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2026-08-07

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[2026-08-07 08:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are crazy. I haven't watched this one yet, but I will you know. What did I watch win last night? I don't think I watched any last night. Oh you know what I did watch a Sergeant Curtis one with this black chick that got pulled over I'll have to link it to. I haven't already seen it, but she went fucking ballistic. Like right from the beginning of the traffic stop it was like One of those where he walked up to the car and she was on the phone and like basically just ignoring him talking to her mom and then talking to her dad and he was like license registration she would do it 70 something in a 35 or something like that and she just kept on ignoring him and he told her to step out and she fucking just went insane Oh God, I don't even know how he could put up with that shit because he didn't just like I feel like he could've just jerked her ass out of the car and smashed her down on the ground, but he didn't. He kinda like fought around with her and stuff and chased her around the car, it was ridiculous. I definitely would've tasted her So yeah Oh God, I slept good Hopefully you did. I'm sure you didn't so, let me know. What is going on today? I have no meetings today which is not uncommon for Friday. You have some shit to do, though. I probably should've already done this week. Table top exercises diffusion So I'm a try to do that this morning One of my printers fucking blew up last night and the nozzle got all clogged up after it like like printed I don't halfway and then sometimes I think I've seen you like photos of this, but sometimes like It'll come up off the print bed so then it just like the wood ever has been printed will start moving all around and sometimes the nozzle gets all clogged up and it's just like it blocks like to fill it coming out so it balloons all up around the nozzle makes a huge mess and then all the shit gets all spread around everywhere anyway that happened last night so I gotta fix that So that's a pain but part of the game I got some more Adapters to get out too Tell you Dominic, I guess made another real last night and then for yesterday sometime and then Mr. Subaru posted it on his On a story so that was cool Yeah, so I'm gonna go do those things. I hope you have a wonderful morning and a wonderful rest of the day and I guess you gotta go in the office today huh kind of sucks if that's the case but I'm sure it'll be nice and quiet then maybe you could get some stuff done and hopefully the traffic won't be too bad. And I can't wait to talk to you soon, sweetheart
[2026-08-07 08:01:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-08-07 08:32:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to get uppppppppppp
[2026-08-07 08:32:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 08:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-07 08:35:00] Dave: That’s awfully aggressive lol
[2026-08-07 08:35:00] Sam Willis: That’s how I feel in the mornings
[2026-08-07 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Godddddddd
[2026-08-07 08:36:00] Dave: Full of energy?!
[2026-08-07 08:36:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-07 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Full of rage
[2026-08-07 08:37:00] Sam Willis: Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!
[2026-08-07 08:37:00] Sam Willis: And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll
[2026-08-07 08:37:00] Dave: It would be nice if they’d just…. Stop
[2026-08-07 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Send me the sgt Curtis one you’re talking about with the black chick that went insane. I might have seen it.
[2026-08-07 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Ppl are fucking loco
[2026-08-07 08:53:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuM1581AdmU Sergeant Curtis 23K likes, 10K comments. "Entitled Teen Acts Out In Front Of The Wr...
[2026-08-07 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Put the god damn TTXs in fusion already!! You said this yesterday lol
[2026-08-07 08:54:00] Sam Willis: That sucks about the printing
[2026-08-07 08:55:00] Dave: Haha, yeah. It happens though 🤷‍♂️
[2026-08-07 08:56:00] Sam Willis: Yay about Mr Subaru!
[2026-08-07 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Fuck offfffff Oura
[2026-08-07 08:57:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-07 09:32:00] Dave: What an asshole!
[2026-08-07 09:32:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-07 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t seen that sgt Curtis one yet. Holy hell that bitch is CRAZY
[2026-08-07 09:56:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-08-07 09:56:00] Dave: This is one of those…
[2026-08-07 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Also those poor kids in her car. Fucking bawling
[2026-08-07 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Traumatized
[2026-08-07 09:56:00] Sam Willis: I mean wtf
[2026-08-07 10:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my Lord, I am so late to work like I just cannot get going. I didn't go to bed till like 640 then I was like getting ready that my dad called me and my mom as they were driving to Costco because they have to make a special trip an hour and a half to two hours away to go to Costco. So then I was on the phone with them and I just took the dogs to daycare and I'm just now leaving daycare to go to work Also, OK so like Layla and Levi on their leash is like nodded in a couple spots. I don't even know it probably just naturally got knocked overtime but it's been very helpful cause it's basically like another place to hold onto that. Makes it like a shorter leash anyway. But Layla's just completely broke off where it was nodded so she just has this little knob of a leash and it happened in the car just now and so when I went to take her out for daycare, I was like where the fuck is your leash and then she gets in a daycare like why is your leash just like enough? The other piece sitting in my car these dogs are just. I just feel like I'm not a good mom. I'm an over my head. I just got too much. They're just like long for the crazy fucking ride and I had to slam on my fucking brakes. And the dogs like luckily they didn't go fucking flying but they were like wow and I'm like yeah this is why you need to get in the fucking backseat. I really need to fucking seatbelt them in and then low-key. I'll just be fucking minding my own business driving in the next thing I know I'll get to licking me behind my ear and it is so overstimulating. I'm overstimulated, but happy Friday God I am going to. I'm declaring tomorrow a same day and I might just sleep the whole fucking day. That's what I think I'm gonna do. I cannot fucking wait.
[2026-08-07 10:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my heavens, you are a mess. You're a great dog mom though. Layla's old ass even need a leak Along beside you And yeah, I think tomorrow should definitely be a same day You need some fucking time maybe even go get another massage Need to relax Yeah, that's crazy though how late you're going but it's Friday so whatever fuck it just get there and fuck leave it 12 and it'll be fine Just so you really all you need to do is that gym? You're not checking how long you've been there So don't even sweat it fuck it just get their badge and fucking leave for that matter Thought about doing that Yeah, I go and stay for a couple hours and then
[2026-08-07 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I haven't listened to your message yet, but I've been listening to more of that that Sergeant Curtis Video and like The adults were like you know she's been pulled over before. She doesn't know what she needs to do and it made me think like I don't know my parents ever taught me what I needed to do. If a cop pulled me over. I mean, my dad wasn't. Like when I was 16 but like I can't remember them ever teaching me what to do but I do think like yeah driver's ed classes they need to teach you and I don't think they do. I can't recall like ever learning like this is how you handle yourself in a traffic stop. These are the things that they're gonna ask you this is why these are the walls around this. I just miss my motherfucking turn. I don't think so anyway And why is that not a thing that should be a thing?
[2026-08-07 10:34:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm like what do you mean you thought about that with the badge and then leave like that is basically what you do you're there like four or five hours, bro What's happening here? Traffic is a goddamn shit show I Cut I love this for me anyway sorry I'm driving and I'm not great part of town and I am making questionable traffic moves, but no Layla does not need a leash like and I have to literally physically pick her up and put her Down on the ground and in about breaks my back, she won't like go down on her own. She won't get up on her own anyway and so then I just let her help hobble over to the door and then just sit there and wait there for them to let her in. So it luckily it was her leash that broke My whole life is a shit show I think that was it
[2026-08-07 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Oh fuck no
[2026-08-07 10:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, first of all you're only at the office for about six hours or so most days if even that so I don't know how you're talking shit about me being there for so little of time But I do admit, I'm not there for But that's Eric's fault because he said that when he thought like a few months ago, when as we've talked about all this returned office shit whatever mandatory days time badging in all those things he said he thinks the sweet spot is about five hours in the office is what they're looking for We got a minimum obviously But turns out they're not even looking at how long you've been there Any AnyWho What was the other thing you said oh yeah you definitely better better call that number So they have your number With their fucking Fishing stuff, social engineering Oh, in the cop yeah that was the other thing so I mean, do you really need to be taught like if you can drive a car? You should be able to follow simple directions like hey I'm Officer clutter with the fucking Fort Worth PD can you I need to see your license and registration please like you I think they teach you that In drivers Ed that like maybe they don't I don't know but like you're required to have a drivers license and a registration and insurance and you're required to show that to the police if you get pulled over so I think that is probably mentioned, but even even if not like the instruction is pretty clear Right
[2026-08-07 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: The instruction may be clear, but people think that they don't have to comply problem and then they're like why why are you asking for this? Why are you touching me? Why do I have to get out? Why do I have to show you like people don't understand the fucking basic rules of The road And like no, I'm almost positive like they don't teach you that shit and so they should I swear to God kids are more and more fucking dumb every day so we have
[2026-08-07 10:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, and I called the fraud department and she was like oh the number I see is your number she's like did you just like apply for any new products or do anything kind of different and I was like oh yeah like I'm getting a home alone and she's like oh yeah she's like I really wish they changed the messaging but anytime you like get something new and they put your phone number on there. It sends it as if you change your phone number. And I'm like that's stupid she's like yeah I really hate that anyway thank God nobody stole my shit. I'm like this is not the time. I have a wire transfer pending like I need my money my little bit of money that I have I need it.
[2026-08-07 11:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So are you sure that that was US Bank that you called like Because I would've not replied to that Unless you looked up like U.S. Bank's phone number separately and not use the one that was there like that text message
[2026-08-07 11:05:00] Sam Willis: I called the right one
[2026-08-07 11:05:00] Sam Willis: DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
[2026-08-07 11:11:00] Dave: Last Monday?
[2026-08-07 11:11:00] Sam Willis: Did I WFH on Monday the 27?
[2026-08-07 11:12:00] Dave: Or the week before?
[2026-08-07 11:12:00] Dave: I think you wfh this past Monday which was the 3rd
[2026-08-07 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Last Monday. The 27. But I found it. I WFH on Wednesday and Thursday of that week
[2026-08-07 11:13:00] Dave: Not sure about the previous one
[2026-08-07 13:29:00] Dave: My printer blowout turned into a whole thing 🙄. I just finished reassembling it. Luckily I had some spare parts
[2026-08-07 13:29:00] Dave: How’s work?
[2026-08-07 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Work is good. I’m being productive AF!!
[2026-08-07 13:30:00] Sam Willis: God I love not having meetings
[2026-08-07 13:30:00] Dave: You can probably tell which one was the fucked up one lol
[2026-08-07 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Eeeep! That’s the shit part about printing overnight I’d think.
[2026-08-07 13:30:00] Sam Willis: Omg!!! lol
[2026-08-07 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Did it like…melt off?
[2026-08-07 13:31:00] Dave: That thing is like, in the middle of the printer too so it’s a pain to get to
[2026-08-07 13:31:00] Dave: The yellow is filament that squished all up past where it isn’t supposed to go
[2026-08-07 13:32:00] Dave: And it was causing the nozzle to not seat right. So that, in turn, scratched the f out of the print bed - which I do not have a replacement for
[2026-08-07 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeep
[2026-08-07 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Did you get your damn TTXs in fusion lol
[2026-08-07 14:23:00] Dave: 🤫😅
[2026-08-07 14:23:00] Dave: Hahaha, yeah I got them in
[2026-08-07 14:23:00] Sam Willis: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
[2026-08-07 14:24:00] Dave: I could do more though
[2026-08-07 14:24:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-07 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Out getting me some Subway
[2026-08-07 14:25:00] Dave: You still kickin’ ass?
[2026-08-07 14:31:00] Dave: From hauling your 1 thousand animals around lol
[2026-08-07 14:31:00] Sam Willis: God my car is so so filthy
[2026-08-07 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-07 15:11:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: She’s flipping adorable
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: And I thought she was dead. Ugh
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Dave: That’s gray kitty
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: WHAT IS HAPPENING
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: omg is it dead?!?
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Dave: I’m looking for some old pics and came across those hehehe
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: DID YOU GET A KITTEN
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Don’t do that
[2026-08-07 15:12:00] Sam Willis: bro
[2026-08-07 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Omg what little shitters!!
[2026-08-07 15:13:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:13:00] Dave: She was such a mess lol
[2026-08-07 15:13:00] Sam Willis: So so little
[2026-08-07 15:17:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Baby bearrrrrrr
[2026-08-07 15:18:00] Dave: Boobers
[2026-08-07 15:19:00] Sam Willis: It is?!?
[2026-08-07 15:19:00] Dave: K, standby. Yeah they’re pretty close
[2026-08-07 15:19:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure there are differences but I don’t see them unless they’re
[2026-08-07 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Why are they identical. Ok show me pics of them
[2026-08-07 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Omg 😭😭😭😭
[2026-08-07 15:20:00] Dave: Boobers looked more like an actual bear lol
[2026-08-07 15:22:00] Dave: God…. What happened to me lol
[2026-08-07 15:23:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:25:00] Dave: Lol.. this is how boomers slept sometimes Most of her body up under the bed
[2026-08-07 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmmmmmmmmmm
[2026-08-07 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmmmmmmmmmm
[2026-08-07 15:46:00] Dave: 😭
[2026-08-07 15:46:00] Dave:
[2026-08-07 15:57:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-07 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Ok so now I can definitely see the differences
[2026-08-07 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Boobers WAS a bear!! lol
[2026-08-07 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Bear is a derp lol
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Back to this.
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Back to this.
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-08-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-07 16:51:00] Dave: Definitely bite 😈
[2026-08-07 16:52:00] Dave: Ok… goals
[2026-08-07 16:52:00] Dave: Get hot enough lats for Sam to bite 😏🤤
[2026-08-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Id love to bite you right now!!
[2026-08-07 16:53:00] Dave: Instantly hard 🤭
[2026-08-07 16:53:00] Dave: I know!
[2026-08-07 16:53:00] Dave: Ahhhhh
[2026-08-07 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Traffic is pissing me off plus I was like oh yeah I have all these coupons for a car wash for free just like the express express car wash the platinum kind for free. I have four or five coupons so I go there and I'm trying to use my motherfucking coupon and it won't read the fucking barcode so that I end up paying the $22 anyway so that pissed me off then they have a smashed in these freaking little conveyor shit like sardines, which always makes me nervous because what if I don't get off the conveyor belt in time I don't like that and then this bitch took fucking forever to get out of the car wash because they wanted to take a lift. When there's no light so they have to wait for all this fucking traffic to get through so they can take a left and it's like bro why don't you just take a right and then pull the fucking UV one fucking stop light up So then the other thing I was gonna say is Allison messaging me and she's getting her dog tested for Cushing's disease, which is what Layla has and she's like I just picked up from the vet and the doctor was explaining to me that the Cushing's meds are $250 a month and you know his arthritis medicine is already $100 a month and something else 150 and I was like $250 a month that's fucking outrageous like there's no way It should cost that much there's no way I'm paying that much for Layla's medicine and then sure shit I just did a quick search in my email and I'm paying 250 toddlers in love for Layla's medicine so then I started thinking and I'm like I have no idea how much money I'm paying a month in medicine and supplements between her and Levon It's it's gotta be fucking It's gotta be $400 easily probably more than that. Probably five fucking disgusting.
[2026-08-07 17:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Jesus Christ sounds like your life is just fucking ruined today All that car wash shenanigans You should've ran into that bitch in front of you and really just fucked up everything and this dog medicine what what is it that they're taking because that's pretty ridiculous. I'm looking if it's like trial stain I'm looking at. 30 capsules for 75 bucks like from someplace online and I was actually just looking at Indian pharmacies. They don't have the prices up there but like you could probably get it super cheap. Yeah, try stain $25 from chewy.com 75 from tractor supply those are like legit American places so yeah, have you looked online for that stuff cause that is pretty crazy
[2026-08-07 17:24:00] Sam Willis: 70mg
[2026-08-07 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Vetoryl is the dogs medicine
[2026-08-07 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Indian pharmacies. Bro
[2026-08-07 17:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So yeah Is the name brand of trial stain and let me tell you about Indian pharmacies my mom has rheumatoid arthritis and she has been taking this medication. I forget what it's called but it's popular for that disease or that whatever that thing is and When she retired or maybe something something changed and it was gonna cost her $2500 a month for that medication and I bought it for her from an Indian pharmacy for like $40 a month or something like that Exact same medicine work just fine. They have all the same production standards I mean not exactly the same but like it's still high-quality production and it's not like some fucking dude making his backyard like they're made in like chemical factories.
[2026-08-07 17:27:00] Sam Willis: $2500 a month!!!!
[2026-08-07 17:27:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m even more pissed lol
[2026-08-07 17:27:00] Sam Willis: What the fuck!!!
[2026-08-07 17:27:00] Sam Willis: That is fucking ridiculous
[2026-08-07 17:27:00] Sam Willis: Bro our healthcare system is FUCKED
[2026-08-07 17:29:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s fucking ridiculous
[2026-08-07 17:29:00] Dave: 6 months for $100
[2026-08-07 17:43:00] Dave: Getting so close to snuggling 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-08-07 18:44:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HKkwWJosiw Midwest Safety 28K likes, 15K comments. "How To Catch a Felony at the Zoo"
[2026-08-07 18:44:00] Dave: Brooooo 🤦‍♂️
[2026-08-07 18:44:00] Sam Willis: The title itself is making me laugh lol
[2026-08-07 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Will watch in a bit
[2026-08-07 19:35:00] Sam Willis: I’m insane and going to hang out with some of the old rescue friends tonight. Impromptu hang!
[2026-08-07 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Trying to squeeze in all my friend visits before I leave
[2026-08-07 19:37:00] Dave: Fun! What are y’all gonna do?
[2026-08-07 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow I’m DEFINITELY sleeping all day 🤭
[2026-08-07 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Just going to Ali’s house
[2026-08-07 19:38:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-08-07 19:39:00] Dave: Waiting on Grayson to cook dinner 🙄
[2026-08-07 19:39:00] Dave: He’s making orange chicken and it’s taking fucking foreverrrrrrrrrrr
[2026-08-07 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Omg that’s adorable
[2026-08-07 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-08-07 19:40:00] Sam Willis: He’s trying!!
[2026-08-07 19:41:00] Sam Willis: God I remember this with Quinn too
[2026-08-07 19:44:00] Sam Willis: You poor babe
[2026-08-07 19:44:00] Dave: I was planning on getting pizza at like 6. Like ALWAYS
[2026-08-07 19:44:00] Dave: So now I’m completely famished
[2026-08-07 19:44:00] Sam Willis: Awww baby
[2026-08-07 19:45:00] Sam Willis: You might die
[2026-08-07 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Quinn’s always did lolol
[2026-08-07 19:45:00] Dave: And it’s probably going to suck
[2026-08-07 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Oh for sure lmao
[2026-08-07 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Oh for sure lmao
[2026-08-07 19:46:00] Dave: Greyson has made some decent stuffs before but idk about this…
[2026-08-07 19:46:00] Sam Willis: Is this his first time making orange chicken
[2026-08-07 19:46:00] Dave: He’s using the wok to fry rice 😅
[2026-08-07 19:49:00] Dave: I’m literally wasting away
[2026-08-07 19:49:00] Dave: I’m literally wasting away
[2026-08-07 19:49:00] Dave: Lmao just saw this
[2026-08-07 19:49:00] Dave: Lmao just saw this
[2026-08-07 20:07:00] Dave: yep. Gross
[2026-08-07 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Nooooo was it really??
[2026-08-07 20:15:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-08-07 20:15:00] Dave: I’m going to McDonald’s now lol
[2026-08-07 20:15:00] Dave: 🤢
[2026-08-07 20:21:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-08-07 20:22:00] Sam Willis: that is so mean!!!
[2026-08-07 20:25:00] Dave: lol… Greyson’s don’t like it either
[2026-08-07 22:07:00] Dave: Hope you’re having a great time babydoll ☺️
[2026-08-07 22:07:00] Dave: I’m heading to bed
[2026-08-07 22:08:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either!!
[2026-08-07 22:08:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby. Sweet dreams!
[2026-08-07 22:08:00] Dave: Love you and can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow when you wake up at noon
[2026-08-07 22:08:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-08-07 22:09:00] Sam Willis: ❤️

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DAY OVERVIEW Friday began with playful banter and shared entertainment over a Sergeant Curtis video, but soon shifted to frustration and fatigue for Sam with her late start, traffic woes, and high-cost pet medications. The day oscillated between work updates and humorous exchanges, ending with Sam's anticipation for a sleep-in Saturday, while Dave waited anxiously for a dinner made by Greyson.

TOPIC INVENTORY

  1. Traffic and Car Wash Experience
  2. Sam expressed frustration over a car wash that initially wouldn't accept her coupon and subsequent issues with the conveyor system. She also shared her anger about traffic, noting the inefficiency of the car wash system and drivers.
  3. Emotional register: Frustrated, angry.

  4. Notable quotes: "I go there and I'm trying to use my motherfucking coupon and it won't read the fucking barcode so that I end up paying the $22 anyway."

  5. Pet Medication Costs

  6. Sam discussed the high cost of her dogs' medications, specifically mentioning Vetoryl for Layla, which costs $250 a month, and the additional $100 for arthritis medicine for Levon. She also shared her frustration with the healthcare system, comparing it to her mother's similar struggles.
  7. Emotional register: Frustrated, concerned, angry.

  8. Notable quotes: "$250 a month that's fucking outrageous like there's no way I'm paying that much for Layla's medicine."

  9. Indian Pharmacies

  10. Dave suggested looking into Indian pharmacies for cheaper medications, sharing his mother's experience with significantly reduced costs for her rheumatoid arthritis medication, which would have cost her $2500 a month.
  11. Emotional register: Hopeful, informed.

  12. Notable quotes: "They have all the same production standards... It's not like some fucking dude making his backyard."

  13. Workday Productivity

  14. Sam mentioned being productive at work, enjoying not having meetings, and making significant progress, despite her car mess and the challenges of the day.
  15. Emotional register: Satisfied, positive.

  16. Notable quotes: "I’m being productive AF!!"

  17. Dinner Incident

  18. Dave shared his experience of anticipating pizza, but instead waiting for Greyson to cook dinner, which took much longer than expected, and reportedly wasn't good, leading Dave to go to McDonald's.
  19. Emotional register: Frustrated, hungry, amused.
  20. Notable quotes: "I’m literally wasting away."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam expressed a desire to lick and bite Dave's lats, using terms like "lick those lats" and "bite them too. Ugh. So so hot," indicating a sexual fantasy or desire. - Dave responded positively, saying "Definitely bite" and expressing immediate arousal, "Instantly hard," and a playful challenge to get lats she wants to bite. - They anticipated physical intimacy, with Dave teasing, "Getting so close to snuggling," and later saying, "Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow when you wake up at noon," which suggests an underlying sexual or intimate longing.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam seemed more frustrated and overwhelmed, venting about her day's challenges, while Dave offered supportive and informative suggestions, like exploring cheaper medication options. - Dave teased Sam with phrases like "Getting so close to snuggling," indicating a playful lead in their dynamic. - Both shared in the humor and relief of Dave's dinner mishap, with Dave ending the day with affectionate verbal cues, highlighting their caring and affectionate relationship.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, affectionate. - "People are crazy." — Dave, teasing. - "Full of rage" — Sam, humorous. - "I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby" — Dave, affectionate. - "Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!" — Sam, humorous. - "That's a pain but part of the game" — Dave, accepting. - "I'm declaring tomorrow a same day" — Sam, decisive. - "I'm not a good mom" — Sam, vulnerable. - "I have no idea how much money I'm paying a month in medicine and supplements" — Sam, concerned. - "I remember this with Quinn too" — Sam, nostalgic. - "I’m heading to bed" — Dave, closing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - The unresolved topic of pet medication costs and the potential savings through Indian pharmacies. - Sam's plan to sleep all day on Saturday, which may affect their communication for the day. - Anticipation for a future conversation about getting physical together, hinted by Dave's playful remarks and their evident longing.

MOOD MAP Frustration → Supportive → Playful → Anxious → Amused → Affectionate.

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    183

    22.0 more; previous daily average 161.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    26

    3.3 more; previous daily average 22.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 80 · 44% 103 · 56%
Average reply time 3m 27s (n=43) 3m 27s (n=44)
Conversation starts 2 of 2 · 100% 0 of 2 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 27s (n=43). 26% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 44s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 281 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 27s (n=44). 25% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 279 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 35.7 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 64.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 14 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 34s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 183 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update47 · 26%
Humor36 · 20%
Frustration30 · 16%
Affection14 · 8%
Emotional support8 · 4%

All other signals

Checking in7 · 4%
Excitement7 · 4%
Flirting7 · 4%
Vulnerability6 · 3%
Sexting5 · 3%
Deep sharing4 · 2%
Appreciation2 · 1%
Disagreement2 · 1%
Encouragement2 · 1%
Planning2 · 1%
Request2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (25), Humor (19), Frustration (12), Checking in (4), Affection (3)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (22), Frustration (18), Humor (17), Affection (11), Excitement (7)

Tension and positive follow-ups

10 of 22 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (45%).

12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 54s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 22 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Full of energy?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    Full of rage

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    It would be nice if they’d just…. Stop

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Send me the sgt Curtis one you’re talking about with the black chick that went insane. I might have seen it.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ppl are fucking loco

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ppl are fucking loco

  2. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuM1581AdmU Sergeant Curtis 23K likes, 10K comments. "Entitled Teen Acts Out In Front Of The Wr...

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Put the god damn TTXs in fusion already!! You said this yesterday lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about the printing

  5. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Haha, yeah. It happens though 🤷‍♂️

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

165 of 183 messages (90.2%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 71 / 80 88.8%
Sam Willis 94 / 103 91.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.78
Appreciation 0.70
Boundary setting 0.70
Checking in 0.65
Deep sharing 0.69
Disagreement 0.57
Emotional support 0.75
Encouragement 0.72
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.82
Frustration 0.74
Humor 0.71
Planning 0.80
Request 0.60
Sexting 0.82
Status update 0.62
Vulnerability 0.74
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 13:11:47
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You still kickin’ ass?

  2. Context · · Dave

    From hauling your 1 thousand animals around lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    God my car is so so filthy

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes

  5. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    She’s flipping adorable

  4. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I thought she was dead. Ugh

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Don’t do that

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg what little shitters!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    She was such a mess lol

Appreciation

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are c…

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to get uppppppppppp

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Waiting on Grayson to cook dinner 🙄

  2. Context · · Dave

    He’s making orange chicken and it’s taking fucking foreverrrrrrrrrrr

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg that’s adorable

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s trying!!

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m looking for some old pics and came across those hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    DID YOU GET A KITTEN

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Don’t do that

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg what little shitters!!

Checking in

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are c…

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to get uppppppppppp

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Not sure about the previous one

  2. Context · · Dave

    My printer blowout turned into a whole thing 🙄. I just finished reassembling it. Luckily I had some spare parts

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How’s work?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Work is good. I’m being productive AF!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I love not having meetings

score 0.78 · confidence 0.9319999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Out getting me some Subway

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You still kickin’ ass?

  4. Context · · Dave

    From hauling your 1 thousand animals around lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    God my car is so so filthy

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    What an asshole!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I hadn’t seen that sgt Curtis one yet. Holy hell that bitch is CRAZY

  4. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  5. Context · · Dave

    This is one of those…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I thought she was dead. Ugh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s gray kitty

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT IS HAPPENING

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    omg is it dead?!?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok so now I can definitely see the differences

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Boobers WAS a bear!! lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bear is a derp lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this. This message responded to an earlier message.

Disagreement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I'm like what do you mean you thought about that with the badge and then leave like that is basically what you do you're there like four or five hours, bro What's happening here? Traffic is a goddamn shit show I Cut I love t…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh fuck no

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, first of all you're only at the office for about six hours or so most days if even that so I don't know how you're talking shit about me being there for so little of time But I do admit, I'm not there f…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: The instruction may be clear, but people think that they don't have to comply problem and then they're like why why are you asking for this? Why are you touching me? Why do I have to get out? Why do I have to show you like p…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, and I called the fraud department and she was like oh the number I see is your number she's like did you just like apply for any new products or do anything kind of different and I was like oh yeah like I'm getting a hom…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh for sure lmao This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh for sure lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Greyson has made some decent stuffs before but idk about this…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is this his first time making orange chicken

  5. Context · · Dave

    He’s using the wok to fry rice 😅

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    This is one of those…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Also those poor kids in her car. Fucking bawling

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Traumatized

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean wtf

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean wtf

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my Lord, I am so late to work like I just cannot get going. I didn't go to bed till like 640 then I was like getting ready that my dad called me and my mom as they were driving to Costco because they have to make a specia…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my heavens, you are a mess. You're a great dog mom though. Layla's old ass even need a leak Along beside you And yeah, I think tomorrow should definitely be a same day You need some fucking time maybe ev…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I haven't listened to your message yet, but I've been listening to more of that that Sergeant Curtis Video and like The adults were like you know she's been pulled over before. She doesn't know what she needs to do and i…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I'm like what do you mean you thought about that with the badge and then leave like that is basically what you do you're there like four or five hours, bro What's happening here? Traffic is a goddamn shit show I Cut I love t…

score 0.76 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I love not having meetings

  2. Context · · Dave

    You can probably tell which one was the fucked up one lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Eeeep! That’s the shit part about printing overnight I’d think.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg!!! lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did it like…melt off?

Encouragement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, yeah I got them in

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I could do more though

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Out getting me some Subway

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg that’s adorable

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He’s trying!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I remember this with Quinn too

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You poor babe

Excitement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.77 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about the printing

  2. Context · · Dave

    Haha, yeah. It happens though 🤷‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yay about Mr Subaru!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fuck offfffff Oura

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    My printer blowout turned into a whole thing 🙄. I just finished reassembling it. Luckily I had some spare parts

  2. Context · · Dave

    How’s work?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Work is good. I’m being productive AF!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I love not having meetings

  5. Context · · Dave

    You can probably tell which one was the fucked up one lol

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    How’s work?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Work is good. I’m being productive AF!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    God I love not having meetings

  4. Context · · Dave

    You can probably tell which one was the fucked up one lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Eeeep! That’s the shit part about printing overnight I’d think.

Flirting

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Baby bearrrrrrr

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Boobers

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It is?!?

  5. Context · · Dave

    K, standby. Yeah they’re pretty close

score 0.90 · confidence 0.995

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this. This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot

score 0.88 · confidence 0.7905

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵

Frustration

Showing 3 of 30 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Full of energy?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Full of rage

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

score 0.80 · confidence 0.731

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Full of rage

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

  5. Context · · Dave

    It would be nice if they’d just…. Stop

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why do mornings keep HAPPENING?!?!?!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It would be nice if they’d just…. Stop

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Send me the sgt Curtis one you’re talking about with the black chick that went insane. I might have seen it.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ppl are fucking loco

Humor

Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.88

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are c…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to get uppppppppppp

  4. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s awfully aggressive lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s how I feel in the mornings

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s how I feel in the mornings

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Full of energy?!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Full of rage

Planning

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The title itself is making me laugh lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Will watch in a bit

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m insane and going to hang out with some of the old rescue friends tonight. Impromptu hang!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Trying to squeeze in all my friend visits before I leave

  5. Context · · Dave

    Fun! What are y’all gonna do?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I remember this with Quinn too

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You poor babe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I was planning on getting pizza at like 6. Like ALWAYS

  4. Context · · Dave

    So now I’m completely famished

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Awww baby

Request

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And to have to drive into the office. Fmlllllll

  2. Context · · Dave

    It would be nice if they’d just…. Stop

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Send me the sgt Curtis one you’re talking about with the black chick that went insane. I might have seen it.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ppl are fucking loco

  5. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuM1581AdmU Sergeant Curtis 23K likes, 10K comments. "Entitled Teen Acts Out In Front Of The Wr...

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    K, standby. Yeah they’re pretty close

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m sure there are differences but I don’t see them unless they’re side by side

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why are they identical. Ok show me pics of them side by side

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg 😭😭😭😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    Boobers looked more like an actual bear lol

Sexting

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.96475

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this. This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot

score 0.88 · confidence 0.96976

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Back to this.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe bite them too. Ugh. So so hot

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want to lick those lats…….🥵🥵🥵

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Status update

Showing 3 of 47 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are c…

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to get uppppppppppp

score 0.60 · confidence 0.8479

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I was just reading your relationship lessons. I appreciate that. I could listen to you or read the phone book, baby However, are you trying to tell me that you need space? People are c…

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to get uppppppppppp

  4. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.8479

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s awfully aggressive lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s how I feel in the mornings

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd

  4. Context · · Dave

    Full of energy?!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

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score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s awfully aggressive lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That’s how I feel in the mornings

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd

  5. Context · · Dave

    Full of energy?!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Traumatized

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean wtf

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my Lord, I am so late to work like I just cannot get going. I didn't go to bed till like 640 then I was like getting ready that my dad called me and my mom as they were driving to Costco because they have to make a specia…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my heavens, you are a mess. You're a great dog mom though. Layla's old ass even need a leak Along beside you And yeah, I think tomorrow should definitely be a same day You need some fucking time maybe ev…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I haven't listened to your message yet, but I've been listening to more of that that Sergeant Curtis Video and like The adults were like you know she's been pulled over before. She doesn't know what she needs to do and i…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    She’s flipping adorable

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    And I thought she was dead. Ugh

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s gray kitty

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT IS HAPPENING