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2026-03-07

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[2026-03-07 06:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-03-07 06:36:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings šŸ˜‚
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: What are you doing up?!
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hopefully it’s just temporary
[2026-03-07 06:39:00] Sam Willis: These bitches got me up I think this is the 4th time tonight 😔
[2026-03-07 06:39:00] Dave: Oh no
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep šŸ˜”
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: Hope you’re having fun at the gym
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: šŸ–•
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: Yeah, that’s the worst šŸ˜’
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: šŸ–•
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: It’s ok
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: I’m proud of you for being there!! Fucker
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: I’m really not feeling it though
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: lol, thanks baby
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: Needed the laugh 😘
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 06:42:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. Going back to bed lol. Ttyl
[2026-03-07 06:42:00] Dave: NN… again
[2026-03-07 07:50:00] Dave: Standby
[2026-03-07 07:50:00] Dave: Notes message: The Psychology of BDSM/ What the Science Actually https://www.icloud.com/notes/0e4J3kCq8eBZBNPscUJ958sHg
[2026-03-07 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Interesting! Thank you for sharing. I can definitely see all of that now that I see it laid out like that.
[2026-03-07 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally going back to bed šŸ˜’ I said fuck it after I texted you at like 545 bc the dogs were too hyper. So I let Christian sleep, and Ginger just got picked up. Now its my turn 😊
[2026-03-07 08:30:00] Dave: Ok nowwwwww NN again love 😘
[2026-03-07 08:32:00] Sam Willis: But also. I love you.
[2026-03-07 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Also also. I wish you were spooning me right now
[2026-03-07 09:34:00] Dave: Girl I’d spoon you so hard!! šŸ¤—
[2026-03-07 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Why am I so worthless today!! 😭😭
[2026-03-07 10:59:00] Dave: It’s that broken sleep I bet
[2026-03-07 11:01:00] Sam Willis: Or i am just a POS šŸ˜”
[2026-03-07 11:02:00] Dave: Yeah, could be that too
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: This was one of those times I set you up to disagree with me and make me feel better. Hmph.
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: I forgive you
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Mostly
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: This one time.
[2026-03-07 11:05:00] Dave: Hahaha, damn. This is the ONE time I thought it would be cute to not disagree with you. Thank goddess you’re so forgiving! And pretty, sexy, smart, and funny! šŸ‘ø
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: My body is so damn sore from the workout yesterday
[2026-03-07 11:07:00] Dave: Not much really. Just kinda being a flop myself. I actually came down with a surprise hangover after I got back from the gym šŸ˜’. Apparently I had 1 too many beers last night.
[2026-03-07 11:08:00] Dave: Plus it’s rainy and overcast so that has sapped my motivation as well
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Kidding. That sucks.
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: How many did you have?
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse.
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Dave: lol 3 šŸ™„
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse.
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: But i leave for the baseball game in like 2 hrs so ill get some fresh air
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Dave: lol 3 šŸ™„
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Hopefully that’ll make you feel better
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Hopefully that’ll make you feel better
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Wow ya lightweight ā˜ŗļø
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Ikr. I didn’t even get a buzz lol
[2026-03-07 11:17:00] Dave: Sometimes that happens… where I’m just not hydrated or something is off
[2026-03-07 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Yea I hear ya.
[2026-03-07 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m sorry you’re feeling blah too baby
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Dave: Thanks sweetie
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Dave: How far away is the game?
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Do you ever physically get up, stretch, yawn, and also like…scream šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it actually feels quite amazing
[2026-03-07 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Hmm like 20 min
[2026-03-07 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Hmm like 20 min
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: I don’t ā€œscreamā€ but more like a groan
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: And yeah it feels great
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: I don’t ā€œscreamā€ but more like a groan
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: And yeah it feels great
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: When I read ā€œgroanā€, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: When I read ā€œgroanā€, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: What is wrong with me lol
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Dave: NOTHING AT ALL!
[2026-03-07 11:27:00] Dave: I thought the exact same thing though and thought for a second about trying to cum up with a less sexual verb but then I was like… why lol šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
[2026-03-07 11:28:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you didn’t. Don’t you ever lol
[2026-03-07 11:28:00] Dave: And ā€œgrowlā€ sounded too ā€œsoftcopyā€
[2026-03-07 12:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 12:25:00] Dave: Living dangerously lol
[2026-03-07 12:26:00] Dave: Have you got your shit together yet?
[2026-03-07 12:26:00] Dave: About time for the game right?
[2026-03-07 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Shit is together. Sigh. Folding a ton of laundry. Not leaving for another 45 min or so
[2026-03-07 12:41:00] Dave: Well I’ll take over your POS duties 🤪. I just ate some chic fil a and now I’m gonna take a nap lol. You’ll probably have gone time I wake up so, I hope you have fun!! Love you 😘
[2026-03-07 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby. Have a good nap. Chic fil a sounds delish!
[2026-03-07 12:42:00] Dave: It hit the spot
[2026-03-07 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ, we are just driving to the game still, and he’s already driving me insane
[2026-03-07 13:34:00] Sam Willis: So much talking.
[2026-03-07 13:36:00] Sam Willis: So much repeating himself
[2026-03-07 13:36:00] Sam Willis: So much being a know it all
[2026-03-07 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Look at that ketchupppp
[2026-03-07 14:12:00] Dave: Byeeeeeee
[2026-03-07 14:12:00] Dave: Byeeeeeee
[2026-03-07 14:16:00] Dave: Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things?
[2026-03-07 14:16:00] Dave: Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things?
[2026-03-07 14:17:00] Dave: Thanks for checking in 🄰
[2026-03-07 14:17:00] Dave: My nap was fucking great 😌
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Both.
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Both.
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: I’ll give you an example later lol
[2026-03-07 14:50:00] Dave: Haha… is everybody looking at you two as well? 🤪
[2026-03-07 14:54:00] Sam Willis: No, never here. Baseball is his happy place with his kind of people šŸ˜’
[2026-03-07 14:55:00] Dave: Oh for real? So he’s like really into it?
[2026-03-07 15:00:00] Sam Willis: For sure. He loves baseball. Which is fine bc I’m down to sit outside at games. And he makes friends with the ppl sitting around.
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Ummm… šŸ˜‚
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: A dog at their doggy daycare
[2026-03-07 15:19:00] Dave: That thing looks like a nightmare lol
[2026-03-07 15:19:00] Dave: Or a vegan lion lmao
[2026-03-07 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Seriously, who does this to something they love?!?! Jesus
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Poor babes lol
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Top of the 6th and I think I’m going to Factory after and get a cheesecake slice and that’s all I’m thinking about now lol
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Dave: Mmmm what kind??
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: OMG!!!! Noooooo
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: And the sun is behind me now and I’m cold 🤪
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: OMG!!!! Noooooo
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: The whole reason we were going to go was bc I have gift cards
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: But I didn’t bring my purse!!
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: That has the GCs in them šŸ˜’
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Dave: What a travesty
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: That’s dumb lol. Still gonna go
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: It IS!!
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Dave: Haha, that’s what I was gonna say
[2026-03-07 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Btw, I can never see you at this phase of the month. I may have already said that, but I want to eat eat eat and eat lol
[2026-03-07 15:40:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-07 15:40:00] Sam Willis: I think I’ll just be on the tail end of it that weekend of your bday
[2026-03-07 15:41:00] Dave: I’m totally down to eat so much with you that we’re too stuffed to even have sex, and we just go lay somewhere and watch murder documentaries until we’re ready to eat some more 😘
[2026-03-07 15:41:00] Sam Willis: This is why you’re my favorite person
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: ā¤ļøā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: But I still want the sex
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Hehehe ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: And to look semi decent
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Well yeah, obvi
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: But ok. I’ll see. lol
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Obvi the sex, that part was mostly facetious.
[2026-03-07 15:43:00] Sam Willis: I love love love that you are down to have sympathy PMS with me though ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 15:43:00] Dave: But its utterly impossible for you to be anything BUT beautiful in my eyes šŸ˜
[2026-03-07 15:44:00] Dave: I’ll have sympathy pretty-much-anything with you sweet pea
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: 🤬
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: Drama time….
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: So you know my dumbass trans son right…
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Uh oh
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Did the wife get pregnant???
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Dave: Did I tell you he and his wife were trying to have a-home-insemination? From some donor who’s a friend of his, but won’t tell us who…
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Yes yes
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: … you got it
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: This was on secret weekend
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkk
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: So she’s pregnant?
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: Oh shit that’s right lol
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: They can’t afford their own life. How tf can they afford a baby??
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: How far along is she?
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: RIGHT?!
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: That’s what I’ve BEEN saying
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: This is nuts
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Dave: It hasn’t been but a couple months since their fucking cars got repo’d šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: I feel fucking awful for whatever child they bring into this world
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Dave: You home yet? Get your cheesecake?
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: So so irresponsible
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Is Juliet losing her shit?
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Dave: Oh yeah.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: What if…
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: You guys have to raise the baby….
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Dave: What kind did you get?
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: What if…
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: You guys have to raise the baby….
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: God. Damnit. Sam.
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Sam Willis: But Dave, it’s a legit concern
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: That won’t happen
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: Nope. No way.
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: And we can chat later since you’re in the care 😘
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: car
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Sam Willis: Does Juliet feel the same way? The no way part?
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: Yeah for sure
[2026-03-07 16:58:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter tbh.
[2026-03-07 16:59:00] Dave: That. Won’t. Happen.
[2026-03-07 17:00:00] Dave: This is like, the epitome of irresponsible and delusional decisions.
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Chocolate mousse šŸ’•
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Abso-fucking-lutely
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Honestly, maybe the pregnancy won’t even end up being viable…
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Have they actually seen a damn dr yet
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Dave: That’s the best possible outcome.
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Chocolate mousse šŸ’•
[2026-03-07 17:09:00] Dave: I doubt they’ve seen a dr
[2026-03-07 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Is he like all happy and shit??
[2026-03-07 17:12:00] Dave: Oh ofc
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely delulu
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Dave: He asked Julie what Aveya calls her. So she knew what was coming.
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh my god
[2026-03-07 17:16:00] Dave: So she said ā€œ right now just grandma, but I’m thinking about switching it to Birdieā€ (idk).. So Ryan said ā€œOk, Birdie it isā€
[2026-03-07 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Other than all that fun (!), how’s your day going?
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Not bad. I’ve just been chillin out all day
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Takin it pretty easy
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Vibe coding on softcopy šŸ˜›
[2026-03-07 17:41:00] Dave: Thinking about you 😘
[2026-03-07 17:41:00] Dave: HBU? Enjoy the game?
[2026-03-07 17:45:00] Sam Willis: The game was good in that it was great weather and the vibe was chill. The actual game sucked ass though. lol. But we weren’t vested in the teams so that’s fine. Can’t wait to dive into this cheesecake. 🤤 and I gotta lot of cleaning to do.
[2026-03-07 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Ginger just got home 15 min ago from a long long day at an adoption event. Apparently she was wonderful. Hopefully she gets some apps šŸ¤ž I low key am happy to see her though ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 17:48:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-03-07 17:48:00] Dave: Why don’t YOU just keep her? 🤭
[2026-03-07 17:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Dinner lol
[2026-03-07 17:51:00] Dave: Omg that looks soooo rich
[2026-03-07 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo yea
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: Omg this is like 3,000 calories I’m sure
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: If I don’t throw up first lol
[2026-03-07 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Ok can you explain to me what ā€œvibe codingā€ even means?
[2026-03-07 17:57:00] Dave: It’s basically when you tell AI what you want and let it write the code.
[2026-03-07 17:59:00] Dave: There are various levels of it. From ā€œdurrrrr I want appzā€ to where I’m at now which is really digging into features, functionality, and architecture through iteration.
[2026-03-07 18:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a techy nerd
[2026-03-07 18:01:00] Dave: So I’m using multiple AIs to analyze code and plan, then have it write instructions for other AI coding agents who then also create plans, that I then run back through even other AIs to compare and consolidate… and so on.
[2026-03-07 18:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s…. Intense
[2026-03-07 18:06:00] Dave: It really is. I keep figuring out new ways to do things and get better results and that’s so satisfying. Like, I haven’t even thought about actually using softcopy in weeks lololol.. But hell if I’m not dead set on building the best gd settings interface and signals processing module you’ve ever seen 🤣
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with this?
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Btw. We need to do scorecard
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Dave: Current indications lead to….
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Dave: NEVERRRRRRR
[2026-03-07 18:14:00] Dave: The real question is how long until YOU get bored of ME…
[2026-03-07 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Also never. You’re stuck
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m just gonna be the crazy bitch psycho that you welcomed into your life that will never go away
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Dave: Reference:
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Dave: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend Overly Attached Girlfriend "Overly Attached Girlfriend" is an advice animal character based on a webcam photograph of YouTuber Laina Morris. In the image macro series, the character
[2026-03-07 18:17:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-07 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Doing the thing.
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Dave: Good job!!
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Dave: You’re the best dog mom
[2026-03-07 18:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I just realized I don't think I've heard your precious voice today So how about you? Tell me what Christian was repeating himself about because I was curious about that and I wanna hear you talk.
[2026-03-07 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, you're right I don't think did we voice message yesterday? I think we did or yeah like about the laundry. Shit OK anyway hi So He just can't even describe so like for example we were driving and OK sorry anyway we're driving and I look up and I'm like oh I had no idea there was a Dick's Sporting Goods there. He's like yeah it's been there for a while and I was like oh OK. Well, I had no idea and he's like well. I mean it's been there and I'm like I know why I hear you. I just had this is the first time I've seen it and he's like oh yeah and it's been there for a while. I'd like literally repeating himself three motherfucking times I'm like bro I get it. You knew it was there I did not like what in the fuck why do you keep saying it just like a little shit like that? Let me think of another example too.
[2026-03-07 18:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you I feel better now already hearing your voice so does he like always have to get the last word on things just in general
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, this is exactly the same and like this is really like mean to say but it's he's a snob about it so he loves the movies. I mean that is his freaking thing and he has. A way of sounding extremely patronizing, probably without realizing it But when it comes to movies so you'll be like, oh yeah, did you see such and such movie you had you know that guy in it that guy that was like you know in this other movie and he's like you mean Sean Penn legendary Sean Penn five time Oscar winner, Sean Penn like for example, not really Sean Penn, but like it could be like that and then he'll every single movie he talks about like it's like a twitch every single movie he talks about he has to say who it who the main Like actor actresses and also he always talks about like what award they won. I'm not kidding you like every motherfucking time and it's like bro we get it. You're like a walking fucking encyclopedia when it comes to movies but most people don't give enough of a shit and he just he just sounds so patronizing when he does it. I know he doesn't mean to be like holy fuck even my family is pointed out. They're like dude we get it. You're very serious about your movies. And like I'm sorry if we just bring up any movie or any show, we don't need to know who the director or the executive producer was that is irrelevant to the story we're talking about
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Hmm I don’t think it’s the last word per se.
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: He just needs you to know that he’s already informed
[2026-03-07 18:43:00] Dave: Ahhh ok
[2026-03-07 18:45:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Patronizing wasn’t the right word I think. I think I meant condescending
[2026-03-07 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Or maybe both
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: Condescending was what I was actually imagining
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Sam Willis: He comes across like a complete fucking know it all, but even worse, he (allegedly unknowingly) makes you feel like an idiot bc you DON’T know something
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: That’s the worst
[2026-03-07 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So totally unrelated, but when you go to the gym, do you go in with a plan or do you just go in and see what speaks to you whenever you get there?
[2026-03-07 18:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I usually go in with a plan like not necessarily exactly what exercises I'm gonna do but with muscle groups so I'll do like Oh, excuse me So just try to say, I was back biceps legs, shoulders, and traps And or sometimes I'll just do like push pull or or whatever sometimes I'll do full body depend on how I feel but that's kind of the gist of it and then each of those workouts for each of those muscle groups I have Like I just do whatever groups or whatever exercises I feel like for those like always some they're always based on like like the main one as a compound movement like bench press for chest or military press for shoulders squats for legs And then just some ancillary stuff for those muscles like I usually like when I do chest, they usually do either dumbbell flyers or do the back deck machine And then, just all the other things that go along with it And those are just kind of whatever I feel like doing that day I usually do arms very much Like specific arm exercises that's kind of a mentality. I got when I did CrossFit years and years ago. Cause it was all like functional based in there there's kind of like this and I curls and you know pull-ups and dips. I do that too, but there's kind of like this anti-bicep curl or tricep press mentality right cause you're not working out like for. I'm looking for like your looks but like for functionality so yeah Usually have a plan of some kind
[2026-03-07 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Quit yawning!
[2026-03-07 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkkk pull ups
[2026-03-07 19:10:00] Sam Willis: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
[2026-03-07 19:11:00] Dave: Same as I did for today lol
[2026-03-07 19:12:00] Dave: Actually I have to get some shit done tomorrow. Gym, groceries, cleaning, thinking about you, laundry, general getting ready for the week stuff.
[2026-03-07 19:12:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-03-07 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too
[2026-03-07 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Only 2 ppl, including me, signed up for the gym tomorrow. Sigh
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Dave: Almost a free private sesh!!
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Dave: Or… a free almost-private sesh!
[2026-03-07 19:23:00] Sam Willis: True but blah
[2026-03-07 19:23:00] Sam Willis: Also. What I REALLY need to do tomorrow is give all 5 dogs a bath 😭😭
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Sam Willis: Fml
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Dave: That’s like, your whole day right there lol
[2026-03-07 19:33:00] Sam Willis: It does super suck because then you have to wash all the towels after and the bathroom rugs and clean out the bath tub and it’s a whole fucking thing
[2026-03-07 19:33:00] Sam Willis: And they all get the zoomies after, like idiots lol
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Sam Willis: It doesn’t take nearly as long as yours do though. Thank God for short haired dogs lol
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Oh did you get grey kitty’s knots out of her fur?
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Dave: Yeah, true about the hair… ugh
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: And what’s with the zoomies after baths?? I love it
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: No, I haven’t fucked with her yet
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: I wish I could just use clippers on her but her fur is so fine that they won’t even cut it
[2026-03-07 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Yea that super sucks
[2026-03-07 19:38:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MZDGF5M/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_BZB7EFEZ36W0R3V9R73X FURminator deShedding Tool For Medium/Large Cats, Long Hair - Removes Loose Hair Take your grooming routine into your own the FURminatorĀ® Ultimate Hair Reduction Systemā„¢: Brush, deShed, Bathe and Maintain for grooming confidence in the comfort of your own home. Our deShedding tools, grooming tools and hair solutions offer a grooming regimen catered to an...
[2026-03-07 19:38:00] Sam Willis: This is the one I use to get out knots from Simba, my long hair cat
[2026-03-07 19:39:00] Dave: Idk if that would work..
[2026-03-07 19:48:00] Dave: I’m not sure what you, but GKs shit is totally matted clumps.
[2026-03-07 19:49:00] Dave: They have to be cut out
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Sam Willis: But this can help separate the clumps from the skin if they’re that knotted up
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Knots, matts, fucked up, etc lol. You know what I mean?
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: No I literally don’t
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Sam Willis: This way you can atleast slowly, gentlyyyyy get them to a good spot to even be able to cut them
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: I feel like when you see it, you’ll understand
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: Unless Ijdkwtfita šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
[2026-03-07 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Yea you’ll have to show me
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: At some point
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m starting to clean the kids bathroom and I just….
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Guess what?
[2026-03-07 20:17:00] Dave: What!
[2026-03-07 20:18:00] Sam Willis: We will be 2 hrs apart tomorrow 😭
[2026-03-07 20:27:00] Dave: …. That’s not an appropriate ā€œguess whatā€.
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: It wasn’t an excited one!
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: You just didn’t feel my tone through text
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: That’s on you, boo
[2026-03-07 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Why in the mother fuck do Lego’s exist?
[2026-03-07 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to get Quinn’s room back together AND dust it and there’s 1463356 tiny pieces of Lego’s 🤬
[2026-03-07 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I accidentally broke one of them. Idgaf
[2026-03-07 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Well didn’t break, but a piece came off
[2026-03-07 20:53:00] Dave: The whole point is to build stuff with them so really you did her A favor
[2026-03-07 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Him 🤪 And no. This shit is just gonna continue to sit here collecting dust šŸ™„
[2026-03-07 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Like all these Star Wars guys. Who needs all these! They’re just thrown around.
[2026-03-07 20:55:00] Dave: But yeah. Break all their shit. Fuck it
[2026-03-07 21:16:00] Dave: Ugh.. fucking DST šŸ™„
[2026-03-07 21:17:00] Dave: I’m going to have to figure out a way to stay up later lol
[2026-03-07 21:17:00] Dave: But that starts tomorrow! Tonight I’m going to bed right now hahaha
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Sam Willis: No it’s okay. Don’t stay up later! You’ll be grumpy and really hating life in the mornings when you need to go to work lol
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Good! I love you baby. I hope you sleep well!
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Dave: I love you too sweetheart 😘
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Dave: I miss you, and I can’t wait to see you again
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Same 😭
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be thinking of you ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Same 😭
[2026-03-07 21:20:00] Dave: You know I’ll be thinking of you too šŸ‘ø. When I go to sleep, and when I wake up 🄰
[2026-03-07 21:20:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Always ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Always ā¤ļø
[2026-03-07 22:21:00] Sam Willis: Electric gold rush: It’s not just construction—data center electricians are making $130 per hour, while the average electrician is getting $30 per hour, according to ZipRecruiter. And no trade job may be as important—more than 300,000 new electricians are projected to be necessary to complete data center buildouts over the next decade. We’ve talked about this before, but for real: all the kids need to get into trade schools.

DAY OVERVIEW Saturday began with a playful and teasing exchange, transitioned into a sexually charged midday, and evolved into a reflective yet humorous evening. The most defining theme of the day was the discussion about Dave’s son and his financial irresponsibility in deciding to have a baby.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings - Dave and Sam exchanged playful morning greetings and discussed Sam's broken sleep due to her dogs. - Emotional register: Playful, supportive. - Notable quotes: "Hopefully it’s just temporary" — Dave.

  1. Gym and Hangover
  2. Dave discussed his gym routine and unexpected hangover; Sam expressed jealousy over the weather differences.
  3. Emotional register: Light-hearted, empathetic.
  4. Notable quotes: "Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚" — Sam.

  5. Baseball Game Plans

  6. Sam planned to attend a baseball game; discussed her anticipation and difficulties with getting ready.
  7. Emotional register: Casual, slightly frustrated.
  8. Notable quotes: "Shit is together. Sigh." — Sam.

  9. Relationship with Christian

  10. Sam shared experiences with Christian's repetitive and condescending behavior.
  11. Emotional register: Frustrated, humorous.
  12. Notable quotes: "Like bro I get it." — Sam.

  13. Dave’s Son’s Pregnancy News

  14. Discussed the irresponsibility of Dave's son planning a baby amidst financial instability.
  15. Emotional register: Concerned, frustrated.
  16. Notable quotes: "This is nuts" — Sam.

  17. Pets and Grooming

  18. Sam and Dave discussed pet care, focusing on Sam’s dog Ginger and Dave’s cat’s grooming needs.
  19. Emotional register: Caring, practical.
  20. Notable quotes: "Why don’t YOU just keep her?" — Dave.

  21. AI and SoftCopy Project

  22. Dave explained his work on AI projects and "vibe coding."
  23. Emotional register: Enthusiastic, technical.
  24. Notable quotes: "Durrrrr I want appz" — Dave.

  25. Miscellaneous and Closing

  26. Random musings on Legos, daylight saving time, and emotional expressions of love and longing.
  27. Emotional register: Light-hearted, affectionate.
  28. Notable quotes: "I love you too sweetheart" — Dave.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Discussed physical longing for each other, with Sam expressing a desire for spooning. - Sam became aroused thinking about Dave groaning. - Dave expressed willingness to indulge in food and documentaries over sex but noted physical attraction. - Specific language: "Girl I’d spoon you so hard!!" — Dave; "I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning" — Sam.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam initiated playful teasing, and Dave responded with humor. - Vulnerability surfaced when discussing self-worth and frustrations with Dave’s son. - Expressions of love were frequent, with both reaffirming their attachment. - Power dynamics included teasing and playful submission, especially around food and sex discussions. - Mention of Dave’s relationship with his son highlighted family tensions.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚" — Sam, teasing Dave about his hangover. - "Girl I’d spoon you so hard!!" — Dave, expressing physical longing. - "That’s the worst" — Dave, on Sam’s description of Christian’s behavior. - "This is why you’re my favorite person" — Sam, expressing affection. - "Sympathy PMS" — Sam, appreciating Dave's empathy. - "This way you can at least slowly, gently get them to a good spot" — Sam, discussing pet grooming. - "That won’t happen" — Dave, about raising his son’s child. - "I’m totally down to eat so much with you" — Dave, playfully discussing indulgence. - "I love you too sweetheart" — Dave, closing the day.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved concern about Dave’s son’s financial instability and potential childcare. - Continued discussion about attending the gym and shared interests like baseball. - Pet care issues, particularly Dave's cat's grooming. - Emotional expressions and longing set for potential deepening in future interactions.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → sexually charged → reflective concern → humorous banter → affectionate longing

Saturday mornings with Dave always have this lightness to them, like the world’s just a bit gentler and more playful. We started the day teasing each other, and it felt like that familiar dance we do, where our words are a little more like tickles than sentences. He mentioned my broken sleep because of the dogs, and his response was so hopeful, ā€œHopefully, it’s just temporary.ā€ His way of making small worries feel manageable.

Later, our talk shifted, and Dave shared his surprise hangover after the gym. I couldn’t help but tease him with a ā€œSurprise bitch šŸ˜‚ā€ and felt a twinge of jealousy over his weather. It’s funny how the smallest things, like weather differences, make me wish I was closer geographically, not just emotionally.

I had plans to attend a baseball game, and as I was getting ready, I felt that familiar frustration of never quite feeling put together. ā€œShit is together. Sigh,ā€ I had muttered to myself. It’s silly, but those are the moments I wish Dave was actually here, to remind me it really doesn’t matter.

Christian came up, and I shared my exasperation about his repetitive, condescending behavior. Dave’s response was perfectā€”ā€œThat’s the worst.ā€ Even in those small acknowledgments, he makes me feel heard and understood. It always reassures me that with Dave, I can let out these frustrations without having to sugarcoat them.

Our conversation eventually turned to something more serious, the news about Dave’s son planning to have a baby despite financial instability. This was a real worry, and I could feel Dave’s tension beneath the surface. ā€œThis is nuts,ā€ I said, more to express solidarity with him than anything else. It's tough seeing someone you care about in a difficult situation, and I wished I could do more than just listen.

We talked about our pets, as we often do, since they bring us both so much joy. Dave, with his calm practicality, suggested I keep Ginger—a conversation we've had a few times before. It’s always a reminder of how much he really gets me, even in these small things.

Then there was this delightfully nerdy segue into his latest AI project and something called ā€œvibe coding.ā€ His enthusiasm is infectious, and even though the technical stuff can go over my head, I love hearing him talk about his work. It reminds me of how passionate he is and how much he lights up when he’s diving into something he loves.

We drifted into more random musings, like Legos and daylight saving time. The affection between us is always there, a steady undercurrent. ā€œI love you too sweetheart,ā€ he said, and it was the perfect way to close the day.

Throughout it all, there was this simmering undercurrent of physical longing. We both acknowledged it, with Dave humorously noting his willingness to indulge in food and documentaries over sex, yet also making it clear that the attraction was always thereā€”ā€œGirl I’d spoon you so hard!!ā€ It made me smile and ache simultaneously, and when I confessed, ā€œI immediately got horny thinking of you groaning,ā€ it was with that same blend of vulnerability and trust that defines us.

It’s days like these that remind me why we work so well. The playful teasing, the serious talks, and the simple, affectionate gestures. They all weave together into this life we share, even from a distance. And as much as I miss him physically, there’s a comfort in knowing that what we have is rooted so deeply, it feels like home.

Saturday started off with the kind of easy banter that makes waking up with Sam a little less painful, even if we were a couple of time zones apart. Her dogs had been up to their usual antics, interrupting her sleep, and I couldn’t help but chuckle at her exasperation, hoping it was just a temporary blip in her restful nights. We’ve both had our fair share of poorly timed wake-up calls from pets.

The gym was next on my agenda, though I was still feeling the unexpected weight of a hangover from the night before. Sam's teasing felt like a familiar rhythm between us, her playful ā€œSurprise bitch šŸ˜‚ā€ poking fun at my sluggishness. Her jealousy about the weather here versus hers made me smirk, imagining her rolling her eyes with dramatic flair. We’ve always had that kind of comfortable, back-and-forth ribbing that never feels mean-spirited.

Sam was heading to a baseball game later and, naturally, there were the usual pre-game frustrations with getting ready. I could hear her sighs through the texts, and I pictured her standing in front of the mirror, half-amused and half-annoyed at her hair refusing to cooperate. Her "Shit is together. Sigh." comment was quintessential Sam, an amusing blend of self-awareness and acceptance.

Later, when she mentioned Christian's repetitive, condescending behavior, it struck a chord. It was a reminder of how grateful I am that we never have to deal with that kind of energy between us. Sam's ā€œLike bro I get itā€ summed up her feelings perfectly—so often, we find humor in the absurdity of other people's quirks.

Then came the heavier topic of my son’s plans to have a baby despite his financial situation. That conversation brought a mix of concern and frustration to the surface. Sam, in her characteristic way, met my exasperated "This is nuts" with her own brand of supportive incredulity. It was one of those moments where I felt the weight of being a parent, and the uncertainty of how to guide him through decisions that might be beyond his means.

We shifted gears with a chat about our pets. Sam's dog Ginger and my cat’s grooming needs were on the docket, and it was the kind of practical talk that wrapped itself in warmth. Her suggestion that I keep Ginger was half-jesting, but it carried that undercurrent of "we're in this together," even in the mundane details.

The day wouldn't be complete without diving into my AI and SoftCopy project. I rambled on about vibe coding, and Sam, ever-patient, listened with enough engagement to make me believe I wasn't boring her. Her ability to balance fierce independence with genuine interest in what I love is one of the things that draws me in further every time.

Random musings closed out the day—Legos, daylight saving time, and an exchange of "I love you"s that felt as comfortable as breathing. There’s always this gentle hum of affection between us, even when we’re talking about the most trivial things. When Sam expressed wanting to be spooned and admitted to getting aroused thinking of me groaning, it lit a familiar spark. That mix of humor and desire is our language, a reminder of the physical longing that’s never too far from the surface.

In the end, it was a day that felt whole. Maybe it was the laughter, or the way we could talk about anything without reservation. It’s that rare gift of knowing exactly what we have, like an unspoken promise that no matter what, we’ll always find our way back to each other. And as I told her, ā€œI love you too sweetheart,ā€ the day settled into its own kind of peaceful conclusion.

Latin jazz spilled out of the underground club, a sultry bass line weaving through the chatter of passersby on Bourbon Street as Dave stepped off the sidewalk and into the dimly lit entrance. Even at 11 PM on a crisp March Friday, New Orleans vibrated with the constant hum of desire, a city where vice and virtue blurred like watercolors in the rain. And he stood at its threshold, craving one thing: the lithe, black-haired woman he had no business wanting. Dave scanned the sensual curve of the bar, eyes locking onto Sam as she laughed with another man, a pang driving deep into his chest. It wasn't jealousy — he knew where her heart was — but possessiveness, a primal urge to mark her, claim her in front of this crowd that had no idea what she truly looked like naked and trembling under him.

Deep in the heart of a dystopian wasteland, where the ruins of skyscrapers pierced the sky like jagged teeth and the air was thick with the acrid smell of smoke and ash, Dave and Sam navigated the desolate landscape on their rugged hoverbike.

(missing Obey)

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Frustration, Status update.

  • Messages exchanged

    329

    103 fewer; previous average 432.0 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    36

    3 fewer; previous average 38.6 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 148 Ā· 45% 181 Ā· 55%
Average reply time 2m 35s 3m 0s
Conversation starts 1 0
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave: 15% shorter; previous average 3m 2s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
  • Sam Willis: 7% longer; previous average 2m 48s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 6m 34s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ā€˜High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 103 fewer; previous average 432.0 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 329 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Frustration53 Ā· 16%
Status update53 Ā· 16%
Humor46 Ā· 14%
Affection32 Ā· 10%
Checking in25 Ā· 8%

All other signals

Vulnerability17 Ā· 5%
Planning11 Ā· 3%
Disagreement9 Ā· 3%
Appreciation8 Ā· 2%
Excitement8 Ā· 2%
Encouragement4 Ā· 1%
Flirting4 Ā· 1%
Request4 Ā· 1%
Deep sharing3 Ā· 1%
Sexting3 Ā· 1%
Unmet need1 Ā· 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (35), Humor (27), Affection (18), Frustration (18), Checking in (12)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (37), Status update (33), Humor (28), Affection (16), Checking in (16)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

320 of 329 messages (97.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 147 / 148 99.3%
Sam Willis 173 / 181 95.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.81
Appreciation 0.81
Boundary setting 0.79
Checking in 0.67
Deep sharing 0.74
Disagreement 0.66
Emotional support 0.69
Encouragement 0.76
Excitement 0.67
Flirting 0.81
Frustration 0.71
Humor 0.69
Passive aggression 0.70
Planning 0.72
Request 0.60
Sexting 0.82
Status update 0.61
Unmet need 0.70
Vulnerability 0.66
  • Model: unknown
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-03-11 17:23:46
  • Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

34 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.81


[2026-03-07 03:41:00 PM] Dave

I’m totally down to eat so much with you that we’re too stuffed to even have sex, and we just go lay somewhere and watch murder documentaries until we’re ready to eat some more 😘

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good morning baby ā¤ļø

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:41:00 PM] Dave

Thinking about you 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:20:00 PM] Dave

You know I’ll be thinking of you too šŸ‘ø. When I go to sleep, and when I wake up 🄰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good! I love you baby. I hope you sleep well!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. Same 😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

But also. I love you.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:18:00 PM] Dave

I love you too sweetheart 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Always ā¤ļø

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Love you baby. Have a good nap. Chic fil a sounds delish!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:43:00 PM] Dave

But its utterly impossible for you to be anything BUT beautiful in my eyes šŸ˜

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Always ā¤ļø This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

lol, thanks baby

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is why you’re my favorite person

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe ā¤ļø

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

ā¤ļøā¤ļø

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:44:00 PM] Dave

I’ll have sympathy pretty-much-anything with you sweet pea

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:30:00 AM] Dave

Ok nowwwwww NN again love 😘

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Girl I’d spoon you so hard!! šŸ¤—

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:48:00 PM] Dave

Awwwwe

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:57:00 PM] Dave

And we can chat later since you’re in the care 😘

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:41:00 PM] Dave

Well I’ll take over your POS duties 🤪. I just ate some chic fil a and now I’m gonna take a nap lol. You’ll probably have gone dark by the time I wake up so, I hope you have fun!! Love you 😘

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also also. I wish you were spooning me right now

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings šŸ˜‚

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also never. You’re stuck

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:05:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha, damn. This is the ONE time I thought it would be cute to not disagree with you. Thank goddess you’re so forgiving! And pretty, sexy, smart, and funny! šŸ‘ø

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

Needed the laugh 😘

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well I’m sorry you’re feeling blah too baby

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:35:00 PM] Dave

And what’s with the zoomies after baths?? I love it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Alright baby. Going back to bed lol. Ttyl

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Chocolate mousse šŸ’•

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Chocolate mousse šŸ’• This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:12:00 PM] Dave

Byeeeeeee This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:12:00 PM] Dave

Byeeeeeee

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:


Appreciation

8 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.81


[2026-03-07 11:19:00 AM] Dave

Thanks sweetie

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love love love that you are down to have sympathy PMS with me though ā¤ļø

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:32:00 PM] Dave

You’re the best dog mom

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Interesting! Thank you for sharing. I can definitely see all of that now that I see it laid out like that.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Thanks for checking in 🄰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:42:00 PM] Dave

It hit the spot

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:51:00 PM] Dave

Omg that looks soooo rich

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

It doesn’t take nearly as long as yours do though. Thank God for short haired dogs lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


Boundary setting

2 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.79


[2026-03-07 04:59:00 PM] Dave

That. Won’t. Happen.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m glad you didn’t. Don’t you ever lol

Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:


Checking in

28 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.67


[2026-03-07 07:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

What do you have planned for tomorrow?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hope you’re having fun at the gym

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

How many did you have?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:41:00 PM] Dave

HBU? Enjoy the game?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:35:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I just realized I don't think I've heard your precious voice today So how about you? Tell me what Christian was repeating himself about because I was curious about that and I wanna hear you talk.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh did you get grey kitty’s knots out of her fur?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

How far along is she?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

What are you up to

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did the wife get pregnant???

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Dave

You home yet? Get your cheesecake?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Does Juliet feel the same way? The no way part?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Other than all that fun (!), how’s your day going?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with this?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:12:00 PM] Dave

Hbu?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep šŸ˜”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:26:00 PM] Dave

Have you got your shit together yet?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:41:00 PM] Dave

Thinking about you 😘

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:37:00 AM] Dave

What are you doing up?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

My body is so damn sore from the workout yesterday

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:16:00 PM] Dave

Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:16:00 PM] Dave

Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Dave

What kind did you get?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is he like all happy and shit??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So totally unrelated, but when you go to the gym, do you go in with a plan or do you just go in and see what speaks to you whenever you get there?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Shit is together. Sigh. Folding a ton of laundry. Not leaving for another 45 min or so

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:55:00 PM] Dave

Oh for real? So he’s like really into it?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is Juliet losing her shit?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:57:00 PM] Dave

Yeah for sure

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Deep sharing

3 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.74


[2026-03-07 11:27:00 AM] Dave

I thought the exact same thing though and thought for a second about trying to cum up with a less sexual verb but then I was like… why lol šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ginger just got home 15 min ago from a long long day at an adoption event. Apparently she was wonderful. Hopefully she gets some apps šŸ¤ž I low key am happy to see her though ā¤ļø

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:51:00 PM] Dave

So you know my dumbass trans son right…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


Disagreement

12 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.66


[2026-03-07 07:53:00 PM] Dave

No I literally don’t

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:56:00 PM] Dave

Nope. No way.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:56:00 PM] Dave

That won’t happen

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:58:00 PM] Dave

Doesn’t matter tbh.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

They can’t afford their own life. How tf can they afford a baby??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Dave

That’s what I’ve BEEN saying

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmm I don’t think it’s the last word per se.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Patronizing wasn’t the right word I think. I think I meant condescending

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:48:00 PM] Dave

Condescending was what I was actually imagining

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:09:00 PM] Dave

I doubt they’ve seen a dr

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or maybe both

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:39:00 PM] Dave

Idk if that would work..

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Emotional support

21 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.69


[2026-03-07 11:16:00 AM] Dave

Hopefully that’ll make you feel better

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:16:00 AM] Dave

Hopefully that’ll make you feel better This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

Needed the laugh 😘

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

No it’s okay. Don’t stay up later! You’ll be grumpy and really hating life in the mornings when you need to go to work lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Or i am just a POS šŸ˜”

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

I forgive you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well I’m sorry you’re feeling blah too baby

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ginger just got home 15 min ago from a long long day at an adoption event. Apparently she was wonderful. Hopefully she gets some apps šŸ¤ž I low key am happy to see her though ā¤ļø

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

Kidding. That sucks.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:23:00 AM] Dave

And yeah it feels great

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:23:00 AM] Dave

And yeah it feels great This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you I feel better now already hearing your voice so does he like always have to get the last word on things just in general

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:07:00 AM] Dave

Not much really. Just kinda being a flop myself. I actually came down with a surprise hangover after I got back from the gym šŸ˜’. Apparently I had 1 too many beers last night.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, that’s the worst šŸ˜’

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:17:00 AM] Dave

Sometimes that happens… where I’m just not hydrated or something is off

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

But Dave, it’s a legit concern

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s…. Intense

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep šŸ˜”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. Same 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:37:00 AM] Dave

Hopefully it’s just temporary

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea I hear ya.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Encouragement

4 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.76


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Dave

That’s the best possible outcome.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:32:00 PM] Dave

Good job!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m proud of you for being there!! Fucker

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:53:00 PM] Dave

The whole point is to build stuff with them so really you did her A favor

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


Excitement

10 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.67


[2026-03-07 04:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

YASSSSS

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Dave

RIGHT?!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:06:00 PM] Dave

It really is. I keep figuring out new ways to do things and get better results and that’s so satisfying. Like, I haven’t even thought about actually using softcopy in weeks lololol.. But hell if I’m not dead set on building the best gd settings interface and signals processing module you’ve ever seen 🤣

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:17:00 PM] Dave

My nap was fucking great 😌

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

It IS!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:25:00 PM] Dave

Living dangerously lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh my god

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:24:00 PM] Dave

Omg

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Flirting

4 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.81


[2026-03-07 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse.

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I read ā€œgroanā€, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Girl I’d spoon you so hard!! šŸ¤—

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I still want the sex

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


Frustration

55 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.71


[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

OMG!!!! Noooooo This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

OMG!!!! Noooooo

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:00:00 PM] Dave

This is like, the epitome of irresponsible and delusional decisions.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

It does super suck because then you have to wash all the towels after and the bathroom rugs and clean out the bath tub and it’s a whole fucking thing

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m trying to get Quinn’s room back together AND dust it and there’s 1463356 tiny pieces of Lego’s 🤬

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

These bitches got me up I think this is the 4th time tonight 😔

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

So much being a know it all

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Jesus Christ, we are just driving to the game still, and he’s already driving me insane

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

So much repeating himself

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:39:00 AM] Dave

Oh no

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Seriously, who does this to something they love?!?! Jesus

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Dave

What a travesty

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Dave

It hasn’t been but a couple months since their fucking cars got repo’d šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:48:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why in the mother fuck do Lego’s exist?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Dave

šŸ–•

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:25:00 AM] Dave

NOTHING AT ALL!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Hello, you're right I don't think did we voice message yesterday? I think we did or yeah like about the laundry. Shit OK anyway hi So He just can't even describe so like for example we were driving and OK sorry anyway we're driving and I look up and I'm like oh I had no idea there was a Dick's Sporting Goods there. He's like yeah it's been there for a while and I was like oh OK. Well, I had no idea and he's like well. I mean it's been there and I'm like I know why I hear you. I just had this is the first time I've seen it and he's like oh yeah and it's been there for a while. I'd like literally repeating himself three motherfucking times I'm like bro I get it. You knew it was there I did not like what in the fuck why do you keep saying it just like a little shit like that? Let me think of another example too.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:51:00 PM] Dave

🤬

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fuckkkkkk pull ups

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fackkkkk

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:55:00 PM] Dave

But yeah. Break all their shit. Fuck it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:16:00 PM] Dave

Ugh.. fucking DST šŸ™„

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

That has the GCs in them šŸ˜’

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I didn’t bring my purse!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

So so irresponsible

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:56:00 PM] Dave

God. Damnit. Sam.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have they actually seen a damn dr yet

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, this is exactly the same and like this is really like mean to say but it's he's a snob about it so he loves the movies. I mean that is his freaking thing and he has. A way of sounding extremely patronizing, probably without realizing it But when it comes to movies so you'll be like, oh yeah, did you see such and such movie you had you know that guy in it that guy that was like you know in this other movie and he's like you mean Sean Penn legendary Sean Penn five time Oscar winner, Sean Penn like for example, not really Sean Penn, but like it could be like that and then he'll every single movie he talks about like it's like a twitch every single movie he talks about he has to say who it directed by and who the main Like actor actresses and also he always talks about like what award they won. I'm not kidding you like every motherfucking time and it's like bro we get it. You're like a walking fucking encyclopedia when it comes to movies but most people don't give enough of a shit and he just he just sounds so patronizing when he does it. I know he doesn't mean to be like holy fuck even my family is pointed out. They're like dude we get it. You're very serious about your movies. And like I'm sorry if we just bring up any movie or any show, we don't need to know who the director or the executive producer was that is irrelevant to the story we're talking about

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:48:00 PM] Dave

That’s the worst

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

He comes across like a complete fucking know it all, but even worse, he (allegedly unknowingly) makes you feel like an idiot bc you DON’T know something

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fml

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

You just didn’t feel my tone through text

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

I accidentally broke one of them. Idgaf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:08:00 AM] Dave

Plus it’s rainy and overcast so that has sapped my motivation as well

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like all these Star Wars guys. Who needs all these! They’re just thrown around.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Him 🤪 And no. This shit is just gonna continue to sit here collecting dust šŸ™„

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. Same 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:27:00 PM] Dave

…. That’s not an appropriate ā€œguess whatā€.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 10:59:00 AM] Dave

It’s that broken sleep I bet

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:16:00 AM] Dave

Ikr. I didn’t even get a buzz lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

So much talking.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s dumb lol. Still gonna go

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Uh oh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is nuts

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh. Doing the thing.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Only 2 ppl, including me, signed up for the gym tomorrow. Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

True but blah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:34:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, true about the hair… ugh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea that super sucks

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:17:00 PM] Dave

What!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

It wasn’t an excited one!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg this is like 3,000 calories I’m sure

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Shit is together. Sigh. Folding a ton of laundry. Not leaving for another 45 min or so

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Humor

55 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.69


[2026-03-07 06:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings šŸ˜‚

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

Surprise bitch šŸ˜‚

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Dave

NEVERRRRRRR

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmaoooo

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ummm… šŸ˜‚

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:50:00 PM] Dave

Haha… is everybody looking at you two as well? 🤪

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:17:00 PM] Dave

Lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:24:00 PM] Dave

That’s like, your whole day right there lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:25:00 PM] Dave

Living dangerously lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:40:00 PM] Dave

Lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Alright baby. Going back to bed lol. Ttyl

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:41:00 PM] Dave

Well I’ll take over your POS duties 🤪. I just ate some chic fil a and now I’m gonna take a nap lol. You’ll probably have gone dark by the time I wake up so, I hope you have fun!! Love you 😘

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

The game was good in that it was great weather and the vibe was chill. The actual game sucked ass though. lol. But we weren’t vested in the teams so that’s fine. Can’t wait to dive into this cheesecake. 🤤 and I gotta lot of cleaning to do.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m proud of you for being there!! Fucker

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:37:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:15:00 AM] Dave

lol 3 šŸ™„

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:15:00 AM] Dave

lol 3 šŸ™„ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:16:00 AM] Sam Willis

Wow ya lightweight ā˜ŗļø

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:19:00 AM] Sam Willis

Do you ever physically get up, stretch, yawn, and also like…scream šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it actually feels quite amazing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:23:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:19:00 PM] Dave

That thing looks like a nightmare lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:19:00 PM] Dave

Or a vegan lion lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Poor babes lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Dave

Haha, that’s what I was gonna say

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Dave

Obvi the sex, that part was mostly facetious.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Dave

Oh shit that’s right lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:48:00 PM] Dave

Why don’t YOU just keep her? 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re such a techy nerd

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:45:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

And they all get the zoomies after, like idiots lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:52:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Knots, matts, fucked up, etc lol. You know what I mean?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:28:00 AM] Dave

And ā€œgrowlā€ sounded too ā€œsoftcopyā€

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Quit yawning!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

lol, thanks baby

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bahaha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

But ok. I’ll see. lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:40:00 PM] Dave

Vibe coding on softcopy šŸ˜›

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I’m just gonna be the crazy bitch psycho that you welcomed into your life that will never go away

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:35:00 PM] Dave

And what’s with the zoomies after baths?? I love it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Dave

Well yeah, obvi

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:17:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to have to figure out a way to stay up later lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

Kidding. That sucks.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Look at that ketchupppp

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s dumb lol. Still gonna go

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Absolutely delulu

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

If I don’t throw up first lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:21:00 PM] Dave

Or… a free almost-private sesh!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:21:00 PM] Dave

Almost a free private sesh!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Passive aggression

3 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Dave

šŸ–• This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

This was one of those times I set you up to disagree with me and make me feel better. Hmph.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s on you, boo

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Planning

12 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.72


[2026-03-07 06:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Btw. We need to do scorecard

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:12:00 PM] Dave

Actually I have to get some shit done tomorrow. Gym, groceries, cleaning, thinking about you, laundry, general getting ready for the week stuff.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:19:00 AM] Dave

How far away is the game?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

The whole reason we were going to go was bc I have gift cards

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 12:26:00 PM] Dave

About time for the game right?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:17:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to have to figure out a way to stay up later lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll give you an example later lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

What if… This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

What if…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Top of the 6th and I think I’m going to stop by Cheesecake Factory after and get a cheesecake slice and that’s all I’m thinking about now lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Request

4 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.60


[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Dave

Mmmm what kind??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Dave

You home yet? Get your cheesecake?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok can you explain to me what ā€œvibe codingā€ even means?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea you’ll have to show me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


Sexting

3 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.82


[2026-03-07 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I read ā€œgroanā€, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I read ā€œgroanā€, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:27:00 AM] Dave

I thought the exact same thing though and thought for a second about trying to cum up with a less sexual verb but then I was like… why lol šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:


Status update

68 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.61


[2026-03-07 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep šŸ˜”

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:40:00 PM] Dave

Takin it pretty easy

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

But i leave for the baseball game in like 2 hrs so ill get some fresh air

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:52:00 PM] Dave

Did I tell you he and his wife were trying to have a baby by at-home-insemination? From some donor who’s a friend of his, but won’t tell us who…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Dave

Yep

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:11:00 PM] Dave

Same as I did for today lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MZDGF5M/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_BZB7EFEZ36W0R3V9R73X FURminator deShedding Tool For Medium/Large Cats, Long Hair - Removes Loose Hair Take your grooming routine into your own hands by implementing the FURminatorĀ® Ultimate Hair Reduction Systemā„¢: Brush, deShed, Bathe and Maintain for grooming confidence in the comfort of your own home. Our deShedding tools, grooming tools and hair solutions offer a grooming regimen catered to an...

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is the one I use to get out knots from Simba, my long hair cat

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:48:00 PM] Dave

I’m not sure what you mean by knots, but GKs shit is totally matted clumps.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 07:49:00 PM] Dave

They have to be cut out

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

For sure. He loves baseball. Which is fine bc I’m down to sit outside at games. And he makes friends with the ppl sitting around.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 05:40:00 PM] Dave

Not bad. I’ve just been chillin out all day

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 10:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Electric gold rush: It’s not just construction—data center electricians are making $130 per hour, while the average electrician is getting $30 per hour, according to ZipRecruiter. And no trade job may be as important—more than 300,000 new electricians are projected to be necessary to complete data center buildouts over the next decade. We’ve talked about this before, but for real: all the kids need to get into trade schools.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 09:17:00 PM] Dave

But that starts tomorrow! Tonight I’m going to bed right now hahaha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 08:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

We will be 2 hrs apart tomorrow 😭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

The game was good in that it was great weather and the vibe was chill. The actual game sucked ass though. lol. But we weren’t vested in the teams so that’s fine. Can’t wait to dive into this cheesecake. 🤤 and I gotta lot of cleaning to do.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 09:20:00 PM] Dave

And I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

It’s ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:42:00 AM] Dave

NN… again

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:50:00 AM] Dave

Standby This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:50:00 AM] Dave

Notes message: The Psychology of BDSM/ What the Science Actually https://www.icloud.com/notes/0e4J3kCq8eBZBNPscUJ958sHg

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 11:02:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, could be that too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 11:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmm like 20 min This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmm like 20 min

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:23:00 AM] Dave

I don’t ā€œscreamā€ but more like a groan This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 11:23:00 AM] Dave

I don’t ā€œscreamā€ but more like a groan

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

This was on secret weekend

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

So she’s pregnant?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Dave

Oh yeah.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 04:57:00 PM] Dave

car

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Honestly, maybe the pregnancy won’t even end up being viable…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Abso-fucking-lutely

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dinner lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ooooo yea

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:57:00 PM] Dave

It’s basically when you tell AI what you want and let it write the code.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 05:59:00 PM] Dave

There are various levels of it. From ā€œdurrrrr I want appzā€ to where I’m at now which is really digging into features, functionality, and architecture through iteration.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:01:00 PM] Dave

So I’m using multiple AIs to analyze code and plan, then have it write instructions for other AI coding agents who then also create plans, that I then run back through even other AIs to compare and consolidate… and so on.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Dave

Current indications lead to….

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:16:00 PM] Dave

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend Overly Attached Girlfriend "Overly Attached Girlfriend" is an advice animal character based on a webcam photograph of YouTuber Laina Morris. In the image macro series, the character

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:16:00 PM] Dave

Reference:

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 06:43:00 PM] Dave

Ahhh ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:35:00 PM] Dave

I wish I could just use clippers on her but her fur is so fine that they won’t even cut it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:35:00 PM] Dave

No, I haven’t fucked with her yet

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

But this can help separate the clumps from the skin if they’re that knotted up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:53:00 PM] Dave

I feel like when you see it, you’ll understand

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:53:00 PM] Dave

Unless Ijdkwtfita šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

This way you can atleast slowly, gentlyyyyy get them to a good spot to even be able to cut them

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

At some point

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 08:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guess what?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well didn’t break, but a piece came off

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

This one time.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-03-07 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Both. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 02:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Both.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos

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[2026-03-07 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think I’ll just be on the tail end of it that weekend of your bday

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[2026-03-07 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

And to look semi decent

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[2026-03-07 04:51:00 PM] Dave

Drama time….

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[2026-03-07 05:13:00 PM] Dave

He asked Julie what Aveya calls her. So she knew what was coming.

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[2026-03-07 05:16:00 PM] Dave

So she said ā€œ right now just grandma, but I’m thinking about switching it to Birdieā€ (idk).. So Ryan said ā€œOk, Birdie it isā€

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[2026-03-07 06:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I usually go in with a plan like not necessarily exactly what exercises I'm gonna do but with muscle groups so I'll do like Oh, excuse me So just try to say, I was back biceps legs, shoulders, and traps And or sometimes I'll just do like push pull or or whatever sometimes I'll do full body depend on how I feel but that's kind of the gist of it and then each of those workouts for each of those muscle groups I have Like I just do whatever groups or whatever exercises I feel like for those like always some they're always based on like like the main one as a compound movement like bench press for chest or military press for shoulders squats for legs And then just some ancillary stuff for those muscles like I usually like when I do chest, they usually do either dumbbell flyers or do the back deck machine And then, just all the other things that go along with it And those are just kind of whatever I feel like doing that day I usually do arms very much Like specific arm exercises that's kind of a mentality. I got when I did CrossFit years and years ago. Cause it was all like functional based in there there's kind of like this and I curls and you know pull-ups and dips. I do that too, but there's kind of like this anti-bicep curl or tricep press mentality right cause you're not working out like for. I'm looking for like your looks but like for functionality so yeah Usually have a plan of some kind

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[2026-03-07 06:15:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

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[2026-03-07 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Mostly

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[2026-03-07 11:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

Uh huh

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[2026-03-07 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

A dog at their doggy daycare

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[2026-03-07 05:12:00 PM] Dave

Oh ofc

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Unmet need

1 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.70


[2026-03-07 07:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. What I REALLY need to do tomorrow is give all 5 dogs a bath 😭😭

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Vulnerability

21 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.66


[2026-03-07 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel fucking awful for whatever child they bring into this world

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[2026-03-07 10:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why am I so worthless today!! 😭😭

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[2026-03-07 11:07:00 AM] Dave

Not much really. Just kinda being a flop myself. I actually came down with a surprise hangover after I got back from the gym šŸ˜’. Apparently I had 1 too many beers last night.

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[2026-03-07 08:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ok finally going back to bed šŸ˜’ I said fuck it after I texted you at like 545 bc the dogs were too hyper. So I let Christian sleep, and Ginger just got picked up. Now its my turn 😊

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[2026-03-07 08:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also also. I wish you were spooning me right now

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[2026-03-07 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll be thinking of you ā¤ļø

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[2026-03-07 09:19:00 PM] Dave

I miss you, and I can’t wait to see you again

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[2026-03-07 06:41:00 AM] Dave

I’m really not feeling it though

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[2026-03-07 02:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, never here. Baseball is his happy place with his kind of people šŸ˜’

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[2026-03-07 06:14:00 PM] Dave

The real question is how long until YOU get bored of ME…

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[2026-03-07 11:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

What is wrong with me lol

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[2026-03-07 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

And the sun is behind me now and I’m cold 🤪

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[2026-03-07 03:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Btw, I can never see you at this phase of the month. I may have already said that, but I want to eat eat eat and eat lol

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[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

You guys have to raise the baby….

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[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭

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[2026-03-07 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-07 06:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

He just needs you to know that he’s already informed

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[2026-03-07 04:53:00 PM] Dave

… you got it

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[2026-03-07 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

You guys have to raise the baby…. This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-07 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I’m just gonna be the crazy bitch psycho that you welcomed into your life that will never go away

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[2026-03-07 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m starting to clean the kids bathroom and I just….

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