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[2026-05-25 08:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel so nice tonight. I have to go to work on a Monday. And I ain't really got shit planned for today Except the usual Might just Work on Some Stuff for the website for rocker dock, but other than that I'm gonna try to do shit See I know you've got your thing today. Hopefully, you're taking mimosas. I I slept well I went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you and that I can't wait to see you in a couple weeks tomorrow it'll be two weeks or two weeks tomorrow At this time, I'll be at the airport probably or on my way a few time the plane leaves, but It's gonna be great to see you. I miss you so much. And I can't wait to see you. I just can't wait and hug you and kiss you. Did you finish painting last night? Have much left so that's good Groggy If I told you lately, how pretty you are Cause you were seriously, super odd Wait to touch your beautiful hair It's gonna be great What else is going on? Sorry, it's pretty boring this morning. I go to the gym. I might just go back to bed actually still a little tired. I've been up for a couple hours. An hour and a half Take a nap I got a ton of orders to pack up, though people really been buying up their fucking Flashlight adapters This guy that I do a lot of custom orders for Love to send you some of his messages on discord Puerto Rico and he's like so overly enthusiastic about my printing for his his jerk off machine. He actually has a custom machine. That he's like constantly I guess he uses it all the time. He must be a fucking horny dude because he's always like stripping out parts on it and breaking pieces of it so he can't text me for the prints and more pieces and he's always just like so enthusiastic about how great my 3-D printer art shit. Like overly enthusiastic it's funny He's like my cute little buddy kinda Like in a funny childish way, I don't know Yeah, I got a couple things for them to send out my regular shit So that's good You know oddly enough this morning I was thinking about going shooting with you, but I don't know why I was just kind of randomly On my mind Assuming you still wanna do that? That'll be fun if you do All right, baby doll I think I'm gonna go back to take a nap Mid morning nap So I hope you slept well. I hope you wake up easy and your dogs are good and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice today. And I will talk to you soon and I don't know if I've told you this with my voice yet recently but I love you so so much OK, bye
[2026-05-25 08:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, this is dumb but I meant to say I love you so so much and you're the best. It's a little detail I couldn't leave out OK bye
[2026-05-25 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Holy moly I gotta get up 😩
[2026-05-25 10:26:00] Dave: Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭
[2026-05-25 10:26:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-25 10:26:00] Dave: Not afterglow
[2026-05-25 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now
[2026-05-25 10:52:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-25 10:52:00] Sam Willis: I ammmm taking mimosas
[2026-05-25 10:57:00] Dave: Needed a nap 😋
[2026-05-25 10:57:00] Dave: Needed a nap 😋
[2026-05-25 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am I'm so tired honestly I am just like I gotta leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friends house and I just like When I get back, I have more cleaning to do and like I just don't I just don't my whole body hurts but anyway I'm like you were like I don't wanna do shit today but The good news is I'm not gonna fucking paint today. I still need to take off all the tape in the other room though but I'll do that later mostly I need to like mentally prepare for work tomorrow because I'm having the Monday scary already But anyway, yeah, I like kind of forgot what day it was but then I was kinda like surprised that you didn't go to the gym but then I was like oh it's Monday and it's memorial Day Even open, who knows Who knows But yeah, everything hurts. Literally, my arms are just shot my shoulders my legs. I'm a big whiny baby. Yeah I like the sound of your Puerto Rican friend that's funny. You still need to send me some of his messages. I want to laugh, dude I'm covering and bruises what's going on but anyway you have a very loyal customer so I love that. But I hope you have a fabulous day. I am going to bring mimosas so thank you very much for the idea. I'm also gonna bring some cookies probably cause that sounds fucking delicious. Have you ever seen below deck? The reality show about yachting and it follows a cure I think we've talked about them anyway it's on TV right now and God I love it. It's just such a shit show. All right, I'm feeling nauseous for some reason. I don't know what's up with me but Hopefully, I feel better soon. Do you think there's such a thing as having too much probiotics cause my stomach started hurting after I had a probiotic pill and then I also had some yogurt Maybe I'm gonna have some watermelon OK bye
[2026-05-25 11:44:00] Dave: Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics
[2026-05-25 11:48:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-25 11:49:00] Dave: I think that’s my favorite
[2026-05-25 11:49:00] Dave: OH GLORIOUS THANKS
[2026-05-25 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Fudge yeah!
[2026-05-25 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-25 12:05:00] Sam Willis: This guy is high on life 😂
[2026-05-25 12:05:00] Sam Willis: All of these crack me up
[2026-05-25 12:06:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-25 12:06:00] Dave: Hell yeah he is
[2026-05-25 12:07:00] Dave: My neighbor is from PR and is just like this. Super happy and enthusiastic about everything
[2026-05-25 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So yesterday while eating dinner or whatever with the girls, it was still interesting because We're all just like burnt out and you could tell well Nicola just had her baby 3 1/2 months ago or so she's getting ready to come back to work at the end of June and she's like I'm just gonna give it a couple months and see like how I feel like if I even wanna do this anymore She's like we can afford for me not to work in their daycare is 2250 a month and she starts going in August their daughter and She's like We can afford for me not to work, but like you know, we have to like our lifestyle will change a little bit and I can't just like go to all these fancy restaurants and all these vacations and blah blah blah but she was like you know I'm just gonna kind of see how it goes, but mostly though Lynn, who like she has A kid that's gonna be in seventh grade and then a kid that's gonna be in force maybe They're like the super active family. They're constantly out doing stuff. She's like one of those moms that like post everything on social media and Like she just always has all this like energy and she was so different yesterday. It was so weird so so weird she's like yeah one of my friends actually called me the other day and was like are you alive cause you haven't posted anything on social media in a long time and she's like I just don't feel like it and then like. The whole time she was like I just wanna get home and like just lay on my bed and not do anything and then we were talking about work and she just said repeatedly like I just don't care. I'm not gonna like you know I don't work at night anymore like I don't put in any work like she's just like you know life is fine. I just you know I just wanna relax and I was like well you know the kids like been doing a lot of extracurriculars and she's like. We haven't really been taking them like something is off. I didn't say that, but that's like definitely what I felt like that was I have never seen her like that and I've known her like five years. Just very, very weird
[2026-05-25 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Must be nice! 😂
[2026-05-25 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Must be nice! 😂
[2026-05-25 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really wanting to go, but she didn't like ever pinpoint like she ever said I feel burnt out or this is what's wrong or like it's a heater Anything if she was just like so blah about it she's very interesting dude I feel like I could throw up. I'm just so fucking nauseous. Anyway, but then we were talking about me and Christian and just like everything and Nicola was like I feel like you're entering your soft girl era. I was like what do you mean or she said like softcore or something who knows I was like that and she's like Where you want to just be in your feminine energy because you've been in your masculine energy for so long I'm like oh my God I do want to be in my feminine energy I just want somebody to take care of me. I don't wanna be in my masculine energy anymore.
[2026-05-25 12:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what is happening here. Very well, where the hell
[2026-05-25 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The female detective and that is like not fucking around. I love it. Sorry this truck was over my lane anyway But yeah, you should I just I appreciate her no bullshit attitude
[2026-05-25 13:13:00] Dave: He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao
[2026-05-25 13:13:00] Dave: Yeah, watched the first episode last night. Pretty good. New Orleans is such a fucking shithole. Ugh.
[2026-05-25 13:13:00] Dave: Oh shit! That dude’s eyeball was hanging out!!
[2026-05-25 13:14:00] Dave: But something I really didn’t like…
[2026-05-25 13:15:00] Dave: That crash at the end… First and foremost, they glossed over that whooooole thing. It looking fucking WILD! That one lady’s SUV was up on top of the red car.
[2026-05-25 13:16:00] Dave: But… HOW, exactly did that happen 🤔. She ran up on him from the back. Like, HE didn’t hit HER and make that happen. I think there’s a lot more to that and that’s why they glossed over it.
[2026-05-25 13:17:00] Dave: Also… the driver of the SUV was some kind of LE or other city worker, in her duty vehicle… with her kids.
[2026-05-25 13:22:00] Dave: And as far as your friends getting burned out.. I think what you’re seeing is pretty normal. You kept saying “I’ve know her for…” and “she’s never been like this…”. Two things. 1. You’re watching her get older. That’s exactly what happens. You wither and lose energy, interested, capacity, etc. etc. every year that goes by. And 2. Adding to the normal, expected degradation of life, you and her both have spent a lot of time in extremely demanding, high stress jobs. That shit takes a toll on you. I find that many people underestimate the stress that audit-life has on you.
[2026-05-25 13:22:00] Dave: I hope you’re having the best time ever!
[2026-05-25 15:25:00] Dave: We are total fucking flops today 🤭😋
[2026-05-25 15:26:00] Sam Willis: Are you also still in bed?!?
[2026-05-25 15:26:00] Dave: You are still alive!!
[2026-05-25 15:27:00] Dave: I was up for a little while lol
[2026-05-25 15:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to leave soon
[2026-05-25 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Well that’s depressing!
[2026-05-25 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Well that’s depressing!
[2026-05-25 15:55:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally on my way home
[2026-05-25 15:56:00] Dave: Did you have fun??
[2026-05-25 15:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-25 16:02:00] Dave: I’m glad you had great snacks!!
[2026-05-25 16:03:00] Dave: I ain’t done shit lol
[2026-05-25 16:04:00] Dave: I did do some printing.. half-ass cleaned the fridge… but that’s about it
[2026-05-25 16:04:00] Dave: Not my business bro
[2026-05-25 16:04:00] Sam Willis: What has the rest of family been doing
[2026-05-25 16:05:00] Dave: Greyson went out with a friend, Emerson went to work, and Julie has been working
[2026-05-25 16:05:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-25 16:06:00] Sam Willis: In the closet?!
[2026-05-25 16:06:00] Dave: It’s storming here again so creek is hold up in the closet
[2026-05-25 16:06:00] Dave: Yeah lol
[2026-05-25 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Poor baby!
[2026-05-25 16:07:00] Dave: He busts through the bedroom door and flies back to the closet like, 15 minutes before the first thunder clap 🤣
[2026-05-25 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Awwwww
[2026-05-25 16:10:00] Dave: My bedroom door has a hydraulic closer so he has to push through it while it scrapes all the down his body, while Bear is biting at his heels like HEY HEY HEY WTF ARE DOING?! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO LET YOU IN THERE!!
[2026-05-25 16:11:00] Dave: But Bear goes back to the closet to check on him either when he follows me into there bathroom, or if we’re hanging out in here, about every 30-45 minutes
[2026-05-25 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Why don’t you comfort creek!! Hmph
[2026-05-25 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Awwww sweet Bear
[2026-05-25 16:25:00] Dave: Because he wants to be alone
[2026-05-25 16:27:00] Dave: Plus if you go baby talk and pet dogs while they’re cowering or hiding it reinforces that behavior
[2026-05-25 16:28:00] Sam Willis: I see nothing wrong with this lol
[2026-05-25 16:30:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-25 16:31:00] Dave: I know you don’t babydoll.
[2026-05-25 16:40:00] Dave: What is your ass doing for the rest of the day?
[2026-05-25 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Fucking just enjoying home. And hopefully relaxing. Which still will mean cleaning but STILL
[2026-05-25 16:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m so happy to free my boobs lol
[2026-05-25 16:49:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-25 16:50:00] Dave: I get it
[2026-05-25 16:50:00] Dave: It would make me super happy to free your boobs too 🤤
[2026-05-25 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-25 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Nauseous. Hot. Fatigued
[2026-05-25 16:58:00] Sam Willis: I have felt so off today
[2026-05-25 17:01:00] Dave: Did you drink last night?
[2026-05-25 17:02:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have periods
[2026-05-25 17:02:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have periods
[2026-05-25 17:02:00] Sam Willis: One drink.
[2026-05-25 17:02:00] Dave: And when was your last period?
[2026-05-25 17:02:00] Sam Willis: One drink.
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Dave: Yeah but you usually have something right?
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Dave: Like, a day, or even just where you know it would be
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Sam Willis: I was spotting like a month or two ago
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Sam Willis: I want to stay home tomorrow and just binge watch Below Deck 😭😭
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Nah it’s really rare
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Sam Willis: I was spotting like a month or two ago
[2026-05-25 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Nah it’s really rare
[2026-05-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: I definitely feel like it could be that time though. I bet if I go look back at my sick days, I could totally figure it out
[2026-05-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Plus Lyn was on her period yesterday and we are all in similar cycles sooooo
[2026-05-25 17:05:00] Dave: According to my records you should be entering folic any time now
[2026-05-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: What does your calendar say
[2026-05-25 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Bc I feel like I call in sick one day a month
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Week
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Hmm maybe you’re right. Maybe that’s like next will
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Dave: You’re at the very end of menstrual
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Dave: So it tracks
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Nah that’s early in the month isn’t it?
[2026-05-25 17:06:00] Dave: It drifts
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Whooooo knows
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Who knows
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Sam Willis: I feel at the beginning of it
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Back when I was on the pill, my cycle was exactly 28 days. So predictable. So precise
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Dave: If you had an exactly regular cycle
[2026-05-25 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-05-25 17:08:00] Dave: Could be. I’m just going off the standard “day 1-7, day 7-13…” estimates
[2026-05-25 17:08:00] Dave: 🤔 I’m pretty close tyvm
[2026-05-25 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Yes you are baby. You do an amazing job!! 😝
[2026-05-25 17:08:00] Dave: 🤔 I’m pretty close tyvm
[2026-05-25 17:10:00] Dave: I love that you get my tyvm prompt and know I’m demanding acknowledgment 😘
[2026-05-25 17:10:00] Dave: You caught it yesterday with the mimosas too 😋
[2026-05-25 17:10:00] Dave: And that you give it me 🥰
[2026-05-25 17:12:00] Dave: And it could totally be that drink, combined with your body dying from that workout, and then painting all day. I’m 100% sure you’re dehydrated - which makes hangovers exponentially worse
[2026-05-25 17:32:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s bc you and I are a lot alike in some ways 😂
[2026-05-25 17:32:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s bc you and I are a lot alike in some ways 😂
[2026-05-25 17:34:00] Dave: It’s entirely because you could probably all but hear the attitude I intended
[2026-05-25 17:39:00] Sam Willis: I definitely did hear the ‘tude!
[2026-05-25 18:00:00] Dave: Just assuming we’ll check in tomorrow…
[2026-05-25 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Shittttt!!
[2026-05-25 18:04:00] Dave: You forgot!!
[2026-05-25 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Yes tomorrow ❤️ ❤️
[2026-05-25 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-05-25 18:05:00] Sam Willis: It’s a holiday. We can’t check in today. Juliet is at home
[2026-05-25 18:05:00] Dave: Nice try
[2026-05-25 18:06:00] Sam Willis: It’s true! Hmph
[2026-05-25 18:06:00] Dave: I already knew you didn’t care
[2026-05-25 18:06:00] Dave: It’s alright though
[2026-05-25 18:07:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-25 18:07:00] Sam Willis: Get real
[2026-05-25 18:07:00] Sam Willis: Sir
[2026-05-25 18:09:00] Dave: OK fine
[2026-05-25 18:09:00] Dave: You care
[2026-05-25 18:09:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-25 18:10:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-25 18:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m in a mooooodddddd
[2026-05-25 18:12:00] Dave: Scaries?
[2026-05-25 18:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-25 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Just all the feels
[2026-05-25 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Probs the scaries lol
[2026-05-25 18:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m so tired
[2026-05-25 18:13:00] Dave: What feels
[2026-05-25 18:13:00] Dave: What’s up?
[2026-05-25 18:14:00] Sam Willis: So ya know, just the normal
[2026-05-25 18:14:00] Sam Willis: And grumpy
[2026-05-25 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Super anxious
[2026-05-25 18:14:00] Dave: What’s on your mind?
[2026-05-25 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Raging
[2026-05-25 18:15:00] Dave: What’s got you raging?
[2026-05-25 18:16:00] Sam Willis: And having to drive into work
[2026-05-25 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-05-25 18:16:00] Dave: Yeah, I get that
[2026-05-25 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Thinking about work lol
[2026-05-25 18:17:00] Dave: It is engaging
[2026-05-25 18:17:00] Dave: And driving
[2026-05-25 18:17:00] Dave: Fucking work
[2026-05-25 18:17:00] Sam Willis: And fucking Stephen
[2026-05-25 18:17:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-25 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Just in general
[2026-05-25 18:18:00] Dave: Is he on some shit? Or you just mean in general
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Sam Willis: And the move
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Sam Willis: And I’m anxious about the potential new job
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Sam Willis: I just feel so under appreciated and like…forgotten
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Sam Willis: I dunno it’s all weird
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Dave: He’s such a bitch
[2026-05-25 18:19:00] Sam Willis: And my fur babies
[2026-05-25 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Like what if I get it and I can’t hack it
[2026-05-25 18:20:00] Dave: Anxious how?
[2026-05-25 18:20:00] Sam Willis: I have to be people-y and I don’t do that
[2026-05-25 18:20:00] Dave: Are you sure you aren’t excited
[2026-05-25 18:21:00] Dave: Your a big fish there, baby
[2026-05-25 18:21:00] Dave: You’re amazing
[2026-05-25 18:21:00] Dave: Ofc you can hack it!
[2026-05-25 18:22:00] Dave: I mean, most of your meetings are 1 on 1s lol
[2026-05-25 18:22:00] Sam Willis: You know I hate people
[2026-05-25 18:22:00] Dave: You’re peopley all the time and you’re great at it!
[2026-05-25 18:23:00] Dave: That sooo much worse
[2026-05-25 18:23:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-25 18:23:00] Sam Willis: God, being remote would be so so amazing
[2026-05-25 18:23:00] Dave: But you’d be peopling from home!!
[2026-05-25 18:23:00] Dave: Right now you’re peopling from an office
[2026-05-25 18:25:00] Dave: You would slay at that job
[2026-05-25 18:25:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-25 18:25:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for putting up with me while I mind spiral
[2026-05-25 18:26:00] Dave: I love putting up with your bullshit, baby 😘
[2026-05-25 18:36:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🫠 and you’re the absolute best!
[2026-05-25 18:37:00] Sam Willis: You’re perfect to me
[2026-05-25 18:37:00] Dave: Nah, you are! I’m just alright
[2026-05-25 18:38:00] Dave: Good thing you like fat guys
[2026-05-25 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh shut up
[2026-05-25 18:39:00] Sam Willis: also. I just ate some icecream. Because fuck it 😩
[2026-05-25 18:39:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-05-25 18:39:00] Dave: I’m gonna eat some ice cream
[2026-05-25 18:39:00] Sam Willis: Same brain
[2026-05-25 18:39:00] Dave: I just finished a big ass double bacon cheeseburger from 5 guys
[2026-05-25 18:40:00] Dave: And fries ofc
[2026-05-25 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Oh man, 5 guys always hurts my stomach for some reason
[2026-05-25 18:40:00] Dave: Yeah but I bet you love having 5 guys’ meat inside you 😏
[2026-05-25 18:41:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-05-25 18:41:00] Dave: DVDA
[2026-05-25 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Five dudes would be far too much 😂
[2026-05-25 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Woooowwww
[2026-05-25 18:41:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-25 18:42:00] Dave: double vaginal, double anal. It’s a porn industry scene term
[2026-05-25 18:50:00] Sam Willis: That’s insanity!
[2026-05-25 18:58:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-25 18:58:00] Dave: Just getting 4 dudes’ bodies all in there, much less the actual penetration
[2026-05-25 18:59:00] Sam Willis: That’s wild
[2026-05-25 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?!
[2026-05-25 19:01:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/groupsex_gw/comments/1htdw6q/almost_dvda_double_vaginal_double_anal/?share_id=ZBw4iGAJRaSJjK6U4-kJY&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the groupsex_gw community on Reddit: Almost DVDA (double vaginal, double anal) - 93 votes and 3 comments
[2026-05-25 19:02:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/CriminalCapyPorn/comments/1t5fpnd/bbc_double_vaginal_penetration_dvp_squirt/?share_id=o87bMB_tQpo9epTsdt7xB&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the CriminalCapyPorn community on Reddit: bbc double vaginal penetration dvp squirt - 818 votes and 17 comments
[2026-05-25 19:02:00] Dave: Also pretty impressive
[2026-05-25 19:31:00] Sam Willis: I am nottt in the mood
[2026-05-25 19:31:00] Sam Willis: This fucking Ferguson company that I applied for - they emailed Friday and they want you to do like video interview self recorded bullshit first
[2026-05-25 19:36:00] Dave: When do they want it
[2026-05-25 19:36:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-25 19:42:00] Sam Willis: Didn’t say but they sent it on Friday and sent a reminder yesterday and today
[2026-05-25 19:43:00] Sam Willis: But it’s a holiday weekend so fuck off
[2026-05-25 20:10:00] Sam Willis: Maybeeeee I’ll WFH tomorrow
[2026-05-25 20:16:00] Dave: Do it!!
[2026-05-25 20:40:00] Dave: You doing alright princess?
[2026-05-25 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhhh
[2026-05-25 20:42:00] Sam Willis: About bed time?
[2026-05-25 20:42:00] Sam Willis: About bed time?
[2026-05-25 20:42:00] Dave: Yeah, everything seems normal here
[2026-05-25 20:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to see if I froze my credit bc I tried on 2 sites to just do a pre-qual for a home loan and neither would go through
[2026-05-25 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Ope I did freeze it
[2026-05-25 20:44:00] Dave: No I asked how you’re doing, you said blahh.. The joke: you saying blahh is normal so yeah, everything’s fine
[2026-05-25 20:44:00] Dave: No I asked how you’re doing, you said blahh.. The joke: you saying blahh is normal so yeah, everything’s fine
[2026-05-25 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-25 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby I’m not with it
[2026-05-25 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m grumpy lol
[2026-05-25 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo
[2026-05-25 20:47:00] Dave: Haha, I know sweetie
[2026-05-25 20:47:00] Dave: It’s alright 🥰
[2026-05-25 20:53:00] Dave: I hope your evening gets better
[2026-05-25 20:53:00] Dave: But yeah I’m also going to bed lol
[2026-05-25 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams!
[2026-05-25 20:53:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Dave: WFH tomorrow?
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Me too 😝
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Leaning that way though
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Ha. Byeeeee can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Possibly
[2026-05-25 20:54:00] Sam Willis: We will see how I feel
[2026-05-25 20:55:00] Dave: You’ve been busy af this weekend!!
[2026-05-25 20:55:00] Dave: Good job!
[2026-05-25 20:55:00] Dave: Went out and socialed it up
[2026-05-25 20:55:00] Dave: Hard ass workout, cleaning, PAINTED 2 whole-ass rooms!!
[2026-05-25 20:56:00] Dave: TWICE
[2026-05-25 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby!! You’re my best cheerleader ❤️❤️
[2026-05-25 20:56:00] Dave: You killed it though, fr
[2026-05-25 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Soooo YEA!!! 😝
[2026-05-25 20:57:00] Dave: AND exercised the dogs
[2026-05-25 20:57:00] Dave: You did all that on top of worrying about a job, moving, Christian, and other stuff!
[2026-05-25 20:57:00] Dave: Daaamn
[2026-05-25 20:57:00] Sam Willis: I do feel like I haven’t rested since like Thursday
[2026-05-25 20:58:00] Dave: I didn’t do shiiiiit this weekend lololol
[2026-05-25 20:58:00] Dave: See how much of a badass you are??
[2026-05-25 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Two workouts. Garage cleaning. Fridge cleaning. Lots of orders lots of other shit!!
[2026-05-25 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Yes you did!
[2026-05-25 21:04:00] Dave: Hehehe, yeah yeah
[2026-05-25 21:05:00] Dave: Alrigh, good night my best friend 🤗
[2026-05-25 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Good night love!
[2026-05-25 21:05:00] Dave: And love too 😘💕
[2026-05-25 21:05:00] Sam Willis: You’re my best friend too ❤️ the best of the best!

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The conversation began with a relaxed, affectionate tone as Dave and Sam caught up on their day's plans. It became more playful and flirtatious in the afternoon, with Dave teasing Sam about her physical state and future plans. In the evening, their dynamics shifted towards vulnerability and support, with Dave offering comfort to Sam as she grappled with feelings of underappreciation and anxiety about a potential job.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Daily Activities & Plans - Dave mentioned working on the "rocker dock" website, packing orders, and going to the gym. - Sam spent her day cleaning, painting, and socializing. She was tired and had a hard time getting up. - Emotional register: Relaxed, affectionate. - Notable quotes: "I might just go back to bed actually still a little tired."

Memorial Day & Work
Sam was preparing for work the next day, feeling the "Monday scary."
Emotional register: Tired, slightly anxious.
Notable quotes: "I just got to leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friend's house."
Puerto Rican Customer
Dave discussed a Puerto Rican customer who is very enthusiastic about his 3D-printed flashlight adapters.
Emotional register: Amused, playful.
Notable quotes: "He's like my cute little buddy kinda like in a funny childish way."
Sam's Friends & Burnout
Sam shared that her friends Nicola and Lynn are feeling burnt out, with Nicola contemplating not returning to work after maternity leave.
Emotional register: Surprised, thoughtful.
Notable quotes: "She's just gonna kind of see how it goes, but mostly though Lynn, who like she has a kid that's gonna be in seventh grade."
Sam's Potential Job & Anxiety
Sam expressed anxiety about a potential new job that involves more social interaction, a change from her current role.
Emotional register: Anxious, uncertain.
Notable quotes: "I have to be people-y and I don't do that."
Personal Relationship & Support
Dave offered emotional support to Sam, acknowledging her hard work and feelings of being underappreciated.
Emotional register: Supportive, caring.
Notable quotes: "You killed it though, fr. You did all that on top of worrying about a job, moving, Christian, and other stuff!"

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT Dave joked about his Puerto Rican customer's enthusiasm, which led to a playful exchange. Dave teased Sam about feeling nauseous and being off, hinting at a possible hangover and hinting at sexual content. There was a brief, humorous discussion about a porn industry term, "DVDA" (double vaginal, double anal), and they shared a laugh about the absurdity of it.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS Dave led the conversation with playful teasing, while Sam followed with her thoughts and feelings. There were moments of vulnerability, particularly when Sam opened up about her anxiety and feelings of being underappreciated. Dave provided a supportive and caring response, reinforcing their emotional bond. The power dynamic showed a caring and protective Dave, with Sam expressing her need for support.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I just got to leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friend's house." — Sam, discussing her day's plans. - "He's like my cute little buddy kinda like in a funny childish way." — Dave, talking about his Puerto Rican customer. - "You killed it though, fr. You did all that on top of worrying about a job, moving, Christian, and other stuff!" — Dave, supporting Sam. - Dave and Sam discussed "DVDA" (double vaginal, double anal) term and laughed about it.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's potential new job and the anxiety it brings. - The unresolved discussion about Sam's friends' burnout. - The playful banter about the "DVDA" term. - Sam's considerations about her physical health and the plans for the next day.

MOOD MAP Affectionate → Amused → Supportive → Vulnerable → Playful → Supportive

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

269

20.1 more; previous daily average 248.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

27

0.3 fewer; previous daily average 27.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	136 · 51%	133 · 49%
Average reply time	2m 19s (n=65)	3m 18s (n=65)
Conversation starts	2 of 2 · 100%	0 of 2 · 0%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 19s (n=65). 4% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 26s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 429 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 18s (n=65). 13% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 47s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 430 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 37.5 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 62.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 8 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 51s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 269 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update53 · 20%

Humor46 · 17%

Affection26 · 10%

Checking in22 · 8%

Frustration22 · 8%

All other signals

Emotional support21 · 8%

Vulnerability19 · 7%

Appreciation13 · 5%

Encouragement9 · 3%

Excitement8 · 3%

Planning6 · 2%

Deep sharing3 · 1%

Disagreement3 · 1%

Request3 · 1%

Sexting3 · 1%

Unmet need2 · 1%

Boundary setting1 · 0%

Flirting1 · 0%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Humor (26), Status update (25), Affection (14), Checking in (14), Emotional support (10)
Sam Willis: Status update (28), Humor (20), Frustration (16), Vulnerability (16), Affection (12)

Tension and positive follow-ups

17 of 20 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (85%).

3 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 53s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 20 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, watched the first episode last night. Pretty good. New Orleans is such a fucking shithole. Ugh.
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Oh shit! That dude’s eyeball was hanging out!!
Context · 2026-05-25 01:14:00 PM · Dave
But something I really didn’t like…

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-25 03:27:00 PM · Dave
I was up for a little while lol
Context · 2026-05-25 03:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m trying to leave soon
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-25 03:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well that’s depressing!
Positive follow-up · 2026-05-25 03:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well that’s depressing! This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 03:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ok finally on my way home

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

239 of 269 messages (88.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	123 / 136	90.4%
Sam Willis	116 / 133	87.2%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.85
Appreciation	0.81
Boundary setting	0.70
Checking in	0.70
Deep sharing	0.75
Disagreement	0.55
Emotional support	0.74
Encouragement	0.78
Excitement	0.75
Flirting	0.65
Frustration	0.64
Humor	0.73
Passive aggression	0.60
Planning	0.69
Request	0.66
Sexting	0.88
Status update	0.62
Unmet need	0.70
Vulnerability	0.69

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-15 21:32:16
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 26 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Detected signal · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel so nice tonight. I have to go to work on a Monday. And I ain't really got shit planned for today Except the usual Might just Work on Some Stuff for the website for rocker dock,…
Context · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, this is dumb but I meant to say I love you so so much and you're the best. It's a little detail I couldn't leave out OK bye
Context · 2026-05-25 10:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Holy moly I gotta get up 😩

score 0.95 · confidence 0.8245

Context · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel so nice tonight. I have to go to work on a Monday. And I ain't really got shit planned for today Except the usual Might just Work on Some Stuff for the website for rocker dock,…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, this is dumb but I meant to say I love you so so much and you're the best. It's a little detail I couldn't leave out OK bye
Context · 2026-05-25 10:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Holy moly I gotta get up 😩
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

Context · 2026-05-25 01:17:00 PM · Dave
Also… the driver of the SUV was some kind of LE or other city worker, in her duty vehicle… with her kids.
Context · 2026-05-25 01:22:00 PM · Dave
And as far as your friends getting burned out.. I think what you’re seeing is pretty normal. You kept saying “I’ve know her for…” and “she’s never been like this…”. Two things. 1. You’re watching her get older. That’s exactly what happens.…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 01:22:00 PM · Dave
I hope you’re having the best time ever!
Context · 2026-05-25 03:25:00 PM · Dave
We are total fucking flops today 🤭😋
Context · 2026-05-25 03:26:00 PM · Sam Willis
Are you also still in bed?!?

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>
Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
I think that’s my favorite
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
OH GLORIOUS THANKS
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Fudge yeah!
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hahaha

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 03:56:00 PM · Dave
Did you have fun??
Context · 2026-05-25 03:59:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 04:02:00 PM · Dave
I’m glad you had great snacks!!
Context · 2026-05-25 04:03:00 PM · Dave
I ain’t done shit lol
Context · 2026-05-25 04:04:00 PM · Dave
I did do some printing.. half-ass cleaned the fridge… but that’s about it

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-25 06:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
Sir
Context · 2026-05-25 06:09:00 PM · Dave
OK fine
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:09:00 PM · Dave
You care
Context · 2026-05-25 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
I love you
Context · 2026-05-25 06:10:00 PM · Dave
I love you

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.75

Context · 2026-05-25 04:03:00 PM · Dave
I ain’t done shit lol
Context · 2026-05-25 04:04:00 PM · Dave
I did do some printing.. half-ass cleaned the fridge… but that’s about it
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 04:04:00 PM · Dave
Not my business bro
Context · 2026-05-25 04:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
What has the rest of family been doing
Context · 2026-05-25 04:05:00 PM · Dave
Greyson went out with a friend, Emerson went to work, and Julie has been working

Checking in

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Not afterglow
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:51:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I ammmm taking mimosas

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am I'm so tired honestly I am just like I gotta leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friends house and I just like When I get back, I have more cleaning to do and like I just do…
Context · 2026-05-25 11:44:00 AM · Dave
Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics
Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-25 01:22:00 PM · Dave
I hope you’re having the best time ever!
Context · 2026-05-25 03:25:00 PM · Dave
We are total fucking flops today 🤭😋
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 03:26:00 PM · Sam Willis
Are you also still in bed?!?
Context · 2026-05-25 03:26:00 PM · Dave
You are still alive!!
Context · 2026-05-25 03:27:00 PM · Dave
I was up for a little while lol

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

Context · 2026-05-25 12:06:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-05-25 12:06:00 PM · Dave
Hell yeah he is
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:07:00 PM · Dave
My neighbor is from PR and is just like this. Super happy and enthusiastic about everything
Context · 2026-05-25 12:11:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: So yesterday while eating dinner or whatever with the girls, it was still interesting because We're all just like burnt out and you could tell well Nicola just had her baby 3 1/2 months ago or so she's getting ready to come…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.76 · confidence 0.663

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, watched the first episode last night. Pretty good. New Orleans is such a fucking shithole. Ugh.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
Who knows
Context · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
I feel at the beginning of it
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
Back when I was on the pill, my cycle was exactly 28 days. So predictable. So precise
Context · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Dave
If you had an exactly regular cycle
Context · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hmmmm

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 05:06:00 PM · Dave
You’re at the very end of menstrual
Context · 2026-05-25 05:06:00 PM · Dave
So it tracks
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:06:00 PM · Sam Willis
Nah that’s early in the month isn’t it?
Context · 2026-05-25 05:06:00 PM · Dave
It drifts
Context · 2026-05-25 05:07:00 PM · Sam Willis
Whooooo knows

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 05:32:00 PM · Sam Willis
I think it’s bc you and I are a lot alike in some ways 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 05:32:00 PM · Sam Willis
I think it’s bc you and I are a lot alike in some ways 😂
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:34:00 PM · Dave
It’s entirely because you could probably all but hear the attitude I intended
Context · 2026-05-25 05:39:00 PM · Sam Willis
I definitely did hear the ‘tude!
Context · 2026-05-25 06:00:00 PM · Dave
Just assuming we’ll check in tomorrow…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Sam Willis
I just feel so under appreciated and like…forgotten
Context · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Sam Willis
I dunno it’s all weird
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Dave
He’s such a bitch
Context · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Sam Willis
And my fur babies
Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
Like what if I get it and I can’t hack it

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I feel so nice tonight. I have to go to work on a Monday. And I ain't really got shit planned for today Except the usual Might just Work on Some Stuff for the website for rocker dock,…
Context · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, this is dumb but I meant to say I love you so so much and you're the best. It's a little detail I couldn't leave out OK bye
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Holy moly I gotta get up 😩
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe

score 0.60 · confidence 0.595

Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Not afterglow
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:51:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I ammmm taking mimosas

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋
Context · 2026-05-25 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am I'm so tired honestly I am just like I gotta leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friends house and I just like When I get back, I have more cleaning to do and like I just do…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:44:00 AM · Dave
Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics
Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>
Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
I think that’s my favorite

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Dave
Anxious how?
Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
I have to be people-y and I don’t do that
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Dave
Are you sure you aren’t excited
Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
Your a big fish there, baby
Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
You’re amazing

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
I have to be people-y and I don’t do that
Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Dave
Are you sure you aren’t excited
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
Your a big fish there, baby
Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
You’re amazing
Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
Ofc you can hack it!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
Your a big fish there, baby
Context · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
You’re amazing
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:21:00 PM · Dave
Ofc you can hack it!
Context · 2026-05-25 06:22:00 PM · Dave
I mean, most of your meetings are 1 on 1s lol
Context · 2026-05-25 06:22:00 PM · Sam Willis
You know I hate people

Excitement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>
Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
I think that’s my favorite
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
OH GLORIOUS THANKS
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Fudge yeah!
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hahaha

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
I think that’s my favorite
Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
OH GLORIOUS THANKS
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Fudge yeah!
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hahaha
Context · 2026-05-25 12:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
This guy is high on life 😂

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 12:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
All of these crack me up
Context · 2026-05-25 12:06:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:06:00 PM · Dave
Hell yeah he is
Context · 2026-05-25 12:07:00 PM · Dave
My neighbor is from PR and is just like this. Super happy and enthusiastic about everything
Context · 2026-05-25 12:11:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: So yesterday while eating dinner or whatever with the girls, it was still interesting because We're all just like burnt out and you could tell well Nicola just had her baby 3 1/2 months ago or so she's getting ready to come…

Flirting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.982

Context · 2026-05-25 04:49:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-05-25 04:50:00 PM · Dave
I get it
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 04:50:00 PM · Dave
It would make me super happy to free your boobs too 🤤
Context · 2026-05-25 04:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 04:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Nauseous. Hot. Fatigued

Frustration

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, watched the first episode last night. Pretty good. New Orleans is such a fucking shithole. Ugh.
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Oh shit! That dude’s eyeball was hanging out!!
Context · 2026-05-25 01:14:00 PM · Dave
But something I really didn’t like…

score 0.79 · confidence 0.697

Context · 2026-05-25 03:27:00 PM · Dave
I was up for a little while lol
Context · 2026-05-25 03:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m trying to leave soon
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 03:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well that’s depressing!
Context · 2026-05-25 03:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well that’s depressing! This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 03:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ok finally on my way home

Humor

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

Context · 2026-05-25 08:17:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, this is dumb but I meant to say I love you so so much and you're the best. It's a little detail I couldn't leave out OK bye
Context · 2026-05-25 10:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Holy moly I gotta get up 😩
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Not afterglow

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 10:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Holy moly I gotta get up 😩
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Not afterglow
Context · 2026-05-25 10:51:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Just showing you I’m still in bed 🤭
Context · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Hehehe
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:26:00 AM · Dave
Not afterglow
Context · 2026-05-25 10:51:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe

Passive aggression

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 06:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s a holiday. We can’t check in today. Juliet is at home
Context · 2026-05-25 06:05:00 PM · Dave
Nice try
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:06:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s true! Hmph
Context · 2026-05-25 06:06:00 PM · Dave
I already knew you didn’t care
Context · 2026-05-25 06:06:00 PM · Dave
It’s alright though

Planning

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score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

Context · 2026-05-25 10:51:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ahh! Whatcha doing still in bed?! Ok listening to your messages now
Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
Hehe
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I ammmm taking mimosas
Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 04:30:00 PM · Dave
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 04:31:00 PM · Dave
I know you don’t babydoll.
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 04:40:00 PM · Dave
What is your ass doing for the rest of the day?
Context · 2026-05-25 04:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Fucking just enjoying home. And hopefully relaxing. Which still will mean cleaning but STILL
Context · 2026-05-25 04:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m so happy to free my boobs lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
I definitely feel like it could be that time though. I bet if I go look back at my sick days, I could totally figure it out
Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
Plus Lyn was on her period yesterday and we are all in similar cycles sooooo
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Dave
According to my records you should be entering folic any time now
Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
What does your calendar say
Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
Bc I feel like I call in sick one day a month

Request

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score 0.77 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-05-25 03:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well that’s depressing! This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 03:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ok finally on my way home
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 03:56:00 PM · Dave
Did you have fun??
Context · 2026-05-25 03:59:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-05-25 04:02:00 PM · Dave
I’m glad you had great snacks!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

Context · 2026-05-25 05:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
I don’t have periods This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 05:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
One drink. This message responded to an earlier message.
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:02:00 PM · Dave
And when was your last period?
Context · 2026-05-25 05:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
One drink.
Context · 2026-05-25 05:04:00 PM · Dave
Yeah but you usually have something right?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
Plus Lyn was on her period yesterday and we are all in similar cycles sooooo
Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Dave
According to my records you should be entering folic any time now
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
What does your calendar say
Context · 2026-05-25 05:05:00 PM · Sam Willis
Bc I feel like I call in sick one day a month
Context · 2026-05-25 05:06:00 PM · Sam Willis
Week

Sexting

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

Context · 2026-05-25 04:49:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-05-25 04:50:00 PM · Dave
I get it
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 04:50:00 PM · Dave
It would make me super happy to free your boobs too 🤤
Context · 2026-05-25 04:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hehehe
Context · 2026-05-25 04:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Nauseous. Hot. Fatigued

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-25 06:40:00 PM · Dave
And fries ofc
Context · 2026-05-25 06:40:00 PM · Sam Willis
Oh man, 5 guys always hurts my stomach for some reason
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:40:00 PM · Dave
Yeah but I bet you love having 5 guys’ meat inside you 😏
Context · 2026-05-25 06:41:00 PM · Sam Willis
😂😂
Context · 2026-05-25 06:41:00 PM · Dave
DVDA

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-25 06:41:00 PM · Sam Willis
Woooowwww
Context · 2026-05-25 06:41:00 PM · Dave
Hehehe
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:42:00 PM · Dave
double vaginal, double anal. It’s a porn industry scene term
Context · 2026-05-25 06:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
That’s insanity!
Context · 2026-05-25 06:58:00 PM · Dave
Right?!

Status update

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

Context · 2026-05-25 10:52:00 AM · Sam Willis
I ammmm taking mimosas
Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋 This message responded to an earlier message.
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋
Context · 2026-05-25 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am I'm so tired honestly I am just like I gotta leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friends house and I just like When I get back, I have more cleaning to do and like I just do…
Context · 2026-05-25 11:44:00 AM · Dave
Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

Context · 2026-05-25 11:44:00 AM · Dave
Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics
Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
I think that’s my favorite
Context · 2026-05-25 11:49:00 AM · Dave
OH GLORIOUS THANKS
Context · 2026-05-25 12:04:00 PM · Sam Willis
Fudge yeah!

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

Context · 2026-05-25 12:06:00 PM · Dave
Hell yeah he is
Context · 2026-05-25 12:07:00 PM · Dave
My neighbor is from PR and is just like this. Super happy and enthusiastic about everything
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:11:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: So yesterday while eating dinner or whatever with the girls, it was still interesting because We're all just like burnt out and you could tell well Nicola just had her baby 3 1/2 months ago or so she's getting ready to come…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.85

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Dave
He’s such a bitch
Context · 2026-05-25 06:19:00 PM · Sam Willis
And my fur babies
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
Like what if I get it and I can’t hack it
Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Dave
Anxious how?
Context · 2026-05-25 06:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
I have to be people-y and I don’t do that

Vulnerability

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 10:57:00 AM · Dave
Needed a nap 😋
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am I'm so tired honestly I am just like I gotta leave in like 15 minutes to go to the store and then head over to my friends house and I just like When I get back, I have more cleaning to do and like I just do…
Context · 2026-05-25 11:44:00 AM · Dave
Lol I’m sure you’re fine on the probiotics
Context · 2026-05-25 11:48:00 AM · Dave
<no text>

score 0.80 · confidence 0.91

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Must be nice! 😂
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

Context · 2026-05-25 12:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I got cut off but cut off that was weird but Even with work, she was like yeah I just letting you know Taking some sick days off she's like I haven't really been feeling it and you know I just know I've been just not really…
Context · 2026-05-25 12:16:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Wow, it's like starting or something because I just pulled into a Circle K and every single gas pump is down and it's like not working sorry for any inconvenience. It's like your entire 15 gas pumps aren't working like what…
Detected signal · 2026-05-25 12:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm gonna get all my random thoughts as I'm driving so you're welcome We started watching that homicide New Orleans show yet you should watch the very last episode. I think it's like wrong place wrong time or something. The…
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
He was like “is my eyeball literally hanging out” and the cop was like “….ngl bro.. yeah it is”. Lmao
Context · 2026-05-25 01:13:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, watched the first episode last night. Pretty good. New Orleans is such a fucking shithole. Ugh.