2026-08-12
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[2026-08-12 07:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work, but I think maybe working out last night Helped I'm fucking starving that's the only thing about working out at night. Is that wake up in the morning fucking just completely famished like my stomach growling as I sit here I'll go get some breakfast Everybody eats down here at the café. I guess it's pretty good. Maybe I'll try that out. I got a couple like protein bars or whatever but nothing real food. So yeah Oh You know what else I realized is I Just like I do when I leave you messages in the morning When I start working out a lot, I yawn like constantly for the first 10 minutes of a workout So That's interesting Must have something to do with like I mean, I think it does have something to do with getting oxygen in. We're like cooling off the brain of her that's part of it like so when you start. When it starts working, your brain starts working up and needs to be cooled off and yawning in brings more air across the bottom of your pallet or whatever and That prep schools right now I don't know. Maybe it's bullshit. Or maybe you just need more oxygen cause I don't know if your brain like heats up when it works. I mean, that sounds kind of dumb. It's not a combustion engine. But maybe I don't know More oxygen though, and then yawning is like a way to get more oxygen Tired So anyway, going to work hope you slept good What have you got you're working remote today why is that you have something going on today? I forget. What was happening there or if it's just because? Well, either way, hope you get to sleep in a little bit I might try to hit the gym again tonight, but we'll see back and biceps yesterday. I think I'm gonna stay away from doing legs, which I hate the idea of but My hip is Not been doing so great, so I don't wanna aggravate it Just about every leg exercise And even some other like exercising, I can hurt it just picking up weights sometimes So that's a bummer but Yeah, oh, I'm gonna go buy that your gym that's not new but that other gym today earlier than I did yesterday their website says they're open till eight or so the staff is there till eight But they weren't there yesterday at 7:30 and I called somebody coming out and they said there was no staff there. They leave at five. So that's whatever Nothing really interesting is happening It's just Regular shit Yeah, made some more rocker docs And that is life All right baby doll I miss you and I love you and you are the most lovely and beautiful woman in the world. Any thoughts on getting your haircut? Still doing that or did you move onto something else? Anyway, cannot wait to talk to you today and I'll see you later bye
[2026-08-12 08:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-12 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end up doing that fucking weight loss challenge but we sending it to 90 days so not just before Labor Day and so I weigh myself this morning not pretty. Not pretty so anyway then we had to give our target weight at the 90 days so I'm trying to lose like 15 to 18 pounds But a girl can dream All right well I'm sorry your head is hurting Remind me At any moment in my life because I never do so All right, well I need to dial into this webinar thing and then I'm sure for the leading with executive presence. I'm gonna have to be on camera for three fucking hours. That's gonna be fun. I look. I literally just woke up like I don't know 30 minutes ago so I look lovely. All right, talk to you later bye
[2026-08-12 09:09:00] Dave: Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Dave: Idk. But it was gross
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Dave: Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Ew
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Dave: Yeah it was like… gamy?
[2026-08-12 09:10:00] Sam Willis: I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
[2026-08-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Literally brand new
[2026-08-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: First time used
[2026-08-12 09:17:00] Dave: Lmao wtf
[2026-08-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-12 09:17:00] Sam Willis: And the little shit Lexi chewed it off herself
[2026-08-12 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-08-12 09:18:00] Sam Willis: I can’t with those 2. Im getting them training when I move
[2026-08-12 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Then Loki bucked right out of her collar as the lady was trying to walk her in
[2026-08-12 09:19:00] Dave: Probably not a bad idea
[2026-08-12 09:54:00] Sam Willis: I can’t tell if Mike Gordon is saying the AI version of me is hott???
[2026-08-12 09:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-12 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Ummm
[2026-08-12 09:54:00] Sam Willis: What’s happening here…
[2026-08-12 09:55:00] Dave: Where does that mother fucker work?
[2026-08-12 09:55:00] Sam Willis: So I just laugh bc I’m awkward 🙃
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Sam Willis: lol well at home
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Sam Willis: But also. We never talk except for about zscaler oversight lol
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Phoenix
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Dave: He best stay in his lane lest he wants his gd house burned down 😡😡😡
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Although. 🤔 now that I think about it. He is poly
[2026-08-12 09:56:00] Sam Willis: But isn’t that a weird GIF to use?!?
[2026-08-12 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Last I knew they all lived together
[2026-08-12 09:57:00] Sam Willis: He’s married and has a girlfriend
[2026-08-12 09:57:00] Dave: Interesting
[2026-08-12 14:07:00] Sam Willis: God I have so much shit to do 😭😭😭😭
[2026-08-12 14:09:00] Dave: It’s so ridiculous
[2026-08-12 14:09:00] Sam Willis: Humans are not meant to be on calls for fucking 8 hours
[2026-08-12 14:10:00] Dave: And did the landscaper or pest guy ever show up?
[2026-08-12 14:10:00] Dave: Have any of your calls had a measurable difference toward anything
[2026-08-12 14:11:00] Dave: I’m feeling pretty meh and I’m going to take a nap
[2026-08-12 14:16:00] Sam Willis: Have a good nap baby
[2026-08-12 15:09:00] Sam Willis: I do NOT want to have my 1x1 with gabby at 2 today. I can’t possibly work up the care I need for a 1x1
[2026-08-12 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Did you get a nap in?
[2026-08-12 15:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it was all right. It was short but that's. It's fine, I guess Yeah, I can't imagine you Keep it on calls so much I can only imagine how far from that at least it sounds like the executive presence one was wasn't so bad But Gabby Heading up to that gym I think I told you about Sorry, somebody's in traffic doing something weird Yeah, so I'm heading up to the gym at 24 hour gym that I told you about and seeing if I can catch somebody there to sign up for it so I want to go to fucking fitness anymore. God I hate that place.
[2026-08-12 15:55:00] Dave: Is gabs your last meeting at least?
[2026-08-12 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Thennnn I’m taking a damn nap
[2026-08-12 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Yes kind of. The bank is supposed to call me at 230. FML
[2026-08-12 16:01:00] Dave: Yeah. I bet you’re toast mentally
[2026-08-12 16:02:00] Dave: Yes!
[2026-08-12 16:02:00] Dave: $100 signup fee, $10/month
[2026-08-12 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Did you get into the gym
[2026-08-12 16:03:00] Dave: 24/7/365 access
[2026-08-12 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Nice! So are you canceling with planet fitness or were you just paying month to month?
[2026-08-12 16:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s a lot smaller right?
[2026-08-12 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Did it look nice inside?
[2026-08-12 16:07:00] Dave: CAN you even cancel a membership at PF lol?.. I can upgrade my account with 2 clicks in the app but there’s NOWHERE to cancel in there.
[2026-08-12 16:07:00] Dave: CAN you even cancel a membership at PF lol?.. I can upgrade my account with 2 clicks in the app but there’s NOWHERE to cancel in there.
[2026-08-12 16:09:00] Dave: Yeah it’s smaller, less cardio equipment, more free weights. It’s much more old-school.
[2026-08-12 16:24:00] Sam Willis: I’M FREE!!
[2026-08-12 16:24:00] Sam Willis: And gabby is so sweet too. I feel so bad that I’m always a time I talk to her
[2026-08-12 16:25:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-12 16:25:00] Dave: I’m sure it was fine
[2026-08-12 16:25:00] Sam Willis: I tried to muster energy
[2026-08-12 16:26:00] Dave: Oh 100%
[2026-08-12 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Bc they want you to call them
[2026-08-12 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Bc they want you to call them
[2026-08-12 16:26:00] Dave: Oh 100%
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Dave: Buuuut.. fuck them
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Dave: Buuuut.. fuck them
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Sam Willis: We have time so this shit isn’t important to me
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Dave: What’s it about?
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Dave: Oh and did you ever read your inspection report?
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I don’t answer
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh shit. I forgot about the bank going to call me
[2026-08-12 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Just to go over the loan terms
[2026-08-12 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Yes I did. And told my realtor I am good with it
[2026-08-12 16:28:00] Dave: Yeah, skip it
[2026-08-12 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Indiana seems veryyyyy loose compared to AZ
[2026-08-12 16:28:00] Dave: How do you mean?
[2026-08-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So here you have very strict timelines for providing information So like sellers have to provide the past five years of house claims like homeowners insurance claims, even if there aren't only had to provide documentation from the insurance companies that there were no claims so we had to provide that to the buyer we have to provide HOA fees and like we have to contact our HOA because there's transfer fees there's like other fucking bullshit fees whenever somebody moves in and then they have to get set up with the HOA. The HOA sends them all of their. Like CCR's the rules all that's for stuff what else I have to do There was something else in there oh maybe I'm thinking of the solar piece which isn't relevant but also like the disclosures here in Arizona are insane compared to the disclosures that the sellers have to fill out in and it was like fucking nothing in Indiana. It's like 10 fucking pages here. So anyway, I have an HOA at my new place and so I texted my realtor a few hours ago and I haven't heard back but I was like am I supposed to be receiving anything about the HOA like are fees associated with this? Like
[2026-08-12 16:31:00] Sam Willis: God damnit. Bank called and I’m answering lol
[2026-08-12 16:31:00] Dave: Did you ever watch that crazy episode of mw safety I sent you?
[2026-08-12 16:32:00] Dave: The one I said was the best one I’d ever seen
[2026-08-12 16:32:00] Sam Willis: The sad one?
[2026-08-12 16:32:00] Dave: Yeah?
[2026-08-12 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Sweet the call is already over OK, I'll watch it. This is the one where I think you look like the guy died. OK I'm gonna watch it as I lay in bed right now. Also, this is fucking crazy but my realtor here just texted and said that. I can start signing clothing docs as early as Friday this Friday and then there will just be a few things. I need to sign closer to, but like I can take care of all this shit before. Before I actually move, I mean, I had to take care of the shit before I move but like last time I did this I feel like I was signing closing dogs like just a day or two before closed but now it's like weeks crazy
[2026-08-12 16:41:00] Sam Willis: This one?
[2026-08-12 16:41:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-EggVpQWXY Midwest Safety 142K likes, 35K comments. "The Murder of Trooper Hare"
[2026-08-12 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Well it’s over an hour long so that will be a later tonight thing. Hehe
[2026-08-12 16:42:00] Dave: I didn’t read the title before I watched it.
[2026-08-12 16:42:00] Dave: It auto played
[2026-08-12 16:43:00] Dave: Oh that’s awesome you can be signing stuff already
[2026-08-12 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. She’s been attached to me all day
[2026-08-12 16:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-12 16:47:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-08-12 16:48:00] Dave: And must be nice 🤤
[2026-08-12 16:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wish I always attached to you all day, but the real reason that I'm messaging you is because I like a complaint from a jerk off adapter client who on customer who set up His like his thing was broken is whatever that's fine but I replaced it right away, but like you know how I spray my packages with Perfume right so I've gotten multiple comments that people that you know love that think that is a nice touch right so I do I think that's pretty cool anyway dude that messaged me today after he told me about what was wrong with the thing he said, and the package reeked of perfume It's like Reeked is a fucking It seems like a harsh word to use there like I don't know it kind of offended me. I'm not gonna lie. I was still like whatever nice the guy but still like I'm kind of like fuck you douche then I saw this from New Jersey and I was like oh I guess that fucking There you go that explains it anyway have a good nap bye
[2026-08-12 18:01:00] Sam Willis: What a fucking douche
[2026-08-12 18:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry you have to deal with assholes
[2026-08-12 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Sorry my product doesn’t smell like a dirty dick!!
[2026-08-12 18:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m mad for you!!
[2026-08-12 18:01:00] Dave: He’s actually the first one tbh
[2026-08-12 18:02:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-08-12 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Sorry for riling you up again. Ppl suck
[2026-08-12 18:02:00] Dave: Ok now I’m mad again too 🤭
[2026-08-12 18:03:00] Dave: No I’m jk
[2026-08-12 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Nap was ok but now I’m very stressed bc I’m watching MW safety and someone is in a pursuit and they have a tiny puppy in the car and she’s crashing AND I’M SO STRESSED
[2026-08-12 18:04:00] Dave: Oh no!
[2026-08-12 18:05:00] Sam Willis: can I spoil the episode for you. In a bit when I’m in the car
[2026-08-12 18:10:00] Dave: Hahaha yes
[2026-08-12 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, well I kind of see this as a dick move, but this woman was pulled over on the side of the road in Tennessee and she is trying to change tire and She has this car that she's changing the tire on that she's had parked there for a while and then she's actually driving another car and she has her daughter in the car with her daughter. Must be old enough to drive. Maybe I'm assuming but we don't ever see the daughter but anyway then they have this tiny little miniature dachshund who's also a puppy so it's like way little. The cop pulls up as a thing any help and she was like yeah actually I do. It's always helping her and Wally's helping her change a tire he must've had them run the plates which maybe it's just like standard protocol I don't fucking know but anyway come to find out she has fucking warrants and so then he arrest her and of course she does not wanna be arrested so she takes off in the car that they just they didn't even finish changing the tire it's on a fucking spare wait so they did finish changing the tire they put the spare on. But you know how the spares you're not supposed to drive like higher than 50 miles an hour anyway so now she's in a fucking pursuit in this spare tire car with the fucking puppy she left the other car with her daughter in it like I said who knows how fucking older daughter is and then she obviously lost control the fucking car and crashed hard into two other people They went off into the meeting and almost went into the other side of the interstate and I get all this could've been avoided if she hadn't run, but also like why you gotta run the license plate like can't you just do a nice thing I don't know it feels kinda like a dick move. Luckily, the puppy was not fucking hurt, but the people who she hit were super fucking shaken up as they should be and the cop was all banged up too. Somehow, I don't know he got blood all over him probably cause he shouted the glass and then like some good Samaritan was helping him and I was shocked because the good Samaritan was like giving orders. As well to the woman till I get out of the car and I can't believe that the cop like let him be involved like that you know what I mean and I truly feel like the only reason that was is because this is a southern state there's no fucking way most other states like would allow another fucking just random citizen to Be involved like that it's crazy anyway still the point is kind of a tick move
[2026-08-12 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Like do cops have to run the plates on every single car they come up on and stop next to
[2026-08-12 18:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, they have to run the plates. Well, they call them in anyway and a standard procedure for dispatch to run them for exactly this reason like you don't know if you're running up on somebody who just killed five cops and has a worn out for their arrest you know But yeah, it does feel kinda like a dick help somebody but thank God the dog was all right and the good Samaritan shit that's fucking crazy like yeah no way that would fly like with most people I wouldn't think but it might've just been easier to go with it rather than like making him stop and giving this lady commands and whatever
[2026-08-12 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Fineeeeeee I get it but Jesus
[2026-08-12 18:24:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, the good Samaritan thing was crazy because the dude had no back up so and he had already busted his hand pretty good from smashing out the glass in her car and so I think maybe honestly he was a little relieved to have the help but like this good Samaritan took the puppy he also literally helped Hold the suspect and get the handcuffs on her. I could not believe this. I kept watching it being like this has to be an undercover cop like there's no way he's not even saying anything to this guy about my back up. I got it you know stay back nothing I was just like what is happening here. So crazy
[2026-08-12 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: But also like Can cops just run the plate then on I guess they can technically run anybody but like I mean, he didn't have to stop and ask her if she needs help so I guess since she was kind of parked there, could he have runner plate anyway like it just sounds like nobody saves. We're all getting checked up on.
[2026-08-12 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Way to do him dirty!
[2026-08-12 18:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-12 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Ok this kid is one of Kai’s classmates but did the mom REALLY have to say “severe acne on his neck and back”
[2026-08-12 18:48:00] Dave: Right?? Damn
[2026-08-12 18:48:00] Dave: That’s cold
[2026-08-12 18:54:00] Sam Willis: God I am literally dripping sweat just loading my car up at Costco
[2026-08-12 18:57:00] Dave: Fucking the sun 🙄
[2026-08-12 18:57:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-12 18:58:00] Sam Willis: It’s even a bit cloudy today!!
[2026-08-12 19:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am so incredibly excited for me to be in a place where it rains and it doesn't just rain fucking dust. It doesn't actually rain dust but when it rains here all it does is. Make all it does is I can't explain it it just Makes puddles of dust and dirt. I don't know it's just I hate it.
[2026-08-12 19:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, you are almost on your way out and I know exactly what you mean about the dust brain thing. I parked in the garage now so it's not a big deal but like or actually when my neighborhood was still under destruction like it was just a constant dust NATO around. Around my house as well dry ass construction dirt getting blown around So my distance was like basic inside of my house basically sandblasted from all the torrential red winds and full of dust and anyway the cars would be covered for dust and whenever it rained or sprinkled it would just be like gross dust odd stuff so I think I know what you mean and yeah It's gonna be nice for you to be some more work wish I was
[2026-08-12 19:31:00] Sam Willis: Worked out again?! Good for you!
[2026-08-12 19:32:00] Dave: Just got here
[2026-08-12 19:33:00] Dave: It’s soooo much better
[2026-08-12 19:33:00] Dave: The new place
[2026-08-12 19:49:00] Sam Willis: Random but do you have State Farm for auto insurance?
[2026-08-12 19:49:00] Dave: I don’t member when or exactly why
[2026-08-12 19:49:00] Dave: No I had them for a long time but I switched to USAA
[2026-08-12 19:50:00] Dave: But I think SF pissed me off after being a customer for like 20 years
[2026-08-12 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Never mind then. They’re giving away a dividend to any auto policy holders from 2025. I’m jealous. I don’t have them.
[2026-08-12 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea
[2026-08-12 19:52:00] Sam Willis: The insurance run around
[2026-08-12 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Oh it might have been the whole racket with the car
[2026-08-12 19:52:00] Dave: No, that was Kia
[2026-08-12 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Bitches
[2026-08-12 20:19:00] Sam Willis: You’re doing amazing!
[2026-08-12 20:19:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-08-12 20:19:00] Dave: It rains there??
[2026-08-12 20:19:00] Dave: Ugh. Fuck working out bro
[2026-08-12 20:19:00] Sam Willis: It’s pouring rain here 🥳🥳🥳 I ain’t doing shit
[2026-08-12 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Apparently!! Yasssss
[2026-08-12 20:35:00] Sam Willis: God I love the fake cop videos. What are these people THINKING!!! Delusional
[2026-08-12 20:35:00] Dave: Dude they’re sooo cringe
[2026-08-12 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely insane
[2026-08-12 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Like do they actually believe what they are saying
[2026-08-12 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Are they that deranged that they actually think they are officers??? I’m so confused lol
[2026-08-12 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm what???
[2026-08-12 20:37:00] Dave: There are 2 major categories…
[2026-08-12 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Direct officers of the Supreme Court
[2026-08-12 20:37:00] Sam Willis: He’s a “recovery agent” under the US Supreme Court
[2026-08-12 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Absolute fucking weirdos
[2026-08-12 20:39:00] Dave: The nerds who got picked on and were too nerdy to and lame to actually get police - and they need the “authority” to make them feel big. And the ones who are straight up taking advantage of people like those 2 black “Indians” running guns.
[2026-08-12 20:40:00] Sam Willis: I dunno man
[2026-08-12 20:42:00] Sam Willis: I really can’t. I am negative vacation days. I’m sorry. I don’t have enough to even move but I’m going more in the hole bc I have to
[2026-08-12 20:42:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZNJOU2kBB8 Midwest Patrol 6.7K likes, 3.2K comments. "Fake Cop Tries Outsmarting Real Police....
[2026-08-12 20:42:00] Dave: I’m pretty sure you already shot me down on this… but there’s no way you can manage an extra day or two here after the leadership offsite? The Disney trip I don’t have to go on starts the 29th 🤦♂️
[2026-08-12 20:43:00] Dave: It’s ok 😊
[2026-08-12 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Why would it be?
[2026-08-12 20:45:00] Dave: Do you think the offsite will be the last time we see each other?
[2026-08-12 20:45:00] Sam Willis: What?
[2026-08-12 20:46:00] Sam Willis: It’ll be the last time this year, I’m sure
[2026-08-12 20:46:00] Dave: I mean, I hope it isn’t.
[2026-08-12 20:47:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-12 21:01:00] Sam Willis: https://www.facebook.com/reel/4427117797547672/ 71K views | 10 Phoenix
[2026-08-12 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I saw the bearcats I was bringing the dogs home!! They are legit demolishing the home to get to the guy. wtf
[2026-08-12 21:12:00] Dave: Hehehe, I love that you know they’re called Bearcats - presumably from your newfound love of bodycam videos 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-08-12 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Oh 💯 lol
[2026-08-12 21:53:00] Dave: Me and Berryboi are calling it a night sweetiepie
[2026-08-12 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Good night!! Give Bear a kiss for me. Sweet dreams and I’ll talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-12 21:54:00] Dave: I will! Nite nite, I love you
[2026-08-12 21:54:00] Sam Willis: I love you too
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DAY OVERVIEW Dave and Sam navigate a busy workday, balancing exercise and professional commitments. Their conversation shifts from playful banter to deeper emotional undertones as the day progresses, highlighting their affection and support for each other amidst life's challenges.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Work & Exercise Routines - What was said: Dave works out, feels good, and is starving. Sam shares her experience with a weight loss challenge, aiming to lose 15-18 pounds over 90 days. Dave plans to avoid leg exercises due to a hip issue and signs up for a new gym. - Emotional register: Positive, determined, and lighthearted. - Notable quotes: "I'm fucking starving... I think maybe it does have something to do with like getting oxygen in."
- Professional Obligations
- What was said: Sam expresses frustration with long work calls and a demanding schedule. Dave offers to cancel a gym plan to support her.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, supportive.
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Notable quotes: "Humans are not meant to be on calls for fucking 8 hours."
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Home & Moving Plans
- What was said: Sam discusses the complexities of selling and buying a house, including HOA fees and legal paperwork. She shares excitement for signing documents and moving to a place where it rains.
- Emotional register: Excited, anxious.
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Notable quotes: "I am so incredibly excited for me to be in a place where it rains..."
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Personal Interests & Entertainment
- What was said: Sam shares her thoughts on a Midwest Safety video, with a discussion on the ethical and practical aspects of police interventions, and the episode's emotional impact on her.
- Emotional register: Engaged, thoughtful.
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Notable quotes: "I was shocked because the good Samaritan was like giving orders."
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Family & Pets
- What was said: Sam mentions her dogs, their antics, and plans for their training, indicating their importance in her life.
- Emotional register: Amused, affectionate.
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Notable quotes: "I can’t with those 2. I’m getting them training when I move."
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Family & Relationships
- What was said: Sam and Dave discuss feelings about the potential last time seeing each other before the offsite and moving, emphasizing their emotional connection and the impact of physical separation.
- Emotional register: Reflective, tender, and slightly melancholic.
- Notable quotes: "I mean, I hope it isn’t. Yeah."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - No explicit sexual or physical content is present in the conversation.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam initiates discussions about work and home, expressing frustration and excitement. Dave provides emotional support and understanding, offering to adjust his plans to accommodate Sam's needs. There is a clear dynamic of mutual support and affection, with a hint of melancholy towards the end regarding their potential separation.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I'm fucking starving... I think maybe it does have something to do with like getting oxygen in." — Dave, on the effects of working out. - "Humans are not meant to be on calls for fucking 8 hours." — Sam, expressing frustration with work calls. - "I am so incredibly excited for me to be in a place where it rains..." — Sam, looking forward to her move. - "God I have so much shit to do!" — Sam, feeling overwhelmed with tasks. - "I can’t with those 2. I’m getting them training when I move." — Sam, on her dogs. - "I mean, I hope it isn’t. Yeah." — Dave, in response to the possibility of the offsite being their last time together.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The unresolved topic of the potential last time seeing each other before Sam's move. - The discussion on the Midwest Safety video, with its ethical and emotional implications, which may be revisited. - The anticipation and planning around Sam's move, including the signing of documents, which is a significant life change for her. - The lighthearted but ongoing theme of support and affection between Dave and Sam, despite the challenges of distance and separation.
MOOD MAP Curious → Supportive → Reflective → Tender → Melancholic
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
177
20.1 fewer; previous daily average 197.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
22
2.9 fewer; previous daily average 24.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 76 · 43% | 101 · 57% |
| Average reply time | 2m 11s (n=44) | 3m 14s (n=42) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 11s (n=44). 26% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 57s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 329 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 14s (n=42). 5% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 5s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 329 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 8.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 58.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 14s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 177 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Frustration (18), Status update (17), Humor (12), Checking in (8), Affection (7)
- Sam Willis: Status update (32), Frustration (15), Checking in (9), Vulnerability (7), Affection (5)
Tension and positive follow-ups
12 of 28 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (43%).
16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 20s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 28 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
- Context · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
Ew
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
And the little shit Lexi chewed it off herself
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t with those 2. Im getting them training when I move
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then Loki bucked right out of her collar as the lady was trying to walk her in
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
159 of 177 messages (89.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 71 / 76 | 93.4% |
| Sam Willis | 88 / 101 | 87.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.75 |
| Boundary setting | 0.67 |
| Checking in | 0.65 |
| Deep sharing | 0.60 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.74 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.70 |
| Status update | 0.65 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:19:08
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Have any of your calls had a measurable difference toward anything
- Context · · Dave
I’m feeling pretty meh and I’m going to take a nap
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Have a good nap baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do NOT want to have my 1x1 with gabby at 2 today. I can’t possibly work up the care I need for a 1x1
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get a nap in?
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh. She’s been attached to me all day
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe
- Context · · Dave
And must be nice 🤤
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wish I always attached to you all day, but the real reason that I'm messaging you is because I like a complaint from a jerk off adapter client who on customer who set up His like his thing was broken is wha…
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
God damnit. Bank called and I’m answering lol
- Context · · Dave
Did you ever watch that crazy episode of mw safety I sent you?
- Detected signal · · Dave
The one I said was the best one I’d ever seen
- Context · · Sam Willis
The sad one?
- Context · · Dave
Yeah?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I didn’t read the title before I watched it.
- Context · · Dave
It auto played
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh that’s awesome you can be signing stuff already
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh. She’s been attached to me all day
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’m feeling pretty meh and I’m going to take a nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have a good nap baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I do NOT want to have my 1x1 with gabby at 2 today. I can’t possibly work up the care I need for a 1x1
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get a nap in?
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it was all right. It was short but that's. It's fine, I guess Yeah, I can't imagine you Keep it on calls so much I can only imagine how far from that at least it sounds like the executive presence one…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What’s it about?
- Context · · Dave
Oh and did you ever read your inspection report?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe I don’t answer
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh shit. I forgot about the bank going to call me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just to go over the loan terms
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just to go over the loan terms
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I did. And told my realtor I am good with it
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah, skip it
- Context · · Sam Willis
Indiana seems veryyyyy loose compared to AZ
- Context · · Dave
How do you mean?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
- Context · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have a good nap baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do NOT want to have my 1x1 with gabby at 2 today. I can’t possibly work up the care I need for a 1x1
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Did you get a nap in?
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it was all right. It was short but that's. It's fine, I guess Yeah, I can't imagine you Keep it on calls so much I can only imagine how far from that at least it sounds like the executive presence one…
- Context · · Dave
Is gabs your last meeting at least?
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
can I spoil the episode for you. In a bit when I’m in the car
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yes
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well I kind of see this as a dick move, but this woman was pulled over on the side of the road in Tennessee and she is trying to change tire and She has this car that she's changing the tire on that she's had parked ther…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Like do cops have to run the plates on every single car they come up on and stop next to
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, they have to run the plates. Well, they call them in anyway and a standard procedure for dispatch to run them for exactly this reason like you don't know if you're running up on somebody who just kill…
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just to go over the loan terms
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I did. And told my realtor I am good with it
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah, skip it
- Context · · Sam Willis
Indiana seems veryyyyy loose compared to AZ
- Context · · Dave
How do you mean?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s pouring rain here 🥳🥳🥳 I ain’t doing shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
Apparently!! Yasssss
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
God I love the fake cop videos. What are these people THINKING!!! Delusional
- Context · · Dave
Dude they’re sooo cringe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely insane
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Dave
Dude they’re sooo cringe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely insane
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Like do they actually believe what they are saying
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are they that deranged that they actually think they are officers??? I’m so confused lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummmm what???
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Lmao wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And the little shit Lexi chewed it off herself
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t with those 2. Im getting them training when I move
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thennnn I’m taking a damn nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes kind of. The bank is supposed to call me at 230. FML
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah. I bet you’re toast mentally
- Context · · Dave
Yes!
- Context · · Dave
$100 signup fee, $10/month
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
And gabby is so sweet too. I feel so bad that I’m always a blob by the time I talk to her
- Context · · Dave
Lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m sure it was fine
- Context · · Sam Willis
I tried to muster energy
- Context · · Dave
Oh 100%
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
- Context · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t with those 2. Im getting them training when I move
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then Loki bucked right out of her collar as the lady was trying to walk her in
- Detected signal · · Dave
Probably not a bad idea
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t tell if Mike Gordon is saying the AI version of me is hott???
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well I kind of see this as a dick move, but this woman was pulled over on the side of the road in Tennessee and she is trying to change tire and She has this car that she's changing the tire on that she's had parked ther…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Like do cops have to run the plates on every single car they come up on and stop next to
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, they have to run the plates. Well, they call them in anyway and a standard procedure for dispatch to run them for exactly this reason like you don't know if you're running up on somebody who just kill…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fineeeeeee I get it but Jesus
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, the good Samaritan thing was crazy because the dude had no back up so and he had already busted his hand pretty good from smashing out the glass in her car and so I think maybe honestly he was a little relieved to have…
Excitement
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes kind of. The bank is supposed to call me at 230. FML
- Context · · Dave
Yeah. I bet you’re toast mentally
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yes!
- Context · · Dave
$100 signup fee, $10/month
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get into the gym
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
CAN you even cancel a membership at PF lol?.. I can upgrade my account with 2 clicks in the app but there’s NOWHERE to cancel in there.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it’s smaller, less cardio equipment, more free weights. It’s much more old-school.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’M FREE!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And gabby is so sweet too. I feel so bad that I’m always a blob by the time I talk to her
- Context · · Dave
Lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Worked out again?! Good for you!
- Context · · Dave
Just got here
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s soooo much better
- Context · · Dave
The new place
- Context · · Sam Willis
Random but do you have State Farm for auto insurance?
Frustration
Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
- Context · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ew
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ew
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
Humor
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Context · · Dave
lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Dave
Executive presence. Sounds fun. You probably are going to have to be on camera 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Idk. But it was gross
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ew
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ew
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally brand new
- Context · · Sam Willis
First time used
Planning
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
And the little shit Lexi chewed it off herself
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I can’t with those 2. Im getting them training when I move
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then Loki bucked right out of her collar as the lady was trying to walk her in
- Context · · Dave
Probably not a bad idea
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you get into the gym
- Context · · Dave
24/7/365 access
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Nice! So are you canceling with planet fitness or were you just paying month to month?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s a lot smaller right?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did it look nice inside?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I really can’t. I am negative vacation days. I’m sorry. I don’t have enough to even move but I’m going more in the hole bc I have to
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZNJOU2kBB8 Midwest Patrol 6.7K likes, 3.2K comments. "Fake Cop Tries Outsmarting Real Police....
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m pretty sure you already shot me down on this… but there’s no way you can manage an extra day or two here after the leadership offsite? The Disney trip I don’t have to go on starts the 29th 🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
It’s ok 😊
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why would it be?
Request
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I tried to muster energy
- Context · · Dave
Oh 100%
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc they want you to call them
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc they want you to call them This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Oh 100% This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Oh 100%
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc they want you to call them
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc they want you to call them This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Oh 100% This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Buuuut.. fuck them This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Nap was ok but now I’m very stressed bc I’m watching MW safety and someone is in a pursuit and they have a tiny puppy in the car and she’s crashing AND I’M SO STRESSED
- Context · · Dave
Oh no!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
can I spoil the episode for you. In a bit when I’m in the car
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yes
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well I kind of see this as a dick move, but this woman was pulled over on the side of the road in Tennessee and she is trying to change tire and She has this car that she's changing the tire on that she's had parked ther…
Status update
Showing 3 of 49 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I'm at the office to take more Gummies last night. I'm at the office. And I feel OK today I slept pretty good I got up OK Don't feel terrible that going to work,…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: But anyway, did you get you some breakfast and how was it? It must be nice to work in a location where there's actually a good café. I wouldn't have no idea what that's like. But good for you for going to work out. I did end…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Literally brand new
- Context · · Sam Willis
First time used
- Context · · Dave
Lmao wtf
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally brand new
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
First time used
- Context · · Dave
Lmao wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
The nerds who got picked on and were too nerdy to and lame to actually get hired by the police - and they need the “authority” to make them feel big. And the ones who are straight up taking advantage of people like those 2 black “Indians”…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno man
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I really can’t. I am negative vacation days. I’m sorry. I don’t have enough to even move but I’m going more in the hole bc I have to
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZNJOU2kBB8 Midwest Patrol 6.7K likes, 3.2K comments. "Fake Cop Tries Outsmarting Real Police....
- Context · · Dave
I’m pretty sure you already shot me down on this… but there’s no way you can manage an extra day or two here after the leadership offsite? The Disney trip I don’t have to go on starts the 29th 🤦♂️
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Breakfast was ok. The sausage was gross
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ew
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah it was like… gamy?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love it when I sign myself up for this shit!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally brand new
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Phoenix
- Context · · Dave
He best stay in his lane lest he wants his gd house burned down 😡😡😡
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Although. 🤔 now that I think about it. He is poly
- Context · · Sam Willis
But isn’t that a weird GIF to use?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Last I knew they all lived together
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
He’s married and has a girlfriend
- Context · · Dave
Interesting
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
God I have so much shit to do 😭😭😭😭
- Context · · Dave
It’s so ridiculous
- Context · · Sam Willis
Humans are not meant to be on calls for fucking 8 hours