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2026-03-07

Perfect Repair Day

All 25 conflicts resolved — avg recovery 12 min, max 85 min, 0 unresolved.

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[2026-03-07 06:15:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-03-07 06:36:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love how dramatic you are, especially in the mornings 😂
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: What are you doing up?!
[2026-03-07 06:37:00] Dave: Hopefully it’s just temporary
[2026-03-07 06:39:00] Sam Willis: These bitches got me up I think this is the 4th time tonight 😡
[2026-03-07 06:39:00] Dave: Oh no
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: I definitely plan on going back to bed. Someone from the rescue is picking up Ginger at 7 to take her to an adoption event so I need to be up again then. Just so much broken sleep 😔
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Sam Willis: Hope you’re having fun at the gym
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: Yeah, that’s the worst 😒
[2026-03-07 06:40:00] Dave: 🖕
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: It’s ok
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: I’m proud of you for being there!! Fucker
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: I’m really not feeling it though
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: lol, thanks baby
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Dave: Needed the laugh 😘
[2026-03-07 06:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 06:42:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. Going back to bed lol. Ttyl
[2026-03-07 06:42:00] Dave: NN… again
[2026-03-07 07:50:00] Dave: Standby
[2026-03-07 07:50:00] Dave: Notes message: The Psychology of BDSM/ What the Science Actually https://www.icloud.com/notes/0e4J3kCq8eBZBNPscUJ958sHg
[2026-03-07 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Interesting! Thank you for sharing. I can definitely see all of that now that I see it laid out like that.
[2026-03-07 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally going back to bed 😒 I said fuck it after I texted you at like 545 bc the dogs were too hyper. So I let Christian sleep, and Ginger just got picked up. Now its my turn 😊
[2026-03-07 08:30:00] Dave: Ok nowwwwww NN again love 😘
[2026-03-07 08:32:00] Sam Willis: But also. I love you.
[2026-03-07 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Also also. I wish you were spooning me right now
[2026-03-07 09:34:00] Dave: Girl I’d spoon you so hard!! 🤗
[2026-03-07 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Why am I so worthless today!! 😭😭
[2026-03-07 10:59:00] Dave: It’s that broken sleep I bet
[2026-03-07 11:01:00] Sam Willis: Or i am just a POS 😔
[2026-03-07 11:02:00] Dave: Yeah, could be that too
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: This was one of those times I set you up to disagree with me and make me feel better. Hmph.
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: I forgive you
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Mostly
[2026-03-07 11:03:00] Sam Willis: This one time.
[2026-03-07 11:05:00] Dave: Hahaha, damn. This is the ONE time I thought it would be cute to not disagree with you. Thank goddess you’re so forgiving! And pretty, sexy, smart, and funny! 👸
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-03-07 11:06:00] Sam Willis: My body is so damn sore from the workout yesterday
[2026-03-07 11:07:00] Dave: Not much really. Just kinda being a flop myself. I actually came down with a surprise hangover after I got back from the gym 😒. Apparently I had 1 too many beers last night.
[2026-03-07 11:08:00] Dave: Plus it’s rainy and overcast so that has sapped my motivation as well
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Surprise bitch 😂
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Surprise bitch 😂
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Kidding. That sucks.
[2026-03-07 11:14:00] Sam Willis: How many did you have?
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse.
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Dave: lol 3 🙄
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m low key jealous bc that is a great excuse in my mind. But here it’s sunny and gorgeous. Which makes me feel worse.
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Sam Willis: But i leave for the baseball game in like 2 hrs so ill get some fresh air
[2026-03-07 11:15:00] Dave: lol 3 🙄
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Hopefully that’ll make you feel better
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Hopefully that’ll make you feel better
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Wow ya lightweight ☺️
[2026-03-07 11:16:00] Dave: Ikr. I didn’t even get a buzz lol
[2026-03-07 11:17:00] Dave: Sometimes that happens… where I’m just not hydrated or something is off
[2026-03-07 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Yea I hear ya.
[2026-03-07 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m sorry you’re feeling blah too baby
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Dave: Thanks sweetie
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Dave: How far away is the game?
[2026-03-07 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Do you ever physically get up, stretch, yawn, and also like…scream 😂😂 it actually feels quite amazing
[2026-03-07 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Hmm like 20 min
[2026-03-07 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Hmm like 20 min
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: I don’t “scream” but more like a groan
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: And yeah it feels great
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: I don’t “scream” but more like a groan
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: And yeah it feels great
[2026-03-07 11:23:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: When I read “groan”, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: When I read “groan”, I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Sam Willis: What is wrong with me lol
[2026-03-07 11:25:00] Dave: NOTHING AT ALL!
[2026-03-07 11:27:00] Dave: I thought the exact same thing though and thought for a second about trying to cum up with a less sexual verb but then I was like… why lol 🤷‍♂️
[2026-03-07 11:28:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you didn’t. Don’t you ever lol
[2026-03-07 11:28:00] Dave: And “growl” sounded too “softcopy”
[2026-03-07 12:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 12:25:00] Dave: Living dangerously lol
[2026-03-07 12:26:00] Dave: Have you got your shit together yet?
[2026-03-07 12:26:00] Dave: About time for the game right?
[2026-03-07 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Shit is together. Sigh. Folding a ton of laundry. Not leaving for another 45 min or so
[2026-03-07 12:41:00] Dave: Well I’ll take over your POS duties 🤪. I just ate some chic fil a and now I’m gonna take a nap lol. You’ll probably have gone time I wake up so, I hope you have fun!! Love you 😘
[2026-03-07 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby. Have a good nap. Chic fil a sounds delish!
[2026-03-07 12:42:00] Dave: It hit the spot
[2026-03-07 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ, we are just driving to the game still, and he’s already driving me insane
[2026-03-07 13:34:00] Sam Willis: So much talking.
[2026-03-07 13:36:00] Sam Willis: So much repeating himself
[2026-03-07 13:36:00] Sam Willis: So much being a know it all
[2026-03-07 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Look at that ketchupppp
[2026-03-07 14:12:00] Dave: Byeeeeeee
[2026-03-07 14:12:00] Dave: Byeeeeeee
[2026-03-07 14:16:00] Dave: Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things?
[2026-03-07 14:16:00] Dave: Is that something he does regularly? Does he like, say thee same thing different ways? Or just talking about the same old things?
[2026-03-07 14:17:00] Dave: Thanks for checking in 🥰
[2026-03-07 14:17:00] Dave: My nap was fucking great 😌
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Both.
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Both.
[2026-03-07 14:39:00] Sam Willis: I’ll give you an example later lol
[2026-03-07 14:50:00] Dave: Haha… is everybody looking at you two as well? 🤪
[2026-03-07 14:54:00] Sam Willis: No, never here. Baseball is his happy place with his kind of people 😒
[2026-03-07 14:55:00] Dave: Oh for real? So he’s like really into it?
[2026-03-07 15:00:00] Sam Willis: For sure. He loves baseball. Which is fine bc I’m down to sit outside at games. And he makes friends with the ppl sitting around.
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Ummm… 😂
[2026-03-07 15:18:00] Sam Willis: A dog at their doggy daycare
[2026-03-07 15:19:00] Dave: That thing looks like a nightmare lol
[2026-03-07 15:19:00] Dave: Or a vegan lion lmao
[2026-03-07 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Seriously, who does this to something they love?!?! Jesus
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Poor babes lol
[2026-03-07 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Top of the 6th and I think I’m going to Factory after and get a cheesecake slice and that’s all I’m thinking about now lol
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Dave: Mmmm what kind??
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: OMG!!!! Noooooo
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: And the sun is behind me now and I’m cold 🤪
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Fabulous question. Unsure. Likely something with Oreos
[2026-03-07 15:37:00] Sam Willis: OMG!!!! Noooooo
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: The whole reason we were going to go was bc I have gift cards
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: But I didn’t bring my purse!!
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: That has the GCs in them 😒
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Dave: What a travesty
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: That’s dumb lol. Still gonna go
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Sam Willis: It IS!!
[2026-03-07 15:38:00] Dave: Haha, that’s what I was gonna say
[2026-03-07 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Btw, I can never see you at this phase of the month. I may have already said that, but I want to eat eat eat and eat lol
[2026-03-07 15:40:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-07 15:40:00] Sam Willis: I think I’ll just be on the tail end of it that weekend of your bday
[2026-03-07 15:41:00] Dave: I’m totally down to eat so much with you that we’re too stuffed to even have sex, and we just go lay somewhere and watch murder documentaries until we’re ready to eat some more 😘
[2026-03-07 15:41:00] Sam Willis: This is why you’re my favorite person
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: But I still want the sex
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Hehehe ❤️
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: And to look semi decent
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Well yeah, obvi
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Sam Willis: But ok. I’ll see. lol
[2026-03-07 15:42:00] Dave: Obvi the sex, that part was mostly facetious.
[2026-03-07 15:43:00] Sam Willis: I love love love that you are down to have sympathy PMS with me though ❤️
[2026-03-07 15:43:00] Dave: But its utterly impossible for you to be anything BUT beautiful in my eyes 😍
[2026-03-07 15:44:00] Dave: I’ll have sympathy pretty-much-anything with you sweet pea
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: 🤬
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: Drama time….
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS
[2026-03-07 16:51:00] Dave: So you know my dumbass trans son right…
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Uh oh
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Did the wife get pregnant???
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Dave: Did I tell you he and his wife were trying to have a-home-insemination? From some donor who’s a friend of his, but won’t tell us who…
[2026-03-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Yes yes
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: … you got it
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: This was on secret weekend
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkk
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: So she’s pregnant?
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: Oh shit that’s right lol
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: They can’t afford their own life. How tf can they afford a baby??
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Sam Willis: How far along is she?
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: RIGHT?!
[2026-03-07 16:53:00] Dave: That’s what I’ve BEEN saying
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: This is nuts
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Dave: It hasn’t been but a couple months since their fucking cars got repo’d 🤦‍♂️
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: I feel fucking awful for whatever child they bring into this world
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Dave: You home yet? Get your cheesecake?
[2026-03-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: So so irresponsible
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Is Juliet losing her shit?
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Dave: Oh yeah.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: What if…
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: You guys have to raise the baby….
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: On the way. Cheesecake looks bomb AF.
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Dave: What kind did you get?
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: What if…
[2026-03-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: You guys have to raise the baby….
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: God. Damnit. Sam.
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Sam Willis: But Dave, it’s a legit concern
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: That won’t happen
[2026-03-07 16:56:00] Dave: Nope. No way.
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: And we can chat later since you’re in the care 😘
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: car
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Sam Willis: Does Juliet feel the same way? The no way part?
[2026-03-07 16:57:00] Dave: Yeah for sure
[2026-03-07 16:58:00] Dave: Doesn’t matter tbh.
[2026-03-07 16:59:00] Dave: That. Won’t. Happen.
[2026-03-07 17:00:00] Dave: This is like, the epitome of irresponsible and delusional decisions.
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Chocolate mousse 💕
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Abso-fucking-lutely
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Honestly, maybe the pregnancy won’t even end up being viable…
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Have they actually seen a damn dr yet
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Dave: That’s the best possible outcome.
[2026-03-07 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Chocolate mousse 💕
[2026-03-07 17:09:00] Dave: I doubt they’ve seen a dr
[2026-03-07 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Is he like all happy and shit??
[2026-03-07 17:12:00] Dave: Oh ofc
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely delulu
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Dave: He asked Julie what Aveya calls her. So she knew what was coming.
[2026-03-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh my god
[2026-03-07 17:16:00] Dave: So she said “ right now just grandma, but I’m thinking about switching it to Birdie” (idk).. So Ryan said “Ok, Birdie it is”
[2026-03-07 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Other than all that fun (!), how’s your day going?
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Not bad. I’ve just been chillin out all day
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Takin it pretty easy
[2026-03-07 17:40:00] Dave: Vibe coding on softcopy 😛
[2026-03-07 17:41:00] Dave: Thinking about you 😘
[2026-03-07 17:41:00] Dave: HBU? Enjoy the game?
[2026-03-07 17:45:00] Sam Willis: The game was good in that it was great weather and the vibe was chill. The actual game sucked ass though. lol. But we weren’t vested in the teams so that’s fine. Can’t wait to dive into this cheesecake. 🤤 and I gotta lot of cleaning to do.
[2026-03-07 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Ginger just got home 15 min ago from a long long day at an adoption event. Apparently she was wonderful. Hopefully she gets some apps 🤞 I low key am happy to see her though ❤️
[2026-03-07 17:48:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-03-07 17:48:00] Dave: Why don’t YOU just keep her? 🤭
[2026-03-07 17:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Dinner lol
[2026-03-07 17:51:00] Dave: Omg that looks soooo rich
[2026-03-07 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo yea
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: Omg this is like 3,000 calories I’m sure
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 17:54:00] Sam Willis: If I don’t throw up first lol
[2026-03-07 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Ok can you explain to me what “vibe coding” even means?
[2026-03-07 17:57:00] Dave: It’s basically when you tell AI what you want and let it write the code.
[2026-03-07 17:59:00] Dave: There are various levels of it. From “durrrrr I want appz” to where I’m at now which is really digging into features, functionality, and architecture through iteration.
[2026-03-07 18:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a techy nerd
[2026-03-07 18:01:00] Dave: So I’m using multiple AIs to analyze code and plan, then have it write instructions for other AI coding agents who then also create plans, that I then run back through even other AIs to compare and consolidate… and so on.
[2026-03-07 18:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s…. Intense
[2026-03-07 18:06:00] Dave: It really is. I keep figuring out new ways to do things and get better results and that’s so satisfying. Like, I haven’t even thought about actually using softcopy in weeks lololol.. But hell if I’m not dead set on building the best gd settings interface and signals processing module you’ve ever seen 🤣
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with this?
[2026-03-07 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Btw. We need to do scorecard
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Guesses on how much longer until you get bored with MEEEEE?? 😭
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Dave: Current indications lead to….
[2026-03-07 18:12:00] Dave: NEVERRRRRRR
[2026-03-07 18:14:00] Dave: The real question is how long until YOU get bored of ME…
[2026-03-07 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Also never. You’re stuck
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m just gonna be the crazy bitch psycho that you welcomed into your life that will never go away
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 18:15:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Dave: Reference:
[2026-03-07 18:16:00] Dave: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend Overly Attached Girlfriend "Overly Attached Girlfriend" is an advice animal character based on a webcam photograph of YouTuber Laina Morris. In the image macro series, the character
[2026-03-07 18:17:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-03-07 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Doing the thing.
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Dave: Good job!!
[2026-03-07 18:32:00] Dave: You’re the best dog mom
[2026-03-07 18:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I just realized I don't think I've heard your precious voice today So how about you? Tell me what Christian was repeating himself about because I was curious about that and I wanna hear you talk.
[2026-03-07 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, you're right I don't think did we voice message yesterday? I think we did or yeah like about the laundry. Shit OK anyway hi So He just can't even describe so like for example we were driving and OK sorry anyway we're driving and I look up and I'm like oh I had no idea there was a Dick's Sporting Goods there. He's like yeah it's been there for a while and I was like oh OK. Well, I had no idea and he's like well. I mean it's been there and I'm like I know why I hear you. I just had this is the first time I've seen it and he's like oh yeah and it's been there for a while. I'd like literally repeating himself three motherfucking times I'm like bro I get it. You knew it was there I did not like what in the fuck why do you keep saying it just like a little shit like that? Let me think of another example too.
[2026-03-07 18:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you I feel better now already hearing your voice so does he like always have to get the last word on things just in general
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, this is exactly the same and like this is really like mean to say but it's he's a snob about it so he loves the movies. I mean that is his freaking thing and he has. A way of sounding extremely patronizing, probably without realizing it But when it comes to movies so you'll be like, oh yeah, did you see such and such movie you had you know that guy in it that guy that was like you know in this other movie and he's like you mean Sean Penn legendary Sean Penn five time Oscar winner, Sean Penn like for example, not really Sean Penn, but like it could be like that and then he'll every single movie he talks about like it's like a twitch every single movie he talks about he has to say who it who the main Like actor actresses and also he always talks about like what award they won. I'm not kidding you like every motherfucking time and it's like bro we get it. You're like a walking fucking encyclopedia when it comes to movies but most people don't give enough of a shit and he just he just sounds so patronizing when he does it. I know he doesn't mean to be like holy fuck even my family is pointed out. They're like dude we get it. You're very serious about your movies. And like I'm sorry if we just bring up any movie or any show, we don't need to know who the director or the executive producer was that is irrelevant to the story we're talking about
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Hmm I don’t think it’s the last word per se.
[2026-03-07 18:42:00] Sam Willis: He just needs you to know that he’s already informed
[2026-03-07 18:43:00] Dave: Ahhh ok
[2026-03-07 18:45:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-07 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Patronizing wasn’t the right word I think. I think I meant condescending
[2026-03-07 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Or maybe both
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: Condescending was what I was actually imagining
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Sam Willis: He comes across like a complete fucking know it all, but even worse, he (allegedly unknowingly) makes you feel like an idiot bc you DON’T know something
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-07 18:48:00] Dave: That’s the worst
[2026-03-07 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So totally unrelated, but when you go to the gym, do you go in with a plan or do you just go in and see what speaks to you whenever you get there?
[2026-03-07 18:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I usually go in with a plan like not necessarily exactly what exercises I'm gonna do but with muscle groups so I'll do like Oh, excuse me So just try to say, I was back biceps legs, shoulders, and traps And or sometimes I'll just do like push pull or or whatever sometimes I'll do full body depend on how I feel but that's kind of the gist of it and then each of those workouts for each of those muscle groups I have Like I just do whatever groups or whatever exercises I feel like for those like always some they're always based on like like the main one as a compound movement like bench press for chest or military press for shoulders squats for legs And then just some ancillary stuff for those muscles like I usually like when I do chest, they usually do either dumbbell flyers or do the back deck machine And then, just all the other things that go along with it And those are just kind of whatever I feel like doing that day I usually do arms very much Like specific arm exercises that's kind of a mentality. I got when I did CrossFit years and years ago. Cause it was all like functional based in there there's kind of like this and I curls and you know pull-ups and dips. I do that too, but there's kind of like this anti-bicep curl or tricep press mentality right cause you're not working out like for. I'm looking for like your looks but like for functionality so yeah Usually have a plan of some kind
[2026-03-07 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Quit yawning!
[2026-03-07 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkkk pull ups
[2026-03-07 19:10:00] Sam Willis: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
[2026-03-07 19:11:00] Dave: Same as I did for today lol
[2026-03-07 19:12:00] Dave: Actually I have to get some shit done tomorrow. Gym, groceries, cleaning, thinking about you, laundry, general getting ready for the week stuff.
[2026-03-07 19:12:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-03-07 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too
[2026-03-07 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly all this. Might try to get to a farmers market too
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Only 2 ppl, including me, signed up for the gym tomorrow. Sigh
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Dave: Almost a free private sesh!!
[2026-03-07 19:21:00] Dave: Or… a free almost-private sesh!
[2026-03-07 19:23:00] Sam Willis: True but blah
[2026-03-07 19:23:00] Sam Willis: Also. What I REALLY need to do tomorrow is give all 5 dogs a bath 😭😭
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Sam Willis: Fml
[2026-03-07 19:24:00] Dave: That’s like, your whole day right there lol
[2026-03-07 19:33:00] Sam Willis: It does super suck because then you have to wash all the towels after and the bathroom rugs and clean out the bath tub and it’s a whole fucking thing
[2026-03-07 19:33:00] Sam Willis: And they all get the zoomies after, like idiots lol
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Sam Willis: It doesn’t take nearly as long as yours do though. Thank God for short haired dogs lol
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Oh did you get grey kitty’s knots out of her fur?
[2026-03-07 19:34:00] Dave: Yeah, true about the hair… ugh
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: And what’s with the zoomies after baths?? I love it
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: No, I haven’t fucked with her yet
[2026-03-07 19:35:00] Dave: I wish I could just use clippers on her but her fur is so fine that they won’t even cut it
[2026-03-07 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Yea that super sucks
[2026-03-07 19:38:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MZDGF5M/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_BZB7EFEZ36W0R3V9R73X FURminator deShedding Tool For Medium/Large Cats, Long Hair - Removes Loose Hair Take your grooming routine into your own the FURminator® Ultimate Hair Reduction System™: Brush, deShed, Bathe and Maintain for grooming confidence in the comfort of your own home. Our deShedding tools, grooming tools and hair solutions offer a grooming regimen catered to an...
[2026-03-07 19:38:00] Sam Willis: This is the one I use to get out knots from Simba, my long hair cat
[2026-03-07 19:39:00] Dave: Idk if that would work..
[2026-03-07 19:48:00] Dave: I’m not sure what you, but GKs shit is totally matted clumps.
[2026-03-07 19:49:00] Dave: They have to be cut out
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Sam Willis: But this can help separate the clumps from the skin if they’re that knotted up
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Knots, matts, fucked up, etc lol. You know what I mean?
[2026-03-07 19:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: No I literally don’t
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Sam Willis: This way you can atleast slowly, gentlyyyyy get them to a good spot to even be able to cut them
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: I feel like when you see it, you’ll understand
[2026-03-07 19:53:00] Dave: Unless Ijdkwtfita 🤷‍♂️
[2026-03-07 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Yea you’ll have to show me
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: At some point
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m starting to clean the kids bathroom and I just….
[2026-03-07 19:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-07 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Guess what?
[2026-03-07 20:17:00] Dave: What!
[2026-03-07 20:18:00] Sam Willis: We will be 2 hrs apart tomorrow 😭
[2026-03-07 20:27:00] Dave: …. That’s not an appropriate “guess what”.
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: It wasn’t an excited one!
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: You just didn’t feel my tone through text
[2026-03-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: That’s on you, boo
[2026-03-07 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Why in the mother fuck do Lego’s exist?
[2026-03-07 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to get Quinn’s room back together AND dust it and there’s 1463356 tiny pieces of Lego’s 🤬
[2026-03-07 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I accidentally broke one of them. Idgaf
[2026-03-07 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Well didn’t break, but a piece came off
[2026-03-07 20:53:00] Dave: The whole point is to build stuff with them so really you did her A favor
[2026-03-07 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Him 🤪 And no. This shit is just gonna continue to sit here collecting dust 🙄
[2026-03-07 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Like all these Star Wars guys. Who needs all these! They’re just thrown around.
[2026-03-07 20:55:00] Dave: But yeah. Break all their shit. Fuck it
[2026-03-07 21:16:00] Dave: Ugh.. fucking DST 🙄
[2026-03-07 21:17:00] Dave: I’m going to have to figure out a way to stay up later lol
[2026-03-07 21:17:00] Dave: But that starts tomorrow! Tonight I’m going to bed right now hahaha
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Sam Willis: No it’s okay. Don’t stay up later! You’ll be grumpy and really hating life in the mornings when you need to go to work lol
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Good! I love you baby. I hope you sleep well!
[2026-03-07 21:18:00] Dave: I love you too sweetheart 😘
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Dave: I miss you, and I can’t wait to see you again
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Same 😭
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be thinking of you ❤️
[2026-03-07 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Same 😭
[2026-03-07 21:20:00] Dave: You know I’ll be thinking of you too 👸. When I go to sleep, and when I wake up 🥰
[2026-03-07 21:20:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Always ❤️
[2026-03-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Always ❤️
[2026-03-07 22:21:00] Sam Willis: Electric gold rush: It’s not just construction—data center electricians are making $130 per hour, while the average electrician is getting $30 per hour, according to ZipRecruiter. And no trade job may be as important—more than 300,000 new electricians are projected to be necessary to complete data center buildouts over the next decade. We’ve talked about this before, but for real: all the kids need to get into trade schools.

DAY OVERVIEW Saturday began with a playful and teasing exchange, transitioned into a sexually charged midday, and evolved into a reflective yet humorous evening. The most defining theme of the day was the discussion about Dave’s son and his financial irresponsibility in deciding to have a baby.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings - Dave and Sam exchanged playful morning greetings and discussed Sam's broken sleep due to her dogs. - Emotional register: Playful, supportive. - Notable quotes: "Hopefully it’s just temporary" — Dave.

  1. Gym and Hangover
  2. Dave discussed his gym routine and unexpected hangover; Sam expressed jealousy over the weather differences.
  3. Emotional register: Light-hearted, empathetic.

  4. Notable quotes: "Surprise bitch 😂" — Sam.

  5. Baseball Game Plans

  6. Sam planned to attend a baseball game; discussed her anticipation and difficulties with getting ready.
  7. Emotional register: Casual, slightly frustrated.

  8. Notable quotes: "Shit is together. Sigh." — Sam.

  9. Relationship with Christian

  10. Sam shared experiences with Christian's repetitive and condescending behavior.
  11. Emotional register: Frustrated, humorous.

  12. Notable quotes: "Like bro I get it." — Sam.

  13. Dave’s Son’s Pregnancy News

  14. Discussed the irresponsibility of Dave's son planning a baby amidst financial instability.
  15. Emotional register: Concerned, frustrated.

  16. Notable quotes: "This is nuts" — Sam.

  17. Pets and Grooming

  18. Sam and Dave discussed pet care, focusing on Sam’s dog Ginger and Dave’s cat’s grooming needs.
  19. Emotional register: Caring, practical.

  20. Notable quotes: "Why don’t YOU just keep her?" — Dave.

  21. AI and SoftCopy Project

  22. Dave explained his work on AI projects and "vibe coding."
  23. Emotional register: Enthusiastic, technical.

  24. Notable quotes: "Durrrrr I want appz" — Dave.

  25. Miscellaneous and Closing

  26. Random musings on Legos, daylight saving time, and emotional expressions of love and longing.
  27. Emotional register: Light-hearted, affectionate.
  28. Notable quotes: "I love you too sweetheart" — Dave.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Discussed physical longing for each other, with Sam expressing a desire for spooning. - Sam became aroused thinking about Dave groaning. - Dave expressed willingness to indulge in food and documentaries over sex but noted physical attraction. - Specific language: "Girl I’d spoon you so hard!!" — Dave; "I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning" — Sam.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam initiated playful teasing, and Dave responded with humor. - Vulnerability surfaced when discussing self-worth and frustrations with Dave’s son. - Expressions of love were frequent, with both reaffirming their attachment. - Power dynamics included teasing and playful submission, especially around food and sex discussions. - Mention of Dave’s relationship with his son highlighted family tensions.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Surprise bitch 😂" — Sam, teasing Dave about his hangover. - "Girl I’d spoon you so hard!!" — Dave, expressing physical longing. - "That’s the worst" — Dave, on Sam’s description of Christian’s behavior. - "This is why you’re my favorite person" — Sam, expressing affection. - "Sympathy PMS" — Sam, appreciating Dave's empathy. - "This way you can at least slowly, gently get them to a good spot" — Sam, discussing pet grooming. - "That won’t happen" — Dave, about raising his son’s child. - "I’m totally down to eat so much with you" — Dave, playfully discussing indulgence. - "I love you too sweetheart" — Dave, closing the day.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved concern about Dave’s son’s financial instability and potential childcare. - Continued discussion about attending the gym and shared interests like baseball. - Pet care issues, particularly Dave's cat's grooming. - Emotional expressions and longing set for potential deepening in future interactions.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → sexually charged → reflective concern → humorous banter → affectionate longing

Saturday mornings with Dave always have this lightness to them, like the world’s just a bit gentler and more playful. We started the day teasing each other, and it felt like that familiar dance we do, where our words are a little more like tickles than sentences. He mentioned my broken sleep because of the dogs, and his response was so hopeful, “Hopefully, it’s just temporary.” His way of making small worries feel manageable.

Later, our talk shifted, and Dave shared his surprise hangover after the gym. I couldn’t help but tease him with a “Surprise bitch 😂” and felt a twinge of jealousy over his weather. It’s funny how the smallest things, like weather differences, make me wish I was closer geographically, not just emotionally.

I had plans to attend a baseball game, and as I was getting ready, I felt that familiar frustration of never quite feeling put together. “Shit is together. Sigh,” I had muttered to myself. It’s silly, but those are the moments I wish Dave was actually here, to remind me it really doesn’t matter.

Christian came up, and I shared my exasperation about his repetitive, condescending behavior. Dave’s response was perfect—“That’s the worst.” Even in those small acknowledgments, he makes me feel heard and understood. It always reassures me that with Dave, I can let out these frustrations without having to sugarcoat them.

Our conversation eventually turned to something more serious, the news about Dave’s son planning to have a baby despite financial instability. This was a real worry, and I could feel Dave’s tension beneath the surface. “This is nuts,” I said, more to express solidarity with him than anything else. It's tough seeing someone you care about in a difficult situation, and I wished I could do more than just listen.

We talked about our pets, as we often do, since they bring us both so much joy. Dave, with his calm practicality, suggested I keep Ginger—a conversation we've had a few times before. It’s always a reminder of how much he really gets me, even in these small things.

Then there was this delightfully nerdy segue into his latest AI project and something called “vibe coding.” His enthusiasm is infectious, and even though the technical stuff can go over my head, I love hearing him talk about his work. It reminds me of how passionate he is and how much he lights up when he’s diving into something he loves.

We drifted into more random musings, like Legos and daylight saving time. The affection between us is always there, a steady undercurrent. “I love you too sweetheart,” he said, and it was the perfect way to close the day.

Throughout it all, there was this simmering undercurrent of physical longing. We both acknowledged it, with Dave humorously noting his willingness to indulge in food and documentaries over sex, yet also making it clear that the attraction was always there—“Girl I’d spoon you so hard!!” It made me smile and ache simultaneously, and when I confessed, “I immediately got horny thinking of you groaning,” it was with that same blend of vulnerability and trust that defines us.

It’s days like these that remind me why we work so well. The playful teasing, the serious talks, and the simple, affectionate gestures. They all weave together into this life we share, even from a distance. And as much as I miss him physically, there’s a comfort in knowing that what we have is rooted so deeply, it feels like home.

Saturday started off with the kind of easy banter that makes waking up with Sam a little less painful, even if we were a couple of time zones apart. Her dogs had been up to their usual antics, interrupting her sleep, and I couldn’t help but chuckle at her exasperation, hoping it was just a temporary blip in her restful nights. We’ve both had our fair share of poorly timed wake-up calls from pets.

The gym was next on my agenda, though I was still feeling the unexpected weight of a hangover from the night before. Sam's teasing felt like a familiar rhythm between us, her playful “Surprise bitch 😂” poking fun at my sluggishness. Her jealousy about the weather here versus hers made me smirk, imagining her rolling her eyes with dramatic flair. We’ve always had that kind of comfortable, back-and-forth ribbing that never feels mean-spirited.

Sam was heading to a baseball game later and, naturally, there were the usual pre-game frustrations with getting ready. I could hear her sighs through the texts, and I pictured her standing in front of the mirror, half-amused and half-annoyed at her hair refusing to cooperate. Her "Shit is together. Sigh." comment was quintessential Sam, an amusing blend of self-awareness and acceptance.

Later, when she mentioned Christian's repetitive, condescending behavior, it struck a chord. It was a reminder of how grateful I am that we never have to deal with that kind of energy between us. Sam's “Like bro I get it” summed up her feelings perfectly—so often, we find humor in the absurdity of other people's quirks.

Then came the heavier topic of my son’s plans to have a baby despite his financial situation. That conversation brought a mix of concern and frustration to the surface. Sam, in her characteristic way, met my exasperated "This is nuts" with her own brand of supportive incredulity. It was one of those moments where I felt the weight of being a parent, and the uncertainty of how to guide him through decisions that might be beyond his means.

We shifted gears with a chat about our pets. Sam's dog Ginger and my cat’s grooming needs were on the docket, and it was the kind of practical talk that wrapped itself in warmth. Her suggestion that I keep Ginger was half-jesting, but it carried that undercurrent of "we're in this together," even in the mundane details.

The day wouldn't be complete without diving into my AI and SoftCopy project. I rambled on about vibe coding, and Sam, ever-patient, listened with enough engagement to make me believe I wasn't boring her. Her ability to balance fierce independence with genuine interest in what I love is one of the things that draws me in further every time.

Random musings closed out the day—Legos, daylight saving time, and an exchange of "I love you"s that felt as comfortable as breathing. There’s always this gentle hum of affection between us, even when we’re talking about the most trivial things. When Sam expressed wanting to be spooned and admitted to getting aroused thinking of me groaning, it lit a familiar spark. That mix of humor and desire is our language, a reminder of the physical longing that’s never too far from the surface.

In the end, it was a day that felt whole. Maybe it was the laughter, or the way we could talk about anything without reservation. It’s that rare gift of knowing exactly what we have, like an unspoken promise that no matter what, we’ll always find our way back to each other. And as I told her, “I love you too sweetheart,” the day settled into its own kind of peaceful conclusion.

Latin jazz spilled out of the underground club, a sultry bass line weaving through the chatter of passersby on Bourbon Street as Dave stepped off the sidewalk and into the dimly lit entrance. Even at 11 PM on a crisp March Friday, New Orleans vibrated with the constant hum of desire, a city where vice and virtue blurred like watercolors in the rain. And he stood at its threshold, craving one thing: the lithe, black-haired woman he had no business wanting. Dave scanned the sensual curve of the bar, eyes locking onto Sam as she laughed with another man, a pang driving deep into his chest. It wasn't jealousy — he knew where her heart was — but possessiveness, a primal urge to mark her, claim her in front of this crowd that had no idea what she truly looked like naked and trembling under him.

Deep in the heart of a dystopian wasteland, where the ruins of skyscrapers pierced the sky like jagged teeth and the air was thick with the acrid smell of smoke and ash, Dave and Sam navigated the desolate landscape on their rugged hoverbike.

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METRICS

  • ⏱ Response Time --- Me→Them: 155s ↑15% vs 7d avg Them→Me: 180s ↓7% vs 7d avg

  • ✅ Conflicts & Repair --- Conflicts: 25 ↓ (avg 32.8 this week) Repair Rate: 100.0% →0% vs 7d avg Avg Recovery: 12.2 min ↓44% vs 7d avg

  • ⚖ Initiation --- Balance Ratio: 1.00 ↑150% vs 7d avg Cold Starts: 1 ↓ (avg 1.6 this week) 1 me / 0 them

  • ⚡ Velocity & Sessions --- High Velocity %: 97.6% →1% vs 7d avg Sessions: 36 ↓ (avg 38.6 this week) Avg Duration: 6.6 min ↓24% vs 7d avg

  • 💬 Message Volume --- Total Messages: 329 ↓ (avg 432.0 this week) From Me: 148 ↓ (avg 197.0 this week) From Them: 181 ↓ (avg 235.0 this week) With Signals: 320 ↓ (avg 420.0 this week)

SENDER COVERAGE

Sender Labeled / Total Rate Top Labels
Dave 147 / 148 99.3% status_update (35), humor (27), affection (18), frustration (18), checking_in (12)
Sam Willis 173 / 181 95.6% frustration (37), status_update (33), humor (28), affection (16), checking_in (16)

DOMINANT LABEL

status_update (typically humor)

  • 🏷 Label Counts ---

    • status_update: 53 (avg score: 61%)
    • frustration: 53 (avg score: 71%)
    • humor: 46 (avg score: 69%)
    • affection: 32 (avg score: 81%)
    • checking_in: 25 (avg score: 67%)
    • emotional_support: 18 (avg score: 69%)
    • vulnerability: 17 (avg score: 66%)
    • planning: 11 (avg score: 72%)
    • disagreement: 9 (avg score: 66%)
    • appreciation: 8 (avg score: 81%)

  • 🏷 Label Counts (cont.) ---

    • excitement: 8 (avg score: 67%)
    • flirting: 4 (avg score: 81%)
    • encouragement: 4 (avg score: 76%)
    • request: 4 (avg score: 60%)
    • deep_sharing: 3 (avg score: 74%)
    • sexting: 3 (avg score: 82%)
    • boundary_setting: 2 (avg score: 79%)
    • passive_aggression: 2 (avg score: 70%)
    • unmet_need: 1 (avg score: 70%)

ANOMALIES

Unusual Pattern

Excitement dropped 60.0% vs 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Avg Session Duration Minutes dropped 23.7% below your 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Boundary Setting dropped 52.4% vs 7-day average

PROVENANCE

Signals Prompt Version: signals.v2 Signals Model: unknown Rollup Computed At: N/A

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Relationship Balance

Signal Flow Over Time

Conversation Topics