2026-05-02
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[2026-05-02 07:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go in list traumatic experiences Cause we're talking, she asked I don't know how we got on this topic but she asked do you think you have PTSD from your marriage and I was like yeah Of course I do And then I kind of like backpedal a little bit because Like technically, I think I probably do because you know I know what Trauma is and it's different for you know everybody internally, but I also at the same time feel Weird about using the term PTSD cause I associate that with combat veterans than I know, I've told you I've worked with some combat veterans With severe PTSD and that is a whole other fucking animal than my little I'm not happy you know my life So Anyway, that's how we got on that that so I gotta write down the timeline of mine dramatic events She's been like going back to My relationship with my father, which is like so cliché Cause I don't do it as bad it's just like seems normal to me, but she's insistent that it's like I don't know if it's Bad or traumatic but like there's definitely, I got something there She used the term absent, but I wouldn't say that he was around, but admittedly, he was kind of disassociated I guess Check out is the right word you worked super hard and you went to work early and came home late and did this thing to relax basically read And Like we're on vacation like ignore us or everything like that Stuff so I don't know, but anyway, I really got far off of even reminded me to tell you about this which was How to get from enjoying running to life I mean, running and my other part of the assignment for this week is to Tell her why I'm answer the question why I don't do jujutsu anymore Which does a multi part question but the idea there is kind of like that that she recognized to you that that was a pretty big therapeutic aspect of my life and it's been missing For roughly the time that I've been kind of going down if you will So Yeah, I guess ultimately The answer is, I should start doing jujutsu Why am I not doing jujutsu you may We've kind of talked about it But I think it's because one it's hard to get into A new place and have it be like The The same like it's a whole thing right where you gotta figure out how to A part of the benefit of it as the relationships that you build, you know And like Finding another place to do that and fucking making the time to go and it's all such a hassle Plus, so that's one aspect of it. Another aspect is with my hip like. The last time I've tried to get back into it The last time I did it Her again and kind of quit and fell out of it So you know a little worried about that whole hip aspect So yeah, and it's fucking expensive. That's the other thing so expensive. It's like a minimum of $200 a month that most places and realistically I can't like I don't think I can go to enough classes to justify that price. It's so much for like one or two classes a week maybe because the other part of this is that it will require like. Rewiring my whole afternoon or evenings, right like is it all in the evenings and it was so great about it before is that it was morning classes and I might lined up with my schedule and like my work schedule and I didn't have like it was just all gravy Gets twice it's weird So yeah, there's reasons But I don't know I don't know if I'm feeling it to be More like I don't have to drive to do it so I don't know Not what I played while talking about this kind of For a first thing in the morning call, I'd rather just give you 10 inches of pure, blissful happiness pleasure instead of All this Sad therapy talk No, it's not sad. I'm not sad. I just. I'm thinking about this again now and I'm getting ready to go in the gym and hate running so you know I don't hate though is you and you're a beautiful face and you're luscious hair And you're delicious pussy. I don't hate any of those things. In fact, I love them, especially your pussy and even more so the wonderful amazing woman wrapped around it. So I hope you have a great day and I hope I get to hear your voice soon. I love doing that too. And I hope you can take this 11 inches and Sorry I was just Take it bye
[2026-05-02 08:38:00] Dave: Intervals of 5 min run, 1 min sprint 🖕🖕🖕
[2026-05-02 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Love love love this!! So proud of you! Did you feel the runners high afterwards? I’m just getting up 😅
[2026-05-02 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Wow 11 inches this morning! Can’t wait
[2026-05-02 10:01:00] Dave: No, not even close lol
[2026-05-02 10:01:00] Dave: That doesn’t come for M I L E S
[2026-05-02 10:01:00] Dave: No, not even close lol
[2026-05-02 10:01:00] Dave: That doesn’t come for M I L E S
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Dave: Take it 😏
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Sam Willis: That’s disgusting
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Dave: Take it 😏
[2026-05-02 10:02:00] Dave: Actually it’s 11” of rambling lol
[2026-05-02 10:03:00] Dave: So don’t get your hopes up
[2026-05-02 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I love the rambling
[2026-05-02 10:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s not rambling, either
[2026-05-02 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Omg my therapist said my parents were absent too!
[2026-05-02 10:05:00] Sam Willis: I have lots to say about all this. I think. Maybe.
[2026-05-02 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I also want to know why you don’t do BJJ anymore
[2026-05-02 10:06:00] Dave: I’ve never thought of it like that, really… but I mean, that’s just how it was for everyone right?
[2026-05-02 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I’ve asked you and you kind of brush it off or give a non answer
[2026-05-02 10:06:00] Dave: Well… keep listening lol
[2026-05-02 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I definitely get the hip part
[2026-05-02 10:08:00] Sam Willis: I don’t actually think you should do BJJ anymore. But to find a different community type thing again
[2026-05-02 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Did you actually try to find that again since you moved to TX?
[2026-05-02 10:09:00] Dave: Yeah. I tried. Like I said though, it’s tough to find the right fit. I was getting there when I started at the place Zack trains at but that’s when I hurt my hip.
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I think the bigger question that she’s trying to get to is why you don’t feel the drive
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Dave: Before hip surgery I tried a place that wasn’t really a fit either.
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Dave: Yeah we haven gotten that far yet
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok. Let me back up. Good morning handsome! 😍😍
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I had dreams about you. I had a lot of dreams. They were mostly fucked up 😂
[2026-05-02 10:10:00] Dave: We haven’t talked about the BJJ thing yet, that was homework
[2026-05-02 10:11:00] Sam Willis: As I sit here questioning you, while I wake up at 8 and am eating fruit loops 😂😂
[2026-05-02 10:13:00] Sam Willis: One dream was we were at work. I was in Southlake visiting and I was working in a cube and you were leaving for the day and you were cubes to leave and you were saying bye, then as you passed my cube you bent down and kissed me!! In front of everyone!!
[2026-05-02 10:13:00] Sam Willis: I was not happy with you. You thought it was hilarious. And that no one could see. Which yea right 🙄🙄
[2026-05-02 10:17:00] Dave: Omg! I swear I had that same thought today!!
[2026-05-02 10:17:00] Dave: Not that you got mad
[2026-05-02 10:17:00] Sam Willis: What thought?!?
[2026-05-02 10:20:00] Dave: But like, what if I kissed you in front of people - like totally nonchalantly. But the thought was more about what if would look like if you left the bar early to go up to your room and meet me - and someone saw me coming into the hotel and NOT joining the group lol
[2026-05-02 10:21:00] Sam Willis: RIGHT?!?
[2026-05-02 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Bad bad BAD
[2026-05-02 10:22:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-05-02 10:22:00] Dave: I mean… 🤷♂️
[2026-05-02 10:22:00] Dave: LOLOLOL
[2026-05-02 10:23:00] Dave: But not importantly: how did we have this general thought at the same time?! 🤯
[2026-05-02 10:23:00] Sam Willis: No shit!!
[2026-05-02 10:24:00] Dave: I can’t remember if it was a dream or just a regular thought. But it was definitely within the last 24 hours
[2026-05-02 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: All right, I'm gonna attempt to audio message even though I'm walking to the dogs and it's already so fucking hot outside. This is what happens when I don't get up early. I am going to suffer anyway. Yes, I'm not going to the gym today But I am going tomorrow and it's gonna be great. It's gonna be fine. Oh dammit OK Lexi's pooping I'll be back
[2026-05-02 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, also can we talk about how much dog freezer reserve so that they can save up enough pee to pee on like every fourth bush that they pass like what the hell on just like can pee a little cut it off keep walking pee a little cut it off like what the fuck anyway This is gonna be hard to message you Also, it's kind of windy which I'm loving for the breeze, but I don't know how bad you're hearing it but OK, I wanted to say I wanted to say real quick about the trauma versus PTSD and like I never really thought about it, but I feel like Like going through trauma is different than maybe it isn't but like for my life I definitely feel like I would never say like I have PTSD like that's never come to mine but if I think about my life like yeah there's been trauma so I don't know he just made me think of that Because I kind of hear you like I've always reserved like PTSD for like combat veterans so but I said though I totally think yes do you have had trauma in your life? I mean, just the fact that your dad passed away whenever you were such a young age like that in end of itself as trauma. I know it sounds cliché till I talk about how your childhood impacts your adulthood, but I do think it totally doesn't mean that your parents were like malicious in anyway It just means that yeah that shit impacts us but I hear you though because when I was in therapy, I was pissed off because Childhood I'm like I had an amazing childhood And like loved it and I love my family today and like big on family blah blah blah and I don't know my mom was an alcoholic and that came out whenever I was in college so it's like yeah there's probably something there this fucking old person is picking up their dogs poop And it's taking them 20 motherfucking years and my dogs are And everything how am I gonna do this? It's gonna be fine. OK let me pass this guy.
[2026-05-02 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Anyway I don't know all that to say yes it sounds cliché but there's probably something there and it's not even like anything that they did to you but it's like unhealthy maybe Coping mechanisms or whatever that they also passed down to you that they just didn't know any better so like I got a lot of my codependency for my mom I got a lot of my lack of boundaries because my mom has no fucking boundaries And just so you know other things so Are you seeing her again next Thursday? I take it. And dying anyway All right and then real quick about my dream so in real life, Brandon has his 15 year-old reunion today and he was talking about it and I was like oh my 20th is coming up this year. We're trying to figure out when and where we're gonna go and. So that must've been on my mind because then I had a dream that I hosted That I posted my high school reunion and I also must've had in my mind are sloppy conversation that you and I had last night because I got so motherfucking sloppy at this reunion and I don't remember like any of it but I like really pissed people off and I woke up and like so many people told me how inappropriate I was and That like basically it was just this horrible thing and it was all my fault and like I did really inappropriate shit I have no idea what but like all I remember is I was hosting this game just like you know get to know you again and type game and These stocks and I don't know I must've asked inappropriate shit. My dad was the one in seen it though which is so funny anyway all right these dogs are pulling hard. I'm going to let you go for the time being.
[2026-05-02 10:50:00] Dave: lol, creek just raises his leg and pretends once he’s out
[2026-05-02 10:51:00] Dave: PTSD is the result of trauma
[2026-05-02 10:52:00] Sam Willis: But does ALL trauma result in PTSD
[2026-05-02 10:59:00] Dave: So that’s the thing… it’s all subjective. For example, we make fun of millennials or whatever generation for being EVERYTHING. But from a psychological perspective, who’s to say they’re any less being miss-gendered at Starbucks than a soldier his friend get blown up? Obviously that’s an extreme example - for affect - but what if millennial’s psyche is not as robust as soldier’s is, and that “trauma” that seems silly to us actually does as much damage as the soldier’s trauma?
[2026-05-02 11:03:00] Dave: Lmao I want to know what you did that was so inappropriate 😂
[2026-05-02 11:31:00] Sam Willis: I think I was asking them sex questions or some shit. Who knows
[2026-05-02 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Very good questions. Could be. 🤔
[2026-05-02 11:32:00] Sam Willis: So hard to know
[2026-05-02 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Very good questions. Could be. 🤔
[2026-05-02 11:32:00] Sam Willis: So hard to know
[2026-05-02 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is
[2026-05-02 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is
[2026-05-02 11:34:00] Sam Willis: Like obviously she went through some. Maybe it fucked her up just as much as a combat veteran. 🤷♀️
[2026-05-02 12:08:00] Sam Willis: I feel like a new woman
[2026-05-02 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I was so sweaty and gross after the walks. Felt so good to shower and shave after. Holy hell I felt disgusting lol
[2026-05-02 12:09:00] Sam Willis: What have you been up to?
[2026-05-02 12:22:00] Dave: Just cleaning and doing some laundry
[2026-05-02 12:22:00] Dave: Printing some stuff
[2026-05-02 12:22:00] Dave: The usual
[2026-05-02 12:23:00] Dave: What are you doing for the rest of the day?
[2026-05-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Also cleaning. The house is 🤯 I don’t get how it gets so messy 😭
[2026-05-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: As of now, Christian still plans to go out tonight. Yay!!
[2026-05-02 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Will you come clean my house, too? ☺️☺️
[2026-05-02 12:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m so gonna take a nap today
[2026-05-02 12:51:00] Dave: I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭
[2026-05-02 12:51:00] Dave: Oooh yes! Me too
[2026-05-02 12:51:00] Dave: I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭
[2026-05-02 12:51:00] Dave: Oooh yes! Me too
[2026-05-02 14:22:00] Dave: Yes!! Nap tiiiiiiime
[2026-05-02 14:22:00] Dave: 😁
[2026-05-02 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I’m jealous. Enjoy!!
[2026-05-02 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I just took a little 30 min one too. I don’t know that I slept but I laid down! lol
[2026-05-02 16:03:00] Dave: As soon as I laid down Emerson asked me if he could take Seasmoke to the prom tonight.
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: And????
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Oof
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Dave: I let him. So I had to get up and give him the key and set it for parental controls
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Eeeep
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Good call
[2026-05-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: So does this mean you didn’t take a nap??
[2026-05-02 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Can you watch the car’s every move?? lol
[2026-05-02 16:05:00] Dave: So I laid back down after he left and probably dozed off for like 20 mins
[2026-05-02 16:06:00] Dave: Yeah I can see where it’s at and stuff
[2026-05-02 16:06:00] Dave: Yeah I can see where it’s at and stuff
[2026-05-02 16:07:00] Dave: But I also have like 360 anyway
[2026-05-02 16:07:00] Dave: But I also have like 360 anyway
[2026-05-02 16:12:00] Sam Willis: 360?
[2026-05-02 16:13:00] Dave: Life 360… see? It changed life to like 🙄
[2026-05-02 16:13:00] Dave: It’s a tracking app
[2026-05-02 16:14:00] Dave: Monitor speed and location and shit
[2026-05-02 16:21:00] Sam Willis: Ok why did I think Life360 was that button old people can press like when they fall down?
[2026-05-02 16:21:00] Dave: I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up
[2026-05-02 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? That’s the name of that button!!! lol
[2026-05-02 16:22:00] Dave: Life Alert!!
[2026-05-02 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Oh damn!! I WAS SO CLOSE!! 😅
[2026-05-02 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Same same
[2026-05-02 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Probably the same parent company lol
[2026-05-02 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Awww look how handsome!! I love the pop of yellow!
[2026-05-02 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Awww look how handsome!! I love the pop of yellow!
[2026-05-02 16:23:00] Dave: Yeah, he did a good job picking that out
[2026-05-02 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Is he taking a date?
[2026-05-02 16:24:00] Dave: Nah, he’s going with his friend group. None of them are taking dates
[2026-05-02 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Do you think either of the boys look like you? I see a lot of Juliet in that pic lol
[2026-05-02 16:25:00] Dave: I go back and forth
[2026-05-02 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Which one more so? I don’t even know what Greyson looks like. Send pic lol
[2026-05-02 16:26:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-02 16:27:00] Dave: I don’t think I have one lol
[2026-05-02 16:27:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a guy lol
[2026-05-02 16:28:00] Dave: 3 years ago 😅
[2026-05-02 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Ok sorry, I’m way too busy looking at how fucking hottttttt you are!!!!
[2026-05-02 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Holy 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-05-02 16:31:00] Dave: 😊
[2026-05-02 16:31:00] Dave: *were
[2026-05-02 16:31:00] Sam Willis: And nope…I still see Juliet 😂😂
[2026-05-02 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Are Don’t you argue with me
[2026-05-02 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Are Don’t you argue with me
[2026-05-02 16:32:00] Dave: You’re so sweet
[2026-05-02 16:32:00] Dave: And yeah I’ll agree that’s a pretty good photo
[2026-05-02 16:32:00] Sam Willis: 🔥🔥
[2026-05-02 16:33:00] Dave: Now I just need to drop 40lbs and I’ll look like that again lol
[2026-05-02 16:33:00] Sam Willis: You’re sexy no matter what
[2026-05-02 16:33:00] Dave: You’re the best baby
[2026-05-02 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Love you
[2026-05-02 16:34:00] Dave: And I love YOU
[2026-05-02 18:21:00] Dave: You wanna see something cool?
[2026-05-02 18:21:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-02 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh!!
[2026-05-02 18:33:00] Dave: Eeeeee!
[2026-05-02 18:33:00] Sam Willis: You made your flight time on Saturday even later!! 😍
[2026-05-02 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!!!
[2026-05-02 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Are you sure you’re prepared to spend THAT much time with me!! 😳😳
[2026-05-02 18:34:00] Sam Willis: In my house. With my zoo. Eeeeee!!!!
[2026-05-02 18:35:00] Sam Willis: It’ll be BASICALLY like you’re moving in!!!! Hahahaha
[2026-05-02 18:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 18:35:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-02 18:35:00] Dave: That checks out
[2026-05-02 18:35:00] Dave: It’s been about 5 months
[2026-05-02 18:36:00] Dave: Taking forever actually 🤪
[2026-05-02 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha fuck off 🖕🏻
[2026-05-02 18:38:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be planning our future Thursday 🤪
[2026-05-02 18:38:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-02 18:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 18:39:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for coming to see me. You’re the best 😭
[2026-05-02 18:39:00] Dave: Thank you for having me!!
[2026-05-02 18:39:00] Dave: I can’t fucking wait!!
[2026-05-02 18:41:00] Sam Willis: I’ll pick you up from the airport and we will have about a 40 min drive, which means that’ll be the longest wait time ever without having you on top of me!!! 🥵
[2026-05-02 18:41:00] Dave: It was longer than that last time right?
[2026-05-02 18:41:00] Dave: Naked rendezvous
[2026-05-02 18:42:00] Sam Willis: We didn’t have sex right away but we were making out and fucking around
[2026-05-02 18:42:00] Dave: Yeah for sure
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Sam Willis: And thennnnnn a few hours later, I had the best orgasm EVER
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Dave: I wonder I can do to tease you on the car ride
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Plenty
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Dave: What if I just took my pants off lol?
[2026-05-02 18:43:00] Sam Willis: But also. Heads up. I’m a bad driver. Hehehe
[2026-05-02 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be driving with one hand and rubbing your cock with another
[2026-05-02 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be driving with one hand and rubbing your cock with another
[2026-05-02 18:45:00] Dave: OK maybe that’s not such a great idea 😅
[2026-05-02 18:45:00] Dave: OK maybe that’s not such a great idea 😅
[2026-05-02 18:46:00] Dave: Maybe I’ll sit in the back behind you and reach around and molest you the whole way 😈
[2026-05-02 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Omggggg
[2026-05-02 19:03:00] Sam Willis: If we want to die
[2026-05-02 19:03:00] Sam Willis: But yes!!! 🥵
[2026-05-02 19:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-02 19:04:00] Dave: ….yes
[2026-05-02 19:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Sam Willis: I just tried out the new toy 😍
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Dave: YEEEESSSSS
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Dave: how was it?!
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Dave: Jesus you’re so hot 🥵
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Really good!! I like the rotation vibrator thingy!!
[2026-05-02 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Definitely like this one better than the one I had recently bought
[2026-05-02 19:35:00] Dave: Awesome!!
[2026-05-02 19:35:00] Dave: I wasn’t sure how that rotation was gonna be
[2026-05-02 19:36:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m going to have to do this again though bc I couldn’t figure out how to get the outside thingy to vibrate. 😅 now I know
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m still on this 😅
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Good thing I have plenty of time tonight
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Dave: What did you fantasize about?
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Dave: Are you gonna go again??
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: In a few hours probs
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m still on this 😅
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Sam Willis: In a few hours probs
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Dave: Hahaha omg
[2026-05-02 19:37:00] Dave: I love this
[2026-05-02 19:38:00] Sam Willis: I’m alone! It’s GLORIOUS
[2026-05-02 19:39:00] Dave: I bet!
[2026-05-02 19:39:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna charge all these babies. lol. Did you charge mine before you mailed it?
[2026-05-02 19:39:00] Dave: Is he staying out all night?
[2026-05-02 19:39:00] Sam Willis: No he said only until like 10. Who knows
[2026-05-02 19:39:00] Sam Willis: No he said only until like 10. Who knows
[2026-05-02 19:50:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going?
[2026-05-02 19:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, my night was going pretty well until I had to take Juliette's car to the store, which is fucking awful I have not driven an ice engine and fucking. I don't know years. It sucks Jesus Christ how people do this with the. Like push the brakes and just drifting once you take your foot off the gas And like it doesn't go into park automatically when you take your seatbelt off and then you have to turn it off. Turn the engine like what the fuck this dog just crazy. This motherfucker Jesus On the fucking scooter oh my God, go you asshole Sorry, some fucking piece of shit kid on a scooter. I was at a stoplight to get out of the grocery store and this kid like weed in front of the car and just like sat there for a minute and then turned and went off the other. I hope this is picking up my audio through my AirPods and not like from the phone that's just sitting down in the console See I was going pretty well until I had to fucking lower myself to driving a regular car How about you? Well, I guess I know your night's going pretty damn well I love that you like that toy. I wasn't sure how that was gonna work out, but I'm glad it worked out good. Oh yeah, so I went to the store to get some cheesecake cause I want a cheesecake ever since you were talking about that so I got some cheesecake and some Cherry filling to put on top of it like cherries oh mine
[2026-05-02 20:00:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-05-02 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Ya big baby!
[2026-05-02 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Cheesecake!! Yummm
[2026-05-02 20:02:00] Sam Willis: You lost me at cherry filling though
[2026-05-02 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Shame.
[2026-05-02 20:03:00] Sam Willis: But you do you boo. I hope you make it home safely in a NORMAL car 🙄🙄
[2026-05-02 20:08:00] Dave: It was sketchy
[2026-05-02 20:08:00] Dave: Idk how anybody drives these caveman machines
[2026-05-02 20:09:00] Sam Willis: We might have to breakup bc I’m so far beneath you now
[2026-05-02 20:09:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t realize!!
[2026-05-02 20:09:00] Dave: Beneath me 😏
[2026-05-02 20:10:00] Dave: Right where you like to be
[2026-05-02 20:15:00] Dave: Do you like butterfinger?
[2026-05-02 20:17:00] Dave: And do you have a conversation prompt?
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Loooovveeee!!
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Dave: Ok. We’re back together
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: So bossy 🤪 hold please
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Loooovveeee!!
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: So bossy 🤪 hold please
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Dave: Ok. We’re back together
[2026-05-02 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-02 20:20:00] Dave: I’ll show you bossy 😈
[2026-05-02 20:20:00] Dave: I’ll show you bossy 😈
[2026-05-02 20:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Have we done this one before?
[2026-05-02 20:22:00] Dave: I think so
[2026-05-02 20:22:00] Dave: Or something very similar
[2026-05-02 20:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 20:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to honestly still go with our first kiss/make out session in your car on crazy night. I was NOT expecting it and it made me feel like a horny teenager in for the first time in years and years 😍
[2026-05-02 20:23:00] Sam Willis: I know. They all blur bc we talk so much 😂
[2026-05-02 20:23:00] Dave: The car on crazy night
[2026-05-02 20:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to honestly still go with our first kiss/make out session in your car on crazy night. I was NOT expecting it and it made me feel like a horny teenager in for the first time in years and years 😍
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Shut the fuck up
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Shut the fuck up
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: You did not say the same thing I said
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Dave: Ofc I did
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Dave: Idek why it’s a surprise anymore lol
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: My name is Sam
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: WHO IS HELENE
[2026-05-02 20:24:00] Sam Willis: 😡
[2026-05-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Why is it your favorite spicy memory??
[2026-05-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: You’re Jedi mind tricking or something
[2026-05-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: 🥰
[2026-05-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: You’re Jedi mind tricking or something
[2026-05-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Why is it your favorite spicy memory??
[2026-05-02 20:31:00] Dave: Because it was the first time we took it to the next level. It was amazing - like literal electricity. You were so hot the war you looked at me. And most of all, it kicked off WAA 🥰
[2026-05-02 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh god it really was so so hott
[2026-05-02 21:18:00] Dave: It’s that magical time here baby 😁
[2026-05-02 21:18:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-05-02 21:18:00] Dave: Planning your next session? 😋
[2026-05-02 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ha we will see. I might have been too eager earlier lol
[2026-05-02 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I am “foam rolling” my feet lolol and watching true crime of course
[2026-05-02 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ha we will see. I might have been too eager earlier lol
[2026-05-02 21:19:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-02 21:19:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Dave: Yeah I figured
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Sam Willis: But I’m not tired so there’s still time!! lol
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I just ate some hard boiled eggs and I dunno why they’re so damn delicious
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. I hope you have a great night baby. Sleep well!!
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Get that energy back so you can do more running tomorrow!!!
[2026-05-02 21:20:00] Dave: So you put butter on them?
[2026-05-02 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Butter?!? wtf
[2026-05-02 21:21:00] Dave: You wtf!
[2026-05-02 21:21:00] Dave: Ofc butter
[2026-05-02 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I’m not putting butter on my hard boiled eggs! wtf. The whole point is for it to be healthy
[2026-05-02 21:21:00] Dave: It’s still healthy 🙄
[2026-05-02 21:22:00] Dave: Carbs are the enemy
[2026-05-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Listen, I need all the help I can get lol
[2026-05-02 21:22:00] Dave: And no, plain ass HBEs are not delicious
[2026-05-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I put a weeeeeee pinch of salt
[2026-05-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: So yes they ARE delicious
[2026-05-02 21:23:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-02 21:23:00] Dave: You are just determined to end this relationship today aren’t you
[2026-05-02 21:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-02 21:24:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-02 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck, rolling out my feet hurts sooooooo badly I want to punch the wall
[2026-05-02 21:25:00] Dave: Oooh yeah.. I bet from your surgeries
[2026-05-02 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Probs
[2026-05-02 21:25:00] Dave: Alright babydoll
[2026-05-02 21:26:00] Dave: I love you and can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-02 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Alright love. It’s weird for you to go to bed when it’s not even dark yet. But I mean fine. I’ll allow it
[2026-05-02 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I love you the most!
[2026-05-02 21:26:00] Dave: It’s dark af here
[2026-05-02 21:27:00] Dave: I love you the most
[2026-05-02 23:10:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/bam__margera/reel/DXIZPvHjAeH/ BAM on Instagram 13M views, 844K likes, 19K comments: "Haven’t done this shit since C...
[2026-05-02 23:11:00] Sam Willis: Had no idea until I read the comments that this was Bam Margera. Dude has aggeedddddd
[2026-05-02 23:11:00] Sam Willis: 🫣
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DAY OVERVIEW The conversation began with Dave expressing frustration about returning to the gym and his therapist's homework on trauma. The discussion evolved into a playful and sexually charged tone, with flirtation and reminiscing about their past encounters. The day ended on a tender note, reflecting on their connection and eagerly anticipating Dave’s upcoming visit.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Gym and Running: Dave's reluctance to return to the gym and his plan for running intervals. - Therapist's Homework: Discussing trauma, PTSD, and Dave's relationship with his father. - BJJ (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu): Reasons for not continuing and the therapeutic aspects it provided. - Dogs and Their Behaviors: Observations about the dogs' peculiar habits. - Lena’s Memoir: Discussing Lena’s memoir and the concept of trauma and its impact on individuals. - Running High: Sam’s inquiry about Dave experiencing a runner's high and his response. - Dave's Phone Call: Dave's preparation for a phone call that was longer than usual. - Prom Night: Discussing Emerson's plans for prom and the logistics of monitoring his location. - Cheesecake: Dave’s purchase of cheesecake and cherry filling, which he planned to share with Sam. - Hard-Boiled Eggs: The debate about whether to put butter on hard-boiled eggs and their health implications. - Foot Rolling: Sam's painful experience with foam rolling her feet and the potential cause.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiated the sexual tone by describing his thoughts about Sam's body and their past encounters. - The conversation included a detailed discussion about a new toy Sam tried, with Dave expressing his approval and Sam sharing her experience. - Dave’s plan to tease Sam on the car ride and the anticipation of their future intimate encounters were highlighted. - The memory of their first intimate encounter in Dave's car was recalled as a spicy and fond moment.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the playful teasing and reflection on their relationship, while Dave followed with his own humorous and flirtatious responses. - Expressions of love and longing were evident, particularly in their discussion of Dave's upcoming visit and the reminiscing of their first intimate moment. - The power dynamic showed a playful balance, with both parties engaging in teasing and flirtatious banter.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, greeting Sam. - "I hope I get to hear your voice soon" — Dave, expressing desire to talk. - "I'm gonna charge all these babies" — Sam, referring to her toys. - "You're so hot the war you looked at me" — Dave, reminiscing about Sam's gaze. - "It was the first time we took it to the next level" — Dave, reflecting on their first intimate encounter.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Dave’s upcoming visit to Sam’s place. - The unresolved topic of Dave’s continued reluctance to return to BJJ. - The ongoing discussion of trauma and its impact on their lives.
MOOD MAP playful sarcasm → sexually charged reminiscing → tender and affectionate → reflective and anticipatory
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
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Messages exchanged
292
32 fewer; previous average 324.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
26
5 fewer; previous average 31.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 132 · 45% | 160 · 55% |
| Average reply time | 2m 52s | 1m 38s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 21% shorter; previous average 3m 39s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 16% shorter; previous average 1m 57s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 7m 3s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 292 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (30), Status update (30), Flirting (16), Excitement (11), Affection (10)
- Sam Willis: Humor (32), Status update (27), Affection (20), Checking in (17), Frustration (17)
Tension and positive follow-ups
16 of 23 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (70%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 19s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
282 of 292 messages (96.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 128 / 132 | 97.0% |
| Sam Willis | 154 / 160 | 96.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.77 |
| Boundary setting | 0.80 |
| Checking in | 0.66 |
| Deep sharing | 0.83 |
| Disagreement | 0.67 |
| Emotional support | 0.70 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.82 |
| Flirting | 0.78 |
| Frustration | 0.65 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.72 |
| Request | 0.55 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-12 17:42:54
- Schema: 1.3.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
30 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.82
[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you the most!
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:27:00 PM] Dave
I love you the most
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Dave
I love you and can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Holy 🥵🥵🥵
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9924999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:34:00 PM] Dave
And I love YOU
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
One dream was we were at work. I was in Southlake visiting and I was working in a cube and you were leaving for the day and you were walking by other cubes to leave and you were saying bye, then as you passed my cube you bent down and kissed me!! In front of everyone!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Anyway. I hope you have a great night baby. Sleep well!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahhhh god it really was so so hott
Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:33:00 PM] Dave
You’re the best baby
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
You made your flight time on Saturday even later!! 😍
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Love love love this!! So proud of you! Did you feel the runners high afterwards? I’m just getting up 😅
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
We might have to breakup bc I’m so far beneath you now
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you for coming to see me. You’re the best 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Awww look how handsome!! I love the pop of yellow! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Awww look how handsome!! I love the pop of yellow!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
And nope…I still see Juliet 😂😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 07:02:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go in list traumatic experiences Cause we're talking, she asked I don't know how we got on this topic but she asked do you think you have PTSD from your marriage and I was like yeah Of course I do And then I kind of like backpedal a little bit because Like technically, I think I probably do because you know I know what Trauma is and it's different for you know everybody internally, but I also at the same time feel Weird about using the term PTSD cause I associate that with combat veterans than I know, I've told you I've worked with some combat veterans With severe PTSD and that is a whole other fucking animal than my little I'm not happy you know my life So Anyway, that's how we got on that that so I gotta write down the timeline of mine dramatic events She's been like going back to My relationship with my father, which is like so cliché Cause I don't do it as bad it's just like seems normal to me, but she's insistent that it's like I don't know if it's Bad or traumatic but like there's definitely, I got something there She used the term absent, but I wouldn't say that he was around, but admittedly, he was kind of disassociated I guess Check out is the right word you worked super hard and you went to work early and came home late and did this thing to relax basically read And Like we're on vacation like ignore us or everything like that Stuff so I don't know, but anyway, I really got far off of even reminded me to tell you about this which was How to get from enjoying running to life I mean, running and my other part of the assignment for this week is to Tell her why I'm answer the question why I don't do jujutsu anymore Which does a multi part question but the idea there is kind of like that that she recognized to you that that was a pretty big therapeutic aspect of my life and it's been missing For roughly the time that I've been kind of going down if you will So Yeah, I guess ultimately The answer is, I should start doing jujutsu Why am I not doing jujutsu you may We've kind of talked about it But I think it's because one it's hard to get into A new place and have it be like The The same like it's a whole thing right where you gotta figure out how to A part of the benefit of it as the relationships that you build, you know And like Finding another place to do that and fucking making the time to go and it's all such a hassle Plus, so that's one aspect of it. Another aspect is with my hip like. The last time I've tried to get back into it The last time I did it Her again and kind of quit and fell out of it So you know a little worried about that whole hip aspect So yeah, and it's fucking expensive. That's the other thing so expensive. It's like a minimum of $200 a month that most places and realistically I can't like I don't think I can go to enough classes to justify that price. It's so much for like one or two classes a week maybe because the other part of this is that it will require like. Rewiring my whole afternoon or evenings, right like is it all in the evenings and it was so great about it before is that it was morning classes and I might lined up with my schedule and like my work schedule and I didn't have like it was just all gravy Gets passed by here twice it's weird So yeah, there's reasons But I don't know I don't know if I'm feeling it to be More like I don't have to drive to do it so I don't know Not what I played while talking about this kind of For a first thing in the morning call, I'd rather just give you 10 inches of pure, blissful happiness pleasure instead of All this Sad therapy talk No, it's not sad. I'm not sad. I just. I'm thinking about this again now and I'm getting ready to go in the gym and hate running so you know I don't hate though is you and you're a beautiful face and you're luscious hair And you're delicious pussy. I don't hate any of those things. In fact, I love them, especially your pussy and even more so the wonderful amazing woman wrapped around it. So I hope you have a great day and I hope I get to hear your voice soon. I love doing that too. And I hope you can take this 11 inches and Sorry I was just Take it bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Dave
I love this
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:31:00 PM] Dave
Because it was the first time we took it to the next level. It was amazing - like literal electricity. You were so hot the war you looked at me. And most of all, it kicked off WAA 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:25:00 PM] Dave
Alright babydoll
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
I love the rambling
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Dave
Jesus you’re so hot 🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Loooovveeee!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok ok. Let me back up. Good morning handsome! 😍😍
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Will you come clean my house, too? ☺️☺️
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥰
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Really good!! I like the rotation vibrator thingy!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cheesecake!! Yummm
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Dave
Ok. We’re back together This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Appreciation
11 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.77
[2026-05-02 06:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you for coming to see me. You’re the best 😭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:35:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:32:00 PM] Dave
You’re so sweet
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Love love love this!! So proud of you! Did you feel the runners high afterwards? I’m just getting up 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Very good questions. Could be. 🤔
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Very good questions. Could be. 🤔 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good call
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:39:00 PM] Dave
Thank you for having me!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:32:00 PM] Dave
And yeah I’ll agree that’s a pretty good photo
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:21:00 PM] Dave
Ofc butter
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:23:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, he did a good job picking that out
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Boundary setting
1 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Shut the fuck up
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
Checking in
24 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-05-02 07:39:00 PM] Dave
Is he staying out all night?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
What have you been up to?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 07:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
How’s your night going?
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which one more so? I don’t even know what Greyson looks like. Send pic lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:17:00 AM] Sam Willis
What thought?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:23:00 PM] Dave
What are you doing for the rest of the day?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
And????
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[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
So does this mean you didn’t take a nap??
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Are you gonna go again??
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[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Listen, I need all the help I can get lol
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[2026-05-02 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
I also want to know why you don’t do BJJ anymore
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[2026-05-02 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Did you actually try to find that again since you moved to TX?
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Dave
how was it?!
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[2026-05-02 08:15:00 PM] Dave
Do you like butterfinger?
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[2026-05-02 08:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have we done this one before?
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[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ha we will see. I might have been too eager earlier lol This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Is he taking a date?
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[2026-05-02 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you think either of the boys look like you? I see a lot of Juliet in that pic lol
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[2026-05-02 06:41:00 PM] Dave
It was longer than that last time right?
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[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is it your favorite spicy memory??
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[2026-05-02 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ve asked you and you kind of brush it off or give a non answer
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHO IS HELENE
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[2026-05-02 09:18:00 PM] Dave
What are you up to?
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[2026-05-02 09:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Probs
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Deep sharing
7 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.83
[2026-05-02 07:02:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go in list traumatic experiences Cause we're talking, she asked I don't know how we got on this topic but she asked do you think you have PTSD from your marriage and I was like yeah Of course I do And then I kind of like backpedal a little bit because Like technically, I think I probably do because you know I know what Trauma is and it's different for you know everybody internally, but I also at the same time feel Weird about using the term PTSD cause I associate that with combat veterans than I know, I've told you I've worked with some combat veterans With severe PTSD and that is a whole other fucking animal than my little I'm not happy you know my life So Anyway, that's how we got on that that so I gotta write down the timeline of mine dramatic events She's been like going back to My relationship with my father, which is like so cliché Cause I don't do it as bad it's just like seems normal to me, but she's insistent that it's like I don't know if it's Bad or traumatic but like there's definitely, I got something there She used the term absent, but I wouldn't say that he was around, but admittedly, he was kind of disassociated I guess Check out is the right word you worked super hard and you went to work early and came home late and did this thing to relax basically read And Like we're on vacation like ignore us or everything like that Stuff so I don't know, but anyway, I really got far off of even reminded me to tell you about this which was How to get from enjoying running to life I mean, running and my other part of the assignment for this week is to Tell her why I'm answer the question why I don't do jujutsu anymore Which does a multi part question but the idea there is kind of like that that she recognized to you that that was a pretty big therapeutic aspect of my life and it's been missing For roughly the time that I've been kind of going down if you will So Yeah, I guess ultimately The answer is, I should start doing jujutsu Why am I not doing jujutsu you may We've kind of talked about it But I think it's because one it's hard to get into A new place and have it be like The The same like it's a whole thing right where you gotta figure out how to A part of the benefit of it as the relationships that you build, you know And like Finding another place to do that and fucking making the time to go and it's all such a hassle Plus, so that's one aspect of it. Another aspect is with my hip like. The last time I've tried to get back into it The last time I did it Her again and kind of quit and fell out of it So you know a little worried about that whole hip aspect So yeah, and it's fucking expensive. That's the other thing so expensive. It's like a minimum of $200 a month that most places and realistically I can't like I don't think I can go to enough classes to justify that price. It's so much for like one or two classes a week maybe because the other part of this is that it will require like. Rewiring my whole afternoon or evenings, right like is it all in the evenings and it was so great about it before is that it was morning classes and I might lined up with my schedule and like my work schedule and I didn't have like it was just all gravy Gets passed by here twice it's weird So yeah, there's reasons But I don't know I don't know if I'm feeling it to be More like I don't have to drive to do it so I don't know Not what I played while talking about this kind of For a first thing in the morning call, I'd rather just give you 10 inches of pure, blissful happiness pleasure instead of All this Sad therapy talk No, it's not sad. I'm not sad. I just. I'm thinking about this again now and I'm getting ready to go in the gym and hate running so you know I don't hate though is you and you're a beautiful face and you're luscious hair And you're delicious pussy. I don't hate any of those things. In fact, I love them, especially your pussy and even more so the wonderful amazing woman wrapped around it. So I hope you have a great day and I hope I get to hear your voice soon. I love doing that too. And I hope you can take this 11 inches and Sorry I was just Take it bye
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[2026-05-02 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Anyway I don't know all that to say yes it sounds cliché but there's probably something there and it's not even like anything that they did to you but it's like unhealthy maybe Coping mechanisms or whatever that they also passed down to you that they just didn't know any better so like I got a lot of my codependency for my mom I got a lot of my lack of boundaries because my mom has no fucking boundaries And just so you know other things so Are you seeing her again next Thursday? I take it. And dying anyway All right and then real quick about my dream so in real life, Brandon has his 15 year-old reunion today and he was talking about it and I was like oh my 20th is coming up this year. We're trying to figure out when and where we're gonna go and. So that must've been on my mind because then I had a dream that I hosted That I posted my high school reunion and I also must've had in my mind are sloppy conversation that you and I had last night because I got so motherfucking sloppy at this reunion and I don't remember like any of it but I like really pissed people off and I woke up and like so many people told me how inappropriate I was and That like basically it was just this horrible thing and it was all my fault and like I did really inappropriate shit I have no idea what but like all I remember is I was hosting this game just like you know get to know you again and type game and These stocks and I don't know I must've asked inappropriate shit. My dad was the one in seen it though which is so funny anyway all right these dogs are pulling hard. I'm going to let you go for the time being.
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[2026-05-02 08:31:00 PM] Dave
Because it was the first time we took it to the next level. It was amazing - like literal electricity. You were so hot the war you looked at me. And most of all, it kicked off WAA 🥰
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[2026-05-02 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, also can we talk about how much dog freezer reserve so that they can save up enough pee to pee on like every fourth bush that they pass like what the hell on just like can pee a little cut it off keep walking pee a little cut it off like what the fuck anyway This is gonna be hard to message you Also, it's kind of windy which I'm loving for the breeze, but I don't know how bad you're hearing it but OK, I wanted to say I wanted to say real quick about the trauma versus PTSD and like I never really thought about it, but I feel like Like going through trauma is different than maybe it isn't but like for my life I definitely feel like I would never say like I have PTSD like that's never come to mine but if I think about my life like yeah there's been trauma so I don't know he just made me think of that Because I kind of hear you like I've always reserved like PTSD for like combat veterans so but I said though I totally think yes do you have had trauma in your life? I mean, just the fact that your dad passed away whenever you were such a young age like that in end of itself as trauma. I know it sounds cliché till I talk about how your childhood impacts your adulthood, but I do think it totally doesn't mean that your parents were like malicious in anyway It just means that yeah that shit impacts us but I hear you though because when I was in therapy, I was pissed off because Childhood I'm like I had an amazing childhood And like loved it and I love my family today and like big on family blah blah blah and I don't know my mom was an alcoholic and that came out whenever I was in college so it's like yeah there's probably something there this fucking old person is picking up their dogs poop And it's taking them 20 motherfucking years and my dogs are And everything how am I gonna do this? It's gonna be fine. OK let me pass this guy.
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[2026-05-02 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: All right, I'm gonna attempt to audio message even though I'm walking to the dogs and it's already so fucking hot outside. This is what happens when I don't get up early. I am going to suffer anyway. Yes, I'm not going to the gym today But I am going tomorrow and it's gonna be great. It's gonna be fine. Oh dammit OK Lexi's pooping I'll be back
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[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is it your favorite spicy memory?? This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is This message responded to an earlier message.
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Disagreement
14 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-05-02 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are Don’t you argue with me
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[2026-05-02 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are Don’t you argue with me This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
You did not say the same thing I said
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[2026-05-02 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
You lost me at cherry filling though
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[2026-05-02 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t actually think you should do BJJ anymore. But to find a different community type thing again
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[2026-05-02 10:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
But does ALL trauma result in PTSD
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[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Dave
Carbs are the enemy
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[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think the bigger question that she’s trying to get to is why you don’t feel the drive
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[2026-05-02 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
I was not happy with you. You thought it was hilarious. And that no one could see. Which yea right 🙄🙄
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[2026-05-02 10:51:00 AM] Dave
PTSD is the result of trauma
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[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Dave
And no, plain ass HBEs are not delicious
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[2026-05-02 10:06:00 AM] Dave
I’ve never thought of it like that, really… but I mean, that’s just how it was for everyone right?
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[2026-05-02 09:21:00 PM] Dave
It’s still healthy 🙄
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[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
So yes they ARE delicious
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Emotional support
15 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-05-02 09:25:00 PM] Dave
Oooh yeah.. I bet from your surgeries
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[2026-05-02 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ugh I’m jealous. Enjoy!!
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[2026-05-02 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, also can we talk about how much dog freezer reserve so that they can save up enough pee to pee on like every fourth bush that they pass like what the hell on just like can pee a little cut it off keep walking pee a little cut it off like what the fuck anyway This is gonna be hard to message you Also, it's kind of windy which I'm loving for the breeze, but I don't know how bad you're hearing it but OK, I wanted to say I wanted to say real quick about the trauma versus PTSD and like I never really thought about it, but I feel like Like going through trauma is different than maybe it isn't but like for my life I definitely feel like I would never say like I have PTSD like that's never come to mine but if I think about my life like yeah there's been trauma so I don't know he just made me think of that Because I kind of hear you like I've always reserved like PTSD for like combat veterans so but I said though I totally think yes do you have had trauma in your life? I mean, just the fact that your dad passed away whenever you were such a young age like that in end of itself as trauma. I know it sounds cliché till I talk about how your childhood impacts your adulthood, but I do think it totally doesn't mean that your parents were like malicious in anyway It just means that yeah that shit impacts us but I hear you though because when I was in therapy, I was pissed off because Childhood I'm like I had an amazing childhood And like loved it and I love my family today and like big on family blah blah blah and I don't know my mom was an alcoholic and that came out whenever I was in college so it's like yeah there's probably something there this fucking old person is picking up their dogs poop And it's taking them 20 motherfucking years and my dogs are And everything how am I gonna do this? It's gonna be fine. OK let me pass this guy.
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[2026-05-02 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like obviously she went through some. Maybe it fucked her up just as much as a combat veteran. 🤷♀️
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[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Dave
Yeah we haven gotten that far yet
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[2026-05-02 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
You made your flight time on Saturday even later!! 😍
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[2026-05-02 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is
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[2026-05-02 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok sorry, I’m way too busy looking at how fucking hottttttt you are!!!!
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[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just ate some hard boiled eggs and I dunno why they’re so damn delicious
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[2026-05-02 09:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Holy fuck, rolling out my feet hurts sooooooo badly I want to punch the wall
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[2026-05-02 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t actually think you should do BJJ anymore. But to find a different community type thing again
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[2026-05-02 04:28:00 PM] Dave
3 years ago 😅
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[2026-05-02 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Omg my therapist said my parents were absent too!
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[2026-05-02 10:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bad bad BAD
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[2026-05-02 12:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like a new woman
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Encouragement
3 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-05-02 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re sexy no matter what
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[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Get that energy back so you can do more running tomorrow!!!
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[2026-05-02 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, my night was going pretty well until I had to take Juliette's car to the store, which is fucking awful I have not driven an ice engine and fucking. I don't know years. It sucks Jesus Christ how people do this with the. Like push the brakes and just drifting once you take your foot off the gas And like it doesn't go into park automatically when you take your seatbelt off and then you have to turn it off. Turn the engine like what the fuck this dog just crazy. This motherfucker Jesus On the fucking scooter oh my God, go you asshole Sorry, some fucking piece of shit kid on a scooter. I was at a stoplight to get out of the grocery store and this kid like weed in front of the car and just like sat there for a minute and then turned and went off the other. I hope this is picking up my audio through my AirPods and not like from the phone that's just sitting down in the console See I was going pretty well until I had to fucking lower myself to driving a regular car How about you? Well, I guess I know your night's going pretty damn well I love that you like that toy. I wasn't sure how that was gonna work out, but I'm glad it worked out good. Oh yeah, so I went to the store to get some cheesecake cause I want a cheesecake ever since you were talking about that so I got some cheesecake and some Cherry filling to put on top of it like cherries oh mine
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Excitement
26 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.82
[2026-05-02 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wow 11 inches this morning! Can’t wait
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
Oooh yes! Me too
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
Oooh yes! Me too This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 02:22:00 PM] Dave
Yes!! Nap tiiiiiiime
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[2026-05-02 06:33:00 PM] Dave
Eeeeee!
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[2026-05-02 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Eeeeee!!!!!
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[2026-05-02 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
In my house. With my zoo. Eeeeee!!!!
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[2026-05-02 06:39:00 PM] Dave
I can’t fucking wait!!
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[2026-05-02 06:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll pick you up from the airport and we will have about a 40 min drive, which means that’ll be the longest wait time ever without having you on top of me!!! 🥵
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Loooovveeee!! This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 07:35:00 PM] Dave
Awesome!!
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just tried out the new toy 😍
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Really good!! I like the rotation vibrator thingy!!
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Dave
YEEEESSSSS
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[2026-05-02 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cheesecake!! Yummm
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:17:00 AM] Dave
Omg! I swear I had that same thought today!!
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[2026-05-02 10:23:00 AM] Dave
But not importantly: how did we have this general thought at the same time?! 🤯
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[2026-05-02 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahhhh!!
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
And thennnnnn a few hours later, I had the best orgasm EVER
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[2026-05-02 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
But yes!!! 🥵
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[2026-05-02 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m alone! It’s GLORIOUS
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
As of now, Christian still plans to go out tonight. Yay!!
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[2026-05-02 09:18:00 PM] Dave
It’s that magical time here baby 😁
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Loooovveeee!!
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[2026-05-02 10:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
RIGHT?!?
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Dave
how was it?!
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Flirting
20 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Dave
Jesus you’re so hot 🥵
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 08:20:00 PM] Dave
I’ll show you bossy 😈
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[2026-05-02 08:20:00 PM] Dave
I’ll show you bossy 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 09:27:00 PM] Dave
I love you the most
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[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Dave
I love you and can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
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[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you the most!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Alright love. It’s weird for you to go to bed when it’s not even dark yet. But I mean fine. I’ll allow it
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6545
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[2026-05-02 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
One dream was we were at work. I was in Southlake visiting and I was working in a cube and you were leaving for the day and you were walking by other cubes to leave and you were saying bye, then as you passed my cube you bent down and kissed me!! In front of everyone!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:41:00 PM] Dave
Naked rendezvous
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[2026-05-02 06:46:00 PM] Dave
Maybe I’ll sit in the back behind you and reach around and molest you the whole way 😈
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[2026-05-02 08:09:00 PM] Dave
Beneath me 😏
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[2026-05-02 08:10:00 PM] Dave
Right where you like to be
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Dave
I wonder I can do to tease you on the car ride
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[2026-05-02 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
But yes!!! 🥵
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[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Take it 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Take it 😏
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[2026-05-02 10:20:00 AM] Dave
But like, what if I kissed you in front of people - like totally nonchalantly. But the thought was more about what if would look like if you left the bar early to go up to your room and meet me - and someone saw me coming into the hotel and NOT joining the group lol
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Dave
What if I just took my pants off lol?
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Frustration
25 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
😡
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Shut the fuck up This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also cleaning. The house is 🤯 I don’t get how it gets so messy 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 09:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m not putting butter on my hard boiled eggs! wtf. The whole point is for it to be healthy
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ve asked you and you kind of brush it off or give a non answer
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
I was not happy with you. You thought it was hilarious. And that no one could see. Which yea right 🙄🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:01:00 AM] Dave
That doesn’t come for M I L E S
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:09:00 AM] Dave
Yeah. I tried. Like I said though, it’s tough to find the right fit. I was getting there when I started at the place Zack trains at but that’s when I hurt my hip.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 11:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like obviously she went through some. Maybe it fucked her up just as much as a combat veteran. 🤷♀️
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.612
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[2026-05-02 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-05-02 06:36:00 PM] Dave
Taking forever actually 🤪
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[2026-05-02 08:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
But you do you boo. I hope you make it home safely in a NORMAL car 🙄🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
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[2026-05-02 10:17:00 AM] Dave
Not that you got mad
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
I was so sweaty and gross after the walks. Felt so good to shower and shave after. Holy hell I felt disgusting lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 08:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
🙄🙄
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[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I figured
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 09:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Butter?!? wtf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 10:01:00 AM] Dave
That doesn’t come for M I L E S This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Dave
Before hip surgery I tried a place that wasn’t really a fit either.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmph This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-05-02 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
So hard to know
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
So hard to know This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oof
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 08:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Shame.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 08:08:00 PM] Dave
It was sketchy
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Humor
62 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.71
[2026-05-02 08:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ya big baby!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-05-02 10:22:00 AM] Dave
LOLOLOL
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:22:00 AM] Sam Willis
😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe 🤭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
As I sit here questioning you, while I wake up at 8 and am eating fruit loops 😂😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 08:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know. They all blur bc we talk so much 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 07:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m gonna charge all these babies. lol. Did you charge mine before you mailed it?
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-02 10:50:00 AM] Dave
lol, creek just raises his leg and pretends once he’s out
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 04:21:00 PM] Dave
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh damn!! I WAS SO CLOSE!! 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re such a guy lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
RIGHT?!?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 11:03:00 AM] Dave
Lmao I want to know what you did that was so inappropriate 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’ll be BASICALLY like you’re moving in!!!! Hahahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahaha fuck off 🖕🏻
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Dave
What if I just took my pants off lol?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:06:00 AM] Dave
Well… keep listening lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
I had dreams about you. I had a lot of dreams. They were mostly fucked up 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
So bossy 🤪 hold please
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-05-02 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok why did I think Life360 was that button old people can press like when they fall down?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 04:22:00 PM] Dave
Life Alert!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ha we will see. I might have been too eager earlier lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right?!? That’s the name of that button!!! lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Alright love. It’s weird for you to go to bed when it’s not even dark yet. But I mean fine. I’ll allow it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-02 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Probably the same parent company lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wow 11 inches this morning! Can’t wait
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:22:00 AM] Dave
I mean… 🤷♂️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 10:23:00 AM] Sam Willis
No shit!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 04:13:00 PM] Dave
Life 360… see? It changed life to like 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
But also. Heads up. I’m a bad driver. Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:45:00 PM] Dave
OK maybe that’s not such a great idea 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-02 06:45:00 PM] Dave
OK maybe that’s not such a great idea 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-02 07:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK I’m going to have to do this again though bc I couldn’t figure out how to get the outside thingy to vibrate. 😅 now I know
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha omg
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 07:39:00 PM] Dave
I bet!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:09:00 PM] Dave
Beneath me 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Dave
Idek why it’s a surprise anymore lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re Jedi mind tricking or something This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:01:00 AM] Dave
No, not even close lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:01:00 AM] Dave
No, not even close lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
So bossy 🤪 hold please This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:33:00 PM] Dave
Now I just need to drop 40lbs and I’ll look like that again lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 04:31:00 PM] Dave
😊
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-05-02 06:38:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 11:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think I was asking them sex questions or some shit. Who knows
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just took a little 30 min one too. I don’t know that I slept but I laid down! lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 08:08:00 PM] Dave
Idk how anybody drives these caveman machines
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
😂😂😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I’m not tired so there’s still time!! lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Actually it’s 11” of rambling lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
I love the rambling
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
I was so sweaty and gross after the walks. Felt so good to shower and shave after. Holy hell I felt disgusting lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 02:22:00 PM] Dave
😁
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Can you watch the car’s every move?? lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re Jedi mind tricking or something
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Listen, I need all the help I can get lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression
3 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-05-02 09:23:00 PM] Dave
You are just determined to end this relationship today aren’t you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:03:00 AM] Dave
So don’t get your hopes up
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:21:00 PM] Dave
You wtf!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Planning
9 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.72
[2026-05-02 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll be planning our future together by that Thursday 🤪
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’ll be BASICALLY like you’re moving in!!!! Hahahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Dave
We haven’t talked about the BJJ thing yet, that was homework
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:21:00 PM] Dave
You wanna see something cool?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are you sure you’re prepared to spend THAT much time with me!! 😳😳
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:20:00 AM] Dave
But like, what if I kissed you in front of people - like totally nonchalantly. But the thought was more about what if would look like if you left the bar early to go up to your room and meet me - and someone saw me coming into the hotel and NOT joining the group lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 09:18:00 PM] Dave
Planning your next session? 😋
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m so gonna take a nap today
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:17:00 PM] Dave
And do you have a conversation prompt?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Request
2 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.55
[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Dave
What did you fantasize about?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:20:00 PM] Dave
So you put butter on them?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Sexting
7 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.90
[2026-05-02 07:02:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go in list traumatic experiences Cause we're talking, she asked I don't know how we got on this topic but she asked do you think you have PTSD from your marriage and I was like yeah Of course I do And then I kind of like backpedal a little bit because Like technically, I think I probably do because you know I know what Trauma is and it's different for you know everybody internally, but I also at the same time feel Weird about using the term PTSD cause I associate that with combat veterans than I know, I've told you I've worked with some combat veterans With severe PTSD and that is a whole other fucking animal than my little I'm not happy you know my life So Anyway, that's how we got on that that so I gotta write down the timeline of mine dramatic events She's been like going back to My relationship with my father, which is like so cliché Cause I don't do it as bad it's just like seems normal to me, but she's insistent that it's like I don't know if it's Bad or traumatic but like there's definitely, I got something there She used the term absent, but I wouldn't say that he was around, but admittedly, he was kind of disassociated I guess Check out is the right word you worked super hard and you went to work early and came home late and did this thing to relax basically read And Like we're on vacation like ignore us or everything like that Stuff so I don't know, but anyway, I really got far off of even reminded me to tell you about this which was How to get from enjoying running to life I mean, running and my other part of the assignment for this week is to Tell her why I'm answer the question why I don't do jujutsu anymore Which does a multi part question but the idea there is kind of like that that she recognized to you that that was a pretty big therapeutic aspect of my life and it's been missing For roughly the time that I've been kind of going down if you will So Yeah, I guess ultimately The answer is, I should start doing jujutsu Why am I not doing jujutsu you may We've kind of talked about it But I think it's because one it's hard to get into A new place and have it be like The The same like it's a whole thing right where you gotta figure out how to A part of the benefit of it as the relationships that you build, you know And like Finding another place to do that and fucking making the time to go and it's all such a hassle Plus, so that's one aspect of it. Another aspect is with my hip like. The last time I've tried to get back into it The last time I did it Her again and kind of quit and fell out of it So you know a little worried about that whole hip aspect So yeah, and it's fucking expensive. That's the other thing so expensive. It's like a minimum of $200 a month that most places and realistically I can't like I don't think I can go to enough classes to justify that price. It's so much for like one or two classes a week maybe because the other part of this is that it will require like. Rewiring my whole afternoon or evenings, right like is it all in the evenings and it was so great about it before is that it was morning classes and I might lined up with my schedule and like my work schedule and I didn't have like it was just all gravy Gets passed by here twice it's weird So yeah, there's reasons But I don't know I don't know if I'm feeling it to be More like I don't have to drive to do it so I don't know Not what I played while talking about this kind of For a first thing in the morning call, I'd rather just give you 10 inches of pure, blissful happiness pleasure instead of All this Sad therapy talk No, it's not sad. I'm not sad. I just. I'm thinking about this again now and I'm getting ready to go in the gym and hate running so you know I don't hate though is you and you're a beautiful face and you're luscious hair And you're delicious pussy. I don't hate any of those things. In fact, I love them, especially your pussy and even more so the wonderful amazing woman wrapped around it. So I hope you have a great day and I hope I get to hear your voice soon. I love doing that too. And I hope you can take this 11 inches and Sorry I was just Take it bye
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m going to honestly still go with our first kiss/make out session in your car on crazy night. I was NOT expecting it and it made me feel like a horny teenager in for the first time in years and years 😍
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.92
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll be driving with one hand and rubbing your cock with another
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll be driving with one hand and rubbing your cock with another This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
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[2026-05-02 12:51:00 PM] Dave
I bet we can think of some kind of sex game to make cleaning the house fun 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 08:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m going to honestly still go with our first kiss/make out session in your car on crazy night. I was NOT expecting it and it made me feel like a horny teenager in for the first time in years and years 😍 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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Status update
57 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Dave
Ok. We’re back together
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-02 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, my night was going pretty well until I had to take Juliette's car to the store, which is fucking awful I have not driven an ice engine and fucking. I don't know years. It sucks Jesus Christ how people do this with the. Like push the brakes and just drifting once you take your foot off the gas And like it doesn't go into park automatically when you take your seatbelt off and then you have to turn it off. Turn the engine like what the fuck this dog just crazy. This motherfucker Jesus On the fucking scooter oh my God, go you asshole Sorry, some fucking piece of shit kid on a scooter. I was at a stoplight to get out of the grocery store and this kid like weed in front of the car and just like sat there for a minute and then turned and went off the other. I hope this is picking up my audio through my AirPods and not like from the phone that's just sitting down in the console See I was going pretty well until I had to fucking lower myself to driving a regular car How about you? Well, I guess I know your night's going pretty damn well I love that you like that toy. I wasn't sure how that was gonna work out, but I'm glad it worked out good. Oh yeah, so I went to the store to get some cheesecake cause I want a cheesecake ever since you were talking about that so I got some cheesecake and some Cherry filling to put on top of it like cherries oh mine
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
As of now, Christian still plans to go out tonight. Yay!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:13:00 PM] Dave
It’s a tracking app
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 04:14:00 PM] Dave
Monitor speed and location and shit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 07:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
No he said only until like 10. Who knows
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Dave
Ok. We’re back together This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just tried out the new toy 😍
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am “foam rolling” my feet lolol and watching true crime of course
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:35:00 PM] Dave
That checks out
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:35:00 PM] Dave
It’s been about 5 months
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-02 09:26:00 PM] Dave
It’s dark af here
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Definitely like this one better than the one I had recently bought
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 11:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
🫣
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 04:25:00 PM] Dave
I go back and forth
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Same same
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 04:24:00 PM] Dave
Nah, he’s going with his friend group. None of them are taking dates
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 11:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Had no idea until I read the comments that this was Bam Margera. Dude has aggeedddddd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 08:38:00 AM] Dave
Intervals of 5 min run, 1 min sprint 🖕🖕🖕
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 11:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/bam__margera/reel/DXIZPvHjAeH/ BAM on Instagram 13M views, 844K likes, 19K comments: "Haven’t done this shit since C...
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 10:02:00 AM] Sam Willis
That’s disgusting
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
I definitely get the hip part
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 10:24:00 AM] Dave
I can’t remember if it was a dream or just a regular thought. But it was definitely within the last 24 hours
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 12:22:00 PM] Dave
Printing some stuff
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 12:22:00 PM] Dave
The usual
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:03:00 PM] Dave
As soon as I laid down Emerson asked me if he could take Seasmoke to the prom tonight.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Dave
I let him. So I had to get up and give him the key and set it for parental controls
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Eeeep
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[2026-05-02 04:05:00 PM] Dave
So I laid back down after he left and probably dozed off for like 20 mins
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:06:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I can see where it’s at and stuff This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:06:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I can see where it’s at and stuff
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:07:00 PM] Dave
But I also have like 360 anyway
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:07:00 PM] Dave
But I also have like 360 anyway This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
360?
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[2026-05-02 04:27:00 PM] Dave
I don’t think I have one lol
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[2026-05-02 04:31:00 PM] Dave
*were
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[2026-05-02 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
🔥🔥
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[2026-05-02 06:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
We didn’t have sex right away but we were making out and fucking around
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Plenty
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
If we want to die
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omggggg
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
In a few hours probs This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m still on this 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m still on this 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
In a few hours probs
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmph
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Dave
Ofc I did
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[2026-05-02 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I put a weeeeeee pinch of salt
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[2026-05-02 12:22:00 PM] Dave
Just cleaning and doing some laundry
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 07:04:00 PM] Dave
….yes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 07:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
No he said only until like 10. Who knows This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-02 08:22:00 PM] Dave
I think so
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[2026-05-02 08:22:00 PM] Dave
Or something very similar
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[2026-05-02 08:23:00 PM] Dave
The car on crazy night
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 06:42:00 PM] Dave
Yeah for sure
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-02 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good thing I have plenty of time tonight
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Vulnerability
18 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-05-02 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ugh I’m jealous. Enjoy!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-02 07:02:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine OK I'm not restarting this shit I was just backing out And stuff are going off So good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. I slept pretty well heading to the stupid faggots gym. I'm gonna stupid faggots run Like a retard Sorry, I don't know why I'm throwing in all the forbidden words this morning I guess that's how much I hate running Well, I shouldn't say that's how much that's how much I don't want to start back I don't feel like it What happened? How do you? How do you go from? Marathons enjoying it 15 minutes on the treadmill So yeah Oh, that reminds me Energy drink And I were talking about a lot about trauma stuff This last Thursday It wasn't like super remarkable but We were talking a lot about trauma And My homework for this week is to Actually, right now A timeline as far back cause I wanna go in list traumatic experiences Cause we're talking, she asked I don't know how we got on this topic but she asked do you think you have PTSD from your marriage and I was like yeah Of course I do And then I kind of like backpedal a little bit because Like technically, I think I probably do because you know I know what Trauma is and it's different for you know everybody internally, but I also at the same time feel Weird about using the term PTSD cause I associate that with combat veterans than I know, I've told you I've worked with some combat veterans With severe PTSD and that is a whole other fucking animal than my little I'm not happy you know my life So Anyway, that's how we got on that that so I gotta write down the timeline of mine dramatic events She's been like going back to My relationship with my father, which is like so cliché Cause I don't do it as bad it's just like seems normal to me, but she's insistent that it's like I don't know if it's Bad or traumatic but like there's definitely, I got something there She used the term absent, but I wouldn't say that he was around, but admittedly, he was kind of disassociated I guess Check out is the right word you worked super hard and you went to work early and came home late and did this thing to relax basically read And Like we're on vacation like ignore us or everything like that Stuff so I don't know, but anyway, I really got far off of even reminded me to tell you about this which was How to get from enjoying running to life I mean, running and my other part of the assignment for this week is to Tell her why I'm answer the question why I don't do jujutsu anymore Which does a multi part question but the idea there is kind of like that that she recognized to you that that was a pretty big therapeutic aspect of my life and it's been missing For roughly the time that I've been kind of going down if you will So Yeah, I guess ultimately The answer is, I should start doing jujutsu Why am I not doing jujutsu you may We've kind of talked about it But I think it's because one it's hard to get into A new place and have it be like The The same like it's a whole thing right where you gotta figure out how to A part of the benefit of it as the relationships that you build, you know And like Finding another place to do that and fucking making the time to go and it's all such a hassle Plus, so that's one aspect of it. Another aspect is with my hip like. The last time I've tried to get back into it The last time I did it Her again and kind of quit and fell out of it So you know a little worried about that whole hip aspect So yeah, and it's fucking expensive. That's the other thing so expensive. It's like a minimum of $200 a month that most places and realistically I can't like I don't think I can go to enough classes to justify that price. It's so much for like one or two classes a week maybe because the other part of this is that it will require like. Rewiring my whole afternoon or evenings, right like is it all in the evenings and it was so great about it before is that it was morning classes and I might lined up with my schedule and like my work schedule and I didn't have like it was just all gravy Gets passed by here twice it's weird So yeah, there's reasons But I don't know I don't know if I'm feeling it to be More like I don't have to drive to do it so I don't know Not what I played while talking about this kind of For a first thing in the morning call, I'd rather just give you 10 inches of pure, blissful happiness pleasure instead of All this Sad therapy talk No, it's not sad. I'm not sad. I just. I'm thinking about this again now and I'm getting ready to go in the gym and hate running so you know I don't hate though is you and you're a beautiful face and you're luscious hair And you're delicious pussy. I don't hate any of those things. In fact, I love them, especially your pussy and even more so the wonderful amazing woman wrapped around it. So I hope you have a great day and I hope I get to hear your voice soon. I love doing that too. And I hope you can take this 11 inches and Sorry I was just Take it bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-02 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Anyway I don't know all that to say yes it sounds cliché but there's probably something there and it's not even like anything that they did to you but it's like unhealthy maybe Coping mechanisms or whatever that they also passed down to you that they just didn't know any better so like I got a lot of my codependency for my mom I got a lot of my lack of boundaries because my mom has no fucking boundaries And just so you know other things so Are you seeing her again next Thursday? I take it. And dying anyway All right and then real quick about my dream so in real life, Brandon has his 15 year-old reunion today and he was talking about it and I was like oh my 20th is coming up this year. We're trying to figure out when and where we're gonna go and. So that must've been on my mind because then I had a dream that I hosted That I posted my high school reunion and I also must've had in my mind are sloppy conversation that you and I had last night because I got so motherfucking sloppy at this reunion and I don't remember like any of it but I like really pissed people off and I woke up and like so many people told me how inappropriate I was and That like basically it was just this horrible thing and it was all my fault and like I did really inappropriate shit I have no idea what but like all I remember is I was hosting this game just like you know get to know you again and type game and These stocks and I don't know I must've asked inappropriate shit. My dad was the one in seen it though which is so funny anyway all right these dogs are pulling hard. I'm going to let you go for the time being.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-02 08:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
But you do you boo. I hope you make it home safely in a NORMAL car 🙄🙄
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-05-02 08:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is it your favorite spicy memory?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-02 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like for example, listening to Lena’s memoir. She’s a fucking disaster. I want to judge her. Badly. Well I am judging her lol but who is to say what trauma she went through and how it shaped who she is This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 12:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also cleaning. The house is 🤯 I don’t get how it gets so messy 😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 06:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll pick you up from the airport and we will have about a 40 min drive, which means that’ll be the longest wait time ever without having you on top of me!!! 🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Omg my therapist said my parents were absent too!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I have lots to say about all this. I think. Maybe.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 08:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
I didn’t realize!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-02 10:59:00 AM] Dave
So that’s the thing… it’s all subjective. For example, we make fun of millennials or whatever generation for being “traumatized” by literally EVERYTHING. But from a psychological perspective, who’s to say they’re any less traumatized by accidentally being miss-gendered at Starbucks than a soldier is by seeing his friend get blown up? Obviously that’s an extreme example - for affect - but what if millennial’s psyche is not as robust as soldier’s is, and that “trauma” that seems silly to us actually does as much damage as the soldier’s trauma?
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[2026-05-02 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ha we will see. I might have been too eager earlier lol
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[2026-05-02 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
I had dreams about you. I had a lot of dreams. They were mostly fucked up 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-02 07:35:00 PM] Dave
I wasn’t sure how that rotation was gonna be
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[2026-05-02 10:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
But does ALL trauma result in PTSD
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[2026-05-02 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s not rambling, either
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[2026-05-02 08:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
My name is Sam
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.4
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