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2026-07-06

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[2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love
[2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Did you know…
[2026-07-06 08:40:00] Sam Willis: That I despise mornings?
[2026-07-06 08:41:00] Sam Willis: But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu
[2026-07-06 08:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that doesn't sound like you at all
[2026-07-06 08:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old today's check-in day so we get to do that What else you got your interview with the healthcare company today? I think hopefully that goes well. Sure will. I What am I doing? I got some shit out to the street for bulk trash pick up this morning so that's cool. I got to run up to the Shipping partner so I can send. I got a bunch of packages sent out. Also you're gonna laugh. I'm returning my drone. Because I'm just it's cool at all, but I'm not getting as much joy from it as I as I imagined So you know, that's whatever So I'm sending that back Work looks pretty slow today and don't have any meetings I got one, but nothing nothing major I'm still kind of waking up only had one energy drink so far so I had to find something decent to eat too Sorry Whole lot of nothing for you this morning Other than that, I miss you and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
[2026-07-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: You’re returning the drone?!?
[2026-07-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: WHAT?!?
[2026-07-06 08:48:00] Sam Willis: You’re a mess
[2026-07-06 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Sleep shopping FAIL
[2026-07-06 09:04:00] Dave: Yeah. It’s like kinda feared. Just not as into it as I was hoping. Had to find out for myself though
[2026-07-06 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Atleast you get a full refund!
[2026-07-06 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: All right, so yeah I'm obviously working from home today too and I'm determined to have a good day. Maybe even a good week we'll see but I do really struggle getting up in the mornings and I just don't know how to make that any better So yeah I have a full day of bullshit meetings and my interview I think is at 12:15. I'm so sick of interviewing dude I know I've said this before but I'm honestly so fucking sick of it. That said though I hope I hear back from somebody I hope something moves forward I don't know parties like if none of these work out then it's like my side that like I'm not supposed to move right now and maybe I try again like in the fall when it's not like balls, hot and yeah, but I don't know I don't know we'll see Anyway Soon after I tell you, I'm meeting with the realtor in Indy when I go home I am gonna look at places I guess just for Fonzie and at least see like a neighborhood I like and stuff like that neighborhoods But AnyWho I feel like there was more I was gonna say obviously, but I can't think of anything But yeah, I would seriously we don't even have to kiss. We don't have to do anything. I just would love to cuddle and nap with you. It's like you're the best person to nap with. It's so nice. So I wish I could just like clone you, but if we cloned you like I get the real you and then Your family could get the clone of you Also, OK I've been meaning to look this up and I don't even know how to word it but what is like there is clearly a thing where I'm not gonna say this I don't even know OK Do you ever have those moments where you're dead asleep and let's say you hear a big bang and you wake up OK but in your sleep right before you hear the Big Bang in real life You feel like you're in a dream that naturally leads itself to the Big Bang or to the sound or let's say even you think that you're falling and you wake up no that's not a good one Like something happens in real life like even a dog barking, but in your dream, it leads up naturally to the dog barking and it's like how does that happen? How does your dream know that your dog was gonna bark? You know it's a thing though
[2026-07-06 09:37:00] Dave: A whole good week!!
[2026-07-06 09:38:00] Dave: You can do it!
[2026-07-06 09:38:00] Dave: Yes!
[2026-07-06 09:39:00] Dave: Hehehehe I loooooove napping with you
[2026-07-06 09:40:00] Dave: Lmao, I wish I could make a clone too
[2026-07-06 09:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about and I don't know if there's a name for it but I know what kind of why it happens and it has to do with how dream time is obviously Like elastic In a way that You know like all of your dreams that you felt like you were dreaming all night long could really be with him like a couple seconds I'll just happen like in a couple seconds of real time Just because of how it all works and your brain when it hears like a note like a dog barking outside or whatever within milliseconds it can like Fold that into whatever story you were dreaming about or or I could throw you into a dream with some kind of backstory that like leads up to that like a very, very short amount of time and then when you wake up and like try to reconstruct the conscious in your conscious mind like what that dream was time is like so Dilated and off and weird that it feels like it was the end of like a long dream, but it was really just that all happened within milliseconds
[2026-07-06 09:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: But that kind of reminds me of one thing that is stuck with me I was like a teenager probably when this happened But I had this dream where Had to pee really bad and I woke up in like rushed into the bathroom and barely made it to the toilet and I started peeing it just like it was the best feeling ever like it was like I had to go so bad I just let it go and you was like oh fuck off And then when I woke up because I felt something warm and wet, I was actually still in bed and just completely fstream pissing all over everything, but I was dreaming I was standing at the toilet and I actually just in my sleep, completely peed in my bum It sucked like that great feeling of finally getting to pee and then that horrible feeling of waking up and being like motherfucker
[2026-07-06 09:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s so a thing
[2026-07-06 09:53:00] Sam Willis: DUDE!! I’ve done that too. I think just as a kid. But yessss it’s a thing!!!!
[2026-07-06 09:54:00] Sam Willis: And yes it sucks lol
[2026-07-06 10:01:00] Sam Willis: To say about this lol
[2026-07-06 10:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-06 10:01:00] Sam Willis: So many things
[2026-07-06 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: When what a terrible picture, his profile picture too married Maybe his wife knows three he has kids that he says yes they occasionally live with me and it is very fucking creepy. Then that he says he has a huge daddy daughter king what the fuck maybe he only has sons but who knows also What dating app now has you put a fucking salary range on it that you make that's insane that's not anybody's fucking business right off the fucking bat I mean, I kind of like it but like that is so crazy and also what kind of fucking job do you have in banking finance or accounting where you're only making $35,000-$75,000 OK, I could I shouldn't shame. Also, he said I'd love my partner humiliated me. This guy has got some canes.
[2026-07-06 10:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, I can't believe that I mean, I kinda like it That did seem weird to me that they had a fucking salary which is odd and then I thought the same thing. I was like banking finance accounting 35 minutes for one that's a big range but I guess OK I guess you probably select 35 7575 to 150 something like that so but yeah. He's probably like a bank teller or something I don't know Yeah, weird but Yeah, 68. He's probably his kids are probably grown or out of the house most of the time. Yeah, and maybe that is a great picture of him Who knows
[2026-07-06 10:36:00] Dave: It really is hard sometimes
[2026-07-06 10:36:00] Sam Willis: I CAN’T UNDERSTAND INDIANS!!!! god it’s so hard!!!
[2026-07-06 10:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-06 10:42:00] Sam Willis: I turned on copilot. Hopefully it helps
[2026-07-06 10:43:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even read their lips. FML
[2026-07-06 10:46:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-07-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Eric joined the call. Thank Christ
[2026-07-06 10:47:00] Sam Willis: With this yogendra dude
[2026-07-06 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Also. The salary range is just another way for ppl to lie. like wtf
[2026-07-06 11:33:00] Sam Willis: But it’s also a way to potentially weed otherwise good ppl out
[2026-07-06 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Also. The salary range is just another way for ppl to lie. like wtf
[2026-07-06 11:34:00] Sam Willis: I feel like if money is that big a factor to you, you should be on the rich ppl apps lol
[2026-07-06 11:36:00] Sam Willis: I LOVE THIS FOR ME
[2026-07-06 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss Amir had scheduled a 1x1 with me and it looks like he’s out
[2026-07-06 11:50:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-07-06 11:57:00] Sam Willis: On the phone with Bubs and Fidelity now rolling over my shit. Le sigh
[2026-07-06 11:58:00] Sam Willis: Did you set up a time with the Schwab ppl
[2026-07-06 11:58:00] Dave: I’m gonna!
[2026-07-06 11:58:00] Dave: Hahaha y’all are so cute
[2026-07-06 11:58:00] Dave: 😅
[2026-07-06 11:58:00] Sam Willis: DAVE
[2026-07-06 11:59:00] Sam Willis: So you’ll reach out today
[2026-07-06 11:59:00] Dave: I promise
[2026-07-06 11:59:00] Dave: I said I would, so I will 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-07-06 11:59:00] Sam Willis: Right now
[2026-07-06 12:00:00] Dave: No, but I will soon
[2026-07-06 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-07-06 12:50:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-06 12:51:00] Dave: Not too bad. I’ve done some light work. Plus got a bunch of orders and my drone return shipped out.
[2026-07-06 12:51:00] Dave: So pretty productive
[2026-07-06 12:52:00] Dave: Did Amir ever show up?
[2026-07-06 12:52:00] Dave: HBU?
[2026-07-06 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am not too bad just been on nonstop calls, but I have a break now until my interview in like an hour and a half So I'm actually finally getting ready straightening my hair putting on makeup it's just honestly such a waste but anyway I'm glad you're having a productive day. Armor did not show up. I know I looked and he was he's out of office so he must've forgot to move the meaning. I am totally fine with that Let's see What else? I guess that's really it doing shit is mad at me because it's taking me so long to get to the retirement of this insider risk standard I know I'm disappointing her but I'm sorry this is not my priority, but I don't like disappointing people So dealing with that, that's all I'm not gonna work out tonight because it's lower body and I hate lower body, but I'm going to make myself do the one of those dance videos so no excuses What should I make for dinner dinner tonight? I don't have anything. I think I'm just gonna have my strawberry spinach salad. That'll be good. Oh no, I'm having a decent Monday. Yay.
[2026-07-06 12:58:00] Dave: Yes! I was going to recommend your salad lol
[2026-07-06 12:58:00] Dave: Eeeeee! Dance videos!!
[2026-07-06 12:59:00] Dave: I have to drop Greyson off at the clinic again because they’re going to ANOTHER soccer game lol
[2026-07-06 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Yummm
[2026-07-06 13:00:00] Dave: Dropping him off around 4:30
[2026-07-06 13:00:00] Dave: So I think I might stop and grab a CFA salad 😁
[2026-07-06 13:00:00] Sam Willis: What time is that
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Bc I’ll be cold
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Sam Willis: The fact that I’ll be able to stand growing my hair long again, once I move back to the Midwest
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Sam Willis: and not sweating from my hair touching my face
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Sam Willis: I’M SO EXCITED TO BE COLD
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what I’m so excited about?
[2026-07-06 13:04:00] Dave: What’s that?
[2026-07-06 13:05:00] Dave: It’s IS nice to have seasons lol
[2026-07-06 14:01:00] Sam Willis: I love that I’ve had pretty much all my interviews where I’m wearing a blazer up top and pajama shorts on the bottom 😅
[2026-07-06 14:02:00] Dave: That’s IS pretty amazing
[2026-07-06 14:02:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-06 14:02:00] Dave: You should do one completely nude from the waste down - just so you can you’ve done it
[2026-07-06 14:08:00] Sam Willis: $100-$165 😬
[2026-07-06 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Oof. There’s a salary range on this job description that I did not realize before….
[2026-07-06 14:09:00] Dave: Oh! Eek
[2026-07-06 14:09:00] Sam Willis: This might be a short discussion. Girl isn’t taking that big of a cut 😩
[2026-07-06 14:13:00] Sam Willis: And I put on makeup and did my hair for this!!! What a waste!! lol
[2026-07-06 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I was perfectly happy being a troll!
[2026-07-06 14:14:00] Dave: Right?! Wtf
[2026-07-06 14:14:00] Dave: How dare they!
[2026-07-06 14:16:00] Dave: For real?
[2026-07-06 14:16:00] Sam Willis: Ridiculous
[2026-07-06 14:16:00] Sam Willis: Every single one of these HR ppl are late to the initial interview
[2026-07-06 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Also. Remember the days when they were in person and you showed up like 15 min early
[2026-07-06 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Very
[2026-07-06 14:17:00] Dave: Unprofessional
[2026-07-06 14:17:00] Dave: -The Air Force
[2026-07-06 14:17:00] Dave: If you aren’t 15 minutes early, you’re late.
[2026-07-06 14:31:00] Sam Willis: $100k-$125k
[2026-07-06 14:31:00] Dave: Oh wow
[2026-07-06 14:31:00] Sam Willis: We ended the call after that lol
[2026-07-06 14:31:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-07-06 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Whompppp
[2026-07-06 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-06 14:32:00] Sam Willis: lol. I said are there any other open roles on this team that are more seniored? And she said she’d check.
[2026-07-06 14:32:00] Dave: Were you like: bitch, get on my level
[2026-07-06 14:33:00] Dave: Bummer
[2026-07-06 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I’ll survive. 🙄 hmph lol
[2026-07-06 14:33:00] Dave: Sorry you wasted all that time getting ready lol
[2026-07-06 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Atleast I kept on my pajama pants!!! lol
[2026-07-06 14:35:00] Dave: hahaha
[2026-07-06 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: There's a country Carter, I think and I think it's called. I shaved my legs for this. That's exactly how I feel. Also, I listened to that song probably the last time I listen to this that song was back in 2020 when I started dating before I met Chaz and I went on a date with this guy. He was not at all what I thought, he looked like he wasn't a straight catfish, but like his pictures were definitely of him younger, and he was a lot shorter than I thought. Anyway, we went out to lunch and it was actually brunch and it was at a place where I forgot that they play like loud fucking music and we were seated right next to the fucking DJ and so we could barely hear each other. Needless to say we literally never said anything to each other ever again after that. Nothing I listened to that song on my way home. I'm gonna listen to it right now. It's so good.
[2026-07-06 14:41:00] Dave: lol!
[2026-07-06 15:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m not done with calls until 5 your time
[2026-07-06 15:01:00] Sam Willis: So is that too late to check in?
[2026-07-06 15:01:00] Dave: Nah that should be fine
[2026-07-06 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Kk. I’ll text you
[2026-07-06 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Phewwww, just had an amazing orgasm
[2026-07-06 15:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-06 15:49:00] Dave: AHHHHH!
[2026-07-06 15:49:00] Dave: What a wonderful surprise!!
[2026-07-06 15:49:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-06 15:49:00] Dave: Omg 😳… that look… the hair..
[2026-07-06 15:49:00] Dave: You. Are. Incredible.
[2026-07-06 15:54:00] Sam Willis: That’s all you. You are sooooo sexy and not just in my fantasies. My fantasies are so hott bc I’ve actually had the experiences with you 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-06 15:55:00] Dave: What was the scenario today??
[2026-07-06 15:56:00] Dave: AHHHHHH!
[2026-07-06 15:56:00] Sam Willis: You eating my pussy like you were starving for it 🥵🥵
[2026-07-06 15:56:00] Dave: And thank you, I’m soooo flattered 🫠
[2026-07-06 15:58:00] Dave: Ok, well... then when I get off later it only seems fitting that my fantasy should be of you sucking my dick like you're starving for it 🤭
[2026-07-06 15:59:00] Dave: Which is what it always feels like when you do it 🥵
[2026-07-06 15:59:00] Dave: You know just how to handle my cock 🫠🫠
[2026-07-06 16:02:00] Sam Willis: I loveeeeeee your cock
[2026-07-06 16:02:00] Sam Willis: 🤤
[2026-07-06 16:02:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-07-06 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Ok, fire literally just went through me 🥵
[2026-07-06 16:03:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m completely on fire now…
[2026-07-06 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Another reason WAA can’t end anytime soon
[2026-07-06 16:07:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-06 16:07:00] Sam Willis: We still have so much more to do!!!!!! lol
[2026-07-06 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m still trying to catch my breath 😅
[2026-07-06 16:09:00] Dave: Mmmmm, I’m glad it was a good one !!
[2026-07-06 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you I bought these? Very excited
[2026-07-06 16:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-06 16:14:00] Dave: No. That’s pretty cool though
[2026-07-06 17:09:00] Sam Willis: Are you free to chat soon? I’m shoving my face with food first.
[2026-07-06 17:09:00] Dave: lol yep
[2026-07-06 17:10:00] Dave: Like, 10 mins if that’s cool
[2026-07-06 17:10:00] Sam Willis: OK call me when you’re ready
[2026-07-06 18:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I was just thinking I'm like OK you know how sometimes when the police are stopping a car like if they suspect that it's a person that has a lot of warrants or that's armed and dangerous or whatever And they stop it and they immediately come out like guns blazing like they're just like yelling to get out of the car and put your hands up and there's no like approaching in the car as if you would a normal traffic stop well what if they're making a mistake and they're pulling over this totally innocent person and like can you imagine being that person and then you're just you just pull over for what you think it's a traffic stop in the next thing you know they're freaking yelling at you and they're pulling you out of the car and then you have to go to jail and they don't tell you anything at all about why they've arrested you until you actually get to the police station like, how scary would that be?
[2026-07-06 19:13:00] Dave: I look so old hahahaha
[2026-07-06 19:13:00] Dave: Uuuuugh I shouldn’t have sent that lol 🤦‍♂️
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Why?!?? 🥵🥵 you look like you’re coming off a good high!!!! 🥵
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤 I love this for both of us!
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Dave: But omg I came so hard thinking about you 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Sam Willis: No you don’t 🤣
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Sam Willis: No you don’t 🤣
[2026-07-06 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤 I love this for both of us!
[2026-07-06 19:15:00] Dave: 😴
[2026-07-06 19:15:00] Sam Willis: 😘😘😘
[2026-07-06 19:15:00] Dave: ….phew 🥵
[2026-07-06 19:15:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-07-06 19:16:00] Sam Willis: The best!!
[2026-07-06 19:38:00] Dave: Just got out the shower and I’m still fucking spent 🥵
[2026-07-06 19:38:00] Sam Willis: God I’m just so fucking tired 😭
[2026-07-06 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Ha we were typing the same shit basically
[2026-07-06 19:40:00] Dave: Read, my dick
[2026-07-06 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Unless you just are referring to your dick being spent, lol
[2026-07-06 19:41:00] Dave: But it’s highly in tune to the rest me so….
[2026-07-06 20:03:00] Dave: We just had a legit thunderstorm for like 30 mins with the sun totally out lol
[2026-07-06 20:04:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-06 20:04:00] Sam Willis: It looks beautiful
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Sam Willis: I love that your house backs up to woods
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Sam Willis: That would have been SO COOL, huh?!?
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Dave: Yeah I’m pretty happy about it
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Dave: Yeah I’m pretty happy about it
[2026-07-06 20:05:00] Dave: Wish I had a drone to photograph it better
[2026-07-06 20:06:00] Dave: There’s a little creek back there too
[2026-07-06 20:06:00] Dave: Sometimes lol
[2026-07-06 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Do you think they’ll develop it at some point? Build more damn houses?
[2026-07-06 20:06:00] Dave: Lots of birds and stuff live back there
[2026-07-06 20:10:00] Dave: No. It’s some kind of zone where they can’t duck with it because of the water table, or wildlife, or erosion or something. As easement? Idk what it’s called, but they can’t build anything else there.
[2026-07-06 20:10:00] Sam Willis: I want thatttttt
[2026-07-06 20:17:00] Sam Willis: The one from today?
[2026-07-06 20:17:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-06 20:17:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-07-06 20:17:00] Dave: Watching mwsafety
[2026-07-06 20:18:00] Sam Willis: His van is ridiculous
[2026-07-06 20:18:00] Sam Willis: So weird
[2026-07-06 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Like all the shit on the outside
[2026-07-06 20:51:00] Dave: No pain no gain!
[2026-07-06 20:51:00] Sam Willis: ☠️
[2026-07-06 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Dance is hard
[2026-07-06 20:52:00] Dave: Are you in a class now?
[2026-07-06 20:52:00] Dave: Or just finish?
[2026-07-06 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Thank you love
[2026-07-06 21:14:00] Dave: Good job baby!!
[2026-07-06 21:14:00] Dave: I’m proud of you
[2026-07-06 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Just finished. I only did 30 mins bc I’m not psychopathic enough yet to do an hour
[2026-07-06 21:15:00] Dave: Hell yeah 💪
[2026-07-06 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Now shower time. You heading to bed?
[2026-07-06 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah I’m probably not gonna make it much longer
[2026-07-06 21:20:00] Dave: I’m laying in bed watching machining on yt lol
[2026-07-06 21:21:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-06 21:21:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeTdNTxPFbI Our Lathe Was Due for Maintenance & We’ve Got Chuck Problems! It’s time. After 8 years of daily use, our ToolMaster TM-26120G lat...
[2026-07-06 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I hope you sleep well
[2026-07-06 21:26:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a dude
[2026-07-06 21:26:00] Sam Willis: But I love you!
[2026-07-06 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Oh lord
[2026-07-06 21:34:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-07-06 21:34:00] Dave: I’m such and engineer, thank you very much
[2026-07-06 21:34:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
[2026-07-06 21:35:00] Dave: I love you ❤️💕
[2026-07-06 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby
[2026-07-06 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-07-06 22:37:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooooo this girl is being put into a cop car. Resisting. Of course. SO unnecessary. To the male cops, she goes “can I tell you something? I started my period and I don’t have a tampon” LOLOL as if that’s her reasoning for not complying and not wanting to get in the fucking car.
[2026-07-06 22:42:00] Sam Willis: Why are people INSANE!!! I truly don’t understand how they think resisting is going to help their case. Do they REALLY think that the more they scream, the cops are just going to magically let them go???

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DAY OVERVIEW A playful morning of teasing and mutual affection turned into a day of professional frustrations and fantasies. The conversation was punctuated by an interview with a disappointing salary range and an extended, vividly described sexual fantasy. Their dynamic was marked by affection, longing, and a shared sense of humor.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Morning mood: Sam despises mornings but loves Dave, while Dave is working from home and misses Sam. - Work life: Sam’s interview with a healthcare company and frustrations with the process, Dave’s drone return and light work. - Dream logic: A fascinating discussion on how dreams adapt to real-life sounds, leading to Dave’s story about peeing in his sleep. - Dating and interviews: Critiques of online dating profiles and the absurdity of salary ranges on job postings. Sam’s struggles with interviews and her preference to not wear makeup, as well as Dave’s opinion on interview etiquette. - Healthcare and investments: Updates on rollover processes and the practicalities of setting up meetings, with a humorous take on the differences between their locations. - Sexual fantasy: Detailed scenario of Dave going down on Sam, initiated by Sam, with a description of the physical sensations and the emotional intensity of the experience.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam initiated a fantasy involving Dave eating her out, describing the actions and sensations in vivid detail. - Dave escalated the fantasy with a scenario of Sam sucking his cock, referencing the intensity of their past experiences together. - Physical sensations described include "fire" running through Sam, and both expressing a sense of being "on fire" and "spent" after the fantasy. - No toys or specific scenarios were mentioned, but the description was highly physical and emotional.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the sexual fantasy with vivid descriptions and emotional intensity, while Dave followed with a reciprocating fantasy. - There was a strong sense of longing and desire, with expressions of affection and need for physical intimacy. - The dynamic was one of mutual desire and emotional connection, with no tension or misunderstandings noted. - The conversation reflected a deep emotional bond and a shared sense of humor and affection, with no perceived power dynamics beyond the natural ebb and flow of their rapport.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu" — Sam, expressing her longing. - "It’s like you're the best person to nap with" — Sam, on their shared comfort and affection. - "I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now" — Dave, reciprocating her feelings. - "You. Are. Incredible." — Dave, in response to a sexual fantasy. - "I loveeeeeee your cock" — Sam, expressing her desire and affection. - "You know just how to handle my cock" — Dave, in a humorous and affectionate tone. - "I’m still trying to catch my breath" — Sam, after their fantasy, highlighting its intensity. - "They’re pulling you out of the car and then you have to go to jail" — Sam, in a humorous and vivid discussion on dream logic and reality interplay. - "I hope you sleep well" — Sam, tenderly wishing Dave a good night's rest. - "I love you baby" — Both, in their final exchange, affirming their affection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - An unresolved topic of discussing the salary ranges on job postings and their implications. - The emotional thread of their longing to be together physically is left open. - Running joke or reference to their affectionate and humorous dynamic. - State of mood at end of day: affectionate, playful, and longing.

MOOD MAP playful morning → frustrated midday → sexually charged afternoon → tender evening → affectionate longing.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    218

    28.6 fewer; previous daily average 246.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    28

    2.6 more; previous daily average 25.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 103 · 47% 115 · 53%
Average reply time 2m 59s (n=50) 5m 22s (n=50)
Conversation starts 0 of 1 · 0% 1 of 1 · 100%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 59s (n=50). 20% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 29s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 409 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 5m 22s (n=50). 83% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 56s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 409 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 76.9 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 76.9% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 17s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 83% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 56s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 409 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 218 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor42 · 19%
Status update37 · 17%
Frustration23 · 11%
Excitement22 · 10%
Affection15 · 7%

All other signals

Checking in15 · 7%
Emotional support11 · 5%
Appreciation8 · 4%
Vulnerability8 · 4%
Deep sharing6 · 3%
Encouragement5 · 2%
Flirting5 · 2%
Request3 · 1%
Sexting3 · 1%
Planning2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 0%
Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (23), Status update (19), Excitement (12), Affection (6), Emotional support (6)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (19), Status update (18), Frustration (17), Checking in (10), Excitement (10)

Tension and positive follow-ups

8 of 18 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (44%).

10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 8s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 18 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    WHAT?!?

  5. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    You’re a mess

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    DUDE!! I’ve done that too. I think just as a kid. But yessss it’s a thing!!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And yes it sucks lol

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    To say about this lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So many things

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

194 of 218 messages (89.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 92 / 103 89.3%
Sam Willis 102 / 115 88.7%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.82
Appreciation 0.75
Boundary setting 0.60
Checking in 0.69
Deep sharing 0.68
Disagreement 0.50
Emotional support 0.71
Encouragement 0.80
Excitement 0.74
Flirting 0.86
Frustration 0.73
Humor 0.68
Passive aggression 0.65
Planning 0.76
Request 0.68
Sexting 0.93
Status update 0.66
Vulnerability 0.65
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 11:53:43
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yes!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hehehehe I loooooove napping with you

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao, I wish I could make a clone too

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about and I don't know if there's a name for it but I know what kind of why it happens and it has to do with how dream time is obviously Like elastic In a w…

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even read their lips. FML

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤦‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Eric joined the call. Thank Christ

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    With this yogendra dude

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. The salary range is just another way for ppl to lie. like wtf

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s IS nice to have seasons lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love that I’ve had pretty much all my interviews where I’m wearing a blazer up top and pajama shorts on the bottom 😅

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s IS pretty amazing

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    You should do one completely nude from the waste down - just so you can you’ve done it

score 0.88 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    AHHHHH!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What a wonderful surprise!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    🥵🥵🥵

  5. Context · · Dave

    Omg 😳… that look… the hair..

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Unprofessional

  2. Context · · Dave

    -The Air Force

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    If you aren’t 15 minutes early, you’re late.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    $100k-$125k

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh wow

Checking in

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha y’all are so cute

  2. Context · · Dave

    😅

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    DAVE

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So you’ll reach out today

  5. Context · · Dave

    I promise

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    😅

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    DAVE

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So you’ll reach out today

  4. Context · · Dave

    I promise

  5. Context · · Dave

    I said I would, so I will 🙄🙄🙄

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    No, but I will soon

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmph

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How is your day going?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Not too bad. I’ve done some light work. Plus got a bunch of orders and my drone return shipped out.

  5. Context · · Dave

    So pretty productive

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe I loooooove napping with you

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao, I wish I could make a clone too

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about and I don't know if there's a name for it but I know what kind of why it happens and it has to do with how dream time is obviously Like elastic In a w…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: But that kind of reminds me of one thing that is stuck with me I was like a teenager probably when this happened But I had this dream where Had to pee really bad and I woke up in like rushed into the bathro…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s so a thing

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Did Amir ever show up?

  2. Context · · Dave

    HBU?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I am not too bad just been on nonstop calls, but I have a break now until my interview in like an hour and a half So I'm actually finally getting ready straightening my hair putting on makeup it's just honestly such a waste…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes! I was going to recommend your salad lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Eeeeee! Dance videos!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ridiculous

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Every single one of these HR ppl are late to the initial interview

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Also. Remember the days when they were in person and you showed up like 15 min early

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Very

  5. Context · · Dave

    Unprofessional

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: When what a terrible picture, his profile picture too married Maybe his wife knows three he has kids that he says yes they occasionally live with me and it is very fucking creepy. Then that he says he has a huge daddy daught…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, I can't believe that I mean, I kinda like it That did seem weird to me that they had a fucking salary which is odd and then I thought the same thing. I was like banking finance accounting 35 minu…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It really is hard sometimes

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I CAN’T UNDERSTAND INDIANS!!!! god it’s so hard!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sleep shopping FAIL

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. It’s like kinda feared. Just not as into it as I was hoping. Had to find out for myself though

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Atleast you get a full refund!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: All right, so yeah I'm obviously working from home today too and I'm determined to have a good day. Maybe even a good week we'll see but I do really struggle getting up in the mornings and I just don't know how to make that…

  5. Context · · Dave

    A whole good week!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: All right, so yeah I'm obviously working from home today too and I'm determined to have a good day. Maybe even a good week we'll see but I do really struggle getting up in the mornings and I just don't know how to make that…

  2. Context · · Dave

    A whole good week!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You can do it!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe I loooooove napping with you

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m not done with calls until 5 your time

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So is that too late to check in?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nah that should be fine

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Kk. I’ll text you

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Phewwww, just had an amazing orgasm

Excitement

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Atleast you get a full refund!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: All right, so yeah I'm obviously working from home today too and I'm determined to have a good day. Maybe even a good week we'll see but I do really struggle getting up in the mornings and I just don't know how to make that…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    A whole good week!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yes!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    A whole good week!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yes!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe I loooooove napping with you

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao, I wish I could make a clone too

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. The salary range is just another way for ppl to lie. like wtf This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like if money is that big a factor to you, you should be on the rich ppl apps lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I LOVE THIS FOR ME

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss Amir had scheduled a 1x1 with me and it looks like he’s out

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s awesome

Flirting

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.7905

  1. Context · · Dave

    What a wonderful surprise!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    🥵🥵🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Omg 😳… that look… the hair..

  4. Context · · Dave

    You. Are. Incredible.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s all you. You are sooooo sexy and not just in my fantasies. My fantasies are so hott bc I’ve actually had the experiences with you 🥵🥵🥵

score 0.88 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    What was the scenario today??

  2. Context · · Dave

    AHHHHHH!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You eating my pussy like you were starving for it 🥵🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    And thank you, I’m soooo flattered 🫠

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ok, well... then when I get off later it only seems fitting that my fantasy should be of you sucking my dick like you're starving for it 🤭

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ok, well... then when I get off later it only seems fitting that my fantasy should be of you sucking my dick like you're starving for it 🤭

  2. Context · · Dave

    Which is what it always feels like when you do it 🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You know just how to handle my cock 🫠🫠

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I loveeeeeee your cock

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤤

Frustration

Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re a mess

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    WHAT?!?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re a mess

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sleep shopping FAIL

Humor

Showing 3 of 42 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

score 0.76 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT?!?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHAT?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re a mess

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sleep shopping FAIL

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. It’s like kinda feared. Just not as into it as I was hoping. Had to find out for myself though

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    And thank you, I’m soooo flattered 🫠

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ok, well... then when I get off later it only seems fitting that my fantasy should be of you sucking my dick like you're starving for it 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Which is what it always feels like when you do it 🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    You know just how to handle my cock 🫠🫠

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I loveeeeeee your cock

Planning

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. It’s like kinda feared. Just not as into it as I was hoping. Had to find out for myself though

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Atleast you get a full refund!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: All right, so yeah I'm obviously working from home today too and I'm determined to have a good day. Maybe even a good week we'll see but I do really struggle getting up in the mornings and I just don't know how to make that…

  4. Context · · Dave

    A whole good week!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you free to chat soon? I’m shoving my face with food first.

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol yep

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Like, 10 mins if that’s cool

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK call me when you’re ready

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I was just thinking I'm like OK you know how sometimes when the police are stopping a car like if they suspect that it's a person that has a lot of warrants or that's armed and dangerous or whatever And they stop it and they…

Request

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s awesome

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    On the phone with Bubs and Fidelity now rolling over my shit. Le sigh

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Did you set up a time with the Schwab ppl

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m gonna!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha y’all are so cute

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So you’ll reach out today

  2. Context · · Dave

    I promise

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I said I would, so I will 🙄🙄🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Right now

  5. Context · · Dave

    No, but I will soon

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So is that too late to check in?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nah that should be fine

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Kk. I’ll text you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Phewwww, just had an amazing orgasm

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Sexting

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score 0.95 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    What was the scenario today??

  2. Context · · Dave

    AHHHHHH!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You eating my pussy like you were starving for it 🥵🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    And thank you, I’m soooo flattered 🫠

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ok, well... then when I get off later it only seems fitting that my fantasy should be of you sucking my dick like you're starving for it 🤭

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I loveeeeeee your cock

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤤

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    🥵

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok, fire literally just went through me 🥵

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I’m completely on fire now…

score 0.95 · confidence 0.98825

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why?!?? 🥵🥵 you look like you’re coming off a good high!!!! 🥵

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤 I love this for both of us! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But omg I came so hard thinking about you 🥵🥵🥵

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No you don’t 🤣

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No you don’t 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

Status update

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re returning the drone?!?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao, I wish I could make a clone too

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about and I don't know if there's a name for it but I know what kind of why it happens and it has to do with how dream time is obviously Like elastic In a w…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: But that kind of reminds me of one thing that is stuck with me I was like a teenager probably when this happened But I had this dream where Had to pee really bad and I woke up in like rushed into the bathro…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s so a thing

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    DUDE!! I’ve done that too. I think just as a kid. But yessss it’s a thing!!!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about and I don't know if there's a name for it but I know what kind of why it happens and it has to do with how dream time is obviously Like elastic In a w…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: But that kind of reminds me of one thing that is stuck with me I was like a teenager probably when this happened But I had this dream where Had to pee really bad and I woke up in like rushed into the bathro…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s so a thing

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    DUDE!! I’ve done that too. I think just as a kid. But yessss it’s a thing!!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And yes it sucks lol

Vulnerability

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you know…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That I despise mornings?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But also, did you know that I love you so much ❤️ I’d give anything to cuddle in bed with youuuuu

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am working from home today. That's pretty awesome. Hopefully You fucking bomb you just beat me. Did I know what let's do this let's live. He despise mornings and get out of here that…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love you and I would give also anything to be snuggled up with you right now I was actually thinking about that last night when I went to bed too Wish you were here to snuggle up with So yeah, how old tod…

score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: But that kind of reminds me of one thing that is stuck with me I was like a teenager probably when this happened But I had this dream where Had to pee really bad and I woke up in like rushed into the bathro…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s so a thing

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    DUDE!! I’ve done that too. I think just as a kid. But yessss it’s a thing!!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And yes it sucks lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    To say about this lol

score 0.72 · confidence 0.6545

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I turned on copilot. Hopefully it helps

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even read their lips. FML

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    🤦‍♂️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Eric joined the call. Thank Christ

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    With this yogendra dude