2026-05-27
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[2026-05-27 08:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs to get you some cereal Look out the window and take a deep breath and smile Cause it's gonna be such a beautiful great day and you feel so good. You can work out tonight and all the great things. It's not exactly what happened to me today I'm doing all right I didn't. I just didn't wanna get out this morning. I was so sleepy here we go with the yawning. Once I felt pretty good So that's nice working remote today No other real plans Yeah, I didn't really do anything last night Other than just kind of tinker around with rock or dock stuff I think I was gonna tell you this last night but I decided to just wait till today so I could just tell you and voice cause it's a lot easier, but Dominic called me last night and said that He had So like I guess in the mechanics influencer space there's like one main guy for Subaru like the Subaru guy And he did I tell you this maybe I did Anyway, Dominic put out like a little teaser Real or something for the Rocker docs and he Apparently, the Subaru guy was like oh shit. Where do I get one of those and or something you know just made a comment about it Which is pretty encouraging because if we so we're obviously just gonna send him some for free Because obviously like the biggest Subaru influencer in the mechanics, TikTok, I don't know what you call it If he's into it, I mean that's that could be like a huge boost to Dominic's already tens of millions of views so Things are looking good for that Things are looking a little expensive too, though cause magnets are gonna cost a fucking fortune to put in these things I'm gonna have to start an LLC so I can get magnets wholesale Because it's at the moment, it's like $20 worth of magnets per rocker dock set so if we sold like 100 for the first day that's like a lot of magnets like 2000 magnets Or not I'm sorry 2000 magnets $2000 worth of magnets which I don't have that many magnets and I don't know if my current source can even handle that so oh God fucking business is supposed to just be simple 3-D printing stuff But I guess it's a good problem to have What are your plans for the day? Gosh, this time a few weeks from now we're gonna be waking up together That's gonna be pretty awesome. I cannot wait to see you. That's gonna be great. Anything else going on? So Candace is impatient I take it They said that was like classic Candace Yeah, I don't really feel like she's probably ready to go out on her own yet But who knows like this seems risky when you have like a currently a steady Gig Going out in your own, could be good or could not yield any results whatsoever if people can't find you or they do find you and aren't impressed with your five months Being certified or whatever it is, I don't know I'm sure she'll figure something out. Did you tell her did she say or did you say what she's probably gonna do or she gonna stick with? The agency Who knows All right, baby doll I'm gonna Like I'm doing some work real quick then maybe take a nap and Look forward to hearing from you OK bye
[2026-05-27 09:16:00] Sam Willis: I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
[2026-05-27 09:16:00] Sam Willis: I have to tell you about Stephen
[2026-05-27 09:16:00] Sam Willis: Good morning
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: I hate everything
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: And my family
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: And then listen to your voice message
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: And my pets
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Except you
[2026-05-27 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Are you in the office today?
[2026-05-27 09:20:00] Dave: What about Stephen?!
[2026-05-27 09:20:00] Sam Willis: How are you
[2026-05-27 09:20:00] Dave: In suspense!!
[2026-05-27 09:25:00] Sam Willis: It’s nothing big.
[2026-05-27 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Gotta get off this call first
[2026-05-27 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Just more about him being such a tool
[2026-05-27 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's like sorry I'm not gonna be on camera today. He's like I had an 8:30 AM call so I didn't have time to get ready this morning. Are you fucking kidding me he's working from home this week like I don't give a fuck if he's not on camera. It's just the fact that he's making it sound like 8:30 AM is this like ungodly hour for him and I just literally wanna fucking scream he was like yeah you know I was sitting there like enjoying my breakfast and then I get this meeting notification at 8:30 and I'm like oh crap. And he's like so yeah so I I just haven't had time to get ready this morning and I'm just it. It is what it is. It's just laughable the 8:30 AM is so goddamn early for him.
[2026-05-27 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
[2026-05-27 09:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaining about an 830 meeting For working when you're working at home and like what the fuck does he have to do to get ready anyway? Bitch
[2026-05-27 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Less than 2 weeks! Eeee!!
[2026-05-27 09:50:00] Dave: Not… every… day
[2026-05-27 09:50:00] Dave: Not… every… day
[2026-05-27 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Right even Chris Foy was giving him shit. Chris was like. How long does it take you to put on oh he was like oh you don't have on your face yet Stephen it was just laughing like what the fuck like I'm sorry were you in a T-shirt and you need to change to a polo like nobody gives a fuck if you're wearing a goddamn T-shirt in a call I don't understand Anyway, whatever I was gonna say Sorry, just ate some cereal and now I'm like having like heartburn Anyway Totally lost my dream but I'm still so out of it. Holy shit dude I'm out of it and I slept like total ass. OK focus I have no idea the magnets were that expensive that is extensive. You definitely need to get the LLC up and running and like figure out how you're gonna do that, but that's amazing that you guys already like probably are gonna be working with an influencer that's So cool so like yeah what's the timeline here when we go online let's go. I'm excited to see how it takes off so yeah. I know you have not told me that story yet so because you don't ever tell me anything so you know, yeah So Candace has been licensed for a while like probably a year and a half two years but she was working for the VA And also, I don't know if like her therapy clients would really know like how long she's been doing therapy like I don't know but I mean she is experienced just not in like a private practice type of way but she's been doing therapy stuff for a while but anyway But the whole thing is, she's extremely broke extremely extremely and Jesse her ex-husband is a total fucking douche so money is a big thing and I get that she could literally make almost 3 times as much money going on her own. It's just a much bigger risk but I know she's gonna do it anyway so we'll see What else did you talk about? I don't know I'm still kind of brain dead. I have a lot of work. I gotta do so I'm going to do that and just try to take this shit all one task at a time. Yay, but I'm glad we're both working from home today and we both can suffer together and drive to the office on Friday and honestly, it won't be too bad I feel like yeah, it won't be too bad
[2026-05-27 10:00:00] Dave: What kind of cereal?
[2026-05-27 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Special K chocolate delight
[2026-05-27 11:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the face so That makes me happy. Also I get mad at myself when I like spiral mentally physically all the things every month it's so annoying. I just wonder if it's like worth Something I don't know like getting hormones tested like makes sense when you're a woman and your hormones are gonna be so crazy anyway but like I don't know man I'm over it being a woman is stupid. I'm like really over it. I don't wanna spiral I don't wanna be a basket case I wanna just be normal. Can I just be like? Fucking chill all the time there's gotta be a way right like Wouldn't it be amazing to like have this medicine that? Just knows what you need and then it adjust accordingly. Does this make any sense? I just feel like it shouldn't be this hard to be mentally stable
[2026-05-27 11:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at the big picture like you're doing all right you know successful Got a great personality most of the month You're always pretty So you've got that going for you for sure but being a woman does suck it's tough I bet Always fluctuating and shit but you know different birth control might fuck different birth control might help I don't I don't know But yeah, I think you're I don't think you're alone And what happens to you so I don't think you're abnormal Is any woman's stable like really I mean, you know don't think so
[2026-05-27 11:26:00] Sam Willis: I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
[2026-05-27 11:26:00] Sam Willis: lol thanks baby
[2026-05-27 11:26:00] Dave: Can totally hear your tone
[2026-05-27 11:26:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Anywhoooooo
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Ok tell me about you
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Tell me all the things
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Next week we should be hearing who is getting the 3 MD roles
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: What else is new
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Byeeeee Stephen
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: OH
[2026-05-27 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Fucker
[2026-05-27 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Although he’ll be one of my stakeholders
[2026-05-27 11:28:00] Dave: Do you know who/if anyone else from TRM has applied for those roles?
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Why you so tired lately
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I believe Stephen Reid Chris Foy At a minimum applied for some of the roles so I think the only one who's likely to get any of them is Steven and I think he's gonna be in Bill Walker's old role And then I think it'll be Heather for Samir's old role and I think I've heard Jancy for Scott Smith old roll maybe then that means Chris Sanders wouldn't get anything and I heard Chris Sanders was supposed to get something who the fuck knows I honestly like don't give a shit. I just want them to make some fucking moves.
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: That’s about it
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: I’m tired
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: Probably gonna take a nap after my 1130 hehehe
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: Adderall cessation? Idk
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: Probably gonna take a nap after my 1130 hehehe
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: I’m tired
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: That’s about it
[2026-05-27 11:29:00] Dave: Adderall cessation? Idk
[2026-05-27 11:30:00] Dave: Couple weeks
[2026-05-27 11:30:00] Sam Willis: Booooo
[2026-05-27 11:30:00] Dave: So could be adjusting to that
[2026-05-27 11:30:00] Sam Willis: You’ve been off adderall for awhile though right?
[2026-05-27 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Definitely could be
[2026-05-27 11:32:00] Dave: I’ve only had 1 monster today sooooo
[2026-05-27 11:32:00] Dave: That’s a problem
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Dave: And that was 5 hours ago
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: I will now
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Dave: Good thinking!!
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Well get you some!!
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh add those to the shopping list
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Are you all out?
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Shittttt 5 hrs ago
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Dave: Good thinking!!
[2026-05-27 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Do you take one as soon as you wake up? wtf lol
[2026-05-27 11:34:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-27 11:34:00] Sam Willis: I can’t with your Appendix A lmao
[2026-05-27 11:34:00] Dave: It’s reference material
[2026-05-27 11:35:00] Dave: 🤷♂️
[2026-05-27 11:36:00] Dave: I think there’s new stuff on Reddit awaiting your review
[2026-05-27 11:37:00] Dave: Whenever you get your horniness back 😊
[2026-05-27 12:03:00] Dave: 1 meeting, 1 nap
[2026-05-27 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-27 12:03:00] Dave: Okie dokie…
[2026-05-27 12:03:00] Dave: Seems fair
[2026-05-27 12:03:00] Sam Willis: What?
[2026-05-27 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Have a great nap, turd
[2026-05-27 12:17:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-27 12:17:00] Dave: Don’t be jeli bro
[2026-05-27 12:18:00] Sam Willis: I have a really hard time listening to people who can’t string a sentence together without a lot of pauses and ums
[2026-05-27 12:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m not tired. At the moment.
[2026-05-27 12:18:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-27 12:19:00] Sam Willis: 🫣
[2026-05-27 12:19:00] Sam Willis: Like they’re trying to find the words in their head. Which I totally get. I’m the same way. But like do it faster and don’t break up words into chunks.
[2026-05-27 12:22:00] Dave: Why!? Do I do this??
[2026-05-27 12:22:00] Sam Willis: No not at all
[2026-05-27 12:22:00] Dave: Why!? Do I do this??
[2026-05-27 12:23:00] Dave: Oh no… your oral skills are amazing
[2026-05-27 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-27 12:23:00] Sam Willis: to Voice Memos.caf
[2026-05-27 12:23:00] Sam Willis: I just feel bad even saying it bc I know my oral presentation skills are ass. But my lord, I struggle
[2026-05-27 12:23:00] Dave: Who does it?
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Dave: Who was that? Casandra Piot?
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: But that was Jessie on Chris Foyes team
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: But do you hear what I’m saying?
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: THOSE oral skills are different ❤️
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know who that is l
[2026-05-27 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Digital assets
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Sam Willis: It’s hard to follow
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Do I talk like that?
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Sam Willis: LOLOLOL
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Dave: Oh for sure
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Dave: Don’t know her
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Dave: Are you kidding?! You NEVER pause talking 🙄
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Sam Willis: I want/need to take a masterclass or something in public speaking bc I’m far too casual
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Dave: It doesn’t convey confidence
[2026-05-27 12:25:00] Sam Willis: When every sentence is like that
[2026-05-27 12:26:00] Sam Willis: You KNOW you have days where you’re like god damn does this bitch ever stop whining
[2026-05-27 12:26:00] Dave: WHICH I LOVE
[2026-05-27 12:26:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-27 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Yea yeaaaaa
[2026-05-27 12:28:00] Sam Willis: So she has to slow it down to find the words bc they’ve already passed her by 😂
[2026-05-27 12:28:00] Sam Willis: I almost think for her it’s more like…maybe her brain works too fast?
[2026-05-27 12:28:00] Dave: You join toastmasters lol
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Yea but I wanna do something different than toastmasters. But similar concept ish
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Dave: Mayeux
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Dave: Mayeux
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Dave: Shawn does that
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Sam Willis: I want one targeted to women bc I feel like women present differently
[2026-05-27 12:29:00] Dave: Shawn does that
[2026-05-27 12:30:00] Dave: Yeah I feel like toastmasters is kinda like, grown up frat boi oriented
[2026-05-27 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Yea fuck them boys
[2026-05-27 12:31:00] Dave: Like Reid would probably do it
[2026-05-27 12:33:00] Dave: Ok.. nap
[2026-05-27 12:33:00] Dave: Byeeeeee
[2026-05-27 12:46:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh I don’t want to work out tonight
[2026-05-27 13:58:00] Sam Willis: I should probably leave my house though. That’d probably be healthy…
[2026-05-27 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Sir. Are you alive?!?
[2026-05-27 14:51:00] Dave: Omg.. fucking barely
[2026-05-27 14:51:00] Dave: Bruh. I must be fighting a cold or something
[2026-05-27 14:51:00] Dave: All I want to do is sleep
[2026-05-27 14:52:00] Dave: Or maybe it’s my full blown AIDS 🤔…
[2026-05-27 14:52:00] Dave: Did I tell you I have AIDS?
[2026-05-27 14:55:00] Sam Willis: Um what
[2026-05-27 14:55:00] Sam Willis: ?????
[2026-05-27 14:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-27 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Meanwhile….
[2026-05-27 15:42:00] Dave: Ahhhh!!
[2026-05-27 15:44:00] Dave: Omg you’re so sexy!!
[2026-05-27 15:44:00] Dave: Oh yeah, jk
[2026-05-27 15:44:00] Dave: It’s just HIV
[2026-05-27 15:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry can you go back to the AIDS thing
[2026-05-27 15:44:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-27 15:45:00] Dave: Kidding, kidding.. I don’t have anything
[2026-05-27 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Elaborate please….
[2026-05-27 15:47:00] Dave: …Youre hot
[2026-05-27 15:47:00] Dave: OK so now let’s go back to the you’re hot thing…
[2026-05-27 15:48:00] Dave: I can’t wait to kiss you
[2026-05-27 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm…🤨
[2026-05-27 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm…🤨
[2026-05-27 15:57:00] Dave: I can’t believe how gorgeous you are 🫠
[2026-05-27 15:58:00] Dave: Like, I have to reconcile whether or not this is real life every time I see you lol
[2026-05-27 15:59:00] Dave: I finally dragged my worthless ass out of bed
[2026-05-27 15:59:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-05-27 16:14:00] Sam Willis: You’re making me blush. I am a BLOB
[2026-05-27 16:14:00] Sam Willis: You’re making me blush. I am a BLOB
[2026-05-27 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I canceled my workout…again. I feel like a POS
[2026-05-27 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I…am on the struggle bus
[2026-05-27 16:34:00] Dave: Please keep not working out
[2026-05-27 16:34:00] Dave: Nooooo
[2026-05-27 16:35:00] Dave: Which I can say because, I definitely am too
[2026-05-27 16:35:00] Dave: You’re just… fluffy 😋
[2026-05-27 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-27 16:37:00] Dave: Don’t hmph me!
[2026-05-27 16:39:00] Sam Willis: I guess I’ll just stop being a POS tomorrow…
[2026-05-27 16:40:00] Dave: You’re not a POS baby
[2026-05-27 16:41:00] Dave: Unless you mean Perfection Of Sexy
[2026-05-27 16:45:00] Dave: Princess Of Seduction?
[2026-05-27 16:45:00] Dave: Or… Professional Orgasm Summoner 🤭
[2026-05-27 16:56:00] Sam Willis: 😂 goof. But thank you
[2026-05-27 16:56:00] Sam Willis: So are you not feeling well?
[2026-05-27 16:57:00] Dave: But not really
[2026-05-27 16:57:00] Dave: So, maybe
[2026-05-27 16:57:00] Dave: I hadn’t really thought about it until I said that about being tired
[2026-05-27 16:58:00] Dave: Just hella tired
[2026-05-27 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Is the weather hot and gross there?
[2026-05-27 16:59:00] Dave: It isn’t too bad
[2026-05-27 16:59:00] Dave: A little humid, but not terrible
[2026-05-27 17:02:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-05-27 17:03:00] Sam Willis: And after tonight, I’m going to stop being a POS!
[2026-05-27 17:03:00] Sam Willis: I am eating the last of the icecream, watching the end of my Perfect Match show then I need to go to the grocery store.
[2026-05-27 17:03:00] Dave: Besides being my Princes Of Seduction 😏
[2026-05-27 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow, I will go into the office and be a productive member of society again
[2026-05-27 17:04:00] Dave: Me too 🙄
[2026-05-27 17:04:00] Dave: Good for you! You can do it!
[2026-05-27 17:04:00] Dave: Blehhh
[2026-05-27 17:05:00] Sam Willis: We can do this 💪
[2026-05-27 17:09:00] Sam Willis: What are you gonna do the rest of the evening?
[2026-05-27 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Would you eat fried worms?
[2026-05-27 17:12:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-27 17:12:00] Dave: I can’t see why I would ever do that
[2026-05-27 17:13:00] Dave: Would you?
[2026-05-27 17:13:00] Dave: And what the hell made you ask that
[2026-05-27 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Not unless I had to
[2026-05-27 17:14:00] Sam Willis: They have to eat it on this reality show I’m watching hehe
[2026-05-27 17:14:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-27 17:15:00] Dave: Currently sitting here waiting for Greyson 🙄
[2026-05-27 17:15:00] Dave: Currently sitting here waiting for Greyson 🙄
[2026-05-27 17:16:00] Dave: Then dinner
[2026-05-27 17:16:00] Dave: Then… bed?
[2026-05-27 17:16:00] Dave: Then dinner
[2026-05-27 17:16:00] Dave: Then… bed?
[2026-05-27 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so the first challenge is to like stack up these little cylinders without them falling over fine. OK whatever second challenge is eating like this mystery food and you and your partner decide in advance like who's gonna eat the first thing the second thing the third of the fourth, but it has to be like you have to eat two other things. I have to eat two of the things and we don't know what it is. Hold on Lexi pool guy is here so she's freaking out third thing is like they have to maneuver basically like large furniture and get it through like basically like if you were moving furniture in a house I have to like get it around corners easy piece now the fourth challenge though Is you have to put you have to build this thing that has a whole bunch of screws and pieces but you have to build it solely being given partner, so your partner has the instruction booklet you can't look at it You just have to rely on what it is that they tell you do you think that we could do that? I would have to read the instructions cause I can't build worth fuck but I think we could do it
[2026-05-27 17:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: We could totally do it and the other reminded me of two things actually there when I was a kid we went to like me and my parents and my sister went to this thing. It was just like one thing I was like a workshop or something. Where they There's lots of people they are at. I don't even remember where it was but I was so I don't even know how old Young probably eight. But they did like these activities that were designed to like an communication or some shit. One of the things was that. Me and that one for me, my dad and one person like described Like a thing to the other person and it was like that it was like I don't remember exactly what it was like if you had to draw something or if you had to put something together But it was it was like the same idea Anyway, the other thing that I realized is that we have two whole rooms now that we can do fun physical challenges in when I'm there like Instagram stuff So what's up? Let's be thinking of some of that some of the stuff that you didn't wanna do last time because you're like scared to go to the gym or whatever.
[2026-05-27 17:23:00] Sam Willis: Yea I think I’ve done these like communication games before too
[2026-05-27 17:24:00] Sam Willis: We could totally do it! And yes I’m totally down doing couples challenges!!! 💪💪💪
[2026-05-27 18:27:00] Sam Willis: Very important question
[2026-05-27 18:28:00] Sam Willis: Are you a self checker outer at the grocery store or a go to a person?
[2026-05-27 19:23:00] Dave: Obviously if I only have a few things I’ll self checkout.
[2026-05-27 19:23:00] Dave: Depends
[2026-05-27 19:24:00] Dave: Then I’ll self checkout
[2026-05-27 19:24:00] Dave: But like for a full cart of shit I’ll go to a person unless the line is too long
[2026-05-27 19:24:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-05-27 19:52:00] Sam Willis: I hate self check out unless it’s just a few things
[2026-05-27 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Like don’t do a damn cart full
[2026-05-27 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Eeep
[2026-05-27 20:22:00] Dave: Huh
[2026-05-27 20:22:00] Dave: Interesting
[2026-05-27 20:23:00] Dave: Katie seems kinda like a bitch, but kinda not
[2026-05-27 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Firm and direct
[2026-05-27 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Right? Bitchy in a very professional way
[2026-05-27 20:35:00] Sam Willis: God I’m so in love with that vinaigrette 😂
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Sam Willis: It’s true!!!
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Dave: Are they
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Also. You know what makes me sad/mad?
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Sam Willis: My arms are a lot hairier than yours
[2026-05-27 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Like A LOT
[2026-05-27 20:38:00] Dave: I didn’t notice
[2026-05-27 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Broooooo
[2026-05-27 20:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Sam Willis: show me yours!!!
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Sam Willis: H a i r y
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Sam Willis: I’M A MAN
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Dave: You do have a pretty broad back 🤔
[2026-05-27 20:39:00] Dave: It’s nbd
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Sam Willis: No I call myself broad backed
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Dave: You’re hot, baby
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Sam Willis: But Chaz told me he thought I was a swimmer bc I had such broad shoulders
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Dave: Isn’t that what someone told you lol? “Broad”
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Sam Willis: You know it’s bc I absorbed my twin so I have extra testosterone
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-05-27 20:40:00] Dave: Oh lol
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Show. Me. Yours.
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Dave: Even if you are stocky
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Sam Willis: STOCKY?!???
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Sam Willis: WELL IT WORKED
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Dave: You aren’t stocky. That was purely for shock value
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Omg just kill me
[2026-05-27 20:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-27 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Is that your arm or leg? Hehe
[2026-05-27 20:43:00] Sam Willis: I still have way more
[2026-05-27 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Ok you do have some hair. That makes me feel slightly better
[2026-05-27 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss
[2026-05-27 21:02:00] Dave: Somehow, I’m still tired lol
[2026-05-27 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to do that stupid online interview bullshit
[2026-05-27 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Get some sleep love
[2026-05-27 21:02:00] Dave: Ok
[2026-05-27 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I love you and I hope you feel rested tomorrow!
[2026-05-27 21:04:00] Dave: Good night babydoll. I love you so so much 💕
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Dave and Sam's conversation on this Wednesday started with a playful tone, transitioning into a mildly irritated and tired midday before ending with tender and flirtatious exchanges. The most defining theme was their shared struggle with fatigue, both physical and mental, along with their teasing and affectionate banter about their bodies and future together.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Moods - Dave starts with a cheerfully optimistic tone, contrasting his sluggishness with a hopeful outlook. Sam wakes up grumpy, hating everything, except Dave. - Emotional register: Dave's lighthearted humor, Sam's morning irritation. - Notable quotes: "Good morning sunshine... it's gonna be such a beautiful great day." -Dave
- Work and Remote Life
- Both are working from home; Dave is doing remote work, Sam has a daily stand-up.
- Emotional register: Neutral, slightly weary.
-
Notable quotes: "I hate everything" -Sam
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Candace's Career Move
- Sam discusses Candace's impatience and potential risks in leaving her current job for private practice.
- Emotional register: Concerned.
-
Notable quotes: "She's extremely broke... she could literally make almost 3 times as much money going on her own." -Sam
-
Rocker Docs and Influencer News
- Dave shares news about a Subaru influencer potentially interested in Rocker Docs, which could be a huge boost for Dominic.
- Emotional register: Excited, a bit overwhelmed.
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Notable quotes: "Magnets are gonna cost a fucking fortune to put in these things." -Dave
-
Mental and Hormonal Health
- Sam expresses frustration with hormonal fluctuations and mental instability, wondering if hormone testing could help.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, vulnerable.
-
Notable quotes: "I just feel like it shouldn't be this hard to be mentally stable." -Sam
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Sleep and Fatigue
- Dave feels unusually tired, possibly due to Adderall cessation, and plans to nap. Sam is also exhausted and struggles with motivation.
- Emotional register: Fatigued, resigned.
-
Notable quotes: "I must be fighting a cold or something." -Dave
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Future Plans and Living Together
- They discuss their upcoming plan to live together, expressing excitement and longing.
- Emotional register: Anticipatory, affectionate.
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Notable quotes: "Gosh, this time a few weeks from now we're gonna be waking up together." -Dave
-
Public Speaking Skills
- Sam feels her oral presentation skills are poor and considers taking a masterclass, but not Toastmasters.
- Emotional register: Self-conscious, determined.
-
Notable quotes: "I wanna do something different than Toastmasters." -Sam
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Body Image and Hairiness
- Sam is self-conscious about her hairy arms, Dave reassures and teases her, ending in a lighthearted exchange.
- Emotional register: Playful, flirtatious.
- Notable quotes: "You’re hot, baby." -Dave
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam flirt about their body hair, with Sam being self-conscious and Dave reassuring her playfully. - Specific language: "My arms are a lot hairier than yours" -Sam, "You’re hot, baby" -Dave. - No explicit sexual acts or fantasies are discussed.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with humor and optimism, while Sam follows with grumpy, self-deprecating humor. - Both express frustration and longing, particularly about their health, work, and future together. - Power-dynamic moments include Sam's vulnerability about her body hair and Dave's playful reassurance. - Expressions of love are tender, with Dave consistently affirming his affection and admiration.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, optimistic greeting. - "I hate everything" — Sam, morning grumpiness. - "Magnets are gonna cost a fucking fortune" — Dave, overwhelmed by business costs. - "I just feel like it shouldn't be this hard to be mentally stable" — Sam, frustrated with hormonal struggles. - "You’re hot, baby" — Dave, flirtatious reassurance. - "I’m a man" — Sam, self-deprecating humor about body hair. - "I absorbed my twin" — Sam, absurd explanation for hairiness.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topics: Sam's potential hormone testing, Dave's business logistics for Rocker Docs. - Plans: Living together in a few weeks, Sam's potential career move. - Emotional threads: Sam's frustration with her body, Dave's affection and teasing.
MOOD MAP playful → grumpy → frustrated → tender → flirtatious
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
-
Messages exchanged
271
8.7 more; previous daily average 262.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
27
1.4 more; previous daily average 25.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 134 · 49% | 137 · 51% |
| Average reply time | 3m 22s (n=60) | 2m 37s (n=60) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 22s (n=60). 59% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 7s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 456 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 37s (n=60). 20% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 17s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 455 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 30.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 70.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 18s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 59% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 7s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 456 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 271 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (34), Humor (29), Frustration (11), Affection (10), Checking in (10)
- Sam Willis: Status update (28), Checking in (18), Vulnerability (15), Frustration (14), Humor (14)
Tension and positive follow-ups
12 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (57%).
9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 25s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
In suspense!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s nothing big.
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Less than 2 weeks! Eeee!!
- Context · · Dave
Not… every… day
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
242 of 271 messages (89.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 120 / 134 | 89.6% |
| Sam Willis | 122 / 137 | 89.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.78 |
| Appreciation | 0.79 |
| Checking in | 0.70 |
| Deep sharing | 0.64 |
| Disagreement | 0.62 |
| Emotional support | 0.69 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.67 |
| Flirting | 0.74 |
| Frustration | 0.64 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.70 |
| Sexting | 0.75 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Unmet need | 0.80 |
| Vulnerability | 0.68 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-15 21:35:56
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
lol thanks baby
- Context · · Dave
Can totally hear your tone
- Context · · Dave
Actually laughed out loud
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Next week we should be hearing who is getting the 3 MD roles
- Context · · Sam Willis
What else is new
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Byeeeee Stephen
- Context · · Sam Willis
OH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucker
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Less than 2 weeks! Eeee!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
And that was 5 hours ago
- Context · · Sam Willis
I will now
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good thinking!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well get you some!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you all out?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shittttt 5 hrs ago
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good thinking!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you take one as soon as you wake up? wtf lol
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
Checking in
Showing 3 of 28 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate everything
- Context · · Dave
Nope
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
And my pets
- Context · · Sam Willis
Except you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you in the office today?
- Context · · Dave
What about Stephen?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
How are you
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Right even Chris Foy was giving him shit. Chris was like. How long does it take you to put on oh he was like oh you don't have on your face yet Stephen it was just laughing like what the fuck like I'm sorry were you in a T-s…
- Context · · Dave
What kind of cereal?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Special K chocolate delight
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the f…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Then dinner
- Context · · Dave
Then… bed? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so the first challenge is to like stack up these little cylinders without them falling over fine. OK whatever second challenge is eating like this mystery food and you and your partner decide in advance like who's gonna…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: We could totally do it and the other reminded me of two things actually there when I was a kid we went to like me and my parents and my sister went to this thing. It was just like one thing I was like a wor…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I think I’ve done these like communication games before too
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want one targeted to women bc I feel like women present differently
- Context · · Dave
Shawn does that
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah I feel like toastmasters is kinda like, grown up frat boi oriented
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea fuck them boys
- Context · · Dave
Like Reid would probably do it
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Would you eat fried worms?
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
I can’t see why I would ever do that
- Context · · Dave
Would you?
- Context · · Dave
And what the hell made you ask that
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Interesting
- Context · · Dave
Katie seems kinda like a bitch, but kinda not
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Firm and direct
- Context · · Sam Willis
Right? Bitchy in a very professional way
- Context · · Sam Willis
God I’m so in love with that vinaigrette 😂
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I hate everything
- Context · · Dave
Nope
- Context · · Dave
lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Not… every… day
- Context · · Dave
Not… every… day This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Right even Chris Foy was giving him shit. Chris was like. How long does it take you to put on oh he was like oh you don't have on your face yet Stephen it was just laughing like what the fuck like I'm sorry were you in a T-s…
- Context · · Dave
What kind of cereal?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Special K chocolate delight
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Special K chocolate delight
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the f…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol thanks baby
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Special K chocolate delight
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the f…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol thanks baby
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
So could be adjusting to that
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’ve been off adderall for awhile though right?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Definitely could be
- Context · · Dave
I’ve only had 1 monster today sooooo
- Context · · Dave
That’s a problem
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you all out?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shittttt 5 hrs ago
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good thinking!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you take one as soon as you wake up? wtf lol
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
Excitement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What about Stephen?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
How are you
- Detected signal · · Dave
In suspense!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s nothing big.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Less than 2 weeks! Eeee!!
- Context · · Dave
Not… every… day
- Context · · Dave
Not… every… day This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
When every sentence is like that
- Context · · Sam Willis
You KNOW you have days where you’re like god damn does this bitch ever stop whining
- Detected signal · · Dave
WHICH I LOVE
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea yeaaaaa
Flirting
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
- Context · · Dave
I think there’s new stuff on Reddit awaiting your review
- Detected signal · · Dave
Whenever you get your horniness back 😊
- Context · · Dave
1 meeting, 1 nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahaha
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
But do you hear what I’m saying?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
THOSE oral skills are different ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t know who that is l
- Context · · Sam Willis
Digital assets
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Kidding, kidding.. I don’t have anything
- Context · · Sam Willis
Elaborate please….
- Detected signal · · Dave
…Youre hot
- Context · · Dave
OK so now let’s go back to the you’re hot thing…
- Context · · Dave
I can’t wait to kiss you
Frustration
Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
In suspense!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s nothing big.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s nothing big.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gotta get off this call first
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just more about him being such a tool
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning OK I still gotta listen to your message but I just wanted to say that I get on my stupid 7:15 AM daily stand-up mind you 7:15 AM And Steven gets on even after I get on which I got out like a minute late he's lik…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you…again…for putting up with me. I am definitely no sunshine. I am a dark stormy, pissed off cloud every day.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, what an asshole there's like so oblivious that would've been a perfect opportunity for you to be like it's still not even 830 here fuck face you understand it's 715 right now and you're complaini…
Humor
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate everything
- Context · · Dave
Nope
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
And my family
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then listen to your voice message
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol thanks baby
- Context · · Dave
Can totally hear your tone
- Detected signal · · Dave
Actually laughed out loud
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anywhoooooo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok tell me about you
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shittttt 5 hrs ago
- Context · · Dave
Good thinking!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Do you take one as soon as you wake up? wtf lol
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t with your Appendix A lmao
Planning
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well get you some!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh add those to the shopping list
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you all out?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shittttt 5 hrs ago
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I almost think for her it’s more like…maybe her brain works too fast?
- Context · · Dave
You join toastmasters lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yea but I wanna do something different than toastmasters. But similar concept ish
- Context · · Dave
Mayeux This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Mayeux
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Except you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you in the office today?
- Detected signal · · Dave
What about Stephen?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
How are you
- Context · · Dave
In suspense!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucker
- Context · · Sam Willis
Although he’ll be one of my stakeholders
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you know who/if anyone else from TRM has applied for those roles?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why you so tired lately
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I believe Stephen Reid Chris Foy At a minimum applied for some of the roles so I think the only one who's likely to get any of them is Steven and I think he's gonna be in Bill Walker's old role And then I think it'll be Heat…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Oh yeah, jk
- Context · · Dave
It’s just HIV
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m sorry can you go back to the AIDS thing
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
Kidding, kidding.. I don’t have anything
Sexting
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
But do you hear what I’m saying?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
THOSE oral skills are different ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t know who that is l
- Context · · Sam Willis
Digital assets
Status update
Showing 3 of 62 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I know that you were gonna wake up in the best mood of the week And I know you're not gonna bound downstairs, but maybe you'll leap down the rush down the stairs Barrel down the stairs…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I literally just got up at 715 and jumped on my stupid daily stand up
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I have to tell you about Stephen
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate everything
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate everything
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nope
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
And my family
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Don’t know her
- Context · · Dave
Are you kidding?! You NEVER pause talking 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I want/need to take a masterclass or something in public speaking bc I’m far too casual
- Context · · Dave
It doesn’t convey confidence
- Context · · Sam Willis
When every sentence is like that
Vulnerability
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then listen to your voice message
- Context · · Sam Willis
And my pets
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Except you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you in the office today?
- Context · · Dave
What about Stephen?!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
What kind of cereal?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Special K chocolate delight
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the f…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I got my two things that like I absolutely needed to get done done so that feels good cause it's only 915. I mean I definitely have more things that I need to get done but like those are the things like Larry me in the f…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I'm glad that you got your shift done this relieve just awesome No, there's probably no just being normal for you You are pretty normal I think like yeah you spiral or whatever but like take a look at…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I JUST FEEL PSYCHO
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol thanks baby
- Context · · Dave
Can totally hear your tone