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2026-07-27

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[2026-07-27 07:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with it last night after messing with fusion 360 all day So I'm filling in all the stuff and little things that I ever put off And then Then it begins we'll see what happens Obviously, I won't keep you up-to-date without Obvious I think I'm calling in sick today so I can fuck with us Yeah I feel fine. I'm just don't feel like going in and I need to work on this. So yeah I hope you have a nice easy ride to work and are you going? Are you in the office today? You got a shit load of stuff going on this week. I'll have to scroll back up to that schedule. Or all that stuff that you told me what's going on cause I forgot just know it's a lot All right well I'm gonna get back to work on this. I love you and I cannot wait to hear your voice. Oh, and check in and we get to check in today that is fantastic and you're beautiful
[2026-07-27 08:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-27 08:43:00] Dave: I’m sore af too!
[2026-07-27 08:43:00] Dave: Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad
[2026-07-27 08:44:00] Dave: Doing all this work and shit is tough
[2026-07-27 08:44:00] Dave: That’s fucking dumb about the pets
[2026-07-27 08:45:00] Dave: ……
[2026-07-27 08:45:00] Dave: Oooh yeah, espp
[2026-07-27 08:45:00] Sam Willis: I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol
[2026-07-27 08:45:00] Dave: I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious
[2026-07-27 08:45:00] Dave: lol… let me think about something happy….
[2026-07-27 08:46:00] Dave: I never watched free Willy
[2026-07-27 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Which was my dream for like…3 years lol
[2026-07-27 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Crickets lol
[2026-07-27 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist
[2026-07-27 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Crickets lol
[2026-07-27 08:47:00] Dave: Yep! Love your tangents!
[2026-07-27 08:48:00] Dave: Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.
[2026-07-27 09:38:00] Sam Willis: lol my 7 year old self was in love
[2026-07-27 09:39:00] Sam Willis: God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣
[2026-07-27 11:04:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high
[2026-07-27 11:05:00] Dave: What’s the main thing driving it do you think?
[2026-07-27 11:05:00] Dave: I totally know that feeling and I’m sorry you’re feeling it baby 😩
[2026-07-27 11:05:00] Dave: Too many things on your mind probably?
[2026-07-27 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Lack of sleep probably lol
[2026-07-27 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Lack of sleep probably lol
[2026-07-27 11:10:00] Sam Willis: Also, do you ever have so many dreams you can’t even remember what is reality or what was just your imagination? Sigh
[2026-07-27 11:11:00] Dave: Uhhh.. 😬😅
[2026-07-27 11:11:00] Dave: No. Really try to think of what’s wrong. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?
[2026-07-27 11:11:00] Dave: No. Really try to think of what’s wrong. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?
[2026-07-27 11:12:00] Dave: You know I don’t really have dreams. But that must be pretty annoying to say the least
[2026-07-27 11:12:00] Dave: You know I don’t really have dreams. But that must be pretty annoying to say the least
[2026-07-27 11:23:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I just feel impending doom. Maybe it’s bc the blinds are down in my office and so it’s dark in here. I’m worried about Christian not getting this new job. I’m worried about all the shit I still need to do at the house before my realtor comes over tomorrow. I have 2 1x1s today that I’m like blahhhhhh i don’t want to talk.
[2026-07-27 11:23:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I just feel impending doom. Maybe it’s bc the blinds are down in my office and so it’s dark in here. I’m worried about Christian not getting this new job. I’m worried about all the shit I still need to do at the house before my realtor comes over tomorrow. I have 2 1x1s today that I’m like blahhhhhh i don’t want to talk.
[2026-07-27 11:24:00] Dave: What do you need from me? Can I help you triage? Tell you what I’d do? Tell you why you don’t have to worry about something? Just listen? Just stfu?
[2026-07-27 11:24:00] Sam Willis: I texted the recruiter at Clover an hour ago. I’d like to know whether that chapter is closed or not. And if I have gone through all these interviews with like 4 different companies and no one wanted me, I’ll be sad and feel worthless. Which will then make me go into overdrive at Schwab to “prove myself” 🙄🙄
[2026-07-27 11:25:00] Sam Willis: I think for now just listen and say you love me. 😭 I wish you could give me a hug
[2026-07-27 11:29:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldAQ6Rh5ZI Stuart Smalley - Daily Affirmations Opening scene
[2026-07-27 11:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I wish I could too and I love you very much, sweetie And even though you told me, that's all you wanted I'm still gonna give you some other stuff So especially for clover like I would like I'm actually I would say, surprised, cause I'm not surprised because you are definitely a hot asset and more ways than one, but really I mean for work because if you just know so much, you've got such a great present But what's crazy is that like hundreds of people are applying for jobs and not getting any calls back and you've had like multiple interviews and multiple companies which is Pretty impressive like it doesn't feel like much to you, but for one thing they have lots of candy cause I mean, you know you've seen the things about it in the news and stuff like hundreds of people are applying for every job out there so the fact that you've gotten down to the top couple like that's huge You were definitely wanted just because they didn't hire you doesn't mean anything They maybe they couldn't afford you or maybe something maybe there was there's always a better candidate like there's always somebody out there. That's better like fighting in jiu-jitsu and stuff. We would always say there's no matter how bad as you are. There's somebody out there that can kick your ass. No matter what just to kind of keep you humble And keep you from like feeling like you aren't good cause you definitely aren't good at what you do and people see and know that As far as everything else I will just help myself to go ahead and give your advice It's totally fine if you cancel your one on ones I think that that would be an easy when to just reschedule Just make up a reason if you don't want to say you don't don't have time or something came up or Priorities or whatever people people are fine with that It does suck that Christian might not get this job, but on the other hand He puts himself in the situation that he's way that he treats people so I know he's your friend and all and whatever but like that's that's it. He have problems that's not a problem right now, but I know that doesn't fix it and I know it'll still be there. But just maybe you can reframe it like that a little bit And put your fucking blinds up, bro get some sun in there OK, well That's a lot of unwanted advice so I'll I'll stop myself And reiterate that I do love you, and you are wanted and people like you I don't know if you know that Saturday Night Live skit, but I'll see if I can find it
[2026-07-27 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby. You’re the best!!
[2026-07-27 12:09:00] Dave: Fyi, you can call me any time today if you want to chat/vent
[2026-07-27 12:10:00] Dave: Separate from checking in
[2026-07-27 12:33:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t get the clover job. She just called me and told me that everyone absolutely loved me and my personality, that I’d be an amazing culture fit, that my answers were good, but they were concerned about my lack of experience in the healthcare industry. I fully expected this but I’m still bummed. Maybe it’s a good thing though to not be worrying about changing jobs while I’m also moving. Blahhhh
[2026-07-27 12:39:00] Dave: But I know that still suuuuucks
[2026-07-27 12:39:00] Dave: It definitely is a good thing - especially because we do have a tonnnnn of flexibility here.
[2026-07-27 12:40:00] Dave: Because you do need a change
[2026-07-27 12:40:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-07-27 13:07:00] Dave: Hehehehe first order 😁
[2026-07-27 13:08:00] Sam Willis: This is EXCITING!!
[2026-07-27 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!!!
[2026-07-27 13:09:00] Dave: A little good news for you today at least 😜
[2026-07-27 13:44:00] Sam Willis: When is normally my time of the month? Like now?
[2026-07-27 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Wait a minute
[2026-07-27 13:46:00] Dave: But it could be off
[2026-07-27 13:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-27 13:46:00] Dave: Could be. I calibrate to your sick day. That’s usually the last day of your menstrual cycle
[2026-07-27 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-07-27 13:46:00] Sam Willis: All I know is my head is pounding, I’m so tired, and I want to cut a bitch
[2026-07-27 13:47:00] Dave: At least I still get kisses 🥰
[2026-07-27 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I so wish you were here
[2026-07-27 13:47:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-27 13:47:00] Dave: I’d take care of you so much!!
[2026-07-27 13:47:00] Dave: Pretty good. Just grinding away at Fusion360
[2026-07-27 13:48:00] Dave: I would looooove that
[2026-07-27 13:48:00] Sam Willis: I just want to cuddle and nap 😭
[2026-07-27 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Of course you do. Because you’re sexy AF
[2026-07-27 13:56:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-27 13:56:00] Dave: That’s what I learned to drive
[2026-07-27 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
[2026-07-27 13:56:00] Dave: Do you?
[2026-07-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: I’ll give you one guess
[2026-07-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: I’ll give you one guess
[2026-07-27 13:57:00] Dave: I mean you do seem to know how to handle a stick 😏
[2026-07-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-07-27 13:57:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-27 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤
[2026-07-27 14:04:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: This is amazing This is what I learned to drive one
[2026-07-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So a couple things I think I am gonna push my one on one. I have this afternoon cause my head hurts so fucking badly but also I just went and got some In-N-Out. We'll see if it sparks joy so far it is not also. Two other things one I just realized that since I'm done job interviewing for a while I am totally going to take a gummy soon maybe tonight Maybe I don't know I don't know. I also can't remember though of what I have is hybrid or sativa or Indica if it's a sativa, I'm not gonna take it cause I don't want energy. I want to go to sleep. I'm looking for Chapstick That's one thing and then the other thing is I don't feel like my realtor in Indy is like very good but like whatever it's his son's company and I feel like you know he's just like a retired man and he's just like you know need something to do so as well why don't you become a realtor anyway? I'll he been telling me how the market in Indy like everything is like really reasonably like buyers have figured out the sellers like I've done their homework. They're not gonna pay extra money like so the market really doesn't move that much price wise like everything is pretty well priced You know when things are going so fast now these bitches are cutting prices every day like five to $30,000. I keep getting alerts and then things are not moving that quickly. I mean so far but there's a lot that aren't anyway so I mean, I'm not sad about it, but especially cause I'm the buyer but The thing is they're so much a fucking inventory in Indianapolis of course it doesn't all meet my criteria cause I need a fence but like if I took away the fence filter there's a bug ton of shit that's available for sale so I think it might be getting a little bit saturated that was just my unprofessional opinion but anyway, I feel like my realtor is not Like you know the best, but it is what it is
[2026-07-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: This is amazing
[2026-07-27 14:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, that's definitely what's happening. It is 1,000,000% of buyers market here. The Like I've told you there's houses all around here that have been on the market for a year plus And people dropping prices and whatever But also people aren't really buying right now cause it's really not a great time to buy. You're probably fine because you've got so much equity in your current house that you'll be all right, but like the economy is not doing good there's a couple of bubbles that are about the pop right now the AI bubble and. The car market bubble and fucking just other stuff with the oil going prices and the thing the war and with Iran, there's lots the lots going on that is making the economy get pretty scary But yeah, it sounds like you're a realtor is you never know if they are just like bullshitting you and say I'm just saying words Like I actually talk to it was funny I talked to a realtor like I was like probably a year ago now that was doing an open house across the street from me and she was out there like putting up the open signs and stuff and it had been on the market for six or eight months at the time already so I went over there to talk to her and can't just shoot the shit and I was like how's this market you know cause like everybody knew that houses are not selling And she just like would not come out of character at all like it was it was all like stupid platitudes like you know of her trying to like avoid agreeing with me that houses aren't selling and it was just it was ridiculous. It was stupid. And she was also just like you could tell, but you know realtors got you never know I don't trust him So yeah, hopefully you're in and out is good Shut the fuck yeah yes we can get it in and out What else did you say I don't now
[2026-07-27 14:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-27 14:27:00] Sam Willis: I think that is her nipple? Right before the outfit starts
[2026-07-27 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Or am I crazy?
[2026-07-27 14:28:00] Dave: ?
[2026-07-27 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Or is it like..a magnet?
[2026-07-27 14:32:00] Sam Willis: What do you think
[2026-07-27 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-27 14:32:00] Dave: I don’t think it’s her nipple. Looks like some padding or something
[2026-07-27 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I can literally smell it as he’s talking about it 🤮🤮🤮
[2026-07-27 15:11:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-07-27 15:12:00] Dave: Like wtf
[2026-07-27 15:12:00] Dave: I passed someone at Home Depot or something over the weekend and actually turned around to see if they were actually smoking at the time because it was so bad
[2026-07-27 15:12:00] Dave: It’s sooooo gross
[2026-07-27 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Ewww
[2026-07-27 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Free to check in around 430 your time?
[2026-07-27 15:44:00] Dave: That that should be good 👍
[2026-07-27 15:49:00] Dave: If you don’t feel like talking I totally get it
[2026-07-27 15:50:00] Dave: 😝
[2026-07-27 15:50:00] Dave: I’ll only thrown it in your face a few times
[2026-07-27 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-07-27 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Nah I’m good. Just have a meeting. But if YOU want to push it out, we can
[2026-07-27 15:50:00] Dave: No way!
[2026-07-27 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Did Peter used to be on Eric’s team
[2026-07-27 15:53:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-27 15:54:00] Dave: A couple reorgs ago
[2026-07-27 15:54:00] Dave: He was never really off of Rachel’s team though
[2026-07-27 15:54:00] Dave: He pretty much kept working on the same stuff he always had
[2026-07-27 15:54:00] Sam Willis: Oh lol
[2026-07-27 15:55:00] Dave: Now I think he’s back on her team
[2026-07-27 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Yea he is.
[2026-07-27 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I want to take a gummy and watch a sad movie and cry tonight
[2026-07-27 16:01:00] Dave: You should 💯 do that
[2026-07-27 16:01:00] Sam Willis: Like actually cry
[2026-07-27 16:02:00] Dave: Gotta have self care baby
[2026-07-27 16:02:00] Dave: MAKE time
[2026-07-27 16:02:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I’ll have time but maybe 😭😭
[2026-07-27 16:05:00] Dave: His ass is gonna be dead af
[2026-07-27 16:05:00] Dave: I’m picking Greyson from band camp, where he’s been since 0700… and he had football camp from 6-8 tonight 😂😂😂
[2026-07-27 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Omgggg fuck that
[2026-07-27 16:05:00] Dave: Hahaha, right?!
[2026-07-27 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Poor kid
[2026-07-27 16:06:00] Dave: It’s good for him
[2026-07-27 16:06:00] Dave: Nahhhh
[2026-07-27 16:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m almost home. Let me get the idiots settled
[2026-07-27 16:39:00] Sam Willis: I’m free when you are!
[2026-07-27 16:42:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-27 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you know how like one of our pet peeves is whenever For journalist or cop or whatever like well the suspect asked for a lawyer so that seems pretty suspicious. You know if you're innocent why would you need to ask for a lawyer? You know that stupid shit well another thing that really fucking annoys me is whenever. Suspect is running from the police, which I know is fucking idiotic and they should not do but once the police finally fucking catch up to them then they like fucking have four police officers like jumping a dude smothering a dude and they're like give us your hand stop resisting and it's like bro. How am I supposed to give you my hands when you're literally like on top of me fucking suffocating me like I can't even fucking think how the fuck am I I am giving you my hands. You have them like this is just ridiculous. The Midwest safety today has this case but it's been happening more and more. I've been seeing it like every fucking day we're like. It's like dude like lay the fuck off a little bit and then we can get this person and fucking cops but when you just throw fucking five different bodies at it yeah it's gonna be a little bit crazy. It's just kind of insane rant over. Thank you for listening.
[2026-07-27 18:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, it's not happening anymore. It's happening as much as it has always happened. You're just seeing it more and yeah, that drives me crazy when there's like five guys on top of a dude and They're yelling at them to give them their hands and they're all like personally mad at this person like like who's fucking like who are these cops to be like legitimately mad sometimes I do see some that are like once they catch the guy. It's like all right, buddy you know it's water like you know and it's all cool but other ones are just like pissed off at this person like Like you're doing a job bro it's your job to do this. This person is running because they don't wanna go back to jail. Do you fucking blame them? It's not cause they hate you right but the other thing like what you're saying is they'll get five dudes fucking All using various pain compliance techniques to try to get this person who is probably been running and is out of breath and all disoriented and adrenaline is up. All of the cops yelling commands at them. Sometimes they're like what I'm like your hands where I could see them and the other ones like get out of the car and it's like what the fuck do you do like can I use my hands to get out of the car but this guy is gonna shoot me if he didn't see what you know like you don't see my hands, but then anyway the pallet on the dude there's always like even if you don't see it on video I promise you. There's one of the fucking or two of the dudes are like jamming their knees into the guys calves or ankles or fucking you know just doing everything they can to cause pain to them from some direction There's a lot of videos out there of cops like just straight up fucking booting people in the face and like stomping on there their ankles like when they're like face down you know how your ankles are like like your foot is like toes are kind of out and there's that space between like the ground in your ankles. I've seen cops like stomping on that and breaking bones. It's fucking nasty.
[2026-07-27 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Assholes on power trips. 😡
[2026-07-27 18:14:00] Dave: Such a fucking lard ass
[2026-07-27 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Yes he is
[2026-07-27 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-07-27 20:04:00] Sam Willis: TWO MINUTES later, Lexi already is ripping out stuffing 😡😡
[2026-07-27 20:04:00] Sam Willis: I bought some little decorative pillows for the couch. Just some cute little sunflowers to look cute in pics and match some other house decor
[2026-07-27 20:12:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-27 21:15:00] Dave: Bro. I’m suddenly completely exhausted and cranky lol
[2026-07-27 21:15:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-07-27 21:15:00] Dave: I’m like getting all mad at Claude and Fusion360
[2026-07-27 21:16:00] Dave: How’s your bunch of shit going?
[2026-07-27 21:18:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been going at it for probably over like 14 hrs baby. Definitely time to call it a night!!
[2026-07-27 21:18:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been going at it for probably over like 14 hrs baby. Definitely time to call it a night!!
[2026-07-27 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Sucks but I’m getting there. I’m going to hire someone for these closet doors. I don’t have the time or energy to fuck with the shit.
[2026-07-27 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Sucks but I’m getting there. I’m going to hire someone for these closet doors. I don’t have the time or energy to fuck with the shit.
[2026-07-27 21:21:00] Dave: But good try sweetie! I’m proud of you 💪
[2026-07-27 21:21:00] Dave: Yeah, that’s probably best
[2026-07-27 21:21:00] Dave: You could totally do it if you had more time
[2026-07-27 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I could but I just don’t gaf anymore lol
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Dave: You wanna see some bullshit lol… The only arrow that looks good in my design is the one that is selected.
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Why do you say that?
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Ohhhh
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Sam Willis: OK literally wtf
[2026-07-27 21:27:00] Dave: Why for the love of fuck would they not have the one in the same font pointing the OTHER WAY??
[2026-07-27 21:28:00] Dave: Dumb
[2026-07-27 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Yea that’s annoying AF
[2026-07-27 21:28:00] Dave: Part of me is like: ok… you’re fucking with me right?
[2026-07-27 21:31:00] Sam Willis: The arrow would be my final straw lol
[2026-07-27 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Yea definitely time to call it for the night
[2026-07-27 21:31:00] Sam Willis: You, that is
[2026-07-27 21:37:00] Dave: Oh it totally was lol
[2026-07-27 21:37:00] Dave: Oh it totally was lol
[2026-07-27 21:39:00] Dave: It’s at this point where the hard stuff is petty much done and I just have a couple little things to take care of… like changing the direction of 4 arrows. Easy right? 🤦‍♂️
[2026-07-27 21:39:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-07-27 21:39:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-27 21:40:00] Dave: So what are you working on now?
[2026-07-27 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Trying to figure out where the fuck I’m going to put all these dog beds lol
[2026-07-27 21:41:00] Dave: And how are you feeling? Still headacheing?
[2026-07-27 21:41:00] Sam Willis: I feel totally out of it. Weak and my head is pounding
[2026-07-27 21:41:00] Dave: And dreading
[2026-07-27 21:42:00] Dave: Have you eaten anything?
[2026-07-27 21:42:00] Dave: Take some Tylenol!
[2026-07-27 21:43:00] Sam Willis: I had some eggs
[2026-07-27 21:43:00] Sam Willis: I took Tylenol around lunch today
[2026-07-27 21:44:00] Dave: Oh well it’s way past time for some more
[2026-07-27 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Blahh.
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Thank YOU!! Ugh you’re so sexy
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Dave: 😍
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Dave: Oooh and on camera!
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Dave: Thanks for checking in today 🥰
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Sam Willis: I miss you so much
[2026-07-27 21:45:00] Dave: Ugh I know
[2026-07-27 21:46:00] Dave: I’ve wanted to snuggle you up alll day
[2026-07-27 21:46:00] Sam Willis: I really would like your tongue in my mouth though too. Very very much.
[2026-07-27 21:46:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-27 21:46:00] Sam Willis: It’ll just be so sooooooo nice when we finally can again
[2026-07-27 21:47:00] Dave: I’d like my tongue in a couple places 🤤
[2026-07-27 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Mee tooooo 😍😍
[2026-07-27 21:49:00] Dave: OK baby, I’m gonna go ahead and get to dreamin about you
[2026-07-27 21:50:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm
[2026-07-27 21:50:00] Sam Willis: Maybe you shouldn’t ignore it
[2026-07-27 21:50:00] Dave: If I can ignore my hard cock
[2026-07-27 21:50:00] Dave: Maybe you’re right 😏
[2026-07-27 21:50:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. I love you so so much. Sweet dreams
[2026-07-27 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow!!
[2026-07-27 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-27 21:58:00] Dave: I didn’t 🤭🥵
[2026-07-27 21:58:00] Dave: I didn’t 🤭🥵
[2026-07-27 21:59:00] Dave: Love you sweetiepie 🫠
[2026-07-27 22:15:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss!!! 😍😍😍😍 ugh I love and miss you so much!

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DAY OVERVIEW Monday, mood fluctuated between anxious, supportive, and playful. The day was defined by Sam's stress and anxiety over a job rejection, house-selling challenges, and an impending meeting with her realtor. Dave offered emotional support and practical advice, while also sharing some sexually charged banter with Sam.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings & Well-Wishes - Dave wished Sam a good morning, expressed thinking about her, and mentioned working from home to focus on the rocker dock website and Fusion 360. - Emotional register: Affectionate, supportive. - Notable quotes: "Good morning sunshine. I slept pretty well... I'm just don't feel like going in and I need to work on this."

  1. Anxiety & Job Rejection
  2. Sam expressed feeling anxious about a job rejection and the stress of selling her house.
  3. Emotional register: Anxious, overwhelmed.

  4. Notable quotes: "I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high."

  5. Real Estate Market & Realtor Concerns

  6. Sam discussed the competitive real estate market and her concerns about her realtor's ineffectiveness.
  7. Emotional register: Frustrated, concerned.

  8. Notable quotes: "It's his son's company, and he's just like a retired man... I feel like he's just like, you know, need something to do."

  9. Health & Wellness

  10. Sam mentioned her headache and fatigue, and Dave advised taking Tylenol and eating something.
  11. Emotional register: Supportive, caring.

  12. Notable quotes: "I feel totally out of it. Weak and my head is pounding."

  13. Free Willy & Childhood Dreams

  14. Sam reminisced about her childhood dream of becoming a marine biologist inspired by Free Willy.
  15. Emotional register: Nostalgic, playful.

  16. Notable quotes: "That show made me want to be a marine biologist."

  17. Sexual Banter & Flirtation

  18. Dave and Sam engaged in flirtatious banter, expressing their longing for physical intimacy.
  19. Emotional register: Playful, flirtatious, longing.
  20. Notable quotes: "I’d like my tongue in a couple places," "I really would like your tongue in my mouth though too. Very very much."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam expressed a desire for physical intimacy, mentioning sexual acts and fantasies. - Dave initiated and escalated the conversation, using phrases like "I’d like my tongue in a couple places." - Physical sensations mentioned: headache, fatigue. - No specific toys, scenarios, or fantasies were referenced.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with support and advice, while Sam followed and expressed her vulnerabilities. - Expressions of love and longing were prevalent, with both parties showing affection and care. - No significant power-dynamic moments or references to other relationships.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I slept pretty well... I'm just don't feel like going in and I need to work on this." — Dave, context note: Morning well-wishes. - "I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high." — Sam, context note: Job rejection and anxiety. - "That show made me want to be a marine biologist." — Sam, context note: Childhood dreams. - "I’d like my tongue in a couple places." — Dave, context note: Sexual banter. - "I really would like your tongue in my mouth though too. Very very much." — Sam, context note: Sexual longing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's anxiety and stress about her job search and house-selling process. - Dave's ongoing work on the rocker dock website and Fusion 360. - The unresolved emotional thread of their physical longing for each other.

MOOD MAP nervous anticipation → giddy flirtation → raw heat → reflective evening

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    200

    9.9 more; previous daily average 190.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    28

    3.3 more; previous daily average 24.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 106 · 53% 94 · 47%
Average reply time 1m 45s (n=51) 5m 51s (n=51)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 45s (n=51). 36% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 42s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 313 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 5m 51s (n=51). 45% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 2s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 310 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 25.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 54s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 45% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 2s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 310 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 200 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update37 · 18%
Frustration27 · 14%
Humor25 · 12%
Emotional support24 · 12%
Vulnerability20 · 10%

All other signals

Checking in17 · 8%
Affection16 · 8%
Excitement14 · 7%
Encouragement7 · 4%
Flirting7 · 4%
Planning6 · 3%
Sexting6 · 3%
Disagreement4 · 2%
Boundary setting2 · 1%
Request2 · 1%
Appreciation1 · 0%
Deep sharing1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (21), Emotional support (17), Humor (15), Frustration (14), Checking in (13)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (16), Vulnerability (15), Frustration (13), Excitement (11), Humor (10)

Tension and positive follow-ups

9 of 23 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (39%).

14 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 33s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 23 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  5. Context · · Dave

    ……

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    ……

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

  4. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol… let me think about something happy….

Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    I totally know that feeling and I’m sorry you’re feeling it baby 😩

  2. Context · · Dave

    Too many things on your mind probably?

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    Lack of sleep probably lol

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    Lack of sleep probably lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also, do you ever have so many dreams you can’t even remember what is reality or what was just your imagination? Sigh

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

179 of 200 messages (89.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 98 / 106 92.5%
Sam Willis 81 / 94 86.2%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.81
Appreciation 0.90
Boundary setting 0.66
Checking in 0.75
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.74
Emotional support 0.77
Encouragement 0.76
Excitement 0.79
Flirting 0.87
Frustration 0.70
Humor 0.70
Planning 0.71
Request 0.62
Sexting 0.83
Status update 0.62
Vulnerability 0.69
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 12:43:13
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.88 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high

  5. Context · · Dave

    What’s the main thing driving it do you think?

Appreciation

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    😍

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oooh and on camera!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Thanks for checking in today 🥰

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I miss you so much

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ugh I know

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.77 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    But I know that still suuuuucks

  2. Context · · Dave

    It definitely is a good thing - especially because we do have a tonnnnn of flexibility here.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because you do need a change

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ugh

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe first order 😁

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like actually cry

  2. Context · · Dave

    Gotta have self care baby

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    MAKE time

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t think I’ll have time but maybe 😭😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    His ass is gonna be dead af

Checking in

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.7905

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What’s the main thing driving it do you think?

  4. Context · · Dave

    I totally know that feeling and I’m sorry you’re feeling it baby 😩

  5. Context · · Dave

    Too many things on your mind probably?

Deep sharing

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m free when you are!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, you know how like one of our pet peeves is whenever For journalist or cop or whatever like well the suspect asked for a lawyer so that seems pretty suspicious. You know if you're innocent why would you need to ask for a…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, it's not happening anymore. It's happening as much as it has always happened. You're just seeing it more and yeah, that drives me crazy when there's like five guys on top of a dude and They're yelling…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Assholes on power trips. 😡

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  2. Context · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  4. Context · · Dave

    ……

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Poor kid

  2. Context · · Dave

    It’s good for him

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nahhhh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m almost home. Let me get the idiots settled

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m free when you are!

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Assholes on power trips. 😡

  2. Context · · Dave

    Such a fucking lard ass

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yes he is

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    TWO MINUTES later, Lexi already is ripping out stuffing 😡😡

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol… let me think about something happy….

  5. Context · · Dave

    I never watched free Willy

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

score 0.80 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high

  2. Context · · Dave

    What’s the main thing driving it do you think?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I totally know that feeling and I’m sorry you’re feeling it baby 😩

  4. Context · · Dave

    Too many things on your mind probably?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lack of sleep probably lol

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    lol… let me think about something happy….

  4. Context · · Dave

    I never watched free Willy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which was my dream for like…3 years lol

score 0.78 · confidence 0.6885

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I think for now just listen and say you love me. 😭 I wish you could give me a hug

  2. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldAQ6Rh5ZI Stuart Smalley - Daily Affirmations Opening scene

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I wish I could too and I love you very much, sweetie And even though you told me, that's all you wanted I'm still gonna give you some other stuff So especially for clover like I would like I'm actually I wo…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you baby. You’re the best!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Fyi, you can call me any time today if you want to chat/vent

score 0.79 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Separate from checking in

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I didn’t get the clover job. She just called me and told me that everyone absolutely loved me and my personality, that I’d be an amazing culture fit, that my answers were good, but they were concerned about my lack of experience in the hea…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But I know that still suuuuucks

  4. Context · · Dave

    It definitely is a good thing - especially because we do have a tonnnnn of flexibility here.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Because you do need a change

Excitement

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  2. Context · · Dave

    ……

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol… let me think about something happy….

  2. Context · · Dave

    I never watched free Willy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Which was my dream for like…3 years lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which was my dream for like…3 years lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

Flirting

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I would looooove that

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just want to cuddle and nap 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Of course you do. Because you’re sexy AF

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s what I learned to drive

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean you do seem to know how to handle a stick 😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤣

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh well it’s way past time for some more

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahh.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thank YOU!! Ugh you’re so sexy

  4. Context · · Dave

    😍

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oooh and on camera!

Frustration

Showing 3 of 27 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  5. Context · · Dave

    ……

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  2. Context · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  4. Context · · Dave

    ……

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    ……

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m not at all surprised that you’re anxious

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol… let me think about something happy….

Humor

Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I never watched free Willy

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which was my dream for like…3 years lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omgggg. That show made me want to be a marine biologist

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Crickets lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yep! Love your tangents!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oof, Joe… Yeah hopefully the chemo is working and he doesn’t have blood clots. Ugh.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high

Planning

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Do you?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    I mean you do seem to know how to handle a stick 😏

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’ll only thrown it in your face a few times

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmph

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Nah I’m good. Just have a meeting. But if YOU want to push it out, we can

  4. Context · · Dave

    No way!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did Peter used to be on Eric’s team

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nahhhh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m almost home. Let me get the idiots settled

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m free when you are!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, you know how like one of our pet peeves is whenever For journalist or cop or whatever like well the suspect asked for a lawyer so that seems pretty suspicious. You know if you're innocent why would you need to ask for a…

Request

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s what I learned to drive

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do you?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like actually cry

  2. Context · · Dave

    Gotta have self care baby

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    MAKE time

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t think I’ll have time but maybe 😭😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    His ass is gonna be dead af

Sexting

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll give you one guess This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean you do seem to know how to handle a stick 😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤣

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh well it’s way past time for some more

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahh.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thank YOU!! Ugh you’re so sexy

  4. Context · · Dave

    😍

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oooh and on camera!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ugh I know

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’ve wanted to snuggle you up alll day

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I really would like your tongue in my mouth though too. Very very much.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’ll just be so sooooooo nice when we finally can again

Status update

Showing 3 of 37 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so good. I slept pretty well and was elated to wake up. Thinking about you. Currently, I am working on the rocker dock website because I didn't feel like fucking with…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  5. Context · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m sore af too!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah, sick day. So I can work on cad

  4. Context · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Doing all this work and shit is tough

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s fucking dumb about the pets

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    ……

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oooh yeah, espp

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just don’t remember this being so stressful last time I sold a house lol

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol my 7 year old self was in love

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I’ve been boy crazy since I was a pre schooler practically 🤣

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I could crawl out of my skin, my anxiety is so high

  4. Context · · Dave

    What’s the main thing driving it do you think?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I totally know that feeling and I’m sorry you’re feeling it baby 😩

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lack of sleep probably lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lack of sleep probably lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Also, do you ever have so many dreams you can’t even remember what is reality or what was just your imagination? Sigh

  4. Context · · Dave

    Uhhh.. 😬😅

  5. Context · · Dave

    No. Really try to think of what’s wrong. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?