2026-05-14
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[2026-05-14 06:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording these messages In the morning, so I get all my yawns out first But I realize that I hadn't re-recorded messages in ages until Just today like this morning just right before this I started and then just completely Blank For like a minute, and I literally didn't say anything So yeah, but aside from that Restarted voice messages forever Funny how comfortable you get because at first it was super super weird But I'm pretty good and happy. It's the last day of work. Today is also TRM going out for lunch today, but I'm not going ha ha Because I got I got Gail today, but I don't go anywhere Pretty Well, you got graduation coming up this weekend? That sucks Emerson might have his graduation weekend too Graduation he's having two as well From like the actual high school that he went to, and he felt like it and one from Alternative school that he went to instead What I think you know I'm also Low-key kind of annoyed because Like Julia was talking about getting something for graduation present Not like anything to celebrate. I'm happy he's done or whatever but like. Barely made it through ninth and 10th grade, and that was a struggle the entire time and then Went to this alternative school where it's just like you do what whatever the fuck you want for a few hours a day and you know you didn't learn anything like it wasn't an achievement of any kind You know they give you some paragraphs to read answer three questions Some dumb shit on a computer is totally not. It's not an achievement. I don't know. I don't feel like a graduation press I guess what I'm saying Yeah Go to that graduation sometime Next couple weeks So this chick Bubs is dating and seems like a real It seems like a real real catch Yeah, yeah I don't know about that I have to delete this one too. I'm still really wake it up. Oh, that's right I took the bus last night. That's why I'm all fucked up. My hip was hurting yesterday evening from the running I took a muscle relaxer last night went to bed to hopefully just like let it relax she was all right now still a little little sore, but I guess we'll see what happens Throughout the day, yeah that's OK. That's better. That's why I'm not. Not processing yet groggy for a little while after I wake up Oh God I'm gonna get 6 to 8 inches of yawning this morning Yawning Your brother's girlfriend and she's long distance. I don't know what the dating pool was like in Effingham. Probably have to go long distance, huh? If you heard anything else from Christian like that, going back home hopefully he's like packing and getting stuff ready at least and not Just fucking wait until believing everything untouched until Sunday when the movers show up and this shit ain't packed Yeah, I would totally be moving stuff over like every day like an hour a day At least you know just to get it done So anyway, enjoy this Substance I will talk to you soon. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I love you and I hope your beautiful. I can't wait to get your hair. Bye
[2026-05-14 07:10:00] Sam Willis: Morning handsome ❤️
[2026-05-14 07:10:00] Sam Willis: Yay therapy!
[2026-05-14 07:11:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-05-14 07:11:00] Sam Willis: It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Sam Willis: Or addicted to drugs
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Dave: Not for lack of trying lol
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Sam Willis: Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Sam Willis: He didn’t end up in jail!
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Sam Willis: That’s something
[2026-05-14 07:12:00] Dave: Not for lack of trying lol
[2026-05-14 07:13:00] Sam Willis: I’ll meet bubs gf on Saturday so I’m very curious
[2026-05-14 07:14:00] Sam Willis: Oooo a muscle relaxer sounds nice
[2026-05-14 07:14:00] Sam Willis: The dating pool in effingham does not exist
[2026-05-14 07:14:00] Sam Willis: I slept like so well. I was dead last night. Thank Christ
[2026-05-14 07:15:00] Sam Willis: He is moving over things slowly
[2026-05-14 07:15:00] Sam Willis: From $375 to $240
[2026-05-14 07:15:00] Sam Willis: Christian was in a slightly better mood yesterday
[2026-05-14 07:15:00] Sam Willis: He also talked Nissan down on price of the fucking sensor thing
[2026-05-14 07:16:00] Sam Willis: Quinn got all his Lego’s moved over. That’s it.
[2026-05-14 07:16:00] Sam Willis: The kids did fuck all to pack their rooms. Like literally nothing
[2026-05-14 07:16:00] Dave: Oooh that’s nice
[2026-05-14 07:16:00] Dave: Look at him adulting!
[2026-05-14 07:17:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11020-E-Lake-Edward-Ln-Effingham-IL-62401/113788274_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 11020 E Lake Edward Ln Effingham, IL 62401
[2026-05-14 07:17:00] Sam Willis: Kristina sent me this. It’s only $475k! 😳
[2026-05-14 07:18:00] Sam Willis: The dogs would love that backyard
[2026-05-14 07:18:00] Sam Willis: It would need some updates for sure but only $475!!!
[2026-05-14 07:19:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwwwww sigh
[2026-05-14 07:19:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes it’s tempting!!
[2026-05-14 07:19:00] Sam Willis: I fucking hate square tile floors. Goddddd
[2026-05-14 07:19:00] Dave: But…. Effingham
[2026-05-14 07:19:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwwwww sigh
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Sam Willis: Dinner for sure
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Dave: Dinner
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Sam Willis: I think you say dinner
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Sam Willis: Do you say dinner or supper?
[2026-05-14 07:50:00] Dave: You?
[2026-05-14 08:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing 😂
[2026-05-14 08:17:00] Dave: Yum!! 🤤
[2026-05-14 08:18:00] Dave: I’d lick your whole sweaty body 😈
[2026-05-14 08:20:00] Sam Willis: I probably wouldn’t let you lol
[2026-05-14 08:21:00] Dave: I know. I’m just saying I would
[2026-05-14 08:21:00] Sam Willis: When I’m sweaty I am so anti affectionate bc I feel disgusting
[2026-05-14 08:21:00] Dave: Yeah I’m the same way.
[2026-05-14 08:22:00] Dave: But you being sweaty doesn’t turn me off at all
[2026-05-14 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Well that’s good to know! Like when I was fucking pouring sweat at the spa we went to 😂
[2026-05-14 08:23:00] Dave: Nope, not at all!
[2026-05-14 08:23:00] Sam Willis: I was actually more impressed that I could even fucking sweat that much that I wasn’t as worried about how disgusting I looked around you 😂
[2026-05-14 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Same with you though. I think you’re hott all the time 😈
[2026-05-14 08:24:00] Dave: You looked as beautiful as always 😍
[2026-05-14 08:25:00] Dave: Omg I’m so groggy
[2026-05-14 08:26:00] Dave: I’ve been looking at copilot for like 15 minutes try to ask it how to do an XLOOKUP lmao
[2026-05-14 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Dude. Pinging you
[2026-05-14 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby
[2026-05-14 08:42:00] Dave: I sooo want to go back to sleep lol
[2026-05-14 08:43:00] Dave: Yeah I slept fine but I’m still groggy from the muscle relaxer
[2026-05-14 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Did you not sleep well?
[2026-05-14 08:47:00] Sam Willis: Blahhh
[2026-05-14 08:47:00] Sam Willis: Ah yea. That makes sense
[2026-05-14 08:54:00] Sam Willis: A bear broke into Brian’s car 2 nights ago lol. Like legit
[2026-05-14 08:55:00] Sam Willis: (1).mov
[2026-05-14 09:01:00] Dave: Hahaha holy shit
[2026-05-14 09:02:00] Sam Willis: And smart!
[2026-05-14 09:02:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-14 09:02:00] Sam Willis: It’s so cute!
[2026-05-14 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Also I forgot to tell you that 1. I found out my 2 girlfriends have been getting Botox which is totally fine, but they were SHOCKED that I’ve never gotten any. They looked at me as if I had 2 heads
[2026-05-14 09:11:00] Sam Willis: It didn’t work for one so she stopped but Tarina gets a pill like injected in her ass or something
[2026-05-14 09:11:00] Sam Willis: But 2. They have been getting HRT!!!
[2026-05-14 09:12:00] Sam Willis: And then takes a bunch of pills orally but she said it’s been pretty great. She does feel like something has been “off” the past couple months though, but she can’t really put her finger on what it is
[2026-05-14 09:37:00] Dave: You don’t need Botox
[2026-05-14 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Crows feet
[2026-05-14 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Wtffff is a fold
[2026-05-14 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Which I said that to them and they said you don’t have crows feet and I said LOOK!! And they said “that’s just folds”
[2026-05-14 09:39:00] Sam Willis: That shit is made up lol
[2026-05-14 09:39:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-14 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Or it’s bc my face is fat. Either way sucks 😂
[2026-05-14 09:40:00] Dave: You just can’t win with you sometimes 🤦♂️
[2026-05-14 09:40:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-14 09:42:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-14 09:42:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-14 09:42:00] Dave: 😂
[2026-05-14 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Nope. Don’t even try ❤️❤️
[2026-05-14 09:52:00] Sam Willis: I love youuuuu!!!
[2026-05-14 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for putting up with me!
[2026-05-14 09:55:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-14 10:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 10:06:00] Sam Willis: 🤦♀️
[2026-05-14 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Do you see how Quinn sounds more emotionally mature than Christian
[2026-05-14 10:07:00] Sam Willis: 😳
[2026-05-14 11:07:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-14 11:08:00] Dave: That’s… idek. Sad?
[2026-05-14 11:09:00] Dave: Just, wow 🤯
[2026-05-14 11:13:00] Sam Willis: How was therapy?
[2026-05-14 11:13:00] Sam Willis: It’s just…. Ugh yea I don’t even know
[2026-05-14 11:14:00] Dave: Right? Ive read that a couple times now and cant even figure out what to say lol.
[2026-05-14 11:14:00] Dave: Right? Ive read that a couple times now and cant even figure out what to say lol.
[2026-05-14 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Quinn didn’t help with his sarcasm though lol “well biscuits dad” 😂
[2026-05-14 11:15:00] Dave: Quinn is clearly so much more emotionally mature. Like, it’s actually impressive how much he gets it.
[2026-05-14 11:15:00] Dave: Quinn is clearly so much more emotionally mature. Like, it’s actually impressive how much he gets it.
[2026-05-14 11:16:00] Dave: And then Christian basically threatens to kick his ass lol
[2026-05-14 11:16:00] Dave: It was fine. Lots of talk about the what’s stopping me from getting back to BJJ. Other stuff I don’t remember. We were kind of all over the place today.
[2026-05-14 11:16:00] Dave: It was fine. Lots of talk about the what’s stopping me from getting back to BJJ. Other stuff I don’t remember. We were kind of all over the place today.
[2026-05-14 11:16:00] Dave: Yeah but he’s on point with the message
[2026-05-14 11:17:00] Dave: Sheron Howard! That’s the guy who did FBI cyber crimes. His name just came to me lol
[2026-05-14 11:17:00] Dave: 🤦♂️
[2026-05-14 11:18:00] Sam Willis: When they can do nothing about it
[2026-05-14 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea I know of him from his digital assets work
[2026-05-14 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Like yes, the kids should have packed up their rooms
[2026-05-14 11:18:00] Sam Willis: But also to text them like right as their school day starts
[2026-05-14 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Also like…. Can yall leave me out of the group chat?? 😂😂
[2026-05-14 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Like why do that???
[2026-05-14 11:19:00] Dave: This. It’s like purely malicious/vendictive
[2026-05-14 11:21:00] Sam Willis: He has no healthy coping skills so when he’s stressed he takes it out on everyone
[2026-05-14 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Self regulation is the word. ZERO self regulation lol
[2026-05-14 11:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 11:22:00] Sam Willis: I actually was reading about EQ yesterday
[2026-05-14 11:22:00] Sam Willis: That’s what it all boils down to
[2026-05-14 11:23:00] Sam Willis: When I was reading this article I was like hmmmm I need to work on some of these myself 😅
[2026-05-14 11:23:00] Dave: Nahhhhhh
[2026-05-14 11:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 12:06:00] Sam Willis: 🤬
[2026-05-14 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Me to Stephen - “Did Lorelai say anything about the possibility of a relo to the Indy office?” “Oh crud. I forgot to ask about that one. Stand by.”
[2026-05-14 13:03:00] Dave: He’s such a garbage person
[2026-05-14 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Did you take a nap?
[2026-05-14 13:10:00] Dave: And It was great!
[2026-05-14 13:11:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-05-14 13:12:00] Sam Willis: But I’ll be on calls for the next 2+ hrs
[2026-05-14 13:12:00] Sam Willis: I wanna be donneeeee
[2026-05-14 13:13:00] Sam Willis: He has pinged me about other shit but stillll not the Indy stuff
[2026-05-14 13:13:00] Sam Willis: Last call of the day is with dumb fuck at 3
[2026-05-14 13:13:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-14 13:14:00] Dave: Shocker
[2026-05-14 13:15:00] Sam Willis: How’s your day?
[2026-05-14 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Yay!!!
[2026-05-14 13:16:00] Dave: I got the parts in the mail from Dominic so that’s nice
[2026-05-14 13:16:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-05-14 13:17:00] Sam Willis: So you’ll be messing with that all day? Lol
[2026-05-14 13:17:00] Dave: Pretty much
[2026-05-14 13:18:00] Sam Willis: But thennnnn you have a lot more to do from there
[2026-05-14 13:18:00] Sam Willis: The site and blah blah blah
[2026-05-14 13:18:00] Dave: But I really just need to adjust some measurements so it shouldn’t take much
[2026-05-14 13:19:00] Dave: True true
[2026-05-14 13:21:00] Dave: What?
[2026-05-14 13:21:00] Sam Willis: I’m just thinking of buying a house at 6% interest rate when I’m at 3.5% now lol
[2026-05-14 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-14 13:22:00] Sam Willis: But I can always refinance down the road
[2026-05-14 13:22:00] Dave: It really isn’t a great time to be buying
[2026-05-14 13:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 13:23:00] Dave: Sure
[2026-05-14 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Luckily my credit is amazing 🥳
[2026-05-14 13:36:00] Sam Willis: 😩😩 now I’m worried sick
[2026-05-14 13:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 13:37:00] Sam Willis: The colonoscopy was Monday!! Why is he in the hospital now!!
[2026-05-14 13:37:00] Sam Willis: He’s my age but had to get a colonoscopy bc he’s been having things going on. Now this sounds really bad!
[2026-05-14 13:37:00] Dave: Eeek, yeah wtf
[2026-05-14 13:37:00] Dave: Is that your ex?
[2026-05-14 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-14 13:38:00] Sam Willis: What if it’s cancer
[2026-05-14 13:38:00] Dave: I wonder why he won’t say what’s going on
[2026-05-14 13:38:00] Sam Willis: I feel like it’s cancer
[2026-05-14 13:39:00] Sam Willis: And he’s like all alone. No family. 😭
[2026-05-14 13:39:00] Dave: Yeah probably
[2026-05-14 13:41:00] Dave: Yeah, I hope it turns out to be nothing serious
[2026-05-14 14:10:00] Sam Willis: I look like a homeless troll
[2026-05-14 14:14:00] Dave: I doubt that
[2026-05-14 14:14:00] Dave: Let me see you!
[2026-05-14 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely not
[2026-05-14 14:16:00] Dave: Fine
[2026-05-14 14:16:00] Sam Willis: Be grateful
[2026-05-14 14:18:00] Dave: Forrrr?
[2026-05-14 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Not seeing me look so hideous!
[2026-05-14 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Not having to hurt your eyes
[2026-05-14 14:18:00] Dave: Never
[2026-05-14 14:19:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-14 14:20:00] Sam Willis: Why you looking at me like that 🤪
[2026-05-14 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Awwwwww
[2026-05-14 14:27:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻
[2026-05-14 14:28:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-05-14 14:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 14:28:00] Dave: Gorgeous! 😍
[2026-05-14 14:28:00] Dave: You ARE
[2026-05-14 14:30:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Why is he such an ass licker
[2026-05-14 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Like straight up ass HOLE licker
[2026-05-14 14:31:00] Dave: Right?! I bet he gets all up in there
[2026-05-14 14:32:00] Dave: Like, whole-tongue-inside action
[2026-05-14 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Eewww
[2026-05-14 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Btw. I feel like we’ve talked about this. But just in case. I am not into the whole tossing the salad thing
[2026-05-14 14:34:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want it. No thank you 🙂↔️
[2026-05-14 14:34:00] Sam Willis: It isn’t
[2026-05-14 14:34:00] Dave: What if I told you it was my favorite thing?
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: I’d remind you that you have a wife
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Dave: Oof
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: If you need to get your rocks off lol
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Dave: Actually laughed out loud for some reason
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: And if it is
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: WELL!!!
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: At which part lol
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Dave: That’s pretty savage
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Sam Willis: At which part lol
[2026-05-14 14:35:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-14 14:36:00] Dave: Just when you said “it isn’t”
[2026-05-14 14:36:00] Sam Willis: Is it your favorite thing? Lol. Didn’t think so
[2026-05-14 14:36:00] Dave: Just when you said “it isn’t”
[2026-05-14 15:30:00] Sam Willis: We haven’t talked in an hour. Is it bc you’re mad at me? HMPH
[2026-05-14 15:30:00] Sam Willis: We haven’t talked in an hour. Is it bc you’re mad at me? HMPH
[2026-05-14 15:32:00] Dave: Why would I be mad? And why are you automatically HMPHing me?!
[2026-05-14 15:33:00] Dave: Are you tryyyyying to start a fight?
[2026-05-14 15:53:00] Sam Willis: No. I only want to fight in person
[2026-05-14 15:53:00] Sam Willis: But only if we very quickly make up
[2026-05-14 15:53:00] Sam Willis: No. I only want to fight in person
[2026-05-14 15:53:00] Sam Willis: You said I was savage
[2026-05-14 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-05-14 15:56:00] Dave: And no, I’m not into eating ass. Just for the record.
[2026-05-14 15:56:00] Dave: No I had to actually be engaged in meetings 🙄
[2026-05-14 15:57:00] Sam Willis: But no I hear you. Same. Including my 1x1 with fuck face. Who still said NOTHING about Indy
[2026-05-14 15:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 15:59:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-05-14 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Tis you
[2026-05-14 16:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 16:17:00] Dave: I do stick with them though
[2026-05-14 16:17:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-14 16:17:00] Dave: Pretty much
[2026-05-14 16:18:00] Dave: At least long enough to master them
[2026-05-14 16:19:00] Sam Willis: You do!!
[2026-05-14 16:27:00] Dave: Actually I feel like I… rotate hobbies
[2026-05-14 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Yea that makes sense. I can definitely see that.
[2026-05-14 16:28:00] Dave: Like, I’ll do a thing, get tired of it, come back to it
[2026-05-14 16:28:00] Dave: Speedsolving is a good example. I’ve been fucking with that since like 2010
[2026-05-14 16:29:00] Sam Willis: Like the Rubik’s cube?
[2026-05-14 16:36:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-14 16:36:00] Dave: I’ve been doing it again lately
[2026-05-14 16:39:00] Dave: What are you doing tonight?
[2026-05-14 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Currently I’m laying pool trying to semi tan my legs while having Claude help me prepare for my interview tomorrow lol. I need to do laundry and be ready pack up bc we are staying 4 hrs away tomorrow night, at my sisters house.
[2026-05-14 16:42:00] Sam Willis: The graduation is at 4. My interview gets done at 2. And the graduation is in stl which is 2 hrs away so we will be flying down the road to get there in time 😭 so I have to be packed and ready to walk out the door as soon as my interview is over.
[2026-05-14 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Mom is at work until 630. Bubs is taking his series 7 test tomorrow morning at 645! And it’s 1.5 hrs away so he got a hotel tonight and already drove up there.
[2026-05-14 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Dad wants to go out somewhere to eat tonight but I feel fucking disgusting and I don’t want to get done up. And he asked if I wanted Mexican food. Disgusting. So I dunno what we are doing.
[2026-05-14 16:43:00] Dave: lol Mexican food
[2026-05-14 16:44:00] Dave: Y’all are all over the place
[2026-05-14 16:44:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-05-14 16:47:00] Sam Willis: So. Graduation tomorrow night at 4 and then another graduation Saturday at 830am 😭
[2026-05-14 16:49:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-14 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Sunday at like 3
[2026-05-14 16:49:00] Dave: What time are you flying out?
[2026-05-14 16:50:00] Sam Willis: I land at 5 Phoenix time
[2026-05-14 16:50:00] Dave: Ugh. Back to your shit time zone lol
[2026-05-14 16:50:00] Sam Willis: I know. Ughhh
[2026-05-14 16:52:00] Sam Willis: What are you doing tonight
[2026-05-14 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. We are going out to eat. Lol. In like 90 min. To the hibachi grill. Which means I have to look semi presentable. 😭
[2026-05-14 16:54:00] Dave: You look fine baby
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Sam Willis: RIGHT?!? Mine neither. Why is that
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Sam Willis: RIGHT?!? Mine neither. Why is that
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Dave: My legs NEVER tan
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Dave: No matter what I do lol
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Sam Willis: There is no hope for my legs. They seriously look like white meat turkey legs
[2026-05-14 16:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m not even exaggerating
[2026-05-14 16:57:00] Dave: They have it at my gym
[2026-05-14 16:57:00] Dave: Maybe I’ll start tanning…
[2026-05-14 16:59:00] Dave: 😁
[2026-05-14 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!
[2026-05-14 17:00:00] Sam Willis: But you need to be pale with meeeee!
[2026-05-14 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!
[2026-05-14 17:00:00] Sam Willis: But you need to be pale with meeeee!
[2026-05-14 17:01:00] Dave: Ok. Fair
[2026-05-14 17:01:00] Dave: Ok. Fair
[2026-05-14 17:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 17:29:00] Sam Willis: This is some bullshit
[2026-05-14 17:30:00] Dave: I’d just set it to no birth control
[2026-05-14 17:30:00] Dave: Yeah that’s whack
[2026-05-14 17:31:00] Dave: Good thing you got me lol
[2026-05-14 17:31:00] Dave: It’ll probably still work
[2026-05-14 17:32:00] Sam Willis: Lollll I absolutely love that you have Effingham and Christian moving out
[2026-05-14 17:32:00] Sam Willis: 🫣🫣🫣🫣
[2026-05-14 17:32:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬😬😬
[2026-05-14 17:32:00] Sam Willis: Also…..
[2026-05-14 17:33:00] Dave: Woooooooow
[2026-05-14 17:33:00] Sam Willis: You can put 💦 on yesterday too 🫣
[2026-05-14 17:33:00] Sam Willis: IT WAS AT NIGHT
[2026-05-14 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Awwww you have my interviews in there too!!! You’re the absolute sweetest!! 😭
[2026-05-14 17:34:00] Sam Willis: What’s the 😶🌫️ emoji mean again?
[2026-05-14 17:35:00] Dave: Kinda blah, I think
[2026-05-14 17:36:00] Dave: Yeah, but you’ve been dealing with a lot
[2026-05-14 17:36:00] Sam Willis: This month is severely lacking in 🥵 and 💦
[2026-05-14 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Yea. Blahhh
[2026-05-14 17:40:00] Sam Willis: This is a good idea. Why didn’t I think of this
[2026-05-14 17:40:00] Sam Willis: This is a good idea. Why didn’t I think of this
[2026-05-14 17:41:00] Dave: What the fuck
[2026-05-14 17:42:00] Sam Willis: I’ve never seen that before
[2026-05-14 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Oh wow! wtf
[2026-05-14 17:42:00] Dave: Is this an ad in a reaction gif?!
[2026-05-14 17:43:00] Sam Willis: Why did you do that?!?!
[2026-05-14 17:43:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-14 17:47:00] Dave: I didn’t do it! That’s the same one I always use for “smart”
[2026-05-14 17:48:00] Sam Willis: I type in “thinking” when I use that one
[2026-05-14 17:50:00] Dave: OK here’s a normal one
[2026-05-14 17:50:00] Sam Willis: SEE?!?
[2026-05-14 17:50:00] Sam Willis: did you type in thinking
[2026-05-14 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-14 17:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 17:51:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-14 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-05-14 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Well
[2026-05-14 17:52:00] Dave: Like what?
[2026-05-14 17:52:00] Sam Willis: When I search GIFs it’s like this
[2026-05-14 17:52:00] Sam Willis: What app are you using
[2026-05-14 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Why do your GIFS look like that?
[2026-05-14 17:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 17:53:00] Dave: You have to get it from the App Store
[2026-05-14 17:53:00] Dave: It’s the gyphy app
[2026-05-14 17:53:00] Sam Willis: I just use #images within the text chat
[2026-05-14 17:53:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have that one
[2026-05-14 17:54:00] Sam Willis: Maybe you wouldn’t get ads if you weren’t using the giphy app 🤪
[2026-05-14 17:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely not
[2026-05-14 17:58:00] Sam Willis: I just put on makeup. Against my will. To go to stupid dinner. And I come out and my dad is SLEEPING!!!
[2026-05-14 17:59:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-14 18:31:00] Dave: We were throwing around name ideas and I think we got it….
[2026-05-14 18:31:00] Dave: So this tray we’re making is for rockers, rocker arms, and shims. Those are parts of an engine apparently.
[2026-05-14 18:32:00] Dave: Rocker Dock
[2026-05-14 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Love it!!
[2026-05-14 18:50:00] Sam Willis: The magnets are perfect
[2026-05-14 18:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to tell my parents that it makes more sense for me to just fly home on Saturday and they are absolutely not having it
[2026-05-14 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Is this how big the thing is? Like I remember the prototype being square?
[2026-05-14 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Is this how big the thing is? Like I remember the prototype being square?
[2026-05-14 19:17:00] Dave: There are 8 sections Magnets
[2026-05-14 19:17:00] Dave: There are 8 sections
[2026-05-14 19:17:00] Dave: No I just printed 1 section of it to test the magnets
[2026-05-14 19:17:00] Dave: No I just printed 1 section of it to test the magnets
[2026-05-14 19:18:00] Dave: Why does it make more sense?
[2026-05-14 19:18:00] Dave: Why does it make more sense?
[2026-05-14 19:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-14 19:23:00] Dave: Ahh ok.
[2026-05-14 19:24:00] Dave: Because they get that much longer to see their baby 🥰
[2026-05-14 19:24:00] Sam Willis: Why would they drive me back through St. Louis on Saturday to get back to Effingham just to turn around Sunday and drive me back
[2026-05-14 19:24:00] Dave: I thought that
[2026-05-14 19:29:00] Dave: Plus!! You’ll be there to help Christian move!!
[2026-05-14 19:29:00] Dave: Plus!! You’ll be there to help Christian move!!
[2026-05-14 19:32:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-14 19:32:00] Sam Willis: Oh if I came home early?
[2026-05-14 19:32:00] Sam Willis: That’s true
[2026-05-14 19:37:00] Dave: That was meant to be facetious lol
[2026-05-14 19:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Hehe
[2026-05-14 19:50:00] Sam Willis: Fun fact about me. Basements creep me the fuckkk out
[2026-05-14 19:51:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-14 19:51:00] Dave: Like, all basements?
[2026-05-14 19:52:00] Dave: What made you think of this?
[2026-05-14 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Even if they’re finished
[2026-05-14 19:52:00] Sam Willis: But unfinished basements??? Hell no
[2026-05-14 19:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m not going down there alone
[2026-05-14 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Cause I just went down stairs with my dad to find me a mini suitcase to bring to my sisters for tomorrow and I couldn’t WAIT to leave
[2026-05-14 19:54:00] Dave: You’re so precious 😘
[2026-05-14 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Soooo creepy
[2026-05-14 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Probs
[2026-05-14 19:56:00] Dave: You’re gonna wake up bleeding because you reached under your pillow in the night and sliced your hand wide open
[2026-05-14 19:56:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-05-14 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Might sleep with a knife under my pillow
[2026-05-14 19:56:00] Sam Willis: And I think time tomorrow night I’m going to have to take a spare bedroom in her basement and I’m going to be freaked
[2026-05-14 19:57:00] Sam Willis: When we gonna have time for all that!!!
[2026-05-14 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Or like…do anything with one 😂😂
[2026-05-14 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I really need to figure out how to shoot a gun
[2026-05-14 19:57:00] Dave: I’ll teach you!!!
[2026-05-14 19:58:00] Sam Willis: You’d do that with me??? 😍😍
[2026-05-14 19:58:00] Sam Willis: You’d do that with me??? 😍😍
[2026-05-14 19:58:00] Dave: We can go to a range one day during FSW
[2026-05-14 19:58:00] Sam Willis: For real though. I do want one. Ppl are fucking psycho
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Dave: Uh.. I’d fucking love to do that with you
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Really?!!
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Sam Willis: YAY!!
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Dave: Yeah!
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Do I have to like take a course before I go to one?? 😂
[2026-05-14 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Add it to the list!!!
[2026-05-14 20:00:00] Dave: Lmao… bring home the dogs and be looked at with judgement 😂
[2026-05-14 20:01:00] Dave: This is murica
[2026-05-14 20:01:00] Dave: Nah, any crazy can shoot guns
[2026-05-14 20:01:00] Dave: Nah, any crazy can shoot guns
[2026-05-14 20:01:00] Dave: This is murica
[2026-05-14 21:08:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-14 21:08:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/andrewfrey.13/reel/DX74uXHhpuO/ Andrew frey on Instagram 205K views, 10K likes: "I will love you forever if you say this to me"
[2026-05-14 21:15:00] Dave: I can’t wait to lay next to you 🥰
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Dave: Why don’t you just sleep in the chair!!
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Dave: I love youuuuu
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Sam Willis: It’s in my parents room…
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Dave: And I’m getting ready to hit the hay
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Same baby. Going to be amazing 😍
[2026-05-14 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I have 2 minutes left in the massage chair then I’m going to try to go to bed. Alone. 😭
[2026-05-14 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I ain’t about all that lmao
[2026-05-14 21:17:00] Dave: Lame
[2026-05-14 21:17:00] Dave: Yeah especially since now you know Jo can throw that ass back
[2026-05-14 21:17:00] Dave: You don’t wanna be in there for that
[2026-05-14 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Pft. I’ve known this for my whole life. They never shut up about it as I was growing up
[2026-05-14 21:18:00] Dave: I guess that’s where you get it from
[2026-05-14 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Pft. I’ve known this for my whole life. They never shut up about it as I was growing up
[2026-05-14 21:18:00] Sam Willis: This chairs so amazing. Like one day if I just have a few grand to piss away, I’ll totally get one lol
[2026-05-14 21:18:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-14 21:19:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-05-14 21:19:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-05-14 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Are sexual tendencies genetic? Lmaooo
[2026-05-14 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha omg stahpppp
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I. Was. In. The. Dark.
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Dave: Oh. So you just didn’t gaf?
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Sam Willis: They are not!!
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t drop the ball!
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been keeping track!
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Sam Willis: I’ll make it up to you. Eventually. Somehow. 🤔
[2026-05-14 21:20:00] Dave: I still can’t believe you dropped the ball on TWO afterglows!!
[2026-05-14 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww you think I’m going to show myself with the flash on!!? I’d look fucking horrid!
[2026-05-14 21:21:00] Dave: You do know phone cameras have a flash right
[2026-05-14 21:21:00] Dave: Good night silly girl
[2026-05-14 21:21:00] Dave: I love you 💕❤️
[2026-05-14 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either sweet dreams baby
[2026-05-14 21:22:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-05-14 21:22:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-14 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for loving me ❤️
[2026-05-14 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Love youuuuu!!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW The conversation began with a lighthearted morning exchange, with Dave mentioning his comfort in recording audio messages and expressing happiness about the last day of work. As the day progressed, topics shifted to more reflective and emotional spaces, discussing graduations, relationships, and personal insecurities. There was a significant focus on Dave's physical discomfort from a muscle relaxer and the planning around his therapy session. The day's defining moment was the deep discussion about Dave's therapy and the struggles with his son, Christian, highlighting the emotional weight carried throughout the day.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Work and Daily Life - Dave talked about restarting voice messages and his comfort with recording them. He also mentioned not going to lunch with TRM because of a commitment to Gail. (Playful, comfortable) - Graduations - Discussed two graduations: Emerson's and another from an alternative school. Dave expressed frustration about the graduations, questioning the achievements. (Annoyed, questioning) - "Graduation he's having two as well. From like the actual high school that he went to, and he felt like it and one from Alternative school that he went to instead." — Dave - Family Dynamics - Conversation revolved around Christian's moving, his struggles, and the tensions with his brother, Quinn. There was a clear emotional disparity between the brothers. (Anxious, protective, critical) - Physical Health - Dave mentioned taking a muscle relaxer for hip pain and feeling groggy. Sam discussed her physical activity and sweating. (Discomfort, active) - "My hip was hurting yesterday evening from the running. I took a muscle relaxer last night went to bed to hopefully just like let it relax." — Dave - Therapy - Dave and Sam talked about his upcoming therapy session, focusing on the obstacles to restarting BJJ. There was a mention of discussing the FBI agent Sheron Howard. (Reflective, analytical) - "It was fine. Lots of talk about the what’s stopping me from getting back to BJJ." — Dave - Ex-Partner's Health - Sam shared the concerning news about her ex-partner being in the hospital after a colonoscopy, with potential severe health issues. (Worried, caring) - "He’s my age but had to get a colonoscopy bc he’s been having things going on. Now this sounds really bad!" — Sam
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Physical States and Sensations - Dave mentioned being groggy and yawning, with a focus on his physical state. Sam discussed sweating and tanning, which led to a playful exchange about physical appearances. (Comfortable, playful) - "Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording these messages In the morning, so I get all my yawns out first." — Dave - "I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing." — Sam
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led the conversation with updates and reflections, often setting the tone. Sam followed and added her own experiences, sometimes offering support or teasing. There was a balance in their dynamic, with moments of vulnerability and emotional intimacy. - Tension and Repair - The tension around Christian's graduation and Sam's concerns about her ex-partner's health were points of anxiety. However, the couple supported each other, providing a sense of emotional safety. - "He didn’t end up in jail! That’s something." — Sam, offering a positive spin on a challenging situation.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording these messages In the morning, so I get all my yawns out first." — Dave - "I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing." — Sam - "I’d lick your whole sweaty body." — Dave - "I’ll meet bubs gf on Saturday so I’m very curious." — Sam - "I’m not into the whole tossing the salad thing." — Sam
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The state of Christian's moving process and his behavior. - Sam's upcoming interview and the plans around her schedules. - The unresolved concern about Sam's ex-partner's health. - The playful teasing around physical appearances and sweating.
MOOD MAP Comfortable and playful → Reflective and analytical → Anxious and worried → Playful and intimate
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
417
43.3 more; previous daily average 373.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
31
3.3 more; previous daily average 27.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 173 · 41% | 244 · 59% |
| Average reply time | 1m 48s (n=92) | 2m 45s (n=93) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 48s (n=92). 7% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 41s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 627 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 45s (n=93). 8% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 32s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 626 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 20.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 80.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 26s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Messages per hour, in America/Chicago.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 417 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (57), Humor (33), Frustration (20), Affection (13), Planning (7)
- Sam Willis: Status update (72), Frustration (29), Humor (24), Vulnerability (22), Excitement (17)
Tension and positive follow-ups
28 of 48 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (58%).
20 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 54s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 48 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
He also talked Nissan down on price of the fucking sensor thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Quinn got all his Lego’s moved over. That’s it.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
The kids did fuck all to pack their rooms. Like literally nothing
- Context · · Dave
Oooh that’s nice
- Context · · Dave
Look at him adulting!
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
378 of 417 messages (90.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 158 / 173 | 91.3% |
| Sam Willis | 220 / 244 | 90.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.77 |
| Boundary setting | 0.77 |
| Checking in | 0.66 |
| Deep sharing | 0.67 |
| Disagreement | 0.61 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.69 |
| Excitement | 0.78 |
| Flirting | 0.68 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.72 |
| Request | 0.66 |
| Sexting | 0.88 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-14 10:30:16
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 26 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.68
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
score 0.88 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11020-E-Lake-Edward-Ln-Effingham-IL-62401/113788274_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 11020 E Lake Edward Ln Effingham, IL 62401
- Context · · Sam Willis
Kristina sent me this. It’s only $475k! 😳
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The dogs would love that backyard
- Context · · Sam Willis
It would need some updates for sure but only $475!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I knowwwwwww sigh This message responded to an earlier message.
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He didn’t end up in jail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s something
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
And smart!
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It’s so cute!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also I forgot to tell you that 1. I found out my 2 girlfriends have been getting Botox which is totally fine, but they were SHOCKED that I’ve never gotten any. They looked at me as if I had 2 heads
- Context · · Sam Willis
It didn’t work for one so she stopped but Tarina gets a pill like injected in her ass or something
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
Nope. Don’t even try ❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love youuuuu!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you for putting up with me!
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sometimes it’s tempting!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking hate square tile floors. Goddddd
- Detected signal · · Dave
But…. Effingham
- Context · · Sam Willis
I knowwwwwww sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dinner for sure
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I doubt that
- Context · · Dave
Let me see you!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Absolutely not
- Context · · Dave
Fine
- Context · · Sam Willis
Be grateful
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Let me see you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely not
- Detected signal · · Dave
Fine
- Context · · Sam Willis
Be grateful
- Context · · Dave
Forrrr?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s something
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll meet bubs gf on Saturday so I’m very curious
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo a muscle relaxer sounds nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
The dating pool in effingham does not exist
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
That’s… idek. Sad?
- Context · · Dave
Just, wow 🤯
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
How was therapy?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s just…. Ugh yea I don’t even know
- Context · · Dave
Right? Ive read that a couple times now and cant even figure out what to say lol.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤬
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Me to Stephen - “Did Lorelai say anything about the possibility of a relo to the Indy office?” “Oh crud. I forgot to ask about that one. Stand by.”
- Context · · Dave
He’s such a garbage person
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you take a nap?
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s so cute!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also I forgot to tell you that 1. I found out my 2 girlfriends have been getting Botox which is totally fine, but they were SHOCKED that I’ve never gotten any. They looked at me as if I had 2 heads
- Context · · Sam Willis
It didn’t work for one so she stopped but Tarina gets a pill like injected in her ass or something
- Context · · Sam Willis
But 2. They have been getting HRT!!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s so cute!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also I forgot to tell you that 1. I found out my 2 girlfriends have been getting Botox which is totally fine, but they were SHOCKED that I’ve never gotten any. They looked at me as if I had 2 heads
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It didn’t work for one so she stopped but Tarina gets a pill like injected in her ass or something
- Context · · Sam Willis
But 2. They have been getting HRT!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then takes a bunch of pills orally but she said it’s been pretty great. She does feel like something has been “off” the past couple months though, but she can’t really put her finger on what it is
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
But only if we very quickly make up
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. I only want to fight in person
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You said I was savage
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwww
- Context · · Dave
And no, I’m not into eating ass. Just for the record.
Disagreement
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, I hope it turns out to be nothing serious
- Context · · Sam Willis
I look like a homeless troll
- Detected signal · · Dave
I doubt that
- Context · · Dave
Let me see you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely not
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not seeing me look so hideous!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not having to hurt your eyes
- Detected signal · · Dave
Never
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why you looking at me like that 🤪
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. I only want to fight in person This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
But only if we very quickly make up
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. I only want to fight in person
- Context · · Sam Willis
You said I was savage
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwww
Emotional support
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He didn’t end up in jail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s something
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll meet bubs gf on Saturday so I’m very curious
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oooo a muscle relaxer sounds nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
The dating pool in effingham does not exist
- Context · · Sam Willis
I slept like so well. I was dead last night. Thank Christ
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Right? Ive read that a couple times now and cant even figure out what to say lol. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Quinn didn’t help with his sarcasm though lol “well biscuits dad” 😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Quinn is clearly so much more emotionally mature. Like, it’s actually impressive how much he gets it. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Quinn is clearly so much more emotionally mature. Like, it’s actually impressive how much he gets it.
- Context · · Dave
And then Christian basically threatens to kick his ass lol
Encouragement
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
The kids did fuck all to pack their rooms. Like literally nothing
- Context · · Dave
Oooh that’s nice
- Detected signal · · Dave
Look at him adulting!
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11020-E-Lake-Edward-Ln-Effingham-IL-62401/113788274_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 11020 E Lake Edward Ln Effingham, IL 62401
- Context · · Sam Willis
Kristina sent me this. It’s only $475k! 😳
score 0.78 · confidence 0.714
- Context · · Sam Willis
When I’m sweaty I am so anti affectionate bc I feel disgusting
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’m the same way.
- Detected signal · · Dave
But you being sweaty doesn’t turn me off at all
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well that’s good to know! Like when I was fucking pouring sweat at the spa we went to 😂
- Context · · Dave
Nope, not at all!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Pretty much
- Context · · Dave
At least long enough to master them
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You do!!
- Context · · Dave
Actually I feel like I… rotate hobbies
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea that makes sense. I can definitely see that.
Excitement
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
He didn’t end up in jail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s something
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
Quinn got all his Lego’s moved over. That’s it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
The kids did fuck all to pack their rooms. Like literally nothing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oooh that’s nice
- Context · · Dave
Look at him adulting!
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11020-E-Lake-Edward-Ln-Effingham-IL-62401/113788274_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 11020 E Lake Edward Ln Effingham, IL 62401
Flirting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing 😂
- Context · · Dave
Yum!! 🤤
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’d lick your whole sweaty body 😈
- Context · · Sam Willis
I probably wouldn’t let you lol
- Context · · Dave
I know. I’m just saying I would
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Nope, not at all!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I was actually more impressed that I could even fucking sweat that much that I wasn’t as worried about how disgusting I looked around you 😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Same with you though. I think you’re hott all the time 😈
- Context · · Dave
You looked as beautiful as always 😍
- Context · · Dave
Omg I’m so groggy
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I look like a homeless troll
- Context · · Dave
I doubt that
- Detected signal · · Dave
Let me see you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely not
- Context · · Dave
Fine
Frustration
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine you know what I just realized I think I'll probably actually know I've mentioned this before a while ago but yeah I am Maybe I need to start talking to myself before I start recording…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
He also talked Nissan down on price of the fucking sensor thing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Quinn got all his Lego’s moved over. That’s it.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The kids did fuck all to pack their rooms. Like literally nothing
- Context · · Dave
Oooh that’s nice
- Context · · Dave
Look at him adulting!
Humor
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay therapy!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Dinner
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think you say dinner
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you say dinner or supper?
- Context · · Dave
You?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
You?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing 😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yum!! 🤤
- Context · · Dave
I’d lick your whole sweaty body 😈
- Context · · Sam Willis
I probably wouldn’t let you lol
Passive aggression
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why you looking at me like that 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwwwww
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🖕🏻
- Context · · Dave
Yesssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just use #images within the text chat
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t have that one
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe you wouldn’t get ads if you weren’t using the giphy app 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Absolutely not
Planning
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
True true
- Context · · Dave
What?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m just thinking of buying a house at 6% interest rate when I’m at 3.5% now lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I can always refinance down the road
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
Pretty much
- Detected signal · · Dave
At least long enough to master them
- Context · · Sam Willis
You do!!
- Context · · Dave
Actually I feel like I… rotate hobbies
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been doing it again lately
- Context · · Dave
What are you doing tonight?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Currently I’m laying out by the pool trying to semi tan my legs while having Claude help me prepare for my interview tomorrow lol. I need to do laundry and be ready pack up bc we are staying 4 hrs away tomorrow night, at my sisters house.
- Context · · Sam Willis
The graduation is at 4. My interview gets done at 2. And the graduation is in stl which is 2 hrs away so we will be flying down the road to get there in time 😭 so I have to be packed and ready to walk out the door as soon as my interview i…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mom is at work until 630. Bubs is taking his series 7 test tomorrow morning at 645! And it’s 1.5 hrs away so he got a hotel tonight and already drove up there.
Request
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sunday at like 3
- Detected signal · · Dave
What time are you flying out?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I land at 5 Phoenix time
- Context · · Dave
Ugh. Back to your shit time zone lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well
- Detected signal · · Dave
Like what?
- Context · · Sam Willis
When I search GIFs it’s like this
- Context · · Sam Willis
What app are you using
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Like what?
- Context · · Sam Willis
When I search GIFs it’s like this
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What app are you using
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why do your GIFS look like that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Sexting
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sweating from walking outside, but the nips are still showing 😂
- Context · · Dave
Yum!! 🤤
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’d lick your whole sweaty body 😈
- Context · · Sam Willis
I probably wouldn’t let you lol
- Context · · Dave
I know. I’m just saying I would
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Nope, not at all!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I was actually more impressed that I could even fucking sweat that much that I wasn’t as worried about how disgusting I looked around you 😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Same with you though. I think you’re hott all the time 😈
- Context · · Dave
You looked as beautiful as always 😍
- Context · · Dave
Omg I’m so groggy
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
It stresses me out that you don’t know when your kids graduation is
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or addicted to drugs
- Detected signal · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He didn’t end up in jail!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oof that’s true about giving him something to celebrate that he got through…. But I mean…he did it! It’s done lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He didn’t end up in jail!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s something
- Context · · Dave
Not for lack of trying lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll meet bubs gf on Saturday so I’m very curious
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
When we gonna have time for all that!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Or like…do anything with one 😂😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh I really need to figure out how to shoot a gun
- Context · · Dave
I’ll teach you!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’d do that with me??? 😍😍
Vulnerability
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
The dogs would love that backyard
- Context · · Sam Willis
It would need some updates for sure but only $475!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I knowwwwwww sigh This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sometimes it’s tempting!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking hate square tile floors. Goddddd
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I fucking hate square tile floors. Goddddd
- Context · · Dave
But…. Effingham
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I knowwwwwww sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dinner for sure
- Context · · Dave
Dinner
score 0.76 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
I probably wouldn’t let you lol
- Context · · Dave
I know. I’m just saying I would
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
When I’m sweaty I am so anti affectionate bc I feel disgusting
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’m the same way.
- Context · · Dave
But you being sweaty doesn’t turn me off at all