it’s heavy so it just lays there
[2026-08-10 16:05:00] Dave: Bro. Do you know how many women would kill for thick hair like yours
[2026-08-10 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Like 2%
[2026-08-10 16:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-08-10 16:10:00] Dave: Send me a photo and I’ll do some ai hair styles for you
[2026-08-10 16:11:00] Sam Willis: You have pics of me!
[2026-08-10 16:11:00] Dave: No I need one like, straight on
[2026-08-10 16:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 16:29:00] Sam Willis: Oh my
[2026-08-10 16:29:00] Sam Willis: Hold on. Packing up
[2026-08-10 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Call me when you can check in
[2026-08-10 17:28:00] Sam Willis: I might get #14
[2026-08-10 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Or #4
[2026-08-10 17:29:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬
[2026-08-10 17:40:00] Dave: Like the pixie cut lol
[2026-08-10 17:40:00] Dave: Yeah either would look great and not be too much different
[2026-08-10 17:52:00] Dave: Well, your fucking rock chip talk earlier must have been psychic….
[2026-08-10 17:53:00] Dave: I had a rock hit my windshield yesterday omw back from Dallas getting my drone. I didn’t see any damage at the time but I just looked up when I was putting my sun-shade up and saw this
[2026-08-10 18:09:00] Sam Willis: Nooooooo
[2026-08-10 18:10:00] Sam Willis: Well whatever you do, don’t make a fucking insurance claim. Assholes.
[2026-08-10 18:11:00] Dave: I have full glass coverage…
[2026-08-10 18:11:00] Dave: Idk if I should use it now though lol
[2026-08-10 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Ok but just know it’s a damn claim that’ll carry over for the next like 3 damn years
[2026-08-10 18:28:00] Sam Willis: I am screaming at today’s MW safety
[2026-08-10 18:29:00] Sam Willis: Bc I dunno where the cops backups are. Like he had to pit this bitch like 14 times. No fucking backup. Christ
[2026-08-10 19:33:00] Dave: I’ll check it out when I get home
[2026-08-10 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m watching this code blue cam and this Florida highway patrol was NOT fucking around with the PITs. The cops car was so fucked but he just kept on going lol
[2026-08-10 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Why don’t I ever get to see some cool shit!!
[2026-08-10 19:41:00] Sam Willis: So many idiots
[2026-08-10 21:05:00] Dave: Omfg the pit maneuvers
[2026-08-10 21:06:00] Sam Willis: On MW Safety?
[2026-08-10 21:06:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Sam Willis: But it’s still cute
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Dave: How’s your evening going?
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Sam Willis: I should have ordered a large. I wanted it to be a big ol sleep shirt
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Yay!
[2026-08-10 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Also
[2026-08-10 21:14:00] Dave: I love it though! I forget about it
[2026-08-10 21:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 21:15:00] Dave: Ooooh did you get me some??
[2026-08-10 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Nope lol
[2026-08-10 21:17:00] Sam Willis: But I love you!
[2026-08-10 21:24:00] Sam Willis: I dunno what you want. Plus I had $25 in cash and that is exactly what I used.
[2026-08-10 21:28:00] Dave: It’s ok baby
[2026-08-10 21:29:00] Dave: Hopefully they help you get some good sleep 🙏
[2026-08-10 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Are you out of all your gummies?
[2026-08-10 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby. I hope so too.
[2026-08-10 21:29:00] Dave: Nah I still have 2 packs
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Sam Willis: I only took 1/4 of each though
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Dave: But I want some more before you go
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Sam Willis: You little hoarder you!!
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Dave: I need to stock up while I can lol
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Sam Willis: So you’re supposed to take these 2 things together. The fall asleep. Then the stay asleep. I’m like hmmm seems scammy to need to take both lol
[2026-08-10 21:30:00] Sam Willis: You little hoarder you!!
[2026-08-10 21:31:00] Dave: Yeah that’s a total scam
[2026-08-10 21:31:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-08-10 21:31:00] Sam Willis: But the 2 combined were on sale for $22!! 🤣
[2026-08-10 21:31:00] Dave: 1/4 of either would probably do the trick
[2026-08-10 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Omg!! So I double dosed?!?! Ahhhh
[2026-08-10 21:32:00] Sam Willis: 😱😱😱😱
[2026-08-10 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Omg!! So I double dosed?!?! Ahhhh
[2026-08-10 21:32:00] Sam Willis: I’M GOING TO NEVER WAKE UP
[2026-08-10 21:32:00] Sam Willis: 😱😱😱😱
[2026-08-10 21:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So when it comes to cannabis, there's like there's lots hundreds of Strains but they fall into two categories, either sativa or Indica and Indica are the ones that make you sleepy and sativa are the ones that Well, I don't like to say sleepy or like amped up because it's not really how it works. It's more of a body high or head high and Indica is the body high, which is what people associate asleep or associate with making your tire. And sativa like make your brain kind of I guess I mean it does make it more active, but like most people can go to sleep with either like if you take either one and go to bed that works the same so now at the industry has started doing things like this where You take some of this when some of this one like in making it four things when the reality is that like people have been using cannabis like before they even use sativa or Indica was a thing for all of these same elements like sleeping and nausea and stress and whatever So now that it's gotten so commercial, they have started like it just like all vitamins and wellness stuff there's like 80% of it is fucking hype and scam
[2026-08-10 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I just turned on a sad movie and I hope I cry
[2026-08-10 21:37:00] Sam Willis: And im always an easy target lol
[2026-08-10 21:38:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-08-10 21:45:00] Dave: I hope so too
[2026-08-10 21:50:00] Sam Willis: It’s already sad
[2026-08-10 21:58:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I’m feeling these hit
[2026-08-10 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised you’re still awake
[2026-08-10 21:59:00] Dave: So now… this
[2026-08-10 21:59:00] Dave: Yeah i think it’s that nap I took
[2026-08-10 21:59:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-10 22:17:00] Sam Willis: I can’t feel my tongue anymore
[2026-08-10 22:17:00] Dave: How ya feeling?
[2026-08-10 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Shits getting really sad in this movie
[2026-08-10 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Body is definitely relaxed
[2026-08-10 22:18:00] Dave: High enough to send me a pic of those sexy titties? 😏
[2026-08-10 22:18:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Dave: The let’s see them tittles!!
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Dave: Thought I’d try 🤷♂️
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-08-10 22:19:00] Sam Willis: Lololol
[2026-08-10 22:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-10 22:20:00] Dave: Ok, ok, I’m done
[2026-08-10 22:21:00] Sam Willis: I love you!! Have a fabulous sleep
[2026-08-10 22:21:00] Dave: YOU too!
[2026-08-10 22:21:00] Dave: Alright babydoll, I love you too. And I’m finally going to bed
[2026-08-10 22:22:00] Dave: You’re the best, sweetie
[2026-08-10 22:22:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ ❤️
[2026-08-10 22:22:00] Sam Willis: You are too
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday. Morning grittiness → afternoon annoyance over insurance → playful evening with a side of sexual teasing. The day's most defining theme was the insurance company's unfair denial of coverage due to past claims, despite them being a standard in Arizona.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Mornings - Sam hates mornings. Dave jokes about not knowing what mornings are. - Emotional register: Gritty, annoyed. - Notable quotes: "I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH." - Insurance - Sam's insurance company denied coverage due to past rock chip claims, despite them being common in Arizona. Dave calls it a scam. - Emotional register: Frustrated, annoyed. - Notable quotes: "They're perfectly happy to take your money for years and years and years and never fucking have to settle a single claim." - Work - Dave is working from home. Sam is going to pick up Grayson from band camp. - Emotional register: Neutral, informative. - Notable quotes: "Today is the last day of band camp." - Weather - Dave mentions a storm. Sam is moving to the Midwest, which has more tornadoes. - Emotional register: Fearful, anxious. - Notable quotes: "Look forward to that."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave joked about seeing Sam's titties, but she refused. - Initiated by: Dave - Specific language: "High enough to send me a pic of those sexy titties?" - Physical sensations: None mentioned.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave joked about seeing Sam's titties, but she refused. This was a playful moment. - Power-dynamic moments: Dave being playful, Sam refusing. - Sam was frustrated and annoyed about the insurance situation. - Expressions of frustration: "That is the insurance racket though."
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH." — Sam, expressing her dislike for mornings. - "They're perfectly happy to take your money for years and years and years and never fucking have to settle a single claim." — Dave, discussing the insurance company's tactics. - "High enough to send me a pic of those sexy titties?" — Dave, sexually teasing. - "That sounds awful 😭" — Dave, responding to Sam's insomnia. - "I'm not a big fan either if any kind of storms just because I don't wanna lose power" — Dave, discussing his dislike for storms. - "I was there when we went to sleep and I woke up and he hadn't moved" — Sam, describing her dog Bear's unusual behavior. - "You're the best, sweetie" — Dave, expressing affection. - "I can't wait to hear your voice" — Dave, expressing longing. - "I'm gonna have to go into the office for a couple hours" — Dave, discussing his work plans. - "I guess I'm gonna have to go into the office for a couple hours" — Dave, discussing his work plans. - "I'm going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep" — Sam, discussing her plans to help with insomnia. - "Thanks baby! You’re the best" — Dave, acknowledging Sam's offer to buy gummies. - "That sounds awful 😭" — Dave, responding to Sam's insomnia. - "I'd kill you" — Sam, joking about not wanting to work together.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The insurance situation is unresolved and may continue to be a topic of discussion. - Sam's move to the Midwest is a future event that will likely be discussed again. - Dave's unmotivated state is a continuation from a previous discussion. - The insurance guy's behavior is a running joke.
MOOD MAP annoyed at morning → frustrated with insurance → playful evening → sexually teasing
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
-
Messages exchanged
282
109.3 more; previous daily average 172.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
-
Conversation sessions
30
6.7 more; previous daily average 23.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 119 · 42% | 163 · 58% |
| Average reply time | 1m 23s (n=69) | 3m 5s (n=71) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 1 · 0% | 1 of 1 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 23s (n=69). 56% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 9s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 294 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 5s (n=71). 15% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 38s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 292 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 56.2 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 56.2% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 16 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 18s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 63% higher than the previous daily average of 172.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 56% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 9s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 294 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 282 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (28), Humor (22), Frustration (16), Affection (11), Checking in (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (28), Humor (26), Frustration (22), Vulnerability (16), Excitement (10)
Tension and positive follow-ups
21 of 33 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (64%).
12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 51s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 33 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir…
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir… This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
We will argue later
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
235 of 282 messages (83.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 107 / 119 | 89.9% |
| Sam Willis | 128 / 163 | 78.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.74 |
| Boundary setting | 0.72 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.71 |
| Emotional support | 0.68 |
| Encouragement | 0.74 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.70 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.62 |
| Planning | 0.68 |
| Request | 0.78 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.62 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:16:29
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best
- Context · · Dave
That sounds awful 😭
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir… This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will argue later
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you even use chapstick
- Context · · Dave
But that’s what I’d do
- Detected signal · · Dave
I mean… don’t. I’d miss you.
- Context · · Dave
Hehe, no
- Context · · Dave
I usually keep some Burt’s bees around in the winter but that’s about it.
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir… This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will argue later
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I wouldn’t do anything, and you’d just do it all like you do anyway.
- Context · · Dave
No we wouldn’t.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Win-win
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. We would hate each other. 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Digital forensics, incident response, and SOC
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
I mean… I imagine that’s how I’d feel
- Context · · Dave
Do you give anyone “constructive feedback”? Like, ever? 😐
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you very much
- Context · · Sam Willis
YES
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do I like doing it? No. lol
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
But also. This is literally your space….
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’d kill you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t WANT to do it all
- Context · · Dave
What is it?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like riding a bike
score 0.74 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want to chop off all my hair
- Context · · Sam Willis
But my face is too fat to support it
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ngl… it really triggers me that you don’t straighten the bottle out.
- Context · · Dave
Don’t you fucking dare!!
- Context · · Dave
Don’t you fucking dare!! This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
I had a rock hit my windshield yesterday omw back from Dallas getting my drone. I didn’t see any damage at the time but I just looked up when I was putting my sun-shade up and saw this
- Context · · Sam Willis
Nooooooo
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well whatever you do, don’t make a fucking insurance claim. Assholes.
- Context · · Dave
I have full glass coverage…
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I should use it now though lol
Checking in
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
score 0.88 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I used to legitimately report to him and he invited me to stay at his place Like maybe he's gay and then he doesn't view. This is a thing but I don't think so.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking brat oh, my God I expect to it's probably innocent enough and just trying to help out but you know like who knows It is a little creepy, but yeah yeah I guess I don't really know. I'm well enough ju…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Also, check in today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: You shut your mouth about real tornadoes OK that is the only thing that does have me worried about not getting a house to the basement but like I knew that if I got a basement, it would literally just be completely wasted sp…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And yes, we can check in today. I am expecting two calls. One is from my bank to go over like the loan terms and then another from the insurance guy so I told them both I'm available after two my time so we will see when the…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.81
- Context · · Dave
Lolol… ms protective
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t find my chapstick and this is a fucking travesty
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg! What are you gonna do?!?
- Context · · Dave
Kill urself? I would
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you even use chapstick
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Why do you think it looks like a mop?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc no volume!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s so thick, it’s heavy so it just lays there
- Context · · Dave
Bro. Do you know how many women would kill for thick hair like yours
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 2%
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
We will argue later
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Ok… that’s a little weird with Brian
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have been on the phone with this fucker for 53 mins. I’m about to lose my shit
- Context · · Dave
wtf is going on?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: That call was supposed to be five minutes per this freaking email an hour later anyway So in Arizona glass coverage is just an automatic because we get rock chips so frequently And this is my bad for not really thinking abou…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my god that's such bullshit. That is the insurance racket though they're perfectly happy to take your money for years and years and years and never fucking have to settle a single claim and then as soon…
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s literally enraging. Bc now my premiums are so much higher bc of this. When it’s a GIVEN in Arizona. Ughhhhh I’m an idiot. I just never should have filed a claim but GOD FORBID they pay out fucking anything
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even know if Eric knows
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like had Eric already cut him loose?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. We would hate each other. 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I wouldn’t do anything, and you’d just do it all like you do anyway.
- Context · · Dave
No we wouldn’t.
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir…
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best
- Detected signal · · Dave
That sounds awful 😭
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir… This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But we talked about this before he's he's always like just kind of said like borderline inappropriate shit to me. It seems weird. I don't know of any other female coworkers that have stayed at his place. I know he has like a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I used to legitimately report to him and he invited me to stay at his place Like maybe he's gay and then he doesn't view. This is a thing but I don't think so.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking brat oh, my God I expect to it's probably innocent enough and just trying to help out but you know like who knows It is a little creepy, but yeah yeah I guess I don't really know. I'm well enough ju…
- Context · · Dave
Also, check in today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: You shut your mouth about real tornadoes OK that is the only thing that does have me worried about not getting a house to the basement but like I knew that if I got a basement, it would literally just be completely wasted sp…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
50 times a day
- Context · · Sam Willis
Holy shit you won’t believe this. I’ll have to tell you when I got off this call.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have been on the phone with this fucker for 53 mins. I’m about to lose my shit
- Context · · Dave
wtf is going on?
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ironically enough, WAA is probably the only thing that would actually motivate me to work hard at this job 🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
But wouldn’t it get super awkward between us?
- Detected signal · · Dave
It would be awkward if I was lazy and made you look bad. That’s what I mean. I wouldn’t put you in that position so I’d work my ass off
- Context · · Sam Willis
But how could I give you a performance review or any sort of constructive feedback??? lol
- Context · · Dave
🤪
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oh man. Speaking of working out… I’ve been sooooo sore in my chest since Saturday
- Context · · Dave
But like, the kind of sore that makes it feel really good when you stretch
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You know you did good!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno why I’m opening new ones before I finish old ones 😅
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not paired with my face
- Context · · Dave
Tf is wrong with you?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Your hair is beautiful
- Context · · Dave
😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
It has no volume
Excitement
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Lolol… ms protective
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t find my chapstick and this is a fucking travesty
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg! What are you gonna do?!?
- Context · · Dave
Kill urself? I would
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you even use chapstick
score 0.80 · confidence 0.94
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can. Not. Stand
- Context · · Sam Willis
50 times a day
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Holy shit you won’t believe this. I’ll have to tell you when I got off this call.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have been on the phone with this fucker for 53 mins. I’m about to lose my shit
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I know I know 😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ironically enough, WAA is probably the only thing that would actually motivate me to work hard at this job 🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
But wouldn’t it get super awkward between us?
- Context · · Dave
It would be awkward if I was lazy and made you look bad. That’s what I mean. I wouldn’t put you in that position so I’d work my ass off
Flirting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which fine. I’m just not in the mood to freaking interview and train
- Context · · Dave
That’s good. I’m glad we don’t have to tell him no and we can hire that other guy lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Wanna hire me? 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even know if Eric knows
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like had Eric already cut him loose?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok but let’s just brainstorm OTHER hairstyles for me
- Detected signal · · Dave
I do enjoy your hair most when I’m looking at the back of it 😏
- Context · · Dave
But no, you have great hair and it looks perfect with your gorgeous face
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know YOU believe that
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shits getting really sad in this movie
- Context · · Sam Willis
Body is definitely relaxed
- Detected signal · · Dave
High enough to send me a pic of those sexy titties? 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤣🤣🤣
Frustration
Showing 3 of 38 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir…
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir… This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby! You’re the best This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will argue later
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Humor
Showing 3 of 48 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK going to listen now!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you WFH today?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK going to listen now!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you WFH today?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh you just got to that part in your message lol
- Context · · Dave
I thought I mentioned it lol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you WFH today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh you just got to that part in your message lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I thought I mentioned it lol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep
Passive aggression
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
YES
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do I like doing it? No. lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Right 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
😡
- Context · · Dave
lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
What IS a hangover anyway 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
What IS a hangover anyway 🤪
- Detected signal · · Dave
No comment 😑
- Context · · Dave
Now you. What’s your problem?
- Context · · Dave
No comment 😑 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
No comment 😑
- Context · · Dave
Now you. What’s your problem?
- Detected signal · · Dave
No comment 😑 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just like exercise and diet. You know it’s needed. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Planning
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
But now that I think about it…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ok but let’s just brainstorm OTHER hairstyles for me
- Context · · Dave
I do enjoy your hair most when I’m looking at the back of it 😏
- Context · · Dave
But no, you have great hair and it looks perfect with your gorgeous face
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
But…. Is it when it looks like a mop???? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do feel like long hair, in general, is sexier
- Detected signal · · Dave
Why do you think it looks like a mop?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc no volume!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s so thick, it’s heavy so it just lays there
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 2%
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Detected signal · · Dave
Send me a photo and I’ll do some ai hair styles for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have pics of me!
- Context · · Dave
No I need one like, straight on
Request
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK going to listen now!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you WFH today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh you just got to that part in your message lol
- Context · · Dave
I thought I mentioned it lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep
- Detected signal · · Dave
Can you get me a couple packs?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Felt like my skin was on fire. Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
But…. Is it when it looks like a mop???? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do feel like long hair, in general, is sexier
- Detected signal · · Dave
Why do you think it looks like a mop?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc no volume!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s so thick, it’s heavy so it just lays there
Status update
Showing 3 of 56 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK going to listen now!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you WFH today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh you just got to that part in your message lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I thought I mentioned it lol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep
- Context · · Dave
Can you get me a couple packs?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Felt like my skin was on fire. Ugh
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
I. Hate. Mornings. SO MUCH
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Hey mornings, what's all this business? I've never heard of any such thing. Hopefully you didn't get thunderstorm to death last night. That sounds pretty scary. I'm not a big fan eithe…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I fell back asleep and am just getting up. Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, good for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK going to listen now!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to go tonight to get gummies to help me sleep
- Context · · Dave
Can you get me a couple packs?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Felt like my skin was on fire. Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Can you get me a couple packs?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Felt like my skin was on fire. Ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Didn’t fall asleep until 11. Heart was racing
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Wtf