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2026-05-22

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[2026-05-22 07:58:00] Sam Willis: But good morning!
[2026-05-22 07:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 08:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass dreams. I figured exactly what the world was about, but it was probably a relic of us talking about. Shooting Cause it was like there's three couples at a casino Like me, you then two other couples that were three of us were together and Something like I don't know if somebody tried to rob the place or whatever but It turned into like the shootout and for some reason me and the other two guys from our group had guns and were like shot everybody up and Save the day Yeah, I don't. I don't know it was. It was loud. It's fine though. But that was it Yeah, so pretty much off work today that's awesome and then of course all the way off Monday so it's basically a four day weekend So looking forward to that I thought Emerson's graduation was this weekend so I was like oh that sucks but it's actually next weekend so not so bad. I hope you're not actually going into the office for a half day. But you probably are cause you're a good girl so that's all right If you are, I hope you have a good commute. Maybe there won't be many people out because It's a holiday weekend Or maybe tons of people will be traveling it'll be super busy your nuts Anyway, I miss you. I can't wait to see you and maybe fuck you in the back of a car at the grocery store. And I can't wait to hear your voice then I will talk to you soon bye
[2026-05-22 08:02:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-22 08:02:00] Dave: Exactly what I was thinking about
[2026-05-22 08:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 08:03:00] Sam Willis: I knew it
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Also the shoot out. wtf.
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh god another graduation lol
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Dave: Haha
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in
[2026-05-22 08:04:00] Dave: Yeah it was definitely a fun dream
[2026-05-22 08:05:00] Sam Willis: Gotta take a shower and get ready. I’ll message more in a bit
[2026-05-22 08:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning happy Friday and no day of work for you must be nice I'm on my way to the office. I looked in the traffic is like 10 or 20 minutes faster than it normally is so. I will take that probably gonna stay until noon and then call it a day. I don't know if that seems long enough right I'll get there before eight. Yeah, I think So AnyWho I'm listening to this play podcast and you know when you watch so much true crime a lot of the cases start blurry together. It's like this one sounds familiar. I'm pretty sure I've seen it somewhere. But I don't know still listening, but it's like a 15-year-old girl and they were talking about the house. We're talking about how you know she didn't show up for school the next day and her mom was like OK well, maybe she just skip school cause you know she's a teenage kid and just wanna hang out with friends like. You know and the host was like yeah you know like like most people don't just jump to like the worst possible conclusion of like you know she's been taken or murdered or whatever and I'm thinking you don't. I always jump to the worst possible conclusion if something is out of the norm, then typically it's cause there's something fucked up going on so like what do you mean we're not jumping to the worst possible conclusion I cannot relate. So that was just funny there was something else I was gonna tell you I don't know, but I'm down to my last Wellbutrin pill. I have one for tomorrow that's it and I called the doctors office yesterday. Never heard back. I checked in the pharmacy. Hadn't heard back either so I guess I'm gonna call fucking again. I don't know what the hell is going on. So anyway I am I'm very fucking annoyed extremely but also like I'm gonna go through. I've been through before where I had to just like cold stop the pills because I ran out and I go fucking crazy like my mood swings are wild. And I like the emotional times fucking 10, which is a lot you know Also thank God it's payday because I'm broke because you know I loaned somebody or I didn't loan I just gave somebody fucking $2000 so that's cool cool cool cool love that for me so anyhow Your dream was funny only you would be like that was fun to like shoot up a bunch of people and be the hero goddamnit I just shook my water bottle and it was not properly sealed I had really fucked up dreams and I cannot remember them, but I woke up disturbed And I don't know what they were about, but they were not pleasant, but I don't know if I'll think of later AnyWho, I'm hoping that the dogs are gonna be like in the mood to nap with me whenever I get home and then I'll like take him out to the pool or something probably You know so All right, well back to listening to murder
[2026-05-22 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, I think the other thing I was gonna say since you're such a big fan of YouTube do you know if you can watch ABC 2020 episodes on YouTube because I think I don't know but fucking OK, I have YouTube TV and I always watch ABC 2020 on there and I just like you know pick up the latest episode and I was watching last night. I get down to the last 20 minutes and the sound just stops and it wasn't my TV. The sound was working on everything else and it kept being that exact same spot cause I was reminded that I was fasting. It was that exact same spot where the sound just went out for the rest of the fucking show so I couldn't finish it. I couldn't figure out what the fuck happened although I'm pretty sure I know what happened but either way I'm like I gotta finish this fucking episode. So that just pissed me off I never happened before so I need to find it somewhere else and I don't wanna get Hulu again if I can avoid cause I'm trying not to spend money, but I don't have
[2026-05-22 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I just learned you can shoot up cocaine I don't think I've ever heard that. I just thought it was only to snort the fuck is shooting up cocaine.
[2026-05-22 09:05:00] Dave: Hahaha… cool cool cool love that for me
[2026-05-22 09:06:00] Dave: I’m sorry you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.
[2026-05-22 09:06:00] Dave: And I love that you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.
[2026-05-22 09:07:00] Dave: Omg that’s whack that the sound went out lol
[2026-05-22 09:07:00] Dave: I don’t have YT TV.
[2026-05-22 09:11:00] Dave: Yeah cocaine is water soluble so you can mix it with water and inject it. Injecting it into your blood takes it straight to your brain within seconds instead of minutes (if you snoot it).
[2026-05-22 09:12:00] Dave: The water solubility is what also makes it a good anesthetic - like it used to be used back in the day for medicinal purposes
[2026-05-22 09:13:00] Sam Willis: So educated in these areas
[2026-05-22 09:13:00] Dave: Or ofc you can mix it with a base to make crack and smoke it
[2026-05-22 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Listen to you
[2026-05-22 09:14:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-05-22 09:14:00] Dave: And movies and documentaries
[2026-05-22 09:14:00] Dave: It’s mostly from rap culture tbh
[2026-05-22 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Can I just say I find it so disturbing How many cases are a result of? A mom starting date, a new guy and then he rapes and kills her daughter. It's just like I know it's like not normal but it happens and it's just like how why like it happens way more than it should what the actual fuck Is that a thing anyway I just pulled in the office there's probably 20 cars here for this building you know and there's three building so you know there's some people
[2026-05-22 09:28:00] Dave: Right?!.. Wtf
[2026-05-22 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Sick fucks
[2026-05-22 10:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 10:47:00] Sam Willis: FML
[2026-05-22 10:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 10:54:00] Dave: 😬😬😬
[2026-05-22 11:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 11:25:00] Sam Willis: What does this mean?!?
[2026-05-22 11:25:00] Sam Willis: That they’re scheduling them for me?!?
[2026-05-22 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Wait. Call me. If you can.
[2026-05-22 11:27:00] Dave: Yeah!!
[2026-05-22 11:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 11:37:00] Sam Willis: We will see 😬
[2026-05-22 11:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I can cancel and receive travel credit, but there's $100 fee that comes out of the ticket refund or whatever so I would get like $218 worth of travel credit for 300 and whatever $80 ticket. I think it's what it was. But more importantly is the alibi because that is locked in for training so We'll see oh you just sent me a thing Yeah that's it. That's a good email. I'm sure they'll be able to accommodate. I hope so anyway.
[2026-05-22 11:40:00] Sam Willis: OK we will see
[2026-05-22 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so that was to cancel, but what if you wanted to change and just fly instead of the Phoenix flight to Indy?
[2026-05-22 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Wait
[2026-05-22 11:41:00] Sam Willis: Well damn
[2026-05-22 11:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 11:41:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well shit how would that work because you're not gonna fly fuck You would only one on one way ticket to MD unless we just stay in Indy for multiple days which could work sure Yeah Otherwise, like get a one-way ticket to Indy and then I can pay to fly us back to Phoenix but then you'd have to keep your ticket to fly back home from Phoenix man what does it say about changing?
[2026-05-22 11:42:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha I'm sure it'll work out. I think that's perfectly reasonable for them to accommodate and I'm sure they will.
[2026-05-22 11:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This still puts us in to where we can't do the Gummies Like like unless I literally got drug tested while I was in Effingham, which like isn't gonna be a thing so that sucks but we'll still get totally A drunk off of lemon drum martinis and the white Russians and but it'll still be fine. You know we got plenty drunk on crazy night and we didn't have any freaking Gummies so
[2026-05-22 11:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: We don't need either of those every They're fine, but We can do perfectly all right sober I mean just look at our sex combos. Those are 90% when we're completely sober and those are fucking filthy. So we don't we don't need any help
[2026-05-22 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Fucking filthy
[2026-05-22 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooooo
[2026-05-22 11:47:00] Dave: 😏
[2026-05-22 11:47:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-05-22 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm I’m horny
[2026-05-22 12:23:00] Dave: What are you thinking about?
[2026-05-22 12:23:00] Dave: What a coincidence 😏
[2026-05-22 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Except. Obviously. Thinking about you
[2026-05-22 12:24:00] Sam Willis: I was just thing of going home and masturbating but about nothing in particular yet
[2026-05-22 12:24:00] Dave: Hahaha nice try
[2026-05-22 12:24:00] Dave: Good save
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Dave: Nothing… Oh! I mean… You
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Dave: lmao
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: No. We are done
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: You ass.
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Goodbye
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: But that’s true!
[2026-05-22 12:25:00] Sam Willis: I meant to no specific scenario.
[2026-05-22 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-22 12:26:00] Dave: That was the last straw eh?
[2026-05-22 12:27:00] Dave: I was back on this 🥵
[2026-05-22 12:27:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1t1b7j6/anal_anal_play_double_anal_double_penetration/?share_id=fFb4l0qlYXk8gwt6ngizU&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn - 2 votes and 0 comments
[2026-05-22 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm that is a favorite for sure
[2026-05-22 12:32:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1sm3hmx/he_handles_me_from_the_back_while_i_ride_so_hot/?share_id=5QlAoR-M05EdRepkdf_x4&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot - 414 votes and 4 comments
[2026-05-22 12:32:00] Dave: And this one is a constant
[2026-05-22 12:33:00] Sam Willis: 💯!!!
[2026-05-22 14:24:00] Sam Willis: It’s been approximately 2 hrs. Hmph
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Dave: I was letting you work because I knew you were busy
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Dave: YOU’RE WELCOME
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Sam Willis: What’s your excuse
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Sam Willis: Well I’ve been busy working
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-05-22 14:25:00] Dave: Sheesh
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Dave: I was actually just about to text you
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Sam Willis: You’re so sweet
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes I just left
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea?
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Gotta get home to my babies
[2026-05-22 14:26:00] Dave: Figured you were about to leave work
[2026-05-22 14:27:00] Dave: What are you gonna do with the rest of the day
[2026-05-22 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Get in the pool with the idiots first.
[2026-05-22 14:27:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-22 14:27:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-22 14:28:00] Dave: Wear them out then try to get a nap?
[2026-05-22 14:28:00] Sam Willis: I got ahold of my realtor just to start putting her on notice lol
[2026-05-22 14:28:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing lol. Then I really should go to Sherwin Williams tonight so I can start painting tomorrow
[2026-05-22 14:29:00] Dave: I’m pretty sure paint is significantly less expensive for the same stuff at homedepot
[2026-05-22 14:29:00] Sam Willis: Going to the dumb gym tomorrow morning at 8. Fml
[2026-05-22 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Do they carry sherwin Williams? lol
[2026-05-22 14:30:00] Dave: Why do you want that brand?
[2026-05-22 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Fineeeee. I’ll just need to ask Claude for Home Depot specific recommendations lol
[2026-05-22 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Ahh!!
[2026-05-22 14:32:00] Dave: Don’t over think it
[2026-05-22 14:32:00] Dave: Decide what color you want, decide what finish you want, buy the middle grade.
[2026-05-22 14:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 14:32:00] Dave: Trust me
[2026-05-22 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I’ve stopped paying attention
[2026-05-22 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I gotta look at the job description again.
[2026-05-22 14:33:00] Dave: …Sr manager
[2026-05-22 14:34:00] Dave: Fair
[2026-05-22 14:34:00] Sam Willis: If it pays well, then I dgaf
[2026-05-22 14:46:00] Sam Willis: What do you have going on the rest of the day?
[2026-05-22 14:47:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-22 14:47:00] Dave: Actually I have some laundry going
[2026-05-22 14:47:00] Sam Willis: Love it!
[2026-05-22 14:47:00] Dave: I’m thinking mostly…. This
[2026-05-22 14:48:00] Dave: Plus I need to change the bedding
[2026-05-22 14:48:00] Dave: Don’t boss me around!!
[2026-05-22 14:48:00] Sam Willis: Well get to it!!
[2026-05-22 14:49:00] Sam Willis: 2ish more weeks!!
[2026-05-22 14:49:00] Dave: …Unless you’re naked 😈
[2026-05-22 14:57:00] Sam Willis: The fucking drs office is now closed and they still haven’t gotten back to the pharmacy. I’m gonna lose it.
[2026-05-22 14:59:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-05-22 15:00:00] Dave: See if they have an on call person
[2026-05-22 15:01:00] Sam Willis: They’ll be open tomorrow for 4 hrs. I’ll call then. Assholes.
[2026-05-22 15:02:00] Dave: Are they always this unresponsive?
[2026-05-22 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Not this bad
[2026-05-22 15:03:00] Dave: Oh, well that’s good
[2026-05-22 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Not really
[2026-05-22 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so this isn't like some novel idea novel idea like you know some new idea but I heard this last night on my show In this way in a while and I was like that is so true cause they were talking about biggest fears and this girl fear failure, which is like super common I know and he was like is it really fear of failure or is it fear of people see other people seeing you fail and she was like oh damn and I was also like oh damn Because that is so true and then it makes me think about how I feel guilty about doing fuck all you know and just fucking resting and vegging and it's like do I actually feel guilty Or do I like feel guilty because like people might think that I'm just like a sloth piece of shit you know and like I gotta act like I'm like making the most of my weekends and my time you know
[2026-05-22 15:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So are you saying that for you it is the fear of what other people think because it's 100% not that for me like I could give a single fuck it's like I mean I guess I don't have a lot of fear of failing but when I do, it's because Like of my own, I guess Oh gosh, what's the word for it? I'm not sure. Let me think about that. It's something internal though. It's not what other people think and I think that for me is due to like the dissolution of ego from the things that I do like skateboarding jujutsu. Guitar things like that like you have to kind of give up caring what anybody thinks about you to do those things cause you fucking suck at them for a long time
[2026-05-22 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh I totally care what ppl think
[2026-05-22 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I can see that stuff for you
[2026-05-22 15:13:00] Sam Willis: I definitely don’t WANT to
[2026-05-22 15:13:00] Dave: Yea that tracks now that I think about it
[2026-05-22 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Totallllllyyy
[2026-05-22 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Lol
[2026-05-22 15:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, I mean I get what you're saying about how like you fucking suck at those things but it like when you start out but it's more impressive though to people that you're even doing those things so like people aren't judging you anyway for sucking because like you're doing the damn thing like you know good for you Most people aren't and so for me mine isn't necessarily like fear failure, but it definitely comes out in my FOMO of like I can't rest because God forbid you know everybody else is on top of things and everybody else else's so energetic and their houses are so clean and like they have all these active lives and look at me just being a piece of shit like that is 100% Dislike made up fucking story in my head. My mom is the exact same way. I don't know why we're like this. It's pretty common but it's fucking annoying. So Yeah, I don't really know where I was going with that but anyway
[2026-05-22 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Like another example the drive to you know keep doing well at my job and getting promoted and stuff that is very largely know what other people think like and then not being able to Stop that and necessarily go backwards because what would people think type thing I'm like low-key I have said so many times like I will never fucking go back to on it and how much I cannot fucking stand on it which is pretty true still and so I'm already from day one I've already been like oh my God I really don't want to tell people that if I get this job then I'm going back to audit like how embarrassing for me
[2026-05-22 15:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, yeah that so much about the thing that you're doing like yeah I get what you're saying that well so kind of like some people are impressed that you're doing those things but some people also Like make fun of you or Don't lie or like I could do that if I want to like have the ego part of it right like they don't see that it's a hard thing and they aren't impressed that you're doing it. They're like cool. Look at that stupid old guy trying to learn how to skateboard that's dumb he's dumb. Or I could I could play the guitar if I wanted to I just I just don't want to Or you know I could, I could kick somebody's ass without all that stupid roll around the ground. I could kick those people's ass no big deal and fight you know like people don't know for one. But that's like, but even still like it's all kind of I mean, I guess yours isn't Necessarily an ego driven thing, but I think the end product of what Of my dissolution of ego through their activities Translates to everything in the genre of what people of caring about what people think about me and this is like I guess not something that I haven't ever recognized, but because we've talked about this, I mean since the very beginning of Waves arms around or probably just of our friendship at all as That yeah this is like a one place that we are a total 180° different Because you very much care what everybody thinks and I very much don't I try to like be true to how I feel about things Regardless of without letting other peoples Opinions kind of cloud the muddy the waters you know Yeah, what else was there? I thought there was more to that but yeah, some people are just that way I guess like your way for every way I feel like you and your mom I guess maybe it's hereditary. I don't know.
[2026-05-22 15:31:00] Sam Willis: Yea I definitely wish I was more like you on this lol
[2026-05-22 15:32:00] Dave: Yeah well… the downside is being the lowest paid person in TRM lololol
[2026-05-22 15:41:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-05-22 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Did you take a nap today?
[2026-05-22 15:41:00] Dave: Not yet
[2026-05-22 15:42:00] Dave: Still doing this though ☺️
[2026-05-22 15:43:00] Dave: So it might happen at any moment
[2026-05-22 15:43:00] Sam Willis: That looks boring AF
[2026-05-22 15:44:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-22 15:44:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PpWrnN-6RE Japanese POW Camps Were SO Much Worse Than You Think Patreon: https://patreon.com/FlashbackHistoryWANT MORE? - Check o...
[2026-05-22 15:46:00] Sam Willis: I need the drama
[2026-05-22 15:46:00] Dave: I mean… there aren’t any jealous bitches fighting over guys they don’t know but, it’s not bad
[2026-05-22 15:47:00] Dave: And it’s reason 2685278 I love you 😘
[2026-05-22 15:47:00] Sam Willis: But I, personally, want a drama free life
[2026-05-22 15:47:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-22 15:47:00] Dave: I know you do
[2026-05-22 15:50:00] Sam Willis: a self recorded video interview?!? What the actual fuck
[2026-05-22 15:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 15:51:00] Dave: lol wow
[2026-05-22 15:51:00] Dave: Yeah that’s whack
[2026-05-22 15:52:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/the317agent/reel/DYkqNdgqEDI/ Sean Hartwick ‖ Indianapolis Realtor on Instagram 13K views: "🪵 Comment, “Patio” for 🏡 Details Welcome home to...
[2026-05-22 15:52:00] Sam Willis: I want this backyard
[2026-05-22 15:53:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-05-22 15:53:00] Sam Willis: And like not terribly priced
[2026-05-22 15:53:00] Dave: That’s gorgeous
[2026-05-22 15:54:00] Dave: Right
[2026-05-22 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Thermometer says pool temp is 83
[2026-05-22 15:58:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-22 15:58:00] Dave: What??
[2026-05-22 15:58:00] Sam Willis: 87 is like perfect
[2026-05-22 15:58:00] Sam Willis: That’s still cold!!
[2026-05-22 15:59:00] Sam Willis: I won’t even get in until it hits 80.
[2026-05-22 15:59:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s still too cold at 83 lol
[2026-05-22 16:00:00] Sam Willis: A lot of ppl will swim with it in the 70s. I’m just a baby. But it’ll get to well over end of the summer
[2026-05-22 16:00:00] Dave: Huh.. I guess you’d know. I’ve never really checked pool temperatures
[2026-05-22 16:00:00] Dave: 83 sounds warm
[2026-05-22 16:01:00] Dave: I mean, I guess that’s still technically below body temperature 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-22 16:30:00] Sam Willis: Pool time done. Yasssss. I can be free from dog guilt the rest of the day lol
[2026-05-22 16:38:00] Dave: Nobody’s going to think you’re a shitty dog owner ☺️
[2026-05-22 16:38:00] Dave: Good job baby!!
[2026-05-22 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby
[2026-05-22 16:41:00] Dave: I got u
[2026-05-22 16:42:00] Dave: I want another pic of your pussy when you get a chance
[2026-05-22 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Ok, this weekend some time
[2026-05-22 16:44:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-22 16:44:00] Sam Willis: I owe you one!!
[2026-05-22 16:44:00] Dave: Uhh… ok… thanks Ngl, I expected some protest
[2026-05-22 16:45:00] Dave: You are the best 😈
[2026-05-22 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Just trying to keep up with you!
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Sam Willis: You are ridiculous
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Dave:
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Dave: Well naughty photos are a great way!!
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Sam Willis: SIR!!!
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Dave: Well naughty photos are a great way!!
[2026-05-22 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh!!!
[2026-05-22 16:48:00] Dave: We have a lot to keep up with!!
[2026-05-22 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Ok what % of the average week day do you think you’re hard? Like 5%?
[2026-05-22 16:48:00] Dave: We have a lot to keep up with!!
[2026-05-22 16:49:00] Dave: Hmmm good question
[2026-05-22 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Well yea
[2026-05-22 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Or maybe easier ?, about how many times a day do you pop a random boner lol
[2026-05-22 16:49:00] Dave: Of just waking hours?
[2026-05-22 16:50:00] Dave: Oh, random?.. or because I’m thinking about fucking you?
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Is that high??
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Dave: Ima have to pay attention to gather some data
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Low???
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Dave: 2 times
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Both? 😂😂
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m expecting like 2 times a day
[2026-05-22 16:51:00] Dave: Jeez there’s no way to even estimate..
[2026-05-22 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Oh really??? Hahaha I love that
[2026-05-22 16:52:00] Dave: Low
[2026-05-22 16:54:00] Dave: I get hard for you at least… 10 times a day. Probably more like 12-15. I guess that also depends on how long I stay hard which is probably anywhere from like 3-15 minutes.
[2026-05-22 16:55:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🤤🤤
[2026-05-22 16:55:00] Dave: Which depends on if it’s just a quick turn-on from something you said, or a thought.. or if I’m like actively fantasizing
[2026-05-22 16:56:00] Dave: What about you? Actually getting wet probably isn’t the same as getting hard is it? Like, it probably takes a little more time and energy right?
[2026-05-22 16:58:00] Sam Willis: The fire is instant
[2026-05-22 16:58:00] Dave: Like you can get horny without actually getting wet? Does it take some time, or does is it pet much instant - like getting hard?
[2026-05-22 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Yea it’s rare I get like legit wet just from a passing thought or something you say.
[2026-05-22 16:58:00] Sam Willis: But I get fire running through me probs 5 times a day or so
[2026-05-22 16:59:00] Dave: Is that different than getting wet?
[2026-05-22 16:59:00] Dave: Yeah, fire is probably more akin to hard
[2026-05-22 16:59:00] Dave: Actually, can you feel blood flow to your pussy increase?
[2026-05-22 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I think that’s pretty much the as getting wet
[2026-05-22 17:01:00] Dave: Questions I never knew I had 😋
[2026-05-22 17:03:00] Dave: Leave it to me lol
[2026-05-22 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Questions I don’t think I’ve ever been asked! Lol
[2026-05-22 18:42:00] Dave: 2 hour check-in lol 🤪
[2026-05-22 18:42:00] Dave: Hope you’re napping
[2026-05-22 18:44:00] Dave: For reference, I went from 0 to about 90% just now. Not really even thinking any particular sex thing.
[2026-05-22 18:45:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-22 18:45:00] Dave: God! See what you do to me?! 🥵
[2026-05-22 18:45:00] Dave: Are you a witch?
[2026-05-22 18:46:00] Dave: You’re a succubus!! 😈
[2026-05-22 19:13:00] Sam Willis: This is so hott 🤭 I love it
[2026-05-22 19:13:00] Sam Willis: This is so hott 🤭 I love it K, 100
[2026-05-22 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Yes I was napping. Or atleast trying to. Dogs 😒
[2026-05-22 19:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 19:16:00] Sam Willis: I hate it here
[2026-05-22 19:16:00] Sam Willis: What in the actual fuck
[2026-05-22 19:28:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-05-22 19:31:00] Dave: Pizza, ofc
[2026-05-22 19:31:00] Dave: Just finished eating
[2026-05-22 19:32:00] Dave: Also got some golden Oreos lined up 😋
[2026-05-22 19:38:00] Sam Willis: Yummmm
[2026-05-22 19:39:00] Sam Willis: I think I’m going to make me a drink
[2026-05-22 19:40:00] Sam Willis: You know it!
[2026-05-22 19:40:00] Dave: Vodka and lemonade?
[2026-05-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh I can’t wait either!!! I am very ready lol
[2026-05-22 19:41:00] Dave: I can’t freaking wait to make you the best lemon drops you’ve ever had 😉
[2026-05-22 19:43:00] Sam Willis: OK what happens to your car if it was stolen and then used in a murder. So it has to be held for quite awhile to be processed. So does the owners insurance pay for them to get a new car?
[2026-05-22 19:44:00] Dave: That’s a good question!!
[2026-05-22 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Place seems super high crime
[2026-05-22 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Also bro, I have no desire to ever go to New Orleans
[2026-05-22 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Total fucking teenage thugs
[2026-05-22 19:54:00] Dave: Oh New Orleans is a total shithole
[2026-05-22 19:55:00] Dave: I’ve been pre and post Katrina and bother are just fucking awful lol
[2026-05-22 19:56:00] Dave: I mean, it’s cool to walk the main areas once, go to cafe au le… but that’s about it
[2026-05-22 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Yea no thanks
[2026-05-22 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Ppl getting shot up every day lol
[2026-05-22 19:59:00] Dave: Yeah, everything outside of the main tourist areas is gehhhhhhhtoooooo
[2026-05-22 20:00:00] Dave: And the food everyone is so crazy about is also ass
[2026-05-22 20:00:00] Dave: Gross ass shellfish cooked in gross ass seawater
[2026-05-22 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Lolllll
[2026-05-22 20:02:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a baby about your seafood. 😂
[2026-05-22 20:02:00] Sam Willis: It’s cute
[2026-05-22 20:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-22 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Also. I can’t stand when punk assholes are soooooo tough until they get caught. Then they look like this.
[2026-05-22 20:04:00] Sam Willis: So sad. Like we should feel sorry for them.
[2026-05-22 20:21:00] Sam Willis: Thanks Dave
[2026-05-22 20:22:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-22 20:22:00] Sam Willis: The long paragraph feels very spot on ❤️❤️
[2026-05-22 20:22:00] Sam Willis: You’ve now ruined me forever
[2026-05-22 20:23:00] Sam Willis: Making me feel like the most interesting person in the room 🥰
[2026-05-22 20:23:00] Dave: What if that life is all he has ever known ? How can you expect him to be different if his parents grew up like that, their parents grew up like that, and their parents were slaves
[2026-05-22 20:24:00] Sam Willis: I mean ok. Sure. Possibly.
[2026-05-22 20:24:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-05-22 20:25:00] Dave: Sure but to understand that you have to have a certain level of education and capacity
[2026-05-22 20:25:00] Sam Willis: And you murder innocent ppl
[2026-05-22 20:25:00] Sam Willis: And I’m sorry but when you’re lieing your ass off.
[2026-05-22 20:25:00] Sam Willis: But actions have consequences.
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Dave: Maybe lying is all he’s ever known
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Maybe the best we can do is not give them life in prison and try to actually turn them into good people
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Sam Willis: I love love your empathy for young people, but we can’t just excuse their awful behaviors bc their brains aren’t fully developed
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Sam Willis: But 🤷‍♀️
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Dave: That’s awfully Republican of you
[2026-05-22 20:26:00] Dave: That’s awfully Republican of you
[2026-05-22 20:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m saying if we could change the prison system to do that.
[2026-05-22 20:27:00] Sam Willis: Also. This is an adult. Thank you very much.
[2026-05-22 20:27:00] Dave: Prison doesn’t do anything to make them good people
[2026-05-22 20:28:00] Sam Willis: If this is the case, then we should ALL be excused for our bad behaviors bc we are all byproducts of our parents.
[2026-05-22 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Ok so a 40 yo who commits murder, yeaaaa fuck em!!!! But a 20 yo, make all the excuses for them?
[2026-05-22 20:29:00] Dave: Just because they’re 40 doesn’t mean they have received any of the education that they were lacking at 20
[2026-05-22 20:30:00] Sam Willis: So what is your point
[2026-05-22 20:42:00] Dave: That were all just a product of our experiences and some of us don’t experience enough (education, parenting, socialization) to make good, civilized decisions or foresee consequences
[2026-05-22 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Fair. But the consequences still need to be in place
[2026-05-22 20:55:00] Dave: For sure. But my point is that it’s not as black and white as it seems. YOU know the difference between right and wrong because your a white mid-western girl who’s dad was the chief of police of a small town. You went to good schools and got to go to college. That produces a very different brain than the person born into poverty and gang/drug culture, who probably didn’t got to Highschool at all and certainly didn’t go to college. Someone who grew up seeing people die all around them - many at the hands of the police. We’re talking about people whose relatives were literally SLAVES. They never went on to lead productive equal lives after they were emancipated. They didn’t have the opportunities, and the prison system was in fact DESIGNED around keeping them IN slavery. It’s the 16th amendment.
[2026-05-22 20:56:00] Dave: You literally are! 🥰
[2026-05-22 20:56:00] Dave: You literally are! 🥰
[2026-05-22 20:57:00] Dave: Wow, this does hit home
[2026-05-22 20:59:00] Sam Willis: The Gemini thing?
[2026-05-22 20:59:00] Sam Willis: The Gemini thing?
[2026-05-22 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I hate when it’s pay day and like POOF my money is already gone
[2026-05-22 21:42:00] Sam Willis: You should add Homicide Squad New Orleans to your list. It’s on Netflix. It’s like body cam footage and documentary ppl filming at the time they are investigating. Kind of like 48 hrs.
[2026-05-22 21:47:00] Dave: Do you like have a buffer or reserve or anything? Like I use YNAB to manage my money and I basically allocate money to all of my expenses ahead of time. My accounts are connected to it so I categorize every item (it does most automatically) and then like, each category has a “bucket” that you put money in. So for example according to YNAB I have $0 but that’s because it’s all allocated. My checking account balance is actually like $20k but that money is allocated for the next few months of bills. House payment, electricity, eating out, groceries, etc
[2026-05-22 21:47:00] Dave: Or do you just… wing it
[2026-05-22 21:48:00] Sam Willis: I tried YNAB but I suck at budgeting
[2026-05-22 21:48:00] Sam Willis: $20k?!!! GEESH BIG $$$$!!!
[2026-05-22 21:48:00] Dave: I do a lot of it respectively 🤭
[2026-05-22 21:48:00] Sam Willis: I have some reserves but not $20k lol
[2026-05-22 21:48:00] Dave: I do a lot of it respectively 🤭
[2026-05-22 21:49:00] Sam Willis: I mostly wing it
[2026-05-22 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Exactly. Same here!!
[2026-05-22 21:51:00] Dave: Well, it’s not exactly reserves because it’s allocated… but it’s how I can absorb the $2k to Ryan bullshit. But at the same time thats one of MY house payments 😠
[2026-05-22 21:52:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-05-22 21:52:00] Dave: And ofc, who knows what’s going to happen with the economy and job status, etc 😅
[2026-05-22 21:52:00] Sam Willis: But you have stuff allocated for months in advance. I do not lol
[2026-05-22 21:56:00] Dave: These all stood out to me
[2026-05-22 21:56:00] Dave: These all stood out to me
[2026-05-22 21:56:00] Dave: Notice your silence before your words Obsessed without admitting it …they love you with their mind, heart, attention loyalty etc…
[2026-05-22 21:56:00] Dave: Notice your silence before your words Obsessed without admitting it …they love you with their mind, heart, attention loyalty etc…
[2026-05-22 21:57:00] Sam Willis: You’re the bestest non-boyfriend ever!!! 🤭
[2026-05-22 21:57:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-22 21:57:00] Sam Willis: lol. But literally. You’re the best
[2026-05-22 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I feel that you do 😭
[2026-05-22 21:58:00] Sam Willis: 🤗
[2026-05-22 21:58:00] Dave: I so do love you like that 🥹
[2026-05-22 21:59:00] Dave: I’m hard again btw
[2026-05-22 21:59:00] Dave: Just… for the record 😋
[2026-05-22 21:59:00] Dave: I’m really glad you can feel it
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Dave: Mmmm I know you do
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Sam Willis: I love that
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Dave: Heheh so am I
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Sam Willis: When we are physically together, just hanging out, do you start getting hard? Lol
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Heheh
[2026-05-22 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Goofy smiling over here
[2026-05-22 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Like when we aren’t making out and stuff
[2026-05-22 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!
[2026-05-22 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to sit on your hard dick multiple multiple times in a few weeks.
[2026-05-22 22:02:00] Dave: Ahhhh!!
[2026-05-22 22:03:00] Dave: Idk 🤔
[2026-05-22 22:03:00] Dave: I’ll have to pay attention next time
[2026-05-22 22:03:00] Dave: Idk 🤔
[2026-05-22 22:03:00] Dave: I’ll have to pay attention next time
[2026-05-22 22:04:00] Dave: Probably not really, just because we will be making out
[2026-05-22 22:05:00] Dave: But right now I need to see the back of my eye lids
[2026-05-22 22:05:00] Dave: I guess we’ll see
[2026-05-22 22:05:00] Dave: But I probably would if we like snuggle up to watch a movie or something non sexual
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams. 🥰 talk to you tomorrow!!
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: I love you lots baby
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: I was wondering when you were going to bed!
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: get that run in!!!!!
[2026-05-22 22:06:00] Sam Willis: Have fun at the gym in the morning. Hehe
[2026-05-22 22:07:00] Dave: I can’t wait (to talk to you, not run)
[2026-05-22 22:07:00] Sam Willis: Eeee! Same
[2026-05-22 22:07:00] Dave: I love you so so much
[2026-05-22 22:07:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see you 😁
[2026-05-22 22:08:00] Dave: 😏🤭
[2026-05-22 22:08:00] Dave: K, nite nite love 💕
[2026-05-22 22:08:00] Dave: And this
[2026-05-22 22:08:00] Dave: And this
[2026-05-22 22:09:00] Sam Willis: Night night

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW A day of playful back-and-forth and emotional intimacy. Dave shares a dream about a casino shootout, leading to playful teasing about his "fun" dream. Sam discusses her frustration with her doctor's office and their lack of communication. The conversation turns to a discussion about fear of failure and the pressure to perform, with Sam admitting she cares what others think. The two explore their physical desires, with Dave sending explicit content and Sam responding with playful banter. They express their love and longing for each other, with Dave ending the day with a sexy comment and Sam embracing the anticipation of seeing him soon.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Dave's Dream - Described a casino shootout dream where he and two other men saved the day. Joked about his "fun" dream. (Playful) - Quotes: "That was it. That was fun."

  1. Sam's Doctor's Office
  2. Vented about her doctor's office not refilling her Wellbutrin and the lack of communication. Expressed annoyance and frustration. (Frustrated, annoyed)

  3. Quotes: "I'm gonna lose it."

  4. Fear of Failure and Social Pressure

  5. Discussed the pressure to perform and the fear of being judged by others. Sam admitted she cares what others think, especially about her job and personal life. (Vulnerable, introspective)

  6. Quotes: "It's like do I actually feel guilty or do I feel guilty because people might think I'm a sloth piece of shit?"

  7. Physical Desires and Anticipation

  8. Dave sent explicit content and expressed his physical longing. Sam responded with playful banter and anticipation. (Sexually charged, playful)

  9. Quotes: "I can't wait to see you and maybe fuck you in the back of a car at the grocery store."

  10. Love and Longing

  11. Expressed their love and longing for each other, with Dave ending the day with a sexy comment and Sam embracing the anticipation of seeing him. (Affectionate, longing)
  12. Quotes: "I love you so so much. I can't wait to see you."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Explicit content shared by Dave, with Sam responding with playful banter. Dave expressed his physical longing and anticipation, with Sam embracing the idea of being with him. They discussed their desires and fantasies, with Dave initiating the conversation and Sam engaging playfully. Physical sensations were implied but not explicitly described.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Playful banter between partners, with Dave initiating and escalating the sexual content. Sam followed and engaged in the playful dynamic. There was no tension or misunderstanding, but rather a flowing conversation that moved from casual topics to more intimate and sexual themes. They expressed their love and longing for each other, with Dave being more open about his desires and Sam engaging in a playful and flirtatious manner.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can't wait to see you and maybe fuck you in the back of a car at the grocery store." — Dave, expressing his anticipation and desire. - "I'm gonna lose it." — Sam, venting her frustration about her doctor's office. - "It's like do I actually feel guilty or do I feel guilty because people might think I'm a sloth piece of shit?" — Sam, discussing her fear of judgment and social pressure. - "I love you so so much. I can't wait to see you." — Dave, expressing his love and longing.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Anticipation of seeing each other soon. Unresolved frustration with Sam's doctor's office. The playful and flirtatious dynamic, indicating a continuation of their intimate connection.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Frustrated venting → Vulnerable introspection → Sexually charged anticipation → Affectionate longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    374

    73.1 more; previous daily average 300.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    4.9 fewer; previous daily average 29.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 177 · 47% 197 · 53%
Average reply time 1m 2s (n=90) 2m 11s (n=91)
Conversation starts 0 of 1 · 0% 1 of 1 · 100%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 2s (n=90). 52% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 10s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 504 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 11s (n=91). 38% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 31s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 506 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 50.0 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 50.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 9m 18s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 24% higher than the previous daily average of 300.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 52% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 10s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 504 historical observations).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 38% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 31s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 506 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 374 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update74 · 20%
Humor50 · 13%
Frustration45 · 12%
Affection36 · 10%
Disagreement24 · 6%

All other signals

Excitement21 · 6%
Sexting18 · 5%
Checking in15 · 4%
Vulnerability15 · 4%
Emotional support14 · 4%
Flirting13 · 3%
Appreciation11 · 3%
Deep sharing9 · 2%
Planning9 · 2%
Encouragement6 · 2%
Request5 · 1%
Boundary setting3 · 1%
Unmet need2 · 1%
Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (36), Humor (30), Affection (17), Frustration (17), Sexting (13)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (38), Frustration (28), Humor (20), Affection (19), Disagreement (14)

Tension and positive follow-ups

21 of 40 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

19 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 40 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I knew it

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Also the shoot out. wtf.

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also the shoot out. wtf.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

  4. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Haha

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Haha

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in

  4. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Yeah it was definitely a fun dream

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Gotta take a shower and get ready. I’ll message more in a bit

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

323 of 374 messages (86.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 155 / 177 87.6%
Sam Willis 168 / 197 85.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.79
Appreciation 0.76
Boundary setting 0.67
Checking in 0.61
Deep sharing 0.73
Disagreement 0.70
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.73
Excitement 0.74
Flirting 0.73
Frustration 0.71
Humor 0.68
Passive aggression 0.53
Planning 0.66
Request 0.63
Sexting 0.84
Status update 0.63
Unmet need 0.65
Vulnerability 0.73
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-15 20:57:55
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But good morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I just learned you can shoot up cocaine I don't think I've ever heard that. I just thought it was only to snort the fuck is shooting up cocaine.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… cool cool cool love that for me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m sorry you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.

  4. Context · · Dave

    And I love that you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Omg that’s whack that the sound went out lol

score 0.85 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… cool cool cool love that for me

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m sorry you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And I love that you’re too sweet and gave your money away sweetie.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Omg that’s whack that the sound went out lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I don’t have YT TV.

Appreciation

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah cocaine is water soluble so you can mix it with water and inject it. Injecting it into your blood takes it straight to your brain within seconds instead of minutes (if you snoot it).

  2. Context · · Dave

    The water solubility is what also makes it a good anesthetic - like it used to be used back in the day for medicinal purposes

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So educated in these areas

  4. Context · · Dave

    Or ofc you can mix it with a base to make crack and smoke it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listen to you

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s been approximately 2 hrs. Hmph

  2. Context · · Dave

    I was letting you work because I knew you were busy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    YOU’RE WELCOME

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What’s your excuse

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well I’ve been busy working

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s whack

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/the317agent/reel/DYkqNdgqEDI/ Sean Hartwick ‖ Indianapolis Realtor on Instagram 13K views: "🪵 Comment, “Patio” for 🏡 Details Welcome home to...

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want this backyard

  4. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And like not terribly priced

Boundary setting

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing… Oh! I mean… You

  2. Context · · Dave

    lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    No. We are done

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ass.

  5. Context · · Dave

    🤪

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I mean… there aren’t any jealous bitches fighting over guys they don’t know but, it’s not bad

  2. Context · · Dave

    And it’s reason 2685278 I love you 😘

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I, personally, want a drama free life

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    I know you do

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    87 is like perfect

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s still cold!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I won’t even get in until it hits 80.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I think it’s still too cold at 83 lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    A lot of ppl will swim with it in the 70s. I’m just a baby. But it’ll get to well over 90 by the end of the summer

Checking in

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    😬😬😬

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What does this mean?!?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That they’re scheduling them for me?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wait. Call me. If you can.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    What does this mean?!?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That they’re scheduling them for me?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Wait. Call me. If you can.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    We will see 😬

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I can cancel and receive travel credit, but there's $100 fee that comes out of the ticket refund or whatever so I would get like $218 worth of travel credit for 300 and whatever $80 ticket. I think it's wha…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK we will see

Deep sharing

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha I'm sure it'll work out. I think that's perfectly reasonable for them to accommodate and I'm sure they will.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: This still puts us in to where we can't do the Gummies Like like unless I literally got drug tested while I was in Effingham, which like isn't gonna be a thing so that sucks but we'll still get totally A drunk off of lemon d…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: We don't need either of those every They're fine, but We can do perfectly all right sober I mean just look at our sex combos. Those are 90% when we're completely sober and those are fucking filthy. So we do…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fucking filthy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooooo

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh, well that’s good

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not really

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, so this isn't like some novel idea novel idea like you know some new idea but I heard this last night on my show In this way in a while and I was like that is so true cause they were talking about biggest fears and this…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So are you saying that for you it is the fear of what other people think because it's 100% not that for me like I could give a single fuck it's like I mean I guess I don't have a lot of fear of failing but…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I totally care what ppl think

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I get hard for you at least… 10 times a day. Probably more like 12-15. I guess that also depends on how long I stay hard which is probably anywhere from like 3-15 minutes.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🫠🤤🤤

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Which depends on if it’s just a quick turn-on from something you said, or a thought.. or if I’m like actively fantasizing

  4. Context · · Dave

    What about you? Actually getting wet probably isn’t the same as getting hard is it? Like, it probably takes a little more time and energy right?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    The fire is instant

Disagreement

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I got ahold of my realtor just to start putting her on notice lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That would be amazing lol. Then I really should go to Sherwin Williams tonight so I can start painting tomorrow

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m pretty sure paint is significantly less expensive for the same stuff at homedepot

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going to the dumb gym tomorrow morning at 8. Fml

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do they carry sherwin Williams? lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta look at the job description again.

  2. Context · · Dave

    …Sr manager

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Fair

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    If it pays well, then I dgaf

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What do you have going on the rest of the day?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not this bad

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh, well that’s good

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Not really

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, so this isn't like some novel idea novel idea like you know some new idea but I heard this last night on my show In this way in a while and I was like that is so true cause they were talking about biggest fears and this…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So are you saying that for you it is the fear of what other people think because it's 100% not that for me like I could give a single fuck it's like I mean I guess I don't have a lot of fear of failing but…

Emotional support

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score 0.71 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    And movies and documentaries

  2. Context · · Dave

    It’s mostly from rap culture tbh

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Can I just say I find it so disturbing How many cases are a result of? A mom starting date, a new guy and then he rapes and kills her daughter. It's just like I know it's like not normal but it happens and it's just like how…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Right?!.. Wtf

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sick fucks

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    FML

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    😬😬😬

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What does this mean?!?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Decide what color you want, decide what finish you want, buy the middle grade.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Trust me

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ve stopped paying attention

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta look at the job description again.

Encouragement

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Well shit how would that work because you're not gonna fly fuck You would only one on one way ticket to MD unless we just stay in Indy for multiple days which could work sure Yeah Otherwise, like get a one-way ticket to Indy…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Ha ha I'm sure it'll work out. I think that's perfectly reasonable for them to accommodate and I'm sure they will.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: This still puts us in to where we can't do the Gummies Like like unless I literally got drug tested while I was in Effingham, which like isn't gonna be a thing so that sucks but we'll still get totally A drunk off of lemon d…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: We don't need either of those every They're fine, but We can do perfectly all right sober I mean just look at our sex combos. Those are 90% when we're completely sober and those are fucking filthy. So we do…

score 0.75 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Yeah, I mean I get what you're saying about how like you fucking suck at those things but it like when you start out but it's more impressive though to people that you're even doing those things so like people aren't judging…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Like another example the drive to you know keep doing well at my job and getting promoted and stuff that is very largely driven by you know what other people think like and then not being able to Stop that and necessarily go…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, yeah that so much about the thing that you're doing like yeah I get what you're saying that well so kind of like some people are impressed that you're doing those things but some people also Like make…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea I definitely wish I was more like you on this lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah well… the downside is being the lowest paid person in TRM lololol

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Pool time done. Yasssss. I can be free from dog guilt the rest of the day lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nobody’s going to think you’re a shitty dog owner ☺️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good job baby!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thanks baby

  5. Context · · Dave

    I got u

Excitement

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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But good morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That they’re scheduling them for me?!?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wait. Call me. If you can.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    We will see 😬

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: We don't need either of those every They're fine, but We can do perfectly all right sober I mean just look at our sex combos. Those are 90% when we're completely sober and those are fucking filthy. So we do…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fucking filthy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooooo

  4. Context · · Dave

    😏

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

Flirting

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score 0.90 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fucking filthy

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooooo

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm I’m horny

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well get to it!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    2ish more weeks!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    …Unless you’re naked 😈

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    The fucking drs office is now closed and they still haven’t gotten back to the pharmacy. I’m gonna lose it.

  5. Context · · Dave

    wtf

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I owe you one!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Uhh… ok… thanks Ngl, I expected some protest

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You are the best 😈

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just trying to keep up with you!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

Frustration

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I knew it

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Also the shoot out. wtf.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also the shoot out. wtf.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Haha

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh god another graduation lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Haha

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it was definitely a fun dream

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Gotta take a shower and get ready. I’ll message more in a bit

Humor

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But good morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

score 0.76 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hehehe

  4. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I knew it

Passive aggression

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m thinking mostly…. This

  2. Context · · Dave

    Plus I need to change the bedding

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Don’t boss me around!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well get to it!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    2ish more weeks!!

Planning

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I can cancel and receive travel credit, but there's $100 fee that comes out of the ticket refund or whatever so I would get like $218 worth of travel credit for 300 and whatever $80 ticket. I think it's wha…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK we will see

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, so that was to cancel, but what if you wanted to change and just fly instead of the Phoenix flight to Indy?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wait

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well damn

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Wear them out then try to get a nap?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I got ahold of my realtor just to start putting her on notice lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That would be amazing lol. Then I really should go to Sherwin Williams tonight so I can start painting tomorrow

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Wear them out then try to get a nap?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I got ahold of my realtor just to start putting her on notice lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That would be amazing lol. Then I really should go to Sherwin Williams tonight so I can start painting tomorrow

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m pretty sure paint is significantly less expensive for the same stuff at homedepot

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going to the dumb gym tomorrow morning at 8. Fml

Request

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score 0.77 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    What does this mean?!?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That they’re scheduling them for me?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Wait. Call me. If you can.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going to the dumb gym tomorrow morning at 8. Fml

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do they carry sherwin Williams? lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Why do you want that brand?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fineeeee. I’ll just need to ask Claude for Home Depot specific recommendations lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahh!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do they carry sherwin Williams? lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Why do you want that brand?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fineeeee. I’ll just need to ask Claude for Home Depot specific recommendations lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahh!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Don’t over think it

Sexting

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But good morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9994999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    😏

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm I’m horny

  4. Context · · Dave

    What are you thinking about?

  5. Context · · Dave

    What a coincidence 😏

score 0.88 · confidence 0.88

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well get to it!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    2ish more weeks!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    …Unless you’re naked 😈

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    The fucking drs office is now closed and they still haven’t gotten back to the pharmacy. I’m gonna lose it.

  5. Context · · Dave

    wtf

Status update

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But good morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I cannot believe you woke up grumpy that is inconceivable But good morning to you too I hope you slept well even though you woke up grumpy I slept pretty well and I had some wild ass d…

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Exactly what I was thinking about

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I knew it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also the shoot out. wtf.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Even better you said “so that was fun” lolol

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Except it’s NOT a 4 day weekend bc I gotta go in

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it was definitely a fun dream

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Gotta take a shower and get ready. I’ll message more in a bit

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning happy Friday and no day of work for you must be nice I'm on my way to the office. I looked in the traffic is like 10 or 20 minutes faster than it normally is so. I will take that probably gonna stay until noon a…

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PpWrnN-6RE Japanese POW Camps Were SO Much Worse Than You Think Patreon: https://patreon.com/FlashbackHistoryWANT MORE? - Check o...

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I need the drama

  4. Context · · Dave

    I mean… there aren’t any jealous bitches fighting over guys they don’t know but, it’s not bad

  5. Context · · Dave

    And it’s reason 2685278 I love you 😘

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do you like have a buffer or reserve or anything? Like I use YNAB to manage my money and I basically allocate money to all of my expenses ahead of time. My accounts are connected to it so I categorize every item (it does most automatically…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Or do you just… wing it

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I tried YNAB but I suck at budgeting

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    $20k?!!! GEESH BIG $$$$!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    I do a lot of it respectively 🤭

Vulnerability

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score 0.77 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Dave

    The water solubility is what also makes it a good anesthetic - like it used to be used back in the day for medicinal purposes

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So educated in these areas

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Or ofc you can mix it with a base to make crack and smoke it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listen to you

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤪

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sick fucks

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    FML

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    😬😬😬

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not really

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, so this isn't like some novel idea novel idea like you know some new idea but I heard this last night on my show In this way in a while and I was like that is so true cause they were talking about biggest fears and this…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So are you saying that for you it is the fear of what other people think because it's 100% not that for me like I could give a single fuck it's like I mean I guess I don't have a lot of fear of failing but…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I totally care what ppl think

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oooo I can see that stuff for you