2026-06-07

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[2026-06-07 06:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt like I forgotten. So going to the dump gym That love that Probably go to the grocery store afterwards feel a little more energetic today already that I have been that's nice I didn't drink last night though that's probably why It's just so excited to see you Can't wait to touch skin Skin soft skin Go to the gym Also love life see you soon so weird Got much going on today it's all wet and rainy here So probably not gonna do any yardwork today It's gonna be getting ready to come see that ass So I've done not Hopefully, hopefully you are getting good. I know you're not but a good 15 pounds nice Probably only like one or two enough to make you want to get different More super sexy and hot than ever while I'm over here like a big old fat guy I've been Shit stuff to 205 pound bag That would be great for you To the gym Get that shit over with Try to get to soon as possible And then just do more sleep tonight tomorrow night and then we will be I cannot wait to get a hold of your pussy Gonna be such a great time OK, I love you so much and we'll talk to you soon. I can't wait to hear your voice bye.
[2026-06-07 10:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-07 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Good morning
[2026-06-07 10:03:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been up literally every hour with this monster. She just won’t settle. Wants to play play play play. She’s lucky she’s basically my favorite dog, aside from my own.
[2026-06-07 10:04:00] Sam Willis: How was the gym?
[2026-06-07 10:09:00] Sam Willis: 2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
[2026-06-07 10:34:00] Dave: I can’t wait to nap with you
[2026-06-07 11:51:00] Dave: But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭
[2026-06-07 11:51:00] Dave: ❤️
[2026-06-07 11:53:00] Sam Willis: Did you just get up or are you just taking it?
[2026-06-07 12:44:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-07 12:44:00] Dave: I was just taking it.. now I’m just getting up 🤭
[2026-06-07 12:45:00] Sam Willis: I just got out of the shower. I’ve been cleaning. The house is a disaster. Waiting for Kami to leave though bc she makes such a damn mess with her slobber! lol
[2026-06-07 12:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-07 12:46:00] Dave: ?
[2026-06-07 12:46:00] Sam Willis: Just noticed this bruise on the outside of my toe. Like how tf does that happen
[2026-06-07 12:46:00] Dave: That looks terrible!! You don’t know you did it
[2026-06-07 12:47:00] Dave: And is that scraped skin on your foot ?
[2026-06-07 12:47:00] Sam Willis: No idea
[2026-06-07 12:48:00] Sam Willis: No that’s surgery scars
[2026-06-07 12:49:00] Dave: Jesus… how can you not know what happened lol
[2026-06-07 12:50:00] Dave: Does it hurt?
[2026-06-07 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Well i don’t have full feeling on the big toes/sides anyway from the surgery
[2026-06-07 12:50:00] Dave: Ahhh ok
[2026-06-07 12:50:00] Sam Willis: What if the whole toe just….dies. lol
[2026-06-07 12:50:00] Sam Willis: So it’s basically numb
[2026-06-07 12:51:00] Dave: I was about to make a diabetic joke 😅
[2026-06-07 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Is this a sign of diabetes?!?!
[2026-06-07 12:51:00] Dave: Diabetics often have issues with feeling in their feet
[2026-06-07 12:52:00] Dave: Usually not till they’re old
[2026-06-07 12:53:00] Dave: Chronic high blood sugar causes damage to the nerves
[2026-06-07 12:54:00] Sam Willis: My mom is so rude! Not to be rude, but your whole foot looks pretty rough. Lol.
[2026-06-07 12:54:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-07 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Yea I think mine is the surgery
[2026-06-07 12:54:00] Dave: That sounds like mama Jo
[2026-06-07 12:55:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-07 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Mom had barely any bunions. It’s not even comparable
[2026-06-07 12:55:00] Sam Willis: She gets even more mean lol
[2026-06-07 12:55:00] Dave: …and the gif 🤣
[2026-06-07 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Yea bubs is the family asshole for sure lol
[2026-06-07 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Yea bubs is the family asshole for sure lol
[2026-06-07 12:57:00] Dave: Great 😊
[2026-06-07 12:57:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap though?
[2026-06-07 12:58:00] Sam Willis: What am I gonna say if he asks to randomly say hi while you’re in town 😬
[2026-06-07 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Christian’s some point. He texted me this a bit ago: I’m going to be nearby to get my haircut. May I a hug and to see the puppies please?
[2026-06-07 12:59:00] Dave: Tell him to come on by 😐
[2026-06-07 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Omg I just had a bad thought
[2026-06-07 13:01:00] Dave: Uhh, no lol
[2026-06-07 13:01:00] Sam Willis: And you hide in a bedroom? Lmao
[2026-06-07 13:02:00] Sam Willis: What if Juliet asks what resort you’re staying at. #1
[2026-06-07 13:02:00] Sam Willis: What if she flies out here to SURPRISE YOU
[2026-06-07 13:02:00] Sam Willis: #2…
[2026-06-07 13:03:00] Dave: lol… resort? Holiday inn or whatever is nearby the office
[2026-06-07 13:03:00] Dave: And two, not a chance
[2026-06-07 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Will this suffice
[2026-06-07 13:50:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-07 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Do you know how big of a paint sample you need for SW to be able to color match?
[2026-06-07 13:52:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-06-07 13:58:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!
[2026-06-07 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Oh so you just told her the training would be at the office? I figured you said it was like one of those fancy conferences at a nice resort 🤪
[2026-06-07 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Oh so you just told her the training would be at the office? I figured you said it was like one of those fancy conferences at a nice resort 🤪
[2026-06-07 14:27:00] Dave: No it’s a group training session contracted from a professional services company. At the office. It’s to save money as opposed to sending people all over to separate things and still have a training opportunity.
[2026-06-07 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Kami just left. I got bit. Sigh.Her and Lexi got into it.
[2026-06-07 14:52:00] Sam Willis: You’re adorable
[2026-06-07 14:52:00] Sam Willis: It’s not terrible though
[2026-06-07 14:53:00] Dave: Lm see
[2026-06-07 14:53:00] Sam Willis: And then! Layla was eating a treat and blood is now on the rug. I can’t with these yayhoos. All of them
[2026-06-07 14:53:00] Dave: Did it leave marks??
[2026-06-07 14:54:00] Dave: Her mouth is still bleeding?!
[2026-06-07 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Apparently! She might have lost another tooth. I give up
[2026-06-07 14:54:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-06-07 14:55:00] Dave: That poor baby
[2026-06-07 14:55:00] Sam Willis: It’s not bad
[2026-06-07 14:55:00] Dave: YOU poor baby too
[2026-06-07 14:55:00] Dave: Thank godess!
[2026-06-07 14:56:00] Sam Willis: So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
[2026-06-07 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.
[2026-06-07 14:58:00] Dave: Yeah, it’ll be fine. I’m not worried 😊
[2026-06-07 15:09:00] Dave: Need to take another shower now because I’m completely soaked through with sweat
[2026-06-07 15:09:00] Dave: Just got back from the car wash
[2026-06-07 15:09:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-07 15:10:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-07 15:11:00] Dave: And now I’m 3d printing a handgun so we can go over some things before we go to the range 😋
[2026-06-07 15:13:00] Sam Willis: How are you going to fly with that?!?
[2026-06-07 15:14:00] Dave: You can fly with actual guns…
[2026-06-07 15:14:00] Sam Willis: You can?!?
[2026-06-07 15:14:00] Dave: Yeah, ofc. Yes, in checked bag and it has to be in a lock box.
[2026-06-07 15:14:00] Dave: I’m going to put it in my bag
[2026-06-07 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Like if it’s in a checked bag, I assume
[2026-06-07 15:20:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know of such things!
[2026-06-07 15:21:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-07 15:21:00] Sam Willis: But I mean. Makes sense I guess
[2026-06-07 15:45:00] Dave: What are you up to?.
[2026-06-07 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Cleaning cleaning. I’m going to go get my car washed and get that paint sample matched.
[2026-06-07 15:48:00] Sam Willis: And I’m starving.
[2026-06-07 15:49:00] Dave: What are you gonna get?
[2026-06-07 15:50:00] Dave: FOR YOUR PUSSY 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-07 15:50:00] Dave: Not sure if I’ve made any sexual comments today 🤔
[2026-06-07 15:50:00] Dave: I’m starving too actually
[2026-06-07 16:02:00] Sam Willis: You probably did in your voice message
[2026-06-07 16:02:00] Sam Willis: You probably did in your voice message
[2026-06-07 16:02:00] Sam Willis: No idea what I’m gonna get. Sigh
[2026-06-07 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Nothing sounds good
[2026-06-07 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Heehee
[2026-06-07 16:03:00] Dave: And then… SEX VACATION
[2026-06-07 16:03:00] Sam Willis: So happy I’m WFH tomorrow
[2026-06-07 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeeeee
[2026-06-07 16:04:00] Dave: AHHHHH!!
[2026-06-07 16:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t wanna do interviews tomorrow 😭😭
[2026-06-07 16:16:00] Dave: Oh yeah!!
[2026-06-07 16:16:00] Dave: You’ll do great though
[2026-06-07 16:16:00] Dave: I forgot about that
[2026-06-07 16:18:00] Sam Willis: One of them I legit don’t want to do at all. Like the role. It’s the Deloitte one.
[2026-06-07 16:19:00] Dave: Just wang it like you dgaf
[2026-06-07 16:19:00] Dave: Oh well… no pressure then right?
[2026-06-07 16:36:00] Sam Willis: I don’t lieeeeee lol
[2026-06-07 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: These Sherwin-Williams bitches I go there to do the color match and even online it said only needed to be as big as a dime and I go there and he's like oh yeah that's gonna be too small. He's like the only place that can do them that small is like fucking couple times away and I'm like I'm not going over there like I'm about to piss my pants first off. And nobody's got time for all this bullshit. I'm like what size do you need? I need about a quarter. Shut up All right well that's really all I got on here so I hope you are having a fabulous day
[2026-06-07 17:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh no the other thing I was gonna say I was at the car wash and I was just waiting for them to get done and I was like applying for a full job and I'm just like this whole Midland thing literally has been two months I think since like I originally started talking to that dude and I just now I'm at this point where I'm like wow this is dragged on for so long that if I didn't take the role then if they offered it to me then like that would be a dick move on my part and it's like I should not fucking be thinking that but it's also like this has been so fucking drawn out like if another company did reach out to me to do interviews like A part of me like would want to entertain them, but then also would like feel bad that Midland like I don't know this is not how I should be thinking, but of course it is how I'm thinking. I feel like you know so much time is passing somehow it's my fault which it isn't and so therefore I have to like accept this job no matter what because they've like invested like they could've filled this job you know, however, long ago, which isn't the case I don't know I'm stupid.
[2026-06-07 17:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey there, beautiful I am having a pretty good day although somehow I'm getting tired It sucks they should be able to match that paint like with that size of sample Are you just gonna get a bigger scrape off a bigger piece? That's probably your best bet or go to Home Depot. They might be able to do it.
[2026-06-07 17:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You are stupid that's that's so you that's like such a Sam Thing to wait to think Yeah, cause you can't have any you should be doing everybody that comes your way Any of them Their companies And you know like you shouldn't feel bad about like even if they do make you an offer you should fucking sit on it for as long as you feel like And counter, I mean like there's nothing no reason whatsoever that you it'll behold into the jail because it does it takes a while like it's not completely unusual and they should be expecting that you are looking at other companies You know, I mean, I know you know this, but you feel the way you feel cause you're you And it's cute
[2026-06-07 17:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh and what do you think we're gonna be doing an exactly 48 hours from right now at the grocery store?
[2026-06-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!
[2026-06-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Gearing up for round 2 of sex
[2026-06-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: I think we will be cuddling
[2026-06-07 17:14:00] Dave: Oooooh you think we will have had sex??
[2026-06-07 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-07 17:15:00] Sam Willis: Some level of penetration! Maybe just teasing each other 😂
[2026-06-07 17:15:00] Dave: Oof idk…
[2026-06-07 17:15:00] Sam Willis: You be nice!!
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Hard for me or hard for you!?
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Dave: But I meant me
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Dave: Both?
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m readyyyyyy
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Dave: Once you’re penetrated, it will be hard to not go all the way
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-07 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Also. That’s why I said round TWO!
[2026-06-07 17:17:00] Dave: …but I also like making you wait 😈
[2026-06-07 17:17:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-06-07 17:17:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok. Back to cuddling
[2026-06-07 17:18:00] Dave: Or still clothed and just making out?
[2026-06-07 17:18:00] Dave: Cuddling naked?
[2026-06-07 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmmm
[2026-06-07 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Clothed and making out
[2026-06-07 17:19:00] Dave: I’m so ridiculously hard
[2026-06-07 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Bc you’re mean
[2026-06-07 17:22:00] Sam Willis: Which one do you think? Naked or clothed?
[2026-06-07 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmmm ❤️❤️
[2026-06-07 17:24:00] Dave: Clothed. But maybe a little handsy 🤭
[2026-06-07 17:48:00] Sam Willis: I am starting to drag ass 😩 lol
[2026-06-07 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So yeah, Christian and He was like I don't know he started talking about his whole dating adventures and he's like I'm just not having a lot of luck like People just can't understand how two people can just break up so amicably and you know it can be such a healthy relationship and he's like you know why can't people just have healthy relationships I'm like What are you talking about on your first date with these women about your prior relationship and he's like well. I'm just telling them what I'm looking for that. I didn't like. Continue asking, but I was like maybe you like don't bring up past relationships in on your first day and he's like I guess he's like but I don't know like it just is like who I am and he's like He's like you've really spoiled me you know nobody is going to be like you and I'm like well. You gotta give people a chance it's been like one date but they told me he's like I even started talking to a guy and he's 22. And I was like Christian What the fuck I mean He's 48 almost no no no no Anyway, I mean it's legal whatever it's just like Disgusting I'm sorry that's just too fucking far apart anyway, I don't. I don't need to know about his dates and whatever. Why is this like such a big? Adventure like why are you in such a hurry? I don't get it dude but I mean I guess if you're like pushing 50 maybe you're just like ready. I don't know.
[2026-06-07 18:07:00] Dave: 22
[2026-06-07 18:07:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-07 18:08:00] Sam Willis: He is a very affectionate dude. 🤷‍♀️
[2026-06-07 18:08:00] Sam Willis: He wants to be in love, I guess 🤷‍♀️
[2026-06-07 18:08:00] Dave: That’s exactly my thought: why such a rush?
[2026-06-07 18:08:00] Sam Willis: It is so gross to me
[2026-06-07 18:09:00] Sam Willis: But he’s probably coming on SO STRONG
[2026-06-07 18:09:00] Sam Willis: And an extrovert. So like I get it. But fackkkk that
[2026-06-07 18:10:00] Dave: Maybe ease up on the whole “it’s just who I am” thing…
[2026-06-07 18:10:00] Dave: Obviously it isn’t working out so well like with work… relationships… the kids…
[2026-06-07 18:10:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-06-07 18:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-07 18:17:00] Sam Willis: I love that she has a paw in the cup holder lol
[2026-06-07 18:18:00] Dave: That’s so cute
[2026-06-07 18:18:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-07 20:35:00] Dave: Whatcha up to babydoll?
[2026-06-07 20:37:00] Sam Willis: What about you?
[2026-06-07 20:37:00] Sam Willis: pool with the idiots
[2026-06-07 20:38:00] Dave: Thinking about going to bed lol
[2026-06-07 20:38:00] Dave: Just finished eating some bbq
[2026-06-07 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Nice! What kind of bbq
[2026-06-07 20:40:00] Sam Willis: I just had one of my salads
[2026-06-07 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Dinner at almost 9pm? Dangggg
[2026-06-07 20:40:00] Sam Willis: I put feta in it this time and I’m sad bc I fucked up and didn’t get the good crumble kind 😭
[2026-06-07 20:44:00] Dave: Pulled pork sandwich
[2026-06-07 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Yummm
[2026-06-07 20:48:00] Dave: Yeah… a whole thing happened with Emerson 🙄
[2026-06-07 20:48:00] Dave: Yeah… a whole thing happened with Emerson 🙄
[2026-06-07 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Uh oh
[2026-06-07 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Ok
[2026-06-07 20:48:00] Dave: I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow
[2026-06-07 20:49:00] Dave: Hahaha sorry to tease
[2026-06-07 20:50:00] Dave: (About this) 🤭
[2026-06-07 20:50:00] Sam Willis: No worries but I expect a story FIRST THING tomorrow morning. Hmph!
[2026-06-07 20:51:00] Dave: Oh for sure
[2026-06-07 20:51:00] Dave: There’s no way I can tell the story in text lol
[2026-06-07 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo it’s gonna be a long one!!
[2026-06-07 21:05:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-06-07 21:05:00] Dave: I thought I might have to kill a dude
[2026-06-07 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad you didn’t!
[2026-06-07 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeeeeeeee
[2026-06-07 21:06:00] Dave: Like, I legit had my gun on me when I had to confront him at the Taco Bell
[2026-06-07 21:06:00] Dave: It turned out ok though
[2026-06-07 21:07:00] Dave: Fucking kids bro 🙄
[2026-06-07 21:07:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m glad but I don’t like the sound of it!
[2026-06-07 21:07:00] Dave: I should use the gun to just kill myself
[2026-06-07 21:07:00] Dave: Kidding ofc
[2026-06-07 21:07:00] Sam Willis: They’re wild
[2026-06-07 21:08:00] Dave: You love it
[2026-06-07 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo dramatic
[2026-06-07 21:08:00] Dave: You can identify
[2026-06-07 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-06-07 21:09:00] Dave: I’d say I have you equaled matched
[2026-06-07 21:09:00] Sam Willis: You have me beat on the dramatics
[2026-06-07 21:09:00] Dave: 🤔
[2026-06-07 21:09:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-07 21:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to workkkkkkk tomorrow
[2026-06-07 21:41:00] Sam Willis: How are you still awake?
[2026-06-07 21:44:00] Dave: It’s just one day! And it’s wfh!!
[2026-06-07 21:45:00] Dave: And then you get this big dick 🤭
[2026-06-07 21:45:00] Sam Willis: lol. Fair
[2026-06-07 21:45:00] Sam Willis: YES I DO!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
[2026-06-07 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Shut upppp. lol
[2026-06-07 21:45:00] Dave: lol.. I can’t even type it with a straight face 🤣
[2026-06-07 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-07 21:46:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-07 21:46:00] Dave: Role play.. it’s role play, Dave
[2026-06-07 21:46:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-07 22:01:00] Sam Willis: The like….holder thing looks so cool
[2026-06-07 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Like…body parts
[2026-06-07 22:03:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-07 22:03:00] Dave: I think it’s kinda creepy looking
[2026-06-07 22:04:00] Dave: They’re called “supports”
[2026-06-07 22:04:00] Dave: Just fyi
[2026-06-07 22:06:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t know if you like designed them to look that way
[2026-06-07 22:07:00] Sam Willis: But I think it’s super cool
[2026-06-07 22:27:00] Dave: No there’s a program called the “slicer” that… slices… 3d models into… slices.. So that then tells the printer where to put the first .2mm layer, then the second, and so on all the way up until it’s done. Anyway, that program detects areas that need to be supported and creates the most efficient support structure.
[2026-06-07 22:28:00] Dave: And I’m finally going to bed, sweetpea
[2026-06-07 22:29:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-07 22:29:00] Sam Willis: If you haven’t had sex with me yet, I’m kicking you out
[2026-06-07 22:29:00] Sam Willis: We will have been for 8 hrs
[2026-06-07 22:29:00] Dave: Will there have been in 48 hours?… Maybe 🤔
[2026-06-07 22:29:00] Sam Willis: Bitch please
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Sam Willis: Kidding. But I’d think about it 🤭
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m not waiting for shit
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-07 22:30:00] Dave: Maybe we’re waiting to finish the movie!! 🤷‍♂️
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Sam Willis: I’ll wait like FOUR hours. Max.
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Sam Willis: Good night and sweet dreams
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Dave: …We’ll see
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Dave: Nite nite love 💕
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-07 22:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh yes we will
[2026-06-07 22:32:00] Sam Willis: No, that’s you. ❤️ getting soooooo close!! 2 more sleeps
[2026-06-07 22:32:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-06-07 22:33:00] Dave: Eeeeeee!!

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DAY OVERVIEW Monday started with anticipatory excitement for an upcoming visit, led to playful teasing and sexual tension throughout, and ended with affectionate banter.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Upcoming Visit - Excitement, physical anticipation, preparations - Playful/longing

Gym
Dave going, weight loss goal, motivation
Excitement/longing
Weather
Rainy, no yard work
Needed (Dave's emotional state)
Job Interviews
Deloitte, hesitation, pressure
Anxious/worried
Christian's Dating Life
Age gap, urgency, observations
Amused/mildly judging
Paint Sample
Frustration, size, color matching
Frustrated/amused
3D Printing Gun
Process, flying with it, plans
Excited/interested
Emerson Incident
Tense confrontation, gun involved, resolution
Intense/relieved
Pool with Idiots
Sam's evening, light teasing
Playful/amused
Dinner
- Dave's BBQ, Sam's salad, feta mishap
- Casual/conversational

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave's excitement for "touching skin" and "getting a hold of your pussy" - Playful teasing about sexual acts and anticipation (e.g., "round 2 of sex," "clothed and making out") - Dave's hard-on, teasingly described and escalated

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave initiated and escalated flirtation/sex talk. - Both played with dominance/submission cues (e.g., teasing about waiting, initiation). - Expressions of longing and excitement for their upcoming visit. - Supportive/dismissive dynamic regarding Sam's job interviews and Christian's dating life.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Can't wait to touch skin" — Dave, anticipatory - "Probably only like one or two enough to make you want to get different" — Dave, teasing - "Tell him to come on by" — Dave, dismissive - "You’re the best" — Dave, affectionate - "I don’t wanna do interviews tomorrow" — Sam, anxious - "Just wang it like you dgaf" — Dave, teasing - "I love you so much" — Dave, affectionate

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved job interview anxiety - Planned visit and associated excitement - Running joke about "round 2 of sex" and teasing about waiting - Possibility of Christian visiting

MOOD MAP Anticipation → Playful teasing → Sexual tension → Affectionate banter → Concern/relief → Ending with affection

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

249

59.9 fewer; previous daily average 308.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

25

2.7 fewer; previous daily average 27.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	117 · 47%	132 · 53%
Average reply time	3m 8s (n=65)	3m 3s (n=64)
Conversation starts	2 of 3 · 67%	1 of 3 · 33%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 8s (n=65). 44% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 10s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 552 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 3s (n=64). 12% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 547 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 66.7%; 8.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 8 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 51s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 249 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor50 · 20%

Status update49 · 20%

Frustration23 · 9%

Flirting20 · 8%

Affection19 · 8%

All other signals

Excitement18 · 7%

Checking in16 · 6%

Vulnerability14 · 6%

Sexting12 · 5%

Planning7 · 3%

Appreciation6 · 2%

Emotional support6 · 2%

Boundary setting4 · 2%

Encouragement4 · 2%

Deep sharing2 · 1%

Disagreement2 · 1%

Request2 · 1%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (30), Humor (24), Affection (11), Flirting (11), Frustration (7)
Sam Willis: Humor (26), Status update (19), Frustration (16), Checking in (12), Excitement (12)

Tension and positive follow-ups

11 of 16 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (69%).

5 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 49s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 16 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Just noticed this bruise on the outside of my toe. Like how tf does that happen
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
That looks terrible!! You don’t know you did it
Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Dave
And is that scraped skin on your foot ?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
No idea

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
No idea
Context · 2026-06-07 12:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
No that’s surgery scars
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-07 12:49:00 PM · Dave
Jesus… how can you not know what happened lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Dave
Does it hurt?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well i don’t have full feeling on the big toes/sides anyway from the surgery

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-06-07 02:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s not terrible though
Context · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Dave
Lm see
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
And then! Layla was eating a treat and blood is now on the rug. I can’t with these yayhoos. All of them
Positive follow-up · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Dave
Did it leave marks??
Context · 2026-06-07 02:54:00 PM · Dave
Her mouth is still bleeding?!

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

215 of 249 messages (86.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	105 / 117	89.7%
Sam Willis	110 / 132	83.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.81
Appreciation	0.75
Boundary setting	0.65
Checking in	0.64
Deep sharing	0.78
Disagreement	0.63
Emotional support	0.67
Encouragement	0.66
Excitement	0.74
Flirting	0.75
Frustration	0.70
Humor	0.70
Passive aggression	0.70
Planning	0.70
Request	0.67
Sexting	0.88
Status update	0.62
Unmet need	0.70
Vulnerability	0.64

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-16 08:09:10
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt l…
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Context · 2026-06-07 10:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
How was the gym?
Context · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
❤️

score 0.92 · confidence 0.9974999999999999

Context · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
❤️
Context · 2026-06-07 11:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
Did you just get up or are you just taking it?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 12:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Yea bubs is the family asshole for sure lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-06-07 12:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Yea bubs is the family asshole for sure lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:57:00 PM · Dave
Great 😊
Context · 2026-06-07 12:57:00 PM · Sam Willis
How was the nap though?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
What am I gonna say if he asks to randomly say hi while you’re in town 😬

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s not bad
Context · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Dave
YOU poor baby too
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Dave
Thank godess!
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 06:17:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 06:17:00 PM · Sam Willis
I love that she has a paw in the cup holder lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:18:00 PM · Dave
That’s so cute
Context · 2026-06-07 06:18:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-06-07 08:35:00 PM · Dave
Whatcha up to babydoll?

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 12:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
What am I gonna say if he asks to randomly say hi while you’re in town 😬
Context · 2026-06-07 12:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Christian’s coming by at some point. He texted me this a bit ago: I’m going to be nearby to get my haircut. May I stop by for a hug and to see the puppies please?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:59:00 PM · Dave
Tell him to come on by 😐
Context · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Sam Willis
Omg I just had a bad thought
Context · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Dave
Uhh, no lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 12:59:00 PM · Dave
Tell him to come on by 😐
Context · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Sam Willis
Omg I just had a bad thought
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Dave
Uhh, no lol
Context · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Sam Willis
And you hide in a bedroom? Lmao
Context · 2026-06-07 01:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if Juliet asks what resort you’re staying at. #1

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
But he’s probably coming on SO STRONG
Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
And an extrovert. So like I get it. But fackkkk that
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Dave
Maybe ease up on the whole “it’s just who I am” thing…
Context · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Dave
Obviously it isn’t working out so well like with work… relationships… the kids…
Context · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Sam Willis
😅

Checking in

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’ve been up literally every hour with this monster. She just won’t settle. Wants to play play play play. She’s lucky she’s basically my favorite dog, aside from my own.
Context · 2026-06-07 10:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
How was the gym?
Context · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning
Context · 2026-06-07 10:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’ve been up literally every hour with this monster. She just won’t settle. Wants to play play play play. She’s lucky she’s basically my favorite dog, aside from my own.
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
How was the gym?
Context · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
Context · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
❤️
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 11:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
Did you just get up or are you just taking it?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
I was just taking it.. now I’m just getting up 🤭

Deep sharing

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.76 · confidence 0.6885

Context · 2026-06-07 01:52:00 PM · Dave
Yup
Context · 2026-06-07 01:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Woo hoo!
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 01:59:00 PM · Sam Willis
Oh so you just told her the training would be at the office? I figured you said it was like one of those fancy conferences at a nice resort 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Context · 2026-06-07 01:59:00 PM · Sam Willis
Oh so you just told her the training would be at the office? I figured you said it was like one of those fancy conferences at a nice resort 🤪
Context · 2026-06-07 02:27:00 PM · Dave
No it’s a group training session contracted from a professional services company. At the office. It’s to save money as opposed to sending people all over to separate things and still have a training opportunity.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 05:24:00 PM · Dave
Clothed. But maybe a little handsy 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 05:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
I am starting to drag ass 😩 lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 05:51:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: So yeah, Christian came by earlier and He was like I don't know he started talking about his whole dating adventures and he's like I'm just not having a lot of luck like People just can't understand how two people can just b…
Context · 2026-06-07 06:07:00 PM · Dave
22
Context · 2026-06-07 06:07:00 PM · Dave
Lololol

Disagreement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 06:08:00 PM · Sam Willis
He wants to be in love, I guess 🤷‍♀️
Context · 2026-06-07 06:08:00 PM · Dave
That’s exactly my thought: why such a rush?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:08:00 PM · Sam Willis
It is so gross to me
Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
But he’s probably coming on SO STRONG
Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
And an extrovert. So like I get it. But fackkkk that

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
But he’s probably coming on SO STRONG
Context · 2026-06-07 06:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
And an extrovert. So like I get it. But fackkkk that
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Dave
Maybe ease up on the whole “it’s just who I am” thing…
Context · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Dave
Obviously it isn’t working out so well like with work… relationships… the kids…
Context · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 PM · Sam Willis
😅

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Dave
Thank godess!
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.
Context · 2026-06-07 02:58:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, it’ll be fine. I’m not worried 😊
Context · 2026-06-07 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Need to take another shower now because I’m completely soaked through with sweat

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:58:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, it’ll be fine. I’m not worried 😊
Context · 2026-06-07 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Need to take another shower now because I’m completely soaked through with sweat
Context · 2026-06-07 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Just got back from the car wash

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 04:03:00 PM · Sam Willis
Eeeeeeee
Context · 2026-06-07 04:04:00 PM · Dave
AHHHHH!!
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 04:15:00 PM · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna do interviews tomorrow 😭😭
Context · 2026-06-07 04:16:00 PM · Dave
Oh yeah!!
Context · 2026-06-07 04:16:00 PM · Dave
You’ll do great though

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:58:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, it’ll be fine. I’m not worried 😊
Context · 2026-06-07 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Need to take another shower now because I’m completely soaked through with sweat
Context · 2026-06-07 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Just got back from the car wash

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 04:15:00 PM · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna do interviews tomorrow 😭😭
Context · 2026-06-07 04:16:00 PM · Dave
Oh yeah!!
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 04:16:00 PM · Dave
You’ll do great though
Context · 2026-06-07 04:16:00 PM · Dave
I forgot about that
Context · 2026-06-07 04:18:00 PM · Sam Willis
One of them I legit don’t want to do at all. Like the role. It’s the Deloitte one.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 09:15:00 PM · Sam Willis
I don’t want to workkkkkkk tomorrow
Context · 2026-06-07 09:41:00 PM · Sam Willis
How are you still awake?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 09:44:00 PM · Dave
It’s just one day! And it’s wfh!!
Context · 2026-06-07 09:45:00 PM · Dave
And then you get this big dick 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 09:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
lol. Fair

Excitement

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt l…
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 10:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’ve been up literally every hour with this monster. She just won’t settle. Wants to play play play play. She’s lucky she’s basically my favorite dog, aside from my own.
Context · 2026-06-07 10:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
How was the gym?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
Context · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 01:01:00 PM · Sam Willis
And you hide in a bedroom? Lmao
Context · 2026-06-07 01:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if Juliet asks what resort you’re staying at. #1
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 01:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if she flies out here to SURPRISE YOU
Context · 2026-06-07 01:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
#2…
Context · 2026-06-07 01:03:00 PM · Dave
lol… resort? Holiday inn or whatever is nearby the office

Flirting

Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 05:09:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh no the other thing I was gonna say I was at the car wash and I was just waiting for them to get done and I was like applying for a full job and I'm just like this whole Midland thing literally has been two months I think…
Context · 2026-06-07 05:09:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey there, beautiful I am having a pretty good day although somehow I'm getting tired It sucks they should be able to match that paint like with that size of sample Are you just gonna get a bigger scrape of…
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 05:11:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You are stupid that's that's so you that's like such a Sam Thing to wait to think Yeah, cause you can't have any you should be doing everybody that comes your way Any of them Their companies And you know li…
Context · 2026-06-07 05:12:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh and what do you think we're gonna be doing an exactly 48 hours from right now at the grocery store?
Context · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Eeeee!

score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999

Context · 2026-06-07 05:12:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh and what do you think we're gonna be doing an exactly 48 hours from right now at the grocery store?
Context · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Eeeee!
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Gearing up for round 2 of sex
Context · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
I think we will be cuddling
Context · 2026-06-07 05:14:00 PM · Dave
Oooooh you think we will have had sex??

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Eeeee!
Context · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Gearing up for round 2 of sex
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 05:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
I think we will be cuddling
Context · 2026-06-07 05:14:00 PM · Dave
Oooooh you think we will have had sex??
Context · 2026-06-07 05:14:00 PM · Sam Willis
Hehehe

Frustration

Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Just noticed this bruise on the outside of my toe. Like how tf does that happen
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
That looks terrible!! You don’t know you did it
Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Dave
And is that scraped skin on your foot ?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
No idea

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 12:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
No idea
Context · 2026-06-07 12:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
No that’s surgery scars
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:49:00 PM · Dave
Jesus… how can you not know what happened lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Dave
Does it hurt?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well i don’t have full feeling on the big toes/sides anyway from the surgery

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 02:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
It’s not terrible though
Context · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Dave
Lm see
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
And then! Layla was eating a treat and blood is now on the rug. I can’t with these yayhoos. All of them
Context · 2026-06-07 02:53:00 PM · Dave
Did it leave marks??
Context · 2026-06-07 02:54:00 PM · Dave
Her mouth is still bleeding?!

Humor

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score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

Context · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
Context · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
❤️
Context · 2026-06-07 11:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
Did you just get up or are you just taking it?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
Well i don’t have full feeling on the big toes/sides anyway from the surgery
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Dave
Ahhh ok
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if the whole toe just….dies. lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
So it’s basically numb
Context · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Dave
I was about to make a diabetic joke 😅

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if the whole toe just….dies. lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
So it’s basically numb
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Dave
I was about to make a diabetic joke 😅
Context · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Sam Willis
Is this a sign of diabetes?!?!
Context · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Dave
Diabetics often have issues with feeling in their feet

Passive aggression

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 10:29:00 PM · Sam Willis
We will have been together by now for 8 hrs
Context · 2026-06-07 10:29:00 PM · Dave
Will there have been penetration by now in 48 hours?… Maybe 🤔
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:29:00 PM · Sam Willis
Bitch please
Context · 2026-06-07 10:30:00 PM · Sam Willis
Kidding. But I’d think about it 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 10:30:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lmao

Planning

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 10:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’ve been up literally every hour with this monster. She just won’t settle. Wants to play play play play. She’s lucky she’s basically my favorite dog, aside from my own.
Context · 2026-06-07 10:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
How was the gym?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 10:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
2 more sleeps and then we are going to sleep in soooooo late
Context · 2026-06-07 10:34:00 AM · Dave
I can’t wait to nap with you
Context · 2026-06-07 11:51:00 AM · Dave
But for now… the first nap of the day alone 🤭

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Context · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Dave
YOU poor baby too
Context · 2026-06-07 02:55:00 PM · Dave
Thank godess!
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you gotta come with me to pick them up from boarding on Friday so hopefully with you being in the car and THEN coming into the house with us, she doesn’t act like an idiot
Context · 2026-06-07 02:56:00 PM · Sam Willis
Lexi is insane. I really need to work with her more. She gets sooooo freaked out when ppl come over.
Context · 2026-06-07 02:58:00 PM · Dave
Yeah, it’ll be fine. I’m not worried 😊

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 03:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Cleaning cleaning. I’m going to go get my car washed and get that paint sample matched.
Context · 2026-06-07 03:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
And I’m starving.
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 03:49:00 PM · Dave
What are you gonna get?
Context · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
FOR YOUR PUSSY 🤤🤤🤤
Context · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
Not sure if I’ve made any sexual comments today 🤔

Request

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 01:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
Will this suffice
Context · 2026-06-07 01:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 01:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do you know how big of a paint sample you need for SW to be able to color match?
Context · 2026-06-07 01:52:00 PM · Dave
Yup
Context · 2026-06-07 01:58:00 PM · Sam Willis
Woo hoo!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 08:49:00 PM · Dave
Hahaha sorry to tease
Context · 2026-06-07 08:50:00 PM · Dave
(About this) 🤭
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 08:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
No worries but I expect a story FIRST THING tomorrow morning. Hmph!
Context · 2026-06-07 08:51:00 PM · Dave
Oh for sure
Context · 2026-06-07 08:51:00 PM · Dave
There’s no way I can tell the story in text lol

Sexting

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt l…
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Context · 2026-06-07 03:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
And I’m starving.
Context · 2026-06-07 03:49:00 PM · Dave
What are you gonna get?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
FOR YOUR PUSSY 🤤🤤🤤
Context · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
Not sure if I’ve made any sexual comments today 🤔
Context · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
I’m starving too actually

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-06-07 04:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
Nothing sounds good
Context · 2026-06-07 04:03:00 PM · Sam Willis
Heehee
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 04:03:00 PM · Dave
And then… SEX VACATION
Context · 2026-06-07 04:03:00 PM · Sam Willis
So happy I’m WFH tomorrow
Context · 2026-06-07 04:03:00 PM · Sam Willis
Eeeeeeee

Status update

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 11:53:00 AM · Sam Willis
Did you just get up or are you just taking it?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
I was just taking it.. now I’m just getting up 🤭
Context · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
I just got out of the shower. I’ve been cleaning. The house is a disaster. Waiting for Kami to leave though bc she makes such a damn mess with her slobber! lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:44:00 PM · Dave
I was just taking it.. now I’m just getting up 🤭
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
I just got out of the shower. I’ve been cleaning. The house is a disaster. Waiting for Kami to leave though bc she makes such a damn mess with her slobber! lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.8479

Context · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
I just got out of the shower. I’ve been cleaning. The house is a disaster. Waiting for Kami to leave though bc she makes such a damn mess with her slobber! lol
Context · 2026-06-07 12:45:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
?
Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Just noticed this bruise on the outside of my toe. Like how tf does that happen
Context · 2026-06-07 12:46:00 PM · Dave
That looks terrible!! You don’t know you did it

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-06-07 03:45:00 PM · Dave
What are you up to?.
Context · 2026-06-07 03:46:00 PM · Sam Willis
Cleaning cleaning. I’m going to go get my car washed and get that paint sample matched.
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 03:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
And I’m starving.
Context · 2026-06-07 03:49:00 PM · Dave
What are you gonna get?
Context · 2026-06-07 03:50:00 PM · Dave
FOR YOUR PUSSY 🤤🤤🤤

Vulnerability

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.85

Detected signal · 2026-06-07 06:10:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine we are getting so close. I cannot wait. I'm gonna start getting ready today. I got an email from American Airlines last night. That reminded me that I have a flight was awesome. Felt l…
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-06-07 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Good morning

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Dave
Ahhh ok
Context · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
What if the whole toe just….dies. lol
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:50:00 PM · Sam Willis
So it’s basically numb
Context · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Dave
I was about to make a diabetic joke 😅
Context · 2026-06-07 12:51:00 PM · Sam Willis
Is this a sign of diabetes?!?!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-06-07 12:54:00 PM · Sam Willis
My mom is so rude! Not to be rude, but your whole foot looks pretty rough. Lol.
Context · 2026-06-07 12:54:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Detected signal · 2026-06-07 12:54:00 PM · Sam Willis
Yea I think mine is the surgery
Context · 2026-06-07 12:54:00 PM · Dave
That sounds like mama Jo
Context · 2026-06-07 12:55:00 PM · Dave
Lololol