2026-05-13
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enough for me and my pals That's insane and I was in the other insane thing that I realize is that Corner report show that he sexually assaulted that last woman after she was dead so that was pretty gross And then just how gross it was that all those women are Like all in love with you Colony Mail and shit while he's in jail Get to see your friends where those friends like like old old friends, like high school friends or something like that or but you know for a long time and The bar was cool. I guess take it. It's cute that your dad came to pick you up Six years old But that's smart. I'd rather you do that and get her of course. That's that's cute that I love the relationship you guys have Air quality is hazardous here today the QI of 1785 whatever that means but it's labeled as hazardous so love that for me Thinking about buying another 3-D printer Just you know cause I'm actually I'm already I'm already I got stocked up on all my adapters couple weeks ago last week I guess and I was like all right. I'm good. I can print some other shit now. Finally, I've got like. Six of each and there are gone so I gotta Seriously almost 24 seven printing Flashlight adapters Crazy so if we're doing this other thing too, have time to like prototype really So I think I need to go ahead and buy now I have certainly made enough money now I think to justify it like just out of proceeds from my current business Depending on how you look at it Thousands of dollars into this, so I'm counting repay that I'm not quite there yet but Counseling I would benefit what I want right now AnyWho Traffic And Await hearing your beautiful voice And I love you and miss you can't wait to see you all of those things I will talk to you soon, sweetheart Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol <no text> Ohhh the dramaaaaaa Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie I slept fucking awful lol Sleep well Ok byeeeee talk soon ❤️ <no text> Oof Dave I’m so grumpy lol How much did you drink? Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩 You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!! I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers I don’t wanna workkkkk I mean, which was definitely enough lol 🤷♂️ Mentally ill I am missing you too. Like I REALLY want to cuddle and nap together. Call in sick! Ugh… I know Too bad there isn’t a layover in Dallas lol I’m feeling that too <no text> Transcription: OK, I'm gonna test to see if you can even hear me cause I have the fan on really loud hold on Yeah, I can hear you fine Transcription: I don't wanna do this today. I have my stupid. Daily standup in an hour and then I'm in meetings nonstop from 1030 to 4 and I'm in one of those like training meetings that you're supposed to do like 45 minutes of pre-work which I have not done Dave, I don't wanna do it. I also have three one on one today and I just I don't wanna talk to people. I'm just I don't wanna talk So Anyway, I don't know why I slept like such shit well so I was so hot that's when they know how like you're uncomfortable and you need to get up to go do something like go pee you're like whatever But you just can't do it cause like you're just like too tired or whatever to like go do the thing that you need to do that would actually help you sleep better. That's how I was with turning down the AC. I'm like it's so hot so finally at some point like three or something. I turned on the AC and then that likes to my help but like my posture has been so bad that I just my neck hurts and I just like I just like I'm so uncomfortable because I'm so so sore but not in a good way I used to feel like a bit upper back doesn't support my body at all. I also feel like my like head is too heavy for my neck. I don't know. Maybe it's cause my hair weighs so much Who knows but then I woke up and I was just laying awake Hurting and then I fell back asleep and I had the most fucked up dream about a gang bang Literally a gang bang, and it did not go well I was really upset. I think it was more of a rape than anything. So luckily, I woke up like before that got to be like To disturbing oh and then I fell back asleep and then I dreamt about you and you were really mad at me about something and I don't remember. What about probably the gangbang. Anyway, so that was upsetting OK, sorry I've gone to 20 million times I don't know, man I don't even feel hung over. I think the biggest thing is that I just could not fucking sleep, but I had a great time to answer your question so yeah it's I mean so I have a core group of three friends that I've grown up with forever I like literally since we were grade school and it's Trina Christina and Candace Candace could be here but anyway, so I went out with Trina and Christina. It was awesome Dude, that Deadpool killer guy Yeah, you're right. The fact that he had sex with that girl after he killed her. Which also means like that was the one that he ran over multiple times right like until she died I mean what the actual fuck and then like I said when he was talking to his dad from prison Like he was just like, yeah yeah and like almost like proud of like what he did and like and all that people were talking about him, I know it was so fucked up and then The cop was a fuck face. He asked to detective whatever and then yeah all the women riding him in prison dude when is he gonna be sent to the chair cause I think he got a death penalty I think I don't know dude needs to die like he's a waste of space to be honest like why why are we keeping him alive? He is a fucking psycho, but also like how easy is it to be fucking dating profiles on these apps? It's so scary. You poor babe 😢 Transcription: I definitely think at this point that you need to get a second printer 100% Like especially once you get going with the thing with Dominic, yeah you're gonna meet at least a second printer Cancel the 1:1s I can’t cancel on my people 😭 Friends Right?!?! Hahaha, I totally say fuck it when I need to pee and try to go back to sleep lol You’re definitely the hottest Tell me about the gangbang dream!! lol… your head is too heavy… omg I was just gonna say it’s because of your thicc beautiful hair LOLOLOL OMG LMAO Awful I was also gonna say I was probably mad about the gangbang, and then you said it!! Ewwwwwww!!! Right!! I was thinking about that too! Like, was her body just like a bag of jello 😬? Were her arms and legs just flopping all around and bending the wrong way and shit 😬😬😬 And he’s hittin it like that? How fucked up do you have to be Ewwwww!! And then he had some pretty wise words for him after he turned him in I was proud of his dad though for doing the right thing. I shouldn’t judge but for some reason I didn’t expect him to be a stand-up guy 🤷♂️ He had him when he was like 14-15 yrs old! I was so proud of him I think he adopted him out because he just truly knew that they couldn’t take care of him at that time But he was definitely a really good guy And to get on the stand and testify against him. Oh man Right?! Transcription: OK, so I'm home alone. I have nobody say goodbye to me. Who knows how long everybody's been gone but anyway OK, I had a bunch of random things to tell you and now I'm totally drawing a blink. What the actual fuck I cannot remember anything I wanted to tell you I'll be back. Transcription: OK, I still don't know what all I was gonna say but Working all day then I'm going to Work guinea mom like just some flowers like that she wants for outside. That was her Mother's Day gift so we're gonna go pick those up today right after work. I still haven't worked out at all since I've been here. I haven't really tanned all the fun things. So hopefully, we can do that soon What else there is so much I was gonna tell you I don't know Rachel my Rachel that was on my team sent me over her résumé and was like hey does this look good like she's obviously trying to find other positions for sure So we shall see also there's a house another house in my parents neighborhood that's smaller that I guess like somebody's renting right now while their house is being built This is gonna go for sale. It's like three bedroom three bath. I don't know I was like you should just get that house. I don't know, man. I gotta figure out this job that is for sure. But we shall see and then Last night with my girlfriends and we just were like reminiscing about all the bullshit that we used to like if we lived in a big city and I'm sure you probably feel the same way about you and how you grew up but like we would've been, like the amount of stupid shit that we did Holy fuck, especially with how much true crime I watch now I'm like how we did some really unsafe shit anyway, we were laughing about all that and reminiscing and then we were trying to remember like who always slept with and Yeah, we don't remember and that probably won't let me to the freaking gang bang Freaking dream but so in this dream, this is so fucked up I don't really remember that I don't remember any of the specifics but I remember there were three guys in there were me and two girls. I don't know if it was Christina and Trina or like just two girls. But these guys like like it was like a arranged basically and like they picked, which one of us they wanted And we were supposed to sleep first with the guy who like chose us And I just remember this other guy trying to sleep with me first and I was like no I have to like save myself for this other guy. I don't even know their names like I know it like they were all black guys. I don't know them in real life anyway so I just felt like I was being raped because this guy like was not like letting me go and then the guy who I was like supposed to sleep at first was like really upset with me And it was just really fucked up with him. Yeah I woke up and I went back to sleep and then I had a dream that like you were really really mad at me and I think it was because you found out that like I did you were not happy. I don't know, man it's fucked up. I don't really ever have like gang bang. I mean like it was beeping I don't ever have like gangbang dreams like ever So who knows what that was about? I did not enjoy it, though I can tell you that and I just remember him trying to fuck me from behind and I I was so clinched so he couldn't get it. Oh my God, ridiculous Rough day lol Rough day lol Did you warn Rachel not to bother lol I thought you didn’t want to live in Effingham though Hahaha I’m surprised I’m not dead growing up in the small town Lmao… the dream And “they were all black guys” Lololol… for the record I won’t be mad as long as you record the gangbang 😏😈 Oh yes, how could I forget that you’re such a little voyeur Sooooo you’re not the jealous type then? Bccccc I dunno about all that lol Or don’t know about recording your gangbangs? Don’t know about all what? Me not being the jealous type? Oh no, I’d be incredibly jealous 🤣😂😁🙂😐🫤😒😠😡👿☠️ Emoji translation: murder suicide Who are you murdering!! Everyone involved <no text> But would I definitely still watch the video?… Oh yeah 😏 Awwwe, thanks baby R A G E Awwwe, thanks baby I would RAGEEEEEEE watching you have sex with someone Idk how I would feel tbh… I mean, like right now? Yeah, also rage. Well, “right now” as in: if the date of the recording was amid WAA. So pre us ever having sex with each other I see That might be pretty ok 😈 OK so when would you NOT rage? If it was a pre-WAA recording… Yea, totally get that. It would be hott to see that BEFORE bc that would make me want you even more. Not just because of “sex”, but pre-WAA Hence 🤣😂😁🙂😐🫤😒😠😡👿☠️ Godddddd 🤦♀️ Nowwwww, I will fucking cut a bitch. And you. <no text> Which is hilarious bc you’re married WHY AM I HORNY RIGHT NOW Ik. It is weird 🤷♂️ But it’s how I feel Wait. Which part is weird? I choose to ignore that part though lol The whole part about how I/we feel about each other even though I’m married. Idk, but it’s hot 🥵 Idk, but it’s hot 🥵 And I’m about to bust out of my pants 😅 And I’m about to bust out of my pants 😅 Mmmmm https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1t6ks3g/real_cock_and_machine_perfect_combo/?share_id=Vo3AUYqrp7O0UQRNXhDCK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: Real cock and machine: perfect combo - 791 votes and 11 comments Mmhmm. This is what you’d get rn Mmmmmm 🥵🥵🥵🥵 Killing me Oh man! The breasts too… just noticed that Then I noticed that 😂 That was honestly the FIRST thing I noticed Then I noticed that 😂 Damn. There’s a lot going on in that one lol Have you heard of the site Plex? Omg wtf Who the fuck streams porn on their WORK COMPUTER!!!! I will literally never understand what ppl are thinking Way more Well person specifically googled “nudity sex movies list in plex to watch” Yeah I use it Is it porn? Or more than that WHY Of course you do 😂😂 Of course you do 😂😂 More than 1100 Plex hits recorded in the last 30 days It’s just the searches that are the problem. Well and ppl shouldn’t be fucking streaming at work any way. So it’s basically just like any other streaming platform it seems Audio Message.caf Transcription: Sorry, Plex is a Like an app that you can have on your phone or Like on whatever and it connects to a server like for me I use it at home on my home network where I haven't connected to a library on my NASA with movies and TV shows and stuff and then I have the app on my Like on my Apple TV and on other devices and stuff and I connect to it from any of those, but it's all low looks like all I can connect to from outside too, but that's all just from there to my stuff. It doesn't like search the Internet or anything like that, but I guess there are servers that you can connect to that will stream. Stuff from their server like somebody else's servers that's probably what's going on. I think they have like some kind of like mini like TV services or providers replace that host files. I'm not really sure I don't use it for all of that. I just use it for like my own internal personal collections. But yeah, it's still completely retarded than anybody would search for that on their work computer or even use Plex at all on their work computer Offshore contractor Why do we use so many damn contractors. They are big problems Or even keep the ones they have Exactly. And they’re too fucking cheap to hire more actual employees 🤬🤬🤬 You get what you pay for 🤷♂️ RIGHT?! What brand of Greek yogurt do you eat? Really? wtf is that salary range Well aren’t you fancy! Oui It’s Oui. And it’s actually French yogurt Ahh yeah, I was just trying you think of the name. Chobani is the one I get for Greek yogurt I prefer Chobani but my parents have Oikos and I just tried it and it’s ass Slap some cottage cheese up in that shit… 😙👌 By far the best 🤮🤮🤮 Bitch, you haven’t even tried it yet We’re getting some when I’m there and you’re gonna eat it No we aren’t No I’m not Ofc I will 🥰 Are you going to hold my hair back while I throw up [2026-05-13 11:41:00] Dave: We will fight Also. Remind me in a bit that I have to tell you about my brother and his gf lady His lady friend [2026-05-13 11:44:00] Dave: <no text> OK what do you think is the ideal time between energy drinks? Like to get the biggest energy bump Just drink it. Like a normal person… Depends on a lot of variables, but probably like, 1-2 hours for redbull Do you chug it or sip? Just drink it. Like a normal person… The faster you drink it, the bigger the energy “bump” will be I’m sooooo tired Sigh How are you feeling? Still tired I take it? And about to be in 4 hrs of meetings I’m standing outside right now though to get fresh air. Maybe that’ll help Ugh, omg Oh yea! Meant to comment on that. What’s the deal?!? Idk. I guess just too much air pollution from trains and overpopulation and shit Don’t you think it’d be fun to do digital forensics for the FBI Like so many cyber ppl are ex law enforcement I wanna be undercover!!! I hate conflict but if I’m faking who I am….i can be ANYONE!!! <no text> 😂 That one dude in TRM worked cyber crime for the fbi I like the idea of it! The unfortunate reality of digital forensics is that it’s horribly tedious and boring lol. I talked my old boss at TDA into letting me be the backup forensics analyst and to have DC train me. It was fucking awful lololol I like the idea of it! The unfortunate reality of digital forensics is that it’s horribly tedious and boring lol. I talked my old boss at TDA into letting me be the backup forensics analyst and to have DC train me. It was fucking awful lololol That one dude in TRM worked cyber crime for the fbi Can’t think of his name Can’t think of his name Jeff?? Stephen?? Jeff?? Stephen?? It’s just reading tech shit and searching all day Maybe threat intel would be fun? Or threat hunting No The TI guys here love their job. Like they totally nerd out Black guy Nope, that’s what stupid Anthony does and it’s even more boring Maybe threat intel would be fun? Or threat hunting They’re so so smart Yeah for sure. But again, it’s just reading the millions of lists of shit that the industry sends out and checking CVEs against our entirely incomplete patch management db I canceled a training I was going to take after the All Hands so I can nap Like I cannot do this anymore 😂 I hope the all hands ends early. I need sleeeeeep Lmao But this is a good exercise for me!!! lol The training was about having FOMO at work And I kind of have FOMO and guilt from not going 😬 You’re so funny You’re so funny ☺️☺️ But also not to continue to complain but holy shit I don’t even know if I can make it through the hour Thank you I’m not turning on my fucking camera Ok now I’m done I can do it. I can do it. What are you so tired?? Oh and it being hot See the white?? I couldn’t sleep for about 2 hrs 😭😭 Must be from the drinking <no text> Hahahaha I love this little blip where you messaged me lol Ohhh shit Faye started the meeting and not Brian!! Same team…so same thing Equally as annoying Who is Kim Neuhaus? The name is familiar but idk her I don’t get how I’ve been in TRM for 5 yrs and still there’s like a couple ppl I’ve never heard of i was about to type the same thing I KNEW IT That is soooooo unfortunate That name Furbush Holy fuck Right?! lol Lmao I know you would I only really judge ppl I don’t know 😂 He looks like a fraternity bro asshole Yeah he does Might be worse if it were a woman but still I’m so judgy And that douche probably changed his name TO Furbush I’m the MOST judgy of ppl on TV That’s what they’re on there for though so it’s fine Ugh <no text> Throwing out all these huge numbers makes me re-mad about leadership being greedy rich fucks LIESSSSS the People part Lmao They came out on Monday Do you know when the glint survey results come out? I haven’t seen them Sent you a ping Were they bad? It is fucking fluff Like give me a fucking break Most improved is +2?? It was about Schwab supporting the community Ofc this thing is only going to highlight the least bad stuff lol Like I have the granular results for my own team Absolutely 0 commentary on employee growth Right but have they released the granular results yet? Oh, ok Hmmm not that I’ve seen Actually way better than I thought. How is that? Bad? I’ll look more later to see if I see the full company Actually way better than I thought. But after my nap 😂 I might just go ahead and start my nap now Is this fucking guy just going to talk the whole time Normally I can be a little corporate rah rah but not today Like I can typically be around 10% lol My tolerance has gone waaaay down over the last couple years And I’m missing out on Bundt cakes!! Alright baby… nap time Baby!! You still have 40 min!! <no text> What if we are all getting a raise So 😂😂 1. Were aren’t Have a good nap We haven’t even gotten to Samir He ain’t got anything to say I gaf about I have it on still, but I’m gonna stop trying to stay awake 2. I’ll definitely find out later Are you alive Good for you Same still in bed I have to get up though to get the flowers with my mom I canceled the rest of meetings Yes!! Kinda Yeah sounds like you have a good ole fashion hangover ❤️ My head is pounding 😭 I was thinking about you in my sleep though On a Wednesday!! I don’t want that Shhhh Hahaha It’s fine We’re gonna be day drinking in a few weeks!! Eeeeeee!! WEEKday drinking Like fucking rebels! Season 2 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYSiIP0p4xc/?igsh=b2ljcXllc3FyNm9z Instagram Womp womp That’s weird as hell lol It’s just Dan Levy saying Big Mistakes was renewed for a second season Probably because I’m not logged in/using the app You have any plans for tonight? I am going to grill up some chicken though. So I reckon that’s something You know I don’t 😜 Sometimes you do!! Hbu? Where are you going for flowers? Fackkkkk no. She can do all that. lol Bubs is driving us around. Fackkkkk no. She can do all that. lol And are you installing them tonight? Bubs is driving us around. Bro I’ll be lucky if I’m still lol What’s the deal? Oh man. I don’t think it’s a good idea. Like I think he needs to end it. Before she gets too attached. She already is talking about having kids. She really wants something serious. They’ve only been dating since January. Oh! Tell me about his new lady She lives about 2 hrs away in St. Louis. He’s not going to move there. She’s an ICU nurse so she’s not going to move I’m sure. She’s self conscious and really needs a lot of validation. Like her sex drive is low? But like not in a good way He’s really not all that attracted to her. He told me they have different sex drives. He told dad that her boobs are freaking ginormous So now I guess she’s been depressed this week saying that he’s going to break it off with her. 🤦♀️ Yeah she sounds like a problem Dad said “bubs, if she doesn’t make your toes curl, then just break it off” She also did a tarot card reading on Monday and the lady told her that the relationship she’s in, she’s way more into it than he is. That it might not work out. Etc etc Lmao Apparently she’s very sweet and superrrr shy. So what you’re saying is…. Mama Jo is a freak in the sheets? Back in the day, probs Like mother like daughter 🤭 Back in the day, probs Absolute total opposite of his ex. Who was loud, fun, partied. Very outgoing. I hope I make your toes curl 😈 So all this to say, he should probably just end it if he’s really not feeling it. But easier said than done so I feel bad for him. I hope I make your toes curl 😈 Oh you absolutely do! 🤤🤤🤤 🫠 You make them curl when we aren’t even together 🤯 Same with you!!! It’s truly not fair lol 🫠 OK the flowers are so cute. Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve had landscaping!!!! That wasn’t rocks… No I’m here looking at them all lol You got flowers already? Weird Oh! Ok a question I don’t think we’ve ever discussed. Except for sloppy Joe 🤬🤬 but does your mom have a nickname for you that she still calls you? What about you?? She called me Jay for a lot of my youth. But other than that it’s just hunny or baby David “J” Jay?? My dads name was David too So she never really called My mom still calls me Bink Bc I sucked on my pacifier “binky” until I was like 5 😂 True. That makes sense. As a baby, they also called me Scoot for awhile bc even after I could crawl, I just wanted to scoot on my belly everywhere. I kinda thought that might be where bink came from 🥰 Cute OK I’m finally getting a second wind of life. Ish. Maybe half a wind. Also. Do you ever have any desire to buy land and build a house? Desire? Yeah kinda. Like, I’d like to have land to ride 4 wheelers and have a shooting range, and stuff like that. On the other hand, I don’t want to live far enough away from civilization where that kind of thing is possible. So you? Designing everything I mean more like the building the house from nothing part I would absolutely love to have 5 acres Your own shooting range?!? Dangggg That’s probably the most I could semi reasonably take care of lol Yeah that would be awesome too Yeah, forgot about the house part Lmao A slur!! Lmao Look at the headline. Really???? <no text> Awwwwe… are poor wittle wealthy Americans’ wittle feelers getting hurwt? And what is it doing on CNN?! Your dad doesn’t have that channel blocked lol? That’s fucking ridiculous Exactly!! No, different people He probs does for MSNBC 😂 He probs does for MSNBC 😂 I think CNN leans pretty right these days. The ppl who own Fox probs own CNN now too 🤷♀️ lol Oh 💯 nooooo thank you And this stupid ass headline is just further evidence of that I don’t watch any of them though because they are definitely just doing the TV version of “the algorithm” to keep people addicted ON MY PHONE I’LL TAKE MY ECHO CHAMBER ALGORITHMS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH Bahahaha It is thin thin thin. From my favorite place. Called Pizza Man. And you either love it or you hate it and I LOVE Ever?! What’s you have for dinner? The best pizza ever I grilled that chicken and made rice Some ppl say it tastes like cardboard. But they are insane That place is like the only place where I could legit eat an entire medium pizza. Maybe even a large It must be super thin! Is it hard like a cracker? Like can you hold a price at one end and it won’t bend? 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 The. BEST!!! Oh… that actually looks pretty good lol <no text> Mom is asking 1000 questions. We are legit 15 min in. Good lawddddd I’m making my parents watch Project Hail Mary bc I can’t believe my dad hasn’t watched it yet Lmao YASSSS Which one is this one I’m watching the second episode of worst ex So far he’s not as bad as the last guy Oh it’s still wild This is the dude that was on a reality show or something… It hasn’t gotten to that part yet Yeah Yuppp Is this the 90 day fiancé guy Meh. Pretty lackluster after Deadpool You’re already done? And went on the show!! The fact he got engaged to the girl then like a month later met the Russian girl!! Yeah Sigh AND the dumb bitch is STILL with him!!! He got 18 years for beating her up… seems kinda excessive when people commonly get less for murder 🫤 I mean, yeah, he’s terrible. But he didn’t kill anyone Was it really 18 yrs for beating her up? That was the only charge? Not that that’s a crime but still All the ex wives!! Like, for not letting her leave Kidnapping Fuck him. lol I’m getting to bed a little early tonight babydoll 🤭 I hope you sleep well. I can’t believe I’m still up. Sweet dreams baby. Tomorrow is the last day to drive into work!! I love you so much I love you more!! And then we’re off Friday 🥰 And then we’re off Friday 🥰 Same same 😜 And I have my interview 😭 I mean. No. It’s pro day. They’ll probably offer you the job on the spot You’re gonna do great! K, night night 💕Transcript (tap to expand)
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DAY OVERVIEW Perhaps one of the most eventful days of our relationship, I woke up on a Wednesday to find that my girlfriend, Sam, had a terrible night's sleep. We discussed the horrific true crime case of a detective who raped a woman after killing her, and Sam shared her own traumatic dream of being in a gangbang. She was grumpy and feeling the effects of a hangover. We talked about buying another 3D printer and discussed our future plans, including possibly building a house on land. The air quality was hazardous, and we joked about the absurdity of it all. We ended the day with a tender note, looking forward to our time off and promising to stay in touch.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- True Crime Case
- Key Points: Discussed the detective who assaulted a woman after killing her, and the grossness of women in love with him in prison.
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Emotional Register: Disgust, shock, and disgust.
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Sam's Bad Sleep
- Key Points: Sam had a terrible night's sleep, feeling hot and uncomfortable. She had a disturbing dream of being in a gangbang.
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Emotional Register: Grumpy, uncomfortable, and anxious.
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Weekday Drinking
- Key Points: The implications of drinking on a weekday and its effects on Sam's sleep and mood.
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Emotional Register: Regretful, amused.
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3D Printer Purchase
- Key Points: Dave considering buying another 3D printer due to the success of his current business and the potential for prototyping with Dominic.
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Emotional Register: Excited, curious.
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Air Quality Discussion
- Key Points: Dave mentioned the hazardous air quality and the implications for health.
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Emotional Register: Informed, concerned.
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Future Plans and Land Purchase
- Key Points: Discussed the desire to buy land and build a house, with specific interests in having a shooting range and 5 acres.
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Emotional Register: Aspirational, excited.
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Brother's Relationship
- Key Points: Sam shared details about her brother's new relationship, including concerns about compatibility and the girlfriend's expectations.
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Emotional Register: Concerned, sympathetic.
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CNN and Media Bias
- Key Points: Criticized a CNN headline for being biased and trivializing serious issues.
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Emotional Register: Annoyed, critical.
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Pizza Man and Food Preferences
- Key Points: Sam's love for the thin pizza from Pizza Man, a local favorite.
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Emotional Register: Fond, amused.
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Project Hail Mary and Movie Recommendations
- Key Points: Recommendation to watch "Project Hail Mary" and the discussion about the movie's appeal.
- Emotional Register: Enthusiastic, appreciative.
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Interview and Job Search
- Key Points: Sam's upcoming interview and the anticipation of a job offer.
- Emotional Register: Anxious, hopeful.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam discussed a disturbing dream Sam had about a gangbang, which led to a conversation about the physical and emotional sensations of such an experience. Dave was curious and asked for more details, showing a mix of horror and fascination.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led the conversation on several topics, showing a playful and curious nature. Sam was vulnerable in discussing her sleep issues and dream, while also showing a desire to be playful and engaging. There was a mutual sense of care and concern, with both supporting each other's feelings and aspirations.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can't fucking sleep, but I had a great time to answer your question." - Sam, discussing her night out and subsequent sleep issues. - "I love you more!!" - Dave, ending the conversation with a tender note. - "I hope I make your toes curl 😈" - Sam, teasing and flirting. - "That's insane and I was in the other insane thing that I realize is that Corner report show that he sexually assaulted that last woman after she was dead." - Dave, discussing the true crime case. - "I don't think it's a good idea. Like I think he needs to end it. Before she gets too attached." - Sam, advising her brother about his relationship.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's upcoming job interview. - Future plans for possibly building a house on land. - The unresolved discussion on the true crime case and its implications.
MOOD MAP Nervous anticipation → playful curiosity → grumpy frustration → concerned discussion → tender love
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
459
94.1 more; previous daily average 364.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
28
0.3 fewer; previous daily average 28.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 210 · 46% | 249 · 54% |
| Average reply time | 1m 27s (n=117) | 1m 57s (n=116) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 27s (n=117). 17% shorter; pooled historical mean 1m 45s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 607 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 57s (n=116). 23% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 33s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 605 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 20.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 80.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 9m 24s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 26% higher than the previous daily average of 364.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Messages per hour, in America/Chicago.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 459 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (68), Humor (42), Frustration (21), Flirting (15), Affection (12)
- Sam Willis: Status update (63), Frustration (38), Humor (35), Checking in (15), Vulnerability (13)
Tension and positive follow-ups
29 of 53 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (55%).
24 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 14s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 53 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Oof
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Dave I’m so grumpy lol
- Context · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave I’m so grumpy lol
- Context · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna workkkkk
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
I mean, which was definitely enough lol
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
- Start: Open exact message in transcript
- Positive follow-up: Open exact message in transcript
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
406 of 459 messages (88.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 189 / 210 | 90.0% |
| Sam Willis | 217 / 249 | 87.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.80 |
| Appreciation | 0.74 |
| Boundary setting | 0.63 |
| Checking in | 0.66 |
| Deep sharing | 0.68 |
| Disagreement | 0.69 |
| Emotional support | 0.71 |
| Encouragement | 0.73 |
| Excitement | 0.75 |
| Flirting | 0.79 |
| Frustration | 0.68 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.68 |
| Request | 0.66 |
| Sexting | 0.82 |
| Status update | 0.61 |
| Unmet need | 0.58 |
| Vulnerability | 0.61 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-14 08:29:31
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enou…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enou…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh the dramaaaaaa
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh the dramaaaaaa
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie
- Context · · Sam Willis
I slept fucking awful lol
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww!!
- Context · · Dave
And then he had some pretty wise words for him after he turned him in
- Detected signal · · Dave
I was proud of his dad though for doing the right thing. I shouldn’t judge but for some reason I didn’t expect him to be a stand-up guy 🤷♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
He had him when he was like 14-15 yrs old! I was so proud of him
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think he adopted him out because he just truly knew that they couldn’t take care of him at that time
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
And then he had some pretty wise words for him after he turned him in
- Context · · Dave
I was proud of his dad though for doing the right thing. I shouldn’t judge but for some reason I didn’t expect him to be a stand-up guy 🤷♂️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
He had him when he was like 14-15 yrs old! I was so proud of him
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think he adopted him out because he just truly knew that they couldn’t take care of him at that time
- Context · · Sam Willis
But he was definitely a really good guy
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
He had him when he was like 14-15 yrs old! I was so proud of him
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think he adopted him out because he just truly knew that they couldn’t take care of him at that time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But he was definitely a really good guy
- Context · · Sam Willis
And to get on the stand and testify against him. Oh man
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You poor babe 😢
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I definitely think at this point that you need to get a second printer 100% Like especially once you get going with the thing with Dominic, yeah you're gonna meet at least a second printer
- Detected signal · · Dave
Cancel the 1:1s
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t cancel on my people 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Friends
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
It’s just reading tech shit and searching all day
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe threat intel would be fun? Or threat hunting This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
The TI guys here love their job. Like they totally nerd out
- Context · · Dave
Black guy
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I was thinking about you in my sleep though
- Context · · Sam Willis
On a Wednesday!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t want that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shhhh
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
Checking in
Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oof
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave I’m so grumpy lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwwwww!!!
- Context · · Dave
Right!! I was thinking about that too! Like, was her body just like a bag of jello 😬? Were her arms and legs just flopping all around and bending the wrong way and shit 😬😬😬
- Detected signal · · Dave
And he’s hittin it like that?
- Context · · Dave
How fucked up do you have to be
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Rough day lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Did you warn Rachel not to bother lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I thought you didn’t want to live in Effingham though
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha I’m surprised I’m not dead growing up in the small town
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… the dream
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I was proud of his dad though for doing the right thing. I shouldn’t judge but for some reason I didn’t expect him to be a stand-up guy 🤷♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
He had him when he was like 14-15 yrs old! I was so proud of him
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think he adopted him out because he just truly knew that they couldn’t take care of him at that time
- Context · · Sam Willis
But he was definitely a really good guy
- Context · · Sam Willis
And to get on the stand and testify against him. Oh man
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so I'm home alone. I have nobody say goodbye to me. Who knows how long everybody's been gone but anyway OK, I had a bunch of random things to tell you and now I'm totally drawing a blink. What the actual fuck I cannot re…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, I still don't know what all I was gonna say but Working all day then I'm going to Work guinea mom like just some flowers like that she wants for outside. That was her Mother's Day gift so we're gonna go pick those up tod…
- Context · · Dave
Rough day lol
- Context · · Dave
Rough day lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Dave
That one dude in TRM worked cyber crime for the fbi This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I like the idea of it! The unfortunate reality of digital forensics is that it’s horribly tedious and boring lol. I talked my old boss at TDA into letting me be the backup forensics analyst and to have DC train me. It was fucking awful lol…
- Context · · Dave
I like the idea of it! The unfortunate reality of digital forensics is that it’s horribly tedious and boring lol. I talked my old boss at TDA into letting me be the backup forensics analyst and to have DC train me. It was fucking awful lol…
- Context · · Dave
That one dude in TRM worked cyber crime for the fbi
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Rough day lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Did you warn Rachel not to bother lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I thought you didn’t want to live in Effingham though
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha I’m surprised I’m not dead growing up in the small town
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… the dream
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Or even keep the ones they have
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exactly. And they’re too fucking cheap to hire more actual employees 🤬🤬🤬
- Detected signal · · Dave
You get what you pay for 🤷♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
RIGHT?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
What brand of Greek yogurt do you eat?
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
By far the best
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤮🤮🤮
- Detected signal · · Dave
Bitch, you haven’t even tried it yet
- Context · · Dave
We’re getting some when I’m there and you’re gonna eat it
- Context · · Sam Willis
No we aren’t
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enou…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh the dramaaaaaa
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie
- Context · · Sam Willis
I slept fucking awful lol
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie
- Context · · Sam Willis
I slept fucking awful lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sleep well
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok byeeeee talk soon ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
- Detected signal · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna workkkkk
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sooooo tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Dave
How are you feeling? Still tired I take it?
- Context · · Sam Willis
And about to be in 4 hrs of meetings
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m standing outside right now though to get fresh air. Maybe that’ll help
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Jeff?? Stephen??
- Context · · Dave
It’s just reading tech shit and searching all day
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe threat intel would be fun? Or threat hunting This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
The TI guys here love their job. Like they totally nerd out
Excitement
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I choose to ignore that part though lol
- Context · · Dave
The whole part about how I/we feel about each other even though I’m married.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk, but it’s hot 🥵
- Context · · Dave
Idk, but it’s hot 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And I’m about to bust out of my pants 😅
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
The whole part about how I/we feel about each other even though I’m married.
- Context · · Dave
Idk, but it’s hot 🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk, but it’s hot 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And I’m about to bust out of my pants 😅
- Context · · Dave
And I’m about to bust out of my pants 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1t6ks3g/real_cock_and_machine_perfect_combo/?share_id=Vo3AUYqrp7O0UQRNXhDCK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content]…
- Context · · Dave
Mmhmm. This is what you’d get rn
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Killing me
- Context · · Dave
Oh man! The breasts too… just noticed that
Flirting
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Right?!?!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I totally say fuck it when I need to pee and try to go back to sleep lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re definitely the hottest
- Context · · Dave
Tell me about the gangbang dream!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… your head is too heavy… omg I was just gonna say it’s because of your thicc beautiful hair
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You’re definitely the hottest
- Context · · Dave
Tell me about the gangbang dream!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… your head is too heavy… omg I was just gonna say it’s because of your thicc beautiful hair
- Context · · Dave
LOLOLOL OMG
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… the dream
- Context · · Dave
And “they were all black guys”
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lololol… for the record I won’t be mad as long as you record the gangbang 😏😈
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh yes, how could I forget that you’re such a little voyeur
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo you’re not the jealous type then? Bccccc I dunno about all that lol
Frustration
Showing 3 of 59 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Oof
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dave I’m so grumpy lol
- Context · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave I’m so grumpy lol
- Context · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
How much did you drink?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Miserableeeee. Couldn’t sleep at all HMPH
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
Humor
Showing 3 of 77 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ohhh the dramaaaaaa
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie
- Context · · Sam Willis
I slept fucking awful lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna workkkkk
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I mean, which was definitely enough lol
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
- Context · · Dave
Mentally ill
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Friends
- Context · · Sam Willis
Right?!?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, I totally say fuck it when I need to pee and try to go back to sleep lol
- Context · · Dave
You’re definitely the hottest
- Context · · Dave
Tell me about the gangbang dream!!
Passive aggression
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shhhh
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s fine
- Context · · Dave
We’re gonna be day drinking in a few weeks!! Eeeeeee!!
- Context · · Dave
WEEKday drinking
Planning
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Call in sick!
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… I know
- Detected signal · · Dave
Too bad there isn’t a layover in Dallas lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m feeling that too
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't wanna do this today. I have my stupid. Daily standup in an hour and then I'm in meetings nonstop from 1030 to 4 and I'm in one of those like training meetings that you're supposed to do like 45 minutes of pre-work wh…
- Context · · Dave
You poor babe 😢
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I definitely think at this point that you need to get a second printer 100% Like especially once you get going with the thing with Dominic, yeah you're gonna meet at least a second printer
- Context · · Dave
Cancel the 1:1s
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t cancel on my people 😭
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤮🤮🤮
- Context · · Dave
Bitch, you haven’t even tried it yet
- Detected signal · · Dave
We’re getting some when I’m there and you’re gonna eat it
- Context · · Sam Willis
No we aren’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
No I’m not
Request
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Mentally ill
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am missing you too. Like I REALLY want to cuddle and nap together.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Call in sick!
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… I know
- Context · · Dave
Too bad there isn’t a layover in Dallas lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK what do you think is the ideal time between energy drinks?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like to get the biggest energy bump
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just drink it. Like a normal person… This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
They came out on Monday
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you know when the glint survey results come out?
- Context · · Dave
I haven’t seen them
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sent you a ping
Sexting
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is hilarious bc you’re married
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
WHY AM I HORNY RIGHT NOW
- Context · · Dave
Ik. It is weird
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1t6ks3g/real_cock_and_machine_perfect_combo/?share_id=Vo3AUYqrp7O0UQRNXhDCK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content]…
- Context · · Dave
Mmhmm. This is what you’d get rn
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Killing me
- Context · · Dave
Oh man! The breasts too… just noticed that
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
So all this to say, he should probably just end it if he’s really not feeling it. But easier said than done so I feel bad for him.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope I make your toes curl 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh you absolutely do! 🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫠
- Context · · Dave
You make them curl when we aren’t even together 🤯
Status update
Showing 3 of 131 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my stupid way to work I hope you slept well Slept pretty well I still can't fucking get over that one detective that I was just like I mean, if you didn't rapper It's good enou…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby. Just wanted to say hi real quick before I go back to bed for a bit lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this bullshit from 2-4. 😩
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna workkkkk
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean, which was definitely enough lol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am missing you too. Like I REALLY want to cuddle and nap together.
- Context · · Dave
Call in sick!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ugh… I know
- Context · · Dave
Too bad there isn’t a layover in Dallas lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m feeling that too
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
But this is a good exercise for me!!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
The training was about having FOMO at work
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And I kind of have FOMO and guilt from not going
- Context · · Sam Willis
😬
- Context · · Dave
You’re so funny
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sent you a ping
- Context · · Dave
Were they bad?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It is fucking fluff
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like give me a fucking break
- Context · · Sam Willis
Most improved is +2??
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Oh! Tell me about his new lady
- Context · · Sam Willis
She lives about 2 hrs away in St. Louis. He’s not going to move there. She’s an ICU nurse so she’s not going to move I’m sure.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
She’s self conscious and really needs a lot of validation.
- Context · · Dave
Like her sex drive is low?
- Context · · Sam Willis
But like not in a good way
Vulnerability
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh the dramaaaaaa
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe, I’m sorry sweetie
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I slept fucking awful lol
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok byeeeee talk soon ❤️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You aren’t supposed to be grumpy!! You’re in Effingham!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only had 1 cocktail and then 3 seltzers
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna workkkkk
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean, which was definitely enough lol
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean, which was definitely enough lol
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
- Detected signal · · Dave
Mentally ill
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am missing you too. Like I REALLY want to cuddle and nap together.
- Context · · Dave
Call in sick!