2026-07-05
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[2026-07-05 08:37:00] Dave: And you ofc. All of you ❤️
[2026-07-05 08:37:00] Dave: You’re hair is so pretty 😍
[2026-07-05 09:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-07-05 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome!
[2026-07-05 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
[2026-07-05 11:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
[2026-07-05 11:10:00] Dave: Awe dang
[2026-07-05 11:10:00] Dave: Still blurry?
[2026-07-05 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Yea I saved it to my phone too
[2026-07-05 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Story time 👆
[2026-07-05 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then they have a 1030 service So mom is getting ready to leave the house for the 1030 service and For some reason, decided to check Facebook before she left I guess cause she had a little bit of time and she noticed that the church had posted on Facebook that they were canceling their 1030 service today. It's mom's like what the fuck so she texted a. She texted a church friend and was like what's going on. Well I guess the pastor was like council like you know a lot of times homeless people and you know just like wanderers walking to church as you know well the church had started locking the doors because shit's like scary, but I guess. The pastor was counseling this homeless guy and he was there during like the Sunday school hour so before the 1030 service and he fucking pulled out a gun and shot himself this transient guy Luckily, nobody like the pastor wasn't her. Nobody else from the church was her but like literally brought a gun to the church and fucking shot himself I don't know if he died or what I'm assuming he probably died. Is that just fucking crazy? Fucking so scary too like could turn it on anybody
[2026-07-05 11:21:00] Sam Willis: Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
[2026-07-05 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
[2026-07-05 11:23:00] Sam Willis: Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
[2026-07-05 11:24:00] Sam Willis: That’s super cool
[2026-07-05 11:24:00] Dave: Holy shit!
[2026-07-05 11:24:00] Dave: It auto follows
[2026-07-05 11:24:00] Dave: It auto follows
[2026-07-05 11:24:00] Dave: Holy shit!
[2026-07-05 11:26:00] Sam Willis: I turned schitts creek on while I was eating my cereal. God I love this show. So fucking hilarious
[2026-07-05 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Last night was rough until about 1030. Loki definitely peed in my room. In atleast two places. I literally just got her to go outside for the first time about 30 min ago. She was too afraid 😩 But we all went to bed around 1030 then some jackass set off 3 loud ones at like 1245 this morning that woke us up 🙄
[2026-07-05 11:31:00] Sam Willis: I need to get uppppp. The house is in disarray again it seems. Always 🙄 No real plans today. I might’s because he made a cheesecake and has extras lol.
[2026-07-05 11:35:00] Sam Willis: And last night was fine, at my friends. I’m glad i guess that I got out of the house but also glad I don’t have any obligations today lol
[2026-07-05 11:35:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-05 11:35:00] Sam Willis: Oh also I’m still laughing at your “good mew” lmao
[2026-07-05 11:35:00] Dave: I forgot about that 😋
[2026-07-05 11:36:00] Dave: Yeah I figured you’d have fun once you got up and out
[2026-07-05 13:38:00] Dave: Otherwise I’ve pretty much just been fucking off all day lol
[2026-07-05 13:38:00] Dave: I’m heading to the car wash
[2026-07-05 13:38:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-07-05 13:42:00] Sam Willis: My house will forever smell like dirty wet dog 😭
[2026-07-05 13:42:00] Sam Willis: No one should be at the gym for 2 damn hours wtf
[2026-07-05 13:42:00] Sam Willis: Cleaning my disgusting house and doing a bunch of laundry
[2026-07-05 13:42:00] Sam Willis: Christian texted 1hr and 45 min ago that he was heading to the gym and would text me when he was heading back home
[2026-07-05 13:43:00] Dave: Yeah fuck that
[2026-07-05 13:43:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-05 13:43:00] Sam Willis: All I want is some cheesecake 😂
[2026-07-05 13:44:00] Dave: Cheesecake though
[2026-07-05 13:44:00] Dave: Cheesecake though
[2026-07-05 13:44:00] Dave: I could use cheesecake 🤔
[2026-07-05 13:44:00] Sam Willis: I really don’t want to leave the house but ugh
[2026-07-05 13:45:00] Sam Willis: When you say you’ve been “fucking off all day”, what does that entail? lol
[2026-07-05 13:47:00] Dave: That’s pretty much it
[2026-07-05 13:47:00] Dave: Laying around, watching YouTube…
[2026-07-05 13:48:00] Sam Willis: You should lay around all day! ❤️
[2026-07-05 13:48:00] Dave: I do too kinda though
[2026-07-05 13:48:00] Sam Willis: I have the Sunday scaries lol
[2026-07-05 13:48:00] Dave: You always have the Sunday scaries
[2026-07-05 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m gonna WFH tomorrow. I have another interview tomorrow sometime
[2026-07-05 13:49:00] Dave: I was just thinking about working from home tomorrow
[2026-07-05 13:49:00] Dave: For who?
[2026-07-05 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Anthem, the health care company. First interview
[2026-07-05 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Did you ever get your robot vacuum fixed?
[2026-07-05 14:37:00] Dave: Well, before I left for the car wash
[2026-07-05 14:37:00] Sam Willis: Nice
[2026-07-05 14:37:00] Dave: Heh, I just ordered a new battery for it
[2026-07-05 14:38:00] Dave: Idk. It never turned back on after I cleaned it
[2026-07-05 14:38:00] Sam Willis: Was that the issue? I thought it was the poop thing lol
[2026-07-05 14:39:00] Dave: Ugh. I’m soaked through from cleaning the car
[2026-07-05 14:39:00] Dave: So I figured the battery was a good first bet
[2026-07-05 14:39:00] Sam Willis: lol makes sense
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Dave: Was it a sex dream?!
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Dave: Yeah yeah
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Oh dude. I had a dream about Eric wahl last night
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Dave: What was it about?
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Not about him per se. But he was in it. And he found us out
[2026-07-05 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Bc YOU were being too obvious
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Sam Willis: No lol. I think we were all on like a nice retreat
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Sam Willis: No lol. I think we were all on like a nice retreat
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Sam Willis: You are 🤪
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Sam Willis: You are 🤪
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Sam Willis: He was not pleased lol
[2026-07-05 14:41:00] Dave: No I’m nnnnnnnot
[2026-07-05 14:42:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. Car wash. You’re soaked through bc the humidity?
[2026-07-05 14:42:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s 103 and 60%
[2026-07-05 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Ew. Sorry baby
[2026-07-05 14:43:00] Dave: So it took forever
[2026-07-05 14:43:00] Dave: Make that 104
[2026-07-05 14:43:00] Dave: And my rims were covered in some kind of sticky gunk that I had to scrub off
[2026-07-05 14:44:00] Dave: Humidity?
[2026-07-05 14:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-05 14:44:00] Dave: Humidity?
[2026-07-05 14:44:00] Sam Willis: Ew. Like tar?
[2026-07-05 14:44:00] Dave: Out in the sun
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Sam Willis: That is irrelevant lol
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: Omg!
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: That’s amazing 🤩
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: It’s extrarrelevant
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: Like 10%? 🙄
[2026-07-05 14:45:00] Dave: Like 10%? 🙄
[2026-07-05 14:46:00] Sam Willis: You were spot on lol
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Dave: And you misspelled “HOT”
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat.
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Dave: Reacted 🤭 to “Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat. ”
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-07-05 16:47:00] Dave: I’m glad you enjoyed it!
[2026-07-05 16:48:00] Dave: How is your day?
[2026-07-05 16:48:00] Dave: I love you baby
[2026-07-05 16:48:00] Dave: I mean, obviously pretty good if you’ve had cheesecake
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Dave: It so is
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Meh. Sunday scaries. Like how tf is the long weekend already over?!?
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Sam Willis: It’s depressing
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-05 16:49:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-07-05 16:50:00] Dave: Pretty good.. Just doing the usual stuffs. Packing up jack-off-adapters, laundry, thinking about you
[2026-07-05 16:51:00] Sam Willis: These jack off adapters have been so good to you! lol
[2026-07-05 16:52:00] Dave: They really have
[2026-07-05 16:52:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 16:53:00] Dave: I’ve wondered what it would be like if I actually put time into advertising them on sm or discord
[2026-07-05 17:01:00] Dave: What area you worried about? Specifically
[2026-07-05 17:01:00] Dave: What area you worried about? Specifically
[2026-07-05 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Work
[2026-07-05 17:04:00] Dave: What about work
[2026-07-05 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Bc I didn’t work this weekend
[2026-07-05 17:04:00] Dave: Yeah, durr
[2026-07-05 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Per usual
[2026-07-05 17:06:00] Dave: There’s nothing about your job that is life threatening
[2026-07-05 17:06:00] Sam Willis: That’s what the anxiety is about. The unknown
[2026-07-05 17:06:00] Dave: What do you have to do that can’t wait while you call in sick for a couple days?
[2026-07-05 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh I dunno yet
[2026-07-05 17:06:00] Sam Willis: That scenario analysis has to be figured out asap. Tomorrow or Tuesday
[2026-07-05 17:07:00] Dave: Because, really, who even gives a fuck lol?
[2026-07-05 17:07:00] Dave: What even is it?
[2026-07-05 17:07:00] Dave: It’ll be fiiiiine
[2026-07-05 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Goes to Erin on Friday soooo that’s the biggest thing.
[2026-07-05 17:08:00] Dave: It’s all silly and inconsequential
[2026-07-05 17:08:00] Dave: It’s dumb
[2026-07-05 17:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m very annoyed with Justin for not running with it. And I know he’s not running with it bc he doesn’t want to be doing it in the first place 😒🙄
[2026-07-05 17:09:00] Sam Willis: It goes to the board so it’s something. Even though I think it’s dumb
[2026-07-05 17:10:00] Dave: Did you like, tell him to do it and he just.. didn’t?
[2026-07-05 17:10:00] Dave: Oh??
[2026-07-05 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Yes and he did up to a point. He did it using EORMs calculation, like he was told to do, saw that it was insane. Like in the trillions. And then was like well this is what they said to do so 🤷♀️
[2026-07-05 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Malicious compliance he calls it
[2026-07-05 17:19:00] Sam Willis: To prove a point (he thinks) that EORM, the COE etc, is dumb
[2026-07-05 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Which fine. Yes they are. But we are still on the hook for doing this damn thing 🙄
[2026-07-05 17:19:00] Dave: So what do you think he should have done instead?
[2026-07-05 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Fucking tried to find the right answer. Reached out to Eric. Reached out to ppl we are reaching out to this week.
[2026-07-05 17:21:00] Dave: But what’s wrong with you using EORM’s calculation? They’re the authority right?
[2026-07-05 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Dude. It’s wrong.
[2026-07-05 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Samir and the SLT already saw our scenario with that calculation and was like absolutely not
[2026-07-05 17:22:00] Sam Willis: We are seasoned enough to use our brains and keep working towards the “right” answer.
[2026-07-05 17:22:00] Dave: But it’s all just corporate nonsense…
[2026-07-05 17:23:00] Dave: Our job is silly corporate nonsense… Nothing you have to worry about on your days off baby.
[2026-07-05 17:23:00] Dave: Right
[2026-07-05 17:23:00] Sam Willis: Well that’s the job we have
[2026-07-05 17:24:00] Dave: Ok ok, you’r right. I do get why you’re annoyed
[2026-07-05 17:24:00] Sam Willis: I get that but I was just explaining to you why Justin was annoying me with the situation
[2026-07-05 17:24:00] Dave: Or your days on for that matter
[2026-07-05 17:24:00] Sam Willis: I agree I shouldn’t be worried about it on the weekend.
[2026-07-05 17:26:00] Dave: I was too focused on making the point that our jobs are just made up lol.
[2026-07-05 17:48:00] Sam Willis: I only have to make it through this week then I’m only working Monday and Tuesday the next week. I can do it. I can do it.
[2026-07-05 17:49:00] Dave: Oh yeah… did you ever tell me what days you’re going home??
[2026-07-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Yes.
[2026-07-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Wed-Sunday
[2026-07-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: I think lol
[2026-07-05 17:52:00] Dave: Dates
[2026-07-05 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Maybe.
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Sam Willis: SIR
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Er ma gerddddd
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Dave: Month please
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Sam Willis: 15-19
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Because you’re adorable
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Dave: So it’ll put it on my calendar 😘
[2026-07-05 17:53:00] Sam Willis: you KNOW what month
[2026-07-05 17:54:00] Dave: Cmooooon baby
[2026-07-05 17:54:00] Dave: But Messages doesn’t know and it won’t make the add this to calendar link if it’s not in the same line
[2026-07-05 17:56:00] Sam Willis: July 15-19, 2026
[2026-07-05 18:00:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if dogs can get sunburnt
[2026-07-05 18:00:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-07-05 18:01:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a turd lol
[2026-07-05 18:01:00] Dave: They can if their skin is exposed
[2026-07-05 18:01:00] Dave: Like, shaved
[2026-07-05 18:11:00] Sam Willis: Sucks not being able to get into the pool
[2026-07-05 18:11:00] Sam Willis: It is sooooo fucking hot outside.
[2026-07-05 18:14:00] Dave: How long before you can?
[2026-07-05 18:14:00] Dave: Ohh I bet
[2026-07-05 18:20:00] Sam Willis: time I’m in Effingham
[2026-07-05 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Bc this girl is swimming then!! Hmph
[2026-07-05 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Also. You know what is bullshit? When you’re fat, you get the benefit of your stomach sticking out further than your chest so the sun SHOULD be tanning it. But mine is still looking like a ghost. 🤬
[2026-07-05 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Today’s Midwest safety is fun lol
[2026-07-05 18:44:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 18:44:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 18:45:00] Dave: Trust me. I feel ya
[2026-07-05 18:45:00] Dave: Trust me. I feel ya
[2026-07-05 18:45:00] Dave:
[2026-07-05 18:46:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 18:46:00] Sam Willis: 🤤
[2026-07-05 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm no you are very sexy
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Doubt it
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Pffft
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Pffft
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Sam Willis: That’s nothing. Mine is all poochy mush
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Doubt it
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Yet, it’s still not UNsexy!
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Thanks, but that is objectively the least sexy picture I’ve ever sent you lololol
[2026-07-05 18:47:00] Dave: Also doubt your belly sticks out past your boobs
[2026-07-05 18:48:00] Dave: Better send pics from multiple angles for verification 🤔
[2026-07-05 18:50:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know how tf to get the right angle 😅
[2026-07-05 18:51:00] Dave: Any angle would be fine. Especially ones that look you leaning over me 😏
[2026-07-05 18:51:00] Sam Willis: I am soooooo fat
[2026-07-05 18:51:00] Sam Willis: Omg I can’t send this to you
[2026-07-05 18:52:00] Sam Willis: And let’s never do this again, ok?!
[2026-07-05 18:52:00] Sam Willis: I mean…wtf
[2026-07-05 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Ok now delete that
[2026-07-05 18:54:00] Dave: Yep, Sexy af 👍
[2026-07-05 18:55:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-07-05 18:56:00] Dave: Mmmm I’d love to suck those nipples 🤤
[2026-07-05 18:58:00] Dave: Naaaah
[2026-07-05 18:58:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-07-05 18:58:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-07-05 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I would absolutely love that
[2026-07-05 18:59:00] Sam Willis: And my poochy, mushy belly? 😉
[2026-07-05 18:59:00] Dave: It’s all you and your hotness 🥵
[2026-07-05 19:00:00] Dave: I’d kiss and lick it all 🤤
[2026-07-05 19:00:00] Dave: Every bit of you
[2026-07-05 19:04:00] Sam Willis: I can’t hardly wait for that to happen again!
[2026-07-05 19:04:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-07-05 19:05:00] Dave: I knowwwwwww 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-05 19:10:00] Dave: Ohhhh man
[2026-07-05 19:10:00] Dave: Watching the mwsafety video
[2026-07-05 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Girl is something else
[2026-07-05 19:14:00] Sam Willis: And I have no pepper. Cool cool
[2026-07-05 19:14:00] Sam Willis: I’m actually cooking a legit meal for myself
[2026-07-05 19:14:00] Sam Willis: I also need to get a wooden spoon.
[2026-07-05 19:14:00] Dave: What are you cooking?
[2026-07-05 19:15:00] Sam Willis: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/282124/honey-garlic-chicken-thighs/ Honey Garlic Chicken Thighs These garlic chicken thighs are cooked with honey and soy sauce in a cast iron skillet for a family-friendly dish full of sweet and savory flavors.
[2026-07-05 19:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m shooketh that Christian left me a cast iron skillet
[2026-07-05 19:26:00] Sam Willis: We shall see. I told Claude to inspire me 🙄
[2026-07-05 19:27:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuIrfFp5wpQ Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 14: Sloppy Joe Buns Reclaiming childhood and risking it all for white dress shirts ever...
[2026-07-05 19:27:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-07-05 19:27:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭🫣
[2026-07-05 19:27:00] Sam Willis: I will absolutely kill up
[2026-07-05 19:27:00] Sam Willis: You
[2026-07-05 19:36:00] Dave: Just trying to give you some meal ideas 🤷♂️
[2026-07-05 19:39:00] Dave: Imagine that
[2026-07-05 19:39:00] Dave: I know right
[2026-07-05 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Mmm this is actually pretty decent. Yay protein!! lol
[2026-07-05 19:40:00] Dave: Giving your body what it needs feels good lol
[2026-07-05 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Why is it so hard though lol
[2026-07-05 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I know. Damnit.
[2026-07-05 19:57:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-05 19:58:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 19:58:00] Sam Willis: It’s meeeeeeee!!
[2026-07-05 19:59:00] Dave: Perfect
[2026-07-05 20:04:00] Sam Willis: Watching another MW safety video. Wild. This dude is a bail bondsman. Allegedly. But he’s been impersonating a police officer. Like making traffic stops. Has an unmarked car with police lights, etc. like what a fucking loser
[2026-07-05 20:04:00] Sam Willis: Made up this entire website and name of this program. Had a badge made. A fake license plate. Etc.
[2026-07-05 20:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m a “fugitive recovery agent”
[2026-07-05 20:05:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣
[2026-07-05 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Like bro…. What the fuck
[2026-07-05 20:07:00] Sam Willis: This one is older. Absolutely cringe
[2026-07-05 20:07:00] Sam Willis: Because the dude is just such a loser.
[2026-07-05 20:07:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt5EVB-sYtA Here's Why You Shouldn't Drive a Fake Cop Car We are looking for a volunteer to help with records requests in Lit...
[2026-07-05 20:07:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gZO7_SCf8M Wife Discovers Husband’s Secret Life As a Fake Cop In today's body camera video, we're covering the case of Michael Sc...
[2026-07-05 20:07:00] Dave: Hahaha right?? I’ve seen a few of those and they’re so cringe
[2026-07-05 20:09:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be watching that next ❤️
[2026-07-05 20:10:00] Sam Willis: The wife in this one is also shooketh
[2026-07-05 20:10:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-05 20:11:00] Dave: They usually are
[2026-07-05 20:12:00] Dave: But sometimes you get a bad bitch, who doesn’t gaf
[2026-07-05 20:12:00] Dave: And that’s always awesome
[2026-07-05 20:13:00] Sam Willis: wtf this guy got off with absolutely nothing
[2026-07-05 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Case was dismissed. 🤬
[2026-07-05 20:15:00] Sam Willis: Alright, watching yours now, and I already hate him 😂
[2026-07-05 20:17:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-05 20:17:00] Sam Willis: I feel like he’s mental
[2026-07-05 20:17:00] Dave: Yes!
[2026-07-05 20:18:00] Sam Willis: This guy is weirdddddd
[2026-07-05 20:19:00] Dave: Right!?
[2026-07-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Possessed lol
[2026-07-05 20:38:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-05 20:49:00] Dave: But kinda fun
[2026-07-05 20:49:00] Dave: I’m watching this foreign dub movie called Brick on Netflix
[2026-07-05 20:49:00] Dave: It’s dum
[2026-07-05 20:51:00] Sam Willis: I have wedding crashers on. Fucking love this movie
[2026-07-05 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Hmm I’ll have to look it up
[2026-07-05 20:52:00] Dave: Don’t bother
[2026-07-05 20:52:00] Dave: Don’t bother
[2026-07-05 21:36:00] Dave: Aaaaand my Sunday scaries are about to be over because I’m going to bed 🫠
[2026-07-05 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-05 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams!! Hope you sleep well
[2026-07-05 21:38:00] Dave: Nite nite love 💕
[2026-07-05 21:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
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DAY OVERVIEW Sunday started with a playful tone as Dave and Sam discussed a drone video, but it shifted to a mix of shared concerns and romantic longing. Sam's dream about a colleague finding them out added a layer of tension, while their conversation about work and future plans showcased a blend of vulnerability and affection.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Drone Video - Sam couldn't watch the video due to poor WiFi, later realizing it was blurry. Dave's drone video showed his dog, Bear, confused by the drone. Dave mentioned the drone auto-follows, and Sam found it impressive. - Emotional register: Engaged, curious. - Notable quote: "It auto follows" — Dave, explaining the drone's function.
- Sam's Dream
- Sam shared a dream where a colleague, Eric Wahl, discovered their affair, which she found amusing and a bit unnerving. She noted Dave's behavior in the dream as too obvious.
- Emotional register: Amused, slightly anxious.
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Notable quote: "He found us out. Bc YOU were being too obvious." — Sam, recounting her dream.
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Work and Anxiety
- Sam expressed anxiety about an upcoming work project, feeling pressured by her colleague, Justin, who wasn't helping as expected. She needed to meet a deadline for a scenario analysis.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, anxious.
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Notable quote: "I’m very annoyed with Justin for not running with it." — Sam, discussing her work frustration.
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Strict Religion and Upcoming Plans
- Sam planned to visit her family next week, from July 15th to 19th, and discussed the religious and strict environment they would navigate. She expressed a slight fear and trepidation about the trip.
- Emotional register: Apprehensive, resigned.
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Notable quote: "I think [my family is] gonna have a field day." — Sam, anticipating her family's reaction.
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Food and Cooking
- Sam cooked Honey Garlic Chicken Thighs, feeling proud of making a proper meal. Dave shared a link to a recipe he wanted her to try. She enjoyed the meal and appreciated the effort.
- Emotional register: Satisfied, appreciative.
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Notable quote: "Mmm this is actually pretty decent. Yay protein!!" — Sam, enjoying her meal.
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Weather and Physical Discomfort
- Both discussed the hot and humid weather, with Sam lamenting the inability to get into the pool. She also mentioned her stomach not tanning despite being exposed to the sun.
- Emotional register: Discomforted, mildly annoyed.
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Notable quote: "It is sooooo fucking hot outside." — Sam, regarding the weather.
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Entertainment and Media
- They discussed watching "Midwest Safety" videos, which they found entertaining and sometimes cringe-worthy. Dave shared a link to a video about a fake cop and his wife's reaction.
- Emotional register: Entertained, amused.
- Notable quote: "This dude is a bail bondsman. Allegedly." — Sam, describing the Midwest Safety video.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave complimented Sam on her hair, which she took as flirty and sweet. They discussed a dream of Dave's that seemed sexual, but it was ambiguous. Dave also expressed a desire to see Sam, mentioning the physical aspect of their relationship. - Sam mentioned a sexual dream featuring Dave, indicating a level of intimacy and fantasy in their relationship. Dave responded with fascination and a hint of jealousy. - Sam discussed her body image, calling herself "fat" and "poochy," but Dave countered by calling her "sexy af" and expressing a desire to kiss and lick her body. They shared a playful exchange about sending intimate pictures, with Dave encouraging and Sam initially resisting. - Notable quote: "I’d kiss and lick it all. Every bit of you." — Dave, expressing his desire.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave was playful and complimentary, while Sam was vulnerable and sometimes anxious. They both expressed frustration with external issues, like work and family, but found solace in their shared connection. - There was a dynamic of reassurance and support, with Dave comforting Sam about her work anxiety and the upcoming family visit. Their flirtatious and romantic exchanges highlighted a deep emotional connection and longing for each other's physical presence. - Power dynamics shifted between playfulness and vulnerability, with Dave teasing and encouraging, and Sam being both self-conscious and openly affectionate.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You’re hair is so pretty" — Dave, complimenting Sam. - "He found us out. Bc YOU were being too obvious." — Sam, recounting her dream. - "I’m very annoyed with Justin for not running with it." — Sam, discussing her work frustration. - "I think [my family is] gonna have a field day." — Sam, anticipating her family's reaction. - "I’d kiss and lick it all. Every bit of you." — Dave, expressing his desire. - "Mmm this is actually pretty decent. Yay protein!!" — Sam, enjoying her meal. - "It is sooooo fucking hot outside." — Sam, regarding the weather. - "This dude is a bail bondsman. Allegedly." — Sam, describing the Midwest Safety video. - "Holy shit! It auto follows." — Dave, excited about the drone. - "I love you" — Both, in various contexts, expressing love.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's upcoming trip to her family from July 15th to 19th, which may bring challenges and discussions about their relationship. - The unresolved work project and Sam's anxiety about meeting the deadline. - The playful and romantic teasing between Dave and Sam, which will likely continue in their future interactions. - The shared interest in "Midwest Safety" videos, suggesting future discussions or shared entertainment.
MOOD MAP Playful tease → anxious anticipation → romantic longing → humorous amusement → affectionate reassurance.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
292
58.9 more; previous daily average 233.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
22
4.3 fewer; previous daily average 26.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 149 · 51% | 143 · 49% |
| Average reply time | 1m 25s (n=71) | 1m 34s (n=72) |
| Conversation starts | 3 of 3 · 100% | 0 of 3 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 25s (n=71). 49% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 45s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 382 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 34s (n=72). 53% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 19s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 380 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 33.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 54s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 233.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 49% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 45s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 382 historical observations).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 53% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 19s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 380 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 292 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (39), Humor (26), Frustration (16), Affection (9), Checking in (8)
- Sam Willis: Status update (47), Humor (19), Frustration (16), Vulnerability (13), Affection (10)
Tension and positive follow-ups
17 of 28 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (61%).
11 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 46s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 28 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Context · · Sam Willis
My house will forever smell like dirty wet dog 😭
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
No one should be at the gym for 2 damn hours wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cleaning my disgusting house and doing a bunch of laundry
- Context · · Sam Willis
Christian texted 1hr and 45 min ago that he was heading to the gym and would text me when he was heading back home
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
260 of 292 messages (89.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 134 / 149 | 89.9% |
| Sam Willis | 126 / 143 | 88.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.68 |
| Deep sharing | 0.60 |
| Disagreement | 0.77 |
| Emotional support | 0.73 |
| Encouragement | 0.73 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.76 |
| Frustration | 0.65 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Planning | 0.70 |
| Request | 0.67 |
| Sexting | 0.89 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 11:51:49
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
And you ofc. All of you ❤️
- Context · · Dave
You’re hair is so pretty 😍
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
And you ofc. All of you ❤️
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re hair is so pretty 😍
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
You’re hair is so pretty 😍
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s super cool
- Context · · Dave
Holy shit!
- Context · · Dave
It auto follows
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Reacted 🤭 to “Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat. ”
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m glad you enjoyed it!
- Context · · Dave
How is your day?
- Context · · Dave
I love you baby
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Naaaah
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re the best
- Context · · Sam Willis
I would absolutely love that
- Context · · Sam Willis
And my poochy, mushy belly? 😉
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Any angle would be fine. Especially ones that look you leaning over me 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am soooooo fat
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg I can’t send this to you
- Context · · Sam Willis
And let’s never do this again, ok?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean…wtf
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
And let’s never do this again, ok?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean…wtf
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ok now delete that
- Context · · Dave
Yep, Sexy af 👍
- Context · · Dave
Lolol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have wedding crashers on. Fucking love this movie
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmm I’ll have to look it up
- Detected signal · · Dave
Don’t bother This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Don’t bother
- Context · · Dave
Aaaaand my Sunday scaries are about to be over because I’m going to bed 🫠
Checking in
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
- Detected signal · · Dave
Still blurry?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
- Context · · Sam Willis
Story time 👆
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Last night was rough until about 1030. Loki definitely peed in my room. In atleast two places. I literally just got her to go outside for the first time about 30 min ago. She was too afraid 😩 But we all went to bed around 1030 then some ja…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to get uppppp. The house is in disarray again it seems. Always 🙄 No real plans today. I might stop by Christian’s because he made a cheesecake and has extras lol.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And last night was fine, at my friends. I’m glad i guess that I got out of the house but also glad I don’t have any obligations today lol
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh also I’m still laughing at your “good mew” lmao
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Yeah yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh dude. I had a dream about Eric wahl last night
- Detected signal · · Dave
What was it about?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not about him per se. But he was in it. And he found us out
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc YOU were being too obvious
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well that’s the job we have
- Context · · Dave
Ok ok, you’r right. I do get why you’re annoyed
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I get that but I was just explaining to you why Justin was annoying me with the situation
- Context · · Dave
Or your days on for that matter
- Context · · Sam Willis
I agree I shouldn’t be worried about it on the weekend.
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What was it about?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not about him per se. But he was in it. And he found us out
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc YOU were being too obvious
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
So what do you think he should have done instead?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucking tried to find the right answer. Reached out to Eric. Reached out to ppl we are reaching out to this week.
- Detected signal · · Dave
But what’s wrong with you using EORM’s calculation? They’re the authority right?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. It’s wrong.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Samir and the SLT already saw our scenario with that calculation and was like absolutely not
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucking tried to find the right answer. Reached out to Eric. Reached out to ppl we are reaching out to this week.
- Context · · Dave
But what’s wrong with you using EORM’s calculation? They’re the authority right?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dude. It’s wrong.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Samir and the SLT already saw our scenario with that calculation and was like absolutely not
- Context · · Sam Willis
We are seasoned enough to use our brains and keep working towards the “right” answer.
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I’m heading to the car wash
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My house will forever smell like dirty wet dog 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one should be at the gym for 2 damn hours wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cleaning my disgusting house and doing a bunch of laundry
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You were spot on lol
- Context · · Dave
And you misspelled “HOT”
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat.
- Context · · Dave
😘
- Context · · Dave
Reacted 🤭 to “Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat. ”
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
It so is
- Context · · Sam Willis
How is your day going?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Meh. Sunday scaries. Like how tf is the long weekend already over?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s depressing
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh also I’m still laughing at your “good mew” lmao
- Context · · Dave
I forgot about that 😋
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah I figured you’d have fun once you got up and out
- Context · · Dave
Otherwise I’ve pretty much just been fucking off all day lol
- Context · · Dave
I’m heading to the car wash
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Like 10%? 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Like 10%? 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You were spot on lol
- Context · · Dave
And you misspelled “HOT”
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cheesecake was delicious. God I’m so fat.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Because, really, who even gives a fuck lol?
- Context · · Dave
What even is it?
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’ll be fiiiiine
- Context · · Sam Willis
Goes to Erin on Friday soooo that’s the biggest thing.
- Context · · Dave
It’s all silly and inconsequential
Excitement
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Story time 👆
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then the…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then the…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s super cool
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s super cool
- Detected signal · · Dave
Holy shit!
- Context · · Dave
It auto follows
- Context · · Dave
It auto follows This message responded to an earlier message.
Flirting
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
So I figured the battery was a good first bet
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol makes sense
- Detected signal · · Dave
Was it a sex dream?!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh dude. I had a dream about Eric wahl last night
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤤
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm no you are very sexy
- Context · · Dave
Doubt it This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s nothing. Mine is all poochy mush
- Context · · Dave
Doubt it
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yet, it’s still not UNsexy!
- Context · · Dave
Thanks, but that is objectively the least sexy picture I’ve ever sent you lololol
- Context · · Dave
Also doubt your belly sticks out past your boobs
Frustration
Showing 3 of 32 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Context · · Sam Willis
My house will forever smell like dirty wet dog 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No one should be at the gym for 2 damn hours wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cleaning my disgusting house and doing a bunch of laundry
- Context · · Sam Willis
Christian texted 1hr and 45 min ago that he was heading to the gym and would text me when he was heading back home
Humor
Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s still blurry dangit, but it looks super cool! So fancy. I love that Bear doesn’t know wtf to think lol
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
score 0.67 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Story time 👆
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then the…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Whoa, how are you driving and controlling the drone?!? You little crazy
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s super cool
- Context · · Dave
Holy shit!
Planning
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
You always have the Sunday scaries
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I’m gonna WFH tomorrow. I have another interview tomorrow sometime
- Detected signal · · Dave
I was just thinking about working from home tomorrow
- Context · · Dave
For who?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anthem, the health care company. First interview
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
They really have
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve wondered what it would be like if I actually put time into advertising them on sm or discord
- Context · · Dave
What area you worried about? Specifically This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
What area you worried about? Specifically
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
15-19
- Context · · Sam Willis
Because you’re adorable
- Detected signal · · Dave
So it’ll put it on my calendar 😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
you KNOW what month
- Context · · Dave
Cmooooon baby
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Cheesecake though This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Cheesecake though
- Detected signal · · Dave
I could use cheesecake 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
I really don’t want to leave the house but ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
When you say you’ve been “fucking off all day”, what does that entail? lol
score 0.66 · confidence 0.629
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I’m gonna WFH tomorrow. I have another interview tomorrow sometime
- Context · · Dave
I was just thinking about working from home tomorrow
- Detected signal · · Dave
For who?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anthem, the health care company. First interview
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you ever get your robot vacuum fixed?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
Make that 104
- Context · · Dave
And my rims were covered in some kind of sticky gunk that I had to scrub off
- Detected signal · · Dave
Humidity?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Humidity? This message responded to an earlier message.
Sexting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤤
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm no you are very sexy
- Context · · Dave
Doubt it This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
score 0.88 · confidence 0.88
- Context · · Dave
Better send pics from multiple angles for verification 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even know how tf to get the right angle 😅
- Detected signal · · Dave
Any angle would be fine. Especially ones that look you leaning over me 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am soooooo fat
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg I can’t send this to you
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean…wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok now delete that
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yep, Sexy af 👍
- Context · · Dave
Lolol
- Context · · Dave
Mmmm I’d love to suck those nipples 🤤
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
And you ofc. All of you ❤️
- Context · · Dave
You’re hair is so pretty 😍
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning handsome!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ah your message reminded me! Ok i need to watch your drone video now that I’m on WiFi. It was blurry when I tried to watch it at my friends
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Awe dang
- Context · · Dave
Still blurry?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
- Context · · Sam Willis
Story time 👆
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then the…
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s super cool
- Context · · Dave
Holy shit!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It auto follows
- Context · · Dave
It auto follows This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Holy shit! This message responded to an earlier message.
Vulnerability
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I saved it to my phone too
- Context · · Sam Willis
Story time 👆
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So crazy story mom texted the family chat and said she was getting ready to go so my church my church my hometown church that I grew up in has an 8 AM service and then from like 915 to 1015 is like Sunday school and then the…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. Thank you for the compliments on my hair. lol That was after it had been in a bun all day so the curls you see are actually probably more like knots of hair tangled up 😅 but you’re so sweet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh this one isn’t blurry!!! Yay!!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Holy shit! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I turned schitts creek on while I was eating my cereal. God I love this show. So fucking hilarious
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Last night was rough until about 1030. Loki definitely peed in my room. In atleast two places. I literally just got her to go outside for the first time about 30 min ago. She was too afraid 😩 But we all went to bed around 1030 then some ja…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to get uppppp. The house is in disarray again it seems. Always 🙄 No real plans today. I might stop by Christian’s because he made a cheesecake and has extras lol.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And last night was fine, at my friends. I’m glad i guess that I got out of the house but also glad I don’t have any obligations today lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’m heading to the car wash
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My house will forever smell like dirty wet dog 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
No one should be at the gym for 2 damn hours wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cleaning my disgusting house and doing a bunch of laundry