2026-09-10
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[2026-09-10 01:55:00] Sam Willis: Made it to the Airbnb. Good night!
[2026-09-10 07:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad you made it safe safely Even if it was 2 AM, my God that sucks But I guess you're wrathfully there maybe I don't like check the map but hopefully you're a little further than halfway there so it's not as long of a drive today. Your home inspection looks. Pretty good lotta little stuff, but like I don't think any of that would make a big deal I just read the summary report looked at the pictures and stuff and I wouldn't really worry too much about that. I mean it's all stuff you could ask them to fix I guess Like stuff that you fix like the ceiling crack and Cosmetic things like that if you want, but if they decline, I wouldn't Well, I'm keeping it short cause I know you got company around and probably can't listen so I don't want to train too big and convoluted but I hope you have a great trip. Hope you slept well. Hope you're feeling good. Feeling excited. I love you and I miss you and I'll talk to you soon bye.
[2026-09-10 07:44:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-09-10 07:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-10 07:45:00] Sam Willis: I’m up driving again for a bit
[2026-09-10 07:45:00] Dave: “Housework” at 6AM?
[2026-09-10 07:45:00] Dave: Damn! Yall got out early!
[2026-09-10 07:46:00] Dave: Oof… looks like about 10hours today?
[2026-09-10 07:47:00] Sam Willis: Yes about 11
[2026-09-10 07:47:00] Dave: Damn
[2026-09-10 07:48:00] Dave: That’s getting into uncomfortable territory for sure
[2026-09-10 08:08:00] Dave: 😱 are you going on like, 4hrs of sleep?!
[2026-09-10 08:09:00] Dave: You MUST be dying 😢
[2026-09-10 08:20:00] Sam Willis: I’m going on 2 hrs of sleep
[2026-09-10 08:20:00] Sam Willis: And about 4 hrs the previous 2 nights
[2026-09-10 08:21:00] Sam Willis: We are at a Loves right now and about to get back on the interstate. We are going to hit bad weather again.
[2026-09-10 08:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-10 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Great
[2026-09-10 08:24:00] Dave: You’re a trooper!
[2026-09-10 08:25:00] Dave: Oh are you riding now?
[2026-09-10 08:25:00] Dave: Plural!
[2026-09-10 08:25:00] Dave: Be careful! When you’re tired is when you fuck up! Get some redbulls
[2026-09-10 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes I have to nap. I’ll text you later
[2026-09-10 09:14:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been trying but I get way too scared
[2026-09-10 09:14:00] Sam Willis: I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more rain in the past 18 hrs than I have the entire 8 yrs I was in AZ
[2026-09-10 09:14:00] Dave: Get to sleep before it’s your turn to drive again fool!!
[2026-09-10 09:15:00] Dave: Lay down in back with the pups ☺️☺️☺️
[2026-09-10 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Scared we might wreck
[2026-09-10 09:15:00] Dave: Scared because of the storm or just the movement?
[2026-09-10 09:16:00] Sam Willis: It’s like driving a jeep wrangler
[2026-09-10 09:16:00] Sam Willis: The suspension on this van is insane. All over the road
[2026-09-10 09:17:00] Dave: Snuggle yourself all up in between them
[2026-09-10 09:17:00] Dave: You have a Van full of comfort animals lol
[2026-09-10 09:17:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-09-10 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Yup
[2026-09-10 09:18:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-09-10 09:18:00] Dave: Good thing BOTH your dads came along lol
[2026-09-10 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Christian won’t let me have my seatbelt off. He gets too stressed. Sigh
[2026-09-10 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Omg I found me a blankie that is actually so fresh and so clean. OK I’m going to try to sleep some more now that I’m warm
[2026-09-10 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Lmao right
[2026-09-10 09:20:00] Sam Willis: No bc my dad doesn’t give a fuck lol
[2026-09-10 09:20:00] Dave: K, sleep tight 😘
[2026-09-10 09:20:00] Dave: Are they fighting over who gets to cut your food up for you 🤣
[2026-09-10 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Lexi has laid between us the entire time
[2026-09-10 09:24:00] Dave: Hehehe, cute
[2026-09-10 09:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-10 09:35:00] Sam Willis: This is awful
[2026-09-10 09:36:00] Dave: Jic 😝
[2026-09-10 09:36:00] Dave: Goodby Sam. I love you 🫂
[2026-09-10 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Dude don’t say that it’s not funny
[2026-09-10 09:38:00] Dave: I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll be fine!
[2026-09-10 09:38:00] Dave: Ok ok
[2026-09-10 09:39:00] Dave: But you better get used to storms… moving into tornado alley lol
[2026-09-10 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t mean I have to drive 10 hrs in this bullshit
[2026-09-10 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea
[2026-09-10 09:53:00] Dave: It’ll probably clear up soon though right?
[2026-09-10 09:54:00] Dave: Or is it following you all the way there lol
[2026-09-10 09:55:00] Sam Willis: We might be out of it in about 4 hrs
[2026-09-10 10:00:00] Dave: Thx for making an effort to txt btw 😘☺️
[2026-09-10 10:00:00] Sam Willis: How’s the office
[2026-09-10 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Well of course when I’m not driving!
[2026-09-10 10:00:00] Sam Willis: What’s new in your world
[2026-09-10 10:04:00] Dave: Nothing. Except I’m $3500 poorer lol. At least insurance covered $500 of the glass replacement.
[2026-09-10 10:04:00] Dave: Nothing. Except I’m $3500 poorer lol. At least insurance covered $500 of the glass replacement.
[2026-09-10 10:05:00] Dave: I just called the CISO out on running up too close to me at the urinal 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-09-10 10:05:00] Dave: I just called the CISO out on running up too close to me at the urinal 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Dave: He busted up laughing
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Dave: We have mirrors at eye level and I was at the one wall so a lot of times you’ll come around the corner heading for that one before you realize someone’s there. So Jeff did that and then diverted to the one beside me. I said whoa ho ho there hoss… rollin’ up a little close there aren’t we?
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Sam Willis: What did you say
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Dave: He busted up laughing
[2026-09-10 10:07:00] Dave: We have mirrors at eye level and I was at the one wall so a lot of times you’ll come around the corner heading for that one before you realize someone’s there. So Jeff did that and then diverted to the one beside me. I said whoa ho ho there hoss… rollin’ up a little close there aren’t we?
[2026-09-10 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. And now you have an auto claim on you!
[2026-09-10 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Men are so weird lol
[2026-09-10 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Men are so weird lol
[2026-09-10 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. And now you have an auto claim on you!
[2026-09-10 10:13:00] Sam Willis: People shit on Oklahoma but it has the nicest travel stops of the interstate and the nicest roads through a good chunk of the main interstates through it
[2026-09-10 10:14:00] Dave: I don’t recall driving through there 🤔
[2026-09-10 10:14:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-09-10 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Less than 5 hrs to my parents. I’m driving the rest of the way. Staying at my parents tonight
[2026-09-10 12:57:00] Dave: That’s not too bad!!
[2026-09-10 12:57:00] Dave: Good luck!
[2026-09-10 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Are you feeling so good
[2026-09-10 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Yay you!!! You are for real crushing it!!
[2026-09-10 12:58:00] Dave: I just got back from a run. Ugh. Die
[2026-09-10 12:59:00] Dave: I’m feeling… ok
[2026-09-10 12:59:00] Dave: Kinda losing the gym motivation but I’m keeping it up
[2026-09-10 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Why do you think you’re just feeling ok?
[2026-09-10 13:04:00] Dave: Are you actually driving right now?
[2026-09-10 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-09-10 13:05:00] Dave: Because I’m losing motivation lol
[2026-09-10 13:05:00] Dave: Because I’m losing motivation lol
[2026-09-10 13:05:00] Dave: How’s the weather btw?
[2026-09-10 13:05:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-09-10 13:06:00] Dave: I can feel my willingness to push through the not wanting to do it… waning.
[2026-09-10 13:06:00] Dave: I can feel my willingness to push through the not wanting to do it… waning.
[2026-09-10 13:09:00] Dave: But yeah, physically I guess I’m feeling pretty good 😊.
[2026-09-10 14:48:00] Sam Willis: What made you take the muscle relaxer again? I take it bc you were super sore. Sucks trying to balance the working out with the recovery from working out 😩
[2026-09-10 14:49:00] Sam Willis: We are 30 min to stl. I had to have Christian drive. I couldn’t keep my eyes open. I’ll be driving again once we get to stl. Getting close though.
[2026-09-10 14:49:00] Dave: Yessss! Almost done!
[2026-09-10 14:50:00] Dave: Yeah I took the MR because my hip was bothering me. Not freaking worth it lol
[2026-09-10 14:51:00] Dave: Idk why, but I’ve experienced that a couple times now
[2026-09-10 14:51:00] Dave: And I think I’ve confirmed it actually makes my hip feel worse all said and done
[2026-09-10 14:52:00] Dave: Rough theory
[2026-09-10 14:52:00] Dave: I think maybe relaxing the muscles that hold it all together lets it like… flop… I don’t know what word to use lol… and that irritates it further
[2026-09-10 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Well that sucks I’m sorry
[2026-09-10 14:57:00] Dave: It’s all good
[2026-09-10 14:57:00] Dave: So that’s exciting
[2026-09-10 14:57:00] Dave: Stupid Anthony is weekend on his way through to see his stupid sister
[2026-09-10 14:59:00] Sam Willis: Oh yay!! That is!!
[2026-09-10 14:59:00] Sam Willis: When is the last time you saw him?
[2026-09-10 14:59:00] Dave: About a year probably
[2026-09-10 15:00:00] Dave: What’s the plan then? Go straight tf to bed for about 48 hours lol
[2026-09-10 15:00:00] Dave: Maybe 2
[2026-09-10 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Yea closer to 6. Stopping in 15 min
[2026-09-10 15:00:00] Dave: So you should get home around 5-6ish?
[2026-09-10 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Going to take care of the pets and hopefully order some food. This has been really rough on them, especially Layla.
[2026-09-10 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Yea right I wish
[2026-09-10 15:02:00] Dave: Poor baby
[2026-09-10 15:11:00] Dave: Let em go lol
[2026-09-10 15:11:00] Dave: Fuck it
[2026-09-10 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t shaved my legs in so long
[2026-09-10 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I’m disgusting
[2026-09-10 15:12:00] Dave: 70s style
[2026-09-10 15:12:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-09-10 15:12:00] Dave: Do you have hair on your ass?
[2026-09-10 15:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m own self
[2026-09-10 15:12:00] Dave: Like on your butt cheeks?
[2026-09-10 15:13:00] Dave: But I mean, does it grow there at all?
[2026-09-10 15:13:00] Sam Willis: No I’m not that crazy
[2026-09-10 15:50:00] Dave: Looks like WE might be getting some of that storm system
[2026-09-10 15:56:00] Dave: We’re having had rain in months
[2026-09-10 15:56:00] Dave: Yep, just saw some lightning while sitting at the train crossing
[2026-09-10 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Within literally 1 minute of dad opening the pool….
[2026-09-10 17:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-10 17:47:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-09-10 17:47:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-09-10 17:47:00] Dave: And welcome home!
[2026-09-10 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Yayyyy!!!
[2026-09-10 17:57:00] Dave: Is it sinking in yet? You did it!! The main part anyway
[2026-09-10 18:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m soooooo relieved!!!
[2026-09-10 18:31:00] Dave: FINALLLLLLY
[2026-09-10 18:32:00] Dave: I’m glad you’re in my time zone ☺️
[2026-09-10 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Yayyyyy!!
[2026-09-10 18:33:00] Sam Willis: I mean not for long. I’ll be 1 hr ahead of you soon. But STILL!
[2026-09-10 18:36:00] Dave: You keep saying that like you’ve never met me before…
[2026-09-10 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Yes we’ve discussed this lol
[2026-09-10 18:36:00] Dave: Indi is in EST?
[2026-09-10 18:36:00] Dave: For real?
[2026-09-10 19:29:00] Sam Willis: There’s 8 dogs, but you can’t see 1 of them lol
[2026-09-10 19:33:00] Sam Willis: I know but you remember a lot of things. Then you don’t remember others so I never know 😅😂
[2026-09-10 19:33:00] Sam Willis: I know but you remember a lot of things. Then you don’t remember others so I never know 😅😂
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: How are they all getting along?
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: How are they all getting along?
[2026-09-10 19:38:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-09-10 19:39:00] Dave: There’s a system!!
[2026-09-10 19:39:00] Dave: There’s a system!!
[2026-09-10 19:51:00] Dave: So what’s the plan from here? You and Christian going to move you into Candaces house tomorrow? Parents not going with you right? And Candace isn’t going to be there?
[2026-09-10 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Yes to all of the above
[2026-09-10 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Well!
[2026-09-10 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Well!
[2026-09-10 20:39:00] Dave: Baby… I’m going to bed lol
[2026-09-10 20:40:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-09-10 20:40:00] Dave: I love you and I hope you sleep so well tonight!
[2026-09-10 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m on my way as well. Good night baby I love you. Talk to you tomorrow
[2026-09-10 21:02:00] Dave: Can’t wait ❤️
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Sam's long road trip nears its end, weathering 10-hour drives and storms with support from Dave. The mood shifts from tired and anxious to relieved and joyful, bonding over shared challenges and inside jokes like "70s style" and "van full of comfort animals."
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Sam's long drive: Sam updates Dave on her 11-hour drive, referencing weather, van suspension, and sleep (2 hrs last night, 4 hrs the previous two nights). Dave expresses concern, offering advice like getting Red Bull. Emotional register: Concerned, tired.
- Dave's financial loss: Dave mentions being $3500 poorer due to insurance-covered glass replacement. Emotional register: Resigned.
- Urinal incident: Dave recounts a humorous story about calling out a co-worker for invading his space at the urinal. Emotional register: Playful, amused.
- Sam's self-care: Sam admits to not shaving her legs, humorously questioning if she has hair on her butt. Dave teases her, calling it "70s style." Emotional register: Playful, teasing.
- Storm updates: Dave shares that they might be experiencing the same storm system. Emotional register: Observational.
- Moving in: Sam discusses moving into her new house with Christian, mentioning the absence of their parents. Emotional register: Excited, relieved.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT None. Sam and Dave focus on their road trip, financial matters, and humorous anecdotes.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS Dave provides support and humor, while Sam expresses relief and humor. Dave also expresses frustration with his gym motivation and a financial loss. Their dynamic is playful and supportive.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Made it to the Airbnb. Good night!" — Sam, checking in. - "Good morning sunshine... I'm so glad you made it safe." — Dave, relieved. - "You’re a trooper!" — Dave, admiring Sam's perseverance. - "Snuggle yourself all up in between them" — Dave, suggesting comfort. - "I’m feeling… ok" — Dave, uncertain about his motivation. - "What made you take the muscle relaxer again?" — Sam, curious. - "I haven't shaved my legs in so long" — Sam, self-deprecating. - "There’s 8 dogs, but you can’t see 1 of them lol" — Sam, humorous. - "I love you and I hope you sleep so well tonight!" — Dave, affectionate.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam and Christian's move into the new house, with plans for the next day. - Dave's financial strain and loss of motivation, which may impact future conversations. - The ongoing joke about Sam's grooming, hinting at future teasing. - The storm's movement, which could affect future plans.
MOOD MAP Tired → Concerned → Humorous → Relieved → Excited → Affectionate
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
169
33.6 more; previous daily average 135.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
21
0.9 more; previous daily average 20.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 100 · 59% | 69 · 41% |
| Average reply time | 2m 42s (n=36) | 7m 0s (n=33) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 3 · 33% | 2 of 3 · 67% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 42s (n=36). 9% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 59s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 247 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 7m 0s (n=33). 67% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 11s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 244 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 33.3%; 43.1 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 76.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 17 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 135.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 67% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 11s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 244 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 169 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (30), Humor (18), Affection (10), Emotional support (9), Frustration (9)
- Sam Willis: Status update (26), Checking in (7), Humor (6), Frustration (5), Vulnerability (5)
Tension and positive follow-ups
11 of 14 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (79%).
3 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 38s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 14 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
155 of 169 messages (91.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 96 / 100 | 96.0% |
| Sam Willis | 59 / 69 | 85.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.90 |
| Checking in | 0.69 |
| Disagreement | 0.72 |
| Emotional support | 0.78 |
| Encouragement | 0.76 |
| Excitement | 0.80 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Planning | 0.90 |
| Request | 0.85 |
| Sexting | 0.75 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.78 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 16:49:59
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
score 0.75 · confidence 0.6715
Appreciation
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
Checking in
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
Disagreement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.629
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.7905
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
Excitement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
score 0.77 · confidence 0.6715
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
Frustration
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
Humor
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
score 0.74 · confidence 0.6375
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6204999999999999
Planning
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
Request
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
Status update
Showing 3 of 56 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8479
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748