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[2026-05-05 07:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I have already arrived at the office. I'm sitting out here in the parking garage now just waiting to go in. Oh gosh, I hope you slept well We are I don't know. Sorry my Bluetooth is doing something. Hopefully, I'm still connected right I slept pretty good A little sore from that running outside yesterday Am I like feeding ankles and stuff actually all of my running muscles Is it so much different than running on a treadmill? Oh God So yeah, you're for another Tuesday Just feel I'm kind of bored Not bad just kind of ready for this week to be over already Bored with work Yeah Kind of Blank I don't know Yeah, I just kind of listened to music all the way to work instead of an audiobook for a change I just zoned out And I'm still kind of just zoned out I feel like Yeah, I'm like not Byron on all cylinders for some reason Maybe more caffeine To wake up, that's funny Though how I don't start yawning until I start talking Which I feel like you do too now that I think about it So that's interesting. I wonder why that is like I'm not more or less tired not bored obviously talking to you so I don't know. I am super excited to see you and I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always. Oh my God Hope you're having a great morning. Great ride to work all the things. Hope you slept well. Hope the dogs didn't keep you up. Hope drama didn't get too crazy last night. Love you bye
[2026-05-05 07:43:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby 💕
[2026-05-05 07:44:00] Sam Willis: Just ate my cereal 🤭
[2026-05-05 07:45:00] Sam Willis: And now I don’t want to get off the couch
[2026-05-05 07:48:00] Dave: Call in sick!!
[2026-05-05 07:50:00] Sam Willis: Nah. I did that last week! 😩
[2026-05-05 07:57:00] Sam Willis: You’re a bad influence 😜
[2026-05-05 07:57:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I literally pressed record and then I started yachting. I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking? It's so true like obviously I get the whole. The yawning is contagious thing so like when you yawn in your voice message ion. But just in general, why do we yawn more when we talk talking about? Makes me so weird. I think it's all like God like the placebo effect like it's not really a thing we just make it a thing who knows what is yawning actually even do Like physically, I don't even know I know we're talking about Anyway, good morning I'm Headed to lovely work I know it's amazing. Is that yesterday? The high was like 80 today. It's like the same maybe even a little bit cooler I mean amazing I'm wearing a sweater again. Didn't learn my lesson fully from yesterday but like it's just it honestly feels like it's December here it's very weird. I was walking the dogs last night and I was like I feel like this is the time of year but I'm gearing up for Christmas so Fucked up anyway I do Is it just me or was yesterday like the longest day ever I only had a few meetings maybe like 43 I don't even know, but it wasn't much and then I so I can actually go do some good work, but I was just so contagious drag So here's hoping today little bit faster. I'm gonna try to go to the 430 workout class again they're changing and now they used to just be core like really just like 30 minutes of like Tabata style abs but she said that they're changing it up and they're gonna do still gonna be core focus but is it gonna be full body? God So anyway, but I'm working from home tomorrow because one honestly kind of breaking up the week and working from home on a Wednesday actually is kinda I like the idea of like oh tomorrow I won't have to get up this fucking early, but also Layla has a At like 1030 I gotta drop her off for and she does her blood work and then like I drop her off and then I gotta go pick her up a couple hours later so it's just easier Lovely The whole Brandon graduation thing from eighth grade I feel like I probably told you this before. It was probably in the context of like this was the one and only time in my life where I actually. Was confrontational and it was two kids, but OK so when Brandon was an eighth grade I was I think a senior in high school And There were these fucking well Obviously, they weren't in eighth grade so they and they weren't in high school with me that I know of so I'm gonna say they were seventh graders maybe I'll say they refreshment just to make me feel better They had motherfucking blow horns and they were sitting directly in front of me and every time somebody's name was announced they would blow the fucking blow horn and I finally lost my shit and I I said if you blow that blow worn one more time I will kick your fucking ass and then they just look to me and I didn't say anything and I was shaking And I remember my friend she still wanna make good friends Teresa her brother was graduating too and she say that she's like who are you? I'm like I don't know, but I felt fucking good and then that was like the only other time really except for that one time I confronted, but I know I told you that story but anyway. Don't blow fucking blow horn. They're loud they're obnoxious. I don't even think they're allowed. I'm pretty sure than that and I wanna hear peoples names be called fucking dumb bugs. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Grace's gonna have promotion didn't Emerson can you remember back to those days actually OK so when you moved yeah OK Emerson wouldn't have been in high school. Yeah, when you moved to Texas, I don't think. I don't know man also it's fucking hilarious that your photo popped up on my memories on Google photos and it was right as you were like texting me about like how was my night I thought it was funny. Oh God you're so hot though. I don't get to see your face enough but anyway All right, well talk to you soon All right, bye
[2026-05-05 09:22:00] Dave: So we scientists don’t actually know why we yawn 100%. The best theory right now is that it’s a brain temperature regulation thing. Inhaling passes brain, stretching jaw and face muscles, etc… Lmao! You fucking hate air horns huh?! Look at you standing up for yourself 20 years ago! Good job teenage Sam!
[2026-05-05 09:23:00] Sam Willis: Did you just say “we” scientists??? 😂😂😂
[2026-05-05 09:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was having sex with a scientist!!!
[2026-05-05 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Right? I wonder what dulled my self confidence to be assertive lol
[2026-05-05 09:24:00] Dave: Lack of air horns apparently
[2026-05-05 09:24:00] Dave: Lack of air horns apparently
[2026-05-05 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Oooo you’re right!!
[2026-05-05 09:26:00] Dave: I said we then I meant to change it to scientists as to not imply I’m actually part of the scientific community. In case you didn’t accept the English use of “we” to mean all people in general
[2026-05-05 09:26:00] Dave: I said we then I meant to change it to scientists as to not imply I’m actually part of the scientific community. In case you didn’t accept the English use of “we” to mean all people in general
[2026-05-05 09:28:00] Sam Willis: I do not accept the English use of “we”
[2026-05-05 09:28:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-05-05 09:29:00] Sam Willis: But that’s funny though bc when I talk to stakeholders I am always like “do we have a SOC use case for xyz?” “Do we have a playbook for that?” As if I’m a part of 1lod
[2026-05-05 09:29:00] Sam Willis: But I think I do that to show like I’m part of them. One Schwab. We are in this together. I’m here to help. Blah blah lol
[2026-05-05 09:29:00] Dave: Sound like you do accept the English use
[2026-05-05 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Only when it’s convenient for me 😂
[2026-05-05 09:34:00] Sam Willis: How’s your morning going?
[2026-05-05 09:40:00] Sam Willis: I need caffeine
[2026-05-05 09:42:00] Sam Willis: I miss you. I could use a hug. 😔
[2026-05-05 09:56:00] Dave: Awwwe, sweetie. I wish I was there right now to hug you sooo hard 🥰
[2026-05-05 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Me toooooo
[2026-05-05 09:57:00] Dave: Mine’s going ok. I got some stuff done so that’s always nice
[2026-05-05 09:58:00] Dave: Feels like it should be Thursday though 😫
[2026-05-05 09:59:00] Dave: But you know… at least I’m getting all this in office experience
[2026-05-05 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-05 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Are you socializing soooooo much?
[2026-05-05 10:01:00] Sam Willis: That can’t be right now
[2026-05-05 10:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s 10am!!
[2026-05-05 10:07:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-05-05 10:07:00] Dave: Ok… Henry came back. But can you even actually tell lmao
[2026-05-05 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Dude wtf
[2026-05-05 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Where is everyone???
[2026-05-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: That is insane! lol
[2026-05-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if a lot of ppl are still sticking with Tuesday WFH
[2026-05-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Oh you know what!!!
[2026-05-05 10:12:00] Sam Willis: A lot of the Southlake ppl are volunteering this morning
[2026-05-05 10:13:00] Sam Willis: That’s where they are. Stephen and Rachel were talking about it
[2026-05-05 10:13:00] Dave: Ahhh ok
[2026-05-05 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Do you think cave men and women used to talk this much back in the day?
[2026-05-05 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Like talk. Aloud. Every day. To people.
[2026-05-05 10:38:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-05 10:38:00] Dave: I wouldn’t think so
[2026-05-05 10:45:00] Dave: Communication gradually evolved from more “animalistic” behavior to what we considered civilized behavior today. The surroundings also dictate the need for that communication. For example, we talk/communicate as much as we do today because of all the complicated shit in our lives we have to coordinate. Cavemen had: get food, get shelter, reproduce. We also talk so much because our brains are far more developed than those of cavemen and also far more like societal norms and the world we’re raised in. Modern people start off with highly developed brains and capacity, being highly developed brains and we’re constantly sounds from day 1 and have magic devices that allow instant communication with anyone in the world shoved into our face at what? 5 years old lol?
[2026-05-05 11:02:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t wanna talk…
[2026-05-05 11:03:00] Sam Willis: We have made too much noise lol
[2026-05-05 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Also just in general, do you think about all the things in our world that humans probably like biologically were not meant to go through
[2026-05-05 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Or like…endure
[2026-05-05 11:09:00] Dave: Oh for sure
[2026-05-05 11:09:00] Dave: I mean… “meant to” is kind of a loaded term.
[2026-05-05 11:09:00] Dave: But I get what what you mean
[2026-05-05 11:25:00] Sam Willis: Yassss, just saw a reminder that I’m getting a massage on Thursday. Alleluia
[2026-05-05 11:57:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if it’s the cloudy weather, or bc I’m tired or what, but I’m super missing you. It’s highly annoying 🙄
[2026-05-05 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh also. I guess I have a realtor now in Indy. Lol. The guy that my dad talked to like a month+ ago. He kept calling and texting so I finally called him back yesterday and was like bro, I don’t know my timing. He sounds EXACTLY like Chad Williamson in SCS. It was creepy. I also told him I MUST have a house with a fenced in yard. So he set up my search and emailed and was like I didn’t want to give you too few options so I kept off the fence part. If I filter to just fences, then that’s about 40 houses. 40 is plenty bro. How many GD options does one need
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Dave: Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Dave: Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Dave:
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Sam Willis: I wanna cuddddleeeee
[2026-05-05 12:14:00] Dave:
[2026-05-05 12:15:00] Sam Willis: I keep seeing all these animated little shorts on IG too about cuddling. They’re so ridiculous but so cute lol
[2026-05-05 12:15:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/hank__and__hancy__20k/reel/DVmPMPpE_oS/ Hank_and_Hancy on Instagram 🖤🔥🤍 . . . . . . #Jeffy#Jenny#JeffyJenny#jeffyandjenny#kittens...
[2026-05-05 12:16:00] Sam Willis: Like…all over lol. There’s so many accounts of these little guys😂
[2026-05-05 12:38:00] Sam Willis: I’m reviewing workpapers from our thematic test and I literally can’t stand it
[2026-05-05 12:39:00] Dave: I’d kill myself and recommend you do the same
[2026-05-05 12:39:00] Sam Willis: But then we couldn’t cuddle and have sex anymore! 😂
[2026-05-05 12:40:00] Dave: Pffft who says…
[2026-05-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: You gonna go on a run again today? ☺️
[2026-05-05 13:58:00] Dave: I think I’m gonna take a little rest day 😅
[2026-05-05 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Good did you take a nap?
[2026-05-05 14:39:00] Dave: Yeah I went straight to bed when I got home and got like a 30 min nap. My eyelids were getting heavy on the drive the home 😅
[2026-05-05 14:39:00] Dave: I had a stupid meeting at 2 though 🙄
[2026-05-05 14:40:00] Dave: How is your day going?
[2026-05-05 14:41:00] Dave: Besides doing stupid work paper reviews 🤢🤮
[2026-05-05 14:42:00] Sam Willis: I gave up on the work paper review. Not in the right mindset.
[2026-05-05 14:42:00] Sam Willis: My day is I dunno. I’m in a mood. Feeling blue. Not sure why.
[2026-05-05 14:42:00] Sam Willis: But I’m done with meetings for the day so yay!
[2026-05-05 14:42:00] Dave: I’m sorry baby
[2026-05-05 14:43:00] Sam Willis: I want to do so many things, yet nothing at all
[2026-05-05 14:43:00] Dave: Hahaha, I totally know that feeling
[2026-05-05 14:43:00] Sam Willis: It feels so weird
[2026-05-05 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Like I feel so motivated on one hand, yet so stuck on the other
[2026-05-05 14:44:00] Dave: Interesting. Maybe I don’t know that feeling
[2026-05-05 14:47:00] Sam Willis: Who knows if I’m even explaining my own feelings accurately
[2026-05-05 14:47:00] Sam Willis: What do you have going on the rest of the day/night?
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: Right?! Can ANYONE explain your feelings lol? That sounds frustrating though. I bet you’re worn out/drained from allthethings with the kids, Christian moving, his work shit, YOUR work shit… You have had a lot going on in the last few weeks so this doesn’t surprise me.
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: You already know lol
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: Nothiiiiiiiing
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: Right?! Can ANYONE explain your feelings lol? That sounds frustrating though. I bet you’re worn out/drained from allthethings with the kids, Christian moving, his work shit, YOUR work shit… You have had a lot going on in the last few weeks so this doesn’t surprise me.
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: You already know lol
[2026-05-05 14:52:00] Dave: Nothiiiiiiiing
[2026-05-05 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Am I on my period yet?
[2026-05-05 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Am I always on my period?? lol
[2026-05-05 14:53:00] Dave: I’m feeling a little blue too. Probably just because I know you are 🙄
[2026-05-05 14:53:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-05-05 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real.
[2026-05-05 14:54:00] Dave: Nooooo
[2026-05-05 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real.
[2026-05-05 14:54:00] Dave: Nooooo
[2026-05-05 14:55:00] Dave: It’s just a line-check for our ethereal connection 😜
[2026-05-05 14:55:00] Dave: Still there
[2026-05-05 14:55:00] Dave: And I have you in Early Luteal
[2026-05-05 14:58:00] Sam Willis: My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list.
[2026-05-05 14:58:00] Sam Willis: My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list.
[2026-05-05 14:59:00] Sam Willis: I read an article headline yesterday that said “are you fulfilled…or just busy?”
[2026-05-05 14:59:00] Sam Willis: And I’m like…that tracks SO much with work.
[2026-05-05 15:00:00] Sam Willis: This tracks too.
[2026-05-05 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Did I just straight up miss all the perks of follicular this past go around? I think yes lol
[2026-05-05 15:00:00] Sam Willis: This tracks too.
[2026-05-05 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Did I just straight up miss all the perks of follicular this past go around? I think yes lol
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Sam Willis: That was a very large brain dump. Lol.
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Dave: Yeeeeah…. I noticed that 😅
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Sam Willis: That was a very large brain dump. Lol.
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Dave: Yeeeeah…. I noticed that 😅
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Dave: Still reading lol
[2026-05-05 15:01:00] Sam Willis: You did?!?! 😭😭 (notice that)
[2026-05-05 15:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was trying to type this all out but fuck that that's this. It'll be way easier and hopefully more meaningful if I just say it so I think your brain dump. Makes total sense with how you're feeling you're trying to solve like. 100 things all at once do you stay at Schwab? Do you leave Schwab? Is it a good thing you have here? What if you messed that good thing up and you hate your job What do you wanna do and work for you now like What if you know what if it's a mistake to leave and what if you don't get to move back to Effingham like you've been looking forward to all this time like that's been the plan and if you don't get offered this job, maybe that doesn't happen Maybe you still won't be happy if you get to move back there, but the job sucks. You can feel inadequate. Be like you know, you said, imposter syndrome That's a lot to have going on in your head on top of all the things that you're dealing with like outside of work like that's all basically just one rail realm that's like just work is all that and that's a lot so I think that feeling the way you do is Probably normal I can totally see how all of that is overwhelming and then of course, the bullshit of not even being able to cross anything off your list because of all the dumbass meetings that you're in all the time Is demoralizing in and of itself so yeah, I Totally feel you but I do feel obligated to not only remind you how pretty you are but also that you are not an impostor even though I know you feel that way you are an incredibly capable, talented and amazing woman You can do anything that you want seriously
[2026-05-05 15:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You're the best. I appreciate you validating me. Also, I hope you know, but when I like vent to you, I don't expect you to Complement me a firm me and all that sort of stuff. It's very nice that you do but just don't feel obligated. But I appreciate you I'm feeling a lot of ways also I need to like listen to some more Brené Brown because like she specializes in shame and this is like a recurring thing that keeps coming back up in my life, but I just Occasionally have this like feeling of I'm lesser than because I'm not resilient. I just feel like so many people have like a way harder, life and way more things to take care of like oh I don't know children and they still like managed to do it all and they're just like way more resilient and here I am having to like. Like having so many feelings like life is pretty good so like why can't I handle? Stress better than I do it's just annoying and then I feel like shit about myself and then it's just like you know how do I like build up resilience I really need to talk to a therapist I really need to prioritize that I don't know But yeah I don't know if you heard all that, but it was my blinds in my office going down not blinds but shade whatever anyway OK, I'll let you go
[2026-05-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-05 15:33:00] Sam Willis: How do I go about finding out how to get this medicine? ☺️
[2026-05-05 15:45:00] Dave: I don’t feel obligated… it just comes natural 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-05 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Ok. It’s just my fear that you think I’m this big words of affirmation girlie bc, in relationships, I think I’ve told you that I’m not good at naturally affirming ppl. And when I sense that ppl are asking for it, that typically annoys me. And I don’t want to annoy you 😂
[2026-05-05 15:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sweetie, sounds so sad I did hear your shades going down and then you were like I'll just let you go. I just wanna hug you and snuggle with you. No, I totally don't feel like you're that kind of person that's like asking for words of affirmation. I hope I don't. I hope I'm not cause you know that words of affirmation are my love language. At least one of them But now I don't think that at all I Want to so it's an attempt on my part to you know Bree and or just I don't know a firm I guess yeah affirmation is the use. I guess just a firm that you are. A lot better and a lot stronger a lot more resilient than you think you are I am you definitely So like I get what you mean about feeling like other people like how like I got it pretty good so many other people have it harder like and they're fine but like for one you don't know if they're fine or not but too it's all kinda like we're talking about with PTSD and trauma it's all personal For everybody, it's an individual kind of thing you know And you feel like it's just how you feel right like you actually are handling it great like your life isn't falling apart you are still moving forward. You're still working you're still effective you're still doing the things you gotta do you're still working out. Welcome to dogs. Doing all the things I mean and that doesn't like Lesson how you feel of course, but like you know Nothing's crashing down around you so you are doing it like you are handling it but anyway I still get that cause I feel that way too sometimes like how the fuck you know I can't even make my fat ass get out and run a half a mile and there's you know People 30 years older than they run in marathons Or whatever or handling their kids better or like all the things so I totally get that and it's just it's just a thing that happens to people But now I guess the Point is that I don't think you're that kind of girly Everything that I say to you is 100% because I wanna say it because it's true Not because I think that's what you wanna hear
[2026-05-05 15:55:00] Dave: Tension headaches: A randomized double-blind trial of 345 subjects found ketoprofen 12.5 mg or 25 mg was statistically equivalent to ibuprofen 200 mg and naproxen sodium 275 mg in both pain intensity reduction and relief at 30-240 minutes post-dose
[2026-05-05 15:56:00] Sam Willis: These bitches lol
[2026-05-05 15:56:00] Dave: What bitches lol?
[2026-05-05 15:56:00] Sam Willis: But this is Ketonal Sprint!!
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Drug companies lol
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Is that the same as ketoprofen?
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Drug companies lol
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-05 15:57:00] Dave: Ketoprofen has a higher risk of GI bleeding
[2026-05-05 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Just what I need!!
[2026-05-05 15:58:00] Sam Willis: So it’s all the same? So Michael is having the placebo effect? Lol thinking it’s this magic drug when it’s same same
[2026-05-05 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Just what I need!!
[2026-05-05 15:59:00] Dave: Pretty much. I mean, sure, there may be some weird reason it works for him, but chances are he’d have the same effect from some Advil lol
[2026-05-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Boooo
[2026-05-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: He gets real bad headaches too
[2026-05-05 16:00:00] Dave: Or it is just what they use in whatever weird country he’s from
[2026-05-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Work related
[2026-05-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Definitely due to stress, from my personal observation skills 😂
[2026-05-05 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I love when I meet other tightly wound ppl lol
[2026-05-05 16:01:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: OK well I’m glad you’re off the hook of having to find a way for me to get medicine from Poland mailed to me. 😉
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for your research ❤️
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: I totally want to hug you and snuggle you
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Dave: Hahaha, off the hook? I’d LOVE to help you do more drug fueling
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Get me a beta blocker
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Dave: Muling
[2026-05-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Kidding
[2026-05-05 16:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you don’t think I’m asking for affirmations
[2026-05-05 16:03:00] Sam Willis: I don’t ever feel like you’re asking me for any.
[2026-05-05 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Sorry if I’ve missed some signs 😅😅
[2026-05-05 16:04:00] Dave: Nope, not at all
[2026-05-05 16:04:00] Dave: I don’t think I ever really ask for them. Though I feel like on the occasion that I do, you pick up on it immediately and happily oblige
[2026-05-05 16:05:00] Dave: Online Telemedicine (Easiest Route) Multiple platforms prescribe propranolol for performance anxiety after a brief video consult: • Hims/Hers: $59 doctor visit, propranolol mailed or pickup at local pharmacy • Sesame: Video appointments as low as $34, same-day prescription pickup • RedBox Rx: $20 for 20 tablets after telehealth consult • Talkspace/PlushCare/Nurx: Similar services with licensed prescribers
[2026-05-05 16:09:00] Dave: Lol… this looks surprisingly easy
[2026-05-05 16:09:00] Dave: https://sesamecare.com/complaint/performance-anxiety-treatment Same-day performance anxiety treatment & medication Book an affordable, same-day online visit with a licensed provider and get medication sent to your local pharmacy for pickup if eligible.
[2026-05-05 16:10:00] Sam Willis: I can’t recall a time except for maybe WAYYYY early WAA days that you maybe hinted around that you needed some affirming
[2026-05-05 16:10:00] Sam Willis: I can’t recall a time except for maybe WAYYYY early WAA days that you maybe hinted around that you needed some affirming
[2026-05-05 16:11:00] Sam Willis: lol I’m not actually getting any! What if it just makes my heart stop entirely. Nope nope nope
[2026-05-05 16:11:00] Sam Willis: lol I’m not actually getting any! What if it just makes my heart stop entirely. Nope nope nope
[2026-05-05 16:12:00] Sam Willis: I am BY. FAR the more needy one in this relationship. 13553265%
[2026-05-05 16:12:00] Sam Willis: I am BY. FAR the more needy one in this relationship. 13553265%
[2026-05-05 16:13:00] Dave: Idk… maybe like 13553264% 🤔
[2026-05-05 16:13:00] Dave: Idk… maybe like 13553264% 🤔
[2026-05-05 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Two random observations one just like watching people walk out of a work office doesn't it kind of remind you of a cold like I guess cause it's volunteer week too. It's even more so because so many people are wearing the blue volunteer shirt and they know people have their Schwab logo. Backpacks and Schwab logo lunchboxes and Schwab logo little jackets and it's like when you look around at us all we look like a fucking cult. I'm just like. What the fuck what the fuck? And then the other thing is OK back before virtual meeting like you didn't see yourself in the meeting. It's not like you would go meet in a bathroom and stare at yourself in the mirror the entire time that you were talking to somebody but now why in the virtual world are we ourselves visible to ourselves? Like it should not be. We should not have to stare at ourselves so we can actually focus on the other person and I don't have to see a little thumbnail of me in it like if I want that on maybe I could like go in and put it on but it should not be there and I'm sure there's like a way to turn it off blah blah blah. I need to look into that but but the point is like who Designed this to begin with who thought this was a good idea. This is like weird like fundamentally weird that we're staring at ourselves now while trying to communicate with other people when else does that happen it's just it's like not necessary. I don't know man and then it's like made me pick up these weird habits like constantly fixing my hair and. Guarding my eyes all over it like these things before I don't know, man I wanna just go off the grid and live in Ireland in the countryside on a hill and have a goat
[2026-05-05 16:42:00] Dave: lol… cult
[2026-05-05 16:42:00] Dave: Totally!
[2026-05-05 16:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha ha ha ha ha going off the grid you really are Having a rough day, I have totally thought about that The whole looking at yourself thing cause I am like constantly myself, and I actually laughed out loud when you said
[2026-05-05 16:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually laughed out loud when he said with your eyes all darting around because I totally do that like I'll look at my picture and I was like just the whole screen so I can kind of like see everybody and myself so it doesn't look like I'm like always looking over to my pictures that I've even taken a screenshot of myself looking at my picture to see like how far my eyes are especially on my cause I've got like 20 I don't know gigantic screens So like looking over to one side is definitely noticeable
[2026-05-05 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: That is a genius idea to take a picture of yourself staring at yourself so you can see what it looks like. Oh my God I'm still gonna do that tomorrow. Where do you have all these screens? I'm guessing at home so like when you work from home because in the office it's just the two right plus your laptop. I only have one monitor at home plus my laptop. Oh yeah, I'm not bougie. Also like literally my desk at home as a cheap IKEA desk. I still have a lot of IKEA furniture actually oh well that's the other thing I was gonna say earlier you already know that I wanna like just change out the bedroom stuff but like I really just want to like. Get rid of so much stuff and like buy new stuff but what is the point when I'm hopefully gonna move into I want to spend the money right now and do I really wanna get stuff for a space that I don't even know what the space is right now. I'm just I don't know, but I feel stuck in like I can't make life decisions until I know more about where my life is headed but anyway. Yeah, I've never noticed now that I really see you on camera like ever but I the five times I have I haven't noticed you looking at yourself but I do all the time. How can you not? I think people are just naturally. Like drawn to themselves in a bit innocent plus it is also like weird for us like why wouldn't we pick ourselves apart? Hell, no man but it's created some unhealthy habits and it's just it's just not a good idea.
[2026-05-05 16:48:00] Dave: I only have 2 at home
[2026-05-05 16:48:00] Dave: But they’re big
[2026-05-05 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Of course they are
[2026-05-05 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Mr techy
[2026-05-05 16:50:00] Dave: Hahaha… created unhealthy habits
[2026-05-05 16:50:00] Dave: It totally has
[2026-05-05 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, then another thing that's been on my mind and this is totally unrelated. Anything we've been talking about this is what happens when I listen to Noah Kahan. My thoughts, but Personal development mental health, bullshit like you've heard probably that it's like you feel how do I say this? Sometimes people that are in a relationship that they're unhappy with feel actually more alone than people who Arlo like you don't have anybody else So along those same lines, I think that's how I feel about Phoenix and living in a large city like this piece of shit fucking city. There's just so many people it's not like it's like New York City or anything, but there's so many people that the more people you're around the more you feel disconnected from all the people. Like you're just one of millions you know and we're all just like going about our lives and I was just too many you know and so it's like actually the more people that you're around the worst you like feel and like the less I feel connected does that make any sense? Or am I just just tired and I am delusional at this point
[2026-05-05 16:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, it totally makes sense. I get that same thing. Here like that's the first thing that I really noticed about living here is like just how many fucking billion people there are here and how you're just like a little drop in the bucket kind of Yeah, like just never see the same people twice but on the other hand, I don't like small town like either like for example Omaha was what I think is like the right size like It's not like this kind of big, but it's not like Lynchburg Virginia small either you know it's like right and kind of in the middle I guess Because I also don't really wanna be connected to people You know what I mean like out and about in a way that like everybody knows everybody cause that is not cool either I wanna be able to not see the same people and go somewhere where people don't know me but like in Omaha you get that but you also might know somebody you know I don't know it was a good size place I think
[2026-05-05 17:02:00] Sam Willis: Are you frisbeeing the dogs??
[2026-05-05 17:06:00] Dave: Throwing the ball because apparently Im out of frisbees 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-05 17:13:00] Sam Willis: You used to have like 20! lol
[2026-05-05 17:14:00] Dave: Yeah and I have no idea where they went
[2026-05-05 17:14:00] Dave: Kids probably threw them over the fence 🙄
[2026-05-05 17:58:00] Sam Willis: So Nissan called (Christian took his car in yesterday) and when they were test driving the car today, they ran over a bunch of semi tire debris on the highway and fucked up the under carriage. Soooo he gets all that fixed for free lol
[2026-05-05 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Idiots
[2026-05-05 17:59:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-05 17:59:00] Dave: Was there anything writing with the transmission or whatever?
[2026-05-05 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Also, as SOON as I walked in the door. Literally. He was like hey Sam, do you have a few minutes to talk? And I’m like I literally just took 2 steps into the house, but sure. No idea why it bothered me so much but holy fuck
[2026-05-05 18:00:00] Sam Willis: They don’t even know yet. They were driving it around to see if they could feel what it was he was experiencing, and that’s when they ran over the shit. So they didn’t even get that far.
[2026-05-05 18:00:00] Sam Willis: They don’t even know yet. They were driving it around to see if they could feel what it was he was experiencing, and that’s when they ran over the shit. So they didn’t even get that far.
[2026-05-05 18:01:00] Dave: How much damage did they do?
[2026-05-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: No idea.
[2026-05-05 18:01:00] Dave: And what did he want to talk about?
[2026-05-05 18:02:00] Sam Willis: That and that Quinn was going to stay the night at his mom’s and he was going to bring a bag of his stuff over to him. I’m like 👍 Like….ok? lol
[2026-05-05 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Mud flaps and wheel wells got fucked up. Whatever those are lol
[2026-05-05 18:02:00] Sam Willis: That and that Quinn was going to stay the night at his mom’s and he was going to bring a bag of his stuff over to him. I’m like 👍 Like….ok? lol
[2026-05-05 18:03:00] Sam Willis: I guess it was so urgent bc he was about to leave to go do that? No idea
[2026-05-05 18:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m like, I’m also leaving in a few minutes sooo
[2026-05-05 18:04:00] Dave: Massage tonight?
[2026-05-05 18:04:00] Sam Willis: No, Thursday. Working out in 25 min
[2026-05-05 18:04:00] Dave: Good job baby!
[2026-05-05 18:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m starting my pros/cons list for the other bank job
[2026-05-05 18:05:00] Dave: Can’t wait to see it
[2026-05-05 18:09:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-05 18:09:00] Sam Willis: This is so far.
[2026-05-05 18:10:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I’m missing a lot still
[2026-05-05 18:11:00] Dave: Probably, but it’s a start
[2026-05-05 19:19:00] Sam Willis: The HOA is pissed off bc people are putting out their bulk trash early, so they sent out an email with the subject “Trash With Class” Really??? 😒
[2026-05-05 19:21:00] Dave: How was your workout?
[2026-05-05 19:22:00] Sam Willis: Good!! More like a barre/yoga/pilates fusion. I liked it!
[2026-05-05 19:22:00] Dave: That does sound pretty great
[2026-05-05 19:23:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-05-05 19:23:00] Dave: Good
[2026-05-05 19:23:00] Dave: Just chillin
[2026-05-05 19:23:00] Sam Willis: OH!!! They’re hosting a workshop all about hormones but it’s on June 13. And you’ll be here. So be glad I love you 😜
[2026-05-05 19:24:00] Dave: I’ll go with you
[2026-05-05 19:24:00] Sam Willis: You’re adorable.
[2026-05-05 19:24:00] Sam Willis: I think we will be heading to the airport.
[2026-05-05 19:24:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s at 1030. I can’t remember when you fly out
[2026-05-05 19:25:00] Dave: Me either
[2026-05-05 19:26:00] Dave: Departs at 3:15
[2026-05-05 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Really?!? Oh that’s awesome!
[2026-05-05 19:27:00] Dave: Pretty sure
[2026-05-05 19:32:00] Sam Willis: You’re right ❤️❤️
[2026-05-05 19:33:00] Sam Willis: My dad just asked me if my boss got back to me about transferring, and I said no and he canceled our 1x1. And mom goes “what’s a 1x1”? Lol
[2026-05-05 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Tell me you’ve never worked in corporate America. Sigh.
[2026-05-05 19:34:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-05 20:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-05 20:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-05 20:15:00] Sam Willis: $150 just to cut back that bit of tree?!? Is he insane?!?
[2026-05-05 20:15:00] Sam Willis: Am I insane?!?
[2026-05-05 20:15:00] Sam Willis: That seems ridiculous
[2026-05-05 20:15:00] Dave: Tree work is expensive
[2026-05-05 20:16:00] Dave: I’d pay it
[2026-05-05 20:17:00] Dave: And that reminds me!! You never showed me your fixed pool!!
[2026-05-05 20:20:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t even really looked myself lol. Out walking the dogs now.
[2026-05-05 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I’ll take your opinion under consideration 😜 thank you
[2026-05-05 20:20:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t even really looked myself lol. Out walking the dogs now.
[2026-05-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Are we gonna day drink In the pool while you’re here?
[2026-05-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: ☺️☺️
[2026-05-05 20:50:00] Dave: Fuck yes!
[2026-05-05 20:50:00] Dave: How early do you want to start?
[2026-05-05 20:51:00] Dave: And how long do you think we can make it?
[2026-05-05 20:51:00] Sam Willis: 2-3 hrs lolol
[2026-05-05 20:51:00] Sam Willis: We have nothing else going on 😅
[2026-05-05 20:51:00] Sam Willis: 2-3 hrs lolol
[2026-05-05 20:52:00] Dave: Hahaha probably
[2026-05-05 20:52:00] Dave: We’ll be
[2026-05-05 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm walking Loki so I'm just gonna message you real quick but first off Juliet would be like how did you get so tan when you've been in training for four days and then the other thing I was gonna say oh yeah we'll definitely be, are you fucking kidding? The sun hits hard Plus drinking but other thing I was gonna say is it's just insanity. I told you how Christian just like uses my card without telling me well like it's not all the time but it's quite often and. Hello and come over here Loki and so I was just before I started walking dogs. He's like hey to me and Kai is like do you guys want ice cream and you're like fuck yeah And so he's like OK. I'm gonna go to the grocery store and while I was walking the first one dogs he left.
[2026-05-05 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It came off but anyway he left and I'm just just got a notification on my phone from my debit card being using my debit card to fucking the grocery store to get fucking ice cream. It's like really bro. I guess he's gotta get it out of the way while he can considering, he's only got well like four more days. While I'm home and he's there, but it's just like really you don't even ask me about it. You just it's still just boggles my mind. I don't understand we're not married. We don't have the same banking account. Why is he using my shit?
[2026-05-05 20:58:00] Dave: Hahaha wtf
[2026-05-05 20:58:00] Sam Willis: It’s so ridiculous!!
[2026-05-05 20:59:00] Dave: How long has he been doing that? And how did it start?
[2026-05-05 20:59:00] Sam Willis: To just help yourself!!
[2026-05-05 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It started probably like I don't know a year into him living with me if even that he was like hey you know I'm a lot of money. Can I use your card for the groceries or for whatever we ordered out or whatever I'm like yeah it's fine. Holy oh OK. I thought there was a loose stock anyway and I would always say yeah you know hope let me come back.
[2026-05-05 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: There's another dog but anyway have I ever said how much I fucking hate retractable leashes and I think that they are so irresponsible and why the fuck would anybody have fucking an 80+ pound dog on a fucking retractable leash any dog for that matter but anyway I digress So I mean, I always say yes, but then he just stopped asking probably Six months ago or so I don't know. It's just insane. We're not even together.
[2026-05-05 21:02:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-05-05 21:16:00] Dave: I’m heading to bed sweetiepie
[2026-05-05 21:16:00] Dave: Ugh.. I need to get my ass in gear
[2026-05-05 21:17:00] Dave: With you working out an the time and walking the dogs vigorously
[2026-05-05 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I love you! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-05 21:17:00] Sam Willis: You’re sexy all the time 🥵
[2026-05-05 21:17:00] Dave: I love you sweetheart, and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-05 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams ❤️❤️
[2026-05-05 21:18:00] Dave: NN love 💕

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DAY OVERVIEW

Tuesday. Starts with a tired, somewhat bored mood. It gradually becomes more ponderous and moody as they delve into existential questions about their life choices, work, and relationship dynamics. There are also moments of light-heartedness, such as discussing their mutual dislike for air horns and their shared longing to lose themselves in a simpler life.

TOPIC INVENTORY

Running: Sam mentions her sore muscles from running outside, and she compares it to running on a treadmill. Emotions: Playful, curious.
Work: Both express boredom and a desire for the week to end. Emotions: Bored, frustrated.
Yawning: They discuss why talking can make them yawn. Dave explains the scientific theory about brain temperature regulation. Emotions: Curious, amused.
Air Horns: Sam shares a story from her high school days when she confronted kids using air horns at a graduation. Emotions: Amused, triumphant.
Weather: Sam comments on the strangely cool weather for the time of year and how it feels like December. Emotions: Observational, slightly amused.
Workouts: Sam talks about her workout class and its recent change. Emotions: Anticipatory, slightly hesitant.
Work Plans: Sam mentions she has to work from home the next day. Emotions: Mildly positive, anticipatory.
Job Search: Sam talks about her progress in finding a house and the process of working with a realtor. Emotions: Frustrated, uncertain.
Missing Each Other: Both express their longing to be together and their physical desire for each other. Emotions: Romantic, longing.
Resiliency and Imposter Syndrome: Sam discusses her feelings of inadequacy and imposter syndrome. Emotions: Vulnerable, introspective.
Virtual Meetings: Sam observes the weirdness of seeing oneself during virtual meetings. Emotions: Annoyed, reflective.
City Life: Sam shares her feelings of disconnection in a large city. Emotions: Lonely, introspective.
Christian's Situation: Sam discusses an issue with Christian using her credit card. Emotions: Irritated, frustrated.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT

Dave expresses his anticipation and excitement for being physically close to Sam, saying, "I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always."
Sam mentions a workshop about hormones, hinting at a shared experience, "And you’ll be here. So be glad I love you."
Dave accepts the invitation for the workshop, showing his willingness to support Sam, "I’ll go with you."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS

Dave takes a more observational and supportive role, validating Sam's feelings and providing information, such as the theory about yawning.
Sam is more expressive of her emotional state, sharing her frustrations and insecurities, and showing her desire for change and support.
Sam also shows a playful and teasing side when discussing the air horns incident and her observations on virtual meetings.
There is a sense of mutual support and understanding, with both acknowledging their desire to be together and their longing for each other.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE

"I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always." — [Dave], expressing his longing and anticipation for their physical reunion.
"You’re a bad influence" — [Sam], teasingly addressing Dave's suggestion to call in sick.
"I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking?" — [Sam], engaging in a playful and curious conversation with Dave.
"You’re the best. I appreciate you validating me." — [Sam], showing her gratitude for Dave's support.
"I just wanna hug you and snuggle with you." — [Sam], expressing her desire for physical comfort and closeness.
"I wanna just go off the grid and live in Ireland in the countryside on a hill and have a goat" — [Sam], expressing her desire to escape and find peace, highlighting her introspective and hopeful mood.

CONTINUITY HOOKS

The discussion about Sam's job search and her feelings of uncertainty and imposter syndrome. This topic will likely carry into future conversations as she makes important decisions about her career.
The mention of the hormonal workshop in June that both Dave and Sam plan to attend, which could lead to further discussions about health and well-being.
Sam's frustrations with Christian using her credit card and the underlying tension in their living arrangement, which may continue to affect their daily lives and conversations.
The shared desire to be physically together, which sets the stage for their upcoming reunion and the emotional buildup leading to it.

MOOD MAP

Curious exploration → Playful teasing → Emotional vulnerability → Reflective introspection → Anticipatory longing

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Messages exchanged

273

65 fewer; previous average 337.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

31

Similar; previous average 30.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	116 · 42%	157 · 58%
Average reply time	3m 22s	5m 26s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 18% longer; previous average 2m 50s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Sam Willis: 188% longer; previous average 1m 53s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Average session duration: 7m 51s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Sam Willis's average reply time: 188% longer; previous average 1m 53s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 273 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update67 · 25%

Humor61 · 22%

Vulnerability30 · 11%

Checking in24 · 9%

Affection21 · 8%

All other signals

Emotional support19 · 7%

Frustration18 · 7%

Excitement11 · 4%

Deep sharing9 · 3%

Encouragement7 · 3%

Planning7 · 3%

Disagreement6 · 2%

Request5 · 2%

Appreciation4 · 1%

Flirting3 · 1%

Unmet need3 · 1%

Sexting2 · 1%

Boundary setting1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (31), Humor (30), Checking in (14), Emotional support (13), Affection (7)
Sam Willis: Status update (36), Humor (31), Vulnerability (28), Affection (14), Frustration (11)

Tension and positive follow-ups

15 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (71%).

6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 16s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

251 of 273 messages (91.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	108 / 116	93.1%
Sam Willis	143 / 157	91.1%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.84
Appreciation	0.76
Boundary setting	0.70
Checking in	0.67
Deep sharing	0.72
Disagreement	0.62
Emotional support	0.75
Encouragement	0.75
Excitement	0.80
Flirting	0.78
Frustration	0.67
Humor	0.70
Planning	0.81
Request	0.73
Sexting	0.81
Status update	0.62
Unmet need	0.70
Vulnerability	0.72

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-13 09:12:51
Schema: 1.3.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

21 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.84

[2026-05-05 09:17:00 PM] Dave

I love you sweetheart, and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:18:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I have already arrived at the office. I'm sitting out here in the parking garage now just waiting to go in. Oh gosh, I hope you slept well We are I don't know. Sorry my Bluetooth is doing something. Hopefully, I'm still connected right I slept pretty good A little sore from that running outside yesterday Am I like feeding ankles and stuff actually all of my running muscles Is it so much different than running on a treadmill? Oh God So yeah, you're for another Tuesday Just feel I'm kind of bored Not bad just kind of ready for this week to be over already Bored with work Yeah Kind of Blank I don't know Yeah, I just kind of listened to music all the way to work instead of an audiobook for a change I just zoned out And I'm still kind of just zoned out I feel like Yeah, I'm like not Byron on all cylinders for some reason Maybe more caffeine To wake up, that's funny Though how I don't start yawning until I start talking Which I feel like you do too now that I think about it So that's interesting. I wonder why that is like I'm not more or less tired not bored obviously talking to you so I don't know. I am super excited to see you and I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always. Oh my God Hope you're having a great morning. Great ride to work all the things. Hope you slept well. Hope the dogs didn't keep you up. Hope drama didn't get too crazy last night. Love you bye

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sweet dreams ❤️❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:56:00 AM] Dave

Awwwe, sweetie. I wish I was there right now to hug you sooo hard 🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:18:00 PM] Dave

NN love 💕

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:16:00 PM] Dave

I’m heading to bed sweetiepie

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

I totally want to hug you and snuggle you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
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[2026-05-05 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

I miss you. I could use a hug. 😔

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-05 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

☺️☺️

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-05-05 08:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmm I’ll take your opinion under consideration 😜 thank you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-05 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good morning baby 💕

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-05 02:42:00 PM] Dave

I’m sorry baby

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I literally pressed record and then I started yachting. I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking? It's so true like obviously I get the whole. The yawning is contagious thing so like when you yawn in your voice message ion. But just in general, why do we yawn more when we talk talking about? Makes me so weird. I think it's all like God like the placebo effect like it's not really a thing we just make it a thing who knows what is yawning actually even do Like physically, I don't even know I know we're talking about Anyway, good morning I'm Headed to lovely work I know it's amazing. Is that yesterday? The high was like 80 today. It's like the same maybe even a little bit cooler I mean amazing I'm wearing a sweater again. Didn't learn my lesson fully from yesterday but like it's just it honestly feels like it's December here it's very weird. I was walking the dogs last night and I was like I feel like this is the time of year but I'm gearing up for Christmas so Fucked up anyway I do Is it just me or was yesterday like the longest day ever I only had a few meetings maybe like 43 I don't even know, but it wasn't much and then I so I can actually go do some good work, but I was just so contagious drag So here's hoping today goes by a little bit faster. I'm gonna try to go to the 430 workout class again they're changing and now they used to just be core and by core like really just like 30 minutes of like Tabata style abs but she said that they're changing it up and they're gonna do still gonna be core focus but is it gonna be full body? God So anyway, but I'm working from home tomorrow because one honestly kind of breaking up the week and working from home on a Wednesday actually is kinda I like the idea of like oh tomorrow I won't have to get up this fucking early, but also Layla has a At like 1030 I gotta drop her off for and she does her blood work and then like I drop her off and then I gotta go pick her up a couple hours later so it's just easier Lovely The whole Brandon graduation thing from eighth grade I feel like I probably told you this before. It was probably in the context of like this was the one and only time in my life where I actually. Was confrontational and it was two kids, but OK so when Brandon was an eighth grade I was I think a senior in high school And There were these fucking well Obviously, they weren't in eighth grade so they and they weren't in high school with me that I know of so I'm gonna say they were seventh graders maybe I'll say they refreshment just to make me feel better They had motherfucking blow horns and they were sitting directly in front of me and every time somebody's name was announced they would blow the fucking blow horn and I finally lost my shit and I I said if you blow that blow worn one more time I will kick your fucking ass and then they just look to me and I didn't say anything and I was shaking And I remember my friend she still wanna make good friends Teresa her brother was graduating too and she say that she's like who are you? I'm like I don't know, but I felt fucking good and then that was like the only other time really except for that one time I confronted, but I know I told you that story but anyway. Don't blow fucking blow horn. They're loud they're obnoxious. I don't even think they're allowed. I'm pretty sure than that and I wanna hear peoples names be called fucking dumb bugs. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Grace's gonna have promotion didn't Emerson can you remember back to those days actually OK so when you moved yeah OK Emerson wouldn't have been in high school. Yeah, when you moved to Texas, I don't think. I don't know man also it's fucking hilarious that your photo popped up on my memories on Google photos and it was right as you were like texting me about like how was my night I thought it was funny. Oh God you're so hot though. I don't get to see your face enough but anyway All right, well talk to you soon All right, bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Good job baby!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-05 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re right ❤️❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
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[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wanna cuddddleeeee

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-05 11:57:00 AM] Sam Willis

I dunno if it’s the cloudy weather, or bc I’m tired or what, but I’m super missing you. It’s highly annoying 🙄

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
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[2026-05-05 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

You gonna go on a run again today? ☺️

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-05 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I think I do that to show like I’m part of them. One Schwab. We are in this together. I’m here to help. Blah blah lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I keep seeing all these animated little shorts on IG too about cuddling. They’re so ridiculous but so cute lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Appreciation

4 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76

[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thank you for your research ❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-05 03:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: You're the best. I appreciate you validating me. Also, I hope you know this by now, but when I like vent to you, I don't expect you to Complement me a firm me and all that sort of stuff. It's very nice that you do but just don't feel obligated. But I appreciate you I'm feeling a lot of ways also I need to like listen to some more Brené Brown because like she specializes in shame and this is like a recurring thing that keeps coming back up in my life, but I just Occasionally have this like feeling of I'm lesser than because I'm not resilient. I just feel like so many people have like a way harder, life and way more things to take care of like oh I don't know children and they still like managed to do it all and they're just like way more resilient and here I am having to like. Like having so many feelings whenever by enlarged like life is pretty good so like why can't I handle? Stress better than I do it's just annoying and then I feel like shit about myself and then it's just like you know how do I like build up resilience I really need to talk to a therapist I really need to prioritize that I don't know But yeah I don't know if you heard all that, but it was my blinds in my office going down not blinds but shade whatever anyway OK, I'll let you go

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yassss, just saw a reminder that I’m getting a massage on Thursday. Alleluia

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK well I’m glad you’re off the hook of having to find a way for me to get medicine from Poland mailed to me. 😉

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Boundary setting

1 qualifying messages with boundary_setting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70

[2026-05-05 11:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I don’t wanna talk…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Checking in

24 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70

[2026-05-05 02:40:00 PM] Dave

How is your day going?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Are you socializing soooooo much?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

How’s your morning going?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Right?! Can ANYONE explain your feelings lol? That sounds frustrating though. I bet you’re worn out/drained from allthethings with the kids, Christian moving, his work shit, YOUR work shit… You have had a lot going on in the last few weeks so this doesn’t surprise me.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Massage tonight?

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-05 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

How are you doing?

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-05 06:05:00 PM] Dave

Can’t wait to see it

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-05 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

We have nothing else going on 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 07:18:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I have already arrived at the office. I'm sitting out here in the parking garage now just waiting to go in. Oh gosh, I hope you slept well We are I don't know. Sorry my Bluetooth is doing something. Hopefully, I'm still connected right I slept pretty good A little sore from that running outside yesterday Am I like feeding ankles and stuff actually all of my running muscles Is it so much different than running on a treadmill? Oh God So yeah, you're for another Tuesday Just feel I'm kind of bored Not bad just kind of ready for this week to be over already Bored with work Yeah Kind of Blank I don't know Yeah, I just kind of listened to music all the way to work instead of an audiobook for a change I just zoned out And I'm still kind of just zoned out I feel like Yeah, I'm like not Byron on all cylinders for some reason Maybe more caffeine To wake up, that's funny Though how I don't start yawning until I start talking Which I feel like you do too now that I think about it So that's interesting. I wonder why that is like I'm not more or less tired not bored obviously talking to you so I don't know. I am super excited to see you and I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always. Oh my God Hope you're having a great morning. Great ride to work all the things. Hope you slept well. Hope the dogs didn't keep you up. Hope drama didn't get too crazy last night. Love you bye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Where is everyone???

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 08:17:00 PM] Dave

And that reminds me!! You never showed me your fixed pool!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-05 08:59:00 PM] Dave

How long has he been doing that? And how did it start?

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[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Dave

Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 01:58:00 PM] Dave

I think I’m gonna take a little rest day 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.646
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[2026-05-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

I wonder if a lot of ppl are still sticking with Tuesday WFH

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Dave

Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 02:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Am I on my period yet?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

What do you have going on the rest of the day/night?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I literally pressed record and then I started yachting. I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking? It's so true like obviously I get the whole. The yawning is contagious thing so like when you yawn in your voice message ion. But just in general, why do we yawn more when we talk talking about? Makes me so weird. I think it's all like God like the placebo effect like it's not really a thing we just make it a thing who knows what is yawning actually even do Like physically, I don't even know I know we're talking about Anyway, good morning I'm Headed to lovely work I know it's amazing. Is that yesterday? The high was like 80 today. It's like the same maybe even a little bit cooler I mean amazing I'm wearing a sweater again. Didn't learn my lesson fully from yesterday but like it's just it honestly feels like it's December here it's very weird. I was walking the dogs last night and I was like I feel like this is the time of year but I'm gearing up for Christmas so Fucked up anyway I do Is it just me or was yesterday like the longest day ever I only had a few meetings maybe like 43 I don't even know, but it wasn't much and then I so I can actually go do some good work, but I was just so contagious drag So here's hoping today goes by a little bit faster. I'm gonna try to go to the 430 workout class again they're changing and now they used to just be core and by core like really just like 30 minutes of like Tabata style abs but she said that they're changing it up and they're gonna do still gonna be core focus but is it gonna be full body? God So anyway, but I'm working from home tomorrow because one honestly kind of breaking up the week and working from home on a Wednesday actually is kinda I like the idea of like oh tomorrow I won't have to get up this fucking early, but also Layla has a At like 1030 I gotta drop her off for and she does her blood work and then like I drop her off and then I gotta go pick her up a couple hours later so it's just easier Lovely The whole Brandon graduation thing from eighth grade I feel like I probably told you this before. It was probably in the context of like this was the one and only time in my life where I actually. Was confrontational and it was two kids, but OK so when Brandon was an eighth grade I was I think a senior in high school And There were these fucking well Obviously, they weren't in eighth grade so they and they weren't in high school with me that I know of so I'm gonna say they were seventh graders maybe I'll say they refreshment just to make me feel better They had motherfucking blow horns and they were sitting directly in front of me and every time somebody's name was announced they would blow the fucking blow horn and I finally lost my shit and I I said if you blow that blow worn one more time I will kick your fucking ass and then they just look to me and I didn't say anything and I was shaking And I remember my friend she still wanna make good friends Teresa her brother was graduating too and she say that she's like who are you? I'm like I don't know, but I felt fucking good and then that was like the only other time really except for that one time I confronted, but I know I told you that story but anyway. Don't blow fucking blow horn. They're loud they're obnoxious. I don't even think they're allowed. I'm pretty sure than that and I wanna hear peoples names be called fucking dumb bugs. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Grace's gonna have promotion didn't Emerson can you remember back to those days actually OK so when you moved yeah OK Emerson wouldn't have been in high school. Yeah, when you moved to Texas, I don't think. I don't know man also it's fucking hilarious that your photo popped up on my memories on Google photos and it was right as you were like texting me about like how was my night I thought it was funny. Oh God you're so hot though. I don't get to see your face enough but anyway All right, well talk to you soon All right, bye

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
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[2026-05-05 06:01:00 PM] Dave

And what did he want to talk about?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you frisbeeing the dogs??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 10:07:00 AM] Dave

Ok… Henry came back. But can you even actually tell lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 04:44:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha ha ha ha ha going off the grid you really are Having a rough day, I have totally thought about that The whole looking at yourself thing cause I am like constantly myself, and I actually laughed out loud when you said

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 02:55:00 PM] Dave

Still there

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Deep sharing

9 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72

[2026-05-05 10:45:00 AM] Dave

Communication gradually evolved from more “animalistic” behavior to what we considered civilized behavior today. The surroundings also dictate the need for that communication. For example, we talk/communicate as much as we do today because of all the complicated shit in our lives we have to coordinate. Cavemen had: get food, get shelter, reproduce. We also talk so much because our brains are far more developed than those of cavemen and also far more conditioned by things like societal norms and the world we’re raised in. Modern people start off with highly developed brains and capacity, being raised by other highly developed brains and we’re constantly surrounded by communicative sounds from day 1 and have magic devices that allow instant communication with anyone in the world shoved into our face at what? 5 years old lol?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly motivated by the idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY driven by lack of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, then another thing that's been on my mind and this is totally unrelated. Anything we've been talking about this is what happens when I listen to Noah Kahan. My thoughts, but Personal development mental health, bullshit like you've heard probably that it's like you feel how do I say this? Sometimes people that are in a relationship that they're unhappy with feel actually more alone than people who Arlo like you don't have anybody else So along those same lines, I think that's how I feel about Phoenix and living in a large city like this piece of shit fucking city. There's just so many people it's not like it's like New York City or anything, but there's so many people that the more people you're around the more you feel disconnected from all the people. Like you're just one of millions you know and we're all just like going about our lives and I was just too many you know and so it's like actually the more people that you're around the worst you like feel and like the less I feel connected does that make any sense? Or am I just just tired and I am delusional at this point

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Do you think cave men and women used to talk this much back in the day?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Two random observations one just like watching people walk out of a work office doesn't it kind of remind you of a cold like I guess cause it's volunteer week too. It's even more so because so many people are wearing the blue volunteer shirt and they know people have their Schwab logo. Backpacks and Schwab logo lunchboxes and Schwab logo little jackets and it's like when you look around at us all we look like a fucking cult. I'm just like. What the fuck what the fuck? And then the other thing is OK back before virtual meeting like you didn't see yourself in the meeting. It's not like you would go meet in a bathroom and stare at yourself in the mirror the entire time that you were talking to somebody but now why in the virtual world are we ourselves visible to ourselves? Like it should not be default by default. We should not have to stare at ourselves so we can actually focus on the other person and I don't have to see a little thumbnail of me in it like if I want that on maybe I could like go in and put it on but like by default it should not be there and I'm sure there's like a way to turn it off blah blah blah. I need to look into that but but the point is like who Designed this to begin with who thought this was a good idea. This is like weird like fundamentally weird that we're staring at ourselves now while trying to communicate with other people when else does that happen it's just it's like not necessary. I don't know man and then it's like made me pick up these weird habits like constantly fixing my hair and. Guarding my eyes all over it like these things before I don't know, man I wanna just go off the grid and live in Ireland in the countryside on a hill and have a goat

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like talk. Aloud. Every day. To people.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:59:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, it totally makes sense. I get that same thing. Here like that's the first thing that I really noticed about living here is like just how many fucking billion people there are here and how you're just like a little drop in the bucket kind of Yeah, like just never see the same people twice but on the other hand, I don't like small town like either like for example Omaha was what I think is like the right size like It's not like this kind of big, but it's not like Lynchburg Virginia small either you know it's like right and kind of in the middle I guess Because I also don't really wanna be connected to people You know what I mean like out and about in a way that like everybody knows everybody cause that is not cool either I wanna be able to not see the same people and go somewhere where people don't know me but like in Omaha you get that but you also might know somebody you know I don't know it was a good size place I think

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Definitely due to stress, from my personal observation skills 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-05 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: That is a genius idea to take a picture of yourself staring at yourself so you can see what it looks like. Oh my God I'm still gonna do that tomorrow. Where do you have all these screens? I'm guessing at home so like when you work from home because in the office it's just the two right plus your laptop. I only have one monitor at home plus my laptop. Oh yeah, I'm not bougie. Also like literally my desk at home as a cheap IKEA desk. I still have a lot of IKEA furniture actually oh well that's the other thing I was gonna say earlier you already know that I wanna like just change out the bedroom stuff but like I really just want to like. Get rid of so much stuff and like buy new stuff but what is the point when I'm hopefully gonna move into I want to spend the money right now and do I really wanna get stuff for a space that I don't even know what the space is right now. I'm just I don't know, but I feel stuck in like I can't make life decisions until I know more about where my life is headed but anyway. Yeah, I've never noticed now that I really see you on camera like ever but I the five times I have I haven't noticed you looking at yourself but I do all the time. How can you not? I think people are just naturally. Like drawn to themselves in a bit innocent plus it is also like weird for us like why wouldn't we pick ourselves apart? Hell, no man but it's created some unhealthy habits and it's just it's just not a good idea.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Disagreement

6 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68

[2026-05-05 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I do not accept the English use of “we”

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 09:29:00 AM] Dave

Sound like you do accept the English use

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 09:26:00 AM] Dave

I said we then I meant to change it to scientists as to not imply I’m actually part of the scientific community. In case you didn’t accept the English use of “we” to mean all people in general This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 02:44:00 PM] Dave

Interesting. Maybe I don’t know that feeling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 09:26:00 AM] Dave

I said we then I meant to change it to scientists as to not imply I’m actually part of the scientific community. In case you didn’t accept the English use of “we” to mean all people in general

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 10:38:00 AM] Dave

I wouldn’t think so

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Emotional support

19 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76

[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Right?! Can ANYONE explain your feelings lol? That sounds frustrating though. I bet you’re worn out/drained from allthethings with the kids, Christian moving, his work shit, YOUR work shit… You have had a lot going on in the last few weeks so this doesn’t surprise me. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-05 03:12:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was trying to type this all out but fuck that that's this. It'll be way easier and hopefully more meaningful if I just say it so I think your brain dump. Makes total sense with how you're feeling you're trying to solve like. 100 things all at once do you stay at Schwab? Do you leave Schwab? Is it a good thing you have here? What if you messed that good thing up and you hate your job What do you wanna do and work for you now like What if you know what if it's a mistake to leave and what if you don't get to move back to Effingham like you've been looking forward to all this time like that's been the plan and if you don't get offered this job, maybe that doesn't happen Maybe you still won't be happy if you get to move back there, but the job sucks. You can feel inadequate. Be like you know, you said, imposter syndrome That's a lot to have going on in your head on top of all the things that you're dealing with like outside of work like that's all basically just one rail realm that's like just work is all that and that's a lot so I think that feeling the way you do is Probably normal I can totally see how all of that is overwhelming and then of course, the bullshit of not even being able to cross anything off your list because of all the dumbass meetings that you're in all the time Is demoralizing in and of itself so yeah, I Totally feel you but I do feel obligated to not only remind you how pretty you are but also that you are not an impostor even though I know you feel that way you are an incredibly capable, talented and amazing woman You can do anything that you want seriously

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-05 03:51:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sweetie, sounds so sad I did hear your shades going down and then you were like I'll just let you go. I just wanna hug you and snuggle with you. No, I totally don't feel like you're that kind of person that's like asking for words of affirmation. I hope I don't. I hope I'm not cause you know that words of affirmation are my love language. At least one of them But now I don't think that at all I Want to so it's an attempt on my part to you know Bree and or just I don't know a firm I guess yeah affirmation is the use. I guess just a firm that you are. A lot better and a lot stronger a lot more resilient than you think you are I am you definitely So like I get what you mean about feeling like other people like how like I got it pretty good so many other people have it harder like and they're fine but like for one you don't know if they're fine or not but too it's all kinda like we're talking about with PTSD and trauma it's all personal For everybody, it's an individual kind of thing you know And you feel like it's just how you feel right like you actually are handling it great like your life isn't falling apart you are still moving forward. You're still working you're still effective you're still doing the things you gotta do you're still working out. Welcome to dogs. Doing all the things I mean and that doesn't like Lesson how you feel of course, but like you know Nothing's crashing down around you so you are doing it like you are handling it but anyway I still get that cause I feel that way too sometimes like how the fuck you know I can't even make my fat ass get out and run a half a mile and there's you know People 30 years older than they run in marathons Or whatever or handling their kids better or like all the things so I totally get that and it's just it's just a thing that happens to people But now I guess the Point is that I don't think you're that kind of girly Everything that I say to you is 100% because I wanna say it because it's true Not because I think that's what you wanna hear

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Right?! Can ANYONE explain your feelings lol? That sounds frustrating though. I bet you’re worn out/drained from allthethings with the kids, Christian moving, his work shit, YOUR work shit… You have had a lot going on in the last few weeks so this doesn’t surprise me.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 11:57:00 AM] Sam Willis

I dunno if it’s the cloudy weather, or bc I’m tired or what, but I’m super missing you. It’s highly annoying 🙄

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:53:00 PM] Dave

I’m feeling a little blue too. Probably just because I know you are 🙄

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:45:00 PM] Dave

I don’t feel obligated… it just comes natural 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:56:00 AM] Dave

Awwwe, sweetie. I wish I was there right now to hug you sooo hard 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:59:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, it totally makes sense. I get that same thing. Here like that's the first thing that I really noticed about living here is like just how many fucking billion people there are here and how you're just like a little drop in the bucket kind of Yeah, like just never see the same people twice but on the other hand, I don't like small town like either like for example Omaha was what I think is like the right size like It's not like this kind of big, but it's not like Lynchburg Virginia small either you know it's like right and kind of in the middle I guess Because I also don't really wanna be connected to people You know what I mean like out and about in a way that like everybody knows everybody cause that is not cool either I wanna be able to not see the same people and go somewhere where people don't know me but like in Omaha you get that but you also might know somebody you know I don't know it was a good size place I think

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 02:43:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, I totally know that feeling

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 02:42:00 PM] Dave

I’m sorry baby

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-05 02:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good did you take a nap?

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:04:00 PM] Dave

I don’t think I ever really ask for them. Though I feel like on the occasion that I do, you pick up on it immediately and happily oblige

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly motivated by the idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY driven by lack of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t ever feel like you’re asking me for any.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Dave

Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Dave

Just our usual synch.. I’m feeling the same way This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-05 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I think I do that to show like I’m part of them. One Schwab. We are in this together. I’m here to help. Blah blah lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Encouragement

7 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78

[2026-05-05 03:12:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was trying to type this all out but fuck that that's this. It'll be way easier and hopefully more meaningful if I just say it so I think your brain dump. Makes total sense with how you're feeling you're trying to solve like. 100 things all at once do you stay at Schwab? Do you leave Schwab? Is it a good thing you have here? What if you messed that good thing up and you hate your job What do you wanna do and work for you now like What if you know what if it's a mistake to leave and what if you don't get to move back to Effingham like you've been looking forward to all this time like that's been the plan and if you don't get offered this job, maybe that doesn't happen Maybe you still won't be happy if you get to move back there, but the job sucks. You can feel inadequate. Be like you know, you said, imposter syndrome That's a lot to have going on in your head on top of all the things that you're dealing with like outside of work like that's all basically just one rail realm that's like just work is all that and that's a lot so I think that feeling the way you do is Probably normal I can totally see how all of that is overwhelming and then of course, the bullshit of not even being able to cross anything off your list because of all the dumbass meetings that you're in all the time Is demoralizing in and of itself so yeah, I Totally feel you but I do feel obligated to not only remind you how pretty you are but also that you are not an impostor even though I know you feel that way you are an incredibly capable, talented and amazing woman You can do anything that you want seriously

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Good job baby!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:11:00 PM] Dave

Probably, but it’s a start

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
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[2026-05-05 03:51:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sweetie, sounds so sad I did hear your shades going down and then you were like I'll just let you go. I just wanna hug you and snuggle with you. No, I totally don't feel like you're that kind of person that's like asking for words of affirmation. I hope I don't. I hope I'm not cause you know that words of affirmation are my love language. At least one of them But now I don't think that at all I Want to so it's an attempt on my part to you know Bree and or just I don't know a firm I guess yeah affirmation is the use. I guess just a firm that you are. A lot better and a lot stronger a lot more resilient than you think you are I am you definitely So like I get what you mean about feeling like other people like how like I got it pretty good so many other people have it harder like and they're fine but like for one you don't know if they're fine or not but too it's all kinda like we're talking about with PTSD and trauma it's all personal For everybody, it's an individual kind of thing you know And you feel like it's just how you feel right like you actually are handling it great like your life isn't falling apart you are still moving forward. You're still working you're still effective you're still doing the things you gotta do you're still working out. Welcome to dogs. Doing all the things I mean and that doesn't like Lesson how you feel of course, but like you know Nothing's crashing down around you so you are doing it like you are handling it but anyway I still get that cause I feel that way too sometimes like how the fuck you know I can't even make my fat ass get out and run a half a mile and there's you know People 30 years older than they run in marathons Or whatever or handling their kids better or like all the things so I totally get that and it's just it's just a thing that happens to people But now I guess the Point is that I don't think you're that kind of girly Everything that I say to you is 100% because I wanna say it because it's true Not because I think that's what you wanna hear

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 07:24:00 PM] Dave

I’ll go with you

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-05-05 09:22:00 AM] Dave

So we scientists don’t actually know why we yawn 100%. The best theory right now is that it’s a brain temperature regulation thing. Inhaling passes air by the brain, stretching jaw and face muscles, etc… Lmao! You fucking hate air horns huh?! Look at you standing up for yourself 20 years ago! Good job teenage Sam!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 09:59:00 AM] Dave

But you know… at least I’m getting all this in office experience

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Excitement

11 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.80

[2026-05-05 08:50:00 PM] Dave

Fuck yes!

Score: 1.00 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yassss, just saw a reminder that I’m getting a massage on Thursday. Alleluia

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 07:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good!! More like a barre/yoga/pilates fusion. I liked it!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-05 07:18:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I have already arrived at the office. I'm sitting out here in the parking garage now just waiting to go in. Oh gosh, I hope you slept well We are I don't know. Sorry my Bluetooth is doing something. Hopefully, I'm still connected right I slept pretty good A little sore from that running outside yesterday Am I like feeding ankles and stuff actually all of my running muscles Is it so much different than running on a treadmill? Oh God So yeah, you're for another Tuesday Just feel I'm kind of bored Not bad just kind of ready for this week to be over already Bored with work Yeah Kind of Blank I don't know Yeah, I just kind of listened to music all the way to work instead of an audiobook for a change I just zoned out And I'm still kind of just zoned out I feel like Yeah, I'm like not Byron on all cylinders for some reason Maybe more caffeine To wake up, that's funny Though how I don't start yawning until I start talking Which I feel like you do too now that I think about it So that's interesting. I wonder why that is like I'm not more or less tired not bored obviously talking to you so I don't know. I am super excited to see you and I cannot wait for that and I miss you and I can't wait to touch your skin with my skin. That's gonna be pretty amazing as always. Oh my God Hope you're having a great morning. Great ride to work all the things. Hope you slept well. Hope the dogs didn't keep you up. Hope drama didn't get too crazy last night. Love you bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just what I need!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

That is insane! lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just what I need!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Really?!? Oh that’s awesome!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:05:00 PM] Dave

Can’t wait to see it

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I’m done with meetings for the day so yay!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh you know what!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Flirting

3 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78

[2026-05-05 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re sexy all the time 🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.985
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was having sex with a scientist!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

But then we couldn’t cuddle and have sex anymore! 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
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Frustration

18 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71

[2026-05-05 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m reviewing workpapers from our thematic test and I literally can’t stand it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:39:00 PM] Dave

I had a stupid meeting at 2 though 🙄

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: It came off but anyway he left and I'm just just got a notification on my phone from my debit card being using my debit card to fucking the grocery store to get fucking ice cream. It's like really bro. I guess he's gotta get it out of the way while he can considering, he's only got well like four more days. While I'm home and he's there, but it's just like really you don't even ask me about it. You just it's still just boggles my mind. I don't understand we're not married. We don't have the same banking account. Why is he using my shit?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also, as SOON as I walked in the door. Literally. He was like hey Sam, do you have a few minutes to talk? And I’m like I literally just took 2 steps into the house, but sure. No idea why it bothered me so much but holy fuck

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

$150 just to cut back that bit of tree?!? Is he insane?!?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: There's another dog but anyway have I ever said how much I fucking hate retractable leashes and I think that they are so irresponsible and why the fuck would anybody have fucking an 80+ pound dog on a fucking retractable leash any dog for that matter but anyway I digress So I mean, I always say yes, but then he just stopped asking probably Six months ago or so I don't know. It's just insane. We're not even together.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

That seems ridiculous

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I gave up on the work paper review. Not in the right mindset.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Besides doing stupid work paper reviews 🤢🤮

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 09:58:00 AM] Dave

Feels like it should be Thursday though 😫

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nah. I did that last week! 😩

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Dude wtf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Dave

Nooooo This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s so ridiculous!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:14:00 PM] Dave

Kids probably threw them over the fence 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Dave

Nooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Idiots

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:16:00 PM] Dave

Ugh.. I need to get my ass in gear

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Humor

61 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71

[2026-05-05 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

Did you just say “we” scientists??? 😂😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:53:00 PM] Dave

LMAO

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was having sex with a scientist!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:34:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

That is insane! lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:50:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha… created unhealthy habits

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao. Kidding

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Am I always on my period?? lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:22:00 AM] Dave

So we scientists don’t actually know why we yawn 100%. The best theory right now is that it’s a brain temperature regulation thing. Inhaling passes air by the brain, stretching jaw and face muscles, etc… Lmao! You fucking hate air horns huh?! Look at you standing up for yourself 20 years ago! Good job teenage Sam!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:57:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re a bad influence 😜

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I’m not actually getting any! What if it just makes my heart stop entirely. Nope nope nope This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:58:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha wtf

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-05 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I’m not actually getting any! What if it just makes my heart stop entirely. Nope nope nope

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:09:00 PM] Dave

Lol… this looks surprisingly easy

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:55:00 PM] Dave

It’s just a line-check for our ethereal connection 😜

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:39:00 PM] Dave

I’d kill myself and recommend you do the same

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I literally pressed record and then I started yachting. I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking? It's so true like obviously I get the whole. The yawning is contagious thing so like when you yawn in your voice message ion. But just in general, why do we yawn more when we talk talking about? Makes me so weird. I think it's all like God like the placebo effect like it's not really a thing we just make it a thing who knows what is yawning actually even do Like physically, I don't even know I know we're talking about Anyway, good morning I'm Headed to lovely work I know it's amazing. Is that yesterday? The high was like 80 today. It's like the same maybe even a little bit cooler I mean amazing I'm wearing a sweater again. Didn't learn my lesson fully from yesterday but like it's just it honestly feels like it's December here it's very weird. I was walking the dogs last night and I was like I feel like this is the time of year but I'm gearing up for Christmas so Fucked up anyway I do Is it just me or was yesterday like the longest day ever I only had a few meetings maybe like 43 I don't even know, but it wasn't much and then I so I can actually go do some good work, but I was just so contagious drag So here's hoping today goes by a little bit faster. I'm gonna try to go to the 430 workout class again they're changing and now they used to just be core and by core like really just like 30 minutes of like Tabata style abs but she said that they're changing it up and they're gonna do still gonna be core focus but is it gonna be full body? God So anyway, but I'm working from home tomorrow because one honestly kind of breaking up the week and working from home on a Wednesday actually is kinda I like the idea of like oh tomorrow I won't have to get up this fucking early, but also Layla has a At like 1030 I gotta drop her off for and she does her blood work and then like I drop her off and then I gotta go pick her up a couple hours later so it's just easier Lovely The whole Brandon graduation thing from eighth grade I feel like I probably told you this before. It was probably in the context of like this was the one and only time in my life where I actually. Was confrontational and it was two kids, but OK so when Brandon was an eighth grade I was I think a senior in high school And There were these fucking well Obviously, they weren't in eighth grade so they and they weren't in high school with me that I know of so I'm gonna say they were seventh graders maybe I'll say they refreshment just to make me feel better They had motherfucking blow horns and they were sitting directly in front of me and every time somebody's name was announced they would blow the fucking blow horn and I finally lost my shit and I I said if you blow that blow worn one more time I will kick your fucking ass and then they just look to me and I didn't say anything and I was shaking And I remember my friend she still wanna make good friends Teresa her brother was graduating too and she say that she's like who are you? I'm like I don't know, but I felt fucking good and then that was like the only other time really except for that one time I confronted, but I know I told you that story but anyway. Don't blow fucking blow horn. They're loud they're obnoxious. I don't even think they're allowed. I'm pretty sure than that and I wanna hear peoples names be called fucking dumb bugs. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Grace's gonna have promotion didn't Emerson can you remember back to those days actually OK so when you moved yeah OK Emerson wouldn't have been in high school. Yeah, when you moved to Texas, I don't think. I don't know man also it's fucking hilarious that your photo popped up on my memories on Google photos and it was right as you were like texting me about like how was my night I thought it was funny. Oh God you're so hot though. I don't get to see your face enough but anyway All right, well talk to you soon All right, bye

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

But then we couldn’t cuddle and have sex anymore! 😂

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Definitely due to stress, from my personal observation skills 😂

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:02:00 PM] Dave

Lolol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

That was a very large brain dump. Lol. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did I just straight up miss all the perks of follicular this past go around? I think yes lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:07:00 AM] Dave

Ok… Henry came back. But can you even actually tell lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:44:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha ha ha ha ha going off the grid you really are Having a rough day, I have totally thought about that The whole looking at yourself thing cause I am like constantly myself, and I actually laughed out loud when you said

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:24:00 AM] Dave

Lack of air horns apparently

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love when I meet other tightly wound ppl lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, off the hook? I’d LOVE to help you do more drug fueling

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:59:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

You used to have like 20! lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 10:38:00 AM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh also. I guess I have a realtor now in Indy. Lol. The guy that my dad talked to like a month+ ago. He kept calling and texting so I finally called him back yesterday and was like bro, I don’t know my timing. He sounds EXACTLY like Chad Williamson in SCS. It was creepy. I also told him I MUST have a house with a fenced in yard. So he set up my search and emailed and was like I didn’t want to give you too few options so I kept off the fence part. If I filter to just fences, then that’s about 40 houses. 40 is plenty bro. How many GD options does one need

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:45:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually laughed out loud when he said with your eyes all darting around because I totally do that like I'll look at my picture and I was like just the whole screen so I can kind of like see everybody and myself so it doesn't look like I'm like always looking over to my pictures that I've even taken a screenshot of myself looking at my picture to see like how far my eyes are especially on my cause I've got like 20 I don't know gigantic screens So like looking over to one side is definitely noticeable

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

That was a very large brain dump. Lol.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

We have made too much noise lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:42:00 PM] Dave

lol… cult

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Drug companies lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I keep seeing all these animated little shorts on IG too about cuddling. They’re so ridiculous but so cute lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like…all over lol. There’s so many accounts of these little guys😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:40:00 PM] Dave

Pffft who says…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:24:00 AM] Dave

Lack of air horns apparently This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:59:00 PM] Dave

Pretty much. I mean, sure, there may be some weird reason it works for him, but chances are he’d have the same effect from some Advil lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Only when it’s convenient for me 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mr techy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Right? I wonder what dulled my self confidence to be assertive lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:13:00 PM] Dave

Idk… maybe like 13553264% 🤔 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:13:00 PM] Dave

Idk… maybe like 13553264% 🤔

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Me toooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Dave

Still reading lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Dave

Yeeeeah…. I noticed that 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:56:00 PM] Dave

What bitches lol?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

These bitches lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:52:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha probably

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 01:58:00 PM] Dave

I think I’m gonna take a little rest day 😅

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:43:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, I totally know that feeling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Dave

Yeeeeah…. I noticed that 😅

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:57:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok. It’s just my fear that you think I’m this big words of affirmation girlie bc, in relationships, I think I’ve told you that I’m not good at naturally affirming ppl. And when I sense that ppl are asking for it, that typically annoys me. And I don’t want to annoy you 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

So it’s all the same? So Michael is having the placebo effect? Lol thinking it’s this magic drug when it’s same same

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Planning

7 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81

[2026-05-05 08:50:00 PM] Dave

How early do you want to start?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:51:00 PM] Dave

And how long do you think we can make it?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m starting my pros/cons list for the other bank job

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

OH!!! They’re hosting a workshop all about hormones but it’s on June 13. And you’ll be here. So be glad I love you 😜

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are we gonna day drink In the pool while you’re here?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:05:00 PM] Dave

Online Telemedicine (Easiest Route) Multiple platforms prescribe propranolol for performance anxiety after a brief video consult: • Hims/Hers: $59 doctor visit, propranolol mailed or pickup at local pharmacy • Sesame: Video appointments as low as $34, same-day prescription pickup • RedBox Rx: $20 for 20 tablets after telehealth consult • Talkspace/PlushCare/Nurx: Similar services with licensed prescribers

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:52:00 PM] Dave

We’ll be napping by noon

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Request

5 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73

[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Massage tonight?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:48:00 AM] Dave

Call in sick!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Get me a beta blocker

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:59:00 PM] Dave

Was there anything writing with the transmission or whatever?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

How do I go about finding out how to get this medicine? ☺️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Sexting

2 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81

[2026-05-05 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

But then we couldn’t cuddle and have sex anymore! 😂

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re sexy all the time 🥵

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.78
Evidence:

Status update

67 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.63

[2026-05-05 02:39:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I went straight to bed when I got home and got like a 30 min nap. My eyelids were getting heavy on the drive the home 😅

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh also. I guess I have a realtor now in Indy. Lol. The guy that my dad talked to like a month+ ago. He kept calling and texting so I finally called him back yesterday and was like bro, I don’t know my timing. He sounds EXACTLY like Chad Williamson in SCS. It was creepy. I also told him I MUST have a house with a fenced in yard. So he set up my search and emailed and was like I didn’t want to give you too few options so I kept off the fence part. If I filter to just fences, then that’s about 40 houses. 40 is plenty bro. How many GD options does one need

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

A lot of the Southlake ppl are volunteering this morning

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

It’s 10am!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:57:00 AM] Dave

Mine’s going ok. I got some stuff done so that’s always nice

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s where they are. Stephen and Rachel were talking about it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:17:00 PM] Dave

With you working out an the time and walking the dogs vigorously

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:50:00 PM] Dave

It totally has

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:06:00 PM] Dave

Throwing the ball because apparently Im out of frisbees 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

So Nissan called (Christian took his car in yesterday) and when they were test driving the car today, they ran over a bunch of semi tire debris on the highway and fucked up the under carriage. Soooo he gets all that fixed for free lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I guess it was so urgent bc he was about to leave to go do that? No idea

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m like, I’m also leaving in a few minutes sooo

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oooo you’re right!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Nope, not at all

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:27:00 PM] Dave

Pretty sure

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:09:00 PM] Dave

https://sesamecare.com/complaint/performance-anxiety-treatment Same-day performance anxiety treatment & medication Book an affordable, same-day online visit with a licensed provider and get medication sent to your local pharmacy for pickup if eligible.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Nothiiiiiiiing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 02:55:00 PM] Dave

And I have you in Early Luteal

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Where is everyone???

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:21:00 PM] Dave

How was your workout?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

2-3 hrs lolol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

The HOA is pissed off bc people are putting out their bulk trash early, so they sent out an email with the subject “Trash With Class” Really??? 😒

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think we will be heading to the airport.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: It started probably like I don't know a year into him living with me if even that he was like hey you know I'm a lot of money. Can I use your card for the groceries or for whatever we ordered out or whatever I'm like yeah it's fine. Holy oh OK. I thought there was a loose stock anyway and I would always say yeah you know hope let me come back.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

But that’s funny though bc when I talk to stakeholders I am always like “do we have a SOC use case for xyz?” “Do we have a playbook for that?” As if I’m a part of 1lod

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Dave

Ketoprofen has a higher risk of GI bleeding

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:25:00 PM] Dave

Me either

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think it’s at 1030. I can’t remember when you fly out

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

But this is Ketonal Sprint!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:15:00 PM] Dave

Tree work is expensive

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/hank__and__hancy__20k/reel/DVmPMPpE_oS/ Hank_and_Hancy on Instagram 🖤🔥🤍 . . . . . . #Jeffy#Jenny#JeffyJenny#jeffyandjenny#kittens...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

To just help yourself!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 06:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

They don’t even know yet. They were driving it around to see if they could feel what it was he was experiencing, and that’s when they ran over the shit. So they didn’t even get that far.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mud flaps and wheel wells got fucked up. Whatever those are lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 10:13:00 AM] Dave

Ahhh ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Nothiiiiiiiing This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

2-3 hrs lolol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:16:00 PM] Dave

I’d pay it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Drug companies lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:26:00 PM] Dave

Departs at 3:15

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 10:07:00 AM] Dave

Yep

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 06:01:00 PM] Dave

How much damage did they do?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:23:00 PM] Dave

Good

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

You already know lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Work related

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:23:00 PM] Dave

Just chillin

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is that the same as ketoprofen?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:00:00 PM] Dave

Or it is just what they use in whatever weird country he’s from

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just ate my cereal 🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I haven’t even really looked myself lol. Out walking the dogs now.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Tell me you’ve never worked in corporate America. Sigh.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

He gets real bad headaches too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Muling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 02:52:00 PM] Dave

You already know lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:22:00 PM] Dave

That does sound pretty great

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:55:00 PM] Dave

Tension headaches: A randomized double-blind trial of 345 subjects found ketoprofen 12.5 mg or 25 mg was statistically equivalent to ibuprofen 200 mg and naproxen sodium 275 mg in both pain intensity reduction and relief at 30-240 minutes post-dose

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

No idea.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re adorable.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

And now I don’t want to get off the couch

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

My dad just asked me if my boss got back to me about transferring, and I said no and he canceled our 1x1. And mom goes “what’s a 1x1”? Lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, Thursday. Working out in 25 min

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 06:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

They don’t even know yet. They were driving it around to see if they could feel what it was he was experiencing, and that’s when they ran over the shit. So they didn’t even get that far. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 03:57:00 PM] Dave

Yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 08:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I haven’t even really looked myself lol. Out walking the dogs now. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 11:09:00 AM] Dave

I mean… “meant to” is kind of a loaded term.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-05-05 12:14:00 PM] Dave

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

3 qualifying messages with unmet_need signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70

[2026-05-05 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I need caffeine

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t recall a time except for maybe WAYYYY early WAA days that you maybe hinted around that you needed some affirming

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t recall a time except for maybe WAYYYY early WAA days that you maybe hinted around that you needed some affirming This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Vulnerability

30 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72

[2026-05-05 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly motivated by the idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY driven by lack of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

My brain is going around in circles on the job/moving thing. Like do I want to stay at Schwab and postpone a move until I find something that sparks joy (what if nothing sparks joy?!) or do I take a leap and do this thing that maybe will suck. That’s assuming I even get offered the job. I’m having significant imposter syndrome. But I’m slightly motivated by the idea of learning and relearning things outside of just tech. But also maybe not interested. But also questioning what I want to do in life. But also wondering if I have a really good thing here with Schwab. Meanwhile I’m mostly disenchanted with sometimes the occasional day of happy/motivation LARGELY driven by lack of meetings enabling me to cross things off my mental to do list.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

I miss you. I could use a hug. 😔

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who knows if I’m even explaining my own feelings accurately

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am BY. FAR the more needy one in this relationship. 13553265% This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love when I meet other tightly wound ppl lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

My day is I dunno. I’m in a mood. Feeling blue. Not sure why.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am BY. FAR the more needy one in this relationship. 13553265%

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like I feel so motivated on one hand, yet so stuck on the other

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did?!?! 😭😭 (notice that)

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, then another thing that's been on my mind and this is totally unrelated. Anything we've been talking about this is what happens when I listen to Noah Kahan. My thoughts, but Personal development mental health, bullshit like you've heard probably that it's like you feel how do I say this? Sometimes people that are in a relationship that they're unhappy with feel actually more alone than people who Arlo like you don't have anybody else So along those same lines, I think that's how I feel about Phoenix and living in a large city like this piece of shit fucking city. There's just so many people it's not like it's like New York City or anything, but there's so many people that the more people you're around the more you feel disconnected from all the people. Like you're just one of millions you know and we're all just like going about our lives and I was just too many you know and so it's like actually the more people that you're around the worst you like feel and like the less I feel connected does that make any sense? Or am I just just tired and I am delusional at this point

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Am I insane?!?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I want to do so many things, yet nothing at all

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Right? I wonder what dulled my self confidence to be assertive lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-05-05 02:53:00 PM] Dave

I’m feeling a little blue too. Probably just because I know you are 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-05 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I literally pressed record and then I started yachting. I was thinking about the thing that you said about why why do we start yawning when we're talking? It's so true like obviously I get the whole. The yawning is contagious thing so like when you yawn in your voice message ion. But just in general, why do we yawn more when we talk talking about? Makes me so weird. I think it's all like God like the placebo effect like it's not really a thing we just make it a thing who knows what is yawning actually even do Like physically, I don't even know I know we're talking about Anyway, good morning I'm Headed to lovely work I know it's amazing. Is that yesterday? The high was like 80 today. It's like the same maybe even a little bit cooler I mean amazing I'm wearing a sweater again. Didn't learn my lesson fully from yesterday but like it's just it honestly feels like it's December here it's very weird. I was walking the dogs last night and I was like I feel like this is the time of year but I'm gearing up for Christmas so Fucked up anyway I do Is it just me or was yesterday like the longest day ever I only had a few meetings maybe like 43 I don't even know, but it wasn't much and then I so I can actually go do some good work, but I was just so contagious drag So here's hoping today goes by a little bit faster. I'm gonna try to go to the 430 workout class again they're changing and now they used to just be core and by core like really just like 30 minutes of like Tabata style abs but she said that they're changing it up and they're gonna do still gonna be core focus but is it gonna be full body? God So anyway, but I'm working from home tomorrow because one honestly kind of breaking up the week and working from home on a Wednesday actually is kinda I like the idea of like oh tomorrow I won't have to get up this fucking early, but also Layla has a At like 1030 I gotta drop her off for and she does her blood work and then like I drop her off and then I gotta go pick her up a couple hours later so it's just easier Lovely The whole Brandon graduation thing from eighth grade I feel like I probably told you this before. It was probably in the context of like this was the one and only time in my life where I actually. Was confrontational and it was two kids, but OK so when Brandon was an eighth grade I was I think a senior in high school And There were these fucking well Obviously, they weren't in eighth grade so they and they weren't in high school with me that I know of so I'm gonna say they were seventh graders maybe I'll say they refreshment just to make me feel better They had motherfucking blow horns and they were sitting directly in front of me and every time somebody's name was announced they would blow the fucking blow horn and I finally lost my shit and I I said if you blow that blow worn one more time I will kick your fucking ass and then they just look to me and I didn't say anything and I was shaking And I remember my friend she still wanna make good friends Teresa her brother was graduating too and she say that she's like who are you? I'm like I don't know, but I felt fucking good and then that was like the only other time really except for that one time I confronted, but I know I told you that story but anyway. Don't blow fucking blow horn. They're loud they're obnoxious. I don't even think they're allowed. I'm pretty sure than that and I wanna hear peoples names be called fucking dumb bugs. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Grace's gonna have promotion didn't Emerson can you remember back to those days actually OK so when you moved yeah OK Emerson wouldn't have been in high school. Yeah, when you moved to Texas, I don't think. I don't know man also it's fucking hilarious that your photo popped up on my memories on Google photos and it was right as you were like texting me about like how was my night I thought it was funny. Oh God you're so hot though. I don't get to see your face enough but anyway All right, well talk to you soon All right, bye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
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[2026-05-05 03:51:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sweetie, sounds so sad I did hear your shades going down and then you were like I'll just let you go. I just wanna hug you and snuggle with you. No, I totally don't feel like you're that kind of person that's like asking for words of affirmation. I hope I don't. I hope I'm not cause you know that words of affirmation are my love language. At least one of them But now I don't think that at all I Want to so it's an attempt on my part to you know Bree and or just I don't know a firm I guess yeah affirmation is the use. I guess just a firm that you are. A lot better and a lot stronger a lot more resilient than you think you are I am you definitely So like I get what you mean about feeling like other people like how like I got it pretty good so many other people have it harder like and they're fine but like for one you don't know if they're fine or not but too it's all kinda like we're talking about with PTSD and trauma it's all personal For everybody, it's an individual kind of thing you know And you feel like it's just how you feel right like you actually are handling it great like your life isn't falling apart you are still moving forward. You're still working you're still effective you're still doing the things you gotta do you're still working out. Welcome to dogs. Doing all the things I mean and that doesn't like Lesson how you feel of course, but like you know Nothing's crashing down around you so you are doing it like you are handling it but anyway I still get that cause I feel that way too sometimes like how the fuck you know I can't even make my fat ass get out and run a half a mile and there's you know People 30 years older than they run in marathons Or whatever or handling their kids better or like all the things so I totally get that and it's just it's just a thing that happens to people But now I guess the Point is that I don't think you're that kind of girly Everything that I say to you is 100% because I wanna say it because it's true Not because I think that's what you wanna hear

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[2026-05-05 03:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: You're the best. I appreciate you validating me. Also, I hope you know this by now, but when I like vent to you, I don't expect you to Complement me a firm me and all that sort of stuff. It's very nice that you do but just don't feel obligated. But I appreciate you I'm feeling a lot of ways also I need to like listen to some more Brené Brown because like she specializes in shame and this is like a recurring thing that keeps coming back up in my life, but I just Occasionally have this like feeling of I'm lesser than because I'm not resilient. I just feel like so many people have like a way harder, life and way more things to take care of like oh I don't know children and they still like managed to do it all and they're just like way more resilient and here I am having to like. Like having so many feelings whenever by enlarged like life is pretty good so like why can't I handle? Stress better than I do it's just annoying and then I feel like shit about myself and then it's just like you know how do I like build up resilience I really need to talk to a therapist I really need to prioritize that I don't know But yeah I don't know if you heard all that, but it was my blinds in my office going down not blinds but shade whatever anyway OK, I'll let you go

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[2026-05-05 06:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel like I’m missing a lot still

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[2026-05-05 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: That is a genius idea to take a picture of yourself staring at yourself so you can see what it looks like. Oh my God I'm still gonna do that tomorrow. Where do you have all these screens? I'm guessing at home so like when you work from home because in the office it's just the two right plus your laptop. I only have one monitor at home plus my laptop. Oh yeah, I'm not bougie. Also like literally my desk at home as a cheap IKEA desk. I still have a lot of IKEA furniture actually oh well that's the other thing I was gonna say earlier you already know that I wanna like just change out the bedroom stuff but like I really just want to like. Get rid of so much stuff and like buy new stuff but what is the point when I'm hopefully gonna move into I want to spend the money right now and do I really wanna get stuff for a space that I don't even know what the space is right now. I'm just I don't know, but I feel stuck in like I can't make life decisions until I know more about where my life is headed but anyway. Yeah, I've never noticed now that I really see you on camera like ever but I the five times I have I haven't noticed you looking at yourself but I do all the time. How can you not? I think people are just naturally. Like drawn to themselves in a bit innocent plus it is also like weird for us like why wouldn't we pick ourselves apart? Hell, no man but it's created some unhealthy habits and it's just it's just not a good idea.

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[2026-05-05 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok. It’s just my fear that you think I’m this big words of affirmation girlie bc, in relationships, I think I’ve told you that I’m not good at naturally affirming ppl. And when I sense that ppl are asking for it, that typically annoys me. And I don’t want to annoy you 😂

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[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real.

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[2026-05-05 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

It feels so weird

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[2026-05-05 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry if I’ve missed some signs 😅😅

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[2026-05-05 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also just in general, do you think about all the things in our world that humans probably like biologically were not meant to go through

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[2026-05-05 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m glad you don’t think I’m asking for affirmations

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[2026-05-05 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Or like…endure

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[2026-05-05 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also, as SOON as I walked in the door. Literally. He was like hey Sam, do you have a few minutes to talk? And I’m like I literally just took 2 steps into the house, but sure. No idea why it bothered me so much but holy fuck

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[2026-05-05 08:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm walking Loki so I'm just gonna message you real quick but first off Juliet would be like how did you get so tan when you've been in training for four days and then the other thing I was gonna say oh yeah we'll definitely be napping by noon, are you fucking kidding? The sun hits hard Plus drinking but other thing I was gonna say is it's just insanity. I told you how Christian just like uses my card without telling me well like it's not all the time but it's quite often and. Hello and come over here Loki and so I was just before I started walking dogs. He's like hey to me and Kai is like do you guys want ice cream and you're like fuck yeah And so he's like OK. I'm gonna go to the grocery store and while I was walking the first one dogs he left.

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[2026-05-05 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry baby! I know I’m a downer lol. Like for real. This message responded to an earlier message.

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