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[2026-06-15 03:32:00] Dave: Hehehe 🫠
[2026-06-15 08:05:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome
[2026-06-15 08:05:00] Sam Willis: Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅
[2026-06-15 08:06:00] Sam Willis: Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol
[2026-06-15 08:08:00] Dave: So is yuh boiiiiiii!!
[2026-06-15 08:08:00] Dave: So is yuh boiiiiiii!!
[2026-06-15 08:08:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-15 08:09:00] Dave: Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘
[2026-06-15 08:12:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I figured it would be a nice pretty easy Tuesday through Thursday in the office since we're off on Friday so that makes sense to work today Going to bed last night really was pretty awesome except I fucking woke up at like 11 expecting it to be 3 AM and So that was actually pretty nice but then I woke up at like 3 AM expecting it to be 6 to 530 and that was not as nice because I was kind of ready to get up but not so I went back to sleep And then didn't get up until about 6:30 because I forgot to set my alarm so my alarms back on now Back to real life after today So there's that I miss you very much. That's the thing. So dealing with that Definitely not feeling like going to work or doing any work so probably won't I have 58 emails this morning I think About 54 of them were from the fucking Mentorship program or whatever whatever the fuck that I don't participate in But somehow still get like a shit load of emails from them whatever Anyway, I'm gonna go drop off these packages off and then get back online. I hope you have a nice. First nap of the day And I love you and I miss you and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-06-15 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Godddddddd I hate mornings
[2026-06-15 09:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Bye bitch
[2026-06-15 09:15:00] Dave: Tear
[2026-06-15 09:15:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-06-15 09:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 09:54:00] Dave: Oh! Yes!!
[2026-06-15 09:54:00] Dave: Fuuuuck
[2026-06-15 09:54:00] Dave: Oh man… what was it you said that really got me??
[2026-06-15 09:54:00] Sam Willis: When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair 🥵
[2026-06-15 09:54:00] Sam Willis: “Harder” I think? lol
[2026-06-15 09:55:00] Dave: Yessss
[2026-06-15 09:55:00] Dave: 🥵
[2026-06-15 09:55:00] Dave: K what about you? “Slow down”? Hehehe
[2026-06-15 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Also “I’m gonna cum” 🥵
[2026-06-15 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Also the “yessss” you say when I have your dick in my mouth
[2026-06-15 09:56:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🫠 I love that one
[2026-06-15 09:59:00] Dave: Mmmmmm
[2026-06-15 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, dammit I didn't save the freaking Instagram reel, but I saw this one last night and it's so true. It was this girl and she is like. Trying to act like she's a man on top during sex and so she's like humping the floor but like It looks like planking and then it's like there were all these comments and even her original poses like seriously how do you guys do this like what are guys doing when they're on top and there were always comments like where are our guys knees when you're on top What is the position? Damn, I wish I could find the thing for real. Where are your knees? Are you on your knees when you're on top cause I feel like Sometimes yes, but otherwise no are you just like planking over me that seems painful like like a lot of work so like explain yourself
[2026-06-15 10:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my gosh, that's so funny. I never like would've thought. You didn't understand that Occurred to me, but it's like basically Yeah, I'm like always on my knees and so I guess it's kinda like doing girl push-up. It's like from your knees. Yeah, just that's it and then you can just like plant your knees and then the rest is hit movement really sometimes I'll hop up to my toes to like really get up in there I guess or you know whatever but yeah it's usually usually on my knees and I can like manipulate you around where I need to like with moving your legs around and up towards her and stuff I guess I got a stretch there Yeah, I'm not liking the whole time thank God
[2026-06-15 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Even on the knees and girl push ups
[2026-06-15 10:26:00] Sam Willis: How tf is any of that enjoyable
[2026-06-15 10:26:00] Sam Willis: That sounds like so much work!! 😂
[2026-06-15 10:27:00] Dave: It actually isn’t that much work. I guess it’s just how we’re built 🤷‍♂️
[2026-06-15 10:27:00] Dave: It is! I hope you enjoy it!!
[2026-06-15 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I’m so mad I didn’t save the damn reel!!! Grrrr
[2026-06-15 10:55:00] Sam Willis: It’s freaking recorded
[2026-06-15 10:55:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/connect2realworld/reel/DZi7vYFTvIf/ Global news | Trends | Real talk on Instagram 16K views: "💔 Tragic incident in Brazil. 21 year old Maria Eduarda ...
[2026-06-15 11:02:00] Dave: They’re like: YEEEEET
[2026-06-15 11:03:00] Dave: Byeeeeeeeee
[2026-06-15 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Freaking wild
[2026-06-15 11:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting a pimple INSIDE MY NOSE and it hurts SO BAD!!
[2026-06-15 11:05:00] Dave: Why is it SO ridiculously painful?!
[2026-06-15 11:05:00] Dave: Omg that’s the worst!!
[2026-06-15 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Today is already annoying me
[2026-06-15 11:29:00] Dave: Arrived safe and sound
[2026-06-15 11:30:00] Sam Willis: It wasn’t me!!!!
[2026-06-15 11:30:00] Sam Willis: I PLEAD THE FIFTH
[2026-06-15 11:30:00] Dave: You’re such a good drug trafficker, baby
[2026-06-15 11:31:00] Dave: See?!… Perfect 🥰
[2026-06-15 11:31:00] Dave: See?!… Perfect 🥰
[2026-06-15 11:32:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-15 12:01:00] Sam Willis: I think douche canoe Stephen is a speaker on the all hands today. 🤮
[2026-06-15 12:12:00] Dave: Ewe
[2026-06-15 12:14:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-15 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Are you on the call?
[2026-06-15 12:21:00] Sam Willis: His dumb face
[2026-06-15 12:21:00] Sam Willis: Stupid head
[2026-06-15 12:21:00] Sam Willis: Stupid glasses
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Dave: Oh. He’s on the call?
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Dave: Who?
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Stephen lol
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m done 😂😂
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Sir. Are you even listening lol
[2026-06-15 12:22:00] Dave: Uhhh.. yeah
[2026-06-15 12:23:00] Dave: Oh.. I’m the IRCR call lmao
[2026-06-15 12:23:00] Dave: What are you talking about
[2026-06-15 12:24:00] Dave: No. I’m doing actual important calls.
[2026-06-15 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo
[2026-06-15 12:24:00] Sam Willis: You’re not on the all hands?!? Good lawd. lol
[2026-06-15 12:24:00] Sam Willis: I thought just precious and bathan were taking that call
[2026-06-15 12:25:00] Dave: I attend the ones that seem resilience related
[2026-06-15 12:45:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-06-15 12:45:00] Sam Willis: So cringe
[2026-06-15 12:45:00] Sam Willis: The Advisor Services presenter just lost connection in the middle of his presentation. Awkward
[2026-06-15 12:45:00] Dave: Hilarious
[2026-06-15 12:45:00] Sam Willis: So we all just sit here silently
[2026-06-15 12:52:00] Sam Willis: 90 min is too long
[2026-06-15 12:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m grumpy
[2026-06-15 12:55:00] Dave: Is it naptime yet?
[2026-06-15 12:55:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-06-15 12:56:00] Dave: I mean… you had 90 minutes
[2026-06-15 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Not for me
[2026-06-15 12:56:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-06-15 12:59:00] Sam Willis: And just be mad about it lol
[2026-06-15 12:59:00] Sam Willis: I actually listen to these things
[2026-06-15 13:00:00] Dave: I’ve never found them to be worth my time
[2026-06-15 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Apparently there were some layoffs today
[2026-06-15 13:06:00] Sam Willis: No idea
[2026-06-15 13:06:00] Sam Willis: Also.
[2026-06-15 13:06:00] Dave: Oh yeah? What area?
[2026-06-15 13:07:00] Dave: Wowwwwww
[2026-06-15 13:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Stephen just literally pinged me and said hi FYI I let Samir know about your interest in moving to the in the office. He said he will connect with Lorelai on the ask why wasn't this done fucking two months ago This is annoying
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Sam Willis: I just 👍 it
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Sam Willis: He really is
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Dave: He’s such a bitch
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Dave: Wtf
[2026-06-15 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Literally two months ago
[2026-06-15 13:20:00] Dave: Sounds like you’re listing to the all call lol
[2026-06-15 13:20:00] Sam Willis: Old. White. Men.
[2026-06-15 13:20:00] Dave: They know what’s best for you young lady
[2026-06-15 13:20:00] Sam Willis: I’m sick of looking at them
[2026-06-15 13:21:00] Sam Willis: I need a cuddle
[2026-06-15 13:21:00] Dave: No kidding
[2026-06-15 13:21:00] Sam Willis: Do you want to breakup
[2026-06-15 13:21:00] Sam Willis: An entire cuddle session
[2026-06-15 13:21:00] Dave: Ok ok.. I’m sorry sweetheart
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Sam Willis: And your death grip
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Dave: A whole ass cuddle session
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Sam Willis: The best
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-15 13:22:00] Sam Willis: With your big arms
[2026-06-15 13:23:00] Dave: You fit right in just right 🥰
[2026-06-15 13:27:00] Sam Willis: Samir doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I’ll voice memo you after this
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Dave: Damn, you ARE grumpy today lol
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh maybe he does
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Sam Willis: I so am
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Am I on my period?
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Sam Willis: I’ll still voice memo you lol
[2026-06-15 13:28:00] Dave: Good question
[2026-06-15 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Ass
[2026-06-15 13:29:00] Dave: I think my tracking needs to be recalibrated
[2026-06-15 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Look at your low activity score though
[2026-06-15 13:31:00] Dave: I know 🙄
[2026-06-15 13:31:00] Sam Willis: You’re an ass
[2026-06-15 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Heheh
[2026-06-15 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK two more meetings today I can fucking do this and then at two. I am so going to take a nap anyway yeah I slept like shit because I started stressing out about moving again. I do this randomly some nights so then I started I mean googling You know what pain meds or whatever whatever Sleep for most of the drive So I gotta talk to the vet about that and I just sort of stressing about it Cause I don't know who's gonna help me move like my ass cannot be doing this alone like the drive the actual driving needs to fly their ass here and drive with me Yeah Another thing I made way too much pasta last night like nobody needs this much pasta So that sucks anyway somebody asked On all hands If Schlotz 401(k) was going to invest in SpaceX, and if it was, when are you able to opt out? And My basically said you know, Schwab is not investing in SpaceX but if you If your 401(k) is investing, an index funds or some shit like that, then the index fund Will invest in SpaceX and so you can just roll over your 401(k) to basically this PRC a fucking non-401(k). I was basically like a brokerage account basically If you don't like it then roll over your 401(k) like cool bro cool cool Anyway And then somebody asked about Schwab developed AI models and where I thought that Samir was incorrect was he was like well you know like Schwab's not gonna develop these LLMs You know we use like Google vertex vertex for that which is true but at first I thought he was like saying you know like Schwab's not gonna develop any new AI I feel like we are but anyway I don't know. I can't think anymore. I'm so tired dude. OK, bye
[2026-06-15 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude, I just saw a commercial you know BTS the K-pop band well you probably don't know them They just parted with Oreo come out with a limited edition Oreo and it's purple and it's a brown sugar cream flavored Fucking disgusting
[2026-06-15 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Another dude what the fuck Josh Barrett just sent the team this journal article that he's working on getting published where I have no idea what journal no idea anyway it's called Anthro anthropomorphic AI and insider risk anyway it's 16 pages long bro. I also has three pages of references. When is the guy taking the time to do all this like he is 100% doing this like on the job which like fine cause it's related to the job but like this is this is what he's doing. He's writing articles. He's posting blogs for LinkedIn. Must be nice to be like an academic
[2026-06-15 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I guess one of the fucking UFC fighters. I don't even know if it was an actual fighter or fish just some fucking circus clown that was like referee or some shit at the White House thing last night but he gets on he gets on the fucking mic and it's like. Michelle Obama is a man and like there's some honestly it's like not even like some awkward like laughter and like a little bit of claps but like What the fuck on the White House lawn I don't even This is so embarrassing to be here I think I'm on my period. I gotta be.
[2026-06-15 14:34:00] Dave: Omg finally able to listen
[2026-06-15 14:34:00] Dave: 2:00 naptime
[2026-06-15 14:35:00] Dave: You could totally do iiiiiiit
[2026-06-15 14:37:00] Dave: I DO know BTF
[2026-06-15 14:40:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-15 14:40:00] Dave: OMG I hadn’t heard about the Obama thing…
[2026-06-15 14:42:00] Dave: JB is trying to be a “leader in the industry” which looks pretty good when one of those works for your company. Like, from a “Schwab reputation” kind of perspective.
[2026-06-15 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Ahem. It’s BTS…
[2026-06-15 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Ahem. It’s BTS…
[2026-06-15 14:53:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-15 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-15 14:54:00] Dave: Yes, I know it’s the K-pop band. Greyson was into them for like 30 mins one day
[2026-06-15 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-15 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Last night I downloaded this app that is supposed to make me a better public speaker 🤞
[2026-06-15 15:38:00] Sam Willis: Nap timeeeeeeeee
[2026-06-15 15:40:00] Sam Willis: I just told the dogs I was going to go up and take a nap. They of course know what that means so they’re getting up and Levon looked and acted completely panicked for a few seconds bc he couldn’t find his emotional support duck 😂😂
[2026-06-15 16:28:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-15 16:29:00] Dave: Creek gets like that when he gets overstimulated and he’s like I NEEED SOMETHING TO SHAKE
[2026-06-15 16:29:00] Dave: Its hilarious
[2026-06-15 16:31:00] Dave: Took a little nap myself 😁
[2026-06-15 16:47:00] Dave: Give this guy a try
[2026-06-15 16:47:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIBozcOlQPY How I’m Preparing For The “Supercycle” The Fed's Plan For The U.S. Economy► Use code Andrei17 for 17% OFF...
[2026-06-15 16:48:00] Dave: He makes economics really easy for me to understand, and explains why some market things affects other market things
[2026-06-15 17:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m skeptical but ok I’ll try 🤪
[2026-06-15 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh man that nap was much needed
[2026-06-15 17:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m skeptical but ok I’ll try 🤪
[2026-06-15 17:09:00] Dave: Yeah he seems a little bro-publican-y but I’ve been watching him since he started like 10 years ago and he’s playing to his audience with the Fox News theme and a couple other little things here and there, but his actual commentary and data is good, and not political.
[2026-06-15 17:24:00] Dave: None
[2026-06-15 17:24:00] Sam Willis: I have no excuse not to go to workout today. Fml
[2026-06-15 17:24:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-06-15 17:30:00] Dave: Oh 💯
[2026-06-15 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Obvi.
[2026-06-15 17:30:00] Sam Willis: My life sucks
[2026-06-15 17:31:00] Dave: 😋
[2026-06-15 17:32:00] Sam Willis: Dude texted me back today. The Chief Risk Officer at Midland. Just more of the same…
[2026-06-15 17:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 17:37:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. I should do that tonight
[2026-06-15 17:37:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-06-15 17:37:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t send thank you emails to the 2 ppl from Friday
[2026-06-15 17:37:00] Sam Willis: But it’s standard practice
[2026-06-15 17:37:00] Dave: They probably think it’s gay
[2026-06-15 17:43:00] Sam Willis: YOU forgot to check in today
[2026-06-15 17:43:00] Sam Willis: We forgot to check in today
[2026-06-15 17:44:00] Sam Willis: I am also shooketh
[2026-06-15 17:44:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-06-15 17:44:00] Dave: Actually I figured we’d skip since we did just leave each other 😘
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Dave: I’m just trying to be agreeable, bitch
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Sam Willis: That’s what you said!
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Dave: Nooooo
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Skip the whole week?!??
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Nope. I see. You want to skip; we shall skip
[2026-06-15 17:45:00] Dave: But we can pick it up tomorrow!
[2026-06-15 17:46:00] Dave: Now I know you don’t want to skip lol
[2026-06-15 17:47:00] Dave: I’d rather do it
[2026-06-15 17:47:00] Dave: You know me
[2026-06-15 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-06-15 17:50:00] Sam Willis: Fine. We will pick it up tomorrow. When we are back to being fully functioning adult humans
[2026-06-15 17:50:00] Dave: …hopefully
[2026-06-15 17:58:00] Sam Willis: I look like 250lbs in my workout clothes
[2026-06-15 17:58:00] Dave: No you don’t
[2026-06-15 17:58:00] Dave: …but ugh, I know exactly how you feel
[2026-06-15 17:58:00] Sam Willis: The pooch is poochin
[2026-06-15 18:02:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-15 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Have you taken any of the gummies?
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Dave: 2
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Sam Willis: How many Dave!!
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Sam Willis: How many
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Dave: What do you think I am?!
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-15 18:03:00] Sam Willis: You turd lol
[2026-06-15 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Let’s gooooooo
[2026-06-15 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Time to hate life
[2026-06-15 18:26:00] Sam Willis: It’ll feel great when done though.
[2026-06-15 18:31:00] Dave: Good job love
[2026-06-15 19:10:00] Sam Willis: That was awful
[2026-06-15 19:10:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-06-15 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Everything we drank
[2026-06-15 19:11:00] Sam Willis: I felt the weight of absolutely everything we ate
[2026-06-15 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Holyyyyy hell
[2026-06-15 20:09:00] Sam Willis: So how’s your day way? I haven’t asked😅 I’m the worst
[2026-06-15 20:53:00] Dave: I’ve just been watching yt waiting for bed lol
[2026-06-15 20:53:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-15 20:53:00] Dave: It’s been ok
[2026-06-15 20:54:00] Dave: So the workout was good?
[2026-06-15 20:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching a high speed police chase
[2026-06-15 20:59:00] Sam Willis: You’ve ruined me lol
[2026-06-15 20:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m also watching YT
[2026-06-15 21:00:00] Sam Willis: I would not say it was good. It was brutal lol. But I’m glad I went.
[2026-06-15 21:00:00] Sam Willis: I would not say it was good. It was brutal lol. But I’m glad I went.
[2026-06-15 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Holyyyyy I’m stressed
[2026-06-15 21:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been holding my breath for like 5 minutes
[2026-06-15 21:10:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-06-15 21:10:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-06-15 21:11:00] Sam Willis: What’s this thingy called? Like heat detection?
[2026-06-15 21:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-15 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah. Or infrared spectrum
[2026-06-15 21:24:00] Sam Willis: So cool
[2026-06-15 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Surprised you’re still awake!
[2026-06-15 21:49:00] Dave: Not for long
[2026-06-15 21:50:00] Dave: I’m headed that way not my dear
[2026-06-15 21:50:00] Dave: What are you up to? Still watching YouTube lol?
[2026-06-15 21:50:00] Sam Willis: 🫣
[2026-06-15 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-15 21:51:00] Sam Willis: I love you!!
[2026-06-15 21:51:00] Dave: I’m so glad you gave it a chance
[2026-06-15 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby
[2026-06-15 21:52:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-15 21:52:00] Sam Willis: There’s so. Much. Content
[2026-06-15 21:52:00] Dave: There’s so much great content
[2026-06-15 21:52:00] Dave: I envy you because of how much there is lol
[2026-06-15 21:53:00] Dave: Especially EWU. They have a ton of great interrogation videos
[2026-06-15 21:53:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-15 21:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s overload
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[2026-06-15 21:54:00] Sam Willis: Oh we did watch one of these though. Atleast.
[2026-06-15 21:54:00] Dave: Did I give you this one
[2026-06-15 21:54:00] Sam Willis: No
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[2026-06-15 21:55:00] Dave: Nite nite
[2026-06-15 21:55:00] Dave: OK baby, I loves you
[2026-06-15 21:56:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-15 21:56:00] Sam Willis: I love you! Sweet dreams

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(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The day began lazily, with both Sam and Dave announcing they were working from home and not eager to start their day. They shared a playful morning, reminiscing about their sexual experiences and bonding over a mutual dislike for early mornings. The conversation then shifted to various work-related frustrations and observations, including a discussion about a controversial comment made at a White House event. The day closed on a more reflective note, with the couple expressing their love and longing for each other as they prepared for bed.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Morning Reluctance: - Both Sam and Dave expressed a dislike for mornings and the responsibilities of "adulting." Dave humorously mentioned having 58 emails and not planning to address them, while Sam joked about going back to bed. Emotional register: playful, lazy. - Notable quote: "Good morning handsome, Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit" — Sam, indicating a shared amusement about their shared morning discomfort.

  • Work Frustrations:
  • Dave shared his frustration with having to drop off packages and the overwhelming number of emails from a mentorship program he does not participate in. Sam mentioned being on a boring all-hands call and her dislike for a colleague, Stephen, who she found annoying. Emotional register: frustrated, resentful.

  • Notable quote: "Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol" — Sam, reflecting their collective desire to avoid work.

  • Sexual Reminiscing:

  • They reminisced about their sexual experiences, with Dave expressing a particular memory of a moment during which Sam said, "Harder," and Sam recalling Dave's response to her oral. They also discussed physical sensations and preferences. Emotional register: nostalgic, aroused.

  • Notable quote: "When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair" — Sam, recalling a vivid and intimate memory.

  • Workplace Dynamics:

  • Discussed the dynamics and frustrations of their workplace, including the presence of a disliked colleague, Stephen, and the mundane nature of their all-hands call. Sam mentioned possible layoffs and frustration with management. Emotional register: irritated, disengaged.

  • Notable quote: "He really is, Literally two months ago" — Sam, expressing frustration with a colleague's behavior.

  • Shared Interests and Media:

  • They shared interests in YouTube content, with Dave recommending a new YouTube channel and them both enjoying a high-speed police chase video together. They also discussed a recent collaboration between a K-pop band and a food brand, showing mutual interest in entertainment and trends. Emotional register: engaged, curious.

  • Notable quote: "You’ve ruined me lol, I’m also watching YT" — Sam, expressing how Dave's influence has shaped her entertainment choices.

  • Self-Improvement Efforts:

  • Sam mentioned downloading an app to improve her public speaking skills, which led to a discussion about their respective physical appearances and self-perception. Emotional register: hopeful, vulnerable.

  • Notable quote: "I look like 250lbs in my workout clothes" — Sam, sharing a moment of self-doubt.

  • End-of-Day Reflections:

  • They expressed their love and longing for each other as they prepared for bed, with Dave wishing Sam sweet dreams and Sam reciprocating. Emotional register: tender, loving.
  • Notable quote: "I love you! Sweet dreams" — Sam, closing the day with affection.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Reminiscing about Past Encounters: - Discussed specific details of their past sexual encounters, including the use of phrases like "Harder" and reactions to oral sex. Dave initiated by asking what words really got him, and Sam reciprocated with her own memories. Emotional register: nostalgic, aroused.

  • Physical Sensations and Preferences:
  • Mentioned physical sensations experienced during their sexual interactions, such as hair-pulling and the feeling of "yessss" when Sam had control. They shared how these sensations heightened their arousal and enjoyment. Emotional register: intimate, sensual.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led much of the conversation with her playful and sometimes exasperated tone, while Dave followed with supportive and sometimes teasing responses. There was a sense of mutual vulnerability, especially when discussing self-improvement and workplace frustrations. Expressions of love and longing were prominent, indicating a strong emotional connection. Power-dynamic moments showed a playful push-and-pull, with both taking turns in leading or teasing. Sam's frustration with her colleague hinted at a shared external stress, but their bond seemed solid.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning handsome. Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit" — Sam, setting a tone of reluctant morning interaction. - "Harder" — Sam, recalling a passionate moment that resonated with both. - "Yessss" — Dave, expressing his pleasure during intimate moments. - "He really is. Literally two months ago" — Sam, expressing frustration with a colleague. - "I look like 250lbs in my workout clothes" — Sam, sharing a self-deprecating thought. - "I love you! Sweet dreams" — Sam, expressing affection at the end of the day.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Frustration with work responsibilities and colleagues. - Exploration of new YouTube channels and content. - Reflections on their relationship, indicating ongoing discussions about their dynamics and intimate life. - Plans for future workouts and shared media consumption.

MOOD MAP morning reluctance → playful reminiscing → frustrated day → reflective evening → tender closing

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Frustration.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    260

    131.8 more; previous daily average 128.2 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    39

    25.0 more; previous daily average 14.0 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 115 · 44% 145 · 56%
Average reply time 3m 33s (n=61) 4m 5s (n=61)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 33s (n=61). 30% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 44s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 160 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 5s (n=61). 140% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 42s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 156 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 25.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 25.0% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 47s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 103% higher than the previous daily average of 128.2 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 140% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 42s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 156 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 260 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor51 · 20%
Frustration43 · 17%
Status update40 · 15%
Affection20 · 8%
Emotional support14 · 5%

All other signals

Excitement13 · 5%
Checking in12 · 5%
Vulnerability9 · 3%
Disagreement7 · 3%
Appreciation5 · 2%
Flirting5 · 2%
Sexting5 · 2%
Request4 · 2%
Encouragement3 · 1%
Planning3 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 0%
Deep sharing1 · 0%
Passive aggression1 · 0%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (22), Status update (15), Frustration (14), Affection (12), Excitement (10)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (29), Humor (29), Status update (25), Affection (8), Checking in (8)

Tension and positive follow-ups

19 of 42 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (45%).

23 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 3s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 42 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe 🫠

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

  2. Context · · Dave

    Tear

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Yes!!

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

213 of 260 messages (81.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 92 / 115 80.0%
Sam Willis 121 / 145 83.4%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.78
Appreciation 0.82
Boundary setting 0.60
Checking in 0.64
Deep sharing 0.60
Disagreement 0.64
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.67
Excitement 0.71
Flirting 0.77
Frustration 0.67
Humor 0.69
Passive aggression 0.60
Planning 0.63
Request 0.62
Sexting 0.84
Status update 0.63
Unmet need 0.60
Vulnerability 0.63
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 09:17:23
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.99

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe 🫠

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ok ok.. I’m sorry sweetheart

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And your death grip

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re the best

  4. Context · · Dave

    A whole ass cuddle session

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    The best

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re the best

  2. Context · · Dave

    A whole ass cuddle session

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    The best

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Give this guy a try

  2. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIBozcOlQPY How I’m Preparing For The “Supercycle” The Fed's Plan For The U.S. Economy► Use code Andrei17 for 17% OFF...

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    He makes economics really easy for me to understand, and explains why some market things affects other market things

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m skeptical but ok I’ll try 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh man that nap was much needed

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

  4. Context · · Dave

    Tear

  5. Context · · Dave

    🙄

Checking in

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ewe

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Are you on the call?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    His dumb face

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Stupid head

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Stupid head

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Stupid glasses

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh. He’s on the call?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🙄

  5. Context · · Dave

    Who?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    No idea

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh yeah? What area?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Wowwwwww

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Stephen just literally pinged me and said hi FYI I let Samir know about your interest in moving to the in the office. He said he will connect with Lorelai on the ask why wasn't this done fucking two months ago This is annoyi…

Deep sharing

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🫠🫠 I love that one

  2. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmmm

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, dammit I didn't save the freaking Instagram reel, but I saw this one last night and it's so true. It was this girl and she is like. Trying to act like she's a man on top during sex and so she's like humping the floor but…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my gosh, that's so funny. I never like would've thought. You didn't understand that Occurred to me, but it's like basically Yeah, I'm like always on my knees and so I guess it's kinda like doing girl pus…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Even on the knees and girl push ups

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today is already annoying me

  2. Context · · Dave

    Arrived safe and sound

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It wasn’t me!!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I PLEAD THE FIFTH

  5. Context · · Dave

    You’re such a good drug trafficker, baby

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Is it naptime yet?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Awwwwe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean… you had 90 minutes

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not for me

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😒

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And just be mad about it lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I actually listen to these things

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’ve never found them to be worth my time

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Apparently there were some layoffs today

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No idea

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Tear

  4. Context · · Dave

    🙄

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Freaking wild

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m getting a pimple INSIDE MY NOSE and it hurts SO BAD!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Why is it SO ridiculously painful?!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Omg that’s the worst!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today is already annoying me

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That sounds like so much work!! 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    It actually isn’t that much work. I guess it’s just how we’re built 🤷‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It is! I hope you enjoy it!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so mad I didn’t save the damn reel!!! Grrrr

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s freaking recorded

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg finally able to listen

  2. Context · · Dave

    2:00 naptime

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You could totally do iiiiiiit

  4. Context · · Dave

    I DO know BTF

  5. Context · · Dave

    🤦‍♂️

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Let’s gooooooo

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Time to hate life

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’ll feel great when done though.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Good job love

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That was awful

Excitement

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    🙄

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh! Yes!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh man… what was it you said that really got me??

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair 🥵

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    “Harder” I think? lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yessss

  4. Context · · Dave

    🥵

  5. Context · · Dave

    K what about you? “Slow down”? Hehehe

Flirting

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe 🫠

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yessss

  2. Context · · Dave

    🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    K what about you? “Slow down”? Hehehe

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also “I’m gonna cum” 🥵

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also the “yessss” you say when I have your dick in my mouth

Frustration

Showing 3 of 43 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe 🫠

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!! This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bye bitch

  2. Context · · Dave

    Tear

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Yes!!

Humor

Showing 3 of 51 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hehehe 🫠

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your girl is WFH today. I’m not feeling any of this adulting shit 😅

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I’m going back to bed for a bit lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Stupid glasses

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh. He’s on the call?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🙄

  4. Context · · Dave

    Who?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Stephen lol

Planning

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dude texted me back today. The Chief Risk Officer at Midland. Just more of the same…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ugh. I should do that tonight

  4. Context · · Dave

    Meh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I didn’t send thank you emails to the 2 ppl from Friday

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Skip the whole week?!??

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Nope. I see. You want to skip; we shall skip

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But we can pick it up tomorrow!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Now I know you don’t want to skip lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’d rather do it

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You know me

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmmmm

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fine. We will pick it up tomorrow. When we are back to being fully functioning adult humans

  4. Context · · Dave

    …hopefully

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I look like 250lbs in my workout clothes

Request

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Its hilarious

  2. Context · · Dave

    Took a little nap myself 😁

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Give this guy a try

  4. Context · · Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIBozcOlQPY How I’m Preparing For The “Supercycle” The Fed's Plan For The U.S. Economy► Use code Andrei17 for 17% OFF...

  5. Context · · Dave

    He makes economics really easy for me to understand, and explains why some market things affects other market things

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    But we can pick it up tomorrow!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Now I know you don’t want to skip lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’d rather do it

  4. Context · · Dave

    You know me

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmmmm

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What’s this thingy called? Like heat detection?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. Or infrared spectrum

Sexting

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score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Dave

    So is yuh boiiiiiii!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Get that sexy ass back to bed 😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am also working from home because also fuck all this adulting bullshit Ain't nobody got time for that but right now I'm going to drop off some packages so that's why I'm in the car I…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Godddddddd I hate mornings

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh man… what was it you said that really got me??

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair 🥵

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    “Harder” I think? lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yessss

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh man… what was it you said that really got me??

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair 🥵

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    “Harder” I think? lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yessss

  5. Context · · Dave

    🥵

Status update

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    It is! I hope you enjoy it!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so mad I didn’t save the damn reel!!! Grrrr

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s freaking recorded

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/connect2realworld/reel/DZi7vYFTvIf/ Global news | Trends | Real talk on Instagram 16K views: "💔 Tragic incident in Brazil. 21 year old Maria Eduarda ...

  5. Context · · Dave

    They’re like: YEEEEET

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so mad I didn’t save the damn reel!!! Grrrr

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s freaking recorded

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    https://www.instagram.com/connect2realworld/reel/DZi7vYFTvIf/ Global news | Trends | Real talk on Instagram 16K views: "💔 Tragic incident in Brazil. 21 year old Maria Eduarda ...

  4. Context · · Dave

    They’re like: YEEEEET

  5. Context · · Dave

    Byeeeeeeeee

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg that’s the worst!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today is already annoying me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Arrived safe and sound

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It wasn’t me!!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I PLEAD THE FIFTH

Unmet need

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh. I should do that tonight

  2. Context · · Dave

    Meh

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I didn’t send thank you emails to the 2 ppl from Friday

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But it’s standard practice

  5. Context · · Dave

    They probably think it’s gay

Vulnerability

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh! Yes!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh man… what was it you said that really got me??

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    When we were doing doggy style and you were pulling my hair 🥵

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    “Harder” I think? lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Byeeeeeeeee

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Freaking wild

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m getting a pimple INSIDE MY NOSE and it hurts SO BAD!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Why is it SO ridiculously painful?!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Omg that’s the worst!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    They know what’s best for you young lady

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m sick of looking at them

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I need a cuddle

  4. Context · · Dave

    No kidding

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you want to breakup