2026-05-03
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[2026-05-03 06:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like she's still a fucking Expert skateboarder So anyway, heading to the gym heading to the grocery store Get ready for the week Sorry I don't have 11 inches for you so now that's what you used to There's so there's so many double entendres to unpack with that Anyway, yeah, short thing I'm going to get some energy drink gym So I woke up all the way yet I guess that's why I like Not sure what's going on, but I'm super excited to see you. I'm glad I got my plane tickets and I cannot wait to be inside you again. And kiss your beautiful face and snuggle with you naked so OK I love you sweetheart and I hope you have a great morning and a great entire day and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
[2026-05-03 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love. 😍 How are ya??
[2026-05-03 09:27:00] Dave: Good!
[2026-05-03 09:27:00] Dave: You’re up early 😘
[2026-05-03 09:27:00] Sam Willis: I am?
[2026-05-03 09:27:00] Sam Willis: It’s 730
[2026-05-03 09:28:00] Dave: Yeah. Isn’t that early for such a self proclaimed non morning person?
[2026-05-03 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Fair enough 😝
[2026-05-03 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Have my workout in 2 hrs! lol
[2026-05-03 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes I do wish it was a tadddddd earlier on a Sunday
[2026-05-03 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Like 9am would be perfect
[2026-05-03 09:33:00] Dave: I just got back from the grocery store
[2026-05-03 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Get anything good?
[2026-05-03 09:35:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-05-03 09:35:00] Dave: Oh, actually!!
[2026-05-03 09:36:00] Dave: I got some oatmeal walnut cranberry cookies
[2026-05-03 09:36:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-05-03 09:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 09:36:00] Dave: Omg you’ve only been up 20 mins and we’re already on verge of breakup
[2026-05-03 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Literally none of those 3 ingredients are good lol
[2026-05-03 09:38:00] Sam Willis: But ok ok, I’ll give you some props that it sounds decently healthy!! Like it’s not. But ya know, for a cookie ☺️
[2026-05-03 09:38:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-03 09:38:00] Dave: Oh there’s nothing healthy about it
[2026-05-03 09:38:00] Dave: But yeah at least… oatmeal
[2026-05-03 09:39:00] Sam Willis: I mean. It’s gotta be better for you than a sugar cookie topped with icing
[2026-05-03 09:39:00] Dave: Yeah at least it has nuts in it… nuts are good for you
[2026-05-03 09:39:00] Dave: Omega 3 fatty acid
[2026-05-03 09:40:00] Dave: So yeah, you’re right. It’s health food!
[2026-05-03 09:40:00] Dave: I should probably eat them all to be extra healthy
[2026-05-03 09:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 09:43:00] Sam Willis: How’s your no beer thing going?
[2026-05-03 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Oh! Did you run today?? 🥳
[2026-05-03 09:43:00] Dave: What no beer thing? 😅😅😅
[2026-05-03 09:43:00] Dave: What run? 😅😅😅
[2026-05-03 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Just a reminder so you stay motivated 😜
[2026-05-03 09:50:00] Dave: I hate you
[2026-05-03 09:50:00] Dave: And I also love you
[2026-05-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: I know. Hehe
[2026-05-03 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Kids come today. Already dreading the emotions
[2026-05-03 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Since when did I get so bad at being able to handle other ppls’ feels?? But I’m so so bad at it
[2026-05-03 10:44:00] Dave: Yeah that’s a bummer 😕
[2026-05-03 10:44:00] Dave: But this is the last time you’ll have to deal with it right?
[2026-05-03 10:46:00] Sam Willis: Not quite. Theyll be here until wed morning then they come back sat morning. I leave Sunday morning.
[2026-05-03 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Christian isn’t going to move until that week I’m in effingham and once the kids are back with their mom
[2026-05-03 11:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh! Did seasmoke make it back safely?
[2026-05-03 11:21:00] Dave: Sorry, was just washing her
[2026-05-03 11:22:00] Dave: Yeah she made it back ok
[2026-05-03 11:22:00] Dave: I noticed some light scratches on the rear passenger door that I’ve never seen before 😒
[2026-05-03 11:22:00] Dave: But I’m not sure if it happened last night or not
[2026-05-03 11:24:00] Dave: Well, hang in there. You’re almost there
[2026-05-03 11:24:00] Dave: Well, hang in there. You’re almost there
[2026-05-03 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Ahh!!
[2026-05-03 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Ahh!!
[2026-05-03 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Alright workout time
[2026-05-03 12:19:00] Dave: How was it??
[2026-05-03 12:19:00] Dave: I just finished mowing and weed eating
[2026-05-03 12:20:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵
[2026-05-03 12:20:00] Sam Willis: Kicked my ass. Really good. It was just me, the trainer, the owner, and the office manager lol. So we were going hard. It was nice to be pushed. Blahhhhh lol
[2026-05-03 12:20:00] Dave: About to hop in the shower
[2026-05-03 12:20:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵
[2026-05-03 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Oh I did a body scan this AM. God. Hideous still. Better than before but not much. I gotta work on the diet.
[2026-05-03 12:24:00] Dave: Ugh. Fuck those things lol
[2026-05-03 12:25:00] Sam Willis: I just wanna be back in high school and be at like 17% again!
[2026-05-03 12:25:00] Dave: No shit
[2026-05-03 12:26:00] Dave: When it was easy
[2026-05-03 12:26:00] Dave: Or at least…. Possible lol
[2026-05-03 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Lolol I was like don’t you tell me no shot!!! 😝
[2026-05-03 12:26:00] Dave: Oh lmao
[2026-05-03 12:27:00] Dave: I didn’t even make the connection 🤭
[2026-05-03 12:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 12:46:00] Dave: Oooooh how is it?
[2026-05-03 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Haven’t tried it yet lol but I will report back! Christian just found it at the store this morning finally. I couldn’t ever find it. 😤
[2026-05-03 12:53:00] Sam Willis: He’s already back up in bed laying down. He’s so stressed about his car acting up again.
[2026-05-03 12:54:00] Sam Willis: I really hope it’s nothing and quick, very cheap fix 😩
[2026-05-03 12:54:00] Sam Willis: But we are heading out in a bed bc he needs to look for a couch for his new place
[2026-05-03 12:56:00] Sam Willis: I am going to get a whole new bedroom set when I move and I’m SO EXCITED!! I kind of want to get one now
[2026-05-03 13:02:00] Dave: Sound like he might oughta be saving that couch money for car repair money 😅
[2026-05-03 13:03:00] Dave: You should get a gigantic ass canopy bed 🤪
[2026-05-03 13:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m mad FOR him bc it’s just such bullshit. But I’m trying not to stress about it (second hand stress) until he takes it in
[2026-05-03 13:04:00] Sam Willis: The mood when Joe and I got to Phoenix was like let’s have everything be dark. Browns. Blacks. So Phoenix
[2026-05-03 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m like LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
[2026-05-03 13:11:00] Sam Willis: Omg it’s sooooo good!!
[2026-05-03 13:11:00] Sam Willis: Omg it’s sooooo good!!
[2026-05-03 13:11:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-05-03 13:12:00] Dave: Ima have to find some
[2026-05-03 13:18:00] Dave: Tell me more… Yassssss!!
[2026-05-03 13:18:00] Sam Willis: Ok since I started at this dumb gym almost 2 YEARS ago, I’ve only lost 4 lbs and 2.5% body fat 😭😭😭
[2026-05-03 13:18:00] Dave: Tell me more…
[2026-05-03 13:19:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-05-03 13:19:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-05-03 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Wooooowwww
[2026-05-03 13:21:00] Dave: Funny how that works huh?
[2026-05-03 13:23:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-05-03 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-03 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok going shopping. Byeeee
[2026-05-03 13:26:00] Dave: Have fun 😘
[2026-05-03 15:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Winston the pig
[2026-05-03 15:05:00] Dave: wtf lol
[2026-05-03 15:05:00] Dave: Is it real?
[2026-05-03 15:06:00] Dave: Are shopping at a farm?
[2026-05-03 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes it’s real. He was at the farmers market in the parking lot of the furniture store lol
[2026-05-03 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Christian’s buying his couch now.
[2026-05-03 15:12:00] Sam Willis: We got some good ass salsa at the farmers market. I can’t wait to eat the shit out of it.
[2026-05-03 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Oh that reminds me. Tell me all the ways you eat nasty cottage cheese
[2026-05-03 15:12:00] Sam Willis: So I can try to scarf some down one day 😩
[2026-05-03 15:12:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-03 15:12:00] Dave: Wut
[2026-05-03 15:13:00] Sam Willis: The trainer was telling me maybe I should mixing it in with some eggs when I make an omelette or something
[2026-05-03 15:13:00] Dave: Ewwwe wtf
[2026-05-03 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Something to where I don’t notice I’m actually eating it
[2026-05-03 15:13:00] Sam Willis: She also has it mixed with honey and cinnamon and that sounds horrific
[2026-05-03 15:14:00] Dave: Is it a texture thing?
[2026-05-03 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Probs. Isn’t it this runny nastiness
[2026-05-03 15:14:00] Sam Willis: With like curds
[2026-05-03 15:15:00] Dave: Have you ever even had it?
[2026-05-03 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Ummmmm as a kid, once, I think.
[2026-05-03 15:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-03 15:21:00] Dave: Ok. It depends on the kind you get. Some of it is runny. And you can get small curd or large curd. You probably want small curds. You might have to try a couple different brands to find one you like. This kind is pretty new. Or at least I haven’t seen anywhere, ever until the last year or so.
[2026-05-03 15:21:00] Sam Willis: And is that kind the BEST kind??
[2026-05-03 15:23:00] Dave: Oh. I thought I said that.. yeah that kinda is awesome
[2026-05-03 15:23:00] Dave: And I get this kind of yogurt and nice it together
[2026-05-03 15:24:00] Dave: I also like vanilla Greek yogurt + CC with bananas or other fruit
[2026-05-03 15:25:00] Dave: And sometimes I’ll eat it with salt and pepper
[2026-05-03 15:25:00] Dave: But almost always the yogurt
[2026-05-03 15:26:00] Dave: Top it off with
[2026-05-03 15:26:00] Dave: 👌
[2026-05-03 15:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Ok. I’ll try it. One day. Thank you. 🥰
[2026-05-03 15:32:00] Dave: It’s soooo good
[2026-05-03 15:32:00] Dave: Like, better than I’ve cream
[2026-05-03 15:33:00] Sam Willis: You shut your mouth
[2026-05-03 15:33:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-03 15:34:00] Sam Willis: That’s not possible
[2026-05-03 15:34:00] Dave: Seriously though, it’s surprisingly good.
[2026-05-03 15:34:00] Dave: And fwiw, the first time I heard about it I thought pretty much the same thing you do
[2026-05-03 15:52:00] Dave: Just ate some. So good 😊
[2026-05-03 15:59:00] Sam Willis: It’s runnyyyyyy
[2026-05-03 16:00:00] Dave: No it isn’t
[2026-05-03 16:00:00] Dave: It’s stiffer than the yogurt
[2026-05-03 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm.
[2026-05-03 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Well. I finally just got home. And we stopped at portillos. Anddd I got a Chicago style hot dog 😅
[2026-05-03 16:16:00] Dave: Did you find a new bedroom set?
[2026-05-03 16:17:00] Dave: Yum!
[2026-05-03 16:17:00] Sam Willis: There was one I liked. But I dunno if I should get one or just wait until I move
[2026-05-03 16:17:00] Dave: Yeah probably wait
[2026-05-03 16:17:00] Sam Willis: I also want to drop a pic of the bedroom into AI and maybe it can design it for me!
[2026-05-03 16:18:00] Dave: Oh yeah, that’s a good idea
[2026-05-03 16:21:00] Dave: Why do the retardedest people always seem to work in the grocery store deli? 🤦♂️
[2026-05-03 16:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m heading to the grocery store myself
[2026-05-03 16:26:00] Dave: Get some cottage cheese!
[2026-05-03 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Ok. I tried. I couldn’t do it. They just had the generic brand cottage cheese and I just couldn’t. I’ll need to go to a bougie place to get some lol
[2026-05-03 16:55:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-03 17:16:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-05-03 17:29:00] Dave: Good! Gym, grocery store, cleans the fridge and kitchen, put the shit away, cleaned Seasmoke, yard work, showered and shaved all the things…
[2026-05-03 17:29:00] Dave: Now I’m tired af lol
[2026-05-03 17:30:00] Dave: Hbu? How was the market?
[2026-05-03 17:31:00] Dave: Did Christian find a good couch?
[2026-05-03 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Dangggg!! You’re kicking ass!
[2026-05-03 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m annoyed bc CVS is right across the street from the grocery store, and I need to pick up Levon’s meds, and I forgot! 😭
[2026-05-03 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Look at you being so productive.
[2026-05-03 17:39:00] Dave: Yeah, I killed it today
[2026-05-03 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m annoyed bc CVS is right across the street from the grocery store, and I need to pick up Levon’s meds, and I forgot! 😭
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Yea! I like it. Double chaise lounger which will be nice.
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Sam Willis: What was going on with the dumb deli guy?
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Yea! I like it. Double chaise lounger which will be nice.
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Dave: She was literally retarded.
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t get ANY chocolate at the store. 😳😳
[2026-05-03 17:40:00] Dave: I had to talk her wash I wanted like 3 times
[2026-05-03 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Lolol.
[2026-05-03 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Lolol.
[2026-05-03 17:41:00] Dave: Fr
[2026-05-03 17:41:00] Dave: And the ones at Kroger are a billion years old so they take foooooreverrrrr
[2026-05-03 17:41:00] Dave: And none of them can hear anything
[2026-05-03 17:42:00] Dave: It’s the worst
[2026-05-03 17:42:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-05-03 17:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry baby. The struggle is real lol
[2026-05-03 17:42:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-03 17:42:00] Dave: Talk about ptsd… sheesh
[2026-05-03 17:43:00] Sam Willis: What are you having for dinner?
[2026-05-03 17:43:00] Dave: Chicken salad
[2026-05-03 17:43:00] Dave: You?
[2026-05-03 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Chicken sliders
[2026-05-03 17:46:00] Dave: Fried chicken?
[2026-05-03 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Breaded
[2026-05-03 17:47:00] Sam Willis: With bread crumbs
[2026-05-03 17:47:00] Sam Willis: I dunno what Christian is doing
[2026-05-03 17:47:00] Sam Willis: I just know we bought bread crumbs 😂
[2026-05-03 17:47:00] Dave: Probably fried
[2026-05-03 17:48:00] Sam Willis: I hear your judgement
[2026-05-03 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Fried
[2026-05-03 17:48:00] Dave: lol not at all
[2026-05-03 17:49:00] Dave: I judge you tons… TONS. But not at all that time
[2026-05-03 17:50:00] Sam Willis: Oh I didn’t realize you judged me so much!!!
[2026-05-03 17:50:00] Dave: Cereal, and chocolate everyday?
[2026-05-03 17:51:00] Dave: You can’t tel me you’ve never recognized my judgement on those things 🤪
[2026-05-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Ok Mr donut before and after the gym
[2026-05-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Let’s goooooooo
[2026-05-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-05-03 17:53:00] Dave: I love you 🥰
[2026-05-03 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Hehe. I love you too ❤️
[2026-05-03 17:53:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to see you!!!
[2026-05-03 17:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting pissed bc I’m trying to log into dumbass work bc I have shit I need to do 😭 and it’s fucked up
[2026-05-03 17:55:00] Sam Willis: Like I can’t open anything. It’s acting frozen. It’s so weird
[2026-05-03 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally getting in. But it’s slow AF
[2026-05-03 17:57:00] Dave: Did you restart your laptop?
[2026-05-03 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Yes of course
[2026-05-03 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Sunday scaries
[2026-05-03 18:46:00] Dave: awwwe
[2026-05-03 18:46:00] Dave: What about the kids? You got them yet?
[2026-05-03 18:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea they came this AM. Kai went to the farmers market and couch shopping with us. They seem ok.
[2026-05-03 18:49:00] Sam Willis: For today lol
[2026-05-03 18:49:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-05-03 18:49:00] Dave: I’m glad it’s going ok
[2026-05-03 18:49:00] Dave: What are you worried about - about work?
[2026-05-03 18:50:00] Sam Willis: Honestly I have no idea. Nothing. I’m already thinking ahead about my interview that’s in another damn week 🙄 i annoy myself so much
[2026-05-03 18:50:00] Dave: And where’s our conversation card?!
[2026-05-03 18:50:00] Sam Willis: Honestly I have no idea. Nothing. I’m already thinking ahead about my interview that’s in another damn week 🙄 i annoy myself so much
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo bossy
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Dave: It was just a question… damn
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m doing my damn discipline summary slide first 😝
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: With a question mark AND an exclamation point!!! lol
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo bossy
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Dave: It was just a question… damn
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m doing my damn discipline summary slide first 😝
[2026-05-03 18:51:00] Sam Willis: With a question mark AND an exclamation point!!! lol
[2026-05-03 18:52:00] Dave: That just means I
[2026-05-03 18:52:00] Dave: ‘m exited about it because I love expressing my emotions with you!!
[2026-05-03 18:52:00] Dave: I THOUGHT you’d like that but…
[2026-05-03 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry baby. You’re right
[2026-05-03 18:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok discipline summary slide is done. YAY
[2026-05-03 19:04:00] Dave: I’m just breaking your ball, love
[2026-05-03 19:04:00] Dave: Good job sweetie
[2026-05-03 19:04:00] Dave: I’m just breaking your ball, love
[2026-05-03 19:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 19:07:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t have to be an in person day
[2026-05-03 19:07:00] Sam Willis: Although. Mine probably is lol
[2026-05-03 19:07:00] Sam Willis: Does recreate mean like redo exactly as it was?
[2026-05-03 19:13:00] Dave: I think it means we redo it today exactly as it happened originally?
[2026-05-03 19:13:00] Dave: But it can’t be crazy night
[2026-05-03 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Why can’t it be crazy night?
[2026-05-03 19:14:00] Dave: Because that one kinda goes without saying for both of us I think
[2026-05-03 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Mine wouldn’t be crazy night!
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Dave: Yeah, mine too
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Dave: That’s what I’m saying
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Oooo
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Oooo
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Sam Willis: OK well mine is the first day of naked rendezvous
[2026-05-03 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Except I got a tadddd too high lol. But everything else 👌👌
[2026-05-03 19:16:00] Dave: Nooo you got perfectly high
[2026-05-03 19:16:00] Sam Willis: TOO high
[2026-05-03 19:16:00] Sam Willis: I like being able to remember things the next day. Turd
[2026-05-03 19:17:00] Dave: No way’ THAT was fun high - where everything was hilarious - non stop, uncontrollable laughing…
[2026-05-03 19:17:00] Dave: It was perfect
[2026-05-03 19:17:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok. So there’s public high and private high
[2026-05-03 19:17:00] Sam Willis: That was the absolute perfect amount for me had I not been amongst the people lol
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Dave: It was fine
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Dave: You weren’t as out of it as you think
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Sam Willis: Says the guy who was even more out of it! 😂
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Sam Willis: OK what was YOUR day.
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Dave: Like to other people
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Sam Willis: Says the guy who was even more out of it! 😂
[2026-05-03 19:18:00] Dave: I was fine
[2026-05-03 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Ok I was definitely more giggly
[2026-05-03 19:19:00] Dave: I took care of YOUR stoned ass
[2026-05-03 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Actually, did you even bust up laughing at all
[2026-05-03 19:19:00] Sam Willis: WHY didn’t you think I was funny, DAVE?!?!?
[2026-05-03 19:20:00] Dave: Yeah I laughed pretty hard. I could’ve had a couple more to get right though
[2026-05-03 19:20:00] Dave: And that would be mine too tbh
[2026-05-03 19:20:00] Dave: To redo
[2026-05-03 19:21:00] Dave: Especially the part where you squirted all over me 🥵
[2026-05-03 19:22:00] Sam Willis: Ugh so sooooooo good
[2026-05-03 19:22:00] Sam Willis: I blocked off my calendar just a bit ago, for when you’re here 🥳🥳
[2026-05-03 19:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 19:54:00] Sam Willis: This tracks with your therapy sessions/homework
[2026-05-03 20:02:00] Dave: 🤔. Explain…
[2026-05-03 20:04:00] Sam Willis: This is for you. Not for me. And you’re processing stuff! And she asked you to think about your dad and think about BJJ and such
[2026-05-03 20:04:00] Sam Willis: Old memories. Old versions of you!
[2026-05-03 20:20:00] Dave: Ahh, I see
[2026-05-03 20:49:00] Dave: So I do feel myself trying to figure out why things like BJJ, running, and the other things that have defined me for so much of my life are not hitting the mark anymore. Not only defined me, but like, provided grounding both physically and psychologically. Maybe that’s something I should work on with her too 🤔. And this whole childhood-trauma thing kind has me trippin lol. Like we talked about, my childhood was good. Totally normal from what I understand. But then again, I also understand that I’m fathering like my father did. So that makes me wonder if he felt the way I do. That’s something I’ve never really thought about.
[2026-05-03 20:53:00] Dave: Baby, I’m also just counting down the seconds until I’m legally allowed to go to bed (9:00 😛).
[2026-05-03 20:54:00] Dave: I hope your evening is going great, and your chicken sliders were delicious! And even though we still have longer than I’d like to admit, I’m super excited about seeing you again ☺️
[2026-05-03 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time cause I am excited all right love you
[2026-05-03 20:58:00] Dave: Eeek.. That fire doesn’t sound good
[2026-05-03 20:59:00] Dave: What’s even ON fire? Isn’t it just like… sand and… dirt… and shit there?
[2026-05-03 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Brush
[2026-05-03 21:00:00] Sam Willis: https://www.facebook.com/buckeyeazfire/posts/1399955695506506/ City Of Buckeye Fire Department City Of Buckeye Fire Department updated their status.
[2026-05-03 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Not sure if you can even open this
[2026-05-03 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Brush
[2026-05-03 21:01:00] Dave: daaaaaamn
[2026-05-03 21:01:00] Dave: That’s nasty
[2026-05-03 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Yupppp
[2026-05-03 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Joe lives only like 5 miles from there
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Dave: Ok, made it to 9! NN babydoll
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Dave: Love you so so much
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Sam Willis: lol 906 actually!!
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Night love. ❤️❤️
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Dave: Killin it
[2026-05-03 21:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-03 21:07:00] Dave: You make me smile more than anything else 😊
[2026-05-03 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Same for me with you!!
[2026-05-03 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Best part of my days 💯
[2026-05-03 23:06:00] Sam Willis: Remind me to talk to you tomorrow about beta blockers. Lol
The apartment smelled like coffee and the tail-end of a candle Sam had forgotten to blow out that morning, and Dave was watching her from the kitchen doorway with the expression he got when he'd been thinking about her for hours before she noticed.
"Come here," he said.
She was still in the leggings she'd worn to the gym, hair up in the twist she made when she didn't want to think about it, and she came to him barefoot across the tile, arms folded across her stomach in that way she had when she'd been picking herself apart in a mirror. He knew the shape of that self-criticism. He'd heard it that morning — the body scan, the number she didn't like, the I gotta work on the diet that he'd let sit because he knew better than to argue with it out loud.
He was going to argue with it another way.
"Take those off," he said, nodding at her leggings, "and go stand in the bedroom. Facing the mirror. Don't move until I get in there."
She raised an eyebrow. Not defiance — a check. This kind of night?
"Yes," he said, answering the eyebrow. "That kind of night."
She swallowed, and he watched her whole posture reorganize — the arms uncrossing, the chin lifting a quarter inch, the small bracing exhale of a woman who was about to hand something heavy to someone else and let her arms rest. She peeled the leggings down her thighs right there in the hallway, kicked them into the corner, and walked to the bedroom in just her sports bra and a pair of black cotton underwear that were plain and unglamorous and made his cock ache in a way lingerie never quite did.
He gave her four minutes. He counted them on his phone, standing in the kitchen with his hand around a glass of water he did not drink, listening to her breathe from the other room.
When he came in she was where he'd told her to be. Standing at the foot of the bed, in front of the tall mirror, her weight on one hip because she couldn't help it, her eyes fixed on some middle distance of the carpet.
"Eyes up," he said. "Look at yourself."
Her jaw tightened. She looked.
"Don't do that thing you do," he said, coming up behind her. He set his hands on her hips, both palms flat, thumbs pressing into the small of her back. "Don't inventory. Just look."
"Dave —"
"Shh." He pressed his mouth to the side of her neck, right where the twist of her hair exposed the tendon, and bit down softly enough that she gasped and hard enough that she'd feel it tomorrow. "Tonight you don't get to be the critic. Tonight I'm the only one allowed to have an opinion about this body. Understood?"
Her breath went shaky. "Understood."
"Say it properly."
"Yes, sir."
He hummed against her skin. His hands slid up under the sports bra, dragging it up over her ribs, over her breasts, over her head — she lifted her arms without being asked — and he tossed it aside. Then his palms came back to her, cupping her from behind, thumbs stroking the undersides of her breasts, and he watched her watch herself in the mirror.
"Look at what I get to touch," he said, quiet, right against her ear. "Look at what belongs to me tonight."
She made a small sound. Her eyes were already getting that soft glaze.
"Hands behind your back."
She obeyed instantly. He'd brought a length of soft black rope in from the living room, not the good hemp — just the cotton stuff they used when they didn't want marks — and he crossed her wrists at the base of her spine and wound it in the pattern he'd learned on her over four years of learning her. Two wraps around each wrist, a cinch between them, a tidy knot she couldn't reach. Not tight. Just certain.
She tested it. Her shoulders rolled back, her breasts lifting, and he watched her cunt clench even through the cotton underwear — the involuntary flex of her thighs pressing together.
"Legs apart," he said.
She spread them. He hooked a thumb into the waistband of her underwear and drew them down slow, watching in the mirror as they came off her hips, past the crease of her thighs, down to her ankles, where she stepped out of them without being told. Then he stood behind her again, fully clothed against her nakedness, one hand on the low of her belly and the other sliding down between her legs to feel how wet she already was.
"Jesus, sweetheart."
"I know," she whispered.
He dragged two fingers along her slit, slow, gathering the slick that was already threading down her inner thigh. He held them up in the mirror so she could see. Her mouth opened. He pressed them past her lips and she sucked them clean without breaking eye contact with her own reflection, and something in his chest went white-hot.
"There she is," he murmured. "There's my girl."
He moved her to the bed. Not gently — a hand at the back of her neck, guiding her down onto her knees on the mattress, chest pressed to the duvet, ass in the air, hands still bound behind her. Her cheek turned to the side, her breath already coming quick and shallow, the flush spreading down her throat and across the tops of her shoulders.
He got undressed then. Took his time. Let her hear the belt, the zipper, the soft thump of his jeans hitting the floor. When he climbed onto the bed behind her she made a noise like she'd been holding it in for weeks.
"Please —"
"Not yet."
He put his mouth on her instead. Flattened his tongue against her cunt from behind and licked up the length of her, slow, tasting everything she'd been making since he'd told her to take her leggings off. She was soaking. She jerked against the rope and moaned into the duvet and he held her hips still with both hands and ate her the way he'd been thinking about eating her since her voice on the phone that morning had gone soft and rueful about her body.
This is what your body does, he wanted to say. This is what your body is for. Listen to it.
He said it with his mouth instead. He said it with the way he sucked her clit until her thighs shook, with the way he pushed his tongue inside her and felt her clench around nothing, with the way he pulled back just as she started to tip and left her gasping into the sheets.
"Dave — please — please —"
"Beg properly."
"Please fuck me, please, sir, please, I need — I need you inside me, please —"
He lined himself up and pushed into her in one long slow stroke and her whole body seized around him. She was so wet he slid in to the hilt without resistance and her back arched and her voice broke into a sound that wasn't language.
He didn't move for a moment. Just held there, buried, his hands on her hips, his cock throbbing inside her, watching the rope rise and fall with her breath.
"Look at me in the mirror."
She lifted her head. Their eyes met in the glass — hers glassy, mouth open, cheek streaked with the wet of her own tears she hadn't noticed yet.
"Who do you belong to right now?"
"You."
"Whose body is this?"
"Yours."
He started to fuck her. Not fast — deep. Every stroke to the root, every stroke pulling a broken sound out of her, every stroke rocking her forward into the mattress and back onto his cock. His hand slid up her spine to the base of her neck and closed there, not squeezing, just holding, the weight of his palm a fact she could rest under.
"You're going to come when I tell you," he said. "Not before."
"I can't —"
"You can."
He fucked her harder. His other hand came around and found her clit and he stroked her in tight circles in perfect counter-rhythm to his hips, and she started making the noise she made right before she came — the high thin hitching whine, the one nobody else in the world had ever heard, the one that undid him every single time.
"Don't."
"Dave —"
"Not yet. Hold it."
She sobbed. Actually sobbed — a real one, wet and broken, her body trying to obey him against everything it wanted. He watched her face in the mirror. He watched her fight for him. He watched her win.
"Good girl," he breathed. "Good girl. One more. Hold it one more."
He drove into her four more times, hard, and on the fourth he said "now" and she came apart — she came around his cock in long clenching pulses, her whole body shaking, her voice cracking on a cry that wasn't pretty and wasn't performed and wasn't anything except what she actually sounded like when she finally let go. He felt her cunt spasming around him and he let go too, buried deep, his forehead dropped to the space between her shoulder blades, groaning something into her skin that might have been her name and might have been I love you and was probably both.
They didn't move for a long time.
Then he was untying her. Slow. His fingers working the knot at the base of her spine, unwinding the rope from her wrists, rubbing the faint red lines where the cotton had pressed. He rolled her onto her back and she was floppy and warm and her eyes weren't tracking quite right and there were fresh tears sliding down into her hair.
"Hey," he said softly. "Hey. Come back to me."
"'m here," she slurred.
"I know. Little bit further."
He got water from the nightstand and lifted her head and made her drink. She sipped, and coughed, and sipped again, and he watched her throat move and thought about the fact that four years ago he hadn't known this person existed and now the shape of her drinking water was a thing that lived permanently inside his chest.
He lay down beside her. Pulled her in against him. Her bound hands were free now but she kept them tucked between them anyway, curled up small, her forehead pressed to his sternum.
"You okay?"
"Mm."
"Words, sweetheart."
"'m okay. 'm really okay."
He stroked her hair. He traced the faint rope-marks on her wrists with his thumb. He thought about June — about the plane tickets in his email, about the calendar block she'd made that afternoon, about the way she'd said naked rendezvous on the phone and laughed like a teenager, about the memory of her stoned and giggling and coming apart on his tongue in a hotel room that felt like another life.
"June," he said quietly, into her hair.
She made a soft noise. Almost a laugh. "June."
"I'm gonna wreck you in June."
"You just wrecked me now."
"Warm-up."
She did laugh then — sleepy, cracked, her whole body loose against his. He pulled the duvet up over both of them and kissed the top of her head and felt her breathing slow, and slow, and slow, until she was almost asleep against his chest with her palm flat over his heart like she was checking.
"Dave."
"Mm."
"Thank you."
He didn't answer that with words. He just tightened his arm around her, and held her, and stayed exactly where she needed him to be.
The wind off the Mogollon Rim carried ash on it before it carried anything else, and Sam smelled it a half mile out from the line camp — mesquite smoke and creosote and the particular sweetness of piñon burning green.
She reined the buckskin down to a walk. Below her, in the cup of the draw, the cabin sat where the Rangers had left it two seasons back: sod roof, one shuttered window, a corral of split cedar leaning tired against itself. A dun horse was hitched at the rail. Government tack. Virginia rig, by the cut of the saddle.
He'd made it before her.
She let the horse pick its way down through the manzanita. Her hip ached where the Comanche ball had gone through in '78, and her right hand — the shooting hand — was stiff from cold, though the sun was already brass on the ridgeline. Behind her, forty miles south, half of the territory was on fire. Five hundred acres of ponderosa gone by yesterday's count, and the Marshal in Prescott had wired for anyone who could still sit a horse.
She was one of the anyones. Dave was the other.
He stepped out onto the packed dirt before she'd dismounted, hat in his hand, sleeves rolled to the elbow. Bald head shining like a river stone. He didn't smile. He watched her come, the way he'd always watched her come — steady, unhurried, like a man who already knew the ending of the story and was only curious how she'd arrive at it.
"Deputy," he said.
"Marshal."
"You're late."
"Fire's moving north." She swung down. Her knees complained. "Had to cut around the burn at Bloody Basin. Lost half a day."
He took the reins from her without asking and led the buckskin to the rail. His hands, when they brushed hers on the leather, were warm. She felt it up the whole length of her arm, the way she always did, and she hated — briefly, uselessly — how her body still answered him first, before her mouth caught up.
"You eat?" he said.
"No."
"Come on inside."
The cabin was one room, and he'd already built the fire small and clean in the stone hearth. A tin pot of coffee. A cast iron pan with bacon sweating in it. Two bedrolls laid out separate against separate walls, the way propriety demanded, though propriety had never had much say between them and had less every year.
She set her hat on the table. Unbuckled her gunbelt. Hung it on the peg beside his.
"How bad is it," she said.
"South ridge is gone. Wickenburg lost its corrals. The line's holding at the wash but the wind shifts tonight and we lose Skull Valley too."
"Jesus."
"Mm."
He poured her coffee. Black, no sugar, the way she took it, and the fact that he remembered — after four years of remembering — still did something to her sternum that she couldn't name and wouldn't try to.
She drank standing. He watched her drink.
"You're staring, Marshal."
"I am."
"Any particular reason."
"You know the reason."
She set the cup down. The room was very quiet. Outside, somewhere up the draw, a scrub jay was screaming about something and the wind moved through the piñon with a sound like breath drawn slow between teeth.
"We rode a hundred and twenty miles for a fire," she said.
"We did."
"And you got here first."
"I did."
"Rode all night?"
"Most of it."
She looked at him. At the dust on his collar and the tired set of his mouth and the way he stood loose-hipped against the table, one hand flat on the wood, as if he were only holding himself in place by the pressure of that palm.
"Dave."
"Sam."
"Come here."
He came.
He crossed the room in three long strides and his mouth was on hers before she'd finished the breath, and it wasn't gentle — it hadn't been gentle between them in a long time, not because they didn't have gentleness in them but because they had too much else to spend first. She caught the back of his neck. He tasted like coffee and smoke and the long ride. His hands went to her waist, to the buckle of her belt, to the buttons of her shirt, and she was already working the buttons of his, and somewhere in the middle of it she laughed against his mouth and he pulled back an inch to look at her.
"What."
"Nothing. Just — I keep thinking I'll be composed about it one of these times."
"You never have been."
"No."
"Don't start now."
He kissed her again. Backed her up against the table. The tin cup went over and coffee ran across the wood and neither of them cared. He got her shirt open and dragged it down her arms and put his mouth to the hollow of her throat and she made a sound she hadn't meant to make, a low broken sound that came up from somewhere below language.
"Quiet," he said, against her skin.
"There's no one for ten miles."
"Quiet anyway. I want to hear you when you can't help it."
She got his shirt off. Ran her hands over his chest, his shoulders, the old knife scar under his ribs from Fort Bowie. He walked her backward until the back of her thighs hit the edge of the plank table and then he lifted her and set her on it, and she wrapped her legs around him because that was where they went, that was where they had always gone.
He got her trousers open. She lifted her hips. He pulled them down her legs along with her drawers in one motion and let them fall to the floor and then he was on his knees in front of her on the dirt floor of a line camp cabin in the middle of a burning territory, and he pushed her thighs open with both hands, and he looked up at her once — that steady look, that look that had unmade her the first time and every time since — and then he put his mouth on her cunt.
She swore. Loud. Fist to her own mouth to smother it.
"There it is," he said, against her, and she felt the words move through her.
He ate her like a man who'd ridden all night to do it. Slow at first, working her open with the flat of his tongue, and then finding the rhythm she needed — the one he'd learned four years ago and never forgotten — and she was already wet, she had been wet since she came down the draw and saw his dun horse at the rail, and now she was soaking his mouth and his chin and she couldn't stop the sounds coming out of her. Small animal sounds. His name, broken in half.
He worked two fingers into her while his tongue kept on her clit and she came fast, embarrassingly fast, hips bucking up off the table, hand mashed to her mouth so hard she'd have the bruise of her own teeth on the inside of her lip tomorrow.
He didn't stop.
"Dave — "
"Again."
"I can't — "
"You can. You will."
He curled his fingers inside her and pressed his tongue harder and she came a second time within a minute of the first, and this one broke something in her chest, and she was crying a little when he finally lifted his face, wet to the cheekbones, and she was laughing at the same time, and he stood up between her thighs and wiped his mouth with the back of his wrist and looked at her with such absolute tenderness that she had to close her eyes.
"Get on the table," he said. "All the way. Lie back."
She did.
He opened his trousers. She heard the buckle, the buttons, the soft weight of the belt hitting the floor. She kept her eyes closed. She wanted to feel it before she saw it. She wanted the world reduced to the sound of him and the smell of him and the pine plank rough against her shoulder blades.
He fit himself against her and pushed in slow and she made a sound like she'd been hit.
"Look at me."
She opened her eyes.
"There you are," he said.
He fucked her on the table with the coffee spilled around her and the fire crackling in the hearth and the whole territory burning to the south. Slow at first. Every stroke pushed a small sound out of her. He had one hand braced on the table beside her head and one hand on her hip, thumb dug in hard enough to mark her, and she wrapped her legs high around his waist and pulled him deeper.
"Harder."
"Yeah?"
"Please — "
He gave it to her harder. The table shifted under them. The tin cup rolled off the edge and hit the dirt floor and neither of them looked. His breath was hot against her jaw. She could hear how wet she was around him, the obscene slick sound of it, and she should have been embarrassed and she wasn't, she was never embarrassed with him, that was the whole terrible gift of him — that with Dave she got to be a body without apology.
"I've been thinking about this," he said, low, against her ear. "The whole ride."
"Yeah?"
"For months, Sam. I couldn't remember anything but this."
"Me too — God, me too — "
"Say it."
"I want you inside me."
"You have me."
"Keep me."
He came apart at that. She felt it — the change in his rhythm, the catch in his breath — and he pulled out and finished on her stomach, hot across her belly, and she watched his face the whole time because she was greedy for it, for the sight of him losing every ounce of that Virginia composure for her, only for her, always only for her.
He collapsed forward. Forehead against her collarbone. Breathing hard.
She ran her hand up over the back of his bare skull and held him there.
Outside, the wind shifted. She felt it — the pressure change through the cabin wall. Somewhere to the south, the fire had turned.
"We have to ride," she said, into his ear.
"I know."
"Soon."
"I know."
Neither of them moved.
He straightened after a long moment. Found a rag from his saddlebag, wet it from the water skin, and cleaned her stomach with the kind of care he brought to everything he cared about. She watched him do it. She thought — the way she often thought, in the quiet after — that no one else on earth would ever know her this way. That whatever they had ridden into, whatever burned down there beyond the ridge, this was the room she would keep. This exact light. This exact silence. This man's hands.
"I brought you something," he said.
"Now?"
"Now." He crossed to his saddlebag and came back with a small paper twist. Opened it. Inside: three cookies, gone a little to crumb from the ride. Oatmeal. Walnut. Dark spots of cranberry.
She started laughing.
"You rode a hundred and twenty miles with cookies in your bag."
"I did."
"Marshal, I might have to marry you."
"We're already on the verge of breakup over the cranberries, as I recall."
She took one. Ate it lying naked on a plank table in a line camp with the smell of him still on her thighs. It was the best thing she'd tasted in a year.
He dressed. She dressed. They rebuckled the gunbelts and pulled on the boots and stepped out into a wind that had turned dry and hot and mean.
He swung up onto the dun. She swung up onto the buckskin. The horses knew before they did which way to go.
"Ready?" he said.
"With you," she said. "Always."
They rode south, toward the smoke.
The smoke haze over Phoenix turned the five o'clock sun into a copper coin, and Sam watched it from the balcony with her phone pressed hard against her ear, waiting for Dave to pick up.
"You still there?" he said when he did.
"I'm here. I'm looking at it. It's like an orange filter over everything."
"How close?"
"Not close enough to matter. Just close enough to smell."
She heard him breathe out — that specific breath he did, the one that meant he'd been holding something in his chest until he heard her voice. She'd learned all his exhales over four years. They were their own language now.
"I'm at the airport," he said.
She went still. "You're what."
"Standby cleared. I'm in Dallas. Flight boards in forty minutes. I'll be at Sky Harbor by ten."
"Dave."
"June was too far, sweetheart."
She sat down on the concrete of the balcony floor because her knees did something she didn't have permission for. The stucco was still warm. Everything in Arizona was still warm at this hour, the day releasing heat like a body letting go of a held breath.
"I haven't shaved my legs in four days," she said, because her mouth needed something to do that wasn't crying.
"I don't care."
"I have a work interview next week and I've been a mess about it."
"I know. That's part of why I'm coming."
"Dave — "
"Say okay, Sam."
She closed her eyes. The smoke smell was in her hair already. "Okay."
By the time his rideshare pulled up to her building it was almost eleven and she'd changed clothes three times and given up and settled on a t-shirt she'd stolen from him two Christmases ago and a pair of sleep shorts that were too old to be seen in and too soft to take off. She'd cleaned nothing. She'd cleaned everything. She'd sat on the edge of her bed for ten minutes just breathing.
She opened the door before he knocked.
He looked tired in the way that only travel makes people tired — the collar of his shirt slightly turned under, a shadow on his jaw, the duffel over his shoulder heavier than it needed to be. He looked at her for a long second before he said anything, and in that second she felt every version of herself he'd ever known settle into place at once.
"Hi," he said.
"Hi."
He stepped inside, dropped the bag, and put both hands on her face like he was checking she was real. His palms were cool from the AC of the car. His thumbs found the corners of her jaw. He didn't kiss her yet. He looked at her.
"There she is," he said quietly.
She made a sound that wasn't a word.
Then he kissed her — not hard, not yet, just accurate, the way he did everything, mouth finding hers with the confidence of someone who'd done it in his head on the entire flight. She tasted airport coffee and mint gum underneath, and his hand slid to the back of her neck, and her whole body did the thing it only did with him, which was stop bracing.
"You smell like smoke," he said against her mouth.
"The whole city does."
"I like it on you."
"You would."
He laughed — that low quiet laugh — and walked her backward into the apartment, kicking the door shut with his heel. His mouth moved to her throat and stayed there, and she felt his teeth graze the skin under her ear and made a sound she didn't recognize.
"Dave — "
"I know."
"I've been — "
"I know."
He got the t-shirt off her over her head in one motion and stopped to look at her, bare from the waist up in her own living room with the balcony door still cracked and the smoke light staining everything orange through the blinds. His eyes went over her like he was cataloguing what had changed. Nothing had. He looked at her like everything had.
"Body scan can go to hell," he said.
"Don't."
"I'm serious. Look at you."
"Dave, please — "
"Please what."
She couldn't answer. He walked her the rest of the way to the bedroom without taking his hands off her, and when the back of her knees hit the mattress he pushed, gently, and she went down. He stood over her and pulled his shirt off, unbuckled his belt one-handed, kept his eyes on hers the entire time. She'd forgotten — actually forgotten, in the way you forget how cold winter is until it comes back — what it did to her when he undressed like that. Unhurried. Watching her watch him.
"Take those off," he said, nodding at the sleep shorts.
She lifted her hips and worked them down. He watched. When she was naked he made a low sound in his chest and knelt at the foot of the bed and pulled her by the ankles until her ass was at the edge of the mattress and her knees were over his shoulders.
"Dave — "
"Four years," he said. "And you still say my name like that."
Then his mouth was on her cunt and she stopped talking. He didn't ease in. He didn't build up. He put his mouth on her like he was starving for it, tongue flat and wet against her clit, one hand splayed across her stomach to hold her down, the other pushing two fingers into her without ceremony because he knew — he knew exactly — how ready she'd been from the second he said Dallas.
She made a noise that was maybe his name and maybe just vowels. Her hand went to the back of his head, to the smooth bare scalp she'd kissed a hundred times, and she held on.
"That's it," he said against her, and the vibration made her back arch clean off the bed. "Come on, sweetheart. I know you need this."
"I can't — I'm gonna — "
"Do it."
She came fast and hard and embarrassingly loud, thighs clamping around his ears, one hand yanking at the sheet, the other still on his head. He didn't stop. He worked her through it with his tongue and his fingers curled up against the spot inside her that made her whole body seize, and when she was still shaking he pulled back just enough to look at her — chin wet, mouth open, eyes dark — and said, "Again."
"Dave — I can't — "
"You can."
He didn't give her a choice. He put his mouth back on her and this one came slower and deeper, rolled through her in waves, and she was crying a little by the end, not sad crying, just the leak of too much feeling with nowhere else to go. He climbed up her body kissing every inch he passed — her hip, her stomach, the underside of her breast, her collarbone — and she could taste herself on his mouth when he got to hers and she didn't care, she pulled him closer, she wanted the mess of him.
"Please," she said. "Please, please — "
"I got you."
He'd gotten the rest of his clothes off somewhere in there — she hadn't tracked it — and she felt his cock heavy against her thigh, felt him reach down to line up, and then he pushed into her in one long unbroken stroke and they both stopped breathing.
"Fuck," he said, forehead against hers. "Fuck, Sam."
"I know."
"I know, I know."
He held there for a second, buried, and she could feel him pulsing inside her, could feel her own body pulling at him in aftershocks from the mouth work. Neither of them moved. His hand was in her hair. Her legs were around his waist. Outside, somewhere, the city smelled like fire.
Then he started to move and it wasn't gentle. It wasn't cruel either. It was the specific pace he only used with her — deep, thorough, every stroke landing all the way, like he was determined she'd feel him tomorrow at her interview and the day after and the day after that. She could hear how wet she was. She could hear the slap of him meeting her, could hear her own voice making sounds she'd only ever made with him, could hear him saying her name into her hair like a prayer.
"Tell me," he said.
"I love you."
"Again."
"I love you, I love you — Dave — "
"Good girl."
She came again on those two words, unexpectedly, a startled shattering thing, and he cursed and lost his rhythm and pulled out and flipped her onto her stomach before she'd finished shaking. His hand on the back of her neck, firm, not rough. His knee pushing hers apart. He pushed back in from behind and the angle made her yelp into the pillow.
"Too much?" he said, immediately checking, because he was who he was.
"No — no, keep — please — "
He fucked her like that with his hand pressed between her shoulder blades and his other hand gripping her hip hard enough to bruise. She could feel his thighs shaking against the back of hers. She could feel how close he was by the way his breath had gone ragged, the way he'd stopped forming sentences.
"Come inside me," she said into the pillow. "Dave. Come inside me."
He groaned — a real one, torn out of him — and she felt him bury deep and pulse, and she felt his weight come down over her back, his mouth against her shoulder, his heart hammering against her spine. He said her name three times into her skin. Then he didn't say anything.
They lay like that a long time. He was still inside her, softening slowly, one arm braced beside her head, the other draped across her stomach. She could feel him leaking out of her already, a wet trace down the inside of her thigh, and she found she liked it, the messy proof of him, the fact of him being here at all when she'd thought she had six more weeks to wait.
"You flew across the country," she said finally, muffled.
"I did."
"On a Tuesday."
"Sunday, technically, where I came from."
"Dave."
"Sam."
He rolled them onto their sides, still tangled, and pulled her back against his chest. His hand found her stomach and stayed there, flat and warm. The balcony door was still cracked. The smoke smell had gotten stronger or she'd only just noticed it again.
"The interview," he said into her hair.
"Don't."
"You're gonna crush it."
"Dave."
"You annoy yourself. You don't annoy anyone else. Especially not me."
She was quiet. She laced her fingers through his over her stomach.
"Remind me to talk to you about beta blockers," she said.
"I will."
"And I want the cookies. The oatmeal walnut cranberry ones. The breakup cookies."
"I brought two in my carry-on."
She laughed — a real laugh, wet at the edges — and turned her face into the pillow so he wouldn't see her eyes go. He saw anyway. He always saw. He kissed the back of her neck and pulled the sheet up over both of them and didn't say anything else, because he knew she needed the quiet more than she needed the words.
Outside, the fire kept burning somewhere north of the city, and the sky stayed that impossible copper color a while longer, and inside, in a bedroom that smelled like smoke and sex and him, Sam finally stopped bracing for anything at all.
DAY OVERVIEW Playful morning banter, sexually charged anticipation, mixed emotions regarding upcoming commitments. Defining moment: Dave and Sam plan to recreate a memorable day in June, reflecting on their emotional intimacy and shared experiences, including a past intimate encounter with cannabis.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Gym & Oatmeal Cookies: - Dave mentions going to the gym, purchasing oatmeal, walnut, and cranberry cookies, and jokingly preparing for a breakup over the cookie ingredients. - Emotional register: Playful, teasing. - Notable quote: "We’re already on the verge of breakup" — Dave.
- Health & Nutrition:
- Sam discusses her workout and body scan, expressing frustration with her current body fat percentage.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, determined.
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Notable quote: "I gotta work on the diet" — Sam.
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Children & Emotions:
- Sam talks about the emotional challenge of dealing with her children's emotions, which she finds difficult.
- Emotional register: Anxious, overwhelmed.
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Notable quote: "I’m so bad at being able to handle other people's feels" — Sam.
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Work & Interviews:
- Sam mentions her upcoming work interview in a week, expressing anxiety.
- Emotional register: Anxious, anticipatory.
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Notable quote: "I annoy myself so much" — Sam.
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Fire in Phoenix:
- Sam informs Dave about a large fire in Phoenix, affecting her neighborhood.
- Emotional register: Concerned, informative.
- Notable quote: "There's a huge 500+ acre fire in Phoenix right now" — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam discuss their anticipation and excitement for their upcoming meeting in June, describing it as a "naked rendezvous." Dave mentions the sexual memories of their past encounter with cannabis, including a vivid description of a sexual act. They joke about the side effects of cannabis, such as giggliness and memory, expressing their mutual desire and longing for each other.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with playful teasing and sexual longing, while Sam follows and engages, showing her own excitement and longing. They share a tender moment discussing the impact of their relationship on their daily lives, expressing their love and support for each other. There is a sense of mutual vulnerability and openness about their feelings and experiences.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I love you sweetheart" — Dave, affectionate closing. - "I can't wait to be inside you again" — Dave, emotionally charged. - "I'm super excited to see you" — Dave, anticipatory. - "I'm glad I got my plane tickets" — Dave, optimistic. - "I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice" — Dave, tender. - "Oh I did a body scan this AM" — Sam, self-critical. - "I wanna be back in high school" — Sam, nostalgic. - "I like being able to remember things the next day" — Sam, reflective. - "I blocked off my calendar just a bit ago" — Sam, anticipatory.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam asks Dave to remind her about discussing beta blockers. - The anticipation of their meeting in June and the planned "naked rendezvous" are ongoing topics. - Sam's body scan results and her struggle with body image. - The large fire in Phoenix and its potential impact on Sam's surroundings.
MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Anticipatory longing → Sexual excitement → Reflective tender → Concerned informative
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
306
20 fewer; previous average 326.1 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
30
Similar; previous average 30.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 148 · 48% | 158 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 2m 40s | 2m 1s |
| Conversation starts | 2 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 20% shorter; previous average 3m 20s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 5% longer; previous average 1m 55s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 7m 3s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 306 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (33), Humor (30), Frustration (15), Affection (14), Checking in (13)
- Sam Willis: Status update (50), Humor (28), Excitement (14), Affection (12), Checking in (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
16 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (64%).
9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 26s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
277 of 306 messages (90.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 138 / 148 | 93.2% |
| Sam Willis | 139 / 158 | 88.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.79 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.72 |
| Deep sharing | 0.72 |
| Disagreement | 0.68 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.69 |
| Excitement | 0.80 |
| Flirting | 0.78 |
| Frustration | 0.64 |
| Humor | 0.70 |
| Passive aggression | 0.57 |
| Planning | 0.76 |
| Request | 0.53 |
| Sexting | 0.81 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-12 19:52:30
- Schema: 1.3.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
26 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.84
[2026-05-03 06:39:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like she's still a fucking Expert skateboarder So anyway, heading to the gym heading to the grocery store Get ready for the week Sorry I don't have 11 inches for you so now that's what you used to There's so there's so many double entendres to unpack with that Anyway, yeah, short thing I'm going to get some energy drink gym So I woke up all the way yet I guess that's why I like Not sure what's going on, but I'm super excited to see you. I'm glad I got my plane tickets and I cannot wait to be inside you again. And kiss your beautiful face and snuggle with you naked so OK I love you sweetheart and I hope you have a great morning and a great entire day and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.992
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:07:00 PM] Dave
You make me smile more than anything else 😊
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Night love. ❤️❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hehe. I love you too ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Dave
Love you so so much
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Joe lives only like 5 miles from there
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:53:00 PM] Dave
Baby, I’m also just counting down the seconds until I’m legally allowed to go to bed (9:00 😛).
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:50:00 AM] Dave
And I also love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time goes by fast cause I am excited all right love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Best part of my days 💯
Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Good morning love. 😍 How are ya??
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:27:00 AM] Dave
You’re up early 😘
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Same for me with you!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:46:00 PM] Dave
awwwe
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:04:00 PM] Dave
I’m just breaking your ball, love
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:04:00 PM] Dave
I’m just breaking your ball, love This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:02:00 PM] Dave
Sound like he might oughta be saving that couch money for car repair money 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t wait to see you!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:26:00 PM] Dave
Have fun 😘
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:54:00 PM] Dave
I hope your evening is going great, and your chicken sliders were delicious! And even though we still have longer than I’d like to admit, I’m super excited about seeing you again ☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:19:00 PM] Dave
😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:53:00 PM] Dave
I love you 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Look at you being so productive.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s runnyyyyyy
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
Appreciation
14 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81
[2026-05-03 07:17:00 PM] Dave
It was perfect
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m sorry baby. You’re right
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Dave
You’re the best
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:04:00 PM] Dave
Good job sweetie
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok. I’ll try it. One day. Thank you. 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:07:00 PM] Dave
You make me smile more than anything else 😊
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:49:00 PM] Dave
I’m glad it’s going ok
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
But ok ok, I’ll give you some props that it sounds decently healthy!! Like it’s not. But ya know, for a cookie ☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
That was the absolute perfect amount for me had I not been amongst the people lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time goes by fast cause I am excited all right love you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.912
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Best part of my days 💯
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:17:00 PM] Dave
Yum!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:18:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah, that’s a good idea
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:23:00 PM] Dave
Oh. I thought I said that.. yeah that kinda is awesome
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Boundary setting
1 qualifying messages with boundary_setting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-03 07:13:00 PM] Dave
But it can’t be crazy night
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Checking in
25 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-03 06:46:00 PM] Dave
What about the kids? You got them yet?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
So I can try to scarf some down one day 😩
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:18:00 PM] Dave
Tell me more… This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK what was YOUR day.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:19:00 PM] Dave
How was it??
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
How is your day going?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:16:00 PM] Dave
Did you find a new bedroom set?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are you having for dinner?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Since when did I get so bad at being able to handle other ppls’ feels?? But I’m so so bad at it
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:46:00 PM] Dave
Oooooh how is it?
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 10:44:00 AM] Dave
Yeah that’s a bummer 😕
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:06:00 PM] Dave
Are shopping at a farm?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:30:00 PM] Dave
Hbu? How was the market?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
How’s your no beer thing going?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Actually, did you even bust up laughing at all
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh! Did you run today?? 🥳
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sunday scaries
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:31:00 PM] Dave
Did Christian find a good couch?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:49:00 PM] Dave
What are you worried about - about work?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Get anything good?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:57:00 PM] Dave
Did you restart your laptop?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Dave
That’s what I’m saying
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:02:00 PM] Dave
🤔. Explain…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 11:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Remind me to talk to you tomorrow about beta blockers. Lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
And is that kind the BEST kind??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Deep sharing
6 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-03 08:49:00 PM] Dave
So I do feel myself trying to figure out why things like BJJ, running, and the other things that have defined me for so much of my life are not hitting the mark anymore. Not only defined me, but like, provided grounding both physically and psychologically. Maybe that’s something I should work on with her too 🤔. And this whole childhood-trauma thing kind has me trippin lol. Like we talked about, my childhood was good. Totally normal from what I understand. But then again, I also understand that I’m fathering like my father did. So that makes me wonder if he felt the way I do. That’s something I’ve never really thought about.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:26:00 PM] Dave
When it was easy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:24:00 PM] Dave
I also like vanilla Greek yogurt + CC with bananas or other fruit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
The mood when Joe and I got to Phoenix was like let’s have everything be dark. Browns. Blacks. So Phoenix
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:39:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like she's still a fucking Expert skateboarder So anyway, heading to the gym heading to the grocery store Get ready for the week Sorry I don't have 11 inches for you so now that's what you used to There's so there's so many double entendres to unpack with that Anyway, yeah, short thing I'm going to get some energy drink gym So I woke up all the way yet I guess that's why I like Not sure what's going on, but I'm super excited to see you. I'm glad I got my plane tickets and I cannot wait to be inside you again. And kiss your beautiful face and snuggle with you naked so OK I love you sweetheart and I hope you have a great morning and a great entire day and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh that reminds me. Tell me all the ways you eat nasty cottage cheese
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Disagreement
4 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68
[2026-05-03 05:50:00 PM] Dave
Cereal, and chocolate everyday?
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:35:00 AM] Dave
Nah
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s not possible
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:00:00 PM] Dave
No it isn’t
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Emotional support
15 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76
[2026-05-03 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
I really hope it’s nothing and quick, very cheap fix 😩
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Kids come today. Already dreading the emotions
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I did a body scan this AM. God. Hideous still. Better than before but not much. I gotta work on the diet.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s runnyyyyyy
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 11:24:00 AM] Dave
Well, hang in there. You’re almost there This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:52:00 PM] Dave
‘m exited about it because I love expressing my emotions with you!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m sorry baby. The struggle is real lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’s already back up in bed laying down. He’s so stressed about his car acting up again.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 10:44:00 AM] Dave
Yeah that’s a bummer 😕
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Dave
You weren’t as out of it as you think
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:20:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I laughed pretty hard. I could’ve had a couple more to get right though
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
This tracks with your therapy sessions/homework
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time goes by fast cause I am excited all right love you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
This is for you. Not for me. And you’re processing stuff! And she asked you to think about your dad and think about BJJ and such
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:58:00 PM] Dave
Eeek.. That fire doesn’t sound good
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Encouragement
9 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-03 05:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dangggg!! You’re kicking ass!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 10:44:00 AM] Dave
But this is the last time you’ll have to deal with it right?
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 11:24:00 AM] Dave
Well, hang in there. You’re almost there
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Dave
That’s what I’m saying
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Dave
Killin it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:54:00 PM] Dave
I hope your evening is going great, and your chicken sliders were delicious! And even though we still have longer than I’d like to admit, I’m super excited about seeing you again ☺️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Look at you being so productive.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Just a reminder so you stay motivated 😜 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:16:00 PM] Dave
Nooo you got perfectly high
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Excitement
26 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81
[2026-05-03 06:52:00 PM] Dave
‘m exited about it because I love expressing my emotions with you!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg it’s sooooo good!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg it’s sooooo good!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok discipline summary slide is done. YAY
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:18:00 PM] Dave
Tell me more… Yassssss!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Let’s goooooooo
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:54:00 PM] Dave
I hope your evening is going great, and your chicken sliders were delicious! And even though we still have longer than I’d like to admit, I’m super excited about seeing you again ☺️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now I’m like LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time goes by fast cause I am excited all right love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:39:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like she's still a fucking Expert skateboarder So anyway, heading to the gym heading to the grocery store Get ready for the week Sorry I don't have 11 inches for you so now that's what you used to There's so there's so many double entendres to unpack with that Anyway, yeah, short thing I'm going to get some energy drink gym So I woke up all the way yet I guess that's why I like Not sure what's going on, but I'm super excited to see you. I'm glad I got my plane tickets and I cannot wait to be inside you again. And kiss your beautiful face and snuggle with you naked so OK I love you sweetheart and I hope you have a great morning and a great entire day and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.989
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:11:00 PM] Dave
Yesssss
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:52:00 PM] Dave
Just ate some. So good 😊
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
We got some good ass salsa at the farmers market. I can’t wait to eat the shit out of it.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:17:00 PM] Dave
No way’ THAT was fun high - where everything was hilarious - non stop, uncontrollable laughing…
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:39:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, I killed it today
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:53:00 PM] Dave
Baby, I’m also just counting down the seconds until I’m legally allowed to go to bed (9:00 😛).
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kicked my ass. Really good. It was just me, the trainer, the owner, and the office manager lol. So we were going hard. It was nice to be pushed. Blahhhhh lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok. I’ll try it. One day. Thank you. 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am going to get a whole new bedroom set when I move and I’m SO EXCITED!! I kind of want to get one now
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ugh so sooooooo good
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea! I like it. Double chaise lounger which will be nice.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:32:00 PM] Dave
It’s soooo good
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well. I finally just got home. And we stopped at portillos. Anddd I got a Chicago style hot dog 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:01:00 PM] Dave
daaaaaamn
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:34:00 PM] Dave
Seriously though, it’s surprisingly good.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m doing my damn discipline summary slide first 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Flirting
5 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.84
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:39:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great rest of your evening alone I slept really well, but went to the gym And that is crazy. I guess that's the first time you've seen Bam in a while. Couple years ago he came back out and tried to force be began making a social media presence after you've been. Reclusive for a long time I guess he's like all sober now and shit. There's a documentary out that came out sometime. I guess last year maybe the year before about him and I'm just like all this shit. That didn't happen to him It's a jackass and then a show or something Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's crazy how good he can still skate though like seeing his fucking fat old ass doing like crazy tricks like that trick that he did there was there's nothing compared to so I'm doing like the last. Watch something about him Yeah, it's like she's still a fucking Expert skateboarder So anyway, heading to the gym heading to the grocery store Get ready for the week Sorry I don't have 11 inches for you so now that's what you used to There's so there's so many double entendres to unpack with that Anyway, yeah, short thing I'm going to get some energy drink gym So I woke up all the way yet I guess that's why I like Not sure what's going on, but I'm super excited to see you. I'm glad I got my plane tickets and I cannot wait to be inside you again. And kiss your beautiful face and snuggle with you naked so OK I love you sweetheart and I hope you have a great morning and a great entire day and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:21:00 PM] Dave
Especially the part where you squirted all over me 🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK well mine is the first day of naked rendezvous
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Frustration
23 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68
[2026-05-03 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well I’m annoyed bc CVS is right across the street from the grocery store, and I need to pick up Levon’s meds, and I forgot! 😭
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well I’m annoyed bc CVS is right across the street from the grocery store, and I need to pick up Levon’s meds, and I forgot! 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m getting pissed bc I’m trying to log into dumbass work bc I have shit I need to do 😭 and it’s fucked up
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:21:00 PM] Dave
Why do the retardedest people always seem to work in the grocery store deli? 🤦♂️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
TOO high
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:12:00 PM] Dave
Wut
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHY didn’t you think I was funny, DAVE?!?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Dave
It’s the worst
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:25:00 PM] Dave
No shit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Dave
She was literally retarded.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:13:00 PM] Dave
Ewwwe wtf
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:52:00 PM] Dave
I THOUGHT you’d like that but…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.82
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sometimes I do wish it was a tadddddd earlier on a Sunday
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Dave
It was just a question… damn This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Dave
It was just a question… damn
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:01:00 PM] Dave
That’s nasty
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
She also has it mixed with honey and cinnamon and that sounds horrific
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:41:00 PM] Dave
And the ones at Kroger are a billion years old so they take foooooreverrrrr
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:29:00 PM] Dave
Now I’m tired af lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haven’t tried it yet lol but I will report back! Christian just found it at the store this morning finally. I couldn’t ever find it. 😤
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:32:00 PM] Dave
Like, better than I’ve cream
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Dave
I had to talk her wash I wanted like 3 times
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:24:00 PM] Dave
Ugh. Fuck those things lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Humor
58 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-03 04:55:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Says the guy who was even more out of it! 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:38:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:49:00 PM] Dave
I judge you tons… TONS. But not at all that time
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Says the guy who was even more out of it! 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:26:00 PM] Dave
Oh lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 11:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Remind me to talk to you tomorrow about beta blockers. Lol
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:33:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sometimes I do wish it was a tadddddd earlier on a Sunday
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:36:00 AM] Dave
Omg you’ve only been up 20 mins and we’re already on verge of breakup
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol I was like don’t you tell me no shot!!! 😝
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:05:00 PM] Dave
wtf lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just know we bought bread crumbs 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
With a question mark AND an exclamation point!!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:43:00 AM] Dave
What run? 😅😅😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:43:00 AM] Dave
What no beer thing? 😅😅😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:03:00 PM] Dave
You should get a gigantic ass canopy bed 🤪
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:46:00 PM] Dave
awwwe
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:04:00 PM] Dave
I’m just breaking your ball, love
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:28:00 AM] Dave
Yeah. Isn’t that early for such a self proclaimed non morning person?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:04:00 PM] Dave
I’m just breaking your ball, love This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sooooo bossy This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m doing my damn discipline summary slide first 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
I like being able to remember things the next day. Turd
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:38:00 AM] Dave
Oh there’s nothing healthy about it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:48:00 PM] Dave
lol not at all
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:17:00 PM] Dave
No way’ THAT was fun high - where everything was hilarious - non stop, uncontrollable laughing…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol 906 actually!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok. I tried. I couldn’t do it. They just had the generic brand cottage cheese and I just couldn’t. I’ll need to go to a bougie place to get some lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Probs. Isn’t it this runny nastiness
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:51:00 PM] Dave
You can’t tel me you’ve never recognized my judgement on those things 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok Mr donut before and after the gym
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:39:00 AM] Dave
Yeah at least it has nuts in it… nuts are good for you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:26:00 PM] Dave
Or at least…. Possible lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Literally none of those 3 ingredients are good lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sooooo bossy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
With a question mark AND an exclamation point!!! lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:40:00 AM] Dave
I should probably eat them all to be extra healthy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
😂😂😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:27:00 PM] Dave
I didn’t even make the connection 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kicked my ass. Really good. It was just me, the trainer, the owner, and the office manager lol. So we were going hard. It was nice to be pushed. Blahhhhh lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:21:00 PM] Dave
Why do the retardedest people always seem to work in the grocery store deli? 🤦♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:21:00 PM] Dave
Funny how that works huh?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Fair enough 😝
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes it’s real. He was at the farmers market in the parking lot of the furniture store lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Although. Mine probably is lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m sorry baby. The struggle is real lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:38:00 AM] Dave
But yeah at least… oatmeal
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:12:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:00:00 PM] Dave
It’s stiffer than the yogurt
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:16:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK well mine is the first day of naked rendezvous
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Except I got a tadddd too high lol. But everything else 👌👌
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:19:00 PM] Dave
🤭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Passive aggression
1 qualifying messages with passive_aggression signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-03 09:50:00 AM] Dave
I hate you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Planning
6 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76
[2026-05-03 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like 9am would be perfect
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I also want to drop a pic of the bedroom into AI and maybe it can design it for me!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I blocked off my calendar just a bit ago, for when you’re here 🥳🥳
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
But we are heading out in a bed bc he needs to look for a couch for his new place
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:12:00 PM] Dave
Ima have to find some
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok ok. So there’s public high and private high
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Request
2 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.65
[2026-05-03 04:26:00 PM] Dave
Get some cottage cheese!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:46:00 PM] Dave
Fried chicken?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Sexting
3 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81
[2026-05-03 07:21:00 PM] Dave
Especially the part where you squirted all over me 🥵
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.92
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooooo i bet you looked sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
Status update
83 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.65
[2026-05-03 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m heading to the grocery store myself
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:29:00 PM] Dave
Good! Gym, grocery store, cleans the fridge and kitchen, put the shit away, cleaned Seasmoke, yard work, showered and shaved all the things…
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian’s buying his couch now.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haven’t tried it yet lol but I will report back! Christian just found it at the store this morning finally. I couldn’t ever find it. 😤
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m mad FOR him bc it’s just such bullshit. But I’m trying not to stress about it (second hand stress) until he takes it in
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes it’s real. He was at the farmers market in the parking lot of the furniture store lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:33:00 AM] Dave
I just got back from the grocery store
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
Have my workout in 2 hrs! lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well. I finally just got home. And we stopped at portillos. Anddd I got a Chicago style hot dog 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s 730
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:14:00 PM] Dave
Because that one kinda goes without saying for both of us I think
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Except I got a tadddd too high lol. But everything else 👌👌
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:21:00 PM] Dave
Ok. It depends on the kind you get. Some of it is runny. And you can get small curd or large curd. You probably want small curds. You might have to try a couple different brands to find one you like. This kind is pretty new. Or at least I haven’t seen anywhere, ever until the last year or so.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok going shopping. Byeeee
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:13:00 PM] Dave
I think it means we redo it today exactly as it happened originally?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I'm walking the dog so I can't Really text you back so I wanted to say good night I also wanted to say that you brought up some really really really good points that I haven't thought about either like about your dad All of this sounds like really good stuff so Yeah, we can unpack all that more tomorrow cause I know you're probably just like done so for the day so anyway chicken sliders were delicious and I'm out walking. Loki got the other two done already and I don't think I told you but there's a huge 500+ acre. Big Fire that's going on in Phoenix right now and I smell it bad smells very burnt. It's not too too far for me so that's lovely. I mean it's a good 40 minutes away from me but still, you can see it all and smell it. Fun stuff anyway it's been burning since yesterday or the day before they have it 0% All right, I love you and hope you have a sweet dreams and I cannot wait to see you and I also I'm so so excited for June and hopefully this time goes by fast cause I am excited all right love you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.facebook.com/buckeyeazfire/posts/1399955695506506/ City Of Buckeye Fire Department City Of Buckeye Fire Department updated their status.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:19:00 PM] Dave
I just finished mowing and weed eating
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, mine too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:20:00 PM] Dave
And that would be mine too tbh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:19:00 PM] Dave
How was it??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
What was going on with the dumb deli guy?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Christian isn’t going to move until that week I’m in effingham and once the kids are back with their mom
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:39:00 AM] Dave
Omega 3 fatty acid
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes of course
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Something to where I don’t notice I’m actually eating it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Breaded
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:30:00 PM] Dave
Hbu? How was the market?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Doesn’t have to be an in person day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 01:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:22:00 AM] Dave
I noticed some light scratches on the rear passenger door that I’ve never seen before 😒
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:34:00 PM] Dave
And fwiw, the first time I heard about it I thought pretty much the same thing you do
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
With like curds
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I dunno what Christian is doing
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea! I like it. Double chaise lounger which will be nice. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
I didn’t get ANY chocolate at the store. 😳😳
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 08:59:00 PM] Dave
What’s even ON fire? Isn’t it just like… sand and… dirt… and shit there?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Brush This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 06:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
For today lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
With bread crumbs
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 06:49:00 PM] Dave
Oh ok
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yupppp
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 08:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Old memories. Old versions of you!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mine wouldn’t be crazy night!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why can’t it be crazy night?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:25:00 PM] Dave
But almost always the yogurt
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok finally getting in. But it’s slow AF
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok I was definitely more giggly
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:35:00 AM] Dave
Oh, actually!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmmm.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ahh!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:22:00 AM] Dave
Yeah she made it back ok
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 04:17:00 PM] Dave
Yeah probably wait
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
The trainer was telling me maybe I should start by just mixing it in with some eggs when I make an omelette or something
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:26:00 PM] Dave
👌
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 12:20:00 PM] Dave
About to hop in the shower
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:20:00 PM] Dave
To redo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 06:52:00 PM] Dave
That just means I
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Not quite. Theyll be here until wed morning then they come back sat morning. I leave Sunday morning.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
There was one I liked. But I dunno if I should get one or just wait until I move
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Alright workout time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 01:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:06:00 PM] Dave
Ok, made it to 9! NN babydoll
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Brush
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Dave
Like to other people
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh! Did seasmoke make it back safely?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:22:00 AM] Dave
But I’m not sure if it happened last night or not
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
I know. Hehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Not sure if you can even open this
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Dave
I was fine
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:18:00 PM] Dave
It was fine
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ahh!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:36:00 AM] Dave
I got some oatmeal walnut cranberry cookies
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:25:00 PM] Dave
And sometimes I’ll eat it with salt and pepper
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 07:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Does recreate mean like redo exactly as it was?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 06:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea they came this AM. Kai went to the farmers market and couch shopping with us. They seem ok.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Sorry, was just washing her
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:27:00 AM] Dave
Good!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean. It’s gotta be better for you than a sugar cookie topped with icing
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like I can’t open anything. It’s acting frozen. It’s so weird
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
I am?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-03 03:26:00 PM] Dave
Top it off with
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
12 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71
[2026-05-03 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Since when did I get so bad at being able to handle other ppls’ feels?? But I’m so so bad at it
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:20:00 PM] Dave
Ahh, I see
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 08:49:00 PM] Dave
So I do feel myself trying to figure out why things like BJJ, running, and the other things that have defined me for so much of my life are not hitting the mark anymore. Not only defined me, but like, provided grounding both physically and psychologically. Maybe that’s something I should work on with her too 🤔. And this whole childhood-trauma thing kind has me trippin lol. Like we talked about, my childhood was good. Totally normal from what I understand. But then again, I also understand that I’m fathering like my father did. So that makes me wonder if he felt the way I do. That’s something I’ve never really thought about.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just wanna be back in high school and be at like 17% again!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 01:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok since I started at this dumb gym almost 2 YEARS ago, I’ve only lost 4 lbs and 2.5% body fat 😭😭😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:42:00 PM] Dave
Talk about ptsd… sheesh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Honestly I have no idea. Nothing. I’m already thinking ahead about my interview that’s in another damn week 🙄 i annoy myself so much
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Honestly I have no idea. Nothing. I’m already thinking ahead about my interview that’s in another damn week 🙄 i annoy myself so much This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 05:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hear your judgement
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 03:05:00 PM] Dave
Is it real?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 07:19:00 PM] Dave
I took care of YOUR stoned ass
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-03 06:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sunday scaries
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: