2026-03-26
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[2026-03-26 06:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nice. You better be working from home today And taking what the company gives you which is not even close to what you deserve remember so don't feel bad about it in the least you deserve so much more for all you do and all the shit that you put up with then To work from home one day that they give you anyway to do and then taking a sick day there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever I don't even wanna hear it but what I do wanna hear and can't wait to see. Is your new dildo unboxing video that I'm looking forward to Or live FaceTime if you want to do that, but I'll be at the dumb ass office probably easier to pick me a video Interested to see what the quality is like and like how it works out Sizing Vibration and all things cause it looks like Bent around like on its own or is it just adjustable like I don't know I guess So yeah, that I'm sure it'll be cool. I'm sure you're excited to get into it too if you haven't already. Yeah, I woke up. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. I always do. Hope you're doing well and I hope you feel less grumpy today Yeah Continue to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon. I love you so much baby and I can't wait to see you.
[2026-03-26 08:12:00] Dave: Omg I’m literally dying. 🥱🥱🥱
[2026-03-26 08:30:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby. Ugh I’m sorry you’re so tired. You’re doing great!!
[2026-03-26 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I gotta listen to your message. Did you not sleep well?
[2026-03-26 08:30:00] Dave: Hahaha, thanks
[2026-03-26 08:30:00] Dave: So encouraging
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Bruh
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Dave: Nah, I slept pretty good. It’s just sitting here in this dead ass quiet office
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Not to brag but WOO HOO!!!
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Dave: Wuuuuut?!
[2026-03-26 08:31:00] Dave: YOU’re doing great!!
[2026-03-26 08:32:00] Dave: What was different about yesterday?
[2026-03-26 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Not much honestly? I think this thing is wrong lolol
[2026-03-26 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Butttt the dogs didn’t get me up until 430! Then I let them out and went back to bed
[2026-03-26 08:34:00] Dave: Maybe ginger?
[2026-03-26 08:34:00] Sam Willis: But I miss her!!
[2026-03-26 08:35:00] Dave: Awwwe, I know baby 🤗
[2026-03-26 08:35:00] Dave: But also….. sleep 😊
[2026-03-26 08:37:00] Sam Willis: And I am WFH….😬😬
[2026-03-26 08:37:00] Dave: Good job!!
[2026-03-26 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Gonna listen to your message soon
[2026-03-26 08:38:00] Sam Willis: I gotta get myself semi presentable to be on camera since ppl at work seem to want be on camera all the fucking time
[2026-03-26 08:38:00] Dave: Fucking people 🙄
[2026-03-26 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Lolol Christian just showed me this book that Kai’s class published and it’s “Influential People in US History” and each kid drew a picture and wrote a page about each person
[2026-03-26 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Some bitch picked Tom Brady 🤣🤣
[2026-03-26 08:51:00] Sam Willis: We are talking like Helen Keller, Rosa Parks, then….Tom Brady 🤣
[2026-03-26 08:55:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-26 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Brian starting calls 6 minutes early really needs to stop
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Dave: I’m already sick of Chris btw
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: OMG YES
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: dude I’ve been meaning to ask you
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: What vibe do you get? lol
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Also. We have our all hands today for Stephen’s team 🙄
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: OMG YES
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: dude I’ve been meaning to ask you
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: What vibe do you get? lol
[2026-03-26 09:10:00] Sam Willis: He’s like Brian’s twin/puppet
[2026-03-26 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Super nice but calmmmmm down bro
[2026-03-26 09:11:00] Dave: Exactly this
[2026-03-26 09:11:00] Dave: He’s really smart, for sure.
[2026-03-26 09:11:00] Dave: Exactly this
[2026-03-26 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Shit isn’t that serious
[2026-03-26 09:13:00] Dave: I can’t quite put my finger on it but he has this Air about him that I don’t like…
[2026-03-26 09:13:00] Sam Willis: A wee bit of arrogance but it’s not like in your face
[2026-03-26 09:14:00] Dave: Yeah. And kind of a smugness or something
[2026-03-26 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Yassss
[2026-03-26 09:25:00] Dave: Hahaha… speak of the devil
[2026-03-26 09:25:00] Dave: He just came skulking up to my desk
[2026-03-26 09:27:00] Dave: All like Eric said you might want me to add some kbt data to your vendor spreasheet blah blah blah….
[2026-03-26 09:27:00] Sam Willis: And he’s so tall and slouchy
[2026-03-26 09:27:00] Dave: I’m not sure how to indicate “whiny bitch faggot voice” but that’s what it was
[2026-03-26 09:27:00] Sam Willis: LMAOOOO
[2026-03-26 09:28:00] Dave: It was actually pretty helpful
[2026-03-26 09:28:00] Dave: But still… fuck him
[2026-03-26 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Speaking of the devil
[2026-03-26 09:40:00] Sam Willis: He just pinged me
[2026-03-26 09:41:00] Sam Willis: A fucking dad joke
[2026-03-26 09:41:00] Dave: For what?
[2026-03-26 09:41:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-03-26 09:45:00] Sam Willis: One more day of this dang AI training
[2026-03-26 09:51:00] Sam Willis: You know what I love? When you hug a dog and they rest their head on your shoulder 😭
[2026-03-26 09:51:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-26 09:51:00] Dave: Yesss
[2026-03-26 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Also. Any time I’m listening to anything about digital assets, it might as well be Chinese
[2026-03-26 09:52:00] Sam Willis: I dunno wtf ppl are saying
[2026-03-26 09:52:00] Dave: When I let Bear get in bed at night he immediately scurries up to me and flops into me and puts his head on my chest
[2026-03-26 09:54:00] Dave: FYI
[2026-03-26 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha think?
[2026-03-26 09:58:00] Sam Willis: One thing I read was that early morning flights are the worst wait times. So I wonder if I should push out the time
[2026-03-26 09:58:00] Dave: That’s better than I expected honestly. 30 min waits are pretty normal from what I recall
[2026-03-26 09:59:00] Dave: But you’re the one dealing with it so it’s your call. And I 💯 won’t be mad at ya if you don’t want to deal with it or risk missing a flight
[2026-03-26 10:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m hornyyyyy
[2026-03-26 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Regarding the flights - waiting until the end of the week to see if the govt gets their shit together
[2026-03-26 11:13:00] Dave: What’s happening with that new toy??
[2026-03-26 11:13:00] Dave: What’s happening with that new toy??
[2026-03-26 11:14:00] Sam Willis: It’s still in my car…😬😬
[2026-03-26 11:14:00] Sam Willis: But I’ve also been on calls for the past 2 hrs with no end in sight
[2026-03-26 11:37:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-03-26 11:47:00] Dave: Not too bad. Hangin in there
[2026-03-26 11:47:00] Dave: How are you feeling today?
[2026-03-26 11:47:00] Sam Willis: I just had a total freak out. My fucking contact got lost in my eye 😭 I hate when that shit happens
[2026-03-26 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Did you have therapy today?
[2026-03-26 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Meh I’m ok. Busy. Blahhh
[2026-03-26 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Meh I’m ok. Busy. Blahhh
[2026-03-26 11:48:00] Dave: Omg yes! That’s the fucking worst-the contact thing. And it huuuurtz
[2026-03-26 11:49:00] Dave: Yeah. 10-11. We mostly talked about how I hate my kids and am resentful about having them.
[2026-03-26 11:49:00] Dave: My homework is to touch Emerson on the shoulder and tell I’m proud of him 🙄
[2026-03-26 11:49:00] Dave: Yeah. 10-11. We mostly talked about how I hate my kids and am resentful about having them.
[2026-03-26 11:49:00] Dave: My homework is to touch Emerson on the shoulder and tell I’m proud of him 🙄
[2026-03-26 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Lololol I’m sorry but I’m cracking up
[2026-03-26 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Also wtf
[2026-03-26 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Also sigh
[2026-03-26 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Also. Report back. Maybe itll help!
[2026-03-26 11:52:00] Dave: Hahaha, it’s ok. Part of the conversation was about the hyperbolic nature of my verb choices.
[2026-03-26 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Did she point that out or you?
[2026-03-26 11:55:00] Dave: So, I don’t really HATE my kids, or even dislike or resent them. I’m uninterested in engaging. The internal narrative is important to get straight
[2026-03-26 11:55:00] Dave: She did
[2026-03-26 11:56:00] Sam Willis: Like I’ve said, you’re even more dramatic than I am 🤪
[2026-03-26 11:56:00] Sam Willis: I’ve met my match!!! Lolol
[2026-03-26 11:56:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-26 11:56:00] Dave: Idk about that 😅
[2026-03-26 11:56:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-26 11:58:00] Dave: She told me today that I’m one of her hardest patients…
[2026-03-26 11:59:00] Sam Willis: Really? Why is that?
[2026-03-26 12:01:00] Dave: Because the majority of people need to be told they’re valuable and special or whatever. But what I need is more difficult. I don’t really have any desire to be more engaged so that makes me harder to deal with
[2026-03-26 12:03:00] Dave: And I’m already pretty well aware of what she tells me. Like, where a lot of people are like “omg, I AM parenting like my father did 🤯”. I’m like “yeah. Duh 😐”.
[2026-03-26 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo what IS it that you need?
[2026-03-26 12:04:00] Dave: 🤷♂️
[2026-03-26 12:04:00] Dave: Still working on that I guess
[2026-03-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Maybe it’s just even acknowledgement from Juliet that life has been super crazy with 4 kids and she appreciates you and acknowledges that it wasn’t what you had planned for yourself
[2026-03-26 12:08:00] Dave: Yeah. Not likely lol.
[2026-03-26 12:09:00] Dave: Oh. That’s another thing. I DID sign up for this. I made the mistake of saying I didn’t. But technically, I did.
[2026-03-26 12:09:00] Sam Willis: That is true. But people can change their minds 😂
[2026-03-26 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Not likely that that’s what you need? Or not likely that you’ll get that from her?
[2026-03-26 12:09:00] Dave: Not likely I’ll get that
[2026-03-26 12:09:00] Sam Willis: That is true. But people can change their minds 😂
[2026-03-26 12:10:00] Dave: I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless.
[2026-03-26 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Was your pre frontal cortex even fully developed?!
[2026-03-26 12:10:00] Dave: I mean… yeah. But still not enough lol
[2026-03-26 12:10:00] Dave: I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless.
[2026-03-26 12:10:00] Dave: I mean… yeah. But still not enough lol
[2026-03-26 12:11:00] Dave: And this is part of the internal narrative. Using the right language and not hyperbole, which is almost entirely what I use lol.
[2026-03-26 12:11:00] Dave: And this is part of the internal narrative. Using the right language and not hyperbole, which is almost entirely what I use lol.
[2026-03-26 12:12:00] Sam Willis: I get it. So does reframing make you feel less resentful? Make you feel any happier?
[2026-03-26 12:14:00] Dave: No
[2026-03-26 12:14:00] Dave: It’s not an instant thing
[2026-03-26 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Well for sure
[2026-03-26 12:14:00] Dave: It’s the first step in pulling myself up from rock bottom
[2026-03-26 12:15:00] Sam Willis: And then do you even realize you’re using hyperbole? And why are you? Is that a coping mechanism? These are rhetorical questions that don’t need answered. Oooo I love therapy 😂
[2026-03-26 12:16:00] Sam Willis: OK and then last question: has any of this (so far) made you rethink or feel any differently about WAA? Not rhetorical. 😅
[2026-03-26 12:16:00] Dave: I’ve almost always used it. I know I told you I got “talked to” in the AF when I was like 21 because I said I was going to KILL MYSELF because I had to go to PT lmao
[2026-03-26 12:17:00] Dave: Nnnnnnope 🥰
[2026-03-26 12:17:00] Dave: Nnnnnnope 🥰
[2026-03-26 12:21:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like rock bottom 😔
[2026-03-26 12:21:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like rock bottom 😔
[2026-03-26 12:21:00] Dave: That’s how she described the relationship with the kids.
[2026-03-26 12:22:00] Dave: Which is pretty on point, I think
[2026-03-26 12:22:00] Sam Willis: So would you say you have a worse relationship with the kids than you do with Juliet?
[2026-03-26 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Kids at this age just fucking suck. Period. Like if they were 4 and 6; maybe it wouldn’t be as pronounced. But add in the attitude, laziness, etc etc it’s like fuck meeeeeeeeeee
[2026-03-26 12:25:00] Sam Willis: And ZERO gratitude
[2026-03-26 12:27:00] Dave: Idk… it’s hard to compare tbh.
[2026-03-26 12:27:00] Dave: Idk… it’s hard to compare tbh.
[2026-03-26 12:35:00] Dave: So she asked me if they were likable. Like, from someone else’s perspective. And… yeah. They are. So that kind of started the correct naming convention thing. But like… I can still not like someone if I want bitch.
[2026-03-26 12:35:00] Dave: So she asked me if they were likable. Like, from someone else’s perspective. And… yeah. They are. So that kind of started the correct naming convention thing. But like… I can still not like someone if I want bitch.
[2026-03-26 12:36:00] Dave: But her point stands (🙄).
[2026-03-26 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Soooo I mean…maybe from other teenage kids perspectives?? 😂
[2026-03-26 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ, Brian got on the all hands 15 MINUTES EARLY!!
[2026-03-26 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Soooo I mean…maybe from other teenage kids perspectives?? 😂
[2026-03-26 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I do wonder though if it would be helpful to detach from like thinking of them as your kids vs thinking of them just as another human
[2026-03-26 12:52:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I have to do with Quinn bc I find him so so annoying
[2026-03-26 12:55:00] Dave: Yeah, because objectively, they ARE pet cool. Greyson is smart, plays music, sports… And Emerson has started to develop into a decent personality. It’s just that I’m sooooo done with them from all the bullshit and lack of “reward” from being a parent. Like, it just doesn’t bring me joy. So being forced to try to do that makes me…. 🤔 Resentful lol
[2026-03-26 12:55:00] Dave: But I don’t resent THEM. Like, THEY haven’t done anything wrong (besides being kids).
[2026-03-26 12:56:00] Dave: There are so many angles to this. Oh! That’s another thing she said… This is going to be a struggle for you (me) long after you stop therapy.
[2026-03-26 12:57:00] Sam Willis: “This” meaning specifically the kids?
[2026-03-26 12:57:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-26 12:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 12:59:00] Sam Willis: And the gratitude from them comes when they are out on their own and realize how good they had it with you lolol
[2026-03-26 12:59:00] Sam Willis: And then when they have their own awful monsters
[2026-03-26 13:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, it does. The resentment thing I guess does kind of die down. When they move out, but like I said, Emerson isn't going anywhere and Grayson still got a couple years and even if he does like and realistically, what is the fucking? What is society even gonna be then like will anyone be able to move out? Will there be jobs or in economy or will we be under some kind of fucking martial national security service and immigrations custom experience or whatever the fuck Well, I don't wanna get into that bullshit but It's like like yeah I don't feel that resentment towards Dominic anymore cause he's doing good like he's out on his own and doing shit but like I just It was probably verbally again because she like when I said this, she like couldn't control her face, but when she gave me that homework of Touching Emerson on the shoulder and telling him that I'm proud of him She asked me women's last time he said you're proud of you blah blah blah blah blah. It's been the last few months whatever so like when you got this job at Taco Bell and I noticed he had worked like really hard and he had done all the things right this time and you took our advice from last time and you were nice shirt you know like this little things. So when he came back when we got the job, proud of you, you did a good job like stuff so then she was like so it's success based you're proud of him for when he successful and I was like well I'm not really proud of him at all but like are you saying that's what he sees like then I mean, I guess I can see that but like that wasn't Anyway, that's why she was like I just want you to out of the blue till I get proud of you whatever A few minutes later, I was like right right after she said that the kind of waiter from our response I was like it's gonna be tough Because my initial response was like my reaction was that I was And that's when she was like that's a strong word and I was like yeah I mean, that's why I used it because like the first thing I thought about was like how much I don't wanna talk to either of them I just don't like I don't know what to say That was that so I forgot why I thought I had to work so I can't remember why I started but yeah that's I don't know We talked a lot about Like she is example of alcoholics come in to see her for therapy They want to want to Like nobody wants to Parade some people know they have to stop drinking or they don't want to for other reasons like it's gonna be. It's gonna be hard. And then, like the point was you can't look at you can't be really guess it's not really possible to make someone want to do something that they just don't want to. Do you know what I mean And that's kind of like a nightmare so I don't know we'll see what happens I guess
[2026-03-26 13:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Also, I hope your day is going pretty good and I just wanted to say that I love you and you're beautiful
[2026-03-26 13:19:00] Sam Willis: I’ll listen here in a bit but YAY!! You made it through the last day in the office!! 👏👏👏
[2026-03-26 13:39:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄 on the all hands
[2026-03-26 13:39:00] Sam Willis: “You really must be using AI. You have to embrace it”
[2026-03-26 13:39:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-03-26 13:40:00] Sam Willis: “You need to have copilot open every day and using it atleast 5 times “
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Sam Willis: “That’s my plea to everyone”
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Dave: It’s true. Next time they want to save some money, they’re going to run a usage report on copilot and fire the least using people
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Sam Willis: Goddddddd
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Sam Willis: You’re so right
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Dave: I just made that up. Not an actual rumor.
[2026-03-26 13:41:00] Sam Willis: But you’re totally right
[2026-03-26 13:42:00] Dave: What they’re really doing it trying to not feel like they wasted however many millions of dollars on copilot which nobody likes or uses.
[2026-03-26 13:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m sooooooo…
[2026-03-26 13:43:00] Sam Willis: What’s the word
[2026-03-26 13:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s dis. Or un something
[2026-03-26 13:44:00] Dave: Disenchanted
[2026-03-26 13:44:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE RIGHT
[2026-03-26 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Disenfranchised too maybe?
[2026-03-26 13:44:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE RIGHT
[2026-03-26 13:44:00] Sam Willis: that’s exactly what it is
[2026-03-26 13:45:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-03-26 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Maby
[2026-03-26 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Example number 5226 of how Brian is so such a fucking brown nose on our all hands at the end each of the directors goes around and gives like a three minute feel about what's going on in our space it's called around the horn. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody wants to hear us. Most of the time we skip it because we're running out of time and blah blah blah like literally nobody fucking listens to us so I messaged just a bit ago in our leadership chat and I said should we skip the around the horn because like we're gonna be rushed and people were like yeah that's fine and then Brian copies and paste his bullet points for his around the horn like all of his talking points. He's like here's mine if you're interested it's like bro nobody cares nobody's interested.
[2026-03-26 14:03:00] Sam Willis: I just ordered me a Nutella/strawberry crepe for lunch. Fuck yea!
[2026-03-26 14:04:00] Dave: LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE
[2026-03-26 14:06:00] Sam Willis: He’s like 52 yrs old. Embarrassing.
[2026-03-26 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh god I just realized, like he must be SUCH a words of affirmation guy 🤮🤮
[2026-03-26 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Like he must be the neediest fucking partner ever
[2026-03-26 14:07:00] Sam Willis: I said “like” in all 3 texts 🤭
[2026-03-26 14:08:00] Dave: He’s such a little tool
[2026-03-26 14:08:00] Dave: And Chris is a gigantic version of him
[2026-03-26 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Yessssss
[2026-03-26 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Maybe Chris will change personalities now that he works for Eric lol
[2026-03-26 14:10:00] Dave: Ugh I hope so
[2026-03-26 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Listening to your message now
[2026-03-26 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I have thoughts
[2026-03-26 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I mean. I get where she’s going with the “oh so your pride is tied to his success”?
[2026-03-26 14:14:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t think that’s it?
[2026-03-26 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Like she’s saying oooo he’s going to turn into a people pleaser bc his parents only acknowledged him when he did a good job
[2026-03-26 14:16:00] Dave: I think it’s more just: “my dad was never proud of me”. Not so much an analysis of what that means for him down the road
[2026-03-26 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Gotcha.
[2026-03-26 14:17:00] Sam Willis: I think more than anything, you’re just apathetic with your life at this time
[2026-03-26 14:18:00] Sam Willis: You’re not disappointed. You’re not mad. You’re just not interested.
[2026-03-26 14:18:00] Dave: This exercise, while is definitely beneficial for him, is focused on ME and what I can do to repair the relationship in a step towards being more engaged
[2026-03-26 14:19:00] Dave: I think she gets that. I keep her on track lol. To her credit though, like I mentioned earlier, I’m testing her abilities as a therapist.
[2026-03-26 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Yea
[2026-03-26 14:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 14:32:00] Dave: EEEEEEE
[2026-03-26 14:32:00] Sam Willis: I look like ass on a cracker
[2026-03-26 14:35:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-03-26 14:35:00] Dave: I love it!!
[2026-03-26 14:35:00] Dave: You did a great job for your first unboxing video!
[2026-03-26 14:36:00] Dave: You look amazing, as always 😍
[2026-03-26 14:36:00] Sam Willis: No. But thanks.
[2026-03-26 14:37:00] Dave: So that looks pretty cool. I guess I didn’t realize it was flat
[2026-03-26 14:37:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait for this thing to chargeeee
[2026-03-26 14:37:00] Dave: I know! I can’t wait to hear how it works
[2026-03-26 14:37:00] Sam Willis: Flat vs like round like an actual dick? True
[2026-03-26 14:38:00] Sam Willis: Flat, wavy, and bendy hehe
[2026-03-26 14:38:00] Dave: It looks like you can get it EXACTLY where you want it - the way it adjusts
[2026-03-26 14:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 14:38:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-03-26 14:39:00] Dave: I love how excited you are!!
[2026-03-26 14:45:00] Sam Willis: In the meantime….I used one of my other ones ☺️🥵
[2026-03-26 14:46:00] Dave: YESSSSSS 🥵
[2026-03-26 14:46:00] Dave: That was quick 😈
[2026-03-26 14:47:00] Dave: What did you fantasize about?
[2026-03-26 14:47:00] Sam Willis: It so was! I’m on a time crunch before my next meeting lol
[2026-03-26 14:47:00] Dave: You’re sooo hot after you cum 🤤
[2026-03-26 14:47:00] Sam Willis: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1s160ja/oh_yesssss_i_love_this_so_much/?share_id=Ul45Cl9kDDIJT88oEiCcg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Oh yesssss i Love this so much - 1 vote and 4 comments
[2026-03-26 14:47:00] Sam Willis: This
[2026-03-26 14:48:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-03-26 14:49:00] Dave: So is that something you actually want to try? Like, for real for real? Or just in fantasy land?
[2026-03-26 14:51:00] Sam Willis: It might be fun to try! 🫠
[2026-03-26 14:53:00] Dave: I’m just trying to not get my hopes up if you might chicken out 🫣
[2026-03-26 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Oh you want to try, too? 🫠
[2026-03-26 14:54:00] Dave: Fuck yes!
[2026-03-26 14:54:00] Dave: That is sooooo hot! Are you kidding me
[2026-03-26 14:55:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-03-26 14:55:00] Sam Willis: I just had 🔥 roll through my belly
[2026-03-26 14:56:00] Dave: Fire has been rolling through… everything… since you commented on that post
[2026-03-26 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Ugh 1 more hour of BS meetings then I can play around with the crescendo. Hehe
[2026-03-26 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Before Christian gets back home. Sigh
[2026-03-26 14:58:00] Dave: Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈
[2026-03-26 14:58:00] Dave: Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈
[2026-03-26 14:58:00] Sam Willis: I won’t chicken out!
[2026-03-26 15:05:00] Sam Willis: My burn out with work is real
[2026-03-26 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Meanwhile the to do list just grows and grows and grows
[2026-03-26 15:05:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-26 15:06:00] Dave: What’s going on now?
[2026-03-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Just a ton of work.
[2026-03-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: App has to be within 20 feet of the vibe to work.
[2026-03-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Just a ton of work.
[2026-03-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: No time to think
[2026-03-26 15:10:00] Dave: It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway
[2026-03-26 15:10:00] Dave: It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway
[2026-03-26 15:10:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-03-26 15:12:00] Sam Willis: https://mysteryvibe.com/pages/best-sex-position-play-ideas Best Sex Position Play Ideas | MysteryVibe
[2026-03-26 15:12:00] Sam Willis: So many ideas!! 😍
[2026-03-26 15:13:00] Dave: Jesus!
[2026-03-26 15:13:00] Dave: There ARE a lot
[2026-03-26 15:13:00] Sam Willis: For men too! And for both!
[2026-03-26 15:27:00] Sam Willis: I have my Wellbutrin recheck tomorrow
[2026-03-26 15:27:00] Sam Willis: 🤔 how am I feeling?
[2026-03-26 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Still unstable. lol
[2026-03-26 15:28:00] Dave: Are you?
[2026-03-26 15:28:00] Dave: I feel like you’re doing better
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Am i?
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Dave: I think so. But what do I know 🤷♂️
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Sam Willis: But I’m so fucking grumpy and tired
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Dave: You feel unstable right now because you’re in luteal
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Sam Willis: But that could be the heat
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-26 15:29:00] Dave: I think so. But what do I know 🤷♂️
[2026-03-26 15:32:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know anything either
[2026-03-26 15:33:00] Dave: I know I’m about to go take a nap (and dream about DPing you, and then maybe masterbate to that 🥵)
[2026-03-26 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Yasssssss!!!
[2026-03-26 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy baby
[2026-03-26 15:34:00] Dave: Will talk soon 😘
[2026-03-26 15:35:00] Dave: I have a headache though, which is why I’m going to lay down
[2026-03-26 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Feel better 😔
[2026-03-26 15:46:00] Dave: You’re so sweet
[2026-03-26 15:46:00] Dave: I love you babydoll 🥰
[2026-03-26 16:30:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-03-26 16:30:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-03-26 16:31:00] Dave: Omg I came so hard thinking about this 🥵
[2026-03-26 16:31:00] Dave: I might need anything nap
[2026-03-26 16:31:00] Dave: Omg I came so hard thinking about this 🥵
[2026-03-26 16:31:00] Dave: I might need anything nap
[2026-03-26 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Yasssssss!!!
[2026-03-26 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Did you even nap at all?? lol
[2026-03-26 16:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting ready to nap right now. I played around with the crescendo a bit but then it needed to run a firmware update and I was like for fack sake lol there’s sooooo much you can do with it, the options are overwhelming. Even just finding the vibration setting I like and where to put it and on and on and on
[2026-03-26 16:38:00] Dave: Yeah I got a decent nap. And I came pretty quick because you had me so turned on 🔥 🔥
[2026-03-26 16:38:00] Dave: I hope you get a great nap, sweetie!!
[2026-03-26 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. No nap has been had 🙄
[2026-03-26 17:49:00] Sam Willis: I feel like being a blob on the couch, watching a movie, and eating Oreos and milk
[2026-03-26 17:49:00] Dave: That’s exactly what you should do!
[2026-03-26 17:50:00] Dave: It has been a rough week sweetheart
[2026-03-26 17:50:00] Dave: What happened with the nap?
[2026-03-26 17:51:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️ couldn’t shut down the brain
[2026-03-26 17:51:00] Sam Willis: The state of my house looks like I’ve given up on life
[2026-03-26 17:51:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️ couldn’t shut down the brain
[2026-03-26 17:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-26 17:52:00] Dave: That sucks. And Ofc nobody else is gonna clean it up 🙄
[2026-03-26 17:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-26 17:52:00] Dave: That sucks. And Ofc nobody else is gonna clean it up 🙄
[2026-03-26 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Good news - Christian has a call with a recruiter tomorrow. Hopefully he can network the hell out of him 🙏🙏🙏
[2026-03-26 18:02:00] Dave: Yeah, that would be nice
[2026-03-26 18:02:00] Dave: Is he looking remote work only?
[2026-03-26 18:08:00] Sam Willis: He’d be open to in office if it was near by
[2026-03-26 18:22:00] Sam Willis: Ok I turned on this movie I’ve been wanting to watch for awhile: The Housemaid and this bitch is INSANE
[2026-03-26 18:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m stressed and I’m 10 minutes in
[2026-03-26 18:22:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-26 18:22:00] Dave: Why don’t you watch a comedy or something
[2026-03-26 18:22:00] Dave: You don’t need MORE stress
[2026-03-26 18:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 18:24:00] Dave: Let me know how that works out 🤪
[2026-03-26 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Rich people are such assholes
[2026-03-26 18:26:00] Dave: Lol, no doubt. Is that what the movie is about?
[2026-03-26 18:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 18:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha kidding. I don’t want us to answer this one😂
[2026-03-26 18:36:00] Sam Willis: I feel like that’s shit only teens and 20 something’s care about
[2026-03-26 18:37:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-26 18:37:00] Dave: Yeah I’m pretty sure you’ve given me an estimate before.
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: I have? I don’t think so. 🤔
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know how that would have come up but maybe!
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Dave: I know you’ve said A LOT a bunch of times. But I have no idea how many
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: I HAVE NOT!
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Me. I’m your partner. 🤪
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Me. I’m your partner. 🤪
[2026-03-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: I HAVE NOT!
[2026-03-26 18:39:00] Dave: But you’re right. I couldn’t care less if it was 100, or 1000
[2026-03-26 18:39:00] Dave: Oh you have definitely emphasized A LOT on multiple occasions
[2026-03-26 18:39:00] Dave: But you’re right. I couldn’t care less if it was 100, or 1000
[2026-03-26 18:39:00] Dave: Oh you have definitely emphasized A LOT on multiple occasions
[2026-03-26 18:40:00] Dave: Like: I’ve had A LOT of partners and…
[2026-03-26 18:40:00] Dave: Like: I’ve had A LOT of partners and…
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Dave: Omg… A moment??
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Yes, you get one moment 🤪
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Dave: Omg… A moment??
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Noooooooo I said I used to have anal sex a lot
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Yes, you get one moment 🤪
[2026-03-26 18:43:00] Dave: Yeah you said that too
[2026-03-26 18:44:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-26 18:44:00] Dave: Thinking about it though
[2026-03-26 18:44:00] Dave:
[2026-03-26 18:44:00] Dave: Thinking about it though
[2026-03-26 18:44:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m thinking too
[2026-03-26 18:50:00] Dave: I’m still thinking but it’s really the collective whole of all the things
[2026-03-26 18:52:00] Sam Willis: I think one moment for me was your final chapter that you texted me
[2026-03-26 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Where it ultimately led up to you saying you love me
[2026-03-26 18:53:00] Dave: Yeah that has to be it for me
[2026-03-26 18:53:00] Dave: Or the process of writing all of it for you
[2026-03-26 18:55:00] Dave: Because that was instrumental for me too. I already knew I was in love with you. But that thinking through all that really solidified it, I guess
[2026-03-26 18:55:00] Sam Willis: I think another moment was secret weekend when you first came into the hotel room and we had the best hug. It felt so so good.
[2026-03-26 18:59:00] Dave: That was such a great hug
[2026-03-26 18:59:00] Dave: …I love you so so much Sam 🥰
[2026-03-26 18:59:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-03-26 18:59:00] Sam Willis: I love you too baby ❤️❤️
[2026-03-26 19:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-03-26 19:00:00] Sam Willis: And hopefully I can see you in basically TWO WEEKS!!! 😱😱😱😱
[2026-03-26 19:00:00] Dave: YOU’RE the best
[2026-03-26 19:03:00] Dave: I guess we’ll find out just how much you love me in two weeks…
[2026-03-26 19:03:00] Dave: 2 hours wait much? 6 hours much?
[2026-03-26 19:04:00] Dave: Hehehe, I’m kidding ofc. No pressure…
[2026-03-26 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaaaa that’s questionable 😂
[2026-03-26 19:04:00] Dave: 😐
[2026-03-26 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Kidddingggg. I’ll figure it out.
[2026-03-26 19:05:00] Dave: No, no. I wouldn’t wait two hours for a flight if my mom was dying 😬
[2026-03-26 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Dave!! That’s horrible! lol
[2026-03-26 19:08:00] Dave: Hyperbole!! Remember??
[2026-03-26 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea I know
[2026-03-26 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo dramatic!
[2026-03-26 19:10:00] Sam Willis: Side note. This movie is fucking INFURIATING!
[2026-03-26 19:11:00] Sam Willis: People making such bad decisions. Totally unrealistic.
[2026-03-26 19:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 19:21:00] Dave: That sounds like every movie in the last… 15 years lol
[2026-03-26 19:22:00] Sam Willis: lol I don’t think that but I just realized I still have an hour left on this movie and I feel like it’s already escalated SO MUCH! It’s going to get even more insane
[2026-03-26 19:25:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to tonight?
[2026-03-26 19:26:00] Dave: Just the usual
[2026-03-26 19:26:00] Dave: I was thinking about going to the gym, but I just ate a bunch of Panda Express sooooo that ain’t happening
[2026-03-26 19:31:00] Sam Willis: I am thawing out icecream lol
[2026-03-26 19:32:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to walk the dogs tonight
[2026-03-26 19:32:00] Sam Willis: Like at all
[2026-03-26 19:32:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I will
[2026-03-26 19:37:00] Dave: Good. Take the night off baby 🥰
[2026-03-26 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Okkk I think this movie is going to get good. I think I’ve been duped.
[2026-03-26 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m scared
[2026-03-26 19:42:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh! What seemed to be is not what is!!!!!
[2026-03-26 19:43:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-26 19:43:00] Dave: I’m glad it’s not a flop
[2026-03-26 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Christian just told me he now sees that he won’t be able to buy a house…. So slowly getting there
[2026-03-26 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Why do I feel so fucking bad though?!? 😭 he’s so stressed
[2026-03-26 20:44:00] Dave: Because you’re a wonderful, compassionate woman.
[2026-03-26 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I just sent him some options for houses for rent, but then I felt I was pressuring him so I stopped
[2026-03-26 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Good options though. Less than $2k a month
[2026-03-26 20:48:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-03-26 20:50:00] Sam Willis: He said “I don’t want to be scraping by” and I’m just like that’s how it works!! I dunno what to say
[2026-03-26 20:59:00] Dave: It’s nice of you to try to help. And you shouldn’t feel bad. He IS a grown man. AND the reality is: he’s gotta go sometime.
[2026-03-26 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Yea…. It’s all weird because we really do not act any differently at all towards each other. I hope it doesn’t all just randomly hit me hard one day when he’s gone. 😬 I definitely don’t think I’m making the wrong decision. But it’s all just so amicable. It’s so weird. Even Joe and I weren’t THIS amicable.
[2026-03-26 21:22:00] Dave: Idk what it was like with you and Joe, but you and Christian haven’t been syncing up for a while… I mean, even before the sex stopped. Hell, you knew it wasn’t right YEARS ago. So I think it makes sense. I think you both knew this was coming, even if subconsciously.
[2026-03-26 21:24:00] Dave: Meaning, the way you were acting towards each other hasn’t been as a loving, perfect couple, it has been much closer to friends/roommates.
[2026-03-26 21:25:00] Dave: Unless there’s something I’m missing, which is totally possible. You tell me.
[2026-03-26 21:29:00] Dave: And I’m sure you will have episodes of various feelings about it, him, everything once he’s gone.
[2026-03-26 21:31:00] Dave: I don’t think it will be regret that you ended the relationship, because ultimately, while you say he’s a good companion right now… You’re glossing over a whole lot of distress that he has been responsible for.
[2026-03-26 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I know. You’re right. Why is it so hard to remember all of that?? 😂
[2026-03-26 21:40:00] Dave: Because that’s just how you are baby. You’re sensitive to his stress, discomfort, and feelings and that makes you feel bad. Your natural inclination is to avoid confrontation and hurt feelings at your own cost if necessary - and only remembering the good is how that manifests in this situation.
[2026-03-26 21:42:00] Dave: I don’t have so many pet names for your that start with “sweet” for nothing. Sweetheart, sweetpea, sweetiepie…
[2026-03-26 21:44:00] Dave: You think you’re a grumpy, bitch all the time but the reality that everyone else around you sees is that you really are an amazing, empathetic, sweet person 👸
[2026-03-26 21:46:00] Sam Willis: You’re biased because you love me but I’LL TAKE IT! 🤭
[2026-03-26 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-03-26 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for always validating how i am feeling
[2026-03-26 21:53:00] Dave: Maybe a little…
[2026-03-26 21:53:00] Dave: But I’m confident this is all factual information
[2026-03-26 21:53:00] Dave: Maybe a little…
[2026-03-26 21:53:00] Dave: But I’m confident this is all factual information
[2026-03-26 21:53:00] Dave: I don’t love you because you AREN’T all those things lol
[2026-03-26 21:55:00] Sam Willis: This made me giggle lol
[2026-03-26 21:59:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-26 21:59:00] Dave: Not this married one
[2026-03-26 22:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Why the f did I make my dr appointment for 715 tomorrow morning? 😒
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Dave: 715?!
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Dave: Why??
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Sam Willis: I dunno whyyyyyyy
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Sam Willis: I must have been feeling energetic that day 😭
[2026-03-26 22:21:00] Dave: It’s a good thing you’re pretty
[2026-03-26 22:22:00] Sam Willis: lol why?
[2026-03-26 22:22:00] Dave: ….Because you aren’t the smartest
[2026-03-26 22:23:00] Sam Willis: WOWWWWWWW
[2026-03-26 22:24:00] Dave: WWWOOOOWWWWWWW
[2026-03-26 22:24:00] Dave: WWWOOOOWWWWWWW
[2026-03-26 22:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:25:00] Dave: I can’t wait to kick your ass next time I see you
[2026-03-26 22:25:00] Sam Willis: It’s fucking on
[2026-03-26 22:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:27:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-26 22:28:00] Dave: I love you sweetheart 🥰
[2026-03-26 22:28:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-03-26 22:28:00] Sam Willis: I love you most
[2026-03-26 22:28:00] Sam Willis: I miss you!!!!
[2026-03-26 22:29:00] Sam Willis: I plan on telling Christian tomorrow about me going to Dallas
[2026-03-26 22:29:00] Dave: Are you planning on braving the crowds?
[2026-03-26 22:29:00] Sam Willis: I’m hopeful something gets tomorrow
[2026-03-26 22:29:00] Dave: It won’t
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Sam Willis: Supposedly there’s going to be an emergency order to pay them
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Sam Willis: I might change my flight to not be at 6am though lol
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Dave: And even if it does, many have altogether quit
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Dave: So it won’t be an immediate relief
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Sam Willis: Bc someone posted she got there at 1am for a 5am flight and barely made it. Here in Phoenix. wtf
[2026-03-26 22:30:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-26 22:31:00] Sam Willis: Supposedly the early flights are the worst
[2026-03-26 22:31:00] Sam Willis: So we will see.
[2026-03-26 22:31:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I just drive the 16 hours….
[2026-03-26 22:31:00] Dave: Yeah. Maybe a later flight will be better
[2026-03-26 22:32:00] Sam Willis: I was totally kidding
[2026-03-26 22:32:00] Dave: I figured
[2026-03-26 22:32:00] Sam Willis: That cuts into our time together!
[2026-03-26 22:33:00] Sam Willis: Carlsbad, New Mexico!
[2026-03-26 22:33:00] Sam Willis: HERE WE COME!! 😂😂
[2026-03-26 22:33:00] Dave: Is that where Carlsbad caverns are
[2026-03-26 22:34:00] Sam Willis: Yup
[2026-03-26 22:34:00] Sam Willis: This looks pretty!!!
[2026-03-26 22:34:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-03-26 22:35:00] Dave: I’m gonna go ahead and drift off to sleep to dream about you 😍
[2026-03-26 22:35:00] Dave: And can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow love
[2026-03-26 22:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m heading there soon too. Sweet dreams baby. Talk to you tomorrow!! ❤️
[2026-03-26 22:36:00] Dave: Godddd I can’t wait to touch you
[2026-03-26 22:36:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🫠
[2026-03-26 22:36:00] Sam Willis: Going to be soooooo comfy to cuddle again
[2026-03-26 22:37:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭 I can’t wait
[2026-03-26 23:57:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo! I was like ok seriously why would I make an appt at 715. Let me go check my texts from when they asked me to confirm. And I was wrong!! It’s at 815!! I must have entered it in my calendar too quickly. Yay sleep!!
Sam's fingers traced the cool metal of the blindfold as Dave secured it gently around her head, plunging her into darkness. The hotel room was quiet except for the soft rustle of fabric as he moved behind her. Her heart raced with anticipation, the excitement of the unknown heightening her senses. She could feel his presence, a warm and commanding force that seemed to fill the room.
"Remember your safe word," Dave murmured, his voice a low rumble that vibrated through her. "But I don't think you'll need it."
Sam's breath hitched as she nodded, a small, involuntary movement that betrayed her eagerness. Dave's hands found her shoulders, firm and reassuring, guiding her to her knees. The carpet was plush beneath her, a luxurious contrast to the vulnerability she felt.
"Hands behind your back," Dave instructed, his tone leaving no room for hesitation. Sam complied, feeling the cool metal of handcuffs click into place around her wrists. The restriction was both exciting and terrifying, a physical manifestation of the trust she placed in him.
Dave's fingers brushed against her jaw, tilting her face up towards him. Even though she couldn't see, she could feel his gaze, intense and penetrating. "You look beautiful like this," he said, his voice softening. "So trusting. So ready."
Sam's body responded to his words, a warmth spreading through her that had nothing to do with the room temperature. She could feel the dampness between her thighs, a physical manifestation of her arousal.
Dave's hands moved to her clothes, deftly undoing buttons and zippers until she was exposed to him. The cool air hit her skin, making her shiver. His fingers traced the curve of her hip, the line of her spine, the swell of her breast. Each touch was deliberate, a claim of ownership that sent shivers down her spine.
"Tell me what you want," Dave whispered, his breath hot against her ear. Sam swallowed hard, her mind racing with possibilities.
"I want... I want you to use me," she managed to say, her voice steady despite the pounding of her heart. "I want you to take control."
Dave's chuckle was low and dangerous. "As you wish, my love."
He guided her to the bed, his hands firm on her shoulders. The mattress dipped beneath her as she crawled onto it, her body trembling with anticipation. Dave positioned her on her hands and knees, the cuffs digging into her wrists, a constant reminder of her submission.
Sam heard the rustle of fabric as Dave undressed, the sound of a drawer opening and closing. Then, the unmistakable sound of a bottle opening, followed by the cool drizzle of lube between her ass cheeks. She gasped as his finger probed her, gentle but insistent, preparing her for what was to come.
"Relax," Dave murmured, his voice soothing despite the command. "Let me in."
Sam took a deep breath, forcing her body to comply. Dave's finger slipped inside, a slow, deliberate invasion that sent sparks of pleasure through her. She moaned, the sound raw and primal, a testament to the intensity of her feelings.
"More," she whispered, her voice barely audible. "Please, more."
Dave complied, adding another finger, stretching her, preparing her. Sam's body responded, her hips moving of their own accord, seeking more friction, more pleasure. Dave's free hand found her clit, rubbing in slow, deliberate circles that had her seeing stars behind her closed eyes.
"Dave," she gasped, her body tensing as pleasure built within her. "I'm close. So close."
"Not yet," Dave growled, his fingers stilling. "You don't come until I say so."
Sam whimpered, her body aching with need. Dave's fingers left her, and she heard the sound of a wrapper tearing. A moment later, the head of his cock pressed against her ass, hot and hard and demanding.
"Breathe," Dave reminded her, his voice tight with control. Sam took a deep breath, exhaling as he pushed inside, inch by inch, filling her completely. The sensation was overwhelming, a mix of pleasure and pain that left her gasping.
Dave began to move, slow and steady, giving her body time to adjust. Sam matched his rhythm, her hips meeting his thrusts, her body opening to him. The pleasure built with each movement, a coiled spring ready to snap.
"Please," she begged, her voice a desperate whimper. "Please, let me come."
"Come for me, Sam," Dave commanded, his voice a low growl. "Show me how much you need this."
Sam's body obeyed, her orgasm crashing over her like a wave. She cried out, her voice raw and primal, her body clenching around him. Dave groaned, his own release following close behind, his body shaking with the force of it.
They collapsed onto the bed, Dave's weight pressing her into the mattress. Sam could feel his heart pounding against her back, a mirror of her own racing pulse. Dave's arms came around her, holding her close, his lips pressing soft kisses to her shoulder.
"Good girl," he murmured, his voice filled with tenderness. "You were incredible."
Sam smiled, a slow, sated curve of her lips. "Only for you," she whispered, her eyes still hidden behind the blindfold.
Dave's fingers found the clasp, releasing her from the darkness. Sam blinked, her vision adjusting to the soft glow of the room. Dave's face swam into focus, his eyes filled with love and satisfaction.
"I love you," he said, his voice soft but fierce. "More than words can express."
Sam reached up, cupping his face in her hands. "I love you too," she replied, her voice filled with emotion. "Forever and always."
Dave rolled onto his back, pulling Sam with him until she was tucked against his side, her head on his chest. His fingers traced idle patterns on her skin, soothing and comforting. Sam closed her eyes, a contented sigh escaping her lips.
The room was quiet, the only sound the soft rustle of sheets and the steady beat of Dave's heart. Sam felt a deep sense of peace wash over her, a contentment that came from knowing she was exactly where she was meant to be.
In the darkness of the blindfold, she had surrendered control, and in doing so, had found a freedom she never knew existed. With Dave, she was safe to explore every part of herself, to push boundaries and test limits. And he was there, steady and sure, guiding her through it all.
As sleep claimed her, Sam knew that this was just the beginning. There were so many more adventures to be had, so many more boundaries to push, so many more ways to explore the depths of their connection. And she couldn't wait to see what came next.
The storm surged through the canopy, sending leaves and branches crashing down around them. Dave and Sam huddled under the makeshift shelter they'd thrown together from discarded tarps and vines, the pounding rain finding every gap, soaking their clothes and chilling them to the bone. The jungle was a living, breathing thing, but tonight it felt like an enemy, relentless and unforgiving.
"Shit," Sam muttered, shivering as she pulled her knees closer to her chest. "This is worse than the time we got caught in that downpour at the lake."
Dave glanced at her, a faint smile touching his lips despite the circumstances. "At least we had a blanket and a bottle of whiskey then. What we wouldn't give for either right now."
Sam chuckled softly, the sound almost lost in the cacophony of the storm. "And a bed. A real bed would be nice."
Dave reached out, pulling her closer, his arm wrapping around her shoulders. She leaned into him, seeking his warmth, his strength. The shelter was small, their bodies pressed tightly together, every inch of them aware of the other. Dave's hand rested on Sam's hip, his thumb absently tracing circles on her wet jeans.
"Remember when you told me about your new toy?" Dave murmured, his voice low, almost a growl. "I can't stop thinking about it."
Sam looked up at him, her eyes gleaming in the faint light filtering through the leaves. "You're thinking about that now? In the middle of a fucking monsoon?"
"Always thinking about you," Dave replied, his hand sliding from her hip to her ass, squeezing gently. "About all the things I want to do to you."
Sam's breath hitched, and she pressed closer, her hand finding his thigh, squeezing. "Like what?"
Dave leaned in, his lips brushing her ear. "Like bending you over and fucking you until you scream. Like watching you ride that toy while I fuck your mouth. Like feeling you come all over my cock."
Sam's body responded instantly, her nipples hardening, her pussy throbbing with need. She turned to face him, her hand sliding up his thigh to his cock, already hard and straining against his jeans. "Fuck, Dave. You know how to make a girl forget about being soaked to the bone."
Dave captured her mouth in a fierce kiss, his tongue plunging deep, exploring, possessing. Sam moaned into his mouth, her hands tugging at his shirt, needing to feel his skin. The storm raged on around them, but inside their little shelter, the world narrowed down to the two of them, to the heat of their bodies and the desperate need to be closer.
Dave broke the kiss, his breath ragged. "Take off your pants," he commanded, his voice hoarse with desire.
Sam complied, shimmying out of her wet jeans and underwear, kicking them aside. Dave's eyes roamed over her body, taking in every curve, every line. He reached out, his fingers trailing up her inner thigh, teasing the edge of her pussy. Sam gasped, her hips bucking towards his touch.
"Please, Dave," she begged, her voice a whisper. "Touch me."
Dave smiled, a slow, wicked curve of his lips. "With pleasure."
His fingers found her clit, circling, teasing, sending jolts of pleasure through her body. Sam bit her lip to stifle a moan, her hands gripping his shoulders, her nails digging into his flesh. Dave's other hand cupped her breast, his thumb brushing over her nipple, sending sparks of sensation straight to her core.
Sam reached for his belt, fumbling with the buckle in her haste. Dave helped her, quickly shedding his own jeans and boxers. His cock sprang free, hard and ready, the head glistening with pre-cum. Sam wrapped her hand around him, stroking slowly, feeling him pulse in her grip.
Dave groaned, his hips thrusting into her hand. "Fuck, Sam. You feel so good."
Sam leaned in, her tongue flicking out to taste him, licking the drop of pre-cum from the tip. Dave hissed, his hand tangling in her hair, guiding her mouth to him. Sam took him deep, her head bobbing as she sucked and licked, her hand working in tandem with her mouth.
The shelter shook with a particularly violent gust of wind, but neither of them noticed, lost in their own world of pleasure. Dave's hips moved in time with Sam's mouth, his cock sliding in and out, wet and slick. He could feel his orgasm building, his balls tightening, but he didn't want to come like this. Not yet.
He pulled Sam up, his mouth crashing down on hers, tasting himself on her tongue. Sam wrapped her legs around his waist, her pussy pressing against his cock, wet and ready. Dave reached between them, positioning himself at her entrance, and thrust in with one hard stroke.
Sam cried out, her head falling back, her body stretching to accommodate him. Dave held still for a moment, letting her adjust, then began to move, his hips rolling, his cock sliding in and out of her slick heat.
The storm outside raged on, but inside their little shelter, there was only the sound of their bodies coming together, the wet slapping of flesh on flesh, the harshness of their breaths, the moans and gasps of pleasure. Dave's hand found Sam's clit, his fingers circling, teasing, sending her spiraling higher and higher.
Sam's body tensed, her inner muscles clenching around Dave's cock. "Dave," she gasped, her voice a plea. "I'm so close."
"Come for me, baby," Dave growled, his hips moving faster, harder. "Let me feel you come all over my cock."
Sam's orgasm hit her like a freight train, her body convulsing, her pussy clamping down on Dave's cock, milking him. Dave groaned, his own release following close behind, his cock pulsing as he filled her with his seed.
They collapsed together, their bodies slick with sweat and rain, their breaths coming in ragged gasps. Dave pulled Sam close, his arm wrapping around her, holding her tight. Sam snuggled into him, her head resting on his chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart.
"Fuck," Sam murmured, a soft laugh escaping her lips. "That was... intense."
Dave chuckled, pressing a kiss to her forehead. "You have no idea how much I've been wanting to do that."
Sam looked up at him, her eyes shining with amusement and love. "Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea."
Dave grinned, his hand sliding down to cup her ass. "You know, we still have that toy of yours to play with."
Sam's eyebrows shot up. "You want to try it out? Here? Now?"
Dave's grin turned wicked. "Why not? It's not like we have anywhere else to be."
Sam laughed, a sound full of joy and anticipation. "You're insatiable, you know that?"
"Only for you," Dave replied, his voice soft, his eyes serious.
Sam's heart swelled, her love for this man filling her to bursting. She leaned up, capturing his mouth in a soft, tender kiss. Dave kissed her back, his hand cupping her cheek, his thumb brushing away a stray drop of rain.
When they finally pulled apart, Sam rested her head on Dave's chest once more, her body relaxed and sated. The storm outside had begun to abate, the rain tapering off to a gentle patter. Inside their shelter, the world was quiet, peaceful, just the two of them, wrapped up in each other.
"Dave?" Sam murmured, her voice sleepy.
"Hmm?" Dave replied, his fingers tracing lazy patterns on her back.
"Thank you. For everything."
Dave pressed a kiss to the top of her head. "Always, Sam. Always."
And with that, they drifted off to sleep, their bodies entwined, their hearts full, ready to face whatever the morning might bring.
Dave's truck pulled up to the curb outside Sam's apartment, the headlights cutting through the early evening mist. Sam stepped out onto the small porch, the screen door creaking behind her as she leaned against the frame, watching him unfold from the driver's seat. His presence was a solidity in the night, a comfort she hadn't realized she needed until this moment.
"Hey you," Sam called out softly, her voice barely carrying over the distance.
Dave walked toward her, his steps measured and sure. "Hey Sam," he replied, his voice a low rumble that seemed to reach inside her. "Ready to go?"
Sam nodded, pushing off from the doorframe and walking down the steps to meet him. "Yeah, let's get out of here."
They climbed into the truck, the cab enveloping them in a cocoon of warmth and the scent of Dave's cologne—a mix of sandalwood and something sharp, like winter air. Sam buckled her seatbelt, her hands trembling slightly as she fiddled with the clasp.
Dave reached over, his fingers gentle but firm as he guided her hands away. "I've got it," he murmured, his touch lingering on her skin for a moment longer than necessary. Sam felt a flush creep up her neck, a mix of anticipation and the lingering embarrassment from their earlier conversation.
"Where are we headed?" Sam asked, her voice steady despite the butterflies in her stomach.
Dave started the engine, the truck purring to life. "Thought we'd drive out to the lake. It's quiet this time of year, and I know a spot where we can park and just... be."
Sam smiled, leaning back against the headrest. "Sounds perfect."
The drive was a comfortable silence, the kind that only comes with familiarity. Sam watched the world blur by outside the window, her mind drifting to the conversation they'd had earlier. The way Dave's eyes had darkened when she mentioned her new toy, the way his voice had dropped an octave as he described his fantasies. She shifted in her seat, feeling a familiar ache between her legs.
Dave must have sensed her restlessness, because he reached over and took her hand, his thumb tracing circles on her palm. "You okay over there?" he asked, his voice gentle.
Sam nodded, turning her hand to lace her fingers through his. "Just thinking," she admitted.
Dave brought her hand to his mouth, pressing a soft kiss to her knuckles. "About?" he prompted, his breath warm against her skin.
Sam hesitated, then decided to be brave. "About what you said earlier. About trying something new."
Dave's grip on her hand tightened, his eyes never leaving the road. "And what did you decide?" he asked, his voice neutral but his body language tense with anticipation.
Sam took a deep breath. "I decided I want to try it. With you."
Dave pulled the truck over to the side of the road, the gravel crunching beneath the tires. He turned to face her, his eyes searching hers. "Sam," he began, his voice serious. "Are you sure? We don't have to—"
Sam cut him off with a shake of her head. "I'm sure, Dave. I trust you. I want this."
Dave reached out, cupping her face in his hands. "I love you, Sam. You know that, right?" he said, his voice fierce with emotion.
Sam leaned into his touch, her eyes fluttering closed. "I know. I love you too."
Dave's thumbs brushed against her cheeks, his touch tender. "Then let's go. Let's see where this takes us."
They drove the rest of the way in silence, the tension between them palpable. When they reached the lake, Dave pulled the truck into a secluded spot, the headlights illuminating the water's edge. He killed the engine, and for a moment, they just sat there, listening to the night.
Sam unbuckled her seatbelt, turning to face Dave. "So," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. "Where do we start?"
Dave reached into the back seat, pulling out a blanket and a small cooler. "How about we start with a picnic?" he suggested, a wicked glint in his eye.
Sam raised an eyebrow. "A picnic? Really?"
Dave grinned, that predatory smile that never failed to make her heart race. "Trust me," he said, opening his door. "I have plans."
They spread the blanket out on the ground, the cool night air nipping at their skin. Dave opened the cooler, pulling out an array of foods—cheese, crackers, grapes, and a bottle of wine. Sam watched him, her curiosity piqued.
"Did you plan this?" she asked, taking a glass of wine from him.
Dave shook his head, handing her a plate. "No, but I hoped. I wanted tonight to be special."
Sam took a sip of her wine, the rich flavor warming her from the inside out. "It is," she agreed.
They ate in comfortable silence, the only sounds the lap of water against the shore and the occasional call of a night bird. When they finished, Dave packed everything away, his movements efficient and sure.
Sam watched him, her body thrumming with anticipation. "So," she said, her voice steady despite the butterflies in her stomach. "What now?"
Dave turned to face her, his eyes dark with desire. "Now," he said, his voice a low growl. "We see how far you're willing to go."
He reached out, his hand cupping the back of her neck, pulling her in for a kiss. Sam melted into him, her body molding against his as his tongue explored her mouth. She could taste the wine on his lips, the faint hint of cheese and grapes.
Dave's other hand roamed her body, tracing the curve of her waist, the swell of her hip. Sam arched into his touch, a soft moan escaping her lips. Dave broke the kiss, his breath ragged.
"Tell me what you want, Sam," he murmured, his lips brushing against her ear. "Tell me what you need."
Sam hesitated, then decided to be brave. "I want you, Dave. All of you. I want to feel you inside me, filling me up."
Dave's eyes darkened, his grip on her neck tightening. "Fuck, Sam," he growled. "You have no idea what you do to me."
He pushed her back onto the blanket, his body covering hers. Sam could feel his hardness pressing against her thigh, the promise of what was to come. Dave's mouth found hers again, his kiss hungry and demanding. Sam wrapped her legs around his waist, pulling him closer.
Dave's hands roamed her body, teasing and tantalizing. He pushed her shirt up, his calloused palms rough against her soft skin. Sam arched into his touch, her breath coming in short gasps. Dave's mouth left hers, trailing kisses down her neck, her collarbone, the swell of her breasts.
Sam fumbled with the buttons on his shirt, her fingers trembling with anticipation. Dave helped her, his movements quick and efficient. When his shirt was off, Sam ran her hands over his chest, reveling in the feel of his muscles beneath her palms.
Dave's mouth found her nipple, his teeth nipping gently. Sam cried out, her back arching off the ground. Dave's hand slipped between her legs, his fingers rubbing against her clit through the thin fabric of her pants. Sam bucked against his touch, her body aching for more.
"Dave," she gasped, her voice barely recognizable. "Please."
Dave looked up at her, his eyes dark with desire. "Please what, Sam?" he asked, his voice a low growl.
Sam hesitated, then decided to be brave. "I want you inside me," she said, her voice steady despite the butterflies in her stomach. "I want to feel you filling me up."
Dave's eyes flashed, his hand moving to unbutton her pants. "Your wish is my command," he murmured, his voice a low rumble.
He pushed her pants down, his fingers brushing against her bare skin. Sam lifted her hips, helping him remove the offending garment. When she was bare before him, Dave took a moment to appreciate the view.
"Fuck, Sam," he growled, his voice thick with desire. "You're so beautiful."
Sam reached out, pulling him down on top of her. "Less talking, more action," she teased, her voice breathless.
Dave grinned, that wicked glint in his eye. "As you wish," he said, positioning himself at her entrance.
Sam wrapped her legs around his waist, pulling him in. Dave pushed into her slowly, inch by inch, until he was fully sheathed inside her. Sam moaned, her body stretching to accommodate him.
Dave began to move, his hips thrusting against hers in a steady rhythm. Sam met him thrust for thrust, her body writhing beneath him. The world narrowed down to the feel of him inside her, the sound of their breathing, the scent of their arousal.
Dave's hand snaked between them, his fingers finding her clit. Sam cried out, her body tensing as he rubbed against the sensitive nub. Dave's thrusts became more urgent, his body slamming into hers with a desperation that matched her own.
"Sam," he gasped, his voice barely recognizable. "I'm close."
Sam reached up, her hands gripping his shoulders. "Me too," she panted. "Don't stop."
Dave's fingers moved faster, his thrusts more urgent. Sam could feel her orgasm building, a coil of tension deep in her belly. She cried out, her body convulsing as waves of pleasure washed over her.
Dave followed soon after, his body shaking as he spilled himself inside her. They lay there for a moment, their bodies entwined, their breathing ragged.
Dave rolled off her, pulling her into his arms. Sam rested her head on his chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart. They lay there in comfortable silence, the night air cooling their heated skin.
After a while, Sam propped herself up on one elbow, looking down at Dave. "So," she said, a mischievous glint in her eye. "About that double penetration..."
Dave's eyes widened, a slow grin spreading across his face. "Oh, you want to play, do you?" he asked, his voice a low rumble.
Sam nodded, her body thrumming with anticipation. "I do," she said, her voice steady despite the butterflies in her stomach. "I want to try everything with you."
Dave reached up, cupping her face in his hands. "Anything you want, Sam," he said, his voice fierce with emotion. "I'm yours."
Sam leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. "And I'm yours," she murmured against his mouth.
Dave's hands roamed her body, teasing and tantalizing. Sam arched into his touch, her body already aching for more. She knew this was just the beginning, the first step on a journey of exploration and discovery. And she couldn't wait to see where it took them.
DAY OVERVIEW Today started with a playful morning and escalated into a sexually charged midday, as Dave and Sam flirted and shared intimate desires. The conversation ended on a tender, reflective note as they expressed their love for each other and anticipated their upcoming reunion. The most defining moment was their detailed discussion about trying new sexual experiences, including double penetration, which left them both excited and eager to explore.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Morning Greetings and Sleep
- Dave and Sam discussed how they slept and how Sam's dogs waking her up at 4:30 AM actually helped her sleep better than usual.
- Emotional register: Playful, caring.
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Notable quotes: "I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean" — Sam.
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Work and Office Dynamics
- Sam mentioned working from home and dealing with office politics, including Brian's early calls and Christian's behavior.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, amused.
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Notable quotes: "Brian starting calls 6 minutes early really needs to stop" — Sam.
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Dave's Therapy Session
- Dave shared details about his therapy session, focusing on his feelings about his kids and his homework to tell his son he's proud of him.
- Emotional register: Introspective, slightly frustrated.
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Notable quotes: "My homework is to touch Emerson on the shoulder and tell I’m proud of him" — Dave.
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Sam's New Sex Toy
- Sam mentioned receiving a new sex toy and Dave expressed excitement about seeing an unboxing video.
- Emotional register: Anticipatory, playful.
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Notable quotes: "I can’t wait for this thing to chargeeee" — Sam.
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Flight and Travel Plans
- They discussed Sam's upcoming flight to Dallas, the potential for long wait times, and the possibility of driving instead.
- Emotional register: Practical, slightly anxious.
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Notable quotes: "Waiting until the end of the week to see if the govt gets their shit together" — Sam.
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Christian's Job Search
- Sam mentioned Christian's upcoming call with a recruiter and his openness to in-office work if it's nearby.
- Emotional register: Supportive, hopeful.
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Notable quotes: "Good news - Christian has a call with a recruiter tomorrow. Hopefully he can network the hell out of him" — Sam.
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Movie Night
- Sam talked about watching "The Housemaid" and finding it stresses her out.
- Emotional register: Amused, slightly stressed.
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Notable quotes: "I’m stressed and I’m 10 minutes in" — Sam.
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Relationship with Christian
- They discussed Sam's upcoming conversation with Christian about going to Dallas and her feelings about their amicable separation.
- Emotional register: Reflective, slightly sad.
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Notable quotes: "Yea…. It’s all weird because we really do not act any differently at all towards each other. I hope it doesn’t all just randomly hit me hard one day when he’s gone." — Sam.
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Future Plans and Anticipation
- They expressed excitement about seeing each other in two weeks and the physical intimacy they anticipate.
- Emotional register: Excited, loving.
- Notable quotes: "I love you most" — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam initiated the sexual discussion by mentioning she was horny and excited about her new sex toy. - Dave expressed excitement about seeing an unboxing video of the toy and discussed the various settings and adjustments. - Sam shared a Reddit link to a post about double penetration, expressing interest in trying it. - Dave enthusiastically agreed, using explicit language to describe his excitement: "Fuck yes! That is sooooo hot! Are you kidding me" — Dave. - They discussed the physical sensations and the toy's features, with Sam describing it as "Flat, wavy, and bendy" and Dave noting that it can be adjusted exactly where she wants it. - Sam mentioned using another toy while waiting for her new one to charge, describing herself as "sooo hot after you cum" — Sam. - They both expressed anticipation for their upcoming reunion, with Dave describing dreaming about double penetrating Sam and Sam looking forward to cuddling and physical intimacy.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the conversation with her excitement about the new sex toy and her horniness, while Dave followed and escalated with his enthusiastic responses and explicit language. - There was a playful back-and-forth as they teased each other about trying new sexual experiences, with Dave expressing his eagerness and Sam confirming she won't chicken out. - They both expressed vulnerability in discussing their desires and fantasies, with Dave being open about his excitement for double penetration and Sam sharing her thoughts on the Reddit post. - There was a tender moment as they expressed their love for each other and anticipation for their upcoming reunion, with Sam saying "I love you most" — Sam and Dave responding with "I love you sweetheart" — Dave. - The power dynamic showed Dave as more dominant in his language and expressions of desire, while Sam was more submissive and receptive, but still assertive in her own desires.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE 1. "I’m hornyyyyy" — Sam, expressing her sexual desire. 2. "I can’t wait for this thing to chargeeee" — Sam, eagerly awaiting her new sex toy. 3. "It looks like you can get it EXACTLY where you want it - the way it adjusts" — Dave, commenting on the toy's features. 4. "He’s like Brian’s twin/puppet" — Sam, describing Chris. 5. "Super nice but calmmmmm down bro" — Sam, teasing Chris. 6. "I won’t chicken out!" — Sam, committing to trying something new. 7. "I might need anything nap" — Dave, joking about his exhaustion after masturbating. 8. "I’m on a time crunch before my next meeting lol" — Sam, describing her rushed situation. 9. "I’m soooooo… dis. Or un something" — Sam, trying to express her feelings about work. 10. "I love you most" — Sam, expressing her deep affection for Dave. 11. "I love you sweetheart" — Dave, reciprocating Sam's affection. 12. "I can’t wait to touch you" — Dave, anticipating their physical reunion. 13. "Going to be soooooo comfy to cuddle again" — Sam, looking forward to physical intimacy. 14. "I plan on telling Christian tomorrow about me going to Dallas" — Sam, discussing her upcoming conversation with her husband.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's upcoming flight to Dallas and the potential for changes in her travel plans. - Their anticipation for their reunion in two weeks and the physical intimacy they plan to share. - Sam's upcoming conversation with Christian about her trip and their amicable separation. - The unresolved topic of trying double penetration and other new sexual experiences.
MOOD MAP playful morning → sexually charged midday → tender/reminiscent evening → excited anticipation → loving closure
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
482
143 more; previous average 338.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
38
10 more; previous average 28.4 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 230 · 48% | 252 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 2m 42s | 2m 50s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: Similar; previous average 2m 41s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 33% longer; previous average 2m 8s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 9m 30s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 143 more; previous average 338.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 482 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (45), Frustration (33), Humor (32), Affection (20), Checking in (18)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Sam Willis: Status update (48), Humor (39), Frustration (36), Vulnerability (24), Checking in (23)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
464 of 482 messages (96.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 228 / 230 | 99.1% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Sam Willis | 236 / 250 | 94.4% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.84 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.73 |
| Checking in | 0.64 |
| Deep sharing | 0.71 |
| Disagreement | 0.65 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.79 |
| Frustration | 0.68 |
| Humor | 0.75 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.60 |
| Request | 0.62 |
| Sexting | 0.88 |
| Status update | 0.61 |
| Unmet need | 0.60 |
| Vulnerability | 0.70 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-04-01 20:55:11
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
36 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.84
[2026-03-26 06:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you too baby ❤️❤️
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:59:00 PM] Dave
…I love you so so much Sam 🥰
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:42:00 PM] Dave
I don’t have so many pet names for your that start with “sweet” for nothing. Sweetheart, sweetpea, sweetiepie…
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.816
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[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Dave
Godddd I can’t wait to touch you
Score: 0.94 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
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[2026-03-26 10:28:00 PM] Dave
I miss you
Score: 0.93 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
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[2026-03-26 10:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you most
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
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[2026-03-26 06:25:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nice. You better be working from home today And taking what the company gives you which is not even close to what you deserve remember so don't feel bad about it in the least you deserve so much more for all you do and all the shit that you put up with then To work from home one day that they give you anyway to do and then taking a sick day there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever I don't even wanna hear it but what I do wanna hear and can't wait to see. Is your new dildo unboxing video that I'm looking forward to Or live FaceTime if you want to do that, but I'll be at the dumb ass office probably easier to pick me a video Interested to see what the quality is like and like how it works out Sizing Vibration and all things cause it looks like Bent around like on its own or is it just adjustable like I don't know I guess So yeah, that I'm sure it'll be cool. I'm sure you're excited to get into it too if you haven't already. Yeah, I woke up. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. I always do. Hope you're doing well and I hope you feel less grumpy today Yeah Continue to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon. I love you so much baby and I can't wait to see you.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Good. Take the night off baby 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7735
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[2026-03-26 10:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
I miss you!!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-03-26 09:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
You know what I love? When you hug a dog and they rest their head on your shoulder 😭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 01:08:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Also, I hope your day is going pretty good and I just wanted to say that I love you and you're beautiful
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 10:35:00 PM] Dave
I’m gonna go ahead and drift off to sleep to dream about you 😍
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m heading there soon too. Sweet dreams baby. Talk to you tomorrow!! ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 03:34:00 PM] Dave
Will talk soon 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-03-26 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Enjoy baby
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 03:46:00 PM] Dave
I love you babydoll 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 06:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Where it ultimately led up to you saying you love me
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:55:00 PM] Dave
Because that was instrumental for me too. I already knew I was in love with you. But that thinking through all that really solidified it, I guess
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 10:28:00 PM] Dave
I love you sweetheart 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 12:17:00 PM] Dave
Nnnnnnope 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7735
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[2026-03-26 05:50:00 PM] Dave
It has been a rough week sweetheart
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Morning baby. Ugh I’m sorry you’re so tired. You’re doing great!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 08:35:00 AM] Dave
Awwwe, I know baby 🤗
Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-26 04:38:00 PM] Dave
I hope you get a great nap, sweetie!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-26 02:36:00 PM] Dave
You look amazing, as always 😍
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think another moment was secret weekend when you first came into the hotel room and we had the best hug. It felt so so good.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Going to be soooooo comfy to cuddle again
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 10:35:00 PM] Dave
And can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow love
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:44:00 PM] Dave
You think you’re a grumpy, bitch all the time but the reality that everyone else around you sees is that you really are an amazing, empathetic, sweet person 👸
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh you want to try, too? 🫠
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Dave
YOU’re doing great!!
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-26 02:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
No. But thanks.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Me. I’m your partner. 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Me. I’m your partner. 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-26 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re biased because you love me but I’LL TAKE IT! 🤭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1s160ja/oh_yesssss_i_love_this_so_much/?share_id=Ul45Cl9kDDIJT88oEiCcg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Oh yesssss i Love this so much Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 4 comments
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Appreciation
17 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-03-26 07:00:00 PM] Dave
YOU’RE the best
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re the best
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 02:35:00 PM] Dave
You did a great job for your first unboxing video!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 09:44:00 PM] Dave
You think you’re a grumpy, bitch all the time but the reality that everyone else around you sees is that you really are an amazing, empathetic, sweet person 👸
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:59:00 PM] Dave
That was such a great hug
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you for always validating how i am feeling
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:22:00 PM] Dave
Idk what it was like with you and Joe, but you and Christian haven’t been syncing up for a while… I mean, even before the sex stopped. Hell, you knew it wasn’t right YEARS ago. So I think it makes sense. I think you both knew this was coming, even if subconsciously.
Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 09:28:00 AM] Dave
It was actually pretty helpful
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:35:00 PM] Dave
I love it!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:43:00 PM] Dave
I’m glad it’s not a flop
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
YOU’RE RIGHT
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 03:46:00 PM] Dave
You’re so sweet
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, thanks
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
But you’re totally right
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:11:00 AM] Dave
He’s really smart, for sure.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 06:02:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, that would be nice
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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Boundary setting
6 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-03-26 09:59:00 AM] Dave
But you’re the one dealing with it so it’s your call. And I 💯 won’t be mad at ya if you don’t want to deal with it or risk missing a flight
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to walk the dogs tonight
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like at all
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:59:00 PM] Dave
Not this married one
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Checking in
41 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-03-26 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK and then last question: has any of this (so far) made you rethink or feel any differently about WAA? Not rhetorical. 😅
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 08:32:00 AM] Dave
What was different about yesterday?
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.731
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[2026-03-26 11:49:00 AM] Dave
My homework is to touch Emerson on the shoulder and tell I’m proud of him 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I gotta listen to your message. Did you not sleep well?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:47:00 AM] Dave
How are you feeling today?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 03:06:00 PM] Dave
What’s going on now?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:24:00 PM] Dave
Let me know how that works out 🤪
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 10:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
That cuts into our time together!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 03:28:00 PM] Dave
I feel like you’re doing better
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6715
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[2026-03-26 11:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Really? Why is that?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Meh I’m ok. Busy. Blahhh This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
Not likely that that’s what you need? Or not likely that you’ll get that from her?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:17:00 PM] Dave
Nnnnnnope 🥰
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 11:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
How are you doing?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Listening to your message now
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Meh I’m ok. Busy. Blahhh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 05:50:00 PM] Dave
What happened with the nap?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 07:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are you up to tonight?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just sent him some options for houses for rent, but then I felt I was pressuring him so I stopped
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 11:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Did you have therapy today?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 05:52:00 PM] Dave
That sucks. And Ofc nobody else is gonna clean it up 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Whatcha think?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
What vibe do you get? lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
What vibe do you get? lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
I get it. So does reframing make you feel less resentful? Make you feel any happier?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t know how that would have come up but maybe!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
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[2026-03-26 09:25:00 PM] Dave
Unless there’s something I’m missing, which is totally possible. You tell me.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
“This” meaning specifically the kids?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 02:10:00 PM] Dave
Ugh I hope so
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 11:13:00 AM] Dave
What’s happening with that new toy?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-26 10:33:00 PM] Dave
Is that where Carlsbad caverns are
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-26 11:13:00 AM] Dave
What’s happening with that new toy??
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-26 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well for sure
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 08:35:00 AM] Dave
But also….. sleep 😊
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did you even nap at all?? lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 06:44:00 PM] Dave
Thinking about it though
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 06:44:00 PM] Dave
Thinking about it though This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK I’m thinking too
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 09:25:00 AM] Dave
He just came skulking up to my desk
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Disenfranchised too maybe?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 10:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why the f did I make my dr appointment for 715 tomorrow morning? 😒
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Deep sharing
14 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.71
[2026-03-26 12:16:00 PM] Dave
I’ve almost always used it. I know I told you I got “talked to” in the AF when I was like 21 because I said I was going to KILL MYSELF because I had to go to PT lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:52:00 AM] Dave
When I let Bear get in bed at night he immediately scurries up to me and flops into me and puts his head on my chest
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:55:00 AM] Dave
So, I don’t really HATE my kids, or even dislike or resent them. I’m uninterested in engaging. The internal narrative is important to get straight
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:55:00 PM] Dave
Because that was instrumental for me too. I already knew I was in love with you. But that thinking through all that really solidified it, I guess
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think another moment was secret weekend when you first came into the hotel room and we had the best hug. It felt so so good.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:11:00 PM] Dave
And this is part of the internal narrative. Using the right language and not hyperbole, which is almost entirely what I use lol. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:11:00 PM] Dave
And this is part of the internal narrative. Using the right language and not hyperbole, which is almost entirely what I use lol.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like being a blob on the couch, watching a movie, and eating Oreos and milk
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think one moment for me was your final chapter that you texted me
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:31:00 PM] Dave
I don’t think it will be regret that you ended the relationship, because ultimately, while you say he’s a good companion right now… You’re glossing over a whole lot of distress that he has been responsible for.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:40:00 PM] Dave
Like: I’ve had A LOT of partners and…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:40:00 PM] Dave
Like: I’ve had A LOT of partners and… This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmmm I do wonder though if it would be helpful to detach from like thinking of them as your kids vs thinking of them just as another human
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Noooooooo I said I used to have anal sex a lot
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Disagreement
20 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-03-26 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I don’t think that’s it?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Example number 5226 of how Brian is so such a fucking brown nose on our all hands at the end each of the directors goes around and gives like a three minute feel about what's going on in our space it's called around the horn. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody wants to hear us. Most of the time we skip it because we're running out of time and blah blah blah like literally nobody fucking listens to us so I messaged just a bit ago in our leadership chat and I said should we skip the around the horn because like we're gonna be rushed and people were like yeah that's fine and then Brian copies and paste his bullet points for his around the horn like all of his talking points. He's like here's mine if you're interested it's like bro nobody cares nobody's interested.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
But you’re right. I couldn’t care less if it was 100, or 1000
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:08:00 PM] Dave
He’s such a little tool
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6545
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[2026-03-26 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
I mean. I get where she’s going with the “oh so your pride is tied to his success”?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:36:00 PM] Dave
But her point stands (🙄).
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Rich people are such assholes
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-26 06:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like that’s shit only teens and 20 something’s care about
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
But you’re right. I couldn’t care less if it was 100, or 1000 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Dave
Yeah you said that too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:53:00 PM] Dave
But I’m confident this is all factual information This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
“You really must be using AI. You have to embrace it”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
that’s exactly what it is
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
Oh you have definitely emphasized A LOT on multiple occasions
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:53:00 PM] Dave
But I’m confident this is all factual information
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
Oh you have definitely emphasized A LOT on multiple occasions This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:11:00 AM] Dave
Exactly this
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 09:11:00 AM] Dave
Exactly this This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
A wee bit of arrogance but it’s not like in your face
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[2026-03-26 09:14:00 AM] Dave
Yeah. And kind of a smugness or something
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Emotional support
26 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-03-26 06:22:00 PM] Dave
You don’t need MORE stress
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:31:00 PM] Dave
I don’t think it will be regret that you ended the relationship, because ultimately, while you say he’s a good companion right now… You’re glossing over a whole lot of distress that he has been responsible for.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 09:40:00 PM] Dave
Because that’s just how you are baby. You’re sensitive to his stress, discomfort, and feelings and that makes you feel bad. Your natural inclination is to avoid confrontation and hurt feelings at your own cost if necessary - and only remembering the good is how that manifests in this situation.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 08:59:00 PM] Dave
It’s nice of you to try to help. And you shouldn’t feel bad. He IS a grown man. AND the reality is: he’s gotta go sometime.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Morning baby. Ugh I’m sorry you’re so tired. You’re doing great!!
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-03-26 08:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why do I feel so fucking bad though?!? 😭 he’s so stressed
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 06:25:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nice. You better be working from home today And taking what the company gives you which is not even close to what you deserve remember so don't feel bad about it in the least you deserve so much more for all you do and all the shit that you put up with then To work from home one day that they give you anyway to do and then taking a sick day there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever I don't even wanna hear it but what I do wanna hear and can't wait to see. Is your new dildo unboxing video that I'm looking forward to Or live FaceTime if you want to do that, but I'll be at the dumb ass office probably easier to pick me a video Interested to see what the quality is like and like how it works out Sizing Vibration and all things cause it looks like Bent around like on its own or is it just adjustable like I don't know I guess So yeah, that I'm sure it'll be cool. I'm sure you're excited to get into it too if you haven't already. Yeah, I woke up. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. I always do. Hope you're doing well and I hope you feel less grumpy today Yeah Continue to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon. I love you so much baby and I can't wait to see you.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:48:00 AM] Dave
Omg yes! That’s the fucking worst-the contact thing. And it huuuurtz
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:47:00 AM] Dave
Not too bad. Hangin in there
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 12:01:00 PM] Dave
Because the majority of people need to be told they’re valuable and special or whatever. But what I need is more difficult. I don’t really have any desire to be more engaged so that makes me harder to deal with
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Feel better 😔
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good news - Christian has a call with a recruiter tomorrow. Hopefully he can network the hell out of him 🙏🙏🙏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:22:00 PM] Dave
Why don’t you watch a comedy or something
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 09:29:00 PM] Dave
And I’m sure you will have episodes of various feelings about it, him, everything once he’s gone.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thank you for always validating how i am feeling
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 08:35:00 AM] Dave
Awwwe, I know baby 🤗
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.714
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[2026-03-26 02:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I won’t chicken out!
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.646
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[2026-03-26 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then do you even realize you’re using hyperbole? And why are you? Is that a coping mechanism? These are rhetorical questions that don’t need answered. Oooo I love therapy 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe it’s just even acknowledgement from Juliet that life has been super crazy with 4 kids and she appreciates you and acknowledges that it wasn’t what you had planned for yourself
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think more than anything, you’re just apathetic with your life at this time
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t like rock bottom 😔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t like rock bottom 😔 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 08:35:00 AM] Dave
But also….. sleep 😊
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 07:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dave!! That’s horrible! lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:03:00 PM] Dave
And I’m already pretty well aware of what she tells me. Like, where a lot of people are like “omg, I AM parenting like my father did 🤯”. I’m like “yeah. Duh 😐”.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-26 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahhhh! What seemed to be is not what is!!!!!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Encouragement
14 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-03-26 08:44:00 PM] Dave
Because you’re a wonderful, compassionate woman.
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Dave
YOU’re doing great!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:25:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nice. You better be working from home today And taking what the company gives you which is not even close to what you deserve remember so don't feel bad about it in the least you deserve so much more for all you do and all the shit that you put up with then To work from home one day that they give you anyway to do and then taking a sick day there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever I don't even wanna hear it but what I do wanna hear and can't wait to see. Is your new dildo unboxing video that I'm looking forward to Or live FaceTime if you want to do that, but I'll be at the dumb ass office probably easier to pick me a video Interested to see what the quality is like and like how it works out Sizing Vibration and all things cause it looks like Bent around like on its own or is it just adjustable like I don't know I guess So yeah, that I'm sure it'll be cool. I'm sure you're excited to get into it too if you haven't already. Yeah, I woke up. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. I always do. Hope you're doing well and I hope you feel less grumpy today Yeah Continue to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon. I love you so much baby and I can't wait to see you.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Dave
So encouraging
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 08:37:00 AM] Dave
Good job!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 05:49:00 PM] Dave
That’s exactly what you should do!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 03:28:00 PM] Dave
I feel like you’re doing better
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-26 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also. Report back. Maybe itll help!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:39:00 PM] Dave
I love how excited you are!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
That is true. But people can change their minds 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll listen here in a bit but YAY!! You made it through the last day in the office!! 👏👏👏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
That is true. But people can change their minds 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kidddingggg. I’ll figure it out.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:31:00 PM] Dave
Yeah. Maybe a later flight will be better
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Excitement
33 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-26 10:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
HERE WE COME!! 😂😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yessssss
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Not to brag but WOO HOO!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:46:00 PM] Dave
YESSSSSS 🥵
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 10:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
WOWWWWWWW
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 10:24:00 PM] Dave
WWWOOOOWWWWWWW This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 10:24:00 PM] Dave
WWWOOOOWWWWWWW
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just ordered me a Nutella/strawberry crepe for lunch. Fuck yea!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1s160ja/oh_yesssss_i_love_this_so_much/?share_id=Ul45Cl9kDDIJT88oEiCcg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Oh yesssss i Love this so much Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 4 comments
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 04:31:00 PM] Dave
Omg I came so hard thinking about this 🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-26 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
And hopefully I can see you in basically TWO WEEKS!!! 😱😱😱😱
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-26 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
So many ideas!! 😍
Score: 0.84 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
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[2026-03-26 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yasssssss!!!
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-26 10:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
😭😭 I can’t wait
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 09:51:00 AM] Dave
Yesss
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-26 01:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll listen here in a bit but YAY!! You made it through the last day in the office!! 👏👏👏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Dave
Wuuuuut?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
OMG YES
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:54:00 PM] Dave
That is sooooo hot! Are you kidding me
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:55:00 PM] Dave
🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yasssssss!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol I don’t think that but I just realized I still have an hour left on this movie and I feel like it’s already escalated SO MUCH! It’s going to get even more insane
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:04:00 PM] Dave
LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
YOU’RE RIGHT This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-03-26 02:37:00 PM] Dave
I know! I can’t wait to hear how it works
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
OMG YES This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yassss
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 07:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Okkk I think this movie is going to get good. I think I’ve been duped.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
It might be fun to try! 🫠
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I must have been feeling energetic that day 😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t wait for this thing to chargeeee
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
This looks pretty!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good news - Christian has a call with a recruiter tomorrow. Hopefully he can network the hell out of him 🙏🙏🙏
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Flirting
12 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Dave
Godddd I can’t wait to touch you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:54:00 PM] Dave
That is sooooo hot! Are you kidding me
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Dave
It’s a good thing you’re pretty
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 03:33:00 PM] Dave
I know I’m about to go take a nap (and dream about DPing you, and then maybe masterbate to that 🥵)
Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-03-26 02:56:00 PM] Dave
Fire has been rolling through… everything… since you commented on that post
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:58:00 PM] Dave
Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 02:58:00 PM] Dave
Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Dave
What did you fantasize about?
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Dave
It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 04:30:00 PM] Dave
🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 04:30:00 PM] Dave
🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:48:00 PM] Dave
🥵🥵🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Frustration
69 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.68
[2026-03-26 07:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Side note. This movie is fucking INFURIATING!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Example number 5226 of how Brian is so such a fucking brown nose on our all hands at the end each of the directors goes around and gives like a three minute feel about what's going on in our space it's called around the horn. Nobody gives a shit. Nobody wants to hear us. Most of the time we skip it because we're running out of time and blah blah blah like literally nobody fucking listens to us so I messaged just a bit ago in our leadership chat and I said should we skip the around the horn because like we're gonna be rushed and people were like yeah that's fine and then Brian copies and paste his bullet points for his around the horn like all of his talking points. He's like here's mine if you're interested it's like bro nobody cares nobody's interested.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Dave
It’s true. Next time they want to save some money, they’re going to run a usage report on copilot and fire the least using people
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 05:52:00 PM] Dave
That sucks. And Ofc nobody else is gonna clean it up 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also. Any time I’m listening to anything about digital assets, it might as well be Chinese
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 12:55:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, because objectively, they ARE pet cool. Greyson is smart, plays music, sports… And Emerson has started to develop into a decent personality. It’s just that I’m sooooo done with them from all the bullshit and lack of “reward” from being a parent. Like, it just doesn’t bring me joy. So being forced to try to do that makes me…. 🤔 Resentful lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Dave
I’m already sick of Chris btw
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:49:00 AM] Dave
Yeah. 10-11. We mostly talked about how I hate my kids and am resentful about having them. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 11:49:00 AM] Dave
Yeah. 10-11. We mostly talked about how I hate my kids and am resentful about having them.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I HAVE NOT!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I HAVE NOT! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 07:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
People making such bad decisions. Totally unrealistic.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-26 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
He said “I don’t want to be scraping by” and I’m just like that’s how it works!! I dunno what to say
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 12:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kids at this age just fucking suck. Period. Like if they were 4 and 6; maybe it wouldn’t be as pronounced. But add in the attitude, laziness, etc etc it’s like fuck meeeeeeeeeee
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I’m so fucking grumpy and tired
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-26 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
🙄🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:10:00 PM] Dave
Ugh I hope so
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:09:00 PM] Dave
Not likely I’ll get that
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Meanwhile the to do list just grows and grows and grows
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ugh 1 more hour of BS meetings then I can play around with the crescendo. Hehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
I dunno wtf ppl are saying
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
🙄🙄 on the all hands
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
Brian starting calls 6 minutes early really needs to stop
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-26 09:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Shit isn’t that serious
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Super nice but calmmmmm down bro
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Before Christian gets back home. Sigh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
No time to think
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Dave
Ugh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Dave
And even if it does, many have altogether quit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Dave
So it won’t be an immediate relief
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:27:00 AM] Dave
I’m not sure how to indicate “whiny bitch faggot voice” but that’s what it was
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maby
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like he must be the neediest fucking partner ever
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
HMPH
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 07:05:00 PM] Dave
No, no. I wouldn’t wait two hours for a flight if my mom was dying 😬
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 09:53:00 PM] Dave
I don’t love you because you AREN’T all those things lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why the f did I make my dr appointment for 715 tomorrow morning? 😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Dave
715?!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
Oh you have definitely emphasized A LOT on multiple occasions This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Dave
wtf
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-26 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also wtf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:28:00 AM] Dave
But still… fuck him
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
My burn out with work is real
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I mean… yeah. But still not enough lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:03:00 PM] Dave
And I’m already pretty well aware of what she tells me. Like, where a lot of people are like “omg, I AM parenting like my father did 🤯”. I’m like “yeah. Duh 😐”.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I mean… yeah. But still not enough lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis
But I’ve also been on calls for the past 2 hrs with no end in sight
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s still in my car…😬😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:38:00 AM] Dave
Fucking people 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Dave
Ugh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:35:00 PM] Dave
So she asked me if they were likable. Like, from someone else’s perspective. And… yeah. They are. So that kind of started the correct naming convention thing. But like… I can still not like someone if I want bitch. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-26 12:35:00 PM] Dave
So she asked me if they were likable. Like, from someone else’s perspective. And… yeah. They are. So that kind of started the correct naming convention thing. But like… I can still not like someone if I want bitch.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Jesus Christ, Brian got on the all hands 15 MINUTES EARLY!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Dave
Disenchanted
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh god I just realized, like he must be SUCH a words of affirmation guy 🤮🤮
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:05:00 PM] Dave
Ugh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh. No nap has been had 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:52:00 PM] Dave
That sucks. And Ofc nobody else is gonna clean it up 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:39:00 PM] Dave
But you’re right. I couldn’t care less if it was 100, or 1000 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just sent him some options for houses for rent, but then I felt I was pressuring him so I stopped
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bc someone posted she got there at 1am for a 5am flight and barely made it. Here in Phoenix. wtf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Dave
Yeah you said that too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:03:00 PM] Dave
2 hours wait much? 6 hours much?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Dave
Why??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:09:00 PM] Dave
Oh. That’s another thing. I DID sign up for this. I made the mistake of saying I didn’t. But technically, I did.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then when they have their own awful monsters
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Goddddddd
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s what I have to do with Quinn bc I find him so so annoying
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Humor
71 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-03-26 08:55:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
LMAOOOO
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:52:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, it’s ok. Part of the conversation was about the hyperbolic nature of my verb choices.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
A fucking dad joke
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lololol I’m sorry but I’m cracking up
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:12:00 AM] Dave
Omg I’m literally dying. 🥱🥱🥱
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Some bitch picked Tom Brady 🤣🤣
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:52:00 PM] Dave
lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:52:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:22:00 PM] Dave
Lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahaha kidding. I don’t want us to answer this one😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:37:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:43:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kidddingggg. I’ll figure it out.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
This made me giggle lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:22:00 PM] Dave
….Because you aren’t the smartest
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Dave
It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Dave
It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.988
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know. You’re right. Why is it so hard to remember all of that?? 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then do you even realize you’re using hyperbole? And why are you? Is that a coping mechanism? These are rhetorical questions that don’t need answered. Oooo I love therapy 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
And he’s so tall and slouchy
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:03:00 PM] Dave
I guess we’ll find out just how much you love me in two weeks…
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:08:00 PM] Dave
And Chris is a gigantic version of him
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.731
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ve met my match!!! Lolol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:51:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Soooo I mean…maybe from other teenage kids perspectives?? 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:26:00 PM] Dave
Lol, no doubt. Is that what the movie is about?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Soooooo dramatic!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:25:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to kick your ass next time I see you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s fucking on
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:25:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha… speak of the devil
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:46:00 PM] Dave
That was quick 😈
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:08:00 PM] Dave
Hyperbole!! Remember??
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yeaaaaaa that’s questionable 😂
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:41:00 AM] Dave
Lolol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
HERE WE COME!! 😂😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe Chris will change personalities now that he works for Eric lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Dave
I just made that up. Not an actual rumor.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like I’ve said, you’re even more dramatic than I am 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lolol Christian just showed me this book that Kai’s class published and it’s “Influential People in US History” and each kid drew a picture and wrote a page about each person
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
We are talking like Helen Keller, Rosa Parks, then….Tom Brady 🤣
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Soooo I mean…maybe from other teenage kids perspectives?? 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh god I just realized, like he must be SUCH a words of affirmation guy 🤮🤮
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes, you get one moment 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes, you get one moment 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dave!! That’s horrible! lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:21:00 PM] Dave
That sounds like every movie in the last… 15 years lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am thawing out icecream lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:59:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol why?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
I was totally kidding
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
I said “like” in all 3 texts 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
It so was! I’m on a time crunch before my next meeting lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:04:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe, I’m kidding ofc. No pressure…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re biased because you love me but I’LL TAKE IT! 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:08:00 PM] Dave
Yeah. Not likely lol.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK and then last question: has any of this (so far) made you rethink or feel any differently about WAA? Not rhetorical. 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:56:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
And the gratitude from them comes when they are out on their own and realize how good they had it with you lolol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:04:00 PM] Dave
🤷♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:35:00 PM] Dave
Hehehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
Speaking of the devil
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
I look like ass on a cracker
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Flat, wavy, and bendy hehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:49:00 AM] Dave
My homework is to touch Emerson on the shoulder and tell I’m proud of him 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bruh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:56:00 AM] Dave
Idk about that 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:27:00 AM] Dave
I’m not sure how to indicate “whiny bitch faggot voice” but that’s what it was
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:30:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, thanks
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Was your pre frontal cortex even fully developed?!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Passive aggression
2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-03-26 07:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea yea I know
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like he must be the neediest fucking partner ever
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Planning
9 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-03-26 10:29:00 PM] Dave
Are you planning on braving the crowds?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:58:00 AM] Dave
That’s better than I expected honestly. 30 min waits are pretty normal from what I recall
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
I might change my flight to not be at 6am though lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:18:00 PM] Dave
This exercise, while is definitely beneficial for him, is focused on ME and what I can do to repair the relationship in a step towards being more engaged
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe I just drive the 16 hours….
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
I gotta get myself semi presentable to be on camera since ppl at work seem to want be on camera all the fucking time
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
dude I’ve been meaning to ask you This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
dude I’ve been meaning to ask you
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:02:00 PM] Dave
Is he looking remote work only?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Request
8 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.62
[2026-03-26 12:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sooooo what IS it that you need?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:41:00 AM] Dave
For what?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:58:00 PM] Dave
Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:58:00 PM] Dave
Soooooo… is that a no, you won’t chicken out? 😈
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:49:00 PM] Dave
So is that something you actually want to try? Like, for real for real? Or just in fantasy land?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Did she point that out or you?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
“You need to have copilot open every day and using it atleast 5 times “
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:34:00 AM] Dave
Maybe ginger?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Sexting
9 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.88
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Dave
You’re sooo hot after you cum 🤤
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:31:00 PM] Dave
Omg I came so hard thinking about this 🥵
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.974975
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Dave
It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Dave
It’s not like you can suck my dick from 20’ away anyway
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:38:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I got a decent nap. And I came pretty quick because you had me so turned on 🔥 🔥
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:31:00 PM] Dave
Omg I came so hard thinking about this 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:33:00 PM] Dave
I know I’m about to go take a nap (and dream about DPing you, and then maybe masterbate to that 🥵)
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:54:00 PM] Dave
Fuck yes!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Dave
Godddd I can’t wait to touch you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Status update
93 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.61
[2026-03-26 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
One more day of this dang AI training
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
Just a ton of work.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
Just a ton of work. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:37:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I’m pretty sure you’ve given me an estimate before.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Dave
I know you’ve said A LOT a bunch of times. But I have no idea how many
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:24:00 PM] Dave
Meaning, the way you were acting towards each other hasn’t been as a loving, perfect couple, it has been much closer to friends/roommates.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m hopeful something gets passed by EOD tomorrow
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:27:00 AM] Dave
All like Eric said you might want me to add some kbt data to your vendor spreasheet blah blah blah….
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:04:00 PM] Dave
Still working on that I guess
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Regarding the flights - waiting until the end of the week to see if the govt gets their shit together
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
One thing I read was that early morning flights are the worst wait times. So I wonder if I should push out the time
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:58:00 AM] Dave
She told me today that I’m one of her hardest patients…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:31:00 AM] Dave
Nah, I slept pretty good. It’s just sitting here in this dead ass quiet office
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also. We have our all hands today for Stephen’s team 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m getting ready to nap right now. I played around with the crescendo a bit but then it needed to run a firmware update and I was like for fack sake lol there’s sooooo much you can do with it, the options are overwhelming. Even just finding the vibration setting I like and where to put it and on and on and on
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’d be open to in office if it was near by
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian just told me he now sees that he won’t be able to buy a house…. So slowly getting there
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ugh. Good options though. Less than $2k a month
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Supposedly there’s going to be an emergency order to pay them
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Dave
I think so. But what do I know 🤷♂️ This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:13:00 PM] Dave
Jesus!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Dave
You feel unstable right now because you’re in luteal
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like she’s saying oooo he’s going to turn into a people pleaser bc his parents only acknowledged him when he did a good job
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have my Wellbutrin recheck tomorrow
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 11:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Woo hoo! I was like ok seriously why would I make an appt at 715. Let me go check my texts from when they asked me to confirm. And I was wrong!! It’s at 815!! I must have entered it in my calendar too quickly. Yay sleep!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Flat vs like round like an actual dick? True
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:32:00 PM] Dave
EEEEEEE
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://mysteryvibe.com/pages/best-sex-position-play-ideas Best Sex Position Play Ideas | MysteryVibe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:38:00 PM] Dave
It looks like you can get it EXACTLY where you want it - the way it adjusts
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
But that could be the heat
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Am i?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:29:00 PM] Dave
I think so. But what do I know 🤷♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t know anything either
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:19:00 PM] Dave
I think she gets that. I keep her on track lol. To her credit though, like I mentioned earlier, I’m testing her abilities as a therapist.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:16:00 PM] Dave
I think it’s more just: “my dad was never proud of me”. Not so much an analysis of what that means for him down the road
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 10:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Carlsbad, New Mexico!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
He just pinged me
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:38:00 PM] Dave
🤭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 01:08:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, it does. The resentment thing I guess does kind of die down. When they move out, but like I said, Emerson isn't going anywhere and Grayson still got a couple years and even if he does like and realistically, what is the fucking? What is society even gonna be then like will anyone be able to move out? Will there be jobs or in economy or will we be under some kind of fucking martial law by the national security service and immigrations custom experience or whatever the fuck Well, I don't wanna get into that bullshit but It's like like yeah I don't feel that resentment towards Dominic anymore cause he's doing good like he's out on his own and doing shit but like I just It was probably verbally again because she like when I said this, she like couldn't control her face, but when she gave me that homework of Touching Emerson on the shoulder and telling him that I'm proud of him She asked me women's last time he said you're proud of you blah blah blah blah blah. It's been the last few months whatever so like when you got this job at Taco Bell and I noticed he had worked like really hard and he had done all the things right this time and you took our advice from last time and you were nice shirt you know like this little things. So when he came back when we got the job, proud of you, you did a good job like stuff so then she was like so it's success based you're proud of him for when he successful and I was like well I'm not really proud of him at all but like are you saying that's what he sees like then I mean, I guess I can see that but like that wasn't Anyway, that's why she was like I just want you to out of the blue till I get proud of you whatever A few minutes later, I was like right right after she said that the kind of waiter from our response I was like it's gonna be tough Because my initial response was like my reaction was that I was revolted by that And that's when she was like that's a strong word and I was like yeah I mean, that's why I used it because like the first thing I thought about was like how much I don't wanna talk to either of them I just don't like I don't know what to say That was that so I forgot why I thought I had to work so I can't remember why I started but yeah that's I don't know We talked a lot about Like she is example of alcoholics come in to see her for therapy They want to want to Like nobody wants to Parade some people know they have to stop drinking or they don't want to for other reasons like it's gonna be. It's gonna be hard. And then, like the point was you can't look at you can't be really successful by I guess it's not really possible to make someone want to do something that they just don't want to. Do you know what I mean And that's kind of like a nightmare so I don't know we'll see what happens I guess
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re so right
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Gotcha.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:28:00 PM] Dave
Are you?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 11:55:00 AM] Dave
She did
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:22:00 PM] Dave
Which is pretty on point, I think
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
For men too! And for both!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have thoughts
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:37:00 PM] Dave
So that looks pretty cool. I guess I didn’t realize it was flat
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:13:00 PM] Dave
There ARE a lot
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
So would you say you have a worse relationship with the kids than you do with Juliet?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
In the meantime….I used one of my other ones ☺️🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re not disappointed. You’re not mad. You’re just not interested.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 08:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
Butttt the dogs didn’t get me up until 430! Then I let them out and went back to bed
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 08:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
Not much honestly? I think this thing is wrong lolol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 08:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
And I am WFH….😬😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Gonna listen to your message soon
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
He’s like Brian’s twin/puppet
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 12:14:00 PM] Dave
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 12:21:00 PM] Dave
That’s how she described the relationship with the kids.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 12:27:00 PM] Dave
Idk… it’s hard to compare tbh. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 12:27:00 PM] Dave
Idk… it’s hard to compare tbh.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 01:42:00 PM] Dave
What they’re really doing it trying to not feel like they wasted however many millions of dollars on copilot which nobody likes or uses.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
What’s the word
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’s like 52 yrs old. Embarrassing.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 06:44:00 PM] Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 06:53:00 PM] Dave
Or the process of writing all of it for you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 06:53:00 PM] Dave
Yeah that has to be it for me
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 07:26:00 PM] Dave
Just the usual
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:26:00 PM] Dave
I was thinking about going to the gym, but I just ate a bunch of Panda Express sooooo that ain’t happening
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t think I will
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 08:48:00 PM] Dave
Nice
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 10:29:00 PM] Dave
It won’t
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 10:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I plan on telling Christian tomorrow about me going to Dallas
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
This
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
It so was! I’m on a time crunch before my next meeting lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Dave
Omg… A moment?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Dave
Omg… A moment??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 07:04:00 PM] Dave
😐
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-26 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
App has to be within 20 feet of the vibe to work.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe Chris will change personalities now that he works for Eric lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:34:00 PM] Dave
Yup
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:56:00 PM] Dave
There are so many angles to this. Oh! That’s another thing she said… This is going to be a struggle for you (me) long after you stop therapy.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yup
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:54:00 AM] Dave
FYI
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:14:00 PM] Dave
It’s not an instant thing
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:50:00 PM] Dave
I’m still thinking but it’s really the collective whole of all the things
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
So we will see.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Supposedly the early flights are the worst
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:32:00 PM] Dave
I figured
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:40:00 PM] Dave
Like: I’ve had A LOT of partners and…
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:57:00 PM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.4
Evidence:
Unmet need
2 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-03-26 04:31:00 PM] Dave
I might need anything nap
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:31:00 PM] Dave
I might need anything nap This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Vulnerability
42 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-26 11:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
I just had a total freak out. My fucking contact got lost in my eye 😭 I hate when that shit happens
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m hornyyyyy
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m stressed and I’m 10 minutes in
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
😭😭😭
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:10:00 PM] Dave
I felt coerced but I signed up for it nonetheless.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤔 how am I feeling?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:35:00 PM] Dave
I’m gonna go ahead and drift off to sleep to dream about you 😍
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:14:00 PM] Dave
It’s the first step in pulling myself up from rock bottom
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:35:00 PM] Dave
I have a headache though, which is why I’m going to lay down
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok I turned on this movie I’ve been wanting to watch for awhile: The Housemaid and this bitch is INSANE
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea…. It’s all weird because we really do not act any differently at all towards each other. I hope it doesn’t all just randomly hit me hard one day when he’s gone. 😬 I definitely don’t think I’m making the wrong decision. But it’s all just so amicable. It’s so weird. Even Joe and I weren’t THIS amicable.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:40:00 PM] Dave
Because that’s just how you are baby. You’re sensitive to his stress, discomfort, and feelings and that makes you feel bad. Your natural inclination is to avoid confrontation and hurt feelings at your own cost if necessary - and only remembering the good is how that manifests in this situation.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
Still unstable. lol
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:59:00 AM] Dave
But you’re the one dealing with it so it’s your call. And I 💯 won’t be mad at ya if you don’t want to deal with it or risk missing a flight
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
And ZERO gratitude
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 04:38:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I got a decent nap. And I came pretty quick because you had me so turned on 🔥 🔥
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:47:00 PM] Dave
You’re sooo hot after you cum 🤤
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:25:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yes, sweet pea this is where you definitely Say no set some boundaries Cause you were just talking about How you wish you had less animals and now you finally got rid of one so let's just stick with the Four gigantic dogs Good morning sunshine I started a jump right in I guess still early I hope you slept well. I hope you're not too sad about Ginger. I know that's probably gonna be a hit cause you loved her and she was cute, but I'm glad she got adopted. I was sure it's a good family Oh my gosh I slept pretty well in fact, I didn't wake up until like I don't think I woke up once until like four and then I got up to be here or something and then got tossed a turn for another little while and then just went back they just got up I mean So yeah, that was sorry Finally going in for the hundredth date this week so that's always nice. You better be working from home today And taking what the company gives you which is not even close to what you deserve remember so don't feel bad about it in the least you deserve so much more for all you do and all the shit that you put up with then To work from home one day that they give you anyway to do and then taking a sick day there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever I don't even wanna hear it but what I do wanna hear and can't wait to see. Is your new dildo unboxing video that I'm looking forward to Or live FaceTime if you want to do that, but I'll be at the dumb ass office probably easier to pick me a video Interested to see what the quality is like and like how it works out Sizing Vibration and all things cause it looks like Bent around like on its own or is it just adjustable like I don't know I guess So yeah, that I'm sure it'll be cool. I'm sure you're excited to get into it too if you haven't already. Yeah, I woke up. I went to sleep thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. I always do. Hope you're doing well and I hope you feel less grumpy today Yeah Continue to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon. I love you so much baby and I can't wait to see you.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:55:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, because objectively, they ARE pet cool. Greyson is smart, plays music, sports… And Emerson has started to develop into a decent personality. It’s just that I’m sooooo done with them from all the bullshit and lack of “reward” from being a parent. Like, it just doesn’t bring me joy. So being forced to try to do that makes me…. 🤔 Resentful lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:35:00 PM] Dave
And can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow love
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
But I miss her!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:44:00 PM] Dave
Disenchanted
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:53:00 PM] Dave
I’m just trying to not get my hopes up if you might chicken out 🫣
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
The state of my house looks like I’ve given up on life
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have? I don’t think so. 🤔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
He said “I don’t want to be scraping by” and I’m just like that’s how it works!! I dunno what to say
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤷♀️ couldn’t shut down the brain This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 12:55:00 PM] Dave
But I don’t resent THEM. Like, THEY haven’t done anything wrong (besides being kids).
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:13:00 AM] Dave
I can’t quite put my finger on it but he has this Air about him that I don’t like…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 02:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just had 🔥 roll through my belly
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤷♀️ couldn’t shut down the brain
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 06:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Noooooooo I said I used to have anal sex a lot
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now I’m scared
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:53:00 PM] Dave
Maybe a little…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 09:53:00 PM] Dave
Maybe a little… This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also sigh
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
“That’s my plea to everyone”
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m sooooooo…
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s dis. Or un something
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
I dunno whyyyyyyy
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-26 10:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
🫠🫠
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: