2026-05-15
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[2026-05-15 07:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 07:29:00] Sam Willis: Good morning you handsome sexy man, you
[2026-05-15 07:30:00] Sam Willis: I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
[2026-05-15 07:30:00] Sam Willis: Lololol that GIF 😂
[2026-05-15 07:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great training lined up. And I wish I was kissing you like that everywhere right now And What else is going on on the fly here haven't had much time to think So yeah, I'm just looking at printers. I think I might buy a couple more printers today. So there's that Yeah, that looks great. That's what I'm gonna do to you when I see you. Mother, you smother you in all kinds of things So yeah, bro day day off, loving it If you got, I guess you got oh I've got a middle school graduation tonight and you've got some graduations going on oh, and your interview so that'll be fun I can't wait to talk to you today and oh my God I'm sitting here like caressing the side of my phone like rubbing your face or something. I'll talk to you later bye.
[2026-05-15 07:32:00] Sam Willis: I’m not even a blip in your mind
[2026-05-15 07:32:00] Sam Willis: You forgot about me. I get it.
[2026-05-15 07:32:00] Dave: Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
[2026-05-15 07:33:00] Dave: Your way more than a blip
[2026-05-15 07:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
[2026-05-15 07:33:00] Dave: You’re an atomic bomb detonation on my mind lol
[2026-05-15 07:33:00] Sam Willis: Awwww you were caressing!! Lolol
[2026-05-15 07:34:00] Dave: Yeah I was like, gently running my finger up and down the side 🤦♂️
[2026-05-15 07:35:00] Sam Willis: That’s amazing
[2026-05-15 07:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just throw on some plural site trainings I just Don't care that much but I try to do something. I don't know. I also have two one on ones this morning. That got rescheduled today like literally fuck my life Anyway What's it gonna say I had such a fucked up dream But first off, so what's what we have going on for graduation it's today what time tell me all the things This is for Grayson I take it. Are you guys throwing him a party? Are you getting him a cake? Are you getting him a gift like I feel like you're unprepared Juliet probably hasn't handled anyway My dream oh my God First, if I slept really well like heavy, but our conversation about guns must've resonated not resonated, but I stayed in my mind because I had a dream I was at this place and it was like this fucked up game where a person Would get called up to stage and they would like sing a song like a karaoke like they would do like a karaoke song was really fucked up and they would have a gun and at the end of this song they could decide they wanted to shoot somebody in the crowd or if they wanted to like spare everybody's lives And so you get up there? You know somebody where you're not there you don't know these people actually know a lot of them or people that I went to like high school with it was almost like it was like my high school reunion And You would just be freaking the fuck out the entire time that somebody's up there all their fucking singing and you're just like holding your breath until they're done singing so you can determine if they're gonna fucking shoot somebody or not So anyway, long story short I got shot, but it a particular person. It was like in a shootout is very weird. I got shot right like in my pelvic area on my left side and I don't know it was all fucked up. I went to this fake Doctor Who actually was part with somebody that was in the crowd that was trying to shoot people. They didn't actually take care of me then I almost got shot again and like I was running away from these people who were trying to kill me and then like people who I thought that we're actually killed actually came back to life and they were actually bad people. And then like Christian was there, and he was really mad at me because I went to that fake doctor instead of the real plan and he had given me the address to the real one. I didn't listen because the other one was closer. It was just a whole thing I mean, what the fuck do I dream? Bye
[2026-05-15 07:54:00] Dave: It’s middle school bro
[2026-05-15 07:54:00] Dave: Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
[2026-05-15 07:54:00] Dave: A cake lolol
[2026-05-15 07:56:00] Dave: There is a dance after that he’s attending though so we’ll probably go get something to eat after the graduation so that’s cool. Probably Italian because I saw a video recipe for chicken piccata last night lol
[2026-05-15 07:56:00] Dave: Ewe!! In the pelvis
[2026-05-15 07:56:00] Dave: Lmao you’re dreams are crazy hahaha
[2026-05-15 07:57:00] Dave: lol Christian…
[2026-05-15 07:57:00] Dave: You’re the one that gives HIM addresses and shit lol
[2026-05-15 07:58:00] Sam Willis: Fair
[2026-05-15 07:59:00] Dave: I just ordered 2 printers 😁
[2026-05-15 08:02:00] Sam Willis: TWO?!?
[2026-05-15 08:03:00] Dave: Yeah 🤭
[2026-05-15 08:05:00] Sam Willis: So you’ll have 3 total or 4? 3 right?
[2026-05-15 08:09:00] Dave: 3
[2026-05-15 09:11:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1hnBv12-uk The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover White trash washer band with a classic!“To use this video in a co...
[2026-05-15 09:11:00] Dave: Lmao… I just came across this
[2026-05-15 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Hey that’s pretty clever! lol
[2026-05-15 09:23:00] Sam Willis: That face…
[2026-05-15 09:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I find it so funny that Stephen can like quote all these books and all these podcasts like with no problem but he has like zero fucking social skills when it comes to being around people like what the fuck is up with that I mean seriously
[2026-05-15 09:35:00] Dave: How old is that thing?!
[2026-05-15 09:35:00] Dave: How old is that thing?!
[2026-05-15 09:37:00] Dave: Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐
[2026-05-15 09:37:00] Dave: Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐
[2026-05-15 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-15 09:51:00] Sam Willis: I think like 8. If that lol
[2026-05-15 09:51:00] Sam Willis: I think like 8. If that lol
[2026-05-15 09:52:00] Sam Willis: My mom has a call in a few minutes with the social security office bc she just needs to know when she’s eligible, what she needs to do, etc. and she just said she has anxiety about it. Lolol I only laugh so I don’t cry bc I’M SO SCREWED!!! I’m exactly like her. And she’s a basket case so I’m always going to be a basket case tooooo 😭
[2026-05-15 09:54:00] Dave: You’ll be ok baby
[2026-05-15 09:55:00] Dave: And just tell her to keep voting trump 🙄
[2026-05-15 10:00:00] Sam Willis: LOOK AT THAT UBER!! 🤮🤮
[2026-05-15 10:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Suneal texting Candace
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Sam Willis: But nope. Definitely not
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Dave: Indy as in IndiA lol?
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Dave: Cuz I could see that
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Sam Willis: You would think!!
[2026-05-15 10:07:00] Dave: Oof
[2026-05-15 10:21:00] Sam Willis: It already came in?!?
[2026-05-15 10:21:00] Dave: I picked them up at Bestbuy
[2026-05-15 10:24:00] Dave: See?! I tell you about things in real time!! 😜
[2026-05-15 10:25:00] Sam Willis: You’re learning!!!
[2026-05-15 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-15 10:26:00] Dave: Doing some good training?
[2026-05-15 10:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m on my last 1x1 of the day 🙄🙄
[2026-05-15 10:26:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-05-15 10:27:00] Sam Willis: And continue prepping. Bc I dunno who the fuck these people are
[2026-05-15 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Then I gotta get pretty. Interview in 2.5 hrs!
[2026-05-15 10:27:00] Dave: You’re ALREADY pretty
[2026-05-15 10:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 10:28:00] Dave: You have to get prettiER
[2026-05-15 10:29:00] Dave: Omg I absolutely would!
[2026-05-15 10:30:00] Sam Willis: I love that you like my hair hehe
[2026-05-15 10:30:00] Dave: You’re hair is soooo thick and beautiful 😍
[2026-05-15 10:31:00] Dave: I’ve never like been turned on or really cared much about hair… but yours drives me insane 🥵
[2026-05-15 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!
[2026-05-15 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm. Thank you baby
[2026-05-15 10:32:00] Dave: Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
[2026-05-15 10:32:00] Dave: Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏
[2026-05-15 10:33:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to ride you again
[2026-05-15 10:33:00] Dave: I’m dieing over here lol
[2026-05-15 10:35:00] Sam Willis: 💦💦
[2026-05-15 10:35:00] Sam Willis: 3.5 more weeks!!
[2026-05-15 11:08:00] Sam Willis: How big is each 3d printer? Does your office have room for 3 of them?? lol
[2026-05-15 11:09:00] Dave: No I’m going to put them in the other living room
[2026-05-15 11:10:00] Sam Willis: What other living room
[2026-05-15 11:10:00] Dave: P
[2026-05-15 11:11:00] Dave: Right now it’s kinda just for accumulation
[2026-05-15 11:11:00] Dave: There’s a second area upstairs
[2026-05-15 11:13:00] Dave: I could put them, or one of them, on the first level of my lack shelf but I’d have to print some extenders.
[2026-05-15 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Accumulation 😂😂
[2026-05-15 11:14:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know what like…any of that is lol
[2026-05-15 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Tf is a lack shelf
[2026-05-15 11:15:00] Dave: Oh, lol
[2026-05-15 11:16:00] Dave: That’s an ikea lack. They’re only $10 and you can do tons of shit with them. Hence the stand my printer is on
[2026-05-15 11:16:00] Dave: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/lack-side-table-white-30514791/ LACK side table, white, 133/4x133/4" LACK side table, white, 133/4x133/4" You can use this small LACK table throughout the home and also slide it under the larger table in the series to save space. Thanks to the unique construction, it’s easy to assemble, lift and move around.
[2026-05-15 11:18:00] Dave: People have made hardware to turn them into enclosures with glass doors, and all kinds of fun stuff. They’re awesome for cheap diy
[2026-05-15 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Ooo so you have a few on top of each other
[2026-05-15 11:38:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-15 11:41:00] Sam Willis: Good lord. So much research 😂
[2026-05-15 11:41:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I have taken such a crash course in banking the past week
[2026-05-15 11:42:00] Dave: Yeah I bet you have lol
[2026-05-15 11:42:00] Dave: That would be smart
[2026-05-15 11:42:00] Sam Willis: So much that this point, I need to just continue applying to banks so this shit doesn’t go to waste
[2026-05-15 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Damnit. Now I gotta pay for Claude. I’ve reached my prompt limit for the day😩
[2026-05-15 11:56:00] Sam Willis: $20/mo too seems excessive
[2026-05-15 12:04:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-15 12:05:00] Dave: That’s probably the best value you’ll ever pay for anything considering how much it costs to run prompts
[2026-05-15 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-15 12:09:00] Dave: What is this interview about
[2026-05-15 12:09:00] Dave: Who’s it with?
[2026-05-15 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Shital Mehta- Director, Strategic Credit Risk Min Yun-VP, Consumer Banking Pat Jacobs- VP- Chief Digital Officer
[2026-05-15 12:21:00] Sam Willis: Copy.mov
[2026-05-15 12:21:00] Sam Willis: My foster puppy that I should have adopted 😩
[2026-05-15 12:22:00] Dave: That’s not ginger is it?
[2026-05-15 12:23:00] Sam Willis: No that’s Kami. I fostered her like a year and a half ago
[2026-05-15 12:29:00] Dave: How are you feeling?
[2026-05-15 12:30:00] Dave: Confident
[2026-05-15 12:33:00] Dave: You’re gonna do great!!
[2026-05-15 12:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby. I’m feeling decent!
[2026-05-15 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-05-15 12:36:00] Dave: Call me after?
[2026-05-15 12:37:00] Dave: Lmk how it goes
[2026-05-15 12:37:00] Dave: K
[2026-05-15 12:37:00] Sam Willis: But I’ll definitely text you ❤️
[2026-05-15 12:37:00] Sam Willis: I wont be able to unfortunately. We will be rushing to get out the door to St. Louis for the graduation
[2026-05-15 12:39:00] Dave: Good call!
[2026-05-15 12:39:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-15 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I’m wearing a white jacket but I just googled and they said don’t do that for interviews in the finance world. lol
[2026-05-15 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Blue it issssss
[2026-05-15 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Omg the white jacket has stains all over the arm too that I didn’t notice lol. Lordddd
[2026-05-15 12:44:00] Dave: You don’t want them to think you’re…. Sloppy
[2026-05-15 12:44:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-05-15 12:44:00] Sam Willis: No doubt!
[2026-05-15 12:44:00] Dave: Good thing you changed!’
[2026-05-15 12:48:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to kill you
[2026-05-15 12:49:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-05-15 12:49:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-05-15 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-15 12:51:00] Dave: Good lucky baby! You’re gonna do great!!
[2026-05-15 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby. Stay tuned ❤️
[2026-05-15 13:47:00] Sam Willis: But hopefully my stellar personality made up for it. Bc like…I am quite funny.
[2026-05-15 13:47:00] Sam Willis: OK interview done. Then Christian just texted that he missed me. And I’m like whyyyyyy. I don’t know what to say to this shit. Anywho. Interview went well I think. I loved the ppl. They were young and fun seeming. They definitely were questioning my lack of banking experience
[2026-05-15 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Now IIIII would be the personality hire!!! 😝
[2026-05-15 13:48:00] Dave: That’s awesome!!
[2026-05-15 13:49:00] Dave: I love that!
[2026-05-15 13:49:00] Dave: So the people are cool?
[2026-05-15 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Yea like VPs that are probably 5 yrs older than me
[2026-05-15 13:50:00] Dave: I could totally see you being the personality hire!
[2026-05-15 13:50:00] Sam Willis: My perspective on the lack of banking experience is 1. It doesn’t matter. It all translates. And 2. Maybe you WANT someone that’s an outsider
[2026-05-15 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Plus 8 yrs at a huge brokerage firm isn’t NOTHING. Ya twats
[2026-05-15 13:51:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-05-15 13:52:00] Sam Willis: How are you?
[2026-05-15 13:54:00] Dave: I miss you
[2026-05-15 13:55:00] Dave: I’m good! Got my printers setup 😌
[2026-05-15 13:55:00] Sam Willis: And I miss YOU!
[2026-05-15 13:55:00] Dave: Did some laundry
[2026-05-15 13:56:00] Dave: And are you oyw to stl?
[2026-05-15 13:56:00] Dave: What’d you tell Christian lol?
[2026-05-15 14:02:00] Sam Willis: I just told him I missed him too and asked if he was okay. He just said he had a lot on his mind and then I told him I can text if he wants to talk but that I’ll be in the car forever
[2026-05-15 14:03:00] Dave: Do you miss him? And are you ok?
[2026-05-15 14:04:00] Dave: I have kinda lost track of the fact that you’re in this too. And however you feel, is ok 😌
[2026-05-15 14:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m perfectly ok. I feel bad for causing him stress and sadness.
[2026-05-15 14:05:00] Dave: Oh for sure
[2026-05-15 14:05:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like to be the reason why someone is stressed or unhappy
[2026-05-15 14:05:00] Dave: That’s reasons 163577 I love you 😘
[2026-05-15 14:07:00] Dave: Is he having feels - as in hoping to still have a relationship with you? Or do you think he has accepted it?
[2026-05-15 14:09:00] Sam Willis: This is what I don’t know 😬
[2026-05-15 14:09:00] Sam Willis: I can’t tell through his texts
[2026-05-15 14:09:00] Sam Willis: I hope he’s accepted it
[2026-05-15 14:09:00] Sam Willis: This is what I don’t know 😬
[2026-05-15 14:10:00] Sam Willis: But he’s always told me that he never “goes backwards” in relationships. Like he doesn’t do do-overs. Doesn’t chase anyone. Etc.
[2026-05-15 14:12:00] Dave: So you’re in the car for 2 hours?
[2026-05-15 14:12:00] Dave: And there’s a graduation tonight? And then another one tomorrow?
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Dave: It probably won’t be lol
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Tonight at 4 in stl. Then tomorrow at 830am in Columbia
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Still Sunday
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Dave: Hopefully it’s quick
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Sam Willis: And you have one tonight at 530?
[2026-05-15 14:13:00] Dave: Are you feeling home tomorrow or still Sunday?
[2026-05-15 14:30:00] Sam Willis: I miss my babies 😭 thank goodness daycare posts pictures
[2026-05-15 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Loki is shaking off in the first photo. Her face😂
[2026-05-15 14:30:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Layla and Levon (last picture) look very over it
[2026-05-15 14:40:00] Dave: Hahaha look at this tiredboi
[2026-05-15 14:41:00] Dave: Looks like they’re having fun though
[2026-05-15 14:41:00] Dave: Looks like they’re having fun though
[2026-05-15 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Speaking of. They just called me and I guess they’ve been trying to reach Christian but he hasn’t been answering. And that they were texting him yesterday Ummm I was like just contact me going forward. HMPH. Christian never even told me anything.
[2026-05-15 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Yep they are dunzo lol
[2026-05-15 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Yep they are dunzo lol
[2026-05-15 15:03:00] Sam Willis: I HATE writing thank you emails. It sounds so fake and dumb
[2026-05-15 15:09:00] Dave: Wow what a fake dummy.. ?
[2026-05-15 15:09:00] Dave: What would you think if you got one?
[2026-05-15 15:10:00] Dave: Thank you for what anyway?
[2026-05-15 15:10:00] Dave: Doing your fucking job, which includes interviewing people 🙄
[2026-05-15 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Alright 10 more min. I have to peeeeeeww
[2026-05-15 15:33:00] Sam Willis: That took me entirely too long to do. Christ
[2026-05-15 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Couldn’t make it. Had to stop at a gas station lol. Which is taking more time but good lord
[2026-05-15 15:44:00] Dave: Are you going straight to the graduation?
[2026-05-15 15:44:00] Dave: Isn’t that the worst!!
[2026-05-15 15:45:00] Sam Willis: It starts in 15 min
[2026-05-15 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-15 15:46:00] Sam Willis: OK you know how like you see the jokes about women coming out of the bathroom with like their dress or shirt tucked in their underwear?
[2026-05-15 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Like how does that even happen lmao
[2026-05-15 15:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m wearing a dress
[2026-05-15 15:47:00] Dave: Are you wearing a dress?
[2026-05-15 15:47:00] Dave: Or did you just see someone do it lol?
[2026-05-15 15:47:00] Dave: I’ve never seen you in a dress!
[2026-05-15 15:48:00] Dave: And I want to
[2026-05-15 15:50:00] Sam Willis: You haven’t??
[2026-05-15 15:50:00] Dave: No!
[2026-05-15 15:55:00] Dave: lol translucent
[2026-05-15 15:55:00] Sam Willis: The only difference between a dress and normal clothes is just seeing my pasty practically translucent white legs
[2026-05-15 15:56:00] Dave: I took my shirt off when I mowed the grass a little while ago (only in the back yard) and made the horrible mistake of looking at my reflection in the window…
[2026-05-15 15:56:00] Dave: 🤮
[2026-05-15 15:59:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-15 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Bro I’m in a full on church service
[2026-05-15 16:48:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-05-15 16:48:00] Dave: What kind of graduation is this?
[2026-05-15 16:49:00] Sam Willis: She’s graduating with a master in biblical studies lolol
[2026-05-15 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Welllll
[2026-05-15 16:50:00] Dave: What a waste
[2026-05-15 16:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 16:50:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Dave: Omg there are a billion people here
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Has it started yet??
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Dave: We havent even started yet
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Sam Willis: It was an hour and a half. I almost didn’t make it through. Goddddd
[2026-05-15 17:59:00] Dave: Ha
[2026-05-15 18:00:00] Dave: I’m going to the car to get my drink because we’re gonna be here a while 😭😭😭😭
[2026-05-15 18:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re going to be there forever
[2026-05-15 18:00:00] Dave: They’re scrambling to get more chairs because there’s like a 100 people still standing
[2026-05-15 18:01:00] Dave: In case I don’t make it out before you go to bed: goodnight baby, I love you, can’t wait to talk you tomorrow
[2026-05-15 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Well while I was enduring church, I was thinking about you sitting on the couch and me straddling you
[2026-05-15 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm shirt off 🥵
[2026-05-15 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm shirt off 🥵
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Dave: Great. Now I’m walking back into the middle school hard
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be awake silly
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby. Talk to you later!
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: You’re welcome! ❤️
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Going to dinner then still have a 2 hr drive
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-15 18:02:00] Dave: K byyyye
[2026-05-15 18:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 20:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you alive?
[2026-05-15 20:39:00] Dave: The school is in our neighborhood
[2026-05-15 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-05-15 20:39:00] Dave: Bruuuuuh
[2026-05-15 20:39:00] Dave: JUST got home
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Dave: Trying to find seating for everyone
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Sam Willis: So you were there 3 hrs basically
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Sam Willis: What the actual fuck
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Dave: It took 4 EVER
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Dave: It didn’t start till like 6:45
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Sam Willis: What the fuck took so long
[2026-05-15 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Oh I bet you were pretty pissed lol
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Dave: Dumb af
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Dave: And omg all the screaming whenever someone’s name got called 🤦♂️
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkk that
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Dave: There were STILL 50+ people standing
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Sam Willis: All this to watch your kid walk across the stage for 10 seconds
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-15 20:41:00] Dave: I’m fucking spent
[2026-05-15 20:42:00] Dave: And also wtf side note: have you seen what 8th grade girls look like these days 👀
[2026-05-15 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby
[2026-05-15 20:42:00] Sam Willis: I know it sucks
[2026-05-15 20:43:00] Dave: Like grown ass slutty ass women
[2026-05-15 20:43:00] Sam Willis: You better not say hott
[2026-05-15 20:44:00] Dave: What’s your status?
[2026-05-15 20:44:00] Sam Willis: 55 min from my sisters house
[2026-05-15 20:44:00] Sam Willis: We went to mellow mushroom with the fam to eat. So good
[2026-05-15 20:44:00] Dave: Driving?
[2026-05-15 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Me and dad are jamming to music so he can stay awake
[2026-05-15 20:45:00] Sam Willis: And I’m singing very loudly
[2026-05-15 20:46:00] Dave: What are you singing??
[2026-05-15 20:46:00] Dave: Hehe, I love the thought of you and your daddy singing 🥰
[2026-05-15 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Currently Don’t Fear The Reaper
[2026-05-15 20:47:00] Dave: Since when do you know classic rock 🤪
[2026-05-15 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I know more music than you do
[2026-05-15 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Pfft bissshhhh
[2026-05-15 20:49:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
[2026-05-15 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Every single song that comes on, dad goes “oooo great fucking song” 😂
[2026-05-15 20:49:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Dave: Oh no, I think you’re mistaken
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Dave: Whoaaaaaaa
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Sam Willis: You heard me
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Dave: Whoaaaaaaa
[2026-05-15 20:50:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Dave: Classic rock though
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Sam Willis: OK next time we are together, we will play a competition
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Dave: Bitch
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Sam Willis: I know more all around music than you do
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Dave: You’re feeling feisty
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Sam Willis: OK next time we are together, we will play a competition
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Fine. Done.
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Dave: None of your in-your-feels shit
[2026-05-15 20:51:00] Sam Willis: D O N E
[2026-05-15 20:52:00] Dave: Too bad I’m not there because we’d fightbro
[2026-05-15 20:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I know. I need someone to show me who is boss
[2026-05-15 20:53:00] Dave: THAT I can do 😈
[2026-05-15 20:56:00] Dave: You need a good hate-fucking 😏
[2026-05-15 20:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Can you be loving right afterwards though? 🫠
[2026-05-15 21:04:00] Dave: Uhhh, ofc
[2026-05-15 21:04:00] Dave: You don’t think I’d just leave you all broken do you 😘
[2026-05-15 21:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Also. HMPH!!
[2026-05-15 21:18:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/ [Mature Content] Check out GovernYouAfterDark’s Reddit profile Explore GovernYouAfterDark’s posts and comments on Reddit
[2026-05-15 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Also. HMPH!!
[2026-05-15 21:19:00] Dave: You know I wouldn’t even have a chance 😂
[2026-05-15 21:19:00] Dave: You know I wouldn’t even have a chance 😂
[2026-05-15 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I can’t be watching this sitting next to my dad!!! Lolol
[2026-05-15 21:19:00] Dave: Well durr
[2026-05-15 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Oooo can’t wait to see
[2026-05-15 21:20:00] Sam Willis: What is it
[2026-05-15 21:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-15 21:20:00] Dave: Just throwing it out there
[2026-05-15 21:20:00] Dave: It’s my page. Related to hate fucking
[2026-05-15 21:21:00] Dave: Might do that to you 😈
[2026-05-15 21:21:00] Dave: And some edging
[2026-05-15 21:22:00] Dave: Make you beg for the rest
[2026-05-15 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Stahppppp
[2026-05-15 21:22:00] Dave: Give you just the head..
[2026-05-15 21:23:00] Dave: Ahem
[2026-05-15 21:23:00] Sam Willis: You can’t stop me from just taking what I want
[2026-05-15 21:23:00] Dave: Ahem
[2026-05-15 21:25:00] Dave: We’ll see about that
[2026-05-15 21:25:00] Dave: Heh
[2026-05-15 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Deal
[2026-05-15 21:26:00] Sam Willis: When are you heading to bed
[2026-05-15 21:26:00] Sam Willis: And to have to get up so early tomorrow again 😭
[2026-05-15 21:26:00] Sam Willis: For sure
[2026-05-15 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m so tired 😭
[2026-05-15 21:26:00] Dave: Yeah its been a long day
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Dave: Hbu
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Dave: Pretty soon, I think
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Dave: You can make it!!
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Sam Willis: 20 min away
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Losing steam
[2026-05-15 21:27:00] Dave: How far off
[2026-05-15 21:28:00] Dave: Me too!
[2026-05-15 21:28:00] Sam Willis: lol. OK baby I miss you so much. I love you
[2026-05-15 21:28:00] Dave: OK yeah, I’m going to bed now lol
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Dave: I love you babydoll
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Dave: You’re the absolute best
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Dave: I can’t fucking wait to see - and fight- you
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Dave: Ahhhhh!!
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Dave: You too!
[2026-05-15 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!
[2026-05-15 21:30:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-05-15 21:30:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Monday. A day of highs and lows, from playful banter to a tense, sexually charged evening. A recurring theme was the distance between them and the anticipation of their next physical encounter.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings - Key points: Dave and Sam exchanged flirty, sexy messages in the morning. Dave forgot about the time zone. - Emotional register: Flirty, playful. - Notable quotes: "Good morning you handsome sexy man, you" — Sam.
- Graduation
- Key points: Dave attended a middle school graduation. Sam expressed concern about forgetting the time.
- Emotional register: Anxious, concerned.
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Notable quotes: "I’m wearing a white jacket but I just googled and they said don’t do that for interviews in the finance world." — Sam.
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Interview
- Key points: Sam prepared for a finance interview. She discussed her concerns and experiences.
- Emotional register: Nervous, determined.
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Notable quotes: "You’re gonna do great!!" — Dave.
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Dream Discussion
- Key points: Sam shared a disturbing dream about a karaoke game involving guns.
- Emotional register: Confused, amused.
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Notable quotes: "I had a dream I was at this place and it was like this fucked up game." — Sam.
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Printers
- Key points: Dave bought two more printers. He discussed their placement and use.
- Emotional register: Excited, proud.
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Notable quotes: "I could put them, or one of them, on the first level of my lack shelf" — Dave.
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Christian
- Key points: Sam mentioned Christian texting her, causing tension and concern.
- Emotional register: Conflicted, concerned.
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Notable quotes: "I don’t know what to say to this shit." — Sam.
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Children and Daycare
- Key points: Sam expressed her longing for her children and appreciated daycare's picture updates.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, affectionate.
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Notable quotes: "I miss my babies 😭 thank goodness daycare posts pictures." — Sam.
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Job and Career
- Key points: Sam discussed her banking job interview and her lack of banking experience.
- Emotional register: Determined, confident.
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Notable quotes: "I am quite funny." — Sam.
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Graduation Procedure
- Key points: Dave found the graduation ceremony long and boring.
- Emotional register: Bored, irritated.
- Notable quotes: "Oh for sure" — Dave.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam exchanged sexually charged messages, including fantasies and teasing. - Initiated by: Sam. - Specific language: "I was thinking about you sitting on the couch and me straddling you" — Sam. - Physical sensations: "I’ll be awake silly" — Sam. - Fantasies: "I took my shirt off when I mowed the grass" — Dave.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the conversation with her news and concerns, while Dave followed and provided support and encouragement. - There was tension and confusion concerning Christian's texts to Sam. - Expressions of love and longing were prevalent, with both expressing their anticipation of seeing each other. - Power-dynamic moments: "You can’t stop me from just taking what I want" — Sam.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Oh my God I'm sitting here like caressing the side of my phone like rubbing your face or something." — Dave. - "You’re hair is soooo thick and beautiful 😍." — Dave. - "You’re going to be there forever" — Sam. - "I can’t be watching this sitting next to my dad!!! Lolol" — Sam. - "I miss my babies 😭 thank goodness daycare posts pictures." — Sam. - "You’re gonna do great!!" — Dave. - "I had a dream I was at this place and it was like this fucked up game." — Sam. - "I could put them, or one of them, on the first level of my lack shelf" — Dave. - "I don’t know what to say to this shit." — Sam. - "You can’t stop me from just taking what I want" — Sam. - "I’m wearing a white jacket but I just googled and they said don’t do that for interviews in the finance world." — Sam.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topics: Christian's texts and Sam's concern about her lack of banking experience. - Emotional threads: Longing and anticipation of seeing each other. - Running jokes: The "smother in kisses" reference.
MOOD MAP Nervous anticipation → Flirty banter → Tense concern → Sexual anticipation → Affectionate longing.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
359
26.3 fewer; previous daily average 385.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
32
3.4 more; previous daily average 28.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 185 · 52% | 174 · 48% |
| Average reply time | 1m 17s (n=93) | 2m 12s (n=93) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 2 · 0% | 2 of 2 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 17s (n=93). 24% shorter; pooled historical mean 1m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 640 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 12s (n=93). 17% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 39s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 641 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 80.0 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 80.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 55s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 359 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (64), Frustration (23), Humor (22), Affection (18), Checking in (8)
- Sam Willis: Status update (54), Humor (27), Frustration (17), Vulnerability (13), Affection (11)
Tension and positive follow-ups
18 of 32 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (56%).
14 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 47s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 32 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
- Context · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
How old is that thing?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
How old is that thing?!
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
My mom has a call in a few minutes with the social security office bc she just needs to know when she’s eligible, what she needs to do, etc. and she just said she has anxiety about it. Lolol I only laugh so I don’t cry bc I’M SO SCREWED!!!…
- Context · · Dave
You’ll be ok baby
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
And just tell her to keep voting trump 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOOK AT THAT UBER!! 🤮🤮
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
320 of 359 messages (89.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 166 / 185 | 89.7% |
| Sam Willis | 154 / 174 | 88.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.73 |
| Boundary setting | 0.68 |
| Checking in | 0.70 |
| Deep sharing | 0.80 |
| Disagreement | 0.66 |
| Emotional support | 0.75 |
| Encouragement | 0.81 |
| Excitement | 0.67 |
| Flirting | 0.80 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.67 |
| Passive aggression | 0.65 |
| Planning | 0.73 |
| Request | 0.64 |
| Sexting | 0.86 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Vulnerability | 0.68 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-14 16:18:24
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning you handsome sexy man, you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
score 0.79 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Context · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
- Context · · Dave
You’re an atomic bomb detonation on my mind lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Awwww you were caressing!! Lolol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I was like, gently running my finger up and down the side 🤦♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s amazing
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.79 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww you were caressing!! Lolol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I was like, gently running my finger up and down the side 🤦♂️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s amazing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just t…
- Context · · Dave
It’s middle school bro
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1hnBv12-uk The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover White trash washer band with a classic!“To use this video in a co...
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… I just came across this
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hey that’s pretty clever! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
That face…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.83 · confidence 0.6885
- Context · · Dave
I’ve never like been turned on or really cared much about hair… but yours drives me insane 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Call me after?
- Context · · Dave
Lmk how it goes
- Detected signal · · Dave
K
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I’ll definitely text you ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wont be able to unfortunately. We will be rushing to get out the door to St. Louis for the graduation
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
And I want to
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t??
- Detected signal · · Dave
No!
- Context · · Dave
lol translucent
- Context · · Sam Willis
The only difference between a dress and normal clothes is just seeing my pasty practically translucent white legs
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going to dinner then still have a 2 hr drive
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Detected signal · · Dave
K byyyye
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you alive?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Doing some good training?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on my last 1x1 of the day 🙄🙄
- Detected signal · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Context · · Sam Willis
And continue prepping. Bc I dunno who the fuck these people are
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I gotta get pretty. Interview in 2.5 hrs!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Copy.mov
- Context · · Sam Willis
My foster puppy that I should have adopted 😩
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s not ginger is it?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No that’s Kami. I fostered her like a year and a half ago
- Context · · Dave
How are you feeling?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
That’s not ginger is it?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No that’s Kami. I fostered her like a year and a half ago
- Detected signal · · Dave
How are you feeling?
- Context · · Dave
Confident
- Context · · Dave
You’re gonna do great!!
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope he’s accepted it
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is what I don’t know 😬
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But he’s always told me that he never “goes backwards” in relationships. Like he doesn’t do do-overs. Doesn’t chase anyone. Etc.
- Context · · Dave
So you’re in the car for 2 hours?
- Context · · Dave
And there’s a graduation tonight? And then another one tomorrow?
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Suneal texting Candace
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But nope. Definitely not
- Context · · Dave
Indy as in IndiA lol?
- Context · · Dave
Cuz I could see that
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea like VPs that are probably 5 yrs older than me
- Context · · Dave
I could totally see you being the personality hire!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My perspective on the lack of banking experience is 1. It doesn’t matter. It all translates. And 2. Maybe you WANT someone that’s an outsider
- Context · · Sam Willis
Plus 8 yrs at a huge brokerage firm isn’t NOTHING. Ya twats
- Context · · Sam Willis
😝
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
What would you think if you got one?
- Context · · Dave
Thank you for what anyway?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Doing your fucking job, which includes interviewing people 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright 10 more min. I have to peeeeeeww
- Context · · Sam Willis
That took me entirely too long to do. Christ
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Context · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My mom has a call in a few minutes with the social security office bc she just needs to know when she’s eligible, what she needs to do, etc. and she just said she has anxiety about it. Lolol I only laugh so I don’t cry bc I’M SO SCREWED!!!…
- Context · · Dave
You’ll be ok baby
- Context · · Dave
And just tell her to keep voting trump 🙄
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
My mom has a call in a few minutes with the social security office bc she just needs to know when she’s eligible, what she needs to do, etc. and she just said she has anxiety about it. Lolol I only laugh so I don’t cry bc I’M SO SCREWED!!!…
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’ll be ok baby
- Context · · Dave
And just tell her to keep voting trump 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOOK AT THAT UBER!! 🤮🤮
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.731
- Context · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
- Detected signal · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
- Context · · Dave
You’re an atomic bomb detonation on my mind lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I picked them up at Bestbuy
- Context · · Dave
See?! I tell you about things in real time!! 😜
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re learning!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Dave
Doing some good training?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re learning!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
Doing some good training?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on my last 1x1 of the day 🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
Excitement
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
- Context · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
- Context · · Dave
You’re an atomic bomb detonation on my mind lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww you were caressing!! Lolol
score 0.74 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I was like, gently running my finger up and down the side 🤦♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s amazing
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just t…
- Context · · Dave
It’s middle school bro
- Context · · Dave
Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
You’re the one that gives HIM addresses and shit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fair
- Detected signal · · Dave
I just ordered 2 printers 😁
- Context · · Sam Willis
TWO?!?
- Context · · Dave
Yeah 🤭
Flirting
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning you handsome sexy man, you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
score 0.88 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that you like my hair hehe
- Context · · Dave
You’re hair is soooo thick and beautiful 😍
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve never like been turned on or really cared much about hair… but yours drives me insane 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
score 0.90 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to ride you again
Frustration
Showing 3 of 40 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.74 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
- Context · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
How old is that thing?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
How old is that thing?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐
- Context · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
How old is that thing?!
- Context · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nor can he remember to make a simple request to HR 🙄😐 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol
Humor
Showing 3 of 49 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning you handsome sexy man, you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning you handsome sexy man, you
- Context · · Sam Willis
I searched “smother in kisses” 🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re an atomic bomb detonation on my mind lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww you were caressing!! Lolol
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I was like, gently running my finger up and down the side 🤦♂️
Passive aggression
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Classic rock though
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK next time we are together, we will play a competition
- Detected signal · · Dave
Bitch
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know more all around music than you do
- Context · · Dave
You’re feeling feisty
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK next time we are together, we will play a competition This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fine. Done.
- Detected signal · · Dave
None of your in-your-feels shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
D O N E
- Context · · Dave
Too bad I’m not there because we’d fightbro
Planning
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just t…
- Context · · Dave
It’s middle school bro
- Detected signal · · Dave
Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
- Context · · Dave
A cake lolol
- Context · · Dave
There is a dance after that he’s attending though so we’ll probably go get something to eat after the graduation so that’s cool. Probably Italian because I saw a video recipe for chicken piccata last night lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
- Context · · Dave
A cake lolol
- Detected signal · · Dave
There is a dance after that he’s attending though so we’ll probably go get something to eat after the graduation so that’s cool. Probably Italian because I saw a video recipe for chicken piccata last night lol
- Context · · Dave
Ewe!! In the pelvis
- Context · · Dave
Lmao you’re dreams are crazy hahaha
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hopefully it’s quick
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you have one tonight at 530?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you feeling home tomorrow or still Sunday?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I miss my babies 😭 thank goodness daycare posts pictures
- Context · · Sam Willis
Loki is shaking off in the first photo. Her face😂
Request
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
That’s probably the best value you’ll ever pay for anything considering how much it costs to run prompts
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Dave
What is this interview about
- Context · · Dave
Who’s it with?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shital Mehta- Director, Strategic Credit Risk Min Yun-VP, Consumer Banking Pat Jacobs- VP- Chief Digital Officer
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Dave
What is this interview about
- Detected signal · · Dave
Who’s it with?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shital Mehta- Director, Strategic Credit Risk Min Yun-VP, Consumer Banking Pat Jacobs- VP- Chief Digital Officer
- Context · · Sam Willis
Copy.mov
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thanks baby. I’m feeling decent!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Call me after?
- Context · · Dave
Lmk how it goes
- Context · · Dave
K
Sexting
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.89 · confidence 0.89
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that you like my hair hehe
- Context · · Dave
You’re hair is soooo thick and beautiful 😍
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve never like been turned on or really cared much about hair… but yours drives me insane 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
score 0.92 · confidence 0.92
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to ride you again
score 0.92 · confidence 0.92
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmm. Thank you baby
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
- Detected signal · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to ride you again
- Context · · Dave
I’m dieing over here lol
Status update
Showing 3 of 118 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Context · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
- Context · · Dave
Your way more than a blip
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh so you DO have a graduation this weekend!!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s amazing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just t…
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s middle school bro
- Context · · Dave
Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
- Context · · Dave
A cake lolol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna get up. It's raining here and so it's like a perfect day to sleep. I also do not want to do my interview I gotta put on makeup Straighten my hair I just I just I'm too tired Yeah, prom I'm probably gonna just t…
- Context · · Dave
It’s middle school bro
- Detected signal · · Dave
Middle school graduation. 1730. Fuck no we ain’t getting him shit lmao
- Context · · Dave
A cake lolol
- Context · · Dave
There is a dance after that he’s attending though so we’ll probably go get something to eat after the graduation so that’s cool. Probably Italian because I saw a video recipe for chicken piccata last night lol
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lololol that GIF 😂
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God good morning sunshine. I don't I forgot I didn't have my two hour buffer this morning. I hope you slept really well. I did and I hope you're ready for a fun filled pro day and have lots of great t…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m not even a blip in your mind
- Context · · Sam Willis
You forgot about me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Nooooo I forgot about the time zone
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think like 8. If that lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My mom has a call in a few minutes with the social security office bc she just needs to know when she’s eligible, what she needs to do, etc. and she just said she has anxiety about it. Lolol I only laugh so I don’t cry bc I’M SO SCREWED!!!…
- Context · · Dave
You’ll be ok baby
- Context · · Dave
And just tell her to keep voting trump 🙄
score 0.76 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 No one would hire this
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm, this kinda looks like when you’re riding me 🤤😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to ride you again
- Context · · Dave
I’m dieing over here lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
💦💦