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[2026-04-28 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-04-28 08:42:00] Sam Willis: You are all over the place 😂😂
[2026-04-28 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome!
[2026-04-28 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, how is the office see I'm like is there something going on this week? Why is traffic so weird not that I'm complaining about it, but I kinda have FOMO of like the rest of the world is taking time off what the hell man But actually, I haven't looked at how traffic is today hopefully it's not bad because I have a meeting in one hour and five minutes Just left my house, so we'll see Anyway, it's gonna ask how if you're sore from the run yesterday or if you feel totally normal And also OK so I have some tea on that Midland Bank that I'm interviewing with tomorrow so I was asking Claude to like help me prepare so it just like gave me first like a rundown OK, very interesting They in 2025 they're external audit found that they had made. They mean the bank had made significant accounting errors and how they were accounting for loans and so basically they said that that the financial statements from like the past three years or something we're no longer reliable. They gave them a material weakness over their internal controls then so that was last year. They were late filing their annual report. They then had a file like an NRM report later on in the year and then this February that Director of the audit position left in March the CFO got fired like what is happening over there so Sorry, take a drink. This did not get brought way does that name sounds so much like a radio DJ's name like I swear to God there's a Dan Casey on the radio somewhere but anyway. He didn't mention any of this shit he said they were gonna have time of Rebuilding because of some loans, but it didn't sound like it was like some internal fucking accounting errors. It sounded like it was like economic shit anyway so Yeah So it's like first I've had this shit happen They don't have an eternal audit department. What is this director of audit person do I don't know man and then it's like what what is this person expected to do now that there's all these internal control problems Anyway, that was some tea Going on Quinn 100% has disorder and I don't know how Christian doesn't see it but it is like very. I have been noticing like at least disordered eating for a long time now I just suspect he's straight up bulimic so he's lost like a fucked ton of weight I mentioned. And just in the past Six months and He's always sick throwing up OK well I cannot tell you how many times he says that he's thrown up because he's sick no I think it's like straight up fucking bulimia so yesterday I get home from work and Quinn still at some school thing and Christian said I'm making tacos. Quinn doesn't want to eat anything because he says that he's gained a lot of weight. OK, that's like red flag number fucking one and I'm like what and he's like. Yeah I know something like he just you know he doesn't you know he feels like he's fat he's gained some weight. I'm like OK whatever so then Quinn gets home. We're eating tacos sure enough Quinn does eat end up eating. And ate I don't even know how many whatever OK good I thought it cut me off. I'm my God dammit you bitch anyway OK so then we got all those cheesecakes you know so then later on everything's fine y'all like Quinn comes downstairs and he grabs his cheesecake and. He goes oh my God I can't wait to like dive into this blah blah and I said just so you know like you don't need to eat this all in one setting I'm like cause I know you and you end up your stomach ends up getting upset like this is a lot like you don't need to eat this all once and then Kygo's were throwing up last way and he's like I don't think so. She's like I'm pretty sure I heard you throw up he goes. I don't know. He's like I just threw up about 30 minutes ago though from all the dinner I'm like what do you mean you threw up dinner? He's like well I just over ate and I'm like and now you're gonna eat a cheesecake. And he's like oh yeah, I guess that probably is a bad idea. I said why are you throwing up your dinner? And he's just like I just over eight and I'm like OK well if you over eat tacos then like this is not gonna make your stomach so good to eat this cheesecake what the fuck is going on the dude needs help honestly like a lot of help so anyway Yeah, not good not good at all and I don't know how to deal with adults or kids I have eating disorders. I have no idea, but I know the kid needs to get therapy. Anyway, all right what else do I have to tell you I don't know I'm gonna try to go to fucking stupid ass workout class at 4:30 today. We'll see how that goes. Steven is on his way or he's leaving today to go to New York City for some packs of shit so then tomorrow he'll be in New York City all day, so that's good. Have some canceled meetings. But who knows what all their bullshit today has to bring Anyway, all right bye
[2026-04-28 09:15:00] Dave: Oh shit!! That’s some pretty interesting insight about the company..
[2026-04-28 09:16:00] Dave: Lmao… Dan Casey
[2026-04-28 09:16:00] Dave: You should totally ask them about all that shit
[2026-04-28 09:16:00] Dave: Like… audit his ass right there in the interview lol
[2026-04-28 09:16:00] Dave: Maybe they need YOU to fix their shit system
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Going to be me in the interview
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Dave: Oh. Not sore btw 😊
[2026-04-28 09:17:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-04-28 09:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-04-28 09:22:00] Sam Willis: What have you been trying to spell? I couldn’t hear you
[2026-04-28 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Bulimia
[2026-04-28 09:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sorry didn't pick up all that music. I guess I was speaker and that café did some walk. Bulimia is the word I was trying to spell and I can't fucking do it. There you go BULIN Probably not remember that I even tried like text to speech on my phone, but maybe it couldn't pick it up because of all this stupid Nickelback or whatever they're playing here
[2026-04-28 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Update on my end. Traffic sucks lol
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Dave: Bulimia
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Dave: Ahh, ok.
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Dave: Must have been the background noise because now voice to txt got it
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Sam Willis: Yea they’re like rocking out in the cafe lol
[2026-04-28 09:23:00] Dave: Ok, I still haven’t even finished listening to your message lol
[2026-04-28 09:24:00] Dave: Takin it back to the 90s lol
[2026-04-28 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh one more fun fact about Wi-Fi really about the bank is that the CFO that got fired before he was a CFO he was this director of audit position So like what is happening?
[2026-04-28 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm also thinking all right all of this shit happened a year ago basically because it was their 2024 financial statements that were being audited whenever the town they were all fubar And the CFO didn't get fired until a year later I'm feeling like they're I'm feeling inside a risk of some fraud. I'm sending some shit happening around here.
[2026-04-28 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, also, though even though my talking to him last week was not planned, I should have still like researched this before he called me like so now I filled up That pisses me off maybe this was a test and I fucking failed it
[2026-04-28 09:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, it sounds like there's definitely some shit happening with that place. I would stay the fuck away from that. Cause it sounds like they're seeing you with all your big bank experience in Schwab and professional services and All that miracle yeah she can come in here and fix this place right up But yeah, I would love to know where it has gone on there. I think you should go in there and like since I mean, you don't really want the job like anyway right cause you know of where things are at like I think I think we kind of come to that conclusion right or you would kind of come back conclusion. That is probably not like the best fit, but You should totally go in there and just like use it as a confidence building tool go in there cause you know that you've got nothing to lose. If you don't really care about the job either way I mean, even if you do care about the job, you should still go in and like. Grill them about that shit I mean And you know, realistically, that might've been working in your favor because You being assertive and you know upfront, and Frank with them about that being concerning and like demanding some answers is probably what they're looking for and you know Director of audit right so I think you should totally go in here and grill them Yeah, so anyway there's that and then also the Eating disorder that that does sound pretty wax so did A&W eating veggie cheesecake and like throws up from eating like unless you go make yourself throw up all right like I've never eaten too much and then throw up because I ate too much and I've ate a lot before
[2026-04-28 09:31:00] Sam Willis: A project might be fun though! But they just need to pay me more lol
[2026-04-28 09:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, this is definitely not a test And there's no reason for you to feel dumb about not having done research on like a fucking call that you got like basically out of the blue for an interview. It's totally understandable that you come back for the official interview and then you have would've done some research like there's nothing wrong with like. That chain at all
[2026-04-28 09:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And another thing The project might be fun yeah sure But do you want your name associated with someplace that has people high up getting fired for fucked up audit stuff like at a bank with potential fraud I don't know next person that does AI research on that place might see Sam Willis came in Was hired directly after the guy they got fired and she left earlier because you know if you get in there and find out it's full of fucking front then you leave you know what I'm saying like it could be could be anything
[2026-04-28 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m worried about Quinn.
[2026-04-28 09:33:00] Sam Willis: That’s exactly what it is. Forcing himself to throw up
[2026-04-28 09:33:00] Sam Willis: I want my name attached to it as part of the clean up
[2026-04-28 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Looks way worse to be there at the time shit was found
[2026-04-28 09:34:00] Sam Willis: But I hear you. There could be more.
[2026-04-28 09:34:00] Dave: Right unless it’s so riddled with fraud that it can’t be cleaned up
[2026-04-28 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Well sounds like I’ll be reading some annual reports tonight. Yay meeeeee
[2026-04-28 09:35:00] Sam Willis: I low key get a little excited though
[2026-04-28 09:35:00] Sam Willis: When I saw that last night, I was like oh there’s some TEA!!!
[2026-04-28 09:36:00] Dave: Ok… what is this tea you’re talking about?
[2026-04-28 09:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Help me do math what's a what percentage increase is 200,000 from 185,000 it's not even a 10% Not even 10% Yeah, I'd be like I'll do it for two And then still need to make sure I'm not at the top of the of the pay range so there's still room for a probability The tea I'm talking about is drama do not have you never heard the expression the tea spill the tea
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Dave: Hmmm… maybe. But this is the first time I’ve heard you just say “tea” lol.
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh I say it all the time
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Sam Willis: The tea is the drama
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Sam Willis: It’s the juice
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Sam Willis: It’s the good stuff
[2026-04-28 09:38:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-28 09:39:00] Dave: You’re so cute
[2026-04-28 09:39:00] Sam Willis: I thought everyone said this
[2026-04-28 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Did I just make it up
[2026-04-28 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Or put my own spin on it
[2026-04-28 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Hmm I doubt it
[2026-04-28 09:41:00] Dave: No, I’ve heard of spilling the tea meaning tell me the hot gos.
[2026-04-28 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Right! So the tea is the noun!
[2026-04-28 09:43:00] Dave: Yeah I’m following now 😉
[2026-04-28 09:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I also meant to ask you so are you the type of person and I feel I kind of feel like we talked about this before but I don't remember, but are you the type of person that like has to turn down the volume on the TV or on the radio, mostly the radio whenever you're driving and you're like trying to find a place or you're like You know in like heavy traffic or whatever like are you that person because I am one Hundo that person and I just kinda get the sense that maybe you are too I don't know. Sometimes you make me feel that way because you're like I gotta figure out traffic or make some moves. It's cute
[2026-04-28 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-28 10:47:00] Dave: We’re fighting now fyi 😤
[2026-04-28 10:50:00] Sam Willis: Who?
[2026-04-28 10:50:00] Sam Willis: WHO IS FIGHTING
[2026-04-28 10:51:00] Dave: You and I
[2026-04-28 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Why!!
[2026-04-28 10:52:00] Dave: Because I switch to teams during a meeting and see “booking my next trip to Dallas…” Only to find out later when I was able to open the chat that you ARENT actually booking your next trip to Dallas.
[2026-04-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: Lololol
[2026-04-28 10:53:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-04-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: I MIGHT
[2026-04-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: do you want to stay at a giraffe inn with me?
[2026-04-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: LOOK AT HOW FUN
[2026-04-28 10:54:00] Dave: I said… HMPH
[2026-04-28 10:54:00] Sam Willis: ooooook, yea we are definitely fighting
[2026-04-28 10:54:00] Sam Willis: With that whole attitude up in here
[2026-04-28 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Two can play at this
[2026-04-28 10:54:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-04-28 10:55:00] Dave: That’s an awfully weird and incorrect way to spell “I’m sorry”…
[2026-04-28 10:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
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[2026-04-28 12:25:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/teeny_penny/reel/C-mA-fMp2Q5/ Teeny and Penny on Instagram 36M views, 4M likes, 11K comments: "💙😘 . . . . . . #kittens#anim...
[2026-04-28 12:45:00] Dave: Hehehe 🥰🥰🥰
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Are you done being a brat?
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Dave: Woooooow
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: No?
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: That not the right thing to say?
[2026-04-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: OK I MISS YOU AND IM SORRY AND I DONT EVER WANT TO FIGHT AGAIN!!!
[2026-04-28 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Goddddddddddddddd
[2026-04-28 12:48:00] Dave: THANK you
[2026-04-28 12:49:00] Sam Willis: Never again
[2026-04-28 12:49:00] Dave: Yes, I’m done being a bratt
[2026-04-28 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Don’t ever do that again!!!
[2026-04-28 12:51:00] Dave: Now you know how I felt when I realized you weren’t REALLY booking a trip to Dallas!!
[2026-04-28 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Bitch, I’ve been to Dallas a few times to see you. Don’t even
[2026-04-28 12:51:00] Sam Willis: And I WILL come back
[2026-04-28 12:51:00] Sam Willis: To see those animals of course
[2026-04-28 12:51:00] Sam Willis: I’ll stay in that giraffe if I have to
[2026-04-28 12:52:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-04-28 12:52:00] Dave: Yeah does look pretty awesome
[2026-04-28 12:56:00] Dave: Ugh. I must have a sympathy pimple lol. It just came on today and it’s in the side of my nose. It’s not at all visible but omg does it hurt 😖
[2026-04-28 12:58:00] Sam Willis: I have one in my nose too!!
[2026-04-28 13:00:00] Dave: Right. That’s why it’s a sympathy pimple
[2026-04-28 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Well this one is in addition to the one above my lip. I appreciate you having a sympathy pimple for me. You need to get 2 lol
[2026-04-28 13:02:00] Dave: It’s just never enough for you is it…
[2026-04-28 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Nope
[2026-04-28 13:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I've been playing around with Claude prepping for this interview bullshit tomorrow and they just told me that Rick makes more in a week like total compensation than the CEO and the other executives at this other bank bank in a whole year What the fuck disgusting
[2026-04-28 13:24:00] Dave: Omg!
[2026-04-28 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I got that slightly wrong. Rick makes more a weak than all of the sea speed or whatever at the smaller bank makes a year except for the CEO in the CFO if you take them out then yeah Rick makes more in a week than like the rest of the people like the sis, so the chief officer all those people make in a year. Disgusting Rick made like 19 million last year cool cool we can't even get training approved for like $200. What the fuck?
[2026-04-28 13:25:00] Dave: That’s ridiculous
[2026-04-28 13:25:00] Dave: Still… wow
[2026-04-28 13:25:00] Sam Willis: No doubt. Disgusting
[2026-04-28 13:25:00] Dave: Right?! Grrrr that pisses me off
[2026-04-28 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-28 13:34:00] Dave: Ugh… chicken and rice lunch choked down ✅
[2026-04-28 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Choked? lol I thought it was delish?!
[2026-04-28 13:35:00] Dave: Yeah it was actually pretty good. But I’d rather be eating cheesecake.
[2026-04-28 13:36:00] Sam Willis: I went and got another Greek salad and god it looks SO GOOD
[2026-04-28 13:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 13:36:00] Sam Willis: So green!! SO FETA-Y!!
[2026-04-28 13:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m blah today
[2026-04-28 13:53:00] Dave: Are you?
[2026-04-28 13:53:00] Dave: What’s up?
[2026-04-28 13:53:00] Sam Willis: I feel sad and I can’t figure out why
[2026-04-28 13:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s not cloudy outside
[2026-04-28 13:53:00] Dave: There isn’t always a reason
[2026-04-28 13:54:00] Dave: Is it because the fight you started?
[2026-04-28 13:55:00] Sam Willis: No. That’s rage.
[2026-04-28 13:55:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-28 13:55:00] Dave: Maybe it’s because you’ve been listening to Noah…
[2026-04-28 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Fucking Noah, man
[2026-04-28 13:56:00] Sam Willis: God he’s really a downer sometimes 😅
[2026-04-28 13:56:00] Sam Willis: I WAS just listening to him about 20 min ago. Sigh
[2026-04-28 13:56:00] Dave: Well there ya probably go
[2026-04-28 13:57:00] Sam Willis: But he’s a national treasure
[2026-04-28 13:57:00] Dave: Oh for sure!
[2026-04-28 13:57:00] Dave: Making you sad is his goal though.
[2026-04-28 13:57:00] Sam Willis: He just gets me, ya know
[2026-04-28 13:58:00] Dave: So maybe you could be happy for him 🤷‍♂️
[2026-04-28 13:59:00] Sam Willis: ALSO!!! I can’t get anyone to commit to going to his concert in stl and that’s just RUDE!!
[2026-04-28 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok, I’ve only asked Alison so far but STILL
[2026-04-28 14:00:00] Dave: Well keep working on it…
[2026-04-28 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-04-28 14:01:00] Dave: I’m sure someone else wants to be sad as much as you do
[2026-04-28 14:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s not ALWAYS sad. Mostly he’s just super nostalgic. Which I also happen to be.
[2026-04-28 14:02:00] Dave: For real though, I’m sorry you’re feeling down sweetie 😕
[2026-04-28 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby
[2026-04-28 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Side note
[2026-04-28 14:15:00] Sam Willis: I just learned that Spotify has audio books FOR FREE
[2026-04-28 14:17:00] Dave: FYI I get all audiobooks for free if there’s something you want
[2026-04-28 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Did you know that “hockey romance” is a genre
[2026-04-28 14:19:00] Dave: I did not
[2026-04-28 14:20:00] Dave: Shop Amazon. Get expert advice.
[2026-04-28 14:20:00] Dave: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S8FPDQA/ref=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_apin_dp_Z42ZJA92HF6HMGEFZ9AD Fear the Sky: The Fear Saga, Book 1 Fear the Sky: The Fear Saga, Book 1
[2026-04-28 14:20:00] Dave: I just started listening to this
[2026-04-28 14:20:00] Dave: Seems good so far
[2026-04-28 14:30:00] Sam Willis: I guessssss I should take a break from my murder podcasts every once in awhile to listen to an audio book
[2026-04-28 14:36:00] Dave: I definitely enjoy them lol
[2026-04-28 14:44:00] Sam Willis: Bad storms coming your way again?
[2026-04-28 14:48:00] Sam Willis: Ppl are wild
[2026-04-28 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Also. Like who the fuck is trying to gamble on a Schwab computer
[2026-04-28 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Even horse gambling
[2026-04-28 14:53:00] Sam Willis: This guy has visited a horse gambling site over 800 times in just 3 months. Like WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON A SCHWAB COMPUTER
[2026-04-28 14:55:00] Dave: wtf is wrong with people bro
[2026-04-28 14:55:00] Sam Willis: They are so dumb
[2026-04-28 14:55:00] Dave: For real
[2026-04-28 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Dude
[2026-04-28 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Kalshi isn’t blocked. The prediction market platform
[2026-04-28 14:58:00] Sam Willis: And Jeff doesn’t want it blocked
[2026-04-28 14:59:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm what the actual fuck
[2026-04-28 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Broooo someone has a side hustle where they are using copilot to make images and then SELLING THEM FOR MONEY!!!
[2026-04-28 15:04:00] Sam Willis: what is HAPPENING
[2026-04-28 15:05:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-04-28 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Basically a gambling site. Like why is this not blocked
[2026-04-28 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Basically a gambling site. Like why is this not blocked
[2026-04-28 15:10:00] Dave: Who tf knows
[2026-04-28 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Lmao just re reading my texts
[2026-04-28 15:13:00] Sam Willis: This is what happens when I live text you during a call
[2026-04-28 15:14:00] Sam Willis: “Brooooo” “Duddeeee” 😂😂
[2026-04-28 15:14:00] Dave: It’s hilarious
[2026-04-28 15:23:00] Sam Willis: I am a mess lol
[2026-04-28 15:23:00] Dave: A beautiful , wonderful mess 🥰
[2026-04-28 15:26:00] Sam Willis: 🥰🥰
[2026-04-28 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Do you ever feel like your head is too heavy for your neck?
[2026-04-28 15:46:00] Dave: Like, physically?
[2026-04-28 15:46:00] Dave: I don’t think so
[2026-04-28 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-28 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Mine is definitely too heavy
[2026-04-28 15:47:00] Dave: Maybe it’s your luscious thick hair
[2026-04-28 15:47:00] Sam Willis: I think that’s why I always have headaches
[2026-04-28 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Exactly.
[2026-04-28 15:47:00] Sam Willis: And when it is up in a bun
[2026-04-28 15:47:00] Sam Willis: It’s like an additional 5 lbs
[2026-04-28 15:48:00] Dave: Having it piled up can definitely give you headaches though
[2026-04-28 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Yea it’s in pain lol
[2026-04-28 15:48:00] Dave: You could get a Karen haircut
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Would you still be my long distance lover
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: God I hate that word
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Dave: Soul husband? Yes, ofc
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: It is so cringe lol
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Dave: Which word? Karen?
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Lover
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Even with a Karen haircut?? Danggggg
[2026-04-28 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Lover
[2026-04-28 15:50:00] Dave: Even if you shaved it!!
[2026-04-28 15:50:00] Dave: Why don’t you like lover?
[2026-04-28 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Sounds sooooooo
[2026-04-28 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-04-28 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Gay?
[2026-04-28 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Like flamboyant?
[2026-04-28 15:54:00] Dave: Yeah, I can see it
[2026-04-28 15:54:00] Dave: I kind of feel the same way about “partner”
[2026-04-28 15:55:00] Dave: To describe your actual romantic partner. It’s fine to like, call somebody partner
[2026-04-28 15:55:00] Sam Willis: Ok soooo I get that
[2026-04-28 15:55:00] Sam Willis: But
[2026-04-28 15:55:00] Dave: Like, big dog
[2026-04-28 15:56:00] Sam Willis: When you aren’t married or engaged and you’re my age, it sometimes sounds like a more mature of a relationship than just a “boyfriend”
[2026-04-28 15:56:00] Dave: Yeah for sure. I get that too
[2026-04-28 15:56:00] Dave: Because boyfriend sounds juvenile
[2026-04-28 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Yes. So I actually use partner. Mostly
[2026-04-28 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Or useD.
[2026-04-28 15:57:00] Sam Willis: But also I’ve just stopped correcting people when they say husband or wife, in terms of my life
[2026-04-28 15:57:00] Sam Willis: I’m like eh fuck it. Whatevs lol
[2026-04-28 16:03:00] Sam Willis: I don’t wanna go work outttttt
[2026-04-28 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. 5 of us will be there. Hating life. Godddd
[2026-04-28 16:04:00] Dave: You’ll feel good after though
[2026-04-28 16:04:00] Sam Willis: No I’ll still just be fat
[2026-04-28 16:04:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-28 16:05:00] Dave: I can’t wait until we can be fat together 🥰
[2026-04-28 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Fat and naked
[2026-04-28 16:06:00] Dave: Obvi
[2026-04-28 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I cannot wait to have you inside of me again 🥵
[2026-04-28 16:07:00] Dave: Omg, me either 🥵
[2026-04-28 16:07:00] Dave: You feel soooo good 🤤
[2026-04-28 16:14:00] Sam Willis: All you 🥵
[2026-04-28 16:14:00] Sam Willis: You’re just the best
[2026-04-28 16:15:00] Dave: I don’t have a hot, wet, tight pussy 🤔
[2026-04-28 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-28 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Thank God
[2026-04-28 16:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-28 16:16:00] Sam Willis: No but you have a large, delicious, perfect cock
[2026-04-28 16:16:00] Dave: Praaaaise her
[2026-04-28 16:17:00] Dave: Ok, “large” might be a stretch… but I appreciate it 🤭🥰
[2026-04-28 16:17:00] Sam Willis: No, it’s perfectly large
[2026-04-28 16:18:00] Dave: Bless your heart
[2026-04-28 16:18:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-04-28 16:20:00] Sam Willis: lol shut up
[2026-04-28 16:20:00] Sam Willis: Also…did you know….
[2026-04-28 16:21:00] Sam Willis: That a dude could have a 10 inch dick, but if he’s a fucking asshole dipshit waste of space, then it doesn’t matter
[2026-04-28 16:23:00] Sam Willis: My only thing with dick size is just micropeens. Like, I’m sorry, but I need to feel it.
[2026-04-28 16:23:00] Sam Willis: They deserve love. But from someone else.
[2026-04-28 16:24:00] Dave: Yeah that’s understandable.
[2026-04-28 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-28 16:24:00] Dave: I’ll take my little dick and be juuuust fine thanks. 🙏
[2026-04-28 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Your dick isn’t little!!! 🤬🤬
[2026-04-28 16:25:00] Dave: I’d probably just unalive myself if it was a micro 😅
[2026-04-28 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Stop talking about him that way!
[2026-04-28 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure there’s like an entire community of women that absolutely love micropeens
[2026-04-28 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure there’s like an entire community of women that absolutely love micropeens
[2026-04-28 16:26:00] Dave: Yeah I’m sure
[2026-04-28 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Your dick is so perfect. 🤤 and so perfect for my mouth.
[2026-04-28 16:28:00] Dave: I feel like it fits pretty well 😜
[2026-04-28 16:28:00] Dave: Everything
[2026-04-28 16:28:00] Dave: Well, everything we’ve tried anyway
[2026-04-28 16:30:00] Dave: Here’s the thing about dick size that has to be acknowledged though…
[2026-04-28 16:36:00] Dave: Yes, for most women, anything in the normal range (non-micro) is fine as long as the dude wrapped around it fills the emotional holes too. However, a physically larger dick literally stimulates more nerve endings, which can increase physical pleasure. And just like some guys have big dicks, some women have big pussies that a regular dick just won’t do it for.
[2026-04-28 16:38:00] Sam Willis: Sure but the opposite side of that is that sometimes larger dicks can be painful for some women
[2026-04-28 16:39:00] Dave: Oh for sure. But vaginas can stretch to accommodate. Dicks can’t expand lol
[2026-04-28 16:42:00] Dave: Trust me, I’ve spent enough years on r/sex reading women’s accounts of sexual experiences to know what’s up 🤔
[2026-04-28 16:42:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-04-28 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes it’s not about the stretching
[2026-04-28 16:44:00] Dave: And just to be clear, I’m totally comfortable with mine and believe you love it as much as you say you do 😌
[2026-04-28 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes women have endometriosis
[2026-04-28 16:45:00] Sam Willis: PCOS
[2026-04-28 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Other things
[2026-04-28 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Then stop calling it little!! HMPH
[2026-04-28 16:46:00] Dave: But I mean… it is pretty little in the grand scheme of dicks
[2026-04-28 16:47:00] Dave: It’s ok. You can admit it
[2026-04-28 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Omggggg
[2026-04-28 16:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m pretty sure I’ve googled this before and the avg is actually like 5.5
[2026-04-28 16:47:00] Sam Willis: I googled whites and Filipinos and blacks.
[2026-04-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: I gotta recheck though lol
[2026-04-28 16:49:00] Sam Willis: You know…also based on my experience with 100s of men…
[2026-04-28 16:49:00] Dave: 100s?! God damn!!
[2026-04-28 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Lmao I’m totally kidding
[2026-04-28 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely not even close
[2026-04-28 16:50:00] Dave: Hahaha, I know
[2026-04-28 16:51:00] Dave: I wouldn’t care if it was though, fyi
[2026-04-28 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea
[2026-04-28 16:51:00] Sam Willis: I know
[2026-04-28 16:51:00] Dave: Well I mean, your stance on condoms may give me pause if we’re talking 100s lolol
[2026-04-28 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-28 16:52:00] Sam Willis: MY stance?!?
[2026-04-28 16:52:00] Dave: That they’re dumb and you hate them
[2026-04-28 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Going to voice message you. Slightly vulnerable admission
[2026-04-28 16:53:00] Dave: Oooh ok!
[2026-04-28 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I mean, I don't know about your experience in high school and like you know early 20s but like back then it was definitely more of a how many people slept like it was and like I don't know about men, but like women were supposed to like know their number, and God forbid it was like you know And even anything double digits and I was like oh God anyway but like nobody talks about that shit anymore whenever you're like our age and I just yell like I don't know so anyway, so I haven't really talked about it in forever And then Christian and I had just started dating we like just like we had like just started sleeping with each other and it came up one night and he told me that I don't know if he's in he's gotta be like every single freaking instance of oral sex too, but even then, and I can't remember his number, but it was jaw dropping I want to say it was in the 200s or 300s and like
[2026-04-28 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Damnit. Cut me off
[2026-04-28 16:55:00] Sam Willis: I might have even told you all this before
[2026-04-28 16:57:00] Dave: And like??
[2026-04-28 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK so we had like 200 300 and like I literally might my jaw literally did drop whenever you told me I remember this vividly remember exactly where we were blah blah blah and I was just thinking like I didn't need to know that I don't think I think I'm good with other information of and you know like he could see like the shock on my face and he was just like well you know like I used to have a lot of threesomes and you don't know. I'm thinking about this God it's been so long since he and I have talked about sex because I used to hear all the time about how much sex he had and how he used to be such a whore in his 20s blah blah blah and like yeah I just goes to show like fuck we haven't talked. It's been like a year. Anyway, so that's you know a thing that I hear within the first month of dating and then you know you fast forward like not too long after that I'm probably six months to a year later if even that and you know the dude like can't even stay hard while he's having sex with me and I'm like That just fucked me up like and I know we've already talked about the whole like him being controlling and I think we've talked about the whole like him just like losing it in the middle of us having sex, but whenever you talk about how much sex you've had with people in the past and then all of a sudden you can't even like finish having sex with me that totally is like I'm the problem like, how else am I supposed to think so I think even ever telling me Is the stupid number and like all this stuff it made are like sexual disconnect like even worse in my brain does that make sense?
[2026-04-28 16:58:00] Dave: Ahh ok..
[2026-04-28 17:01:00] Dave: Oh wow! Yeah you’ve told me both of those things (not that he would brag about being such a whore or whatever) but I never really put together how one affected the other. That makes a lot of sense actually.
[2026-04-28 17:01:00] Dave: As in how it affected you
[2026-04-28 17:02:00] Dave: And thanks for sharing your vulnerability
[2026-04-28 17:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 17:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, that whole that whole situation is still just super weird today like I feel like I want to know more about it like I don't I don't know why but just like I first of all like yeah that totally sucks and I can totally see how that would make you feel like shit like if she's on one hand bragging about all the sex and shit and then Can't keep it up like consistently, which I guess I didn't know like how long I've been happening like that it was consistent but like the thing that I'm just still like Baffles me We talked about a couple times. I'm sure there's probably not much more. Tell me to make me understand but like. Like that, you couldn't try different things because he didn't like that It was just like a control thing I mean, that is the part. I just can't fathom like why would you not? Why would anybody not want their? Partner Like be involved in like trying new things that she or he like likes I mean it's not like you're asking to Tag him or something which I mean being gay though like maybe that would even be all right, but it's not like you're trying to do like anything out of the ordinary right I mean I don't know. I just thought the whole thing just seems weird. I can't like. I just can't put my finger But anyway, thanks for thanks for
[2026-04-28 17:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So it was always him he would say he would always blame it on himself. I've been drinking too much. I'm chilling my head. Those were the two big things and a lot of times it was that I'm too. I'm too in my head. I think he has like a position which is just normal missionary and. He has to mentally Be in the mentally and physically being in the same spot so then he can he knows he can get off in this position and in this pace and he's always talks about how he's a giver it's not about him You and so I don't know if he had like performance anxiety I don't know what the fuck happened seriously but it was like that was the place where he knew that he could get off like the pride and true you know And if we tried anything else, he would be way too in his head and definitely wouldn't be able to get off another way. You know what it means so I think it was just a lot of. Weirdness just awareness and we didn't talk about it cause it's awkward I don't even know, man I don't even know there was something else I was gonna say about this Oh I don't know I feel like sex was not like I feel like he didn't want anything in return with sex and it was all just about Giving to the other person and he was like someone in his head about not being able to do that in a way that they wanted or I wanted so he just couldn't do it if that makes sense and honestly like if he's used to having to turn to threesomes and stuff then like maybe I get it like you know the focus isn't solely on you So like, yeah maybe maybe I get it then I don't know But also, there was another thing I was gonna say I don't know yeah he didn't like anything done to him And at least he told me and when I've tried like no like you know, I get two in my head about that like what are we talking about? I'm so confused. I'm getting confused. Thinking about it. Just very fucking weird things. I don't know I don't know
[2026-04-28 17:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, like I don't I mean, I don't know what in my head means like it could mean so many different things but like So here's what I think you already know we've talked about this about the whole maybe he's not actually like actually just gay and can't get off with a woman anymore But like even if he was if he was a giver, and it was all about giving and it being you getting pleasure then you would think he'd be open to doing different things that like you want to do right like I don't know like All of that really seriously leads me to believe that it's a sexual preference thing Because I mean, and you know, we said that it's definitely it's definitely him like that's not means which I think you are understand now after crazy It's just so like different and I really like really a lot of And not to make fun or anything, but just I guess it's my voyeurism Like I'm not About it She's very interesting. It's just like I wanna know what it is. What's up? Yeah Yeah I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people
[2026-04-28 17:28:00] Sam Willis: I’m not desirable 😭😭
[2026-04-28 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Heh, ok I’m glad you find me desirable lol
[2026-04-28 17:29:00] Sam Willis: But yea HE doesn’t find me desirable
[2026-04-28 17:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have you not been listening to anything I've said to you like ever since I've known you you are ridiculous. You are so fucking desirable. You're objectively hot come on get out of here that shit
[2026-04-28 17:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Right he doesn't because he's a gay. It's not because you're undesirable. It's because you're OK so sure you are undesirable to a gay sure.
[2026-04-28 17:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad we’ve actually had sex though so you can know for sure that you desire me
[2026-04-28 17:30:00] Sam Willis: But, even the gays should want me. Sigh lol
[2026-04-28 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Now I just really want to have sex with you 🫠
[2026-04-28 17:33:00] Dave: How does the 9-13th sound? 😏
[2026-04-28 17:33:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!!
[2026-04-28 17:33:00] Dave: If you’re still into me in June that is
[2026-04-28 17:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh shut up
[2026-04-28 17:34:00] Sam Willis: let me look at my calendar and shit when I get home
[2026-04-28 17:34:00] Sam Willis: So a Tuesday through Saturday?
[2026-04-28 17:39:00] Sam Willis: For a conference? Isn’t the Saturday weird?
[2026-04-28 17:39:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-04-28 17:39:00] Sam Willis: 🤨
[2026-04-28 17:39:00] Dave: Friday’s the last day, fly home Saturday
[2026-04-28 17:40:00] Dave: I’ve done it half a dozen times
[2026-04-28 17:41:00] Sam Willis: When did youuuuu used to go to conferences
[2026-04-28 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Also yes that timing works great! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
[2026-04-28 17:42:00] Dave: 2012-2019
[2026-04-28 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!
[2026-04-28 17:42:00] Dave: Eeeeee!!
[2026-04-28 17:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-28 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Yay! I won something!
[2026-04-28 19:17:00] Dave: Good job baby
[2026-04-28 19:23:00] Sam Willis: A new dog sticker for my water bottle-woo hoo! 🤪
[2026-04-28 19:23:00] Sam Willis: Love that stuff.
[2026-04-28 19:26:00] Sam Willis: I just killed a pigeon!!! Ahhh omg I feel so so so bad
[2026-04-28 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Damnit!!!!
[2026-04-28 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Its wings hit my windshield. I saw him flop to the ground! 😭😭😭😭
[2026-04-28 19:31:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-04-28 19:31:00] Dave: And lol
[2026-04-28 20:34:00] Dave: Whatcha up to baby?
[2026-04-28 20:34:00] Dave: How are you feeling?
[2026-04-28 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Starting walk #2
[2026-04-28 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Listening to murder
[2026-04-28 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Workout was good. Glad I went 🙄
[2026-04-28 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Otherwise I’m just prepping for my interview tomorrow
[2026-04-28 20:37:00] Sam Willis: How are you?
[2026-04-28 20:41:00] Dave: Pretty good. Tired. I started watching that flds docuseries… I forget the name but it has that eccentric lady and her husband who moved to and flds community to help and started exposing some guy who said he was the new prophet. I feel like it’s the one you watched recently
[2026-04-28 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Yaasssss!!
[2026-04-28 20:43:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t made you watch that yet??? lol
[2026-04-28 20:43:00] Dave: Funny thing is… that guy was on one of those body cam true from shows I watch lol
[2026-04-28 20:45:00] Sam Willis: The false prophet?!!!
[2026-04-28 20:45:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-04-28 20:45:00] Sam Willis: I love that!
[2026-04-28 20:45:00] Sam Willis: He’s a fucking nasty
[2026-04-28 21:04:00] Sam Willis: You heading to bed soon?
[2026-04-28 21:09:00] Dave: I’m crazy tired actually
[2026-04-28 21:09:00] Dave: I’ve been yarning nonstop for the last 30 mins
[2026-04-28 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Wonder what has you so tired?
[2026-04-28 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Get some sleep. I love you! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-04-28 21:10:00] Dave: Don’t rush me bitch
[2026-04-28 21:10:00] Sam Willis: In the words of you earlier…”woooooowwww”
[2026-04-28 21:12:00] Dave: Hahaha it just seemed funny how you were hmmm wonder why you’re so tired, k night byyye
[2026-04-28 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Well I don’t want to keep you!!
[2026-04-28 21:15:00] Dave: Oh please. 1. You never keep me.. if I want to go, I go. And more importantly, 2. It’s always a pleasure talking to you love 😘
[2026-04-28 21:21:00] Dave: Ok babydoll, nooooow I’m going to bed 😜
[2026-04-28 21:21:00] Dave: I love you and I can’t wait to talk to YOU tomorrow
[2026-04-28 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Byeeeee. You’re the best! Sweet dreams!
[2026-04-28 21:28:00] Dave: You’re the best!

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DAY OVERVIEW Tuesday, April 28th. The mood started with a playful morning, shifted into a sexually charged midday, and settled into a tender and reflective evening. The most defining moment was Sam sharing her past sexual experiences and the emotional impact they had on her, leading to a vulnerable conversation about desire and desirability.

TOPIC INVENTORY

Bank Interview
Sam discusses her upcoming interview with Midland Bank, expressing concerns about their history of accounting errors and the sudden departure of key personnel. She is intrigued by the challenge and the potential to help clean up the mess, despite the risks.
Emotional register: Anxious, curious, determined.
Notable quote: "I want my name attached to it as part of the clean up."
Quinn's Eating Disorder
Sam shares her worries about her friend Quinn's likely bulimia, describing his behavior and the unsuccessful attempts to address it. She is concerned about his health and the lack of support he's receiving.
Emotional register: Concerned, frustrated, helpless.
Notable quote: "The dude needs help honestly, like a lot of help."
Tea (Gossip)
The term "tea" is used to refer to juicy gossip, such as the drama at the bank and personal experiences. It's a playful way to describe the sharing of interesting, often dramatic, information.
Emotional register: Playful, amused, gossipy.
Notable phrase: "The tea is the drama. It's the juice. It's the good stuff."
Radio Habits
Sam and Dave discuss their shared habit of turning down the volume on the radio while driving, especially in heavy traffic, which they find cute and relatable.
Emotional register: Cute, relatable, amused.
Notable phrase: "I am one Hundo that person."
Sam's Sadness
Sam expresses feeling sad and unable to pinpoint the reason, possibly influenced by listening to Noah's music. She is also upset about no one wanting to go to his concert.
Emotional register: Sad, introspective, longing.
Notable phrase: "Fucking Noah, man. God, he's really a downer sometimes."
Spotify Audiobooks
Sam discovers that Spotify offers audiobooks for free, which she is excited to explore. Dave also offers to provide access to audiobooks.
Emotional register: Excited, curious.
Notable phrase: "I guess I should take a break from my murder podcasts..."
Workout and Fatness
Sam expresses her reluctance to go to the workout class, feeling "fat" and hating the experience. Dave reassures her and looks forward to them being "fat and naked" together.
Emotional register: Reluctant, self-deprecating, affectionate.
Notable phrase: "Ugh, 5 of us will be there. Hating life."
Dick Size and Desirability
A detailed discussion about the importance of dick size, with Sam preferring larger ones, not due to physical pleasure but as a preference, and Dave discussing the emotional and physical aspects of sexual desire.
Emotional register: Vulnerable, defensive, playful, curious.
Notable phrase: "Your dick is so perfect. And so perfect for my mouth."
Christian's Sexual Past
Sam shares a vulnerable admission about her past boyfriend Christian, who bragged about his extensive sexual history, leading to her feeling undesirable when he couldn't perform.
Emotional register: Vulnerable, embarrassed, defensive, supportive.
Notable phrase: "I'm the problem. How else am I supposed to think?"
Future Plans and Desirability
- Dave reassures Sam about her desirability, and they discuss future plans to meet, including a conference in June, which Sam is excited about.
- Emotional register: Reassuring, excited, affectionate.
- Notable phrase: "I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT

Dave and Sam discuss their sexual preferences and experiences, with a focus on the importance of compatibility and mutual pleasure. They express a strong desire to see each other, with Dave teasing Sam about the timing of their next meeting.
Dave is explicit about his attraction to Sam, calling her "objectively hot" and desirable. He reassures her about her attractiveness, despite her insecurities. They discuss Sam's past partner's inability to perform, which had a significant emotional impact on her.
They also talk about the potential physical pleasure of larger dick sizes, with Sam expressing a preference and Dave discussing the emotional and physical aspects of sexual desire.
Sam expresses a desire to have sex with Dave again, and they plan their next meeting, with Dave teasing her about the timing.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS

Sam takes the lead in discussing her concerns about the bank interview and Quinn's eating disorder, while Dave provides supportive feedback and reassurances.
The conversation shifts as they discuss their shared radio habits, with a playful and affectionate dynamic. Sam expresses her sadness, and Dave offers comfort, showing a caring and supportive side.
Dave leads the conversation about their future plans, with a teasing and affectionate tone. He reassures Sam about her desirability, and they discuss their past and present experiences with a vulnerable and supportive dynamic.
The relationship is characterized by a strong emotional connection, with both individuals expressing their feelings openly and supporting each other through various topics. There is a sense of intimacy and understanding, with moments of vulnerability and reassurance.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE

"I want my name attached to it as part of the clean up" — Sam, expressing her desire to be a part of the bank's recovery process.
"The tea is the drama. It's the juice. It's the good stuff" — Sam, referring to gossip and interesting stories.
"I am one Hundo that person" — Sam, describing herself in relation to her radio habit.
"Fucking Noah, man. God, he's really a downer sometimes" — Sam, discussing her feelings about a musician's music.
"I guess I should take a break from my murder podcasts..." — Sam, considering a change in her listening habits.
"Ugh, 5 of us will be there. Hating life" — Sam, expressing her reluctance to go to the workout class.
"Your dick is so perfect. And so perfect for my mouth" — Sam, expressing her physical desires.
"I'm the problem. How else am I supposed to think?" — Sam, reflecting on her past experiences and feelings of inadequacy.
"I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people" — Dave, supporting Sam in discussing her past experiences.
"I love you and I can't wait to talk to YOU tomorrow" — Dave, expressing his affection and eagerness to continue their conversation.

CONTINUITY HOOKS

The bank interview and Quinn's eating disorder are ongoing concerns for Sam, which may be discussed further in the future.
The discovery of Spotify audiobooks and the offer of free audiobooks from Dave may lead to more discussions about reading and listening habits.
The planning of their future meeting, including the conference in June, will be a significant focus of their upcoming conversations.
The emotional threads from their discussion about past relationships and desirability are left open, with potential for further exploration and reassurance.

MOOD MAP Anxious curiosity → Playful amusement → Sad introspection → Vulnerable sharing → Reassuring affection

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Messages exchanged

375

64 more; previous average 311.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

29

1 fewer; previous average 30.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	151 · 40%	224 · 60%
Average reply time	2m 46s	54s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 33% shorter; previous average 4m 7s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Sam Willis: 60% shorter; previous average 2m 15s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 11m 36s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Message volume: 64 more; previous average 311.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Dave's average reply time: 33% shorter; previous average 4m 7s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 375 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update74 · 20%

Humor60 · 16%

Frustration48 · 13%

Vulnerability31 · 8%

Affection30 · 8%

All other signals

Emotional support23 · 6%

Checking in22 · 6%

Excitement18 · 5%

Disagreement15 · 4%

Appreciation12 · 3%

Deep sharing9 · 2%

Encouragement8 · 2%

Flirting8 · 2%

Planning5 · 1%

Sexting5 · 1%

Boundary setting4 · 1%

Request4 · 1%

Passive aggression2 · 1%

Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (39), Humor (25), Frustration (19), Affection (14), Emotional support (12)
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Sam Willis: Humor (44), Status update (40), Frustration (32), Vulnerability (29), Affection (16)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

367 of 375 messages (97.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	151 / 151	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	216 / 222	97.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.81
Appreciation	0.74
Boundary setting	0.73
Checking in	0.68
Deep sharing	0.71
Disagreement	0.66
Emotional support	0.77
Encouragement	0.72
Excitement	0.74
Flirting	0.82
Frustration	0.73
Humor	0.70
Passive aggression	0.57
Planning	0.69
Request	0.65
Sexting	0.90
Status update	0.63
Unmet need	0.53
Vulnerability	0.65

Model: unknown
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-11 23:06:29
Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

30 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.81

[2026-04-28 09:15:00 PM] Dave

Oh please. 1. You never keep me.. if I want to go, I go. And more importantly, 2. It’s always a pleasure talking to you love 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Get some sleep. I love you! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:21:00 PM] Dave

I love you and I can’t wait to talk to YOU tomorrow

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love that!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:18:00 PM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have you not been listening to anything I've said to you like ever since I've known you you are ridiculous. You are so fucking desirable. You're objectively hot come on get out of here that shit

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thanks baby

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Oh for sure!

Score: 0.86 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:17:00 PM] Dave

Good job baby

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:45:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe 🥰🥰🥰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good morning handsome!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your dick is so perfect. 🤤 and so perfect for my mouth.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also yes that timing works great! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:34:00 PM] Dave

Whatcha up to baby?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:31:00 PM] Dave

Awwwe

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. 5 of us will be there. Hating life. Godddd

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lover

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

All you 🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m glad we’ve actually had sex though so you can know for sure that you desire me

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:02:00 PM] Dave

For real though, I’m sorry you’re feeling down sweetie 😕

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh I cannot wait to have you inside of me again 🥵

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Love that stuff.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:39:00 AM] Dave

You’re so cute

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:44:00 PM] Dave

And just to be clear, I’m totally comfortable with mine and believe you love it as much as you say you do 😌

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

🥰🥰

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your dick isn’t little!!! 🤬🤬

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lover This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s perfectly large

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:18:00 PM] Dave

Bless your heart

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:27:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, like I don't I mean, I don't know what in my head means like it could mean so many different things but like So here's what I think you already know we've talked about this about the whole maybe he's not actually really by his like actually just gay and can't get off with a woman anymore But like even if he was if he was a giver, and it was all about giving and it being you getting pleasure then you would think he'd be open to doing different things that like you want to do right like I don't know like All of that really seriously leads me to believe that it's a sexual preference thing Because I mean, and you know, we said that it's definitely it's definitely him like that's not you by any means which I think you are understand now after crazy It's just so like different and I really like really a lot of And not to make fun or anything, but just I guess it's my voyeurism Like I'm not About it She's very interesting. It's just like I wanna know what it is. What's up? Yeah Yeah I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Appreciation

13 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-28 09:28:00 PM] Dave

You’re the best!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re just the best

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well this one is in addition to the one above my lip. I appreciate you having a sympathy pimple for me. You need to get 2 lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:02:00 PM] Dave

And thanks for sharing your vulnerability

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Byeeeee. You’re the best! Sweet dreams!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:48:00 PM] Dave

THANK you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:17:00 PM] Dave

Ok, “large” might be a stretch… but I appreciate it 🤭🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

All you 🥵

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:15:00 AM] Dave

Oh shit!! That’s some pretty interesting insight about the company..

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:35:00 PM] Dave

Yeah it was actually pretty good. But I’d rather be eating cheesecake.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

But he’s a national treasure

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thank God

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:36:00 PM] Dave

I definitely enjoy them lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Boundary setting

4 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I WILL come back

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Stop talking about him that way!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Don’t rush me bitch

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well I don’t want to keep you!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Checking in

25 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.68

[2026-04-28 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

How are you?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:34:00 PM] Dave

How are you feeling?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bad storms coming your way again?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

You heading to bed soon?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Hello, how is the office see I'm like is there something going on this week? Why is traffic so weird not that I'm complaining about it, but I kinda have FOMO of like the rest of the world is taking time off what the hell man But actually, I haven't looked at how traffic is today hopefully it's not bad because I have a meeting in one hour and five minutes Just left my house, so we'll see Anyway, it's gonna ask how if you're sore from the run yesterday or if you feel totally normal And also OK so I have some tea on that Midland Bank that I'm interviewing with tomorrow so I was asking Claude to like help me prepare so it just like gave me first like a rundown OK, very interesting They in 2025 they're external audit found that they had made. They mean the bank had made significant accounting errors and how they were accounting for loans and so basically they said that that the financial statements from like the past three years or something we're no longer reliable. They gave them a material weakness over their internal controls then so that was last year. They were late filing their annual report. They then had a file like an NRM report later on in the year and then this February that Director of the audit position left in March the CFO got fired like what is happening over there so Sorry, take a drink. This did not get brought up by Dan Casey by the way does that name sounds so much like a radio DJ's name like I swear to God there's a Dan Casey on the radio somewhere but anyway. He didn't mention any of this shit he said they were gonna have time of Rebuilding because of some loans, but it didn't sound like it was like some internal fucking accounting errors. It sounded like it was like economic shit anyway so Yeah So it's like first I've had this shit happen They don't have an eternal audit department. What is this director of audit person do I don't know man and then it's like what what is this person expected to do now that there's all these internal control problems Anyway, that was some tea Going on Quinn 100% has disorder and I don't know how Christian doesn't see it but it is like very. I have been noticing like at least disordered eating for a long time now I just suspect he's straight up bulimic so he's lost like a fucked ton of weight I mentioned. And just in the past Six months and He's always sick throwing up OK well I cannot tell you how many times he says that he's thrown up because he's sick no I think it's like straight up fucking bulimia so yesterday I get home from work and Quinn still at some school thing and Christian said I'm making tacos. Quinn doesn't want to eat anything because he says that he's gained a lot of weight. OK, that's like red flag number fucking one and I'm like what and he's like. Yeah I know something like he just you know he doesn't you know he feels like he's fat he's gained some weight. I'm like OK whatever so then Quinn gets home. We're eating tacos sure enough Quinn does eat end up eating. And ate I don't even know how many whatever OK good I thought it cut me off. I'm my God dammit you bitch anyway OK so then we got all those cheesecakes you know so then later on everything's fine y'all like Quinn comes downstairs and he grabs his cheesecake and. He goes oh my God I can't wait to like dive into this blah blah and I said just so you know like you don't need to eat this all in one setting I'm like cause I know you and you end up your stomach ends up getting upset like this is a lot like you don't need to eat this all once and then Kygo's were throwing up last night by the way and he's like I don't think so. She's like I'm pretty sure I heard you throw up he goes. I don't know. He's like I just threw up about 30 minutes ago though from all the dinner I'm like what do you mean you threw up dinner? He's like well I just over ate and I'm like and now you're gonna eat a cheesecake. And he's like oh yeah, I guess that probably is a bad idea. I said why are you throwing up your dinner? And he's just like I just over eight and I'm like OK well if you over eat tacos then like this is not gonna make your stomach so good to eat this cheesecake what the fuck is going on the dude needs help honestly like a lot of help so anyway Yeah, not good not good at all and I don't know how to deal with adults or kids I have eating disorders. I have no idea, but I know the kid needs to get therapy. Anyway, all right what else do I have to tell you I don't know I'm gonna try to go to fucking stupid ass workout class at 4:30 today. We'll see how that goes. Steven is on his way or he's leaving today to go to New York City for some packs of shit so then tomorrow he'll be in New York City all day, so that's good. Have some canceled meetings. But who knows what all their bullshit today has to bring Anyway, all right bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

What have you been trying to spell? I couldn’t hear you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:55:00 PM] Dave

Maybe it’s because you’ve been listening to Noah…

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:46:00 PM] Dave

I don’t think so

Score: 0.71 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Wonder what has you so tired?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:50:00 PM] Dave

Why don’t you like lover?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea I’m worried about Quinn.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Dave

If you’re still into me in June that is

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:56:00 PM] Dave

Yeah for sure. I get that too

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Dave

What’s up?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

You are all over the place 😂😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I guessssss I should take a break from my murder podcasts every once in awhile to listen to an audio book

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you ever feel like your head is too heavy for your neck?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m blah today

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

I WAS just listening to him about 20 min ago. Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

For a conference? Isn’t the Saturday weird?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

When did youuuuu used to go to conferences

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok soooo I get that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Gay?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:46:00 PM] Dave

Like, physically?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:36:00 AM] Dave

Ok… what is this tea you’re talking about?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Deep sharing

9 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-28 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not ALWAYS sad. Mostly he’s just super nostalgic. Which I also happen to be.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I mean, I don't know about your experience in high school and like you know early 20s but like back then it was definitely more of a how many people slept like it was and like I don't know about men, but like women were supposed to like know their number, and God forbid it was like you know And even anything double digits and I was like oh God anyway but like nobody talks about that shit anymore whenever you're like our age and I just yell like I don't know so anyway, so I haven't really talked about it in forever And then Christian and I had just started dating we like just like we had like just started sleeping with each other and it came up one night and he told me that I don't know if he's in he's gotta be like every single freaking instance of oral sex too, but even then, and I can't remember his number, but it was jaw dropping I want to say it was in the 200s or 300s and like

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK so we had like 200 300 and like I literally might my jaw literally did drop whenever you told me I remember this vividly remember exactly where we were blah blah blah and I was just thinking like I didn't need to know that I don't think I think I'm good with other information of and you know like he could see like the shock on my face and he was just like well you know like I used to have a lot of threesomes and you don't know. I'm thinking about this God it's been so long since he and I have talked about sex because I used to hear all the time about how much sex he had and how he used to be such a whore in his 20s blah blah blah and like yeah I just goes to show like fuck we haven't talked. It's been like a year. Anyway, so that's you know a thing that I hear within the first month of dating and then you know you fast forward like not too long after that I'm probably six months to a year later if even that and you know the dude like can't even stay hard while he's having sex with me and I'm like That just fucked me up like and I know we've already talked about the whole like him being controlling and I think we've talked about the whole like him just like losing it in the middle of us having sex, but whenever you talk about how much sex you've had with people in the past and then all of a sudden you can't even like finish having sex with me that totally is like I'm the problem like, how else am I supposed to think so I think that by him even ever telling me Is the stupid number and like all this stuff it made are like sexual disconnect like even worse in my brain does that make sense?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:27:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, like I don't I mean, I don't know what in my head means like it could mean so many different things but like So here's what I think you already know we've talked about this about the whole maybe he's not actually really by his like actually just gay and can't get off with a woman anymore But like even if he was if he was a giver, and it was all about giving and it being you getting pleasure then you would think he'd be open to doing different things that like you want to do right like I don't know like All of that really seriously leads me to believe that it's a sexual preference thing Because I mean, and you know, we said that it's definitely it's definitely him like that's not you by any means which I think you are understand now after crazy It's just so like different and I really like really a lot of And not to make fun or anything, but just I guess it's my voyeurism Like I'm not About it She's very interesting. It's just like I wanna know what it is. What's up? Yeah Yeah I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:01:00 PM] Dave

Oh wow! Yeah you’ve told me both of those things (not that he would brag about being such a whore or whatever) but I never really put together how one affected the other. That makes a lot of sense actually.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:42:00 PM] Dave

Trust me, I’ve spent enough years on r/sex reading women’s accounts of sexual experiences to know what’s up 🤔

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

You know…also based on my experience with 100s of men…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Right! So the tea is the noun!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So it was always him he would say he would always blame it on himself. I've been drinking too much. I'm chilling my head. Those were the two big things and a lot of times it was that I'm too. I'm too in my head. I think he has like a position which is just normal missionary and. He has to mentally Be in the mentally and physically being in the same spot so then he can he knows he can get off in this position and in this pace and he's always talks about how he's a giver it's not about him You and so I don't know if he had like performance anxiety I don't know what the fuck happened seriously but it was like that was the place where he knew that he could get off like the pride and true you know And if we tried anything else, he would be way too in his head and definitely wouldn't be able to get off another way. You know what it means so I think it was just a lot of. Weirdness just awareness and we didn't talk about it cause it's awkward I don't even know, man I don't even know there was something else I was gonna say about this Oh I don't know I feel like sex was not like I feel like he didn't want anything in return with sex and it was all just about Giving to the other person and he was like someone in his head about not being able to do that in a way that they wanted or I wanted so he just couldn't do it if that makes sense and honestly like if he's used to having to turn to threesomes and stuff then like maybe I get it like you know the focus isn't solely on you So like, yeah maybe maybe I get it then I don't know But also, there was another thing I was gonna say I don't know yeah he didn't like anything done to him And at least he told me and when I've tried like no like you know, I get two in my head about that like what are we talking about? I'm so confused. I'm getting confused. Thinking about it. Just very fucking weird things. I don't know I don't know

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Disagreement

17 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-28 05:39:00 PM] Dave

Nah

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sure but the opposite side of that is that sometimes larger dicks can be painful for some women

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

To see those animals of course

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Two can play at this

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmm I doubt it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sometimes it’s not about the stretching

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Absolutely not even close

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

No?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your dick isn’t little!!! 🤬🤬

Score: 0.67 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:54:00 PM] Dave

I kind of feel the same way about “partner”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:39:00 PM] Dave

Oh for sure. But vaginas can stretch to accommodate. Dicks can’t expand lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Never again

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bitch, I’ve been to Dallas a few times to see you. Don’t even

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nope

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: And another thing The project might be fun yeah sure But do you want your name associated with someplace that has people high up getting fired for fucked up audit stuff like at a bank with potential fraud I don't know next person that does AI research on that place might see Sam Willis came in Was hired directly after the guy they got fired and she left earlier because you know if you get in there and find out it's full of fucking front then you leave you know what I'm saying like it could be could be anything

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:10:00 PM] Dave

Who tf knows

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

I thought everyone said this

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Emotional support

23 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.77

[2026-04-28 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Its wings hit my windshield. I saw him flop to the ground! 😭😭😭😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Get some sleep. I love you! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:02:00 PM] Dave

And thanks for sharing your vulnerability

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:31:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, this is definitely not a test And there's no reason for you to feel dumb about not having done research on like a fucking call that you got like basically out of the blue for an interview. It's totally understandable that you come back for the official interview and then you have would've done some research like there's nothing wrong with like. That chain at all

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:51:00 PM] Dave

Well I mean, your stance on condoms may give me pause if we’re talking 100s lolol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK I MISS YOU AND IM SORRY AND I DONT EVER WANT TO FIGHT AGAIN!!!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just killed a pigeon!!! Ahhh omg I feel so so so bad

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

But yea HE doesn’t find me desirable

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:02:00 PM] Dave

For real though, I’m sorry you’re feeling down sweetie 😕

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have you not been listening to anything I've said to you like ever since I've known you you are ridiculous. You are so fucking desirable. You're objectively hot come on get out of here that shit

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Also, also, though even though my talking to him last week was not planned, I should have still like researched this before he called me like so now I filled up That pisses me off maybe this was a test and I fucking failed it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:04:00 PM] Dave

You’ll feel good after though

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Right he doesn't because he's a gay. It's not because you're undesirable. It's because you're OK so sure you are undesirable to a gay sure.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:23:00 PM] Dave

A beautiful , wonderful mess 🥰

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:05:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait until we can be fat together 🥰

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

I have one in my nose too!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I mean, I don't know about your experience in high school and like you know early 20s but like back then it was definitely more of a how many people slept like it was and like I don't know about men, but like women were supposed to like know their number, and God forbid it was like you know And even anything double digits and I was like oh God anyway but like nobody talks about that shit anymore whenever you're like our age and I just yell like I don't know so anyway, so I haven't really talked about it in forever And then Christian and I had just started dating we like just like we had like just started sleeping with each other and it came up one night and he told me that I don't know if he's in he's gotta be like every single freaking instance of oral sex too, but even then, and I can't remember his number, but it was jaw dropping I want to say it was in the 200s or 300s and like

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:30:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, it sounds like there's definitely some shit happening with that place. I would stay the fuck away from that. Cause it sounds like they're seeing you with all your big bank experience in Schwab and professional services and All that miracle yeah she can come in here and fix this place right up But yeah, I would love to know where it has gone on there. I think you should go in there and like since I mean, you don't really want the job like anyway right cause you know of where things are at like I think I think we kind of come to that conclusion right or you would kind of come back conclusion. That is probably not like the best fit, but You should totally go in there and just like use it as a confidence building tool go in there cause you know that you've got nothing to lose. If you don't really care about the job either way I mean, even if you do care about the job, you should still go in and like. Grill them about that shit I mean And you know, realistically, that might've been working in your favor because You being assertive and you know upfront, and Frank with them about that being concerning and like demanding some answers is probably what they're looking for and you know Director of audit right so I think you should totally go in here and grill them Yeah, so anyway there's that and then also the Eating disorder that that does sound pretty wax so did A&W eating veggie cheesecake and like throws up from eating like unless you go make yourself throw up all right like I've never eaten too much and then throw up because I ate too much and I've ate a lot before

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sounds sooooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:24:00 PM] Dave

Omg!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Still… wow

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

They deserve love. But from someone else.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK so we had like 200 300 and like I literally might my jaw literally did drop whenever you told me I remember this vividly remember exactly where we were blah blah blah and I was just thinking like I didn't need to know that I don't think I think I'm good with other information of and you know like he could see like the shock on my face and he was just like well you know like I used to have a lot of threesomes and you don't know. I'm thinking about this God it's been so long since he and I have talked about sex because I used to hear all the time about how much sex he had and how he used to be such a whore in his 20s blah blah blah and like yeah I just goes to show like fuck we haven't talked. It's been like a year. Anyway, so that's you know a thing that I hear within the first month of dating and then you know you fast forward like not too long after that I'm probably six months to a year later if even that and you know the dude like can't even stay hard while he's having sex with me and I'm like That just fucked me up like and I know we've already talked about the whole like him being controlling and I think we've talked about the whole like him just like losing it in the middle of us having sex, but whenever you talk about how much sex you've had with people in the past and then all of a sudden you can't even like finish having sex with me that totally is like I'm the problem like, how else am I supposed to think so I think that by him even ever telling me Is the stupid number and like all this stuff it made are like sexual disconnect like even worse in my brain does that make sense?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Encouragement

8 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.72

[2026-04-28 04:47:00 PM] Dave

It’s ok. You can admit it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:07:00 PM] Dave

You feel soooo good 🤤

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:47:00 PM] Dave

Maybe it’s your luscious thick hair

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.646
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:16:00 AM] Dave

You should totally ask them about all that shit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:58:00 PM] Dave

So maybe you could be happy for him 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:16:00 PM] Dave

Praaaaise her

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:30:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, it sounds like there's definitely some shit happening with that place. I would stay the fuck away from that. Cause it sounds like they're seeing you with all your big bank experience in Schwab and professional services and All that miracle yeah she can come in here and fix this place right up But yeah, I would love to know where it has gone on there. I think you should go in there and like since I mean, you don't really want the job like anyway right cause you know of where things are at like I think I think we kind of come to that conclusion right or you would kind of come back conclusion. That is probably not like the best fit, but You should totally go in there and just like use it as a confidence building tool go in there cause you know that you've got nothing to lose. If you don't really care about the job either way I mean, even if you do care about the job, you should still go in and like. Grill them about that shit I mean And you know, realistically, that might've been working in your favor because You being assertive and you know upfront, and Frank with them about that being concerning and like demanding some answers is probably what they're looking for and you know Director of audit right so I think you should totally go in here and grill them Yeah, so anyway there's that and then also the Eating disorder that that does sound pretty wax so did A&W eating veggie cheesecake and like throws up from eating like unless you go make yourself throw up all right like I've never eaten too much and then throw up because I ate too much and I've ate a lot before

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Maybe they need YOU to fix their shit system

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Excitement

19 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-28 08:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yaasssss!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yay! I won something!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

A new dog sticker for my water bottle-woo hoo! 🤪

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

LOOK AT HOW FUN

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:42:00 PM] Dave

Eeeeee!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Eeeeee!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Broooo someone has a side hustle where they are using copilot to make images and then SELLING THEM FOR MONEY!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I saw that last night, I was like oh there’s some TEA!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahhh!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

I low key get a little excited though

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

I MIGHT

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:43:00 AM] Dave

Yeah I’m following now 😉

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Dave

Woooooow

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I went and got another Greek salad and god it looks SO GOOD

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:49:00 PM] Dave

100s?! God damn!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:52:00 PM] Dave

Yeah does look pretty awesome

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just learned that Spotify has audio books FOR FREE

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m glad we’ve actually had sex though so you can know for sure that you desire me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:53:00 PM] Dave

Oooh ok!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Flirting

8 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.82

[2026-04-28 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I just really want to have sex with you 🫠

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh I cannot wait to have you inside of me again 🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.996
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your dick is so perfect. 🤤 and so perfect for my mouth.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Would you still be my long distance lover

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

No but you have a large, delicious, perfect cock

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:17:00 PM] Dave

Ok, “large” might be a stretch… but I appreciate it 🤭🥰

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Dave

How does the 9-13th sound? 😏

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:21:00 PM] Dave

Ok babydoll, nooooow I’m going to bed 😜

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Frustration

51 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-28 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

ooooook, yea we are definitely fighting

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ummmm what the actual fuck

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I've been playing around with Claude prepping for this interview bullshit tomorrow and they just told me that Rick makes more in a week like total compensation than the CEO and the other executives at this other bank bank in a whole year What the fuck disgusting

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Right?! Grrrr that pisses me off

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

No doubt. Disgusting

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Damnit. Cut me off

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:47:00 AM] Dave

We’re fighting now fyi 😤

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:54:00 AM] Dave

I said… HMPH Sent with Slam

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:55:00 AM] Dave

That’s an awfully weird and incorrect way to spell “I’m sorry”…

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:51:00 AM] Dave

You and I

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Basically a gambling site. Like why is this not blocked This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:55:00 PM] Dave

wtf is wrong with people bro

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Basically a gambling site. Like why is this not blocked

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

This guy has visited a horse gambling site over 800 times in just 3 months. Like WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON A SCHWAB COMPUTER

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Dave

That’s ridiculous

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t wanna go work outttttt

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t ever do that again!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bitch, I’ve been to Dallas a few times to see you. Don’t even

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, I got that slightly wrong. Rick makes more a weak than all of the sea speed or whatever at the smaller bank makes a year except for the CEO in the CFO if you take them out then yeah Rick makes more in a week than like the rest of the people like the sis, so the chief officer all those people make in a year. Disgusting Rick made like 19 million last year cool cool we can't even get training approved for like $200. What the fuck?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fucking Noah, man

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

No. That’s rage.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:52:00 AM] Dave

Because I switch to teams during a meeting and see “booking my next trip to Dallas…” Only to find out later when I was able to open the chat that you ARENT actually booking your next trip to Dallas.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Goddddddddddddddd

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s a fucking nasty

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.93
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Dave

Hmph

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well I don’t want to keep you!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:05:00 PM] Dave

wtf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

And Jeff doesn’t want it blocked

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

They are so dumb

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:56:00 PM] Dave

Because boyfriend sounds juvenile

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. Like who the fuck is trying to gamble on a Schwab computer

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

When you aren’t married or engaged and you’re my age, it sometimes sounds like a more mature of a relationship than just a “boyfriend”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

what is HAPPENING

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sorry didn't pick up all that music. I guess I was right by the speaker and that café did some walk. Bulimia is the word I was trying to spell and I can't fucking do it. There you go BULIN Probably not remember that I even tried like text to speech on my phone, but maybe it couldn't pick it up because of all this stupid Nickelback or whatever they're playing here

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m like eh fuck it. Whatevs lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:52:00 PM] Dave

That they’re dumb and you hate them

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Dave

Now you know how I felt when I realized you weren’t REALLY booking a trip to Dallas!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:54:00 PM] Dave

Is it because the fight you started?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmph

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: And another thing The project might be fun yeah sure But do you want your name associated with someplace that has people high up getting fired for fucked up audit stuff like at a bank with potential fraud I don't know next person that does AI research on that place might see Sam Willis came in Was hired directly after the guy they got fired and she left earlier because you know if you get in there and find out it's full of fucking front then you leave you know what I'm saying like it could be could be anything

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:09:00 PM] Dave

I’m crazy tired actually

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Even horse gambling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Making you sad is his goal though.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea it’s in pain lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

It is so cringe lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

My only thing with dick size is just micropeens. Like, I’m sorry, but I need to feel it.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Then stop calling it little!! HMPH

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll stay in that giraffe inn by MYSELF if I have to

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s exactly what it is. Forcing himself to throw up

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:02:00 PM] Dave

It’s just never enough for you is it…

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

That a dude could have a 10 inch dick, but if he’s a fucking asshole dipshit waste of space, then it doesn’t matter

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Humor

69 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-28 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

You are all over the place 😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

“Brooooo” “Duddeeee” 😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Dave

Hmmm… maybe. But this is the first time I’ve heard you just say “tea” lol.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lololol

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I hadn’t made you watch that yet??? lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:23:00 PM] Dave

A beautiful , wonderful mess 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:14:00 PM] Dave

It’s hilarious

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:16:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao. Omggggg

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao I’m totally kidding

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:43:00 PM] Dave

Funny thing is… that guy was on one of those body cam true from shows I watch lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:00:00 PM] Dave

Right. That’s why it’s a sympathy pimple

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

That not the right thing to say?

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

do you want to stay at a giraffe inn with me?

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you done being a brat?

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:24:00 PM] Dave

I’ll take my little dick and be juuuust fine thanks. 🙏

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Heh, ok I’m glad you find me desirable lol

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:50:00 PM] Dave

Even if you shaved it!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well this one is in addition to the one above my lip. I appreciate you having a sympathy pimple for me. You need to get 2 lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:25:00 PM] Dave

I’d probably just unalive myself if it was a micro 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

In the words of you earlier…”woooooowwww”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:55:00 PM] Dave

Like, big dog

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:36:00 PM] Dave

I definitely enjoy them lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao just re reading my texts

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:12:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha it just seemed funny how you were hmmm wonder why you’re so tired, k night byyye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:28:00 PM] Dave

I feel like it fits pretty well 😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea they’re like rocking out in the cafe lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I saw that last night, I was like oh there’s some TEA!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

God he’s really a downer sometimes 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is what happens when I live text you during a call

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

It is so cringe lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol shut up

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

That a dude could have a 10 inch dick, but if he’s a fucking asshole dipshit waste of space, then it doesn’t matter

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I’m sure there’s like an entire community of women that absolutely love micropeens This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I’m sure there’s like an entire community of women that absolutely love micropeens

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:30:00 PM] Dave

Here’s the thing about dick size that has to be acknowledged though…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:46:00 PM] Dave

But I mean… it is pretty little in the grand scheme of dicks

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:50:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, I know

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 07:31:00 PM] Dave

And lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Dave

Ok, I still haven’t even finished listening to your message lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

The tea is the drama

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

😝

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Or put my own spin on it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ppl are wild

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Gay?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

The false prophet?!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Like… audit his ass right there in the interview lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Choked? lol I thought it was delish?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh shut up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Update on my end. Traffic sucks lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:55:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Lmao… Dan Casey

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

😂😂

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh sorry didn't pick up all that music. I guess I was right by the speaker and that café did some walk. Bulimia is the word I was trying to spell and I can't fucking do it. There you go BULIN Probably not remember that I even tried like text to speech on my phone, but maybe it couldn't pick it up because of all this stupid Nickelback or whatever they're playing here

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

So green!! SO FETA-Y!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did you know that “hockey romance” is a genre

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Even with a Karen haircut?? Danggggg

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:42:00 PM] Dave

🤪

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

MY stance?!?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Passive aggression

4 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.57

[2026-04-28 02:01:00 PM] Dave

I’m sure someone else wants to be sad as much as you do

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Don’t rush me bitch

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:02:00 PM] Dave

It’s just never enough for you is it…

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

But

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Planning

6 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Dave

How does the 9-13th sound? 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

let me look at my calendar and shit when I get home

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

So a Tuesday through Saturday?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Workout was good. Glad I went 🙄

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:00:00 PM] Dave

Well keep working on it…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

A project might be fun though! But they just need to pay me more lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Request

5 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-28 02:17:00 PM] Dave

FYI I get all audiobooks for free if there’s something you want

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Help me do math what's a what percentage increase is 200,000 from 185,000 it's not even a 10% Not even 10% Yeah, I'd be like I'll do it for two And then still need to make sure I'm not at the top of the of the pay range so there's still room for a probability The tea I'm talking about is drama do not have you never heard the expression the tea spill the tea

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:36:00 AM] Dave

Ok… what is this tea you’re talking about?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.801
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

do you want to stay at a giraffe inn with me?

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

ALSO!!! I can’t get anyone to commit to going to his concert in stl and that’s just RUDE!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Sexting

5 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.90

[2026-04-28 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh I cannot wait to have you inside of me again 🥵

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your dick is so perfect. 🤤 and so perfect for my mouth.

Score: 0.93 | Confidence: 0.93
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I just really want to have sex with you 🫠

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 04:15:00 PM] Dave

I don’t have a hot, wet, tight pussy 🤔

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:21:00 PM] Dave

Ok babydoll, nooooow I’m going to bed 😜

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

Status update

79 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.63

[2026-04-28 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Hello, how is the office see I'm like is there something going on this week? Why is traffic so weird not that I'm complaining about it, but I kinda have FOMO of like the rest of the world is taking time off what the hell man But actually, I haven't looked at how traffic is today hopefully it's not bad because I have a meeting in one hour and five minutes Just left my house, so we'll see Anyway, it's gonna ask how if you're sore from the run yesterday or if you feel totally normal And also OK so I have some tea on that Midland Bank that I'm interviewing with tomorrow so I was asking Claude to like help me prepare so it just like gave me first like a rundown OK, very interesting They in 2025 they're external audit found that they had made. They mean the bank had made significant accounting errors and how they were accounting for loans and so basically they said that that the financial statements from like the past three years or something we're no longer reliable. They gave them a material weakness over their internal controls then so that was last year. They were late filing their annual report. They then had a file like an NRM report later on in the year and then this February that Director of the audit position left in March the CFO got fired like what is happening over there so Sorry, take a drink. This did not get brought up by Dan Casey by the way does that name sounds so much like a radio DJ's name like I swear to God there's a Dan Casey on the radio somewhere but anyway. He didn't mention any of this shit he said they were gonna have time of Rebuilding because of some loans, but it didn't sound like it was like some internal fucking accounting errors. It sounded like it was like economic shit anyway so Yeah So it's like first I've had this shit happen They don't have an eternal audit department. What is this director of audit person do I don't know man and then it's like what what is this person expected to do now that there's all these internal control problems Anyway, that was some tea Going on Quinn 100% has disorder and I don't know how Christian doesn't see it but it is like very. I have been noticing like at least disordered eating for a long time now I just suspect he's straight up bulimic so he's lost like a fucked ton of weight I mentioned. And just in the past Six months and He's always sick throwing up OK well I cannot tell you how many times he says that he's thrown up because he's sick no I think it's like straight up fucking bulimia so yesterday I get home from work and Quinn still at some school thing and Christian said I'm making tacos. Quinn doesn't want to eat anything because he says that he's gained a lot of weight. OK, that's like red flag number fucking one and I'm like what and he's like. Yeah I know something like he just you know he doesn't you know he feels like he's fat he's gained some weight. I'm like OK whatever so then Quinn gets home. We're eating tacos sure enough Quinn does eat end up eating. And ate I don't even know how many whatever OK good I thought it cut me off. I'm my God dammit you bitch anyway OK so then we got all those cheesecakes you know so then later on everything's fine y'all like Quinn comes downstairs and he grabs his cheesecake and. He goes oh my God I can't wait to like dive into this blah blah and I said just so you know like you don't need to eat this all in one setting I'm like cause I know you and you end up your stomach ends up getting upset like this is a lot like you don't need to eat this all once and then Kygo's were throwing up last night by the way and he's like I don't think so. She's like I'm pretty sure I heard you throw up he goes. I don't know. He's like I just threw up about 30 minutes ago though from all the dinner I'm like what do you mean you threw up dinner? He's like well I just over ate and I'm like and now you're gonna eat a cheesecake. And he's like oh yeah, I guess that probably is a bad idea. I said why are you throwing up your dinner? And he's just like I just over eight and I'm like OK well if you over eat tacos then like this is not gonna make your stomach so good to eat this cheesecake what the fuck is going on the dude needs help honestly like a lot of help so anyway Yeah, not good not good at all and I don't know how to deal with adults or kids I have eating disorders. I have no idea, but I know the kid needs to get therapy. Anyway, all right what else do I have to tell you I don't know I'm gonna try to go to fucking stupid ass workout class at 4:30 today. We'll see how that goes. Steven is on his way or he's leaving today to go to New York City for some packs of shit so then tomorrow he'll be in New York City all day, so that's good. Have some canceled meetings. But who knows what all their bullshit today has to bring Anyway, all right bye

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Update on my end. Traffic sucks lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:17:00 AM] Dave

Oh. Not sore btw 😊

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:39:00 PM] Dave

Friday’s the last day, fly home Saturday

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:42:00 PM] Dave

2012-2019

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Starting walk #2

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well sounds like I’ll be reading some annual reports tonight. Yay meeeeee

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:09:00 PM] Dave

I’ve been yarning nonstop for the last 30 mins

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:41:00 PM] Dave

Pretty good. Tired. I started watching that flds docuseries… I forget the name but it has that eccentric lady and her husband who moved to and flds community to help and started exposing some guy who said he was the new prophet. I feel like it’s the one you watched recently

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 02:20:00 PM] Dave

Seems good so far

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:54:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, I can see it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:41:00 AM] Dave

No, I’ve heard of spilling the tea meaning tell me the hot gos.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Otherwise I’m just prepping for my interview tomorrow

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:34:00 PM] Dave

Ugh… chicken and rice lunch choked down ✅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 05:40:00 PM] Dave

I’ve done it half a dozen times

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Dave

Ahh, ok.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, I got that slightly wrong. Rick makes more a weak than all of the sea speed or whatever at the smaller bank makes a year except for the CEO in the CFO if you take them out then yeah Rick makes more in a week than like the rest of the people like the sis, so the chief officer all those people make in a year. Disgusting Rick made like 19 million last year cool cool we can't even get training approved for like $200. What the fuck?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:55:00 PM] Dave

To describe your actual romantic partner. It’s fine to like, call somebody partner

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Dave

There isn’t always a reason

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 10:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Who?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:55:00 PM] Dave

For real

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:20:00 PM] Dave

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S8FPDQA/ref=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cso_sms_apin_dp_Z42ZJA92HF6HMGEFZ9AD Fear the Sky: The Fear Saga, Book 1 Fear the Sky: The Fear Saga, Book 1

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 10:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 08:45:00 PM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

With that whole attitude up in here

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

HMPH

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 10:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

WHO IS FIGHTING

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

Going to be me in the interview

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:20:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:24:00 AM] Dave

Takin it back to the 90s lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

I want my name attached to it as part of the clean up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Right unless it’s so riddled with fraud that it can’t be cleaned up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Looks way worse to be there at the time shit was found

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I hear you. There could be more.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

It’s the good stuff

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

It’s the juice

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh I say it all the time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/teeny_penny/reel/C-mA-fMp2Q5/ Teeny and Penny on Instagram 36M views, 4M likes, 11K comments: "💙😘 . . . . . . #kittens#anim...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 01:56:00 PM] Dave

Well there ya probably go

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok, I’ve only asked Alison so far but STILL

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:20:00 PM] Dave

I just started listening to this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-28 03:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

And when it is up in a bun

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:48:00 PM] Dave

Having it piled up can definitely give you headaches though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:48:00 PM] Dave

You could get a Karen haircut

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Dave

Which word? Karen?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Dave

Soul husband? Yes, ofc

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

God I hate that word

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or useD.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:06:00 PM] Dave

Obvi

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:07:00 PM] Dave

Omg, me either 🥵

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also…did you know….

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I’m sure

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:28:00 PM] Dave

Well, everything we’ve tried anyway

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:28:00 PM] Dave

Everything

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:36:00 PM] Dave

Yes, for most women, anything in the normal range (non-micro) is fine as long as the dude wrapped around it fills the emotional holes too. However, a physically larger dick literally stimulates more nerve endings, which can increase physical pleasure. And just like some guys have big dicks, some women have big pussies that a regular dick just won’t do it for.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Other things

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

PCOS

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m pretty sure I’ve googled this before and the avg is actually like 5.5

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I googled whites and Filipinos and blacks.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

I gotta recheck though lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Listening to murder

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 06:48:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 09:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Dave

Bulimia

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 09:23:00 AM] Dave

Must have been the background noise because now voice to txt got it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/teeny_penny/reel/DUYGR2GCq2e/ Teeny and Penny on Instagram 321K views, 22K likes: "💙🤍. . . . . . #TeenyPenny #TeenyAndPenny...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Dave

Are you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not cloudy outside

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Side note

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 02:19:00 PM] Dave

I did not

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:20:00 PM] Dave

Shop Amazon. Get expert advice.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Kalshi isn’t blocked. The prediction market platform

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-28 05:01:00 PM] Dave

As in how it affected you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-28 04:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea yea

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-28 04:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Dave

What’s up?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-28 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So it was always him he would say he would always blame it on himself. I've been drinking too much. I'm chilling my head. Those were the two big things and a lot of times it was that I'm too. I'm too in my head. I think he has like a position which is just normal missionary and. He has to mentally Be in the mentally and physically being in the same spot so then he can he knows he can get off in this position and in this pace and he's always talks about how he's a giver it's not about him You and so I don't know if he had like performance anxiety I don't know what the fuck happened seriously but it was like that was the place where he knew that he could get off like the pride and true you know And if we tried anything else, he would be way too in his head and definitely wouldn't be able to get off another way. You know what it means so I think it was just a lot of. Weirdness just awareness and we didn't talk about it cause it's awkward I don't even know, man I don't even know there was something else I was gonna say about this Oh I don't know I feel like sex was not like I feel like he didn't want anything in return with sex and it was all just about Giving to the other person and he was like someone in his head about not being able to do that in a way that they wanted or I wanted so he just couldn't do it if that makes sense and honestly like if he's used to having to turn to threesomes and stuff then like maybe I get it like you know the focus isn't solely on you So like, yeah maybe maybe I get it then I don't know But also, there was another thing I was gonna say I don't know yeah he didn't like anything done to him And at least he told me and when I've tried like no like you know, I get two in my head about that like what are we talking about? I'm so confused. I'm getting confused. Thinking about it. Just very fucking weird things. I don't know I don't know

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-28 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Unmet need

3 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.53

[2026-04-28 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sometimes women have endometriosis

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 03:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think that’s why I always have headaches

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-28 03:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s like an additional 5 lbs

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Vulnerability

40 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-28 05:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m not desirable 😭😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel sad and I can’t figure out why

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK so we had like 200 300 and like I literally might my jaw literally did drop whenever you told me I remember this vividly remember exactly where we were blah blah blah and I was just thinking like I didn't need to know that I don't think I think I'm good with other information of and you know like he could see like the shock on my face and he was just like well you know like I used to have a lot of threesomes and you don't know. I'm thinking about this God it's been so long since he and I have talked about sex because I used to hear all the time about how much sex he had and how he used to be such a whore in his 20s blah blah blah and like yeah I just goes to show like fuck we haven't talked. It's been like a year. Anyway, so that's you know a thing that I hear within the first month of dating and then you know you fast forward like not too long after that I'm probably six months to a year later if even that and you know the dude like can't even stay hard while he's having sex with me and I'm like That just fucked me up like and I know we've already talked about the whole like him being controlling and I think we've talked about the whole like him just like losing it in the middle of us having sex, but whenever you talk about how much sex you've had with people in the past and then all of a sudden you can't even like finish having sex with me that totally is like I'm the problem like, how else am I supposed to think so I think that by him even ever telling me Is the stupid number and like all this stuff it made are like sexual disconnect like even worse in my brain does that make sense?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 05:11:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, that whole that whole situation is still just super weird today like I feel like I want to know more about it like I don't I don't know why but just like I first of all like yeah that totally sucks and I can totally see how that would make you feel like shit like if she's on one hand bragging about all the sex and shit and then Can't keep it up like consistently, which I guess I didn't know like how long I've been happening like that it was consistent but like the thing that I'm just still like Baffles me We talked about a couple times. I'm sure there's probably not much more. Tell me to make me understand but like. Like that, you couldn't try different things because he didn't like that It was just like a control thing I mean, that is the part. I just can't fathom like why would you not? Why would anybody not want their? Partner Like be involved in like trying new things that she or he like likes I mean it's not like you're asking to Tag him or something which I mean being gay though or by though like maybe that would even be all right, but it's not like you're trying to do like anything out of the ordinary right I mean I don't know. I just thought the whole thing just seems weird. I can't like. I just can't put my finger But anyway, thanks for thanks for

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-04-28 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK I MISS YOU AND IM SORRY AND I DONT EVER WANT TO FIGHT AGAIN!!!

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-04-28 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Damnit!!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-04-28 12:56:00 PM] Dave

Ugh. I must have a sympathy pimple lol. It just came on today and it’s in the side of my nose. It’s not at all visible but omg does it hurt 😖

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Going to voice message you. Slightly vulnerable admission

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I mean, I don't know about your experience in high school and like you know early 20s but like back then it was definitely more of a how many people slept like it was and like I don't know about men, but like women were supposed to like know their number, and God forbid it was like you know And even anything double digits and I was like oh God anyway but like nobody talks about that shit anymore whenever you're like our age and I just yell like I don't know so anyway, so I haven't really talked about it in forever And then Christian and I had just started dating we like just like we had like just started sleeping with each other and it came up one night and he told me that I don't know if he's in he's gotta be like every single freaking instance of oral sex too, but even then, and I can't remember his number, but it was jaw dropping I want to say it was in the 200s or 300s and like

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-28 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Also, also, though even though my talking to him last week was not planned, I should have still like researched this before he called me like so now I filled up That pisses me off maybe this was a test and I fucking failed it

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-04-28 04:44:00 PM] Dave

And just to be clear, I’m totally comfortable with mine and believe you love it as much as you say you do 😌

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-28 04:24:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that’s understandable.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Hello, how is the office see I'm like is there something going on this week? Why is traffic so weird not that I'm complaining about it, but I kinda have FOMO of like the rest of the world is taking time off what the hell man But actually, I haven't looked at how traffic is today hopefully it's not bad because I have a meeting in one hour and five minutes Just left my house, so we'll see Anyway, it's gonna ask how if you're sore from the run yesterday or if you feel totally normal And also OK so I have some tea on that Midland Bank that I'm interviewing with tomorrow so I was asking Claude to like help me prepare so it just like gave me first like a rundown OK, very interesting They in 2025 they're external audit found that they had made. They mean the bank had made significant accounting errors and how they were accounting for loans and so basically they said that that the financial statements from like the past three years or something we're no longer reliable. They gave them a material weakness over their internal controls then so that was last year. They were late filing their annual report. They then had a file like an NRM report later on in the year and then this February that Director of the audit position left in March the CFO got fired like what is happening over there so Sorry, take a drink. This did not get brought up by Dan Casey by the way does that name sounds so much like a radio DJ's name like I swear to God there's a Dan Casey on the radio somewhere but anyway. He didn't mention any of this shit he said they were gonna have time of Rebuilding because of some loans, but it didn't sound like it was like some internal fucking accounting errors. It sounded like it was like economic shit anyway so Yeah So it's like first I've had this shit happen They don't have an eternal audit department. What is this director of audit person do I don't know man and then it's like what what is this person expected to do now that there's all these internal control problems Anyway, that was some tea Going on Quinn 100% has disorder and I don't know how Christian doesn't see it but it is like very. I have been noticing like at least disordered eating for a long time now I just suspect he's straight up bulimic so he's lost like a fucked ton of weight I mentioned. And just in the past Six months and He's always sick throwing up OK well I cannot tell you how many times he says that he's thrown up because he's sick no I think it's like straight up fucking bulimia so yesterday I get home from work and Quinn still at some school thing and Christian said I'm making tacos. Quinn doesn't want to eat anything because he says that he's gained a lot of weight. OK, that's like red flag number fucking one and I'm like what and he's like. Yeah I know something like he just you know he doesn't you know he feels like he's fat he's gained some weight. I'm like OK whatever so then Quinn gets home. We're eating tacos sure enough Quinn does eat end up eating. And ate I don't even know how many whatever OK good I thought it cut me off. I'm my God dammit you bitch anyway OK so then we got all those cheesecakes you know so then later on everything's fine y'all like Quinn comes downstairs and he grabs his cheesecake and. He goes oh my God I can't wait to like dive into this blah blah and I said just so you know like you don't need to eat this all in one setting I'm like cause I know you and you end up your stomach ends up getting upset like this is a lot like you don't need to eat this all once and then Kygo's were throwing up last night by the way and he's like I don't think so. She's like I'm pretty sure I heard you throw up he goes. I don't know. He's like I just threw up about 30 minutes ago though from all the dinner I'm like what do you mean you threw up dinner? He's like well I just over ate and I'm like and now you're gonna eat a cheesecake. And he's like oh yeah, I guess that probably is a bad idea. I said why are you throwing up your dinner? And he's just like I just over eight and I'm like OK well if you over eat tacos then like this is not gonna make your stomach so good to eat this cheesecake what the fuck is going on the dude needs help honestly like a lot of help so anyway Yeah, not good not good at all and I don't know how to deal with adults or kids I have eating disorders. I have no idea, but I know the kid needs to get therapy. Anyway, all right what else do I have to tell you I don't know I'm gonna try to go to fucking stupid ass workout class at 4:30 today. We'll see how that goes. Steven is on his way or he's leaving today to go to New York City for some packs of shit so then tomorrow he'll be in New York City all day, so that's good. Have some canceled meetings. But who knows what all their bullshit today has to bring Anyway, all right bye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

No I’ll still just be fat

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[2026-04-28 05:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

But, even the gays should want me. Sigh lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bulimia

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 12:49:00 PM] Dave

Yes, I’m done being a bratt

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 05:27:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, like I don't I mean, I don't know what in my head means like it could mean so many different things but like So here's what I think you already know we've talked about this about the whole maybe he's not actually really by his like actually just gay and can't get off with a woman anymore But like even if he was if he was a giver, and it was all about giving and it being you getting pleasure then you would think he'd be open to doing different things that like you want to do right like I don't know like All of that really seriously leads me to believe that it's a sexual preference thing Because I mean, and you know, we said that it's definitely it's definitely him like that's not you by any means which I think you are understand now after crazy It's just so like different and I really like really a lot of And not to make fun or anything, but just I guess it's my voyeurism Like I'm not About it She's very interesting. It's just like I wanna know what it is. What's up? Yeah Yeah I love you thanks for keeping me telling me about your sex with other people

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So it was always him he would say he would always blame it on himself. I've been drinking too much. I'm chilling my head. Those were the two big things and a lot of times it was that I'm too. I'm too in my head. I think he has like a position which is just normal missionary and. He has to mentally Be in the mentally and physically being in the same spot so then he can he knows he can get off in this position and in this pace and he's always talks about how he's a giver it's not about him You and so I don't know if he had like performance anxiety I don't know what the fuck happened seriously but it was like that was the place where he knew that he could get off like the pride and true you know And if we tried anything else, he would be way too in his head and definitely wouldn't be able to get off another way. You know what it means so I think it was just a lot of. Weirdness just awareness and we didn't talk about it cause it's awkward I don't even know, man I don't even know there was something else I was gonna say about this Oh I don't know I feel like sex was not like I feel like he didn't want anything in return with sex and it was all just about Giving to the other person and he was like someone in his head about not being able to do that in a way that they wanted or I wanted so he just couldn't do it if that makes sense and honestly like if he's used to having to turn to threesomes and stuff then like maybe I get it like you know the focus isn't solely on you So like, yeah maybe maybe I get it then I don't know But also, there was another thing I was gonna say I don't know yeah he didn't like anything done to him And at least he told me and when I've tried like no like you know, I get two in my head about that like what are we talking about? I'm so confused. I'm getting confused. Thinking about it. Just very fucking weird things. I don't know I don't know

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-28 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Oh, I also meant to ask you so are you the type of person and I feel I kind of feel like we talked about this before but I don't remember, but are you the type of person that like has to turn down the volume on the TV or on the radio, mostly the radio whenever you're driving and you're like trying to find a place or you're like You know in like heavy traffic or whatever like are you that person because I am one Hundo that person and I just kinda get the sense that maybe you are too I don't know. Sometimes you make me feel that way because you're like I gotta figure out traffic or make some moves. It's cute

Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-04-28 05:01:00 PM] Dave

Oh wow! Yeah you’ve told me both of those things (not that he would brag about being such a whore or whatever) but I never really put together how one affected the other. That makes a lot of sense actually.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes. So I actually use partner. Mostly

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like flamboyant?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mine is definitely too heavy

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[2026-04-28 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I'm also thinking all right all of this shit happened a year ago basically because it was their 2024 financial statements that were being audited whenever the town they were all fubar And the CFO didn't get fired until a year later I'm feeling like they're I'm feeling inside a risk of some fraud. I'm sending some shit happening around here.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

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[2026-04-28 03:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am a mess lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 03:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

But also I’ve just stopped correcting people when they say husband or wife, in terms of my life

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 04:51:00 PM] Dave

I wouldn’t care if it was though, fyi

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-28 05:33:00 PM] Dave

If you’re still into me in June that is

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[2026-04-28 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I might have even told you all this before

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[2026-04-28 09:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Did I just make it up

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[2026-04-28 09:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Oh one more fun fact about Wi-Fi really about the bank is that the CFO that got fired before he was a CFO he was this director of audit position So like what is happening?

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[2026-04-28 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

He just gets me, ya know

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[2026-04-28 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fat and naked

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[2026-04-28 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤨

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[2026-04-28 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll stay in that giraffe inn by MYSELF if I have to

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[2026-04-28 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmmm

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-04-28 04:58:00 PM] Dave

Ahh ok..

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-04-28 04:57:00 PM] Dave

And like??

Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.4
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