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[2026-06-27 08:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-06-27 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅
[2026-06-27 10:37:00] Sam Willis: But I think I actually slept pretty well!
[2026-06-27 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬
[2026-06-27 10:39:00] Sam Willis: That sucks about Greyson 😢
[2026-06-27 10:40:00] Sam Willis: You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place
[2026-06-27 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking
[2026-06-27 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Safelite is coming this afternoon to fix the windshield chips otherwise I have nothing scheduled. Might go shopping for funsies. Still need to finish this paint and sand bullshit. Sigh.
[2026-06-27 11:19:00] Dave: Oh yeah!! How is the baseboard looking?
[2026-06-27 11:20:00] Sam Willis: I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint.
[2026-06-27 11:20:00] Sam Willis: I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint.
[2026-06-27 11:21:00] Dave: Send me a pic of it
[2026-06-27 11:24:00] Sam Willis: I don’t need your judgment! lol. More sanding needs to occur
[2026-06-27 11:24:00] Sam Willis: Of which one? There’s a lot lol
[2026-06-27 11:29:00] Dave: I’m not judging
[2026-06-27 11:29:00] Dave: I do want to see how you’re doing though. I might be able to give you suggestions ☺️
[2026-06-27 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Kk well you stay tuned lol
[2026-06-27 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-06-27 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Dangit. I was about to head out to get a haircut and then Safelite called and they’re coming an hour early
[2026-06-27 12:04:00] Sam Willis: Which like fine. It’ll be nice to not have to worry about it the rest of the day but I was literally going down the stairs to leave lol
[2026-06-27 12:05:00] Dave: Hahaha, damn! Ofc that’s when they call
[2026-06-27 12:05:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-27 12:07:00] Sam Willis: I am pretty sure I haven’t gotten a haircut since before I came to see you the last time in Dallas so, early april i think?
[2026-06-27 12:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am currently leaving Home Depot, where I had to stop to get some peroxide and well just peroxide. I also got some weed string. So yeah, I found a way to try to salvage that mattress I took off the Had like two outer coatings or like like a linen thing around it and then like another zip off case or some shit but not like protector like waterproof protector Anyway, I took both of those things off of like the main mattress like the foam part and Those things are gross so I'm gonna try to like sanitize them but they are I gotta like So sorry I'm driving here and people are being fucking retard This is one of those spots coming out of Home Depot like onto the main road where like You're only supposed to exit from there because it's a one-way street. It's like curved that way and motherfuckers like always coming that directions. Stop and turn in there when you're turning out it's annoying anyway. Yeah, it's been a while since you've got a haircut huh yeah sorry anyway I'll get back to rambling Take some mattress, took all the shit off the actual phone part Like it might be all right, and I found a YouTube video where it says to spray it with hydrogen peroxide and then use baking soda on top of that and the combination like neutralize the smell or cleans causes or some shit but anyway you let that dry and then vacuum everything up and it should be good to go so Come get some peroxide so that's what I do going back home leave the mattress
[2026-06-27 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully that works! I mean, it sounds like it should. Keep me posted!
[2026-06-27 13:45:00] Sam Willis: These strawberry shortcakes were the best idea I’ve ever had
[2026-06-27 13:46:00] Dave: Like, what did you get?
[2026-06-27 13:46:00] Dave: How’d you do it?
[2026-06-27 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Oh nothing fancy. Just the little desert cakes that have the little round hole and I cut up a bunch of strawberries, dropped them on there and topped them with a big ass chunk of whipped cream. Hehe
[2026-06-27 13:56:00] Dave: Yeah that sounds good
[2026-06-27 13:57:00] Dave: I always want to like SSC but it always feels too…. Light
[2026-06-27 13:58:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-27 13:59:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-27 13:59:00] Sam Willis: God forbid you have a light dessert
[2026-06-27 13:59:00] Dave: Right?! I’m glad you understand 🥰
[2026-06-27 14:18:00] Sam Willis: EWU posted a new thing a couple hours ago so obvi I’m watching that. Shits a mess
[2026-06-27 14:27:00] Dave: I’ll check it out in a bit!
[2026-06-27 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Also. This is mean. But you know the ppl who are heavier set and like they’re missing teeth and so their face kind of sinks in and it looks like they are constantly frowning. You know?
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Sam Willis: Like I feel bad for the person who has it but god they ugly
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: Yeah, for sure.
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: What about them?
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: Yeah, for sure.
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: Just that they’re gross lol?
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: What about them?
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-06-27 14:28:00] Dave: Just that they’re gross lol?
[2026-06-27 14:29:00] Dave: They definitely are
[2026-06-27 15:00:00] Dave: I might die
[2026-06-27 15:00:00] Dave: Just got in from mowing and weed eating the front.
[2026-06-27 15:01:00] Sam Willis: I love you!!
[2026-06-27 15:01:00] Dave: Just want you know that I love you
[2026-06-27 15:01:00] Dave: Hehe, no I kept it on
[2026-06-27 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm shirtless? 😍😍😍
[2026-06-27 15:02:00] Dave: That sucks 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-27 15:02:00] Dave: Where nobody can see
[2026-06-27 15:02:00] Dave: Maybe when I do the back lol
[2026-06-27 15:02:00] Dave: Except I have to windows where I can see my reflection
[2026-06-27 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Good point. I don’t want anyone to see you. Those bitches lol
[2026-06-27 15:03:00] Dave: Hehe, I know baby. You’re too sweet
[2026-06-27 15:03:00] Sam Willis: You’re so sexy
[2026-06-27 15:03:00] Dave: Thanks baby 🥰
[2026-06-27 15:03:00] Sam Willis: I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF
[2026-06-27 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to mow the back now?
[2026-06-27 15:04:00] Dave: I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water
[2026-06-27 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Keep it up! It’s definitely the way to go.
[2026-06-27 15:07:00] Dave: I’m in one of those phases where wanting to look and feel better (and juuuust starting to) is overpowering the sugar cravings. So I’m trying to lean into it and try extra hard not to fall back into the HABIT of eating desert at night (and all the time lol)
[2026-06-27 15:08:00] Dave: Oh and I think the mattress cleaning strategy is going to work!!
[2026-06-27 15:09:00] Dave: Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should
[2026-06-27 15:09:00] Dave: Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should
[2026-06-27 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Yep I totally get this. Lean into it. Hopefully it continues to build
[2026-06-27 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Yep I totally get this. Lean into it. Hopefully it continues to build
[2026-06-27 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!!
[2026-06-27 15:12:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!!
[2026-06-27 15:37:00] Sam Willis: I ordered more sanding and the box was so light it flew all away across the circle to my neighbors. wtf lol
[2026-06-27 15:39:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-27 16:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 16:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Holy shit that looks like a lot is that just one meal or has she been throwing up in there for like a while? And don't you have like one of those's net things on the arm that you can like reach out in there and just scoop them out
[2026-06-27 16:40:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-06-27 16:40:00] Sam Willis: That was just from that one time yesterday lol
[2026-06-27 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I dooooo have a net thing but ughhhh. I’m gonna try
[2026-06-27 16:41:00] Dave: And it hasn’t like, disintegrated yet??
[2026-06-27 16:47:00] Sam Willis: It just expands 😂
[2026-06-27 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Like…I don’t think it does dude
[2026-06-27 16:47:00] Sam Willis: No. That’s what’s so gross
[2026-06-27 17:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 17:43:00] Dave: Fucking dogs lol 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-27 17:43:00] Dave: How do you clean it out of the pump or whatever
[2026-06-27 17:43:00] Dave: Bruhhh
[2026-06-27 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Turn off the pump and open it and dump it up. There’s a basket in it.
[2026-06-27 18:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Zander’s here and eating chicken and look at all the dogs staring 😂
[2026-06-27 18:22:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-27 18:22:00] Dave: That’s kinda creepy lol
[2026-06-27 18:25:00] Sam Willis: They are beggars
[2026-06-27 18:43:00] Dave: So did you get the pike all cleaned up?
[2026-06-27 18:43:00] Dave: And how’s Zander doing?
[2026-06-27 18:47:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-27 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Ummm mostly
[2026-06-27 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Ummm mostly
[2026-06-27 18:48:00] Sam Willis: He’s good. Was at his tattoo consult. But the dude isn’t available until August and he quoted him like $1000. Lawd
[2026-06-27 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Back to normalcy. How’s your day going baby? What are you up to?
[2026-06-27 19:37:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-06-27 19:37:00] Dave: Pretty good. I’ve been pet productive today ☺️
[2026-06-27 19:45:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been the same! Changing out bedding now. Doing laundry. Vacuuming. All the things.
[2026-06-27 20:19:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-06-27 20:19:00] Sam Willis: I’m starting to pack up my books. Bro. I have so many self help books. Soooooooo many
[2026-06-27 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Most I haven’t read. Or read just a portion
[2026-06-27 20:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Douche
[2026-06-27 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Did I ever tell you about the guy i met on my senior trip to Cancun that told me was the starting quarterback for Oklahoma State 🙄🙄
[2026-06-27 20:26:00] Dave: lol, no!
[2026-06-27 20:26:00] Dave: lol, no!
[2026-06-27 20:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Candace cheated on her long time boyfriend with the guy on the right and was legit going to move to Boston for him. I think she flew out there a couple times after.
[2026-06-27 20:29:00] Sam Willis: I miss the days lol
[2026-06-27 20:29:00] Dave: To be young… and YOU
[2026-06-27 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. To be young again lol
[2026-06-27 20:29:00] Sam Willis: And me??? lol
[2026-06-27 20:29:00] Dave: lol no shit
[2026-06-27 20:30:00] Dave: Yeah! I started doing construction when I was 17
[2026-06-27 20:30:00] Dave: I didn’t have that much fun at that age
[2026-06-27 20:30:00] Dave: I was working, and then in the military lol
[2026-06-27 20:30:00] Sam Willis: At 18??
[2026-06-27 20:30:00] Sam Willis: I was a boy crazy disaster lol
[2026-06-27 20:31:00] Dave: And then worked non stop at the sheriffs office until I joined the af
[2026-06-27 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Boooo
[2026-06-27 20:32:00] Dave: …to anywhere
[2026-06-27 20:32:00] Dave: Yeah. I didn’t have a senior trip to Cancun lol
[2026-06-27 20:32:00] Dave: Or any trip
[2026-06-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkk no. I never tried weed or anything until I was in my 30s
[2026-06-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: You should make up for it when you turn 50. Have a nice ass beach vacation 😀
[2026-06-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkk no. I never tried weed or anything until I was in my 30s
[2026-06-27 20:33:00] Dave: Were you stoned?
[2026-06-27 20:33:00] Dave: Were you stoned?
[2026-06-27 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-27 20:34:00] Dave: That’s what you looked like that night at naked rendezvous
[2026-06-27 20:34:00] Dave: That’s what you looked like that night at naked rendezvous Then after he left I met this guy from Boston, who was way better lol
[2026-06-27 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Is it?
[2026-06-27 20:35:00] Sam Willis: My eyes are FULLY closed!!!
[2026-06-27 20:35:00] Dave: Why am I a jerk? You’re beautiful in that picture and you were beautiful that night 😍
[2026-06-27 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I was LAUGHING in the picture. You jerk lol
[2026-06-27 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-06-27 20:36:00] Dave: But that’s what you looked like. Smiling big and eyes fully closed lol
[2026-06-27 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh. You made fun of my Asian eyes 🤣
[2026-06-27 21:43:00] Dave: Whatcha up to?
[2026-06-27 21:44:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-06-27 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Just reading emails (personal). There’s a class action lawsuit for youtubeTV so I just filed a claim lol
[2026-06-27 21:45:00] Dave: And creepy
[2026-06-27 21:45:00] Dave: Just watched the first few episodes of Servant on Apple TV
[2026-06-27 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I gotta get AppleTV again lol
[2026-06-27 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Oooo haven’t heard of that
[2026-06-27 21:45:00] Dave: It’s good
[2026-06-27 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-06-27 21:47:00] Dave: Creek is a mess lol 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-06-27 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Oh god I’m absolutely dreading this with Loki
[2026-06-27 21:47:00] Dave: Aaaand fireworks started tonight 🙄
[2026-06-27 21:48:00] Dave: Is she the one that freaks out? Or do they all?
[2026-06-27 21:49:00] Sam Willis: She’s the worst. Lexi will probably follow suit but Loki absolutely hates them
[2026-06-27 21:52:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-27 21:53:00] Dave: Creek is be cool so far 🤞
[2026-06-27 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Here’s hoping
[2026-06-27 21:54:00] Dave: Anyway, sweetiepie, me and berry boi are heading to bed
[2026-06-27 21:54:00] Dave: Finally
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Dave: I’m worn out from doing things
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Dave: At least there’s a reason haha
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Sam Willis: You’ve made it to the best time of day!! lol
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Sam Willis: I love you lots
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Get some great sleep ❤️
[2026-06-27 21:55:00] Dave: Thank God
[2026-06-27 21:56:00] Dave: Nite nite love 💕
[2026-06-27 21:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-27 21:56:00] Sam Willis: Night baby

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DAY OVERVIEW A Thursday that ran the gamut emotionally, from playful humor to physically charged desire. The day was marked by Sam's physical renovations and mundane chores, while Dave discussed his mattress cleaning and lawn mowing. Their conversation took a sensual turn when Dave mowed shirtless, leading to playful teasing. They also connected emotionally, sharing memories and discussing their past experiences.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Sleep and Rest - Sam slept well but missed the gym. They joked about it. - Emotional register: Playful, lighthearted.

  1. Home Projects
  2. Sam is working on painting and sanding baseboards. She received a Safelite repair for her windshield.
  3. Dave is cleaning a mattress, using peroxide and baking soda to remove odors.
  4. Emotional register: Frustrated, determined.

  5. Food

  6. Sam made strawberry shortcakes, which Dave found interesting but questioned her method.
  7. Dave is trying to cut back on sugar.
  8. Emotional register: Satisfied, curious.

  9. Health and Appearance

  10. Dave is focusing on feeling and looking better, reducing water retention and avoiding late-night desserts.
  11. Sam mentioned her haircut being overdue.
  12. Emotional register: Motivated, reflective.

  13. Pets and Animals

  14. They discussed cleaning a pond and managing dog behavior, especially during fireworks.
  15. Emotional register: Amused, concerned.

  16. Media and Entertainment

  17. Sam watched a video from a channel (EWU) and mentioned a class action lawsuit for YouTubeTV.
  18. Dave watched "Servant" on AppleTV and suggested it to Sam.
  19. Emotional register: Engaged, anticipatory.

  20. Past Experiences

  21. They shared stories about their past, including Sam's trip to Cancun and Dave's early work history.
  22. Emotional register: Nostalgic, amused.

  23. Physical Attraction

  24. Dave mowed the lawn shirtless, leading to playful teasing and compliments.
  25. Emotional register: Flirtatious, affectionate.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave mowed the lawn shirtless, leading to playful teasing and compliments from Sam. - Sam expressed her attraction to Dave’s physical appearance. - They shared flirty banter and compliments, hinting at their physical and emotional connection.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Playful teasing and flirtation between them, especially when discussing Dave's shirtless mowing. - Emotional support and understanding, such as Sam's comfort about Greyson's situation. - Expressions of love and affection, like their closing remarks before bed. - Lighthearted and humorous interactions, particularly about their past experiences and current chores.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking" — Sam, referring to a tattoo. - "God forbid you have a light dessert" — Dave, responding to Sam's strawberry shortcake. - "I love you!!" — Sam, after Dave mentioned he had been productive. - "That’s what you looked like that night at naked rendezvous" — Dave, reminiscing about a past encounter. - "I’m starting to pack up my books. Bro. I have so many self help books" — Sam, discussing her collection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's home renovation project is ongoing, with more sanding and painting needed. - Dave's mattress cleaning experiment is incomplete, with further testing needed. - Their playful and affectionate banter suggests continued intimacy and connection. - Sam’s past trip to Cancun and her self-help books collection hint at potential future stories and discussions.

MOOD MAP playful humor → mundane duties → sensual tease → nostalgic reflection → affectionate closure

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    173

    86.4 fewer; previous daily average 259.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    24

    0.1 fewer; previous daily average 24.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 81 · 47% 92 · 53%
Average reply time 4m 52s (n=40) 3m 31s (n=41)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 52s (n=40). 131% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 6s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 445 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 31s (n=41). 29% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 445 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 14.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 64.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 14 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 44s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 33% lower than the previous daily average of 259.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 131% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 6s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 445 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 173 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor40 · 23%
Status update38 · 22%
Checking in18 · 10%
Affection15 · 9%
Frustration13 · 8%

All other signals

Excitement6 · 3%
Flirting4 · 2%
Request3 · 2%
Sexting3 · 2%
Planning1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (22), Status update (20), Checking in (13), Affection (9), Frustration (4)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (18), Status update (18), Frustration (9), Affection (6), Emotional support (6)

Tension and positive follow-ups

8 of 11 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (73%).

3 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 45s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 11 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Send me a pic of it

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I don’t need your judgment! lol. More sanding needs to occur

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Of which one? There’s a lot lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m not judging

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh nothing fancy. Just the little desert cakes that have the little round hole and I cut up a bunch of strawberries, dropped them on there and topped them with a big ass chunk of whipped cream. Hehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that sounds good

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    I always want to like SSC but it always feels too…. Light

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

150 of 173 messages (86.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 77 / 81 95.1%
Sam Willis 73 / 92 79.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.82
Appreciation 0.60
Boundary setting 0.80
Checking in 0.68
Deep sharing 0.63
Emotional support 0.76
Encouragement 0.70
Excitement 0.78
Flirting 0.76
Frustration 0.60
Humor 0.71
Planning 0.55
Request 0.69
Sexting 0.88
Status update 0.66
Vulnerability 0.62
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 10:54:30
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Safelite is coming this afternoon to fix the windshield chips otherwise I have nothing scheduled. Might go shopping for funsies. Still need to finish this paint and sand bullshit. Sigh.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah!! How is the baseboard looking?

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Of which one? There’s a lot lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m not judging

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I do want to see how you’re doing though. I might be able to give you suggestions ☺️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Kk well you stay tuned lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmm

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    God forbid you have a light dessert

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Right?! I’m glad you understand 🥰

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    EWU posted a new thing a couple hours ago so obvi I’m watching that. Shits a mess

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’ll check it out in a bit!

Appreciation

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love you lots

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Get some great sleep ❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Thank God

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nite nite love 💕

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Boundary setting

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t need your judgment! lol. More sanding needs to occur

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Of which one? There’s a lot lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m not judging

  4. Context · · Dave

    I do want to see how you’re doing though. I might be able to give you suggestions ☺️

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Kk well you stay tuned lol

Checking in

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which like fine. It’ll be nice to not have to worry about it the rest of the day but I was literally going down the stairs to leave lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, damn! Ofc that’s when they call

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What are you up to?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am pretty sure I haven’t gotten a haircut since before I came to see you the last time in Dallas so, early april i think?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am currently leaving Home Depot, where I had to stop to get some peroxide and well just peroxide. I also got some weed string. So yeah, I found a way to try to salvage that mattress I took off the Had lik…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hopefully that works! I mean, it sounds like it should. Keep me posted!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    These strawberry shortcakes were the best idea I’ve ever had

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Like, what did you get?

  4. Context · · Dave

    How’d you do it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh nothing fancy. Just the little desert cakes that have the little round hole and I cut up a bunch of strawberries, dropped them on there and topped them with a big ass chunk of whipped cream. Hehe

Deep sharing

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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol, no! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Candace cheated on her long time boyfriend with the guy on the right and was legit going to move to Boston for him. I think she flew out there a couple times after.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I miss the days lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    To be young… and YOU

Emotional support

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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am pretty sure I haven’t gotten a haircut since before I came to see you the last time in Dallas so, early april i think?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am currently leaving Home Depot, where I had to stop to get some peroxide and well just peroxide. I also got some weed string. So yeah, I found a way to try to salvage that mattress I took off the Had lik…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hopefully that works! I mean, it sounds like it should. Keep me posted!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    These strawberry shortcakes were the best idea I’ve ever had

  5. Context · · Dave

    Like, what did you get?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should

  2. Context · · Dave

    Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yep I totally get this. Lean into it. Hopefully it continues to build

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yep I totally get this. Lean into it. Hopefully it continues to build This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Woo hoo!!

Encouragement

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score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Safelite is coming this afternoon to fix the windshield chips otherwise I have nothing scheduled. Might go shopping for funsies. Still need to finish this paint and sand bullshit. Sigh.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  2. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you going to mow the back now?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you going to mow the back now?

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Keep it up! It’s definitely the way to go.

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m in one of those phases where wanting to look and feel better (and juuuust starting to) is overpowering the sugar cravings. So I’m trying to lean into it and try extra hard not to fall back into the HABIT of eating desert at night (and…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh and I think the mattress cleaning strategy is going to work!!

Excitement

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score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmm

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dangit. I was about to head out to get a haircut and then Safelite called and they’re coming an hour early

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Which like fine. It’ll be nice to not have to worry about it the rest of the day but I was literally going down the stairs to leave lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, damn! Ofc that’s when they call

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What are you up to?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am currently leaving Home Depot, where I had to stop to get some peroxide and well just peroxide. I also got some weed string. So yeah, I found a way to try to salvage that mattress I took off the Had lik…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hopefully that works! I mean, it sounds like it should. Keep me posted!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    These strawberry shortcakes were the best idea I’ve ever had

  4. Context · · Dave

    Like, what did you get?

  5. Context · · Dave

    How’d you do it?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Keep it up! It’s definitely the way to go.

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m in one of those phases where wanting to look and feel better (and juuuust starting to) is overpowering the sugar cravings. So I’m trying to lean into it and try extra hard not to fall back into the HABIT of eating desert at night (and…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh and I think the mattress cleaning strategy is going to work!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should

  5. Context · · Dave

    Meh… I wasn’t planning on it buuuuut I probably should This message responded to an earlier message.

Flirting

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just want you know that I love you

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehe, no I kept it on

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm shirtless? 😍😍😍

  4. Context · · Dave

    That sucks 🤦‍♂️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Where nobody can see

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good point. I don’t want anyone to see you. Those bitches lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehe, I know baby. You’re too sweet

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  2. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you going to mow the back now?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water

Frustration

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Send me a pic of it

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I don’t need your judgment! lol. More sanding needs to occur

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Of which one? There’s a lot lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m not judging

score 0.65 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh nothing fancy. Just the little desert cakes that have the little round hole and I cut up a bunch of strawberries, dropped them on there and topped them with a big ass chunk of whipped cream. Hehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that sounds good

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I always want to like SSC but it always feels too…. Light

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😂😂

Humor

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dangit. I was about to head out to get a haircut and then Safelite called and they’re coming an hour early

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which like fine. It’ll be nice to not have to worry about it the rest of the day but I was literally going down the stairs to leave lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahaha, damn! Ofc that’s when they call

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What are you up to?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am pretty sure I haven’t gotten a haircut since before I came to see you the last time in Dallas so, early april i think?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Like, what did you get?

  2. Context · · Dave

    How’d you do it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oh nothing fancy. Just the little desert cakes that have the little round hole and I cut up a bunch of strawberries, dropped them on there and topped them with a big ass chunk of whipped cream. Hehe

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that sounds good

  5. Context · · Dave

    I always want to like SSC but it always feels too…. Light

Planning

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5

  1. Context · · Dave

    That sucks 🤦‍♂️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Where nobody can see

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Maybe when I do the back lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Except I have to walk by the windows where I can see my reflection

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good point. I don’t want anyone to see you. Those bitches lol

Request

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint. This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Send me a pic of it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t need your judgment! lol. More sanding needs to occur

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Of which one? There’s a lot lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Are you going to mow the back now?

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Keep it up! It’s definitely the way to go.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Fucking dogs lol 🤦‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How do you clean it out of the pump or whatever

  4. Context · · Dave

    Bruhhh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Turn off the pump and open it and dump it up. There’s a basket in it.

Sexting

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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just want you know that I love you

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehe, no I kept it on

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm shirtless? 😍😍😍

  4. Context · · Dave

    That sucks 🤦‍♂️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Where nobody can see

score 0.88 · confidence 0.88

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good point. I don’t want anyone to see you. Those bitches lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehe, I know baby. You’re too sweet

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  2. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I hear you but I think you’re sexy AF

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you going to mow the back now?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m still eating good though! Retaining a little less water

Status update

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning. From my bed. Bc your girl did not make it to the gym this morning 😅

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I think I actually slept pretty well!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why are my messages not delivering 🤬🤬

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sucks about Greyson 😢

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You didn’t let him down. But I get it. It’s especially hard during the summer when schedules are so inconsistent and all over the place

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Honeybee will be on my right ankle I’m thinking

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Safelite is coming this afternoon to fix the windshield chips otherwise I have nothing scheduled. Might go shopping for funsies. Still need to finish this paint and sand bullshit. Sigh.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah!! How is the baseboard looking?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I mean. No chance since last week lol. I still need to paint. This message responded to an earlier message.

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just that they’re gross lol?

  2. Context · · Dave

    They definitely are

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I might die

  4. Context · · Dave

    Just got in from mowing and weed eating the front.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love you!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol no shit

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah! I started doing construction when I was 17

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I didn’t have that much fun at that age

  4. Context · · Dave

    I was working, and then in the military lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    At 18??

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I was working, and then in the military lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    At 18??

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I was a boy crazy disaster lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    And then worked non stop at the sheriffs office until I joined the af

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Boooo