2026-06-22
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[2026-06-22 08:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I broke my ass on the traffic actually wasn't that bad at this time so that was nice Just still another full week of work But you've got hopefully we got another interview this morning so that's fun why you said that for 830 who knows cause you're crazy I guess Hopefully remind me what the status is on Midland Tell them or is that who you're talking to today now But when are you gonna tell them about your? Persistence to stay in Indianapolis Excited to see what happens with that House the dragon was really good Boy, way better than I was expecting it was It felt like a season finale. There was so much going on so that was nice. I like that. Oh a great way to start this show oh Lord. Yes, definitely watch that my allergies are killing me today For the last couple days Lots of point come in the air so be glad that's over Oh God, yeah I don't know, bro Not feeling this whole work thing, but I gotta do some shit So I guess I'm gonna take my ass in there and wait for your beautiful voice To Pick my day up no pressure or anything I'll talk to you soon, sweetheart bye
[2026-06-22 08:08:00] Sam Willis: And good morning ❤️
[2026-06-22 08:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
[2026-06-22 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Damnnnn with house of the dragon
[2026-06-22 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week though too because the Fourth of July holiday so I think we have So Anyway, can I say I don't know what I said I don't know if I said a four day holiday I don't know but next week we only have to work four days 3 1/2 technically so I'm just trying to like think about that But anyway I decided I am not going to call the Midland guy today and tell him anything about what I'm thinking. I'm going to let him come to me with their offer and go from there because I don't wanna like. Show my hand I don't know anyway he didn't say to call him or anything today so he has a meeting with him tomorrow so I'm just going to. I've let it be known the Indy is what it is so we'll see what their offer is. That's what I've decided. I thought about this way too much yesterday so yay anyway. OK, the house of the dragon is just been so fucking long since the last season I don't remember shit so did you rewatch the last episode of the last season like I don't remember anything bro like did I even watch season two I'm sure he did but I feel like it's been like two fucking years So that's like what's not that's like what's a what holding me back for being excited to watch it But I mean, that's awesome to hear that it's it So amazing, those shows fucking stressed me out. It's just so much going on and just people I hate and just. They're so good but so stressful anyway What was he gonna say? I slept like shit and I don't get it. I mean we've talked about this, but I was so tired and then I just tossed and turned tossed and turned. I always have so much on my mind. Do you know if If you sleep for so many days months years with your like you know cricket like maybe with your spine like not 100% straight do you think that your spinal gets stuck that way? You know, I'm worried that's gonna happen I hate Mondays How many more weeks can I do this job? I just so sick of it So far behind shit I gotta do God, all all right bye love you
[2026-06-22 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who are like it's a fucking gas station, bro it's just oversize Like what the fuck I mean I'm of the mind like my ass would not be waiting in line for a Buckys, but I know there's a lot of people excited
[2026-06-22 08:23:00] Sam Willis: OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
[2026-06-22 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station on their first date they were supposed to go to a fucking movie and he was like hey do you wanna stop off at the gas station first and get like some snack snacks and so she went inside to go to the bathroom, sorry I'm bringing the dog food. She decided to go to the bathroom. And then was gonna get the snacks and she came out from the bathroom and bro had fucking left. He left her on their first date pile.
[2026-06-22 08:30:00] Dave: I love that strategy with midland
[2026-06-22 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
[2026-06-22 08:31:00] Dave: Bruh… look up a recap on YOUTUBE
[2026-06-22 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
[2026-06-22 08:32:00] Dave:
[2026-06-22 08:34:00] Dave: You won’t get stuck that way
[2026-06-22 08:35:00] Dave: lol… how many more weeks can I do this job
[2026-06-22 08:35:00] Dave: Yeah. The Buckys thing is retarded.
[2026-06-22 08:36:00] Dave: Sure, it’s cool… and they have good shit… but it IS just a gas station lol
[2026-06-22 08:37:00] Dave: She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅
[2026-06-22 08:37:00] Dave: She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅
[2026-06-22 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Planning now she said in her post that this was shortly after she had mentioned like somehow came up in the car on the way there that she worked alongside the Phoenix Police Department with I don't know what her job is but anyway Probably a good fucking thing that he took off he looks like a fucking loser
[2026-06-22 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh last night I was texting the family something like random about cops and then I way, my new obsession is watching police body cam footage on YouTube and then my brother's like sent me a link to Midwest safety and he's like you should watch us they have really good content. I'm like bro that's what I watch literally every day. He's like since when have you been on the YouTube grind? I'm like like two weeks. He's like it's the absolute freaking best. I wonder how many years of my life I've spent watching YouTube if I add up all the hours and then he like I guess there's a way that you could truly see how many hours a day you spend streaming YouTube and yesterday alone he's dreamed for like nine hours absolutely ridiculous but it's just so funny that you recommended me Midwest safety, which is literally the best thing ever.
[2026-06-22 10:07:00] Dave: Hahaha, that’s awesome
[2026-06-22 10:07:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-06-22 10:07:00] Dave: Also: you’re welcome 😉
[2026-06-22 10:08:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-22 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Dude
[2026-06-22 11:13:00] Sam Willis: I mean I doubt I’ll still be here but leadership meetings in Texas are scheduled 10/26-10/28
[2026-06-22 11:13:00] Sam Willis: And you’ll be on sabbatical
[2026-06-22 11:15:00] Dave: If you are still here, I’ll be waiting for you in your room when you’ve given everyone some excuse about not feeling good and going up early or whatever 😉
[2026-06-22 11:16:00] Dave: Did you have your interview?
[2026-06-22 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Yes, gonna send you audio
[2026-06-22 11:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, first she was a couple minutes late and then like we had just gotten started and she was like I am so sorry. I need to be back for some reason at my door and I wasn't expecting anybody but I'm like good Lord. The roll sounds I mean pretty bad ass. I would be building an enterprise risk management team. Well actually I think it'll just be cyber. Basically I would be building track from scratch, but obviously like you know like lesser than track but I would have two direct reports I would also be managing a vendor that is doing some work for us. I would report to the system so I put down I guess 215 for salary expectations and they said that that's within range they have unlimited PTOPTO they have 20+ holidays a year what the fuck They have less than 1000 employees the thing is that they're a Medicare plan, but they basically they went public and they built an AI assistant for physicians to basically diagnose and they're selling that technology to other Plans providers I'm not exactly sure so that's that's like a big piece of how they're growing and so they're kind of both like they're a tech focused healthcare company. I'm a little bit worried. They're gonna get bought out but Anyway I mean, it sounds pretty awesome. Are you building a whole GRC? I would own policies of standards I would own instant and crisis response. I don't know if I'd own the actual response but I would own the governance. I mean, it's a newly created role so nobody's in it now and I don't know kind of like it but She caution like you know it might be a little bit slow going getting on schedules because of the summer in PTO and I didn't even tell her I'm in like late stage interviews, but I don't know I didn't get the sense that she loved me or was super impressed but I mean, I would love me I would definitely be a challenge like I would be. I would have my work cut out for me, but it sounds pretty cool.
[2026-06-22 11:27:00] Dave: That does sound pretty cool!
[2026-06-22 11:27:00] Dave: What is the company?
[2026-06-22 11:28:00] Dave: Full remote?
[2026-06-22 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Clover Health
[2026-06-22 11:28:00] Dave: That would be a great experience for you!
[2026-06-22 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Full remote
[2026-06-22 11:29:00] Sam Willis: I’d get to build at midland too
[2026-06-22 11:29:00] Sam Willis: It totally would
[2026-06-22 11:29:00] Dave: You could hire me to be your technical advisor
[2026-06-22 11:29:00] Dave: Building the thing
[2026-06-22 11:30:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely
[2026-06-22 11:30:00] Dave: We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
[2026-06-22 11:31:00] Sam Willis: I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
[2026-06-22 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Ugh can’t think about it
[2026-06-22 11:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 11:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-22 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. When am I gonna even see you againnnnnn
[2026-06-22 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Literally I cannot even imagine lol
[2026-06-22 11:33:00] Dave: Omg can you even imagine if you hired me lmao
[2026-06-22 11:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Literally I cannot even imagine lol
[2026-06-22 11:34:00] Sam Willis: Side note. Lady didn’t even take any notes during our call so I feel like that was a bad sign
[2026-06-22 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Maybe
[2026-06-22 11:36:00] Dave: She probably recorded it
[2026-06-22 11:37:00] Dave: Or, it didn’t really matter since it was just the first interview
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Did he climb up on the table and push everything off
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Sam Willis: I thought he got crated lol
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Dave: Bear helped with the laundry
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Sam Willis: What happppennedddd?!??
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Dave: No, he pulled everything off
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-22 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Bear!!!!
[2026-06-22 12:37:00] Dave: Emerson crates him when he leaves for work, which he hasn’t yet today
[2026-06-22 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Bears over here making Lexi seem like a saint 😂😂
[2026-06-22 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am pretty annoyed with Justin We're doing the stupid annual scenario analysis and he's doing the ransom one for tossed and I just feel like he hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible so like I just people, I know that The only trading that is specific to toss is futures but so for equity and options you could technically trade those on schwab.com if toss was down so I'm like OK cool we could just focus on futures but there's tossed desktop. There's toss mobile and there's toss web pretty sure they're all on different servers, but did Justin. Confirm no so then like if we just had a ransom attack on task desktop then really the person could just move over to mobile web and do their trades Or do we target all three like like literally this is getting presented to freaking Sameer today in an hour it's just like I'm very annoyed
[2026-06-22 13:00:00] Dave: That sucks
[2026-06-22 13:00:00] Dave: Oof
[2026-06-22 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Also. Rachel, my Rachel, literally just got an offer to go into model risk
[2026-06-22 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Like 30 min ago
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: That’s what happens when you reorg ppl for NO reason
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: And still a 58.
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Into dumbass roles
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Dave: Is she going to take it?
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Dave: That’s awesome for her!
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: I feel bad for Brian but meh not really
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Yes. 7% raise
[2026-06-22 13:09:00] Sam Willis: She just told Brian
[2026-06-22 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Well he didn’t choose her or anything
[2026-06-22 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Like all of a sudden it was just hey these are your new ppl.
[2026-06-22 13:10:00] Dave: It’s his own fault
[2026-06-22 13:10:00] Dave: Right. But it sucks because of how he is
[2026-06-22 13:11:00] Sam Willis: Oh 100000%
[2026-06-22 13:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Ugh it’s me
[2026-06-22 13:16:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-06-22 13:32:00] Dave: Aaaaaand… nap time
[2026-06-22 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Ahh!
[2026-06-22 13:34:00] Dave: What time are we checking in today?
[2026-06-22 13:34:00] Dave: You forgot?!
[2026-06-22 13:34:00] Sam Willis: After 130 my time
[2026-06-22 13:35:00] Sam Willis: No I did not forget 🤪
[2026-06-22 13:36:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-22 14:10:00] Sam Willis: I think imma watch some YT
[2026-06-22 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Cool cool
[2026-06-22 14:10:00] Sam Willis: I just got my ass virtually handed to me presenting that scenario to the SLT
[2026-06-22 14:18:00] Dave: Like, it wasn’t feasible enough or whatever?
[2026-06-22 14:18:00] Dave: How so?
[2026-06-22 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, that it wasn't feasible but the thing is these numbers are given to us directly from the stakeholder and then the calculation we're using is directly from EORM and they're like well that's a bullshit calculation, cause it changed from the calculation that we've been doing in prior years I'm like bro take it up with the RM like now. We're gonna meet with him later and also I'm getting with Eric. Thursday, we're gonna meet with him to go over that table exercise that you guys did however long ago With executive about task Going down I haven't ran somewhere so we can like share number and it's like cool bro. I'm totally down but if you are in tell us to calculate it one way which I agree is the stupid ass way then whatever also like literally just got the numbers like a couple fucking hours ago OK this isn't work in progress. Dumb bitches but of course I'm the one that looks like an idiot. I'm the one that looks like my shit isn't together which it isn't but everybody else's scenario was like good to go no questions no pushback and then like literally yeah Not comfortable, I would not be able to talk to this cool Anyway, my next meeting at one I'm going to eat some Nutella peanut and yeah Assholes
[2026-06-22 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Awesome I don't know if it's like Talking so much which I talked on Marco for a long time I don't know if it's like doing that and like voice memos, but I really don't give too much of a shit about like public speaking anymore which is great. I love that for me hopefully it stays that way like normally I'd be stressed out, but maybe it's also cause I know I'm gonna leave the job eventually but I'm just like but even the interviews. I haven't been nervous. Yes, maybe I'm entering my I don't give a fuck about you era. I love that for me.
[2026-06-22 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Lmao there’s something on there that sounds like a fart but it’s me getting out a knife and closing the drawer door. I swear!!
[2026-06-22 14:24:00] Dave: I didn’t even notice
[2026-06-22 14:24:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-22 14:25:00] Dave: But now I’m 100% sure it was definitely a fart
[2026-06-22 14:25:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-22 14:25:00] Sam Willis: It was not!!
[2026-06-22 14:26:00] Sam Willis: I’d blame it on the dogs, if anything 😂
[2026-06-22 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Brian is such a little bitch So I posted in the leadership team chat I said seven open positions or whatever I missed and then people were like going down the list. I guess Rachel Kelly is gonna have a roll. Rachel O'Neill like I did not know all these. Medlin's talking about getting another role in Brian chime in and he goes. I currently have two full-time employees supporting oversight and since the reorg one of those resources he's talking about Nisha has consistently been out for about a week at a time within an additional two week absence scheduled in July at the time of the reorg. I had three full-time employees, but one was pulled back that first week as a result a single resource is now carrying a disproportionate workload that includes scenario analysis QR given the sustained capacity gap I would like guidance on how to. Pursue Approval for any additional full-time employee to ensure we can meet our oversight obligations effectively Then Roy said Rachel Kelly and I laughed. I did laugh emoji and then Brian goes not to be snarky but if you feel like I'm pushing back on any request I am I don't have enough resources so any extra work anyone wants to get my team is going to hear an earful and the voice sends a challenge accepted fucking gift. Way to be empathetic Roy has no idea that Rachel just put it in her notice so Brian is obviously freaking the fuck out
[2026-06-22 15:01:00] Sam Willis: That female honey bees kill off the males when the seasons change and they basically are no longer needed
[2026-06-22 15:01:00] Sam Willis: They’re like bye bitch
[2026-06-22 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Did you know
[2026-06-22 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Your freeloading ass can’t stay here
[2026-06-22 15:02:00] Sam Willis: OMG I’M GONNA GET A HONEY BEE TATTOO!!!!
[2026-06-22 15:03:00] Dave: That hilarious
[2026-06-22 15:03:00] Dave: That hilarious
[2026-06-22 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Also. If a male successfully impregnates a queen, they basically explode their reproductive glands into the queen and it rips out their organs and they die within minutes.
[2026-06-22 15:05:00] Sam Willis: He’s such a cry baby
[2026-06-22 15:05:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS
[2026-06-22 15:05:00] Sam Willis: He’s such a cry baby
[2026-06-22 15:05:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS
[2026-06-22 15:05:00] Dave: That’s actually a great idea for a tattoo
[2026-06-22 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Can I take a nap before we check in?
[2026-06-22 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’m very grumpy
[2026-06-22 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Hi. 😊
[2026-06-22 15:21:00] Dave: Hi
[2026-06-22 15:22:00] Dave: Sure you can
[2026-06-22 15:22:00] Sam Willis: If these idiots even let me sleep
[2026-06-22 15:22:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-06-22 15:22:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-22 15:23:00] Dave: Good luck
[2026-06-22 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha doing
[2026-06-22 16:26:00] Dave: Waiting for yo ass to wake up!!
[2026-06-22 17:29:00] Dave: Alright! Veteran Verification Letter request = done
[2026-06-22 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!!
[2026-06-22 18:09:00] Dave: From picking it?
[2026-06-22 18:09:00] Dave: Or did someone punch you?
[2026-06-22 18:09:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-06-22 18:09:00] Sam Willis: Ugh my nose is bleeding
[2026-06-22 18:10:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 18:10:00] Dave: What happened then?
[2026-06-22 18:11:00] Dave: Did it just start bleeding out of nowhere?
[2026-06-22 18:11:00] Sam Willis: What should I order for dinner? Bc all I can think about is icecream
[2026-06-22 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Yea I think it’s just dry and irritated. Whoooo knows
[2026-06-22 18:12:00] Dave: Chicken strips are always a safe bet
[2026-06-22 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Oh mannnn maybe some coldstone!!!
[2026-06-22 18:13:00] Dave: They’re good… and they’re reasonably healthy.
[2026-06-22 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Why don’t you love me
[2026-06-22 18:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 18:13:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-22 18:16:00] Dave: Bitch you ASKED
[2026-06-22 18:16:00] Dave: Get chicken…. AND cold stone
[2026-06-22 18:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-22 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Maybe….2 dogs is all the dogs a family needs…
[2026-06-22 18:34:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-06-22 18:35:00] Dave: Dogs being assholes?
[2026-06-22 18:35:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-22 18:35:00] Sam Willis: You have 2. They play fight . Keep each other company. Can still walk them both at the same time
[2026-06-22 18:35:00] Sam Willis: Have more than that and they gang up on each other and get jealous and good lawddd they’re insane
[2026-06-22 18:36:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-06-22 18:36:00] Dave: Yes, 2 is the right amount
[2026-06-22 18:37:00] Sam Willis: I think you either have to go with 2 or you go with 4….
[2026-06-22 18:38:00] Sam Willis: 4 would be doable if they’re all like 5 yrs old or older lol
[2026-06-22 19:25:00] Sam Willis: So 🤦♀️ Candace’s job - the owner of the private practice gave her a $1000 bonus in March just as like a kudos. She just deducted her pay check by $1,000!!
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Dave: That’s total bullshit
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Sam Willis: That is absolutely asanine to me
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Sam Willis: I have never heard of such a thing
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Dave: Just because she’s mad
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Dave: What the fuck
[2026-06-22 19:26:00] Sam Willis: And said it was because the bonus was a prior generosity but she’s been fairly and appropriately paid
[2026-06-22 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Is that even legal
[2026-06-22 19:27:00] Dave: What’s the deal again? Is Candace leaving?
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Dave: That seems retaliatory
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Sam Willis: I’m like fuck that. I’d just be done
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Sam Willis: They are choosing to terminate her contract. But not until September 5
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Dave: Which may be illegal
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo I like that!!
[2026-06-22 19:28:00] Sam Willis: I’ll tell her to research
[2026-06-22 19:29:00] Dave: What a fucking twat
[2026-06-22 19:29:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-06-22 19:36:00] Sam Willis: This woman is like 32. What is her issue. I’m all for for like girl boss but don’t be a little bitch
[2026-06-22 19:40:00] Dave: Yeah I’m shooketh about her taking that money back
[2026-06-22 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkk that
[2026-06-22 19:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 20:15:00] Sam Willis: This is perfect for me!!!
[2026-06-22 20:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m so excited about this bee tattoo 😂
[2026-06-22 20:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 20:15:00] Sam Willis: And then I was googling
[2026-06-22 20:16:00] Dave: Males do male things then go die
[2026-06-22 20:16:00] Dave: It really is
[2026-06-22 20:16:00] Sam Willis: I have to get the tattoo with Zander first but ughhhh
[2026-06-22 20:16:00] Dave: The females are boss bitches
[2026-06-22 20:16:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSS!!!!!
[2026-06-22 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Actually no I don’t. I could go get this shit this weekend. Hehe
[2026-06-22 20:17:00] Dave: Did y’all settle on anything?
[2026-06-22 20:17:00] Dave: Monster truck driving through a graveyard?
[2026-06-22 20:18:00] Dave: A wolf head with some dream catchers?
[2026-06-22 20:19:00] Sam Willis: It’s gonna be Keeper! The pup. But his will be vicious looking and mine will be…. Not lol
[2026-06-22 20:20:00] Sam Willis: And I’m gonna get it on my back I think is best. Like he had my back type thing, ya know?
[2026-06-22 20:20:00] Sam Willis: But I do want it still to be tough because Keeper meant “keeper of the house” so like he’s always protecting
[2026-06-22 20:21:00] Dave: I love that!
[2026-06-22 20:21:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-06-22 20:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm…😂😂
[2026-06-22 20:26:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-06-22 20:26:00] Dave: I dig it
[2026-06-22 20:27:00] Sam Willis: Maybe it’s sentimental, like their little kid drew it? Lol
[2026-06-22 20:28:00] Dave: Yeah probably
[2026-06-22 20:34:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-22 20:34:00] Dave: I was just thinking about how I’d totally get a bee tattoo with you
[2026-06-22 20:34:00] Sam Willis: I need you to get another tattoo soon!!
[2026-06-22 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I mean…you coulddddd get one
[2026-06-22 20:35:00] Sam Willis: You were not
[2026-06-22 20:35:00] Dave: I mean, obviously I can’t. But I’d love to
[2026-06-22 20:35:00] Dave: 100%
[2026-06-22 20:36:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-22 20:37:00] Sam Willis: You’re so multi faceted
[2026-06-22 20:37:00] Sam Willis: But for real. When the heck are you gonna get another tattoo. You have so many interests.
[2026-06-22 20:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m so basic.
[2026-06-22 20:37:00] Dave: Ugh.. I don’t know
[2026-06-22 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-06-22 20:38:00] Dave: I have a hard time justifying the cost tbh
[2026-06-22 20:38:00] Dave: And the process is such a hassle
[2026-06-22 20:39:00] Dave: Like, you gotta find somebody you like to do it. Then you have to figure out the design. Then you have to schedule it out…
[2026-06-22 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’ll voice message you tomorrow a huge WTF about the comment you just made 😂😂
[2026-06-22 20:40:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-22 20:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 20:42:00] Dave: Unrelated…
[2026-06-22 20:43:00] Dave: Do I just file a form with HR or whatever
[2026-06-22 20:43:00] Sam Willis: You do it on compliance one I believe is the name
[2026-06-22 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Look up outside business activity tomorrow
[2026-06-22 20:43:00] Dave: What is the deal with notifying Schwab that I own a company?
[2026-06-22 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Then Eric will have to approve it
[2026-06-22 21:01:00] Dave: OK! I got all my shit ready to file. Just waiting on the state to process my veteran entrepreneur verification letter - then I can submit the certificate of formation for DC3D Fabrication LLC
[2026-06-22 21:04:00] Sam Willis: You feeling accomplished?
[2026-06-22 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Good job baby
[2026-06-22 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss!!!
[2026-06-22 21:05:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-06-22 21:05:00] Dave: I will once the letter comes through and can actually submit everything
[2026-06-22 21:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 21:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting like something 1/8 that size though. Just on my shoulder blade. But I’m digging it.
[2026-06-22 21:23:00] Sam Willis: OK ChatGPT did this for my keeper tattoo. And they did a good job!!
[2026-06-22 21:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-22 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Ok first pose or looking behind the shoulder?
[2026-06-22 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-22 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Looking behind the shoulder is kind of like “you better get the fuck away from my mom or imma turn around and beat you”
[2026-06-22 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-22 21:28:00] Dave: Yeah I like the looking over the shoulder one
[2026-06-22 21:28:00] Dave: The gold chain 🤣
[2026-06-22 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Eeee!! Yay!!
[2026-06-22 21:28:00] Dave: The gold chain 🤣 Looks like him!
[2026-06-22 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Layla had a matching one too. Like his little wife 😂😂
[2026-06-22 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Probably something Zander did. So ridiculous lol
[2026-06-22 21:38:00] Dave: And yes, bed time 💕
[2026-06-22 21:38:00] Dave: Guess what baby
[2026-06-22 21:38:00] Dave: I love you very much 🥰
[2026-06-22 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Bed time!
[2026-06-22 21:39:00] Dave: Thank YOU
[2026-06-22 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-06-22 21:39:00] Sam Willis: I love you very very much!!! Thanks for the talk today
[2026-06-22 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams ❤️ talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-06-22 21:49:00] Dave: I can’t wait!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
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DAY OVERVIEW The conversation was filled with a mix of frustration and humor, with Dave and Sam discussing their work struggles and sharing personal updates. The most defining moment revolved around Sam's interview with Clover Health, sparking excitement and optimism about potential new opportunities.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine & Work Frustration - Both expressed dislike for the workday, with Dave arriving late and Sam feeling unmotivated. - Emotional register: Frustrated, resigned. - Notable quote: "Good morning sunshine, I woke up late this morning... Another full week of work" — Dave.
- Midland and Job Opportunities
- Sam decided to wait for Midland's offer instead of initiating the conversation.
- Emotional register: Thoughtful, optimistic.
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Notable quote: "I'm going to let him come to me with their offer and go from there." — Sam.
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House of the Dragon
- They discussed the show, agreeing it was better than expected.
- Emotional register: Excited, positively surprised.
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Notable quote: "It felt like a season finale. There was so much going on." — Dave.
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Allergies & Pollen
- Sam's allergies are bothering her, likely due to pollen.
- Emotional register: Annoyed, uncomfortable.
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Notable quote: "My allergies are killing me today... Lots of pollen in the air." — Sam.
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Buckys Opening
- They talked about the excitement and silliness surrounding the Buckys opening.
- Emotional register: Entertained, amused.
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Notable quote: "People are fucking idiots. People are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait." — Sam.
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Police Body Cam Footage
- Sam shared her newfound obsession with watching police body cam footage.
- Emotional register: Engaged, amused.
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Notable quote: "I'm like bro that's what I watch literally every day." — Sam.
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Work Strain & Scenarios
- Sam detailed the stress and frustration of her work, including an upcoming presentation and problems with a colleague, Justin.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, anxious.
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Notable quote: "He hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible." — Sam.
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Honey Bees & Tattoos
- Inspired by a fact about bees, Sam decided to get a bee tattoo.
- Emotional register: Excited, whimsical.
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Notable quote: "OMG I'M GONNA GET A HONEY BEE TATTOO!!!" — Sam.
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Dinner Plans
- Dave and Sam discussed dinner options, with Sam leaning towards chicken strips and ice cream.
- Emotional register: Lighthearted, humorous.
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Notable quote: "Chicken strips are always a safe bet." — Dave.
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Candace's Work Issue
- Sam told Dave about a colleague, Candace, whose bonus was taken back by her employer.
- Emotional register: Outraged, supportive.
- Notable quote: "That is absolutely insane to me. I have never heard of such a thing." — Sam.
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Tattoo Plans
- They discussed Dave and Sam collaborating on tattoo designs, including a bee and a dog named Keeper.
- Emotional register: Playful, affectionate.
- Notable quote: "I love that you'd totally get a bee tattoo with me." — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - None.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam expressed frustration and optimism, while Dave offered support and shared his own frustrations. - The dynamic was supportive and understanding, with both sharing personal updates and plans.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine, I woke up late this morning... Another full week of work" — Dave, about his morning frustration. - "I'm going to let him come to me with their offer and go from there." — Sam, on her strategy regarding Midland. - "It felt like a season finale. There was so much going on." — Dave, on House of the Dragon. - "My allergies are killing me today... Lots of pollen in the air." — Sam, discussing her allergies. - "People are fucking idiots. People are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait." — Sam, about Buckys opening. - "I'm like bro that's what I watch literally every day." — Sam, on her obsession with police body cam footage. - "He hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible." — Sam, criticizing a colleague's work. - "OMG I'M GONNA GET A HONEY BEE TATTOO!!!" — Sam, excited about her tattoo decision. - "Chicken strips are always a safe bet." — Dave, suggesting dinner options. - "That is absolutely insane to me. I have never heard of such a thing." — Sam, on Candace's work issue. - "I love that you'd totally get a bee tattoo with me." — Sam, about potential tattoo collaboration.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's interview process with Clover Health. - Plans for Sam's bee tattoo. - Sam's frustration with work, particularly her colleague Justin and the upcoming presentation. - Sam's support for Candace in her work issue.
MOOD MAP Frustration → Optimism → Amusement → Supportive → Excited
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
262
51.6 more; previous daily average 210.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
27
0.4 fewer; previous daily average 27.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 111 · 42% | 151 · 58% |
| Average reply time | 1m 55s (n=61) | 3m 28s (n=59) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 55s (n=61). 30% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 45s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 367 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 28s (n=59). 2% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 34s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 365 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 33.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 26s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 210.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 262 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (28), Status update (23), Frustration (10), Affection (9), Checking in (7)
- Sam Willis: Status update (36), Humor (28), Excitement (19), Frustration (15), Affection (9)
Tension and positive follow-ups
13 of 23 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (57%).
10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 14s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 23 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
You won’t get stuck that way
- Context · · Dave
lol… how many more weeks can I do this job
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Yeah. The Buckys thing is retarded.
- Context · · Dave
Sure, it’s cool… and they have good shit… but it IS just a gas station lol
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
- Context · · Sam Willis
I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Ugh can’t think about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Hehehe
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally I cannot even imagine lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Side note. Lady didn’t even take any notes during our call so I feel like that was a bad sign
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe
- Context · · Dave
She probably recorded it
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
235 of 262 messages (89.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 101 / 111 | 91.0% |
| Sam Willis | 134 / 151 | 88.7% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.77 |
| Appreciation | 0.76 |
| Boundary setting | 0.75 |
| Checking in | 0.64 |
| Deep sharing | 0.73 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.68 |
| Encouragement | 0.71 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.72 |
| Frustration | 0.65 |
| Humor | 0.74 |
| Planning | 0.70 |
| Request | 0.69 |
| Sexting | 0.85 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Unmet need | 0.50 |
| Vulnerability | 0.65 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 10:43:49
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I bro…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I bro…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh last night I was texting the family something like random about cops and then I said by the way, my new obsession is watching police body cam footage on YouTube and then my brother's like sent me a link to Midwest safety…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, that’s awesome
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re the best
- Context · · Dave
Also: you’re welcome 😉
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Into dumbass roles
- Context · · Dave
Is she going to take it?
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s awesome for her!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel bad for Brian but meh not really
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. 7% raise
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Sure you can
- Context · · Sam Willis
If these idiots even let me sleep
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re the best
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
Good luck
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Chicken strips are always a safe bet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh mannnn maybe some coldstone!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
They’re good… and they’re reasonably healthy.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why don’t you love me
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
They’re like bye bitch
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Your freeloading ass can’t stay here
- Context · · Sam Willis
OMG I’M GONNA GET A HONEY BEE TATTOO!!!!
- Context · · Dave
That hilarious This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hi. 😊
- Context · · Dave
Hi
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sure you can
- Context · · Sam Willis
If these idiots even let me sleep
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re the best
Checking in
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I bro…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you’ll be on sabbatical
- Context · · Dave
If you are still here, I’ll be waiting for you in your room when you’ve given everyone some excuse about not feeling good and going up early or whatever 😉
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did you have your interview?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, gonna send you audio
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, first she was a couple minutes late and then like we had just gotten started and she was like I am so sorry. I need to be back for some reason at my door and I wasn't expecting anybody but I'm like good Lord. The roll so…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
And still a 58.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Into dumbass roles
- Detected signal · · Dave
Is she going to take it?
- Context · · Dave
That’s awesome for her!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel bad for Brian but meh not really
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station…
- Context · · Dave
I love that strategy with midland
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Did you have your interview?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, gonna send you audio
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, first she was a couple minutes late and then like we had just gotten started and she was like I am so sorry. I need to be back for some reason at my door and I wasn't expecting anybody but I'm like good Lord. The roll so…
- Context · · Dave
That does sound pretty cool!
- Context · · Dave
What is the company?
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. 7% raise
- Context · · Sam Willis
She just told Brian
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well he didn’t choose her or anything
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like all of a sudden it was just hey these are your new ppl.
- Context · · Dave
It’s his own fault
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cool cool
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just got my ass virtually handed to me presenting that scenario to the SLT
- Detected signal · · Dave
Like, it wasn’t feasible enough or whatever?
- Context · · Dave
How so?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, that it wasn't feasible but the thing is these numbers are given to us directly from the stakeholder and then the calculation we're using is directly from EORM and they're like well that's a bullshit calculation, cause…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
But now I’m 100% sure it was definitely a fart
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It was not!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’d blame it on the dogs, if anything 😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Brian is such a little bitch So I posted in the leadership team chat I said seven open positions or whatever I missed and then people were like going down the list. I guess Rachel Kelly is gonna have a roll. Rachel O'Neill l…
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I bro…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
score 0.79 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bears over here making Lexi seem like a saint 😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I am pretty annoyed with Justin We're doing the stupid annual scenario analysis and he's doing the ransom one for tossed and I just feel like he hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible so lik…
- Detected signal · · Dave
That sucks
- Context · · Dave
Oof
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Rachel, my Rachel, literally just got an offer to go into model risk
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station…
- Detected signal · · Dave
I love that strategy with midland
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
- Context · · Dave
Bruh… look up a recap on YOUTUBE
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, gonna send you audio
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, first she was a couple minutes late and then like we had just gotten started and she was like I am so sorry. I need to be back for some reason at my door and I wasn't expecting anybody but I'm like good Lord. The roll so…
- Detected signal · · Dave
That does sound pretty cool!
- Context · · Dave
What is the company?
- Context · · Dave
Full remote?
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Full remote?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Clover Health
- Detected signal · · Dave
That would be a great experience for you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Full remote
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’d get to build at midland too
Excitement
Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
You could hire me to be your technical advisor
- Context · · Dave
Building the thing
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Absolutely
- Context · · Dave
We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
- Context · · Sam Willis
I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely
- Context · · Dave
We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh can’t think about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Flirting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean I doubt I’ll still be here but leadership meetings in Texas are scheduled 10/26-10/28
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you’ll be on sabbatical
- Detected signal · · Dave
If you are still here, I’ll be waiting for you in your room when you’ve given everyone some excuse about not feeling good and going up early or whatever 😉
- Context · · Dave
Did you have your interview?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, gonna send you audio
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably something Zander did. So ridiculous lol
- Context · · Dave
And yes, bed time 💕
- Detected signal · · Dave
Guess what baby
- Context · · Dave
I love you very much 🥰
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bed time!
Frustration
Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You won’t get stuck that way
- Context · · Dave
lol… how many more weeks can I do this job
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah. The Buckys thing is retarded.
- Context · · Dave
Sure, it’s cool… and they have good shit… but it IS just a gas station lol
- Context · · Dave
She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
- Context · · Sam Willis
I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh can’t think about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally I cannot even imagine lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Side note. Lady didn’t even take any notes during our call so I feel like that was a bad sign
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe
- Context · · Dave
She probably recorded it
Humor
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I woke up late this morning, so that sucks I just just now got to the office Where I do not want to be that is for sure oh my God I started to use a my work own day But I didn't. I bro…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And good morning ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station…
- Context · · Dave
I love that strategy with midland
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
- Context · · Dave
Bruh… look up a recap on YOUTUBE
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I love that strategy with midland
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Bruh… look up a recap on YOUTUBE
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
Planning
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score 0.73 · confidence 0.6545
- Context · · Dave
She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅
- Context · · Dave
She must have made a hell of a first impression 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Planning now she said in her post that this was shortly after she had mentioned like somehow came up in the car on the way there that she worked alongside the Phoenix Police Department with I don't know what her job is but a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh last night I was texting the family something like random about cops and then I said by the way, my new obsession is watching police body cam footage on YouTube and then my brother's like sent me a link to Midwest safety…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, that’s awesome
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Building the thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely
- Detected signal · · Dave
We’d probably have to have in person meetings at least every quarter to do deep dives on governance
- Context · · Sam Willis
I went years before. I can do it again. 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh can’t think about it
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Aaaaaand… nap time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh!
- Detected signal · · Dave
What time are we checking in today?
- Context · · Dave
You forgot?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
After 130 my time
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’d get to build at midland too
- Context · · Sam Willis
It totally would
- Detected signal · · Dave
You could hire me to be your technical advisor
- Context · · Dave
Building the thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I am pretty annoyed with Justin We're doing the stupid annual scenario analysis and he's doing the ransom one for tossed and I just feel like he hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible so lik…
- Context · · Dave
That sucks
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oof
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Rachel, my Rachel, literally just got an offer to go into model risk
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 30 min ago
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh!
- Context · · Dave
What time are we checking in today?
- Detected signal · · Dave
You forgot?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
After 130 my time
- Context · · Sam Willis
No I did not forget 🤪
Sexting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean I doubt I’ll still be here but leadership meetings in Texas are scheduled 10/26-10/28
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you’ll be on sabbatical
- Detected signal · · Dave
If you are still here, I’ll be waiting for you in your room when you’ve given everyone some excuse about not feeling good and going up early or whatever 😉
- Context · · Dave
Did you have your interview?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, gonna send you audio
Status update
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I really gotta start getting ready for work, but also I just happened to open up Facebook and the top post was a woman same on the are we dating the same guy page that this guy fucking Left her at the fucking gas station…
- Context · · Dave
I love that strategy with midland
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Bruh… look up a recap on YOUTUBE
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
You won’t get stuck that way
- Context · · Dave
lol… how many more weeks can I do this job
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Well this is a good idea. Lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
You won’t get stuck that way
- Context · · Dave
lol… how many more weeks can I do this job
- Context · · Dave
Yeah. The Buckys thing is retarded.
Vulnerability
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score 0.66 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so shooketh you drove yourself in!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Damnnnn with house of the dragon
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I do not wanna fucking work today even though I'm home I just don't Anyway This week is also pretty packed too with meetings. It'd be nice to take a sick day. Anyway I was gonna say next week is a short week tho…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, the Buckys opens I think it's today people have been lined up for like over 24 hours for a Buckys People are fucking idiots There's people who are so fucking excited and cannot fucking wait and then there's people who…
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK it just opened 23 minutes ago and hundreds were lined up
score 0.87 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sigh. When am I gonna even see you againnnnnn
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally I cannot even imagine lol
- Context · · Dave
Omg can you even imagine if you hired me lmao
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Emerson crates him when he leaves for work, which he hasn’t yet today
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bears over here making Lexi seem like a saint 😂😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I am pretty annoyed with Justin We're doing the stupid annual scenario analysis and he's doing the ransom one for tossed and I just feel like he hasn't done his like asking around to see what was even fucking feasible so lik…
- Context · · Dave
That sucks
- Context · · Dave
Oof