2026-05-06
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[2026-05-06 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
[2026-05-06 06:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, I just thought of something else. You know one of my biggest pet peeves is. And you probably are guilty of this. I'm not gonna lie. But like we have these like super high traffic areas where to get on the main interstate here 35 There's like it's backed up. There's like 100 cars that need to get through here and the traffic lights aren't terrible like it's a decent system and they give people long enough but you got like a couple of you know three lanes to get over onto the ramp or whatever anyway. There's these couple lights this happens everywhere but like Why can't people just watch the fucking light? You can see it from like 15 cars back and when it turns green, if everybody just went on their fucking phone and started ease forward as soon as it turned green like five times as many cars can get through one cycle. I sit here and watch motherfuckers like it'll turn green and the person in front will go, and then the person behind him will set their phone down and fucking creep out into the intersection and then the person behind them will sit their fucking phone down and creep out into the intersection. And so forth, and then like four people get through the light before it Before it turns back to red and then everybody's still fucking white So understand the problem is that Cause I like The next person's ass when I go through intersections Just to be polite, like everybody behind me, I guess so It's I don't know Sorry, sorry if you're one of those But I feel like I'm gonna Constable Their time this morning AnyWho, yeah don't be one of those people
[2026-05-06 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo over 10 inches!!
[2026-05-06 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Yay!! Can’t wait to listen
[2026-05-06 08:29:00] Dave: Think you can handle it?
[2026-05-06 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Morningggggg
[2026-05-06 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I think…yes 😝
[2026-05-06 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I think…yes 😝
[2026-05-06 08:31:00] Dave: Also a little 🥵🤭
[2026-05-06 08:31:00] Dave: Also a little 🥵🤭
[2026-05-06 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Lolol, we will day drink in moderation. ☺️
[2026-05-06 08:38:00] Sam Willis: With a ton of water lol
[2026-05-06 08:39:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. The debit card shit. 😒
[2026-05-06 08:39:00] Sam Willis: I even bought him a big ottoman thing at the furniture store this weekend. Like I offered. But still.
[2026-05-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: A housewarming/sorry I broke up with you gift
[2026-05-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: You’re not a fat ass. I’m still extremely broad backed.
[2026-05-06 08:41:00] Sam Willis: But yes, you could totally work out still during the week. You have time 🤭
[2026-05-06 08:41:00] Sam Willis: I was gonna say…ummm cheesecake. lol
[2026-05-06 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Omg the nasty cookies
[2026-05-06 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I don’t eat oatmeal cookies. But I understand being in love with some cookies. Lol
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Sam Willis: I am loving this lengthy explanation of your love for cookies lmaoooo
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Sam Willis: You’re NOT a fat POS 😡
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Sam Willis: But yea…. Just run the car straight off the road
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Dave: It’s more a love of stuffing my fat face lol
[2026-05-06 08:43:00] Sam Willis: I wonder how much your Tesla would try to save you
[2026-05-06 08:44:00] Sam Willis: Like…would it just take over driving as you try to crash it??
[2026-05-06 08:44:00] Dave: Who knows
[2026-05-06 08:44:00] Dave: It’s probably a coin flip considering sometimes it drives people right off the road lol
[2026-05-06 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Your dick in between my butt cheeks. Hehe 😍
[2026-05-06 08:45:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-06 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Oh noooooo. What pet peeve
[2026-05-06 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Ok I don’t do this. Geesh!!! How dare you assume I do!
[2026-05-06 08:47:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Maybe I do. BUT my car alerts me if the car in front is pulling away
[2026-05-06 08:47:00] Dave: You said yourself that you’re a terrible driver…
[2026-05-06 08:47:00] Sam Willis: BUT one of the main reasons I’m a terrible driver is bc I ride ppls asses SO closely lol
[2026-05-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: It scares the shit out of my parents 😅
[2026-05-06 08:48:00] Dave: Omg. Other pet peeve lmao
[2026-05-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DO IT
[2026-05-06 08:48:00] Dave: ONLY through intersections where time to get through is limited
[2026-05-06 08:49:00] Sam Willis: hehe
[2026-05-06 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Well
[2026-05-06 08:49:00] Sam Willis: I want these bitches to fucking drive
[2026-05-06 08:49:00] Sam Willis: If we all rode each others asses more in Rush hour, traffic wouldn’t be sooooo backed up lol
[2026-05-06 08:49:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-06 08:50:00] Dave: Perhaps traffic is always so backed up because when people are riding asses, every slight change in speed requires slamming on breaks which causes a chain reaction.
[2026-05-06 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-05-06 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Nope, don’t think so
[2026-05-06 08:52:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-06 08:52:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-06 08:57:00] Sam Willis: We’ve probably discussed this before, but do you have your own secret language with your pets that you made up? Hehe. Or maybe you made up an incoherent song that you sing just to them? 😀
[2026-05-06 08:59:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-06 08:59:00] Dave: I take it you do?
[2026-05-06 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Oooooooo yea
[2026-05-06 09:04:00] Dave: Tell me about it
[2026-05-06 09:04:00] Sam Willis: My dogs probs don’t even know their own names anymore. No wonder they don’t have recall
[2026-05-06 09:05:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even attempt to type out the incoherent words I sing to them lol
[2026-05-06 09:05:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even attempt to type out the incoherent words I sing to them lol
[2026-05-06 09:05:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-06 09:05:00] Dave: Ok… voice message time!!
[2026-05-06 09:05:00] Sam Willis: But I say all their names with W instead of L
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely not
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Sam Willis: So Wayla Bayla (Layla), Weevy Teevy (Levon), Wokin Boke (Loki), Wexin Pex (Lexi) or Ill call her Schwex
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely not
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Dave: Oh please
[2026-05-06 09:06:00] Dave: We’ve seen each other naked
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Sam Willis: And I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually typed this all out 😅
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Sam Willis: That is far less humiliating
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Sam Willis: And I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually typed this all out 😅
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Sam Willis: That is far less humiliating
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Dave: Your dog language is cute
[2026-05-06 09:07:00] Dave: It isn’t humiliating lol
[2026-05-06 09:12:00] Sam Willis: No, me singing the song would be
[2026-05-06 09:12:00] Dave: Oh cmon!! No it wouldn’t. Of ALLLLLL the things we’ve shared…
[2026-05-06 09:12:00] Dave: Now I NEEED to hear it.
[2026-05-06 09:13:00] Dave: You can’t just tease it like that
[2026-05-06 09:28:00] Dave: I do have a thing though. I add y-boi. So Creek, or Creaky-boi. Beary-boi. Creaky-boi evolved into Creeky-dum-dum - I think to match fatty ding-dong (for black Kitty) which evolved into Creeky-dummy. Beary-boi was a given. Sometimes I call him puppy-boi. I call both of them wiggle-bois since the breed are widely referred to wiggle butts because of the, obvious, way they all wiggle. When they get excited. So that spawned wiggle-berry for Bear. I call the cats gray-mew and black-mew sometimes. And ofc fatty ding-dong for black kitty. And I call gray kitty gray Karen when she’s being a twat.
[2026-05-06 09:29:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t tease!! I simply asked you if you have one for yours!! lol
[2026-05-06 09:29:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t tease!! I simply asked you if you have one for yours!! lol
[2026-05-06 09:30:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!?? You have a thing!!!
[2026-05-06 09:30:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!?? You have a thing!!!
[2026-05-06 09:31:00] Dave: No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me??
[2026-05-06 09:31:00] Dave: No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me??
[2026-05-06 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Maybe you’ll hear it when you’re here
[2026-05-06 09:31:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-05-06 09:32:00] Sam Willis: I dont even sing in front of you PERIOD, let alone a made up non-English song lmao
[2026-05-06 09:32:00] Dave: 😒
[2026-05-06 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Love youuuuuu
[2026-05-06 09:35:00] Dave: ….do you? 😕
[2026-05-06 09:36:00] Sam Willis: Lollll the dramatics!!
[2026-05-06 09:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 09:36:00] Dave: I learned from the best
[2026-05-06 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha no way. You just found your match
[2026-05-06 09:37:00] Sam Willis: You were already like this
[2026-05-06 09:37:00] Dave: lol… idk about that 🤔
[2026-05-06 09:40:00] Sam Willis: It’s true 🤭
[2026-05-06 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Soulmates
[2026-05-06 09:40:00] Sam Willis: It’s true 🤭
[2026-05-06 09:41:00] Dave: I’m so hard rn… 🤭
[2026-05-06 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm 🤤
[2026-05-06 09:44:00] Sam Willis: I am seriously sooooooo excited for you to be here
[2026-05-06 09:45:00] Dave: I knoooow
[2026-05-06 09:45:00] Dave: It’s already pretty much all I can think about
[2026-05-06 10:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:03:00] Sam Willis: He looks like such an old man
[2026-05-06 10:03:00] Sam Willis: And he’s also growling at me. Bc I’m not paying attention to him.
[2026-05-06 10:08:00] Dave: Are you in bed?!
[2026-05-06 10:09:00] Sam Willis: No I wish. That’s the spare bed behind my desk
[2026-05-06 10:09:00] Sam Willis: E.g, 💯 % the dogs bed
[2026-05-06 10:10:00] Dave: Oh I see hahaha
[2026-05-06 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Check this out. Candace sent my resume to some friends…
[2026-05-06 10:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:13:00] Sam Willis: He works for this place. Whatever it is. Based out of Cincinnati so might have a little travel but that’d be COOL!!!
[2026-05-06 10:13:00] Sam Willis: https://corespecialty.com/
[2026-05-06 10:15:00] Dave: ….what exactly is this job 🤨
[2026-05-06 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Right? I’m guessing whoever this person is, is married to this Bryen guy.
[2026-05-06 10:16:00] Sam Willis: I asked Candace, who are these people?!? 😂
[2026-05-06 10:18:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-06 10:18:00] Dave: I mean, If you’re doing porn… I’d watch it 😏
[2026-05-06 10:19:00] Sam Willis: Oh for Pete’s sake lol
[2026-05-06 10:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:20:00] Dave: …perfect opportunity to sing your lexy wexy song
[2026-05-06 10:23:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-05-06 10:24:00] Dave: Pretty good actually. I’ve been busy all morning so it has and I feel reasonably accomplished
[2026-05-06 10:24:00] Sam Willis: Yay!!! Love that!
[2026-05-06 10:25:00] Dave: Yeah it’s nice especially for a Wednesday
[2026-05-06 10:28:00] Sam Willis: Do you have anything else going on today? In life? 😝
[2026-05-06 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I haven’t seen an afterglow pic from you in a LONG time
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: It’s because you don’t love me anymore….
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I get it….
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I don’t do it for ya
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I knew there’d come a day
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:29:00] Dave: I thought you were setting up to guilt me into running today…
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Dave: Double thumbs down 👎
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo!!! I say BOTH!!!
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Dave: But it’s masterbating
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m not setting you up for anything 😂
[2026-05-06 10:30:00] Dave: Double thumbs down 👎
[2026-05-06 10:32:00] Dave: I was actually thinking I might be sending an afterglow today 😏
[2026-05-06 10:32:00] Dave: So it’s funny you mentioned it
[2026-05-06 10:32:00] Dave: It has been a while
[2026-05-06 10:33:00] Dave: I guess because you haven’t been sexting my about how horny YOU are daily lol
[2026-05-06 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I know. I’ve been all out of whack. Sorry baby ☹️
[2026-05-06 10:34:00] Dave: Haha, don’t be sorry!
[2026-05-06 10:35:00] Dave: I don’t need you to always be a sexting monster 😈
[2026-05-06 10:36:00] Dave: You got shit going on
[2026-05-06 10:36:00] Sam Willis: When I’m back to living alone though…..
[2026-05-06 10:36:00] Sam Willis: EEEEEEEE!!!!
[2026-05-06 10:36:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-06 10:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Also, I’ve been meaning to say, that I’m really proud of us for like consistently seeing each other every 2 months or so, since crazy night
[2026-05-06 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Who would have thunk
[2026-05-06 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Full blown, long distance, relationship 🤯 😅
[2026-05-06 10:43:00] Dave: Right??
[2026-05-06 10:44:00] Dave: It’s pretty awesome
[2026-05-06 10:44:00] Sam Willis: I dunno why when I think of the reality that like we’re in a full on affair, do I get a total fire in my belly
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: lol… apparently me too
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: I typed hard again before you sent this
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: Hard again 🤭
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: lol… apparently me too
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Maybe because it’s bad? Maybe especially bc it’s with you? Maybe bc it’s so hott? Maybe bc it’s forbidden??? 🥵🥵
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: Yeah, allthethings
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: I typed hard again before you sent this
[2026-05-06 10:45:00] Dave: Yeah, allthethings
[2026-05-06 10:46:00] Dave: If it wasn’t though would you be like: ✌️?
[2026-05-06 10:46:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-05-06 10:46:00] Dave: If it wasn’t though would you be like: ✌️?
[2026-05-06 10:46:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm now I’m just thinking about you rubbing my clit as I’m riding you
[2026-05-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Nah. I don’t think so. I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex.
[2026-05-06 10:47:00] Dave: Definitely afterglowing today 🥵
[2026-05-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I want to, too 🤤
[2026-05-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Nah. I don’t think so. I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex.
[2026-05-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I want to, too 🤤
[2026-05-06 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaa, that took all of 4 minutes 🥵
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Sam Willis: And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵 This, except on me 🥵
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Sam Willis: And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Dave: Wuuuut!! Yessss!
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Saw an opportunity and had to take it! 🔥
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Saw an opportunity and had to take it! 🔥
[2026-05-06 10:55:00] Dave: You are so hot… all the time!… but especially after you cum 🥵🫠
[2026-05-06 10:56:00] Dave: Did you do it in the office?
[2026-05-06 10:58:00] Sam Willis: At work?? No! I’m at home.
[2026-05-06 10:58:00] Sam Willis: Surely you can way I look 😂😂
[2026-05-06 11:01:00] Dave: No I mean in your home office?
[2026-05-06 11:02:00] Dave: Or did you go to your room
[2026-05-06 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Oh haha. Went up to my room. Grabbed the clit vibrator and 💦💦💦💦 😅
[2026-05-06 11:02:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-05-06 11:03:00] Sam Willis: You know one of the best parts about having sex with you?
[2026-05-06 11:04:00] Sam Willis: Is that it’s just as amazing, and actually even better, than I imagine it in my head. It’s the absolute best.
[2026-05-06 11:06:00] Dave: I totally agree
[2026-05-06 11:07:00] Dave: It is somehow even sexier, smoother, and more satisfying than in my fantasies 🥰🫠
[2026-05-06 11:08:00] Dave: Smoother as in comfortable with each other
[2026-05-06 11:29:00] Sam Willis: And I loveeeee the way you look at me when we are having sex 🫠
[2026-05-06 11:46:00] Dave: Oh really? How is it different than anyone else?
[2026-05-06 11:46:00] Dave: …that’s not weird to ask is it?
[2026-05-06 11:50:00] Dave: Because I’m just… looking at you. I definitely love what I see! But I’m not like doing anything special 😋
[2026-05-06 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Voice message coming soon. Ish. I’m having a time
[2026-05-06 12:06:00] Sam Willis: There’s blood spots all over my office carpet.
[2026-05-06 12:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God so remember how Layla had all those teeth removed across the top I don't know I feel like it was like at least a month ago anyway I still don't know what happened but I'm the landscapers came. They're still there and dogs were gone so I like they normally do and to calm them down I gave them. I can't say the word TREATS. And the next thing I know I'm on 101 with Christina and I look over and there is blood. I'm talking a lot of blood in the hallway and then Layla's at my feet in my office, licking licking, licking, licking licking and there's just spots of blood all over the carpet so I can't see in her mouth. It's just too hard. I can't like pin down. I have no idea what happened. I'm assuming it's her. So then I had to be like I gotta go. I gotta get this carpet out which I didn't even have time to do the spots out of the carpet so I just sprayed the fuck out of them. I'll have to deal with it later so now I'm taking Layla to the vet for her normal appointment and gotta deal with what the fuck is going on with your mouth but dude I have probably 15 blood. Stains all over the carpet in my office brand new carpet love that for me Also, Sameer scheduled a one on one with me. I just saw like I never had one on ones with Jeff so that's interesting but I mean nice that he's wanting to do levels. That's good Also, OK so the way that you look at me it I love it because you look like like you're looking at me like making sure that I'm OK like with a lot of like care and like love And you just like look like so into it and you're wanting to see how I'm feeling, but then you also have this like boyish like Not giddiness, but like just as boyish like like I'm having a good time look Really in interior and hot like all of it mixed together is just really hot and sweet and sexy and loving and anyway But yeah, it's different like there's definitely some people you're having sex with words is just like purely kind of like this you know sexual act and that's really it but like I don't know probably cause we don't get a view with each other very much so when we are having sex, it's like dislike truly just enjoyable Time that we're like not taking for granted itself anyway maybe that's all just in my head, but I'm going with it
[2026-05-06 12:22:00] Dave: Not the new carpet!!
[2026-05-06 12:23:00] Dave: Yeah Eric had kind with Samir today
[2026-05-06 12:24:00] Sam Willis: And now Layla literally just face planted getting out of the car.
[2026-05-06 12:25:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even make this stuff up
[2026-05-06 12:28:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-06 12:29:00] Sam Willis: OK interesting. Vet and I just looked in her mouth and we don’t see anything
[2026-05-06 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? These dogs are complete sex mood killers!!!
[2026-05-06 12:30:00] Sam Willis: But this means one of the other 3 dogs must have been bleeding. Good goddddd
[2026-05-06 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Lmao, the cutting food for me thing
[2026-05-06 12:32:00] Sam Willis: lol. Boobs sounds perfectly sexy and fine 😂
[2026-05-06 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Real quick so I know I've said before that like playing with my boobs, I was like absolutely nothing for me or like you know, kissing them whatever but I will say that there is something Very sexy about like touching them like a manhandling, but like firmly, grabbing them holding them whatever like while I am writing you Yeah, that is yeah that was on my mind too whenever I was getting off just a bit ago. I don't know something about like the bouncing sensation in them plus like being handled. I don't know but it's so great so anyway, I just wanted to like throw that out there.
[2026-05-06 13:28:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's so hard to think about especially you just telling me about it. It's super hot but I haven't really played with your boobs much I don't think cause I know you said like it does absolutely another 47 kind of trend to just back off, but I do Quite enjoy playing with your boobs so that's very nice to hear So yes Definitely cannot wait to manhandle your Boobs so here's the thing here's the thing about boobs for me like the word boobs is like totally juvenile like it's entirely like 10 year-old language so it's like it's not at all sexy or like It just makes me think of like childhood And then breasts is kind of like the polite way that's OK that can be sexy too, but they totally acceptable way all around breast obviously and then tits are kind of like Kind of like the dirty word of the boobs, like the grown-up sexy word like to me titties kind of is a little comical I think tits is Probably might go to actually I don't know I don't know how to think about that now some more because I know a lot of women don't like to work tits which I get So I don't know just some Breasts, boobs, tits, titties, knockers, Hooters What other terms drugs I don't know all right Bye
[2026-05-06 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Will listen soon. 1x1 with JB
[2026-05-06 13:37:00] Sam Willis: midland bank called too and now they want me to come meet ppl too IN PERSON next week
[2026-05-06 13:38:00] Sam Willis: Which I hoped they had forgotten about. That I was coming to town. But they did not.
[2026-05-06 13:50:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have time for all these damn meetings next week. Grrrrr
[2026-05-06 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Agreed that tits is the sexiest version
[2026-05-06 14:07:00] Sam Willis: NOT jugs
[2026-05-06 14:07:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-06 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Especially when it comes to mine lmao
[2026-05-06 14:07:00] Sam Willis: That’s just a massive eye roll
[2026-05-06 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think the word boobs is childish though, either
[2026-05-06 14:09:00] Dave: That’s just what is attached to it for me
[2026-05-06 14:09:00] Sam Willis: Also. WFH days are so tiring lol. Jesus. I need a nap. Running all around.
[2026-05-06 14:15:00] Dave: Yes I think I’m gonna grab a little nap
[2026-05-06 15:39:00] Dave: Dang! I slept for almost an hour!
[2026-05-06 15:40:00] Dave: Then guess what ☺️…
[2026-05-06 15:40:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
[2026-05-06 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Omg you’re soooooooo hott!!!!!
[2026-05-06 15:42:00] Dave: I came so hard thinking about you riding me 🥵
[2026-05-06 15:44:00] Dave: I was back and forth between squeezing your tits, rubbing your clit, and helping you bounce on my your hips down
[2026-05-06 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Fuck yessssss
[2026-05-06 15:56:00] Sam Willis: That last one 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-05-06 15:56:00] Sam Willis: That last one 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-05-06 16:02:00] Dave: Hehehe yeah I thought you’d like that 😏
[2026-05-06 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So you can tell that Schwab has noticed trends of people taking more sick time apparently because they now have a people leader training or like one of those leadership sessions so you can take called navigating sick time and attendance with confidence clarity and care it says sick time and attendance issues or concerns can feel nuance to high risk. This interactive session will help you to set a clear path and lead with confidence. And consistency while navigating sick time in attendance expectations, we will focus on real scenarios, early decision points, and effective responses blah blah blah. This is the first time I've ever seen this so this is obviously a thing that they are identifying.
[2026-05-06 16:11:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/shitheadsteve/reel/DXzilpCvX4T/ Shitheadsteve on Instagram 682K views, 57K likes: "Made it to Friday, but at what cost"
[2026-05-06 16:11:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-05-06 16:13:00] Dave: Interesting. I’m pretty sure there are hipa/privacy issues associated with that…
[2026-05-06 16:13:00] Dave: Interesting. I’m pretty sure there are hipa/privacy issues associated with that…
[2026-05-06 16:14:00] Dave: Like, if I have sick time, who tf are you to govern that
[2026-05-06 16:14:00] Dave: Like, if I have sick time, who tf are you to govern that
[2026-05-06 16:14:00] Sam Willis: That’s maybe why they are giving the training, so people leaders don’t say something that can get the company in trouble
[2026-05-06 16:14:00] Sam Willis: While still stating expectations 🙄🙄
[2026-05-06 16:15:00] Dave: They’re just TRYING to make the workforce hate leadership
[2026-05-06 16:17:00] Sam Willis: Yupppp
[2026-05-06 16:17:00] Sam Willis: I already do hate senior leadership
[2026-05-06 16:42:00] Sam Willis: I am so tired 😭
[2026-05-06 16:43:00] Dave: Can you take a nap?
[2026-05-06 16:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to try now. I hope these dogs let me😭
[2026-05-06 16:47:00] Dave: I hope so! And I hope you have a great nap
[2026-05-06 17:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m literally sleeping. Dogs are sleeping too. It’s peaceful. All is well. And some dumb ass rings the fucking doorbell all so he can leave a flyer on the door about his dumb stupid business that I don’t even give a shit about 😡😡
[2026-05-06 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Now the dogs are all amped up. Fml.
[2026-05-06 17:16:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-06 17:16:00] Dave: That is fucking enraging
[2026-05-06 17:21:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-06 18:48:00] Sam Willis: I could have slept until tomorrow.
[2026-05-06 19:06:00] Dave: Did you get back to sleep after the asshole rang the doorbell
[2026-05-06 19:06:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Christian came home a bit after so I gated the dogs off downstairs with him
[2026-05-06 19:09:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-05-06 19:20:00] Dave: Tired lol
[2026-05-06 19:21:00] Dave: Fine though
[2026-05-06 19:21:00] Dave: Just chillin, 3d printing some shit
[2026-05-06 19:24:00] Sam Willis: This feels like the longest damn week.
[2026-05-06 19:24:00] Sam Willis: I’m job hunting
[2026-05-06 19:27:00] Dave: Mon said she’s applied for A TON of jobs and hasn’t had a single callback
[2026-05-06 19:29:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t know Mon was looking!
[2026-05-06 19:30:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ve probably applied to 10…12? Nothing except midland. And that’s bc of my dad. Like I think you have to have a connection. It fucking sucks
[2026-05-06 19:30:00] Dave: I told you she’s moving to Florida
[2026-05-06 19:30:00] Dave: She’s been looking for a while too
[2026-05-06 19:31:00] Dave: She has a medical exception until like September though
[2026-05-06 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Pretty sure you did not
[2026-05-06 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Pretty sure you did not
[2026-05-06 19:34:00] Dave: Maybe not…
[2026-05-06 19:34:00] Dave: Well, she is.
[2026-05-06 19:34:00] Dave: Next week
[2026-05-06 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Does Schwab know??
[2026-05-06 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Why is she moving?
[2026-05-06 19:37:00] Dave: That’s where Eric has lived for a year
[2026-05-06 19:38:00] Dave: Her husband
[2026-05-06 19:38:00] Dave: Maybe longer actually
[2026-05-06 19:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh I thought you meant Eric wahl and I was so confused lol
[2026-05-06 19:38:00] Sam Willis: Damn that sucks
[2026-05-06 19:39:00] Dave: Yeah he’s a tv sports broadcast producer. So he’s the guy in the command center yelling at all the technicians to change camera views and audio and coordinating commercial breaks and shit
[2026-05-06 19:41:00] Dave: He works or worked for ESPN and he used to travel around all over the place but got stationed at a specific team/sport/something in FL
[2026-05-06 19:42:00] Sam Willis: https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/technology-resilience-manager-at-deloitte-4410256820 Deloitte hiring Technology Resilience Manager in Greater Indianapolis Posted 12:35:45 AM. Cyber Risk Technical Resilience - (Technical and Operational Resilience) - ManagerAre you…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
[2026-05-06 19:42:00] Sam Willis: This is basically your job
[2026-05-06 19:42:00] Sam Willis: And pay range is $144-$266
[2026-05-06 19:43:00] Sam Willis: But client facing, a lot of travel
[2026-05-06 19:43:00] Sam Willis: But stillllllll
[2026-05-06 19:47:00] Dave: Deloitte though
[2026-05-06 19:47:00] Dave: High expectations lol 👎
[2026-05-06 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-05-06 19:53:00] Sam Willis: For pits sake
[2026-05-06 19:55:00] Dave: I got a good gig bro
[2026-05-06 19:55:00] Dave: Lowest paid so I probably won’t get let go.
[2026-05-06 19:55:00] Dave: Good relationships
[2026-05-06 19:56:00] Dave: Etc
[2026-05-06 19:56:00] Dave: Oh! Fucking smoking hot work wife
[2026-05-06 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Ok you’re right you’re right
[2026-05-06 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Your work wife is hopefully leaving soon though lol
[2026-05-06 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Maybe.
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Depends on if Stephen wants to stop being a cunt
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Dave: Olivia isn’t going anywhere is she?
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Dave: Ahhhhhh
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Sam Willis: I’ll kill you
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Dave: I’m kidding
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Better cancel those flights
[2026-05-06 19:57:00] Sam Willis: 😡😡😡😡
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Dave: You’ve graduated to SOUL wife though so I need a new work wife right?
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: You have one. Mon.
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Dave: Naaaah
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Dave: She’s just my work side piece
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: You CAN’T HAVE ALL THESE WIVES!!!!
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Dave: She’s like a moped
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: I only have 2 husbands
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Dave: Fun to ride but you don’t want anybody to see ya
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: My
[2026-05-06 19:58:00] Sam Willis: God
[2026-05-06 19:59:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-06 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-06 19:59:00] Dave: I haven’t heard that one in literally decades lol
[2026-05-06 19:59:00] Dave: But no, ofc none of them have anything on you 😍
[2026-05-06 20:00:00] Dave: None of anyone has anything on you tbh
[2026-05-06 20:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 20:04:00] Sam Willis: (Don’t ever forget it…)
[2026-05-06 20:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Why is it only Wednesday?!? Godddddddd
[2026-05-06 20:32:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-06 20:32:00] Dave: Fuuuck
[2026-05-06 20:33:00] Dave: This week has felt sooo long. I think you mentioned that earlier and I meant to comment on it
[2026-05-06 20:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure I did bc I’ve been thinking about it since Monday lol
[2026-05-06 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Random, but I didn’t realize probiotics were good for vaginal health
[2026-05-06 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I’m being so these ads!! But now I guess I need a probiotic supplement
[2026-05-06 20:36:00] Dave: I didn’t realize either.
[2026-05-06 20:36:00] Dave: And you are 100% being lol
[2026-05-06 20:36:00] Dave: Almost under 30 days 😁😁😁
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Sam Willis: wait. A. Minute
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Sam Willis: What do you have blurred out
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Sam Willis: I KNOW WHAT IT IS
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Dave: Nothing
[2026-05-06 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Then unblur
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Dave: I can’t, that’s just how it is on my Home Screen
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Dave: Idk what’s up with it 🤷♂️
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Bitch, you told me you’d never lie to me
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Dave: Exactly. So keep it moving
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Dave: Something wrong with the widget I guess
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Dave: Exactly. So keep it moving
[2026-05-06 20:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Ooohhh spmeones getting sassy
[2026-05-06 20:39:00] Dave: Yeah, YOU
[2026-05-06 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Ooohhh spmeones getting sassy
[2026-05-06 20:39:00] Dave: Yeah, YOU
[2026-05-06 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Never
[2026-05-06 20:40:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-06 20:40:00] Dave:
[2026-05-06 20:48:00] Sam Willis: You’re going to go to bed soon. And leave me. 😭
[2026-05-06 20:49:00] Dave: I’m not “leaving” you
[2026-05-06 20:49:00] Sam Willis: It feels like it
[2026-05-06 20:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-06 20:52:00] Dave: And I’m the dramatic one…
[2026-05-06 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-06 20:59:00] Dave: You know what stupid little thing I love?
[2026-05-06 20:59:00] Dave: Besides my dick
[2026-05-06 20:59:00] Sam Willis: What?
[2026-05-06 20:59:00] Dave: When you get a Reese’s cup with 2 wrappers!!
[2026-05-06 20:59:00] Sam Willis: You enjoy the extra protection for your chocolate? 😂
[2026-05-06 21:00:00] Dave: It feels more robust when you pull it off
[2026-05-06 21:00:00] Dave: It’s like a nice little surprise
[2026-05-06 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Ok I can get behind that ☺️
[2026-05-06 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Bedtime snack?
[2026-05-06 21:01:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-06 21:01:00] Dave: I didn’t get a double. I just remembered that it’s been a long time since I did
[2026-05-06 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I just now had dinner
[2026-05-06 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Just my strawberry spinach salad lol
[2026-05-06 21:03:00] Dave: You’re gonna have to make that for me
[2026-05-06 21:03:00] Sam Willis: It’s the salad dressing. I’m obsessed
[2026-05-06 21:04:00] Sam Willis: https://www.thefrenchpoodlecarmel.com/product/french-poodle-vinaigrette/1 French Poodle Vinaigrette Our French Poodle Vinaigrette is 750 ml per bottle. Goes great on many of your favorite dishes!Ingredients:Refined olive oil, canola oil, red wine vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, shallots, black pepper, salt, sugar, and MSG.
[2026-05-06 21:04:00] Sam Willis: The best thing ever
[2026-05-06 21:18:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/_jamiegriffin/reel/DXFDDMbDdCo/ Jamie Griffin on Instagram 17M views, 3M likes, 44K comments: "🤣"
[2026-05-06 21:18:00] Sam Willis: This seems cool
[2026-05-06 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Look at dude’s shoes! 😂
[2026-05-06 21:22:00] Dave: That’s skateboarder shoes for ya
[2026-05-06 21:23:00] Dave: I used to get so mad at Dominic back in the day because that mother fucker needed new shoes like every 3 weeks lmao
[2026-05-06 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Oh I can only imagine
[2026-05-06 21:33:00] Dave: Alright princess, I’m calling it a night, and call you the absolute best 🥰
[2026-05-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Good night love! Talk to you tomorrow. Can’t wait
[2026-05-06 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Looooovveeee you!
[2026-05-06 21:34:00] Dave: I can’t either! It’s my favorite thing!
[2026-05-06 21:34:00] Dave: And I love youuuuuu
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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday started with playful banter and nostalgia, transitioning to a sexually charged afternoon, and ending with tender longing as the week dragged on.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Day drinking plans - Dave: Excited for day drinking, unsure of the experience. Sam: Tentative agreement, with plans to drink in moderation and stay hydrated. - Emotional register: Playful, anticipatory. - Notable quote: "Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today" — Dave.
- Sam’s breakup
- Sam: Frustrated with the financial aftermath of the breakup, especially since she bought her ex a gift.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, resigned.
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Notable quote: "Ugh. The debit card shit" — Sam.
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Daily routines
- Dave: Expresses a need to improve his fitness routine, feeling motivated by Sam's dedication to her workout.
- Emotional register: Determined, slightly self-deprecating.
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Notable quote: "I need to get my ass moving" — Dave.
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Food and cravings
- Dave: Reflects on his love for oatmeal cookies, describing the sensory experience in detail.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, indulgent.
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Notable quote: "I could just fucking eat like 100 of them" — Dave.
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Pet language and names
- Sam: Shares her unique, affectionate pet language and the names she gives her dogs, finding them endearing.
- Emotional register: Amused, affectionate.
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Notable quote: "My dogs probs don’t even know their own names anymore" — Sam.
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Sexual comments and flirting
- Both: Playful and sexually charged flirting, with Dave mentioning his arousal and the physical act.
- Emotional register: Flirtatious, aroused.
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Notable quote: "I typed hard again before you sent this" — Dave.
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Work and organizational dynamics
- Sam: Talks about the stress of her workload and the dynamic with one of her coworkers, Sameer.
- Emotional register: Anxious, slightly annoyed.
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Notable quote: "I have to deal with what the fuck is going on with your mouth" — Sam.
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Job hunting and career changes
- Sam: Discusses her job prospects and the potential for a change in her career, suggesting a meeting with a potential employer.
- Emotional register: Hopeful, frustrated.
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Notable quote: "I’ve been all out of whack. Sorry baby" — Sam.
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Personal interests and hobbies
- Dave: Talks about his interest in 3D printing, showing a hobby that brings him enjoyment.
- Emotional register: Content, slightly proud.
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Notable quote: "3d printing some shit" — Dave.
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Relationship dynamics and identity
- Sam: Reflects on the nature of their relationship, including the physical and emotional connection.
- Emotional register: Intimate, reflective.
- Notable quote: "I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex" — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave: Describes masturbating to the thought of Sam riding him, detailing his actions and fantasies. - Language: "I came so hard thinking about you riding me, squeezing your tits, rubbing your clit, and helping you bounce on my hips." - Sensations: Intensity and pleasure from the act.
- Sam: Initially reluctant to discuss her sexual habits but later shares her interest in certain acts and sensations.
- Language: "I will say that there is something Very sexy about... manhandling, but like firmly, grabbing them holding them."
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Sensations: Desire and arousal.
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Both: Engage in playful, sexually charged flirting, exploring the idea of their physical connection being a key part of their relationship.
- Language: "I’m gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit" — Dave, and "I am seriously sooooooo excited for you to be here" — Sam.
- Sensations: Anticipation and longing.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave: Takes the lead in playful teasing and expressing his desires, while also showing vulnerability in his need for Sam's affection. - Sam: Balances playfulness with moments of frustration and vulnerability, especially regarding her breakup and job search. - Both: Share a dynamic of mutual teasing and longing, with both initiating and escalating flirtatious conversations. - References to their physical relationship interweave with discussions of their emotional bond, highlighting both the passion and the depth of their connection.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well" — Dave, starting the day with affection. - "Ugh. The debit card shit" — Sam, expressing frustration. - "I need to get my ass moving" — Dave, setting a goal with self-deprecating humor. - "I could just fucking eat like 100 of them" — Dave, vividly describing his love for oatmeal cookies. - "My dogs probs don’t even know their own names anymore" — Sam, sharing affectionate pet language. - "I typed hard again before you sent this" — Dave, playfully teasing. - "I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex" — Sam, reflecting on the depth of their relationship. - "3d printing some shit" — Dave, casually mentioning his hobby. - "I am seriously sooooooo excited for you to be here" — Sam, expressing anticipation. - "I could have slept until tomorrow" — Sam, lamenting her disturbed nap.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The excitement and anticipation of Dave's visit. - Sam's ongoing job search and the potential for a new career opportunity. - The unresolved mystery of the dog's bleeding episode. - The playful dynamic of their sexual banter and the promise of physical intimacy.
MOOD MAP Playful morning → sexually charged afternoon → tender longing
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
397
No comparable history in the previous 7 days.
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Conversation sessions
32
No comparable history in the previous 7 days.
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 171 · 43% | 226 · 57% |
| Average reply time | 1m 51s (n=97) | 1m 57s (n=95) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 51s (n=97). No comparable history in the previous 7 days.
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 57s (n=95). No comparable history in the previous 7 days.
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%. No comparable history in the previous 7 days.
Average session duration: 8m 46s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
Insufficient comparable history: five compatible historical days are required for descriptive alerts.
Conversation rhythm
Messages per hour, in America/Chicago.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 397 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (43), Humor (37), Frustration (12), Checking in (11), Sexting (11)
- Sam Willis: Humor (54), Status update (46), Excitement (17), Frustration (16), Emotional support (15)
Tension and positive follow-ups
24 of 37 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (65%).
13 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 12s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
351 of 397 messages (88.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 153 / 171 | 89.5% |
| Sam Willis | 198 / 226 | 87.6% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.79 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Checking in | 0.64 |
| Deep sharing | 0.77 |
| Disagreement | 0.66 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.77 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.72 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.64 |
| Request | 0.71 |
| Sexting | 0.86 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-13 14:22:03
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
22 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.80
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Looooovveeee you!
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Love youuuuuu
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:34:00 PM] Dave
And I love youuuuuu
Score: 0.94 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Dave
Alright princess, I’m calling it a night, and call you the absolute best 🥰
Score: 0.93 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night love! Talk to you tomorrow. Can’t wait
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
Soulmates
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Dave
You are so hot… all the time!… but especially after you cum 🥵🫠
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:59:00 PM] Dave
But no, ofc none of them have anything on you 😍
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg you’re soooooooo hott!!!!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok I can get behind that ☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 06:33:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nah. I don’t think so. I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
And I loveeeee the way you look at me when we are having sex 🫠
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok you’re right you’re right
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's so hard to think about especially you just telling me about it. It's super hot but I haven't really played with your boobs much I don't think cause I know you said like it does absolutely another 47 kind of trend to just back off, but I do Quite enjoy playing with your boobs so that's very nice to hear So yes Definitely cannot wait to manhandle your Boobs so here's the thing here's the thing about boobs for me like the word boobs is like totally juvenile like it's entirely like 10 year-old language so it's like it's not at all sexy or like It just makes me think of like childhood And then breasts is kind of like the polite way that's OK that can be sexy too, but they totally acceptable way all around breast obviously and then tits are kind of like Kind of like the dirty word of the boobs, like the grown-up sexy word like to me titties kind of is a little comical I think tits is Probably might go to actually I don't know I don't know how to think about that now some more because I know a lot of women don't like to work tits which I get So I don't know just some Breasts, boobs, tits, titties, knockers, Hooters What other terms drugs I don't know all right Bye
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🤤
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Dave
Your dog language is cute
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:00:00 PM] Dave
None of anyone has anything on you tbh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want to, too 🤤
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:34:00 AM] Dave
Haha, don’t be sorry!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:34:00 PM] Dave
I can’t either! It’s my favorite thing!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Morningggggg
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Appreciation
5 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.80
[2026-05-06 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also, I’ve been meaning to say, that I’m really proud of us for like consistently seeing each other every 2 months or so, since crazy night
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:24:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yay!!! Love that!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:00:00 PM] Dave
It’s like a nice little surprise
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:36:00 AM] Dave
I learned from the best
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
The best thing ever
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Checking in
24 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.67
[2026-05-06 07:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are you doing?
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:43:00 PM] Dave
Can you take a nap?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:03:00 AM] Sam Willis
And he’s also growling at me. Bc I’m not paying attention to him.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:01:00 AM] Dave
No I mean in your home office?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
Do you have anything else going on today? In life? 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.81
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Dave
Olivia isn’t going anywhere is she?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:23:00 AM] Sam Willis
How is your day going?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
But yes, you could totally work out still during the week. You have time 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
😡😡😡😡
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
We’ve probably discussed this before, but do you have your own secret language with your pets that you made up? Hehe. Or maybe you made up an incoherent song that you sing just to them? 😀
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 05:16:00 PM] Dave
That is fucking enraging
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:02:00 AM] Dave
Or did you go to your room
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:15:00 AM] Dave
….what exactly is this job 🤨
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bedtime snack?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:04:00 AM] Dave
Tell me about it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:12:00 AM] Dave
Oh cmon!! No it wouldn’t. Of ALLLLLL the things we’ve shared…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
What?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like…would it just take over driving as you try to crash it??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
I feel like I haven’t seen an afterglow pic from you in a LONG time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:35:00 AM] Dave
….do you? 😕
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh noooooo. What pet peeve
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Does Schwab know??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:36:00 AM] Dave
You got shit going on
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:31:00 AM] Dave
No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Deep sharing
7 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.77
[2026-05-06 09:28:00 AM] Dave
I do have a thing though. I add y-boi. So Creek, or Creaky-boi. Beary-boi. Creaky-boi evolved into Creeky-dum-dum - I think to match fatty ding-dong (for black Kitty) which evolved into Creeky-dummy. Beary-boi was a given. Sometimes I call him puppy-boi. I call both of them wiggle-bois since the breed are widely referred to wiggle butts because of the, obvious, way they all wiggle. When they get excited. So that spawned wiggle-berry for Bear. I call the cats gray-mew and black-mew sometimes. And ofc fatty ding-dong for black kitty. And I call gray kitty gray Karen when she’s being a twat.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Real quick so I know I've said before that like playing with my boobs, I was like absolutely nothing for me or like you know, kissing them whatever but I will say that there is something Very sexy about like touching them like a manhandling, but like firmly, grabbing them holding them whatever like while I am writing you Yeah, that is yeah that was on my mind too whenever I was getting off just a bit ago. I don't know something about like the bouncing sensation in them plus like being handled. I don't know but it's so great so anyway, I just wanted to like throw that out there.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Is that it’s just as amazing, and actually even better, than I imagine it in my head. It’s the absolute best.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Random, but I didn’t realize probiotics were good for vaginal health
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:46:00 AM] Dave
…that’s not weird to ask is it?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
I even bought him a big ottoman thing at the furniture store this weekend. Like I offered. But still.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: So you can tell that Schwab has noticed trends of people taking more sick time apparently because they now have a people leader training or like one of those leadership sessions so you can take called navigating sick time and attendance with confidence clarity and care it says sick time and attendance issues or concerns can feel nuance to high risk. This interactive session will help you to set a clear path and lead with confidence. And consistency while navigating sick time in attendance expectations, we will focus on real scenarios, early decision points, and effective responses blah blah blah. This is the first time I've ever seen this so this is obviously a thing that they are identifying.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Disagreement
11 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.75
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 AM] Dave
No
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
Absolutely not
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bitch, you told me you’d never lie to me
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:50:00 AM] Dave
Perhaps traffic is always so backed up because when people are riding asses, every slight change in speed requires slamming on breaks which causes a chain reaction.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
Absolutely not This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
That is far less humiliating
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
That is far less humiliating This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:47:00 AM] Dave
You said yourself that you’re a terrible driver…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nope, don’t think so
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:46:00 AM] Dave
Oh really? How is it different than anyone else?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:13:00 PM] Dave
Interesting. I’m pretty sure there are hipa/privacy issues associated with that…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Emotional support
24 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73
[2026-05-06 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
I know. I’ve been all out of whack. Sorry baby ☹️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 PM] Dave
I’m not “leaving” you
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Damn that sucks
Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Dave
Alright princess, I’m calling it a night, and call you the absolute best 🥰
Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Looooovveeee you!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:47:00 PM] Dave
I hope so! And I hope you have a great nap
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:21:00 PM] Dave
Fine though
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re going to go to bed soon. And leave me. 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
(Don’t ever forget it…)
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night love! Talk to you tomorrow. Can’t wait
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 05:16:00 PM] Dave
Omg
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am so tired 😭
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God so remember how Layla had all those teeth removed across the top I don't know I feel like it was like at least a month ago anyway I still don't know what happened but I'm the landscapers came. They're still there and dogs were gone so I like they normally do and to calm them down I gave them. I can't say the word TREATS. And the next thing I know I'm on 101 with Christina and I look over and there is blood. I'm talking a lot of blood in the hallway and then Layla's at my feet in my office, licking licking, licking, licking licking and there's just spots of blood all over the carpet so I can't see in her mouth. It's just too hard. I can't like pin down. I have no idea what happened. I'm assuming it's her. So then I had to be like I gotta go. I gotta get this carpet out which I didn't even have time to do the spots out of the carpet so I just sprayed the fuck out of them. I'll have to deal with it later so now I'm taking Layla to the vet for her normal appointment and gotta deal with what the fuck is going on with your mouth but dude I have probably 15 blood. Stains all over the carpet in my office brand new carpet love that for me Also, Sameer scheduled a one on one with me. I just saw like I never had one on ones with Jeff so that's interesting but I mean nice that he's wanting to do levels. That's good Also, OK so the way that you look at me it I love it because you look like like you're looking at me like making sure that I'm OK like with a lot of like care and like love And you just like look like so into it and you're wanting to see how I'm feeling, but then you also have this like boyish like Not giddiness, but like just as boyish like like I'm having a good time look Really in interior and hot like all of it mixed together is just really hot and sweet and sexy and loving and anyway But yeah, it's different like there's definitely some people you're having sex with words is just like purely kind of like this you know sexual act and that's really it but like I don't know probably cause we don't get a view with each other very much so when we are having sex, it's like dislike truly just enjoyable Time that we're like not taking for granted itself anyway maybe that's all just in my head, but I'm going with it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I can only imagine
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’re NOT a fat POS 😡
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis
You know one of the best parts about having sex with you?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Nah. I don’t think so. I still love you, at the end of the day. Not just the sex. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:45:00 AM] Dave
I knoooow
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:07:00 AM] Dave
It is somehow even sexier, smoother, and more satisfying than in my fantasies 🥰🫠
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
It scares the shit out of my parents 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Smoother as in comfortable with each other
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’re not a fat ass. I’m still extremely broad backed.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:33:00 PM] Dave
This week has felt sooo long. I think you mentioned that earlier and I meant to comment on it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also. WFH days are so tiring lol. Jesus. I need a nap. Running all around.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Encouragement
4 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.77
[2026-05-06 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m going to try now. I hope these dogs let me😭
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
But yes, you could totally work out still during the week. You have time 🤭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:06:00 AM] Dave
I totally agree
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:55:00 PM] Dave
Good relationships
Score: 0.71 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
Excitement
25 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78
[2026-05-06 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
I am seriously sooooooo excited for you to be here
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 06:33:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
EEEEEEEE!!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
YASSSSS
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:36:00 PM] Dave
Almost under 30 days 😁😁😁
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Saw an opportunity and had to take it! 🔥 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 09:34:00 PM] Dave
I can’t either! It’s my favorite thing!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-06 08:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yay!! Can’t wait to listen
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Dave
Wuuuut!! Yessss!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Dave
Definitely afterglowing today 🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fuck yessssss
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
I KNOW WHAT IT IS
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-06 09:45:00 AM] Dave
It’s already pretty much all I can think about
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want to, too 🤤
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
This seems cool
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-06 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want to, too 🤤 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahaha no way. You just found your match
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:44:00 AM] Dave
It’s pretty awesome
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
Full blown, long distance, relationship 🤯 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🤤
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think…yes 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oooooooo yea
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yeaaaa, that took all of 4 minutes 🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:55:00 PM] Dave
I got a good gig bro
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Flirting
19 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.74
[2026-05-06 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg you’re soooooooo hott!!!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Dave
You are so hot… all the time!… but especially after you cum 🥵🫠
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's so hard to think about especially you just telling me about it. It's super hot but I haven't really played with your boobs much I don't think cause I know you said like it does absolutely another 47 kind of trend to just back off, but I do Quite enjoy playing with your boobs so that's very nice to hear So yes Definitely cannot wait to manhandle your Boobs so here's the thing here's the thing about boobs for me like the word boobs is like totally juvenile like it's entirely like 10 year-old language so it's like it's not at all sexy or like It just makes me think of like childhood And then breasts is kind of like the polite way that's OK that can be sexy too, but they totally acceptable way all around breast obviously and then tits are kind of like Kind of like the dirty word of the boobs, like the grown-up sexy word like to me titties kind of is a little comical I think tits is Probably might go to actually I don't know I don't know how to think about that now some more because I know a lot of women don't like to work tits which I get So I don't know just some Breasts, boobs, tits, titties, knockers, Hooters What other terms drugs I don't know all right Bye
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Maybe because it’s bad? Maybe especially bc it’s with you? Maybe bc it’s so hott? Maybe bc it’s forbidden??? 🥵🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:02:00 AM] Dave
🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:02:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe yeah I thought you’d like that 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:35:00 AM] Dave
I don’t need you to always be a sexting monster 😈
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:31:00 AM] Dave
Also a little 🥵🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
🥵🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Agreed that tits is the sexiest version
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:32:00 AM] Dave
I was actually thinking I might be sending an afterglow today 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Saw an opportunity and had to take it! 🔥
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol. Boobs sounds perfectly sexy and fine 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵 This, except on me 🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:31:00 AM] Dave
Also a little 🥵🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:18:00 AM] Dave
I mean, If you’re doing porn… I’d watch it 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Dave
You’ve graduated to SOUL wife though so I need a new work wife right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmm now I’m just thinking about you rubbing my clit as I’m riding you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Frustration
28 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
😡😡😡😡
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 05:16:00 PM] Dave
That is fucking enraging
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bitch, you told me you’d never lie to me
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I’ve probably applied to 10…12? Nothing except midland. And that’s bc of my dad. Like I think you have to have a connection. It fucking sucks
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t have time for all these damn meetings next week. Grrrrr
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Dave
Double thumbs down 👎 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 05:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m literally sleeping. Dogs are sleeping too. It’s peaceful. All is well. And some dumb ass rings the fucking doorbell all so he can leave a flyer on the door about his dumb stupid business that I don’t even give a shit about 😡😡
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Dave
Double thumbs down 👎
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ok I don’t do this. Geesh!!! How dare you assume I do!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, I just thought of something else. You know one of my biggest pet peeves is. And you probably are guilty of this. I'm not gonna lie. But like we have these like super high traffic areas where to get on the main interstate here 35 There's like it's backed up. There's like 100 cars that need to get through here and the traffic lights aren't terrible like it's a decent system and they give people long enough but you got like a couple of you know three lanes to get over onto the ramp or whatever anyway. There's these couple lights this happens everywhere but like Why can't people just watch the fucking light? You can see it from like 15 cars back and when it turns green, if everybody just went on their fucking phone and started ease forward as soon as it turned green like five times as many cars can get through one cycle. I sit here and watch motherfuckers like it'll turn green and the person in front will go, and then the person behind him will set their phone down and fucking creep out into the intersection and then the person behind them will sit their fucking phone down and creep out into the intersection. And so forth, and then like four people get through the light before it Before it turns back to red and then everybody's still fucking white So understand the problem is that Cause I like The next person's ass when I go through intersections Just to be polite, like everybody behind me, I guess so It's I don't know Sorry, sorry if you're one of those But I feel like I'm gonna Constable Their time this morning AnyWho, yeah don't be one of those people
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:20:00 PM] Dave
Tired lol
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
While still stating expectations 🙄🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:22:00 PM] Dave
Not the new carpet!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:32:00 AM] Dave
😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right?!? These dogs are complete sex mood killers!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want these bitches to fucking drive
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s just a massive eye roll
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:31:00 AM] Dave
No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ugh. The debit card shit. 😒
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like I’m being so targeted by all these ads!! But now I guess I need a probiotic supplement
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:31:00 AM] Dave
No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which I hoped they had forgotten about. That I was coming to town. But they did not.
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DO IT
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think…yes 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.61 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:13:00 AM] Dave
You can’t just tease it like that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:32:00 PM] Dave
Fuuuck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:29:00 AM] Dave
I thought you were setting up to guilt me into running today…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
But yea…. Just run the car straight off the road
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Humor
91 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooohhh spmeones getting sassy
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmaoooo
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:59:00 PM] Dave
I haven’t heard that one in literally decades lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
You enjoy the extra protection for your chocolate? 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m not setting you up for anything 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:23:00 PM] Dave
I used to get so mad at Dominic back in the day because that mother fucker needed new shoes like every 3 weeks lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:07:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Look at dude’s shoes! 😂
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ooohhh spmeones getting sassy This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:18:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Dave
I’m kidding
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 PM] Dave
When you get a Reese’s cup with 2 wrappers!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hehehe
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
I dont even sing in front of you PERIOD, let alone a made up non-English song lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ooooo!!! I say BOTH!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Right?!? These dogs are complete sex mood killers!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.973
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmfao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
If we all rode each others asses more in Rush hour, traffic wouldn’t be sooooo backed up lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:22:00 PM] Dave
That’s skateboarder shoes for ya
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
We’ve probably discussed this before, but do you have your own secret language with your pets that you made up? Hehe. Or maybe you made up an incoherent song that you sing just to them? 😀
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:34:00 AM] Dave
Haha, don’t be sorry!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahaha no way. You just found your match
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:36:00 PM] Dave
And you are 100% being targeted by ads lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
Surely you can tell by the way I look 😂😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
I asked Candace, who are these people?!? 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
You CAN’T HAVE ALL THESE WIVES!!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:20:00 AM] Dave
…perfect opportunity to sing your lexy wexy song
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:00:00 PM] Dave
It feels more robust when you pull it off
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
I am loving this lengthy explanation of your love for cookies lmaoooo
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:43:00 AM] Sam Willis
I wonder how much your Tesla would try to save you
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:29:00 AM] Dave
Think you can handle it?
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
Who would have thunk
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lollll the dramatics!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I thought you meant Eric wahl and I was so confused lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
I didn’t tease!! I simply asked you if you have one for yours!! lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:03:00 AM] Sam Willis
He looks like such an old man
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:01:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Dave
You’ve graduated to SOUL wife though so I need a new work wife right?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:45:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:10:00 AM] Dave
Oh I see hahaha
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, YOU
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:19:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh for Pete’s sake lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 06:33:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
But I say all their names with W instead of L
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t eat oatmeal cookies. But I understand being in love with some cookies. Lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s true 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Dave
Fun to ride but you don’t want anybody to see ya
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/_jamiegriffin/reel/DXFDDMbDdCo/ Jamie Griffin on Instagram 17M views, 3M likes, 44K comments: "🤣"
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
And now Layla literally just face planted getting out of the car.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s true 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:36:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:43:00 AM] Dave
It’s more a love of stuffing my fat face lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
lol… apparently me too
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I can’t even attempt to type out the incoherent words I sing to them lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:52:00 PM] Dave
And I’m the dramatic one…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:39:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, YOU This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
I didn’t tease!! I simply asked you if you have one for yours!! lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
lol… apparently me too This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I can’t even attempt to type out the incoherent words I sing to them lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmmmm 🤤
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
My dogs probs don’t even know their own names anymore. No wonder they don’t have recall
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
I was gonna say…ummm cheesecake. lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:30:00 AM] Dave
But it’s masterbating
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll kill you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ooooo over 10 inches!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Dave
She’s like a moped
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:44:00 AM] Dave
It’s probably a coin flip considering sometimes it drives people right off the road lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
Omg the nasty cookies
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/shitheadsteve/reel/DXzilpCvX4T/ Shitheadsteve on Instagram 682K views, 57K likes: "Made it to Friday, but at what cost"
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I only have 2 husbands
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lolol, we will day drink in moderation. ☺️
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:35:00 AM] Dave
I don’t need you to always be a sexting monster 😈
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
BUT one of the main reasons I’m a terrible driver is bc I ride ppls asses SO closely lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
E.g, 💯 % the dogs bed
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
Do you have anything else going on today? In life? 😝
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Maybe because it’s bad? Maybe especially bc it’s with you? Maybe bc it’s so hott? Maybe bc it’s forbidden??? 🥵🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
Yeah, allthethings This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:52:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:37:00 AM] Dave
lol… idk about that 🤔
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Especially when it comes to mine lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis
So Wayla Bayla (Layla), Weevy Teevy (Levon), Wokin Boke (Loki), Wexin Pex (Lexi) or Ill call her Schwex
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
Yeah, allthethings
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
hehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:48:00 AM] Dave
Omg. Other pet peeve lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t even make this stuff up
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:05:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Passive aggression
2 qualifying messages with passive_aggression signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-06 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
I don’t do it for ya
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Uh huh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
Planning
4 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-06 09:05:00 AM] Dave
Ok… voice message time!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:34:00 PM] Dave
Next week
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
Saw an opportunity and had to take it! 🔥 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
A housewarming/sorry I broke up with you gift
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Request
3 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71
[2026-05-06 09:12:00 AM] Dave
Now I NEEED to hear it.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:03:00 PM] Dave
You’re gonna have to make that for me
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:31:00 AM] Dave
No I mean you told me about how you sing it and made me really want to hear it and now you won’t do it for me?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
Sexting
17 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.86
[2026-05-06 03:44:00 PM] Dave
I was back and forth between squeezing your tits, rubbing your clit, and helping you bounce on my dick by forcing your hips down
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 03:42:00 PM] Dave
I came so hard thinking about you riding me 🥵
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.9816
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Dave
You are so hot… all the time!… but especially after you cum 🥵🫠
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.971125
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:41:00 AM] Dave
I’m so hard rn… 🤭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Mmmm now I’m just thinking about you rubbing my clit as I’m riding you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Your dick in between my butt cheeks. Hehe 😍
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:18:00 AM] Dave
I mean, If you’re doing porn… I’d watch it 😏
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's so hard to think about especially you just telling me about it. It's super hot but I haven't really played with your boobs much I don't think cause I know you said like it does absolutely another 47 kind of trend to just back off, but I do Quite enjoy playing with your boobs so that's very nice to hear So yes Definitely cannot wait to manhandle your Boobs so here's the thing here's the thing about boobs for me like the word boobs is like totally juvenile like it's entirely like 10 year-old language so it's like it's not at all sexy or like It just makes me think of like childhood And then breasts is kind of like the polite way that's OK that can be sexy too, but they totally acceptable way all around breast obviously and then tits are kind of like Kind of like the dirty word of the boobs, like the grown-up sexy word like to me titties kind of is a little comical I think tits is Probably might go to actually I don't know I don't know how to think about that now some more because I know a lot of women don't like to work tits which I get So I don't know just some Breasts, boobs, tits, titties, knockers, Hooters What other terms drugs I don't know all right Bye
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:33:00 AM] Dave
I guess because you haven’t been sexting my about how horny YOU are daily lol
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 06:33:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Maybe because it’s bad? Maybe especially bc it’s with you? Maybe bc it’s so hott? Maybe bc it’s forbidden??? 🥵🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵 This, except on me 🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
And it was exactly this. Except I was bouncing a lot more. 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
🥵🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
Hard again 🤭
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.78
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
I typed hard again before you sent this This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:45:00 AM] Dave
I typed hard again before you sent this
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
Status update
89 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.63
[2026-05-06 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
There’s blood spots all over my office carpet.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m job hunting
Score: 0.84 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:25:00 AM] Dave
Yeah it’s nice especially for a Wednesday
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Will listen soon. 1x1 with JB
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:24:00 AM] Dave
Pretty good actually. I’ve been busy all morning so it has gone by quickly and I feel reasonably accomplished
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 01:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
midland bank called too and now they want me to come meet ppl too IN PERSON next week
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
No I wish. That’s the spare bed behind my desk
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
At work?? No! I’m at home.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:08:00 AM] Dave
Are you in bed?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Voice message coming soon. Ish. I’m having a time
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK interesting. Vet and I just looked in her mouth and we don’t see anything
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yeaaaa, that took all of 4 minutes 🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
He works for this place. Whatever it is. Based out of Cincinnati so might have a little travel but that’d be COOL!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:15:00 PM] Dave
They’re just TRYING to make the workforce hate leadership
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:58:00 PM] Dave
Naaaah
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
Right? I’m guessing whoever this person is, is married to this Bryen guy.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes. Christian came home a bit after so I gated the dogs off downstairs with him
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Dave
Ahhhhhh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:39:00 PM] Dave
Yeah he’s a tv sports broadcast producer. So he’s the guy in the command center yelling at all the technicians to change camera views and audio and coordinating commercial breaks and shit
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:44:00 AM] Dave
Who knows
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:38:00 PM] Dave
Her husband
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
NOT jugs
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
But this means one of the other 3 dogs must have been bleeding. Good goddddd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/technology-resilience-manager-at-deloitte-4410256820 Deloitte hiring Technology Resilience Manager in Greater Indianapolis Posted 12:35:45 AM. Cyber Risk Technical Resilience - (Technical and Operational Resilience) - ManagerAre you…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Dave
Something wrong with the widget I guess
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
SEE?!?? You have a thing!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 04:14:00 PM] Dave
Like, if I have sick time, who tf are you to govern that This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Never
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 03:40:00 PM] Dave
Then guess what ☺️…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
And pay range is $144-$266
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 12:23:00 PM] Dave
Yeah Eric had kind with Samir today
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
It feels like it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just now had dinner
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
That last one 🥵🥵🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Maybe.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 06:33:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well so excited to talk to you today. I can't wait to do some day drinking with you. Oh gosh, that's gonna be great. We're probably gonna feel like shit but even still it'll be super fun. I'm sure I haven't drink in the daytime. I don't have forever because it's never been a great experience After I guess, after a while of drinking, I've got a few good hours before I'm like either too drunk or have stopped drinking and just feel like shit from drinking So my time always works But I'm excited to see where some drink in Texas That'll be fun Also in your debit card Like the stones Just like I don't know I guess probably just feels like it's fine Since you're always like, yeah sure But still not to ask it's like I don't know I don't know whatever Make sure you get that card back You're gonna be buying all kinds of new furniture food for his crib Or maybe that's just part of the breakup settlement I don't know I am going to work only Wednesday I hope you're feeling pretty good Just tell me about your workout, I think I know I got Get my ass moving because with you working out and walking the dogs so vigorously that you're out of breath when you're messaging me You're gonna be ripped I'm gonna show up and be a fat piece of shit So I need to get my ass through some running. I need to get like another weightlifting day in there too. Saturday or Sunday is OK but there's a cutting it yawning So yeah, I've been pretty good. I think last week well I don't know cheesecake and that box of cookies the cranberry walnut oatmeal cookies that they were so good. That was really the kind of cookies that like. I don't know if I was thinking about this last night when I was eating the last of them or maybe yesterday Do you have any white or cookies or something that you like really just can't fucking stop Where it's like this perfect I don't even know how to describe it really cause this happened all the time to shoot and maybe not don't get this because I don't think I only get it with like Oatmeal cookies and of course these cranberry oatmeal You don't like those, but like the texture The texture is like it's moist and it's it's like such a perfect texture just like bite and chew and there's a little bit of crispies from walnuts and raisins or the cranberries are kind of like juicy or whatever but it's still kind of chewy from the oatmeal but like It's something about the combination to texture flavor that I could just fucking eat like 100 of them like just nonstop straight through because I get like such a huge dopamine or whatever from like the flavors and the texture I combined that Like even if I'm not really stopping to taste it, I could just like cramp Because there's like like a point of critical mass, I guess where it's like more than one bite but it's not like a whole cookie you know like the amount so Like it makes that perfect combination so you could just like kind of keep it like Prolonged that point of critical mass where it's like the perfect everything and you can just like keep it it's like a balancing act to keep eating more and keeping it right anyway that's probably stupid. I hope I'm sure I didn't make sense. I guess I'm a fat piece of shit So yep, heading to work still might kill myself. I don't know. I'm not just being hyperbolic about not wanting to cuddle work Constable riding beside me and I don't know Not the police sheriffs office so I don't know if this guy like a process server or something Just in case nobody else Never mind 50 miles an hour slow than normal Anyway, sweetie pie, I cannot wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon and I'm so excited to see your beautiful face Kiss it hug it Rest of you too, is gonna be amazing snuggling up with you And guzzling my dick in between butt cheeks Squeeze in you fall asleep Great I love you so so much. I miss you and I can't wait to see you and I hope you have a great day. Have a great one work. And I will talk to you very soon
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Dave
Idk what’s up with it 🤷♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Check this out. Candace sent my resume to some friends…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
This is basically your job
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
https://corespecialty.com/
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
But stillllllll
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yupppp
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s the salad dressing. I’m obsessed
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Dave
Exactly. So keep it moving
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I already do hate senior leadership
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
SEE?!?? You have a thing!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:30:00 PM] Dave
I told you she’s moving to Florida
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:30:00 PM] Dave
She’s been looking for a while too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmmmmm
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 PM] Dave
Besides my dick
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
This feels like the longest damn week.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.thefrenchpoodlecarmel.com/product/french-poodle-vinaigrette/1 French Poodle Vinaigrette Our French Poodle Vinaigrette is 750 ml per bottle. Goes great on many of your favorite dishes!Ingredients:Refined olive oil, canola oil, red wine vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, shallots, black pepper, salt, sugar, and MSG.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:01:00 PM] Dave
I didn’t get a double. I just remembered that it’s been a long time since I did
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:56:00 PM] Dave
Oh! Fucking smoking hot work wife
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 10:56:00 AM] Dave
Did you do it in the office?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:38:00 PM] Dave
Maybe longer actually
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 12:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 02:09:00 PM] Dave
That’s just what is attached to it for me
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 04:14:00 PM] Dave
Like, if I have sick time, who tf are you to govern that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:36:00 PM] Dave
I didn’t realize either.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Pretty sure you did not This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Just my strawberry spinach salad lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s maybe why they are giving the training, so people leaders don’t say something that can get the company in trouble
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:47:00 PM] Dave
High expectations lol 👎
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:56:00 PM] Dave
Etc
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Then unblur
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 10:32:00 AM] Dave
So it’s funny you mentioned it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is she moving?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:41:00 PM] Dave
He works or worked for ESPN and he used to travel around all over the place but got stationed at a specific team/sport/something in FL
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Dave
I can’t, that’s just how it is on my Home Screen
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 04:13:00 PM] Dave
Interesting. I’m pretty sure there are hipa/privacy issues associated with that… This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
But client facing, a lot of travel
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:40:00 PM] Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:32:00 AM] Dave
It has been a while
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Your work wife is hopefully leaving soon though lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:47:00 PM] Dave
Deloitte though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
You were already like this
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Better cancel those flights
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:31:00 PM] Dave
She has a medical exception until like September though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 05:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Now the dogs are all amped up. Fml.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Dave
Nothing
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:21:00 PM] Dave
Just chillin, 3d printing some shit
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:38:00 PM] Dave
Exactly. So keep it moving This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:27:00 PM] Dave
Mon said she’s applied for A TON of jobs and hasn’t had a single callback
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 07:06:00 PM] Dave
Did you get back to sleep after the asshole rang the doorbell
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
What do you have blurred out
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I could have slept until tomorrow.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-06 03:39:00 PM] Dave
Dang! I slept for almost an hour!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
1 qualifying messages with unmet_need signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-06 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Why is it only Wednesday?!? Godddddddd
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Vulnerability
18 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-06 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s because you don’t love me anymore….
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Real quick so I know I've said before that like playing with my boobs, I was like absolutely nothing for me or like you know, kissing them whatever but I will say that there is something Very sexy about like touching them like a manhandling, but like firmly, grabbing them holding them whatever like while I am writing you Yeah, that is yeah that was on my mind too whenever I was getting off just a bit ago. I don't know something about like the bouncing sensation in them plus like being handled. I don't know but it's so great so anyway, I just wanted to like throw that out there.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
I know. I’ve been all out of whack. Sorry baby ☹️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
When I’m back to living alone though…..
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Love youuuuuu
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re going to go to bed soon. And leave me. 😭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 07:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I didn’t know Mon was looking!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:50:00 AM] Dave
Because I’m just… looking at you. I definitely love what I see! But I’m not like doing anything special 😋
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
wait. A. Minute
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
And I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually typed this all out 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:06:00 AM] Dave
We’ve seen each other naked
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 08:59:00 PM] Dave
You know what stupid little thing I love?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 02:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t think the word boobs is childish though, either
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 11:02:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh haha. Went up to my room. Grabbed the clit vibrator and 💦💦💦💦 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
I dunno why when I think of the reality that like we’re in a full on affair, do I get a total fire in my belly
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
And I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually typed this all out 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
I knew there’d come a day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-06 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Voice message coming soon. Ish. I’m having a time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: