2026-07-11
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[2026-07-11 08:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-07-11 10:20:00] Dave: Are you alive?
[2026-07-11 10:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
[2026-07-11 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to get there and I can't remember and there's not a time change right so I don't think so yeah so what's your ETA? Cause you've been at maybe you're already like almost there I am messaging you so much later, but anyway, honey, I'm sorry that you're dreading this. I hope that it's way better than you think it will be. Yeah, so just you know try to enjoy the fam and yeah, hopefully you do have a place where you can retrieve and not be around people so you can just chill and nap and watch YouTube and whatever it is that you wanna do I know if you made situations can be overwhelming Anyway, I was just thinking about in an alternative world if you and I were ever together, you would just die go into my parents because like we're so loud and so obnoxious and there's so many animals all around and it's just so fucking crazy and anyway, but there are places to retreat, but he would be like holy fuck give me the fuck Anyway OK, you said you don't have which wiper fluid in is that like a thing in Teslas or are you just like out? I'm very confused. Cause like yeah how do you not have that it seems important so anyway but I know what you mean when you're behind somebody on the road and then they turn theirs on and then it's like really so the prestige was good a lot of like twist and turns and so that I enjoyed And it wasn't like a hard watch you know like one where you know it was like super confusing, but it did jump time a lot which annoyed me like it wasn't. You know we were in different times a lot so anyway, but it was good. Highly recommend you should watch. Christian ended up staying the night because he was drinking and he doesn't drive at all if he's had even like one drink so he had asked me before he's like do you care if I stay and I'm like I don't give a shit so I went to bed at nine 930 like as soon as the movie was over and I was like do you care if I go to bed? I'm so fucking tired and he's like no I don't care so then he ended up staying upstairs in the bed too cause it's the only fucking bed not that it matters like we don't do anything there's no sexual or romantic anything between us, but he didn't come to bed until 12:30 in the morning. I'm like Jesus fuck and then he woke up at like seven. And then left to go to the gym and I was just like God, but it was nice because the dogs really enjoyed like seeing him and cuddling with them and stuff like that so that was good But I haven't been able to really sleep since then also I'm looking around them. I'm just realizing where the fuck is Lexi and I bet she's outside eating grass or something she shouldn't be doing hold up. Lexi I actually have no idea where she is also do my lawn. I mean you saw the grass while you were here. It's just full of fucking weeds like honestly. It looks like shit. I'm ready to get out of here. So I turned on Netflix just now and there is a new documentary out around one of the cruise Rex one of the cruise ships that wrecked back in 2012. Remember that highway felt like there were like four different cruise ship wrecks within like a year or two. I think this is one of them but anyway it's a new documentary that just came out so I'm probably gonna watch that but whenever that timing was is when I decided I'm never going on a cruise ship ever in my life and I know you've been on one, but I think it's too scary for me I do not want to be erect at sea, but Anyway, I am definitely missing you and I don't know. I wish we could hang out. I wish you could come to Indianapolis whenever I finally moved there and we could hang out there. I don't wanna hang out here in Phoenix in this hell scape anymore. I don't wanna be here at all. So but I would love Cuddle you and just Chill and be happy And eat and all the things oh I was so pissed last night. I wanted to get dinner at the Korean barbecue place that I've only been to once twice. Did you ever go there? Yeah yeah the place where you got the Bulgogi anyway I really wanted to fucking go there and I pull up. I tell Christian I'm like you should try this place cause it's just something different that you haven't had and so we pull up and they're fucking temporarily closed for kitchen renovations so that was devastating so then we ended up just settling on getting fucking wings at the fucking pizza place. But you're so disappointing you know when you're like craving something so badly and then Just it's taken away from you But anyway, all right let me know how your drive is going
[2026-07-11 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
[2026-07-11 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
[2026-07-11 11:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might just be a thing that can happen if you're still in to make it I definitely recommend that stupid cruise thing I watched that last night and Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. It's worth watching. I bet a supercharger right now Get enough use to make it up to the next Supercharger in El Dorado, Kansas And then I'll probably still got like four or five hours something like that six hours maybe 4 to 6 hours to get to Omaha so it's about an 8 to 10 Hour Dr. depending on a lot of things so Let me know when's a good time to check in. I am not doing shit but fuck. Weston audiobooks So yeah Yeah, I hope that you don't have to go out anywhere today. That sounds amazing. I wish that was my deal So far so good with the drive it has been to bed and I'm just out of washer and I haven't bothered to refill it I haven't bothered. I haven't bothered to refill it because of. My like the things that squirted out for like actually on the wiper arms and not like on the hood or whatever like cars so I am Those need to be adjusted and like right now whenever I spray them, it's the windshield, but like the fluid goes all down the sides of the windows and leaf streaks and shit on sides and that's just annoying Since I haven't gotten adjusted, I haven't refilled it either So yeah, I'm gonna go in here and pee and then get back on the road so enjoy your cruise documentary and I'll talk to you soon
[2026-07-11 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Call me whenever is a good time for you
[2026-07-11 11:54:00] Sam Willis: I am SCREAMING at this documentary
[2026-07-11 12:39:00] Sam Willis: The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
[2026-07-11 12:47:00] Dave: Will call in any 30 mins?
[2026-07-11 12:47:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-11 15:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-07-11 15:17:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy those curly fries! Nothing exciting over here. Just laying down. Hoping to take a nap but I’m terrible at it. Sigh
[2026-07-11 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Yea that didn’t work out 😭
[2026-07-11 15:34:00] Dave: Dogs?
[2026-07-11 15:34:00] Dave: They’re like: WE NEED TO SWIM MOM!!!
[2026-07-11 15:34:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-07-11 15:34:00] Sam Willis: They’re so restless
[2026-07-11 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-11 15:35:00] Sam Willis: It’s so fucking hot. I don’t want to do thissssssss
[2026-07-11 15:35:00] Sam Willis: I’m grumpy. HMPH
[2026-07-11 15:36:00] Dave: I feel ya baby
[2026-07-11 15:38:00] Sam Willis: Cool cool
[2026-07-11 15:38:00] Sam Willis: Did you know that there’s like an explosive diarrhea outbreak happening right now
[2026-07-11 15:39:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-07-11 15:39:00] Dave: No!
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Sam Willis: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c621m66qm76o What to know about 'explosive diarrhoea' parasite outbreak in US The source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak, which has spread across at least 17 states, is unclear.
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Dave: I don’t eat produce, so I’m good
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Yes you do!
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Sam Willis: It’s from like produce, for the most part
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Lettuce. Tomatoes
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Dave: Enjoy your salads
[2026-07-11 15:41:00] Dave: Oh good
[2026-07-11 15:42:00] Sam Willis: I eat so much produce 😭
[2026-07-11 15:42:00] Dave: Jeez you ARE grumpy is that gets a HMPH
[2026-07-11 15:42:00] Sam Willis: lol yes I am
[2026-07-11 15:42:00] Dave: Jeez you ARE grumpy is that gets a HMPH
[2026-07-11 15:42:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-07-11 15:43:00] Dave: Fair, fair
[2026-07-11 15:43:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-07-11 15:43:00] Sam Willis: If I have to have explosive diarrhea that you need to have it too lol
[2026-07-11 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Bc that’s how codependency works!!
[2026-07-11 15:43:00] Dave: I’d do that for you ❤️
[2026-07-11 15:44:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-11 15:44:00] Sam Willis: That’s love.
[2026-07-11 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’ve also been house hunting and found a couple I really like
[2026-07-11 15:46:00] Sam Willis: OK I’ve decided I’ll suck it up and do the pool thing with the dogs now so then hopefully they leave me be the rest of the day 🙏😅
[2026-07-11 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Humidity is 20%
[2026-07-11 15:56:00] Dave: Nice!
[2026-07-11 15:56:00] Dave: Nice!
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Dave: Getting back on the road
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Dave: I mean like, in general 🙄
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Dave: Fries were good
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Dave: Send me links, bitch!
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Sam Willis: You’re driving!
[2026-07-11 15:57:00] Dave: Send me links, bitch!
[2026-07-11 15:59:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14740-Straley-Ct-Carmel-IN-46033/73277029_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 14740 Straley Ct Carmel, IN 46033
[2026-07-11 16:00:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14022-Heatherfield-Dr-Fishers-IN-46038/145630039_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 14022 Heatherfield Dr Fishers, IN 46038
[2026-07-11 16:01:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10421-Oxer-Dr-Fishers-IN-46040/245551931_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 10421 Oxer Dr Fishers, IN 46040
[2026-07-11 17:39:00] Dave: Still driving
[2026-07-11 17:39:00] Dave: 1 more hour
[2026-07-11 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Getting close!!!
[2026-07-11 17:40:00] Dave: Finally
[2026-07-11 18:30:00] Dave: Made it!
[2026-07-11 18:30:00] Sam Willis: That’s wild baby. The charging…
[2026-07-11 18:30:00] Dave: Damn. That took like 12 hours
[2026-07-11 18:30:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!!
[2026-07-11 18:31:00] Sam Willis: Well, welcome to Nebraska!!
[2026-07-11 18:31:00] Sam Willis: Woulda been faster if you had gas 😜😜
[2026-07-11 18:40:00] Dave: Let’s goooo Midwest
[2026-07-11 18:40:00] Dave: It IS pretty nice here
[2026-07-11 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss bitch!!!!!
[2026-07-11 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy not being in Texas!!
[2026-07-11 19:54:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been packing up some boxes and throwing stuff away 😊😊
[2026-07-11 19:54:00] Dave: Whatcha up to
[2026-07-11 19:55:00] Sam Willis: How is it going?
[2026-07-11 19:55:00] Dave: That sound la productive
[2026-07-11 19:55:00] Sam Willis: And cleaning. And dealing with idiot dogs. And I’m about to do a dance workout 😩
[2026-07-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-07-11 20:02:00] Dave: We had dinner with Dominic and Aveya and now I’m at the charger/grocery store
[2026-07-11 20:02:00] Dave: Juliet and Greyson are at the hotel
[2026-07-11 20:08:00] Sam Willis: How was dinner?
[2026-07-11 20:08:00] Dave: I wasn’t in the mood for fast food
[2026-07-11 20:08:00] Dave: Runza
[2026-07-11 20:08:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-07-11 20:09:00] Dave: It’s a localish thing
[2026-07-11 20:09:00] Dave: Google it
[2026-07-11 20:09:00] Sam Willis: What is runza
[2026-07-11 20:10:00] Dave: It’s really good. But I just wasn’t in the mood
[2026-07-11 20:10:00] Sam Willis: Feeling physically not well? Or mentally not in it?
[2026-07-11 20:10:00] Dave: I’m not in the mood for anything though tbh
[2026-07-11 20:10:00] Sam Willis: Are you ok?
[2026-07-11 20:11:00] Dave: Little bit of both tbh
[2026-07-11 20:11:00] Dave: Gotta finish shopping
[2026-07-11 20:11:00] Dave: I’ll vm in a bit
[2026-07-11 20:12:00] Dave: Which IS awesome, because they have liquor on the grocery store here 😋
[2026-07-11 20:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So first of all, it's I think it's a little more humid here than it is back in Texas and it's humid as shit. There are something different though cause I'm sweating like a pig and shit up here. So I don't know what I don't remember it being like I haven't even exerted myself that I'm just crazy Yeah, I don't know. I'm just kinda mad I guess in general. Probably a large part of it is that I'm Fat fucking piece of shit Jesus Christ just parked your fucking Tesla like Not completely sideways, but like one of the front wheels is over in the other Side of the lake in the other Parking space and then like To get out of the car, she's so fucking huge and fat that she had to like do that thing where she got her feet out and then she like Scooch over to the towards the door for like five seconds and how to use like both arms to pee her self out of it and she was wearing like Like her whole ass belly is out and she's just like wearing like this little top The way she pissed me off now I'm just being mean cause she's fat too AnyWho Yeah, so I'm like I feel kinda like just uncomfortable in general like all around just being here pretending like I wanna be you know like trying trying to not look like I have resting bitch face And I feel like I can't relax like I'm just a little tense everywhere you know I don't know if it's anxiety or what but it's like a physical. It's like part physical and part psychological cause like when I went to eat, I wasn't hungry. I don't know. I haven't really eaten much all day so I should be hungry. Not interested in talking to anybody Dominic know even So it's just you know just that I get that like a lot of times and I think part of it is that I've been driving all day. I don't know if I said that, but I meant to. I've just been driving all day and I'm tired from that you know But yeah, I'm just kinda like I don't know if anxious is the right word but that's what the word I'm gonna use Cause I'm not like anxious about anything in particular I've just feel like tense kind of And uncomfortable like in my own body, which is a weird feeling like I feel fat and bloated and like in a way that I don't normally notice I've even lost a couple pounds lately like I'm you know I've been eating pretty decent and whatever so I don't know. I don't know what it is. Just fucking family life I guess I guess this is what it's like man but I'm I'm all right. I'll be fine hopefully tomorrow we'll be OK. Yeah, we'll see But I'm glad that you had a productive evening that sounds like you've been doing some good shit over there packing up which I love to say oh I can. I haven't looked at your houses that you sent me, but I'm gonna cause they looked nice from the outside so I'll check those out while I'm sitting here. OK bye love you.
[2026-07-11 20:31:00] Dave: Ooooh all those houses are great!
[2026-07-11 20:31:00] Dave: I think 1 and 2 are my favs
[2026-07-11 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Ok I totally know what you mean about feeling out of sorts in your body on a travel day
[2026-07-11 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Mine too. ❤️
[2026-07-11 20:36:00] Sam Willis: You have barely had like any real food and you’ve been in a car for 12 hrs and it’s just out of whack
[2026-07-11 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully you get a good nights sleep and everything will settle. I totally get that “uncomfortable” feeling though
[2026-07-11 20:37:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-07-11 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Ugh yea. lol
[2026-07-11 20:37:00] Sam Willis: But I have high hopes!
[2026-07-11 20:37:00] Dave: Hahaha, because you know how good you always sleep in hotels
[2026-07-11 20:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know what else I just realized is that I definitely don't miss about Nebraska is the fucking drivers oh my God I've gotten so used to Texas drivers being insane That is just that's normal now and here these motherfuckers must think I'm a maniac because I am fucking just like Nobody wants to go Die over here cause I back home like the roads are bigger and there's like more people drive way faster and this sucks and these roads come suck here too anyway that is all
[2026-07-11 20:44:00] Sam Willis: You city boy!! 😜
[2026-07-11 20:44:00] Sam Willis: You be nice to my Midwest drivers!!! lol
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Oh noooo that sucks
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Dave: It’s humid af up in this room 🥵
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Sleep naked 😍
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Dave: Wish me luck lol
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Dave: Alright baby, I’m heading to bed
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Good night love. Good luck!!! ❤️
[2026-07-11 21:19:00] Dave: Nite nite baby, I love you so so much
[2026-07-11 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I love you too baby. Talk to you tomorrow
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Friday started with a tired, playful tone as Sam slept in and shared her plans for a lazy day, while Dave was on a long drive. Their mood shifted through the afternoon, reflecting Sam's restlessness and frustration with heat, dogs, and an explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak. Dave's mood turned anxious and uncomfortable as he reached Nebraska, dealing with family dynamics and unfamiliar driving conditions. The evening ended with a mix of humor, understanding, and affection.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Laziness and Plans - Sam: "I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house." - Emotional register: Playful, lazy. - Notable quote: "It's gonna be quite glorious."
- Korean Barbecue
- Sam: "I really wanted to go there, but they're temporarily closed for kitchen renovations."
- Emotional register: Disappointed, frustrated.
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Notable quote: "That was devastating."
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Cruise Documentary
- Sam: "I'm probably gonna watch that. I never want to be out at sea."
- Emotional register: Excited, fearful.
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Notable quote: "That captain is fucking scum."
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Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
- Sam: "There’s like an explosive diarrhea outbreak happening right now."
- Emotional register: Concerned, grumpy.
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Notable quote: "If I have to have explosive diarrhea, you need to have it too."
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Moving Plans
- Sam: "I’ve been packing up some boxes and throwing stuff away."
- Emotional register: Proud, productive.
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Notable quote: "I’ve decided I’ll suck it up and do the pool thing with the dogs."
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Dinner and Travel
- Dave: "Dinner with Dominic and Aveya, now at the charger/grocery store."
- Emotional register: Tired, uncomfortable.
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Notable quote: "I'm just kinda like I don’t know if anxious is the right word."
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House Hunting
- Sam: "I’ve also been house hunting and found a couple I really like."
- Emotional register: Hopeful, excited.
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Notable quote: "Check those out while I'm sitting here."
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Nebraska Drivers
- Dave: "I don’t miss about Nebraska is the fucking drivers."
- Emotional register: Frustrated, annoyed.
- Notable quote: "Here these motherfuckers must think I'm a maniac."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam mentioned a missed opportunity for a Korean barbecue, expressing physical frustration. - Dave described his discomfort in his body, mentioning feeling "fat and bloated." - Sam suggested Dave "sleep naked" due to the humid room, implying a sexual or affectionate tone.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led conversations with her plans and emotions, expressing longing and frustration. - Dave followed, sharing his discomfort and emotional state, seeking comfort and understanding. - There was mutual support and empathy, with both encouraging each other through their respective challenges. - Sam expressed love and support, while Dave appreciated her understanding and affection.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I'm alive baby. Sleeping in." — Sam, playful greeting. - "I don't think so, yeah." — Sam, dismissive about time change. - "You would just die go into my parents." — Sam, humorous disappointment. - "That captain is fucking scum." — Sam, frustrated by the documentary. - "If I have to have explosive diarrhea, you need to have it too." — Sam, grumpy humor. - "I’d do that for you ❤️" — Dave, affectionate response. - "You be nice to my Midwest drivers!!!" — Sam, playful teasing. - "Sleep naked 😍" — Sam, affectionate suggestion.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's plans to move and her house hunting. - Dave's discomfort and anxiety in Nebraska, hinting at potential future discussions. - The unresolved theme of emotional disconnection and physical discomfort.
MOOD MAP lazy → frustrated → anxious → humorous → affectionate
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
120
84.3 fewer; previous daily average 204.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
19
5.4 fewer; previous daily average 24.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 60 · 50% | 60 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 1m 25s (n=29) | 1m 23s (n=31) |
| Conversation starts | 2 of 2 · 100% | 0 of 2 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 25s (n=29). 53% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 0s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 342 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 23s (n=31). 55% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 6s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 339 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 36.4 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 63.6% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 3m 52s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 41% lower than the previous daily average of 204.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 53% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 0s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 342 historical observations).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 55% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 6s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 339 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 120 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (14), Humor (12), Affection (6), Checking in (6), Frustration (5)
- Sam Willis: Status update (16), Checking in (8), Emotional support (8), Humor (8), Affection (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
9 of 11 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (82%).
2 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 7s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 11 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
- Context · · Dave
Will call in any 30 mins?
- Context · · Dave
lol
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
They’re so restless
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
It’s so fucking hot. I don’t want to do thissssssss
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
I’m grumpy. HMPH
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
I feel ya baby
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
110 of 120 messages (91.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 52 / 60 | 86.7% |
| Sam Willis | 58 / 60 | 96.7% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.78 |
| Appreciation | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.74 |
| Emotional support | 0.70 |
| Encouragement | 0.62 |
| Excitement | 0.80 |
| Flirting | 0.68 |
| Frustration | 0.64 |
| Humor | 0.74 |
| Planning | 0.60 |
| Request | 0.82 |
| Sexting | 0.85 |
| Status update | 0.68 |
| Vulnerability | 0.75 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:02:07
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Dogs?
- Context · · Dave
They’re like: WE NEED TO SWIM MOM!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
They’re so restless
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK I’ve decided I’ll suck it up and do the pool thing with the dogs now so then hopefully they leave me be the rest of the day 🙏😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Humidity is 20%
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nice! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Nice!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Humidity is 20%
- Context · · Dave
Nice! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nice!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly
- Context · · Dave
Getting back on the road
Checking in
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy those curly fries! Nothing exciting over here. Just laying down. Hoping to take a nap but I’m terrible at it. Sigh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yea that didn’t work out 😭
- Context · · Dave
Dogs?
- Context · · Dave
They’re like: WE NEED TO SWIM MOM!!!
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Damn. That took like 12 hours
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woo hoo!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well, welcome to Nebraska!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woulda been faster if you had gas 😜😜
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooo Midwest
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh yea. lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But I have high hopes!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, because you know how good you always sleep in hotels
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know what else I just realized is that I definitely don't miss about Nebraska is the fucking drivers oh my God I've gotten so used to Texas drivers being insane That is just that's normal now and here t…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
It’s humid af up in this room 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sleep naked 😍
- Detected signal · · Dave
Wish me luck lol
- Context · · Dave
Alright baby, I’m heading to bed
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good night love. Good luck!!! ❤️
Excitement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
- Context · · Sam Willis
The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
- Context · · Dave
Will call in any 30 mins?
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Still driving
- Context · · Dave
1 more hour
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Getting close!!!
- Context · · Dave
Finally
- Context · · Dave
Made it!
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
1 more hour
- Context · · Sam Willis
Getting close!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Finally
- Context · · Dave
Made it!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s wild baby. The charging…
Flirting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.98
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo that sucks
- Context · · Dave
It’s humid af up in this room 🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sleep naked 😍
- Context · · Dave
Wish me luck lol
- Context · · Dave
Alright baby, I’m heading to bed
Frustration
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
- Context · · Dave
Will call in any 30 mins?
- Context · · Dave
lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
They’re so restless
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s so fucking hot. I don’t want to do thissssssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m grumpy. HMPH
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya baby
Humor
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
- Context · · Dave
Will call in any 30 mins?
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy those curly fries! Nothing exciting over here. Just laying down. Hoping to take a nap but I’m terrible at it. Sigh
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea that didn’t work out 😭
- Context · · Dave
Dogs?
- Detected signal · · Dave
They’re like: WE NEED TO SWIM MOM!!!
- Context · · Dave
Awwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
They’re so restless
Planning
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Are you alive?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive baby. Sleeping in. Message you soon ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning baby I am tired I just wanna sleep I have no plans today. I don't even wanna leave the house. I actually don't intend on leaving the house and it's gonna be quite glorious but remind me so what is your ETA to ge…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well, welcome to Nebraska!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woulda been faster if you had gas 😜😜
- Detected signal · · Dave
Let’s goooo Midwest
- Context · · Dave
It IS pretty nice here
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yassssss bitch!!!!!
Request
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
- Context · · Sam Willis
The captain is fucking scum. SCUM That is all 😊
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I mean like, in general 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Fries were good
- Detected signal · · Dave
Send me links, bitch!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re driving!
- Context · · Dave
Send me links, bitch! This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Send me links, bitch!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re driving!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Send me links, bitch! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14740-Straley-Ct-Carmel-IN-46033/73277029_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 14740 Straley Ct Carmel, IN 46033
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14022-Heatherfield-Dr-Fishers-IN-46038/145630039_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 14022 Heatherfield Dr Fishers, IN 46038
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo that sucks
- Context · · Dave
It’s humid af up in this room 🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sleep naked 😍
- Context · · Dave
Wish me luck lol
- Context · · Dave
Alright baby, I’m heading to bed
Status update
Showing 3 of 30 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo exactly 7 inches! Look at me go.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yep, fuckkkkkk no. Never getting on a cruise ship.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey yeah so thanks for the updates It's a bummer that the Korean place was closed cause I know exactly what you mean. I hate when that happens. I would love to come hang out with you too, and that might jus…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Call me whenever is a good time for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SCREAMING at this documentary
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m grumpy. HMPH
- Context · · Dave
I feel ya baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Cool cool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know that there’s like an explosive diarrhea outbreak happening right now
- Context · · Dave
What?!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Context · · Dave
No!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c621m66qm76o What to know about 'explosive diarrhoea' parasite outbreak in US The source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak, which has spread across at least 17 states, is unclear.
- Context · · Dave
I don’t eat produce, so I’m good
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes you do!
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Enjoy those curly fries! Nothing exciting over here. Just laying down. Hoping to take a nap but I’m terrible at it. Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea that didn’t work out 😭
- Context · · Dave
Dogs?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Enjoy your salads
- Context · · Dave
Oh good
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I eat so much produce 😭
- Context · · Dave
Jeez you ARE grumpy is that gets a HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol yes I am
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
It’s really good. But I just wasn’t in the mood
- Context · · Sam Willis
Feeling physically not well? Or mentally not in it?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m not in the mood for anything though tbh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you ok?
- Context · · Dave
Little bit of both tbh