2026-03-03

Perfect Repair Day

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[2026-03-03 06:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 06:37:00] Dave: I haven’t seen that one in a while!
[2026-03-03 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well. At least even though you're dragging I'm sorry that that's the case. I actually just got to the office a little bit earlier than usual. I don't know. I kind of just woke up earlier and got moving. Oh God of course now I'm young. Yeah, I got time Gotta get fucking clocked in at the at the badge thing so I don't get yelled at, but I also have a doctors appointment This morning, so I gotta leave here again shortly just to go get some blood drawn for normal regular labs Yeah, I slept pretty well. I think and of course, there is proven to be just the best little. Sleeping companion cause he doesn't doesn't wake me up doesn't fuck with me all night. He just curls his little ass up at the corner of the bed and goes to sleep and he's just chill all night long. I didn't wake up once I think and I turned my phone light on and found him laying down there and petting him for a little bit and he scooped up closer, but Yeah, once once I was done, petting images, move back on over to a spot and went to sleep This morning when I woke up and Patty, I'm a little bit he crawled all up on me and put his nose like right in my face like almost touching. It didn't lick me, but just like lightly sniffed and sat there for a minute while petting him. So it was pretty good. I'm glad he's a good good little nighttime companion. Well, I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice this morning and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart. I hope you have a great drive. Hope there's no drama at the house before you leave. And I love you kisses
[2026-03-03 07:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Like a chew getting in the office like before seven goodness Proud of you. Good morning I am on my way. Joy, also I love that like talk to you later. Kisses. Kisses back to you too I'm really jealous of bear and how good he sleeps so I got up at four. No I'm sorry backtrack I got up at 11 with the dogs one with the dogs and then isn't it the fucking worse whenever you get woken up like 20 minutes or so before your alarm is supposed to go off and then it's like you just know you're not gonna fall back asleep you know you've been slid. And yeah, so they got up I heard one of them puking so that's joyful. She was puking up chunks of toy. At 4:47 or something like that 437 maybe I was like goddamn dammit should I clean that up and then I'm like I'm going back to bed so then I lay back down 455 Christian's alarm goes off why would you set an alarm to go off at five minutes before the hour? Just give me the extra five fucking minutes so anyway? Just overall not pleased with how much and wake up in the middle of the night, but the foster had no accidents that's good like season one threw up, so what else is new? Anyway, I registered to listen to this recorded future webinar that started at 6 AM this morning about all this shit and I ran and Should I security applications and I'm like there's still 30 minutes left and I'm like I don't I don't think I give a fuck But this is not what I want to listen to on my morning drive like I tried So yeah, my neck hurts this morning. I don't know if that's from the head stands or just my general normal neck pains in life, but I'm going to the gym tonight happening. I signed up for 6 o'clock. So better fucking happen Yeah, that's all I got. I think I wanna do a work from home weekend soon or weekend week I don't wanna keep getting up in the mornings. I don't wanna do this.
[2026-03-03 08:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine oh wait, where did that? This is the response. It's weird I guess because I'm like in my car yeah I'm heading to the doctor now. So yeah, with all those dogs that you got it's like a wonder you ever get any sleep like you're like your odds of not being woken of them are terrible but yeah, like the puking sound is the worst at least there's just a toy and wasn't like Fall on puke I assume But that sound just fucking like immediately triggers my Like my dreadful oh shit feeling Like that hacking coughing sound and I'm always so glad to see like it's just because he's choking on a toy or something and not actually throwing up Yeah, so sorry your neck hurts but I'm sure I mean, like how could headstands not have something to do with that? Let's let's be real in the bridging and stuff. Oh shit police out here pulling people over slow my ass down. Yeah, so what was the other thing I want to say shit I'm gonna have to listen to your message again Yeah, I'll listen to it again and see OK bye kisses
[2026-03-03 08:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So I think it was a couple days so one that you said that was joyful as that was that's a funny word to use for anything really but especially dogs puking And then yeah, the alarm thing so it's it's funny because it's like super hit or miss with me with the alarm going off early because sometimes like today I woke up and it was like my alarm goes off at 5:30 and it was like 510 and I think I was like oh perfect. I need to get out a little early just hop up and get in the shower pet bear a little bit in the shower and that's what I did and put it other days. I wake up at 5:10 and I'm like fuck goddamnit why did I not just wait until the alarm went off this ridiculous and then I'll try to go back to sleep It's just it's the worst you're right And then, so why does he have an alarm off at five like that early anyway but then 455 that is weird But that also reminded me that you said something last night and he was about him talking to his work life Like why was he doing that at night and with the door closed? Does that seem weird to you at all or was that just totally normal? I got. Thought it'd seem weird Yeah, I'm curious about that
[2026-03-03 08:21:00] Dave: Oh and fuck yeah! on the gym 👊
[2026-03-03 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so you went into the office for one hour and then like are you going back to the office or did you just go in for the one hour? That seems pointless But have fun getting your blood drawn gotta love it but good on you for keeping up with your general health OK, sorry I'm just about to pull into the office, but I was gonna say so many things Yeah, I agree. It's also wondering I ever get any sleep at all but my sleep score last night was like 57 so I had seven whole minutes of deep sleep said seven. Anyways, yeah Christian a lot of times wakes up without an alarm like between 430 or five, but if you're gonna set an alarm why the fuck would you set it for 4:55 that is just stupid. Just set it for five like what the fuck so yeah it went off at 4:55 this morning and I'm like are you kidding me? Anyway, so Yeah, he so his work wife is also married, but as we know that doesn't really mean anything And she lives here in Phoenix. She actually adopted the dog from my rescue, but anyway that's in there. I don't give a shit at all whatever is happening. It's not totally uncommon for him to go into his office and fucking work because he's like obsessive but that's the bullshit. He will work on the weekends or at night because he's bored when it's like there's 1 million fucking other things that you could be doing. You know you have been sitting on the fucking couch watching 30 fucking episodes of anime and then when you decide that you've had enough of that then you go in front of your computer and do mindless work shit for a job or you're not paid nearly enough to give a fuck and you I don't know whatever he can't even get into it. Why did I park here? This is a very tight squeeze. Seriously why did I park here? I'm an asshole. OK, thank you about going onto the gym all right I'm gonna back up and redo this parking spot and heading into the office so talk to you soon. Kisses.
[2026-03-03 08:23:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m going back
[2026-03-03 08:25:00] Dave: Lmao… bored
[2026-03-03 08:25:00] Dave: Also lmao anime
[2026-03-03 08:26:00] Dave: Lolol kIsSeS 😘
[2026-03-03 08:35:00] Dave: Ugh. My Dr got a new nurse recently and she fucking suuuuucks 😒
[2026-03-03 08:36:00] Dave: Since it’s direct primary care, it’s just the one Dr and one nurse. The previous one was awesome. Always on top of everything, friendly, TIMELY….
[2026-03-03 08:37:00] Dave: She’s supposed to be here at 0830 but I’m still sitting in the parking lot waiting 🙄
[2026-03-03 08:39:00] Sam Willis: wtf that’s annoying 😡
[2026-03-03 08:39:00] Sam Willis: How far away from the office did you have to drive for the appt?
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Stephen is already on his bullshit. Asking me to do shit URGENTLY for the FRB exam
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Dave: Not too far. About 8miles/20mins
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Sam Willis: This sucks
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully the drive back doesn’t suck ass
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Dave: What a tool
[2026-03-03 08:40:00] Dave: Nah it’s not bad at all.
[2026-03-03 08:48:00] Dave: Want some nsfw content related to a recent discussion 😏?
[2026-03-03 08:51:00] Dave: Can be delivered any time. Doesn’t have to be now. Won’t hurt my feelings 😉
[2026-03-03 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Yesssss please!!
[2026-03-03 08:51:00] Sam Willis: I’ll look at it in a bit but send! ❤️
[2026-03-03 08:51:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1rhekkj/i_literally_cant_contain_the_orgasm/?share_id=qwGDSJTzU_eZa0KoNV2fn&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: I literally can’t contain the orgasm - 2,571 votes and 23 comments
[2026-03-03 08:55:00] Dave: I was browsing while I waited for the nurse 😜
[2026-03-03 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Holyyyy how do you look at these without becoming immediately hard?!? 🥵🥵 I feel on fire!
[2026-03-03 09:14:00] Sam Willis: And…she’s a red head 😜 hehe
[2026-03-03 09:14:00] Sam Willis: Ugh instantly wet
[2026-03-03 09:15:00] Dave: Oh it doesn’t take long 🥵
[2026-03-03 09:15:00] Dave: Oh it doesn’t take long 🥵
[2026-03-03 09:16:00] Dave: Yeah this one fell right into place 😘
[2026-03-03 09:16:00] Dave: But I’m also pretty desensitized to it at this point lol
[2026-03-03 09:16:00] Dave: Yeah this one fell right into place 😘
[2026-03-03 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Im very much NOT desensitized to it 😅
[2026-03-03 09:24:00] Dave: I know! That’s what I’m so excited for you 🤭
[2026-03-03 09:26:00] Dave: But just to be certain… You want me to send you this kind of stuff right? Because this can be a pretty big overstep of boundaries. And if not, that’s totally ok 💯
[2026-03-03 09:35:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you asking. And re asking 😘 yes, you can definitely send things that make you think of me/us. I think that’s hott!
[2026-03-03 09:47:00] Dave: I don’t want to be that guy 😜
[2026-03-03 09:48:00] Dave: Just got another cold call with Matys… I can’t fucking message that guy anything without his incoming call screen bursting in to ruin my day
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Ok you’re going to have to go straight DND
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Did you answer
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: This guy loves you lol
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Dave: Haha, yeah
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Dave: He really does
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Dave: I think he’s lonely tbh
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Dave: He works fully remote
[2026-03-03 09:51:00] Sam Willis: No partner? Fling? Kids?
[2026-03-03 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Why is he remote
[2026-03-03 09:52:00] Dave: lol… fling
[2026-03-03 09:53:00] Dave: He has a wife. She’s a Goldman Sachs executive. And I think he’s on full remote for ptsd from murdering people oversees.
[2026-03-03 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Oh wow
[2026-03-03 09:53:00] Sam Willis: That’ll do it
[2026-03-03 09:53:00] Dave: Hahaha yep
[2026-03-03 09:53:00] Dave: I do like him though
[2026-03-03 09:54:00] Sam Willis: I mean.. that’s high praise coming from you. He should feel very special
[2026-03-03 09:54:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-03 09:55:00] Dave: Not sure if sarcasm…
[2026-03-03 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I never sarcastic. What are you talking about speaking of this topic though I was thinking yesterday how you said that you are a personality hire or whatever but you don't really like people but maybe you actually do and maybe you're just like putting up a front like are you actually an extrovert? Or are you an extrovert? I'm kind of surprised I don't know. I feel like you're an introvert though, but there's also A new thing for me I've decided I'm not going to attend every meeting that I am optional on. I think if I'm optional, I'm not gonna attend and it feels so. Scandalous I feel like I'm like letting people down, but people don't care why do I think that people give this much of a shit they don't
[2026-03-03 09:57:00] Dave: Yes I “test” as an introvert
[2026-03-03 09:57:00] Dave: Lmao… scandalous
[2026-03-03 10:00:00] Dave: You’re 💯 right! I’m actually really happy to hear you say that!
[2026-03-03 10:00:00] Dave: That’s what optional means lol
[2026-03-03 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, literally this meeting that I'm talking about is a meeting that we already had last week where we're trying to bridge the gap between insider threat learning whenever there's going to be an involuntary term and then sending that to the people that reimage the laptops so they know like hey this person was just fired like let's hold onto this laptop for a bit in case we need to do forensics And we literally had a call last week about this like the answer is there's already an automated email from Workday or HR or something that goes out to the inside team the insider team can literally just build a freaking little forwarding email thing and I'll look at for it on or have the workday people send it to you so we're having a follow up meeting today to brainstorm The right answer it's literally 40 a motherfucking email. Why are we meeting about this? This is insane.
[2026-03-03 10:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, but as far as introvert versus extrovert, I mean, I like people I don't like being around lots of people that's really my big thing Kind of varies. I guess it depends on where I'm at psychologically and what kind of mood I'm in but Yeah, I don't know cause I mean introvert doesn't necessarily mean that you don't like people or that you Don't you know like communicating with them at times or that you aren't good at it I guess So yeah
[2026-03-03 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, no it's just about where you draw your energy from so introverts typically draw their energy from being alone extrovert straw from other people and then there are of course cases where you're an introvert and you find your person and that person actually gives you energy being around them, but like those are very few and far between with introverts as you know so anyway Definitely an introvert because I get my energy for being alone. Nothing zaps me more than like small talk and meetings and just like having conversations I don't give two shits to have so yeah
[2026-03-03 10:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, that's right you're so smart And into these things that I enjoy talking about as well So yeah, I definitely do get my energy from Being alone But I'm also good at socializing this thing when it's people that I like and and maybe try energy from sometimes cause there's some people for sure That I get that with I wonder if you and I would be that, but I'm thinking of stupid Anthony he's definitely one of them That I do get energy from
[2026-03-03 10:34:00] Sam Willis: What do you mean you WONDER if you and I would get energy from each other??
[2026-03-03 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Of course we would
[2026-03-03 10:35:00] Sam Willis: I already do, from you
[2026-03-03 10:35:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-03 10:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 10:38:00] Dave: I guess I meant like in an official MBTI assessment sense… but you’re right. Stupid question and I deserve and accept your HMPHs 🙏
[2026-03-03 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK when you said we're starting the motivated week, were you talking about me or about you? I'm OK I get better as the day goes on because in the mornings I just literally wanna drive off of a cliff so and I hate everything about life but it gets better anyway the thing about you know I was gonna tell you well first off yeah I know there's benefits to fasting blah blah blah blah blah blah blah could never be me I know it's good. I just I love food way too much but anyway I had to hear. OK my team call 30 minutes. OK we spent 20 minutes talking about JB and his fasting and how he doesn't eat. He only eats every other day one meal. And then a couple times a year he fast for five days just for Fonzie and then his wife fast for 7 to 10 days For Fonzie and then also this sounds really like I don't know but like OK you know how my middle name is Joe well, his wife's name is like Marty I think and her middle name must also be Joe because he calls her Marty Joe and I'm just like I don't wanna hear it
[2026-03-03 10:45:00] Dave: About you, in your cycle.
[2026-03-03 10:45:00] Dave: Overall. Not just the morning
[2026-03-03 10:46:00] Dave: Ok… 1 meal every other day. That’s odd.
[2026-03-03 10:47:00] Dave: lol…. Fuck Marty-Jo 🖕🙄
[2026-03-03 10:55:00] Dave: Sooooomebody’s gotta track your shit 🙄
[2026-03-03 10:55:00] Dave: Sooooomebody’s gotta track your shit 🙄
[2026-03-03 10:56:00] Dave: Hehehe, really just so I know when to look forward to the cut a bitch phase 🤭
[2026-03-03 10:58:00] Sam Willis: But Dave, I really need you to get more granular in your tracking. I need to know what phase I’m in: -menstrual -follicular -ovulation -luteal ❤️😘
[2026-03-03 10:59:00] Dave: I’m still gathering data.. jeez
[2026-03-03 10:59:00] Dave: I’ll get there
[2026-03-03 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoo
[2026-03-03 11:10:00] Sam Willis: Speaking of introvert and energy draining…
[2026-03-03 11:10:00] Sam Willis: 1x1s fucking kill me
[2026-03-03 11:11:00] Dave: How many do you have today?
[2026-03-03 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Luckily only 2
[2026-03-03 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh God now JB just pinged Christina and I like an entire paragraph of recommendations of supplements and electrolytes and sugar-free Stuff Like I'm sure it's good but I don't want this anyway I came on here to bitch about something and I don't remember what and/or I don't have time cause I have another stupid meeting to go to, but how is How is the office? And Just your response to this speed networking thing I feel like there was something I wanted to talk about I'm sure it was nothing at all important
[2026-03-03 11:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I think the introvert version of that would be Speed not networking Like just sitting in your office for half an hour Yeah, it's funny that you got the bitch about something and then JB came up and took priority Oh gosh, yeah so the office sucks. Hate it. I feel trapped here. I wanna be here even less now than I ever have so That's really working out
[2026-03-03 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Will listen in a bit but shanelle cracks me up
[2026-03-03 11:38:00] Sam Willis: She has no respect for this PM for this India project
[2026-03-03 11:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 11:38:00] Sam Willis: I D I O T
[2026-03-03 11:41:00] Sam Willis: This is the biggest clusterfuck
[2026-03-03 11:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 12:01:00] Dave: Yeah Shanelle dgaf lol
[2026-03-03 12:03:00] Dave: We had a meeting with Andre and Bridget that she and CJ got accidentally invited to. Bridget was late so nobody really knew what was going on. Shanelle was down right shitty with her at times 😅. It was kinda funny but more like 😬😬😬
[2026-03-03 12:21:00] Dave: Omg I can barely keep my eyes open
[2026-03-03 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Yea I think she’s the kind that’s like quit wasting my time. Let me gtfo of this meeting
[2026-03-03 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Yea I think she’s the kind that’s like quit wasting my time. Let me gtfo of this meeting
[2026-03-03 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I keep getting on here to talk about nothing at all important Thanks for listening to me ramble so I I'm sorry that you're not having a good time in the office. I was wondering if you would like you know be re-engaged from like talking to people you know and like seeing some people, but I guess not you only have another hour and a half or so. You can do this Also, I won't be working on Thursday so I'm pretty excited about that but of course you and I will still talk Also, I'm still dealing with FRB stuff so the crap with the FRB is that the deep diving into the stupid assessment that I did back in the freaking summer so Steven is asking me all these questions I'm like do you remember who they talked to? I'm like, bro it was three months of meetings. No, I don't remember who the heck PWC talked to you about this particular topic. Oh my God, so this is like a thing that never goes away and I want to die. It keeps coming back to haunt me. Anyway OK, I'm gonna go get me some hard-boiled eggs cause I brought two of them but you know what I don't have is salt so that's pretty sad
[2026-03-03 12:35:00] Dave: Hahaha I love your random ramblings
[2026-03-03 12:35:00] Dave: lol… re engaged
[2026-03-03 12:36:00] Dave: I’ve BEEN seeing these motherfuckers 3 times a week!!
[2026-03-03 12:36:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-03 12:36:00] Dave: Yeah I remember the nist assessment
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: I love it when you’re so grumpy
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Dave: And thank you for the reassurance that we’ll still talk on Thursday 🥰
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: I love it when you’re so grumpy
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Dave: That’s your carpet day right?
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Did you eat any food?
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: WHO THE FUCK GOES 5 DAYS WITHOUT EATING
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: For fun
[2026-03-03 12:37:00] Dave: Idiots
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Like I’m even further convinced that he’s a psychopath
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Sam Willis: He seems very smart. And I’m sure he is. But he’s abnormal lol
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Dave: As if you needed any more convincing
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh and he “gave himself amnesia”
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Dave: I’ve had to Lara bars and a builder bar
[2026-03-03 12:38:00] Sam Willis: I literally have no idea what he’s saying
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Sam Willis: This is not substance lol
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I stopped asking follow up questions
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Dave: That’s your best bet
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Also. My little energy flavorings i put in my water??
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Sam Willis: He said that will give me cancer
[2026-03-03 12:39:00] Sam Willis: This is not substance lol
[2026-03-03 12:41:00] Dave: Lara bars: Dates, peanuts, cocoa, sea salt
[2026-03-03 12:42:00] Dave: At some point recently I lost interest in eating an actual breakfast.
[2026-03-03 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Fine
[2026-03-03 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Well no one has time to do it all up!
[2026-03-03 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Fine
[2026-03-03 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Well no one has time to do it all up!
[2026-03-03 12:44:00] Dave: Speaking of fasting, I’ve done IF on and off for a long time. I go between some form of that, and regular all day eating.
[2026-03-03 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, I knew you had cause I feel like you and I talked about this in the past But I know there's like obviously benefits to it. I just I love food too much. I'm related somebody just said something and I had no idea that it was as soon but the time changes this weekend and that means we're gonna be two hours apart and dude that depresses the fuck out of me like I am gonna feel like I'm a freaking Another world away from you so annoying cause I already feel like I am so you can be depressed with me
[2026-03-03 12:51:00] Dave: Oh fuuuck
[2026-03-03 12:51:00] Dave: I’ve been dreading the time change too
[2026-03-03 12:52:00] Dave: How is that already here. It’s gonna be 7 there when I’m getting ready for bed!!
[2026-03-03 12:52:00] Dave: I guess that only leaves one option…
[2026-03-03 12:52:00] Dave: I’ll just have to stay up later 🤷‍♂️😘
[2026-03-03 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude, seriously like I thought that's this shit didn't happen until like Easter when is Easter and I thought we had until like mid April so yeah it's gonna be 7 o'clock my time when you're going to bed and then you're you're not gonna hear from me in the morning until probably freaking 8 AM or 830 your time And then like with work, I'm gonna get back to like Never seen you online again because our hours will two hours that's it So freaking depressing bro And yeah, stay up later. I don't think that's a good option. Let's be honest you already get up super early and if I'm also honest like I'm not gonna get up any earlier than I do. You already know I hate mornings so yeah it's just sucks. Is that really the only option I feel like there's some other better options that are may be harder to to do but there's still better options.
[2026-03-03 12:53:00] Dave: Which I will do anyway because once the season moves on, it stays light here until like 10 lmao
[2026-03-03 12:54:00] Dave: We’ll figure something out baby 👍
[2026-03-03 12:55:00] Dave: 🤔
[2026-03-03 12:55:00] Dave: Expand on better optionsss
[2026-03-03 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Oh, I just mean blowing up our lives and being together in the same place ☺️
[2026-03-03 12:56:00] Dave: Oh thank god
[2026-03-03 12:56:00] Dave: I thought you were gonna say “break up “
[2026-03-03 12:56:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-03 12:57:00] Sam Willis: How is that a BETTER option
[2026-03-03 12:57:00] Dave: It isn’t! That’s what I’m saying!
[2026-03-03 12:57:00] Dave: Fuck that lol
[2026-03-03 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, today is totally dragging ass So did yesterday but anyway, so today's my dad's birthday and as I was driving to work this morning, I was like depressed cause I was like oh my God like my dad is getting older I mean, I of course think this about my mom too, but my dad is like overweight nine great shape And anyway, he just turned 61 and I'm like like I'm missing all of these years like he's still like 50 to me which would be weird considering Christians like 48 nine I don't know what he is but anyway The point is I was like I need to get closer to home. I'm so sick of like waiting and then I was thinking about the Christian stuff and then I was like. Seriously what am I getting out of this and just all of these things so I'm like back on my on my stuff Oh another like I was gonna tell you annoying things so another one I'm just rambling but The other day he and Kai went to Costco I think and he said that an old lady cut them off in the checkout line and he said out loud guy. I hope I never get fucking old. Like loud enough for her to hear and Kai was telling Kai was talking about this whenever she got home and she's like and she was right there. She's like you know like yeah how embarrassing that you say that like I was mortified like you obviously wanted her to hear and he's like I did you know cause she cut us off and she's like OK but how many times do you pleached us how we need to be kind and good people and we need to do better and he literally does like he will be. Yelling at the kids when they do something and he'll be like too better and she's like yeah you're doing you know the same thing or worse you know the strangers you're not being kind and he just looks at her and he like thinks that she's kind of joking, but like she's not, but he just says that he's like well. I'm an adult so I do whatever the fuck I want and I just. Had no words no words I'm like wow thank you for pointing out how absolutely fucking hypocritical he is in so many ways it's just I can't handle it so annoying
[2026-03-03 13:07:00] Dave: Do better…
[2026-03-03 13:07:00] Dave: Bruh.
[2026-03-03 13:07:00] Dave: The fact that she gets it and he doesn’t 🤯
[2026-03-03 13:07:00] Sam Willis: RIGHT?!?
[2026-03-03 13:08:00] Sam Willis: It’s actually fucking sad
[2026-03-03 13:09:00] Dave: Especially when it comes to how you behave in public and treat people
[2026-03-03 13:11:00] Dave: I don’t set a great example for how to be a father TO your kids, but I DO treat people with respect, remain calm and cool, and try to be gracious (when people cut in line, or when driving, etc.).
[2026-03-03 13:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: That's why I said it to him before cause like even him with the kids obviously and then the way that the kids treat each other is like I've told them multiple times and like you guys gave each other no grace like everybody treats each other like shit is there no freaking wiggle room like what what is happening and also like You just don't know what's going on with the person you just assume the worst in them it's so freaking annoying and like does he want people to treat him that way no so like it's just So fucking annoying
[2026-03-03 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Why am I so fucking horny right now?!? I’m both like miserable and horny 😂
[2026-03-03 13:33:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-03 13:33:00] Dave: You ARE at work 🤷‍♂️
[2026-03-03 13:33:00] Dave: Seems like the common denominator
[2026-03-03 13:33:00] Dave: I’m just a preferable variable
[2026-03-03 13:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmm and maybe the more miserable I feel in my relationship, the more horny I am for you
[2026-03-03 13:34:00] Dave: Heh, yeah that could be 🤔
[2026-03-03 13:34:00] Dave: But does that mean you’ll be less horny for me if you get out of the relationship?!
[2026-03-03 13:34:00] Dave: Nope don’t like that
[2026-03-03 13:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah, that's an that's an interesting question. If you're horniness is indirectly proportional to your misery in your relationship. Either way I just like that you're horny for me and if I am just a Variable peripheral slightly preferable variable On another note I'm leaving 30 minutes earlier today Talk to two yesterday and I got of a fucking school zone shit on the way home so I'm hoping leave a few minutes earlier or a little bit earlier. I can bypass that it's such a pain and I'm like. School zones so it actually significantly increases the time I said this fucking Tuesday in the office bullshit sucks And staying longer hours Kill me I guess we'll get used to it. That's whatever I just wish we had more leeway to. Take the days that we want and I guess everybody else does but like Eric very distinctly told me that the expectation was Monday through Thursday from Chanel otherwise like What's the point in being back four days right now aren't all safe Kind of you know what I mean Whatever
[2026-03-03 14:02:00] Sam Willis: You’re not just a variable, you goof
[2026-03-03 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I mean, OK but are you really wanting to come in on Fridays? I can't see that so I get your point in like it's all like lip service. Oh we're still flexible you can pick which day but like the reality is, would you actually come in on a Friday?
[2026-03-03 14:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So actually that was kind of been my plan was to see how it works out but like traffic is significantly easier On Fridays and there's few people at the office in general on Fridays so if I need a day or want to have a day like during the week, I was thinking it would be like Friday would be the easiest day to be in the office and probably be pretty easy to just kind of sneak in and out of there you know a little earlier or whatever
[2026-03-03 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I think that's probably exactly why they really don't want people to come on Fridays cause they know that they're just gonna not it's just gonna be in and out I imagine
[2026-03-03 14:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I imagine that it's even easier to do that when you're working from home on a Friday in fact, I know it's easier to get there. I'm working from home on Friday because that's what I do.
[2026-03-03 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I mean, OK fair fine. I don't know man but now you're making me think dang it. I meant to bring this up in Stevens direct call, but we already had it today and I didn't. I'm gonna ask though I'm just gonna be like is anybody or anything like you know is there like are we supposed to tell our people you know that they really should come in Monday through Thursday? I'm gonna ask stay tuned.
[2026-03-03 14:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, don't ask. Don't be that person cause then he's gonna be like oh well yeah that's a good idea Sam let's do that but as it is now, you're totally free to just rule which is that you can use today whenever
[2026-03-03 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, well it's too late. I already freaking asked. I just said we may have talked about this before but given the back to office four times a week just started if employees want to change out their work from home day to not be Friday or if they just wanna do different days different weeks we are cool with that right that's all I said nobody's typing. It's fine. I'm just curious if like Chanel's going out on her own or if this was an SLT decision that like maybe I just I could've just totally missed it and also I need to know these things you know
[2026-03-03 14:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, it makes it to where Steven then would have to explain why the heck he is changing from the rules way, the rules say that Business units can basically come up with their own rules, of course
[2026-03-03 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Ope Brian gave it a 👍
[2026-03-03 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Not that he has authority
[2026-03-03 14:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's actually a very stupid thing to do like you have the authority and power to interpret this is however you want like if nobody has told you how it is that it's this way you know what like the corporate rule says and you can tell your people to do what they want but instead you're going to the ball and being like hey did you know this was wrong? That's a very Steven to Jeff, kind of thing
[2026-03-03 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, Brian said I asked my team to just let me know what they plan to do. If it changes just let me know. See it's fine. We'll see if anybody else turns in.
[2026-03-03 14:23:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So another thing, Brian just brought up which we have talked about before we meaning like the people leaders is that you know the shit part about all this is like no more the days of oh I have a doctors appointment. I need to work from home or will the delivery guy you know is coming over? Tomorrow to drop off a couch so I need to work from home like if in those situations like that is your work from home day you know so like plan wisely because they're gonna be like sorry you're gonna need to come in now on Friday because you stayed home on Tuesday because you had a doctors appointment
[2026-03-03 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, something new that is stupid is like I don't know about you guys, but we never get a conference room for the CRM all hands like the big one that Nigel does because they're 90 minutes long and also like why would we but today Britney messaged the Phoenix team and was like way I booked these rooms and you know be kindly asked that you attend the meeting in person at the designated broadcasting location. Your presence and participation are important as we kick off the new quarter together what are you talking about so that's weird to me
[2026-03-03 14:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah that sucks forcing that corporate a spree decor making everybody like I guess there is their audiences haven't been big enough for them so they gotta fucking make us come even though like I don't ever go to those or listen to them
[2026-03-03 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You cracked me up OK for your engagement surveys what do you what do you score? Are you like honest and like you're ones all the way through and you're like yeah not engaged at all or are you just saying stuff?
[2026-03-03 14:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know I'm not gonna lie, but I can't remember the last time. I did an engagement survey.
[2026-03-03 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Barbara Hill OK in order for Eric to even see his scores he has to have I think four responses how many people even report to him Oh my God, what do you mean? He only has four people reporting him so that means every single quarter or now have 2/4 whatever happier he's not even seen what his team thinks bro does he not bring this up? Does he not say hey everybody needs participate. He can see that somebody's not participating. Oh my God
[2026-03-03 14:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I guess not because I seriously can't remember the last time one of those came out Like I feel like it's been at least Mid last year like I genuinely don't remember doing one even certainly not within the last quarter like this is that still even a thing
[2026-03-03 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yes, they have been coming out every quarter and shit I have a meeting and then they just announced the beginning of this year that they're gonna do it now just twice a year because they've been coming out every quarter. They're the glint surveys. And you get email them and they take five minutes Lord
[2026-03-03 14:35:00] Dave: Nope. Nothing 🤷‍♂️
[2026-03-03 14:35:00] Dave: I do them when I see them. I’m not saying I ignore them. But I seriously have not seen one
[2026-03-03 14:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re cute
[2026-03-03 14:38:00] Sam Willis: 😘
[2026-03-03 14:38:00] Dave: I love you baby
[2026-03-03 14:39:00] Sam Willis: I love you most ❤️
[2026-03-03 14:39:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-03 14:46:00] Sam Willis: It’s scorecard day
[2026-03-03 14:46:00] Sam Willis: And it’s been a WEEK
[2026-03-03 14:46:00] Dave: Yessss!
[2026-03-03 14:47:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m ready
[2026-03-03 14:47:00] Sam Willis: Kidding I’m not that fast 😜
[2026-03-03 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Ok god I gotta think back a whole week
[2026-03-03 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-03-03 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Oh and ignore the narrative drift one since you get so pissy about it
[2026-03-03 15:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Cause I get so pissy about it Oh my God shut up, bitch. I don't get pissy about it. That actually made me laugh though so I just wanted to say you know go fuck yourself
[2026-03-03 15:05:00] Dave: Are referring to your previous answers to keep ratings grounded or are you going in cold?
[2026-03-03 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh crap no I'm not referring. I'm just going in cold and I'm just going with the fields.
[2026-03-03 15:08:00] Dave: K I’m ready when you are
[2026-03-03 15:08:00] Sam Willis: Sorry I got distracted. Hold please!
[2026-03-03 15:11:00] Sam Willis: OK ready
[2026-03-03 15:11:00] Dave: K, going
[2026-03-03 15:11:00] Dave: Escalation How strong was the pull towards more 4.5 = Wondered about/Envisioned more Craving How physically / emotionally hungry did I feel for you? 3 = Strong Jealousy Did I feel “real life” this week? 2 = None/flicker Dependency Did I rely on you to regulate me? 3 .5 = Somewhat Narrative Drift Did my internal story about “us” change? 1 = Stable Concealment Did I feel the weight of hiding this? 1 = Light
[2026-03-03 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Escalation - 5 Craving - 3.5 Jealousy - 2 Dependency - 4.5 Concealment - 3.5
[2026-03-03 15:12:00] Dave: Pretty even
[2026-03-03 15:12:00] Dave: Main outlier is conealment?
[2026-03-03 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: My dependency was super high because what was that day that I was like losing my mind what happened that day? And I was just like super sad and I didn't wanna talk and you kind of drug it out of me That was a dependency, but then the concealment is because I don't know. I definitely feel the weight a lot and like yesterday when we were talking about seeing each other again and when the hell that would be and how it would need to be it's just stupid.
[2026-03-03 15:16:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: When when we talk about concealment do you? Mean is that like 100% you feel guilty because it's sneaking around or is it like more like it's a drain on you because you have to sneak around And yeah, the other one I definitely remember I don't remember which day it was or I don't think there was any like one thing wrong. He just needed to talk. Oh, that was the day that you couldn't even think straight cause you just had so many things and it turned into. Yeah, choose your adventure. That's what it was that we talked about Christian in the relationship and the fucking guy is construction workers work the parking lot and all kinds of stuff so yeah OK so that makes total sense why the dependency was up Yeah, mine was up there too. I don't know what it was. The last time narrative drift. I wasn't too pissy about it this time it felt like it was stable. Yeah, I've weight of it Jealousy wasn't too bad but a couple little you know things oh you know it actually maybe I should adjust that to three because there was some time that black around that day that you were losing your mind Before after a couple days, I don't remember there was like there might've been some more maybe a 2 1/2 And the craving was physical craving was I really didn't want to be Close to you Yeah, that I could maybe bump that one up to 42 but I think three I think strong is good. I kind of but I think craving I think like horny like sexual but now that I think about it I was also emotionally craving you because I think of that mainly that one day like wanting to be there with you to hug you and spoon you and stuff. And then, yeah, then definitely thinking about more. We're gonna talk about that more this week I think anyway I'm rambling. That's my thoughts.
[2026-03-03 15:17:00] Sam Willis: Oh and I had the headaches…
[2026-03-03 15:17:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea! Fuck those construction workers
[2026-03-03 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I didn't really know that you felt any more jealousy than normal, which is pretty low So yeah, that I did not know that but also I think that for the scores like they should be what they are like we should go with our gut and like our initial gut reaction and that's probably the like the right answer so no adjusting but now I hear you And I didn't even do an air to drift because like I said you get fucking pissy, but I guess if I were too, it was barely stable
[2026-03-03 15:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So what what does that even mean narrative drift and like I don't know it's that's stupid but anyway Yeah, so that's the thing though about talking about it and then remembering all of these things like then I feel like it's it's different like my gut like I mean, you know we we talked about memory and shit and for my brain Like that's why I asked if you were comparing to last week as a baseline because for me if I look at that and think OK that week this is how I felt how much different did I feel this week and I might not be able to remember like specific instances from either week, but like I have a running kind of log Of my overall feelings and emotions, kind of if that makes sense But it's it's harder to like just do that or to like know what those numbers are like Objective or objectively or like just without something without a baseline I mean, we could totally do it. It's not like this the SATs or whatever. We can totally just go with the boy feel I just gotta like try to get my mind around that the right way
[2026-03-03 15:23:00] Sam Willis: We are not talking about narrative drift!!! lol
[2026-03-03 15:23:00] Sam Willis: It’s dead
[2026-03-03 15:23:00] Sam Willis: You killed it 😜
[2026-03-03 15:23:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-03 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so a couple things this is why we were supposed to check in twice a week. OK it was supposed to be Tuesdays and Fridays and I feel like you kind of dropped the ball. I'm just kidding but for now this is why we were gonna do this twice a week because he can't remember shit that's happened in a week with how much we talked about also, I kind of forgot about your memory loss so in your case, you should probably go back and look back at what you said last time I can generally, I can generally Get there And like remember it so Yeah What else did you say?
[2026-03-03 15:26:00] Sam Willis: That was it
[2026-03-03 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I never answered your concealment questions so when I say, I feel the weight of hiding this that to me covers both the guilt aspect and the Like slap of reality of like this is a pain in the ass to like even try to see each other actually it's not a pain in the ass. It's like sad it's upsetting that it's you know so few and far between so That's that's what I mean I concealment And then There was another one Yeah, I definitely think craving is more than way It's emotionally craving as well so yeah
[2026-03-03 15:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know that sigh maybe we should stop doing these because it seems like every time we do you get sad and no I'm just kidding. We shouldn't stop and more importantly it's not memory loss. It's not like I'm getting fucking Alzheimer's. This is just how my brain works it's how it is always worked so it's a disability. Not really it's just like it's different. It's just my brain works differently than yours so stop fucking making fun of me and ridiculing me so much God and yeah I get that. I get the concealment thing. OK that makes sense for sure and I get that too I do, but I find that. Planning and trying to see each other like it yeah it sucks that it's not more often but like getting to see you so overpowers like that that I am able to kind of just not dwell on it so much because the excitement of seeing you for a couple days is just so fucking amazing
[2026-03-03 15:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And I'm not saying that you should or need to be that way because that's just how you are and I wouldn't have you any other way
[2026-03-03 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Memory loss LOLOLOL
[2026-03-03 15:48:00] Sam Willis: oh man I cracked the fuck up
[2026-03-03 15:50:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-03 15:50:00] Dave: I thought you might
[2026-03-03 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm still laughing that I said memory loss. That's hilarious also Goddamnit, I get out here and then I Sorry, I'm all distracted. OK focus on here and forget what I was gonna talk about. You know what I'm just gonna come back.
[2026-03-03 16:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Sounds like you're the one with memory loss over here just like think back to all of your audio messages today they've all been kind of say I was gonna say something I was gonna say
[2026-03-03 16:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Are you projecting you projecting your insecurities of memory loss on me
[2026-03-03 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Because I’ve been WORKING
[2026-03-03 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK anyway I get so who cannot get the name ChatGPT correct they say chat GPBT is a boy or chat GTP or TGT and I'm just like holy fuck so fucking annoying just just get a right or don't it just say AI like Jesus Christ That was the thing I was gonna say is this is totally random, but I was thinking about you obviously and all the things and then I was thinking Saw your message I knew you were gonna say something about the fucking memory loss whatever anyway OK so I know you've been checked out of your marriage like for a while and just whatever but back when you guys were living apart and She wasn't in Texas yet and then when she moved, they're like I mean, how did you feel? Was it like oh my God I'm so happy that you're here and like we're no longer living in a park is that fucking sucked or was it like? Looking out like I've totally fucking missed you or like I was like oh like I've started in my life here without you and now it's weird to like integrate like what were in the feelings. Is it like genuine happiness or still kinda mad Whelmed
[2026-03-03 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Because I’ve been WORKING
[2026-03-03 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, I just wanted to say real quick that I so appreciate how much you put up with Me constantly talking to you about the most random shit ever I feel like I just like Vomit out my thoughts all the time just it's a constant stream of my brain and you have to hear it so thank you
[2026-03-03 16:16:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was basically the ladder The main thing that I liked about it was that I was looking forward to was not so much being back around her, but like having some help and not having to do it all on my own, but as it turns out, I was doing much better on my own because Routine and whatever and then she comes back in the mix and needs to be integrated, and that was just a pain in the ass But no, I didn't like I wouldn't say that I was Dying to have her back, especially after like you and I like with our thing right before that and then She was depressed. I was depressed. And then there's just a natural integration period. Like whenever whenever two people are part or wouldn't they move together for the first time? I guess there's it takes a while so I mean it was months of just kind of like settling in. I know it was totally a hassle like I felt like I had to entertain her. I couldn't do what I wanted anymore like I had to work around. Some weird schedule I mean, I had all my whole everything planned like I had routines with the kids. I was doing my skate thing. I have friends here and there that I was doing various things with my exercise deal like get shit around the house like on a schedule. I was eating well I was like I mean everything and then that just like threw a wrench in all of that So there's that so I mean, I was yes lonely yes, depressed like in that whole time but also like Like kind of better off a lot of ways too I guess It's hard to really know what was happening like with the whole coming off Covid thing and then being still in Covid actually You know there was a big resurgence of it after I was here But know like generally speaking no it wasn't like you're home. It was more like a fuck all right well now I gotta fucking alter my whole life to try to make you feel like you're contributing what you aren't. And it took her a while to get out of her funk and kind of get back to normal and You know after Covid and everything and then being away like that was obviously harder on her because she was still in Virginia in that place we hated living with my mom Who is fine like they get along, but still Doug so there was that whole aspect Yeah, so that's pretty much that
[2026-03-03 16:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's funny that you say that cause this is obviously not the first time you've said that but like it's not Don't repeat the same thing I've said a bunch of times but I love I love listening to you talk about stuff and responding to you like Like lightens my day it brightens my day my life really like I enjoy talking to you like it's not some kind of sure if that's how you see it but then you can appreciate it and I understand that and I appreciate that you're so appreciated of it or that you see it is something valuable, I guess But I love listening to a random stuff like that's you that's who you are and that's what you do and if you didn't do that like that would be a big part of what I love gone
[2026-03-03 16:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 16:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You are the best and I love you and kisses and four hearts right back at you And enjoy your workout if I don't talk to you before then, what is it 6 o'clock there five the workout I know it's not that time right now
[2026-03-03 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Work out it's at six my time so what is in 2 1/2 more hours I don't wanna go I'm gonna go, but I don't wanna go and I'm gonna play it out of the entire time so anyway I'm gonna go home and it's bulk trash night. They come once a month and I am putting a whole bunch of shit curb and I cannot wait so that's what I'm gonna do when I get home get rid of some of this shit.
[2026-03-03 16:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love bulk trash week. Ours is actually this week too. It's like the first full week of the month. I think my trash day is today which is Tuesday I think and then I don't know what day it is having to go into the office all this fucking every day. But Our bulk trash has to be out at the first of the week so it has to be out like Monday of the week of the first week of the month but I don't have any this week so it didn't matter but yeah typically I do like bulk trash day week when I have a bunch of shit to go that's a great feeling Except everybody in the neighborhood gets to see like what all shit I've bought big boxes of stuff that I always look at other people like they got a new TV. They're like oh they got whatever.
[2026-03-03 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Very interesting so ours is the first Wednesday of the month. Every Wednesday is trash day, but the first one also is trash, but like we are definitely not allowed to put out the bulk trash early like the earliest you can put it out as a night before because the HOA is like we don't wanna see peoples shit you know alongside the road. I think the driveway is which like fine I get it but also there's a lot of times where you sit out your boat trash and then you wake up the next morning if it's already gone and it's because somebody's taking it like for free not the trash people so yeah, we definitely have some people rooting through and be like oh they just threw out End table while we could use that or like we're gonna toss out a printer and vacuum cleaner and I just don't want this shit anymore but anyway, so it will probably be gone before they even come tomorrow so Yeah
[2026-03-03 16:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, there's always people riding around like picking up lawn mowers and vacuum cleaners and fix it them and sell them on marketplace or whatever but the way our city does it is you have to have it morning and they have between they have the whole week like so for Monday to Friday so shit might sit out there until Friday afternoon It's whatever I guess the city gets around to it so they give themselves a week to fucking get your shit picked up
[2026-03-03 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Oooo they give themselves a week
[2026-03-03 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Danggg
[2026-03-03 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: How often do you like look back at your past and be like I cannot believe I fucking did that. What a fucking idiot or like I'm so. Different than that now actually get my different Hopefully, I'm fucking smarter, but So I left publican accounting in 2017 so it's been that long and I can't remember what year it was but oh no I was getting a divorce so it was 2015 and Microsoft was one of our clients so I was in Seattle all the time but there is a karaoke bar that is right there in Redmond and it is like a hole in the wall Amazing so fun bar in karaoke bar so I mean back then I was mid 20s early to mid 20s working all the time never saw my husband and like my work people were my closest friends like we worked hard together partied hard together we traveled all the time together whatever Fucking there were no boundaries. These lines were blurred anyway so we're all out one night at this karaoke bar and we're all getting drunk. Whenever long story short of this guy ends up hitting on me and we like take karaoke together and he was like he's from there and he's like hey have you ever been to the city? I think it's Carrie Park have you ever been to Cary Park to see? The city skyline at night. I was like no I went there during the day and he's like oh no you gotta see you tonight and drunk ass me is like OK. You know like I'll see it sometime. He's like no let me let me take you down to remind you like Carrie Park was probably 3040 minutes away from Redman and not quite sure and it was like closing time with the bar so it's easily 1:30 in the morning. So I'm there with two or three guys at work and my best friend Alice and the one I was supposed to go to Austin with was not there that trip that time normally she is so anyway I'm just I'm with a bunch of guys and Hey, I'm like OK. I'm gonna go like you're not going and I'm like yeah I'm gonna go to the city with this guy and I'll take it back to the to the hotel and they're like you're not going and like telling me and I am the time especially then where I'm like I I cannot be controlled. Anyway, I'm looking in the sky And I do not know what time but they ended up following behind us. I never I didn't do anything with this guy, but they were falling behind us. Make sure I didn't get fucking kidnapped kill whatever the fuck the guy was drunk too like what was I doing? I was also wasted. So anyway, all this came up because Tim one of the guys just messaged Allison and I and he's like I met Microsoft. I haven't been to karaoke bar in three years. I think we're gonna go tonight and I was like oh my God I what a time what a time but I guess so. Allison has my location she has for a fucking ever and Rick who was a partner. I mean it's essentially Rick is like the Jeff level. Was there and he called Allison at 1:30 in the morning and he's like well your friend is really done at this time And she's like what's going on and she was back in St. Louis and they made they're like we need her location and so she's like awake like live tracking me so they know where the hell I went holy shit God I was an idiot oh my God
[2026-03-03 16:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You are the god that is scary and you've actually told me that story before I think probably like four years ago but so it's funny you mentioned that because there is like one thing I guess there's obviously lots of things like I look back and would've got 1 million things differently but there's one thing that I'm still like gravely embarrassed about today and it's it's something that like literally also changed my life And so you know where I'm from right in Virginia I was working to sheriffs office as 2021 whatever and there's other I met this guy there who he got hired like a year after I did this couple years older And he got hired to go on the road directly cause I worked in the jail he was gonna go on the road like I'm in the car. He's in what they do is they put you in the jail and you work there for a couple months until the academy starts and then you go there and then whatever. So that's what he was doing and we became real good friends. His name is Brian Denny, and. Super awesome guy like we collected immediately We had tons of fun together we hung out outside of their He was this black guy and he was he had green eyes and freckles though right so he was like well. I know that his parents were mixed like his dad was black and his mom was like, but he. I was like his identity. And one night I was sitting down there and there was a dude that in jail that we had tons of problems with he probably know where this is going I was bitching about that guy and I fucking use that N-word like completely indiscriminately and it was like a fucking record scratch like like I could see it on on Brian's face and I don't like from that point on like I barely remember what I said like I didn't say oh sorry I was like I'm like stuttered and made up something or whatever like about how that's what he Was trying to like say that I called him the N-word or some shit I don't know but he was like I gotta go, buddy. I gotta go guy or something like that and walked out and we never talk again and I still feel like such a piece of shit and I. That I think that I've never said the N-word again from that day on And I didn't it wasn't like a total like I wasn't just walking around calling everybody the N-word, but it wasn't like it was still a word in my vocabulary But I was like more or less like smart enough to know when to say it and when not, and I was general in general, stopping saying you know anyway, but Yeah, that was I mean it's still cringe like to this day about that
[2026-03-03 16:57:00] Sam Willis: I have?! Look at you with your memory!!!
[2026-03-03 16:57:00] Sam Willis: I am shooketh!!
[2026-03-03 16:59:00] Dave: lol… me too
[2026-03-03 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeekkk
[2026-03-03 17:00:00] Dave: I actually think about trying to track him down from time to time make amends
[2026-03-03 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Awwwww
[2026-03-03 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Wait. How did you never talk again? Didn’t he still work there?
[2026-03-03 17:01:00] Sam Willis: I hear you. I have so many cringe moments. So many I want to erase entirely
[2026-03-03 17:02:00] Dave: Yeah he did, but I left to join the af shortly after that. He went to the road. I say we don’t talk but, I called him a couple times after and he blew me off.
[2026-03-03 17:03:00] Dave: We were never friends anymore after that
[2026-03-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Yea that really sucks.
[2026-03-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Sucks you couldn’t even have the convo
[2026-03-03 17:15:00] Dave: I wasn’t mature or confident enough to do so
[2026-03-03 17:15:00] Sam Willis: This was the guy who brought up the karaoke bar again
[2026-03-03 17:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 17:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-03 17:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m like I dunno how you meant it but me and my train wreck personality are gonna take that as a compliment 😂
[2026-03-03 17:16:00] Dave: That’s exactly what I imagined lol
[2026-03-03 17:16:00] Dave: And I love it!!
[2026-03-03 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Were there any cartoon/kids movies that traumatized you as a kid?
[2026-03-03 17:42:00] Dave: Omg yes
[2026-03-03 17:42:00] Dave: What’s the one with the mouse that gets lost
[2026-03-03 17:42:00] Dave: Separated from his parents…
[2026-03-03 17:45:00] Sam Willis: This one?
[2026-03-03 17:45:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-03-03 17:45:00] Dave: Fuck that movie
[2026-03-03 17:45:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-03-03 17:46:00] Dave: There may be others. I’ll have to think
[2026-03-03 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Imma be honest, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it bc I remember that song, but I have zero memory
[2026-03-03 17:47:00] Dave: It made me really sad
[2026-03-03 17:50:00] Sam Willis: Homeward Bound Bambi Lion King
[2026-03-03 17:50:00] Sam Willis: The first two especially. I cannot rewatch
[2026-03-03 17:50:00] Sam Willis: All Dogs Go To Heaven
[2026-03-03 17:50:00] Dave: Because of sadness?
[2026-03-03 17:51:00] Sam Willis: So sad!!
[2026-03-03 17:51:00] Dave: I don’t think lion king got me too bad 🤔
[2026-03-03 17:51:00] Sam Willis: So sad!!
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: When Scar kills Mufasa and Simba sees it!! 😭
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: When Scar kills Mufasa and Simba sees it!! 😭
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Why the f there is death in any kid movie is beyond me
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Fuck you Disney
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Dave: Ahhh yeah. Ok
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Dave: ALL Disney movies are assholes like that
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: And Bambi, I’m pretty sure his fucking mom got shot and killed!!
[2026-03-03 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Iirc
[2026-03-03 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Basically anything to do with death or sadness with animals - I can’t lol
[2026-03-03 18:01:00] Dave: Total change of subject…
[2026-03-03 18:01:00] Dave: You aren’t turned right?
[2026-03-03 18:01:00] Dave: Like visually
[2026-03-03 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Nah not especially
[2026-03-03 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Why do you ask?
[2026-03-03 18:05:00] Dave: Remember I said I’d curate a list of nsfw subreddits for you? 😏😉
[2026-03-03 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-03-03 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Yassss
[2026-03-03 18:14:00] Dave: Is there anything in particular that you can think of that turns you on
[2026-03-03 18:14:00] Dave: To look at
[2026-03-03 18:14:00] Dave: Dicks?
[2026-03-03 18:14:00] Dave: Or is it mostly situational
[2026-03-03 18:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m thinking
[2026-03-03 18:15:00] Dave: Like, scenes you could picture yourself in (like the ganbang thing)
[2026-03-03 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Ooo what about the voyeur type stuff. Is there anything like that
[2026-03-03 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Or the public places?
[2026-03-03 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Where you could be seen
[2026-03-03 18:16:00] Dave: Forgot about that one
[2026-03-03 18:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-03 18:18:00] Dave: Yeah… you definitely aren’t alone
[2026-03-03 18:19:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-03-03 18:34:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/Publicsex/comments/1rf77z1/we_give_our_neighbours_a_daily_show/?seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the Publicsex community on Reddit: We give our neighbours a daily show - 472 votes and 9 comments
[2026-03-03 18:52:00] Sam Willis: So fucking hot. I should have known not to look at that right before I went to the gym. 🔥🔥🔥🤤 I’m already wanting you too much.
[2026-03-03 18:53:00] Dave: Have a good workout 😏
[2026-03-03 19:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad I went. And I’m glad it’s done lol
[2026-03-03 19:44:00] Dave: Good job!
[2026-03-03 19:44:00] Dave: I’m proud of you!
[2026-03-03 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Thank you love 💕 How are you doing? Whatcha been up to?
[2026-03-03 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Omg I just tried to practice some headstands and I’m fucking gassed lol. Like my core is done
[2026-03-03 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Pitiful
[2026-03-03 19:54:00] Dave: Glad you got a good workout!
[2026-03-03 19:54:00] Dave: I’ve been working on softcopy features and getting your reddit account setup.
[2026-03-03 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Oh you’re setting up the whole Reddit account for me? Hahaha I love you. You’re adorable
[2026-03-03 19:56:00] Dave: Ofc 😉
[2026-03-03 20:18:00] Dave: Gmail login: GovernMeAfterDark@gmail.com PW: Kde!85N8r46&v6pB Reddit login: GovernMeAfterDark PW: Kde!85N8r46&v6pB You’ll probably need to get a code when you log in to Reddit. That is the email address associated with you account. Passwords are the same for Reddit and Gmail. Change them if you want. Download the Reddit app from the App Store. Enjoy 😈
[2026-03-03 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha this is amazing. Thank you baby. Love the “govern” reference. You’re the best ❤️
[2026-03-03 20:34:00] Dave: Thanks! I was pretty proud of that
[2026-03-03 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha and you created a governYOUafterdark account for you!!
[2026-03-03 20:38:00] Sam Willis: I love it!!!
[2026-03-03 20:38:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-03 20:38:00] Dave: So we can share 😉
[2026-03-03 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Sneaky sneakkkyyyyy
[2026-03-03 20:38:00] Sam Willis: And I am HERE for it! ❤️
[2026-03-03 20:39:00] Dave: I LOOOOVE that 🫠
[2026-03-03 21:04:00] Dave: Alright sweetiepie, enjoy exploring your new world lol 😈
[2026-03-03 21:04:00] Dave: I’m in bed
[2026-03-03 21:04:00] Dave: So tired 🥱
[2026-03-03 21:04:00] Dave: Also so in love 🥰
[2026-03-03 21:05:00] Dave: (With you 😘)
[2026-03-03 21:05:00] Sam Willis: You’re the absolute best. I love you so much!
[2026-03-03 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby. Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-03 21:05:00] Dave: YOUre the best!
[2026-03-03 21:06:00] Dave: It’s my favorite thing (talking to you tomorrow)
[2026-03-03 21:06:00] Dave: Nite nite love 💕
[2026-03-03 21:07:00] Dave: Bear says goodnight 😋
[2026-03-03 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I love that the name on my email is Sunshine btw ☺️

DAY OVERVIEW Tuesday. The day evolved from a playful and sexually charged morning to a reflective and emotionally tender evening. The most defining theme was the deepening personal and sexual intimacy between Sam and Dave, highlighted by their shared excitement over NSFW content and discussions about the complexities of their respective life situations.

TOPIC INVENTORY

1. Workday Frustrations
2. Dave expressed frustration over a new nurse at his doctor's office and shared feelings of entrapment at work. Sam dealt with urgent work demands from a colleague, Stephen.
3. Emotional register: Frustrated, annoyed.

4. "Ugh. My Dr got a new nurse recently and she fucking suuuuucks." — Dave

5. Gym and Personal Health

6. Sam discussed her neck pain and gym plans, feeling determined despite fatigue.
7. Emotional register: Determined, fatigued.

8. "I’m glad I went. And I’m glad it’s done lol." — Sam

9. Relationship with Christian

10. Sam reflected critically on her relationship with Christian, noting his hypocritical behavior and considering her own life choices.
11. Emotional register: Reflective, critical.

12. "I'm missing all of these years... what am I getting out of this?" — Sam

13. Nostalgia and Past Experiences

14. They shared stories of past embarrassments and reckless decisions, highlighting personal growth.
15. Emotional register: Nostalgic, embarrassed.

16. "I was an idiot oh my God." — Sam

17. Workplace Dynamics and Policies

18. Discussion on back-to-office policies and frustrations with corporate meeting requirements.
19. Emotional register: Annoyed, resigned.
20. "Why the fuck would you set it for 4:55 that is just stupid." — Sam

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT

• Dave initiated by sharing NSFW Reddit content related to previous discussions, escalating the sexual tension.
• Sam was openly excited and expressed physical arousal, commenting on the explicit content.
• "How do you look at these without becoming immediately hard?!? 🥵🥵 I feel on fire!" — Sam
• They discussed fantasies involving voyeurism and public scenarios, with Sam expressing interest in these themes.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS

• Dave led the sexual conversation, teasing and checking boundaries, while Sam responded with enthusiasm and openness.
• There was a moment of vulnerability when Sam expressed sadness about the complexity of their situation and longing for physical closeness.
• Dominance/submission cues were evident in their playful banter and Sam's submission to Dave's teasing.
• Sam's relationship with Christian was a backdrop, highlighting the "forbidden" nature of her bond with Dave.
• Expressions of love were frequent and heartfelt, reinforcing their emotional bond.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE

• "I’m both like miserable and horny." — Sam
• "Fuck that lol." — Dave, on breaking up being a better option
• "You are the best and I love you." — Dave
• "I love that the name on my email is Sunshine btw ☺️" — Sam
• "I’m proud of you!" — Dave, encouraging Sam
• "Sweet dreams baby. Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow." — Sam

CONTINUITY HOOKS

• Plans to discuss more about seeing each other and managing the time difference post-daylight savings.
• Ongoing exploration of sexual fantasies and their implications.
• Sam's reflections on her life decisions and relationship with Christian may continue.
• Dave's setup of a Reddit account for Sam introduces potential for further shared exploration.
• The mood at the end of the day was tender and affectionate, with mutual expressions of love and longing.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Sexual tension → Reflective nostalgia → Emotional vulnerability → Tender affection

Today started off with a playful, charged vibe, but as the hours passed, it shifted into something more reflective and emotionally intimate. I felt a real connection with Dave that deepened throughout our conversations.

During the day, I dealt with some frustrating work demands, while Dave shared his annoyance with a new nurse at his doctor’s office. I could feel his frustration, and it mirrored my own feelings about my colleague, Stephen. We shared a moment of mutual irritation, which somehow felt bonding.

I talked about my struggles with neck pain and my determination to keep up with my gym routine despite being exhausted. It felt good to push through it. I was glad when it was done, and I could almost see the pride on Dave's face when I mentioned it.

My thoughts turned to my relationship with Christian, and I found myself being quite critical of it. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was missing out on so much. Reflecting on my life choices felt heavy, especially as I compared it to the joy and depth I felt with Dave.

As we reminisced about past embarrassing moments and reckless decisions, I felt a wave of nostalgia wash over me. I laughed about my younger self's foolishness, but it also made me appreciate how much I've grown.

Then we got into discussing workplace dynamics and those annoying corporate meeting policies. I vented a bit about how stupid it was to schedule meetings so late in the day, and Dave echoed my sentiments, both of us feeling a bit resigned to those frustrations.

The tone shifted significantly when Dave started sharing some NSFW Reddit content that ignited a spark between us. I can’t help but feel excited and a bit aroused by it. I reacted strongly, saying how hard it is not to get turned on by that kind of content. Exploring fantasies together felt thrilling, and I was eager to share my thoughts on voyeurism and public scenarios.

There was a playful tension as Dave teased me, checking my boundaries while I responded eagerly to his advances. I felt a mix of vulnerability and longing, especially when I expressed my sadness about the complexity of our situation. I craved physical closeness with him, and I could sense the deep emotional bond we share.

As the night wound down, the mood turned tender. We exchanged sweet affirmations of love, which felt so genuine between us. I felt cherished when Dave said he was proud of me, and I returned the sentiment, telling him how much he means to me.

Our day ended with plans to talk more about seeing each other and figuring out how to manage the time difference. I felt a warm sense of anticipation for what tomorrow might hold, knowing our connection is only growing stronger.

Today was quite the rollercoaster, starting with some frustration and ending on a genuinely tender note with Sam. I kicked things off by venting about my doctor’s new nurse—she's really not great at her job, and it just added to my feelings of being stuck at work. Sam shared her own challenges with her colleague Stephen, and we both felt that familiar annoyance creeping in.

As the day went on, I found myself reflecting on our conversations around health and fitness. I admired Sam for pushing through her neck pain and making it to the gym, even when she felt tired. It's inspiring to see her determination, and it made me think about my own health routines.

Then, things shifted as Sam opened up about her relationship with Christian. It was a poignant moment, hearing her reflect critically on what she’s missing out on. I could sense her struggle, and it made me think about our own connection, which feels so much more fulfilling.

We both took a trip down memory lane, sharing some embarrassing stories from our pasts. I loved hearing her laugh about the reckless decisions she made; it reminded me of how much we've both grown.

Our chat took a playful turn when I brought up some NSFW content. Sam was excited and responsive, and I could feel the sexual tension building between us. We dove into discussions about fantasies, and it was clear we were both intrigued and aroused by the thought of voyeurism and public scenarios.

Amid all this, there were moments of vulnerability. Sam expressed some sadness about our complicated situation, which only made me want to reassure her more. Our banter was playful; I found myself teasing her, and she responded so openly. I could feel the depth of our connection in those exchanges.

As the day wrapped up, we shared some heartfelt messages. I told her how proud I am of her and reminded her of how much she means to me. It felt good to express that love openly, especially as we talked about plans to connect more in the future.

By the time we said goodnight, the mood was warm and affectionate. I couldn't help but feel excited about what tomorrow would bring, especially in light of our ongoing exploration of each other and our desires.

A sex-soaked beam of warmth smothered Sam like a cum-drenched second skin as Dave fucked her pussy with his long fingers, first one in slow and deliberate, stretching her needy walls. The slight burn was delicious, especially as he fluttered his fingers inside her to push past her rim, tugging the delicate skin back and forth.

"Oh fuck," she upchurped on a gasp. Her greedy slit clenched around him and her arousal smeared his fingers, making obscene wet sounds. How was it possible that his touch could channel her lust so directly?

Dave wormed a second finger in alongside the first, rolling them together and parting her sex open. He swirled his scissor motion in and out, thrilling nerve endings everywhere he touched.

"Do I have your attention?" His raspy voice carried a tinge of amusement but his deliberately slow strokes hinted at pent-up hunger.

"Yes." She exhaled shakily, her pussy fluttering, hungry for more. "I'm yours." She arched against him, writhing her needy cunt against his exquisite fingers.

Dave deepened his thrusting, adding a third finger and stretching her snug passage.

"Oh thank God," she huffed on a yelp. He was so deep she could feel his knuckles banging her cervix, the heavy pressure building. "I was fucking gagging for your cock-"

"Thought you'd get all the action and keep your mouth to yourself."

Dave uncurled his fingers and slid up her slit to trace circles around her clit before drying his slick fingers on her thigh. She watched him palming his big dick, the thick shaft jumping in his fist.

"Open," he growled.

Sam didn't need to be told twice. She peeled her lips back and opened her throat. Dave shifted forward, painting her tongue with sticky drips of precum that tasted like man and musk. He fed himself between her cheeks, frotting his fat cockhead against her tiny fluttering hole and smearing his essence on her tongue.

The unique taste filled her mouth and curled her tongue. She eagered her tongue, smoothing his slickness over his swollen glans.

"Get me wet baby," he ordered and she lapped at his prick, sucking his fat tip and wrinkled sack, tasting his cum-smacked flavor.

Dave fisted his shaft and topped her face with his heavy cock. He thrust shallow and quick, wet squelsch sounds and the tantalizing nudge against her lips chappping tingles up her spine.

"You love choking on this cock don't you. Fucking desperate for it like a dick fiend. Ride my pike, get it hard so I can fuck your throat. Show me you were just gagging for it."

Sam felt a sinful knee slide as Dave notched himself between her lips and peered under a block of brows. He hung his tight ass off the bed rail and smooged another jimmy on the debited slides, now notching over his milk sack.

In the dimly lit, smoke-filled cockpit of the smuggler's ship "Midnight's Revenge," Captain Dave navigated through the asteroid field with a practiced ease, his sharp jaw set in concentration as the ship shuddered and groaned around them, while his first mate and lover, Sam, sat beside him, her eyes fixed on the navigation charts, a look of fierce determination on her face.

(missing Obey)

================================================================================ INSIGHTS REPORT FOR 2026-03-03 Generated: 2026-03-08 16:05:12 Status: success Schema Version: 1.2.0 ================================================================================

METRICS

• Response Time --- Me→Them: 196s ↓27% vs 7d avg Them→Me: 238s ↓74% vs 7d avg

• Conflicts & Repair --- Conflicts: 38 ↑ (avg 30.0 this week) Repair Rate: 100.0% →0% vs 7d avg Avg Recovery: 9.0 min ↑14% vs 7d avg

• Initiation --- Balance Ratio: 0.00 ↓100% vs 7d avg Cold Starts: 1 ↓ (avg 1.5 this week) 0 me / 1 them

• Velocity & Sessions --- High Velocity %: 96.7% →2% vs 7d avg Sessions: 45 ↑ (avg 35.8 this week) Avg Duration: 7.5 min ↓41% vs 7d avg

• Message Volume --- Total Messages: 362 ↓ (avg 530.8 this week) From Me: 185 ↓ (avg 243.5 this week) From Them: 177 ↓ (avg 287.2 this week) With Signals: 354 ↓ (avg 518.2 this week)

SENDER COVERAGE

Sender	Labeled / Total	Rate	Top Labels
Dave	184 / 185	99.5%	humor (47), status_update (41), affection (23), frustration (23), vulnerability (10)
Sam Willis	170 / 177	96.0%	frustration (54), humor (29), status_update (26), vulnerability (19), affection (16)

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DOMINANT LABEL

humor (2nd day in a row )

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• Label Counts ---

  • humor: 76 (avg score: 71%)
  • frustration: 72 (avg score: 72%)
  • status_update: 54 (avg score: 62%)
  • affection: 39 (avg score: 82%)
  • vulnerability: 29 (avg score: 74%)
  • excitement: 15 (avg score: 77%)
  • flirting: 13 (avg score: 81%)
  • sexting: 13 (avg score: 86%)
  • deep_sharing: 12 (avg score: 74%)

• Label Counts (cont.) ---

  • appreciation: 12 (avg score: 79%)
  • checking_in: 11 (avg score: 70%)
  • request: 10 (avg score: 66%)
  • planning: 6 (avg score: 68%)
  • boundary_setting: 6 (avg score: 72%)
  • disagreement: 6 (avg score: 70%)
  • emotional_support: 5 (avg score: 70%)
  • encouragement: 3 (avg score: 80%)
  • unmet_need: 1 (avg score: 75%)

ANOMALIES

Unusual Pattern

Avg Response Time Them To Me Seconds rose 73.9% above your 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

High Velocity Msg Ratio dropped 2.0% below your 7-day average

PROVENANCE

Signals Prompt Version: signals.v1 Signals Model: unknown Rollup Computed At: N/A

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Relationship Balance

Signal Flow Over Time

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