2026-05-01
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[2026-05-01 07:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope your beautiful face slept well And I hope you have a wonderful drive to work today Since you're going out on a Friday in the guest to make the best of it At least there will hopefully be less traffic So I'm glad your pool guy didn't go too crazy the 1300 is not too bad for I guess all the work he did sounds like it was a lot So that's nice The puppies looked like a blast. How many puppies were there and what was this again so you like did a workout and then it was for the I was like was this the final workout for that like? That whatever competition thing that that one bitch was totally cheating on Anyway, it looks fun and you looked wonderful So I hope that was great And did you go get pizza afterwards or did you just go home? I slept really well I didn't wanna get out of bed I went to bed a little early and didn't wanna get out of bed this morning so I don't think I've woke up at all. Oh you know what I did wake up at like two or three and I was like I had to pee, but I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna go back to sleep. So that's what I did But then I really had to go when I got up so that sucks but Yeah Looks like it's gonna be rainy and gloomy here again today so that's fucking whack but I guess it is what it is Oh my God Oh my God You probably don't care but I'm gonna tell you anyway so if these 33 orders for an adapter, I don't really sell very often so I had to make a couple more make three more of them and I fucking started it like Yesterday or the day before and it's like a 10 hour print so I do this thing yeah you're not gonna care. This might get too technical. So Prince have to have support for like where like if a piece of plastic or piece of design like goes up and then out and like doesn't get anything under it you know what it means if there's like a 90° return You know 3-D shapes are right so that means that the three printer can't just print onto nothing all right it has to so it has to build support as it's building the rest of the actual structure so then once it gets to that point it already has like a little platform there right so That's totally normal like it's lots of friends use that it's just part of the deal and But there's a thing so they're kind of hard to get off. Could you pull the sports off afterwards and the way it works as it leaves a little bit of space in between like the first layer of the overhang and the support so it doesn't bond and you can remove the sports but it leaves kind of like rough or finish so what you can do is use a different kind of material. Than what your main Print is being used for and so I like I print The main adapter in one type of plastic called PLA and there's another type of plastic called PETG that PLANPTG don't stick to one another so I can use it to reduce that little gap right that I said I said there is a gap that leaves a little rough surface so I can reduce that gap to nothing that way it'll print the first layer of the overhang directly on them The plastic that it won't stick to so provide support for that piece and then the Support just like pops right off and it gives you like a really smooth nice finish so anyway Problem with that is If you don't flush all of the old that was first of the first set, I did I forgot I guess to change the material or whatever so it use the same material for the sports but it also had that no gap so it did bond so I couldn't remove the sports so there's that whole batch was just trash so then last night I was like all right make sure I get this right and got the settings. All right it was using the other material for support. But there's a very important piece where you have to You have to flush all of that different kind of plastic out before you start printing the main plastic again or since it doesn't stick, it'll be like a little bit left over in there and then once it starts printing the main piece again it'll have some of that plastic stuck in there so ultimately what happens is Your part is like just weak and we'll just basically break right apart because the plastic doesn't bond right so anyway because it has that opposite plastic mix in there so that's what happened with the batch last night So the sports came right off, but then I could just break the fucking thing right and half so anyway you have to set it up to flush out the old or the support material before you start printing the new material and that's what it didn't do last night so now I'm printing this shit for the third time and my settings are definitely right this time so it'll be fine but You know Fucking pushing the time it takes to ship these things out which I don't like to do that's like why my thing is getting order status as soon as humanly possible So yeah anyway that's a bunch of 6 inches of shit you didn't care about so anyway I hope you're having a great morning and I hope you enjoyed that 3-D printing tutorial. Make sure you like and subscribe and I cannot wait to hear your beautiful sweet voice this morning. I know you're gonna be upbeat and chipper and excited to get to the office. Actually you might be excited to get the office since it'll be chill and you'll be able to get some shit time. maybe I don't know. Anyway, I love you sweet pea. I hope you have a great day bye.
[2026-05-01 08:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-01 08:37:00] Dave: Awwwwe
[2026-05-01 08:37:00] Dave: I bet you do sweetie
[2026-05-01 08:38:00] Sam Willis: I’m still in bed 🫠
[2026-05-01 08:38:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m getting up. Gotta do it 😭
[2026-05-01 08:41:00] Dave: DO IT
[2026-05-01 08:41:00] Dave: Rip the bandaid off lol
[2026-05-01 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Did your shit point correctly this time? 3rd time a charm?
[2026-05-01 08:53:00] Sam Willis: 6 inches 😂😂
[2026-05-01 08:53:00] Sam Willis: I will definitely like and subscribe!
[2026-05-01 09:03:00] Dave: Hahaha, it’s still going, but yeah it’ll be fine this time
[2026-05-01 09:03:00] Dave: Hahaha, it’s still going, but yeah it’ll be fine this time
[2026-05-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis:, I meant print 🙄
[2026-05-01 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, good morning. How are you? Sorry, 940 there. I hate feeling like I'm just starting my day and yours is like half over. It really upsets me this also was making me think that whenever I'm in Effingham like am I gonna work central time hours like am I gonna have to get up with the normal people? I don't know if I can. I don't know, man we'll see but I mean it'll be very nice to literally just wake up and turn on my computer and be working although I have no idea like where I'm going to physically sit and work and take calls all day at my parents. I also have no idea like somebody better get me a second monitor because. I'm gonna need one. There's no way I can just work off my laptop all week. I will go nuts. I did it one other time when I worked for my parents. This was like actually when we could work from home and work from wherever nobody gave a single fuck but anyway that was miserable so yeah. OK, I'm loving this Lena Dunham memoir audiobook of course it's. She's such a shit show. Like do you know anything about Lena Dunham? She like was huge because she wrote. Created the TV show girls on HBO like let him know she's just psychotic for my 20s because she was also her in her 20s And that's when girls came out and like we were all looking at ourselves like the messiest version of ourselves and then
[2026-05-01 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: They come off again cause they're fucking assholes anyway so girls ended she I think I was like chronic pain. She also just she's just hard for other people to like understand her like her personality and. Anyway, she liked totally was basically canceled. I'm pretty sure like you know how celebrities get canceled like she was accused of. Also accusing somebody of raping her and that turned it out to be false like all these sorts of things anyway so she's been like MIA for a long fucking time and then this mark came out and so I might go to gobble this shit up because I want all the fucking tea I wanna know what's been going on with her Where it all went wrong but so far right now in the book, we're like just at the point where she's riding the pilot for girls and I'm just I'm just like I'm reliving my early 20s like through her and her fucking Sandy Anyway So yeah, this is gonna replace my murder podcast for a while probably thank you again for giving this to me because I'm obsessed. Also, I can't explain like her tone but every sentence she says like starts out the same way. It's like her tone. I can't describe it. I don't know just listening to her read it's it's like so Lena Dunham she almost sounds like exhausted with herself. Like reading her words aloud typing, which I could totally relate to Anyway, all right heading to the fucking office cause I tell you that a while ago a couple weeks ago bought these energy drinks at Costco came out with and I tried that tropical one I told you about and it was really not great and then I haven't had one since well we're down to like two orange ones left and Christian said that they were the best ones and still not that great but I took an orange one this morning and orange things they can give you for some reason cause do you drink like monster orange I make it up maybe it doesn't you can think of you. I don't know. Anyway You should've seen my face when I was trying to listen to all your 3-D printing you know education I was like what if he say I'm trying to follow along. My brain is like working overtime trying to visualize what you're saying, but I think I got the gist. Anyway, well, I hope you all your shit prints out well this time and what are you doing tonight this weekend? Today, what do you have going on?
[2026-05-01 09:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I imagine you know that you got cut off right after and then, but no, I don't. I know the name Lena Dunham for sure but I don't really know anything about her but I'm glad you're enjoying the book. Yeah, I love audiobooks. They're super cool. What was the other thing oh yeah, so is Effingham in central time? I guess they probably are huh Yeah, yeah well that'll be nice for a week. We'll be on the same time cause I know it is. It is pretty weird. Going to bed at like here at 7 o'clock there and you have like another couple hours. So anyway, I just see your bubble start now so hopefully you weren't talking for like the last two minutes before you realize that was not recorded
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Dave: Gobble that tea!!!
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Sam Willis: I want to be surprised! lol
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Yes IL is central time
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Sam Willis: I want to be surprised! lol
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Dave: Gobble
[2026-05-01 09:45:00] Dave: You’re welcome ☺️
[2026-05-01 09:47:00] Dave: Ha… that reminds me of a line from a song that always stuck with me. …I talk like it hurts to talk
[2026-05-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I like that!
[2026-05-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh speaking of you saying googling so tell me if you're this type you're probably not cause you probably don't give a shit but I am very much a type that after I read you say gobble you're so funny I very much typed that after like after I read this or listen to this memoir, I like I hear their perspective and then I immediately go Google to hear like everybody else else's like like I'll go to you know like the Wikipedia or whatever else about them to like find out what the rest of the world said had happened like why she was canceled you know typing So I do that anytime after I read memoirs and then Also, after like most murder shows I watch I google them to see like the summary again cause you know sometimes the TV show shows like they cut out some information. You know they're trying to like make it all fit in an hour or whatever so I do that and then I used to do this thing and I just can't do it anymore cause it's just it's so fucking obsessive, but I used to do this thing where whenever I was watching. You know like big popular TV shows like like let's just say like say I watched the pit which I didn't but anyway I would didn't go on Reddit and read all of the discussions about each of the episodes and I just can't do that anymore cause I would get into such fucking rabbit holes and like stay up and scroll that shit forever and listen to everybody's theories and their thoughts and oh my God anyway Good stuff
[2026-05-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I like that!
[2026-05-01 09:52:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so yeah you said you're gobbling it up and then give me that tea so I said gobble up that tea but misspelled it. I'm actually AutoCorrect it to Google but anyway yes, I love orange so you're 100% right on that which I'm surprised you're uncertain about because I've drank orange monsters forever. And now I drink that orange Water additive remember to my fizzy water so I love orange flavored stuff I have looked up discussion on some books and A lot of A lot of music like in fact that guy A$AP rock the one that I got that line from That kind of like describes his like just kind of his delivery with a lot of songs, but A lot so a lot of times I'll do that with music where I'll listen to an album or a song or whatever usually it's an album and then go read about it and kind of get other people's perspective on like what it what it means and what the messages were and how the other people interpreted and like how I made them feel and like whatever I have done it for shows. I don't really do that a ton. Anymore anyway Just because yeah, I don't have the time and like for the pit or you know most shows these days I feel like I pretty much got the gist of it like I don't need to read too much into what they're doing there So yeah What else was there something else I don't know maybe maybe not
[2026-05-01 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha you didn’t even mean to text Google. OK that’s hilarious
[2026-05-01 09:55:00] Dave: I know I talked about this a while ago… but I was constantly editing messages after I’d sent them. Like more than it felt like I should be. So I started paying attention and turns out, it isn’t that I’m misspelling as much as I thought. I’m spelling the words I want correctly and it still fucking auto corrects to a whole different word!!
[2026-05-01 09:56:00] Dave: I’ve caught it a few times now.
[2026-05-01 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Totally random! Have you ever watched any Black mirror episodes?
[2026-05-01 09:58:00] Sam Willis: We may have talked about this before
[2026-05-01 09:58:00] Dave: Yeah a few from the first couple season. Maybe all of the first season and a couple from the second
[2026-05-01 09:58:00] Dave: Do you like them?
[2026-05-01 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Yea! I haven’t seen all of the last season that came out. Like forever ago
[2026-05-01 10:26:00] Sam Willis: You never answered about what you have going on this weekend
[2026-05-01 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-01 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Woah fancyyyy. I got new monitor stands at work
[2026-05-01 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Like one stand holds 2 monitors now. Boujieeee
[2026-05-01 10:31:00] Sam Willis: And of course…. One of the monitors won’t turn on
[2026-05-01 10:56:00] Sam Willis: I can’t get it on 😭😭
[2026-05-01 10:57:00] Dave: Did you try the power button?
[2026-05-01 11:08:00] Sam Willis: 😡
[2026-05-01 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Today is already insanely busy 😭😭
[2026-05-01 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Fire drill dropped on my lap so that’s fun!
[2026-05-01 11:08:00] Dave: Awwwe, what??
[2026-05-01 11:08:00] Dave: What is it?
[2026-05-01 11:09:00] Sam Willis: The business wants to implement this sierra.ai thingy like ASAP but of course is like flying past all the risk guardrails
[2026-05-01 11:09:00] Sam Willis: So now it’s like a scramble to be like hold up. What is this? What do you need to do etc etc
[2026-05-01 11:10:00] Sam Willis: And the SOC has always been of the position that we do not monitor client activity. So someone wants someone to monitor client prompts or other AI risks associated with clients.
[2026-05-01 11:11:00] Sam Willis: Well SOMEONE needs to. Above my paygrade peeps
[2026-05-01 11:11:00] Dave: Don’t we already have a customer service chatbot?
[2026-05-01 11:12:00] Sam Willis: I would have thought but this one is like fancy
[2026-05-01 11:12:00] Dave: And I aint doing shit this weekend lol
[2026-05-01 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Like offers advice
[2026-05-01 11:12:00] Dave: And they need an answer today lol?
[2026-05-01 11:13:00] Dave: What is it YOU have to do?
[2026-05-01 11:13:00] Dave: The fire drill part
[2026-05-01 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Chase down what, if anything, my stakeholders are doing to monitor AI risks associated with this.
[2026-05-01 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Chase down what, if anything, my stakeholders are doing to monitor AI risks associated with this.
[2026-05-01 11:15:00] Dave: But you already know right?
[2026-05-01 11:15:00] Dave: Nothing.
[2026-05-01 11:22:00] Sam Willis: Well I know as of like when I was texting you lol
[2026-05-01 11:23:00] Sam Willis: As I’m hurriedly texting 1lod friends
[2026-05-01 11:23:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-05-01 11:24:00] Dave: Ugh. What a shit way to start your Friday
[2026-05-01 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK real quick cause I'm bout to jump on another call one. I'm already out of my snacks and it's only 932. I'm drinking this orange energy drink and it's OK. I mean it is the best one out of all of them, but it's still just kind of mad three my monitor still isn't working for I meant to tell you this yesterday but No, actually I didn't because it happened like you've already sleep but after I got home last night it was like 815 at night and I like had some cereal for dinner and then Christian was eating yogurt. I think this last night maybe this is before I even went to the thing and he was eating yogurt and he loves yogurt so much that he literally. Takes his finger and like gets all the yogurt out and then like lick it off of the fingers and I'm just like like he's like a kid getting the last of the cookie batter out of the bowl you know And he smacking his lips, and I forgot that Christian doesn't take somebody teasing him and I said Pause the show that you're watching and so he paused it and I was like do you know that when you are licking the yogurt, thin clean and you smack your lips I just want to unalive you and I was literally saying it just like that and I was laughing all her stuff. He just stood up and threw the rest of the yogurt in the trash and I was like really I'm like dude I was joking. He's like I don't take it as a joke and I'm like I'm sorry like I should've known better because I forget that you don't joke like you he does not understand joking. And I'm like I really meant it to be funny and he's like I don't take it that way so I'm just gonna throw it away. I'm like.
[2026-05-01 11:32:00] Sam Willis: It cut me off AGAIN but you get the gist. Just dumb
[2026-05-01 11:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: How are you already out of snacks and I figured the orange one wasn't gonna be that much better and what's going on with your monitor like does it turn on? Are there any lights on it is plugged out? Is there a power button is it plugged into the? Dock thing I've restarted your computer and restarted the dock, but I don't remember if they have a on and off button, but you can unplug it and turn it back on And then Jesus, what the fuck Even when you're like at the point where you're like it's a joke, bro I meant it to be funny like I don't know I don't know. I might not take it as a joke like the first time but there once you say you know, I'm sorry it was just a joke. Then you know it should be like OK but at least you didn't say something like it looks like you're licking cum off your fucking fingers you faggots cause like I can see that maybe Offensive but like what you said is pretty time anyway yeah I can't but so not you
[2026-05-01 12:29:00] Sam Willis: He doesn’t know how to understand teasing at all
[2026-05-01 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-01 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Monitor just won’t turn on
[2026-05-01 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Black screen
[2026-05-01 12:29:00] Sam Willis: Dead
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Sam Willis: No lights
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Dave: And it’s definitely plugged in?
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Nisha was just in my office for 30 min venting about Brian
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Dave: Like, to the wall
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Sam Willis: And talking SO LOUDLY
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Dave: Who is Nisha?
[2026-05-01 12:30:00] Sam Willis: She is on the struggle bus with him for sure. He’s such a micromanager
[2026-05-01 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Cloud oversight
[2026-05-01 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Used to be under Foye
[2026-05-01 12:31:00] Dave: One from your team went to Brian too though right?
[2026-05-01 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Yes Rachel
[2026-05-01 12:37:00] Sam Willis: And she also hates it
[2026-05-01 12:37:00] Dave: Yeah I thought she was having problems too.
[2026-05-01 12:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It's kind of scary whenever you go take a drink of an energy drink and then you put it down and you can still hear just like all of this like fizzing noise which I just feel like that means that there's just so much acid in there and that's probably what it's doing to my stomach right now. It's just pissing in my stomach and it's like probably literally eating a hole through it.
[2026-05-01 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't know what you can possibly do that is more important talking to me all day but I mean what the hell I'm on my way to In-N-Out to grab me a hamburger because why not and also I don't have any more snacks so I'm struggling also like I already have to leave in like two hours to go take the dogs to the vet I have done pretty much like fuck off today definitely not what I intended to like what I sent out to do today which was finalize the freaking discipline summary slide and all that bullshit that's due I haven't even opened it, but AnyWho Was gonna tell you oh I also meant to tell you earlier that Christian came home from the gym today and said that now his transmission is acting up and he is in a horrific mood like I can't imagine if there's more problems with that fucking car so I really hope you're not OK and then the other thing so yeah so Nisha like everybody struggles with Brian because he is an absolute micromanage treats everybody as if they they're just now entering the workforce for the first time and I'm sorry, bro. I just cut off the crosswalk and I'm an asshole. And this poor guy has a walker anyway, but she was saying like first off he's an hour ahead of us and second off. He starts working at like 5:30 in the morning every fucking day because he is please don't let me hit you because he. There is an early riser so he doesn't have to drive into the office so like people in Phoenix are already getting pings and shit early in the morning like it already is like establishing a sense of urgency like as they're waking up in the morning so she's upset about that so is Rachel and I was like guys like you don't have to respond just because you know he's reaching out like you don't need to respond and then I guess he has a daily including Fridays fucking Huddle, that's 45 minutes long Where he does like a team call to check in on what he's fucking doing and she was like I am like making up things to do because I feel like I have to have stuff to tell him And so that's bothering her and then she said so then I'm like driving in the morning because the calls at eight every day I'm like I was getting ready taking kids where they need to be blah blah and so I'm already driving as I'm taking this team call and then anytime it ends early and I have my one on one with him on Thursdays he's like Hey, let's just jump on our one01 now and so she's like frantic because he wants her to be on camera and she feels like she needs to you know whatever we all prepared for this one on one and so she's telling him yes and then she's like now getting into the office earlier on Thursdays so she can be ready to have her one on one earlier and I said Misha just tell him no just say hey I'm still driving into the office Let's meet at our scheduled time like no we don't need to move it up early and she goes I know but blah blah and I'd like honestly you should just reschedule the entire series to in the afternoons so then you don't have to worry about this at all, I'm like you have got to listen to me talking about establishing boundaries but you do you have to fucking established boundaries who gives a fuck if you can't meet 30 minutes earlier than you thought you were gonna meet and she's like well. I'm all frazzled because you know I'm getting into the office and I'm already on the phone. I don't have time like put my stuff down. Go to the bathroom. Talk to the people that I'm seeing on the way and she's like it just starts my whole day off wrong. I'm like exactly I get it and like you already feel time you get in in the morning so say no what the fuck and I said also just keep being you and working like you normally do because and that's like one thing with Brian like I get it at first it's like a lot but at some point you just fucking ignore him like I literally just stopped replying to his emails because. I don't have time to sit there and pontificate all fucking day about he's like a theory man like I don't even know anyway then the other thing she's said oh fuck or something else dammit Oh, and then she was like and even say say joints calls, 15 minutes early and like I'm not I don't wanna join calls 15 minutes early and I'm like then don't I'm like that might be your only time you're only 15 minutes during the day to go to the bathroom or fucking actually get something done. Do not join calls 15 minutes early just because somebody else decides to. Like that is crazy I said they has worked for Brian for many many many years so you know she's going to have his behaviors that doesn't mean that you need to feel so bad for all these people because like they didn't know what they were getting into like they had no idea also Also, why the fuck is In-N-Out so packed on a Friday at lunch like I get it but it's Friday where are people coming from? It's very annoying.
[2026-05-01 14:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You touched right on it, but I gotta call it out anyway that was so hilarious the whole time you're like you need to do this and you need to stand up for yourself and you can just tell him no and whatever oh my God listen to you giving out all that good advice I totally totally agree though and like I mean, I get it too like Having to feel like or not having to, but feeling like you have to Have something for him you know like free 101 like making shit up that's so ridiculous and it's such a hassle like I fucking hate that shit and it's like doing a call that long every day for fucks sake There's nothing like like I can't imagine Like shit just there isn't like that kind of work. You know it's not like we're. Software developers where you should have where you know you can use that kind of agile like workflow where you do have a stand-up every day because you make progress every day like there's a new code. It's not like that. So yeah, that fucking sucks for her, but that's the right thing though to tell her is just fucking don't like you know don't answer. They just just don't just do shit to your own face. Cause I mean, does he like? I guess I don't know, but does he like? Call you out on it like if you Say we know, I don't wanna have my thing right now or no. I'm just getting into the office. Will he be a bitch about it or is he just like oh right? You know what I mean like Or does he expect you to like jump to his back and call I guess or is that just what everybody Thinks he expects like what does he really expect? Cause I could see that going in both ways I don't have never worked for him so I don't really know I don't really know them that much anyway But like I could kind of see him, you know not really expecting it you know like if you Like like answering him early in the morning or whatever like when I might message people or send out emails or something at 6 AM, but I don't give a fuck. I don't expect anybody to reply until they're ready like I don't reply to people for hours sometimes most of the time. So so yeah Yeah, In-N-Out is pretty good. It's always busy here. I haven't been in years. But people love that shit
[2026-05-01 14:04:00] Sam Willis: I CAN HAVE BOUNDARIES!!
[2026-05-01 14:05:00] Dave: Of course you can sweetheart 😌
[2026-05-01 14:08:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-01 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: How have you not been to In-N-Out in years? Oh my gosh shit so good anyway So no, he doesn't expect you like if you push back and say no, let's have her one on one of the normal time like he's not gonna care. Have you ever been around somebody who just they have nervous energy so they put you on edge like he is exactly that person. Everything is this falsified sense of urgency and from him and everybody picks up on that like you see all of his energy and it makes it seem like everything is fucking stressful and everything needs to be done now and that everything is so important and so if you're at all the type of person who can be anxious like me and others One waking up and checking your phone and seeing that this dude's already been working for fucking two hours and you already have an onslaught of emails and pings. It's already start your day like wrong one and then two whenever you talk to him you get the sense like shit so important then that also puts you on edge and so it's just it's like this fucking cycle of just ridiculousness. I don't know what is up with that. I mean we've talked about this before, but she was like look like we're in second line like we shouldn't have this much to do. It's like yeah exactly like there needs to go back to the fucking FBI honestly.
[2026-05-01 14:18:00] Dave: Yea I totally get the vibe
[2026-05-01 14:29:00] Sam Willis: I JUST GOT MY MONITOR ON!!
[2026-05-01 14:29:00] Dave: How?!
[2026-05-01 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Just unplugged and replugged for like the 3rd time
[2026-05-01 14:30:00] Sam Willis: I was literally about to record a video for you though to show you wtf I was looking at lol
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Sam Willis: It’s hard to explain. One monitor is plugged in with an HDMI. The other is…not
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Sam Willis: It’s something else
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Sam Willis: And I don’t get why they’d be different
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Dave: It’s probably DisplayPort
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Sam Willis: And I was matching up little logo designs and WHO KNOWS
[2026-05-01 14:31:00] Dave: Or… DP, as it’s commonly known 😏
[2026-05-01 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes!!! It’s just D
[2026-05-01 14:32:00] Sam Willis: So why is one monitor hooked up with this D thing and then the other is HDMI? They’re the same exact monitors
[2026-05-01 14:33:00] Dave: Could be that was the only cable they had… Could be that the dock has one DP and HDMI
[2026-05-01 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m so not techy WHICH btw I already have extreme anxiety about how I’m going to hook back up all my electronics in my house once I move
[2026-05-01 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Who is going to put back together my bed?!?
[2026-05-01 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I might just have to buy a whole new one
[2026-05-01 14:34:00] Dave: Just hire some fb marketplace rapis… I mean, movers to come do it
[2026-05-01 14:34:00] Sam Willis: I can figure it out. It’ll just take HOURS
[2026-05-01 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely the fuck not
[2026-05-01 15:39:00] Dave: You oyw home?
[2026-05-01 15:39:00] Dave: I accidentally took a little nap 😂
[2026-05-01 15:40:00] Sam Willis: No not yet
[2026-05-01 15:40:00] Dave: Have you gotten productive?
[2026-05-01 15:41:00] Sam Willis: I’m on a call with the SOC peeps
[2026-05-01 15:43:00] Dave: I had a call with Barbara earlier. She’s the leader of the third party circuit testing. She’s retiring. ITT sucks because she’s really good and kept the program in great shape..
[2026-05-01 15:48:00] Sam Willis: I think you told me about her. That sucks 😔
[2026-05-01 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Butttttt, her role will be open??? ☺️☺️
[2026-05-01 15:49:00] Dave: The meeting today was to introduce me to her replacement
[2026-05-01 15:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Boo. What do you think of the replacement?
[2026-05-01 15:55:00] Dave: Hard to say
[2026-05-01 15:55:00] Dave: She’s pretty hot at least
[2026-05-01 15:56:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻🖕🏻
[2026-05-01 15:57:00] Dave: It’s not even a woman 🤪
[2026-05-01 15:57:00] Dave: It’s a guy named David Vejar
[2026-05-01 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Omg you’re such an ass!
[2026-05-01 16:13:00] Dave: Noooo… I’d be an ass if I didn’t tell you I was kidding right away 😘
[2026-05-01 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-01 16:15:00] Dave: 😘😘😘
[2026-05-01 16:15:00] Sam Willis: On my way home to get the dogs for a vet appointment
[2026-05-01 16:16:00] Dave: What for?
[2026-05-01 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Christian is in an awful mood so that’s fun
[2026-05-01 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Lepto booster shot and allergy shot
[2026-05-01 16:17:00] Dave: Still?
[2026-05-01 16:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-01 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't even know if it's that because he took the day off of work so he hasn't been working and I don't know what he's been doing all day. He hasn't left the house. So it's not like he's taking his car to the shop or anything like that and I called him just a bit ago cause I was like hey I am. It says I'll be home at 2:59 in the appointments at three. Is there anyway that you can meet me at the vet you bring the dogs and then just hand them off to me and I will stay for their appointment and he was like. OK, yeah I guess like the vet. The vet office is like seven minutes from our house and I'm like thinking I really appreciate it but I'm still like hauling ass to get there. Anyway, so if he just seemed really put out and I'm like are you OK? He's like I'm just really tired and I'm like well. Did you take a nap? Why don't you go take a nap he's like no I didn't take one guaranteed he's been on the couch all day on Reddit and watching TV not that I'm judging but like taking a nap if you're so fucking tired anyway then also he texted me a few hours ago and I was like should I just go to boxes like just it seems like in a passive aggressive tone because I had offered to. I had posted on next-door to see if there were any moving boxes and somebody got back to me and was like I have some, but she only has six so anyway I like not been in a hurry to respond to work cause like six who gives a fuck But anyway, he was like so should I just go to Ua then and go buy me some boxes and I was like all message that girl back then and I'll get the six boxes and he was like OK thanks and I'm like did you call any of them neither U-Haul places to see if they had any overflow And he was like, yeah I called you and they don't. I'm like OK and I'm thinking of myself like dude figure everyone else out to buy where to go get boxes like we'll see if the liquor store will give you access boxes go to Best Buy like I don't know I'm sure there's places that have boxes that you can get like I don't know figure it out. He also asked for my help and finding him a good moving truck. He also asked for my help in finding Quinn a therapist for eating disorder and like. It's fine, but like It's fine. I ask him for a lot of things too, so I need to just not complain. Also, the bumper on this car in front of me is looking like it is literally about to just fly off in the wind. But anyway, I don't know why
[2026-05-01 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, and he and I are supposed to go get sushi tonight because we both were craving sushi and now I don't know if I'll be in the mood which is totally fine if we don't, but yeah
[2026-05-01 16:28:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Interesting He's probably depressed and I mean, you know how he is with like me I know But you know how he is from like with the car thing putting it off and waiting and whatever so like a wonder if that's kind of happening with the moving too which means now that it's getting tired till I do it, he's probably getting You know facing that reality And panicking or whatever so yeah but hopefully you can still go get sushi Because you shouldn't have to suffer and not get sushi because he's in a bad mood but yeah, I mean like He probably laid around all day and Just made it worse I mean like I have done that too like I know like I say that you know sometimes you just lay around all day on Reddit or watching YouTube or whatever you do You don't fucking Really feel like doing anything you get like in that rut you know and just make it worse so maybe that's what's going on there And yeah, like grocery stores I think should have lots of boxes or I mean, I would go to Home Depot like if they're not like that expensive really right I don't know. I got Home Depot for boxes.
[2026-05-01 16:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: But also, if he's just sitting at home, depressed all day and not working You think he could like do those things like find a therapist or Call around for a moving truck you know like Do He's on his own
[2026-05-01 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh his work wife put in her notice yesterday too
[2026-05-01 16:32:00] Dave: Oh dang
[2026-05-01 16:32:00] Dave: Maybe that’s why he’s sad
[2026-05-01 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Definitely part of it. And he’s not getting any bites on job applications either
[2026-05-01 16:34:00] Dave: Yeah, he needs to be in preservation mode at his current job
[2026-05-01 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I think he'll figure it out. You know when he gets on his own again like I think you know before he moved in with me he had been living alone and single daddy you for. Over 10 years so he can't it's just you know he's probably just having a day. The other thing that I was gonna say is we were talking last night cause he had a therapy appointment yesterday and They came up in therapy about how I had told him like one of the things look like I can't wrap my brain around as how he is one way with me and then completely different around the kids and like the kids honestly bring out the worst in him and he's like and he said something that I had never ever ever thought about and he was like we said a couple things he's like He's like the way I acted you know none of it was your fault blah blah. I'm like I know that and he said, but you know when we moved in here I I said I just assumed like that was the way you were with the kids like that is your relationship with the kids. You've always been like hard on them have these expectations well blood he's like no like we didn't fight like this and he said, but you know when we moved in and I would start seeing my kids do something that like I did approve of. Or like that, I didn't want them to do I started scolding them because I didn't want them to do that around you or you know at your house or whatever and he is like you know it was more out of like embarrassment that my kids are acting a certain way in front of you and I had never ever ever thought about that and but they also he had not lived with a partner since he had had the kids So like I can see that now you know how he like didn't mean for it to be that way, but that's the way he was and then we had also talked many times in the past about how he needs led
[2026-05-01 16:36:00] Sam Willis: God damnit this cutting me off bullshit
[2026-05-01 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Stupid ass thing anyway how he needs to let the kids grow up, make their own mistakes, blah blah, and he talked about that acknowledge it too. He's like I. You know over here on my left hand that is how the kids are who they've been but and that's how I've been parenting them and then over the past few years when they got into preteen and teenage he's like they changed like you know, overdo his right hand But I was still parenting them the same way I had parented the kids on the left hand and I was so confused because I'm like where did you go like why are my kids over here on the right hand now like what happened to my kids on the left hand and like I get that and he's like so I need to change my parenting style along with them changing and I'm like yeah you really do I didn't say that, but like that's what I was thinking so anyway Like and then his therapist said, do you think that if you and Sam never moved in together like would you guys still be together would you be enjoying just dating all that sort of stuff and I don't know I feel like the kids were the way I witnessed who he was around the kids and with the kids was a massive turn off to me and if I didn't exceed that or experience that side of him like maybe it would've changed things, but I do think at the end of the day I don't I still don't think they were like a match. You know what I mean just because there's so many other parts of his personality. You know things that make him him that are just so different from who I am so anyway I don't know how I got on this tangent but I need a nap myself
[2026-05-01 16:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that's definitely comes a point where your kids are like where they change from like there's I mean they're always changing obviously but there's like a major kind of change between like children and starting to like become adults like a preteen to team area Like looking back, I can definitely see that with mine End it happened to coincide for me were right around when we moved to Virginia and like Covid and stuff Which certainly didn't help that transition And yeah, don't I don't think you are but don't go down that path of You know well if it wasn't for the kids because like yeah there's still so many things that I think don't align for you guys so it's not your fault. Don't be hard on yourself. You're the best really you're the best
[2026-05-01 16:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-01 16:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know if I've mentioned lately How pretty you are and how much you still mean to me and How much I love you And how I think about you all the time still I go to sleep thinking about you and I wake up thinking about you and I'm still pretty much thinking about you all time in between Yeah, I just want to say that for some reason You're very pretty And you really are you're really great I appreciate you so much and I'm so thankful to have you in my life
[2026-05-01 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Awww ❤️
[2026-05-01 16:48:00] Sam Willis: I think about you all day every day
[2026-05-01 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Haha thank you for thinking I’m pretty. You’re the best!! ❤️❤️ sooooo good at words of affirmation!! So so good
[2026-05-01 17:06:00] Sam Willis: They’re displeased
[2026-05-01 17:06:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-01 17:06:00] Dave: This is the door to leave mom 😐😐😐
[2026-05-01 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Her fur is legit turning brown
[2026-05-01 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Oh man. I just remembered that she was the one who threw up in my car that one time
[2026-05-01 17:44:00] Sam Willis: No sushi tonight. That means icecream and true crime. Yassss!
[2026-05-01 17:44:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-01 17:44:00] Dave: That’s looking at the bright side! 😌
[2026-05-01 17:45:00] Dave: He not feeling like going out?
[2026-05-01 17:45:00] Sam Willis: He said he could go either way and I’m like meh. Me too. Let’s not spend the money lol
[2026-05-01 17:51:00] Sam Willis: You doing anything tonight?
[2026-05-01 17:58:00] Dave: Hell no
[2026-05-01 17:58:00] Dave: Do I ever do anything lol?
[2026-05-01 18:10:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes!
[2026-05-01 18:14:00] Dave: Just ordered the usual pizza 😊
[2026-05-01 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Yummmm
[2026-05-01 18:15:00] Sam Willis: A part of me wants to take a nap but then another part is like it’s too late 😭
[2026-05-01 18:16:00] Dave: Fuck it. It’s the weekend
[2026-05-01 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to run some more this weekend?
[2026-05-01 18:18:00] Sam Willis: (Yes. Yes you are.)
[2026-05-01 18:19:00] Dave: I mean, I guess I am now 🙄
[2026-05-01 18:19:00] Dave: Bitch 😒
[2026-05-01 18:20:00] Sam Willis: You’re welcome
[2026-05-01 18:22:00] Dave: I really need to get my ass to it during the week
[2026-05-01 18:22:00] Dave: Uuuuugh I just don’t feel like it
[2026-05-01 18:31:00] Sam Willis: Totally hear you 😩
[2026-05-01 18:38:00] Dave: When was the last time you checked my Reddit page?
[2026-05-01 18:39:00] Dave: I know you haven’t been in the mood lately… but I think I’ve reposted a bunch of stuff since you last checked. Just fyi 😘
[2026-05-01 18:39:00] Dave: I’m sitting here waiting on the pizza and scrolling a bit
[2026-05-01 18:40:00] Dave: Omg and I just saw 2 birds fricking as I was typing that lololol
[2026-05-01 18:48:00] Sam Willis: She doesn’t look interested….🤪
[2026-05-01 18:48:00] Sam Willis: Also omg I haven’t checked in Reddit in forever!! 😳
[2026-05-01 18:48:00] Sam Willis: Looking now!!
[2026-05-01 18:55:00] Sam Willis: Oh it had only been 10 days since I was last on.
[2026-05-01 18:55:00] Sam Willis: That’s still a long time though lol
[2026-05-01 18:56:00] Dave: Right? Only? lol
[2026-05-01 18:57:00] Dave: Some good stuff though
[2026-05-01 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I hope Christian goes out tomorrow so I can be aloneeeeee 🥵
[2026-05-01 19:00:00] Dave: I know! It’s been too long since I’ve seen your sexy flushed afterglow 😍
[2026-05-01 19:00:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t seen YOURS in a long time either!!
[2026-05-01 19:00:00] Sam Willis: 😤
[2026-05-01 19:01:00] Dave: It’s been since yours!!!
[2026-05-01 19:01:00] Sam Willis: Well where is YOUR libido?? I need more lol
[2026-05-01 19:02:00] Dave: I guess it’s tied to yours lol
[2026-05-01 19:02:00] Sam Willis: Lolol well stop that 😂
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: I’m not trying to be annoying sexting you all the time when you got shit going on lol
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Do I annoy you sexting you when you have other shit going on?
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: Not at all
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: Like dealing with the kids and shit
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: Not at all
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Well then…..
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Samesies
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: Ok, fair
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: Fair
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-01 19:03:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-05-01 19:04:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-01 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Have you booked your flights yet to see me
[2026-05-01 19:04:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-05-01 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-01 19:19:00] Dave: No, BUT.. I HAVE set the foundation
[2026-05-01 19:19:00] Sam Willis: And how did that go??
[2026-05-01 19:19:00] Sam Willis: And how did that go??
[2026-05-01 19:20:00] Dave: Perfectly splendid
[2026-05-01 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Really?!?
[2026-05-01 19:23:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-05-01 19:24:00] Dave: Going to training
[2026-05-01 19:24:00] Dave: Which isn’t a lie…
[2026-05-01 19:24:00] Sam Willis: DP training
[2026-05-01 19:24:00] Dave: I’ll be training you 😈
[2026-05-01 19:24:00] Dave: God damn!
[2026-05-01 19:25:00] Dave: You’re so fast
[2026-05-01 19:25:00] Dave: Which is annoying sometimes 😝
[2026-05-01 19:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-01 19:26:00] Dave: I need to watch my silly smiling 😋
[2026-05-01 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Get it together! Quit texting 😝
[2026-05-01 19:26:00] Dave: But yes. DP training is exactly what I was going to say 🥵
[2026-05-01 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Get it together! Quit texting 😝
[2026-05-01 19:27:00] Dave: Ok. I’ll stop texting you
[2026-05-01 19:27:00] Dave: Is that what you want?!
[2026-05-01 19:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-01 19:53:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1sm3hmx/he_handles_me_from_the_back_while_i_ride_so_hot/?share_id=u9jcbWDJdF0reDrMpoLdh&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot - 400 votes and 4 comments
[2026-05-01 19:53:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1t1b7j6/anal_anal_play_double_anal_double_penetration/?share_id=UVOoipRS3C_yGlvgNmI6E&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn - 1 vote and 0 comments
[2026-05-01 19:53:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1sm3hmx/he_handles_me_from_the_back_while_i_ride_so_hot/?share_id=u9jcbWDJdF0reDrMpoLdh&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot - 400 votes and 4 comments
[2026-05-01 19:53:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1t1b7j6/anal_anal_play_double_anal_double_penetration/?share_id=UVOoipRS3C_yGlvgNmI6E&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn - 1 vote and 0 comments
[2026-05-01 19:54:00] Dave: These are at the top of the list 😈
[2026-05-01 19:54:00] Dave: These are at the top of the list 😈
[2026-05-01 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. Yessssssss
[2026-05-01 19:55:00] Sam Willis: I will cum soooo so so fast
[2026-05-01 19:56:00] Sam Willis: This one especially. I will be gone. 💦💦💦💦
[2026-05-01 19:56:00] Sam Willis: This one especially. I will be gone. 💦💦💦💦
[2026-05-01 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Ha. The first one that is
[2026-05-01 19:59:00] Dave: Yeah I love that one
[2026-05-01 19:59:00] Sam Willis: I want to be riding you though
[2026-05-01 19:59:00] Dave: Well yeah that too
[2026-05-01 20:05:00] Dave: Ooooh… I’ll be able to make lemons drops for you myself 😁😁😁
[2026-05-01 20:05:00] Sam Willis: YASSSS!! Omg I’m so excited
[2026-05-01 20:05:00] Sam Willis: And we are gonna brunch!! Lolol
[2026-05-01 20:05:00] Sam Willis: And have gummies!
[2026-05-01 20:05:00] Dave: And eat your pussy
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: That I won’t have to mail!!!
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: And suck your dick
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Cuddle naked
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Sleep in
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Ride you
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Be under you
[2026-05-01 20:06:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-05-01 20:07:00] Sam Willis: We can eat double stuff Oreos too 😂
[2026-05-01 20:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh wait!! And take body shots off each other?!? Which I’ve never done lol
[2026-05-01 20:11:00] Dave: Yesssss!
[2026-05-01 20:12:00] Dave: What if I poured liquor down my dick and into your mouth 🤔
[2026-05-01 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss
[2026-05-01 20:42:00] Dave: God… we’re gonna get sloppy lol
[2026-05-01 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Sloppy drunk?
[2026-05-01 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Nahhhh I’ll keep myself in check 🤪
[2026-05-01 20:45:00] Dave: Lemon drops, body shots, gummies
[2026-05-01 20:45:00] Sam Willis: I want to remember!!
[2026-05-01 20:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m not the one who takes 3 gummies at once
[2026-05-01 20:47:00] Dave: It takes more for me
[2026-05-01 20:47:00] Dave: I can’t help it
[2026-05-01 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Oh bullshit lol
[2026-05-01 20:48:00] Dave: For real
[2026-05-01 20:48:00] Dave: Your little quarter gummy wasn’t enough though
[2026-05-01 20:48:00] Dave: For real
[2026-05-01 20:50:00] Dave: I’ve been using weed for a long time bro
[2026-05-01 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Fineeeee
[2026-05-01 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Ok then you have 1. And I have 1/2
[2026-05-01 20:51:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-01 20:51:00] Dave: I have 3 you have 2
[2026-05-01 20:57:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to get sloppy!
[2026-05-01 20:58:00] Dave: Ok. 1
[2026-05-01 20:59:00] Sam Willis: We will see
[2026-05-01 21:00:00] Dave: Done and done
[2026-05-01 21:06:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-01 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Bro I’m watching New Orleans homicide true crime and this one guy was trying to flee the police in his car, crashed, AND ONE OF HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT
[2026-05-01 21:08:00] Sam Willis: it was just hanging out!!! They had to blur it. THANK FUCK. I would have completely upchucked if I saw that shit
[2026-05-01 21:12:00] Sam Willis: And the guy asked the cop “is my eye hanging out” and the cop was just like “yea” and said later like he was trying not to panic bc he didn’t want the dude to panic lolol
[2026-05-01 21:13:00] Dave: My uncle used to tell me a story about a kid he knew that got his eyeball pulled fishing hook because his brother was fucking around with a fishing pole
[2026-05-01 21:17:00] Sam Willis: NOOOOOO
[2026-05-01 21:17:00] Sam Willis: 🤮🤮🤮🤮
[2026-05-01 21:17:00] Sam Willis: That is legit horrific
[2026-05-01 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah it grossed me out.
[2026-05-01 21:20:00] Dave: I think he was just bullshitting though lol
[2026-05-01 21:23:00] Sam Willis: lol you never know!
[2026-05-01 21:24:00] Dave: You know what isn’t bullshit?
[2026-05-01 21:24:00] Dave: 2 things actually…
[2026-05-01 21:24:00] Dave: 1. I love you so so much
[2026-05-01 21:25:00] Dave: 2. I’m going tf to bed
[2026-05-01 21:26:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰
[2026-05-01 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby. Sweet dreams!!
[2026-05-01 21:27:00] Dave: You make me melt 😘
[2026-05-01 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-05-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: You do the same to me ❤️
[2026-05-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be dreaming of you!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW A Friday that began with Dave's detailed 3D-printing woes and shifted into Sam's busy, stressful workday filled with unexpected tasks. Their playful banter and sexual teasing provided a lively undercurrent, building to a sexually charged evening of planning and anticipation.
TOPIC INVENTORY - 3D Printing Issues: Dave's struggles with a 3D print job, the technical details of the process, and his frustration with the time it takes. (Frustrated, analytical) - Work Stress: Sam's description of her busy workday, the challenges of working from her parents' house, and the frustrations with her boss. (Stressed, overwhelmed) - Lena Dunham Memoir: Sam's enthusiasm for the Lena Dunham memoir, her enjoyment of the audiobook, and her reflection on Lena's public image. (Engaged, nostalgic) - Health and Diet: Sam's consumption of energy drinks and her concerns about their effects, as well as her efforts to eat healthier. (Concerned, mindful) - Relationship Dynamics: Discussions about their relationship, including expressions of love, longing, and vulnerability. (Tender, affectionate) - Christian's Car Problems: Sam's description of Christian's car issues, his mood, and the impact on their plans. (Empathetic, frustrated) - Moving Prep: Sam's anxiety about the impending move and the logistical challenges it presents. (Anxious, practical) - Sushi and Date Night: Plans for a sushi dinner and the decision to skip it, leading to an alternative plan of ice cream and true crime. (Playful, adaptable) - Reddit Content: Dave's sharing of Reddit posts, including sexual content, and their mutual excitement about the visit. (Sexually charged, playful)
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Reddit Posts: Dave shared explicit Reddit posts, including content about dildo threesomes and anal play. (Initiated by Dave, escalated by both) - Anticipation of Visit: They discussed their plans for the visit, including sexual activities like riding, body shots, and cuddling. (Both initiated, both excited) - Specific Language: "He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot," "Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration," "Ride you," "Be under you," "Body shots off each other." (Both used, vividly descriptive)
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Supportive: Dave's empathetic listening to Sam's work stress and moving anxiety. - Vulnerable: Sam's openness about her boss's micromanagement and her relationship with Christian. - Playful: Their banter about energy drinks, sushi, and Reddit content. - Loving: Expressions of affection and longing, such as "I love you so so much" and "You make me melt." - Dominant/Submissive: Dave's control over the 3D printing process and Sam's suggestion of "DP training" for their visit.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can't wait to talk to you tomorrow" — Dave, tender - "You do the same to me" — Sam, affectionate - "I will cum soooo so so fast" — Sam, sexually charged - "You make me melt" — Dave, tender - "I love you so so much" — Dave, loving - "We're gonna get sloppy" — Dave, playful - "I don't want to get sloppy!" — Sam, playful - "You're the best" — Sam, appreciative - "I'm going tf to bed" — Dave, humorous - "I'll be dreaming of you" — Sam, loving - "Sweet dreams" — Sam, tender - "You're very pretty" — Dave, affectionate - "I think about you all the time" — Dave, loving - "I appreciate you so much" — Dave, loving
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved 3D printing issue. - Sam's pending move and the associated challenges. - Their upcoming visit and the planned activities, including the sexually charged evening.
MOOD MAP Playful morning → Stressed midday → Playful midday → Sexually charged evening → Loving evening
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
312
23 fewer; previous average 334.7 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
37
7 more; previous average 30.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 139 · 45% | 173 · 55% |
| Average reply time | 3m 54s | 2m 53s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 9% longer; previous average 3m 34s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 64% longer; previous average 1m 46s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 6m 12s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Sam Willis's average reply time: 64% longer; previous average 1m 46s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 312 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (53), Affection (18), Humor (17), Checking in (15), Frustration (10)
- Sam Willis: Status update (57), Humor (33), Frustration (26), Vulnerability (13), Checking in (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
307 of 312 messages (98.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 139 / 139 | 100.0% |
| Sam Willis | 168 / 173 | 97.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.80 |
| Appreciation | 0.76 |
| Boundary setting | 0.78 |
| Checking in | 0.65 |
| Deep sharing | 0.77 |
| Disagreement | 0.65 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.64 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.78 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.66 |
| Request | 0.67 |
| Sexting | 0.89 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.63 |
| Vulnerability | 0.64 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-12 07:06:12
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
29 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-05-01 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you baby. Sweet dreams!!
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:26:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:47:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know if I've mentioned lately How pretty you are and how much you still mean to me and How much I love you And how I think about you all the time still I go to sleep thinking about you and I wake up thinking about you and I'm still pretty much thinking about you all time in between Yeah, I just want to say that for some reason You're very pretty And you really are you're really great I appreciate you so much and I'm so thankful to have you in my life
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 1.0
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:27:00 PM] Dave
You make me melt 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
You do the same to me ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Awwww
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:54:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope your beautiful face slept well And I hope you have a wonderful drive to work today Since you're going out on a Friday in the guest to make the best of it At least there will hopefully be less traffic So I'm glad your pool guy didn't go too crazy the 1300 is not too bad for I guess all the work he did sounds like it was a lot So that's nice The puppies looked like a blast. How many puppies were there and what was this again so you like did a workout and then it was for the I was like was this the final workout for that like? That whatever competition thing that that one bitch was totally cheating on Anyway, it looks fun and you looked wonderful So I hope that was great And did you go get pizza afterwards or did you just go home? I slept really well I didn't wanna get out of bed I went to bed a little early and didn't wanna get out of bed this morning so I don't think I've woke up at all. Oh you know what I did wake up at like two or three and I was like I had to pee, but I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna go back to sleep. So that's what I did But then I really had to go when I got up so that sucks but Yeah Looks like it's gonna be rainy and gloomy here again today so that's fucking whack but I guess it is what it is Oh my God Oh my God You probably don't care but I'm gonna tell you anyway so if these 33 orders for an adapter, I don't really sell very often so I had to make a couple more make three more of them and I fucking started it like Yesterday or the day before and it's like a 10 hour print so I do this thing yeah you're not gonna care. This might get too technical. So Prince have to have support for like where like if a piece of plastic or piece of design like goes up and then out and like doesn't get anything under it you know what it means if there's like a 90° return You know 3-D shapes are right so that means that the three printer can't just print onto nothing all right it has to so it has to build support layer by way as it's building the rest of the actual structure so then once it gets to that point it already has like a little platform there right so That's totally normal like it's lots of friends use that it's just part of the deal and But there's a thing so they're kind of hard to get off. Could you pull the sports off afterwards and the way it works as it leaves a little bit of space in between like the first layer of the overhang and the support so it doesn't bond and you can remove the sports but it leaves kind of like rough or finish so what you can do is use a different kind of material. Than what your main Print is being used for and so I like I print The main adapter in one type of plastic called PLA and there's another type of plastic called PETG that PLANPTG don't stick to one another so I can use it to reduce that little gap right that I said I said there is a gap that leaves a little rough surface so I can reduce that gap to nothing that way it'll print the first layer of the overhang directly on them The plastic that it won't stick to so provide support for that piece and then the Support just like pops right off and it gives you like a really smooth nice finish so anyway Problem with that is If you don't flush all of the old that was first of the first set, I did I forgot I guess to change the material or whatever so it use the same material for the sports but it also had that no gap so it did bond so I couldn't remove the sports so there's that whole batch was just trash so then last night I was like all right make sure I get this right and got the settings. All right it was using the other material for support. But there's a very important piece where you have to You have to flush all of that different kind of plastic out before you start printing the main plastic again or since it doesn't stick, it'll be like a little bit left over in there and then once it starts printing the main piece again it'll have some of that plastic stuck in there so ultimately what happens is Your part is like just weak and we'll just basically break right apart because the plastic doesn't bond right so anyway because it has that opposite plastic mix in there so that's what happened with the batch last night So the sports came right off, but then I could just break the fucking thing right and half so anyway you have to set it up to flush out the old or the support material before you start printing the new material and that's what it didn't do last night so now I'm printing this shit for the third time and my settings are definitely right this time so it'll be fine but You know Fucking pushing the time it takes to ship these things out which I don't like to do that's like why my thing is getting order status as soon as humanly possible So yeah anyway that's a bunch of 6 inches of shit you didn't care about so anyway I hope you're having a great morning and I hope you enjoyed that 3-D printing tutorial. Make sure you like and subscribe and I cannot wait to hear your beautiful sweet voice this morning. I know you're gonna be upbeat and chipper and excited to get to the office. Actually you might be excited to get the office since it'll be chill and you'll be able to get some shit time. maybe I don't know. Anyway, I love you sweet pea. I hope you have a great day bye.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think about you all day every day
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haha thank you for thinking I’m pretty. You’re the best!! ❤️❤️ sooooo good at words of affirmation!! So so good
Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll be dreaming of you!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:24:00 PM] Dave
- I love you so so much
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:15:00 PM] Dave
😘😘😘
Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cuddle naked
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:00:00 PM] Dave
I know! It’s been too long since I’ve seen your sexy flushed afterglow 😍
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 02:05:00 PM] Dave
Of course you can sweetheart 😌
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:37:00 AM] Dave
Awwwwe
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:37:00 AM] Dave
I bet you do sweetie
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Dave
Ooooh… I’ll be able to make lemons drops for you myself 😁😁😁
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Dave
You’re welcome ☺️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:39:00 PM] Dave
I know you haven’t been in the mood lately… but I think I’ve reposted a bunch of stuff since you last checked. Just fyi 😘
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I love that one
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oooo I like that! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha you didn’t even mean to text Google. OK that’s hilarious
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:13:00 PM] Dave
Noooo… I’d be an ass if I didn’t tell you I was kidding right away 😘
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:59:00 PM] Dave
Well yeah that too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:14:00 PM] Dave
Just ordered the usual pizza 😊
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Appreciation
5 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-05-01 04:47:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know if I've mentioned lately How pretty you are and how much you still mean to me and How much I love you And how I think about you all the time still I go to sleep thinking about you and I wake up thinking about you and I'm still pretty much thinking about you all time in between Yeah, I just want to say that for some reason You're very pretty And you really are you're really great I appreciate you so much and I'm so thankful to have you in my life
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 1.0
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re welcome
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Awww ❤️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:25:00 PM] Dave
You’re so fast
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:57:00 PM] Dave
Some good stuff though
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Boundary setting
2 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-05-01 07:27:00 PM] Dave
Ok. I’ll stop texting you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: How have you not been to In-N-Out in years? Oh my gosh shit so good anyway So no, he doesn't expect you like if you push back and say no, let's have her one on one of the normal time like he's not gonna care. Have you ever been around somebody who just they have nervous energy so they put you on edge like he is exactly that person. Everything is this falsified sense of urgency and from him and everybody picks up on that like you see all of his energy and it makes it seem like everything is fucking stressful and everything needs to be done now and that everything is so important and so if you're at all the type of person who can be anxious like me and others One waking up and checking your phone and seeing that this dude's already been working for fucking two hours and you already have an onslaught of emails and pings. It's already start your day like wrong one and then two whenever you talk to him you get the sense like shit so important then that also puts you on edge and so it's just it's like this fucking cycle of just ridiculousness. I don't know what is up with that. I mean we've talked about this before, but she was like look like we're in second line like we shouldn't have this much to do. It's like yeah exactly like there needs to go back to the fucking FBI honestly.
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
Checking in
27 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-05-01 09:44:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I imagine you know that you got cut off right after and then, but no, I don't. I know the name Lena Dunham for sure but I don't really know anything about her but I'm glad you're enjoying the book. Yeah, I love audiobooks. They're super cool. What was the other thing oh yeah, so is Effingham in central time? I guess they probably are huh Yeah, yeah well that'll be nice for a week. We'll be on the same time cause I know it is. It is pretty weird. Going to bed at like here at 7 o'clock there and you have like another couple hours. So anyway, I just see your bubble start now so hopefully you weren't talking for like the last two minutes before you realize that was not recorded
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:54:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope your beautiful face slept well And I hope you have a wonderful drive to work today Since you're going out on a Friday in the guest to make the best of it At least there will hopefully be less traffic So I'm glad your pool guy didn't go too crazy the 1300 is not too bad for I guess all the work he did sounds like it was a lot So that's nice The puppies looked like a blast. How many puppies were there and what was this again so you like did a workout and then it was for the I was like was this the final workout for that like? That whatever competition thing that that one bitch was totally cheating on Anyway, it looks fun and you looked wonderful So I hope that was great And did you go get pizza afterwards or did you just go home? I slept really well I didn't wanna get out of bed I went to bed a little early and didn't wanna get out of bed this morning so I don't think I've woke up at all. Oh you know what I did wake up at like two or three and I was like I had to pee, but I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna go back to sleep. So that's what I did But then I really had to go when I got up so that sucks but Yeah Looks like it's gonna be rainy and gloomy here again today so that's fucking whack but I guess it is what it is Oh my God Oh my God You probably don't care but I'm gonna tell you anyway so if these 33 orders for an adapter, I don't really sell very often so I had to make a couple more make three more of them and I fucking started it like Yesterday or the day before and it's like a 10 hour print so I do this thing yeah you're not gonna care. This might get too technical. So Prince have to have support for like where like if a piece of plastic or piece of design like goes up and then out and like doesn't get anything under it you know what it means if there's like a 90° return You know 3-D shapes are right so that means that the three printer can't just print onto nothing all right it has to so it has to build support layer by way as it's building the rest of the actual structure so then once it gets to that point it already has like a little platform there right so That's totally normal like it's lots of friends use that it's just part of the deal and But there's a thing so they're kind of hard to get off. Could you pull the sports off afterwards and the way it works as it leaves a little bit of space in between like the first layer of the overhang and the support so it doesn't bond and you can remove the sports but it leaves kind of like rough or finish so what you can do is use a different kind of material. Than what your main Print is being used for and so I like I print The main adapter in one type of plastic called PLA and there's another type of plastic called PETG that PLANPTG don't stick to one another so I can use it to reduce that little gap right that I said I said there is a gap that leaves a little rough surface so I can reduce that gap to nothing that way it'll print the first layer of the overhang directly on them The plastic that it won't stick to so provide support for that piece and then the Support just like pops right off and it gives you like a really smooth nice finish so anyway Problem with that is If you don't flush all of the old that was first of the first set, I did I forgot I guess to change the material or whatever so it use the same material for the sports but it also had that no gap so it did bond so I couldn't remove the sports so there's that whole batch was just trash so then last night I was like all right make sure I get this right and got the settings. All right it was using the other material for support. But there's a very important piece where you have to You have to flush all of that different kind of plastic out before you start printing the main plastic again or since it doesn't stick, it'll be like a little bit left over in there and then once it starts printing the main piece again it'll have some of that plastic stuck in there so ultimately what happens is Your part is like just weak and we'll just basically break right apart because the plastic doesn't bond right so anyway because it has that opposite plastic mix in there so that's what happened with the batch last night So the sports came right off, but then I could just break the fucking thing right and half so anyway you have to set it up to flush out the old or the support material before you start printing the new material and that's what it didn't do last night so now I'm printing this shit for the third time and my settings are definitely right this time so it'll be fine but You know Fucking pushing the time it takes to ship these things out which I don't like to do that's like why my thing is getting order status as soon as humanly possible So yeah anyway that's a bunch of 6 inches of shit you didn't care about so anyway I hope you're having a great morning and I hope you enjoyed that 3-D printing tutorial. Make sure you like and subscribe and I cannot wait to hear your beautiful sweet voice this morning. I know you're gonna be upbeat and chipper and excited to get to the office. Actually you might be excited to get the office since it'll be chill and you'll be able to get some shit time. maybe I don't know. Anyway, I love you sweet pea. I hope you have a great day bye.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 10:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
You never answered about what you have going on this weekend
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
You doing anything tonight?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh. Boo. What do you think of the replacement?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think you told me about her. That sucks 😔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:16:00 PM] Dave
What for?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
And how did that go?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
And how did that go??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 05:45:00 PM] Dave
He not feeling like going out?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are you going to run some more this weekend?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:26:00 PM] Dave
I need to watch my silly smiling 😋
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 11:11:00 AM] Dave
Don’t we already have a customer service chatbot?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 12:37:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I thought she was having problems too.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:39:00 PM] Dave
You oyw home?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:40:00 PM] Dave
Have you gotten productive?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:19:00 PM] Dave
Yeah it grossed me out.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:58:00 AM] Dave
Do you like them?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Dave
What is it?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:17:00 PM] Dave
Still?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Interesting He's probably depressed and I mean, you know how he is with like me I know But you know how he is from like with the car thing putting it off and waiting and whatever so like a wonder if that's kind of happening with the moving too which means now that it's getting tired till I do it, he's probably getting You know facing that reality And panicking or whatever so yeah but hopefully you can still go get sushi Because you shouldn't have to suffer and not get sushi because he's in a bad mood but yeah, I mean like He probably laid around all day and Just made it worse I mean like I have done that too like I know like I say that you know sometimes you just lay around all day on Reddit or watching YouTube or whatever you do You don't fucking Really feel like doing anything you get like in that rut you know and just make it worse so maybe that's what's going on there And yeah, like grocery stores I think should have lots of boxes or I mean, I would go to Home Depot like if they're not like that expensive really right I don't know. I got Home Depot for boxes.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also omg I haven’t checked in Reddit in forever!! 😳
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
I haven’t seen YOURS in a long time either!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sleep in
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fineeeee
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:29:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: But also, if he's just sitting at home, depressed all day and not working You think he could like do those things like find a therapist or Call around for a moving truck you know like Do He's on his own
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 08:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sloppy drunk?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Deep sharing
6 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.77
[2026-05-01 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I think he'll figure it out. You know when he gets on his own again like I think you know before he moved in with me he had been living alone and single daddy you know by himself for. Over 10 years so he can't it's just you know he's probably just having a day. The other thing that I was gonna say is we were talking last night cause he had a therapy appointment yesterday and They came up in therapy about how I had told him like one of the things look like I can't wrap my brain around as how he is one way with me and then completely different around the kids and like the kids honestly bring out the worst in him and he's like and he said something that I had never ever ever thought about and he was like we said a couple things he's like He's like the way I acted you know none of it was your fault blah blah. I'm like I know that and he said, but you know when we moved in here I I said I just assumed like that was the way you were with the kids like that is your relationship with the kids. You've always been like hard on them have these expectations well blood he's like no like we didn't fight like this and he said, but you know when we moved in and I would start seeing my kids do something that like I did approve of. Or like that, I didn't want them to do I started scolding them because I didn't want them to do that around you or you know at your house or whatever and he is like you know it was more out of like embarrassment that my kids are acting a certain way in front of you and I had never ever ever thought about that and but they also he had not lived with a partner since he had had the kids So like I can see that now you know how he like didn't mean for it to be that way, but that's the way he was and then we had also talked many times in the past about how he needs led
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Stupid ass thing anyway how he needs to let the kids grow up, make their own mistakes, blah blah, and he talked about that acknowledge it too. He's like I. You know over here on my left hand that is how the kids are who they've been but and that's how I've been parenting them and then over the past few years when they got into preteen and teenage he's like they changed like you know, overdo his right hand But I was still parenting them the same way I had parented the kids on the left hand and I was so confused because I'm like where did you go like why are my kids over here on the right hand now like what happened to my kids on the left hand and like I get that and he's like so I need to change my parenting style along with them changing and I'm like yeah you really do I didn't say that, but like that's what I was thinking so anyway Like and then his therapist said, do you think that if you and Sam never moved in together like would you guys still be together would you be enjoying just dating all that sort of stuff and I don't know I feel like the kids were the way I witnessed who he was around the kids and with the kids was a massive turn off to me and if I didn't exceed that or experience that side of him like maybe it would've changed things, but I do think at the end of the day I don't I still don't think they were like a match. You know what I mean just because there's so many other parts of his personality. You know things that make him him that are just so different from who I am so anyway I don't know how I got on this tangent but I need a nap myself
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 12:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
And she also hates it
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-05-01 09:52:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so yeah you said you're gobbling it up and then give me that tea so I said gobble up that tea but misspelled it. I'm actually AutoCorrect it to Google but anyway yes, I love orange so you're 100% right on that which I'm surprised you're uncertain about because I've drank orange monsters forever. And now I drink that orange Water additive remember to my fizzy water so I love orange flavored stuff I have looked up discussion on some books and A lot of A lot of music like in fact that guy A$AP rock the one that I got that line from That kind of like describes his like just kind of his delivery with a lot of songs, but A lot so a lot of times I'll do that with music where I'll listen to an album or a song or whatever usually it's an album and then go read about it and kind of get other people's perspective on like what it what it means and what the messages were and how the other people interpreted and like how I made them feel and like whatever I have done it for shows. I don't really do that a ton. Anymore anyway Just because yeah, I don't have the time and like for the pit or you know most shows these days I feel like I pretty much got the gist of it like I don't need to read too much into what they're doing there So yeah What else was there something else I don't know maybe maybe not
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:13:00 PM] Dave
My uncle used to tell me a story about a kid he knew that got his eyeball pulled out by a fishing hook because his brother was fucking around with a fishing pole
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh man. I just remembered that she was the one who threw up in my car that one time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Disagreement
4 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-05-01 08:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m not the one who takes 3 gummies at once
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 05:58:00 PM] Dave
Hell no
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
And by point, I meant print 🙄
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6034999999999999
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[2026-05-01 07:27:00 PM] Dave
Is that what you want?!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Emotional support
11 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-05-01 10:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
I can’t get it on 😭😭
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-05-01 06:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Totally hear you 😩
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haha thank you for thinking I’m pretty. You’re the best!! ❤️❤️ sooooo good at words of affirmation!! So so good
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.731
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[2026-05-01 04:45:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that's definitely comes a point where your kids are like where they change from like there's I mean they're always changing obviously but there's like a major kind of change between like children and starting to like become adults like a preteen to team area Like looking back, I can definitely see that with mine End it happened to coincide for me were right around when we moved to Virginia and like Covid and stuff Which certainly didn't help that transition And yeah, don't I don't think you are but don't go down that path of You know well if it wasn't for the kids because like yeah there's still so many things that I think don't align for you guys so it's not your fault. Don't be hard on yourself. You're the best really you're the best
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 02:04:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You touched right on it, but I gotta call it out anyway that was so hilarious the whole time you're like you need to do this and you need to stand up for yourself and you can just tell him no and whatever oh my God listen to you giving out all that good advice I totally totally agree though and like I mean, I get it too like Having to feel like or not having to, but feeling like you have to Have something for him you know like free 101 like making shit up that's so ridiculous and it's such a hassle like I fucking hate that shit and it's like doing a call that long every day for fucks sake There's nothing like like I can't imagine Like shit just there isn't like that kind of work. You know it's not like we're. Software developers where you should have where you know you can use that kind of agile like workflow where you do have a stand-up every day because you make progress every day like there's a new code. It's not like that. So yeah, that fucking sucks for her, but that's the right thing though to tell her is just fucking don't like you know don't answer. They just just don't just do shit to your own face. Cause I mean, does he like? I guess I don't know, but does he like? Call you out on it like if you Say we know, I don't wanna have my thing right now or no. I'm just getting into the office. Will he be a bitch about it or is he just like oh right? You know what I mean like Or does he expect you to like jump to his back and call I guess or is that just what everybody Thinks he expects like what does he really expect? Cause I could see that going in both ways I don't have never worked for him so I don't really know I don't really know them that much anyway But like I could kind of see him, you know not really expecting it you know like if you Like like answering him early in the morning or whatever like when I might message people or send out emails or something at 6 AM, but I don't give a fuck. I don't expect anybody to reply until they're ready like I don't reply to people for hours sometimes most of the time. So so yeah Yeah, In-N-Out is pretty good. It's always busy here. I haven't been in years. But people love that shit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-01 03:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think you told me about her. That sucks 😔
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Nisha was just in my office for 30 min venting about Brian
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-01 04:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Interesting He's probably depressed and I mean, you know how he is with like me I know But you know how he is from like with the car thing putting it off and waiting and whatever so like a wonder if that's kind of happening with the moving too which means now that it's getting tired till I do it, he's probably getting You know facing that reality And panicking or whatever so yeah but hopefully you can still go get sushi Because you shouldn't have to suffer and not get sushi because he's in a bad mood but yeah, I mean like He probably laid around all day and Just made it worse I mean like I have done that too like I know like I say that you know sometimes you just lay around all day on Reddit or watching YouTube or whatever you do You don't fucking Really feel like doing anything you get like in that rut you know and just make it worse so maybe that's what's going on there And yeah, like grocery stores I think should have lots of boxes or I mean, I would go to Home Depot like if they're not like that expensive really right I don't know. I got Home Depot for boxes.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
OK I’m getting up. Gotta do it 😭
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-05-01 04:29:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: But also, if he's just sitting at home, depressed all day and not working You think he could like do those things like find a therapist or Call around for a moving truck you know like Do He's on his own
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Today is already insanely busy 😭😭
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Encouragement
4 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-05-01 04:45:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that's definitely comes a point where your kids are like where they change from like there's I mean they're always changing obviously but there's like a major kind of change between like children and starting to like become adults like a preteen to team area Like looking back, I can definitely see that with mine End it happened to coincide for me were right around when we moved to Virginia and like Covid and stuff Which certainly didn't help that transition And yeah, don't I don't think you are but don't go down that path of You know well if it wasn't for the kids because like yeah there's still so many things that I think don't align for you guys so it's not your fault. Don't be hard on yourself. You're the best really you're the best
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 05:44:00 PM] Dave
That’s looking at the bright side! 😌
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:41:00 AM] Dave
DO IT
Score: 0.66 | Confidence: 0.612
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[2026-05-01 06:16:00 PM] Dave
Fuck it. It’s the weekend
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Excitement
15 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-05-01 08:11:00 PM] Dave
Yesssss!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
YASSSS!! Omg I’m so excited
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yassssss
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Butttttt, her role will be open??? ☺️☺️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
No sushi tonight. That means icecream and true crime. Yassss!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:26:00 PM] Dave
But yes. DP training is exactly what I was going to say 🥵
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
And we are gonna brunch!! Lolol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:03:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, it’s still going, but yeah it’ll be fine this time This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:54:00 PM] Dave
These are at the top of the list 😈
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:54:00 PM] Dave
These are at the top of the list 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Woah fancyyyy. I got new monitor stands at work
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yummmm
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
We can eat double stuff Oreos too 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 08:42:00 PM] Dave
God… we’re gonna get sloppy lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 08:48:00 PM] Dave
For real This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Flirting
9 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cuddle naked
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:00:00 PM] Dave
I know! It’s been too long since I’ve seen your sexy flushed afterglow 😍
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 08:12:00 PM] Dave
What if I poured liquor down my dick and into your mouth 🤔
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Dave
And eat your pussy
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Dave
I’ll be training you 😈
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Be under you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:55:00 PM] Dave
She’s pretty hot at least
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 08:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh wait!! And take body shots off each other?!? Which I’ve never done lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Frustration
36 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.69
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
She is on the struggle bus with him for sure. He’s such a micromanager
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-01 11:24:00 AM] Dave
Ugh. What a shit way to start your Friday
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
God damnit this cutting me off bullshit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:19:00 PM] Dave
Bitch 😒
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
😡
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
🖕🏻🖕🏻
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:25:00 PM] Dave
Which is annoying sometimes 😝
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 11:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well SOMEONE needs to. Above my paygrade peeps
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
❤️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-01 11:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
The business wants to implement this sierra.ai thingy like ASAP but of course is like flying past all the risk guardrails
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
He doesn’t know how to understand teasing at all
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 06:19:00 PM] Dave
I mean, I guess I am now 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
😤
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
I’m not trying to be annoying sexting you all the time when you got shit going on lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do I annoy you sexting you when you have other shit going on?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Get it together! Quit texting 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
NOOOOOO
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
That is legit horrific
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:55:00 AM] Dave
I know I talked about this a while ago… but I was constantly editing messages after I’d sent them. Like more than it felt like I should be. So I started paying attention and turns out, it isn’t that I’m misspelling as much as I thought. I’m spelling the words I want correctly and it still fucking auto corrects to a whole different word!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
And of course…. One of the monitors won’t turn on
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Today is already insanely busy 😭😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 11:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
So now it’s like a scramble to be like hold up. What is this? What do you need to do etc etc
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian is in an awful mood so that’s fun
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't even know if it's that because he took the day off of work so he hasn't been working and I don't know what he's been doing all day. He hasn't left the house. So it's not like he's taking his car to the shop or anything like that and I called him just a bit ago cause I was like hey I am. It says I'll be home at 2:59 in the appointments at three. Is there anyway that you can meet me at the vet you bring the dogs and then just hand them off to me and I will stay for their appointment and he was like. OK, yeah I guess like the vet. The vet office is like seven minutes from our house and I'm like thinking I really appreciate it but I'm still like hauling ass to get there. Anyway, so if he just seemed really put out and I'm like are you OK? He's like I'm just really tired and I'm like well. Did you take a nap? Why don't you go take a nap he's like no I didn't take one guaranteed he's been on the couch all day on Reddit and watching TV not that I'm judging but like taking a nap if you're so fucking tired anyway then also he texted me a few hours ago and I was like should I just go to U-Haul by moving boxes like just it seems like in a passive aggressive tone because I had offered to. I had posted on next-door to see if there were any moving boxes and somebody got back to me and was like I have some, but she only has six so anyway I like not been in a hurry to respond to work cause like six who gives a fuck But anyway, he was like so should I just go to Ua then and go buy me some boxes and I was like all message that girl back then and I'll get the six boxes and he was like OK thanks and I'm like did you call any of them neither U-Haul places to see if they had any overflow And he was like, yeah I called you and they don't. I'm like OK and I'm thinking of myself like dude figure everyone else out to buy where to go get boxes like we'll see if the liquor store will give you access boxes go to Best Buy like I don't know I'm sure there's places that have boxes that you can get like I don't know figure it out. He also asked for my help and finding him a good moving truck. He also asked for my help in finding Quinn a therapist for eating disorder and like. It's fine, but like It's fine. I ask him for a lot of things too, so I need to just not complain. Also, the bumper on this car in front of me is looking like it is literally about to just fly off in the wind. But anyway, I don't know why
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
That I won’t have to mail!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
it was just hanging out!!! They had to blur it. THANK FUCK. I would have completely upchucked if I saw that shit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to get sloppy!
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-05-01 11:15:00 AM] Dave
But you already know right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
And talking SO LOUDLY
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave
I can’t help it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 05:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
He said he could go either way and I’m like meh. Me too. Let’s not spend the money lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
She doesn’t look interested….🤪
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave
It takes more for me
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 09:24:00 PM] Dave
You know what isn’t bullshit?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Humor
50 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.72
[2026-05-01 11:12:00 AM] Dave
And I aint doing shit this weekend lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 05:06:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:40:00 PM] Dave
Omg and I just saw 2 birds fricking as I was typing that lololol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 09:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha you didn’t even mean to text Google. OK that’s hilarious
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 04:13:00 PM] Dave
Noooo… I’d be an ass if I didn’t tell you I was kidding right away 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 05:44:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 09:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
And the guy asked the cop “is my eye hanging out” and the cop was just like “yea” and said later like he was trying not to panic bc he didn’t want the dude to panic lolol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
I was literally about to record a video for you though to show you wtf I was looking at lol
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-05-01 02:04:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You touched right on it, but I gotta call it out anyway that was so hilarious the whole time you're like you need to do this and you need to stand up for yourself and you can just tell him no and whatever oh my God listen to you giving out all that good advice I totally totally agree though and like I mean, I get it too like Having to feel like or not having to, but feeling like you have to Have something for him you know like free 101 like making shit up that's so ridiculous and it's such a hassle like I fucking hate that shit and it's like doing a call that long every day for fucks sake There's nothing like like I can't imagine Like shit just there isn't like that kind of work. You know it's not like we're. Software developers where you should have where you know you can use that kind of agile like workflow where you do have a stand-up every day because you make progress every day like there's a new code. It's not like that. So yeah, that fucking sucks for her, but that's the right thing though to tell her is just fucking don't like you know don't answer. They just just don't just do shit to your own face. Cause I mean, does he like? I guess I don't know, but does he like? Call you out on it like if you Say we know, I don't wanna have my thing right now or no. I'm just getting into the office. Will he be a bitch about it or is he just like oh right? You know what I mean like Or does he expect you to like jump to his back and call I guess or is that just what everybody Thinks he expects like what does he really expect? Cause I could see that going in both ways I don't have never worked for him so I don't really know I don't really know them that much anyway But like I could kind of see him, you know not really expecting it you know like if you Like like answering him early in the morning or whatever like when I might message people or send out emails or something at 6 AM, but I don't give a fuck. I don't expect anybody to reply until they're ready like I don't reply to people for hours sometimes most of the time. So so yeah Yeah, In-N-Out is pretty good. It's always busy here. I haven't been in years. But people love that shit
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-01 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
6 inches 😂😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-01 09:03:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, it’s still going, but yeah it’ll be fine this time This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:39:00 PM] Dave
I accidentally took a little nap 😂
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[2026-05-01 07:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol well stop that 😂
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[2026-05-01 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bro I’m watching New Orleans homicide true crime and this one guy was trying to flee the police in his car, crashed, AND ONE OF HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 09:20:00 PM] Dave
I think he was just bullshitting though lol
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[2026-05-01 09:03:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, it’s still going, but yeah it’ll be fine this time
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
(Yes. Yes you are.)
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:57:00 PM] Dave
It’s not even a woman 🤪
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want to be surprised! lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-01 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
I will definitely like and subscribe!
Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-05-01 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Rip the bandaid off lol
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-05-01 08:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
Did your shit point correctly this time? 3rd time a charm?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
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[2026-05-01 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes!!! It’s just D
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
She doesn’t look interested….🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well where is YOUR libido?? I need more lol
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[2026-05-01 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ha. The first one that is
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg you’re such an ass!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh man. I just remembered that she was the one who threw up in my car that one time
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[2026-05-01 05:58:00 PM] Dave
Do I ever do anything lol?
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[2026-05-01 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
That’s still a long time though lol
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[2026-05-01 07:25:00 PM] Dave
Which is annoying sometimes 😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Get it together! Quit texting 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵🥵
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[2026-05-01 08:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
We can eat double stuff Oreos too 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Nahhhh I’ll keep myself in check 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh wait!! And take body shots off each other?!? Which I’ve never done lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:42:00 PM] Dave
God… we’re gonna get sloppy lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 08:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sloppy drunk?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 11:22:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well I know as of like when I was texting you lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 07:02:00 PM] Dave
I guess it’s tied to yours lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Get it together! Quit texting 😝
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh bullshit lol
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[2026-05-01 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol you never know!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like one stand holds 2 monitors now. Boujieeee
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 06:56:00 PM] Dave
Right? Only? lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dead
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Samesies
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 07:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hehe
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 05:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
He said he could go either way and I’m like meh. Me too. Let’s not spend the money lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yummmm
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression
1 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-05-01 08:48:00 PM] Dave
Your little quarter gummy wasn’t enough though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Planning
5 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-05-01 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have you booked your flights yet to see me
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, and he and I are supposed to go get sushi tonight because we both were craving sushi and now I don't know if I'll be in the mood which is totally fine if we don't, but yeah
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
You doing anything tonight?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
No sushi tonight. That means icecream and true crime. Yassss!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-01 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are you going to run some more this weekend?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Request
3 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-05-01 10:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
You never answered about what you have going on this weekend
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 11:13:00 AM] Dave
What is it YOU have to do?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 06:38:00 PM] Dave
When was the last time you checked my Reddit page?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Sexting
13 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.89
[2026-05-01 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I will cum soooo so so fast
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
And suck your dick
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.92
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[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Dave
And eat your pussy
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
I’m not trying to be annoying sexting you all the time when you got shit going on lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do I annoy you sexting you when you have other shit going on?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:53:00 PM] Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1sm3hmx/he_handles_me_from_the_back_while_i_ride_so_hot/?share_id=u9jcbWDJdF0reDrMpoLdh&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot Posted by nurse_neon - 400 votes and 4 comments
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:53:00 PM] Dave
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1t1b7j6/anal_anal_play_double_anal_double_penetration/?share_id=UVOoipRS3C_yGlvgNmI6E&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn GIF by se_linasky Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 0 comments
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:53:00 PM] Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1sm3hmx/he_handles_me_from_the_back_while_i_ride_so_hot/?share_id=u9jcbWDJdF0reDrMpoLdh&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: He handles me from the back while I ride… SO hot Posted by nurse_neon - 400 votes and 4 comments This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:53:00 PM] Dave
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1t1b7j6/anal_anal_play_double_anal_double_penetration/?share_id=UVOoipRS3C_yGlvgNmI6E&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn GIF by se_linasky Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 0 comments This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 08:12:00 PM] Dave
What if I poured liquor down my dick and into your mouth 🤔
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
I want to be riding you though
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
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[2026-05-01 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fuck. Yessssssss
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Dave
I’ll be training you 😈
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
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Status update
110 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.62
[2026-05-01 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Monitor just won’t turn on
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-01 06:39:00 PM] Dave
I know you haven’t been in the mood lately… but I think I’ve reposted a bunch of stuff since you last checked. Just fyi 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Dave
Going to training
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 03:49:00 PM] Dave
The meeting today was to introduce me to her replacement
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 11:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
And the SOC has always been of the position that we do not monitor client activity. So someone wants someone to monitor client prompts or other AI risks associated with clients.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:39:00 PM] Dave
I’m sitting here waiting on the pizza and scrolling a bit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea! I haven’t seen all of the last season that came out. Like forever ago
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, and he and I are supposed to go get sushi tonight because we both were craving sushi and now I don't know if I'll be in the mood which is totally fine if we don't, but yeah
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:14:00 PM] Dave
Just ordered the usual pizza 😊
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:16:00 PM] Dave
Fuck it. It’s the weekend
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh it had only been 10 days since I was last on.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-01 07:54:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope your beautiful face slept well And I hope you have a wonderful drive to work today Since you're going out on a Friday in the guest to make the best of it At least there will hopefully be less traffic So I'm glad your pool guy didn't go too crazy the 1300 is not too bad for I guess all the work he did sounds like it was a lot So that's nice The puppies looked like a blast. How many puppies were there and what was this again so you like did a workout and then it was for the I was like was this the final workout for that like? That whatever competition thing that that one bitch was totally cheating on Anyway, it looks fun and you looked wonderful So I hope that was great And did you go get pizza afterwards or did you just go home? I slept really well I didn't wanna get out of bed I went to bed a little early and didn't wanna get out of bed this morning so I don't think I've woke up at all. Oh you know what I did wake up at like two or three and I was like I had to pee, but I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna go back to sleep. So that's what I did But then I really had to go when I got up so that sucks but Yeah Looks like it's gonna be rainy and gloomy here again today so that's fucking whack but I guess it is what it is Oh my God Oh my God You probably don't care but I'm gonna tell you anyway so if these 33 orders for an adapter, I don't really sell very often so I had to make a couple more make three more of them and I fucking started it like Yesterday or the day before and it's like a 10 hour print so I do this thing yeah you're not gonna care. This might get too technical. So Prince have to have support for like where like if a piece of plastic or piece of design like goes up and then out and like doesn't get anything under it you know what it means if there's like a 90° return You know 3-D shapes are right so that means that the three printer can't just print onto nothing all right it has to so it has to build support layer by way as it's building the rest of the actual structure so then once it gets to that point it already has like a little platform there right so That's totally normal like it's lots of friends use that it's just part of the deal and But there's a thing so they're kind of hard to get off. Could you pull the sports off afterwards and the way it works as it leaves a little bit of space in between like the first layer of the overhang and the support so it doesn't bond and you can remove the sports but it leaves kind of like rough or finish so what you can do is use a different kind of material. Than what your main Print is being used for and so I like I print The main adapter in one type of plastic called PLA and there's another type of plastic called PETG that PLANPTG don't stick to one another so I can use it to reduce that little gap right that I said I said there is a gap that leaves a little rough surface so I can reduce that gap to nothing that way it'll print the first layer of the overhang directly on them The plastic that it won't stick to so provide support for that piece and then the Support just like pops right off and it gives you like a really smooth nice finish so anyway Problem with that is If you don't flush all of the old that was first of the first set, I did I forgot I guess to change the material or whatever so it use the same material for the sports but it also had that no gap so it did bond so I couldn't remove the sports so there's that whole batch was just trash so then last night I was like all right make sure I get this right and got the settings. All right it was using the other material for support. But there's a very important piece where you have to You have to flush all of that different kind of plastic out before you start printing the main plastic again or since it doesn't stick, it'll be like a little bit left over in there and then once it starts printing the main piece again it'll have some of that plastic stuck in there so ultimately what happens is Your part is like just weak and we'll just basically break right apart because the plastic doesn't bond right so anyway because it has that opposite plastic mix in there so that's what happened with the batch last night So the sports came right off, but then I could just break the fucking thing right and half so anyway you have to set it up to flush out the old or the support material before you start printing the new material and that's what it didn't do last night so now I'm printing this shit for the third time and my settings are definitely right this time so it'll be fine but You know Fucking pushing the time it takes to ship these things out which I don't like to do that's like why my thing is getting order status as soon as humanly possible So yeah anyway that's a bunch of 6 inches of shit you didn't care about so anyway I hope you're having a great morning and I hope you enjoyed that 3-D printing tutorial. Make sure you like and subscribe and I cannot wait to hear your beautiful sweet voice this morning. I know you're gonna be upbeat and chipper and excited to get to the office. Actually you might be excited to get the office since it'll be chill and you'll be able to get some shit time. maybe I don't know. Anyway, I love you sweet pea. I hope you have a great day bye.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 03:43:00 PM] Dave
I had a call with Barbara earlier. She’s the leader of the third party circuit testing. She’s retiring. ITT sucks because she’s really good and kept the program in great shape..
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 07:19:00 PM] Dave
No, BUT.. I HAVE set the foundation
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
We may have talked about this before
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-01 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Who is going to put back together my bed?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:12:00 AM] Dave
And they need an answer today lol?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:18:00 PM] Dave
Yea I totally get the vibe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
I want to be surprised! lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:58:00 AM] Dave
Yeah a few from the first couple season. Maybe all of the first season and a couple from the second
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s hard to explain. One monitor is plugged in with an HDMI. The other is…not
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I was matching up little logo designs and WHO KNOWS
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't know what you can possibly do that is more important talking to me all day but I mean what the hell I'm on my way to In-N-Out to grab me a hamburger because why not and also I don't have any more snacks so I'm struggling also like I already have to leave in like two hours to go take the dogs to the vet I have done pretty much like fuck off today definitely not what I intended to like what I sent out to do today which was finalize the freaking discipline summary slide and all that bullshit that's due I haven't even opened it, but AnyWho Was gonna tell you oh I also meant to tell you earlier that Christian came home from the gym today and said that now his transmission is acting up and he is in a horrific mood like I can't imagine if there's more problems with that fucking car so I really hope you're not OK and then the other thing so yeah so Nisha like everybody struggles with Brian because he is an absolute micromanage treats everybody as if they they're just now entering the workforce for the first time and I'm sorry, bro. I just cut off the crosswalk and I'm an asshole. And this poor guy has a walker anyway, but she was saying like first off he's an hour ahead of us and second off. He starts working at like 5:30 in the morning every fucking day because he is please don't let me hit you because he. There is an early riser so he doesn't have to drive into the office so like people in Phoenix are already getting pings and shit early in the morning like it already is like establishing a sense of urgency like as they're waking up in the morning so she's upset about that so is Rachel and I was like guys like you don't have to respond just because you know he's reaching out like you don't need to respond and then I guess he has a daily including Fridays fucking Huddle, that's 45 minutes long Where he does like a team call to check in on what he's fucking doing and she was like I am like making up things to do because I feel like I have to have stuff to tell him And so that's bothering her and then she said so then I'm like driving in the morning because the calls at eight every day I'm like I was getting ready taking kids where they need to be blah blah and so I'm already driving as I'm taking this team call and then anytime it ends early and I have my one on one with him on Thursdays he's like Hey, let's just jump on our one01 now and so she's like frantic because he wants her to be on camera and she feels like she needs to you know whatever we all prepared for this one on one and so she's telling him yes and then she's like now getting into the office earlier on Thursdays so she can be ready to have her one on one earlier and I said Misha just tell him no just say hey I'm still driving into the office Let's meet at our scheduled time like no we don't need to move it up early and she goes I know but blah blah and I'd like honestly you should just reschedule the entire series to in the afternoons so then you don't have to worry about this at all, I'm like you have got to listen to me talking about establishing boundaries but you do you have to fucking established boundaries who gives a fuck if you can't meet 30 minutes earlier than you thought you were gonna meet and she's like well. I'm all frazzled because you know I'm getting into the office and I'm already on the phone. I don't have time like put my stuff down. Go to the bathroom. Talk to the people that I'm seeing on the way and she's like it just starts my whole day off wrong. I'm like exactly I get it and like you already feel behind by the time you get in in the morning so say no what the fuck and I said also just keep being you and working like you normally do because and that's like one thing with Brian like I get it at first it's like a lot but at some point you just fucking ignore him like I literally just stopped replying to his emails because. I don't have time to sit there and pontificate all fucking day about he's like a theory man like I don't even know anyway then the other thing she's said oh fuck or something else dammit Oh, and then she was like and even say say joints calls, 15 minutes early and like I'm not I don't wanna join calls 15 minutes early and I'm like then don't I'm like that might be your only time you're only 15 minutes during the day to go to the bathroom or fucking actually get something done. Do not join calls 15 minutes early just because somebody else decides to. Like that is crazy I said they has worked for Brian for many many many years so you know she's going to have his behaviors that doesn't mean that you need to feel so bad for all these people because like they didn't know what they were getting into like they had no idea also Also, why the fuck is In-N-Out so packed on a Friday at lunch like I get it but it's Friday where are people coming from? It's very annoying.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
So why is one monitor hooked up with this D thing and then the other is HDMI? They’re the same exact monitors
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:33:00 PM] Dave
Could be that was the only cable they had… Could be that the dock has one DP and HDMI
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Fire drill dropped on my lap so that’s fun!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I JUST GOT MY MONITOR ON!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Dave
It’s probably DisplayPort
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:34:00 PM] Dave
Just hire some fb marketplace rapis… I mean, movers to come do it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can figure it out. It’ll just take HOURS
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Absolutely the fuck not
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Dave
Gobble that tea!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
Totally random! Have you ever watched any Black mirror episodes?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 10:57:00 AM] Dave
Did you try the power button?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: They come off again cause they're fucking assholes anyway so girls ended she I think I was like chronic pain. She also just she's just hard for other people to like understand her like her personality and. Anyway, she liked totally was basically canceled. I'm pretty sure like you know how celebrities get canceled like she was accused of. Also accusing somebody of raping her and that turned it out to be false like all these sorts of things anyway so she's been like MIA for a long fucking time and then this mark came out and so I might go to gobble this shit up because I want all the fucking tea I wanna know what's been going on with her Where it all went wrong but so far right now in the book, we're like just at the point where she's riding the pilot for girls and I'm just I'm just like I'm reliving my early 20s like through her and her fucking Sandy Anyway So yeah, this is gonna replace my murder podcast for a while probably thank you again for giving this to me because I'm obsessed. Also, I can't explain like her tone but every sentence she says like starts out the same way. It's like her tone. I can't describe it. I don't know just listening to her read it's it's like so Lena Dunham she almost sounds like exhausted with herself. Like reading her words aloud typing, which I could totally relate to Anyway, all right heading to the fucking office cause I tell you that a while ago a couple weeks ago bought these energy drinks at Costco came out with and I tried that tropical one I told you about and it was really not great and then I haven't had one since well we're down to like two orange ones left and Christian said that they were the best ones and still not that great but I took an orange one this morning and orange things they can give you for some reason cause do you drink like monster orange I make it up maybe it doesn't you can think of you. I don't know. Anyway You should've seen my face when I was trying to listen to all your 3-D printing you know education I was like what if he say I'm trying to follow along. My brain is like working overtime trying to visualize what you're saying, but I think I got the gist. Anyway, well, I hope you all your shit prints out well this time and what are you doing tonight this weekend? Today, what do you have going on?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
And I don’t get why they’d be different
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK real quick cause I'm bout to jump on another call one. I'm already out of my snacks and it's only 932. I'm drinking this orange energy drink and it's OK. I mean it is the best one out of all of them, but it's still just kind of mad three my monitor still isn't working for I meant to tell you this yesterday but No, actually I didn't because it happened like you've already sleep but after I got home last night it was like 815 at night and I like had some cereal for dinner and then Christian was eating yogurt. I think this last night maybe this is before I even went to the thing and he was eating yogurt and he loves yogurt so much that he literally. Takes his finger and like gets all the yogurt out and then like lick it off of the fingers and I'm just like like he's like a kid getting the last of the cookie batter out of the bowl you know And he smacking his lips, and I forgot that Christian doesn't take somebody teasing him and I said Pause the show that you're watching and so he paused it and I was like do you know that when you are licking the yogurt, thin clean and you smack your lips I just want to unalive you and I was literally saying it just like that and I was laughing all her stuff. He just stood up and threw the rest of the yogurt in the trash and I was like really I'm like dude I was joking. He's like I don't take it as a joke and I'm like I'm sorry like I should've known better because I forget that you don't joke like you he does not understand joking. And I'm like I really meant it to be funny and he's like I don't take it that way so I'm just gonna throw it away. I'm like.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
I might just have to buy a whole new one
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s something else
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:25:00 PM] Dave
- I’m going tf to bed
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Just unplugged and replugged for like the 3rd time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
It cut me off AGAIN but you get the gist. Just dumb
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh speaking of you saying googling so tell me if you're this type you're probably not cause you probably don't give a shit but I am very much a type that after I read you say gobble you're so funny I very much typed that after like after I read this or listen to this memoir, I like I hear their perspective and then I immediately go Google to hear like everybody else else's like like I'll go to you know like the Wikipedia or whatever else about them to like find out what the rest of the world said had happened like why she was canceled you know typing So I do that anytime after I read memoirs and then Also, after like most murder shows I watch I google them to see like the summary again cause you know sometimes the TV show shows like they cut out some information. You know they're trying to like make it all fit in an hour or whatever so I do that and then I used to do this thing and I just can't do it anymore cause it's just it's so fucking obsessive, but I used to do this thing where whenever I was watching. You know like big popular TV shows like like let's just say like say I watched the pit which I didn't but anyway I would didn't go on Reddit and read all of the discussions about each of the episodes and I just can't do that anymore cause I would get into such fucking rabbit holes and like stay up and scroll that shit forever and listen to everybody's theories and their thoughts and oh my God anyway Good stuff
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I CAN HAVE BOUNDARIES!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m so not techy WHICH btw I already have extreme anxiety about how I’m going to hook back up all my electronics in my house once I move
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:29:00 PM] Dave
How?!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:47:00 AM] Dave
Ha… that reminds me of a line from a song that always stuck with me. …I talk like it hurts to talk
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yes IL is central time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Well, good morning. How are you? Sorry, 940 there. I hate feeling like I'm just starting my day and yours is like half over. It really upsets me this also was making me think that whenever I'm in Effingham like am I gonna work central time hours like am I gonna have to get up with the normal people? I don't know if I can. I don't know, man we'll see but I mean it'll be very nice to literally just wake up and turn on my computer and be working although I have no idea like where I'm going to physically sit and work and take calls all day at my parents. I also have no idea like somebody better get me a second monitor because. I'm gonna need one. There's no way I can just work off my laptop all week. I will go nuts. I did it one other time when I worked for my parents. This was like actually when we could work from home and work from wherever nobody gave a single fuck but anyway that was miserable so yeah. OK, I'm loving this Lena Dunham memoir audiobook of course it's read by her. She's such a shit show. Like do you know anything about Lena Dunham? She like was huge because she wrote. Created the TV show girls on HBO like let him know she's just psychotic for my 20s because she was also her in her 20s And that's when girls came out and like we were all looking at ourselves like the messiest version of ourselves and then
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:45:00 AM] Dave
Gobble
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oooo I like that!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 02:31:00 PM] Dave
Or… DP, as it’s commonly known 😏
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m still in bed 🫠
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 10:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:13:00 AM] Dave
The fire drill part
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 11:15:00 AM] Dave
Nothing.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis
Chase down what, if anything, my stakeholders are doing to monitor AI risks associated with this.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis
Chase down what, if anything, my stakeholders are doing to monitor AI risks associated with this. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:23:00 AM] Dave
Oh ok
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:23:00 AM] Sam Willis
As I’m hurriedly texting 1lod friends
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 11:37:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: How are you already out of snacks and I figured the orange one wasn't gonna be that much better and what's going on with your monitor like does it turn on? Are there any lights on it is plugged out? Is there a power button is it plugged into the? Dock thing I've restarted your computer and restarted the dock, but I don't remember if they have a on and off button, but you can unplug it and turn it back on And then Jesus, what the fuck Even when you're like at the point where you're like it's a joke, bro I meant it to be funny like I don't know I don't know. I might not take it as a joke like the first time but there once you say you know, I'm sorry it was just a joke. Then you know it should be like OK but at least you didn't say something like it looks like you're licking cum off your fucking fingers you faggots cause like I can see that maybe Offensive but like what you said is pretty time anyway yeah I can't but so not you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Black screen
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Who is Nisha?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Dave
Like, to the wall
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Dave
And it’s definitely plugged in?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
No lights
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:31:00 PM] Dave
One from your team went to Brian too though right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Used to be under Foye
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cloud oversight
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
On my way home to get the dogs for a vet appointment
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh his work wife put in her notice yesterday too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:32:00 PM] Dave
Maybe that’s why he’s sad
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:32:00 PM] Dave
Oh dang
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Definitely part of it. And he’s not getting any bites on job applications either
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:34:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, he needs to be in preservation mode at his current job
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 06:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Looking now!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:01:00 PM] Dave
It’s been since yours!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Not at all This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Not at all
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:20:00 PM] Dave
Perfectly splendid
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Really?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:23:00 PM] Dave
Yep
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Dave
Which isn’t a lie…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
This one especially. I will be gone. 💦💦💦💦 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:51:00 PM] Dave
I have 3 you have 2
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:51:00 PM] Dave
No
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok then you have 1. And I have 1/2
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:58:00 PM] Dave
Ok. 1
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
We will see
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:00:00 PM] Dave
Done and done
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:24:00 PM] Dave
2 things actually…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 09:56:00 AM] Dave
I’ve caught it a few times now.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 03:57:00 PM] Dave
It’s a guy named David Vejar
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lepto booster shot and allergy shot
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 04:17:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 05:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
They’re displeased
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Her fur is legit turning brown
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
And have gummies!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:45:00 PM] Dave
Lemon drops, body shots, gummies
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-01 08:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ride you
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Like dealing with the kids and shit
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m on a call with the SOC peeps
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:48:00 PM] Dave
For real
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:50:00 PM] Dave
I’ve been using weed for a long time bro
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 12:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes Rachel
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
No not yet
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
DP training
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Ok, fair
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Dave
Fair
Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.4
Evidence:
Unmet need
3 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.63
[2026-05-01 06:22:00 PM] Dave
I really need to get my ass to it during the week
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't even know if it's that because he took the day off of work so he hasn't been working and I don't know what he's been doing all day. He hasn't left the house. So it's not like he's taking his car to the shop or anything like that and I called him just a bit ago cause I was like hey I am. It says I'll be home at 2:59 in the appointments at three. Is there anyway that you can meet me at the vet you bring the dogs and then just hand them off to me and I will stay for their appointment and he was like. OK, yeah I guess like the vet. The vet office is like seven minutes from our house and I'm like thinking I really appreciate it but I'm still like hauling ass to get there. Anyway, so if he just seemed really put out and I'm like are you OK? He's like I'm just really tired and I'm like well. Did you take a nap? Why don't you go take a nap he's like no I didn't take one guaranteed he's been on the couch all day on Reddit and watching TV not that I'm judging but like taking a nap if you're so fucking tired anyway then also he texted me a few hours ago and I was like should I just go to U-Haul by moving boxes like just it seems like in a passive aggressive tone because I had offered to. I had posted on next-door to see if there were any moving boxes and somebody got back to me and was like I have some, but she only has six so anyway I like not been in a hurry to respond to work cause like six who gives a fuck But anyway, he was like so should I just go to Ua then and go buy me some boxes and I was like all message that girl back then and I'll get the six boxes and he was like OK thanks and I'm like did you call any of them neither U-Haul places to see if they had any overflow And he was like, yeah I called you and they don't. I'm like OK and I'm thinking of myself like dude figure everyone else out to buy where to go get boxes like we'll see if the liquor store will give you access boxes go to Best Buy like I don't know I'm sure there's places that have boxes that you can get like I don't know figure it out. He also asked for my help and finding him a good moving truck. He also asked for my help in finding Quinn a therapist for eating disorder and like. It's fine, but like It's fine. I ask him for a lot of things too, so I need to just not complain. Also, the bumper on this car in front of me is looking like it is literally about to just fly off in the wind. But anyway, I don't know why
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like offers advice
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Vulnerability
20 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-05-01 04:47:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know if I've mentioned lately How pretty you are and how much you still mean to me and How much I love you And how I think about you all the time still I go to sleep thinking about you and I wake up thinking about you and I'm still pretty much thinking about you all time in between Yeah, I just want to say that for some reason You're very pretty And you really are you're really great I appreciate you so much and I'm so thankful to have you in my life
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:22:00 PM] Dave
Uuuuugh I just don’t feel like it
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well where is YOUR libido?? I need more lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
HMPH
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 12:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Nisha was just in my office for 30 min venting about Brian
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:24:00 PM] Dave
God damn!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: It's kind of scary whenever you go take a drink of an energy drink and then you put it down and you can still hear just like all of this like fizzing noise which I just feel like that means that there's just so much acid in there and that's probably what it's doing to my stomach right now. It's just pissing in my stomach and it's like probably literally eating a hole through it.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
I want to remember!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hope Christian goes out tomorrow so I can be aloneeeeee 🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well then…..
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
This one especially. I will be gone. 💦💦💦💦
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bro I’m watching New Orleans homicide true crime and this one guy was trying to flee the police in his car, crashed, AND ONE OF HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 03:55:00 PM] Dave
Hard to say
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sometimes!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
A part of me wants to take a nap but then another part is like it’s too late 😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
it was just hanging out!!! They had to blur it. THANK FUCK. I would have completely upchucked if I saw that shit
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
I would have thought but this one is like fancy
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-05-01 09:55:00 AM] Dave
I know I talked about this a while ago… but I was constantly editing messages after I’d sent them. Like more than it felt like I should be. So I started paying attention and turns out, it isn’t that I’m misspelling as much as I thought. I’m spelling the words I want correctly and it still fucking auto corrects to a whole different word!!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Awwwe, what??
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-05-01 05:06:00 PM] Dave
This is the door to leave mom 😐😐😐
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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