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[2026-06-23 07:19:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of those rare occasions where I went to bed and close my eyes and like within minutes, my alarm was going off and I didn't wake up. Blunt didn't have any dreams no nothing I was just close my eyes. I opened them and it was, which is kind of good. It's kind of cool sometimes but like. Also kind of feels like I didn't sleep that long I guess For enough apparently I feel all right, not particularly motivated to work, but what else is new? I still I'm just bitch taken away That's from Candace like what the actual fuck like what kind of petty little bitch do you have to be? To get somebody a bonus and then later, take it back cause you don't like them or whatever Is going on there That's so petty and childish I don't know I can can you even do that It just doesn't seem mythical is certainly not ethical. It doesn't seem legal either like to just. Give somebody about it, especially when she said like I forget what you said she said, but like What the fuck the fact that she's leaving now doesn't change the reason she got the bonus right like She still earned that bonus So I don't know you know I'm sure you feel the same way but yeah but like it's just fucked up Especially cause she needs the money like I'd probably hurt right 1000 bucks for her bunch of shit thousand bucks for anybody Yeah, I don't know I'm just It's weird Sorry, I'm fucking I just like Retarded Just sitting here, looking at my console for my screen thing And there's like an extra Extra buttons here that I didn't know I had shit I can OK, sorry sorry got terrible Apparently, I can like Change my License plate or I can like Like on the little picture of my Car thing I can I did not do this, but I can have a lot. I can customize the license plate on it. Which is pretty cool Yeah, that's dumb. Anyway, I'll I'll send you a picture about it. Yeah, just some visual update. Sorry I'm fucking just wasting time over here. Yeah, anyway just visual updates in like the entertainment center system. You can customize license plate, color and what it says on it anyhow. I guess I'm gonna go inside like I'm working for a couple hours and go home. Take a nap usual Sweetie, I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice That matches your beautiful face and your beautiful body and your OK personality. I'm just kidding. Your personality is the best. It's beautiful too. I will talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-06-23 07:19:00] Dave: Hehehehehehehe
[2026-06-23 07:54:00] Sam Willis: You are such a boy lol
[2026-06-23 07:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-23 08:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the back, so that's fun Yeah, I was like Dave from like all of your silent moments, but I'm just kidding, but you are very funny so I don't understand so you can just like play around with the design, but it doesn't actually change anything like you can't actually order those that license plate right so like I mean, I guess the point is when it's fun, but you know So I reached out to a tattoo person last night for the honeybee thing and like I found a recommendation for her on Facebook or something in one of the community pages Last night, her assistant Jesus Christ her assistant messaged me back and was like all this blah blah blah one then her first availability is August 5 I'm like yeah Ridiculous In my car Permeating from outside, I don't know what the deal is but definitely small weed sniffers who knows I slept like shit and I'm really tired of sleeping like shit. I think I'm gonna take a Benadryl tonight. I just need some Motivation What else I tell you is absolutely fucking ass I have a lawyer friend that lives in Iowa. I messaged her. I haven't heard back yet. Just to get her thoughts. And then Jesse's taking her back to the parenting coordinator, which is like $175 an hour because he's mad about a couple items but one of the things that they're fighting about is $44. It's like Candace just paying the 44 fucking dollars. Like you know, but I mean good for her for sticking to our guns So I didn't realize that Neil is on sabbatical for a year he's going to be living in New York City for a year goddamnit Loki. She's sitting in the front seat so it thinks that she doesn't have a seat. I tell you, this is her new front seat Anyway So yeah, he thought about for a year. I just thought it was for the summer and he lives in New York City now, and the thought was that they would fly back-and-forth every few weeks. Which like that's gonna get old fucking fast So also that on top of the whole like this has been too much Negativity thing now she's in like a spiral like I don't think I wanna be in this relationship then she said something I did not follow up on it, but I swear she said something like if I'm not having sex with him then I don't even wanna be his friend or like I gotta just completely cut it out of my life entirely so it sounds like it's like being in a relationship with him or bus because For whatever reason She's not interested in the friendship so I don't know what's of that. Maybe it's cause it'd be too hard. I don't know. But anyway I feel like a piece of shit we're not going to work, but I mean I will be working Like a piece of shit cause I just don't like I can't. I can't physically get myself there. All right well I will let you go. I'll probably message back after I drop off the idiot OK
[2026-06-23 08:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-23 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…
[2026-06-23 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Interesting… I applied for this job a month ago.
[2026-06-23 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂
[2026-06-23 08:53:00] Dave: Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya
[2026-06-23 08:54:00] Dave: August 5th?! See what I mean?!
[2026-06-23 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or something pretty like specific but I don't know but anyway Another thing, though that I've been feeling the past like two weeks Because my boobs hurt so badly and I keep kind of freaking out and like feeling around for a lump, but Anyway, I don't know, man I just feel like I just fucking hurt which is not really normal for me. My boobs typically don't have like any feelings feelings. That was the random thing
[2026-06-23 08:54:00] Dave: Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen
[2026-06-23 08:55:00] Dave: When I want a tattoo, I want it RIGHT THEN
[2026-06-23 08:57:00] Dave: Just for funsies?
[2026-06-23 08:57:00] Dave: Why is he living in NYC?
[2026-06-23 08:57:00] Sam Willis: For funsies. And his brother lives out there
[2026-06-23 08:58:00] Dave: Yeah it feels like he’s stringing her along
[2026-06-23 08:58:00] Dave: I think you were nauseous
[2026-06-23 08:58:00] Dave: Your boobs hurt?!
[2026-06-23 08:58:00] Sam Willis: It’s been like 3 yrs!
[2026-06-23 08:58:00] Dave: …or something
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo yea it was that!
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: And yes. A lot. A lot a lot
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: That feels so…juvenile
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Dave: We’re going to have baby 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: THAT’S MY POINT lol
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: That feels so…juvenile
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: LMFAO
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: But I’m also worried about cancer
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Dave: Omg…
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Dave: That’s also a sign of pregnancy
[2026-06-23 08:59:00] Dave: I told you to get a test you bum!!
[2026-06-23 09:00:00] Dave: You’re gonna be like 8 months pregnant going “it’s fiiiiine”
[2026-06-23 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Shut your mouth
[2026-06-23 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok, baby daddy, 😉 I’ll be back in a bit. Going to lay down for 30 min before all my meetings start. Fml. I really gotta get it together. I can’t. 😭
[2026-06-23 09:01:00] Sam Willis: 😳
[2026-06-23 09:01:00] Dave: yeah because a morning nap is totally not pregnant-thing
[2026-06-23 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Omg…
[2026-06-23 09:01:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-06-23 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-23 09:02:00] Sam Willis: K talk soon lol
[2026-06-23 09:47:00] Dave: Haha, oh no!
[2026-06-23 09:47:00] Sam Willis: I think that made me feel even worse
[2026-06-23 09:48:00] Dave: You’re pregnant. And I’m having sympathy tiredness 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-23 09:48:00] Dave: Must be
[2026-06-23 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Is that it?
[2026-06-23 09:49:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-06-23 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Does that explain all the tiredness the past week or so?
[2026-06-23 09:50:00] Dave: I’m on board
[2026-06-23 09:50:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-23 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Honestly just shoot us both and put us out of our misery
[2026-06-23 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh!! This reminds me. Gotta talk about this YT video I watched last night
[2026-06-23 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So this happened a few years ago and it's an older video but Is driving me fucking nuts she's climbing all over my desk rubbing herself against my fucking computer. I'm gonna lose my mind anyway seven years ago at a Prescott, which is just a couple hours like not even two hours away from Phoenix and this guy. Was trying to light himself on fire and kill himself and then of course the cops saved him and But because he was trying to let himself on fire, he He caught some of the woods on fire. He burnt one of the cops cars because he had like all these fucking. Propane tanks in this truck and stuff all this is he just wanted to kill himself and even like sent them notes like I don't want anybody to get hurt like let me just blow myself up and then of course he gets arrested and gets like all these fucking charges that makes his life even fucking worse and I'm thinking of myself one why didn't the guy just fucking shoot himself? I'd rather shoot myself and fucking burn myself and just wait for me to die this slow painful death. But then the other thing is like why do they even save his life which that's what he kept asking he's like why did you fucking save me? I don't wanna be saved and I was life is like worse because of it.
[2026-06-23 09:59:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-23 09:59:00] Dave: Yeah fuck burning yourself today
[2026-06-23 09:59:00] Dave: I always think that exact same thing!
[2026-06-23 09:59:00] Dave: About the why…
[2026-06-23 10:01:00] Dave: Like, don’t act all concerned like life is going to be so great… FROM PRISON where you know that guy is gonna be
[2026-06-23 10:01:00] Dave: Especially when it’s a criminal. I don’t understand how much trouble the cops go through to prevent someone from offing themselves.
[2026-06-23 10:02:00] Dave: Just let em do it and be done
[2026-06-23 10:11:00] Dave: I never see him
[2026-06-23 10:11:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-06-23 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Cruz is looking old
[2026-06-23 10:12:00] Dave: No idea
[2026-06-23 10:12:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know where he’s at. Denver maybe?
[2026-06-23 10:16:00] Sam Willis: You know who else is looking old?
[2026-06-23 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Me 😭
[2026-06-23 10:17:00] Dave: Shut up
[2026-06-23 10:17:00] Dave: Don’t be a fucking retard
[2026-06-23 10:18:00] Dave: You look amazing 😍
[2026-06-23 10:21:00] Dave: Does it come via drone delivery?
[2026-06-23 10:21:00] Dave: HAHAHAHA
[2026-06-23 10:21:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Sam Willis: Fml
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Sam Willis: It sure does 😂😂
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Sam Willis: LOLOLOL
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Dave: So like… the stork
[2026-06-23 10:22:00] Dave: Brining the baby
[2026-06-23 10:23:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-23 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Not gonna take the test until tomorrow AM though
[2026-06-23 10:23:00] Dave: Why
[2026-06-23 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Bc your first pee in the morning is when the pregnancy hormone is most present
[2026-06-23 10:24:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-23 10:26:00] Dave: Wild
[2026-06-23 10:26:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t taken a pregnancy test in like 15 yrs
[2026-06-23 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Cool cool
[2026-06-23 10:29:00] Dave: Does depression make your boobs hurt?
[2026-06-23 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I’m not pregnant. I’m probs just depressed
[2026-06-23 10:30:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-23 10:30:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-06-23 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Oh. No. But that might be the cancer.
[2026-06-23 10:31:00] Dave: No worries then 👍
[2026-06-23 10:31:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-23 10:31:00] Dave: Ridiculous
[2026-06-23 10:31:00] Sam Willis: I plan on calling my gyno to get an appointment but they’ll be like well we can see you in September 🙄🙄
[2026-06-23 10:31:00] Dave: You’re so funny 🤣
[2026-06-23 10:33:00] Sam Willis: And then they’re like ok well we will send a referral for a mammogram. And it’s like dude I don’t need a mammogram. I have dense breast tissue. You can’t see shit. Just get me the ultrasound. But they never do.
[2026-06-23 10:53:00] Sam Willis: DAVE!!!
[2026-06-23 10:53:00] Dave: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
[2026-06-23 10:53:00] Sam Willis: Have you scheduled the financial thing yet
[2026-06-23 10:54:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-23 10:54:00] Dave: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
[2026-06-23 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Please let me know confirmed date and time
[2026-06-23 10:54:00] Sam Willis: this first. THEN the colonoscopy
[2026-06-23 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-23 10:55:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud 😋
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Ah! Got an interview request
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Dave: From who?
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Sam Willis: AI monitoring whatevs
[2026-06-23 11:05:00] Sam Willis: For that one from this morning
[2026-06-23 11:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m annoyed these things are coming up months later lol
[2026-06-23 11:17:00] Dave: You’re impossible lol
[2026-06-23 11:17:00] Dave: Nobody’s calling me back…
[2026-06-23 11:18:00] Dave: People taking too long to call me back…
[2026-06-23 11:19:00] Dave: Sooooo many people aren’t getting a single one
[2026-06-23 11:19:00] Dave: You’re lucky you’re getting calls at all tbh
[2026-06-23 11:20:00] Dave: Which backs up my observational evidence that… you’re awesome!
[2026-06-23 11:22:00] Sam Willis: You’re right. I should feel blessed
[2026-06-23 11:22:00] Sam Willis: 🥹
[2026-06-23 11:23:00] Dave: God has definitely shone his light upon thee
[2026-06-23 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh interesting. This place is actually in Indy. Hybrid 1-2 days in the office a week.
[2026-06-23 11:29:00] Dave: That’s not bad
[2026-06-23 11:34:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-23 11:34:00] Dave: 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-06-23 11:35:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for putting up with me.
[2026-06-23 11:35:00] Dave: I love you 💕
[2026-06-23 11:36:00] Dave: The pleasure is all mine 😘
[2026-06-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: So you know how Suneal said that Candace was being “too much” lately? Well this song came on my Spotify last night and I sent it to her and it was like ooof But also made me super appreciate you ❤️
[2026-06-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: https://open.spotify.com/track/4fxqHbO9OxZrFqNaDUUbt3 Love Me When It’s Hard IngaRose · Love Me When It’s Hard · Song · 2026
[2026-06-23 11:41:00] Sam Willis: Btw I’m fucking obsessed with this woman’s voice
[2026-06-23 11:41:00] Dave: You’re so sweet 🫠
[2026-06-23 11:41:00] Dave: I’ll listen to it otw home
[2026-06-23 11:42:00] Dave: But I’ll give it a try 😉
[2026-06-23 11:42:00] Sam Willis: It’s probably not your style but it’s still so good. Hehe
[2026-06-23 11:42:00] Dave: Oh I’m sure it isn’t lol
[2026-06-23 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Ra-ude 😂
[2026-06-23 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Ra-ude 😂
[2026-06-23 11:44:00] Dave: Con-siderate
[2026-06-23 11:44:00] Dave: Con-siderate
[2026-06-23 11:45:00] Sam Willis: OK you’re right ❤️
[2026-06-23 11:45:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-06-23 11:52:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going though?
[2026-06-23 11:53:00] Dave: Not too bad
[2026-06-23 11:54:00] Dave: Boring, as usual
[2026-06-23 11:54:00] Dave: Oh and it’s almost time to go home! So that’s pretty sick
[2026-06-23 11:54:00] Dave: But other than that…
[2026-06-23 11:58:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-06-23 11:59:00] Sam Willis: Christian is on the phone with me….
[2026-06-23 11:59:00] Dave: Oh?
[2026-06-23 12:00:00] Dave: What is it now?
[2026-06-23 12:02:00] Sam Willis: And he’s down in the dumps
[2026-06-23 12:02:00] Sam Willis: He thinks he’s going to be dumped this evening and he’s also telling me about their sex…
[2026-06-23 12:03:00] Sam Willis: I have to jump on a damn call
[2026-06-23 12:03:00] Dave: And why does he think he’s getting dumped… already
[2026-06-23 12:03:00] Sam Willis: But then I’ll voice message you
[2026-06-23 12:03:00] Dave: Ok… tell me about their sex!
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Is that the right word? Lol
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Like…skeptical
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Dave: What do you mean lol
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Like…incredulous
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Sam Willis: But he told me…he barely fit
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Sam Willis: And I said “Really???”
[2026-06-23 12:04:00] Dave: Uhhh. I’m not sure
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Dave: Oh nooooo
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Dave: Oh hahaha
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Sam Willis: I can’t say them to you though bc you’ll know how evil I am
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Sam Willis: I should not be mean
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Sam Willis: Omg but I have mean things to say
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Sam Willis: And I’m very mean
[2026-06-23 12:05:00] Sam Willis: lol ok i gotta jump on a call
[2026-06-23 12:06:00] Dave: You can’t just say that brooo
[2026-06-23 12:11:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t want you to know how mean I am
[2026-06-23 12:11:00] Sam Willis: My inner mean girl
[2026-06-23 12:11:00] Dave: Oh please
[2026-06-23 12:12:00] Dave: Spill it
[2026-06-23 12:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m on a call! Then I will
[2026-06-23 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Anyway, you texted me this morning and asked if I had time to talk later today and so I gave him my availability and he had an interview at nine this morning So anyway, we just talked before my last call and he's bummed because the interview went really well but it's like too low level of the position So you know that specific role isn't gonna work out so he's about that but that's not what he said that he wanted to talk about and so I knew it was gonna be about Bree and you know I should appreciate that He finds me to be somebody that you know he can talk to and that's fine. I can be that person. It's a little weird. It's just a little weird for me still and I don't know why and I think I mentioned this to you before like I it doesn't feel weird like with Joe, but it still feels weird with Christian, but I think it's because honestly, I have resentment against Christian and that's like on me Actually, I think that's like 99% of it as I feel fucking resentful so Anyway, so he calls and he's like I think I'm gonna get dumped tonight basically and I'm like what makes you think that and I mean long story short para paraphrase everything that he said I think Friday was like the second or third time they had seen each other and I mentioned she's been with women the past 20+ years like she has not. She's only been with one other man in her life and that was over 20 years ago. So also, she got out of this relationship with this woman sometime last year, but that woman had four kids that Bree is still in their lives and so like I get that's like also a lot Anyway, but Friday she came over and he said they had a great night. She brought him all that shit like tons of nice plants candles I think I told you all that I don't know. Maybe I told Candace. They had a good time and then I knew where he was gonna go. I knew he was gonna talk about them having sex and so he then proceeds to tell me that they fooled around and had sex and it was joyful like it was a good time, but then he said that he. Almost couldn't fit in her and I just go really accept it cause I'm sorry like it's not like he's not he's not anything like super above average So anyway, he said yeah, and then he said the cop, however, though since Friday night like the conversation like the texting has like really died off and he just knows like and he thinks it might've just been like too much too soon he thinks it might be the fact that like he's a man you know all these things plus he fucking asked her. I guess the other day like if she wanted to meet the kids and he was and she was like. You know too soon for that so I don't. I have to imagine he came on a little strong and like that's OK. He's at that point in his life like he wants a relationship and you know maybe they're just in different phases but anything anyway what I was gonna say about the whole sex thing is that This is so mean, I don't even know how to say this but I think I told you that he's not circumcised and like I don't know man not circumcised penises are different and I think did I tell you that like it was really like he was like never fully hard and so when he said that That it you know basically didn't fit. I'm thinking I don't think that you were like really that hard like it's hard to get your dick in when you're kind of soft. I can't leave you about this so like that's where my brain is I don't know I don't, but I just feel bad and then he's like you know so I'm just he's really down. He's like I'm not having a good day like between the interview because he hates his fucking job and he's worried about money so between the interview and then this and he's like they're talking tonight like eight or 830 and he like already knows what's coming so he's down and I do feel bad. I do feel bad I can't do anything for him, but I guess I can listen and I can stop being such a mean person. I still am a little bit resentful though.
[2026-06-23 12:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, first of all that's that's not really that mean I mean Like that just makes sense and yeah, you told me about him not being circumcised and not getting hard all the way or whatever but like yeah I mean if he almost couldn't fit it in is it because it's like Push and rope I mean, can't I mean if that's what it is I mean that's just not mean it's just that's what it is but Yeah, you should. I can see why it's not the same as it is with Joe. I don't know. Maybe it's a time thing but like you should be resentful if I mean like or you should have like I don't know if resentful is the right word but like. He caused like a A sword that I'm looking for like he had he created a hostile environment like in your home with all the yelling and anger and shit like there was like bad times like you're you know you're all in on still being friends with him but like He's not like a very good friend. It doesn't seem like I don't know him like you do obviously but there's like some. There's some baggage there like there's I wouldn't. I'm not surprised to hear that you feel that way. From just from what I know, I mean, in fact, like I think it's weird that you're still this close with him like after everything So I don't know, but anyway I don't I don't think that's being mean to say that for one and yeah it does suck though for him but I mean that's kinda like just the way it goes you know like when You're dating new people like some of them just aren't gonna work you know Especially With those circumstances, you know like The lady with all the kids being a lesbian like for all this time For being with women She's got a lot going on too So
[2026-06-23 12:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm not sure where that cut me off but thanks for sharing your mean girl Thoughts with me, even though I didn't think it was that I just got home and my internets out and I think that's why it cut me off so I was switching over so that's fucking great Dammit Hopefully, it's back up and I just need to reset my router we'll see
[2026-06-23 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Oh no! Did your internet come back?
[2026-06-23 13:04:00] Dave: Nope it’s still down
[2026-06-23 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-06-23 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes ❤️
[2026-06-23 13:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m just back on another call. Ugh
[2026-06-23 13:05:00] Dave: Just got a txt from them saying they’re still working on it
[2026-06-23 13:05:00] Dave: Did my voice messages come through?
[2026-06-23 13:06:00] Dave: Calls 🙄
[2026-06-23 13:06:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-23 13:08:00] Sam Willis: 3 more to go!
[2026-06-23 13:08:00] Sam Willis: So over it lol
[2026-06-23 13:10:00] Dave: Ha! And ofc the cell network is bogged down so I can’t even watch YouTube on my phone
[2026-06-23 13:11:00] Sam Willis: Nooooooo
[2026-06-23 13:12:00] Sam Willis: Omg I was wrong. I have 5 meetings left
[2026-06-23 13:12:00] Sam Willis: All that’s left to do then…. Is sleep
[2026-06-23 13:12:00] Sam Willis: OK literally kill me
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Dave: How do you still have FIVE?!
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for making my last few months so heavenly 😝
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Sam Willis: It was good to know you
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Sam Willis: million 25 minute meetings
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Sam Willis: Just end it
[2026-06-23 13:13:00] Sam Willis: million 25 minute meetings
[2026-06-23 13:15:00] Dave: That’s the worst
[2026-06-23 14:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-23 14:22:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap?
[2026-06-23 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Omg ANOTHER interview request for a different company. EEEEEE!!!
[2026-06-23 14:29:00] Dave: Wow!! Look at you
[2026-06-23 14:30:00] Dave: Nap was good
[2026-06-23 14:30:00] Dave: Still in bed
[2026-06-23 14:59:00] Sam Willis: I guess I’m doing this now
[2026-06-23 15:01:00] Dave: lol… it won’t even load the image because the network is so slowwwww 😭😭😭
[2026-06-23 15:10:00] Sam Willis: And I just canceled my 430 class bc I’m worthless
[2026-06-23 15:38:00] Dave: Hahahaha yesssssss
[2026-06-23 15:38:00] Dave: Embrace the monster
[2026-06-23 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to embrace a nap!! ❤️
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Dave: How did the monster give you a headache??
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Dave: Good luck
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Monster gave me a headache
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Dave: After drinking that monster?!
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Yea. Here in a bit lol
[2026-06-23 16:08:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-06-23 16:10:00] Sam Willis: So sweet/sugary!
[2026-06-23 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm sitting here and I'm just actually standing here and I'm eating Reese's peanut butter cups. Yes I still have the damn peanut butter cups when you were here. I'm thinking about how I were talking about Sizes earlier And level of hardness and hardship, but I mean, obviously girls talk about this stuff As it relates to men, what is the equivalent that guys talk about about women she talk about food sizes and like If the nipples face a weird way Or do you guys talk about lip size? Folds OK, tell me
[2026-06-23 16:10:00] Sam Willis: So sweet/sugary!
[2026-06-23 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Then it’s the fake sugar
[2026-06-23 16:11:00] Dave: You know they’re sugar free right
[2026-06-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-06-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Pleasure
[2026-06-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if it directly correlates to please
[2026-06-23 16:15:00] Dave: Lolol…. Our folds. No. Guys don’t really talk about any of that. At least I never have. Not the way women talk about dick size. Which I think goes back to the fact that dick size directly correlates to pleasure (or at least amount of sensation) for women. Whereas labia, boobs, etc don’t for men.
[2026-06-23 16:16:00] Dave: It does. Hence why 🚫micropeen
[2026-06-23 16:17:00] Sam Willis: Ok but we gotta feel SOMETHING lol
[2026-06-23 16:17:00] Dave: Bigger dicks literally stretch the inside of the vagina more, and expose and stimulate more nerves.
[2026-06-23 16:20:00] Sam Willis: OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy
[2026-06-23 16:20:00] Sam Willis: OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy
[2026-06-23 16:24:00] Dave: Maybe. TBH I think men get enough stimulation pretty easily.
[2026-06-23 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Man. Men just really don’t gossip
[2026-06-23 16:26:00] Sam Willis: No I legit haven’t said anything about your dick
[2026-06-23 16:26:00] Dave: What have you told Candace about my dick?
[2026-06-23 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know anything about Suneals dick
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t even really talked about our sex except that I love to have sex with you
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh wait
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Dave: Not even worth mentioning. I get it
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: W O W
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: But legit. We don’t talk about the ppl we are actively with
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Dave: Ewe
[2026-06-23 16:27:00] Sam Willis: I do know he’s not circumcised either
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Sam Willis: But not you baby. Never you!!
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Dave: Ofc not!
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Sam Willis: It’s always once their out of the picture 😂😂
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-23 16:28:00] Dave: You just talk shit about them afterward?
[2026-06-23 16:29:00] Sam Willis: I do love having sex with you though. I’m always soooooo pleasantly surprised when I start randomly getting horny around you. Like those feelings and the ability to just…be horny…haven’t happened for me in so so long.
[2026-06-23 16:29:00] Sam Willis: It’s like yessss I’m not broken in there 😂
[2026-06-23 16:30:00] Sam Willis: Just your presence does it for me
[2026-06-23 16:30:00] Dave: Yeah same for me. It’s so natural and easy 🥰🫠
[2026-06-23 16:30:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-23 16:37:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-06-23 16:37:00] Dave: Mmmm
[2026-06-23 16:37:00] Sam Willis: It feels sooooo good to not only have my brain want somebody but for my whole body to light up too 🫠🫠
[2026-06-23 16:38:00] Sam Willis: And then wake up and roll around in bed together
[2026-06-23 16:38:00] Dave: That would be sooo amazing
[2026-06-23 16:38:00] Sam Willis: I miss you too 😢
[2026-06-23 16:38:00] Sam Willis: We could nap together!! lol
[2026-06-23 18:08:00] Dave: Godddd.. talking about dick size, and the associated mental imagery got me super horny 🥵
[2026-06-23 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm did it?? ☺️☺️
[2026-06-23 18:34:00] Sam Willis: I needed that nap.
[2026-06-23 18:58:00] Dave: Are you alive?
[2026-06-23 18:59:00] Sam Willis: You’re not alive
[2026-06-23 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’m sending you messages that aren’t going thru!!
[2026-06-23 18:59:00] Sam Willis: THIS IS A TRAVESTY
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting them broooooooo
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Dave: I’m not sure I’m sending or receiving messages
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Dave: Lmao. *kill* me
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Sam Willis: Lollll
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Sam Willis: You’re not getting iMessages
[2026-06-23 19:10:00] Dave: Omg milk me
[2026-06-23 19:15:00] Dave: Internet is still out and the cell service must be completely overloaded because I can’t even load Google
[2026-06-23 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you seeing any of my messages?
[2026-06-23 19:36:00] Sam Willis: This makes me sad
[2026-06-23 19:40:00] Dave: …am I alive?
[2026-06-23 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Davveeeeeee
[2026-06-23 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Daveeee
[2026-06-23 19:53:00] Dave: Ok... this is the longest I haven't talked to you in.... months?
[2026-06-23 19:53:00] Dave: Nope... don't like this lol
[2026-06-23 19:54:00] Dave: I hope you're not just like: meh, fuck that guy. And I'm over thinking everything's cool. Just riding out the storm
[2026-06-23 19:55:00] Dave: Like tom hanks in that movie about the volleyball
[2026-06-23 19:56:00] Dave: He finally gets home and the one thing that kept him going that whole time (his wife) had moved on and got remarried
[2026-06-23 19:56:00] Dave: Are we going to make it through this internet outage?!?! 😫😫😫
[2026-06-23 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Lmfaoooo
[2026-06-23 19:58:00] Sam Willis: I HATE THIS
[2026-06-23 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Dude this is what we get for talking about breaking up yesterday
[2026-06-23 20:04:00] Sam Willis: Dude this is what we get for talking about breaking up yesterday
[2026-06-23 20:04:00] Sam Willis: Dave
[2026-06-23 20:05:00] Sam Willis: I HATE THIS
[2026-06-23 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Don't ever do this again ok
[2026-06-23 20:35:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭😭
[2026-06-23 20:36:00] Sam Willis: CAN YOU SEE!!!
[2026-06-23 20:36:00] Sam Willis: all my texts to you are green now 😭😭
[2026-06-23 20:36:00] Dave: This is THE WORST
[2026-06-23 20:51:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-06-23 20:51:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-06-23 20:51:00] Dave: This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
[2026-06-23 20:52:00] Sam Willis: For real bro. It's been 4.5 hrs.
[2026-06-23 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I love you and I miss you too
[2026-06-23 20:52:00] Sam Willis: YOU CAN SEE MY TEXTS
[2026-06-23 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo dramatic lmao but I'm here for it
[2026-06-23 21:18:00] Dave: I'm going to bed babydoll. Hopefully I'll wake up from this fucking nightmare soon 😫
[2026-06-23 21:18:00] Dave: 😋
[2026-06-23 21:19:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-06-23 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby
[2026-06-23 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams and I love you
[2026-06-23 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even understand wtf is going on lol
[2026-06-23 21:21:00] Dave: Omg… this is such ass lol
[2026-06-23 21:21:00] Sam Willis: OMG IT’S BLUE
[2026-06-23 21:21:00] Dave: Omg omg omg!! Is it working??
[2026-06-23 21:21:00] Dave: I love you so very much
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Sam Willis: IT SAYS THAT YOU’VE READ IT
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Dave: We’re a mess
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Dave: My internet is still down
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Dave: Omg baby! I missed you so much
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Sam Willis: 🫂🫂🫂🫂
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Sam Willis: THAT WAS DUMB AS HELL
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Dave: Yessssss
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-06-23 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-23 21:23:00] Sam Willis: So have you gotten any of my texts all night?
[2026-06-23 21:23:00] Dave: It’s been out since this morning
[2026-06-23 21:23:00] Dave: They cut a cable down the street
[2026-06-23 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Good lord!!
[2026-06-23 21:23:00] Dave: I guess the Verizon network is finally freeing up now that it’s getting late
[2026-06-23 21:24:00] Sam Willis: So you’ve had essentially no internet and no phone?
[2026-06-23 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Like wtf did you even do all night????
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: Idek bro
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: But going to another party of town, my phone worked. So I got them then
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: But going to another party of town, my phone worked. So I got them then
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: Not until we went to bestbuy a little while ago. Before that, I hadn’t seen anything since you went to nap
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: Idek bro
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Dave: Not until we went to bestbuy a little while ago. Before that, I hadn’t seen anything since you went to nap
[2026-06-23 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Jesus!!
[2026-06-23 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Like…. An entirely silent house?!
[2026-06-23 21:26:00] Dave: Yeah it’s awful
[2026-06-23 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I’d go mental
[2026-06-23 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Ugh well get some sleep
[2026-06-23 21:27:00] Dave: I cleaned up and meal prepped and shit earlier - listening to an audio book
[2026-06-23 21:27:00] Dave: Ok. Nite nite my love 💕
[2026-06-23 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Night baby ❤️

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The day started with playful banter and memories of a dreamless sleep. It shifted into a mix of morning lethargy and evening frustration, defined by an extended internet outage that disrupted their usual communication rhythm.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Lethargy - Discussion: Complaints about a lack of motivation and tiredness. - Emotional register: Annoyed, somewhat resigned. - Notable quote: "I feel all right, not particularly motivated to work, but what else is new?"

  1. Relational Argument - Candace
  2. Discussion: Displeasure over Candace's behavior and the subsequent tension.
  3. Emotional register: Frustrated, critical.

  4. Notable quote: "That's so petty and childish. I don't know I can can you even do that?"

  5. Work and Tattoo

  6. Discussion: Mention of customization options on car software and the excitement for getting a tattoo.
  7. Emotional register: Amused, intrigued.

  8. Notable quote: "August 5th?! See what I mean?!"

  9. Pregnancy Concerns

  10. Discussion: Sam's potential pregnancy symptoms, including nausea and sore breasts.
  11. Emotional register: Anxious, concerned, humorous.

  12. Notable quote: "I haven't taken a pregnancy test in like 15 yrs."

  13. Workplace and Social Dynamics

  14. Discussion: The dynamic between Sam and her colleagues, including Christian and his relationship issues.
  15. Emotional register: Sympathetic, amused.

  16. Notable quote: "He's really down. He's like I'm not having a good day."

  17. Sexual Dynamics and Comparisons

  18. Discussion: Reflections on comparative aspects of male and female sexual experiences.
  19. Emotional register: Open, exploratory.

  20. Notable quote: "I love having sex with you. I'm always soooooo pleasantly surprised when I start randomly getting horny around you."

  21. Internet Outage

  22. Discussion: The frustration of the network issues and the impact on their communication.
  23. Emotional register: Frustrated, relieved, humorous.
  24. Notable quote: "This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam's pregnancy concerns and symptoms hint at a physical and emotional investment in her body's changes. They discussed the physical dynamics of sex, including the differences in male and female experiences, with curiosity and openness. The idea of getting a tattoo reflects a physical expression of personal desires, and the mention of soreness and tiredness touches on bodily states that indirectly relate to sexual activity and intimacy.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with his lack of motivation and frustration, while Sam followed with her own physical discomforts and emotional concerns. There was a shared amusement and teasing in their discussions about tattoos and their relationship dynamics, but also moments of vulnerability and care. The internet outage exposed a deep sense of longing and frustration, revealing their interdependence on constant communication.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Like what the actual fuck like what kind of petty little bitch do you have to be?" – Dave, expressing frustration over Candace's behavior. - "I haven't taken a pregnancy test in like 15 yrs." – Sam, sharing her anxiety over potential pregnancy. - "He's really down. He's like I'm not having a good day." – Sam, describing Christian's emotional state. - "I love having sex with you. I'm always soooooo pleasantly surprised when I start randomly getting horny around you." – Sam, sharing her desires and experiences. - "This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me." – Dave, responding to the internet outage.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - The pregnancy test result remains pending, hinting at future emotional and physical developments. - The internet outage has disrupted their communication, potentially affecting their plans and interactions. - The unresolved frustrations about Candace and other personal issues might resurface in future conversations.

MOOD MAP playful banter → playful morning → frustrated afternoon → blissful evening → anxious night → relieved night

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    357

    146.3 more; previous daily average 210.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    31

    5.3 more; previous daily average 25.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 168 · 47% 189 · 53%
Average reply time 2m 21s (n=84) 2m 52s (n=86)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 21s (n=84). 5% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 28s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 367 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 52s (n=86). 17% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 27s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 363 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 27.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 72.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 29s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 69% higher than the previous daily average of 210.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 357 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update64 · 18%
Humor62 · 17%
Frustration58 · 16%
Affection37 · 10%
Vulnerability32 · 9%

All other signals

Checking in23 · 6%
Emotional support18 · 5%
Excitement14 · 4%
Disagreement9 · 3%
Deep sharing8 · 2%
Request7 · 2%
Appreciation6 · 2%
Planning6 · 2%
Sexting6 · 2%
Boundary setting2 · 1%
Encouragement2 · 1%
Unmet need2 · 1%
Flirting1 · 0%
Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (34), Humor (33), Frustration (28), Affection (15), Vulnerability (10)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (30), Status update (30), Humor (29), Affection (22), Vulnerability (22)

Tension and positive follow-ups

25 of 48 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

23 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 41s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 48 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Why is he living in NYC?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    For funsies. And his brother lives out there

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Yeah it feels like he’s stringing her along

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think you were nauseous

  5. Context · · Dave

    Your boobs hurt?!

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

319 of 357 messages (89.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 150 / 168 89.3%
Sam Willis 169 / 189 89.4%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.80
Appreciation 0.85
Boundary setting 0.72
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.69
Disagreement 0.63
Emotional support 0.68
Encouragement 0.65
Excitement 0.81
Flirting 0.65
Frustration 0.70
Humor 0.71
Passive aggression 0.60
Planning 0.67
Request 0.66
Sexting 0.86
Status update 0.64
Unmet need 0.85
Vulnerability 0.67
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 10:46:18
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 37 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehehehehe

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

score 0.78 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    I told you to get a test you bum!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    You’re gonna be like 8 months pregnant going “it’s fiiiiine”

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Shut your mouth

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok, baby daddy, 😉 I’ll be back in a bit. Going to lay down for 30 min before all my meetings start. Fml. I really gotta get it together. I can’t. 😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😳

score 0.77 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Haha, oh no!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I think that made me feel even worse

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re pregnant. And I’m having sympathy tiredness 🤦‍♂️

  4. Context · · Dave

    Must be

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao. Is that it?

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Sooooo many people aren’t getting a single one

  2. Context · · Dave

    You’re lucky you’re getting calls at all tbh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Which backs up my observational evidence that… you’re awesome!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re right. I should feel blessed

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🥹

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love you

  2. Context · · Dave

    🫠🫠🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thanks for putting up with me.

  4. Context · · Dave

    I love you 💕

  5. Context · · Dave

    The pleasure is all mine 😘

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love you 💕

  2. Context · · Dave

    The pleasure is all mine 😘

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So you know how Suneal said that Candace was being “too much” lately? Well this song came on my Spotify last night and I sent it to her and it was like ooof But also made me super appreciate you ❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4fxqHbO9OxZrFqNaDUUbt3 Love Me When It’s Hard IngaRose · Love Me When It’s Hard · Song · 2026

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Btw I’m fucking obsessed with this woman’s voice

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s been like 3 yrs!

  2. Context · · Dave

    …or something

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ooooo yea it was that!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And yes. A lot. A lot a lot

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That feels so…juvenile

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dave

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I HATE THIS

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Don't ever do this again ok

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭😭😭😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    CAN YOU SEE!!!

Checking in

Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehehehehe

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Interesting… I applied for this job a month ago.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Interesting… I applied for this job a month ago.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

  4. Context · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Honestly just shoot us both and put us out of our misery

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh!! This reminds me. Gotta talk about this YT video I watched last night

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So this happened a few years ago and it's an older video but Is driving me fucking nuts she's climbing all over my desk rubbing herself against my fucking computer. I'm gonna lose my mind anyway seven years ago at a Prescott…

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah fuck burning yourself today

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love you 💕

  2. Context · · Dave

    The pleasure is all mine 😘

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So you know how Suneal said that Candace was being “too much” lately? Well this song came on my Spotify last night and I sent it to her and it was like ooof But also made me super appreciate you ❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4fxqHbO9OxZrFqNaDUUbt3 Love Me When It’s Hard IngaRose · Love Me When It’s Hard · Song · 2026

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Btw I’m fucking obsessed with this woman’s voice

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    The pleasure is all mine 😘

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So you know how Suneal said that Candace was being “too much” lately? Well this song came on my Spotify last night and I sent it to her and it was like ooof But also made me super appreciate you ❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4fxqHbO9OxZrFqNaDUUbt3 Love Me When It’s Hard IngaRose · Love Me When It’s Hard · Song · 2026

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Btw I’m fucking obsessed with this woman’s voice

  5. Context · · Dave

    You’re so sweet 🫠

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Why is he living in NYC?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    For funsies. And his brother lives out there

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah it feels like he’s stringing her along

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think you were nauseous

  5. Context · · Dave

    Your boobs hurt?!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah fuck burning yourself today

  2. Context · · Dave

    I always think that exact same thing!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    About the why…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Like, don’t act all concerned like life is going to be so great… FROM PRISON where you know that guy is gonna be

  5. Context · · Dave

    Especially when it’s a criminal. I don’t understand how much trouble the cops go through to prevent someone from offing themselves.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    About the why…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Like, don’t act all concerned like life is going to be so great… FROM PRISON where you know that guy is gonna be

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Especially when it’s a criminal. I don’t understand how much trouble the cops go through to prevent someone from offing themselves.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Just let em do it and be done

  5. Context · · Dave

    I never see him

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehehehehe

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re gonna be like 8 months pregnant going “it’s fiiiiine”

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shut your mouth

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok, baby daddy, 😉 I’ll be back in a bit. Going to lay down for 30 min before all my meetings start. Fml. I really gotta get it together. I can’t. 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😳

  5. Context · · Dave

    yeah because a morning nap is totally not pregnant-thing

Encouragement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re so sweet 🫠

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’ll listen to it otw home

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But I’ll give it a try 😉

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s probably not your style but it’s still so good. Hehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh I’m sure it isn’t lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good luck

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Monster gave me a headache

  5. Context · · Dave

    After drinking that monster?!

Excitement

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That feels so…juvenile

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂😂

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    We’re going to have baby 🤦‍♂️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    THAT’S MY POINT lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That feels so…juvenile This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    LMFAO

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I’m also worried about cancer

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Omg…

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s also a sign of pregnancy

  5. Context · · Dave

    I told you to get a test you bum!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Actually laughed out loud 😋

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Awesome!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ah! Got an interview request

  5. Context · · Dave

    From who?

Flirting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    We could nap together!! lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Godddd.. talking about dick size, and the associated mental imagery got me super horny 🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm did it?? ☺️☺️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I needed that nap.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Are you alive?

Frustration

Showing 3 of 58 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Why is he living in NYC?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    For funsies. And his brother lives out there

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah it feels like he’s stringing her along

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think you were nauseous

  5. Context · · Dave

    Your boobs hurt?!

Humor

Showing 3 of 62 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hehehehehehehe

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine My fat ass is at the office already and I don't want to go inside But I'm here one step at a time I guess I so wanted to keep sleeping this morning like this was last night was one of…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehehehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Interesting… I applied for this job a month ago.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

  5. Context · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Me 😭

  2. Context · · Dave

    Shut up

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Don’t be a fucking retard

  4. Context · · Dave

    You look amazing 😍

  5. Context · · Dave

    Does it come via drone delivery?

Planning

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You’re gonna be like 8 months pregnant going “it’s fiiiiine”

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shut your mouth

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok, baby daddy, 😉 I’ll be back in a bit. Going to lay down for 30 min before all my meetings start. Fml. I really gotta get it together. I can’t. 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😳

  5. Context · · Dave

    yeah because a morning nap is totally not pregnant-thing

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    K talk soon lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Haha, oh no!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I think that made me feel even worse

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Honestly just shoot us both and put us out of our misery

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oh!! This reminds me. Gotta talk about this YT video I watched last night

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So this happened a few years ago and it's an older video but Is driving me fucking nuts she's climbing all over my desk rubbing herself against my fucking computer. I'm gonna lose my mind anyway seven years ago at a Prescott…

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol

Request

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg…

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s also a sign of pregnancy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I told you to get a test you bum!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    You’re gonna be like 8 months pregnant going “it’s fiiiiine”

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Shut your mouth

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    DAVE!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Have you scheduled the financial thing yet

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Dave

    😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Please let me know confirmed date and time

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    this first. THEN the colonoscopy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

Sexting

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    It does. Hence why 🚫micropeen

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok but we gotta feel SOMETHING lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Bigger dicks literally stretch the inside of the vagina more, and expose and stimulate more nerves.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok but we gotta feel SOMETHING lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Bigger dicks literally stretch the inside of the vagina more, and expose and stimulate more nerves.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Maybe. TBH I think men get enough stimulation pretty easily.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Bigger dicks literally stretch the inside of the vagina more, and expose and stimulate more nerves.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    OK and I’d imagine men feel a better sensation with a “tighter” pussy This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Maybe. TBH I think men get enough stimulation pretty easily.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Man. Men just really don’t gossip

Status update

Showing 3 of 64 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Interesting… I applied for this job a month ago.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which I have no memory of. Audit advisor? Lol. AI monitoring? I’m intrigued. 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen

  4. Context · · Dave

    When I want a tattoo, I want it RIGHT THEN

  5. Context · · Dave

    Just for funsies?

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    When I want a tattoo, I want it RIGHT THEN

  4. Context · · Dave

    Just for funsies?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Why is he living in NYC?

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ok... this is the longest I haven't talked to you in.... months?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nope... don't like this lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I hope you're not just like: meh, fuck that guy. And I'm over thinking everything's cool. Just riding out the storm

  4. Context · · Dave

    Like tom hanks in that movie about the volleyball

  5. Context · · Dave

    He finally gets home and the one thing that kept him going that whole time (his wife) had moved on and got remarried

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭😭😭😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    CAN YOU SEE!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    all my texts to you are green now 😭😭

  4. Context · · Dave

    This is THE WORST

  5. Context · · Dave

    I miss you

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 32 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You are such a boy lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am taking nurse daycare and I am not going to drive into the office I might just go in and put this week as a week I am not fucking killing it at all But I gotta work, cause I have a meeting so Anyway In the b…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg I just got home, without the dogs, and the cats are already circling me…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ha! Remote week? Yeah I feel ya

  2. Context · · Dave

    August 5th?! See what I mean?!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh, I know the other thing I was gonna bring up what was the thing that I said was making me suspect that I was pregnant I can't remember I don't feel like it was like being hungry all the time or I don't know I feel like or…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes, it’s just customizing the car on screen

  5. Context · · Dave

    When I want a tattoo, I want it RIGHT THEN

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it feels like he’s stringing her along

  2. Context · · Dave

    I think you were nauseous

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Your boobs hurt?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s been like 3 yrs!

  5. Context · · Dave

    …or something