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[2026-05-11 06:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great first night at your folks house I hope you have a great day working from there I Went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you and I just opened up my messages and saw eat pussy pussy pussy and now that's all I can think about Cannot wait to see you And whatever else kiss you blah blah blah I'm just kidding. I can't dismiss that. That's all just as good as the rest. I can't wait to kiss and eat all of you eat you all up I slept pretty well feeling like going to work, but when am I ever A couple things of shit I can't remember oh yeah I wanted to just comment comment real life voice about Christian like what the fuck dude he's just like spending up all your money on shit for himself like he spent $800 yesterday I think he said I'm just like chicken paper towels He's gotta be stocking his shit, right oh that's actually what I want to ask you about him so did you have like a final goodbye and you like hug and shit and him and all the kids like say goodbye to the kids like is he gonna just like you guys still hang out after he moves when you get back like I don't know what's or is it just gonna be gone done never talk to you again I'm curious what that situation like or how that went yesterday Yeah We're so are you sleeping in your parents spare room at their house? And your brother, your brother does he live there? Remind me cause I thought he was like Mary had a hat What's going on? Cause your brother had like He was married to that slaughter whatever her crazy baby slut, crazy woman And like that house and shit right there like he said he's always studying first thing so I guess he lives there at your parents house right Tell me what's going on I guess to work in life Loving you, of course Hard Don't know what else going on for a moment Just another dumb ass week at work I need to take some Work from all weeks You so far this year And I need to make time to go back to Virginia my mom Made me feel bad yesterday, but she just said she missed me something. I don't know bad so I need to make time to go back there, but I don't really want to at the same time. I don't know I've been thinking about that for a while Going back and trying to work from home week and hang out around there for a week So we'll see So you said something that didn't make sense to you yesterday about how you brought your swimsuit then you were hoping to get a tan while you're in Effingham But like don't you live in a perfect place to get a tan You can't Effingham the place to go for a I don't know that was me, baby. I'm getting up at the traffic. So I'm gonna let you go with my love and I'm kissing you and I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice And I will talk to you later bye
[2026-05-11 07:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 07:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 07:04:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-11 07:05:00] Sam Willis: It’s 5am
[2026-05-11 07:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 07:05:00] Dave: That firm, round, sexy ass 😏
[2026-05-11 07:05:00] Dave: Get that ass up!
[2026-05-11 07:06:00] Sam Willis: Why is the sun blasting
[2026-05-11 07:06:00] Dave: God I can’t wait to grab your ass and force you down onto my cock
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh. This reminds me…
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm 🤤
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Dave: Yeah, we’re stating early today 😈
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Sam Willis: That would wake me up
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm 🤤
[2026-05-11 07:07:00] Sam Willis: That would wake me up
[2026-05-11 07:08:00] Dave: Last night?
[2026-05-11 07:08:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-11 07:08:00] Sam Willis: I owe you an after glow pic 🤭
[2026-05-11 07:09:00] Dave: Did it help?
[2026-05-11 07:09:00] Sam Willis: I needed something to help me try to fall asleep
[2026-05-11 07:10:00] Sam Willis: Mostly. I still tossed and turned a lot 😩
[2026-05-11 07:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 07:17:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
[2026-05-11 07:31:00] Sam Willis: There’s nothing glowing about me right now 😂
[2026-05-11 07:31:00] Dave: Don’t forget about that afterglow 🤨
[2026-05-11 07:31:00] Dave: Even though it’s WAY after lol
[2026-05-11 07:32:00] Dave: Have you had any stealth sessions where his haven’t sent a photo right afterwards?
[2026-05-11 07:32:00] Dave: Since we started doing it
[2026-05-11 07:33:00] Dave: It’s like missing a streak or whatever on Snapchat lol
[2026-05-11 07:33:00] Dave: Or is this the first?
[2026-05-11 07:36:00] Sam Willis: This is my first. What about YOU!!
[2026-05-11 07:36:00] Dave: 💯
[2026-05-11 07:36:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-05-11 07:37:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t send a pic bc it was pitch black in the room 🤪
[2026-05-11 07:37:00] Dave: Durr
[2026-05-11 07:38:00] Dave: I think it should be a naughty pic since you missed the actual afterglow 😈
[2026-05-11 07:38:00] Dave: Ooooh… you know what?!
[2026-05-11 07:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 07:44:00] Sam Willis: This can be arranged.
[2026-05-11 07:44:00] Sam Willis: This can be arranged.
[2026-05-11 07:45:00] Dave: Awww, what a pretty kitty
[2026-05-11 07:48:00] Sam Willis: Good lord. Going on a walk now lol
[2026-05-11 07:49:00] Dave: Look at you!
[2026-05-11 08:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 08:01:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-11 08:01:00] Sam Willis: Fat pugs
[2026-05-11 08:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m like bitches I need to start working, speed this shit up lol
[2026-05-11 08:02:00] Dave: Ohhh man… look at those Midwest colors 😍
[2026-05-11 08:03:00] Sam Willis: We are walking on the golf course so that helps with the greenery lol
[2026-05-11 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?! 🥳🥳
[2026-05-11 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?! 🥳🥳
[2026-05-11 08:05:00] Dave: Hahaha, true
[2026-05-11 08:15:00] Dave: FYI lol
[2026-05-11 08:15:00] Dave: Ive had 166 orders so far this year making an average of 8 orders per week
[2026-05-11 08:25:00] Sam Willis: And it’s just getting to be more and more!
[2026-05-11 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to work off the kitchen island all week. Also. This monitor lol
[2026-05-11 08:34:00] Dave: Good luck lol
[2026-05-11 08:39:00] Sam Willis: I gotta figure out how we are going to check in today!! 😬
[2026-05-11 08:39:00] Sam Willis: How’s your morning going?
[2026-05-11 08:40:00] Dave: Morning is going fine. Already ready to leave lol
[2026-05-11 08:40:00] Dave: Can’t you just go to your room?
[2026-05-11 08:44:00] Sam Willis: I still feel like I have to whisper!!! lol
[2026-05-11 08:44:00] Sam Willis: It’ll be fine 🥰
[2026-05-11 08:44:00] Sam Willis: I suppose 😝
[2026-05-11 08:44:00] Sam Willis: I still feel like I have to whisper!!! lol
[2026-05-11 08:44:00] Sam Willis: I suppose 😝
[2026-05-11 08:45:00] Dave: I’ve had 2 😬
[2026-05-11 08:45:00] Dave: And a coffee 😬😬😬
[2026-05-11 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Have you had an energy drink yet?
[2026-05-11 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-05-11 08:46:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-11 08:46:00] Sam Willis: TODAY?!?
[2026-05-11 08:46:00] Dave: 😬😬😬😬😬
[2026-05-11 08:47:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-05-11 08:47:00] Sam Willis: I need you to still be alive and have good cardiac health so I can SEE YOU!! 😂
[2026-05-11 08:49:00] Dave: I mean, one of the energy drinks was a redbull so… not as much caffeine as 2 monsters
[2026-05-11 08:49:00] Dave: Plus I’ve been running. So my cardio is fiiiiine
[2026-05-11 08:49:00] Dave: And the coffee was half regular half decaf
[2026-05-11 08:50:00] Dave: My felt arm is a little tingly though… dk what that’s about 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-11 08:51:00] Dave: Have you even listened to my message yet?!
[2026-05-11 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Shit. Yes I did. Like 2 hrs ago. Ha. Shit
[2026-05-11 08:54:00] Dave: It’s all good, I know you’re all out of sorts 😘
[2026-05-11 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Ok voice message:
[2026-05-11 09:05:00] Sam Willis: No final goodbye to the kids. I legit didn’t even say bye lol. Quinn was not awake and I just told Kai I’d see her later. Christian just hugged me several times but that was it. I’ll be seeing them I’m sure. I’m going to Kai’s 8th grade promotion next week anyway
[2026-05-11 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Yes, I guarantee Christian bought house shit for his new place on my card. 💯
[2026-05-11 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Yes, you should go see your mom. When was the last time you saw her?
[2026-05-11 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Plus I don’t have my dogs here bugging me to throw the ball in the pool 1455335x for them
[2026-05-11 09:07:00] Sam Willis: I can get a tan in Effingham bc it’s not hott as fuck so I don’t mind actually laying out there 😂
[2026-05-11 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Bubs will probably be living here for a few more years while he rebuilds 😅
[2026-05-11 09:09:00] Sam Willis: And yes, Bubs has lived here at my parents for a little over a year, as he was going through the divorce. He started casually dating a girl in December that lives in stl (about 2 hrs away) and I’m going to meet her for the first time this weekend!!
[2026-05-11 09:11:00] Dave: 2019 😅
[2026-05-11 09:11:00] Dave: 2019 😅
[2026-05-11 09:11:00] Dave: No no.. 2021
[2026-05-11 09:16:00] Sam Willis: DAVE
[2026-05-11 09:17:00] Sam Willis: has she come to Texas
[2026-05-11 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Does she not like to fly?
[2026-05-11 09:18:00] Dave: No 😅
[2026-05-11 09:18:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-11 09:33:00] Sam Willis: My parents, the older they get, the less they like to fly
[2026-05-11 09:33:00] Sam Willis: So…. Get your butt to Virginia
[2026-05-11 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Yea I get that. Seems normal
[2026-05-11 09:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 09:34:00] Dave: Oh yeah, you’re right
[2026-05-11 09:34:00] Dave: We’ll see
[2026-05-11 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Actually I think you went there in 2022 when Juliet still lived there
[2026-05-11 09:34:00] Dave: It’s such a hassle
[2026-05-11 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Actually I think you went there in 2022 when Juliet still lived there
[2026-05-11 09:37:00] Sam Willis: I got you!
[2026-05-11 09:37:00] Dave: Hehehe, no kidding
[2026-05-11 09:37:00] Sam Willis: I know more about your past 4.5 years than you do 🤪 (kidding)
[2026-05-11 09:38:00] Dave: I think you might not be kidding 🥰
[2026-05-11 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I'm already overworking It's only 940. I've had one call today. I think I have another one. I also have to review a 35 page after election report that Josh developed around our tabletop exercises for the insider team. 35 motherfucking pages this just this is so unnecessary. Also, do you hear the pugs losing their mind there's construction workers because there's other houses being built around here and they don't like them. So I have to hear these little angry pug grumbles all day long
[2026-05-11 09:52:00] Dave: This ain’t a dissertation
[2026-05-11 09:52:00] Sam Willis: I think gabby even cut it down some and it’s STILL 35 pages
[2026-05-11 09:52:00] Dave: 35 pages?! wtf
[2026-05-11 09:52:00] Sam Willis: 😩😩
[2026-05-11 09:52:00] Dave: Tell that mother fucker you aren’t on his phd review board lol
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Sam Willis: No one is reading this
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Dave: It should be whoever participated in the ttx
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Dave: The whole point is to point out how their process worked
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Sam Willis: He needs to put together about 3 slides and call it good
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Also. Like who is the audience of this report
[2026-05-11 09:53:00] Sam Willis: I honestly have no idea
[2026-05-11 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, that's the thing I get the point of an after action report but again it should literally just be some slides Maybe I can see like just for program documentation and having something more thorough right now because You know for Fonzie's No, the tryout is not reading this 35 fucking report. I'm not sending this 35 page report somebody I'm not. I don't wanna send this to Steven so it's like who are we doing this for? I'm so confused.
[2026-05-11 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You know it's funny. I was on this tabletop exercise. I guess this is like before I officially got the team. I have no memory of this tabletop. I clearly was paying so much attention.
[2026-05-11 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh no, Josh just pinged me. It's almost as if he heard me talking about it.
[2026-05-11 10:04:00] Dave: You were probably busy sexting 😏🤭
[2026-05-11 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I'm sorry but literally listen to these streets so they called out. This is a bullet list of like I'm not kidding 20+ strains, strong collaborative, strong collaborative, internal communication, communications among participants. Clear collaboration around investigative steps and response efforts open and constructive dialogue effective and internal coordination. Overall tone of communication was open engaged participants communicated effectively are we not saying the exact same motherfucking thing six times is that not the same thing? I'm so confused.
[2026-05-11 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh guaranteed
[2026-05-11 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Oh guaranteed
[2026-05-11 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I’M IN PAIN!!!!
[2026-05-11 10:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-11 10:07:00] Sam Willis: they had effective communication. COOL
[2026-05-11 10:07:00] Sam Willis: ONE BULLET
[2026-05-11 10:07:00] Sam Willis: KILL ME
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you have examples that like an example that you can send me some of the table top after action shit that you sit in on I can dig up what a marks and differs but do you have one cause this is? This is too much I need to schedule a call with them and just be like What is this? Here's my problem as like a people leader and just like a person. I have to see something in order to be able to assess it like I can't talk through something. I have to like be in it. And see it like beginning in before I realize like oh this is stupid. Why did you guys do this? Like maybe I could've cut this off a long time ago but like I didn't know and now I know and now I wish I didn't know cause it's too much.
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Sam Willis: DAVE YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY MORE TODAY
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Sam Willis: And did it stop you??? Sure didn’t
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Dave: This was fucking $4.11!!
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Sam Willis: And did it stop you??? Sure didn’t
[2026-05-11 10:09:00] Sam Willis: you’ve had too much
[2026-05-11 10:11:00] Dave: Let me see what I can find rq
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Sam Willis: In my mind, I know that this is too much lol
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Dave: My work husband doesn’t even do after action reports lol
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Dave: Actually I guess I don’t have any good examples lol
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Sam Willis: It’s ok
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Dave: If he does anything it’s 1 page lol
[2026-05-11 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Boooooo
[2026-05-11 10:17:00] Dave: Conducted ttx; here’s the scenario; followed recovery plan; gaps noted were:…
[2026-05-11 10:19:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Tell me you are ex military without telling me that your ex military the one of the appendix items is mission areas in core capabilities and his mission areas are prevention planning. I'm sorry prevention protection mitigation response recovery why are they called missionary Mission areas He took this. He had him taken this from the government like. I really This is too much Goddamnit
[2026-05-11 10:21:00] Dave: I can feel your exasperation
[2026-05-11 10:21:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-11 10:22:00] Sam Willis: I just feel like so much of what they do is overkill in order to justify them having jobs
[2026-05-11 10:22:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m done
[2026-05-11 10:22:00] Sam Willis: Like wtf was Luna doing. This is too much.
[2026-05-11 10:22:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd
[2026-05-11 10:23:00] Dave: It’s beyond oversight
[2026-05-11 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Bro. Ok last thing on this, I promise
[2026-05-11 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ
[2026-05-11 10:39:00] Sam Willis: 9 pages alone are dedicated to strengths and areas of improvement. NINE PAGES!! I cannot make this shit up.
[2026-05-11 10:46:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-05-11 10:47:00] Dave: You need to break that dude out of phd mode
[2026-05-11 10:49:00] Dave: And nobody gives 9 pages worth of a fuck about strengths.
[2026-05-11 11:17:00] Dave: Me too actually. Anything good?
[2026-05-11 11:17:00] Sam Willis: It’s been a while since I’ve scrolled Reddit…
[2026-05-11 11:18:00] Dave: Not sure
[2026-05-11 11:18:00] Dave: I may have reposted since you’ve looked
[2026-05-11 11:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to get into my parents massage chair and look lol
[2026-05-11 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Did I have hard conversations??
[2026-05-11 11:37:00] Sam Willis: You know what is so hard prepping for an interview? Remembering what in the fuck you’ve done over the past 15 yrs. Like I can’t remember anything
[2026-05-11 11:37:00] Sam Willis: 🤷‍♀️
[2026-05-11 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Have I ever even sourced a high rated issue?? I’m sure I have. But do I remember it. Not at all. lol
[2026-05-11 11:40:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the worst. I take notes about those kind of things
[2026-05-11 11:40:00] Sam Willis: As you do them?
[2026-05-11 11:41:00] Dave: lol no
[2026-05-11 11:41:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to go back and look through my old evals
[2026-05-11 11:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh 💯. I have 2 pages prepped 😂
[2026-05-11 11:41:00] Dave: I mean as I prepare for the interview
[2026-05-11 11:42:00] Dave: And really you can use anything you know about. Fuck it, make something up. Not like they’ll ever know
[2026-05-11 11:46:00] Dave: It’s at 3:30?
[2026-05-11 11:51:00] Sam Willis: Right?? I can just put on an act
[2026-05-11 11:51:00] Sam Willis: No one will know I’m actually socially awkward
[2026-05-11 11:57:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-05-11 11:58:00] Sam Willis: You’re supposed to say I have the best attitude and personality ever and I’m a ray of fucking sunshine to all who meets me
[2026-05-11 11:58:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-11 11:59:00] Dave: You totally are baby! I call you “sunshine” every morning 🥰🥰🥰👸
[2026-05-11 12:00:00] Dave: Buuuuut we also both know you’re pretty awkward… hence your weird stiff, flinchy hugs
[2026-05-11 12:00:00] Dave: Pre-WAA anyway 😜😘
[2026-05-11 12:01:00] Dave: You’re gonna do great on your interview! Everybody DOES love you! Immediately upon meeting you.
[2026-05-11 12:42:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwww….affectionnnnn 😬
[2026-05-11 12:42:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwww….affectionnnnn 😬
[2026-05-11 13:09:00] Dave: You’re actually soooo good at it though!!
[2026-05-11 13:09:00] Dave: Aaaaaand also: naptime!
[2026-05-11 13:09:00] Sam Willis: With you. When we are alone. 🤭
[2026-05-11 13:10:00] Sam Willis: Ugh so so jealous. Enjoy! ❤️
[2026-05-11 13:10:00] Dave: Thanks, sunshine ☀️
[2026-05-11 14:13:00] Sam Willis: How was your nap?
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Dave: Good for you!
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Dave: As usual
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Dave: I coulda slept a whole longer though
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Sam Willis: I shockingly am not all that tired
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Sam Willis: lol yes I get that
[2026-05-11 14:14:00] Dave: Good!
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Sam Willis: I had a redbull today
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Dave: You should have 2-3 more
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be having one every day this week sooooo lol
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Dave: You already have them planned out
[2026-05-11 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I’ll get another one lol
[2026-05-11 14:16:00] Sam Willis: That’s bc my parents buy them sooooo since they’re here, I will drink them lol
[2026-05-11 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Will you be able to check in around 430? ☺️
[2026-05-11 14:20:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-11 14:20:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-05-11 14:20:00] Dave: My time or yours?
[2026-05-11 14:20:00] Dave: Yeah that will be perfect
[2026-05-11 14:28:00] Sam Willis: This button ok to be unbuttoned? Bc otherwise I’m choking and dying
[2026-05-11 14:29:00] Dave: You could probably unbutton even another one 😏
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Heheh thank you ❤️ I love you
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Dave: I’m focused on what you look liken underneath that blouse
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Dave: I AM!!
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Dave: My god you’re hot! 🔥
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Heheh thank you ❤️ I love you
[2026-05-11 14:30:00] Sam Willis: FOCUS!
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Dave: Yeah and it’s so good it’s like a drug
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m old news 😭😭
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Sam Willis: You’ve already seen all that
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Dave: Definitely not old news
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Dave: Yeah and it’s so good it’s like a drug
[2026-05-11 14:31:00] Dave: Definitely not old news
[2026-05-11 14:58:00] Dave: Are you nervous?
[2026-05-11 14:59:00] Dave: Excited?
[2026-05-11 15:02:00] Dave: And justified
[2026-05-11 15:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m feeling decent actually. Prepared. Hopefully
[2026-05-11 15:02:00] Dave: That’s amazing!
[2026-05-11 15:03:00] Dave: You’re going to do great sweetie!
[2026-05-11 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Also I get to a point with my nerves where I just go numb and am like it is what it is.
[2026-05-11 15:03:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if that’s a healthy coping mechanism or not. Going numb 😂😂
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Dave: You’re gonna kill it
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Dave: …it is what it is
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Sam Willis: I want another redbull but then I’ll be TOO amped
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Dave: I can’t wait to hear about it
[2026-05-11 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby ❤️❤️
[2026-05-11 15:05:00] Dave: You’re the best! And you can do any job!
[2026-05-11 15:05:00] Dave: And I bet your titts would look great peaking out from behind that shirt 😈
[2026-05-11 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Omg stop! 😂😂
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Dave: Have fun
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for being the best cheerleader and hype man!
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Dave: Good luck
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Dave: Seriously though, you look great!
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-11 15:06:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-11 17:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m out sunning these pasty ass white legs omg
[2026-05-11 17:04:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-11 17:04:00] Dave: I wore some short to run the other day and I was like eeeeeeek 😬
[2026-05-11 17:06:00] Sam Willis: You’re gonna need to be wearing shorts while you’re in Phoenix too lol
[2026-05-11 17:06:00] Sam Willis: And me too 😭😭😭
[2026-05-11 17:06:00] Dave: Well I guess we’ll match lol
[2026-05-11 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeeee
[2026-05-11 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Well I mean. I always do. But not in front of you!! lol
[2026-05-11 17:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤮🤮
[2026-05-11 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Dad just opened up the pool and there’s a tiny baby dead mouse in it!
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Sam Willis: I DON’T SEE IT!!!
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Dave: Not in front of me 🙄… I’ve seen literally every inch of your body now
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Dave: 🫪
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Dave: And omg! This a new emoji?!
[2026-05-11 17:09:00] Dave: Not in front of me 🙄… I’ve seen literally every inch of your body now
[2026-05-11 17:10:00] Dave: Oooh, must be new
[2026-05-11 17:10:00] Dave: What version of iOS are you on? Maybe it was an update.
[2026-05-11 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Send a pic!
[2026-05-11 17:10:00] Dave: Damn… hold your horses
[2026-05-11 17:11:00] Sam Willis: 26.3.1
[2026-05-11 17:11:00] Dave: 26.4.2
[2026-05-11 17:11:00] Sam Willis: 26.3.1
[2026-05-11 17:11:00] Sam Willis: Whoaaaaa that’s fun
[2026-05-11 17:11:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-11 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. I’ll update later
[2026-05-11 18:01:00] Sam Willis: These pug dogs. Grunting constantly like little pigs. Can’t hear a damn thing. Good lawd
[2026-05-11 18:02:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-11 18:05:00] Dave: There so deformed that’s all they can do lol
[2026-05-11 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Only faces a mother can love bc 😬🤭
[2026-05-11 18:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 18:59:00] Sam Willis: I miss you 😩
[2026-05-11 18:59:00] Dave: I knooooooow
[2026-05-11 19:00:00] Dave: I miss you too 😤
[2026-05-11 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo that’s a good idea!
[2026-05-11 19:08:00] Dave: Having fun with the family?
[2026-05-11 19:08:00] Dave: Can’t believe I have to remind you
[2026-05-11 19:08:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-05-11 19:08:00] Dave: How about a discussion topic card one of these days?
[2026-05-11 19:09:00] Sam Willis: I can’t carry this entire 🤪
[2026-05-11 19:09:00] Dave: You haven’t sent one of those in forever
[2026-05-11 19:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m out of my routine!!
[2026-05-11 19:09:00] Dave: You haven’t sent one of those in forever
[2026-05-11 19:10:00] Dave: You used to do it every day
[2026-05-11 19:10:00] Sam Willis: We just got back a few min ago from helping ourselves into the houses in the neighborhood that are being built
[2026-05-11 19:10:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m looking for a card
[2026-05-11 19:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching as my dad finishes watching that APEX movie. And all I want to do is eat, eat, and eat
[2026-05-11 19:10:00] Dave: You used to do it every day
[2026-05-11 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Like literally just walking in and through them lol
[2026-05-11 19:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-11 19:12:00] Dave: Or a new source
[2026-05-11 19:12:00] Sam Willis: We’ve answered so many of these.
[2026-05-11 19:12:00] Sam Willis: This is not proper English grammar 😂
[2026-05-11 19:12:00] Dave: Yeah we need to find a new set
[2026-05-11 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Like really laugh
[2026-05-11 19:13:00] Dave: That’s an interesting one
[2026-05-11 19:13:00] Sam Willis: But my favorite sound of yours is 1664575% when you legitimately laugh
[2026-05-11 19:20:00] Dave: I like when you say “ok, byyye” in a very certain way. It’s like, kind of abrupt and upbeat.. hard to describe, but it really tickles me 🤭
[2026-05-11 19:20:00] Dave: That’s the first thing that comes to mind but there has to be other things
[2026-05-11 19:21:00] Sam Willis: I think I know what you mean hehe
[2026-05-11 19:21:00] Sam Willis: I think I know what you mean hehe
[2026-05-11 19:22:00] Sam Willis: Like the sound of you cumming 🥵
[2026-05-11 19:22:00] Sam Willis: Like the sound of you cumming 🥵
[2026-05-11 19:25:00] Dave: Yeah I love all of your sex sounds, obviously
[2026-05-11 19:34:00] Dave: Maybe it’s not exactly a sound, but kinda… when you were laughing so hard the first night we got high that it went from laughing to like just a hissing sound
[2026-05-11 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Applying for jobs is such a pain in the ass 😭
[2026-05-11 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-11 19:35:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to get high with you again
[2026-05-11 19:35:00] Sam Willis: And eat fooooooodddd 😂😂
[2026-05-11 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Yessss bc I couldn’t breathe
[2026-05-11 19:36:00] Dave: I’m so excited
[2026-05-11 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Oh so you admit that I DID get really high that first night!!!
[2026-05-11 19:37:00] Dave: But I want you to get really high again. Not this 1/100th of a gummy bullshit
[2026-05-11 19:38:00] Dave: I’ve never denied that
[2026-05-11 19:38:00] Dave: Yeah ofc
[2026-05-11 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Yes you did!!!
[2026-05-11 19:39:00] Sam Willis: OK well I will get that high again. At home. Big Lebowski night.
[2026-05-11 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Also. I can’t believe how late it is here but still light out. That is tripping me out.
[2026-05-11 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Make a new note to share with me. I don’t know how to do all that 🤭
[2026-05-11 19:47:00] Sam Willis: I just about choked 😂
[2026-05-11 19:47:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/the_scarlet_faguette/p/DYKfsK3tz57/ Ricardo Gamboa on Instagram Don’t leave me alone on an island with Canva. #mothersday #lol
[2026-05-11 19:53:00] Dave: And it was amazing!
[2026-05-11 19:53:00] Dave: You didn’t get that high the second night. But you were all fucked up the first night
[2026-05-11 19:54:00] Dave: Just use the sex menu
[2026-05-11 19:54:00] Dave: Just use the sex menu
[2026-05-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Bc you also get all fucked up!
[2026-05-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: I still am not 💯 on if you can truly take care of me (in public) when I’m all fucked up lol
[2026-05-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: I still am not 💯 on if you can truly take care of me (in public) when I’m all fucked up lol
[2026-05-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Bc you also get all fucked up!
[2026-05-11 19:58:00] Dave: That’s honestly a little offensive… but I’ll let it go because you don’t actually know how much experience I have navigating life while stoned.
[2026-05-11 20:00:00] Sam Willis: I am not trying to offend; I just have control issues which is why I don’t like getting that fucked up in public.
[2026-05-11 20:01:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-11 20:01:00] Dave: Oh I know 😘
[2026-05-11 20:01:00] Sam Willis: I don’t trust anyone to fully take care of me when I’m out of my mind.
[2026-05-11 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Probably not but I certainly feel like it
[2026-05-11 20:03:00] Dave: But the thing is, you aren’t actually as out of control as you think you are
[2026-05-11 20:04:00] Sam Willis: I feel like it is SUPER obvious to everyone that I am out of my mind
[2026-05-11 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Dude I’ve been in the massage chair for an hour 😂
[2026-05-11 20:09:00] Dave: Yeah I know what you mean. It isn’t not-obvious, but it’s just like, look at her eyes, she’s stoned. Not: omg she’s out of controooool
[2026-05-11 20:09:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-05-11 20:09:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-05-11 20:11:00] Dave: Next time I need like, living room furniture maybe I’ll just get a coupe massage chairs lol
[2026-05-11 20:12:00] Dave: That was probably more the alcohol than the weed
[2026-05-11 20:12:00] Dave: My gym has some that I’ll hit every now and then but they only go for 10 mins which is not enough
[2026-05-11 20:12:00] Sam Willis: Well I also have this thing where I really don’t like blacking out
[2026-05-11 20:16:00] Sam Willis: I know, but the combination is so fun 😂
[2026-05-11 20:17:00] Dave: Notes message: Naughty Bucket List https://www.icloud.com/notes/02cmGc0oH3YLo5mek43_Y1kww
[2026-05-11 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Have you started watching Worst Ex Ever yet?
[2026-05-11 20:46:00] Dave: It’s on the list though
[2026-05-11 20:46:00] Dave: No 🙄
[2026-05-11 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching the last episode now
[2026-05-11 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-11 20:47:00] Sam Willis: You know the answer to this
[2026-05-11 20:47:00] Dave: Sigh
[2026-05-11 20:47:00] Dave: Have you watched DTF?
[2026-05-11 21:04:00] Dave: It’s almost BOTH our bedtimes!!
[2026-05-11 21:09:00] Sam Willis: I know! Just finished my episode.
[2026-05-11 21:10:00] Sam Willis: About to get ready for bed
[2026-05-11 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what I hate doing?
[2026-05-11 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Such a gd pain in the ass
[2026-05-11 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Washing my face before bed 😩😩😩
[2026-05-11 21:12:00] Dave: But it’s such a pretty face!
[2026-05-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea
[2026-05-11 21:13:00] Sam Willis: I wish we were curling
[2026-05-11 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Cuddling. lol
[2026-05-11 21:14:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-11 21:14:00] Sam Willis: I wanna be little spoon
[2026-05-11 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-05-11 21:14:00] Sam Willis: I just snorted
[2026-05-11 21:16:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, I wish I heard she snort I would so much love to be snuggling up with you right now and Big spoon in your little spoon it's my dick nestled all between your butt cheeks And you have laying on one arm the other one Resting on her Wrapped around you and with my hand on your tits, your tit tit Trinity's boobs Tit is also unnatural. It seems like now so anyway this is supposed to be sexy, but I guess fuck that. Good night sweetheart I love you and I cannot wait to see you and I'm so glad you are hanging out with your family and enjoying it If you're wondering, I'm running up to the store right now to get a can of cherries to put in the fridge to have with my cheesecake tomorrow Baby doll I hope you sleep so well and dream about me because I know I will go to sleep thinking about you and I can't wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-11 21:19:00] Sam Willis: You are going to the store!!! Omgggg lmao
[2026-05-11 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I’ll message you in just a few
[2026-05-11 21:21:00] Dave: Yeah. Second wind I guess
[2026-05-11 21:22:00] Dave: Also want some candy or something because I’m feeling like I’m not quiiiite fat enough
[2026-05-11 21:27:00] Dave: Oh and I didn’t know they sold liquor in the grocery stores there ☺️
[2026-05-11 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You are absolutely ridiculous I can't judge though because my parents went to fucking Costco before they picked me up from the airport and they got they got a container of those dark chocolate sea salt caramels do you know what I'm talking about? They're like the best things ever in the world. And I had like four today and they're just so good but I need to not have anymore but otherwise I've been eating fairly semi-healthy. You know the nice part about being at your parents. Is they feed you and they make you all your meals is quite wonderful. Anyway, not as quite no, not quite as wonderful though as you are, do you see what I did there I miss you and I hope you get some good snacks you fucking weirdo Oh, that's so funny. You saw my little note. About the liquor in the grocery stores, you're funny Anyway OK, spooning sounds wonderful with your dick curl up in between my butt cheeks and our legs wrapped around each other and your hand on my boobs. I know you don't like the word boobs but honestly it's just it's like the most appropriate word in this context. All right, I love you. I hope you go to bed soon. Enjoy your freaking candy quiche.
[2026-05-11 21:28:00] Dave: They did in NE too but not here
[2026-05-11 21:30:00] Dave: Hehehe I do see what you did there
[2026-05-11 21:36:00] Sam Willis: I miss my dogs 😭
[2026-05-11 21:38:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-05-11 21:39:00] Dave: But think about how good youll be able to sleep lol
[2026-05-11 21:40:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be ok. I just got in my feels.
[2026-05-11 21:40:00] Sam Willis: I know but it’s going to be so many days without them 😭
[2026-05-11 21:41:00] Sam Willis: What candy did you get
[2026-05-11 21:46:00] Dave: Reese’s pb cups with Oreos in them
[2026-05-11 21:46:00] Dave: Pretty mid
[2026-05-11 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby.
[2026-05-11 21:47:00] Dave: It’s ok. It did trick and made me a even fatter pos
[2026-05-11 21:47:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-11 21:47:00] Sam Willis: But atleast you still have cheesecake!! lol
[2026-05-11 21:47:00] Dave: As expected
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Now go to bed lol. Work tomorrow 😩
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Dave: Ok baby, I’m going to bed
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Hehe. Sweet dreams. I love and miss you so much
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Dave: 🤮
[2026-05-11 21:48:00] Dave: Work
[2026-05-11 21:49:00] Dave: Samsies all around

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Friday's mood shifted from mischievous morning banter to playful erotic teasing, with a soft, reflective evening. The defining theme was their playful, affectionate dynamic, punctuated by a missed "afterglow" picture and the need for a new set of "discussion topic cards."

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Erotic Teasing & Sexual Desires - Dave initiated with explicit sexual messages, expressing a desire to "eat all of you" and "force you down onto my cock." - Sam responded enthusiastically, acknowledging the impact with phrases like "That would wake me up" and expressing a promise for an "afterglow pic." - Emotional register: Playful, flirtatious, and sexually charged. - Notable quotes: "God, I can’t wait to grab your ass and force you down onto my cock."

Family & Relationships
Discussed Sam's visit to her family, including her brother and his recent divorce.
Sam mentioned meeting her brother's new girlfriend for the first time, with Dave expressing curiosity and amusement.
Dave shared his thoughts on visiting his mother, acknowledging the emotional pull and the hassle of the trip.
Emotional register: Supportive, curious, and slightly anxious.
Notable quotes: "I just got in my feels" and "I miss my dogs."
Work & Career
Sam vented about a 35-page report she had to review, expressing frustration and confusion about its purpose and audience.
Dave offered support and a humorous comparison to a dissertation, suggesting a more concise format.
Emotional register: Frustrated, supported, and humorous.
Notable quotes: "This is too much. Goddamnit" and "This ain’t a dissertation."
Health & Lifestyle
Discussed the consumption of energy drinks, with Sam concerned about Dave's caffeine intake and potential health impacts.
Dave acknowledged the risk and his desire for a balanced approach to energy management.
Emotional register: Concerned, self-aware, and humorous.
Notable quotes: "I need you to still be alive and have good cardiac health" and "I can’t wait to hear about it."
Interests & Hobbies
Sam mentioned her father opening the pool, leading to a humorous discovery of a dead mouse, which Dave found amusing.
Dave shared his interest in updating his iOS for a new emoji, with Sam expressing curiosity and a willingness to update later.
Emotional register: Humorous, curious, and lighthearted.
Notable quotes: "Dad just opened up the pool and there’s a tiny baby dead mouse in it!" and "Whoaaa, that’s fun."
Shared Memories & Future Plans
Dave expressed a desire to revisit a previous high and suggested a "Big Lebowski night" for a stronger experience.
Sam shared her fond memories of their time together, longing for the physical intimacy and emotional connection.
Emotional register: Nostalgic, affectionate, and hopeful.
Notable quotes: "I miss you" and "I wish we were cuddling."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiated with explicit sexual messages, describing a desire to "eat all of you" and "force you down onto my cock." - Sam responded enthusiastically, acknowledging the impact and expressing a promise for an "afterglow pic." - The conversation included playful erotic teasing, with both parties using specific, explicit language to describe their desires and fantasies.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with explicit, teasing language, while Sam followed with playful, enthusiastic responses. - There was a sense of longing and affection in their desire to be physically close and emotionally connected. - Power dynamics included a playful dominance from Dave and a willingness to engage from Sam.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "God, I can’t wait to grab your ass and force you down onto my cock" — Dave, in the opening erotic teasing. - "Mmmmmm 🤤" — Sam, in response to sexual messages, showing enthusiastic engagement. - "That would wake me up" — Sam, acknowledging the impact of Dave's messages. - "I miss you" — Dave, expressing longing and affection. - "I just got in my feels" — Sam, during a moment of vulnerability and emotional connection. - "You are absolutely ridiculous" — Sam, in response to Dave's late-night snack run. - "Dad just opened up the pool and there’s a tiny baby dead mouse in it!" — Sam, sharing a humorous and unexpected discovery. - "I wish we were cuddling" — Sam, expressing her desire for physical intimacy.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved questions about the 35-page report Sam is reviewing. - Plans for a "Big Lebowski night" and revisiting a previous high. - Running jokes about Dave's late-night snack habits and the need for new discussion topic cards.

MOOD MAP playful teasing → erotic heat → affectionate longing → humorous reflection → tender connection

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

412

82.0 more; previous daily average 330.0 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

33

7.0 more; previous daily average 26.0 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	192 · 47%	220 · 53%
Average reply time	1m 26s (n=102)	2m 26s (n=101)
Conversation starts	1 of 1 · 100%	0 of 1 · 0%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 26s (n=102). 29% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 2s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 390 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 26s (n=101). 9% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 40s (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 390 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 25.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 75.0% (5 usable days out of the previous 7; 8 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 58s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 330.0 (5 usable days out of the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 412 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor79 · 19%

Status update72 · 17%

Frustration39 · 9%

Vulnerability33 · 8%

Affection31 · 8%

All other signals

Checking in31 · 8%

Excitement24 · 6%

Emotional support16 · 4%

Flirting15 · 4%

Encouragement14 · 3%

Planning13 · 3%

Disagreement8 · 2%

Sexting8 · 2%

Request6 · 1%

Appreciation5 · 1%

Boundary setting3 · 1%

Deep sharing3 · 1%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Humor (42), Status update (41), Affection (17), Checking in (12), Encouragement (11)
Sam Willis: Humor (37), Status update (31), Vulnerability (31), Frustration (29), Checking in (19)

Tension and positive follow-ups

19 of 36 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (53%).

17 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 22s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 36 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-11 07:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
I owe you an after glow pic 🤭
Context · 2026-05-11 07:09:00 AM · Dave
Did it help?
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-11 07:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
I needed something to help me try to fall asleep
Context · 2026-05-11 07:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Mostly. I still tossed and turned a lot 😩
Context · 2026-05-11 07:17:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-11 07:10:00 AM · Sam Willis
Mostly. I still tossed and turned a lot 😩
Context · 2026-05-11 07:17:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-11 07:17:00 AM · Sam Willis
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Context · 2026-05-11 07:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
There’s nothing glowing about me right now 😂
Context · 2026-05-11 07:31:00 AM · Dave
Don’t forget about that afterglow 🤨

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-11 08:01:00 AM · Dave
lol
Context · 2026-05-11 08:01:00 AM · Sam Willis
Fat pugs
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-11 08:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
I’m like bitches I need to start working, speed this shit up lol
Context · 2026-05-11 08:02:00 AM · Dave
Ohhh man… look at those Midwest colors 😍
Context · 2026-05-11 08:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
We are walking on the golf course so that helps with the greenery lol

Exact transcript links unavailable for this artifact; no episode anchors were guessed.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

365 of 412 messages (88.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	175 / 192	91.1%
Sam Willis	190 / 220	86.4%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.81
Appreciation	0.82
Boundary setting	0.74
Checking in	0.68
Deep sharing	0.73
Disagreement	0.62
Emotional support	0.72
Encouragement	0.72
Excitement	0.72
Flirting	0.81
Frustration	0.70
Humor	0.71
Passive aggression	0.60
Planning	0.69
Request	0.66
Sexting	0.83
Status update	0.64
Unmet need	0.70
Vulnerability	0.68

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-14 07:19:12
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Detected signal · 2026-05-11 06:33:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great first night at your folks house I hope you have a great day working from there I Went to sleep and woke up, thinking about you and I just opened up my messages a…
Context · 2026-05-11 07:03:00 AM · Sam Willis
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Context · 2026-05-11 07:04:00 AM · Sam Willis
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