2026-06-18
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[2026-06-18 07:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-06-18 08:10:00] Dave: It’s pretty mid
[2026-06-18 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
[2026-06-18 08:10:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-18 08:11:00] Sam Willis: You don’t love me. I get it.
[2026-06-18 08:11:00] Dave: Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
[2026-06-18 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Side note
[2026-06-18 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-18 08:14:00] Sam Willis: Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
[2026-06-18 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Omg about Henry!
[2026-06-18 08:16:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t heard shit
[2026-06-18 08:16:00] Sam Willis: That’s sad 😔
[2026-06-18 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Hehe 7 inches
[2026-06-18 08:17:00] Sam Willis: No one tells me a damn thing
[2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: 50!?!!!
[2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: Wtfff bro lol
[2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: OK since you’re returning the ring this is my last opportunity to give you shit about your activity level
[2026-06-18 08:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 08:21:00] Dave: Idk 🤷♂️
[2026-06-18 08:21:00] Sam Willis: 🙄 lol
[2026-06-18 08:21:00] Dave: Yeah wtf lol
[2026-06-18 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Heheh
[2026-06-18 08:22:00] Dave: Idk if I ever mentioned it, but I love the emojis
[2026-06-18 08:25:00] Dave: I think I might get a new Apple Watch instead
[2026-06-18 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Okkayyyyyyyyy
[2026-06-18 08:25:00] Dave: It does the same health tracking stuff plus all the other things
[2026-06-18 08:34:00] Dave: Maybe you should get an Apple Watch
[2026-06-18 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-06-18 08:56:00] Dave: I was just looking at the Apple Watch Ultra 4th gen which is coming out this fall. It’s supposed to be noticeably smaller and more comfortable and have substantially upgraded sensors. So I might wait for that.
[2026-06-18 08:59:00] Dave: Hmmm… car nap?
[2026-06-18 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: For fucks sake, the freaking pool guy is supposed to come on Wednesdays. He messaged this happens often or he messages and he's like sorry I can't. I can't make it today and so I texted him yesterday I said can you come between six and seven otherwise I'll be home after one. He sure thing I'll let you know. He just messaged seven and said I'm 30 minutes away and I lied and I'm like I just left for work. The dogs are not locked up. Can you come this afternoon? Like if I wait here until eight for him to be done This is fucking stupid
[2026-06-18 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You know what I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Wednesdays are supposed to be his day. I accommodate the Wednesdays. I'm not gonna fucking feel bad that I'm not accommodating right now. Am I in the right? Why do I feel fucking bad?
[2026-06-18 09:04:00] Dave: You’re in the right
[2026-06-18 09:04:00] Dave: You fucking hmph that guy all you want!
[2026-06-18 09:05:00] Sam Willis: I might have been unclear when I said “anytime” but I specifically gave a window
[2026-06-18 09:05:00] Dave: Is he Mexican?
[2026-06-18 09:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 09:05:00] Dave: If Wednesdays are his day… Wednesdays are his day lol.
[2026-06-18 09:06:00] Dave: Yeeeeeeah
[2026-06-18 09:06:00] Dave: You did say whatever time works for you
[2026-06-18 09:06:00] Dave: So I retract my permission to hmph him
[2026-06-18 09:06:00] Dave: He should be hmphing YOU
[2026-06-18 09:07:00] Sam Willis: God damnit. I just apologized.
[2026-06-18 09:08:00] Dave: Ofc you did 🙃
[2026-06-18 09:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 09:49:00] Dave: No. Fuck team lunch
[2026-06-18 09:49:00] Dave: Yeeeeea! Get that workout!
[2026-06-18 09:50:00] Dave: Let’s goooo Midland!!
[2026-06-18 09:53:00] Dave: No. Only 1 finger on the trigger. Irl that would hurt your accuracy because you’d have two fingers pulling to the right and 1 fewer finger holding the grip to keep it steady
[2026-06-18 09:54:00] Dave: Lmao at the dream with the other girl 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-06-18 09:55:00] Dave: Hehehe 7 inches 🥵
[2026-06-18 09:57:00] Dave: I just want to go to sleep 😩😩😩
[2026-06-18 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Aww I’m sorry baby
[2026-06-18 09:59:00] Sam Willis: You’re getting there!!
[2026-06-18 09:59:00] Sam Willis: My shitty day is just starting 😭
[2026-06-18 09:59:00] Dave: True true
[2026-06-18 10:00:00] Dave: You know what’s total ass though?…
[2026-06-18 10:00:00] Dave: About 11
[2026-06-18 10:00:00] Sam Willis: You have like 90 minutes left
[2026-06-18 10:00:00] Sam Willis: When does everyone leave for team lunch
[2026-06-18 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Omg less than lol
[2026-06-18 10:01:00] Sam Willis: Stfu
[2026-06-18 10:01:00] Dave: Our team meeting is at 2:30 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-06-18 10:01:00] Sam Willis: Surely he will cancel it
[2026-06-18 10:01:00] Dave: He fuckin better
[2026-06-18 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Ugh must be nice
[2026-06-18 10:02:00] Dave: Gabby made some pretty good chocolate chip cookies though so that’s helpful 🤭
[2026-06-18 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Yummmm
[2026-06-18 10:03:00] Dave: It is
[2026-06-18 10:03:00] Dave: How were your chocolate chip cookies from subway?!
[2026-06-18 10:03:00] Dave: Oh!
[2026-06-18 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Amazing like always. The best thing ever
[2026-06-18 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m so grumpy. This office and it’s stupid yellow walls and these stupid meetings and these stupid ppl lol
[2026-06-18 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo why do I hate it so much
[2026-06-18 10:11:00] Dave: You’re just built different bro
[2026-06-18 10:11:00] Sam Willis: What’s weird is humans are so hard wired to need and thrive on other human connection
[2026-06-18 10:17:00] Sam Willis: On her desk. wtf.
[2026-06-18 10:17:00] Sam Willis: This lady is on camera and she has creepy clown things
[2026-06-18 10:25:00] Sam Willis: You can load me up though😉😉😂😂
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Dave: Ugh… Chris is skulking around looking for someone to talk to so I’m trying to ignore him. He just desk for like 15 seconds and I pretended like I didn’t see him
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Dave: 🍆🥵🥵🥵
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Dave!!!
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Does he do that often? Lol
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-18 10:27:00] Dave: 🍆🥵🥵🥵
[2026-06-18 10:28:00] Dave: Sorry bro, I’m busy sexting Sam Willis
[2026-06-18 10:28:00] Dave: Periodically
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Dave: It’s only 9 there!
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Sam Willis: I only have one more meeting. Let’s gooooooo
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Dave: Wow!!
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Sam Willis: Then I’m leaving at noon
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Dave: Finish that podcast 😉
[2026-06-18 10:58:00] Sam Willis: So I’ll sit here for 2 more hrs but that’s ok
[2026-06-18 10:59:00] Sam Willis: I have more work than I do time lol so I’ll put on music with no words and crank
[2026-06-18 10:59:00] Dave: I’m just sitting here listening to an AB
[2026-06-18 11:06:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-18 11:06:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-18 11:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 11:16:00] Dave: Alright. Fuck it. I’m outa here
[2026-06-18 11:17:00] Sam Willis: Good job baby ❤️
[2026-06-18 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh
[2026-06-18 11:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 11:30:00] Sam Willis: I just looked. I applied to this place on April 16….
[2026-06-18 11:30:00] Dave: Yaaaaay!!
[2026-06-18 11:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-18 11:31:00] Sam Willis: @vendors.cloverhealth? That seems weird
[2026-06-18 11:33:00] Dave: Nah. It’s a subdomain so it’s fine
[2026-06-18 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-06-18 12:20:00] Sam Willis: I scheduled a call for Monday. Might cancel. We will see lol
[2026-06-18 12:58:00] Dave: Hopefully you here something from Midland today and don’t have to worry about it 🤞
[2026-06-18 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Did you take a nap
[2026-06-18 13:04:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-18 13:04:00] Dave: A little one
[2026-06-18 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Oh I gotta voice message you soon about the tornado
[2026-06-18 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, so like I think this is the first time this has happened in my lifetime where a tornado legit hit down in Effingham I think may be too. I'm not quite sure but luckily my parents are OK and what's interesting is In the past of the tornado was like multiple family members in this little town called Shumway and luckily I don't I have I don't think so. I feel like it would that they had like all that day experience was power outages, and high winds lots so they still have their houses but like a lot of houses were fucking leveled so Yeah, and you can I was thinking about Midland and I'm like oh shit I might not hear from them today because I don't know like if all of leadership was still in town and then they had that fucking tornado last night. I don't know if the building got fucking hit. I should probably look at it actually maybe I won't hear from them, but I'm still waiting to hear from my family of all the businesses I got hit I know so there's a thing called Mid-America in Effingham and it's like this huge Corvette museum. The guys like fucking loaded anyway it got wiped out. I haven't heard though of any other businesses did other than just like homes so I don't know, but I'll have to get on Facebook and like screenshot some of these pictures for you since I know you don't have Facebook but like a lot of farmland like farms houses on farms property Got crushed so fucking Also, my friend that I went to high school with took a video I'll have to send that too. She's like holy shit like yeah what the fuck have you ever seen a tornado in your life? It is not for me. I would. Nope the fuck out absolutely not. I'm the type of person and I know that you're not the type of person but I am definitely a type of person that is hiding in the fucking basement. I am not going outside. No, no no I'm gonna have all the animals. We're gonna hide in in the basement in the bathroom and come get me when it's fucking sunny out like I'm not playing around with that bullshit.
[2026-06-18 14:17:00] Dave: Tornado siren? 🚨
[2026-06-18 14:17:00] Dave: Oh yeah, I’ve seen tons
[2026-06-18 14:17:00] Dave: So like how far from your parents house were the destroyed houses?
[2026-06-18 14:17:00] Sam Willis: I’ll send a map in a bit
[2026-06-18 14:17:00] Dave: RIGHT outside
[2026-06-18 14:18:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-18 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Fuck tornados
[2026-06-18 14:18:00] Sam Willis: I hate storms
[2026-06-18 14:25:00] Dave: This was the most damage I’ve ever had from a nado. That was one of my front yard trees
[2026-06-18 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Glad it didn’t hit the house!!
[2026-06-18 14:25:00] Dave: 2017
[2026-06-18 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Attempting to take a nap and Laylas just sitting here in bed next to me panting loudly. For fack sake.
[2026-06-18 15:53:00] Dave: That’s just her normal breathing lol
[2026-06-18 16:02:00] Dave: Ugh. I just got in from mowing and I followed your strategy of since I’m going to be fat, might as well be tanned, and went topless. Now I want to die lol.
[2026-06-18 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Die from heat or from seeing yourself or? lol
[2026-06-18 16:09:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-18 16:09:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I bet.
[2026-06-18 16:09:00] Sam Willis: But is it sunny? Did you get a little color?? 😃
[2026-06-18 16:09:00] Dave: But mostly the heat
[2026-06-18 16:09:00] Dave: Both
[2026-06-18 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Yassss!
[2026-06-18 16:10:00] Dave: Red
[2026-06-18 16:10:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-18 16:11:00] Dave: Actually not really, but I can feel it. And that will turn into tan
[2026-06-18 17:02:00] Sam Willis: I can’t make this stuff up lol
[2026-06-18 17:02:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’ll have to voice memo you later
[2026-06-18 17:03:00] Dave: wtf you can’t just leave me hanging like that
[2026-06-18 17:04:00] Sam Willis: And like…
[2026-06-18 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Christian is here lol
[2026-06-18 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Just sitting here
[2026-06-18 17:04:00] Sam Willis: And just hanging out
[2026-06-18 17:05:00] Sam Willis: So he’s obviously texting a woman. There’s like a picture.
[2026-06-18 17:05:00] Sam Willis: And I notice he’s texting like a novel and getting like a novel back
[2026-06-18 17:06:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-18 17:06:00] Sam Willis: And then he randomly says “Bree says hi”
[2026-06-18 17:06:00] Dave: Ok. Thanks for the summary
[2026-06-18 17:06:00] Sam Willis: OK then I’ll have to explain more later lol
[2026-06-18 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Anyway, so I'm laying in bed still trying to take a nap and he texted me and he's like are you home? Can I come over and see the dogs? I'm just leaving the movie theater. He goes to the movie theater like every week like we were literally going tomorrow but anyway he's like I'm just leaving the movies can I come over and I was like We're trying to take a nap but sure he's like OK so it comes over and sees the dogs whatever and then I'm like OK like like thinking he's going to leave and he also picked up the mini fridge that is here that I don't want so I told him we could have it So Then he's just like sitting here on the couch and like making no attempt to like like it's obvious he's texting somebody and it's obvious that it is like lots of words that they're texting each other back-and-forth and there's like a picture icon which like I mean The picture icon on yours too, so like whatever but anyway like it's just the thing is he's just hanging out on the couch in the way and I'm thinking like Why are you still here? It's fine but like you know why anyway and then he was like do you want me to make you any food and I was like I mean, do you wanna make me some eggs and and so then he was like sure I'm like you don't have to and he's like no I don't mind cooking at all Jesus Christ. I have Elton and Lexi standing on me out anyway so I don't know what is happening here. Jesus, sorry I can't breathe anyway OK so He goes into the kitchen cause we were in the big room goes into the kitchen and he sees the dishes in the dishwasher and he's like oh my God like bro it's fine. There's like it's like one sink full of dishes. It's like nothing it fills up like with like five things he's like I see things have changed around here and I head out. Box of cereal and I had out my Nutella peanut and like laying on the counter and I was like Yep I said this works for me and he's like OK. I don't feel good. You know whatever he's making his phone beep like he got a text message and he looks at it and then he puts it down. He goes well. Bree says hi. And then like gives me this like weird like smile grin weirdness like I'm like who's breeding goes oh the girl I'm seeing and I was like oh OK like is she one of the girls that you had originally told me about and he's like no I don't think so And he's I'm like OK well give me the details but she's 42. She's has no kids but she's been with women for the past 20 years so she's she's been with women for 20 years that So she was in a very long-term relationship with the woman who had four kids. She lives way I work so she lives over an hour away. And she's like he doesn't really know what she does but she's like a wellness coach bro it just I don't know what people fine. It sounds fine. I'm sure she's lovely. Anyway I said well he goes well. We talk about you a lot and I said well how does she feel about that and he's like I mean not just to her but like just do you know everybody I talk about you a lot but you know she asked you know how our relationship is different now than you know what it was before like, how are you maintaining a friendship? What does that look like and he was like it doesn't look any different than it did when we were dating And which I didn't do agree because we haven't been like intimate and a year But anyway, I was like well you know some people might just like fine this whole situation upsetting and he was like well maybe I was like OK I'm just saying I'm 1 million times I said why isn't she spending your birthday with you cause his birthday is in two days and he's like she is. She's coming over tomorrow night. I'm gonna cook her dinner and I said well then do you want to just go to the movies with her and he's like no I wanna go with you. I'm like OK. But I mean not to say I'm glad that he told me that like he's texting this woman because it was like so obvious but it's just I don't know. I was just like why are you hanging around as a weird part but you know what's weird is that this shouldn't be weird to me like Joe and I. Hang out I guess cause it's still kind of new and Joe and I broke up fucking Seven years ago or whatever Plus, I also think it's the whole aspect of like taking my fucking money type of fucking situation so then he also proceeded to say that he literally is using his credit card to pay some bills His first paycheck of the month goes 100% to bills and then he still has to pay some of the credit card but then his next paycheck of the month goes completely to rent so like dude how how how how so this is like not fucking good I mean, he's literally got nothing left and I don't know how So anyway, all right that was the deal
[2026-06-18 17:50:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, yeah that is pretty weird I like wellness coach of course that's fucking retarded but anyway Maybe he shouldn't be going to the movies all the time If he can't pay his bills, but it is, I mean I thought it was weird until you said it's just like you and Joe But it feels seems different with him. I don't know. I mean, you know better than I do. But yeah, like I don't know like I feel like you wouldn't want him hanging out to her like to continue to be chums After everything, let me share a friendly or whatever we like coming over and hanging out and cooking and stuff seems I don't know seems weird, but it's probably keeping you close in case he needs some fucking money or place to move back into when he inevitably gets evicted from where he's at Yeah, yeah I don't know it's wild and yeah, of course anybody he dates is gonna have an issue with that like oh yeah it's just like when we were together Well That didn't come out You know like to a perspective partner But whatever I mean, y'all are friends I guess that's what friends do
[2026-06-18 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? How is he going on all these dates??
[2026-06-18 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Which Joe does not do lol
[2026-06-18 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Like Christian still tells me he loves and misses me
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Sam Willis: I give up
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Sam Willis: And then Joe doesn’t make it a point to tell ladies he’s interested in all about how he’s still really close with his ex lol. Like I dunno
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Maybe it’s that Christian is still talking about me/us a lot which is weird
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it's funny you say that because in my head, I picture him still like loving you and missing you and probably like would move right back in with you if he could like if you were like hey I wanna get back together or something he would be like 00 yeah, OK but again, I don't know Sorry, I was reading your last message about Joe But that's kind of How I pictured him feeling I guess I don't know with the still coming around and maybe you've mentioned that he was kinda like that before too
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Although look at me…I’m doing the same thing with about him. Lmao
[2026-06-18 17:53:00] Sam Willis: You’re different though 😂
[2026-06-18 17:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: But also another thing I have to point out is kind of like with the pool guy like I don't wanna say you're leading on but You're also not gonna like Make him want to stop this probably the way that you just are you know like with people and not wanting to say no like with the pool guy You know what I mean
[2026-06-18 17:54:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. It’s all weird. It’s not like a sexual love
[2026-06-18 17:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it's probably like that father daughter protector, roller, like whatever it is, where he cut your food for you and she like Yeah
[2026-06-18 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: The whole cut your food for you way real quick. The pool guy still has not fucking come today and I haven't heard anything back. I'm getting ready to leave again. But about the cutting my food so he asked me like what I'm doing for my birthday and I told him I didn't know like I don't know if I'm gonna be in town blue and then Do you know today? He asked me the same thing and he was like well I figured I could take you to dinner yeah he's gonna take me to dinner OK and he's like you know we can go get your sushi. I was like OK but we gotta go to sushi hall, which is like 45 minutes away and he's like no we'll go to this. Place downtown it's called Uber on some shit that was like early when he got here to find out I said fast forward I find out about this check and I was like oh so like what was yours for like was this the hiking girl he's like no we went to sushi and I said oh he goes at that place downtown I was like oh the place that you talked about taking me for my birthday and he was like allowed to take you to the same place and I was like I'm good with sushi Holick I know sushi Holick it's my favorite sushi place. we'll just go there for Pete sake, bro not that it's a big deal. It's just funny. It's just it's just I don't know. Also, yes, I haven't set boundaries with him, but that's also because I know this won't be a forever thing and I do know that like two of these dogs are his like we got them together not that he's like ever paid for them or anything but like I will be moving soon and he won't be able to see them anymore so OK, sorry OK
[2026-06-18 18:02:00] Dave: Omg! Is TODAY your birthday?
[2026-06-18 18:02:00] Dave: …you’re going to pay for sushi aren’t you?
[2026-06-18 18:03:00] Dave: It’s 7/17
[2026-06-18 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Really today's my birthday no today's not my fucking you don't even know what month I was born Bro, cancer energy wow how can you think I was born in June?
[2026-06-18 18:03:00] Dave: Oh nvm
[2026-06-18 18:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This goes back to the hole you don't love me thing, but it's fine. I've made peace with it already but no, I got on here because I wanted to tell you that he opened up the fridge too and he saw the two monsters and he's like oh my God. When are you? When did you start drinking monsters and I was like oh I just wanted to try them out. He's like I hope that you don't start drinking energy drinks again. I'm just like yeah I know. I'm just wanted to like see what the flavor was like.
[2026-06-18 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: They sold sushi dinner thing, but literally this happened. Reminds me of my birthday in 20. 21. I don't know either 2020 or 2021 I was dating Chaz. He said he wanted to take me to this very expensive steakhouse and he wanted to get me a nice bag like Kate Spade or Michael Kors. You know whatever so like he literally took me shopping. For a bag And then we went to Denver that night and both times he was like Basically, can I pay you back or like you know like if your credit card like you'll get you know like reward points like whatever Southwest flight points or whatever fucking rewards you can get from a credit card I paid for the expensive steak house dinner and my fucking present which was the nice. I think I got Kate Spade bag. I spent like fucking $500. Did he ever pay me back no. I am so sick of men
[2026-06-18 18:06:00] Dave: Because apparently I entered your birthdate on Jun 18 so when I searched my calendar to be sure it wasn’t today, I saw JUN 18, which IS today and I got confused lol
[2026-06-18 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Awwww you entered it in last year?? You little sweetie
[2026-06-18 18:07:00] Dave: You are quite the cash cow
[2026-06-18 18:07:00] Dave: Lmao…
[2026-06-18 18:08:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-18 18:08:00] Sam Willis: People are fucking assholes and I’m a fucking idiot
[2026-06-18 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Hey will you send me that video of the Amazon drone
[2026-06-18 18:24:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-18 19:58:00] Dave: How was the workout
[2026-06-18 19:58:00] Dave: 🏋️♂️
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Dave: I’m proud of you
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Sam Willis: OK it was not absolutely terrible but was not what I wanted lol. But I’m glad I went.
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Dave: Good job baby!
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Today’s used to be “mobility and recovery” days
[2026-06-18 19:59:00] Sam Willis: And I didn’t realize that now it’s like fucking cardio added in. wtf. Was awful
[2026-06-18 20:00:00] Dave: Omw home
[2026-06-18 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Oh did you return your ring yet?
[2026-06-18 20:00:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-18 20:02:00] Dave: I might get an Apple Watch when the new ultra comes out later this year. Did I tell you that already?
[2026-06-18 20:02:00] Dave: I might have told you that already
[2026-06-18 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok I finally got to sit down bc I had to take the dogs out to the pool. So of course I’m watching the newest video on Midwest safety and I dunno man. This cop is…. Intense
[2026-06-18 20:04:00] Sam Willis: And the way he stopped the vehicle is…just not advised. I mean what the actual fuck
[2026-06-18 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes and I’ll allow it. Hmph lol
[2026-06-18 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes and I’ll allow it. Hmph lol
[2026-06-18 20:06:00] Sam Willis: OMFG there’s a dog in this video. Ok now I’m upset
[2026-06-18 20:07:00] Dave: lol ok
[2026-06-18 20:07:00] Sam Willis: Ok you need to watch this video when you can
[2026-06-18 20:07:00] Sam Willis: Omg there’s two dogs
[2026-06-18 20:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK bro, I don't know what state this is in. I'm I'm almost thinking Ohio. I might've missed it but anyway I'm only seven minutes in. That's like only 17 minutes long but like OK I need to have more empathy for this cop, but he is he needs to calm the fuck down? And chill the fuck out and he is stressing me out and then they're trying to close down the highway and I guess his car didn't pull over like wasn't going where the cops wanted to go so one of the cop yells out are my lights not bright enough you're fucking retard. I'm like oh my God you cannot say that you are a fucking public official. Christ also I think this like just happened like a few months ago
[2026-06-18 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Oh it was a year ago, my bad
[2026-06-18 20:19:00] Dave: Link it! Damn
[2026-06-18 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Omg there’s multiple cats too. She was probably trying to move. This is my worst nightmare!!
[2026-06-18 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Geeeezzzz
[2026-06-18 20:20:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWRent-OxYY This Officer Was Never The Same Again TIPS: Submit a tip: https://midwest.clickup.com/forms/9006119175/p...
[2026-06-18 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Did I just order a hamburger and fries and icecream to be Eats? I sure tf did!
[2026-06-18 20:30:00] Dave: Hahaha goods for you baby
[2026-06-18 20:31:00] Dave: Freddys?
[2026-06-18 20:31:00] Sam Willis: How did you know!!
[2026-06-18 20:31:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-18 20:31:00] Dave: I know you baby
[2026-06-18 20:31:00] Dave: Where from
[2026-06-18 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Get some good sleep!!
[2026-06-18 20:34:00] Dave: Being out in the sun really drained me
[2026-06-18 20:34:00] Dave: I might might just go my as to bed early tonight lol
[2026-06-18 20:34:00] Sam Willis: No need for an alarm. It’ll be amazing!
[2026-06-18 20:35:00] Dave: I wish I had some kind of way to track my sleep 🤔
[2026-06-18 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I hate you
[2026-06-18 20:36:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-18 20:45:00] Dave: Yeah fuck it
[2026-06-18 20:45:00] Dave: I love you so so much
[2026-06-18 20:45:00] Dave: lol… it’s not even 7 there
[2026-06-18 20:45:00] Dave: I’m going to bed baby
[2026-06-18 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I love you lots baby. Get some great sleep!
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Dave: And you’re soooo sexy… with your phat little ass, beautiful pussy, and perfect fits 🤤 🥵
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Night baby
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Sam Willis: You’re so sweet
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Dave: Just thought I’d throw that in there
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Dave: Nite nite love
[2026-06-18 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Hehehehe
[2026-06-18 21:58:00] Sam Willis: Ok this new show on Netflix is really good so far. I’m on episode 2 and I’m stressed. It’s called I Will Find You
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW
Wednesday started with playful banter and teasing, then shifted into an emotionally charged discussion about relationship boundaries and a tornado's aftermath. The day concluded with a tender and sexually charged exchange, highlighting the couple's affection and physical connection.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Ring Return
- Key Points: Dave returned a ring, joking about the difficulty. Sam reacted with playful shock and mock disappointment.
- Emotional Register: Playful, teasing.
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Notable Quotes: "Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee," "You don’t love me. I get it."
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Tornado Aftermath
- Key Points: Sam's family was affected by a tornado, with homes and businesses damaged. She shared details and emotional reactions.
- Emotional Register: Concern, relief, frustration.
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Notable Quotes: "Fuck tornados, I hate storms," "Luckily my parents are OK."
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Apple Watch Discussion
- Key Points: Dave is considering getting a new Apple Watch and suggests Sam should get one. They discuss features and plans for a future release.
- Emotional Register: Informative, excited.
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Notable Quotes: "I think I might get a new Apple Watch instead," "Maybe you should get an Apple Watch."
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Office Frustrations
- Key Points: Sam expresses frustration with her office, the meetings, and the people. She questions the need for social interaction.
- Emotional Register: Frustrated, introspective.
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Notable Quotes: "This office and it’s stupid yellow walls and these stupid meetings and these stupid ppl."
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Christian's Visit
- Key Points: Christian comes over, cooks, and talks about a new woman, causing Sam to question their relationship dynamics.
- Emotional Register: Confused, amused, reflective.
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Notable Quotes: "He's like I mean not just to her but like just do you know everybody I talk about you a lot."
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Workout and Sushi
- Key Points: Sam did a less-than-stellar workout and later plans to go out for sushi, where she expects to pay.
- Emotional Register: Disappointed, resigned.
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Notable Quotes: "Today’s used to be 'mobility and recovery' days, and I didn’t realize that now it’s like fucking cardio added in."
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Amazon Drone Video
- Key Points: Sam requests a video of an Amazon drone from Dave.
- Emotional Register: Curious, eager.
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Notable Quotes: "Hey will you send me that video of the Amazon drone?"
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Midwest Safety Video
- Key Points: Sam watches a Midwest Safety video involving a cop and a vehicle stop, expressing frustration and concern.
- Emotional Register: Annoyed, concerned.
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Notable Quotes: "OMFG there’s a dog in this video. Ok now I’m upset."
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Birthday and Financial Issues
- Key Points: Confusion about Sam's birthday, and past financial issues with ex-partners.
- Emotional Register: Amused, frustrated.
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Notable Quotes: "People are fucking assholes and I’m a fucking idiot," "This goes back to the hole you don't love me thing."
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Netflix Show
- Key Points: Sam is watching and enjoying the new Netflix show "I Will Find You."
- Emotional Register: Engaged, stressed.
- Notable Quotes: "Ok this new show on Netflix is really good so far. I’m on episode 2 and I’m stressed."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- During the conversation, there was no explicit sexual content or physical acts discussed. The closest reference was when Dave mentioned he was going to bed, saying, "And you’re soooo sexy… with your phat little ass, beautiful pussy, and perfect fits." This was a playful and affectionate statement rather than a discussion of sexual acts or desires.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- The emotional dynamic was primarily playful and teasing in the morning, with a shift to more serious and introspective topics in the afternoon. There was a tender and loving exchange at the end, with Dave and Sam expressing their affection for each other. Power dynamics were not explicitly referenced, but Dave's humor and Sam's introspection played out naturally, reflecting their comfortable and affectionate relationship.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee" — Sam, reacting to the ring return.
- "You don’t love me. I get it." — Sam, joking about the ring return.
- "You fucking hmph that guy all you want!" — Dave, about the pool guy.
- "I’m not gonna fucking feel bad about it." — Sam, regarding her decision about the pool guy.
- "I love you so so much" — Dave, expressing his feelings.
- "I hate you" — Sam, in a playful and affectionate way to Dave.
- "I love you lots baby. Get some great sleep!" — Sam, wishing Dave goodnight.
- "You’re so sweet" — Sam, to Dave.
- "Just thought I’d throw that in there" — Dave, referring to his compliment about Sam's body.
- "Night baby" — Sam, saying goodnight.
- "You’re soooo sexy… with your phat little ass, beautiful pussy, and perfect fits" — Dave, complimenting Sam.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Unresolved topic: The pool guy's situation and whether Sam should accommodate his schedule.
- Emotional threads: Sam's feelings about her office and people, and her introspective thoughts about her relationships and boundaries.
- Running joke: "Hmph" regarding the pool guy, which carries into future interactions.
MOOD MAP
playful banter → concerned sharing → introspective reflection → tender affection → playful tease
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
236
19.0 more; previous daily average 217.0 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
32
6.2 more; previous daily average 25.8 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 110 · 47% | 126 · 53% |
| Average reply time | 2m 21s (n=61) | 3m 23s (n=61) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 21s (n=61). 12% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 40s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 264 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 23s (n=61). 17% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 53s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 263 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 44.4 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 55.6% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 54s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 94.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 236 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (30), Humor (24), Frustration (9), Affection (5), Checking in (5)
- Sam Willis: Status update (23), Frustration (22), Humor (16), Excitement (12), Vulnerability (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
19 of 29 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (66%).
10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 6s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 29 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
It’s pretty mid
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
That’s sad 😔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe 7 inches
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
210 of 236 messages (89.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 97 / 110 | 88.2% |
| Sam Willis | 113 / 126 | 89.7% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.82 |
| Boundary setting | 0.65 |
| Checking in | 0.61 |
| Deep sharing | 0.64 |
| Disagreement | 0.67 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.78 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.76 |
| Frustration | 0.72 |
| Humor | 0.70 |
| Passive aggression | 0.77 |
| Planning | 0.74 |
| Request | 0.56 |
| Sexting | 0.83 |
| Status update | 0.65 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 09:24:30
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe 7 inches 🥵
- Context · · Dave
I just want to go to sleep 😩😩😩
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Aww I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re getting there!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
My shitty day is just starting 😭
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Alright. Fuck it. I’m outa here
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good job baby ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate storms
- Context · · Dave
This was the most damage I’ve ever had from a nado. That was one of my front yard trees
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Glad it didn’t hit the house!!
- Context · · Dave
2017
- Context · · Sam Willis
Attempting to take a nap and Laylas just sitting here in bed next to me panting loudly. For fack sake.
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Yeah wtf lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Heheh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk if I ever mentioned it, but I love the emojis
- Context · · Dave
I think I might get a new Apple Watch instead
- Context · · Sam Willis
Okkayyyyyyyyy
score 0.80 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
He fuckin better
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh must be nice
- Detected signal · · Dave
Gabby made some pretty good chocolate chip cookies though so that’s helpful 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yummmm
- Context · · Dave
It is
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
How were your chocolate chip cookies from subway?!
- Context · · Dave
Oh!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Amazing like always. The best thing ever
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so grumpy. This office and it’s stupid yellow walls and these stupid meetings and these stupid ppl lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Soooooo why do I hate it so much
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeeeeeeah
- Context · · Dave
You did say whatever time works for you
- Detected signal · · Dave
So I retract my permission to hmph him
- Context · · Dave
He should be hmphing YOU
- Context · · Sam Willis
God damnit. I just apologized.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno. It’s all weird. It’s not like a sexual love
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it's probably like that father daughter protector, roller, like whatever it is, where he cut your food for you and she like Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: The whole cut your food for you shit by the way real quick. The pool guy still has not fucking come today and I haven't heard anything back. I'm getting ready to leave again. But about the cutting my food so he asked me like…
- Context · · Dave
Omg! Is TODAY your birthday?
- Context · · Dave
…you’re going to pay for sushi aren’t you?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Aww I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re getting there!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My shitty day is just starting 😭
- Context · · Dave
True true
- Context · · Dave
You know what’s total ass though?…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yummmm
- Context · · Dave
It is
- Detected signal · · Dave
How were your chocolate chip cookies from subway?!
- Context · · Dave
Oh!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Amazing like always. The best thing ever
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
A little one
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I gotta voice message you soon about the tornado
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, so like I think this is the first time this has happened in my lifetime where a tornado legit hit down in Effingham I think may be too. I'm not quite sure but luckily my parents are OK and what's interesting is In the…
- Context · · Dave
Tornado siren? 🚨
- Context · · Dave
Oh yeah, I’ve seen tons
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then Joe doesn’t make it a point to tell ladies he’s interested in all about how he’s still really close with his ex lol. Like I dunno
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe it’s that Christian is still talking about me/us a lot which is weird
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it's funny you say that because in my head, I picture him still like loving you and missing you and probably like would move right back in with you if he could like if you were like hey I wanna get ba…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Although look at me…I’m doing the same thing with you by talking about him. Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re different though 😂
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re different though 😂
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: But also another thing I have to point out is kind of like with the pool guy like I don't wanna say you're leading on but You're also not gonna like Make him want to stop this probably the way that you just…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I dunno. It’s all weird. It’s not like a sexual love
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, it's probably like that father daughter protector, roller, like whatever it is, where he cut your food for you and she like Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: The whole cut your food for you shit by the way real quick. The pool guy still has not fucking come today and I haven't heard anything back. I'm getting ready to leave again. But about the cutting my food so he asked me like…
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: For fucks sake, the freaking pool guy is supposed to come on Wednesdays. He messaged this happens often or he messages and he's like sorry I can't. I can't make it today and so I texted him yesterday I said can you come betw…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: You know what I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Wednesdays are supposed to be his day. I accommodate the Wednesdays. I'm not gonna fucking feel bad that I'm not accommodating right now. Am I in the right? Why do I feel fuckin…
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re in the right
- Context · · Dave
You fucking hmph that guy all you want!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I might have been unclear when I said “anytime” but I specifically gave a window
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Yeeeeea! Get that workout!
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooo Midland!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
No. Only 1 finger on the trigger. Irl that would hurt your accuracy because you’d have two fingers pulling to the right and 1 fewer finger holding the grip to keep it steady
- Context · · Dave
Lmao at the dream with the other girl 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe 7 inches 🥵
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Yaaaaay!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
@vendors.cloverhealth? That seems weird
- Context · · Dave
Nah. It’s a subdomain so it’s fine
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s sad 😔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe 7 inches
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one tells me a damn thing
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe 7 inches 🥵
- Context · · Dave
I just want to go to sleep 😩😩😩
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Aww I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re getting there!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
My shitty day is just starting 😭
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
No. Fuck team lunch
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeeeeea! Get that workout!
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooo Midland!!
- Context · · Dave
No. Only 1 finger on the trigger. Irl that would hurt your accuracy because you’d have two fingers pulling to the right and 1 fewer finger holding the grip to keep it steady
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
I just want to go to sleep 😩😩😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
Aww I’m sorry baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re getting there!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
My shitty day is just starting 😭
- Context · · Dave
True true
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Wow!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I’m leaving at noon
- Detected signal · · Dave
Finish that podcast 😉
- Context · · Sam Willis
So I’ll sit here for 2 more hrs but that’s ok
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have more work than I do time lol so I’ll put on music with no words and crank
Excitement
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
It’s pretty mid
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s sad 😔
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe 7 inches
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one tells me a damn thing
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
50!?!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wtfff bro lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK since you’re returning the ring this is my last opportunity to give you shit about your activity level
Flirting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s sad 😔
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hehe 7 inches
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one tells me a damn thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
50!?!!!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
No. Only 1 finger on the trigger. Irl that would hurt your accuracy because you’d have two fingers pulling to the right and 1 fewer finger holding the grip to keep it steady
- Context · · Dave
Lmao at the dream with the other girl 🤣🤣🤣
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hehehe 7 inches 🥵
- Context · · Dave
I just want to go to sleep 😩😩😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
Aww I’m sorry baby
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
On her desk. wtf.
- Context · · Sam Willis
This lady is on camera and she has creepy clown things
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You can load me up though😉😉😂😂
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… Chris is skulking around looking for someone to talk to so I’m trying to ignore him. He just stopped by my desk for like 15 seconds and I pretended like I didn’t see him
- Context · · Dave
🍆🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Frustration
Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s pretty mid
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s sad 😔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe 7 inches
Humor
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one tells me a damn thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
50!?!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Wtfff bro lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK since you’re returning the ring this is my last opportunity to give you shit about your activity level
- Context · · Sam Willis
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
50!?!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wtfff bro lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK since you’re returning the ring this is my last opportunity to give you shit about your activity level
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Idk 🤷♂️
Passive aggression
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re getting there!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
My shitty day is just starting 😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
True true
- Context · · Dave
You know what’s total ass though?…
- Context · · Dave
About 11
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
When does everyone leave for team lunch
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg less than lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Stfu
- Context · · Dave
Our team meeting is at 2:30 🙄🙄🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Surely he will cancel it
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
No need for an alarm. It’ll be amazing!
- Context · · Dave
I wish I had some kind of way to track my sleep 🤔
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I hate you
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Yeah fuck it
Planning
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
About 11
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have like 90 minutes left
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
When does everyone leave for team lunch
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg less than lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Stfu
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only have one more meeting. Let’s gooooooo
- Context · · Dave
Wow!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Then I’m leaving at noon
- Context · · Dave
Finish that podcast 😉
- Context · · Sam Willis
So I’ll sit here for 2 more hrs but that’s ok
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Nah. It’s a subdomain so it’s fine
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I scheduled a call for Monday. Might cancel. We will see lol
- Context · · Dave
Hopefully you here something from Midland today and don’t have to worry about it 🤞
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you take a nap
Request
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score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Actually not really, but I can feel it. And that will turn into tan
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t make this stuff up lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg I’ll have to voice memo you later
- Context · · Dave
wtf you can’t just leave me hanging like that
- Context · · Sam Willis
And like…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: The whole cut your food for you shit by the way real quick. The pool guy still has not fucking come today and I haven't heard anything back. I'm getting ready to leave again. But about the cutting my food so he asked me like…
- Context · · Dave
Omg! Is TODAY your birthday?
- Detected signal · · Dave
…you’re going to pay for sushi aren’t you?
- Context · · Dave
It’s 7/17
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Really today's my birthday no today's not my fucking you don't even know what month I was born Bro, cancer energy wow how can you think I was born in June?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
People are fucking assholes and I’m a fucking idiot
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hey will you send me that video of the Amazon drone
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
How was the workout
Sexting
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You can load me up though😉😉😂😂
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… Chris is skulking around looking for someone to talk to so I’m trying to ignore him. He just stopped by my desk for like 15 seconds and I pretended like I didn’t see him
- Detected signal · · Dave
🍆🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Does he do that often? Lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Does he do that often? Lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤤🤤🤤🤤
- Detected signal · · Dave
🍆🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
Sorry bro, I’m busy sexting Sam Willis
- Context · · Dave
Periodically
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
I’m going to bed baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you lots baby. Get some great sleep!
- Detected signal · · Dave
And you’re soooo sexy… with your phat little ass, beautiful pussy, and perfect fits 🤤 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Night baby
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
It’s pretty mid
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
It’s pretty mid
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Side note
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
Surely he will cancel it
- Context · · Dave
He fuckin better
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh must be nice
- Context · · Dave
Gabby made some pretty good chocolate chip cookies though so that’s helpful 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yummmm
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I might might just go my as to bed early tonight lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
No need for an alarm. It’ll be amazing!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wish I had some kind of way to track my sleep 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate you
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
Vulnerability
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Returning the ring!!! Rudeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You don’t love me. I get it.
- Context · · Dave
Oh thank god! I thought that was going to be harder 😮💨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Side note
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Have I ever told you how much I hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg about Henry!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hadn’t heard shit
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Dave
Hmmm… car nap?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: For fucks sake, the freaking pool guy is supposed to come on Wednesdays. He messaged this happens often or he messages and he's like sorry I can't. I can't make it today and so I texted him yesterday I said can you come betw…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: You know what I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Wednesdays are supposed to be his day. I accommodate the Wednesdays. I'm not gonna fucking feel bad that I'm not accommodating right now. Am I in the right? Why do I feel fuckin…
- Context · · Dave
You’re in the right
- Context · · Dave
You fucking hmph that guy all you want!