2026-07-30
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[2026-07-30 07:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe yeah was that I don't know. Maybe I missed the first rush. Yeah, it wasn't too bad at all so that was nice But now I'm here so that fucking sucks but I guess it is what it is good to have a job Not gonna complain too much I'm so pictures day tonight I can't remember Carpets are cleaned yesterday that's good that you're all staged up So that's fun Hopefully the rest of your evening went well and you got some good sleep I slept freaking great I crashed out right after I said good night to you and I don't know if I woke up at all Until my alarm went off Hopefully, hopefully you got some sleep We need to figure out what the fuck your problem is. You just need to start taking puppies like every night. Just take a little nibble of one before you know like 9 o'clock or so. Eventually, you'll sleep great On the headaches yeah you definitely sounds like you're drinking enough water Yeah, just could just be stressed but like shouldn't have headaches like 100% of the time seems like you do And not like pounding headaches So that's worrisome Printed out some of my new rocker docs that I designed over the last couple days and they look real nice tweaked a few things A few things and Cleaned up like the writing fonts on them they look much better And the printing a little bit better it looks like they're not warping so that was the main thing I was trying to go for So hopefully that keeps working out for me Yeah So Oh, I did print out a Hindu Last night or yesterday or sometime again because I gave one on my desk to one of these kids that As an intern here because she was like it commented on it it was it's been on my desk forever the elephant guy I gave it to her and like like they always do they being any Indian I get one of those like almost fucking cried and her parents apparently like she told me that the following day, which I guess was yesterday Her parents were like all over themselves Like it was, I got some kind of sign from the gods that she got it in Indian Idol from some fucking atheist white guy They didn't say that part that's though it's funny right Anyway, so I've printed out a Hyman statue. I haven't fucked with those things in a while. I might I don't know if you remember this or not or if I've ever even gotten around to telling you but back when I started getting into printing after I was into printing and looking for things to sell it was Those Hindu statues of several gods I never really went through with it. I printed a bunch out and fuck with it for a while. I was really into it. Paint them, and did all kinds of cool design things with them. I never really tried selling them. Everybody I gave one to. They were like fucking love them. I gave one to Raka and rock and couple other people, and they were over the moon with them So printing, this one out the Heineman to replace the Ganesh I'm thinking about maybe throwing a couple of those up on Etsy and seeing what they do cause they're pretty easy to print and And decorate or post process rather Rub buff To give them like a antique kind of Distressed or something that you've seen them So yeah All right About to give you 7 inches I hope you can work with that All right baby I miss you and I love you and I will talk to you soon. I can't wait to hear your voice OK bye
[2026-07-30 08:20:00] Dave: Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
[2026-07-30 08:36:00] Sam Willis: ATF is gay lol
[2026-07-30 08:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 08:37:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-30 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is in a right pull up there. I probably should've just come to her home. She just gets so so sore after daycare and so going two days in a row is all fucked. He probably panting. On my way List of shit to do I literally made a list on my phone goddamnit got into this lane. I realtor will probably be here in an hour. The biggest thing I need to do is there's just a whole bunch of stuff in the yard that I have piled gate that I need to put into the garage It's just so hot and I'm just tripping sweat So anyway, I just need to get that done as soon as I get home and quit putting it off But I was doing some of that last night and I just got like I was moving some Crate panels that I got from the rescue whenever I was doing rescue work Loki OK Jesus Christ she's licking shit anyway I got I don't know if it was oil or just black shit all over me last night I was like oh my God fuck this I am disgusting. I need to take a shower. But also, I got into the pool the fish out I had to fish out five balls, of course in the deepest part of the pool cause even my little pole with the little net is not enough anyway, and the pool felt amazing. I'm like why am I not night swimming more often? It's just so peaceful. I didn't let the dogs in. It was great. Yeah, but I'm rambling I do remember whenever you were taking those little Things What are they Hindu things for gods? I do remember that I also remember the thing that you did for mine and her husband with the shoes that was bad ass, but I mean, I don't get why with all of your inventory that you have laying around the house why don't why don't you just put shit up on it just to sell it off Even the stuff you've already made you know so it's not like you don't have 50 things laying around, also quit flirting with the intern I'm kind of I also think it's funny that kids only because it makes you sound like a boomer I told her they do look so their babies look so fat Also, I think it's quite adorable that you really try so hard to remember like my schedule even though your short-term memory is so terrible but I think it's just really sweet that you even try So yeah, pictures are in two hours. Also, I think that I'm going to just work from home the rest of the day cause I just can't I just I can. I'm not gonna leave my house at 11 and drive in. Also, I had to find a house key to put in the lockbox no idea where my house key is if I have one if I have a spare so I gotta figure that out this morning I mean, I haven't used the house key The entire time I've lived there so Yeah Yeah, she was texting me at 9 o'clock last night. She was way did you find a spare house key and I was like fuck I don't even know where to fucking begin to look the other thing about having all my shit put away like nothing. I don't know where I'm putting everything so even finding fucking Kleenex I'm like where is the Kleenex? Anyway All right, well I am almost to daycare so I will message you when I'm sure
[2026-07-30 09:07:00] Dave: Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
[2026-07-30 09:10:00] Dave: Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
[2026-07-30 09:10:00] Dave: It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
[2026-07-30 09:10:00] Dave: lol… my short term memory is ass
[2026-07-30 09:11:00] Dave: Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
[2026-07-30 09:11:00] Dave: Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
[2026-07-30 10:23:00] Sam Willis: My realtor is driving me insane
[2026-07-30 10:23:00] Sam Willis: In. Sane.
[2026-07-30 10:23:00] Dave: lol what is it now??
[2026-07-30 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Well there’s a truck parked out front that’s been there for 2 days. I’ve texted the entire culdesac to move it. No one has responded yet. It’s been 15 min and she’s freaking out.
[2026-07-30 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Like have the guy edit it out. I’m sorry. No idea whose it is. FFS
[2026-07-30 10:28:00] Dave: Oof that’s pretty gay
[2026-07-30 10:28:00] Dave: Maybe it’s an ATF vehicle
[2026-07-30 10:28:00] Sam Willis: She’s moving my shit around EVERYWHERE
[2026-07-30 10:30:00] Dave: Just try to persevere 😅
[2026-07-30 10:30:00] Dave: For photos?
[2026-07-30 10:30:00] Dave: It’ll all be worth it in the end baby
[2026-07-30 10:31:00] Sam Willis: I might not even be able to work after this. I’m so fucking riled up
[2026-07-30 10:32:00] Dave: That’s fine. Just log in every now and then to make sure Samir isn’t messaging you, and then cruise the rest of the day
[2026-07-30 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Barking her head off at the ppl
[2026-07-30 10:47:00] Sam Willis: I kept Layla home too and she is not behaving.
[2026-07-30 10:48:00] Dave: And why are you just letting them in our house?!?
[2026-07-30 10:48:00] Dave: She’s like wtf are these intruders doing?!?!
[2026-07-30 10:48:00] Sam Willis: She’s supposed to be the good one
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Sam Willis: I also think my realtor might be annoyed with me bc everything’s not PERFECT
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Dave: That’s dumb
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Sam Willis: Which is really fucking with my people pleaser mentality lol
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Sam Willis: Oh. And all that bullshit about moving the truck for nothing. We can’t even do the aerial shots bc you have to have 90 day approval from the Air Force base
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Sam Willis: to fly a tiny fucking drone
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Sam Willis: NINETY DAYS
[2026-07-30 10:49:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Oooh, I bet
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Don’t feel bad
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Didn’t even think about that
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Whatever.. you’re paying her to do this shit
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Didn’t even think about that
[2026-07-30 10:50:00] Dave: Oooh, I bet
[2026-07-30 11:12:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-07-30 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh and I’m pretty sure Nala is going to be in the 360 tour of the house 🤣🤣
[2026-07-30 11:13:00] Sam Willis: She keeps talking about what SHE paid for. Bc she pays for the pictures. “Pays” which is part of her fees. I’m still like, at the end of the day…I’M paying.
[2026-07-30 11:13:00] Sam Willis: She keeps talking about what SHE paid for. Bc she pays for the pictures. “Pays” which is part of her fees. I’m still like, at the end of the day…I’M paying.
[2026-07-30 11:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. My realtor is going to lose her shit
[2026-07-30 12:04:00] Dave: That’s amazing!
[2026-07-30 12:07:00] Dave: Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position
[2026-07-30 12:07:00] Dave: Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position
[2026-07-30 12:08:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-07-30 12:24:00] Sam Willis: What dude!!!
[2026-07-30 12:24:00] Sam Willis: What dude!!!
[2026-07-30 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Still with the realtor.
[2026-07-30 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Still with the realtor.
[2026-07-30 12:29:00] Dave: The other dude. The one that isn’t Justin
[2026-07-30 12:37:00] Sam Willis: I can’t find any keys to this house.
[2026-07-30 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Who else applied! I need a name
[2026-07-30 12:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to have to call a fucking locksmith 😭
[2026-07-30 13:10:00] Dave: Why don’t you just leave a code or whatever?
[2026-07-30 13:10:00] Dave: Why don’t you just leave a code or whatever?
[2026-07-30 13:11:00] Dave: Vikram Singh I think is his name
[2026-07-30 13:11:00] Dave: Vikram Singh I think is his name
[2026-07-30 13:15:00] Sam Willis: Is he internal?
[2026-07-30 13:16:00] Dave: No, external
[2026-07-30 13:16:00] Dave: He’s really good actually 😅
[2026-07-30 13:16:00] Sam Willis: What did you think of him
[2026-07-30 14:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 14:35:00] Sam Willis: Lexi’s sister, and my former foster 😍😍😍😍
[2026-07-30 14:45:00] Dave: So is the realtor gone? Photos done??
[2026-07-30 15:02:00] Sam Willis: All I want to do is sleep
[2026-07-30 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Yes. 3 more meetings. I can get through this. Then I have to call a locksmith or find all my keys
[2026-07-30 15:03:00] Sam Willis: So far today, I’ve eaten cereal, Kit Kat bar, and icecream. So that’s lovely
[2026-07-30 15:03:00] Dave: So sugar, sugar, and sugar. Perfect
[2026-07-30 15:03:00] Dave: You can do it baby 💪
[2026-07-30 15:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m so fat 😭
[2026-07-30 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Why can’t I be one of those ppl that loses weight when stressed?! 😭
[2026-07-30 15:45:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-30 15:45:00] Dave: That’s such bullshit
[2026-07-30 15:45:00] Dave: And why can’t I be one of those alcoholics that loses weight?!
[2026-07-30 15:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have you ever seen holy shit? Have you ever seen the movie leaving Las Vegas probably not it's an older movie from probably like the late 90s or early 2000s with Nicolas Cage and I forget who the costar is but she's famous Anyway It's a drama you probably like it, but it's about Nicolas Cage is an alcoholic and the hooker of the woman is a hooker and she either both so they both the whole purpose of the movie is that he basically goes to drink himself to death and she goes to like prostitute herself to death or something. I don't remember exactly but I guess maybe she's got AIDS or some shit. I don't know, but they both like. With or away and die to their devices together all in Las Vegas or something like that, it's the movies about anyway Maybe that's what we could do. We could just I'll be the alcoholic and I'll drink myself to death and you can just eat yourself to death. And we can die in Las Vegas together we love eating
[2026-07-30 15:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, and I just realized we can both do both because we both love eating and we both love drinking so we can just eat and drink ourselves to death in Vegas
[2026-07-30 16:28:00] Sam Willis: OK work done. Now time to find these fucking keys!
[2026-07-30 16:29:00] Dave: Good luck!
[2026-07-30 16:31:00] Sam Willis: I texted Joe and asked if he knew where any keys would be. From 7 years ago 😅 and he said check the lockbox. I said what lockbox? He said that thing that’s on the garage. And I said oh I always wondered what that was….
[2026-07-30 16:31:00] Sam Willis: FAIL 😭
[2026-07-30 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Needless to say….
[2026-07-30 16:32:00] Dave: I always wondered what that was 🤦♂️
[2026-07-30 16:32:00] Dave: Wasn’t he supposed to find something out this week?
[2026-07-30 16:32:00] Dave: What’s up with his cancer btw?
[2026-07-30 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Results aren’t in yet. Could take 7 days
[2026-07-30 16:35:00] Sam Willis: What would 2018 Sam do with her house keys?
[2026-07-30 16:36:00] Dave: I mean, you’ve been packing and stuff. You haven’t seen anywhere it might be? Love a junk drawer or something?
[2026-07-30 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Negative
[2026-07-30 16:38:00] Dave: You could always just go buy a new front door lock and put it in. They come with a key
[2026-07-30 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Problem is it's not just that key. She said I have to have a key not for the showings but when I sell, I have to have the key to my garage door and I have to have the key to my gate and the front door which there's two front doors, the big one and then a little screen door. So Joe just texted and said well the good thing is is that they're quick set and they're reliable and so you just get it re-keyed and I'm like I don't know the words that are coming out of your mouth right now. What does that mean so I'm waiting to hear back.
[2026-07-30 16:41:00] Dave: A locksmith can make new keys for them
[2026-07-30 16:42:00] Dave: There is probably a serial number or something on them that they can look up and then configure their machine to make a key
[2026-07-30 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude So I have two safes in my closet, and one of them is Chaz's that I never really went through I just opened it up and there's a fucking digital camera in here and a whole bunch of keys But anyway, needless to say I'm like oh my God what the fuck is that digital camera gonna have it cause I didn't have it whenever he was with me, but it won't turn on thank Christ cause it's not like I really wanna see naked pictures which is probably what it is, but my heart is like fucking went up in my throat. OK that's all there's a hitter in here. I think that's what it's called. Oh my God. A lot of Maybe I do remember when we first started dating because he was not a good boyfriend and extremely controlling. He asked me for keys to the house. I do remember that so anyway OK
[2026-07-30 16:47:00] Dave: I wanna know what’s on it!!
[2026-07-30 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: That motherfucker did have one of my keys cause this is the first key I've come across this fucking worked Controlling I don't know where his charger is for the damn camera and I'm way too afraid to look at it. The shit I saw when I was going through his stuff after he died was enough to last me a fucking lifetime OK
[2026-07-30 16:49:00] Dave: Send it to me and I’ll perform a forensic investigation 🤪
[2026-07-30 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, found all the keys, except for the gate outside all of them were in Chaz's safe Safe It's just a reminder of how freaking controlling he was OK, that's all bye
[2026-07-30 17:07:00] Dave: Sucks he was controlling buuuuut also…. Thanks Chaz!!
[2026-07-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-30 17:20:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-07-30 17:35:00] Sam Willis: 25 minutes…still going….
[2026-07-30 17:37:00] Dave: I’m so sorry babydoll
[2026-07-30 17:46:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-07-30 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Today’s MW Safety 🙄🙄
[2026-07-30 17:49:00] Dave: Pretty good.
[2026-07-30 17:50:00] Dave: Just working on rocker dock lol
[2026-07-30 17:50:00] Dave: How are YOU doing? It’s been a busy ass day huh??
[2026-07-30 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Any more orders come in?
[2026-07-30 17:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m toast to be honest. After I get the dogs from daycare, I’m coming home and taking a gummy
[2026-07-30 17:52:00] Dave: No 😒
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Bitch is CRAZY
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Omg today’s mw safety is insane
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Have you watched
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Dave: So does the house go on the market tomorrow?
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Dave: Lol nice
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-07-30 17:53:00] Dave: You deserve one!
[2026-07-30 17:54:00] Sam Willis: Please do.
[2026-07-30 17:54:00] Sam Willis: This is like…. Female insanity 😅😅
[2026-07-30 17:54:00] Dave: I have to take Greyson to football practice so I’ll watch it when I get back
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Sam Willis: Normal female driving 🤣🤣
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: I’m surprised sometimes 😛
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: 😝
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: Soooo… just normal behavior?
[2026-07-30 17:55:00] Dave: 🤣
[2026-07-30 17:56:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-07-30 19:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-30 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. She does not know what to make of this thing. I’ve always had it covered bc puppies chewed it!
[2026-07-30 19:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Damnit. Should I still take one? I don’t want to be uplifted 🤣
[2026-07-30 20:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 20:33:00] Dave: Fucking wild bro
[2026-07-30 20:33:00] Dave: Hahaha omg
[2026-07-30 20:33:00] Dave: Fucking wild bro
[2026-07-30 20:33:00] Dave: Hahaha omg
[2026-07-30 20:33:00] Sam Willis: She made it soooooo much worse for herself!! Absolute idiot
[2026-07-30 20:36:00] Dave: But it doesn’t knock you out like Indica does
[2026-07-30 20:36:00] Dave: Yeah, you’ll be fine. It doesnt like actually give you energy or anything.
[2026-07-30 20:36:00] Dave: But it’ll still help you relax
[2026-07-30 20:38:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-07-30 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Okkk. Took a half one. LOOK OUT WORLD
[2026-07-30 20:38:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic-fbUoWgwY Tourist Commits Multiple Felonies After DUI This video is.org which uses a network of 10...
[2026-07-30 20:38:00] Dave: Have you seen this one
[2026-07-30 20:38:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-07-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo not yet!! But I’m watching this code blue cam video that’s really good. Then I’ll watch
[2026-07-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo not yet!! But I’m watching this code blue cam video that’s really good. Then I’ll watch
[2026-07-30 21:19:00] Sam Willis: The gummy is hitting. Fast. And I’m trying to call the insurance company for something.
[2026-07-30 21:21:00] Sam Willis: OK they say their operating hours are until 10pm but I can’t get ahold of anyone. Thank Christ TBH bc the loopiness is here.
[2026-07-30 21:27:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-30 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Time to pour a drinkkkkk
[2026-07-30 21:27:00] Dave: I’m glad you’re feeding good
[2026-07-30 21:28:00] Sam Willis: But I miss you 😭
[2026-07-30 21:28:00] Sam Willis: You’re my gummy buddy!!
[2026-07-30 21:28:00] Sam Willis: That kind of rhymes…
[2026-07-30 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Wait. Does it? Hehe Omg 😳
[2026-07-30 21:29:00] Dave: I know! And I love when you’re blasted
[2026-07-30 21:30:00] Sam Willis: You haven’t seen me blasted!! Also, when I am, you’re the same or more!
[2026-07-30 21:32:00] Dave: That first night at naked rendezvous 🤭
[2026-07-30 21:34:00] Sam Willis: I thought we went to bed pretty early that night
[2026-07-30 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Naked rendezvous…that first night was the Super Bowl. Did we get high?
[2026-07-30 21:39:00] Sam Willis: “Just take me home. I want to relax.”
[2026-07-30 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. This is great. “I don’t want to deal with this. Can someone just take me home?” 🤣
[2026-07-30 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. This is great. “I don’t want to deal with this. Can someone just take me home?” 🤣
[2026-07-30 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Omg she’s schwasted
[2026-07-30 21:40:00] Sam Willis: If this cop says the word “honey” one more time, I will punch my TV
[2026-07-30 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Omg this lady keeps getting funnier and funnier
[2026-07-30 21:51:00] Sam Willis: You are a LESBIAN
[2026-07-30 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Why are you awake still?
[2026-07-30 21:56:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBMcO73XDUU Triple Murder Suspect vs. New Mexico State Police This video is.org. Download your crash video...
[2026-07-30 21:56:00] Dave: Was just watching this
[2026-07-30 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I saw that one already. It was dece
[2026-07-30 21:58:00] Dave: I’m getting ready for bed now though
[2026-07-30 21:59:00] Dave: I love you too baby
[2026-07-30 21:59:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-30 21:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-30 21:59:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby
[2026-07-30 21:59:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-07-30 22:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
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DAY OVERVIEW The day began with Dave's morning commute and a focus on work, while Sam Willis struggled with stress and headaches. A playful and flirtatious tone reignited over the course of the day as they discussed Dave's 3D printing projects, Sam's real estate photography, and shared jokes. The emotional arc ended with a tender and affectionate exchange, with both expressing their love and longing for each other.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Dave's Commute & Workday
- Dave discussed his smooth commute and the monotony of his workday. He mentioned that the office is draining and that he is working on new rocker docs.
- Emotional register: Frustrated but resigned.
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Notable quote: "This place sucks the life out of me."
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Sleep & Health
- Sam expressed frustration over her constant headaches and Dave suggested changes to her routine like taking a puppy to sleep better.
- Emotional register: Annoyed, concerned.
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Notable quote: "We need to figure out what the fuck your problem is."
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3D Printing & Art
- Dave talked about his 3D printing projects, mentioning improvements in printing quality and his past interest in Hindu statues.
- Emotional register: Proud, nostalgic.
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Notable quote: "I printed out a Hindu statue. I haven't fucked with those things in a while."
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Real Estate Photography & Realtor Struggles
- Sam described her struggles with her realtor during the house photography session, including issues with a parked truck and the dog's behavior.
- Emotional register: Stressed, annoyed.
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Notable quote: "My realtor is driving me insane."
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Job Interview & Work
- Dave mentioned interviewing a candidate for a job position and Sam inquired about the candidate's name and qualifications.
- Emotional register: Neutral, interested.
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Notable quote: "Vikram Singh I think is his name."
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House Keys & Safe Discovery
- Sam discussed the search for her missing house keys and the discovery of an old digital camera in a safe, which caused some anxiety.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, anxious.
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Notable quote: "Found all the keys, except for the gate outside."
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Marijuana & Relaxation
- They discussed the effects of marijuana gummies and how they help Sam relax after a stressful day.
- Emotional register: Relaxed, amused.
-
Notable quote: "Time to pour a drinkkkkk."
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Nostalgia & Relationship Memories
- They reflected on a past event called "Naked Rendezvous" and shared humorous memories.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, affectionate.
- Notable quote: "That first night at naked rendezvous."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expressed a desire to engage physically with Sam, saying, "About to give you 7 inches." - They discussed the effects of marijuana gummies, which can influence physical relaxation and pleasure.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave assumed a playful and teasing role, while Sam was more vulnerable and stressed, seeking comfort and relaxation. They both showed concern and understanding towards each other, highlighting their supportive relationship dynamic.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, affectionate greeting. - "This place sucks the life out of me." — Dave, frustrated at work. - "We need to figure out what the fuck your problem is." — Dave, concerned about Sam's health. - "I printed out a Hindu statue." — Dave, discussing his 3D printing projects. - "My realtor is driving me insane." — Sam, frustrated with her realtor. - "Time to pour a drinkkkkk." — Sam, excited about relaxing. - "That first night at naked rendezvous." — Dave, reminiscing.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The search for house keys and the mystery of the digital camera's contents are unresolved. - The plans to put items on Etsy and the discussion of sleep aids might carry into future conversations. - The affectionate and playful tone at the end of the day sets a positive mood for the next interaction.
MOOD MAP Frustration → Playful → Stressed → Relaxed → Reflective
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
189
2.7 fewer; previous daily average 191.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
29
1.3 more; previous daily average 27.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 95 · 50% | 94 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 4m 13s (n=41) | 5m 50s (n=41) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 13s (n=41). 66% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 33s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 321 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 5m 50s (n=41). 29% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 31s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 321 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 28.6 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 71.4% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 14 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 4m 50s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 66% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 33s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 321 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 189 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (23), Status update (21), Encouragement (9), Request (8), Affection (7)
- Sam Willis: Frustration (21), Status update (21), Humor (13), Vulnerability (12), Affection (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
13 of 22 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (59%).
9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 46s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 22 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
- Context · · Sam Willis
My realtor is driving me insane
- Context · · Sam Willis
In. Sane.
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Context · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
My realtor is driving me insane
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
In. Sane.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
lol what is it now??
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
176 of 189 messages (93.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 90 / 95 | 94.7% |
| Sam Willis | 86 / 94 | 91.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.77 |
| Checking in | 0.78 |
| Deep sharing | 0.73 |
| Disagreement | 0.67 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.76 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.68 |
| Frustration | 0.77 |
| Humor | 0.77 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.65 |
| Sexting | 0.80 |
| Status update | 0.67 |
| Vulnerability | 0.72 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:48:02
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
score 0.74 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
- Context · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
What did you think of him
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lexi’s sister, and my former foster 😍😍😍😍
- Context · · Dave
So is the realtor gone? Photos done??
- Context · · Sam Willis
All I want to do is sleep
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Send it to me and I’ll perform a forensic investigation 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Well, found all the keys, except for the gate outside all of them were in Chaz's safe Safe It's just a reminder of how freaking controlling he was OK, that's all bye
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sucks he was controlling buuuuut also…. Thanks Chaz!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Hahahaha
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Lol nice
- Context · · Dave
Yesssss
- Detected signal · · Dave
You deserve one!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Please do.
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is like…. Female insanity 😅😅
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Time to pour a drinkkkkk
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeding good
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I miss you 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re my gummy buddy!!
Checking in
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Didn’t even think about that
- Context · · Dave
Oooh, I bet
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
How are you doing?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh and I’m pretty sure Nala is going to be in the 360 tour of the house 🤣🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
She keeps talking about what SHE paid for. Bc she pays for the pictures. “Pays” which is part of her fees. I’m still like, at the end of the day…I’M paying.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position
- Detected signal · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Context · · Sam Willis
What dude!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
What dude!!!
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
That’s such bullshit
- Context · · Dave
And why can’t I be one of those alcoholics that loses weight?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have you ever seen holy shit? Have you ever seen the movie leaving Las Vegas probably not it's an older movie from probably like the late 90s or early 2000s with Nicolas Cage and I forget who the costar is…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, and I just realized we can both do both because we both love eating and we both love drinking so we can just eat and drink ourselves to death in Vegas
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK work done. Now time to find these fucking keys!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: That motherfucker did have one of my keys cause this is the first key I've come across this fucking worked Controlling I don't know where his charger is for the damn camera and I'm way too afraid to look at it. The shit I sa…
- Context · · Dave
Send it to me and I’ll perform a forensic investigation 🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Well, found all the keys, except for the gate outside all of them were in Chaz's safe Safe It's just a reminder of how freaking controlling he was OK, that's all bye
- Context · · Dave
Sucks he was controlling buuuuut also…. Thanks Chaz!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s supposed to be the good one
- Context · · Sam Willis
I also think my realtor might be annoyed with me bc everything’s not PERFECT
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s dumb
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is really fucking with my people pleaser mentality lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. And all that bullshit about moving the truck for nothing. We can’t even do the aerial shots bc you have to have 90 day approval from the Air Force base
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
What would 2018 Sam do with her house keys?
- Context · · Dave
I mean, you’ve been packing and stuff. You haven’t seen anywhere it might be? Love a junk drawer or something?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Negative
- Context · · Dave
You could always just go buy a new front door lock and put it in. They come with a key
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Problem is it's not just that key. She said I have to have a key not for the showings but when I sell, I have to have the key to my garage door and I have to have the key to my gate and the front door which there's two front…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Any more orders come in?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m toast to be honest. After I get the dogs from daycare, I’m coming home and taking a gummy
- Detected signal · · Dave
No 😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bitch is CRAZY
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg today’s mw safety is insane
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Maybe it’s an ATF vehicle
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s moving my shit around EVERYWHERE
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just try to persevere 😅
- Context · · Dave
For photos?
- Context · · Dave
It’ll all be worth it in the end baby
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.79 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
- Context · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Context · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
- Context · · Sam Willis
My realtor is driving me insane
score 0.60 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
Maybe it’s an ATF vehicle
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s moving my shit around EVERYWHERE
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just try to persevere 😅
- Context · · Dave
For photos?
- Context · · Dave
It’ll all be worth it in the end baby
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Just try to persevere 😅
- Context · · Dave
For photos?
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’ll all be worth it in the end baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I might not even be able to work after this. I’m so fucking riled up
- Context · · Dave
That’s fine. Just log in every now and then to make sure Samir isn’t messaging you, and then cruise the rest of the day
Excitement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao. My realtor is going to lose her shit
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s amazing!
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
So does the house go on the market tomorrow?
- Context · · Dave
Lol nice
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yesssss
- Context · · Dave
You deserve one!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Please do.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.731
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, you’ll be fine. It doesnt like actually give you energy or anything.
- Context · · Dave
But it’ll still help you relax
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yesssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
Okkk. Took a half one. LOOK OUT WORLD
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic-fbUoWgwY Tourist Commits Multiple Felonies After DUI This video is sponsored by SafetyVid.org which uses a network of 10...
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’m glad you’re feeding good
- Context · · Sam Willis
But I miss you 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re my gummy buddy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That kind of rhymes…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait. Does it? Hehe Omg 😳
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I know! And I love when you’re blasted
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t seen me blasted!! Also, when I am, you’re the same or more!
- Detected signal · · Dave
That first night at naked rendezvous 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought we went to bed pretty early that night
- Context · · Sam Willis
Naked rendezvous…that first night was the Super Bowl. Did we get high?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
That first night at naked rendezvous 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought we went to bed pretty early that night
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Naked rendezvous…that first night was the Super Bowl. Did we get high?
- Context · · Sam Willis
“Just take me home. I want to relax.”
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao. This is great. “I don’t want to deal with this. Can someone just take me home?” 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.
Frustration
Showing 3 of 26 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.74 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
- Context · · Sam Willis
My realtor is driving me insane
- Context · · Sam Willis
In. Sane.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Context · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My realtor is driving me insane
- Context · · Sam Willis
In. Sane.
- Context · · Dave
lol what is it now??
Humor
Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
- Context · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
score 0.81 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
- Context · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
- Context · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
Planning
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s moving my shit around EVERYWHERE
- Context · · Dave
Just try to persevere 😅
- Detected signal · · Dave
For photos?
- Context · · Dave
It’ll all be worth it in the end baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I might not even be able to work after this. I’m so fucking riled up
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg today’s mw safety is insane
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have you watched
- Detected signal · · Dave
So does the house go on the market tomorrow?
- Context · · Dave
Lol nice
- Context · · Dave
Yesssss
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Yesssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
Okkk. Took a half one. LOOK OUT WORLD
- Detected signal · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic-fbUoWgwY Tourist Commits Multiple Felonies After DUI This video is sponsored by SafetyVid.org which uses a network of 10...
- Context · · Dave
Have you seen this one
- Context · · Dave
Yesssss This message responded to an earlier message.
Request
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just interviewed the dude for our position
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What dude!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
What dude!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still with the realtor. This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still with the realtor. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still with the realtor.
- Detected signal · · Dave
The other dude. The one that isn’t Justin
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t find any keys to this house.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Who else applied! I need a name
score 0.68 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
The other dude. The one that isn’t Justin
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t find any keys to this house.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Who else applied! I need a name
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to have to call a fucking locksmith 😭
- Context · · Dave
Why don’t you just leave a code or whatever?
Sexting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
A locksmith can make new keys for them
- Context · · Dave
There is probably a serial number or something on them that they can look up and then configure their machine to make a key
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude So I have two safes in my closet, and one of them is Chaz's that I never really went through I just opened it up and there's a fucking digital camera in here and a whole bunch of keys But anyway, needless to say I'm lik…
- Context · · Dave
I wanna know what’s on it!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: That motherfucker did have one of my keys cause this is the first key I've come across this fucking worked Controlling I don't know where his charger is for the damn camera and I'm way too afraid to look at it. The shit I sa…
Status update
Showing 3 of 42 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm At the office I just got here. Traffic was actually really good. I don't know what that's about but it would really like about. About 15 minutes later than usual I think so maybe y…
- Context · · Dave
Ugh this place sucks the life out of me. I haven’t been here 45 mins and I can barely keep my eyes open 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
ATF is gay lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
- Context · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am taking the dogs to daycare daycare Poor Layla, she barely walked though that she still wanted to get in the car and I'm just like maybe you should stay home but she's here. I don't know. I'll see how she is…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea I hear her panting 😋
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
score 0.68 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I’m not flirting!
- Context · · Dave
It’s not worth the trouble to put all that shit on Etsy
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… my short term memory is ass
- Context · · Dave
Oh good! You should definitely wfh!
- Context · · Dave
Lmao, I have no idea where I’d find a house key
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
She’s like wtf are these intruders doing?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s supposed to be the good one
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I also think my realtor might be annoyed with me bc everything’s not PERFECT
- Context · · Dave
That’s dumb
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is really fucking with my people pleaser mentality lol