2026-05-29
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[2026-05-29 05:56:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-05-29 05:57:00] Dave: How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-05-29 05:58:00] Dave: And yeah that’s a wild ass story
[2026-05-29 06:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun And then it'll be Fault for making Anyway, yeah, Lorena Bobbitt That's a wild story. I've seen that documentary. I see was that same one Where they like showed all like everything the whole story And your family is hilarious So yeah Going to work I'm not gonna do shit. That'll show. Just sit there once my audiobook properly. What else? I'm still still getting going All eight cylinders just yet Well, you're beautiful. I know that. And I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice So that's what I have to look forward to today so far that's the only thing Just enough though so that's cool OK baby doll I'm not doing so good This morning I got allergies All right, sweetheart I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-05-29 07:29:00] Dave: Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
[2026-05-29 07:30:00] Dave: And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
[2026-05-29 08:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
[2026-05-29 08:09:00] Dave: Dogs ready to get up?
[2026-05-29 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I give up.
[2026-05-29 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Hating lifeeeeeee
[2026-05-29 08:09:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-05-29 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Do you hate life less now?
[2026-05-29 08:10:00] Dave: A little less
[2026-05-29 08:10:00] Sam Willis: And they’re being assholes
[2026-05-29 08:10:00] Dave: …maybe
[2026-05-29 08:11:00] Sam Willis: Not a 1x1
[2026-05-29 08:11:00] Sam Willis: Fucking 8am meeting with Samir
[2026-05-29 08:11:00] Dave: What?! Ugh
[2026-05-29 08:11:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-05-29 08:11:00] Sam Willis: Just listening in. But goddddd
[2026-05-29 08:12:00] Dave: What’s it about?
[2026-05-29 08:12:00] Dave: At least it isn’t a 1:1
[2026-05-29 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Is anyone else in the office
[2026-05-29 08:13:00] Sam Willis: All the big initiatives TRM is a part of. Blah blah
[2026-05-29 08:15:00] Sam Willis: I can’t remember if gabby is coming in or not
[2026-05-29 08:15:00] Dave: Korman
[2026-05-29 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Blahh
[2026-05-29 08:15:00] Dave: That’s it
[2026-05-29 08:23:00] Sam Willis: I just cannot wait to sleep in and take naps this weekend
[2026-05-29 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Are we in a “situationship”?!?!
[2026-05-29 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Omg I just thought of something!
[2026-05-29 08:47:00] Dave: Is that what you want to call it lol
[2026-05-29 08:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m not sure 😂
[2026-05-29 08:48:00] Dave: We’re in something
[2026-05-29 08:49:00] Dave: … love
[2026-05-29 08:49:00] Sam Willis: 🫣
[2026-05-29 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-29 08:49:00] Sam Willis: It’s messed up that even if I thought about flirting with someone else, it’d feel like I was cheating on you
[2026-05-29 08:50:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-05-29 08:50:00] Dave: It’s pretty crazy how we got here 😅
[2026-05-29 08:50:00] Dave: I feel the same way
[2026-05-29 09:01:00] Sam Willis: This is dumb every day of the week 🤬
[2026-05-29 09:02:00] Dave: Bruh… wtf
[2026-05-29 09:03:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-05-29 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning happy Friday. We've almost fucking made it. God anyway how's the office? What are you working on? What you been doing? You've been there for like an hour and a half now I should've just gotten up at like 515 530 like when I was actually up. What time are you gonna leave? I have a call at 1:30 so it's just with the sock so we mostly just bullshit anyway but I'm leaving at two at the absolute latest. I'd like to meet before then but we shall see good thing is I only have two meetings today so can we fucking go people? Christ practically like Sunday drivers anyway sorry rage Anyway, the Lorraine thing so I haven't finished it yet. It's like a 433 or four episodes. I'm like how can this take three or four episodes like she cut off his dick So obviously, she's probably gonna charge or something and and sentences with something Because I'm sure she's gonna be guilty of cutting off his dick and then I'm already to the part where like he was not guilty of like raping her whatever but we'll see. Obviously there's more of the story I mean when I realize she was Latina, it kind of made more sense. But I don't buy the whole she cut off his dick because she was upset that he always gets to have an orgasm and but she doesn't OK no like girls got me more than the story but anyway that was one of the things that she was pissed off because he doesn't get her off Anyway, the guy too, was like good looking you you think you know as you see him on the service and then you realize he's like really a fucking dumb ass So yeah, anyway I don't know how to silence but crazy time in 1993 So anyway What else? Man, I wanna sleep Not gonna be able to this weekend anyway I need to get my ass to the gym. Oh my God what do you have going on this weekend? The only thing I have going on is Xander gonna or just call me but we were talking about the tattoo thing again and then that was today and then Christian's gonna come over tomorrow to help me take out the shed like just trashed Pull trash is next week so I wanna get everything big like squared away So yeah, I have so much like stuff that I'm just gonna junk or leave behind. It's just hopefully I hear back from any job opportunity today. That would be great. I would love that for me so we'll see.
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: Talking to Korman
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: I’ll probably leave around 11
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: And I’m not going to do shit
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: Thank show em
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: Maybe 10
[2026-05-29 09:10:00] Dave: Not doing shit
[2026-05-29 09:11:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-05-29 09:11:00] Dave: …Latina
[2026-05-29 09:11:00] Dave: The Lorena thing
[2026-05-29 09:11:00] Dave: Oh it keeps going lol
[2026-05-29 09:12:00] Dave: Oh yeah… he was a total retard lol
[2026-05-29 09:13:00] Dave: Graduation tomorrow
[2026-05-29 09:13:00] Dave: Oh that’s right! I forgot you mentioned Zander
[2026-05-29 09:14:00] Dave: But that’s it
[2026-05-29 09:16:00] Sam Willis: That is sooooo late
[2026-05-29 09:16:00] Dave: It starts at fucking 7:30!!!
[2026-05-29 09:16:00] Dave: Why tf would they do that?!
[2026-05-29 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. What a shit week to be honest lol
[2026-05-29 09:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-29 09:36:00] Dave: Take as long as you need with Samir though ofc
[2026-05-29 09:36:00] Dave: I land around 1130 your time I think. Just fyi
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: But this is before I even badge in
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: He’s IMd me like two times for Bundt cake deliveries but damn
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Dave: Because it comes up on their screen when you badge in
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: The front security guy knows my name and it’s weird
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Like how
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Dave: You stand out
[2026-05-29 09:45:00] Sam Willis: “Good morning Samantha!” Every morning lol
[2026-05-29 09:46:00] Dave: Because you’re so hot
[2026-05-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: THAT’S probs why I stand out. 😭
[2026-05-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: This is tired. This is old. This is pale.
[2026-05-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Probs bc I’m flying in like a bat out of hell
[2026-05-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-29 09:47:00] Dave: It’s so cute how you really don’t get it 🤭
[2026-05-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: 🙃
[2026-05-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: I think there’s some tea in my stepmom friend group. So can’t wait to catch up on that.
[2026-05-29 09:49:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Duh!
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Dave: Oooooh
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Dave: Lmk!!
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Sam Willis: I JUST got here!!
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Dave: I think I’ma get up out of here pretty soon 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Sam Willis: STAY WITH ME
[2026-05-29 09:50:00] Dave: I’m soooooo bored
[2026-05-29 09:51:00] Dave: Good 👍
[2026-05-29 09:51:00] Sam Willis: You never loved me. It’s fine. I get it.
[2026-05-29 09:51:00] Dave: Friday’s are for doing stuff around the house lol
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Dave: Riiiiiight
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: BYE
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Good day
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: lol I hate you
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-29 09:52:00] Sam Willis: go
[2026-05-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Omg not only do I have a lazy eye but one eye is legit WAY SMALLER!!
[2026-05-29 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Omg not only do I have a lazy eye but one eye is legit WAY SMALLER!!
[2026-05-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now
[2026-05-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo I wonder if they have surgery to fix this kind of stuff
[2026-05-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now
[2026-05-29 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo I wonder if they have surgery to fix this kind of stuff There’s nothing hot about this
[2026-05-29 09:57:00] Dave: You’re so pretty 😍🫠
[2026-05-29 09:59:00] Dave: I want to give you compliments.
[2026-05-29 09:59:00] Sam Willis: I love you and you truly don’t need to give me compliments
[2026-05-29 10:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re not annoying!! I’m the annoying one lol!
[2026-05-29 10:00:00] Dave: Like, for real… no offense 💯
[2026-05-29 10:00:00] Dave: But if it’s annoying, I’ll tone it down
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m saying don’t feel you need to give me compliments every time I complain. Bc I’m not fishing. I’m just being my dramatic grumpy self
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Sam Willis: Practically science
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Dave: I don’t 😘
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Dave: I don’t 😘
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Sam Willis: That is fact
[2026-05-29 10:01:00] Sam Willis: But I do legit have two sized eyes
[2026-05-29 10:02:00] Dave: If you did… I wouldn’t enjoying giving them to you lol
[2026-05-29 10:02:00] Dave: And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯
[2026-05-29 10:02:00] Dave: And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯
[2026-05-29 10:30:00] Dave: I haven’t done fuckall today
[2026-05-29 10:40:00] Dave: How’s the meeting with Samir going?
[2026-05-29 10:41:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-29 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Are you still in the office?
[2026-05-29 10:41:00] Dave: For now
[2026-05-29 10:41:00] Sam Willis: It’s long
[2026-05-29 10:42:00] Dave: Trying to make it to 11
[2026-05-29 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Good job you!!
[2026-05-29 10:43:00] Dave: Lucky everyone
[2026-05-29 10:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m on camera. Sigh
[2026-05-29 10:46:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Dave: It does
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Dave: That’s why I do housework and laundry and shit on Fridays
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I feel like that makes the day much slower.
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Do you have nothing to do?
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I hear you!
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-05-29 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I feel like that makes the day much slower.
[2026-05-29 10:48:00] Dave: I mean, I could do stuff
[2026-05-29 10:48:00] Dave: I mean, I could do stuff
[2026-05-29 10:51:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I’m saying. The doing of the stuff would make work! lol
[2026-05-29 10:51:00] Dave: But…. I don’t do work on Fridays
[2026-05-29 11:45:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if ppl can hear me singing in my office
[2026-05-29 11:46:00] Dave: You sing in your office? That’s adorable
[2026-05-29 11:59:00] Dave: Omg… I just got home and apparently bear got into the liter box and got a bunch of cat shit out… and then the robot vacuum ran through it and smeared it all over the house 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
[2026-05-29 12:02:00] Sam Willis: NOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-05-29 12:02:00] Dave: Yuuuuup
[2026-05-29 12:02:00] Sam Willis: NOOOOOOOO
[2026-05-29 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Are you having fun yet?? 😬😬
[2026-05-29 12:55:00] Dave: Yes 😠
[2026-05-29 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Did you get it all cleaned up?
[2026-05-29 12:56:00] Sam Willis: When my robot vacuum ran over shit, I just threw the whole vacuum away
[2026-05-29 12:56:00] Dave: I haven’t fucked with the vacuum yet
[2026-05-29 12:56:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️
[2026-05-29 12:57:00] Dave: Then mopped up the shit tracks throughout the whole house
[2026-05-29 12:57:00] Sam Willis: 🤮
[2026-05-29 12:57:00] Dave: I had to sweep up all the liter and chunks of shit. Then go back and scrape up where it had gotten smeared thin enough to dry up.
[2026-05-29 12:58:00] Dave: No he was in his kennel
[2026-05-29 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Was Bear trying to help you while you cleaned? 😂
[2026-05-29 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-29 12:59:00] Dave: Emerson must have kenneled him up before he went to work but after Bear got into the liter box
[2026-05-29 13:00:00] Dave: Sooo… I’m going to take a nap and try to speed up the end of this now LITERAL shit week
[2026-05-29 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Aww baby I’m sorry. Have a good nap!!
[2026-05-29 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Omg and Emerson probably saw all the shit and just left it??? Lololollll
[2026-05-29 13:01:00] Dave: Just one of those things 🤷♂️
[2026-05-29 13:01:00] Dave: Haha, thanks. it’s all good though
[2026-05-29 13:56:00] Dave: As if this week couldn’t get any worse…
[2026-05-29 13:56:00] Sam Willis: What happened!!!!!
[2026-05-29 13:57:00] Sam Willis: So hold on
[2026-05-29 13:57:00] Dave: You know how Emerson actually went to an alternative school for 12th grade, and maybe 11th too?
[2026-05-29 13:57:00] Dave: Well there a separate graduation for THAT
[2026-05-29 13:57:00] Dave: TONIGHT 😩😩😩
[2026-05-29 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Dave: Kill me
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Dave: The main one is tomorrow
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Sam Willis: OH NO!!
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Sam Willis: so do you have to go to two or just tonight’s?
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Dave: Two
[2026-05-29 13:58:00] Sam Willis: Noooooooo
[2026-05-29 14:00:00] Dave: Yeah!
[2026-05-29 14:00:00] Dave: BOTH
[2026-05-29 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Does he even want to go to the graduations?
[2026-05-29 14:00:00] Dave: I don’t even think he should be celebrating it at all tbh. The alternative school was basically just an easy button. He didn’t have to do any actual work
[2026-05-29 14:00:00] Dave: Like wtf
[2026-05-29 14:01:00] Dave: I wouldn’t have gone to mine if my parents didn’t make me
[2026-05-29 14:03:00] Sam Willis: That’s very interesting that he even wants to go lol
[2026-05-29 14:05:00] Sam Willis: So what time is the one tonight?
[2026-05-29 14:05:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-29 14:05:00] Dave: And it’s at the HS
[2026-05-29 14:05:00] Dave: 6
[2026-05-29 14:06:00] Dave: Since it’s the alt school, I reckon it’ll be a smaller crowd at least
[2026-05-29 14:06:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-05-29 14:07:00] Sam Willis: So how are you just now finding out about this one? Lol
[2026-05-29 14:11:00] Dave: Emerson came home from practice and mentioned it
[2026-05-29 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Does Juliet even know?
[2026-05-29 14:12:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-05-29 14:12:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-29 14:13:00] Dave: Still at dumb work?
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. Feels wrong-ish
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. Feels wrong-ish
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Dave: I would
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Debating if I should go home before my 130 call
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I am being productive though so that’s yay
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Dave: Why not?
[2026-05-29 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. I dunnnooooooo
[2026-05-29 14:15:00] Dave: THEY OWE YOU
[2026-05-29 14:16:00] Dave: Dealing with Stephen
[2026-05-29 14:16:00] Sam Willis: For what? lol
[2026-05-29 14:16:00] Dave: Firing everybody all the time because they’re greedy
[2026-05-29 14:17:00] Dave: Making you go back to the office in the first place
[2026-05-29 14:21:00] Dave: You don’t even know how much I’m looking forward to seeing you 🫠
[2026-05-29 14:22:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely cannot wait!! 🥰🥰
[2026-05-29 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Ah it’ll be so amazing
[2026-05-29 14:22:00] Dave: Eeeeeeee
[2026-05-29 14:24:00] Sam Willis: F it. I’m gonna relocate home
[2026-05-29 14:25:00] Dave: Good call baby!!
[2026-05-29 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. I’m a rebel
[2026-05-29 14:30:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-29 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Is it bed time yet?
[2026-05-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: I swore I’d never go back after my senior year high school trip lol
[2026-05-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: I legit am going to try to go to this lol
[2026-05-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Mexico here I comeeeeeeee
[2026-05-29 15:34:00] Sam Willis: CANCUN BABY
[2026-05-29 15:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-29 15:44:00] Dave: What happened on your sr trip that turned you off to Cancun?
[2026-05-29 15:44:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-29 15:44:00] Dave: Are not welcome back to Cancun lol
[2026-05-29 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Oh we were just wild
[2026-05-29 15:48:00] Dave: I’m in a mood…
[2026-05-29 15:48:00] Dave: Not really tired.
[2026-05-29 15:48:00] Dave: I’m bored but not really motivated to do anything.
[2026-05-29 15:49:00] Dave: There’s nothing interesting to watch. I don’t feel like working on any of my projects…
[2026-05-29 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry baby. You’re in a funk
[2026-05-29 16:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s been an off week, for sure.
[2026-05-29 16:02:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-05-29 16:02:00] Dave: Yeah, just one of those weeks
[2026-05-29 16:02:00] Dave: Just keep being awesome 😘
[2026-05-29 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Anything I can do to help?
[2026-05-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m so over it
[2026-05-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: lol like sooooooo
[2026-05-29 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to see if these assholes will let me take a nap
[2026-05-29 16:08:00] Dave: Kennel em up!
[2026-05-29 16:09:00] Dave: Good luck! I hope you get some rest 🥰
[2026-05-29 16:09:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait for you to see how Levon has to carry an emotional support toy around with him 😂 and he’s the alpha 😂😂
[2026-05-29 16:09:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even own 4 kennels. And I can’t exclude them lol
[2026-05-29 16:10:00] Dave: Exclude them
[2026-05-29 16:10:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-29 16:11:00] Dave: You gotta look out for yourself to be a better dog mom!
[2026-05-29 16:12:00] Sam Willis: We will see
[2026-05-29 16:12:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-29 16:13:00] Dave: I love you too sweetie 🥰
[2026-05-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Good luck at the graduation! Hopefully it’s short and sweet!
[2026-05-29 17:36:00] Sam Willis: That was much needed
[2026-05-29 17:37:00] Dave: Oh nice! So your nap was good??
[2026-05-29 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Not like the BEST but I actually got one so yay!
[2026-05-29 17:49:00] Dave: Uuuugggghhhh
[2026-05-29 17:50:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-29 18:52:00] Sam Willis: What in the fuck is happening 😭
[2026-05-29 20:18:00] Dave: You’re shit is always fucking up
[2026-05-29 20:18:00] Dave: Done with the stupid thing. Now going to eat
[2026-05-29 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Bc I live in a hell hole
[2026-05-29 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Bc I live in a hell hole
[2026-05-29 20:26:00] Dave: Oh nice
[2026-05-29 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Zander’s coming over in a bit
[2026-05-29 20:27:00] Dave: You gonna talk about your monster truck tattoos?
[2026-05-29 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Yes lol
[2026-05-29 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Omg without even thinking about it, I ALMOST sent that you and I were going to watch it soon, too!!!
[2026-05-29 20:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-29 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Can you imagine lmao
[2026-05-29 21:13:00] Dave: You should!
[2026-05-29 21:15:00] Dave: Mama Jo’s right. You really have to watch it multiple times
[2026-05-29 21:22:00] Sam Willis: This is what he wants us to get….
[2026-05-29 21:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-29 21:33:00] Dave: That actually scared me a little
[2026-05-29 21:33:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-29 21:33:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-29 21:49:00] Dave: you could just say “me and a friend 😉are gonna watch it next week”
[2026-05-29 21:49:00] Dave: you could just say “me and a friend 😉are gonna watch it next week”
[2026-05-29 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Family lol
[2026-05-29 21:49:00] Sam Willis: That doesn’t fly with my daily
[2026-05-29 21:50:00] Sam Willis: I kind of like it…maybe. Hehe
[2026-05-29 21:50:00] Sam Willis: I kind of like it…maybe. Hehe
[2026-05-29 21:50:00] Dave: You could pull it off
[2026-05-29 21:58:00] Dave: Whatcha up to now?
[2026-05-29 21:58:00] Dave: Zander still there?
[2026-05-29 21:59:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-29 22:02:00] Dave: Well, tell me all about it! I’m taking my tired ass to bed 😘
[2026-05-29 22:03:00] Dave: I love you babydoll
[2026-05-29 22:03:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-29 22:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok baby talk to you tomorrow! Love you! Sweet dreams
[2026-05-29 22:03:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to see you eeeeeeee
[2026-05-29 23:58:00] Sam Willis: Zander just left a bit ago. I’m soooo tired. It was good to see him. Hope you’re sleeping well! Now I’m about to shut my eyes too. You’ll have to let me know how the graduation was!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW The day began with fatigue and frustration but shifted towards playful banter and vulnerability. The defining theme was the struggle with emotional and physical exhaustion, punctuated by the unexpected news of a second graduation ceremony.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Work Difficulties - Discussion on a late meeting with Samir, frustration with work, and plans to leave early. - Emotional register: Frustrated, resigned. - Notable quote: "I’m leaving at two at the absolute latest."
- Lorena Bobbitt Story
- Continued conversation about the documentary, opinions on the story, and the idea of it being a "situationship."
- Emotional register: Amused, reflective.
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Notable quote: "I feel the same way."
-
Graduation Ceremonies
- Discovery of an additional graduation for Emerson, surprise, and reluctance to attend.
- Emotional register: Annoyed, amused.
-
Notable quote: "Kill me. The main one is tomorrow."
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Cat Shit Incident
- Description of a messy cat incident at home, cleaning process, and the state of the house.
- Emotional register: Irritated, amused.
- Notable quote: "Apparently, bear got into the liter box and got a bunch of cat shit out."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT No explicit sexual or physical content was discussed.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS The relationship dynamic was characterized by mutual support, playful teasing, and expressions of love. Sam initiated vulnerabilities about her self-image, and Dave responded with reassurances and compliments.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "It’s messed up that even if I thought about flirting with someone else, it’d feel like I was cheating on you" — Sam, expressing emotional vulnerability. - "I would love that for me" — Sam, hoping for a job opportunity. - "It starts at fucking 7:30!!!" — Dave, expressing frustration about the graduation time. - "You stand out" — Dave, complimenting Sam. - "I can’t wait for you to see how Levon has to carry an emotional support toy around with him" — Sam, teasing about her dog’s behavior.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic of the cat incident and its aftermath. - Plans for a weekend with Xander and Christian. - Emotional thread of vulnerability and self-doubt in Sam's self-image. - Running joke about the graduations and cats.
MOOD MAP Annoyed → Amused → Tender → Reflective → Wistful
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
294
36.3 more; previous daily average 257.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
33
7.1 more; previous daily average 25.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 151 · 51% | 143 · 49% |
| Average reply time | 2m 6s (n=74) | 3m 13s (n=73) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 6s (n=74). 7% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 16s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 440 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 13s (n=73). 5% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 4s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 438 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 27.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 72.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 18s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 294 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (40), Frustration (20), Humor (20), Affection (17), Checking in (13)
- Sam Willis: Frustration (25), Humor (25), Status update (22), Checking in (18), Vulnerability (18)
Tension and positive follow-ups
22 of 38 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (58%).
16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 27s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 38 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 3 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Tension signal · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
😒
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you hate life less now?
- Context · · Dave
A little less
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
And they’re being assholes
- Context · · Dave
…maybe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not a 1x1
Episode 3 · 3 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
And they’re being assholes
- Context · · Dave
…maybe
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Not a 1x1
- Tension signal · · Sam Willis
Fucking 8am meeting with Samir
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
What?! Ugh
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
261 of 294 messages (88.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 135 / 151 | 89.4% |
| Sam Willis | 126 / 143 | 88.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.80 |
| Appreciation | 0.75 |
| Boundary setting | 0.74 |
| Checking in | 0.70 |
| Deep sharing | 0.63 |
| Disagreement | 0.65 |
| Emotional support | 0.78 |
| Encouragement | 0.80 |
| Excitement | 0.74 |
| Frustration | 0.71 |
| Humor | 0.67 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.68 |
| Request | 0.67 |
| Status update | 0.66 |
| Unmet need | 0.60 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-15 21:39:37
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not sure 😂
- Context · · Dave
We’re in something
- Detected signal · · Dave
… love
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
score 0.80 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s messed up that even if I thought about flirting with someone else, it’d feel like I was cheating on you
- Context · · Dave
Oh yeah
- Context · · Dave
It’s pretty crazy how we got here 😅
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I’ll probably leave around 11
- Context · · Dave
And I’m not going to do shit
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thank show em
- Context · · Dave
Maybe 10
- Context · · Dave
Not doing shit
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I do legit have two sized eyes
- Context · · Dave
If you did… I wouldn’t enjoying giving them to you lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯
- Context · · Dave
And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I haven’t done fuckall today
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
If you did… I wouldn’t enjoying giving them to you lol
- Context · · Dave
And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯
- Detected signal · · Dave
And I know you don’t phish for compliments 💯 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I haven’t done fuckall today
- Context · · Dave
How’s the meeting with Samir going?
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Dave
Riiiiiight
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
BYE
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good day
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol I hate you
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re not annoying!! I’m the annoying one lol!
- Context · · Dave
Like, for real… no offense 💯
- Detected signal · · Dave
But if it’s annoying, I’ll tone it down
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m saying don’t feel you need to give me compliments every time I complain. Bc I’m not fishing. I’m just being my dramatic grumpy self
- Context · · Sam Willis
Practically science
score 0.76 · confidence 0.6885
- Context · · Dave
Like, for real… no offense 💯
- Context · · Dave
But if it’s annoying, I’ll tone it down
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m saying don’t feel you need to give me compliments every time I complain. Bc I’m not fishing. I’m just being my dramatic grumpy self
- Context · · Sam Willis
Practically science
- Context · · Dave
I don’t 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
Checking in
Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Detected signal · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Is that what you want to call it lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not sure 😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
We’re in something
- Context · · Dave
… love
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫣
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s messed up that even if I thought about flirting with someone else, it’d feel like I was cheating on you
- Context · · Dave
Oh yeah
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s pretty crazy how we got here 😅
- Context · · Dave
I feel the same way
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is dumb every day of the week 🤬
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not a 1x1
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucking 8am meeting with Samir
- Detected signal · · Dave
What?! Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just listening in. But goddddd
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Because you’re so hot
- Context · · Sam Willis
THAT’S probs why I stand out. 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This is tired. This is old. This is pale.
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probs bc I’m flying in like a bat out of hell
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I don’t 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I don’t 😘
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That is fact
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I do legit have two sized eyes
- Context · · Dave
If you did… I wouldn’t enjoying giving them to you lol
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucking 8am meeting with Samir
- Context · · Dave
What?! Ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just listening in. But goddddd
- Context · · Dave
What’s it about?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh. What a shit week to be honest lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Take as long as you need with Samir though ofc
- Context · · Dave
I land around 1130 your time I think. Just fyi
- Context · · Sam Willis
But this is before I even badge in
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg not only do I have a lazy eye but one eye is legit WAY SMALLER!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg not only do I have a lazy eye but one eye is legit WAY SMALLER!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo I wonder if they have surgery to fix this kind of stuff This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now This message responded to an earlier message.
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s long
- Context · · Dave
Trying to make it to 11
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good job you!!
- Context · · Dave
Lucky everyone
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on camera. Sigh
score 0.76 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee
- Context · · Sam Willis
F it. I’m gonna relocate home
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good call baby!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh. I’m a rebel
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
score 0.85 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Dave
How’s your day going?
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, just one of those weeks
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just keep being awesome 😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anything I can do to help?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so over it
Excitement
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just cannot wait to sleep in and take naps this weekend
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are we in a “situationship”?!?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg I just thought of something!
- Context · · Dave
Is that what you want to call it lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not sure 😂
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
…Latina
- Context · · Dave
The Lorena thing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh it keeps going lol
- Context · · Dave
Oh yeah… he was a total retard lol
- Context · · Dave
Graduation tomorrow
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you have nothing to do?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hear you!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel like that makes the day go by so much slower. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I mean, I could do stuff
Frustration
Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
- Context · · Sam Willis
😒
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
- Context · · Sam Willis
😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you hate life less now?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you hate life less now?
- Context · · Dave
A little less
Humor
Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.98
- Detected signal · · Dave
LMAO
- Context · · Dave
How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
- Detected signal · · Dave
How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
- Context · · Dave
How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
- Detected signal · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
Passive aggression
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probs bc I’m flying in like a bat out of hell
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🙄
- Context · · Dave
It’s so cute how you really don’t get it 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙃
Planning
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Bruh… wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning happy Friday. We've almost fucking made it. God anyway how's the office? What are you working on? What you been doing? You've been there for like an hour and a half now I should've just gotten up at like 515 530…
- Context · · Dave
Talking to Korman
- Context · · Dave
I’ll probably leave around 11
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
And I’m not going to do shit
- Context · · Dave
Thank show em
- Detected signal · · Dave
Maybe 10
- Context · · Dave
Not doing shit
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
you could just say “me and a friend 😉are gonna watch it next week”
- Context · · Dave
you could just say “me and a friend 😉are gonna watch it next week” This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Family lol
Request
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Duh!
- Context · · Dave
Oooooh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lmk!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST got here!!
- Context · · Dave
I think I’ma get up out of here pretty soon 🤭🤭🤭
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
I JUST got here!!
- Context · · Dave
I think I’ma get up out of here pretty soon 🤭🤭🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
STAY WITH ME
- Context · · Dave
I’m soooooo bored
- Context · · Dave
Good 👍
score 0.65 · confidence 0.5695
- Context · · Dave
That’s why I do housework and laundry and shit on Fridays
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel like that makes the day go by so much slower.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Do you have nothing to do?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hear you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
Status update
Showing 3 of 62 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Detected signal · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
…maybe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not a 1x1
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Fucking 8am meeting with Samir
- Context · · Dave
What?! Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
Unmet need
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo I wonder if they have surgery to fix this kind of stuff This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
wtf is going on. I’m just gonna end it now This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo I wonder if they have surgery to fix this kind of stuff There’s nothing hot about this
- Context · · Dave
You’re so pretty 😍🫠
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You’re so pretty 😍🫠
- Context · · Dave
I want to give you compliments.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I love you and you truly don’t need to give me compliments
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re not annoying!! I’m the annoying one lol!
- Context · · Dave
Like, for real… no offense 💯
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 28 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
How big’s the hog, and there’s something wrong with this family 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Dave
And yeah that’s a wild ass story
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hate life more than anything right now. I'm going to work on a Friday. Fucking sucks. And I'm running late, so like the sun is blasting in my eyes the way hope I get a break the sun…
- Context · · Dave
Ok… traffic was WAAAAAAY better omg
- Context · · Dave
And the lights were still off on the floor when I walked in lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m alive but going to sleep another hour. Love you 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Dogs ready to get up?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh I give up.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hating lifeeeeeee
- Context · · Sam Willis
😒
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you hate life less now?
- Detected signal · · Dave
A little less
- Context · · Sam Willis
And they’re being assholes
- Context · · Dave
…maybe