2026-06-16
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[2026-06-16 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't know I haven't done that for a while. It's probably just the humidity or something. I don't know. Yeah Oh, what is new? Nothing much just Oh Lord, I'm just gonna make noises for a little while I can't quite think and I definitely was not interested in working yesterday after get off So Not anymore interested in working today but at least it's a short week so there's that Check in today Always wonderful looking forward to that They're surprising a little traffic so far I don't know Hope you enjoyed you too. I'm so glad you're on the YouTube wagon now. So much stuff on there and you can really like On top of just like entertaining content, there's just as much like learn how to do anything conscience like literally anything you wanna know how to do And there's like a video tutorial like you should try learning how to take your blinds down There will definitely be multiple tutorials on that but like literally anything you wanna do I would take a little I haven't even opened my energy drink yet. It's probably the problem. So anyway I will talk to you soon, sweetheart
[2026-06-16 07:39:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
[2026-06-16 07:39:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Dave: No!
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Dave: I’m napping in the office
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Dave: 😋
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-06-16 07:45:00] Sam Willis: Are you napping in your car? 🤭
[2026-06-16 07:47:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh
[2026-06-16 07:47:00] Sam Willis: Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
[2026-06-16 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy like shit I've been having a really hard time falling asleep and I don't know. I know I've been on my phone too long I know and it's bad and when you were here. I knew you were gonna yell at me if I got on my phone so I just like forced myself to fall asleep and eventually I did but I was stressed out about it so I mean I need to just like Pretend That you're still here and then I'm gonna get yelled at if I'm on my phone in bed But anyway It's been rough past two nights. It's been like time I've fallen asleep. The deal is like why like yesterday I took a nap at like 130. It's not that late like why can't I fall asleep at night? Yawning so much anyway how's the office? Not too bad I'm hoping that we get early release on Thursday Since it's about to be a three day, I don't even have any plans for the weekend, which is glorious I have a dentist appointment. No I have an eye appointment on Friday, but that's it. Sorry, let's see Yeah It's gonna be a problem so I realize that I say it's gonna be a problem cause I'm gonna be addicted but also I realize that my YouTube TV account is a Christian's YouTube account but I'm paying for it so I might just cancel YouTube TV And make my own YouTube account. I don't know though we'll see YouTube TV are so fucking expensive like $80-$90 a month just Ludacris but I like the fact that I can like search and find like old ABC 2020s and. What silly thing? I also like the big reason why I have is cause like I have to have something on in the background and it has to be something I don't wanna like pay attention to cause I need to be cleaning or whatever the fuck but I just have to have some noise on and so what's better than cable TV? So What's what am I gonna do without it and I have to have something on the TV for the dogs and the cats when I'm gone so anyway All right Try to be happy all right bye
[2026-06-16 09:10:00] Dave: We can do this!!
[2026-06-16 09:11:00] Dave: lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
[2026-06-16 09:14:00] Dave: Office is mid
[2026-06-16 09:14:00] Dave: Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Dave: There are some new interns
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Dave: But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you being friendly to them 🤪
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Bc I should be tired!!
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea forgot about that
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea forgot about that
[2026-06-16 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Bc I should be tired!!
[2026-06-16 09:16:00] Sam Willis: I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore.
[2026-06-16 09:16:00] Sam Willis: I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore.
[2026-06-16 09:16:00] Dave: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
[2026-06-16 09:17:00] Dave: lol.. Siiiiiigh…. Ima try to be happy
[2026-06-16 09:18:00] Dave: Log into yt with your google account (they own it), pay $35 for premium and save $50 AND get uninterrupted content…
[2026-06-16 09:19:00] Dave: And guess what they have on YouTube…. Multi hour tracks of specific background noise
[2026-06-16 09:21:00] Dave: Ok well… get it just for football when it’s in season.
[2026-06-16 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Ok but I forgot to mention the biggest reason why I have YouTube TV. Bc I need to watch football games during NFL season
[2026-06-16 09:21:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L817UV5Iocc Anti-Separation-Anxiety Ambient Household Sounds for Dogs - True Black to Prevent Screen Burn Dogs don't hear sounds the same way we do. In fact, Mozart or Metal...
[2026-06-16 09:22:00] Dave: Or learn how to pirate any football game live like I do 🤷♂️😉
[2026-06-16 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm. Criminal behavior
[2026-06-16 09:24:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-16 09:25:00] Dave: Ahem… something you seem to be fine with
[2026-06-16 09:26:00] Sam Willis: THAT WAS NOT ME
[2026-06-16 09:27:00] Sam Willis: 😑
[2026-06-16 09:28:00] Dave: Next thing you know, you’ll be making trips to Mexico 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-06-16 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Omg stahpppppp you jerk lol
[2026-06-16 09:28:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-16 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Godddd I just walked in to the office
[2026-06-16 09:34:00] Dave: Ewe
[2026-06-16 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Um it low key smells like musky cat piss in here
[2026-06-16 09:34:00] Dave: That’s weird
[2026-06-16 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever been to the Phoenix offices?
[2026-06-16 09:35:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-16 09:35:00] Sam Willis: This place is a prison
[2026-06-16 09:37:00] Dave: Are they ass?
[2026-06-16 09:37:00] Dave: No I haven’t
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Dave: What’s so bad about it?
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Both lol
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Dark. Smelly. Old.
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Dave: Or just smell like it lol
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Bro. You don’t know how good you have it
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Awfulllll cafe
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Depressing
[2026-06-16 09:38:00] Dave: I mean other than the smell
[2026-06-16 09:39:00] Dave: Ok, that’s a lot of suck
[2026-06-16 09:39:00] Dave: Oooo, I like dark though!!
[2026-06-16 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Empty
[2026-06-16 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Three buildings all disconnected
[2026-06-16 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Barely any covered parking
[2026-06-16 09:44:00] Sam Willis: It’s probably high level
[2026-06-16 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Midland emailed me their benefits packet today so imma have a look see
[2026-06-16 09:56:00] Dave: 🫣
[2026-06-16 09:56:00] Dave: What?
[2026-06-16 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what song I have randomly stuck in my head right now? 😔
[2026-06-16 09:58:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-06-16 09:58:00] Sam Willis: The one you told me about that I can’t even remember who sang it. That I’m so lonesome (or was it lonely??) I could cry song
[2026-06-16 09:58:00] Dave: 😢
[2026-06-16 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh that’s it!!
[2026-06-16 09:59:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLz-ejcm9Ew Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic) Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic Mini Mashup)From the albu...
[2026-06-16 09:59:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-16 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Oh it’s worse. I’m so lonesome I could DIE 😅
[2026-06-16 10:00:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-16 10:01:00] Dave: I actually played this the other day. My fingers were sore because I’d already been playing a while though so I didn’t do very well lol
[2026-06-16 10:01:00] Sam Willis: Ugh it’s so sad!!
[2026-06-16 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Oh man. It’s too sad
[2026-06-16 10:02:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-16 10:02:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t listened to this since like WAA really became WAA
[2026-06-16 10:02:00] Dave: Sometimes I kneel and pray and… hope that… one day you’ll be mine
[2026-06-16 10:03:00] Sam Willis: But she's so many miles away, I've got so many things to say
[2026-06-16 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Why did you even bring this up?!?! God Dave !! Ugh
[2026-06-16 10:03:00] Dave: Right?! Ugh
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Dave: And awwww
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Dave: Completely out nowhere
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I have tears in my eyes (no joke) but I’m also laughing out loud
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Dave: I know. I’m such a piece of shit for mentioning it
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-16 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-16 10:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-16 10:06:00] Sam Willis: Baby bear!!
[2026-06-16 10:06:00] Sam Willis: Awwww the stickers!
[2026-06-16 10:06:00] Dave: lol… I forgot about those
[2026-06-16 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Nah I feel like you’re past that point
[2026-06-16 10:26:00] Dave: Only 2
[2026-06-16 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Lawd
[2026-06-16 10:26:00] Sam Willis: How many monsters have you had?
[2026-06-16 10:26:00] Dave: Is it car-nap time yet?
[2026-06-16 10:27:00] Dave: And yeah, it’s past car-nap territory
[2026-06-16 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Maybe this weekend. Maybe.
[2026-06-16 10:30:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t had either of the monsters you left
[2026-06-16 10:35:00] Dave: No
[2026-06-16 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Did you have to do a scenario analysis this year?
[2026-06-16 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Booooo
[2026-06-16 10:41:00] Sam Willis: When would you say you were like the mostttt burnt out on work? Like a period of time in your life where you just truly did not give a fuck.
[2026-06-16 10:42:00] Sam Willis: If there even has been one.
[2026-06-16 10:42:00] Sam Willis: A part of me feels like I’m there. But I still care. 🙄 but I hate it lol
[2026-06-16 10:45:00] Dave: I haven’t ever really given a fuck about my work tbh. But when I think burnout, that was definitely when I was in IAD before I got this job. Like, I actively hated that. Dreaded every day might actually be a better description.
[2026-06-16 10:48:00] Sam Willis: Ooof. Yea I get that
[2026-06-16 10:49:00] Sam Willis: What’s the difference?
[2026-06-16 10:49:00] Dave: So are you burnt out? Or don’t gaf?
[2026-06-16 10:49:00] Sam Willis: lol no I think I know what you mean
[2026-06-16 10:50:00] Sam Willis: But I still gaf. Bc I’m just wired that way. But I’m rolling my eyes constantly
[2026-06-16 10:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m burnt out in the sense that I’m just like stuck. Been doing the same thing basically for 5 yrs.
[2026-06-16 10:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m also burnt out on Schwab.
[2026-06-16 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Like fuck these clowns
[2026-06-16 10:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m more burnt out on Schwab than I am the actual day to day job though.
[2026-06-16 10:51:00] Dave: That’s burnout
[2026-06-16 10:51:00] Dave: That makes sense
[2026-06-16 10:52:00] Dave: Doing the same thing for too long without any real possibility of promotion or anything to work toward
[2026-06-16 10:52:00] Sam Willis: And my poor team. Ugh
[2026-06-16 10:52:00] Sam Willis: Omg right?
[2026-06-16 10:53:00] Dave: What’s wrong with your team
[2026-06-16 10:57:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-06-16 10:57:00] Sam Willis: Like they have no where to move either
[2026-06-16 12:01:00] Sam Willis: This Aishu intern looks really cute
[2026-06-16 12:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-16 12:39:00] Sam Willis: OK Oreo builder bar might be better than the chocolate/peanut butter one
[2026-06-16 12:42:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-16 12:43:00] Dave: Yeah she is cute
[2026-06-16 12:44:00] Dave: But not hot and sexy… like you 🥵😘
[2026-06-16 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-16 12:49:00] Dave: Bitch, that’s a compliment!
[2026-06-16 12:49:00] Dave: Don’t you hmph me
[2026-06-16 12:50:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-16 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-16 12:51:00] Dave: You better
[2026-06-16 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Why did Chris Bennett ping me “So Indianapolis?”
[2026-06-16 12:56:00] Dave: That’s a great question
[2026-06-16 12:56:00] Dave: Uhhh
[2026-06-16 12:56:00] Dave: Because I haven’t said a word
[2026-06-16 12:59:00] Sam Willis: Weird
[2026-06-16 13:06:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-16 13:07:00] Dave: You should try to find out where he heard that
[2026-06-16 13:11:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: He hasn't answered me yet, but I'm still going through the benefits thing from Midland and they get three additional holidays a year then what we get the only seven sick days a year it's called like holistic health days Wild but you get like four hours of volunteer time of year. I haven't figured out how many vacation days I would get because I don't know what grade level they would put me at but it's looking like probably four weeks and then you can like pay $25 a year to United Way. For charity and they'll give you your birthday off They also have the ability like you can do additional payroll deductions and essentially buy another week of vacation a year if you want to and then They have the stock purchase plan too, but it's only like at a 10% discount versus like 15 They do only 50% of 401(k) match up to 6% like that's different but they have HSA. They have a essay they have basically like the employee. Financial consultants like we way, did you make your appointment? This is your reminder. You're one and only actually it's not your one and only I will hound you until you make that appointment. OK, Chris just said I said what are you hearing and he said that you are exploring to becoming a Hoosier OK The only people who know that are Christina and Rachel Rachel's out of town and I don't think Christina would say anything. I don't think anybody else knows that. Don't love this
[2026-06-16 13:17:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-06-16 13:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-16 13:17:00] Sam Willis: They destroyed something
[2026-06-16 13:18:00] Sam Willis: Zoom in under Lexi. There’s stuffing everywhere
[2026-06-16 13:18:00] Dave: Hahahah omg she’s such a flop!!
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Dave: Yeah I want to know who’s gossiping!!
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Dave: Yeah I want to know who’s gossiping!!
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Dave: He’s such a fucking goober
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Sam Willis: He just said “a Schwab employee”
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Sam Willis: He won’t tell me
[2026-06-16 13:19:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-06-16 13:29:00] Dave: Guess what time it is
[2026-06-16 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Either nap or drive home time?
[2026-06-16 13:29:00] Dave: Aaaaaaaalright
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Dave: 😁
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Dave: The former
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Sam Willis: lol enjoy
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-16 13:30:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-06-16 14:54:00] Sam Willis: wtf lol
[2026-06-16 14:54:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-06-16 14:55:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-16 14:55:00] Sam Willis: But he’s the baby!! He deserves nothing! 🤪
[2026-06-16 14:55:00] Sam Willis: How was your nap
[2026-06-16 14:55:00] Dave: That .01… I’d be livid
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Sam Willis: 🏃♂️🏃♂️
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Dave: Only about 20 mins
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Dave: What?
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Dave: It was pretty ok
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Dave: …maybe I’ll take another one
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Sam Willis: You know what you should do?
[2026-06-16 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Lol
[2026-06-16 14:57:00] Dave: Bleehhhhhhhh
[2026-06-16 14:57:00] Dave: I thought about it tho
[2026-06-16 14:58:00] Sam Willis: I’m leaving here in about an hour. Will you be free to check in?
[2026-06-16 14:58:00] Dave: You know it baby
[2026-06-16 15:01:00] Dave: Whoa! Nice!
[2026-06-16 15:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m proud of myself. I’ve had leftovers for lunch the past TWO DAYS
[2026-06-16 15:02:00] Dave: I need to make some chicken and rice so I’ll have leftovers to eat lol
[2026-06-16 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha doing?
[2026-06-16 15:48:00] Dave: Waiting for your ass to leave work
[2026-06-16 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Really
[2026-06-16 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Then why didn’t you answer
[2026-06-16 15:50:00] Dave: Why aren’t YOU answering
[2026-06-16 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Omg just checked cameras. The entire rug is out of place. Guaranteed she chewed it. Brand new rug. GRRRRRR
[2026-06-16 16:35:00] Dave: What a bum
[2026-06-16 16:35:00] Dave: Oh no!!
[2026-06-16 16:42:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-16 16:43:00] Dave: wtf lok?! Why’d you let her do that??
[2026-06-16 16:43:00] Dave: Lmao wowwwwwwww
[2026-06-16 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? Why didn’t the other dogs intervene!!
[2026-06-16 17:35:00] Sam Willis: (For a redhead)
[2026-06-16 17:35:00] Sam Willis: I realized. If I’m going to be fat, then dark fat looks better than white fat. So now it’s going to be my mission to get super tan.
[2026-06-16 17:40:00] Dave: Good plan
[2026-06-16 17:41:00] Dave: (You aren’t going to be fat)
[2026-06-16 17:58:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc-0YpRpqgA5lPTpSQ5uo-Q Audit the Audit Welcome to Audit the Audit, where we sort out the who and what and the right and wrong of police interactions! Join us as we explore the laws, regulations, and violations showcased in first amendment audits, police interactions, and legislation. Submit your videos here: https://forms.gle/FyrRquHvYtgjUDAw7 For sponsorship inquiries: audit@fixated.com For collaborations or personal projects: auditheaudit@gmail.com
[2026-06-16 18:24:00] Dave: I’ve probably watched it already lol
[2026-06-16 18:24:00] Sam Willis: OK the really bad part about me watching YT is that I want to tell you about all the things I’m watching 😅
[2026-06-16 18:24:00] Sam Willis: But I will refrain lol
[2026-06-16 18:24:00] Dave: No! Do it
[2026-06-16 18:25:00] Sam Willis: Lol oh I’m sure
[2026-06-16 18:26:00] Sam Willis: So far I just watched a guy attempt to rob a bank in a Santa hat and a mask and shit. He brought in like gift bags. But as he was leaving, a bunch of money fell out the bottom 😂
[2026-06-16 18:33:00] Sam Willis: I could absolutely never be a cop
[2026-06-16 18:34:00] Dave: Fuck that
[2026-06-16 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck tits. Even when you think the person you’re pulling over is chill, they turn on you!!!
[2026-06-16 18:34:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-16 18:36:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m done.
[2026-06-16 18:36:00] Sam Willis: No more 😂
[2026-06-16 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha this guy tried to slip out of his cuffs and he tried to move them from behind his back to in front of him. And he got stuck lmao
[2026-06-16 19:35:00] Sam Willis: I mean YAY! But how!
[2026-06-16 19:35:00] Sam Willis: I’m so confused
[2026-06-16 19:35:00] Sam Willis: So I logged into YouTube with my Gmail account. Great, sweet, love it. Then under Home, it says HBO Max. And I have access to all of HBO Max?? wtf
[2026-06-16 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Including…..DTF
[2026-06-16 19:36:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-06-16 19:36:00] Dave: Maybe you get it along with yt tv?
[2026-06-16 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Hehe I didn’t realize that my dad set me up on the Family Sharing Plan so I have access to YT TV, HBO, NFL Sunday Ticket, and NFL RedZone Yeaaaa bitch!!!
[2026-06-16 19:57:00] Dave: That’s awesome!
[2026-06-16 20:32:00] Dave: Shits wild
[2026-06-16 20:32:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdjK3YnIzw The Human Sacrifice of Mark Kilroy In 1989, 21-year-old Mark Kilroy disappeared while visiting Matamor...
[2026-06-16 20:33:00] Dave: But there’s one part in there…
[2026-06-16 20:33:00] Dave: Let me know if you catch it 🤭
[2026-06-16 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Watching now!
[2026-06-16 20:57:00] Sam Willis: I still have like 7 minutes left
[2026-06-16 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Make his vertebrae into a fucking necklace?!?
[2026-06-16 20:57:00] Dave: The necklace thing
[2026-06-16 20:57:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-16 20:57:00] Sam Willis: 12 bodies?? wtf
[2026-06-16 20:58:00] Sam Willis: But I legit don’t know how 3 dudes were with him walking and then all of a sudden poof, Mark just went missing?? 🤨
[2026-06-16 21:00:00] Sam Willis: He believed that if they sacrificed an American college student, they’d be immune from law enforcement?? What?? Lol
[2026-06-16 21:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-16 21:36:00] Sam Willis: And soooooo excited to drive into work
[2026-06-16 21:36:00] Dave: It’s that time again love
[2026-06-16 21:36:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-06-16 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby. Hope you wake up tomorrow feeling rested!
[2026-06-16 21:37:00] Dave: It’s my favorite thing
[2026-06-16 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Other than me, of course
[2026-06-16 21:37:00] Dave: It’s my favorite thing
[2026-06-16 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Hehe talk to you tomorrow ❤️
[2026-06-16 21:38:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-16 21:38:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday, a day of playful banter and shared humor, with a notable theme of exploring their work frustrations and the excitement of a new financial opportunity. A standout moment was their deep dive into a true crime story and the emotional resonance of a song that reminded them of past loneliness.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Work Frustrations - Discussed their feelings of burnout and frustration with current jobs. - Emotional register: Frustrated, tired. - Notable quote: "I’m burnt out in the sense that I’m just like stuck."
- Midland Job Opportunity
- Talked about the benefits and potential of the new job, including more holidays, volunteer time, and vacation days.
- Emotional register: Hopeful, curious.
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Notable quote: "It's looking like probably four weeks of vacation."
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True Crime and YouTube
- Shared and reacted to a YouTube video about a true crime story.
- Emotional register: Engaged, horrified, amused.
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Notable quote: "Make his vertebrae into a fucking necklace?!"
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Music and Memories
- Reminiscing about a sad song, triggering memories of being far apart.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, melancholic.
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Notable quote: "That I’m so lonesome I could cry."
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Food Choices
- Discussed preferences for snacks and meals.
- Emotional register: Playful, lighthearted.
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Notable quote: "Oreo builder bar might be better than the chocolate/peanut butter one."
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Cat's Misbehavior
- Shared frustration about a cat chewing a rug.
- Emotional register: Annoyed, amused.
- Notable quote: "The entire rug is out of place. Guaranteed she chewed it."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Complimentary teasing about physical appearance: "You aren't going to be fat." - Emotional references to longing and desire.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam engaged in equal parts of leading and following, with a playful dynamic balanced by moments of vulnerability. - They shared significant emotional moments discussing their past and feelings of loneliness. - Expressions of affection and love were present, reinforcing their strong bond.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You aren’t going to be fat" — Dave, reassuring. - "Make his vertebrae into a fucking necklace?!" — Sam, in disbelief. - "That I’m so lonesome I could cry" — Sam, reminiscing. - "The entire rug is out of place. Guaranteed she chewed it" — Sam, frustrated.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The potential job offer from Midland and the subsequent benefits. - The unresolved curiosity about the gossip regarding Sam's potential move. - The ongoing enjoyment and exploration of YouTube content.
MOOD MAP Frustrated discussion → Hopeful curiosity → Engaged interest → Melancholic reflection → Playful banter
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
249
124.2 more; previous daily average 124.8 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
26
9.6 more; previous daily average 16.4 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 116 · 47% | 133 · 53% |
| Average reply time | 1m 37s (n=61) | 3m 11s (n=59) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 37s (n=61). 50% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 14s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 150 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 11s (n=59). 24% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 35s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 149 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 75.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 25.0% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 22s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 100% higher than the previous daily average of 124.8 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 50% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 14s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 150 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 249 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (25), Status update (24), Frustration (13), Affection (10), Checking in (5)
- Sam Willis: Humor (22), Frustration (20), Status update (19), Vulnerability (14), Emotional support (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
19 of 26 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (73%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 3s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 26 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
- Context · · Dave
Office is mid
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
There are some new interns
- Context · · Dave
But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
There are some new interns
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Are you being friendly to them 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you being friendly to them 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!!
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
207 of 249 messages (83.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 98 / 116 | 84.5% |
| Sam Willis | 109 / 133 | 82.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.72 |
| Boundary setting | 0.63 |
| Checking in | 0.60 |
| Deep sharing | 0.67 |
| Disagreement | 0.65 |
| Emotional support | 0.71 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.71 |
| Flirting | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.68 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.60 |
| Sexting | 0.85 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 09:19:32
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't k…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome
- Context · · Dave
No!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
😋
- Context · · Dave
🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you napping in your car? 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
What?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you know what song I have randomly stuck in my head right now? 😔
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
The one you told me about that I can’t even remember who sang it. That I’m so lonesome (or was it lonely??) I could cry song
- Context · · Dave
😢
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Baby bear!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Awwww the stickers!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I forgot about those
- Context · · Sam Willis
Nah I feel like you’re past that point
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You better
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why did Chris Bennett ping me “So Indianapolis?”
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s a great question
- Context · · Dave
Uhhh
- Context · · Dave
Because I haven’t said a word
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
(For a redhead)
- Context · · Sam Willis
I realized. If I’m going to be fat, then dark fat looks better than white fat. So now it’s going to be my mission to get super tan.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good plan
- Context · · Dave
(You aren’t going to be fat)
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc-0YpRpqgA5lPTpSQ5uo-Q Audit the Audit Welcome to Audit the Audit, where we sort out the who and what and the right and wrong of police interactions! Join us as we explore the laws, regulations, and violat…
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy…
- Context · · Dave
We can do this!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
- Context · · Dave
Office is mid
- Context · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
But not hot and sexy… like you 🥵😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Detected signal · · Dave
Bitch, that’s a compliment!
- Context · · Dave
Don’t you hmph me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
Bitch, that’s a compliment!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Don’t you hmph me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
Checking in
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't k…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't k…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome
- Context · · Dave
No!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Um it low key smells like musky cat piss in here
- Context · · Dave
That’s weird
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Have you ever been to the Phoenix offices?
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
This place is a prison
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Are they ass?
- Context · · Dave
No I haven’t
- Detected signal · · Dave
What’s so bad about it?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Both lol
- Context · · Dave
lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Both lol
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dark. Smelly. Old.
- Context · · Dave
Or just smell like it lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro. You don’t know how good you have it
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t listened to this since like WAA really became WAA
- Context · · Dave
Sometimes I kneel and pray and… hope that… one day you’ll be mine
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But she's so many miles away, I've got so many things to say
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why did you even bring this up?!?! God Dave !! Ugh
- Context · · Dave
Right?! Ugh
Disagreement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe this weekend. Maybe.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t had either of the monsters you left
- Detected signal · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you have to do a scenario analysis this year?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Booooo
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Depressing
- Context · · Dave
I mean other than the smell
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok, that’s a lot of suck
- Context · · Dave
Oooo, I like dark though!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Empty
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
The one you told me about that I can’t even remember who sang it. That I’m so lonesome (or was it lonely??) I could cry song
- Detected signal · · Dave
😢
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh that’s it!!
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLz-ejcm9Ew Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic) Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic Mini Mashup)From the albu...
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Dave
I actually played this the other day. My fingers were sore because I’d already been playing a while though so I didn’t do very well lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh it’s so sad!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh man. It’s too sad
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy…
- Detected signal · · Dave
We can do this!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
- Context · · Dave
Office is mid
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
It was pretty ok
- Context · · Dave
…maybe I’ll take another one
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You know what you should do?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lol
- Context · · Dave
Bleehhhhhhhh
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m leaving here in about an hour. Will you be free to check in?
- Context · · Dave
You know it baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
Whoa! Nice!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of myself. I’ve had leftovers for lunch the past TWO DAYS
- Context · · Dave
I need to make some chicken and rice so I’ll have leftovers to eat lol
Excitement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
THAT WAS NOT ME
- Context · · Sam Willis
😑
- Detected signal · · Dave
Next thing you know, you’ll be making trips to Mexico 🤣🤣🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg stahpppppp you jerk lol
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I mean other than the smell
- Context · · Dave
Ok, that’s a lot of suck
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oooo, I like dark though!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Empty
- Context · · Sam Willis
Three buildings all disconnected
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
The one you told me about that I can’t even remember who sang it. That I’m so lonesome (or was it lonely??) I could cry song
- Context · · Dave
😢
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ahhh that’s it!!
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLz-ejcm9Ew Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic) Everlast - This Kind of Lonely (Acoustic Mini Mashup)From the albu...
- Context · · Dave
lol
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Yeah she is cute
- Detected signal · · Dave
But not hot and sexy… like you 🥵😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
Bitch, that’s a compliment!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m so confused
- Context · · Sam Willis
So I logged into YouTube with my Gmail account. Great, sweet, love it. Then under Home, it says HBO Max. And I have access to all of HBO Max?? wtf
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Including…..DTF
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Context · · Dave
Maybe you get it along with yt tv?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sweet dreams baby. Hope you wake up tomorrow feeling rested!
- Context · · Dave
It’s my favorite thing This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Other than me, of course
- Context · · Dave
It’s my favorite thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe talk to you tomorrow ❤️
Frustration
Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
- Context · · Dave
Office is mid
- Detected signal · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
There are some new interns
- Context · · Dave
But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
There are some new interns
- Detected signal · · Dave
But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you being friendly to them 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!! This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you being friendly to them 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!!
Humor
Showing 3 of 47 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
😋
- Context · · Dave
🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you napping in your car? 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy…
- Context · · Dave
We can do this!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
- Context · · Dave
Office is mid
- Context · · Dave
Wait wait wait… did you just say I know phone before bed makes it hard to fall asleep in one breath, and then why can’t I fall asleep at not in the next? 🤦♂️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
There are some new interns
- Context · · Dave
But you know you aren’t because of your gd phone
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you being friendly to them 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that
Passive aggression
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm. Criminal behavior
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ahem… something you seem to be fine with
- Context · · Sam Willis
THAT WAS NOT ME
- Context · · Sam Willis
😑
Planning
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you napping in your car? 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy…
- Context · · Dave
We can do this!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Is it car-nap time yet?
- Context · · Dave
And yeah, it’s past car-nap territory
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe this weekend. Maybe.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t had either of the monsters you left
- Context · · Dave
No
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩
- Context · · Dave
Guess what time it is
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Either nap or drive home time?
- Context · · Dave
Aaaaaaaalright
- Context · · Dave
😁
Request
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Weird
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Dave
You should try to find out where he heard that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: He hasn't answered me yet, but I'm still going through the benefits thing from Midland and they get three additional holidays a year then what we get the only seven sick days a year it's called like holistic health days Wild…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
Including…..DTF
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Detected signal · · Dave
Maybe you get it along with yt tv?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe I didn’t realize that my dad set me up on the Family Sharing Plan so I have access to YT TV, HBO, NFL Sunday Ticket, and NFL RedZone Yeaaaa bitch!!!
- Context · · Dave
That’s awesome!
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Yeah she is cute
- Detected signal · · Dave
But not hot and sexy… like you 🥵😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
Bitch, that’s a compliment!
Status update
Showing 3 of 43 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am on my way to work in the office not super excited about it, but I did sleep pretty good So that was nice. Woke up, sweaty last night, though. Awful I had to go towel off I don't k…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hopefully you aren’t getting sick! (With the sweating)
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome
- Detected signal · · Dave
No!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
I’m napping in the office
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
No!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m napping in the office
- Context · · Dave
😋
- Context · · Dave
🙄
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Going to listen to murder and get ready. Talk to you soon!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning On my way to work just tell myself it's only three days. It's only three days I can do this. And I'm just gonna make it till two my meetings are done and then I go home that will be so wonderful I've been sleepy…
- Context · · Dave
We can do this!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I WILL yell at you if you’re on your phone!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh yea forgot about that This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore.
- Context · · Dave
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I should be tired!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I used to fall asleep with my phone in my hand. What happened to that?!? I can’t even do that anymore.
- Context · · Dave
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
- Context · · Dave
lol.. Siiiiiigh…. Ima try to be happy