2026-08-01
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[2026-08-01 09:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I am hoping that's the case I slept pretty good I unfortunately did not celebrate orgasm day As I was exhausted By the time bed came around and just fucking died Yeah, I hope you got to But I guess probably not since I didn't hear anything from you So what are you got planned for the day then did you finish your painting? And what are you doing with the dogs like when people come to view the house and to the open house you're just gonna go take them somewhere to the dog park Good luck the cats lock the cats up and leave them Yeah, so I'm just waking up sitting here in front of rocker dock That's my new. It's my new thing obviously that's got my full attention. I do still have some shit to plant, but I don't know. I'm gonna fuck with that shit I did go get a pickax though so I'm ready to do it. I reckon I'll go out there and mow and stuff too at some point Yeah, we'll see what happens. Yeah, let me know how things are going there and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice soon. OK bye
[2026-08-01 09:10:00] Dave: Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
[2026-08-01 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then around one, I'll probably meet Xander and Molly for lunch Cause I ended up telling him like I didn't have time last night Bed till like 1130 but I got the paint touchups done and Hi, easy off my oven which still needs more cleaning but whatever it's better than it was I clean up microwave which I did not realize was a disaster from like Quinn. It must've been because Christian and I never used the microwave so I had to been from the kids and my kids, I mean, probably Quinn cause he's. Gross but speaking to Quinn when I texted Christian about how Asking him if I could come over and sleep he is getting the kids this morning and he sent a text from Emily this morning that she sent at 6:30 that said I have taken away and turned off Quinn's phone. I am not sure when or if I will give it back and she didn't elaborate and he didn't ask. So who knows what he did and he's gonna be in a terrible mood Like the kid freaks out if he can't listen to music like his, his phone is playing music or YouTube all day every day With his AirPods in his ears, he's gonna lose his shit so great. I'm so excited. I gotta go over there during that hence why I'm probably just gonna go to sleep anyway. No, I also did not get to celebrate national orgasm day Look at us just old, fucking funny daddy that can't even orgasm because we're too tired But yeah, it's a week Anyway I hope you I don't even know what you're doing around with dock what else is there to do? Have you gotten any more orders? What are you doing so anyway it's so hot here to the high days 116 so like that's fucking disgusting no idea how many people if any will show up at the open house so love that for me. At least I don't have to be there trying to entertain people for four hours All right anyway Unfortunately, nothing New or happy with me I am Seeing every single flaw in the house and stressing out about it like now that people are going to be actually looking at it I am like oh my God I still have to clean this baseboard and blah blah blah and I just I'm driving myself insane and I'm so tired I like I didn't scrutinize these places this much when I was in Indy looking at houses why am I like picking my shit apart but I just feel like if you look closely like it's very lived in Very lived in All right well I will talk to you soon. I'm sure bye
[2026-08-01 10:42:00] Dave: I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
[2026-08-01 10:43:00] Dave: Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
[2026-08-01 10:43:00] Dave: Tell me what he did to get in trouble
[2026-08-01 10:44:00] Dave: Hope you get some sleep
[2026-08-01 10:46:00] Dave: The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
[2026-08-01 10:47:00] Dave: Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
[2026-08-01 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
[2026-08-01 12:05:00] Sam Willis: Alright I just left my house for the open house. Cross your fingers that ppl come by 😭
[2026-08-01 12:13:00] Sam Willis: I left the cats out free roaming Fuck it lol
[2026-08-01 12:15:00] Dave: So, nap time?
[2026-08-01 12:15:00] Dave: Did you leave the cameras out?
[2026-08-01 12:16:00] Sam Willis: Not inside the house
[2026-08-01 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Going to shower first
[2026-08-01 12:17:00] Sam Willis: I have to shave my legs today. I can’t stand myself anymore
[2026-08-01 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Going to shower first
[2026-08-01 12:18:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-08-01 12:43:00] Dave: Are you just sitting there watching the cameras lol?
[2026-08-01 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh finally someone showed up
[2026-08-01 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Well I get an alert. But yes lol
[2026-08-01 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Finally going to shower and shave lol
[2026-08-01 12:45:00] Dave: Good luck
[2026-08-01 12:46:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-01 12:46:00] Dave: That’s what I’m wishing you luck at
[2026-08-01 12:46:00] Sam Willis: This will take 30 mins lol
[2026-08-01 12:46:00] Dave: Mowing down the jungle
[2026-08-01 13:08:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-01 13:09:00] Dave: Ayyyye! That’s great news!
[2026-08-01 13:41:00] Sam Willis: Ahh ppl have been showing up.
[2026-08-01 13:42:00] Dave: I bet you’ll have an!
[2026-08-01 13:42:00] Sam Willis: Only 27 saves though on Zillow. Rude lol
[2026-08-01 13:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
[2026-08-01 13:44:00] Dave: And hopefully people coming to your open house is energizing
[2026-08-01 13:44:00] Dave: That always helps a ton
[2026-08-01 13:44:00] Dave: Oh I bet!
[2026-08-01 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I need to find a place to live lol
[2026-08-01 13:47:00] Dave: Get your house sold
[2026-08-01 13:47:00] Dave: On problem at a time
[2026-08-01 14:32:00] Sam Willis: This was this morning.
[2026-08-01 14:33:00] Sam Willis: As I’m trying to drive.
[2026-08-01 14:33:00] Sam Willis: 3 dogs right up in my shit.
[2026-08-01 14:34:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud
[2026-08-01 14:34:00] Dave: That’s hilarious
[2026-08-01 15:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hey, how is your day going? I'm running out of steam never take it that now. I'm headed now to go meet up with Xander and Molly, but the realtor is leaving at two and I just texted her asking her if she wants me to be back home to talk to her about anything so that's in 45 minutes so I'm waiting to hear back And then we got another showing request at 3:05 and then I have this showing request at 4:45 Where am I gonna go? Actually the showing request only for 15 minutes so like if anything I'll just park on the fucking road and scroll on my phone it's not a big deal. Christian Quinn's at band camp Kai just went to her mom's to get her eyebrows waxed and Christian's going on a date so like a coffee date at two. So anyway I'm tired. I hope I really hope I get an offer. That's good like tonight because I don't wanna do any more showings. I just wanna be home. Anyway All right well tell me how you're doing what are you up to?
[2026-08-01 15:30:00] Sam Willis: And how did you get yourself in the video like that?!?
[2026-08-01 15:30:00] Sam Willis: It’s looking really good!!
[2026-08-01 15:30:00] Sam Willis: 😍
[2026-08-01 15:34:00] Dave: It’s called dual capture. Tap the 6 dots in the top right and it’s an option in there
[2026-08-01 17:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-01 17:16:00] Sam Willis: The ppl in the house right now only speak Spanish. Damnit
[2026-08-01 17:17:00] Dave: You can’t eavesdrop 😤
[2026-08-01 17:17:00] Sam Willis: 3 more minutes then they better get their asses out
[2026-08-01 17:18:00] Dave: What if 4 minutes is what it would take for them to make you an offer??
[2026-08-01 17:18:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Sam Willis: We are just parked down the road at the park
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Dave: Oh nice!
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Sam Willis: I’m obvi not going to kick them out but hurry the f up
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Dave: Lol, ofc
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Zander and Molly are hanging out in the car with me
[2026-08-01 17:19:00] Dave: How are they?
[2026-08-01 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Zander has acne so he’s not happy
[2026-08-01 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Good
[2026-08-01 17:21:00] Dave: Oof, that sucks
[2026-08-01 17:26:00] Sam Willis: 6 minutes past their viewing time. Tick tock mother fuckers
[2026-08-01 17:30:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-01 17:31:00] Dave: They’re probably taking a quick siesta
[2026-08-01 17:31:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-08-01 18:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-01 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-08-01 18:09:00] Dave: 😍
[2026-08-01 18:10:00] Dave: You’re famous!!
[2026-08-01 18:14:00] Dave: And rightfully so with how hot you are 🥵
[2026-08-01 18:15:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-01 18:15:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-08-01 18:15:00] Sam Willis: lol oh lord. But thank you baby. I’ll try to accept your compliment
[2026-08-01 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Simba is 💯 gonna shit in the house tonight out of spite lol
[2026-08-01 18:42:00] Sam Willis: He might shit in my car right now
[2026-08-01 18:42:00] Dave: Is she acting funny because ppl have been there?
[2026-08-01 18:42:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-01 18:43:00] Sam Willis: No he loves ppl. But I’m loading him up in the car with me so he’s pissed
[2026-08-01 18:43:00] Dave: Ohhh hahaha
[2026-08-01 18:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-01 18:48:00] Dave: Are you heading out for another showing?
[2026-08-01 18:49:00] Sam Willis: We are out
[2026-08-01 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, hopefully that was the last showing of the day and I'm getting the dogs now and hopefully I can go home and watch the Midwest safety and make myself a fucking drink in a Costco pizza. That's what I wanna do anyway I forgot to tell you why Quinn got his phone removed or taken away I guess so he posted an Instagram story yesterday of a monster energy drink at his mom's house. For some reason, he's drinking fucking energy drinks which is not a good idea for a 16 year-old or whatever anyway he's stealing them from his mom or something but anyway I guess she So she messaged him on Instagram and was like bro you gonna at least clean up the counter cause they were at her house you know it was her part week and I guess she messaged him kind of joking like you could at least clean up the counter before you you know post a story or whatever and he goes sure mom let me clean up after you and Kai and then like totally passive aggressively did like a little love heart Emoji blah blah blah and she's like really bro like you don't have any chores you don't do anything I don't know somewhere at fucking escalated. I can't remember exactly what happened but She got pissed off and was like listen. You don't do shit around here. You don't do your laundry. You don't do your bathroom like I'm done cleaning up after you. You can go. You know take care of these things so this is fucking kid fucking Up his whole pile of dirty clothes at his moms and put them in a trash bag to take them over to Christian's because he knows Christian will do the laundry for him and she's like no you're not taking your clothes over to your dad and she's like they're gonna stay here and you're gonna do your laundry and anyway they just round and round around and so somehow he started doing the thing that he does to Christian, which is when Christian is parenting him he just goes K understood K And just give like one more fucking answer so anyway she got pissed off enough that she took his phone and so then this morning he has marching band camp all day today so this morning Christian shows up to pick up the kids to pick up Kai Dorman or Quinn's friend who drives is there waiting for Quinn because they're gonna go to band camp together or band camp and then Emily is there and Emily and Christian are talking outside about all this shit And Quinn comes outside with his fucking bag of dirty clothes so they got into a tip about that and then he comes back outside and Queen has a monster in his hand and she goes. Did you take that monster out of my closet because she knew that that's the only monster that like they had in the house. And he just doesn't fucking respond and he literally Flips open the tab like pops open the monster and kind of does like a cold shoulder like a brush off type of thing to her just like total fucking sass like completely fucking ignored her. Oh, that was the other thing. OK that was a thing that really pissed her off is that she was trying to talk to him last night or early this morning. Trying like when she was talking about how you know he doesn't do any chores, blah blah, and he had his AirPods and it wasn't listening so she ripped she took the fucking AirPod right out of his ear and then took his phone and that's what he did the thing with the monster and kind of about to get a dorm car and then Christian stepped in and was like You're not gonna act like that get over here and he said whenever doorman first got to the house, his friend his window was down like you know he just had his car window down blah blah, time is all left doorman had slowly started raising up his car Like I don't need to be a part of this anyway, so he's a twat as we know
[2026-08-01 19:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, that's fucking crazy bro Kids are such assholes Yeah God it's so like it's pretty typical though I mean it's just that power struggle or whatever I guess And wat I think is the perfect word Yeah, so Drink Costco pizza sounds like a good time I think I'm about to do the same thing except reheat some pizza from last night And maybe make a drink Maybe eat a gummy 234 And then just chill out I've been on working on rocker dock all day Figured out that I got that so I got that cut out thing like I told you, but I had to add Chambers and fillets to each of the cutouts cause it wasn't printing well so it's kind of like rounding off the edges. It was what I came for. Actually like a 45° cut off the corner of 45° fillet is like rounding it off so that way it'll print better and A nice clean like hole for the thing or not for the thing to slide down too so print one out one of the new new and improved should be finished and good to go versions And then I'll see how that goes To fix some magnet whole depths to some of them, we're a little little tall still but I got that now everything should be fucking perfect So That's what I'm doing. Let me know what you watch on Midwest safety. I'm gonna check them out too. I did actually fallen off my bike. My feed Until I've been watching other ones like Sergeant Curtis and he and whatever I guess and Actually, had to go to search search it up to get them back after you said something about it the other day Now it's coming up again so When I go check that up to you so keep me updated on the house. Hopefully you got some interest. I guess your realtor was gonna let you know about the feedback or whatever. Hopefully you get an offer in that would be pretty freaking awesome so let me know and I'll talk to you later
[2026-08-01 19:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you’ve got your rocker dock design perfectly dialed in! I know you’ve been working hard!!
[2026-08-01 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, the other night whenever I had a gummy and I told you I was voice messaging Joe I was watching Midwest safety and you know who your head you talked about when you're high you have these like thoughts that are you think that they're like epiphanies but like they're really not but anyway my epiphany that night that my message him was that I've always wondered why Cops do field sobriety test versus just give them a fucking breathalyzer and I realized for watching this episode. I was watching that night that it's because the breathalyzer won't pick up on. On being on drugs, it'll just be alcohol. Anyway my mind was fucking blown though when I had that realization the other day cause I've lost my mind but anyway. Watch Midwest safety like I watch the one for that day every day now they've got me on it and then it'll take me back to older ones. I haven't eaten stuff like that so I just let YouTube take me where he wants to take me from there, but I always start with today's so AnyWho. I'm going to be home soon to make myself a drink make myself that pizza and I'm so excited. What did you have for dinner?
[2026-08-01 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh hey question for you when are we ever gonna go to the gym again? You know you and I separately it seems like we kind of fall off that train so yeah
[2026-08-01 19:43:00] Dave: I’m hearing that pizza up as we speak
[2026-08-01 19:43:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-01 19:43:00] Dave: I’ve been thinking that same thing lololol
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Sam Willis: Ugh is right
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Sam Willis: My pooch is REALLY poochin
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Dave: I have NOT been into getting up in the mornings
[2026-08-01 19:44:00] Sam Willis: About the gym?
[2026-08-01 19:45:00] Sam Willis: I have NEVER been into getting up in the mornings
[2026-08-01 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Can relate
[2026-08-01 20:33:00] Sam Willis: MW safety chick today is insufferable
[2026-08-01 20:34:00] Dave: I haven’t gotten to it yet lol
[2026-08-01 20:35:00] Dave: Yeah maybe I’ll ship it
[2026-08-01 20:35:00] Dave: Got sucked into this
[2026-08-01 20:35:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SChm4DyivOU Can Pro Bikers Beat this IMPOSSIBLE Obstacle Course? We built a WILD bike obstacle course for Danny MacAskill and Kriss ...
[2026-08-01 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Ooo that looks badass
[2026-08-01 20:35:00] Sam Willis: It’s not that great of one.
[2026-08-01 20:36:00] Dave: You should check it out 😝
[2026-08-01 20:39:00] Sam Willis: House shopping at the moment
[2026-08-01 20:42:00] Dave: Anything you love?
[2026-08-01 20:44:00] Sam Willis: TBD. And damnit I just realized it’s already 945 in Indy so I probably shouldn’t text my realtor right now 😭
[2026-08-01 20:45:00] Sam Willis: But I’m going to see if Claude will make me a comparison tracker bc I can’t keep all this shit straight lol
[2026-08-01 20:52:00] Dave: Pshaw… cold call that bitch
[2026-08-01 20:52:00] Dave: Pshaw… cold call that bitch
[2026-08-01 20:53:00] Dave: Omg I bet
[2026-08-01 20:53:00] Dave: Omg I bet
[2026-08-01 21:03:00] Dave: Brooo
[2026-08-01 21:03:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8CHvo4zu5U Harvesting Giant Wild Honey from a Deadly Ancient Banyan Tree 🍯🐝 **Harvesting Giant Wild Honey from a Deadly Ancient Banyan Tree 🍯🐝*...
[2026-08-01 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Alright love. Sweet dreams! I love you so much
[2026-08-01 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Wtfff
[2026-08-01 21:44:00] Dave: Alright babydoll, I’m calling it a night
[2026-08-01 21:45:00] Dave: Shit is pure anxiety
[2026-08-01 21:45:00] Sam Willis: It’s a pure no thank you
[2026-08-01 21:45:00] Dave: Shit is pure anxiety
[2026-08-01 22:10:00] Sam Willis: She expects I’ll get 1-2 more tomorrow
[2026-08-01 22:10:00] Sam Willis: I HAVE AN OFFER!!
[2026-08-01 22:49:00] Dave: Yesss I knew it!!
[2026-08-01 22:49:00] Sam Willis: Why are you awake?!
[2026-08-01 22:57:00] Dave: Just fell asleep watching yt hehe
[2026-08-01 22:57:00] Dave: Congrats baby!!
[2026-08-01 22:57:00] Dave: Now I’m going to be for real lol
[2026-08-01 22:58:00] Dave: Love you
[2026-08-01 22:58:00] Sam Willis: I love you too
[2026-08-01 22:58:00] Sam Willis: ❤️ thank you. Love you!
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DAY OVERVIEW Friday began with tired banter about not celebrating National Orgasm Day, then shifted to domestic hustle as Sam prepared for open house showings. The mood lightened with playful teasing, but anxiety crept in as Sam worried about her house's flaws and Quinn's phone confiscation. They both found solace in evening routines: Dave with his "rocker dock" project, Sam with pizza and Midwest Safety episodes. The day closed with joyful news of an offer on her house.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Open House Showings: - Sam expressed anxiety about people seeing the flaws in her house. She also mentioned the challenges of managing pets during the open house. Emotional register: Anxious and overwhelmed. - "I'm driving myself insane... picking my shit apart."
- Quinn's Phone:
- Sam shared the ongoing drama of Quinn's phone being taken away by his mom, Emily, due to his passive-aggressive behavior. Emotional register: Frustrated and amused.
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"He had to been from the kids, I mean, probably Quinn cause he's gross."
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Dave's Rocket Dock Project:
- Dave discussed the design and printing improvements for his "rocker dock" project. Emotional register: Engaged and proud.
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"I had to add chambers and fillets to each of the cutouts... It's kind of like rounding off the edges."
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Midwest Safety Binge:
- Sam and Dave discussed their fascination with the show and shared new insights. Emotional register: Intrigued and entertained.
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"I've always wondered why Cops do field sobriety test versus just give them a breathalyzer."
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Gym Motivation:
- Both acknowledged their lack of motivation to go to the gym. Emotional register: Mocking.
- "Ugh is right. My pooch is REALLY poochin."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - There was no explicit sexual content, but there was a playful mention of National Orgasm Day, indicating a casual, flirtatious tone.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - The dynamic was largely supportive, with Dave offering encouragement and Sam seeking reassurance from Dave. There were playful jabs about Quinn's behavior and their shared lack of gym motivation.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house." — Dave - "I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house." — Sam - "What did you have for dinner?" — Sam - "I have NOT been into getting up in the mornings." — Dave - "Now I'm going to be for real lol." — Dave
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Quinn's phone situation is unresolved, which may lead to further discussions. - The open house showings and potential offers on Sam's house are ongoing. - The commentary on their lack of gym motivation may lead to further jokes or plans. - The enjoyment of Midwest Safety episodes may lead to more shared watching and discussions.
MOOD MAP Anxious → Playful → Tired → Engaged → Joyous
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
136
38.4 fewer; previous daily average 174.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
23
4.4 fewer; previous daily average 27.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 72 · 53% | 64 · 47% |
| Average reply time | 3m 38s (n=33) | 8m 43s (n=31) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 38s (n=33). 29% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 50s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 286 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 8m 43s (n=31). 66% longer; pooled historical mean 5m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 293 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 23.1 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 76.9% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 4m 36s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 22% lower than the previous daily average of 174.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 66% longer; pooled historical mean 5m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 293 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 136 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (18), Status update (15), Affection (8), Emotional support (7), Checking in (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (21), Frustration (9), Affection (7), Humor (6), Vulnerability (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
5 of 10 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (50%).
5 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 10 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh ppl have been showing up.
- Context · · Dave
I bet you’ll have an offer by tonight!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Only 27 saves though on Zillow. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
And hopefully people coming to your open house is energizing
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
That always helps a ton
- Context · · Dave
Oh I bet!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I need to find a place to live lol
- Context · · Dave
Get your house sold
- Context · · Dave
On problem at a time
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
117 of 136 messages (86.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 62 / 72 | 86.1% |
| Sam Willis | 55 / 64 | 85.9% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.84 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.80 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.78 |
| Excitement | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.68 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.50 |
| Sexting | 0.75 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.76 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:50:19
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
- Context · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
- Context · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
- Context · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
- Context · · Dave
And hopefully people coming to your open house is energizing
- Detected signal · · Dave
That always helps a ton
- Context · · Dave
Oh I bet!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to find a place to live lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
3 dogs right up in my shit.
- Context · · Dave
Actually laughed out loud
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s hilarious
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hey, how is your day going? I'm running out of steam never take it that now. I'm headed now to go meet up with Xander and Molly, but the realtor is leaving at two and I just texted her asking her if she wants me to be back h…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And how did you get yourself in the video like that?!?
Boundary setting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
We are just parked down the road at the park
- Context · · Dave
Oh nice!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m obvi not going to kick them out but hurry the f up
- Context · · Dave
Lol, ofc
- Context · · Sam Willis
Zander and Molly are hanging out in the car with me
Checking in
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
- Context · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
- Context · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Alright I just left my house for the open house. Cross your fingers that ppl come by 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I left the cats out free roaming Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
So, nap time?
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
We are out
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, hopefully that was the last showing of the day and I'm getting the dogs now and hopefully I can go home and watch the Midwest safety and make myself a fucking drink in a Costco pizza. That's what I wanna do anyway I forg…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, that's fucking crazy bro Kids are such assholes Yeah God it's so like it's pretty typical though I mean it's just that power struggle or whatever I guess And wat I think is the perfect word Yeah,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m glad you’ve got your rocker dock design perfectly dialed in! I know you’ve been working hard!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, the other night whenever I had a gummy and I told you I was voice messaging Joe I was watching Midwest safety and you know who your head you talked about when you're high you have these like thoughts that are you think t…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, that's fucking crazy bro Kids are such assholes Yeah God it's so like it's pretty typical though I mean it's just that power struggle or whatever I guess And wat I think is the perfect word Yeah,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m glad you’ve got your rocker dock design perfectly dialed in! I know you’ve been working hard!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, the other night whenever I had a gummy and I told you I was voice messaging Joe I was watching Midwest safety and you know who your head you talked about when you're high you have these like thoughts that are you think t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh hey question for you when are we ever gonna go to the gym again? You know you and I separately it seems like we kind of fall off that train so yeah
- Context · · Dave
I’m hearing that pizza up as we speak
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
- Context · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
- Context · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
- Context · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well I get an alert. But yes lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. Finally going to shower and shave lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good luck
- Context · · Dave
Lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s what I’m wishing you luck at
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
- Context · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright I just left my house for the open house. Cross your fingers that ppl come by 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I left the cats out free roaming Fuck it lol
score 0.79 · confidence 0.714
- Context · · Dave
Good luck
- Context · · Dave
Lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s what I’m wishing you luck at
- Context · · Sam Willis
This will take 30 mins lol
- Context · · Dave
Mowing down the jungle
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ayyyye! That’s great news!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh ppl have been showing up.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I bet you’ll have an offer by tonight!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 27 saves though on Zillow. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
Excitement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Alright I just left my house for the open house. Cross your fingers that ppl come by 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I left the cats out free roaming Fuck it lol
- Context · · Dave
So, nap time?
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
Are you just sitting there watching the cameras lol?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ahhh finally someone showed up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well I get an alert. But yes lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. Finally going to shower and shave lol
Frustration
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh ppl have been showing up.
- Context · · Dave
I bet you’ll have an offer by tonight!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Only 27 saves though on Zillow. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
- Context · · Dave
And hopefully people coming to your open house is energizing
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
That always helps a ton
- Context · · Dave
Oh I bet!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I need to find a place to live lol
- Context · · Dave
Get your house sold
- Context · · Dave
On problem at a time
Humor
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
- Context · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
- Context · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to shave my legs today. I can’t stand myself anymore
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going to shower first This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
Are you just sitting there watching the cameras lol?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh finally someone showed up
Planning
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to find a place to live lol
- Context · · Dave
Get your house sold
- Detected signal · · Dave
On problem at a time
- Context · · Sam Willis
This was this morning.
- Context · · Sam Willis
As I’m trying to drive.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m glad you’ve got your rocker dock design perfectly dialed in! I know you’ve been working hard!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, the other night whenever I had a gummy and I told you I was voice messaging Joe I was watching Midwest safety and you know who your head you talked about when you're high you have these like thoughts that are you think t…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh hey question for you when are we ever gonna go to the gym again? You know you and I separately it seems like we kind of fall off that train so yeah
- Context · · Dave
I’m hearing that pizza up as we speak
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
Status update
Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Tell me what he did to get in trouble
- Context · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
- Detected signal · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
- Context · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Hope you get some sleep
- Context · · Dave
The last major thing to do on rocket dock is add a small grove around the bottom of every cutout so I can clip in a small cover to hide/protect the magnets in the pro version.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Figuring out how to do it inFusion360 has been a pita
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure. But you can do it!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright I just left my house for the open house. Cross your fingers that ppl come by 😭
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
So, nap time?
- Context · · Dave
Did you leave the cameras out?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Not inside the house
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going to shower first
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to shave my legs today. I can’t stand myself anymore
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and super excited for your showings today are showing in the open house and who knows you might even didn't even get an offer today. Wouldn't that be something? I…
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast of champions…. Eh.. fat pieces of shit 😒🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Just dropped the dogs off at daycare I'm tired. I leaving my house around 9:45 and then I'm just gonna go to Christian's and I told him can I just please sleep at your house all I want to do is sleep. And then a…
- Context · · Dave
I’d lose my shit if I didn’t have my AirPods and music/audio book
- Context · · Dave
Just remember that you see ALL the things because you scrutinize… hahaha, you just said it.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not inside the house
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going to shower first
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I have to shave my legs today. I can’t stand myself anymore
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going to shower first This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
score 0.85 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
I bet you’ll have an offer by tonight!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 27 saves though on Zillow. Rude lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m taking Kai to Michael’s. So much for napping. My brain is too wired. BUT it feels so good to have showered and shaved lol
- Context · · Dave
And hopefully people coming to your open house is energizing
- Context · · Dave
That always helps a ton