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[2026-03-31 06:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innocent, but I don't know it's just I don't know I can't. I can't say it because it's cute. But you're not mean you're not like A little something so I don't want to sell like that but I don't know I appreciate you and I just want to see that Oh yeah, your Google account I'm glad that you like that I Didn't have to think really hard when I Use that for a name it just kind of work and then it's not like Call you sunshine like outside of good morning messages I don't know But I do like that I think that's inappropriate for you for a reason we've discussed I mean, you light up my day and also Whenever I see your profile picture at work if I think of like A stylized picture of the sun and my sunshine and That's also how I think about the first time I saw you on camera And you were just glowing So that's not Anyway, I'm one I hope you have a great morning A good easy ride to work and I cannot wait to see you. I'm just thinking about it now. I can't wait to open the door. See you standing there and hug you and kiss you. That's gonna be wonderful You're so pretty And sexy and everything. I love you and I hope you have a great day, sweetheart. I'm sorry I hope you have a great day sunshine.
[2026-03-31 07:43:00] Sam Willis: Morning handsome
[2026-03-31 07:43:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-03-31 07:44:00] Sam Willis: I think the word you were looking for to describe me is naive 😂
[2026-03-31 07:45:00] Sam Willis: I am eating fruity pebbles, thank you very much
[2026-03-31 07:45:00] Dave: I love fruity pebbles
[2026-03-31 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Awww you’re talking about my work profile picture ☺️
[2026-03-31 07:45:00] Dave: Yeah I guess naive 🤔
[2026-03-31 07:46:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby. Hope you’re having a fun time at work! Going to start getting ready now. Blahhhhh talk to you soon!
[2026-03-31 07:46:00] Dave: Love you sweetheart
[2026-03-31 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning This sounds terrible, but my favorite part of the day is whenever I leave the house and then I unmute my text thread And then it doesn't have to be muted until later on in the evening. I just don't want shit popping up at 6 AM and Christian being like Maya is texting you at 6 AM anyway so yeah I love having you on unmute. Anyway, how's work? I'm just leaving. The sun is blasting, brighten my eyes. Cause I'm heading in that direction and I'm sure traffic is stuck And all the things Yeah, I am tired per usual Slept OK except I woke up at like 330 some to go to the bathroom and luckily the dogs did not have you go outside with him and all last night that I recall anyway anyway got up at 3:30 and I checked my phone and I had a text like we had a group text from Quinn and it was like sorry guys
[2026-03-31 08:38:00] Sam Willis: This fucker cut me off again. Hmph
[2026-03-31 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't know why sometimes I can talk for like seven minutes and it doesn't turn off but sometimes I can only talk for one minute and then like my screen goes black anyway But Quinn said I've been throwing up all night. I'm sorry if I woke you up with my loud vomiting blah blah blah blah so then I texted him first I was like oh fuck hell should I be a nice human and check on him? Texting him back like 10 minutes later and I was like sorry Quinn do you need anything? Do you have any water and then he never responded doesn't I check the cameras and maybe you just didn't pick it up but like it didn't picked up anything all night there was like any movement I'm assuming he was throwing them upstairs, but I hope it wasn't in his fucking bedroom. Like I hope they made it to the fucking bathroom so I don't know Christian can deal with all that But I have had a worried about the dude because I told you he lost a fucked on the weight. I'm I never ever ever see him drink water and then I think he eats one meal of fucking day if that and then he throws up like this it's bad luckily he's going to the doctor today so anyway. Also funny thing so most days as I'm leaving for work I joke and I tell Christian to have a blessed day because he's very not religious Anyway, and you know how like Google or Alexa like they're always fucking listening anyway so I said have a blessed day and Google said same to you Bitch, I'm not talking to you and like literally I wasn't even in the same room as Google and it said it I'm like this is that OK? But whatever I cannot wait to see you in like like 10 days now no that's all right 12 days 12 days I think so we're getting much closer. Of course I'll be listening to my podcast. OK, stupid question because this guy murdered his wife because he didn't wanna he is a police officer and he wants to retire and he doesn't wanna divorce. His wife that he's been with for 24 years because he would have to not only split his retirement with her, but have to pay her like a fuck ton of alimony every year. I'm sorry every month and two thoughts well no there's several thoughts but like why do people then get in the situations where the wife typically is fully financially dependent on the dude like if you don't wanna pay out the ass alimony then like maybe you both should be working. I don't know you know how I feel about this whole non-working wife situation. That just fucking bothers me so there's that and then to this guy have been having multiple affairs over the course of 23 years but his latest one they were talking on WhatsApp and the podcast host were like You know they were using WhatsApp so there so you know the wife didn't find out but like OK stupid question how is WhatsApp more secure? I don't understand. It's just the same as any other app on my phone like in theory Julie can pick up your phone pick up the WhatsApp or open up WhatsApp and see our text messages there too but what is the difference? I don't get it. Explain
[2026-03-31 08:57:00] Dave: Hahaha omg.
[2026-03-31 08:57:00] Dave: The mute thing
[2026-03-31 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I just had a realization, but do you know how I said April 25 is like this big day as astrology well fucking Noah Kahan's new album comes out the day before and you know how his music is kind of like sad and depressing and Like you know, totally my jam and my whole part of the horoscope is that I'm gonna be like looking at and processing. I'm gonna be doing it to Noah Kahan's new album and I'll make total sense. I cannot fucking wait.
[2026-03-31 09:14:00] Dave: Ok… paused to keep up Omg… had to pause this response too 😡… fucking peopling 1. My phone never even comes off silent, first of all. And my sleep mode turns on at 9 and off at 6 - so no notifications come through anyway. But also, who cares what your not-boyfriend thinks about who you’re texting?! No I get it 😜. And I love that that’s like, a whole thing - leaving and getting to unmute me - and you look forward to that hehehe 2. The phone turn off if it thinks you’re not looking at it. So it depends a on how it can see your eyes. 3. Daaaamn that kid is sick again?! K, back to listening
[2026-03-31 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Omg this is taking you forever 🤪
[2026-03-31 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Tell ppl to leave you alone lol
[2026-03-31 09:16:00] Dave: Thank Britney
[2026-03-31 09:16:00] Dave: Lmao Google
[2026-03-31 09:17:00] Dave: 12 days 3 hours 43 mins
[2026-03-31 09:24:00] Dave: WhatsApp is “secure” because of its encryption standard. So many people use it because it’s cross platform and globally accepted. iMessage is just as secure from an encryption standpoint. But like any encryption mechanism, it is only as secure as your weakest link. Which in your case is physical access. You’re conflating transport security and physical security.
[2026-03-31 09:26:00] Dave: So you’re basically predispositioning yourself to be sad and depressed 🤔?
[2026-03-31 09:26:00] Dave: So you’re basically predispositioning yourself to be sad and depressed 🤔?
[2026-03-31 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Maybe not sad and depressed but like…inward
[2026-03-31 09:27:00] Sam Willis: If that makes sense
[2026-03-31 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Reflective
[2026-03-31 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Getting lost in lyrics and fantasy land
[2026-03-31 09:27:00] Dave: For sure 😌
[2026-03-31 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!
[2026-03-31 09:29:00] Dave: I’m excited for you 🥰
[2026-03-31 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: One thing I've thought about them that I'm really not looking forward to is once Christian moves out and I'm like it's just me again like I definitely have the tendency to Like I could go, you know weeks without hanging out with another person and that's not good for me so I don't know like making the effort down to see friends is such a pain in the ass you know and like I'm not at a space here in Phoenix Why do you hear this? Oh my God Jesus Christ I'm not in a space here in Phoenix, but I wanna like make new friends you know cause I wanna leave so then that's like I gotta make plans with people that I already know and like everybody's in different stages of their lives and you know it's just it's hard. I don't really wanna do that part you know.
[2026-03-31 09:34:00] Dave: Yeah I’m worried about you too once he leaves. You’ll be lonely.
[2026-03-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: You’re worried too?!?
[2026-03-31 09:36:00] Dave: Heh.. you’ll probably have a new terrible bf shacking up with you within a few weeks KIDDING 🤪
[2026-03-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: How dare you
[2026-03-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I’ll be lonely per se. I think I’ll be a recluse
[2026-03-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: How dare you
[2026-03-31 09:38:00] Sam Willis: This time though, I’ll be forced to go into an office. So there’s people there. 😒
[2026-03-31 09:38:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m worried. I think you’ll be ok since moving is also on the horizon. I think not being there alone indefinitely will make it much more tolerable.
[2026-03-31 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m in back to backs from 830-2 today. Just kill me
[2026-03-31 10:07:00] Dave: Ugggggh
[2026-03-31 10:08:00] Sam Willis: I wasn’t conflating. The podcast host was 🤪 but alsoooo, you had us switch to WhatsApp one time, too
[2026-03-31 10:08:00] Sam Willis: I wasn’t conflating. The podcast host was 🤪 but alsoooo, you had us switch to WhatsApp one time, too
[2026-03-31 10:12:00] Dave: My thought was that then the particularly incriminating content wouldn’t be in my regular txt messages, if they were ever to be discovered. But then as WAA progressed, it became clear it wouldn’t matter unless we COMPLETELY switched to WhatsApp since literally all of our txts are incriminating lmao
[2026-03-31 10:13:00] Sam Willis: Yea that ship done sailed lol
[2026-03-31 10:13:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-31 10:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 10:13:00] Dave: It definitely done has
[2026-03-31 10:24:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So it's like crazy the things that they're using now to catch murderers But in my podcast episode This guy allegedly woke up in the middle of the night like 4 AM and his wife had had a seizure and she had died And he was like you know I just woke up and you know she was dead OK anyway one of the ways they found out that he was lying is from his health app on his phone cause it was tracking you know, obviously his sleep, his movement all the things and he had been up for hours before then pacing I don't know about casing, but obviously not sleeping so anyway don't be a murderer. It's just that simple. Of course this is this is the one I was talking about earlier where the guys having an affair and of course these podcast freaking people are super. Judging of people and affairs are like just get a fucking divorce and this is the guy who like was gonna owe out the ass and alimony I'm not saying that he should've killed his wife, but also people make it seem way easier than it is. To actually get a divorce, but also this tool kills his wife and then eight months later he proposed to the lady he was having an affair with and I'm just thinking, bro you were married for 23 years and the reason why you couldn't get a divorce is because you didn't wanna share Your money that you're gonna get remarried what is happening? I don't understand people I really don't.
[2026-03-31 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now.
[2026-03-31 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now.
[2026-03-31 10:28:00] Dave: Fucking do iiiiiit
[2026-03-31 10:29:00] Sam Willis: You won’t even miss me 😭😭
[2026-03-31 10:29:00] Dave: Right?! Why tf do people get RE married?!
[2026-03-31 10:29:00] Sam Willis: You won’t even miss me 😭😭
[2026-03-31 10:30:00] Dave: Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA
[2026-03-31 10:30:00] Dave: Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA
[2026-03-31 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Literally cackled
[2026-03-31 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Thank you so much for understanding
[2026-03-31 10:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-31 10:31:00] Sam Willis: That I am SUFFERING
[2026-03-31 10:32:00] Dave: This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰
[2026-03-31 10:32:00] Dave: This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰
[2026-03-31 10:48:00] Sam Willis: I love that we get each others sense of humor. It’s the best 😘
[2026-03-31 10:48:00] Dave: Also one of my favorite things - in general 😌
[2026-03-31 10:49:00] Dave: And sometimes uncanny
[2026-03-31 10:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 10:52:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-31 10:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 10:53:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-31 10:53:00] Dave: Oh man…
[2026-03-31 10:53:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-03-31 10:53:00] Dave: Slippery when wet
[2026-03-31 10:53:00] Dave: Caution: HOT
[2026-03-31 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Really?!?! Hahaha ok those are mid
[2026-03-31 10:54:00] Dave: 🖕
[2026-03-31 10:54:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-03-31 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-31 10:54:00] Sam Willis: The slippery when wet one though made me lol
[2026-03-31 10:55:00] Sam Willis: I wasnt thinking of labels that already exist/are common
[2026-03-31 10:55:00] Sam Willis: But maybe that’s how I should be thinking of it
[2026-03-31 10:55:00] Sam Willis: I GOTTA THINK
[2026-03-31 10:56:00] Dave: Nah those are just the first funny ones that came to mind 😜
[2026-03-31 10:56:00] Dave: Do it your way
[2026-03-31 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Something to do with you being a delinquent, I’m sure 😉
[2026-03-31 10:56:00] Dave: Yeah I figured that would be easy
[2026-03-31 10:57:00] Dave: K, thinking of more personalized one. Have a meeting though
[2026-03-31 10:58:00] Dave: Highly addictive
[2026-03-31 10:58:00] Dave: Handle with care
[2026-03-31 10:59:00] Dave: Lmao. There are tons of possibilities here
[2026-03-31 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Finally!!!
[2026-03-31 11:47:00] Dave: Yaaaay!!
[2026-03-31 12:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m sitting here just 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-03-31 12:31:00] Sam Willis: 💦
[2026-03-31 12:32:00] Dave: Oh yeah?!
[2026-03-31 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Thinking about you fucking me from behind and pulling my hair 🥵
[2026-03-31 12:32:00] Dave: What are you think…. Hehehe
[2026-03-31 12:32:00] Dave: Read my mind
[2026-03-31 12:34:00] Dave: Mmmm that sounds really good. I can feel the skin on my dick pulling tight as I push all the way and grind around there. Holding it deep while I make you arch up toward with a handful of hair
[2026-03-31 12:35:00] Dave: Fuuuck
[2026-03-31 12:35:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-03-31 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Godddddd
[2026-03-31 12:36:00] Dave: You know what’s next?
[2026-03-31 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Tell me
[2026-03-31 12:36:00] Sam Willis: I cannot wait 🔥
[2026-03-31 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Tell me
[2026-03-31 12:38:00] Dave: I’m going to pull out leaving you completely empty, and hair - force you down to the floor and onto your knees in front me to show me how much you love my cock
[2026-03-31 12:38:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-03-31 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love your cock 😍
[2026-03-31 12:40:00] Dave: I know that you do 🥰
[2026-03-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm
[2026-03-31 12:40:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to sink it deep inside you again
[2026-03-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: I cannot wait to feel you again. All over.
[2026-03-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Even just your tongue in my mouth. Fackkkkk
[2026-03-31 12:41:00] Dave: We’re going to melt right into each other
[2026-03-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: So so good
[2026-03-31 12:42:00] Dave: I love when you’re at the office 😏
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Fuck off I hate it here 😂😂
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Dave: We’d be soooo fired if we worked in the same building lol
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck. Soooo fired
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Sam Willis: But I hear you 🥵
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck. Soooo fired
[2026-03-31 12:43:00] Sam Willis: We’d be fucking in our car in the parking lot
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Dave: Fucking in the parking lot 3-5 days/ week lol
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Sam Willis: Uh god, I’d love to just straddle you and ride you.
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Dave: Yes please!
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Dave: 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Dave: Yes please!
[2026-03-31 12:44:00] Dave: 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-03-31 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Damnit Dave. I can’t focus at all now
[2026-03-31 13:00:00] Dave: Why? Because you’re thinking about riding my dick? Just try to think of something else like…. Oh idk… Think about what it’s going to feel like when my tongue finally slides between your labia and slowly makes its way up to your clit. Circling sooo lightly you can barely even feel it, until it locks on, pressing down and holding there before moving up with heavy pressure, ever so slowly…
[2026-03-31 13:00:00] Dave: Oh wait, sorry, that probably didn’t help… dang
[2026-03-31 13:02:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-31 13:02:00] Sam Willis: I’ll forgive you as long as you promise to actually do it 😉
[2026-03-31 13:02:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-31 13:02:00] Dave: Oh you know it!!
[2026-03-31 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Broooooo
[2026-03-31 13:46:00] Dave: Wasup
[2026-03-31 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m hearing it’s going to be Samir
[2026-03-31 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Allegedly
[2026-03-31 13:47:00] Sam Willis: ALLEGEDLY
[2026-03-31 13:47:00] Dave: Wuuuuuut
[2026-03-31 13:47:00] Dave: Interesting
[2026-03-31 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Supposedly he told his own team yesterday. So wtf
[2026-03-31 13:51:00] Sam Willis: WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT
[2026-03-31 13:52:00] Sam Willis: so this means 3 huge open MD roles in SCS now. So we might lose CJ and Stephen! Or Reid. Fuck man I dunno
[2026-03-31 13:53:00] Dave: Yeah that’ll be pretty fun
[2026-03-31 13:53:00] Dave: Probably have to have some leadership meetings southlake 😁
[2026-03-31 13:53:00] Sam Willis: I would love that!
[2026-03-31 13:53:00] Dave: Ikr?!
[2026-03-31 13:54:00] Sam Willis: I just wish they’d fucking announce though. Like this is stupid.
[2026-03-31 13:54:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-31 13:54:00] Dave: I hate the suspense
[2026-03-31 13:58:00] Sam Willis: For sure
[2026-03-31 13:59:00] Sam Willis: 5 meetings down and 5 more meetings to go today.
[2026-03-31 13:59:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-31 13:59:00] Dave: That’s ridiculous
[2026-03-31 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-31 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Ppl wearing smart glasses at work
[2026-03-31 14:52:00] Sam Willis: And in branches
[2026-03-31 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Is posing a problem
[2026-03-31 14:52:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-03-31 14:53:00] Dave: Sounds like a job for Doctor Barrett
[2026-03-31 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Oh he’s on it lol
[2026-03-31 14:54:00] Sam Willis: I could never be an investigator
[2026-03-31 14:54:00] Dave: Is his proposal that we set up snipers at every branch and kill anyone using smart glasses?
[2026-03-31 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Omg what if I made someone cry
[2026-03-31 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?
[2026-03-31 14:58:00] Sam Willis: But for real
[2026-03-31 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Don’t wear smart glasses!
[2026-03-31 14:59:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Sam Willis: God. Now we are talking about how to tell if ppl are lieing
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Lying? Lieing
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Sam Willis: OMG which is it!!!
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Dave: Dying
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Dave: So probably lying
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Or is it DIEING
[2026-03-31 15:00:00] Dave: It’s dying
[2026-03-31 15:01:00] Dave: I looked it up recently
[2026-03-31 15:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 15:03:00] Sam Willis: CONFIRMED!!
[2026-03-31 15:04:00] Dave: You poor babe
[2026-03-31 15:04:00] Dave: I’d give you a massage
[2026-03-31 15:04:00] Sam Willis: I am truly having a day 😭 and no lunch!
[2026-03-31 15:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 15:04:00] Sam Willis: I am truly having a day 😭 and no lunch!
[2026-03-31 15:05:00] Sam Willis: But I am getting a massage on Thursday 🙏
[2026-03-31 15:05:00] Dave: What’s going wrong today sweetie?
[2026-03-31 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just too many meetings. Really tiring
[2026-03-31 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Also. I noticed I have a dry patch of skin on my FACE yesterday. So now I must get a facial. Bc obvi
[2026-03-31 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just too many meetings. Really tiring
[2026-03-31 15:07:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck this HR lady looks terrifying
[2026-03-31 15:08:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 15:08:00] Sam Willis: WHERE IS HER MOUTH
[2026-03-31 15:10:00] Dave: BRO
[2026-03-31 15:10:00] Dave: WTF
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I TOLD YOU
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Dave: that’s like a horror movie
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Dave: Wowwwww
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I am literally laughing my ass off
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I’m dead
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Dave: I’m fucking HIDING
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Like there are no lips!!
[2026-03-31 15:11:00] Sam Willis: THERE ARE NO LIPS
[2026-03-31 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Ope. Christian just “removed the background” on our text 🫣
[2026-03-31 15:14:00] Sam Willis: It’s official. He hates me.
[2026-03-31 15:14:00] Dave: You hadn’t yet!!
[2026-03-31 15:14:00] Dave: ?!
[2026-03-31 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Well no
[2026-03-31 15:15:00] Dave: You changed social media…
[2026-03-31 15:15:00] Dave: Why not just do it all in one swoop
[2026-03-31 15:15:00] Sam Willis: I figure he will do the things in time. I’m the one who broke up with him! Trying not to throw a bunch of salt in the wound
[2026-03-31 15:15:00] Dave: You’re sweet
[2026-03-31 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-31 15:18:00] Sam Willis: This is the slowest breakup ever
[2026-03-31 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Do you get any annual vaccines?
[2026-03-31 15:22:00] Dave: I’ll get the flu shot if I think about it
[2026-03-31 15:22:00] Sam Willis: I’ve never ever had the flu shot
[2026-03-31 15:22:00] Dave: It has been a while for me
[2026-03-31 15:22:00] Sam Willis: I dunno why 🤷‍♀️
[2026-03-31 15:23:00] Dave: I just never feel like taking the time to do it lol
[2026-03-31 15:27:00] Sam Willis: 8 meetings now on FRIDAY!!! wtf people!!!! 😡
[2026-03-31 15:28:00] Dave: You don’t HAAAAVE to accept them baby
[2026-03-31 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Yes I do. Most are 1x1s for ppl to talk/show me something directly
[2026-03-31 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Before they go OOO or whatever dumb shit is going on
[2026-03-31 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’ve lost my mind
[2026-03-31 16:06:00] Dave: Oh?
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Dave: How so?
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Like am I having a stroke? What is this called? :
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Dave: Semi colon
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Dave: I mean colon
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh thank God
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m not totally insane
[2026-03-31 16:07:00] Dave: Just colon
[2026-03-31 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I kept calling it a bullet point
[2026-03-31 16:08:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-31 16:08:00] Dave: “Smiley face eyes”
[2026-03-31 16:09:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooooo
[2026-03-31 16:42:00] Dave: What is the meeting situation looking like now?
[2026-03-31 16:42:00] Dave: How many left?
[2026-03-31 16:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m done. Driving home thank Christ
[2026-03-31 16:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, praise her Thank the heavens that you are on your way home so happy for you and I just wanted to say hi And I miss you and I love you
[2026-03-31 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, hi and I miss you and I love you too and I'm so fucking happy to be out of there and I'm gonna try to get home in time to take a 430 class instead of a 6 o'clock class so then I can walk the dogs afterwards But I haven't eaten anything all day and so taking a 430 class is really risky because I'm so fucking hungry and now that I'm thinking about it that probably not work so this is just all a travesty honestly maybe I should just cancel entirely
[2026-03-31 16:47:00] Dave: TRAVESTY!!
[2026-03-31 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Is your body ever so tense that you like push your finger fingers down on a pressure point and the pain makes you wanna throw up cause that happens to me like every day anyway so I just did that like Like what is this area called? It's basically. On the outside of my armpit, holy fuck these freaking drivers are insane. Anyway it's basically on the outside of my armpit where like my Back connects with my arm, so basically my shoulder It hurt so bad my stomach had like a physical reaction
[2026-03-31 16:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, sounds like it sounds like your shoulder. No, I've never. Touched like anything that made me wanna throw up because it hurts so bad unless it was like Like not something that wasn't broken like that just my skin or muscle or whatever so is it like sore from working out pain or oh you said so tense yeah I guess you're probably just also Tightly wound, you might be sitting shitty at work too I do get that way sometimes actually not like where it hurts to push on, but like if I am Kind of working at my desk And like I don't say hunched over, but like you know doing something technical or whatever then like my upper back can get kind of sore and fatigued
[2026-03-31 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Oh I sit soooo shittily
[2026-03-31 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Every day all day
[2026-03-31 16:53:00] Sam Willis: No posture
[2026-03-31 16:54:00] Dave: Ugh. Yeah that’ll do it
[2026-03-31 16:54:00] Sam Willis: This is under my shoulder. Like the other side. Like the lats maybe?
[2026-03-31 16:54:00] Dave: Have you been working on your headstands?
[2026-03-31 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Ish
[2026-03-31 16:54:00] Dave: Love it
[2026-03-31 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Speaking of the head stands on Sunday when I went to the gym their office manager she's like a sweet old lady. Her name is Marcy anyway she was there and she's like Sam. Can I take a video of you doing your head because I wrote it on my on the board for like my goal for a month I like oh my God like I'm not good at them I said but sure let's wait till after the class is over cause like the class getting ready to start well of course that was a terrible idea because then I'm fucking completely fatigued. It's anyway so after the class, I'm like they're doing my fucking headstand and I'm sucking at it and I can only hold him for like two seconds. She's like oh my God this is so great. She's like I'll send it to you. You just let me know if I can post it and I'm like you cannot post this. But you're very kind but no, you cannot post this
[2026-03-31 16:55:00] Dave: I’ve been working on strengthening my legs and hips back up. I’d let my pt lapse and I find that whenever my hip starts hurting again, doing the exercises makes it feel better immediately
[2026-03-31 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Good!!
[2026-03-31 16:57:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-31 16:57:00] Dave: You. Cannot. Post. This.
[2026-03-31 16:57:00] Sam Willis: Like absolutely not lol
[2026-03-31 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I wrote a review for my gym like right after I joined you know just like a positive review five stars blah blah and then like no joke like a year later I'm scrolling Facebook and I follow them on Facebook and I'm like that's me and what they did is they took like a video they took my review and put it on like a pretty background and then took my profile picture. That's in my fucking app. And put that on there and like them posted my review they do it with other people too, but I'm like nobody even asked me, but I mean it's fine but just like that's me like a year later But yeah, no fucking lady
[2026-03-31 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Oh I booked a remote week today for mid May but I’m gonna work from my parents house 👏👏
[2026-03-31 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Anddddd mom said she’d give me some of her southwest points so it’ll be free. Woo hoo!
[2026-03-31 17:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 17:16:00] Dave: Hahaha how dare they!!
[2026-03-31 17:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I just had a random thought, but So the little I get an email every morning so does Christian from the post office of the mail that's being delivered that day, including the packages and so I'm very curious if the boxes that you sent me if it's gonna come across as your name or what what is what's it gonna say that the sender is? Because if it says Dave clutter, then Christian would be like what's Dave mailing you this is gonna be weird. Oh my God this was a bad idea.
[2026-03-31 17:27:00] Dave: DC3D
[2026-03-31 17:28:00] Dave: Tell him it’s none of his god damn business
[2026-03-31 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Does that sound like anything I would ever say!!
[2026-03-31 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-03-31 17:29:00] Sam Willis: But ok. Fear is now unfeared
[2026-03-31 17:29:00] Dave: But if it does come up, I put some dumb toy or something in there so you can say you ordered it to be nice
[2026-03-31 17:30:00] Sam Willis: You’re Genius baby, thank you
[2026-03-31 17:30:00] Dave: But for real. It’s none of his business 😐
[2026-03-31 17:30:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwwww
[2026-03-31 18:04:00] Sam Willis: If you were in a room full of girls, would you still pick me?
[2026-03-31 18:05:00] Dave: Any day of the week baby
[2026-03-31 18:07:00] Dave: Why do you ask? Do you have a room full of girls😏?
[2026-03-31 18:08:00] Sam Willis: Why would you be in a room full of other girls Dave ? WHY!!?!
[2026-03-31 18:08:00] Dave: I knew there was a trick there!!
[2026-03-31 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Oooo, if we were in a gangbang situation, which of my holes are you going for first? 😏
[2026-03-31 18:15:00] Dave: Hahaha whoa…
[2026-03-31 18:15:00] Dave: Tough question
[2026-03-31 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-03-31 18:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m driving to the gym. I gotta get it together
[2026-03-31 18:16:00] Dave: We can continue this discussion later then 😏
[2026-03-31 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Boooooo
[2026-03-31 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Fine
[2026-03-31 18:17:00] Dave: Which one would YOU want me in?
[2026-03-31 18:17:00] Dave: Oh no, I’m good! I thought you wanted to get it together
[2026-03-31 18:17:00] Sam Willis: Well it’s just which one FIRST. Not the whole time
[2026-03-31 18:17:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm that’s hard
[2026-03-31 18:17:00] Dave: Mouth
[2026-03-31 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Dude I was JUST typing that
[2026-03-31 18:18:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-31 18:19:00] Sam Willis: Ok god I’m totally wet now. TTYL punk
[2026-03-31 18:19:00] Dave: And I want to watch you suck while you’re getting railed in both your other holes and going crazy from that
[2026-03-31 18:19:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!
[2026-03-31 18:19:00] Dave: And feel you screaming around it
[2026-03-31 18:20:00] Sam Willis: 💦💦
[2026-03-31 18:20:00] Dave: Have a good workout
[2026-03-31 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Asshole
[2026-03-31 18:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 18:20:00] Dave: I love you Hehehe
[2026-03-31 18:21:00] Dave: 😈
[2026-03-31 18:21:00] Sam Willis: I love you too sexy 😏
[2026-03-31 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So Quinn has his license now, but he doesn't have a car yet and Christian has been adamant. You're not driving my car without me in it well mostly cause he can't afford anything else to happen to his damn car but also as we know he has major trust and control issues, but. Tonight Kai is going to watch the boys basketball team play before she has choir practice and Christian decided he was gonna let Quinn drive her and then I got home from walking one of the dogs and he was like I'm super nervous try not to be. I'm like well. You can track his their location right and he's like yeah I'm like OK. Well you know at least or is that like you know and he's like yeah anyway, I'm out walking Loki and I just saw a text to our group text and he literally said Quinn where are you going? Get back here right now Probably literally turned right when he should've turned left and Christian it's like immediately texted them. I think he's worried that Quinn's gonna take the highway back instead of the town roads but anyway so far no response from Quinn. I'm sure Christian called him immediately. But I'm just laughing although I gotta say I've been just as much of a freak before with stress so I get it but oh my God
[2026-03-31 20:24:00] Dave: That boy better not be texting and driving !
[2026-03-31 20:31:00] Sam Willis: He made it home. We think he was trying to go see his girlfriend at work
[2026-03-31 20:32:00] Sam Willis: And no Christian called him right after he texted. Watched him like a hawk I’m sure
[2026-03-31 20:32:00] Dave: When was the last you mentioned me to him?
[2026-03-31 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Also, I unfollowed the rescue and deleted FB from my phone again YAY!!!!
[2026-03-31 20:32:00] Dave: I wondered that since you said something about the return address on the box
[2026-03-31 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. I’ve said something about “my friend Dave” atleast once since WAA started
[2026-03-31 20:33:00] Dave: Yesss!! That’s a great move
[2026-03-31 20:33:00] Dave: Yesss!! That’s a great move
[2026-03-31 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. I’ve said something about “my friend Dave” atleast once since WAA started
[2026-03-31 20:34:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going?
[2026-03-31 20:37:00] Dave: Not too bad. Hbu?
[2026-03-31 20:37:00] Dave: I’m packing up more orders now
[2026-03-31 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Been productive! Just settling in at home. Ish. Gonna go pick up Kai at 830. Sigh
[2026-03-31 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Been productive! Just settling in at home. Ish. Gonna go pick up Kai at 830. Sigh
[2026-03-31 20:41:00] Dave: Nice… ish
[2026-03-31 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha mom just sent over this video from last summer of the baby’s mom just launching her into the pool lolol but then she has a big ol smile on her face at the end.
[2026-03-31 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I can’t save it lolol
[2026-03-31 20:46:00] Dave: Well thanks for hoped all up
[2026-03-31 20:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Patience
[2026-03-31 20:47:00] Dave: Pffft I don’t even want to watch it anymore
[2026-03-31 20:47:00] Sam Willis: It’s not that great but I would have been screaming lol
[2026-03-31 20:47:00] Dave: Pffft I don’t even want to watch it anymore
[2026-03-31 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Her little fat belly
[2026-03-31 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I love looking at babies that I don’t have to take care of lol
[2026-03-31 20:48:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-31 20:48:00] Dave: Cute
[2026-03-31 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Zander messaged and he’s supposedly moving to Canada for a year after he finishes welding school, to live with Chaz’s side of the family. Butttt he wants to get matching tattoos. Just gotta think about what to get….something small. Just a little reminder of each other 🥹
[2026-03-31 20:54:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-03-31 20:54:00] Dave: That’s sweet
[2026-03-31 20:54:00] Dave: You were a good mom to him 🥰
[2026-03-31 21:04:00] Dave: Did you know Chris Bennett was offered a job in the COE?
[2026-03-31 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Yea lol
[2026-03-31 21:04:00] Sam Willis: They are desperate for ppl
[2026-03-31 21:04:00] Dave: Thanks for telling ME!!
[2026-03-31 21:04:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-03-31 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure it wasn’t anything super formal
[2026-03-31 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Probably just sniffing him out to see if he’d be interested
[2026-03-31 21:05:00] Sam Willis: This was before the reorg
[2026-03-31 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Geeesshhh
[2026-03-31 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Do I gotta tell you EVERYTHING!!
[2026-03-31 21:06:00] Dave: 1. Yes. 2. No, he’s currently still deciding. Like, Eric isn’t giving him work until he figures it out
[2026-03-31 21:08:00] Dave: And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol
[2026-03-31 21:08:00] Dave: And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol
[2026-03-31 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-31 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Whatttttt???
[2026-03-31 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Whatttttt???
[2026-03-31 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-31 21:11:00] Sam Willis: OK so you clearly know way more than me!!! And you’re just now telling ME?!?
[2026-03-31 21:11:00] Sam Willis: OK so you clearly know way more than me!!! And you’re just now telling ME?!?
[2026-03-31 21:11:00] Dave: Bitch I JUST found out today! You knew about it weeks ago!!
[2026-03-31 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Not that it was anything he was considering!
[2026-03-31 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Did he tell you or Eric
[2026-03-31 21:13:00] Dave: Eric
[2026-03-31 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Very interesting
[2026-03-31 21:15:00] Dave: Yeah. I told Eric I thought he (Chris) would make a good addition to Reeds harem 😝
[2026-03-31 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Dude watch this psycho lmao
[2026-03-31 21:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 21:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 21:18:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-03-31 21:18:00] Dave: Did she just get a bath or something?
[2026-03-31 21:18:00] Sam Willis: No!! I have no idea wtf her deal is
[2026-03-31 21:18:00] Dave: Zoomy af
[2026-03-31 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Messing tf up out of my bed, I can tell you that. Sigh
[2026-03-31 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah I noticed
[2026-03-31 21:19:00] Sam Willis: That bed was made today when I left for work
[2026-03-31 21:19:00] Dave: And it made me itch just watching
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Dave: I wake up morning with a clump of black hair stuck to my stubble
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I change the sheets all the time and vacuum them like every other day. Psychos
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Dave: 2-3 days after shaving anyway
[2026-03-31 21:20:00] Sam Willis: serves you right for having stubble I guess!
[2026-03-31 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you’re still letting him sleep with you every night; he deserves it!
[2026-03-31 21:23:00] Dave: He’s really good. He sleeps all night, doesn’t bother me, doesn’t chew
[2026-03-31 21:24:00] Dave: He always gets into shit and tears the living room apart if I leave him out all night
[2026-03-31 21:25:00] Sam Willis: He’s rebelling bc you shut him out!!
[2026-03-31 21:26:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-31 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Well, when Christian moves out, I am sure I’ll have atleast one dog in bed with me every night
[2026-03-31 21:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-31 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Legit only 3 days a month of being stable 😭
[2026-03-31 21:39:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/sarahe801/reel/DRVNVIWkQm-/ Sarah Elise on Instagram 16M views, 2M likes, 18K comments: "I can’t even think of a good cap...
[2026-03-31 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Bahahahaaaaa
[2026-03-31 21:40:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-31 21:40:00] Dave: Idk how she couldn’t SMELL that lol
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Dave: As you can see, we’re in bed 😁
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Sam Willis: He’s the best!!
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Dave: Good night love
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. I hope you sleep well
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-03-31 21:52:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-03-31 21:53:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰
[2026-03-31 21:53:00] Dave: And see you in 11 days, 15 hours, and 6 mins
[2026-03-31 21:54:00] Dave: 😱
[2026-03-31 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss!!!

Sam opens the door to find Dave already inside, his presence filling the small apartment with an electric charge. He leans against the kitchen counter, arms crossed, a knowing smile playing on his lips. The room is dimly lit, the only light coming from a few candles scattered around, casting long shadows that dance on the walls. The air is thick with anticipation, the silence heavy with unspoken desires.

"Close the door, Sam," Dave says, his voice a low rumble that sends a shiver down her spine. She complies, the click of the latch echoing in the quiet room. "Come here."

Sam steps forward, her heart pounding in her chest. She can feel the weight of his gaze on her, seeing through the layers of her clothing to the vulnerability beneath. When she reaches him, Dave reaches out, his fingers tracing the line of her jaw before tilting her head up to meet his eyes.

"I've been thinking about you all day," he murmurs, his thumb brushing against her lips. "About how you taste, how you feel, how you sound when you're begging for more."

Sam's breath hitches, her body already responding to his touch, to the promise in his words. "Dave—" she starts, but he silences her with a finger to her lips.

"Not yet," he says, his voice firm. "First, you're going to show me how much you've missed me."

He steps back, his eyes never leaving hers as he slowly unbuttons his shirt, revealing the solid planes of his chest. Sam's mouth goes dry, her fingers itching to touch him, to trace the lines of his muscles, to feel the heat of his skin. But she holds back, waiting for his command.

Dave drops his shirt to the floor, his hands moving to his belt. "Undress for me, Sam," he says, his voice a command she can't refuse. "Slowly."

Sam's hands tremble as she reaches for the hem of her sweater, pulling it over her head and dropping it to the floor. She can feel Dave's eyes on her, tracking her every movement, and it sends a wave of heat through her body. She reaches for the clasp of her bra, releasing it and letting the straps slide down her arms before dropping it to the floor.

Dave's eyes darken as he takes in her bare breasts, his gaze lingering on her nipples, which harden under his scrutiny. "Keep going," he says, his voice hoarse.

Sam slides her hands down to the waistband of her jeans, popping the button and sliding the zipper down. She shimmies out of them, stepping out of her shoes and socks until she stands before him in nothing but her lace thong. Dave's eyes roam over her body, taking in every curve, every line, every imperfection.

"Turn around," he says, his voice a low growl. Sam complies, turning slowly so he can see every angle. When she faces him again, Dave's eyes are blazing with hunger.

"On your knees," he commands, his voice leaving no room for argument. Sam sinks to the floor, her knees pressing into the hardwood, her heart racing. Dave steps closer, his cock already hard and straining against his boxers. "Show me how much you want it."

Sam reaches out, her hands trembling as she hooks her fingers into the waistband of his boxers, pulling them down slowly. His cock springs free, thick and hard, and Sam can't help but lean forward, her tongue flicking out to taste the bead of pre-cum at the tip. Dave groans, his hands tangling in her hair as she takes him into her mouth, sucking and licking and tasting every inch of him.

"Fuck, Sam," Dave growls, his hips bucking forward as she takes him deeper, her nose pressing against his pubic bone. "You feel so good."

Sam pulls back, her lips popping free with a wet sound. "I want you to fuck my mouth, Dave," she says, her voice breathless. "I want to feel you hitting the back of my throat."

Dave's eyes darken, and he grips her hair tighter, using it to angle her head as he thrusts forward, his cock sliding deep into her mouth. Sam relaxes her throat, taking him in, her eyes watering as he hits the back of her throat. She can feel him swelling, can taste the salt of his pre-cum, and she knows he's close.

But just as suddenly, Dave pulls out, his cock slipping from her lips with a wet pop. "Not yet," he says, his voice a low growl. "I want to be inside you when I come."

He reaches down, pulling Sam to her feet and spinning her around so she's facing away from him. He bends her over the kitchen counter, his hand pressing between her shoulder blades as he pushes her down. Sam can feel the cool granite against her cheek, can hear the rustle of Dave's clothes as he sheds the rest of them.

"Spread your legs," Dave commands, and Sam complies, her feet shuffling apart. She can feel the cool air against her pussy, can feel how wet she is, how ready. Dave's hand slides between her legs, his fingers parting her folds, and Sam moans as he circles her clit, his touch light and teasing.

"Please, Dave," she begs, pushing back against his hand. "I need you inside me."

Dave chuckles, a low, dark sound. "Patience, Sam," he says, his fingers sliding lower, teasing her entrance. "I want to hear you beg."

Sam whimpers as he slides a finger inside her, her body clenching around him. "Please, Sir," she says, her voice breathless. "I need your cock. I need you to fuck me."

Dave adds another finger, scissoring them inside her, stretching her, preparing her. Sam moans, her hips bucking back against his hand, chasing the pleasure, the relief. But just as she's on the edge, Dave pulls his fingers out, and Sam whimpers at the loss.

"Please, Dave," she begs again, her voice desperate. "I need you. I need you to fuck me."

Dave's hand comes down on her ass with a sharp smack, the sound echoing in the quiet room. Sam cries out, the pain blooming into pleasure, her body clenching with need. "Good girl," Dave murmurs, his hand rubbing the sting away. "You're doing so well."

Sam can hear the rustle of a condom wrapper, can feel Dave positioning himself behind her. She pushes back, her body eager, her need overwhelming. And then, with one swift thrust, Dave is inside her, filling her completely, stretching her, completing her.

"Fuck, Sam," Dave groans, his hips snapping forward, his cock sliding deep. "You feel so good. So tight. So wet."

Sam moans, her body clenching around him, her nails scraping against the counter as she holds on. Dave sets a punishing pace, his hips slamming against hers, his cock hitting that perfect spot inside her with every thrust. Sam can feel her orgasm building, her body coiling tighter and tighter, her breath coming in short gasps.

"Come for me, Sam," Dave growls, his hand sliding around to circle her clit. "Come all over my cock."

And with that, Sam shatters, her orgasm crashing over her, her body convulsing, her scream echoing in the room. Dave groans, his hips stuttering as he chases his own release, his cock pulsing inside her as he comes.

They stay like that for a moment, Dave's body covering hers, his breath hot against her neck. And then, slowly, he pulls out, disposing of the condom before pulling Sam into his arms. She can feel his heart racing, can feel the slick of sweat on his skin, and she knows he feels it too—the connection, the intensity, the overwhelming need.

Dave presses a kiss to her forehead, his arms tightening around her. "I love you, Sam," he murmurs, his voice soft. "More than anything."

Sam smiles, her eyes fluttering closed as she snuggles into his embrace. "I love you too, Dave," she says, her voice sleepy. "Always."

And as they stand there, wrapped in each other's arms, the world outside fading away, Sam knows that this—this intensity, this connection, this love—is everything. It's worth the wait, worth the risk, worth every moment of vulnerability. And as she drifts off to sleep, safe in Dave's arms, she knows that she's found her home.

The howl of the storm outside the motel room was drowned out by the sound of their bodies slamming against the wall, the headboard banging a staccato rhythm against the thin plaster. Dave's hands were rough and demanding, gripping Sam's hips with a ferocity that matched the tempest raging beyond the flimsy walls. Her skin was slick with sweat, her breaths coming in ragged gasps as he drove into her, each thrust punishing and possessive.

Sam's fingers clawed at the bedspread, knuckles white as she arched her back, pushing herself harder against him. The storm's fury was nothing compared to the wildfire burning between them. Dave's teeth sank into the soft flesh of her shoulder, a primal claim that sent shivers down her spine. She could feel the scrape of his stubble against her skin, the raw, animal need in every movement.

"Harder," she gasped, her voice barely audible over the roar of the wind. Dave complied, his hips snapping forward with brutal precision. The room spun around them, a blur of faded wallpaper and peeling paint, as they moved together in a dance as old as time.

The motel was a last resort, a fleeting sanctuary from the relentless pursuit of the hunters on their trail. Dave had chosen it for its isolation, its anonymity, its promise of a brief respite from the world that wanted them dead. But the moment they crossed the threshold, the storm kicked up, a savage symphony that matched the chaos inside them.

Sam's legs trembled as she wrapped them around Dave's waist, pulling him deeper. His cock filled her completely, stretching her, owning her. She could feel every inch of him, hard and unyielding, a steel rod sheathed in velvet. Her inner muscles clenched around him, milking him, urging him on.

Dave's hands roamed her body, leaving trails of fire in their wake. He cupped her breasts, thumbs circling her nipples until they were tight, aching buds. Sam cried out, a sound that was half pleasure, half pain, as he rolled them between his fingers, twisting and pulling until she was a writhing, begging mess.

The storm outside raged on, but inside, the world had narrowed down to the point where their bodies met, where skin touched skin, where breath mingled with breath. Dave's lips found hers in a bruising kiss, his tongue plunging into her mouth with the same relentless hunger that drove his cock into her cunt.

Sam's hands fisted in his hair, holding him to her as if she could draw his very essence into her being. She could taste the salt of his sweat, the copper of his blood where she'd bitten his lip. His scent surrounded her, musky and male, a heady perfume that made her dizzy with need.

Dave's hips moved faster, his thrusts more urgent. Sam could feel the coil of tension deep in her belly, the promise of release that was just out of reach. She ground against him, chasing the friction, the pressure, the edge of oblivion.

"Come for me, Sam," Dave growled, his voice a low rumble against her ear. "Let me feel you come all over my cock."

His words were her undoing. Sam's body convulsed, her inner muscles clamping down on him as waves of pleasure crashed over her. She screamed his name, a raw, primal sound that was swallowed by the storm's fury. Dave followed her over the edge, his cock pulsing as he spilled his seed deep inside her, filling her, marking her as his.

They collapsed onto the bed, bodies slick and shaking, breaths coming in ragged gasps. The storm outside continued to howl, but inside, there was only the soft, sated silence of two people who had found their way home in each other's arms.

Dave rolled onto his side, pulling Sam with him, their bodies still joined. He brushed a strand of hair from her face, his touch gentle despite the fierce passion that had consumed them. Sam's eyes fluttered open, meeting his gaze with a soft, contented smile.

"Stay with me," she whispered, her voice barely audible. "Just for a little while longer."

Dave's arm tightened around her, holding her close. "Always," he promised, his lips finding hers in a soft, tender kiss that was a world away from the wild abandon of moments before. "I'll always stay with you, Sam. No matter what."

The storm raged on, but inside the motel room, there was only peace, only the quiet, steady beat of two hearts finding their rhythm together. Sam snuggled closer, her body molding to his, and let the sound of Dave's heartbeat lull her into a deep, dreamless sleep.

The sun dipped low over the Phoenix skyline, casting an orange glow through the tinted windows of the cafe where Sam sat, her laptop open to a spreadsheet that blurred into meaningless numbers. She tapped her pen against the edge of the table, her mind a million miles away from the quarterly reports that demanded her attention. Her phone buzzed with a text from Dave, and her heart skipped a beat as she read his message.

"Hey you. How's your day treating you?"

Sam smirked, her fingers hovering over the keyboard before she typed a reply. "Same as always. Numbers and meetings. You?"

She hit send and took a sip of her now-lukewarm coffee, her eyes drifting to the window. The bustling city street below seemed to move in slow motion, and she found herself wishing she could trade places with any of the passersby, just to escape the monotony of her day.

Dave's response came almost instantly. "Sounds thrilling. I'm jealous. How about we spice things up a bit? What do you say to meeting me at that little bookstore downtown in an hour?"

Sam's pulse quickened. The bookstore was their place, a hidden gem where they'd spent countless afternoons lost in the stacks, stealing kisses between shelves. She bit her lip, considering the offer. "I wish. I've got back-to-back meetings until 6."

"Then we'll make it quick," Dave replied. "I'll be there at 6:30. Wear something easy to get out of."

Sam felt a rush of heat at his words. She glanced around the cafe, her cheeks flushing as she imagined what might happen if she actually showed up. "You're insatiable," she typed, a playful smile tugging at her lips.

"Only for you," Dave responded. "See you there."

Sam closed her laptop, her mind already racing with possibilities. She checked her watch and calculated the time she had left. Just enough to freshen up and change into something more... accommodating.

At 6:25, Sam pushed open the heavy wooden door of the bookstore, the familiar scent of aged paper and dust enveloping her. She scanned the room, her eyes landing on Dave standing by the history section, a devilish grin on his face. He was leaning against a bookshelf, his arms crossed over his chest, looking every bit the predatory lover she knew him to be.

"Took you long enough," he said, his voice low and teasing as he pushed off from the shelf and approached her.

"Traffic," Sam replied, her heart pounding in her chest. "You know how it is."

Dave reached out, his fingers brushing against hers as he took her hand. "Come with me," he murmured, leading her towards the back of the store where the light was dimmer and the shelves were less crowded.

Sam followed, her body already responding to his proximity. They turned a corner, and Dave pulled her into a small alcove between two tall bookshelves. The space was cramped, but it offered just enough privacy for what he had in mind.

He turned to face her, his hands resting on her hips as he leaned in close. "I've been thinking about you all day," he whispered, his breath warm against her ear. "About how much I want to taste you."

Sam's knees went weak, and she reached up to steady herself, her hands finding purchase on his solid chest. "Dave," she breathed, her voice barely audible.

He didn't wait for more. His mouth captured hers in a hungry kiss, his tongue exploring her depths as his hands roamed her body. Sam melted into him, her arms wrapping around his neck as she kissed him back with equal fervor.

Dave's hands slid under her blouse, his calloused fingers tracing the lace edge of her bra. He broke the kiss long enough to pull her top over her head, then his mouth was on her neck, her collarbone, her breasts. Sam gasped as he sucked her nipple through the thin fabric, the sensation arrowing straight to her core.

She fumbled with his belt, her fingers clumsy with need. Dave helped her, his hands covering hers as they worked together to free his cock. It sprang out, hard and ready, and Sam wrapped her hand around him, savoring the feel of his silken skin over steel.

"Fuck, Sam," Dave groaned, his head falling back against the bookshelf. "You feel so good."

She stroked him, her thumb circling the sensitive head, drawing a bead of pre-cum that she smeared across his tip. Dave's hips jerked, and he captured her wrist, stilling her movements.

"No more," he rasped. "I need to be inside you."

Sam nodded, her breath coming in short gasps. Dave spun her around, pressing her against the bookshelf. She could feel the cool spines of the books against her back as he hiked up her skirt and pushed her thong aside. His fingers found her wet and ready, and he groaned approvingly.

"Always so fucking ready for me," he murmured, his voice thick with desire. He positioned himself at her entrance, and with one swift thrust, he was inside her, filling her completely.

Sam cried out, her nails digging into the bookshelf as Dave began to move. His hips snapped against hers, each thrust sending waves of pleasure crashing through her. She could feel the books rattling behind her, the shelves shaking with the force of their coupling.

"Harder," she gasped, her head falling forward as she pushed back against him. "Fuck me harder, Dave."

He complied, his hands gripping her hips as he pounded into her with relentless intensity. The sound of their bodies slapping together filled the small space, mingling with their ragged breaths and the occasional grunt or moan.

Sam could feel her orgasm building, her muscles coiling tighter and tighter with each thrust. Dave reached around, his fingers finding her clit and rubbing in tight circles. The dual sensations sent her spiraling over the edge, her inner muscles clenching around him as she came with a cry.

Dave followed her a moment later, his body tensing as he spilled himself deep inside her. He leaned forward, his forehead resting against her shoulder as they both came down from their high.

"Fuck, Sam," he panted, his breath hot against her neck. "That was... incredible."

She turned her head, pressing a soft kiss to his jaw. "Mmm-hmm," she agreed, a contented smile playing at her lips.

Dave pulled out, and Sam turned to face him, her eyes meeting his. There was a moment of quiet intimacy, their breaths mingling as they simply looked at each other. Then Dave reached out, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

"Come home with me," he said, his voice low and inviting. "Let me take care of you."

Sam nodded, her heart swelling with love and desire. "Okay," she whispered.

They straightened their clothes, Sam's cheeks flushing as she realized they were in a public place. Dave took her hand, leading her out of the bookstore and into the evening air. The city lights twinkled around them, and Sam felt a sense of rightness, of belonging, as she walked beside him.

The drive to Dave's place was filled with soft touches and stolen kisses, their hands finding each other's as if magnetically drawn. When they finally arrived, Dave led her up to his apartment, his arm wrapped around her waist.

Inside, the space was warm and inviting, the soft glow of lamps casting a golden light over the room. Dave pulled Sam into his arms, his lips finding hers in a tender kiss that promised more than just physical pleasure.

"Let me draw you a bath," he murmured against her mouth. "You deserve to be pampered."

Sam nodded, her eyes never leaving his as he led her to the bathroom. He ran the water, adding lavender oils that filled the room with a soothing scent. Sam undressed, her body still thrumming with residual pleasure, and stepped into the tub.

Dave knelt beside her, his hands gentle as he washed her, his touch reverent and loving. Sam leaned into him, her eyes drifting closed as she savored the sensation of his fingers on her skin.

"Stay with me tonight," Dave said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. "Let me hold you."

Sam opened her eyes, meeting his gaze with a smile. "Always," she replied, her heart full.

They spent the evening wrapped in each other's arms, their bodies sated and their souls content. As the night deepened, they made love again, slowly and tenderly, their connection deeper than ever.

In the quiet of the morning, Sam woke to find Dave watching her, his eyes filled with a love that took her breath away. She reached out, her fingers tracing the line of his jaw, and he turned his head to press a kiss to her palm.

"Good morning," he whispered, his voice rough with sleep and emotion.

"Good morning," Sam replied, her voice thick with unshed tears. "I love you."

"I love you too," Dave said, pulling her close. "More than words can say."

And in that moment, surrounded by the warmth of his embrace and the promise of a new day, Sam knew that she was exactly where she was meant to be.

DAY OVERVIEW Today was a Thursday marked by a mix of playful morning banter, sexually charged midday messages, and a tender evening winding down. The most defining moment was their detailed and explicit sexual fantasy discussion, highlighting their deep physical longing for each other despite being apart.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine & Food Preferences - Sam mentioned eating Fruity Pebbles instead of Froot Loops. - Emotional register: Playful, affectionate. - Notable quote: "Awww you’re talking about my work profile picture 😊" — Sam

  1. Work & Meetings
  2. Sam complained about having too many meetings, feeling tired and overwhelmed.
  3. Dave expressed concern about Sam's workload and potential loneliness after Christian moves out.
  4. Emotional register: Sympathetic, concerned.

  5. Notable quote: "You’re worried too?!?" — Sam

  6. Podcast & Murder Case Discussion

  7. Sam shared details about a podcast episode involving a murder case and the use of health apps as evidence.
  8. They discussed the complexities of divorce and financial implications.
  9. Emotional register: Analytical, curious.

  10. Notable quote: "It's just that simple. Of course this is this is the one I was talking about earlier where the guys having an affair..." — Sam

  11. Noah Kahan's New Album

  12. Sam mentioned Noah Kahan's upcoming album and her excitement about listening to it.
  13. Dave teased her about predisposing herself to be sad.
  14. Emotional register: Excited, playful.

  15. Notable quote: "So you’re basically predispositioning yourself to be sad and depressed 🤔?" — Dave

  16. Workplace Dynamics & Smart Glasses

  17. Sam mentioned issues with people wearing smart glasses at work and branches.
  18. They joked about Doctor Barrett's potential solutions, including setting up snipers.
  19. Emotional register: Humorous, lighthearted.

  20. Notable quote: "Sounds like a job for Doctor Barrett" — Dave

  21. Language & Spelling

  22. Sam asked about the correct spelling of "lying" versus "lieing."
  23. Dave confirmed it's "lying."
  24. Emotional register: Informative, brief.

  25. Notable quote: "It’s dying" — Dave

  26. Health & Wellness

  27. Sam mentioned having a dry patch of skin and needing a facial.
  28. They discussed the tension in Sam's shoulder and potential causes.
  29. Emotional register: Concerned, supportive.

  30. Notable quote: "Oh I sit soooo shittily" — Sam

  31. Gym & Headstands

  32. Sam shared a story about being videotaped doing headstands at the gym.
  33. Dave teased her about not being able to post the video.
  34. Emotional register: Playful, teasing.

  35. Notable quote: "You. Cannot. Post. This." — Dave

  36. Remote Work & Travel Plans

  37. Sam mentioned booking a remote week in mid-May and working from her parents' house.
  38. She also mentioned her mom giving her Southwest points for free travel.
  39. Emotional register: Excited, grateful.

  40. Notable quote: "Anddddd mom said she’d give me some of her southwest points so it’ll be free. Woo hoo!" — Sam

  41. Package Delivery & Christian's Reactions

    • Sam was worried about Christian seeing the return address on a package from Dave.
    • Dave suggested putting a dumb toy in the package as a cover.
    • Emotional register: Anxious, reassuring.
    • Notable quote: "Tell him it’s none of his god damn business 😐" — Dave

  42. Flirtatious & Sexual Banter

    • They engaged in explicit sexual fantasy discussion, describing various acts and scenarios.
    • Dave described detailed sexual acts, escalating the conversation.
    • Emotional register: Aroused, playful, explicit.
    • Notable quote: "I’m going to pull out leaving you completely empty, and hair - force you down to the floor and onto your knees in front me to show me how much you love my cock" — Dave

  43. Quinn's Driving Incident

    • Sam shared a story about Quinn driving Christian's car and getting lost.
    • Christian was anxious and tracked Quinn's location.
    • Emotional register: Amused, understanding.
    • Notable quote: "Probably literally turned right when he should've turned left and Christian it's like immediately texted them." — Sam

  44. Facebook & Social Media

    • Sam mentioned unfollowing a rescue on Facebook and deleting the app from her phone.
    • She also mentioned mentioning "my friend Dave" to Christian.
    • Emotional register: Resolved, content.
    • Notable quote: "Also, I unfollowed the rescue and deleted FB from my phone again YAY!!!!" — Sam

  45. Vaccines & Health

    • They discussed getting annual vaccines, with Sam mentioning she's never had a flu shot.
    • Dave mentioned getting a flu shot if he thinks about it.
    • Emotional register: Informative, casual.
    • Notable quote: "I’ve never ever had the flu shot" — Sam

  46. Workplace Meeting Overload

    • Sam complained about having too many meetings, especially on Friday.
    • Dave sympathized and suggested she didn't have to accept all of them.
    • Emotional register: Frustrated, supportive.
    • Notable quote: "8 meetings now on FRIDAY!!! wtf people!!!! 😡" — Sam

  47. Punctuation & Grammar

    • Sam asked about the correct punctuation for a colon versus a semicolon.
    • Dave corrected her, identifying it as a colon.
    • Emotional register: Informative, brief.
    • Notable quote: "Semi colon" — Dave

  48. Evening Routine & Family

    • Sam mentioned picking up Kai and settling in at home.
    • She shared a video of a baby being launched into a pool.
    • Emotional register: Playful, family-oriented.
    • Notable quote: "Her little fat belly" — Sam

  49. Zander's Tattoo Plans

    • Sam mentioned Zander wanting to get matching tattoos with Chaz.
    • She reflected on being a good mom to him.
    • Emotional register: Nostalgic, affectionate.
    • Notable quote: "You were a good mom to him 🥰" — Dave

  50. Chris Bennett's Job Offer

    • Dave mentioned Chris Bennett being offered a job in the COE.
    • Sam confirmed she knew about it and that they were desperate for people.
    • Emotional register: Informative, neutral.
    • Notable quote: "They are desperate for ppl" — Sam

  51. Bedtime & Goodnights

    • They exchanged goodnight messages, expressing love and anticipation for their next conversation.
    • Dave mentioned the exact time until they would see each other again.
    • Emotional register: Tender, loving, anticipatory.
    • Notable quote: "Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰" — Dave

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam initiated the sexual conversation by describing a fantasy of Dave fucking her from behind and pulling her hair. - Dave escalated by describing in detail how he would push all the way in, grind around, and hold it deep while making her arch up toward him with a handful of hair. - Sam expressed excitement and desire, using phrases like "Godddddd" and "I absolutely love your cock 😍." - Dave described a fantasy of pulling out and forcing Sam down to her knees to show him how much she loves his cock. - Sam fantasized about straddling Dave and riding him in a parking lot. - Dave detailed a scenario where Sam is getting railed in both her other holes while sucking his cock, going crazy from the sensation. - Specific language: "I’m sitting here just 🥵🥵🥵" — Sam, "I can feel the skin on my dick pulling tight as I push all the way and grind around there." — Dave, "I cannot wait to feel you again. All over." — Sam

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the conversation with her initial sexual fantasy, showing vulnerability and desire. - Dave followed and escalated, taking a dominant role in describing their sexual encounters. - There was a playful dynamic with teasing and flirting, especially when discussing their sexual preferences and fantasies. - Sam expressed tenderness and longing, mentioning how much she misses Dave and can't wait to see him. - Dave reciprocated with expressions of love and anticipation, detailing his physical longing for Sam. - The power dynamic was evident with Dave taking a more dominant role in their sexual fantasies, while Sam expressed submission and desire. - Their relationship dynamic was intense and passionate, with a strong emotional connection despite the physical distance.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I’m sitting here just 🥵🥵🥵" — Sam, expressing her arousal and desire. - "Godddddd" — Sam, responding to Dave's detailed sexual description

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

  • Messages exchanged

    406

    77 more; previous average 328.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    27

    3 fewer; previous average 30.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 181 · 45% 225 · 55%
Average reply time 3m 39s 1m 12s
Conversation starts 1 0
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave: 15% longer; previous average 3m 11s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
  • Sam Willis: 36% shorter; previous average 1m 52s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 9m 35s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 77 more; previous average 328.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 406 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor88 · 22%
Status update72 · 18%
Frustration41 · 10%
Affection37 · 9%
Vulnerability31 · 8%

All other signals

Emotional support28 · 7%
Excitement21 · 5%
Flirting16 · 4%
Sexting14 · 3%
Checking in13 · 3%
Appreciation10 · 2%
Planning9 · 2%
Deep sharing7 · 2%
Request7 · 2%
Boundary setting5 · 1%
Disagreement5 · 1%
Encouragement4 · 1%
Passive aggression2 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (50), Status update (35), Affection (20), Frustration (17), Checking in (13)
  • Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
  • Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
  • Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
  • Sam Willis: Status update (42), Humor (41), Vulnerability (34), Frustration (28), Emotional support (20)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

393 of 406 messages (96.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 181 / 181 100.0%
Unknown Participant 0 / 1 0.0%
Unknown Participant 0 / 1 0.0%
Unknown Participant 0 / 1 0.0%
Sam Willis 212 / 222 95.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.82
Appreciation 0.79
Boundary setting 0.64
Checking in 0.63
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.62
Emotional support 0.72
Encouragement 0.75
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.79
Frustration 0.72
Humor 0.74
Passive aggression 0.65
Planning 0.73
Request 0.70
Sexting 0.84
Status update 0.63
Vulnerability 0.65
  • Model: unknown
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-04-01 22:03:35
  • Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

38 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.82

[2026-03-31 07:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Love you baby. Hope you’re having a fun time at work! Going to start getting ready now. Blahhhhh talk to you soon!

Score: 0.98 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, praise her Thank the heavens that you are on your way home so happy for you and I just wanted to say hi And I miss you and I love you

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:46:00 AM] Dave

Love you sweetheart

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Dave

I love you

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night baby. I hope you sleep well

Score: 0.93 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:20:00 PM] Dave

I love you Hehehe

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:19:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innocent, but I don't know it's just I don't know I can't. I can't say it because it's cute. But you're not mean you're not like A little something so I don't want to sell like that but I don't know I appreciate you and I just want to see that Oh yeah, your Google account I'm glad that you like that I Didn't have to think really hard when I Use that for a name it just kind of work and then it's not like Call you sunshine like outside of good morning messages I don't know But I do like that I think that's inappropriate for you for a reason we've discussed I mean, you light up my day and also Whenever I see your profile picture at work if I think of like A stylized picture of the sun and my sunshine and That's also how I think about the first time I saw you on camera And you were just glowing So that's not Anyway, I'm one I hope you have a great morning A good easy ride to work and I cannot wait to see you. I'm just thinking about it now. I can't wait to open the door. See you standing there and hug you and kiss you. That's gonna be wonderful You're so pretty And sexy and everything. I love you and I hope you have a great day, sweetheart. I'm sorry I hope you have a great day sunshine.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Dave

Good night love

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

I love that we get each others sense of humor. It’s the best 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you too sexy 😏

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Morning handsome

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Awww you’re talking about my work profile picture ☺️

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:28:00 PM] Dave

You don’t HAAAAVE to accept them baby

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Dave

You poor babe

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:45:00 AM] Dave

I love fruity pebbles

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

Thank you so much for understanding

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:21:00 PM] Dave

😈

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:29:00 AM] Dave

I’m excited for you 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:05:00 PM] Dave

Any day of the week baby

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:54:00 PM] Dave

Love it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I absolutely love your cock 😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:40:00 PM] Dave

I know that you do 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:41:00 PM] Dave

We’re going to melt right into each other

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

So so good

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 03:15:00 PM] Dave

You’re sweet

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 08:54:00 PM] Dave

Awwwwe

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[2026-03-31 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m glad you’re still letting him sleep with you every night; he deserves it!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Dave

As you can see, we’re in bed 😁

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am truly having a day 😭 and no lunch! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-31 08:54:00 PM] Dave

You were a good mom to him 🥰

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

I would love that!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Dave

I’d give you a massage

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re Genius baby, thank you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love looking at babies that I don’t have to take care of lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well, when Christian moves out, I am sure I’ll have atleast one dog in bed with me every night

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 01:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

For sure

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Appreciation

10 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.79

[2026-03-31 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re Genius baby, thank you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 06:19:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innocent, but I don't know it's just I don't know I can't. I can't say it because it's cute. But you're not mean you're not like A little something so I don't want to sell like that but I don't know I appreciate you and I just want to see that Oh yeah, your Google account I'm glad that you like that I Didn't have to think really hard when I Use that for a name it just kind of work and then it's not like Call you sunshine like outside of good morning messages I don't know But I do like that I think that's inappropriate for you for a reason we've discussed I mean, you light up my day and also Whenever I see your profile picture at work if I think of like A stylized picture of the sun and my sunshine and That's also how I think about the first time I saw you on camera And you were just glowing So that's not Anyway, I'm one I hope you have a great morning A good easy ride to work and I cannot wait to see you. I'm just thinking about it now. I can't wait to open the door. See you standing there and hug you and kiss you. That's gonna be wonderful You're so pretty And sexy and everything. I love you and I hope you have a great day, sweetheart. I'm sorry I hope you have a great day sunshine.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Thank Britney

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 10:32:00 AM] Dave

This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 10:32:00 AM] Dave

This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 08:54:00 PM] Dave

That’s sweet

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:04:00 PM] Dave

Thanks for telling ME!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s the best!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 10:48:00 AM] Dave

Also one of my favorite things - in general 😌

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-31 08:46:00 PM] Dave

Well thanks for hoped all up

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Boundary setting

5 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-03-31 05:30:00 PM] Dave

But for real. It’s none of his business 😐

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 05:28:00 PM] Dave

Tell him it’s none of his god damn business

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:57:00 PM] Dave

You. Cannot. Post. This.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like absolutely not lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t wear smart glasses!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Checking in

23 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.63

[2026-03-31 03:05:00 PM] Dave

What’s going wrong today sweetie?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-31 08:24:00 PM] Dave

That boy better not be texting and driving !

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-31 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning This sounds terrible, but my favorite part of the day is whenever I leave the house and then I unmute my text thread And then it doesn't have to be muted until later on in the evening. I just don't want shit popping up at 6 AM and Christian being like Maya is texting you at 6 AM anyway so yeah I love having you on unmute. Anyway, how's work? I'm just leaving. The sun is blasting, brighten my eyes. Cause I'm heading in that direction and I'm sure traffic is stuck And all the things Yeah, I am tired per usual Slept OK except I woke up at like 330 some to go to the bathroom and luckily the dogs did not have you go outside with him and all last night that I recall anyway anyway got up at 3:30 and I checked my phone and I had a text like we had a group text from Quinn and it was like sorry guys

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

OMG which is it!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 08:32:00 PM] Dave

When was the last you mentioned me to him?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 08:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

How’s your night going?

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 09:26:00 AM] Dave

So you’re basically predispositioning yourself to be sad and depressed 🤔?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 09:26:00 AM] Dave

So you’re basically predispositioning yourself to be sad and depressed 🤔? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: One thing I've thought about them that I'm really not looking forward to is once Christian moves out and I'm like it's just me again like I definitely have the tendency to Like I could go, you know weeks without hanging out with another person and that's not good for me so I don't know like making the effort down to see friends is such a pain in the ass you know and like I'm not at a space here in Phoenix Why do you hear this? Oh my God Jesus Christ I'm not in a space here in Phoenix, but I wanna like make new friends you know cause I wanna leave so then that's like I gotta make plans with people that I already know and like everybody's in different stages of their lives and you know it's just it's hard. I don't really wanna do that part you know.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 06:20:00 PM] Dave

Have a good workout

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 08:37:00 PM] Dave

Not too bad. Hbu?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 04:50:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, sounds like it sounds like your shoulder. No, I've never. Touched like anything that made me wanna throw up because it hurts so bad unless it was like Like not something that wasn't broken like that just my skin or muscle or whatever so is it like sore from working out pain or oh you said so tense yeah I guess you're probably just also Tightly wound, you might be sitting shitty at work too I do get that way sometimes actually not like where it hurts to push on, but like if I am Kind of working at my desk And like I don't say hunched over, but like you know doing something technical or whatever then like my upper back can get kind of sore and fatigued

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s rebelling bc you shut him out!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m driving to the gym. I gotta get it together

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 03:14:00 PM] Dave

?!

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[2026-03-31 01:00:00 PM] Dave

Oh wait, sorry, that probably didn’t help… dang

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right?!?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I TOLD YOU

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 03:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you get any annual vaccines?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-31 03:22:00 PM] Dave

I’ll get the flu shot if I think about it

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 01:46:00 PM] Dave

Wasup

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[2026-03-31 04:06:00 PM] Dave

Oh?

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[2026-03-31 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Whatttttt??? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Deep sharing

8 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-03-31 08:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Zander messaged and he’s supposedly moving to Canada for a year after he finishes welding school, to live with Chaz’s side of the family. Butttt he wants to get matching tattoos. Just gotta think about what to get….something small. Just a little reminder of each other 🥹

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Well, hi and I miss you and I love you too and I'm so fucking happy to be out of there and I'm gonna try to get home in time to take a 430 class instead of a 6 o'clock class so then I can walk the dogs afterwards But I haven't eaten anything all day and so taking a 430 class is really risky because I'm so fucking hungry and now that I'm thinking about it that probably not work so this is just all a travesty honestly maybe I should just cancel entirely

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Speaking of the head stands on Sunday when I went to the gym their office manager she's like a sweet old lady. Her name is Marcy anyway she was there and she's like Sam. Can I take a video of you doing your head because I wrote it on my on the board for like my goal for a month I like oh my God like I'm not good at them I said but sure let's wait till after the class is over cause like the class getting ready to start well of course that was a terrible idea because then I'm fucking completely fatigued. It's anyway so after the class, I'm like they're doing my fucking headstand and I'm sucking at it and I can only hold him for like two seconds. She's like oh my God this is so great. She's like I'll send it to you. You just let me know if I can post it and I'm like you cannot post this. But you're very kind but no, you cannot post this

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:24:00 AM] Dave

WhatsApp is “secure” because of its encryption standard. So many people use it because it’s cross platform and globally accepted. iMessage is just as secure from an encryption standpoint. But like any encryption mechanism, it is only as secure as your weakest link. Which in your case is physical access. You’re conflating transport security and physical security.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Reflective

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 05:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I just had a random thought, but So the little I get an email every morning so does Christian from the post office of the mail that's being delivered that day, including the packages and so I'm very curious if the boxes that you sent me if it's gonna come across as your name or what what is what's it gonna say that the sender is? Because if it says Dave clutter, then Christian would be like what's Dave mailing you this is gonna be weird. Oh my God this was a bad idea.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I wrote a review for my gym like right after I joined you know just like a positive review five stars blah blah and then like no joke like a year later I'm scrolling Facebook and I follow them on Facebook and I'm like that's me and what they did is they took like a video they took my review and put it on like a pretty background and then took my profile picture. That's in my fucking app. And put that on there and like them posted my review they do it with other people too, but I'm like nobody even asked me, but I mean it's fine but just like that's me like a year later But yeah, no fucking lady

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

God. Now we are talking about how to tell if ppl are lieing

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Disagreement

6 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.62

[2026-03-31 10:29:00 AM] Dave

Right?! Why tf do people get RE married?!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Dave

So probably lying

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 07:45:00 AM] Dave

Yeah I guess naive 🤔

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lying? Lieing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so you clearly know way more than me!!! And you’re just now telling ME?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fine

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Emotional support

29 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.72

[2026-03-31 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Yeah I’m worried about you too once he leaves. You’ll be lonely.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:27:00 AM] Dave

For sure 😌

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 09:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night baby. I hope you sleep well

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-03-31 09:38:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, I’m worried. I think you’ll be ok since moving is also on the horizon. I think not being there alone indefinitely will make it much more tolerable.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

You won’t even miss me 😭😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

You won’t even miss me 😭😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am truly having a day 😭 and no lunch!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m done. Driving home thank Christ

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh thank God

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-31 08:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I don't know why sometimes I can talk for like seven minutes and it doesn't turn off but sometimes I can only talk for one minute and then like my screen goes black anyway But Quinn said I've been throwing up all night. I'm sorry if I woke you up with my loud vomiting blah blah blah blah so then I texted him first I was like oh fuck hell should I be a nice human and check on him? Texting him back like 10 minutes later and I was like sorry Quinn do you need anything? Do you have any water and then he never responded doesn't I check the cameras and maybe you just didn't pick it up but like it didn't picked up anything all night there was like any movement I'm assuming he was throwing them upstairs, but I hope it wasn't in his fucking bedroom. Like I hope they made it to the fucking bathroom so I don't know Christian can deal with all that But I have had a worried about the dude because I told you he lost a fucked on the weight. I'm I never ever ever see him drink water and then I think he eats one meal of fucking day if that and then he throws up like this it's bad luckily he's going to the doctor today so anyway. Also funny thing so most days as I'm leaving for work I joke and I tell Christian to have a blessed day because he's very not religious Anyway, and you know how like Google or Alexa like they're always fucking listening anyway so I said have a blessed day and Google said same to you Bitch, I'm not talking to you and like literally I wasn't even in the same room as Google and it said it I'm like this is that OK? But whatever I cannot wait to see you in like like 10 days now no that's all right 12 days 12 days I think so we're getting much closer. Of course I'll be listening to my podcast. OK, stupid question because this guy murdered his wife because he didn't wanna he is a police officer and he wants to retire and he doesn't wanna divorce. His wife that he's been with for 24 years because he would have to not only split his retirement with her, but have to pay her like a fuck ton of alimony every year. I'm sorry every month and two thoughts well no there's several thoughts but like why do people then get in the situations where the wife typically is fully financially dependent on the dude like if you don't wanna pay out the ass alimony then like maybe you both should be working. I don't know you know how I feel about this whole non-working wife situation. That just fucking bothers me so there's that and then to this guy have been having multiple affairs over the course of 23 years but his latest one they were talking on WhatsApp and the podcast host were like You know they were using WhatsApp so there so you know the wife didn't find out but like OK stupid question how is WhatsApp more secure? I don't understand. It's just the same as any other app on my phone like in theory Julie can pick up your phone pick up the WhatsApp or open up WhatsApp and see our text messages there too but what is the difference? I don't get it. Explain

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-31 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is the slowest breakup ever

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Dave

You poor babe

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 07:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Love you baby. Hope you’re having a fun time at work! Going to start getting ready now. Blahhhhh talk to you soon!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am truly having a day 😭 and no lunch! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6545
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[2026-03-31 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So Quinn has his license now, but he doesn't have a car yet and Christian has been adamant. You're not driving my car without me in it well mostly cause he can't afford anything else to happen to his damn car but also as we know he has major trust and control issues, but. Tonight Kai is going to watch the boys basketball team play before she has choir practice and Christian decided he was gonna let Quinn drive her there by himself and then I got home from walking one of the dogs and he was like I'm super nervous try not to be. I'm like well. You can track his their location right and he's like yeah I'm like OK. Well you know at least or is that like you know and he's like yeah anyway, I'm out walking Loki and I just saw a text to our group text and he literally said Quinn where are you going? Get back here right now Probably literally turned right when he should've turned left and Christian it's like immediately texted them. I think he's worried that Quinn's gonna take the highway back instead of the town roads but anyway so far no response from Quinn. I'm sure Christian called him immediately. But I'm just laughing although I gotta say I've been just as much of a freak before with stress so I get it but oh my God

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning This sounds terrible, but my favorite part of the day is whenever I leave the house and then I unmute my text thread And then it doesn't have to be muted until later on in the evening. I just don't want shit popping up at 6 AM and Christian being like Maya is texting you at 6 AM anyway so yeah I love having you on unmute. Anyway, how's work? I'm just leaving. The sun is blasting, brighten my eyes. Cause I'm heading in that direction and I'm sure traffic is stuck And all the things Yeah, I am tired per usual Slept OK except I woke up at like 330 some to go to the bathroom and luckily the dogs did not have you go outside with him and all last night that I recall anyway anyway got up at 3:30 and I checked my phone and I had a text like we had a group text from Quinn and it was like sorry guys

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-31 06:19:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great and are ready for an awesome productive day at work and when you wake up, you hop right out of bed without any hesitation Can you get down there and eat some fucking Froot Loops or whatever and have yourself a wonderful also happy morning I slept pretty well I went to sleep and thought and woke up thinking about you and I was actually thinking this morning how well hold two things How cute it really is like how you are We look back through text messages, but With the manly drugs, they just like There was like a couple things I was thinking about this morning That you were just like recently that you were just like flabbergasted about I forget what it is but anyway also that when I say that's cute I don't mean to be demeaning. It really is endearing. That you I don't wanna work innocent, but I don't know it's just I don't know I can't. I can't say it because it's cute. But you're not mean you're not like A little something so I don't want to sell like that but I don't know I appreciate you and I just want to see that Oh yeah, your Google account I'm glad that you like that I Didn't have to think really hard when I Use that for a name it just kind of work and then it's not like Call you sunshine like outside of good morning messages I don't know But I do like that I think that's inappropriate for you for a reason we've discussed I mean, you light up my day and also Whenever I see your profile picture at work if I think of like A stylized picture of the sun and my sunshine and That's also how I think about the first time I saw you on camera And you were just glowing So that's not Anyway, I'm one I hope you have a great morning A good easy ride to work and I cannot wait to see you. I'm just thinking about it now. I can't wait to open the door. See you standing there and hug you and kiss you. That's gonna be wonderful You're so pretty And sexy and everything. I love you and I hope you have a great day, sweetheart. I'm sorry I hope you have a great day sunshine.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg what if I made someone cry

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I figure he will do the things in time. I’m the one who broke up with him! Trying not to throw a bunch of salt in the wound

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 04:50:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, sounds like it sounds like your shoulder. No, I've never. Touched like anything that made me wanna throw up because it hurts so bad unless it was like Like not something that wasn't broken like that just my skin or muscle or whatever so is it like sore from working out pain or oh you said so tense yeah I guess you're probably just also Tightly wound, you might be sitting shitty at work too I do get that way sometimes actually not like where it hurts to push on, but like if I am Kind of working at my desk And like I don't say hunched over, but like you know doing something technical or whatever then like my upper back can get kind of sore and fatigued

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just wish they’d fucking announce though. Like this is stupid.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s official. He hates me.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re worried too?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:54:00 PM] Dave

Ugh. Yeah that’ll do it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Patience

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[2026-03-31 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Been productive! Just settling in at home. Ish. Gonna go pick up Kai at 830. Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is under my shoulder. Like the other side. Like the lats maybe?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Encouragement

4 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-03-31 05:29:00 PM] Dave

But if it does come up, I put some dumb toy or something in there so you can say you ordered it to be nice

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-31 08:33:00 PM] Dave

Yesss!! That’s a great move

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 10:28:00 AM] Dave

Fucking do iiiiiit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:20:00 PM] Dave

Have a good workout

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Excitement

22 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.76

[2026-03-31 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Eeeeee!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:54:00 PM] Dave

😱

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yassssss!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also, I unfollowed the rescue and deleted FB from my phone again YAY!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:33:00 PM] Dave

Yesss!! That’s a great move This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 11:47:00 AM] Dave

Yaaaay!!

Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:53:00 PM] Dave

Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:57:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha omg.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I cannot wait 🔥

Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Finally!!!

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:16:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha how dare they!!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anddddd mom said she’d give me some of her southwest points so it’ll be free. Woo hoo!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:53:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that’ll be pretty fun

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mmmmmm

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahhh!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Broooooo

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Whatttttt??? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤤🤤🤤

Score: 0.69 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omg this is taking you forever 🤪

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Dave

Wowwwww

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I knowwwwww

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:53:00 PM] Dave

Ikr?!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Flirting

16 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.79

[2026-03-31 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I absolutely love your cock 😍

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:42:00 PM] Dave

I love when you’re at the office 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

We’d be fucking in our car in the parking lot

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Uh god, I’d love to just straddle you and ride you.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

💦💦

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo, if we were in a gangbang situation, which of my holes are you going for first? 😏

Score: 0.86 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:32:00 PM] Dave

Read my mind

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sitting here just 🥵🥵🥵

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:41:00 PM] Dave

We’re going to melt right into each other

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

💦

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Dave

Fucking in the parking lot 3-5 days/ week lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Dave

Which one would YOU want me in?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:08:00 PM] Dave

And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:08:00 PM] Dave

And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:02:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:16:00 PM] Dave

We can continue this discussion later then 😏

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Frustration

45 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.72

[2026-03-31 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

8 meetings now on FRIDAY!!! wtf people!!!! 😡

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Pffft I don’t even want to watch it anymore

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:11:00 PM] Dave

Bitch I JUST found out today! You knew about it weeks ago!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-31 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just wish they’d fucking announce though. Like this is stupid.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

This fucker cut me off again. Hmph

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:54:00 PM] Dave

I hate the suspense

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m in back to backs from 830-2 today. Just kill me

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fuck off I hate it here 😂😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Holy fuck. Soooo fired

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Damnit Dave. I can’t focus at all now

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Supposedly he told his own team yesterday. So wtf

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is posing a problem

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:10:00 PM] Dave

WTF

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:23:00 PM] Dave

I just never feel like taking the time to do it lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why would you be in a room full of other girls Dave ? WHY!!?!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Asshole

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so you clearly know way more than me!!! And you’re just now telling ME?!?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

😒

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:24:00 PM] Dave

That boy better not be texting and driving !

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so you clearly know way more than me!!! And you’re just now telling ME?!? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

This time though, I’ll be forced to go into an office. So there’s people there. 😒

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:00:00 PM] Dave

Oh wait, sorry, that probably didn’t help… dang

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

so this means 3 huge open MD roles in SCS now. So we might lose CJ and Stephen! Or Reid. Fuck man I dunno

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just too many meetings. Really tiring

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just too many meetings. Really tiring This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:10:00 PM] Dave

BRO

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Pffft I don’t even want to watch it anymore This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do I gotta tell you EVERYTHING!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Messing tf up out of my bed, I can tell you that. Sigh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:24:00 PM] Dave

He always gets into shit and tears the living room apart if I leave him out all night

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

😒

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.882
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:35:00 PM] Dave

Fuuuck

Score: 0.62 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:14:00 PM] Dave

You hadn’t yet!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:07:00 AM] Dave

Ugggggh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:59:00 PM] Dave

That’s ridiculous

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:04:00 PM] Dave

Hmph

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Dave

Tough question

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmmm that’s hard

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:41:00 PM] Dave

Nice… ish

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmm I can’t save it lolol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Geeesshhh

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Not that it was anything he was considering!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Humor

91 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-03-31 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:14:00 AM] Dave

Ok… paused to keep up Omg… had to pause this response too 😡… fucking peopling 1. My phone never even comes off silent, first of all. And my sleep mode turns on at 9 and off at 6 - so no notifications come through anyway. But also, who cares what your not-boyfriend thinks about who you’re texting?! No I get it 😜. And I love that that’s like, a whole thing - leaving and getting to unmute me - and you look forward to that hehehe 2. The phone turn off if it thinks you’re not looking at it. So it depends a on how it can see your eyes. 3. Daaaamn that kid is sick again?! K, back to listening

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:08:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Lmao Google

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Literally cackled

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

THERE ARE NO LIPS

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am literally laughing my ass off

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:08:00 PM] Dave

And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:18:00 PM] Dave

LMAO

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:26:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bahahahaaaaa

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:40:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha mom just sent over this video from last summer of the baby’s mom just launching her into the pool lolol but then she has a big ol smile on her face at the end.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:08:00 PM] Dave

And did you see the irony of going from this to: which hole would you want first in a gangbang lololol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

The slippery when wet one though made me lol

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:08:00 PM] Dave

“Smiley face eyes”

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmaooooo

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Really?!?! Hahaha ok those are mid

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:54:00 PM] Dave

Is his proposal that we set up snipers at every branch and kill anyone using smart glasses?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:56:00 AM] Dave

Nah those are just the first funny ones that came to mind 😜

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:58:00 AM] Dave

Highly addictive

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:58:00 AM] Dave

Handle with care

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Slippery when wet

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Dave

Heh.. you’ll probably have a new terrible bf shacking up with you within a few weeks KIDDING 🤪

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:31:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:52:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Dave

We’d be soooo fired if we worked in the same building lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Hahahaha

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m dead

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like there are no lips!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:47:00 PM] Dave

TRAVESTY!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not that great but I would have been screaming lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:15:00 PM] Dave

Yeah. I told Eric I thought he (Chris) would make a good addition to Reeds harem 😝

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

serves you right for having stubble I guess!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think the word you were looking for to describe me is naive 😂

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:48:00 PM] Dave

Cute

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Something to do with you being a delinquent, I’m sure 😉

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

🤪

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:59:00 AM] Dave

Lmao. There are tons of possibilities here

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:57:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha whoa…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:32:00 PM] Dave

What are you think…. Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:08:00 PM] Dave

I knew there was a trick there!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ope. Christian just “removed the background” on our text 🫣

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Tell ppl to leave you alone lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:12:00 AM] Dave

My thought was that then the particularly incriminating content wouldn’t be in my regular txt messages, if they were ever to be discovered. But then as WAA progressed, it became clear it wouldn’t matter unless we COMPLETELY switched to WhatsApp since literally all of our txts are incriminating lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 10:13:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea that ship done sailed lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Oh I definitely will. I’m just choosing martyrdom over self because your situation is so severe. I totally understand that your day full of meetings is bigger than WAA This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:32:00 AM] Dave

This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 10:32:00 AM] Dave

This is literally one of my favorite things. I think we had a card recently that asked something that this would be the answer for. …If that makes sense. I love when I can make you laugh out loud 🥰🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 02:53:00 PM] Dave

Sounds like a job for Doctor Barrett

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Dave

that’s like a horror movie

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Her little fat belly

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude watch this psycho lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:40:00 PM] Dave

Idk how she couldn’t SMELL that lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:02:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:18:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmm I can’t save it lolol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Not that it was anything he was considering!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:28:00 PM] Dave

You don’t HAAAAVE to accept them baby

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:32:00 PM] Dave

Oh yeah?!

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:35:00 PM] Dave

🥵

Score: 0.63 | Confidence: 0.544
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So Quinn has his license now, but he doesn't have a car yet and Christian has been adamant. You're not driving my car without me in it well mostly cause he can't afford anything else to happen to his damn car but also as we know he has major trust and control issues, but. Tonight Kai is going to watch the boys basketball team play before she has choir practice and Christian decided he was gonna let Quinn drive her there by himself and then I got home from walking one of the dogs and he was like I'm super nervous try not to be. I'm like well. You can track his their location right and he's like yeah I'm like OK. Well you know at least or is that like you know and he's like yeah anyway, I'm out walking Loki and I just saw a text to our group text and he literally said Quinn where are you going? Get back here right now Probably literally turned right when he should've turned left and Christian it's like immediately texted them. I think he's worried that Quinn's gonna take the highway back instead of the town roads but anyway so far no response from Quinn. I'm sure Christian called him immediately. But I'm just laughing although I gotta say I've been just as much of a freak before with stress so I get it but oh my God

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Speaking of the head stands on Sunday when I went to the gym their office manager she's like a sweet old lady. Her name is Marcy anyway she was there and she's like Sam. Can I take a video of you doing your head because I wrote it on my on the board for like my goal for a month I like oh my God like I'm not good at them I said but sure let's wait till after the class is over cause like the class getting ready to start well of course that was a terrible idea because then I'm fucking completely fatigued. It's anyway so after the class, I'm like they're doing my fucking headstand and I'm sucking at it and I can only hold him for like two seconds. She's like oh my God this is so great. She's like I'll send it to you. You just let me know if I can post it and I'm like you cannot post this. But you're very kind but no, you cannot post this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:07:00 PM] Dave

Why do you ask? Do you have a room full of girls😏?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omg this is taking you forever 🤪

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:13:00 AM] Dave

It definitely done has

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fuck off I hate it here 😂😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:53:00 PM] Dave

Probably have to have some leadership meetings southlake 😁

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh he’s on it lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:59:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Holy fuck this HR lady looks terrifying

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

WHERE IS HER MOUTH

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Dave

Which one would YOU want me in?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:47:00 PM] Dave

Wuuuuuut

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Allegedly

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

ALLEGEDLY

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude I was JUST typing that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Dave

Dying

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Dave

It’s dying

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:48:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Passive aggression

2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-03-31 10:54:00 AM] Dave

🖕

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

How dare you This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Planning

9 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-03-31 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I just had a realization, but do you know how I said April 25 is like this big day as astrology well fucking Noah Kahan's new album comes out the day before and you know how his music is kind of like sad and depressing and Like you know, totally my jam and my whole part of the horoscope is that I'm gonna be like looking at and processing. I'm gonna be doing it to Noah Kahan's new album and I'll make total sense. I cannot fucking wait.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I booked a remote week today for mid May but I’m gonna work from my parents house 👏👏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:16:00 PM] Dave

We can continue this discussion later then 😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well it’s just which one FIRST. Not the whole time

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:57:00 AM] Dave

K, thinking of more personalized one. Have a meeting though

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:54:00 PM] Dave

Have you been working on your headstands?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Zander messaged and he’s supposedly moving to Canada for a year after he finishes welding school, to live with Chaz’s side of the family. Butttt he wants to get matching tattoos. Just gotta think about what to get….something small. Just a little reminder of each other 🥹

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I am getting a massage on Thursday 🙏

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:15:00 PM] Dave

Why not just do it all in one swoop

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Request

7 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-03-31 01:02:00 PM] Dave

Oh you know it!!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll forgive you as long as you promise to actually do it 😉

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Dave

Yes please! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Dave

Yes please!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:32:00 PM] Dave

I wondered that since you said something about the return address on the box

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Tell me

Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:36:00 PM] Dave

You know what’s next?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Sexting

14 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.84

[2026-03-31 01:00:00 PM] Dave

Why? Because you’re thinking about riding my dick? Just try to think of something else like…. Oh idk… Think about what it’s going to feel like when my tongue finally slides between your labia and slowly makes its way up to your clit. Circling sooo lightly you can barely even feel it, until it locks on, pressing down and holding there before moving up with heavy pressure, ever so slowly…

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:34:00 PM] Dave

Mmmm that sounds really good. I can feel the skin on my dick pulling tight as I push all the way and grind around there. Holding it deep while I make you arch up toward with a handful of hair

Score: 0.93 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:19:00 PM] Dave

And I want to watch you suck while you’re getting railed in both your other holes and going crazy from that

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.92
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thinking about you fucking me from behind and pulling my hair 🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:40:00 PM] Dave

And I can’t wait to sink it deep inside you again

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:38:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to pull out leaving you completely empty, and still by the hair - force you down to the floor and onto your knees in front me to show me how much you love my cock

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I absolutely love your cock 😍

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Even just your tongue in my mouth. Fackkkkk

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo, if we were in a gangbang situation, which of my holes are you going for first? 😏

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok god I’m totally wet now. TTYL punk

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Holy fuck. Soooo fired This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Slippery when wet

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

💦

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sitting here just 🥵🥵🥵

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

Status update

77 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.63

[2026-03-31 04:42:00 PM] Dave

What is the meeting situation looking like now?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:42:00 PM] Dave

How many left?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:37:00 PM] Dave

I’m packing up more orders now

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

That bed was made today when I left for work

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m driving to the gym. I gotta get it together

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

He made it home. We think he was trying to go see his girlfriend at work

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:06:00 PM] Dave

  1. Yes. 2. No, he’s currently still deciding. Like, Eric isn’t giving him work until he figures it out

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Dave

2-3 days after shaving anyway

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Been productive! Just settling in at home. Ish. Gonna go pick up Kai at 830. Sigh

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

They are desperate for ppl

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:55:00 PM] Dave

I’ve been working on strengthening my legs and hips back up. I’d let my pt lapse and I find that whenever my hip starts hurting again, doing the exercises makes it feel better immediately

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:17:00 AM] Dave

12 days 3 hours 43 mins

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ppl wearing smart glasses at work

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:53:00 PM] Dave

And see you in 11 days, 15 hours, and 6 mins

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m hearing it’s going to be Samir

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Dave

Oh no, I’m good! I thought you wanted to get it together

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sure it wasn’t anything super formal

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:27:00 PM] Dave

DC3D

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 05:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Does that sound like anything I would ever say!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:56:00 AM] Dave

Do it your way

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis

I GOTTA THINK

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:56:00 AM] Dave

Yeah I figured that would be easy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis

I wasnt thinking of labels that already exist/are common

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis

But maybe that’s how I should be thinking of it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 05:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmph

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 07:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am eating fruity pebbles, thank you very much

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 08:57:00 AM] Dave

The mute thing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Getting lost in lyrics and fantasy land

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

If that makes sense

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

I don’t think I’ll be lonely per se. I think I’ll be a recluse

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

How dare you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

I wasn’t conflating. The podcast host was 🤪 but alsoooo, you had us switch to WhatsApp one time, too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

I wasn’t conflating. The podcast host was 🤪 but alsoooo, you had us switch to WhatsApp one time, too This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So it's like crazy the things that they're using now to catch murderers But in my podcast episode This guy allegedly woke up in the middle of the night like 4 AM and his wife had had a seizure and she had died And he was like you know I just woke up and you know she was dead OK anyway one of the ways they found out that he was lying is from his health app on his phone cause it was tracking you know, obviously his sleep, his movement all the things and he had been up for hours before then pacing I don't know about casing, but obviously not sleeping so anyway don't be a murderer. It's just that simple. Of course this is this is the one I was talking about earlier where the guys having an affair and of course these podcast freaking people are super. Judging of people and affairs are like just get a fucking divorce and this is the guy who like was gonna owe out the ass and alimony I'm not saying that he should've killed his wife, but also people make it seem way easier than it is. To actually get a divorce, but also this tool kills his wife and then eight months later he proposed to the lady he was having an affair with and I'm just thinking, bro you were married for 23 years and the reason why you couldn't get a divorce is because you didn't wanna share Your money that you're gonna get remarried what is happening? I don't understand people I really don't.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:49:00 AM] Dave

And sometimes uncanny

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Oh man…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Caution: HOT

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Dave

🫠🫠🫠 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 12:44:00 PM] Dave

🫠🫠🫠

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

And in branches

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 03:01:00 PM] Dave

I looked it up recently

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

CONFIRMED!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well no

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:15:00 PM] Dave

You changed social media…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 03:22:00 PM] Dave

It has been a while for me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Before they go OOO or whatever dumb shit is going on

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Dave

Semi colon

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Dave

I mean colon

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Dave

How so?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Dave

Just colon

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

I kept calling it a bullet point

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ish

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Boooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 06:17:00 PM] Dave

Mouth

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmm. I’ve said something about “my friend Dave” atleast once since WAA started

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmm. I’ve said something about “my friend Dave” atleast once since WAA started This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:04:00 PM] Dave

Did you know Chris Bennett was offered a job in the COE?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did he tell you or Eric

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Very interesting

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:18:00 PM] Dave

Did she just get a bath or something?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:18:00 PM] Dave

Zoomy af

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:19:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I noticed

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:19:00 PM] Dave

And it made me itch just watching

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I change the sheets all the time and vacuum them like every other day. Psychos

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:23:00 PM] Dave

He’s really good. He sleeps all night, doesn’t bother me, doesn’t chew

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/sarahe801/reel/DRVNVIWkQm-/ Sarah Elise on Instagram 16M views, 2M likes, 18K comments: "I can’t even think of a good cap...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

And no Christian called him right after he texted. Watched him like a hawk I’m sure

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Probably just sniffing him out to see if he’d be interested

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

This was before the reorg

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Whatttttt???

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 09:13:00 PM] Dave

Eric

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-03-31 01:54:00 PM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

5 meetings down and 5 more meetings to go today.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or is it DIEING

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes I do. Most are 1x1s for ppl to talk/show me something directly

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 01:47:00 PM] Dave

Interesting

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Vulnerability

37 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-03-31 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

That I am SUFFERING

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Well, hi and I miss you and I love you too and I'm so fucking happy to be out of there and I'm gonna try to get home in time to take a 430 class instead of a 6 o'clock class so then I can walk the dogs afterwards But I haven't eaten anything all day and so taking a 430 class is really risky because I'm so fucking hungry and now that I'm thinking about it that probably not work so this is just all a travesty honestly maybe I should just cancel entirely

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg I’ve lost my mind

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m not totally insane

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: One thing I've thought about them that I'm really not looking forward to is once Christian moves out and I'm like it's just me again like I definitely have the tendency to Like I could go, you know weeks without hanging out with another person and that's not good for me so I don't know like making the effort down to see friends is such a pain in the ass you know and like I'm not at a space here in Phoenix Why do you hear this? Oh my God Jesus Christ I'm not in a space here in Phoenix, but I wanna like make new friends you know cause I wanna leave so then that's like I gotta make plans with people that I already know and like everybody's in different stages of their lives and you know it's just it's hard. I don't really wanna do that part you know.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

I cannot wait to feel you again. All over.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-03-31 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Is your body ever so tense that you like push your finger fingers down on a pressure point and the pain makes you wanna throw up cause that happens to me like every day anyway so I just did that like Like what is this area called? It's basically. On the outside of my armpit, holy fuck these freaking drivers are insane. Anyway it's basically on the outside of my armpit where like my Back connects with my arm, so basically my shoulder It hurt so bad my stomach had like a physical reaction

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-31 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like am I having a stroke? What is this called? :

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-31 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Been productive! Just settling in at home. Ish. Gonna go pick up Kai at 830. Sigh This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-03-31 12:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Tell me This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-31 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s official. He hates me.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re worried too?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I hear you 🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-31 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I could never be an investigator

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. I noticed I have a dry patch of skin on my FACE yesterday. So now I must get a facial. Bc obvi

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve never ever had the flu shot

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Legit only 3 days a month of being stable 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-31 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is the slowest breakup ever

Score: 0.69 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
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[2026-03-31 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Godddddd

Score: 0.67 | Confidence: 0.5864999999999999
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[2026-03-31 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

If you were in a room full of girls, would you still pick me?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

But ok. Fear is now unfeared

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Maybe not sad and depressed but like…inward

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I was wrong. Until 230!!!! Omg really kill me. Just gonna slit my wrist right now. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:11:00 PM] Dave

I’m fucking HIDING

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I figure he will do the things in time. I’m the one who broke up with him! Trying not to throw a bunch of salt in the wound

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno why 🤷‍♀️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I sit soooo shittily

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

No!! I have no idea wtf her deal is

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 09:20:00 PM] Dave

I wake up morning with a clump of black hair stuck to my stubble

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-31 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-31 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Every day all day

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 06:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why would you be in a room full of other girls Dave ? WHY!!?!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 06:19:00 PM] Dave

And feel you screaming around it

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-31 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

No posture

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-31 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

But for real

Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.4
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