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2026-07-01

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[2026-07-01 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home today I am driving into daycare and coming in but I'm just so excited to sleep in tomorrow and to have a last day of the week so Way Never mind Had to bring my personal computer cause I have a call with Brandon my brother later talk about my freaking My whatever his financial financial advisor shit and I sent him back my little like freaking PDF of all my accounts and all my shit and I added an extra an extra zero to my savings balance and they texted me like immediately after I emailed it At like 8 o'clock last night and he's like holy fuck like why do you have this much in your savings? I'm like oh yeah that's definitely a typo. A girl can dream but anyway and then he's like yeah you're not gonna be able to retire as early as you want and I'm like try me and he's like you have to. You have to invest in aggressively aggressively a non-401(k) account and I'm like we can just talk about it tomorrow like it's late why are you talking about this? He's like I'm gonna do a whole cash flow before our meeting and. Who's gonna be your beneficiary? I'm like dad's beneficiary on everything. He's like well. Who's your backup you know in case he dies for you Haven't thought about these things like we just we just go with dad OK He's already exhausting me But anyway, so doing that doctors are going to daycare that means tonight I get to be a blob and do whatever I want cause I won't have to worry about tiring them out and it's gonna be so glorious so Anyway, what do you have going on? I'll be talking to you later today if you're on that stupid fucking outage call set up. Yeah, and then reached out to me yesterday. She's like hey I don't think you've really been a part of this. That scenario stuff that Eric has been like leading and the supporters are like guys I don't think you've been a part of this, but it talks about gaps and detention and monitoring which I mean is true she's like but like you might want to join the call tomorrow Thanks for looking out All right well my brain is already at work mode which sucks but if I think of non-work shit, I will let you know But I miss you and I just wanna go to sleep and I want you to be there to sleep with me. Be so nice. It's like what's your favorite thing to do together sleep All right, bye
[2026-07-01 08:32:00] Dave: Omg you beat me!!
[2026-07-01 08:32:00] Dave: Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•
[2026-07-01 08:32:00] Dave: Glad you slept good
[2026-07-01 08:32:00] Sam Willis: Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it
[2026-07-01 08:33:00] Dave: I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in
[2026-07-01 08:34:00] Dave: lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary
[2026-07-01 08:34:00] Sam Willis: šŸ™„šŸ™„
[2026-07-01 08:34:00] Dave: Think that would raise any questions lol?
[2026-07-01 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Just a few
[2026-07-01 08:35:00] Dave: Who tf is ā€œDaveā€
[2026-07-01 08:42:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking about work stuff? That API thing Yeah There's it's been going on for a while. It's Dennis Spalding's whole thing, but Eric's been leading it and. Seems pretty cool like I mean it's just kinda like a I don't know a little assessment across the disciplines on API's or whatever it's gonna it is like whatever the topic is and then I just kinda like Picks out some or helps find some gaps and stuff and then you can plan your assessment or whatever around that So yeah, there's a call about that name and then there's this other thing That you set up so cool Glad the dog daycare is open. That's nice. Except that you have to come in of course I'll be going in tomorrow which should be should be fine. Nobody should be there in traffic. Should be easy so that's pretty awesome. Yeah, I've been actually actually working myself since I got up not not real work but not on Schwab work but my real work which is setting up my shit for DC 3-D fabrication I've been setting up all morning and I've been going through and setting up my domain said figure out my Google workspace situation OK Figure out Google workspace situation and hosting blah blah blah so I need to get an email address set up for before I do the rest of the shit like bank accounts and whatever And my Google workspace, which is where I'm gonna maintain all the documentation and operating agreement and stuff like that Stretchy and Yanni it's funny that's funny how your brother is. I love it. That's cute Just as long as he doesn't say, invest all of your money in AI Cause that's probably not wise What else did you say? I definitely would love to go to sleep with you right now. That would be so sweet gorgeous snuggle up next to you while you slept. I would do that even if I'm not sleepy. I would lay there thinking about what I'm gonna do to you when you wake up Oh, and I packed up a bunch of orders this morning that I got behind a dog I would do that too Something about talking must trigger the yawning This is really like the first time I've talked today I guess What else else else else I guess that's about it Yeah I'm sure we will continue to talk throughout the day which I look forward to Just like I look forward to thinking about you First and last thing of the day when I wake up and when I go to sleep Check for messages Anyway, I miss you and I love you and I'm will talk to you soon baby. Hope you have a great ride to work and I hope the dogs go in easy and I hope they're exhausted when I get home and you can veg out and watch some YouTube. OK, bye
[2026-07-01 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Sex sometimes šŸ¤£
[2026-07-01 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry somebody just messaged about what happened to so-and-so and it's like that person is one of my main stakeholders And that's gonna make me fucking sad anyway OK I'll have to figure that out OK, focus focus focus. I didn't know you were working from home today, but that is awesome. Tomorrow will be super short day. You might be the only person in the office. The thing yeah my brother is ridiculous I have an old 401(k) that with the company I worked for in St. Louis that still has a bunch of money in it and I didn't roll it over to Schwab because I'm like I don't want it like all of my shit wish Schwab So he's probably gonna roll that over into an IRA So That would be good that'll get him a commission or whatever the hell but I'm also like I don't know if I want to be like moving out setting up new accounts and shit whenever I'm like going to be moving soon and running on my credit and doing all that sort of shit I just don't know but we'll see. Also I'm like bro. I'm pretty sure Schwab you can't have other investment accounts or outside of Schwab. He's like yes you can. I'm like I don't think I can like I've straightened I've heard of. You like claiming something on your compliance one disclosure and then coming back and being like no you need to close the account like a lot of people have gotten married added their spouse's shit to their disclosures and they've been like no they need to transfer their shit over to Schwab like I swear that's the thing so Anyway, I just need to be done with Schwab The other thing I was gonna say dammit First off it's my birthday month OK the whole month is to celebrate me. I'm just kidding, but I can't believe it's already July 1 and then something else. The dogs I don't think it was work related piss me off you like triggered something in my brain or it was in response to something that you had said I'm gonna go back and look at what you talked about Yeah
[2026-07-01 08:59:00] Dave: Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part
[2026-07-01 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Adam Puleo
[2026-07-01 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I probably was just going to bitch about the fact that I have 10 work meetings today and I think seven of them are 101 so Literally just fucking kill me it's too much. It's just too much. This is how Wednesdays are for my day of fucking hearing other people talk and me talking. Do I have the capacity to care about that many people all in one day probably not
[2026-07-01 09:00:00] Dave: No idea who that is lol
[2026-07-01 09:00:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-07-01 09:00:00] Dave: Oooh what stakeholder? Is there tea??
[2026-07-01 09:01:00] Dave: Oh yeah.. thatā€™s a good thought. You might want to hold off on all of this until you get settled at your new place
[2026-07-01 09:02:00] Dave: Lol.. birthday month
[2026-07-01 09:02:00] Dave: Broooo.. you and the 1 on 1s
[2026-07-01 09:03:00] Dave: You definitely donā€™t have the capacity lol
[2026-07-01 09:03:00] Dave: Fuck them people
[2026-07-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-01 09:10:00] Dave: People are so dumb
[2026-07-01 09:10:00] Sam Willis: I love passing a random guy on the side of the road waving around a Honk for Jesus sign
[2026-07-01 09:10:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-01 09:10:00] Sam Willis: And no one is honking šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Do you think when I give my notice that theyā€™ll term me the same day just bc I have oversight of insider and SOC?
[2026-07-01 09:19:00] Dave: Good question!
[2026-07-01 09:19:00] Dave: Yes, you get paid for the 2 weeks
[2026-07-01 09:19:00] Dave: I kinda doubt it because of how MUCH you have and how short we are
[2026-07-01 09:19:00] Sam Willis: And if they do term immediately do I still get paid for the 2 weeks?? lol
[2026-07-01 09:19:00] Dave: I feel like theyā€™ll want some handover
[2026-07-01 09:20:00] Dave: See if theyā€™ll let you go 4 weeks early and pay you
[2026-07-01 09:20:00] Sam Willis: I mean itā€™d be kind of nice to have a couple weeks paid with no work lol
[2026-07-01 09:20:00] Sam Willis: Phew!
[2026-07-01 09:20:00] Dave: Soā€¦ maybe give a 4 week notice
[2026-07-01 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Only 2 30 min breaks today until 2pm šŸ˜­
[2026-07-01 10:08:00] Dave: Gaaaay
[2026-07-01 12:00:00] Dave: And none of it goes to waste
[2026-07-01 12:00:00] Dave: You know what I loveā€¦ when I actually eat ALL of my leftovers/meal prep lol
[2026-07-01 12:00:00] Sam Willis: Good job baby!!
[2026-07-01 12:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-01 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Bc I donā€™t
[2026-07-01 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Do you understand wtf he is saying??!
[2026-07-01 12:04:00] Dave: ā€¦kinda lol
[2026-07-01 12:05:00] Dave: Yeah... never mind.
[2026-07-01 12:06:00] Dave: The more I read it, the less I understood
[2026-07-01 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-07-01 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m dying. Head is absolutely pounding
[2026-07-01 14:01:00] Dave: How are your 1on1s going? Are you all peopled out yet?
[2026-07-01 14:03:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-07-01 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Thank you šŸ™ how are you?
[2026-07-01 14:03:00] Dave: You poor babe
[2026-07-01 14:04:00] Dave: Fine
[2026-07-01 14:04:00] Dave: Just chillin
[2026-07-01 14:04:00] Dave: Getting ready to get on that dumb api call
[2026-07-01 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Same
[2026-07-01 15:02:00] Sam Willis: 2 more meetings. I can do this. I can do this.
[2026-07-01 15:58:00] Dave: No, I didnā€™t know she brought any
[2026-07-01 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Did you try any of the cookies gabby brought in yesterday?
[2026-07-01 15:58:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing today?
[2026-07-01 15:59:00] Dave: Are you finally done with meetings
[2026-07-01 15:59:00] Dave: Iā€™m doing pretty well. Juliet and Greyson are going to another soccer game tonight so Iā€™ll have the house to myself. So pretty happy about that
[2026-07-01 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Why arenā€™t you going
[2026-07-01 16:00:00] Dave: Lol why tf would I
[2026-07-01 16:00:00] Dave: Oh shit! That reminds me, I have to take him to her office in like 5 mins because theyā€™re having from there.
[2026-07-01 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Not yet
[2026-07-01 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Why arenā€™t you going
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Oooooooo
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: To watch your son!!
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Who is playing??
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Ew
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Like his school?
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Dave: Oh, no. Heā€™s not PLAYING.
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Why
[2026-07-01 16:03:00] Dave: Theyā€™re going to watch a game
[2026-07-01 16:05:00] Dave: No itā€™s Mexico vs Ecuador in the World Cup. Theyā€™re not actually playing here but I guess a bazillion people go downtown and watch on a bunch of huge screens and shitā€¦ Food trucks, etc.
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh fuck all of that lol
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Dave: So againā€¦ Why am I not going lol?
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Likeā€¦watch it from home.
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Dave: So againā€¦ Why am I not going lol?
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Dave: 100% of it
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Ohhhhhhhh
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Sam Willis: God do they get home at like midnight??? So much! lol
[2026-07-01 16:06:00] Sam Willis: That sounds horrific
[2026-07-01 16:07:00] Dave: This one starts a little earlier than last time. I think itā€™s starts 7
[2026-07-01 16:23:00] Sam Willis: I am sooooo gonna get me some double stuf Oreos
[2026-07-01 16:27:00] Dave: Yesssssss
[2026-07-01 16:27:00] Dave: That sounds amazing
[2026-07-01 16:28:00] Sam Willis: I cannot fucking wait
[2026-07-01 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm driving on the road. My head is hurting so badly and I'm thinking about how I can't wait to get home and just sit in silence and none of the dogs will be there cause you're still at daycare and then I started thinking about. I do not know how parents do it, but how especially stay at home moms or dad's literally Don't have a break from their children Every day pretty much all day it's not like dogs or they go to doggy daycare like you're with them all day every day there's no silence there's no There's no getting away from the overstimulation I would literally die. That's all. I don't understand how people can do it. It sounds like literal hell.
[2026-07-01 17:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, first of all I'm sorry you got such a headache That sucks. I hate when you're not feeling well. But some people just fucking love that shit like that's their jam like if you mean, look at Mormons like that's their whole whole gig and they're honestly like I mean, you know how against religion I am but Mormons Like our genuinely happy and have this whole The oldest kids help with the youngest kids and when you like perpetuate that whole cycle right it's you know I guess pretty rewarding But yeah, I know I totally. I totally hear you although There was a while Was there a while where I was unemployed? I think so. I was unemployed for a few months when I got fired from Milwaukee Martin. And so I was Mr. mom like since I didn't have a job I just It's like a whole summer maybe but I didn't have a job And anyway Yeah, like so since I wouldn't work and I was like well guess I'm doing the stay at home mom thing so I took care of kids and did all the housework and it was pretty fucking awesome actually I think one of them at least was in elementary so I got like that breaker made both of them then I don't know. I'd have to do the path but Oh yeah now though fuck that but you know I mean, like lots of women like that's their Dream is to be a stay at her mom like that's what they're built for which I don't really get either, but I mean that's whatever on another note. I had a completely random thought that I feel like I meant to tell you. A long time ago and maybe didn't like I have this vague feeling like At some point in the last few months, something reminded me of this thing and I was gonna tell you about it and then I forgot and then something I don't even know what it just popped in my head a little while ago And that's the stupidest thing but maybe I tell you about it and I just don't remember but There was a while where Krispy Kreme had a doughnut, milkshake and it was basically like three glazed donuts Cramm into a blender with some milk and blend it up And and I was there at a store getting some donuts or whatever we're gonna do like Krispy Kreme doughnuts so I was getting some donuts and they like I had this thing advertised and I was like whatever sign thing I was looking fuck it let me try one of these fucking disgusting sounding things cause even like looking at it I was like oh it's gotta be fucking awful that I was like fuck it so I got one and I took like two sips of it. Two poles on the straw and was like immediately sick it was the worst fucking sugar grossest thing that I had ever had. Like it makes me fucking cringe still like it since she ever spot that bad it was Anyway, that was random thought of the day. I know you're usually the one that that does those so there's one for you. So I guess I'll follow that up with a question like what is the disgustingly sweetest most awful thing you've ever had like that was just over complete overkill sugar dessert gross
[2026-07-01 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Youā€™d be a great Mr mom. I can see it
[2026-07-01 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Remind me why you got fired lol
[2026-07-01 17:15:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-01 17:15:00] Sam Willis: You did tell me about this
[2026-07-01 17:15:00] Sam Willis: Oooo a random thought!! Yay!!
[2026-07-01 17:16:00] Sam Willis: That sounds soooooooo rich
[2026-07-01 17:16:00] Sam Willis: The fucking donut milkshake
[2026-07-01 17:16:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 17:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So I got out of the Air Force work for Boeing walking Martin some other ones that took over the same contract. It was all the same job, but I was working inside a skiff. Sealed compartment it wasn't a skiff actually, but it was a high security area down in the bells ofus.com. A couple stories underground, and I had to go through a couple of security checkpoints just to get into. Into like the corridor where my office was and I had to Cipher lock there and then I had to go through another like two ciphers I think that changed every like three months or something to get into my office So so highly secure environment It did still have access to The net or the Secure network and not secure network net and secure network was like All like legit top secret classified stuff And I didn't fuck with that, but on the non-secure side It was just the base network, right just the normal Air Force Base like network and they had their Bro, damn I did tell you about it. OK well hopefully I didn't exaggerate this time. So anyway I had my workstation and the base network and it edit You know, cyber security systems, firewalls, and whatever and just about everything was locked down Oh God, it was so rich. It was the richest thing ever that's the perfect word for it. It was like complete overload anyway so I wanted to I think I played World of Warcraft at the time that the game the online game And Just generally wanted to get on Reddit, which of course was blocked no it was the World of Warcraft forms that's right and of course Reddit was blocked too, but all the shit was blocked on the regular network so I set up a proxy server from my house just on my regular Internet and connected it to a domain So I could from my base network I might workstation I could like go to it was like poppyseed.info or some shit like that poppyseed stands out for some reason cause that's what the domain name was but anyway I could go to that and the firewall didn't know how to block it or didn't know like it was anything so it would go through and then I would just proxy all of my network traffic through that domain So anyway, long story short I got busted they found out and I went to leave one day and I couldn't like swipe. I couldn't badge out of the turn styles and so they ended up escorting me to the security office and some Colonel was like hey little piece of shit we've been monitoring your Internet and whatever and you're no longer allowed to come into the building so That was the end of my DOD career
[2026-07-01 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh man, that's a good question. OK so this this topic did the milkshake did come up with you and I and I distinctly remember. I was in my car driving when we were talking about it, but I can't remember if it was when you were in town or if it was the time that we were. Just audio messaging each other back-and-forth, but it came up not too long ago actually I feel like when it came up I was telling you about this place that I cannot fucking remember the name but it's super popular around here in Phoenix and they have it's a coffee place but they also have like smoothies and drinks that like literally are just ass like there's the smoothies critical are literally just fucking sugar drinks and they're disgusting But That's probably not the sweetest thing I did get this smoothie from oh fuck I can't remember that fucking That, but yeah, I've definitely had smoothies before. What was it? I was just drinking it not too long ago and I'm like this is fucking disgusting. Hold on Dammit, I cannot remember, but I was just drinking something not too too long ago that was literally Just nasty fucking sugar bullshit nothing at all advertise. I feel like it was a smoothie. I cannot remember where I got it from but anyway, yeah I hate that shit when it's when it's a drink and it it just fucking gross. It just tastes all the thickness in it you know. My memory is really shit right now cause I don't fucking remember, but it was not that long ago
[2026-07-01 17:23:00] Sam Willis: Broooooooooo
[2026-07-01 17:23:00] Sam Willis: YOU WERE AN INSIDER RISK
[2026-07-01 17:23:00] Sam Willis: You jackass lol
[2026-07-01 17:24:00] Dave: With TOP SECRET information
[2026-07-01 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: What the fuck were you thinking? OK, I can see some jackass like doing that at Schwab even though Schwab like is locked down and you absolutely should not be doing that but you were in the fucking most classified fucking Company like, what are you doing? Oh my God is it sad I'm not even like all that surprised.
[2026-07-01 17:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So you're looking at the wrong way Witches should be the fact that I was doing this in 2009 2010 like I was way ahead of the curve like I fucking Like overcame the United States air forces cyber security to get out and like Bypass their their security controls like you should be I was actually I wasn't charged with anything and I was thoroughly investigated, but I didn't like actually cross contaminated any of any classified information Was legit careful with that like I took that part seriously But yeah, as far it was just as far as the base network whatever fuck them, but I don't actually fuck me right that's what happened. I'm the one that got fucked, but it was worth it. I got to check out World of Warcraft forums and read it whenever I wanted to.
[2026-07-01 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Was it worth it because you could just do that shit at home at night after you're done working for the day? How old are way I'm gonna guess mid to late 20s No, I mean I think I don't know if I've ever actually said this to you, but I think like you know it like I am impressed you are extremely smart which I find no I don't find it funny but like I've known this about you for a long time, but you're extremely smart and if you applied yourself You would You would who knows what the fuck you might be an indeed at this point like you're definitely very fucking smart. You just are one of those people yeah one of those people that just like you know you apply yourself the things that you want to apply yourself at but when it comes to like work, you don't apply yourself and that's probably how you were with school. Probably an amazing test taker actually super fucking smart but like just didn't fucking pay attention to the class like at all if you even showed up so. You're just one of those people which I never like was or could be like I always had a fucking study so I kinda like presented people like you, but I love you now
[2026-07-01 17:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So terrible test, taker and terrible student because it's not just as easy as applying myself to the things that matter like I can only apply myself to the things that I really am interested in which is not what I do for work, unfortunately And that old attitude, you know if you do what you love you never work a day in your life or whatever Like getting a job that is the things that I love is impossible cause there's no job that like satisfies that Because one it changes and it's like just it's recreational stuff mostly kinda I mean, not recreational stuff but like the things like that's recreation for me and finding the things that I feel like that for me aren't job material like so whenever any of my skills of which there are many like are used for Fucking corporate work like that instantly becomes not something I'm interested in What else? What else what else there's something else you said? Yeah, I don't remember but yeah, like it's not something I can control
[2026-07-01 17:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like I totally have the aptitude and the intelligence to have been a managing like easily I mean, Chanel is younger than I am. I fucking your piece of shit boss is probably about my age like I could totally do that like as far as aptitude goes, but. I lack the ability to like focus that energy into my work And have just always whacked that like just Is what it is
[2026-07-01 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Whattttt???
[2026-07-01 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Shanelle is younger than you?!?
[2026-07-01 17:37:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-01 17:37:00] Sam Willis: How old is she?!?
[2026-07-01 17:37:00] Dave: By a year or two
[2026-07-01 17:37:00] Dave: I donā€™t remember exactly
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Dave: Yes, both
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Dave: Maybe divorced now actually
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Does she have kids and is she married?
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Ew
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Dave: MAYBE
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Was she going through it?!
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Dave: I noticed she was and then wasnā€™t wearing a wedding ring
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Whatttt
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Sam Willis: šŸ¤­
[2026-07-01 17:38:00] Dave: But thatā€™s all I know
[2026-07-01 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Damnnnnn
[2026-07-01 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Poor Simba has been outside allllll day and he had a LOT to say about it when I just let him in
[2026-07-01 17:41:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-01 17:41:00] Dave: Heā€™s definitely a talker
[2026-07-01 17:50:00] Sam Willis: I guess maybe the ADHD plays into this, too?
[2026-07-01 17:50:00] Sam Willis: I guess maybe the ADHD plays into this, too?
[2026-07-01 17:51:00] Dave: That has been my excuse lol
[2026-07-01 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Just overall inability to focus on shit that you arenā€™t interested in
[2026-07-01 17:51:00] Dave: But yeah, most likely
[2026-07-01 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Now that, I can relate to šŸ¤­
[2026-07-01 17:52:00] Dave: Mental illness is holding me back šŸ¤­šŸ¤£
[2026-07-01 17:57:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. Iā€™m going to take a nap. And Iā€™m using the headache wrap for the first time. Yayyyy!!
[2026-07-01 19:32:00] Sam Willis: Dutch bros!! Thatā€™s the name of the coffee place that has the trash smoothies that arenā€™t even smoothies
[2026-07-01 19:33:00] Dave: Fuuuuuck Dutch bros
[2026-07-01 19:33:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-07-01 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s so popular and I donā€™t know how
[2026-07-01 19:34:00] Dave: Theyā€™re fucking garbage tier bro
[2026-07-01 19:34:00] Dave: Ugh I tried them for yeeeeears and I never come away happy.
[2026-07-01 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Do you know it?
[2026-07-01 19:35:00] Dave: Not like, totally disgusted but, but always kinda meh
[2026-07-01 19:36:00] Sam Willis: Right?? But the lines are always so long!! I donā€™t get it!!
[2026-07-01 19:36:00] Dave: Dutch bros is all around here
[2026-07-01 19:50:00] Dave: Tbh, I havenā€™t consumed anything from any of the coffee chains in at leastā€¦ a year šŸ¤”
[2026-07-01 19:51:00] Dave: Itā€™s soā€¦ sugar
[2026-07-01 19:52:00] Dave: Itā€™s expensive, itā€™s full of hfcs, thereā€™s just nothing good about it. Itā€™s just sugar slush lol
[2026-07-01 19:53:00] Dave: Like sugar chicken. But at least with that you ARE GETTING PROTEIN, which is important.
[2026-07-01 19:53:00] Dave: Not trying to shame you lol šŸ˜˜
[2026-07-01 19:54:00] Dave: Oreos? Thatā€™s a different story!!
[2026-07-01 19:59:00] Dave: Itā€™s fucking insane
[2026-07-01 19:59:00] Dave: Omfg have you watched todayā€™s Midwest safety?!
[2026-07-01 20:12:00] Sam Willis: The one out of small town VA where the cop didnā€™t shoot and kill the guy who was shooting at him and had a machete??
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Dave: Yes omg
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Dave: Cmonnnnnnn
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Hfcs stands for?
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Hfcs stands for?
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Dave: Yes omg
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Dave: Cmonnnnnnn
[2026-07-01 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss Netflix just put out a new season of the Worst Neighbor Ever documentary!
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: ??
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Damnit. Close. Same thing.
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Fructose
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Dave: High fructose corn sugar
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Sugar
[2026-07-01 20:14:00] Sam Willis: High calorie
[2026-07-01 20:15:00] Sam Willis: The kid was lucky. Had the cop not personally known the family, it would have been a different story. Small town for the win.
[2026-07-01 20:15:00] Sam Willis: The kid was lucky. Had the cop not personally known the family, it would have been a different story. Small town for the win.
[2026-07-01 20:17:00] Dave: And now this one which was the next playing
[2026-07-01 20:19:00] Dave: Itā€™s another small inexperienced town police dept handling a shooter
[2026-07-01 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Which one is it?
[2026-07-01 20:28:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BRS2EKmNs Armed Suspect Lures Police Into Ambush TIPS: Submit a tip: https://midwest.clickup.com/forms/9006119175/p...
[2026-07-01 20:29:00] Dave: Lmao I totally thought I pasted that
[2026-07-01 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™ve been seeing the thumbnail for this one but I havenā€™t watched it yet. Iā€™ll have to check it out.
[2026-07-01 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Lord. Iā€™m 20 seconds in and it already started the ads lol
[2026-07-01 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Ok just started. Columbus Ohio is NOT a small town šŸ˜ I mean. Not as big as DFW or Phoenix of course but still
[2026-07-01 20:35:00] Dave: I thought you had an account??
[2026-07-01 20:35:00] Dave: Itā€™s ā€œsmall townā€ tactics lol
[2026-07-01 20:35:00] Dave: Add?
[2026-07-01 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I do but Iā€™m not paying. So thereā€™s ads
[2026-07-01 20:36:00] Sam Willis: My dad has a family account thing we are all on that gives us HBO with YouTube. So weird. But thereā€™s still ads. I dunno man. I just show up here šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Dude has a gun and theyā€™re just walking out completely out in the open
[2026-07-01 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Ok wow I can already tell these cops are dumb as hell
[2026-07-01 20:37:00] Sam Willis: And then heā€™s running and theyā€™re just like casually walking. What is happening
[2026-07-01 20:39:00] Dave: No I get it lol
[2026-07-01 20:39:00] Dave: Itā€™s fucking crazy
[2026-07-01 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Get the GD helicopter. Put out a drone. Jesus. How about we not just be walking around
[2026-07-01 20:39:00] Sam Willis: OK Iā€™m done with my commentary. Love you!!
[2026-07-01 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Finally!!! They start firing. But Jesus. Shoot the dude
[2026-07-01 20:41:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 20:41:00] Sam Willis: This isnā€™t a game of paintball bros. WE GOT REAL DANGER HERE
[2026-07-01 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m loving that a woman is taking charge
[2026-07-01 20:47:00] Sam Willis: šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
[2026-07-01 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I literally cannot imagine lol
[2026-07-01 20:48:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mu8Hz-TtQk 24 Hours Inside Marine Boot Camp If youā€™re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & M...
[2026-07-01 20:48:00] Dave: Imaging being a marine
[2026-07-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: You could not pay me enough. Well I would die during basic training alone
[2026-07-01 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Like any branch of the military. Iā€™m dead
[2026-07-01 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Zombie apocalypse? Iā€™m dead Any apocalypse? Iā€™m dead Anything where I have to forage my own food? Iā€™m dead
[2026-07-01 20:52:00] Sam Willis: But Iā€™m a little fragile princess
[2026-07-01 20:52:00] Dave: Nahhhh. You should see some of these little baby birds becoming marines
[2026-07-01 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Baby birds šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 20:53:00] Sam Willis: So I actually had a lengthy conversation with Josh b today and learned a lot more about him.
[2026-07-01 20:53:00] Dave: Oh?
[2026-07-01 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Baby birds šŸ˜‚
[2026-07-01 20:53:00] Sam Willis: He did have a very fucked up childhood.
[2026-07-01 20:54:00] Dave: Thatā€™s a bummer
[2026-07-01 20:54:00] Dave: Was he molested?
[2026-07-01 20:54:00] Dave: What happened to him?
[2026-07-01 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So his biological father left when he was six weeks old, I think and he didn't see him again until he was 14 and I'm not sure of the circumstances behind how he saw him again, but then his mom Married a guy who's Hispanic and actually interestingly enough his biological father is also Hispanic so and he didn't know that until way later but anyway mom married another dude whenever he was like to and They had no I think they had two kids together maybe Two boys So Josh is the oldest out of all the boys or all the siblings there's no girls But this stepdad beat the shit out of him sexually molested him raped. His mom beat the shit out of his mom and just sounds like Josh being the oldest, and not his biological kid. Also like made it to where he got the worst of it. So just super super fucked up I don't know how long that guy was around in their life, but Josh ended up running away whenever he was 14 or 15 literally dropped out of school high school. I think he dropped out his freshman or senior sophomore year of high school and was just living out of his car. And whatever he said, his mom Married so many different guys like she doesn't even know how many times she got married it's been it was so many times and then his one of his brothers are half brothers ended up dying from an accidental overdose whenever he was 30 Whenever the guy was, the brother was 30 so so yeah he lost a brother He still somehow I don't understand how has a semi relationship with his mom. She remarried and has been married for a long time now, but semi relationship with his mom, but it is like extremely surface level like she won't talk about anything like she won't. She doesn't show any sort of emotions any sort of vulnerability? Just very surface level hey what are you doing watching TV? What are you watching such oh what you do today blah blah like that is literally the extent of it so anyway the reason why he joined the military is to get he had no other choice essentially I mean, he wasn't even in fucking school. Well, I guess he did his senior year. I think he ended up forging his mom signature and like re-enrolled himself in school and anyway he ended up getting in the military though cause he really mean didn't have anything was just living on the streets I think some woman. That he calls his foster mom, but she was just like he knows a nice woman who kind of took him in a little bit for a while, but he still is in contact with but anyway all pretty fucked up to be honest and like I don't know it reminds me like it shouldn't be so hard to judge people who seem like annoying as fuck as adults because Chances are so high that the reason why they are the way they are is because of how they grew up like something their trauma so much trauma so anyway
[2026-07-01 21:02:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-07-01 21:03:00] Dave: The mom šŸ˜’
[2026-07-01 21:04:00] Dave: How the hell did you get all this in 30 mins?!
[2026-07-01 21:05:00] Dave: Thatā€™s a good lesson to take from that šŸ˜Š
[2026-07-01 21:05:00] Sam Willis: He was super vulnerable, which I admire
[2026-07-01 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Right?? AND we even had talked about work for about 10 min before that
[2026-07-01 21:09:00] Dave: Just a couple more hours for you! !
[2026-07-01 21:09:00] Dave: Well babe it is that wonderful time of night šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š
[2026-07-01 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Aww it is, isnā€™t it? I love you baby. Sweet dreams! Iā€™ll be thinking about you.
[2026-07-01 21:10:00] Dave: Oh shit, did you found out how much it was gonna cost to see if occupy the blue key or whatever lololol
[2026-07-01 21:11:00] Sam Willis: lol nopeee he never told me
[2026-07-01 21:11:00] Sam Willis: So Iā€™m still scared šŸ˜…
[2026-07-01 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Love you too baby ā¤ļø
[2026-07-01 21:13:00] Dave: Hahaha goodnight baby, I love you ā¤ļø
[2026-07-01 21:25:00] Dave: I havenā€™t finished this yet but itā€™s basically entire strategy so far lol
[2026-07-01 21:25:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzrwkf8TKk8 Lazy People Never Get Fired. Here's Why... Working harder should make you more valuable. In reality, it often ...
[2026-07-01 21:25:00] Dave: Broooo
[2026-07-01 21:25:00] Dave: Watch this
[2026-07-01 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I thought you were asleep!!! lol
[2026-07-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Is this YOUR strategy?? lol
[2026-07-01 21:29:00] Dave: Not so much the strategy as, just how I am
[2026-07-01 21:30:00] Dave: How Iā€™ve figured out how things work lol
[2026-07-01 21:30:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m watching. I dont totally disagree. And I donā€™t totally agree. lol
[2026-07-01 21:31:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-01 21:32:00] Dave: I think itā€™s a little more real than even I want to admit lol
[2026-07-01 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Weaponized incompetence PISSES ME OFF
[2026-07-01 21:36:00] Dave: Omg! Eric told us today that Shanelle was going to be reaching out to us to discuss our unfavorable ratings in the last flint survey lol
[2026-07-01 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Likeā€¦reaching out individually?
[2026-07-01 21:37:00] Dave: But hardly fucking appropriate imo
[2026-07-01 21:37:00] Dave: Not sure
[2026-07-01 21:38:00] Dave: ā€¦maybe thatā€™s a little aggressive
[2026-07-01 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Why do you say that?
[2026-07-01 21:42:00] Dave: Because if the md is going to question me on what I put, and i have to explain myself, guess what, Iā€™m just not gonna be honest. I know it isnā€™t anonymous but I feel like thereā€™s a degree of privacy expected
[2026-07-01 21:42:00] Dave: Because if the md is going to question me on what I put, and i have to explain myself, guess what, Iā€™m just not gonna be honest. I know it isnā€™t anonymous but I feel like thereā€™s a degree of privacy expected
[2026-07-01 21:43:00] Sam Willis: I hear what youā€™re saying but I donā€™t really view it as being singled out or that they even know how you scored them. Itā€™s definitely anonymous at my level.
[2026-07-01 21:44:00] Sam Willis: I wouldnā€™t talk about how you scored the survey but talk about ways you think things could be better
[2026-07-01 21:46:00] Dave: But I donā€™t want do that
[2026-07-01 21:47:00] Dave: I just want to complain about rich people being rich
[2026-07-01 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Then do that šŸ˜‚

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(missing Odyssey)

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DAY OVERVIEW The conversation unfolded on a Thursday, starting with a playful morning as Sam shared her excitement about the dogs going to daycare, allowing her a day of work and a relaxed evening. The mood shifted to a mix of amusement and exasperation as Sam recounted her brother's pushy financial advice, and Dave humorously floated the idea of making himself Sam's beneficiary. The day's defining theme was a blend of lighthearted banter and personal reflections, with a shared appreciation for their relationship's intimacy and comfort, exemplified by their longing to simply sleep together.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Dog Daycare: Sam is happy to send the dogs to daycare, allowing her to work and enjoy a restful evening. 2. Financial Advice: Sam's brother is pushing for aggressive investments, but Sam is skeptical and prefers to delay decisions until after her move. 3. Birthday Month: July is Sam's birthday month, and she's looking forward to celebrating. 4. Work Meetings: Sam is overwhelmed by her busy work schedule, particularly her 10 1-on-1 meetings, and feels drained by the end of the day. 5. Parenting and Stay-at-Home Life: Sam expresses admiration for stay-at-home parents, acknowledging the constant demands of caring for children without a break. 6. Disgusting Food: Dave and Sam discuss their experiences with overly sweet and unpalatable foods, like a Krispy Kreme doughnut milkshake that Dave found revolting.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave fantasizes about laying next to Sam and thinking about waking her up, hinting at a sexual desire. - There's a mutual longing for physical closeness, with both expressing a desire to sleep together.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam leads with her excitement and frustrations, setting the tone for their conversation's emotional flow. - Both share a playful dynamic, especially when discussing Dave's financial advice and his imaginary beneficiary status. - Dave's teasing about Sam's work meetings shows a caring and gentle approach, underscoring their supportive relationship. - They both express a deep emotional connection, with Dave mentioning his thoughts about Sam being the first and last thing he thinks about daily.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine, what's your favorite thing to do together?" ā€” Dave, teasingly starting the day. - "Make ME your beneficiary" ā€” Dave, joking about financial and personal investment. - "You'd be a great Mr. Mom" ā€” Sam, affectionately commenting on Dave's potential. - "Poor Simba has been outside allllll day" ā€” Sam, expressing empathy for her dog's ordeal. - "It's so... sugar" ā€” Dave, playful and slightly teasing, discussing a sugar-loaded beverage.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's birthday month, hinting at future celebrations. - Sam's upcoming decision on financial investments, leaving room for further discussion. - The unresolved question of how Sam's employer might react to her giving notice. - The mutual fantasy of sleeping together, a recurring emotional thread.

MOOD MAP playful morning ā†’ work frustration ā†’ bonding over shared pet and life experiences ā†’ tender longing ā†’ playful teasing ā†’ reflective evening.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    259

    3.1 fewer; previous daily average 262.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    21

    3.6 fewer; previous daily average 24.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 129 Ā· 50% 130 Ā· 50%
Average reply time 2m 13s (n=63) 2m 12s (n=63)
Conversation starts 0 of 1 Ā· 0% 1 of 1 Ā· 100%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 13s (n=63). 1% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 12s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 442 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 12s (n=63). 19% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 443 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 60.0 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 60.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 15 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 12m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.3%. This is the former ā€˜High Velocityā€™ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 259 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update59 Ā· 23%
Humor51 Ā· 20%
Frustration36 Ā· 14%
Affection18 Ā· 7%
Excitement17 Ā· 7%

All other signals

Checking in15 Ā· 6%
Vulnerability13 Ā· 5%
Emotional support11 Ā· 4%
Disagreement9 Ā· 3%
Encouragement9 Ā· 3%
Deep sharing5 Ā· 2%
Appreciation3 Ā· 1%
Request3 Ā· 1%
Boundary setting2 Ā· 1%
Planning2 Ā· 1%
Passive aggression1 Ā· 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (36), Humor (26), Frustration (14), Affection (10), Excitement (8)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (25), Status update (23), Frustration (22), Checking in (10), Excitement (9)

Tension and positive follow-ups

25 of 35 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (71%).

10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 29s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 35 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  5. Positive follow-up Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

Episode 2 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Passive aggression

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

  4. Positive follow-up Ā· Ā· Dave

    Think that would raise any questions lol?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

Episode 3 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Adam Puleo

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I probably was just going to bitch about the fact that I have 10 work meetings today and I think seven of them are 101 so Literally just fucking kill me it's too much. It's just too much. This is how Wednesdays are for mā€¦

  4. Positive follow-up Ā· Ā· Dave

    No idea who that is lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

224 of 259 messages (86.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 109 / 129 84.5%
Sam Willis 115 / 130 88.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.81
Appreciation 0.80
Boundary setting 0.70
Checking in 0.65
Deep sharing 0.72
Disagreement 0.64
Emotional support 0.74
Encouragement 0.75
Excitement 0.67
Frustration 0.69
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.65
Planning 0.70
Request 0.65
Status update 0.61
Vulnerability 0.65
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 11:03:05
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home todaā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home todaā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Who tf is ā€œDaveā€

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking abā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sex sometimes šŸ¤£

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And none of it goes to waste

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You know what I loveā€¦ when I actually eat ALL of my leftovers/meal prep lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good job baby!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Bc I donā€™t

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: What the fuck were you thinking? OK, I can see some jackass like doing that at Schwab even though Schwab like is locked down and you absolutely should not be doing that but you were in the fucking most classified fucking Comā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So you're looking at the wrong way Witches should be impressed by was the fact that I was doing this in 2009 2010 like I was way ahead of the curve like I fucking Like overcame the United States air forcesā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Was it worth it because you could just do that shit at home at night after you're done working for the day? How old are you by the way I'm gonna guess mid to late 20s No, I mean I think I don't know if I've ever actually saiā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So terrible test, taker and terrible student because it's not just as easy as applying myself to the things that matter like I can only apply myself to the things that I really am interested in which is notā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like I totally have the aptitude and the intelligence to have been a managing Director by now like easily I mean, Chanel is younger than I am. I fucking your piece of shit boss is probably about my age likeā€¦

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ˜‚

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isnā€™t a game of paintball bros. WE GOT REAL DANGER HERE

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™m loving that a woman is taking charge

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I literally cannot imagine lol

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Why do you say that?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Because if the md is going to question me on what I put, and i have to explain myself, guess what, Iā€™m just not gonna be honest. I know it isnā€™t anonymous but I feel like thereā€™s a degree of privacy expected This message responded to an eaā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Because if the md is going to question me on what I put, and i have to explain myself, guess what, Iā€™m just not gonna be honest. I know it isnā€™t anonymous but I feel like thereā€™s a degree of privacy expected

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I hear what youā€™re saying but I donā€™t really view it as being singled out or that they even know how you scored them. Itā€™s definitely anonymous at my level.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I wouldnā€™t talk about how you scored the survey but talk about ways you think things could be better

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I hear what youā€™re saying but I donā€™t really view it as being singled out or that they even know how you scored them. Itā€™s definitely anonymous at my level.

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I wouldnā€™t talk about how you scored the survey but talk about ways you think things could be better

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    But I donā€™t want do that

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I just want to complain about rich people being rich

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Then do that šŸ˜‚

Checking in

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home todaā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No idea who that is lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oooh what stakeholder? Is there tea??

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh yeah.. thatā€™s a good thought. You might want to hold off on all of this until you get settled at your new place

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lol.. birthday month

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hahaha

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™m dying. Head is absolutely pounding

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    How are your 1on1s going? Are you all peopled out yet?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Awwwe

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thank you šŸ™ how are you?

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Who tf is ā€œDaveā€

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking abā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sex sometimes šŸ¤£

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Heā€™s definitely a talker

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I guess maybe the ADHD plays into this, too?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I guess maybe the ADHD plays into this, too? This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    That has been my excuse lol

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sugar

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    High calorie

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    The kid was lucky. Had the cop not personally known the family, it would have been a different story. Small town for the win. This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    The kid was lucky. Had the cop not personally known the family, it would have been a different story. Small town for the win.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And now this one which was the next playing

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good question!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yes, you get paid for the 2 weeks

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I kinda doubt it because of how MUCH you have and how short we are

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And if they do term immediately do I still get paid for the 2 weeks?? lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I feel like theyā€™ll want some handover

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You jackass lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    With TOP SECRET information

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: What the fuck were you thinking? OK, I can see some jackass like doing that at Schwab even though Schwab like is locked down and you absolutely should not be doing that but you were in the fucking most classified fucking Comā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So you're looking at the wrong way Witches should be impressed by was the fact that I was doing this in 2009 2010 like I was way ahead of the curve like I fucking Like overcame the United States air forcesā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Was it worth it because you could just do that shit at home at night after you're done working for the day? How old are you by the way I'm gonna guess mid to late 20s No, I mean I think I don't know if I've ever actually saiā€¦

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Ugh I tried them for yeeeeears and I never come away happy.

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Do you know it?

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Not like, totally disgusted but, but always kinda meh

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Right?? But the lines are always so long!! I donā€™t get it!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Dutch bros is all around here

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 Ā· confidence 0.697

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking abā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sex sometimes šŸ¤£

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Adam Puleo

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oooh what stakeholder? Is there tea??

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh yeah.. thatā€™s a good thought. You might want to hold off on all of this until you get settled at your new place

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lol.. birthday month

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Broooo.. you and the 1 on 1s

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lol.. birthday month

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Broooo.. you and the 1 on 1s

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    You definitely donā€™t have the capacity lol

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Fuck them people

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sigh

score 0.85 Ā· confidence 0.765

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Getting ready to get on that dumb api call

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Same

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    2 more meetings. I can do this. I can do this.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No, I didnā€™t know she brought any

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Did you try any of the cookies gabby brought in yesterday?

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    This one starts a little earlier than last time. I think itā€™s starts 7

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I am sooooo gonna get me some double stuf Oreos

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yesssssss

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    That sounds amazing

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I cannot fucking wait

Excitement

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home todaā€¦

  2. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sex sometimes šŸ¤£

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Adam Puleo

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I probably was just going to bitch about the fact that I have 10 work meetings today and I think seven of them are 101 so Literally just fucking kill me it's too much. It's just too much. This is how Wednesdays are for mā€¦

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I love passing a random guy on the side of the road waving around a Honk for Jesus sign

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And no one is honking šŸ˜‚

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Do you think when I give my notice that theyā€™ll term me the same day just bc I have oversight of insider and SOC?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good question!

Frustration

Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.72 Ā· confidence 0.646

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

score 0.82 Ā· confidence 0.7394999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Adam Puleo

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I probably was just going to bitch about the fact that I have 10 work meetings today and I think seven of them are 101 so Literally just fucking kill me it's too much. It's just too much. This is how Wednesdays are for mā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No idea who that is lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Broooo.. you and the 1 on 1s

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You definitely donā€™t have the capacity lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Fuck them people

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sigh

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    People are so dumb

Humor

Showing 3 of 51 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Think that would raise any questions lol?

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Think that would raise any questions lol?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Who tf is ā€œDaveā€

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Who tf is ā€œDaveā€

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking abā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sex sometimes šŸ¤£

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 Ā· confidence 0.595

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Think that would raise any questions lol?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

Planning

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I mean itā€™d be kind of nice to have a couple weeks paid with no work lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Phew!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Soā€¦ maybe give a 4 week notice

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Only 2 30 min breaks today until 2pm šŸ˜­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Gaaaay

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Oh fuck all of that lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So againā€¦ Why am I not going lol? This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Likeā€¦watch it from home.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So againā€¦ Why am I not going lol?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    100% of it

Request

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And if they do term immediately do I still get paid for the 2 weeks?? lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I feel like theyā€™ll want some handover

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    See if theyā€™ll let you go 4 weeks early and pay you

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I mean itā€™d be kind of nice to have a couple weeks paid with no work lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Phew!

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought you had an account??

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Itā€™s ā€œsmall townā€ tactics lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Add?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I do but Iā€™m not paying. So thereā€™s ads

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My dad has a family account thing we are all on that gives us HBO with YouTube. So weird. But thereā€™s still ads. I dunno man. I just show up here šŸ˜‚

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No I get it lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Itā€™s fucking crazy

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Get the GD helicopter. Put out a drone. Jesus. How about we not just be walking around

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    OK Iā€™m done with my commentary. Love you!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Finally!!! They start firing. But Jesus. Shoot the dude

Status update

Showing 3 of 59 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Glad you slept good

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea you slacker. Itā€™s 830 there. You forgot I existed. I get it

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I thought I had more time since you were sleeping in

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ make ME your beneficiary

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.61

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ™„šŸ™„

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Think that would raise any questions lol?

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Just a few

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Who tf is ā€œDaveā€

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine what's your favorite thing to do together sleep and eat cereal and watch YouTube That's it sex sometimes but mostly the other things Yeah, so that works stuff God Why are we talking abā€¦

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.61

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: I didn't realize you were working from home today, but it sounds like you've been quite productive so that's exciting about the business. Of course you're getting all organized and set up. Is that kind of a fun part? Sorry sā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehe, yes.. thatā€™s the fun part

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Adam Puleo

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I probably was just going to bitch about the fact that I have 10 work meetings today and I think seven of them are 101 so Literally just fucking kill me it's too much. It's just too much. This is how Wednesdays are for mā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No idea who that is lol

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How are you actually slept? I went to bed late, but I slept decent. But I emailed the dog daycare yesterday and asked if they could come to daycare today and they were like sure So I'm not working from home todaā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg you beat me!!

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh good! Daycare šŸ’•

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And no one is honking šŸ˜‚

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Do you think when I give my notice that theyā€™ll term me the same day just bc I have oversight of insider and SOC?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good question!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yes, you get paid for the 2 weeks

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    With TOP SECRET information

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: What the fuck were you thinking? OK, I can see some jackass like doing that at Schwab even though Schwab like is locked down and you absolutely should not be doing that but you were in the fucking most classified fucking Comā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So you're looking at the wrong way Witches should be impressed by was the fact that I was doing this in 2009 2010 like I was way ahead of the curve like I fucking Like overcame the United States air forcesā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Was it worth it because you could just do that shit at home at night after you're done working for the day? How old are you by the way I'm gonna guess mid to late 20s No, I mean I think I don't know if I've ever actually saiā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So terrible test, taker and terrible student because it's not just as easy as applying myself to the things that matter like I can only apply myself to the things that I really am interested in which is notā€¦